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00:00:07 <lament> ahem.
00:00:34 <pikhq> He doesn't understand "no flooding" too well.
00:00:59 <oerjan> but, how COULD you interrupt his .gertrude program!
00:01:14 <lament> i didn't
00:01:17 <lament> i'm sure it's still running
00:01:44 <oerjan> !help
00:01:46 <EgoBot> help ps kill i eof flush show ls bf_txtgen usertrig daemon undaemon
00:01:49 <EgoBot> 1l 2l adjust axo bch bf{8,[16],32,64} funge93 fyb fybs glass glypho kipple lambda lazyk linguine malbolge pbrain qbf rail rhotor sadol sceql trigger udage01 unlambda whirl
00:02:32 <oerjan> absolutely no sign of .gertrude in EgoBot. how can that be, we wonder
00:03:09 <ihope> !ps d
00:03:12 <EgoBot> 1 EgoBot: daemon EgoBot reload
00:03:14 <EgoBot> 2 GregorR-L: daemon cat bf
00:03:16 <EgoBot> 3 ihope: ps
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00:09:03 <ihope> "Helen is expecting tomorrow to be a bad day."
00:09:14 <ihope> "Have the students who failed the exam take the supplementary."
00:09:19 <ihope> http://fun-with-words.com/ambiguous_garden_path.html
00:09:25 <ihope> Those sentences are supposedly confusing.
00:10:24 <pikhq> One has two meanings. . . The second of which is gramatically incorrect.
00:10:27 <ihope> Oh, and PLEASE don't put a comma between subject and predicate.
00:10:56 <ihope> "Helen is expecting tomorrow, in order to be a bad day."
00:11:08 <ihope> Is that how I'm supposed to misinterpret that?
00:11:15 <pikhq> Fine.
00:11:34 <pikhq> Both sentences have one gramatically correct parsing, and one incorrect one.
00:12:25 <ihope> I guess "Have the students who failed the exam" sounds like the beginning of a question.
00:14:47 <oerjan> !bf8 -[+++++>-->-<<]>----->+[--<.+>]
00:14:50 <EgoBot> abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
00:15:26 <pikhq> "The horse raced past the barn fell". Is that supposed to parse correctly?
00:15:31 <pikhq> oerjan: Having fun, I take it?
00:15:53 <oerjan> yes, i found a slightly different solution, alas its the same length
00:16:24 <pikhq> Well, you proved that you understand the logic behind my code.
00:16:54 <ihope> pikhq: "The horse which was raced past the barn fell."
00:17:22 <CakeProphet> I wonder if it's possible to get rid of the "remainder" in that code.
00:17:32 <pikhq> ihope: Ah. . . So, it only parses when one adds more words. . .
00:17:33 <oerjan> by a curious coincidence you can get 102 and 51 with one less character
00:17:42 <CakeProphet> There's always a bit of trimming that needs to be done to get it to the right value.
00:17:48 <pikhq> oerjan: That doesn't help much. ;)
00:17:53 <ihope> pikhq: the "which was" is optional.
00:18:10 <pikhq> ihope: Doesn't parse here.
00:18:15 <Asztal> Parses for me
00:18:19 <pikhq> . . . Ah. Just parsed.
00:18:42 <pikhq> Next person to use English in that way gets a knife in the jugular.
00:19:13 <ihope> The best garden path sentences are "normal" ones with single words stuck on the end.
00:20:29 <lament> what?
00:21:00 <ihope> "The beautiful woman told a very exciting story coughed."
00:21:40 <lament> that doesn't make any sense.
00:22:05 <CakeProphet> The story was coughed.
00:22:08 <lament> no
00:22:09 <CakeProphet> it makes perfect sense.
00:22:11 <CakeProphet> yes
00:22:13 <lament> no, it doesn't parse
00:22:21 <Asztal> It does!
00:22:29 * CakeProphet parses it for you.
00:22:55 <lament> no, it doesn't parse
00:22:57 <Asztal> The "who was" before told is optional as usual
00:23:04 <ihope> Yep.
00:23:05 <pikhq> "The beautiful woman, told a very exciting story, coughed." is an alternate parsing.
00:23:19 <lament> oh, you're right, it does :)
00:24:52 <pikhq> I consider this stuff roughly equivalent to "while(*s++=*t++);".
00:25:29 <pikhq> Sure, it's valid C. Does it make me want to kill someone? YES.
00:25:54 <Asztal> Also creative use of the sequencing operator.
00:26:02 <oerjan> valid, not well-defined.
00:26:23 <ihope> pikhq: ay.
00:26:27 <oerjan> or wait...
00:26:41 <ihope> (Not to be confused with "aye".)
00:26:41 <Asztal> sure it's defined, because it's not using the same variable twice
00:26:56 <pikhq> It's valid, correct, and painful to understand. ;)
00:27:14 <ihope> What does it do, exactly?
00:27:40 <pikhq> Allow me to specify in more detail. . .
00:27:41 <ihope> Oh, and that's why Haskell separates computations from actions :-)
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00:27:46 <oerjan> btw what's a jugular
00:27:53 <SimonRC> lament: hey!
00:28:02 <pikhq> void strcpy(char *s, char *t) {while(*s++=*t++);}
00:28:31 <dbc> strcpy doesn't return void.
00:29:18 <GregorR-L> It does if you ignore what it returns ;)
00:31:35 <lament> SimonRC: hey!
