< 1154563240 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, theoretically, a quantum-complete set of gates SHOULD be able to produce any valid quantum state. I think. < 1154563254 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Here: http://72.14.209.104/search?q=cache:ntYm_eMQ0BAJ:citeseer.ist.psu.edu/context/401133/0+hadamard+%22controlled+v%22&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=8 < 1154563268 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sorry, it's so long. I just wanted the Google version with the words highlighted. < 1154563280 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :* Scratch that first comma. < 1154563341 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf %>% < 1154563345 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"The two gates form a nite universal set of gates networks containing only a nite number of these gates can approximate any unitary .... " < 1154563349 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AndrewNP: qbf can't produce any quantum state < 1154563350 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Approximate any unitary ... what? < 1154563379 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think that's supposed to be "finite." And "unitary MATRIX" -- the mathematical representation of a quantum gate. < 1154563413 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1154563415 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 AndrewNP: ps < 1154563415 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :How do you represent an arbitrary rotation matrix with hadamard and cv? < 1154563429 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!kill 1 < 1154563431 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Process 1 killed. < 1154563434 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1154563437 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 AndrewNP: ps < 1154563451 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :>_O < 1154563455 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why did you just kill some daemon? < 1154563476 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because I thought it was a QBF program that's having issues. < 1154563484 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It wasn't on the !ps < 1154563488 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or do I have to use # to get the quantum state? < 1154563498 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: maybe you should put them on !ps < 1154563500 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Crap. Sorry, man. :( < 1154563502 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: with some descriptive name? < 1154563516 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AndrewNP: you could use , and ., too < 1154563516 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lament: They're on "!ps d". I didn't want to clutter the normal !ps with daemons. < 1154563528 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf %>%<.>. < 1154563531 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :0 0 < 1154563536 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf %>%# < 1154563539 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :|00> 0.25 |10> 0.25 |01> 0.25 |11> 0.25 < 1154563548 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!cat Foobar barFoo < 1154563551 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Huh? < 1154563559 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You killed cat! < 1154563559 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!undaemon remote < 1154563561 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :cat just died < 1154563563 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Process 1 killed. < 1154563570 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf %>% 0.25 |10> 0.25 |01> 0.25 |11> 0.25 < 1154563581 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!daemon cat bf +[,.+] < 1154563588 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!cat Meow. < 1154563591 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Meow. < 1154563655 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why do people even bother with saying stuff like "f*ck"? They might as well be listing "fack, feck, fick, fock, fuck, fyck", eh? < 1154563693 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No... that's f?ck. Or f[a-z]ck, if you prefer. < 1154563704 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Eh, check that. f[aeiouy]ck. < 1154563755 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf %>%.# < 1154563757 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 |00> 0.00 |10> 0.00 |01> 0.50 |11> 0.50 < 1154563769 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :A few things that follow f*ck: < 1154563794 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fuck you mother fuckin' fuckers! Fuck < 1154563796 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::p < 1154563801 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf >>># < 1154563803 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf %>%.<%# < 1154563805 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :|0000> 0.00 |1000> 0.00 |0100> 0.00 |1100> 0.00 |0010> 0.00 |1010> 0.00 |0110> 0.00 |1110> 0.00 |0001> 0.00 |1001> 0.00 |0101> 0.00 |1101> 0.00 |0011> 0.00 |1011> 0.00 |0111> 0.00 |1111> 1.00 < 1154563807 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :0 |00> 0.00 |10> 1.00 |01> 0.00 |11> 0.00 < 1154563817 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf %>%.%# < 1154563819 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :0 |00> 0.25 |10> 0.25 |01> 0.25 |11> 0.25 < 1154563826 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Don't get too angry, now... < 1154563830 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf %>%.%<%# < 1154563833 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 |00> 0.25 |10> 0.25 |01> 0.25 |11> 0.25 < 1154563840 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf Let's see how it handles Brainfuck code +[,.+] < 1154563858 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1154563861 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 pikhq: qbf < 1154563863 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :3 pikhq: ps < 1154563870 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's still running?!? < 1154563913 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!kill 2 < 1154563917 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Process 2 killed. < 1154563919 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's probably waiting for input. < 1154563937 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I would think that it would have ended up skipping over that loop. < 1154563952 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nope. Everything starts at 1. < 1154563954 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Never mind. < 1154563976 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jeeze; it actually was valid QBF code. x_x < 1154563997 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Everything with backets that match correctly is valid, eh? < 1154564004 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!daemon qcat qbf [,.