< 1183248009 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lament: i read about forty pages of the book, now i can't continue before i have a program to test all the rules :) < 1183248045 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i have a program called cellebration which would do it, but that of course is not the point < 1183248050 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: what is that in reponse to? < 1183248096 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :him uploading the book < 1183248106 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :may have been a few days ago, don't remember < 1183248121 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i assume he know what i'm talking about < 1183248132 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*knows < 1183248269 0 :sebbu!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"@+" < 1183249120 0 :RobAtWork!n=ecc@70.43.98.34.nw.nuvox.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1183249352 0 :poiuy_qwert!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1183253423 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"leaving" < 1183253954 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzzzzzzzzzzzz < 1183255024 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yarr < 1183256676 0 :jix__!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"CommandQ" < 1183257388 0 :poiuy_qwert!n=poiuyqwe@bas2-toronto47-1242436020.dsl.bell.ca JOIN :#esoteric < 1183261851 0 :GreaseMonkey!n=nohd@222-154-146-45.jetstream.xtra.co.nz JOIN :#esoteric < 1183264675 0 :GreaseMonkey!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1183266524 0 :poiuy_qwert!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT : < 1183266535 0 :poiuy_qwert!n=poiuyqwe@bas2-toronto47-1242436020.dsl.bell.ca JOIN :#esoteric < 1183268064 0 :GreaseMonkey!n=itbroke@222-154-146-45.jetstream.xtra.co.nz JOIN :#esoteric < 1183271169 0 :andreou!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1183271841 0 :poiuy_qwert!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT : < 1183274259 0 :goban!n=whyso@ip68-107-157-9.hr.hr.cox.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1183274769 0 :goban!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1183276799 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :ended < 1183276800 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid JOIN :#esoteric < 1183283342 0 :sebbu!n=sebbu@ADijon-152-1-32-159.w83-194.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1183285521 0 :Sukoshi!n=Sukoshi@user-11fab8o.dsl.mindspring.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1183287175 0 :sebbu2!n=sebbu@ADijon-152-1-39-80.w83-194.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1183287359 0 :GreaseMonkey!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :gnight everyone < 1183287391 0 :GreaseMonkey!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"I Can't Believe It's Not Butter II: I Still Can't Believe It's Not Butter" < 1183288094 0 :Sukoshi!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1183288376 0 :sebbu!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1183288949 0 :oerjan!n=oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1183289155 0 :Tritonio_!n=Tritonio@150.140.227.138 JOIN :#esoteric < 1183289176 0 :Tritonio!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1183289275 0 :Tritonio_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Client Quit < 1183289294 0 :Tritonio_!n=Tritonio@150.140.227.138 JOIN :#esoteric < 1183289451 0 :jix!n=jix@dyndsl-091-096-039-135.ewe-ip-backbone.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1183291348 0 :sebbu!n=sebbu@ADijon-152-1-32-17.w83-194.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1183292558 0 :sebbu2!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1183293223 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1183293420 0 :oklopol!n=ville@194.251.103.33 JOIN :#esoteric < 1183294583 0 :RedDak!n=dak@87.18.81.35 JOIN :#esoteric < 1183295142 0 :Tritonio_!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :Tritonio < 1183295145 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"leaving" < 1183296330 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lament: will there actually happen something in this book? < 1183296351 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm on page 140, and so far i could've pretty much written this myself < 1183296575 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :just keeps saying simple rules can lead to randomness... which is stupid because everyone knows they can lead to *turing completeness* < 1183296611 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and there is no real research done on anything, it seems, just idolizing the random graphs :\ < 1183296630 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but, i'll read further < 1183298160 0 :RedDak!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 113 (No route to host) < 1183298377 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION squares a number mod RSA-704 a few times
< 1183298403 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :See? Simple rule, but the oddness/evenness of the results look random! < 1183298575 0 :RedDak!n=dak@87.18.81.35 JOIN :#esoteric < 1183299216 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :omg < 1183300693 0 :ihope_!n=ihope@c-71-205-100-59.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1183300747 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :omg? < 1183301153 0 :RedDak!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1183301371 0 :RedDak!n=dak@87.18.81.35 JOIN :#esoteric < 1183301719 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Connection timed out < 1183303796 0 :Tritonio!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Bye..." < 1183303836 0 :Tritonio!n=Tritonio@150.140.227.138 JOIN :#esoteric < 1183304591 0 :RedDak!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1183304733 0 :Tritonio!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1183304797 0 :RedDak!n=dak@87.18.81.35 JOIN :#esoteric < 1183306503 0 :RedDak!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1183306781 0 :jix__!n=jix@dyndsl-085-016-232-222.ewe-ip-backbone.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1183306855 0 :RedDak!n=dak@87.18.81.35 JOIN :#esoteric < 1183307305 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 113 (No route to host) < 1183308852 0 :oerjan!n=oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1183311480 0 :RedDak!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1183311828 0 :RedDak!n=dak@87.18.81.35 JOIN :#esoteric < 1183312893 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: sorry, in what book? < 1183312954 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, ANKOS < 1183312960 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :why do you think i have read it? < 1183313067 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i haven't < 1183314399 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope> bsmntbombdood: it seems all the regexes in ircbot start with ^ except the ones for exec and ps. < 1183314438 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :in do_callbacks, match() is used, which only matches at the beggining of a string, so ^ is redundant < 1183314625 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah. < 1183314670 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But putting a ^ there would make me less confused, or something! < 1183314711 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :~exec sys.stdout(r) < 1183314711 0 :bsmnt_bot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :<_sre.SRE_Match object at 0xb7c3f380> < 1183314724 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :~exec sys.stdout(r.group(1)) < 1183314724 0 :bsmnt_bot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :#esoteric < 1183314728 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :! < 1183314733 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :~exec sys.stdout(r.group(2)) < 1183314734 0 :bsmnt_bot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sys.stdout(r.group(2)) < 1183314737 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There, a quine. < 1183314744 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :A cheating quine, but still a quine. < 1183314777 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :life itself is a cheating quine. < 1183314987 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :not really. < 1183314991 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :life doesn't cheat! < 1183315036 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sure it does. in every way it can! < 1183315097 0 :RedDak!