< 1194393604 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :second-last? < 1194393608 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also 0. < 1194393615 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :one quadrillionth-last? < 1194393622 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also 0. < 1194393697 0 :ihope_!n=ns@tapthru/resident/ihope JOIN :#esoteric < 1194393713 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Um, momentito. < 1194393732 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's the factorial of pi? < 1194393740 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;) < 1194393758 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Decreasing first the last decimal place, then the second last, etc. of course) < 1194393769 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :About 7.188082728976031. < 1194393779 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wait, doing what? < 1194393796 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm just hoping that doing that doesn't change the result :-P < 1194393911 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Take pi, fully calculated to all digits (yes, i am being sarcastic here ;)) < 1194393928 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Then, take the last decimal digit of pi (here referred to as -1, second-last being -2 etc) < 1194393928 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, gee. < 1194393935 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or rather < 1194393944 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :since n! = n * (n-1)! < 1194393978 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :instead of (n-1), pretend it's (n but with last_decimal_place decreased by one) < 1194393982 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1194393999 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :of course, when that gets to 0, you go to -2 < 1194393999 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :etc < 1194394118 0 :ihope__!n=ns@c-71-205-100-59.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1194394126 0 :ihope__!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :n! = n * (n but with last_decimal_place decreased by one)!? < 1194394132 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1194394143 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :n! = n * (n but with last_decimal_place decreased by one)!? < 1194394143 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Reconnecting" < 1194394149 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :xD < 1194394155 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so, the question is, with that definition, what is pi! < 1194394158 0 :ihope__!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yay, the lag's over. < 1194394169 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(pi!) of course, not pi exclamation :P < 1194394174 0 :ihope__!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :With that definition, I'd say that pi! = 0. < 1194394183 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :why? < 1194394193 0 :ihope__!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pi! = pi * (pi + tiny)! < 1194394199 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1194394203 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pi! = pi * (pi - tiny)! < 1194394210 0 :ihope__!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh. Close enough. < 1194394215 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Should be huge < 1194394227 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :OK, let me rephrase < 1194394230 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :imagine 314! < 1194394231 0 :ihope__!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pi! = pi * pi!, 1 = pi or pi! = 0. < 1194394239 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :now, imagine 3.14! < 1194394249 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's just 314!, except the decimal place is retained < 1194394258 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :instead of 314 * 313 * 312 * ... < 1194394264 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's 3.14 * 3.13 * 3.12... < 1194394268 0 :ihope__!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah. < 1194394275 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :except, of course, with the "full" pi ;) < 1194394305 0 :ihope__!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, first, it's 314! / 10^314, about. < 1194394324 0 :ihope__!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The limit as 314 approaches infinity of that is infinity. < 1194394335 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, using just 3.14 * 3.13 * ... * 3 * 2 * 1, < 1194394346 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :we get 1773.788818464 < 1194394349 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(approx.) < 1194394361 0 :ihope__!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What's ... there? < 1194394370 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :in total it's < 1194394371 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :3.14 * 3.13 * 3.12 * 3.11 * 3.1 * 3 * 2 * 1 < 1194394386 0 :ihope__!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah. < 1194394393 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :since, of course, 3.1 (it would come to 310 with 314!) is 3.10 < 1194394403 0 :ihope__!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So it's some big product. :-) < 1194394453 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Of course it wildly changes with only two more digits of precision < 1194394462 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1704185.70729987 is the result with 3.1415 < 1194394471 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So. It'll be big. < 1194394474 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;) < 1194395894 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1194397358 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT : < 1194397391 0 :bsmntbom1dood!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :bsmntbombdood < 1194397442 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Nick collision from services. < 1194397445 0 :ihope__!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :ihope < 1194397476 0 :ihope_!n=ihope@c-71-205-100-59.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1194397490 0 :pikhq!n=pikhq@209.248.125.179 JOIN :#esoteric < 1194399388 0 :ihope__!n=ihope@c-71-205-100-59.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1194400034 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1194401082 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1194401386 0 :pikhq!n=pikhq@209.248.125.179 JOIN :#esoteric < 1194401677 0 :dbc!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Okay, I let it run and now it has calculated up to 1285!. < 1194401714 0 :dbc!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Make that 1288!. < 1194402200 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what has? < 1194403305 0 :ihope__!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The BF factorial program? < 1194403326 0 :ihope__!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION loads up GHCI < 1194403379 0 :ihope__!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Up to 647! so far. < 1194403437 0 :immibis!n=immibis@125-236-168-123.broadband-telecom.global-gateway.net.nz JOIN :#esoteric < 1194403465 0 :ihope__!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1811!. < 1194403472 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :does anyone know of a *free* program that reads rss feeds and sends new messages to a specified mailbox via smtp? < 1194403820 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :greasemonkey: https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/748 < 1194403834 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION slaps himself on the head, realising greasemonkey isn't here right now < 1194403893 0 :ihope__!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If you're not past 4000! yet, dbc, you need to fix your interpreter. :-P < 1194403995 0 :dbc!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe. < 1194404075 0 :dbc!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ordinarily I would be using a compiler if I were in a real hurry. < 1194404091 0 :ihope__!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Indeed. < 1194404114 0 :dbc!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Did anyone do anything with your busy beaver task? < 1194404126 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION wonders what ihope__ and dbc are talking about < 1194404134 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION reads the irc log < 1194404146 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION sees that you are running a BF factorial program. < 1194404174 0 :dbc!