[%]%!!%] < 1154564009 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qcat 0 0 1 0 1 0 0 < 1154564012 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION , as you can tell, threw away his brain a while ago. < 1154564013 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Please enter 1 or 0: Traceback (most recent call last): < 1154564026 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You were saying? < 1154564028 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION loses < 1154564036 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps d < 1154564039 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 GregorR-W: daemon cat bf < 1154564041 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 GregorR-W: bf8 < 1154564043 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :3 ihope_: ps < 1154564058 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf [,.[%]%!!%] < 1154564065 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 3 00100100 < 1154564074 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!show 3 < 1154564080 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 2 WTF is this? < 1154564085 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!show 2 < 1154564105 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope_ did it! < 1154564105 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Stop messing with my bf proggies you jerks :P < 1154564111 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!kill 3 < 1154564115 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Process 3 killed. < 1154564134 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!show 2 < 1154564293 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!daemon EgoBot bf8 +[.++++++++++[>++++++>++++++++>+++<<<-]>-.++.>----.<++++++.++++++.-.>>-.[-]<[-]<[-]<[-]+>+[>,[>+>+<<-]>>---------->+<[>-<[-]]>[<<<<->>>>.-]<[-]<.[-]<<]<] < 1154564296 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!EgoBot rocks! < 1154564299 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION rocks! < 1154564304 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::) < 1154564373 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!EgoBot < 1154564377 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION  < 1154564385 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Whee < 1154564415 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!EgoBot is finally able to have people do /me to me. < 1154564415 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!EgoBot is teh kingz0r o' teh bizzots. < 1154564417 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION is finally able to have people do /me to me. < 1154564419 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION is teh kingz0r o' teh bizzots. < 1154564438 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION  < 1154564455 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bravo. < 1154564456 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!EgoBot turns against its masters. < 1154564459 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION turns against its masters. < 1154564470 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!EgoBot only has one master, but anyway. < 1154564470 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Masters? < 1154564473 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ctcp #esoteric ACTION stabs EgoBot < 1154564473 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION only has one master, but anyway. < 1154564477 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Huh? < 1154564478 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :-_-' < 1154564484 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION stabs EgoBot < 1154564492 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: How about "/me" :P < 1154564502 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :s_!_/_, eh? < 1154564510 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: I was just playing around with my IRC client. . . < 1154564514 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heh < 1154564516 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION has no idea why, but. . . < 1154564544 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :=== CTCP errmsg reply “unknown CTCP: CTCP IS TEH WHOOTZIIIIIY” from clog < 1154564546 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1154564547 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You did a /ctcp ctcp? < 1154564561 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : /ctcp #esoteric CTCP IS TEH WHOOTZIIIIIY < 1154564570 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh. < 1154564581 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I forgot no spaces are allowed in the command name :P < 1154564605 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :17:22 [freenode] CTCP ERRMSG reply from clog: unknown CTCP: ERROR I want an error message! < 1154564609 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION is happy < 1154564616 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1154564646 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Whoops < 1154564651 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Forgot 'ERROR' :P < 1154564698 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::) < 1154564722 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION does Alt+F4 and clicks "no" < 1154565092 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Dag nab it. I'm not finding a proof that ihope's set is universal. At least, not one that makes sense. < 1154565108 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf ><%!!# < 1154565111 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :|00> 0.00 |10> 0.00 |01> 0.50 |11> 0.50 < 1154565124 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!