00:01:09 <pikhq> for(int i=0;i!=size;i++)if(array[i] > array[i+1])strfry(array);
00:01:25 <pikhq> Erm. . . No.
00:01:38 <ehird`> i love strfry and memfrob
00:02:17 <pikhq> :)
00:02:55 <ehird`> hee, i really want to write that silly c compiler
00:03:01 <ehird`> :-)
00:03:34 <bsmntbombdood> i had strfry for dinner last night
00:03:37 <ehird`> maybe even some preprocessor stuff for vague inter-compatibility
00:03:50 <ehird`> maybe generate ELF or Mach-O, or if I'm feeling crazy PE
00:10:48 <ehird`> <.<
00:18:15 <ehird`> :D
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01:51:35 <bsmntbombdood> my dad beat me at risk again >_<
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05:25:02 <RodgerTheGreat> bsmntbombdood: one day, you will beat your father at risk, and you shall truly be a man
05:25:11 <RodgerTheGreat> goddamn, that game is fun
05:25:39 <RodgerTheGreat> the only two board games I still love to play are Monopoly and Risk, which are unfortunately the games that everyone seems to get pissed about losing
05:25:57 <pikhq> I'd add chess to that list.
05:27:26 <RodgerTheGreat> I enjoy chess, but I find that Risk and Monopoly, by adding a random element yet still relying heavily on strategy, hit the "sweet spot" of strategic gaming better. Good planning and judgments are rewarded, but if you're screwed you can always make a long-shot last stand
05:27:57 <RodgerTheGreat> plus, you have the whole diplomacy metagame to work with that chess completely lacks
05:31:01 <RodgerTheGreat> ok, so different topic- tell me what you guys think of this as a premise for a video game:
05:32:08 <oklopol> before you say anything: i love it
05:32:36 <RodgerTheGreat> A cabal of meteorologists have developed technology capable of massively altering and controlling the world's weather patterns.
05:33:48 <RodgerTheGreat> World governments are plunged into chaos as hurricanes, thunderstorms, volcanic eruptions and earthquakes shatter cities and infrastructure.
05:35:57 <RodgerTheGreat> The only hope for humanity's freedom lies in an elite army-for-hire of some of brilliant engineers and scientists with the technology and manufacturing capabilities to fight back.
05:36:16 <RodgerTheGreat> *of some brilliant
05:36:30 <RodgerTheGreat> or just *of
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05:37:25 <RodgerTheGreat> what do you guys think?
05:39:16 <RodgerTheGreat> obviously I'm not blowing anybody away. :/
05:39:34 <RodgerTheGreat> I wanted to call it "Cloudmakers".
05:47:26 <RodgerTheGreat> anybody?
05:49:58 <RodgerTheGreat> <:(
05:50:12 <immibis> of some of the world's most?
05:50:28 <RodgerTheGreat> that's probably what I intended to type
05:50:29 <immibis> i mean, of some of the world's most brilliant?
05:51:32 * immibis doesn't know what you're supposed to do in that game anyway as RodgerTheGreat never mentioned it.
05:51:48 <RodgerTheGreat> I'm speaking in terms of backstory
05:52:06 * immibis doesn't have an opinion in that case.
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05:52:21 <RodgerTheGreat> you'd likely play as a civil engineer, taking on the forces of the Weathermen on a battlefield.
05:52:28 <immibis> ok
05:52:52 <immibis> why would a cabal of meteorologists want to destroy cities?
05:52:58 <immibis> and what's a cabal?
05:53:21 <RodgerTheGreat> A cabal is a number of persons united in some close design, usually to promote their private views and interests in a church, state, or other community by intrigue.
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05:53:39 <immibis> ok
05:54:35 <RodgerTheGreat> They're attempting to conquer the world as revenge for what they perceive as being trivialized by both the public and the scientific community (cartoonish, yes, but the game is intentionally a bit tongue-in-cheek)
05:55:13 <immibis> ok
05:55:45 <immibis> i suppose they don't destroy other meteorologists' houses then?
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05:56:33 <RodgerTheGreat> we'll assume that the subset of meteorologists comprising said cabal live in secure bases and residences.
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05:57:13 <immibis> and other meteorologists not belonging to that cabal?
