00:45:15 actually the correct type for main can be inferred in that Haskell example 00:45:48 Apart from the fact that the signiture of main is (IIRC) "injected" into the type-inferrer *anyway* 00:51:19 well the point _was_ to include a bunch of unnecessary stuff 00:52:20 hm... 00:54:17 nope, main = return (read "()") does _not_ work in Hugs without a type declaration. 00:56:13 hm, the Hugs :main command does _not_ resolve main to IO () when I give main :: Read a => IO a 01:05:38 -!- oerjan has quit ("Good night"). 01:15:31 Hugs, eh? 01:18:53 -!- toBogE has joined. 01:19:05 immibis 01:19:33 anyone 01:19:42 Meh. 01:19:48 immibis promises not to be annoying 01:19:53 anyone wanting to use me for esolangs, i have !bf (brainfuck) !magritte (magritte) !nil (nil) 01:20:47 !bf ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++. 01:20:51 01:21:11 Magritte, eh? 01:22:12 yes 01:22:13 !magritte Ceci n'est pas un programme. 01:22:13 Paradoxical error. "Ceci n'est pas un programme" is French for "This is not a program" 01:22:17 !magritte Ceci n'est pas un programme. 01:22:17 Paradoxical error. "Ceci n'est pas un programme" is French for "This is not a program" 01:22:22 Darn. 01:22:39 since i don't know what magritte programs actually do, how am i supposed to implement it properly? 01:22:49 !nil No-op 01:22:56 !nil Some-op 01:23:02 !nil Chan-op 01:23:03 !magritte L'restaurant des ninjas 01:23:03 Syntax error. Please type !magritte Ceci n'est pas un programme. 01:23:36 what does the magritte program actually do? 01:24:01 I think it runs forever doing nothing. 01:24:11 You should implement Minimum as well. 01:25:49 "The unemployment rate could be reduced significantly if major companies were to introduce TMMLPTEALPAITAFNFAL programming in their work." 01:26:02 hehe 01:26:03 lol 01:26:06 Yes, but then we'd end up with the problem of no major companies. 01:26:12 lol 01:26:17 !magritte Ceci n'est pas un programme. 01:26:17 Paradoxical error. "Ceci n'est pas un programme" is French for "This is not a program" 01:26:51 I don't know much French. 01:26:54 Does "je" mean "I"? 01:26:55 neither do i 01:27:08 i used google translator to find out what ceci n'est pas un programme means. 01:27:18 I think "le" is "the". 01:27:18 I think "le" is not "the". 01:27:19 I think "le" is never "the". 01:27:33 !magritte Ceci n'est pas un programme. 01:27:33 Paradoxical error. "Ceci n'est pas un programme" is French for "This is not a program" 01:27:47 -!- toBogE has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)). 01:27:59 I know much more Spanish. There, "le" means "him/her/it/you", roughly. 01:28:04 -!- toBogE has joined. 01:28:10 Actually, "to/for him/her/it/you". 01:28:14 !magritte Ceci n'est pas un programme. 01:28:15 Nothing happens. 01:28:17 Nothing happens. 01:28:19 Nothing happens. 01:28:22 Uh oh. 01:28:22 Nothing happens. 01:28:23 Nothing happens. 01:28:25 Nothing happens. 01:28:27 Nothing happens. 01:28:29 Nothing happens. 01:28:29 uh oh 01:28:30 Aiee? 01:28:31 Nothing happens. 01:28:33 Nothing happens. 01:28:35 Magritte program taking too long. 01:28:40 ~exec self.raw("QUIT") 01:28:41 -!- bsmnt_bot has quit. 01:28:46 -!- bsmnt_bot has joined. 01:28:48 Darn, toBogE isn't bsmnt_bot. 01:28:53 :-P 01:28:58 #pexec self.raw("QUIT") 01:29:08 well it[12:22] I think it runs forever doing nothing. 01:29:08 Darn, it's not a working version of EagleBot either. 01:29:12 oops 01:29:13 [12:22] I think it runs forever doing nothing. 01:29:15 !raw QUIT 01:29:15 -!- toBogE has quit (Client Quit). 01:29:22 Indeed. 01:29:31 well, it ran almost forever 01:29:33 doing nothing 01:29:42 except telling everyone that it was doing nothing' 01:29:53 For some definitions of "almost forever". 