%>%% 0.25 |10> 0.25 |01> 0.25 |11> 0.25 < 1154565164 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION does Alt+F4 and is switched to the fourth virtual desktop on his Ratpoison setup. < 1154565195 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heh < 1154565211 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf %>% 0.25 |10> 0.25 |01> 0.25 |11> 0.25 < 1154565218 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf %>% 0.00 |10> 0.50 |01> 0.50 |11> 0.00 < 1154565232 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just plain F4 here would take me to the fourth ChatZilla tab. < 1154565269 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AndrewNP: just make those probabilities be something other than boring 0.5 0.25 0.12 < 1154565280 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AndrewNP: make them 2/3 and 1/3 ! < 1154565377 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Actually, that's probably the trick. To achieve a probability precision of (1/2)^n, you have to use n qubits, right? < 1154565397 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So you can get arbitrarily close to 1/3 or 2/3 just by upping the size of the register. < 1154565416 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf % < 1154565420 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf %# < 1154565423 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :|00> 0.00 |10> 0.00 |01> 0.50 |11> 0.50 < 1154565444 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Um... < 1154565444 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So you can't get EXACTLY there, but it's no worse than with a 1-radian Deutsch gate, which claims to be universal. < 1154565449 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf [%]%# < 1154565453 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :|00> 0.00 |10> 0.00 |01> 0.50 |11> 0.50 < 1154565469 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf # < 1154565471 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf [%.] < 1154565471 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :|00> 0.00 |10> 0.00 |01> 0.00 |11> 1.00 < 1154565473 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 1 1 0 < 1154565497 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf [%.%] < 1154565499 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :0 < 1154565509 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf [%.%] < 1154565511 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :0 < 1154565537 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!EgoBot is being abused by you qubit maniacs < 1154565539 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION is being abused by you qubit maniacs < 1154565558 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!EgoBot can kiss my ass. < 1154565561 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION can kiss my ass. < 1154565571 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Whiner. < 1154565589 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Um, it doesn't really make sense to use the first and second person pronouns in /me... < 1154565600 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Second person, maybe, but not first. < 1154565609 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fine then. No !. < 1154565610 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!EgoBot kisses AndrewNP's ass < 1154565613 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION kisses AndrewNP's ass < 1154565672 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION uses the Jedi mind trick on EgoBot. < 1154565692 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!EgoBot licks AndrewNP's ass < 1154565695 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION licks AndrewNP's ass < 1154565711 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!EgoBot shoves a bottle rocket up AndrewNP's ass and lights it < 1154565715 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION shoves a bottle rocket up AndrewNP's ass and lights it < 1154565722 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(In a sensual, loving way) < 1154565732 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION 's ass explodes. < 1154565733 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ow. < 1154566131 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :back < 1154566289 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"and /exit were sitting in a boat. /exit fell out when /quit shot him!!!" < 1154566653 0 :GregorR-W!n=chatzill@jffwprtest.jf.intel.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1154566747 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm thinking about writing a DoubleFuck implementation- are ^ v equivalent to <> and / \ equivalent to +-, or am I mixed up? < 1154567283 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :DoubleFuck? < 1154567309 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's like BF but with two pointers and two tapes. < 1154567330 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Where's the spec? < 1154567332 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :there's a second complete set of instructions- ^v/\:;{} < 1154567345 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm having trouble finding it. :S < 1154567366 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the only thing I can find in wikipedia or esolang is this: "Doublefuck has an additional array and eight additional instructions which perform brainfuck-identical operations on the second array. They are, in order: "^", "v", "/", "\", ":", ";", "{", and "}"." < 1154567392 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There's a Wikipedia article on it? < 1154567393 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's frustrating, because I think it's a really interesting variant. < 1154567403 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no- it's rolled into the main BF article. < 1154567473 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::/ < 1154567553 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I can't find *any* example programs taking advantage of it. I could easily write some tests, but it seems like not many people have heard of this language. < 1154567589 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because ... it's lame? < 1154567625 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what do you mean? < 1154567700 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's a pretty lame extension to BF is all :P < 1154567783 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think it's simpler than most languages, but when you think about how much easier it would make some things it sounds pretty useful. Think about how much easier it would be to implement arrays or other complex data structures when you would use the second tape for storing counters and so on. < 1154567977 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, sure. If you want to make it EASIER. < 1154568014 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :esoteric programming doesn't have to be about PAIN, it can also be about thinking in problems in different ways. < 1154568112 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess. But Double BF is neither harder *nor* more innovative. < 1154568193 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Chatzilla 0.9.75 [Firefox 1.5.0.2/0000000000]" < 1154568259 0 :BrainMachine!