05:57:31 <RodgerTheGreat> are SOL and unimportant to the overall story
05:57:39 <immibis> ok
05:59:15 <bsmntbombdood> i don't like monopoly
05:59:32 <bsmntbombdood> and you should immitate http://durota.ru/games/2/2420/play.html11
06:00:02 <bsmntbombdood> RodgerTheGreat: ^
06:00:07 <RodgerTheGreat> ok
06:01:24 <bsmntbombdood> -> bed
06:02:47 <bsmntbombdood> actually, sleeping would be unlikely
06:02:53 <RodgerTheGreat> immibis: my main question is, do you find the overall idea at all intriguing? Would you be interested to know how a story like that played out?
06:03:54 * immibis doesn't know. immibis would be if it were to happen in real life, to him, of course.
06:04:30 <RodgerTheGreat> alright, I'll chalk that one up as "intriguing premise. develop further."
06:06:05 <RodgerTheGreat> does anyone else have an opinion?
06:06:44 <immibis> is anyone else here?
06:07:12 <RodgerTheGreat> oklopol was here
06:07:21 <RodgerTheGreat> as was pikhq.
06:07:25 <immibis> ---> is <--- anyone else here?
06:07:44 <immibis> [17:32] <oklopol> before you say anything: i love it
06:07:51 <RodgerTheGreat> I was enumerating possibilities in addition to providing summonses
06:18:05 <RodgerTheGreat> well, 'night everyone
06:19:17 <immibis> goodnight
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07:09:28 <immibis> IRP --language=VB6 CrashProgram Type:=DivideByZero, OutputErrorMessage:=True, ProgramToCrash:=GetCurrentProgram()
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07:52:58 <lament> immibis: Die.
07:56:15 * immibis shoots himself
07:56:47 * immibis un-shoots himself as he realises lament forgot to say "immibis: IRP die"
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08:11:05 <immibis> IRP --target=lament Die.
08:11:20 <immibis> IRP --target=#esoteric --exclude-target=lament Kill lament.
08:11:53 <immibis> IRP --one-of-the-good-things-about-this-irp-interpreter=you-can-make-up-new-command-line-options
08:20:06 <immibis> IRP --target=lament die, but before you do, say IRP --target=immibis kill yourself
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08:44:56 <immibis> IRP --target=oerjan --syntax=scheme-like --library irp-std -- (CrashProgram (GetCrashTypeFromList (GetCrashList "100 Ways to Crash a Program") "Division by zero") (GetThisProgram))
08:48:31 <immibis> IRP --target=#esoteric --syntax=c -- MakeUserStop("immibis",irp_action);MakeUserNotDoAgain("immibis",irp_action);
08:59:10 <oerjan> main = print . cycle $ "Why not use a more compact language!\n"
08:59:23 <oerjan> whoops
08:59:31 <oerjan> main = putStr . cycle $ "Why not use a more compact language!\n"
09:00:20 <immibis> IRP --target=oerjan -- don't forget to put IRP in front of it and the syntax rules.
09:00:54 <oerjan> but that destroys the whole point of a compact language!
09:01:06 <immibis> for example IRP --syntax=scheme-like --varient=festival-tts -- (SayText "Hello World")
09:01:11 <immibis> *variant
09:02:18 <oerjan> IRP -timmibis -shaskell -e'putStrLn "Ha!"'
09:03:01 <immibis> IRP: Missing -S option.
09:03:14 <immibis> IRP: Missing -C option
09:03:20 <immibis> IRP: Missing -P option
09:03:33 <immibis> IRP: missing -E option
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10:03:53 <Fa1r> @wwwwwwww$ ... <- what would you do?
11:46:24 <ttm> Does anyone have a good use for 16 megs of Rule 30 automaton output?
11:46:33 <ttm> Took three weeks to compute.
11:46:36 <ttm> And now I don't know what to do with it.
11:47:18 <ttm> I suppose I should put it through empirical tests for randomness. But I keep putting it off.
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18:31:34 <ehird`> esoteric idea: write C, using qwerty, but with your keyboard layout on dvorak
18:31:36 <ehird`> :P
18:38:56 <bsmntbombdood> huh?
18:39:36 <ehird`> a C coder who uses qwerty, sets the layout as dvorak in their os
18:39:41 <ehird`> then codes C in their editor as usual
18:39:48 <ehird`> result = obfuscated garbage, to most people
18:41:17 <bsmntbombdood> so...
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18:41:37 <ehird`> i don't know
18:41:39 <ehird`> it's an esoteric idea
18:44:16 <bsmntbombdood> not really
18:44:21 <bsmntbombdood> it's just simple substition
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18:56:28 <GregorR> Permutation = bad cipher :P
18:56:51 <ehird`> sure, sure :P
18:56:57 <ehird`> but still
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