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah. < 1194404183 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION wonders if the program uses this simple algorithm: < 1194404188 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1. Start with 1. < 1194404188 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2. Print the number. < 1194404193 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no wait < 1194404194 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :thats not right < 1194404212 0 :ihope__!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Stop making me look stupid, immibis. < 1194404298 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://pastebin.ca/764341 this algorithm < 1194404349 0 :ihope__!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :iterate (\(x,y) -> (x+1,y*(x+1))) (0,1) < 1194404358 0 :dbc!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not exactly. < 1194404366 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :? < 1194404372 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what language is that? < 1194404378 0 :ihope__!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Haskell. < 1194404397 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION does not know haskell < 1194404597 0 :dbc!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1441! < 1194404600 0 :dbc!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::) < 1194404663 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Lost terminal" < 1194404951 0 :ihope__!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now? < 1194404961 0 :ihope__!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :ihope < 1194405021 0 :dbc!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hm? < 1194405037 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Never mind. < 1194406162 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1194406230 0 :oklopol!i=oko@194.251.101.183 JOIN :#esoteric < 1194406624 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1194407873 0 :oklopl!i=oko@194.251.101.183 JOIN :#esoteric < 1194407928 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1194407960 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1194408241 0 :pikhq!n=pikhq@209.248.125.179 JOIN :#esoteric < 1194408839 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Hi Im a qit msg virus. Pls rplce ur old qit msg wit tis 1 & hlp me tk ovr th wrld of IRC. Say What?" < 1194413628 0 :oklopl!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1194413981 0 :SEO_DUDE!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1194414117 0 :oklopol!n=oko@194.251.101.183 JOIN :#esoteric < 1194416629 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(04:55:00) • immibis reads the irc log < 1194416630 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(04:55:11) • immibis sees that you are running a BF factorial program. < 1194416636 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i have a lot to learn < 1194416649 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :took me like 6 minutes to read it < 1194417767 0 :faxathisia!n=more@137.195.250.2 JOIN :#esoteric < 1194417783 0 :faxathisia!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D hi < 1194417820 0 :faxathisia!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :woah, the ais523 guy used to hang here? < 1194420236 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't know that he's /stopped/, but presumably he has a bit more of a life now :P < 1194420311 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :spending all that money :) < 1194422399 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :ended < 1194422400 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid JOIN :#esoteric < 1194423519 0 :faxathisia!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :grr so like parsers suck < 1194423557 0 :faxathisia!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think It's possible to have an ambiguous lexer constrained by a parser if the whole thing is written like a logic program < 1194423584 0 :faxathisia!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and using logic programming technique, hopefully any parser could also be an unparser < 1194423672 0 :faxathisia!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I looked at um... Yacc and Parsec < 1194423699 0 :faxathisia!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION wonders if anyone knows of some different types of parser < 1194425652 0 :Slereah!n=Slereah@ANantes-252-1-22-73.w82-126.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1194426044 0 :faxathisia!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT : < 1194426439 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1194427850 0 :faxathisia!n=more@137.195.250.2 JOIN :#esoteric < 1194433947 0 :SEO_DUDE!i=Deee@gateway/tor/x-4988e4c332ca94ac JOIN :#esoteric < 1194443322 0 :jix!n=jix@dyndsl-080-228-181-055.ewe-ip-backbone.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1194447545 0 :SimonRC!n=sc@fof.durge.org JOIN :#esoteric < 1194447825 0 :ehird`!n=test@user-544158a3.l5.c5.dsl.pol.co.uk JOIN :#esoteric < 1194447928 0 :SimonRC_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1194447994 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1194447999 0 :SimonRC!n=sc@fof.durge.org JOIN :#esoteric < 1194448856 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm < 1194449859 0 :Tritonio!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1194449896 0 :Tritonio!n=Tritonio@150.140.225.73 JOIN :#esoteric < 1194452867 0 :Tritonio_!n=Tritonio@150.140.227.133 JOIN :#esoteric < 1194452960 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Nick collision from services. < 1194452970 0 :jix!n=jix@dyndsl-091-096-038-149.ewe-ip-backbone.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1194453328 0 :Tritonio!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1194457495 0 :Tritonio_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1194457501 0 :cherez!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1194457513 0 :Tritonio_!n=Tritonio@150.140.227.109 JOIN :#esoteric < 1194458117 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi jix, Tritonio_, etc < 1194458142 0 :Tritonio_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hello ehird`! < 1194458244 0 :cherez!n=cherez@r02snw275.desktop.umr.edu JOIN :#esoteric < 1194458941 0 :Slereah-!n=Slereah@ANantes-252-1-8-182.w82-126.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1194459189 0 :sebbu!n=sebbu@ADijon-152-1-105-203.w81-50.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1194459285 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1194459921 0 :Sgeo!n=Anonymou@ool-18bf68ca.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1194460111 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Anyone here interested in PSOX? < 1194462094 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hello? < 1194462180 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I cannot say! < 1194462594 0 :sebbu2!n=sebbu@ADijon-152-1-51-232.w83-194.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1194463674 0 :dbc!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I just had to solder together a power cable for my printer. Because I let the end with the plug dangle out of a car and it ended up severed. (I was tired.) < 1194463702 0 :dbc!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::/ < 1194463725 0 :sebbu!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Connection timed out < 1194463803 0 :dbc!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The good thing is, now my printer will have a twelve-foot power cable :/ < 1194464322 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :haha < 1194464458 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1194464460 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wow < 1194464516 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR, #psox < 1194464569 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :speaking of printers < 1194464571 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I just installed a new one < 1194464573 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :speaking of Sgeo < 1194464577 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you've said #psox enough < 1194464583 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :use /invite ;P < 1194464591 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION has been doing that too >.> < 1194465245 0 :SEO_DUDE!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1194466486 0 :SEO_DUDE!i=Deee@gateway/tor/x-b77859ea8f3892f7 JOIN :#esoteric < 1194467898 0 :Meep-Eep!i=3fwb7skk@s5591509b.adsl.wanadoo.nl JOIN :#esoteric < 1194468065 0 :Meep-Eep!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1194468232 0 :Treora!n=Gerben@elt-9c9f.adsl.wanadoo.nl JOIN :#esoteric < 1194468287 0 :Treora!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ping? < 1194468407 0 :Treora!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1194468456 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ping! < 1194468524 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hi Tre < 1194468530 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :darn < 1194468589 0 :faxathisia!