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT : < 1154568383 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :After all, making these things easy is the job of regular languages. ;) < 1154568420 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well... *normal*. Not, regular-expression regular. < 1154568535 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think of DF as a bit like Dis- it isn't *easy*, it just makes it less hard to do some things. < 1154573472 0 :calamari!n=calamari@ip68-231-173-86.tc.ph.cox.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1154573485 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1154573495 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hello, calamari. < 1154573944 0 :BrainMachine!n=PircBot@c-68-41-14-137.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1154573950 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :w00t. < 1154573961 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :my DoubleFuck interpreter is *complete*! < 1154573965 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bfmode < 1154573966 0 :BrainMachine!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :execution mode is currently: doublefuck < 1154573996 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bfprog < 1154573996 0 :BrainMachine!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :program: ^;{^;}v{:v} < 1154574001 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bfinput < 1154574002 0 :BrainMachine!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :input: sometext < 1154574005 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bfrun < 1154574005 0 :BrainMachine!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :txetemos < 1154574010 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :SUPERU DANSU EKUSUPULOSON TAIMUUUUUUUUUUUU!!! < 1154574022 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :precisely. < 1154574089 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the only reason it took this long is that I forgot that in Java it's String.equals("text"), not (String == "text") < 1154574233 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION curses Java's lack of operator overloadation. < 1154574256 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah. < 1154574327 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION curses a lot of things about Java. ;) < 1154574362 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :once again, yeah. < 1154574783 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it still very much bugs me that I can code all the hard parts of something almost flawlessly, and then screw up fundamentally on something simple. < 1154574792 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I've been using too much PHP recently. < 1154574798 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :///////{++++++++\}++++.///////{++++\}.////{----\}-.-------. as they say. < 1154575445 0 :Sgeo!n=Sgeo@ool-18bf61f7.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1154576073 0 :bsmntbombdood_!n=gavin@unaffiliated/bsmntbombdood JOIN :#esoteric < 1154576901 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Connection timed out < 1154577633 0 :bsmntbombdood_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1154577667 0 :bsmntbombdood_!n=gavin@unaffiliated/bsmntbombdood JOIN :#esoteric < 1154577729 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :とてもMYSTERIOUS, in the spirit of Engrish. < 1154577753 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi, Razor-X. < 1154577759 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hey-a RodgerTheGreat. < 1154577997 0 :ihope__!n=foo@c-71-205-100-59.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1154578005 0 :ihope__!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :ihope < 1154578043 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so, it would appear that nobody's really interested in playing with my doublef*ck interpreter. < 1154578119 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh well. I find it entertaining, at least. < 1154578284 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Doublefsck? < 1154578291 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :indeed < 1154578298 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bfmode < 1154578299 0 :BrainMachine!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :execution mode is currently: doublefuck < 1154578331 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :are you familiar with it? < 1154578375 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nope. < 1154578458 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :essentially, it's BF with two tapes and two pointers. You control the second tape/pointer with a symmetrical set of commands- +-<>[],. == /\^v{};: < 1154578473 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :take for example this simple program I made: < 1154578477 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bfprog < 1154578478 0 :BrainMachine!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :program: ////////{++++++++\}++++.///////{++++\}.////{----\}-.-------. < 1154578481 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bfrun < 1154578482 0 :BrainMachine!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :D`OH < 1154578510 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :as you can see, I can multiply without moving my pointer by using both tapes. < 1154578586 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :interesting? < 1154578951 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It looks kinda like BrainFork. < 1154578961 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... Or was it BrainTwist? Gah, I can't remember. < 1154579016 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, it doesn't have threads like fork, and twist switches the code and data arrays- it's probably closest to twist < 1154579047 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1154579053 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Strange thing is, I see "DoubleF*ck" listed everywhere as a language, but there's almost no information on it on the net. < 1154579083 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the only description I could find was a single paragraph on wikipedia's BF entry: < 1154579086 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Doublefuck has an additional array and eight additional instructions which perform brainfuck-identical operations on the second array. They are, in order: "^", "v", "/", "\", ":", ";", "{", and "}"." < 1154579112 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I figure I'll experiment now that I have an interpreter, and eventually create a proper Esolang article for it. < 1154579463 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Surely it can't be hard to implement a compiler for it. < 1154579511 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, it's quite simple. < 1154579523 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Merely create a second array, and a second pointer. Voila. < 1154579543 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah, I actually created this interpreter as an extension to my existing BF interpreter. < 1154579562 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :not counting a stupid mistake, coding it took <15 minutes. < 1154579708 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer) < 1154579789 0 :GregorR-L!n=GregorR-@c-24-21-138-66.hsd1.or.