01:30:07 well not almost forever then 01:30:19 for(int k=0;k<10;k++) 01:30:19 { 01:30:19 c.doPrivmsg(channel,"Nothing happens."); 01:30:19 try 01:30:19 { 01:30:20 Thread.currentThread().sleep(2000); 01:30:21 } 01:30:23 catch(Exception e) {} 01:30:26 } 01:30:28 c.doPrivmsg(channel,"Magritte program taking too long."); 01:30:49 -!- meatmanek has quit (Connection timed out). 01:30:51 that is the magritte code. 01:35:33 -!- toBogE has joined. 01:35:35 * SimonRC curses immibis and his spam 01:35:39 * SimonRC goes to bed 01:35:54 * immibis is not trying to spam 01:36:33 You did sort of send 11 messages in 20 seconds. 01:36:58 What's that exception block all about? 01:38:25 Thread.sleep can throw an InterruptedException but I use Exception to make it clear that nobody cares what happens while sleeping 01:38:47 i made a Minimum interpreter (public class Execer_minimum extends Execer_nil) 01:38:56 minimum programs do nothing, do they? 01:39:15 All strings are syntax errors. There are no Minimum programs. 01:39:31 ok 01:42:21 !minimum ::= ::= 01:46:17 It didn't give a syntax error. 01:47:17 i know 01:47:27 i recompiled it with code to produce a syntax error 01:47:40 and since the code is loaded dynamically, it *should* take effect immediately 01:47:42 but it didn't 01:47:48 !minimum x y z 01:55:52 -!- toBogE has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)). 02:03:36 -!- toBogE has joined. 02:04:07 I support !bf !magritte !minimum !nil 02:06:38 !minimum s 02:06:38 Syntax error: Expcted 02:06:51 !minimum ` 02:06:51 Syntax error: Expcted 02:16:16 -!- calamari has joined. 02:16:31 hi 02:19:50 Ello. 02:20:54 I have a sudden urge to say カァマリ, for obvious reasons. 02:45:44 -!- GreaseMonkey has joined. 02:55:17 I support !bf !magritte !minimum !nil 02:57:12 As well as !rot13 and !binascii (which is useful for converting the Uncyclopedia page 01000010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001) 02:57:57 !binascii 01000010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 02:57:59 Binary 02:58:06 so that's what it means 03:04:18 !rot13 pencil 03:04:19 crapvy 03:04:33 !rot13 penccl 03:04:34 crappy 03:04:38 toboge! 03:05:03 !rot13 crappy 03:05:04 penccl 03:05:15 !rot13 bar 03:05:15 one 03:05:43 i used to know some rot13 words that came out as normal words 03:05:47 You may wish to consider rot13'ing twice for added security 03:05:51 :D 03:07:35 obboboob when you rot13 it, comes out as itself, reversed. 03:17:18 -!- immibis_ has joined. 03:17:37 -!- immibis_ has quit (Client Quit). 03:17:46 oops 03:24:57 -!- toBogE has quit (Excess Flood). 03:26:21 -!- toBogE has joined. 03:26:48 -!- toBogE has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)). 03:31:50 -!- toBogE has joined. 03:32:18 !help 03:32:19 All known commands: !bf !binascii !delregex !hello 03:32:21 !help !irp !magritte !minimum !nil !raw !regex !rot13 03:32:43 This, is IRP. 03:36:21 !nil 03:36:29 !minimum 03:36:30 Syntax error: Expected 03:36:37 what the poo is minimum? 03:36:37 greasemonkey, don't expect much from !nil 03:36:45 so true 03:37:17 screenoshot of my desktop: :D http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/8430/snapshot1it5.png 03:37:19 in minimum: program = program ":==" program 03:37:25 in minimum: program = program ":==" program program 03:37:40 so a program is a program + :== + a program + a program 03:37:46 anything is a syntax error 03:37:49 !minimum add :== 1 2 03:37:49 Syntax error: Expected 03:37:57 !minimum program :== 1 2 03:37:57 Syntax error: Expected 03:38:02 !minimum program :== program program 03:38:02 Syntax error: Expected 03:38:05 anything is a syntax error 03:38:07 poo 03:38:09 why? 03:38:17 greasemonkey: because ihope said so and he made it 03:38:23 k 03:38:31 !irp 03:38:36 greasemonkey: (in bison syntax) program: program ':' '=' '=' program program; 03:38:39 !irp hello 03:38:39 hello 03:38:42 !help 03:38:42 All known commands: !bf !binascii !delregex !hello 03:38:44 !help !irp !magritte !minimum !nil !raw !regex !rot13 03:38:52 !irp is this just text? 03:38:52 is this just text? 03:38:56 !magritte Ceci n'est pas un programme. 