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's psox < 1194468610 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://trac2.assembla.com/psox/browser/trunk/spec/psox.txt < 1194468655 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :PSOX is a layer that goes between stdin/stdout and an esolang that can only do stdin/stdout. It will provide things such as file manipulation and HTTP stuff to languages like Brainfuck < 1194468679 0 :RedDak!n=dak@host126-92-dynamic.55-82-r.retail.telecomitalia.it JOIN :#esoteric < 1194468683 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hi RedDak < 1194469096 0 :RedDak!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"I'm quitting... Bye all" < 1194469114 0 :RedDak!n=dak@host126-92-dynamic.55-82-r.retail.telecomitalia.it JOIN :#esoteric < 1194469126 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :re RedDak < 1194469156 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sexual deviant < 1194469243 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :?? < 1194469264 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bonobos are fucking awesome < 1194469289 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Substract "awesome" to the statement. < 1194469301 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bsmntbombdood is generating random text programmatically < 1194469305 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;) < 1194469311 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1194469321 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wow, lucky one < 1194469327 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you won't be able to get a good match like that again < 1194469336 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes i will < 1194469342 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :shit, that's good < 1194469364 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i bet you wish your girlfriend was hot like me < 1194469737 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bsmntbombdood: foodlesnap < 1194469853 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/awesome/bsmntbombdood/ < 1194469861 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: sweet < 1194469871 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/bsmntbombdood/ehird` < 1194469874 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"battle of the regexps" < 1194469892 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You both really like bonobos, in a creepy way, apparently. < 1194469904 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird`, you like regexes in IRC, but not PSOX? meh < 1194469906 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1194469943 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :irc is human-evaluated < 1194469953 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: oh fuck < 1194469960 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"bonobos are fucking ehird`" < 1194469974 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1194469985 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/fucking/not at all like/ < 1194469988 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :mwahahaha < 1194469997 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bonobos? < 1194470011 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird`: Then you're clearly an alien. < 1194470022 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe i'm a fundamentalist Christian! :P < 1194470024 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ok probably not. < 1194470032 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What's a bonobo? < 1194470036 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: ... < 1194470045 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo, meanwhile, is learning about esolangs while forgetting about primates < 1194470085 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird`: I presume that you're not, because if you were you'd be an idiot, and I don't like to make such assumptions about people :P < 1194470090 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: :P < 1194470116 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Meanwhile, all 4 fundamentalist Christians on freenode are trying to get you k-lined) < 1194470133 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :there are fundy Christians on FN? < 1194470139 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :4 of them < 1194470140 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1194470141 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm sure there are, somewhere. < 1194470143 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :They're lost. < 1194470147 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: the coolest monkey ever < 1194470158 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: http://www.christianasp.net/ < 1194470164 0 :dbc!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fundamentalists are the coolest monkey? < 1194470169 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm going to assume that's NSFW < 1194470171 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nope < 1194470177 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :dbc: No, intelligent humans are ^^ < 1194470179 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :NSFM - mind, though < 1194470209 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm soooo shocked that it's ASP.NET :P < 1194470217 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Two great things that taste great together! < 1194470218 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :...Christian ASP? < 1194470224 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yep < 1194470226 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"CommandQ" < 1194470229 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :.....WHY? < 1194470233 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hosting and ASP programming for churches! < 1194470236 0 :dbc!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"What's that?" "That's the badge of my order." "What's your order?" "Primates. Why, what's yours?" < 1194470250 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :dbc: GOD'S CREATION. < 1194470256 0 :dbc!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::) < 1194470273 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wonder if they prey when the servers go down < 1194470280 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Dear Lord, please this day give us our daily SSH < 1194470283 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I doubt it, but they probably pray. < 1194470292 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :They may go a'huntin', too. < 1194470312 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And: SSH? Really? No. < 1194470352 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm thinking Microsoft ASP.NET Website Manager 2009 < 1194470356 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hahah < 1194470380 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :in #esoteric we are united by two things: hate of ASP and hate of most christians < 1194470391 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1194470404 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(most christians ARE pretty fundamentalist) < 1194470417 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't know if that's true. < 1194470426 0 :RedDak!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1194470428 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I just have a general disdain for religion, with a specific hate for fundies :) < 1194470565 0 :RedDak!n=dak@host126-92-dynamic.55-82-r.retail.telecomitalia.it JOIN :#esoteric < 1194470662 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :dundies < 1194470678 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :goddamn my interents < 1194470816 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :o < 1194470889 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :faxathisia: i know lots of parsers < 1194470915 0 :faxathisia!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :cool < 1194470930 0 :faxathisia!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I am probably going to try writing a simple one soon < 1194470989 0 :faxathisia!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: what parsers do you know which aren't like yacc or parsec? < 1194470992 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :write an english parser < 1194471153 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :faxathisia: well i just started making a recal-parser, and i made my tode-parser some time ago... < 1194471172 0 :faxathisia!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmf < 1194471190 0 :faxathisia!