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1154579794 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.donotputthebaby.com/index.php?s=McDonalds < 1154579808 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Create a Wiki page on it then. < 1154579848 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I plan to, once I've coded some example programs. < 1154580029 0 :pikhq!n=pikhq@67-21-19-37.clspco.adelphia.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1154580300 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, I'm going to get some sleep. Later, everyone! < 1154580326 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT : < 1154580331 0 :BrainMachine!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1154581913 0 :CXI!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"If you're reading this, it's probably xchat's fault." < 1154582002 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Ex-Chat" < 1154582443 0 :CXI!i=Sanity@dialup-72.89.221.203.acc50-kent-syd.comindico.com.au JOIN :#esoteric < 1154583749 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1154583868 0 :bsmntbombdood_!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :bsmntbombdood < 1154583966 0 :Arrogant!i=Scott@124.orlando-06-08rs.fl.dial-access.att.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1154585292 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Bye then." < 1154586326 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"all your basment are belong to bsmntbombdood" < 1154586579 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1154588619 0 :asiekierka!n=asiek@nat-1.elb.vectranet.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1154588628 0 :asiekierka!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq! < 1154588715 0 :asiekierka!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Client Quit < 1154588995 0 :asiekierka!n=asiek@nat-1.elb.vectranet.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1154589054 0 :asiekierka!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Yourbot IRC Bot 4.5> You can get this bot at http://www.ybbot.com/." < 1154591999 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :ended < 1154592000 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid JOIN :#esoteric < 1154592773 0 :Arrogant!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :Scotty < 1154592779 0 :Scotty!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :ScottyB < 1154592807 0 :ScottyB!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :Arrogant < 1154593350 0 :thematrixeatsyou!n=leet@222-152-167-25.jetstream.xtra.co.nz JOIN :#esoteric < 1154593396 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Hello" < 1154597663 0 :sekhmet_!n=pez@ppp-70-226-129-243.dsl.mdsnwi.ameritech.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1154597682 0 :sekhmet!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1154598537 0 :tokigun!n=tokigun@sparcs45.kaist.ac.kr JOIN :#esoteric < 1154598749 0 :tokigun!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Client Quit < 1154599085 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :gtg ciao < 1154599089 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT : < 1154599347 0 :bsmntbombdood!n=gavin@unaffiliated/bsmntbombdood JOIN :#esoteric < 1154599643 0 :Arrogant!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1154600163 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Client Quit < 1154600494 0 :tokigun!n=tokigun@sparcs45.kaist.ac.kr JOIN :#esoteric < 1154600858 0 :Arrogant!i=Scott@124.orlando-06-08rs.fl.dial-access.att.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1154607017 0 :sekhmet_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :leguin.freenode.net irc.freenode.net < 1154607017 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :leguin.freenode.net irc.freenode.net < 1154607043 0 :sekhmet_!n=pez@ppp-70-226-129-243.dsl.mdsnwi.ameritech.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1154607043 0 :ihope!n=foo@c-71-205-100-59.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1154608810 0 :Arrogant!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1154614922 0 :ius!n=ius@cc687170-a.groni1.gr.home.nl JOIN :#esoteric < 1154615142 0 :sekhmet_!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :sekhmet < 1154619780 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"You are about to permanently delete a page or image along with all of its history from the database." < 1154619787 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What happened to undeletion, eh? < 1154620168 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It died! < 1154620753 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, I was able to undelete the sandbox. < 1154620793 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now let's try deleting "Hello world program in esoteric languages" and bringing it back, eh? < 1154620875 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :.... What did you do? :P. < 1154620896 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I didn't do anything yet, besides deleting and undeleting the sandbox... < 1154620941 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... Then why do you want to delete "Hello world program in esoteric languages" < 1154620943 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :? < 1154620948 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just to test out undelete? < 1154620956 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes. < 1154620962 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :...No. < 1154620973 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Great. < 1154621200 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think he just wants to "clean up" the wiki by removing all mentions of the nasty, nasty esoteric code. :p < 1154621208 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P. < 1154621257 0 :GregorR-W!n=chatzill@jffwprtest.jf.intel.