03:38:58 !irp yeap 03:39:10 magritte programs never terminate 03:39:16 Magritte program taking too long. 03:39:16 yeap 03:39:27 what do magritte programs do anyway? 03:39:32 and Ceci n'est pas un programme. is the only valid program. 03:39:34 absolutely nothing. 03:39:45 !raw PRIVMSG GreaseMonkey: MAGRITTE SUCKS 03:39:49 !raw PRIVMSG GreaseMonkey :MAGRITTE SUCKS 03:40:00 !raw PRIVMSG immibis MAGRITTE SUCKS 03:40:06 didn't work 03:40:07 !raw PRIVMSG immibis :MAGRITTE SUCKS 03:40:16 !raw PRIVMSG GreaseMonkey :liek wtf 03:40:32 !raw QUIT :argh balls 03:40:32 -!- toBogE has quit ("argh balls"). 03:40:37 well that worked 03:40:43 i know 03:40:47 it always does 03:40:47 ah, yes, you need to register the nick 03:40:52 i thought i did 03:41:10 -!- toBogE has joined. 03:41:32 !raw PRIVMSG GreaseMonkey :magritte sux 03:41:52 that worked 03:43:03 -!- toBogE has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)). 03:43:19 balls. 03:44:09 can't find server 03:45:17 -!- toBogE has joined. 03:46:02 !raw NOTICE GreaseMonkey :magritte sux 03:46:03 !raw NOTICE GreaseMonkey :magritte sux 03:46:03 !raw NOTICE GreaseMonkey :magritte sux 03:46:03 !raw NOTICE GreaseMonkey :magritte sux 03:46:03 !raw NOTICE GreaseMonkey :magritte sux 03:46:08 !raw NOTICE GreaseMonkey :i suck 03:46:09 !raw NOTICE GreaseMonkey :magritte sux 03:46:09 !raw NOTICE GreaseMonkey :magritte sux 03:46:10 !raw NOTICE GreaseMonkey :i suck 03:46:11 !raw NOTICE GreaseMonkey :i suck 03:46:13 !raw NOTICE GreaseMonkey :i suck 03:47:41 you sucks 03:47:42 you does indeed suck 03:47:54 toboge sux 03:47:55 toboge does indeed suck 03:47:58 u sux 03:47:59 u does indeed suck 03:48:49 the notice didn't show up 03:50:37 greasemonkey: it can be programmed (sort of) using !regex. the syntax is !regex NAME_USED_TO_IDENTIFY_THIS_REGEX EXPRESSION replace WHAT_TO_SEND_USING_$X_FOR_BACKREFERENCES 03:50:37 REGEX RULES SUCKAZ! 03:50:51 you know how to use a regex? 03:50:51 REGEX RULES SUCKAZ! 03:51:01 yes we know regex rules, ok? 03:51:01 REGEX RULES SUCKAZ! 03:51:40 !delregex 03:51:45 yes we know regex rules, ok? 03:51:45 REGEX RULES SUCKAZ! 03:51:48 i said 03:51:49 !delregex 03:52:11 anyway 03:52:47 !regex greasemonkey's-rule .*GreaseMonkey.* replace GreaseMonkey, someone mentioned your name! 03:52:52 GreaseMonkey 03:52:52 GreaseMonkey, someone mentioned your name! 03:53:11 indeed i did 03:54:01 very true, toboge 03:54:01 YESYES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YE 03:54:31 -!- toBogE has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)). 03:55:32 ouch 04:02:10 -!- toBogE has joined. 04:02:35 !factoid test is what you do to a software product before releasing it. 04:02:37 ?test 04:02:37 what you do to a software product before releasing it. 04:02:56 ?GreaseMonkey 04:02:56 No such factoid GreaseMonkey 04:03:08 ?GreaseMonkey 04:03:08 a user of freenode. 04:03:24 ?immibis 04:03:24 a user of freenode and the creator of this bot. 04:03:42 ?bot 04:03:42 a bot? where? 04:03:50 !factoid GreaseMonkey is a piece of freenode furniture. 04:03:53 ?greasemonkey 04:03:53 No such factoid greasemonkey 04:04:00 ?GreaseMonkey 04:04:00 a piece of freenode furniture. 04:21:13 !factoid GreaseMonkey is not a piece of freenode furniture. 04:21:18 ?GreaseMonkey 04:21:18 not a piece of freenode furniture. 