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I find it hard to differentiate between parser and (parser generator or language in which it's easy to write parsers) < 1194471191 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think everyone here has made a parser < 1194471198 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but not many have made a generic one.. < 1194471206 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i can parse sexps!! < 1194471235 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and sexy pee < 1194471235 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I CAN HAS SEX P[L]S? < 1194471237 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Have I made a parser? I don't _think_ so < 1194471252 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION is no good with stringy stuff < 1194471284 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION doesn't hate anyone < 1194471299 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so? < 1194471302 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :perhaps individuals occasionally < 1194471309 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(ehird`) in #esoteric we are united by two things: hate of ASP and hate of most christians < 1194471317 0 :faxathisia!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :haha < 1194471333 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :my stomach kills me < 1194471337 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION doesn't hate ASP < 1194471348 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I've never used it, and don't know it, so how can I have it? < 1194471354 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: a few ounces of semen a day keeps the ulcers away < 1194471362 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 bottles of ED and 4 coffees today < 1194471369 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i like coffee a bit more than my body < 1194471370 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nor do I hate Christians.. Christianity I disagree with, but I don't dislike Christians.. < 1194471377 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 bottles of erectile dysfunction? < 1194471380 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :How do you bottle that? < 1194471390 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ed is a finnish energy drink < 1194471406 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"micturient" is a cool word < 1194471406 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i've told that 3 times on this channel, don't you read my random ramblings from the logs?!?!? < 1194471428 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 bottles of erectile dysfunction? < 1194471429 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :How do you bottle that? < 1194471455 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i guess you stuff your penis in a bottle or something < 1194471482 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :first mash it with a hammer or something, and it surely won't erect < 1194471518 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ow < 1194471658 0 :ihope!n=ns@tapthru/resident/ihope JOIN :#esoteric < 1194471671 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nor do I hate Christians.. Christianity I disagree with, but I don't dislike Christians.. < 1194471672 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :erm < 1194471678 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I mean, hi ihope < 1194471681 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hello. < 1194471696 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm going to flip a googol of coins! < 1194471700 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :kay, if i said "i'm fucking tired", would you say i should "go to sleep", "code tic-tac-toe" or be witty and tell me to "just let her sleep and learn grammar"? < 1194471734 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i had to add the last one, because anything with fuck will be tinkered with anyway < 1194471738 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"tinker" < 1194471740 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think that's peeing < 1194471770 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1194471787 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i no < 1194471791 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :tinker is to fiddle < 1194471807 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION knows thatzzz < 1194471818 0 :faxathisia!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION tinkles < 1194471824 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION gargles < 1194471826 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: most christians in my experience mention it often < 1194471829 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :How curious. The first 5 * 10^99 coins were all heads. < 1194471831 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: purposefully to inflame you < 1194471857 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or to just tease me a bit, maybe? < 1194471867 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION is thinking of one person in particular < 1194471886 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :HALT THE TALKING < 1194471888 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :FOR IT IS NOW < 1194471891 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :SUPER DANCE EXPLOSION TIME < 1194471894 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :either way they're going to hell for not respecting the lord's word ;) < 1194471908 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION micturates < 1194471962 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION fiddles with the roof. < 1194471969 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The roof isn't a very good musician though. < 1194471975 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :HAW HAW L'PUNS ARE L'UNFUNNAY < 1194471987 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :we don't need no water let the mother fucker burn < 1194472024 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm. Anybody know what 7.5*10^99 choose 5*10^99 is? < 1194472050 0 :k1w2u3!n=k1w2u3@unaffiliated/K1W2U3 JOIN :#esoteric < 1194472064 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :somewhere around 100 i think < 1194472126 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :............... < 1194472135 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I suspect it's a liiiiiiiiiiittle bit higher than that. < 1194472146 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm < 1194472148 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :perhaps < 1194472152 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :like 200 < 1194472155 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or smth < 1194472168 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: it's ... 'several' orders bigger < 1194472176 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you mean like seven? < 1194472181 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :207 < 1194472198 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah, that might be closer, but i prefer nice round numbers when not sure. < 1194472210 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :132.7 orders of magnitude < 1194472211 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'll just assume it's 20. < 1194472221 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bsmntbombdood: have you actually calculated it? < 1194472222 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I would say it's several hundred orders of magnitude bigger. < 1194472230 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :haha, 20 xD < 1194472234 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: no i just felt like saying that < 1194472235 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :like it could be *that* little < 1194472261 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, anyway, the next 2.5*10^99 coins were all tails. < 1194472264 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :puzzlingly google's calculator refuses to accept that :P < 1194472269 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1194472272 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it calculates the individual numbers, tohugh < 1194472283 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm, does google know choose? < 1194472285 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :methinks they have some, uh, checks in there ;) < 1194472286 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and yes < 1194472293 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I should just write a computer program to flip all these coins. < 1194472294 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, just ncr? < 1194472303 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=14+choose+8&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a < 1194472307 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :x choose y < 1194472319 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wow, that's pretty cool. < 1194472320 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION types binom(7.5*10^99, 5*10^99); into maxima and waits < 1194472332 