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :No route to host < 1183315521 0 :RedDak!n=dak@87.18.81.35 JOIN :#esoteric < 1183316218 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::Life!Life@services. PRIVMSG #esoteric :^AACTION cheats^A < 1183318456 0 :RedDak!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Connection timed out < 1183320059 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :ihop < 1183320063 0 :ihop!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :ihope < 1183322467 0 :sebbu!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1183322658 0 :RedDak!n=dak@87.18.81.35 JOIN :#esoteric < 1183326011 0 :jix__!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"CommandQ" < 1183329316 0 :immibis!n=IceChat7@125-238-35-151.broadband-telecom.global-gateway.net.nz JOIN :#esoteric < 1183330588 0 :RedDak!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1183330654 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :55:05! < 1183330659 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :5:55. < 1183330661 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm. < 1183330661 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's 5:55? < 1183330668 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now, in my time zone. < 1183330674 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok < 1183330674 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(My time zone. You can't have it.) < 1183330678 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1183330703 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION has just seen a very funny page on Uncyclopedia
< 1183330731 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the page on time zones? < 1183330753 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no, the page on AAAAAAAAA! < 1183330755 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/AAAAAAAAA%21 < 1183330800 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, that one is a classic < 1183330815 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think there's a Brainfuck page on Uncyclopedia < 1183330865 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :its full of brainfuck code < 1183330883 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :naturally < 1183330910 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :although, I'm pretty sure the majority of the page is random crap, not cool hidden messages < 1183331092 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I enjoy the page on BASIC < 1183331092 0 :toBogE!n=toBogE@125-238-35-151.broadband-telecom.global-gateway.net.nz JOIN :#esoteric < 1183331094 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/BASIC < 1183331117 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oops sorry. toboge, I SAID #toboge NOT #esoteric < 1183331127 0 :toBogE!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1183331304 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm < 1183331320 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION wonders what smoke-free pubs are like.
< 1183331453 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/3D_glasses < 1183331545 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think not < 1183332630 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :WWhahatt a a shshaameme ththiis s cchahannnenell h haas s tthehe + +cc o opptitioon.n. < 1183332733 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :WWhhhatt iiisss thhee pppoint oof te +ccc op-op-op-tion < 1183332785 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :IIt t pprerevvenentts s aannnnooyiyinng g ccololoorsrs < 1183332809 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok < 1183332811 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :this image is awesome: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Image:Java_Duke_making_shit_clear.JPG < 1183332818 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Java Duke is making shit clear" < 1183333224 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION likes the Heool World in Java.
< 1183333228 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*Hello < 1183333241 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It sumarises why people don't like Java. < 1183333247 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :? < 1183333267 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Java < 1183333296 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :import java.io.*; Public class Hello {public static void main(String args[]) {System.out.println( < 1183333297 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/01000010_01101001_01101110_01100001_01110010_01111001 < 1183333307 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Hello World"); }} < 1183333322 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :rodgerthegreat: public does not have a capital P. < 1183333335 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :rodgerthegreat: import java.io.*; is unnecessary there < 1183333336 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :aw, curse my typing reflexes < 1183333358 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :public class Hello {public static void main(String args[]) {System.out.println("Hello World"); }} < 1183333360 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :will do < 1183333513 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I enjoy the sample implementation of "Hello World" in lego: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Image:Lego_brick.gif < 1183333809 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :anyone who wants to translate at least some of 01000010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001, toboge has a translator specifically for that purpose < 1183333890 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :module Main (main) where { import System.IO ; main :: IO () ; main = do { System.IO.hPutStrLn stdout "Hello World" } } < 1183333900 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :is that python? < 1183333906 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(because I can!) < 1183333915 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no, Haskell < 1183333930 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"If you can read this, you're using a converter." ~ Uncyclopedia on this page < 1183334051 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ridiculously verbose Haskell < 1183334125 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hey, i did manage the page title in my head. < 1183334151 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what is it? < 1183334154 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i didn't convert that bit < 1183334174 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Binary" < 1183334180 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok < 1183334283 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :on the brainfuck page, the links at the bottom are >++++++++.>>+.-.+++++.<+.>-----.+++++.<.>>>. which prints some non-ascii characters < 1183334308 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :should i replace it with ++++++++[>++++++++<-]>[<+>-]<+++++++.++++++++.>++++[>++++++++<-]>[<+>-]<.<-------.>[-]++++++++[>++++++++<-]>+++++.<<++++++++++.>>. which prints GO HERE?