04:21:40 ?freenode 04:21:40 A FRICKING GOOD IRC NETWORK!! 04:21:43 who did that 04:21:51 !factoid freenode is an irc network. 04:21:54 ?freenode 04:21:54 an irc network. 04:35:00 ...change it back 04:36:04 !factoid GreaseMonkey is a piece of freenode furniture 04:36:13 !factoid freenode is A FRICKING GOOD IRC NETWORK!! 04:36:24 changed 04:36:33 ?GreaseMonkey 04:36:33 a piece of freenode furniture 04:36:35 ?freenode 04:36:35 A FRICKING GOOD IRC NETWORK!! 04:37:05 as of now, #toboge is the channel to define factoids in 04:41:33 -!- toBogE has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)). 04:46:41 -!- toBogE has joined. 05:08:58 -!- toBogE has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)). 05:45:18 -!- immibis has changed nick to immibis[A]. 05:45:18 * immibis[A] is now away - Reason : I am away 05:50:21 -!- boily has joined. 06:10:17 -!- toBogE has joined. 06:10:18 -!- immibis[A] has changed nick to immibis. 06:10:18 * immibis is no longer away : Gone for 24 minutes 59 seconds 06:10:45 ?GreaseMonkey 06:10:45 No such factoid GreaseMonkey 06:10:55 !factoid GreaseMonkey is a piece of freenode furniture. 06:10:59 ?GreaseMonkey 06:10:59 GreaseMonkey is a piece of freenode furniture. 06:11:12 !factoid greasemonkey is >GreaseMonkey 06:12:28 -!- immibis has quit ("Take my advise. I don't use it anyway"). 06:41:23 -!- immibis has joined. 06:56:21 ?a fact 06:56:21 you is stupid 06:57:05 ?you 06:57:05 you is a pronoun in the english language which means the person being spoken to. 06:58:44 ?he 06:58:45 No such factoid he 07:02:20 !factoid he is a pronoun in the english language which means a male person who is not the person being spoken to or the person speaking. 07:02:25 !factoid him is >he 07:02:28 ?him 07:02:28 he is a pronoun in the english language which means a male person who is not the person being spoken to or the person speaking. 07:02:29 ?he 07:02:29 he is a pronoun in the english language which means a male person who is not the person being spoken to or the person speaking. 07:03:12 !persist factoid save 07:03:55 #toboge is the official factoid creation channel 07:04:25 ?immibis 07:04:25 immibis is my creator. All hail immibis! 07:04:29 lol 07:05:15 ?#toboge 07:05:15 No such factoid #toboge 07:06:18 added 07:06:21 ?#toboge 07:06:21 #toboge is the official factoid creation channel. If you are going to use !factoid then please do it there. 07:06:36 ?toboge 07:06:39 toBogE is a bot which can save and recall factoids, respond to what has been said, and execute code in a few esoteric programming languages. In short, toBogE is me! 07:08:49 ?irc bot 07:08:49 irc bot is an autonomous program which uses one or more irc networks for communication and does not interact with a human to determine what to say. 07:09:08 you can have factoids with spaces in their names 07:10:19 ?x 07:10:19 x is the across coordinate. 07:10:19 ?y 07:10:19 y is the down coordinate. 07:10:20 ?z 07:10:20 z is a temporary variable in many programs. 07:10:57 z is the depth coordinate 07:10:58 ?i 07:10:58 i is the imaginary unit - the square root of negative one. 07:11:01 ?t 07:11:01 No such factoid t 07:11:06 ?j 07:11:07 No such factoid j 07:11:16 !factoid t is a letter of the alphabet. 07:11:18 ?t 07:11:18 t is a letter of the alphabet. 07:11:20 i hardly evey use z as temporary 07:11:24 ?a 07:11:24 No such factoid a 07:11:25 me neither 07:11:38 what was the fact-maker smoking? 07:11:43 !factoid z is the last letter of the english alphabet 07:11:48 hey, i made the facts! 07:12:03 why do you think i was smoking? 07:12:07 oh 07:12:07 GreaseMonkey: #toboge 07:12:08 sry 07:12:11 ok 07:12:31 anyways, i managed to make a 3D land generator in QBasic just before 07:17:24 -!