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, "choose" for choose :O could that *be* less intuitive... < 1194472353 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and it does accept embedded exprs: http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-GB%3Aofficial&hs=04X&q=%2814*1%29+choose+%284*2%29&btnG=Search&meta= < 1194472361 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but, alas, not 7.5*10^99 and its ilk ;) < 1194472379 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-GB%3Aofficial&hs=c5X&q=%287.5*10%5E99%29+choose+%285*10%5E99%29%3D&btnG=Search&meta= even with = to force < 1194472396 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION interrupts that due to slowness < 1194472408 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bsmntbombdood: gosh how suprising < 1194472432 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it wuz using my precious memories and clock sykles < 1194472442 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bounds would be just as useful as the number itself. < 1194472465 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :20 was a good enough lower bound to find that the next coins were all tails. < 1194472482 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: Try 34985743958743589734 < 1194472493 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Try it for what? < 1194472495 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I should mention that choose isn't useful, since it will be off by thousands of orders of magnitude. < 1194472496 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also, are you using a program? If so I want it I like useless programs :P < 1194472500 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And as a lower bound/higher bound < 1194472507 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: Of course, but who cares < 1194472509 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I can write a program to do this. < 1194472510 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: It's closer than 20 < 1194472518 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: ...in redivide? < 1194472531 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird`: Probably not appreciably closer. < 1194472532 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: well, the scientific notations are exact. < 1194472537 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: only if the scientific notation is an approximation... < 1194472543 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird`: does it HAVE to be in Redivider? :-P < 1194472546 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :YES < 1194472547 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, if they're exact, then yeah. < 1194472554 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :How often is scientific notation actually exact? :P < 1194472562 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :7.5*10^99 is pretty exact... < 1194472566 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :When it's expressing halves of a googol? :-P < 1194472567 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it is when the numbers are created for the experiment < 1194472568 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What's Redivider? < 1194472569 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1194472574 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1194472578 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: ihope's substitution language < 1194472583 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: :P < 1194472598 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: google's calculator calculates googol/2 for the record < 1194472598 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not really substitution; it's inspired by Parsec and such combinator parsers. < 1194472599 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Suffice to say that your power would probably need to be represented in scientific notation :P < 1194472607 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :x*10^(y*10^z) < 1194472675 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Let's express everything in scientific notation! In this game I currently have 7.2*10^(1*10^0) gold. < 1194472760 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :'0' isn't scientific notation, you need 0*10^(0^10^(...)) < 1194472766 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hahah < 1194472776 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Erm, with 0*10 in that inner paren >_> < 1194472827 0 :faxathisia!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have (1*10^(1*10^999999)↑↑(1*10^99999))↑↑(1*10^(1*10^999999)↑↑(1*10^99999)) golds! < 1194472843 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yewkneecohd < 1194472853 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's a whole lot of gold. < 1194472864 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Even more than atoms in 'em universe! < 1194472865 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have g_64 gold! < 1194472869 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :OH SNAP. < 1194472874 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Alternatively < 1194472881 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have A(g_64,g_64) gold! < 1194472888 0 :faxathisia!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ack ! < 1194472893 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :erman < 1194472901 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :n < 1194472921 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think compose graham (graham 64) 64 is bigger. < 1194472934 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, the ackermann function is pretty good ;) < 1194472951 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Its formal definition: Takes two numbers, and outputs something big. < 1194472982 0 :faxathisia!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GLYCYLGLYCYLGLYCYLGLYCINE has a 19-letter internal palindrome from the first to the last C and another 19-letter palindrome from the first G to the last G [Nick Papuga]. < 1194472991 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :faxathisia: that's... useful < 1194472998 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think even G_G_G_G_G_64 is bigger than A(G_64,G_64). < 1194473002 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: No. < 1194473012 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: A(g_64,g_64) is the xkcd number. < 1194473021 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's probably much bigger than G_G_G_G_G_64 < 1194473026 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does that mean it's bigger than all other numbers? < 1194473031 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh < 1194473037 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, obviously not. < 1194473042 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the Clarkkkson number is bigger < 1194473043 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :A(g_64,g_64) + 1 is bigger. < 1194473051 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :A(G_64,G_64) is about G_64 ^(G_64) G_64. < 1194473055 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but clarkkson is ... kind of arbitarily defined < 1194473057 0 :faxathisia!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Slereah-: hhahahaha < 1194473062 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And no it isn't, ihope < 1194473068 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It isn't? < 1194473078 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There's some pretty big numbers involved with the busy beaver algorithm. < 1194473085 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Which Ackermann function are you using? < 1194473090 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Slereah-: Yeah, but BB isn't computable < 1194473103 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, not for any BB algorithm. < 1194473110 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But for a particular one, yes. < 1194473123 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :This one, ihope: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ackermann_function#Definition_and_properties < 1194473125 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The numbers grow quickly with the number of symbols and states. < 1194473173 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Slereah-: For a particular one? no, that's == halting problem isn't it? < 1194473186 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So A(m,n) = 2 ^(m-2) (n+3) - 3. < 1194473202 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, the halting problem can be solved for a whole lot of algorithm! < 1194473206 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just not in general. < 1194473208 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So A(G_64,G_64) is about 2 ^(G_64) G_64. < 1194473213 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't think the halting problem says