00:32:01 <ihope> "You don't have permission to access /w/index.php on this server."
00:32:03 <ihope> ARGH!
00:32:26 <GregorR-L> Hahah.
00:36:10 <Asztal> Clearly the question here is, if a function returns a value and there is nobody to use it, does it make a sound?
00:36:38 <oerjan> only if you use `seq`
00:38:44 <CakeProphet> No.
00:39:00 <CakeProphet> unless it's like... specifically for audio-generating purposes.
00:39:03 <CakeProphet> then yes... it made a sound
00:39:12 <Asztal> the background noise on my headphones go up when the CPU usage goes up
00:39:23 <Asztal> So if it returns a really big struct, maybe it might?
00:41:04 <oerjan> eureka!
00:43:06 <oerjan> darn
00:43:19 <ihope> Who uses `seq`? I use seq.
00:44:30 <lament> hawt seqs
00:47:19 <ihope> 'Results 1 - 4 of about 498 for "O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD". (0.21 seconds)'
00:47:23 <ihope> Weird.
00:48:20 <Asztal> someone really used that?
00:48:42 * lament blushes
01:20:23 <dbc> I suggest either renumbering this last contest to 4, since brainfuck golf #0-3 took place elsewhere, or renaming it as something other than "golf".
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02:13:06 <calamari> hi
02:13:15 <calamari> my program was ++++++[>++++[>++++>+<<-]<-]>>>++[<+.>-]
02:14:31 <calamari> I have to say.. I also got the wrapping one, but I didn't think of dividing by two
02:19:10 <pikhq> Heheheh.
02:21:01 <pikhq> !bf8
02:21:03 <pikhq> !bf8 ++++++[>++++[>++++>+<<-]<-]>>>++[<+.>-]
02:21:05 <pikhq> XD
02:21:05 <EgoBot> abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
02:21:24 <pikhq> !bf8 --[+++++>-<]>-----<+++++[->.+.+.+.+.+<]>.
02:21:27 <EgoBot> abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
02:21:29 <pikhq> My 40 char solution. ;)
02:21:52 <pikhq> Err. 41. . .
02:29:02 <dbc> calamari, when you were at 40 were you ending it like >>+>++[<.+>-] ?
02:38:38 <calamari> yes
02:52:38 <Sgeo> In approx 8 min, kick me
02:53:30 <Sgeo> n/m
02:56:33 * Sgeo should NOT have used /amsg for that stuff
02:57:13 <calamari> someone kick Sgeo in 3 minutes
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06:20:39 <Keymaker> no time to stay long or i'll miss a bus..
06:20:48 <Keymaker> nice looking 35 byte code there! wow!
06:20:54 <Keymaker> and here was my code ++++++[>++++<-]>[>+>++++<<-]>++[>+.<-]
06:23:09 <Keymaker> anyways, bye.
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06:28:52 <Sgeo> Mi estas tre dormema. Mi estos dormanta. Gxis revido!
06:29:23 <Sgeo> (I am very sleepy. I am going to be sleeping. Until next time!)
06:29:51 <calamari> adios
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07:22:44 <dbc> Just for the record, I'm an American and I think our leaders are crooks.
07:24:17 <GregorR-L> Not sure anyone on here would go out of their way to deny that :P
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16:13:29 <Asztal> All this brainfuck golf stuff reminds me of a similar type of contest a friend and I had
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16:22:18 <Asztal> All I really remember is that all you do is control the flow of the program, it prints letters when it lands on them, and you can't use the same letter twice
16:22:44 <Asztal> Mississippi: http://rafb.net/paste/results/Zn5vXe12.html
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22:56:32 <calamari> hi
22:56:41 <GregorR-W> 'lo calamari
22:57:04 <calamari> how's it going Gregor?
22:57:20 <GregorR-W> Other than having no free time, fine :)
22:58:38 <calamari> but enough to chat on irc ;)
22:58:39 * pikhq has too much free time. :)
22:59:11 <GregorR-W> Enough to tab back and forth between doing work and talking.
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23:25:01 <RodgerTheGreat> what's everyone's favorite buzzword?
23:25:09 <RodgerTheGreat> or most hated?
23:25:17 <calamari> leverage
23:25:24 <RodgerTheGreat> yeah, good one.
23:25:42 <RodgerTheGreat> I like "facilitate", because it doesn't imply actually *doing* anything.
23:25:55 <GregorR-W> Technology
23:26:05 <GregorR-W> But I work for Intel, so I'm biased towards that buzzword ;)
23:26:38 <RodgerTheGreat> heh
23:27:00 <oerjan> "empowerment" comes to mind
23:27:18 <RodgerTheGreat> yeah
23:27:35 <calamari> RodgerTheGreat: my officemate has a buzzword bingo game.. bring it to a meeting and try to win :)
23:28:10 <RodgerTheGreat> I'm working on making a web-based card generator with PHP.
23:28:14 <RodgerTheGreat> should be simple.
23:28:40 <oerjan> in norway that's known as "bullshit-bingo"
23:28:53 <RodgerTheGreat> hm
23:28:59 <RodgerTheGreat> ooh. "team player"
23:29:41 <calamari> one phrase I think is funny: "we're all professionals, so..."
23:32:37 <GregorR-W> "Intellectual Property"
23:33:08 <RodgerTheGreat> brilliance
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