- toBogE has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)). 07:26:06 -!- toBogE has joined. 07:26:11 ?food 07:26:11 food is doof spelled backwards 07:29:41 -!- calamari has quit ("Leaving"). 07:52:12 -!- immibis has changed nick to immibis[A]. 07:52:12 * immibis[A] is now away - Reason : network failure (temporary) 07:54:28 -!- immibis_ has joined. 07:57:31 -!- immibis[A] has quit (Nick collision from services.). 07:57:33 -!- immibis_ has changed nick to immibi. 07:57:34 -!- immibi has changed nick to immibis. 07:59:59 -!- clog has quit (ended). 08:00:00 -!- clog has joined. 08:06:19 -!- toBogE has quit (Nick collision from services.). 08:09:40 -!- boily has quit ("WeeChat 0.2.5"). 08:12:07 -!- toBogE has joined. 08:12:44 ~exec 08:12:53 ~exec sys.stdout("!irp ~exec sys.stdout(\"YEE-HA!\")") 08:12:53 !irp ~exec sys.stdout("YEE-HA!") 08:12:53 ~exec sys.stdout("YEE-HA!") 08:12:54 YEE-HA! 08:13:48 !regex bla BLA BLA BLA (.*)x replace ~exec sys.stdout("BLA BLA BLA $1") 08:14:17 BLA BLA BLA xxxx 08:14:17 ~exec sys.stdout("BLA BLA BLA xxx") 08:14:17 BLA BLA BLA xxx 08:14:18 ~exec sys.stdout("BLA BLA BLA xx") 08:14:19 BLA BLA BLA xx 08:14:19 ~exec sys.stdout("BLA BLA BLA x") 08:14:19 BLA BLA BLA x 08:14:20 ~exec sys.stdout("BLA BLA BLA ") 08:14:20 BLA BLA BLA 08:15:45 Stop. You are spamming. 08:15:45 ~exec sys.stdout("Stop. You are spamming") 08:15:46 Stop. You are spamming 08:15:46 ~exec sys.stdout("Stop. You are spammin") 08:15:46 Stop. You are spammin 08:15:47 ~exec sys.stdout("Stop. You are spammi") 08:15:47 Stop. You are spammi 08:15:48 ~exec sys.stdout("Stop. You are spamm") 08:15:48 Stop. You are spamm 08:15:49 ~exec sys.stdout("Stop. You are spam") 08:15:49 Stop. You are spam 08:15:50 ~exec sys.stdout("Stop. You are spa") 08:15:50 Stop. You are spa 08:15:51 ~exec sys.stdout("Stop. You are sp") 08:15:52 Stop. You are sp 08:15:52 ~exec sys.stdout("Stop. You are s") 08:15:52 Stop. You are s 08:15:53 !shutup 08:15:53 ~exec sys.stdout("Stop. You are ") 08:15:53 Stop. You are 08:15:54 Caught a java.lang.ClassNotFoundException! toboge.Execer_shutup 08:15:55 ~exec sys.stdout("Stop. You ar") 08:15:56 Stop. You ar 08:15:57 ~exec sys.stdout("Stop. You a") 08:15:58 Stop. You a 08:15:59 ~exec sys.stdout("Stop. You ") 08:16:00 Stop. You 08:16:01 ~exec sys.stdout("Stop. Yo") 08:16:02 Stop. Yo 08:16:03 ~exec sys.stdout("Stop. Y") 08:16:04 Stop. Y 08:16:05 ~exec sys.stdout("Stop. ") 08:16:06 Stop. 08:16:08 I SAID STOP YOU ARE SPAMMING 08:16:13 !raw PART #esoteric 08:16:13 -!- toBogE has left (?). 08:16:54 ......... 08:17:01 these bots are getting annoying. 08:17:09 " why do you think i have read it?" weren't you reading it? 08:17:23 i recall you saying stuff like it having a lot of fanboyism etc 08:17:34 -!- toBogE has joined. 08:17:36 which kinda indicates you having read at least some of it 08:17:39 No funny business this time. 08:18:08 So do not tell me to tell bsmnt_bot to tell me to tell bsmnt_bot to tell me to tell bsmnt_bot to say something 08:19:06 toBogE: tell bsmnt_bot to tell you to tell bsmnt_bot to tell you to tell bsmnt_bot to say nothing 08:23:04 !irp ~exec sys.stdout("!irp ~exec sys.stdout(\"!irp ~exec sys.stdout(\\\"Nothing\\\")\")") 08:23:05 ~exec sys.stdout("!irp ~exec sys.stdout(\"!irp ~exec sys.stdout(\\\"Nothing\\\")\")") 08:23:05 !irp ~exec sys.stdout("!irp ~exec sys.stdout(\"Nothing\")") 08:23:06 ~exec sys.stdout("!irp ~exec sys.stdout(\"Nothing\")") 08:23:06 !irp ~exec sys.stdout("Nothing") 08:23:07 ~exec sys.stdout("Nothing") 08:23:07 Nothing 08:23:54 there, i told toboge to tell bsmnt_bot to tell toboge to tell bsmnt_bot to tell toboge to tell bsmnt_bot to say Nothing 08:24:25 "