anything about solving a particular case :| < 1194473223 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :just when the solver can be encoded in the input. < 1194473224 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: That's Knuth's up-arrow notation, not exponential < 1194473248 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Knuth's arrow notation is what I'm trying to confer. < 1194473248 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You may be right. I have some hard time with computability theory. < 1194473253 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :who doesn't... < 1194473274 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION needs more university < 1194473278 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Alan Turing? < 1194473295 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :turing was gay! < 1194473299 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I could have had a class on the subject next semester, but it was canceled. < 1194473301 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh zing. < 1194473305 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Thank you, oklopol, for that profound insight < 1194473317 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :He's probably rolling in his grave now :P < 1194473324 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :G_65 is 3 ^(G_64) 3, which isn't obviously greater than 2 ^(G_64) G_64. < 1194473328 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :For some reason, I was never able to find rule /34/ on Alan Turing. < 1194473332 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Then again, he DID commit suicide because he was persecuted for homosexuality... < 1194473339 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And yet, he should be an obvious target. < 1194473339 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Slereah-: Oh jesus christ < 1194473345 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Slereah-: I really hate you < 1194473349 0 :faxathisia!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :o-o < 1194473368 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heh. < 1194473386 0 :faxathisia!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Slereah-: There are 10 A's in the Massachusetts lake name CHARGOGGAGOGGMANCHAUGGAUGGAGOGGCHAUBUNAGUNGAMAUGG < 1194473411 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :would be cool to get aroused by CA < 1194473418 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION should learn that < 1194473425 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :CA? < 1194473429 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :cellular automata < 1194473484 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It takes a pretty special definition of coolness. < 1194473502 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There are 21 A's in the onomatopoeia AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! < 1194473506 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that would be *awesome* < 1194473531 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It would inspire some aw, indeed! < 1194473542 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There is a million A in a sequence of a million A. < 1194473560 0 :faxathisia!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: :D < 1194473577 0 :Slereah-!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :Slereah < 1194473622 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1194473627 0 :ehird`!n=test@user-544158a3.l5.c5.dsl.pol.co.uk JOIN :#esoteric < 1194473781 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION has a theory humans can learn to get sexually excited by anything with universal behavior < 1194473838 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :erm, don't you mean hypothesis? < 1194473840 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or more generally, an automaton can get excited by any automaton it can emulate, but can't emulate trivially, and gets the most excited by automatons similar to it < 1194473868 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well i guess < 1194473871 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :In other word, WE CAN TEACH THE COMPUTER TO LOVE < 1194473871 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm not sexually excited by turing machines < 1194473884 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Slereah: Of course. Haven't you read Godel, Escher, Bach? ;) < 1194473892 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Turing machines would be perfect for bondage, with that infinite tape. < 1194473899 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No. < 1194473909 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :they aren't very similar to your workings, ehird`; it only means you *can* get excited by them < 1194473915 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*sexually < 1194473965 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :human can get sexually excited by things without that < 1194473965 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Slereah: It's a rambling hodgepodge of a book released in the 70s written by Douglas Hofstader (sp). It goes through various bizzare analogies and explanations and presents a theory of mind based on 'strange loops' and suggests this as a possible model for AI. < 1194473979 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm... people can get excited by balloons... does that mean GregorR's pneumatic computer would most likely work? < 1194473982 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hofstadter, isn't it? < 1194473985 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Slereah: It's very interesting, but Douglas is crazy :) Still, I believe it has some current value < 1194473988 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: yes, thanks < 1194473997 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%B6del%2C_Escher%2C_Bach < 1194474001 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bsmntbombdood: damn, gotta agree on that :< < 1194474015 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: Just imagine, tubes writhing, pumping in and out as the air fills them, ooh yes. < 1194474020 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Only computation theory book I bought was "To mock a mockingbird". < 1194474027 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's like tentacle porn, but with more computation. < 1194474027 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Although the accurate word is "ordered". < 1194474034 0 :faxathisia!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wait GEB is -worth- reading? < 1194474034 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh, i prefer doing it with water though < 1194474039 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :grar, not being tolerant to caffiene sucks < 1194474044 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :faxathisia: er, in my opinion < 1194474045 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :one coffee and i get the shakes < 1194474047 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The internet provides pretty much the rest on computation. < 1194474059 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bsmntbombdood: same thing, sometimes < 1194474061 0 :faxathisia!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird`: you're probably right.. I guess I'll check the library < 1194474064 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i mean < 1194474064 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i have. < 1194474071 0 :faxathisia!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I just assumed it was total garbage for some reason though :p < 1194474102 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :faxathisia: It's interesting but a bit mind-warping at parts :P The Tortoise/Achilles might annoy you, I've seen people who they do. I didn't mind them < 1194474119 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :777 pages of his odd explanation style can be a bit tough to read < 1194474172 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm going to ignore what bsmntbombdood said about liking non-tc things, for i just realized i found the perfect proof for universality. < 1194474187 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :erection? yay, it's tc! < 1194474191 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1194474215 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :tc? < 1194474227 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's great < 1194474231 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :turing complete < 1194474234 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :porn is turing complete? < 1194474245 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i want some porn that runs brainfuck code, stat! < 1194474252 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :humans can be sexually attracted to anything < 1194474290 0 :faxathisia!