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1154621303 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, I'm gonna delete all the copyvio. < 1154621403 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Find some, and delete it; don't assume the whole bloody page is copyvio. < 1154621453 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Reverting isn't the same as deleting. < 1154621472 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If it's just reverted, it'll still be under the history and marked as public domain. < 1154621602 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Could you state which ones are copyvio in the first place? < 1154621610 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Copyvio? < 1154621619 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I dunno, maybe. . . Follow Wikipedia's policy on it? < 1154621624 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: Copyright violation. < 1154621667 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think Wikipedia's policy is to revert, then delete, then undelete but without the edits that had copyright violation. < 1154621681 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do we even *have* that on the Esolangs Wiki? < 1154621688 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It also requires proof of the copyvio. < 1154621697 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Which you have failed to mention. < 1154621713 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You just come out saying "There's copyvio!". < 1154621817 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, the text in question included a copyright notice. < 1154621839 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And Graue reverted it, stating it was copyvio. < 1154621844 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah. < 1154621874 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think deletion and undeletion should be okay. < 1154622151 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Then again, apparently Wikipedia's policy is to not actually delete the copyvio unless every revision had some... < 1154623394 0 :cmeme!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1154623646 0 :cmeme!n=cmeme@boa.b9.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1154630063 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What happens when two trolls troll each other? < 1154630078 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Troll^2 ? < 1154630173 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :They make a good idea for a programming language. < 1154630191 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :WTF N00B!!! LINEUX IS SOOM UCH BETTER!!! < 1154630201 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :NO< WINDOZE! < 1154630204 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::p < 1154630392 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heh. < 1154630459 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hahahah < 1154630809 0 :bsmntbombdood!n=gavin@unaffiliated/bsmntbombdood JOIN :#esoteric < 1154630810 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mmmm. FreeCiv is compiling. < 1154630829 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Delicious. < 1154630859 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yup. < 1154630863 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::) < 1154630873 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1154631215 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1154631321 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :>_O < 1154631418 0 :GregorR!n=gregor@c-24-21-138-66.hsd1.mn.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1154631572 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wish someone ported Morrowind for Linux :(. < 1154631578 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or that it ran in WINE. < 1154631600 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hello Gregor-Read and Gregor-Read-Write. < 1154631635 0 :RodgerTheGreat!n=RodgerTh@c-68-41-14-137.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1154631650 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hello everyone. < 1154631677 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hello. < 1154631750 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :how goes it, Razor-X? < 1154631782 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hey-a. < 1154631810 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ERRR. < 1154631813 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not bad. < 1154631814 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P. < 1154631819 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh < 1154632096 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah. It pays to know people with fat SSH accounts :P. < 1154632123 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I happen to know of an extremely good shell service. < 1154632149 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2gb storage, GCC, FTP, SSH, apache... < 1154632167 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :All of the above, only add 226 GB to that storage amount. < 1154632173 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :^^. < 1154632186 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I would assume you get this for free. < 1154632193 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yep. < 1154632196 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nice < 1154632234 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :how's the bandwidth? The server I used stood up to a fark slashdot effect. < 1154632250 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1.5 MBit. < 1154632261 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :not bad at all. < 1154632264 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It can go higher, but that costs him extra, so I cap everything at 1.5 MBit. < 1154632519 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION prefers his current shell service < 1154632524 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's called "localhost". :p < 1154632538 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hear hear. < 1154632740 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But I can set my shell to download something while it doesen't affect my bandwidth at all ;). < 1154632838 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : BitTorrent rocks roflcopter omgwtf < 1154632849 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes it does. < 1154632853 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=18812 < 1154632858 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :<-- psychic < 1154632877 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Stupid dog takes too long to follow me in Slash'Em. < 1154632896 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh well, time to rip some music using ffmpeg. < 1154632897 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So slash 'im < 1154632910 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But then my deity will get mad at me. < 1154632916 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So slash 'im < 1154632918 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh wait :P < 1154632922 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P. < 1154633099 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Your deity'll be cool with it if you eat the corpse, right? < 1154633137 