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bsmntbombdood: drink way too much coffee < 1194474303 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1194474305 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is that an order? < 1194474308 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah, most programmers masturbate on their code, they just don't tell anyone < 1194474336 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmmm, i've never done that < 1194474384 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :one guy in my class told he once had an erection over a java tutorial :| < 1194474399 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :This man will never procreate. < 1194474399 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well not in my class, my class' irc channel < 1194474412 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Unless he can make a robot son of some sort. < 1194474423 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :he actually had sex some time ago, after having complained about not getting any for like 2 years < 1194474430 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :now he says sex was kinda dull < 1194474442 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It lacked Turing Completeness. < 1194474455 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes! < 1194474482 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :this discussion is disturbing < 1194474489 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :in more ways than 5 < 1194474505 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Then, I won't make my "OUTPUT DATA!" during orgasm remark. < 1194474517 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'll try keeping it on the average disturbance level < 1194474534 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm new around here, what's the average disturbance level? < 1194474546 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :depends < 1194474557 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Much lower than this X-D < 1194474574 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh, prolly < 1194474641 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION enjoys it esoteric < 1194474696 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"it" < 1194474785 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :perhaps we should change the subject < 1194474796 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION goes to sleep -> < 1194474832 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so has anyone played tic-tac-toe without paper? < 1194474835 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :like, mentally < 1194474871 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i kinda suck at that. < 1194474877 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I barely play Tic Tac Toe on paper. < 1194474890 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So not a lot of mentally either. < 1194474899 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's not about winning, it's about remembering the pattern < 1194474910 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :tic tac toe is trivial < 1194474913 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :...at least as long as you can't even do that < 1194474913 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :first player wins, always < 1194474918 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird`: lol :D < 1194474931 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I can't believe some people cannot win tic-tac-toe 100% < 1194474937 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :just block everything < 1194474939 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :voila, draw < 1194474939 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird`: Actually, there's at least one playing algorithm that can never lose for either player. < 1194474946 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: yes -- i meant draw < 1194474948 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird`: you win all the computer programs? < 1194474949 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah < 1194474952 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, draw != win :P < 1194474976 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :err... first player always wins, given perfect players < 1194474977 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: um, of course... and all the real players < 1194474981 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: and no < 1194474984 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: it's always a draw < 1194474986 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no. < 1194474991 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or then i've been lied to < 1194474993 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you have < 1194474994 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :can i see that on print? < 1194474997 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :go try this < 1194474998 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://boulter.com/ttt/ < 1194475005 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh sorry < 1194475006 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :if you can win every time i am impressed :P < 1194475011 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i may be using wrong terminology < 1194475012 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the AI is kinda dumb in that one too < 1194475020 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i naturally mean infinite board < 1194475026 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1194475027 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well duh < 1194475031 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :>_O < 1194475033 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"duh"? < 1194475048 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : i naturally mean infinite board // so you mean NOT tic-tac-toe X_X < 1194475052 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1194475053 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :tic tac toe is 3x3... < 1194475057 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's the name? < 1194475061 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :5-in-a-row? :P < 1194475062 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Infinitac-toe < 1194475062 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh. < 1194475065 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :go-moku perhpas < 1194475068 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*perhaps < 1194475075 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Weird Derivative Of Tic-Tac-Toe With An Infinite Board :P < 1194475103 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i mean the game where you try getting 5 in a row < 1194475107 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What would be the rule on an infinite board? < 1194475111 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :3 in a row? < 1194475116 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :5 < 1194475116 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :An infinity in a row? < 1194475122 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nothing else makes sense < 1194475140 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :3/4 make the game trivial, 6 makes it impossible < 1194475147 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :impossible? < 1194475149 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nay. < 1194475150 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :to win < 1194475165 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :also, i wish there was a language that could compile to java applets < 1194475173 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or at least something with pixel-by-pixel graphics (NOT flash) < 1194475178 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but something nicer < 1194475178 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird`: Uhh, Java? < 1194475181 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :something like Python < 1194475188 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: Yeah, but Java is ewwww to program in < 1194475196 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Can Python compile to C? < 1194475200 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No. < 1194475201 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm < 1194475204 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jython might work < 1194475204 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Then you're boned :) < 1194475206 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.jython.org/Project/index.html < 1194475218 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1194475223 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.jython.org/applets/index.html That is win <3 < 1194475235 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But that loading time sucks ;P < 1194475287 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Make your own browser plugin! :-P < 1194475292 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hahahahah no. < 1194475301 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Compile to JavaScript. < 1194475301 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Make your own browser and protocol! < 1194475310 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And/or just use JavaScript, which is much better than you think it is. < 1194475319 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: Actually I know javascript is love. < 1194475323 0 :RedDak!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1194475324 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: It's very lispy < 1194475335 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, good - I was just using statistics for that last statement :P < 1194475344 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: But - not feasable for implementing a simple 2d game, for instance < 1194475354 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i.e. when i want to design my *own* menus and don't want flash's vector-ness < 1194475367 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Canvas. < 1194475371 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Java's awt applets are obviously perfect for that < 1194475373 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but Java itself... < 1194475383 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and canvas has, uhh, lots and lots of support and is really fast! < 1194475402 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Canvas is slow as shit and doesn't work on quite a number of browsers.) < 1194475416 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's supported in every major browser (with google's IE canvas hack) < 1194475429 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's still slow as shit < 1194475468 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION hasn't had enough experience with it to judge its speed *shrugs* < 1194475470 0 :k1w2u3!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1194475475 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :My only experience is my JS 3D engine. < 1194475494 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm < 1194475494 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :show me < 1194475511 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :My ultra-slow, crappy 3D engine? :P < 1194475525 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes! < 1194475529 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That only uses canvases for one-color walls, and uses s for everything else? < 1194475541 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And wtf, my web site is down? >_O < 1194475542 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yep < 1194475550 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :codu.org is up for me < 1194475561 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Home computer, actually. < 1194475570 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Eh, I'll just upload it to codu.org :P < 1194475618 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://codu.org/dcvogllmrcmcdp.ogg This is hypnotic < 1194475678 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.codu.org/js3d/3d.html < 1194475689 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :now that is slow < 1194475808 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: Have you tried wolfenstein 3k? It's fast :P < 1194475816 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hahaha < 1194475818 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wolf einstein < 1194475820 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :3k < 1194475827 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :uh < 1194475829 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :5k < 1194475846 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :This uses the same theoretical technique. < 1194475849 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Raycasting) < 1194475863 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But with more Gregor-doesn't-know-what-he's-doing. < 1194475881 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm going to try Jython < 1194475895 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If it works, you people can expect silly game ideas coded against your will randomly by me :P < 1194475919 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If it works, you can expect me never to use any of them ^^ < 1194475923 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1194475954 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: you do really speak that fast, or is that computer aided? < 1194475962 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: ? < 1194475967 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh < 1194475970 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that diet thing < 1194475971 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :At the end of that :P < 1194475975 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1194475976 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: Obviously aided < 1194475979 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I spoke at normal speed and used Audacity. < 1194475983 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i speak finnish faster than that. < 1194475986 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It doesn't sound quite human ^^ < 1194476002 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: it reminds me of Farkle < 1194476007 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i can read aloud faster than my friend reads < 1194476021 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well yeah, it kinda sdluppers. < 1194476079 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION should get going.. NOW < 1194476082 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bye all < 1194476108 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i can't make out what you say there, GregorR :< < 1194476111 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what do you say? :D < 1194476121 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well some of it. < 1194476153 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, i think i got it < 1194476171 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... is not kosher. Do not drink ... if you are pregnant or think you may become pregnant. As with all sodas, ... has a risk of dependence. Please consult your doctor before drinking ... < 1194476204 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, I forgot one. < 1194476214 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... is not appropriate for children, nursing mothers or senior citizens. < 1194476222 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"May cause spontaneous death" < 1194476223 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :okay, i didn't get that kosher thing, and thought you said you may become pregnant by drinking it < 1194476260 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"The manufacturer shall not be liable for any mind controlling drugs present in the product" < 1194476262 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If you've ever heard radio ads (in America?), the quick-talking guy at the end is the equivalent of small print :) < 1194476271 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm, i vaguely recall some woman speaking 5 words a second < 1194476282 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah, i know < 1194476297 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i've seen a lot of american shows < 1194476330 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm, i think i'll do some sleeping now -> < 1194476338 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :cya < 1194476363 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bye. < 1194476916 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'd like to try improvisational language again. < 1194476952 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Call it Planlang, for obvious reasons. < 1194477033 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Improvisational language = ? < 1194477077 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Connection timed out < 1194477135 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: hahaha < 1194477140 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :#planlang? < 1194477241 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i wanted to learn that one language < 1194477248 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :toko pino or something like that < 1194477286 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I WANNA TOK O PIANO < 1194477295 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :toki pona < 1194477298 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I WANNA TACO PIANO < 1194477299 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: ping #planlang