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: play nethack < 1154633146 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Slash'Em is better. < 1154633149 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no. < 1154633153 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes. < 1154633158 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fine. < 1154633163 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Alright. < 1154633163 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but nethack has a better irc channel. < 1154633170 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, that it may have. < 1154633262 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and that's all that counts < 1154633267 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :also, it's better balanced < 1154633274 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION likes iRogue < 1154633282 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION prefers Diablo 2. < 1154633283 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think Slash'Em is more balanced, IMO. < 1154633285 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1154633289 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Pshhh. < 1154633298 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(= joke) < 1154633312 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Are you using the right equality operator? < 1154633327 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: how many times have you ascended in either? < 1154633328 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :don't make my mistake, GregorR-W < 1154633342 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lament: Once in NetHack, never made it past 8th level in Slash'Em :P. < 1154633351 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :statement.equals("joke") < 1154633353 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :; < 1154633365 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But then I play a Vampire Necromancer, so .... < 1154633370 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I see. < 1154637856 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*grumble grumble* damn bring your child to work day *grumble* < 1154637910 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :how old is your child? < 1154637928 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If I had a child, I'd be forced to kill myself. < 1154637938 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah < 1154637943 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... not a kid person :P < 1154637954 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so, I take it you're putting up with the children of others. < 1154637959 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah. < 1154637973 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"LET'S INTRODUCE MY LITTLE BRATS TO GREGOR HE'S ECCENTRIC SO HE SHOULD LOVE KIDS" < 1154637978 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*stabs self in eyes* < 1154637982 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION understands Gregor's pain. < 1154638080 0 :smokecfh!n=user@53549344.cable.casema.nl JOIN :#esoteric < 1154638092 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have no desire to create children at any point in the near (or forseeable) future for the precise reason that I have difficulty imagining it being worthwhile. < 1154638125 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I just plain hate kids :P < 1154638143 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :they can be quite irritating. < 1154638310 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You know, stupidity, it seems, is more likely to survive; stupid people are more likely to breed. < 1154638333 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it kinda sucks how that works out. < 1154638384 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :smart people are more likely to think before procreating, so more of them either become good parents or never have children. I somehow imagine the latter is more common. < 1154638406 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and adopting counts as "never having children" from an evolutionary standpoint. < 1154638494 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ergo, stupid people are more fit, from an evolutionary standpoint. < 1154638510 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Which means that we're doomed. < 1154638539 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :how do you reason that? Stupid people might have a better chance at breeding, but they also often kill one another. < 1154638545 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or themselves < 1154638561 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, but they often die after breeding. < 1154638611 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah- I see where you're coming from. < 1154638689 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :stupid people breed earlier in life, which is all the more beneficial for organisms with a long gestation period. The only question is wether the survival of offspring is affected by the intelligence of the parent. (leaving babies in cars without cracking the windows, for example.) < 1154639062 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The fact is is that they breed so much that, even if their stupidity causes a bunch of deaths, they're still ahead of intelligent people. < 1154639332 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah, yes- catholics and the like. < 1154639332 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Solution: Stop putting warning labels on things. < 1154639337 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bingo < 1154639352 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Perfect time to randomly link http://www.donotputthebaby.com/ :P < 1154639388 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh < 1154639503 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Okay, Gregor, i've come to the conclusion that you kick ass almost as much as Maddox. < 1154639523 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Take that how you will. < 1154639589 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1154641198 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If you don't tab-complete his name, I won't see the hilight pikhq. And then, I only think of ``Mr. McGregor'' . < 1154641376 0 :ius!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"bye" < 1154642859 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"leaving" < 1154642867 0 :pikhq!n=pikhq@67-21-19-37.clspco.adelphia.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1154643768 0 :Sgeo!n=Sgeo@ool-18bf61f7.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1154644602 0 :smokecfh!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection