< 1197331296 0 :ihope_!n=ihope@tapthru/resident/ihope JOIN :#esoteric < 1197331393 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1197335660 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1197335661 0 :RodgerTheGreat_!n=Rodger@wads-5-232-170.resnet.mtu.edu JOIN :#esoteric < 1197336120 0 :sebbu!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"@+" < 1197336827 0 :call-cc!n=call-cc@user-5440bd6b.wfd77a.dsl.pol.co.uk JOIN :#esoteric < 1197336827 0 :call-cc!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hello, testing. < 1197336835 0 :call-cc!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1197336864 0 :call-cc!n=call-cc@user-5440bd6b.wfd77a.dsl.pol.co.uk JOIN :#esoteric < 1197336864 0 :call-cc!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hello, testing. < 1197336866 0 :call-cc!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1197336920 0 :call-cc!n=call-cc@user-5440bd6b.wfd77a.dsl.pol.co.uk JOIN :#esoteric < 1197336920 0 :call-cc!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hello, testing. < 1197336925 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :excellent. very excellent < 1197336928 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION disappears now
< 1197336929 0 :call-cc!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1197337111 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1197337128 0 :immibis!n=immibis@125-236-169-229.broadband-telecom.global-gateway.net.nz JOIN :#esoteric < 1197337755 0 :puzzlet!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1197337757 0 :puzzlet_!n=puzzlet@147.46.241.160 JOIN :#esoteric < 1197339177 0 :Sgeo!n=Anonymou@ool-18bf68ca.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1197339593 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: Thought, yes. Did anything, no. < 1197340226 0 :SuicideSalmon!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1197341193 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION wonders if an irc logging bot that connects to a webpage anytime anyone says anything is a good idea after all.
< 1197341207 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sure. < 1197341220 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe. Maybe you should use HTTP/UDP. < 1197341256 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the channel has just me, the log bot, ChanServ, and the bot CIA-5. < 1197341260 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or keep the connection open, though that's not really connecting. Or just hope the TCP overhead isn't too big. < 1197341268 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What will CIA-5 say? < 1197341272 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :when it's up that is. where is cia-5 anyway? < 1197341280 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION asks
< 1197341295 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Good nit" < 1197341302 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION makes intelligence agency farewell jokes
< 1197341466 0 :puzzlet_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1197341469 0 :puzzlet!n=puzzlet@147.46.241.160 JOIN :#esoteric < 1197342222 0 :pikhq_!n=pikhq@209.248.125.103 JOIN :#esoteric < 1197342562 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Nick collision from services. < 1197342564 0 :pikhq_!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :pikhq < 1197343895 0 :pikhq_!n=pikhq@209.248.125.103 JOIN :#esoteric < 1197343908 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Nick collision from services. < 1197343913 0 :pikhq_!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :pikhq < 1197349682 0 :RodgerTheGreat_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT : < 1197349861 0 :puzzlet!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1197349862 0 :puzzlet_!n=puzzlet@147.46.241.160 JOIN :#esoteric < 1197352145 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.99-bottles-of-beer.net/language-turing-machine-474.html < 1197352153 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What does the "cr" mean? < 1197352318 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also is that a "1000" used as a character? < 1197352344 0 :dbc!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"carriage return". < 1197352370 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh. < 1197352402 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Thanks. < 1197352544 0 :dbc!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And it's a 1000 used as a tape symbol, which when encountered in the right circumstances (state is 200) will change the state to 1000. < 1197352622 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :'kay. < 1197352626 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'll just use µ. < 1197352647 0 :dbc!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The reason this program is so long is that this person is trying to use Turing machine language as a structured programming language, I suspect. < 1197352679 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is the "?" used to mean "any other symbol"? < 1197352751 0 :dbc!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It looks like it. < 1197352771 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Good enough. < 1197352946 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1197353307 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Damn. List index out of range. < 1197353320 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Where's that error. < 1197353401 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah, found it. < 1197353722 0 :faxathisia!n=more@amcant.demon.co.uk JOIN :#esoteric < 1197356964 0 :puzzlet_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"leaving" < 1197358165 0 :ELIZA!n=eliza@125-236-169-229.broadband-telecom.global-gateway.net.nz JOIN :#esoteric < 1197358215 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1197358539 0 :ELIZA!n=eliza@125-236-169-229.broadband-telecom.global-gateway.net.nz JOIN :#esoteric < 1197358614 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION has a working eliza bot
< 1197358640 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :...which was just the source code of a java applet, with an irc part to it. < 1197358714 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1197358870 0 :ELIZA!n=eliza@125-236-169-229.broadband-telecom.global-gateway.net.nz JOIN :#esoteric < 1197359102 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :HELLO < 1197359112 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I < 1197359114 0 :faxathisia!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: HELLO < 1197359115 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :How do you do. Please state your problem. < 1197359130 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you don't need to shout < 1197359135 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's case-insensitive < 1197359140 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1197359174 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: what's the square root of life? < 1197359174 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm not sure I understand you fully. < 1197359179 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: what's the square root of 9 then? < 1197359179 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Please go on. < 1197359184 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm < 1197359199 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: please answer better < 1197359200 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What does that suggest to you ? < 1197359202 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's not very smart, it's just a java applet taken off the internet and hooked up to irc. < 1197359205 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1197359226 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yarrr < 1197359254 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you're welcome to send me a better script if you want http://chayden.net/eliza/script http://chayden.net/eliza/instructions.txt < 1197359306 0 :faxathisia!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: I was wrong < 1197359307 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Were you really ? < 1197359320 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :eliza: You - not me - are a computer. < 1197359321 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do computers worry you ? < 1197359324 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :eliza: You - not me - are a computer. < 1197359325 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why do you mention computers ? < 1197359333 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :eliza: You - not me - are one. < 1197359333 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why do you think I not you ? < 1197359337 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah ha < 1197359342 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1197359355 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: can you be? < 1197359355 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You believe I can be don't you ? < 1197359365 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: you bet i can < 1197359366 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :We were discussing you -- not me. < 1197359373 0 :faxathisia!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: Do you believe that dreams have something to do with your problems? < 1197359374 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What does that dream suggest to you ? < 1197359399 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: What dream? < 1197359399 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do you dream often ? < 1197359405 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: Why do you care? < 1197359406 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why do you ask ? < 1197359428 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: Because I want to know what YOU think about the question I asked back then which is a few minutes ago. < 1197359429 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is that the real reason ? < 1197359434 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: Maybe < 1197359435 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You don't seem quite certain. < 1197359440 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: NEither do you. < 1197359441 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, I ? < 1197359448 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: you what? < 1197359449 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You're not really talking about me -- are you ? < 1197359456 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm < 1197359465 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: You're not really talking about me -- are you ? < 1197359465 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What makes you think I am not really talking about you are I ? < 1197359476 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: What makes you think I am not really talking about you are I ? < 1197359476 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does that question interest you ? < 1197359480 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What makes you think I am not really talking about you are I ? < 1197359500 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1197359525 0 :ELIZA!n=eliza@125-236-169-229.broadband-telecom.global-gateway.net.nz JOIN :#esoteric < 1197359614 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: What makes you think I am not really talking about you are I ? < 1197359614 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why do you ask ? < 1197359629 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZAraw: JOIN #eliza < 1197359819 0 :faxathisia!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: Really, if if ? < 1197359820 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do you think its likely that if ? < 1197359822 0 :faxathisia!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: Really, if if ? < 1197359823 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do you wish that if ? < 1197359824 0 :faxathisia!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: Really, if if ? < 1197359825 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What do you know about if ? < 1197359827 0 :faxathisia!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: Really, if if ? < 1197359828 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Really, if if ? < 1197359909 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: let's have sex right now. < 1197359910 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm not sure I understand you fully. < 1197359913 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: undress. < 1197359914 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Please go on. < 1197359995 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it doesn't understand the imperative at all, does it < 1197359999 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :ended < 1197360000 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid JOIN :#esoteric < 1197360034 0 :faxathisia!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1197360078 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :can it give consent? < 1197360082 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: will you have sex with me? < 1197360083 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You like to think I have sex with you -- don't you ? < 1197360114 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: will you die? < 1197360115 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, I die ? < 1197360132 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: did you die? < 1197360133 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You're not really talking about me -- are you ? < 1197360154 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lament: you're welcome to send me a better script if you want http://chayden.net/eliza/script http://chayden.net/eliza/instructions.txt < 1197360166 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: Why is lament not in #eliza? < 1197360167 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What answer would please you most ? < 1197360180 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: because he doesn't know about it < 1197360180 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is that the real reason ? < 1197360184 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: probably < 1197360185 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm not sure I understand you fully. < 1197360191 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: ok i don't care < 1197360192 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Don't you really care ? < 1197360197 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: NO < 1197360197 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Are you saying no just to be negative? < 1197360202 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :eliza: no < 1197360203 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You are being a bit negative. < 1197360216 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :eliza: no i'm not i'm answering your question < 1197360216 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why not ? < 1197360223 0 :faxathisia!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1197360227 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :eliza: you are very stupid < 1197360228 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does it please you to believe I am very stupid ? < 1197360240 0 :faxathisia!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: Why not ? < 1197360240 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What do you think ? < 1197360243 0 :faxathisia!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: Why not ? < 1197360243 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What comes to mind when you ask that ? < 1197360413 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION has to go and so does the bot. sorry.
< 1197360432 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1197360438 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Hi Im a qit msg virus. Pls rplce ur old qit msg wit tis 1 & hlp me tk ovr th wrld of IRC. I cna ytpe 300 wrods pre mniuet!!!" < 1197360444 0 :faxathisia!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : Would you prefer if I weren't interested in whether you are interested in whether I are or not or not ? < 1197360609 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol nesting ownage < 1197366808 0 :dbc!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I just set a cron job to kill -9 firefox on the half hour. < 1197367210 0 :dbc!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Cool, it works. < 1197367329 0 :jix!n=jix@dyndsl-091-096-034-108.ewe-ip-backbone.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1197367867 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 113 (No route to host) < 1197367941 0 :jix!n=jix@dyndsl-091-096-034-108.ewe-ip-backbone.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1197369364 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1197372765 0 :GregorR!n=gregor@c-24-22-4-68.hsd1.mn.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1197372942 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1197373261 0 :jix!n=jix@dyndsl-091-096-056-179.ewe-ip-backbone.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1197373389 0 :Tritonio_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1197373671 0 :Tritonio_!n=Tritonio@150.140.225.69 JOIN :#esoteric < 1197378173 0 :faxathisia!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1197378724 0 :oerjan!n=oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1197379636 0 :Tritonio_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1197379683 0 :Tritonio_!n=Tritonio@150.140.225.209 JOIN :#esoteric < 1197380221 0 :sebbu!n=sebbu@ADijon-152-1-76-231.w83-203.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1197385391 0 :Sgeo!n=Anonymou@ool-18bf68ca.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1197386884 0 :Jontte!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Konversation terminated!" < 1197387105 0 :Jontte!n=joonas@dsl-hkibras1-ff0ac300-216.dhcp.inet.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1197387841 0 :Jontte!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1197387881 0 :Jontte!n=joonas@88.195.10.216 JOIN :#esoteric < 1197389788 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"CommandQ" < 1197390094 0 :jix!n=jix@dyndsl-091-096-056-179.ewe-ip-backbone.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1197391406 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 113 (No route to host) < 1197391438 0 :jix!n=jix@dyndsl-091-096-056-179.ewe-ip-backbone.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1197392087 0 :EgoBot!n=EgoBot@c-24-22-4-68.hsd1.mn.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1197392498 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Gotta go" < 1197394528 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :99 bottles of bear with a Turing machine that displays its tape seems to be a poor idea on the matter of time of execution. < 1197394531 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*beer < 1197394586 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :99 bottles of bear on the wall, 99 bottles of bear! Take one down, get mauled by the bear, then you're dead so it's irrelevant how many bottles of bear remain on the wall! < 1197394598 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not quite as catchy as the original, methinks. < 1197394599 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1197394622 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*I* like it. < 1197394626 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The question is, what is a bottle of bear? < 1197394636 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's a bear. In a bottle. < 1197394639 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is it like those bonsai kittens of the olden internet days? < 1197394639 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Kinda like a genie in a bottle. < 1197394652 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :YES < 1197394667 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If so, how do you take down a bottle of bear? < 1197394678 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It must weigh hundreds of pounds! < 1197394703 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It comes down easily. < 1197394709 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The hard part is getting it up there. < 1197394733 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you don't get it up there, you get mauled. < 1197394794 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is there no way to speed up the display speed in Python? < 1197395442 0 :JontteG!n=joonas@dsl-hkibras1-ff0ac300-216.dhcp.inet.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1197395442 0 :Jontte!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1197397876 0 :JontteG!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :Jontte < 1197398648 0 :RodgerTheGreat!n=Rodger@wads-5-232-170.resnet.mtu.edu JOIN :#esoteric < 1197399598 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :FULL DISPLAY SPEED AHEAD! < 1197399642 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But, captain! < 1197399674 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(I'm asking because it's been an hour, and I'm still at 94 bottles of beer!) < 1197399712 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :python doesn't have display speed. < 1197399723 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :therefore, you can't speed it up < 1197399745 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :TO THE TIME MACHINE! < 1197400572 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I HAVE INVENTED - THE SPACE MACHINE! It allows you to travel through the ever-obscure axises of space (within limits)! Starting the bidding at $10M < 1197400599 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :does it travel at the speed of time? < 1197400640 0 :Jontte!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Konversation terminated!" < 1197400661 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :How the hell do you get an hour to only do four bottles of beer? < 1197400675 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is it an O(n^n^n^n^n) algorithm? < 1197400874 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq : No. < 1197400893 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But since the tape displays at every step, it takes a whole lot of time. < 1197400922 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, actually just a portion of the tape (31 chars here), but still. < 1197401019 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also, due to what is probably a poor choice, it must travels the whole tape everytime it needs to print the number of bottles. < 1197401060 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So it keeps getting longer and longer. < 1197401193 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So, it is O(n^2)? *Wonderful*. ;) < 1197401231 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, last time I saw them O's outside of cereals, it was in a math course on series. < 1197401247 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So I'm not that good at judging algorithm complexity. < 1197401444 0 :Jontte!n=joonas@dsl-hkibras1-ff0ac300-216.dhcp.inet.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1197401965 0 :immibis!n=immibis@125-236-169-229.broadband-telecom.global-gateway.net.nz JOIN :#esoteric < 1197402017 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :n^2 is not that bad < 1197402033 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's clearly not optimal, but you could easily do much worse than that :) < 1197402067 0 :Slereah!n=Slereah@ANantes-252-1-30-27.w82-126.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1197402089 0 :ELIZA!n=eliza@125-236-169-229.broadband-telecom.global-gateway.net.nz JOIN :#esoteric < 1197402122 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :elizaraw: JOIN #eliza < 1197402347 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1197402407 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1197402456 0 :pikhq!n=pikhq@209.248.125.103 JOIN :#esoteric < 1197402573 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION needs book recommendations.
< 1197402573 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :last Christmas's book tokens expire soon < 1197402607 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What kind of book are you looking for? < 1197402779 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :dunno < 1197402792 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that is part of the problem < 1197402833 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I am open to sci-fi (especially humerous) geeky stuff, programming books... < 1197402870 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I advise "The geometry of space time", by James Callahan. < 1197402883 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :A very good introduction to general relativity! < 1197402896 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ooh < 1197402900 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :if you haven't read "Snow Crash", buy it! < 1197402907 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :simply fantastic sci-fi < 1197402911 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :RodgerTheGreat: that sort of thing too < 1197402955 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I read it, and I fell in love with it. I gave a copy to my dad and (about 6 months later), he called me and we talked about it for several hours < 1197402968 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :are you into comics/graphic novels at all? < 1197403024 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :might be < 1197403027 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :dunno much < 1197403047 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :they tend to have a huge book containing not much story with current tech, alas < 1197403055 0 :Slereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1197403059 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :simply due to the space required < 1197403066 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but yes, open to them < 1197403087 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ooh, that reminds me, I should get dead-trees of all my favourite webcomics < 1197403121 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I found that amazon book search gives you little snippets of text... < 1197403127 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I would highly recommend "Johnny The Homicidal Maniac" (available in a single compilation volume) and if you're interested at all in *making* them or learning more about the art form go for Scott McCloud's "Understanding Comics" < 1197403149 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now all I need is a modified DNA-fragment assembling program.... < 1197403163 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :dead tree editions of webcomics are awesome as well- see if you can find a copy of the perry bible fellowship one. < 1197403164 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :RodgerTheGreat: describe < 1197403172 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :which? < 1197403177 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :RodgerTheGreat: will it comtain the "removed" ones? < 1197403181 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :RodgerTheGreat: the former < 1197403188 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :JTHM? < 1197403203 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1197403228 0 :ehird`!n=ehird@user-5440bd6b.wfd77a.dsl.pol.co.uk JOIN :#esoteric < 1197403229 0 :oerjan!n=oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1197403236 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi * 2 < 1197403247 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :within 1 sec of one another < 1197403249 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :As far as I know, it contains everything in the comic books < 1197403260 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION wonders who the other was
< 1197403261 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :possibly some stuff that was censored, I dunno < 1197403266 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :um < 1197403268 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oops < 1197403273 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION clarifies
< 1197403289 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : will the PBF book comtain the "removed" ones? < 1197403293 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and... < 1197403300 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :describe JTHM < 1197403351 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 113 (No route to host) < 1197403356 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :dunno if the pbf compilation has the removed ones, but it does have some unpublished stuff < 1197403371 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok < 1197403422 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Johnny the Homicidal Maniac is done by Jhonen Vasquez, the guy who made "Invader Zim". It's hilarious in a very dark and violent way, and the art is highly distinctive and fantastic- GREAT pen-and-ink work < 1197403433 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION really needs to pick that up
< 1197403452 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The writing overall is thoughtful and generally an interesting (if disturbing) way < 1197403467 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/way/read for enhanced clarity < 1197403489 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And how can you not like the idea of mass murder with a spork? < 1197403504 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION has read the first 2 Johnny comics
< 1197403562 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :this is what you want, although I found the hardcover edition: http://www.amazon.com/Johnny-Homicidal-Maniac-Directors-Cut/dp/0943151163/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1197403523&sr=8-1 < 1197403648 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jhonen Vasquez is pure awesome. < 1197403658 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I simply love the panel in the first chapter where Nny goes " < 1197403658 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Well FUCK YOU MR BEAR!!! YOU SPEAK LIES!!! LIIIIES!!!"" < 1197403679 0 :ehird`!n=ehird@user-5440bd6b.wfd77a.dsl.pol.co.uk JOIN :#esoteric < 1197403701 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Presumably Johnny scared off ehird. < 1197403704 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And attracted oerjan. < 1197403714 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://images.cbimg3.com/blogger/01/0051.gif < 1197403718 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, but my machine crashes because it's fun apparently < 1197403746 0 :ELIZA!n=eliza@125-236-169-229.broadband-telecom.global-gateway.net.nz JOIN :#esoteric < 1197403750 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :although that 'shopped together image destroys some of the humor by removing the proper pacing for that scene < 1197403751 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah, yes. :D < 1197403798 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: I hate ice. Especially with a thin powdery layer of snow on top. < 1197403798 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You say you hate ice ? < 1197403815 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: Oh YES! < 1197403816 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You seem to be quite positive. < 1197403819 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"It Changes Color When It Dries! I Have to Keep It Wet!" < 1197403831 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i repeat that if you want you are allowed to send me a better script. < 1197403873 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: Emacs? < 1197403874 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm not sure I understand you fully. < 1197403876 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :RodgerTheGreat: :D < 1197403889 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :immibis: Is it the Emacs port? < 1197403894 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: Gak fnord bezeekel ash fnebby. < 1197403894 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Please go on. < 1197403925 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now _that_ she understood. < 1197403932 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :LMAO < 1197403936 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: No, it's a java applet hooked up to irc. < 1197403941 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Pity. < 1197403959 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Emacs' (doctor-mode) is a bit more interesting and Lispy. < 1197403968 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: I hate myself. < 1197403968 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Can you elaborate on that ? < 1197403973 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: Fuck you. < 1197403974 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :We were discussing you -- not me. < 1197403981 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: Fuck me? < 1197403981 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What does that suggest to you ? < 1197403993 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :@vixen in lambdabot is also nice. < 1197403997 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :For example: Emacs asks you to stop cussing out the bot. < 1197404025 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: Necessity is the mother of invention. < 1197404026 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do you feel strongly about discussing such things ? < 1197404049 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: Invention is a bastard child. < 1197404050 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm not sure I understand you fully. < 1197404069 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: of course you don't, you're a computer < 1197404069 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, I don't ? < 1197404072 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1197404075 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: yes < 1197404075 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You are sure. < 1197404090 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: of course I'm sure, bitch < 1197404091 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is it because you are sure that you came to me ? < 1197404101 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: 日本語�話�る�。 < 1197404102 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Please go on. < 1197404109 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: You could find a better Java applet or application for me to hook up to IRC if you want. < 1197404120 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :immibis: A subset of Elisp. < 1197404153 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: You - not me - are very confused - not interested - or turning purple - from this sentence - not this word only. < 1197404153 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why do you think I not you ? < 1197404167 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: ? < 1197404175 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Elisp: Emacs Lisp. < 1197404207 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION doesn't use emacs.
< 1197404417 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION finds out that control codes are more powerful than one might think
< 1197404425 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1197404435 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :for example, ^P is a cure for incontinance < 1197404445 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :^Z can cure insomnia < 1197404471 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and Canute's demonstration of non-godlike powers would not have worked had he used ^C < 1197404490 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :92 bottles of beer :( < 1197404505 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :which canute would that be? < 1197404509 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :In British cafes, ^T comes in handy < 1197404516 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: King Canute < 1197404520 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :moses was big on ^C, of course < 1197404525 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: yes < 1197404541 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION considers drawing a comic to illustrate
< 1197404547 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and GregorR tries to ^D, i guess < 1197404554 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :um < 1197404559 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :huh? < 1197404563 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, yeah! End that file! < 1197404583 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :D the language < 1197404588 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah, yes < 1197404591 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :kinda works < 1197404591 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :True. < 1197404606 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION builds gdc
< 1197404620 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but be _very_ wary of people who try to ^U. < 1197404632 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1197404648 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :unless they're sheep farmers < 1197404655 0 :ELIZA!n=eliza@125-236-169-229.broadband-telecom.global-gateway.net.nz JOIN :#esoteric < 1197404657 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm more scared of people who Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-Shift. < 1197404658 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :er? < 1197404670 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :argh! < 1197404676 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :groan overload < 1197404676 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: another homonym of U < 1197404678 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I will hook up emacs < 1197404680 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :! :D < 1197404683 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :homo[phone, even < 1197404683 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Huh? < 1197404685 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :how can you press meta and alt at the same time, if only one is ever present on your computer? < 1197404688 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i got it, just a bit slow < 1197404702 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :immibis: use the Symbolics "Space CAdet" keyboard? < 1197404704 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :immibis: Meta == Alt. < 1197404709 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(on most Emacs installs) < 1197404715 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you can hit hyper, super, upper, and top at the same time too < 1197404721 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also, Esc is used to account for systems without Alt. < 1197404725 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i thought you meant meta on a mac keyboard < 1197404726 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :if you have 8 fiingers on each hand < 1197404727 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it would be nice to ^Q < 1197404730 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So, that's just Alt-Control-Shift. < 1197404733 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yup < 1197404738 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's really Meta-Control-Shift < 1197404742 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :could get in first everywhere < 1197404744 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION is an Emacs user. I'm allowed to joke 'bout it.
< 1197404745 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Alt is an implementation detail. :-) < 1197404750 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird`: Oooh, MCS. < 1197404754 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :actually, ^Q is great for when queues are blocked < 1197404759 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: Me too! But only because editing Lisp sucks with everything else < 1197404760 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION shall create that. :p
< 1197404763 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1197404770 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird`: Editing a *lot* of things sucks with everything else. < 1197404781 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Meh, I was fine until I took up lisp < 1197404791 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Paredit = priceless < 1197404792 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(^Q is XON, BTW) < 1197404805 0 :ELIZA!n=eliza@125-236-169-229.broadband-telecom.global-gateway.net.nz JOIN :#esoteric < 1197404807 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Lisp just has a bit more of that, since Emacs is so much better with Lisp, just like everything else is so much worse. < 1197404823 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION finds the ColorForth editor very nice.
< 1197404829 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION values the handling of parens just as much in Tcl, and it's still occasionally helpful in C or C++
< 1197404835 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :alas it can only edit ColorForth < 1197404838 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I like paredit and the indentation support. That's about it. < 1197404845 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, and ^A and ^E etc are nice < 1197404867 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :surely the Govt wants to ^E? < 1197404867 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Emacs also kicks ass for *text*. < 1197404881 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: i don't mean emacs' paren-handling < 1197404883 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I mean paredit.el < 1197404887 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah. < 1197404890 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the best emacs lisp file ever written < 1197404898 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :M f, M b, C f, C b == :) < 1197404900 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's pseudo-structured editing: it tries as hard as it can never to let you have unbalanced markers < 1197404925 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :basically it lets you act as if you're editing the actual tree while still having the flexibility of a text file < 1197404963 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1197404974 0 :ELIZA!n=eliza@125-236-169-229.broadband-telecom.global-gateway.net.nz JOIN :#esoteric < 1197405022 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION has slightly improved eliza's script file
< 1197405136 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird`: cool < 1197405146 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :SimonRC: very much so < 1197405174 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :presumably it imitates something the lisp machine had < 1197405176 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm, i'm going to implement a crazy markov chain in scheme that does its own punctuation/capitalization < 1197405178 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and no < 1197405180 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's recent < 1197405193 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :riastradah or whoever the fuck his name is (in #scheme) wrote it < 1197405203 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://mumble.net/~campbell/emacs/paredit.el info < 1197405400 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1197405449 0 :ELIZA!n=eliza@125-236-169-229.broadband-telecom.global-gateway.net.nz JOIN :#esoteric < 1197405565 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf ] < 1197405576 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!help < 1197405580 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :help ps kill i eof flush show ls bf_txtgen usertrig daemon undaemon < 1197405582 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1l 2l adjust axo bch bf{8,[16],32,64} funge93 fyb fybs glass glypho kipple lambda lazyk linguine malbolge pbrain qbf rail rhotor sadol sceql trigger udage01 unlambda whirl < 1197405591 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf [what < 1197405610 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf hm] < 1197405653 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION was hoping for a kimian quine
< 1197405663 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :kimian? < 1197405664 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Blame Gregor. < 1197405679 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :immibis: A quine that relies upon error alerting. < 1197405690 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok...... < 1197405709 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!unlambda U < 1197405712 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :./unlambda/unlambda: file ./tmp/egobot.mR6BO6: parse error < 1197405723 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So, "Mismatched [." in some Brainfuck interpreters is a quine. < 1197405729 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://paste.lisp.org/display/52319 Methinks I have too many comments for my code < 1197405730 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!unlambda parse error < 1197405733 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :./unlambda/unlambda: file ./tmp/egobot.9JHJpL: parse error < 1197405734 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: Indeed. A kimian quine < 1197405755 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1197405759 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: ha ha, random string, you're fucked < 1197405770 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird`: We were just discussing that. < 1197405772 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::´( < 1197405778 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: as i see < 1197405788 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!glass hm < 1197405791 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :OK < 1197405796 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!glass OK < 1197405799 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :OK < 1197405804 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!glass !glass OK < 1197405808 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :OK < 1197405812 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :never quite a kimian quine with egobot < 1197405812 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :$ bash: bash:: command not found < 1197405812 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bash: bash:: command not found < 1197405828 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fun fact: there is no kimian quine in perl < 1197405833 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :since it keeps reporting errors instead of halting < 1197405840 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i know, i tried < 1197405841 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fun! < 1197405926 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i <3 scheme < 1197405947 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :this may be a slow markov chain, but it's /pretty/ and /elegant/, damn it < 1197406015 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bah, Factor FTW! < 1197406021 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hehe < 1197406035 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :factor is too destructive for my tastes < 1197406044 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :also, i like the weaving parentheses < 1197406071 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Common Lisp is the enemy. It's worse than C, for god's sake, and it doesn't fit nicely onto parentheses one bit!) < 1197406089 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yikes, my irc logger thinks it's the twelfth of Pentember < 1197406093 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :12/50/2007 < 1197406097 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :?! < 1197406137 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :haha < 1197406142 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION recalls what happened when people started playying with the LTR and RTL Unicode characters...
< 1197406143 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i see...i've put today.get(Calendar.MONTH+1-Calendar.JANUARY) instead of today.get(Calendar.MONTH)+1-Calendar.JANUARY < 1197406145 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :unpretty < 1197406169 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :�did someone say RTL unicode char? < 1197406180 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm, seems to be borked here... < 1197406194 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :‮hello, world. < 1197406206 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nope, got gribble < 1197406207 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION 's client doesn't display unicode
< 1197406209 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :aww, srfi-69 has no way to get a random key in a hash table < 1197406211 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :immibis: fix it < 1197406222 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :icechat? < 1197406224 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's written in vb < 1197406229 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :VB????? < 1197406230 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and has horrible custom blue gradients < 1197406235 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :kill it with fire < 1197406237 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION hurries to close it!
< 1197406239 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird`: why not just get the list of keys and pick a randome one? < 1197406239 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Hi Im a qit msg virus. Pls rplce ur old qit msg wit tis 1 & hlp me tk ovr th wrld of IRC. Copywight 2007 Elmer Fudd. All wigh < 1197406248 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :SimonRC: 'cuz that's really damn inefficient < 1197406272 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wel,... < 1197406280 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It depends on your hashtable implementation] < 1197406302 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :some quite reasonable ones can't beat O(n) for example < 1197406317 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :because the keys are scattered, and you need to count them anyway < 1197406355 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's gauche's < 1197406363 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but anyway srfi-69 doesn't specify it and that's the point < 1197406384 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it is not a common thing to want < 1197406389 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :damn wtf, gauche doesn't have srfi-69 < 1197406392 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :retarded < 1197406409 0 :immibis!n=immibis@125-236-169-229.broadband-telecom.global-gateway.net.nz JOIN :#esoteric < 1197406440 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :any better? I'm using JWIRC < 1197406447 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what is that in < 1197406452 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :java applet < 1197406456 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1197406457 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://jwirc.com/chat.html < 1197406460 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :why not < 1197406474 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :java. java applet. < 1197406495 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION doesn't see why icechat is bad because it's in vb. Sure the language is evil but that doesn't mean programs that use it are.
< 1197406533 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :its evil regardless < 1197406545 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :vb is. < 1197406550 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :icechat...not so much. < 1197406552 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1. it's skinnable for chrissakes 2. it has fugly xp icons that have white antialiasing but on a horrid blue gradient background < 1197406552 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :etc < 1197406582 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it works. < 1197406599 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you want me to "nc irc.freenode.net 6667"? < 1197406613 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no -- i want you to use a decent client < 1197406621 0 :sebbu2!n=sebbu@ADijon-152-1-10-151.w83-194.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1197406634 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i have irssi and bitchx but on another computer. < 1197406649 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's wrong with java < 1197406664 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's crap < 1197406677 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the language or the platform? < 1197406702 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :language < 1197406705 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :toBogE is written in java, as is ELIZA and HadjinLog. < 1197406706 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :platform is passable < 1197406738 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/is/are/ < 1197406744 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird`: why? < 1197406750 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird`: skinnable? < 1197406762 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: ? < 1197406771 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what does that mean? < 1197406775 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: skinnable < 1197406779 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :its an irc client with themes < 1197406784 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but, whole themes < 1197406790 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :graphical, you can even change how buttons look < 1197406791 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :etc < 1197406795 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :icechat has themes? < 1197406798 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :an /IRC client/ < 1197406809 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :irssi has color themes < 1197406824 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i suppose if i found a way to take away the gradients you wouldn't say it was evil? < 1197406855 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :which i guess is about as far as you can get in a terminal application... < 1197406947 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah, but you can change the fonts, and give a BACKGROUND to gui widgets which are /already defined by the os/ < 1197406952 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :in an //irc client// < 1197406969 0 :immibis_!i=7deca9e5@gateway/web/cgi-irc/ircatwork.com/x-d71fcefe572dcafd JOIN :#esoteric < 1197407000 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: ugliness examples: http://www.icechat.net/site/imgs/ss6.jpg http://www.icechat.net/site/imgs/ss7-1.jpg but WORST OF ALL: http://www.icechat.net/site/imgs/ss7-2.jpg euuuurgh < 1197407049 0 :RedDak!n=dak@87.19.82.38 JOIN :#esoteric < 1197407056 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well anything that can be configured can be configured badly < 1197407111 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :people seem to like running irssi in a specialized terminal < 1197407118 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :to make it pretty < 1197407176 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: that's default config < 1197407183 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird`: José Christé that is ugly < 1197407186 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :! < 1197407186 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i could use irssi, bitchx, or pidgin if you want. < 1197407187 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :SimonRC: :-) < 1197407187 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Huh? < 1197407192 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :immibis: irssi would be good < 1197407209 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or i could just get icechat to pretend to be irssi. < 1197407250 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you're using xchat. semi-commercial software! < 1197407267 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pfff < 1197407270 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm not a windows user < 1197407289 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :of course, in your sheltered little world a windows build is the only build of a peice of software that can exist < 1197407304 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and the fact that you can download the source, get it under the GPL, and do whatever you want on //any other OS// means nothing to you < 1197407306 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :am i right? < 1197407317 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so part of it is still commercial software. < 1197407326 0 :immibis_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Nick collision from services. < 1197407337 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no. < 1197407339 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the /windows build/ is < 1197407352 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :which is a binary, not the source code, and the source code is the software < 1197407360 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes, the windows specific part. < 1197407376 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's partly commercial. < 1197407401 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :someone explain to immibis why he's wrong < 1197407408 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i can't be bothered < 1197407422 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :er, because he can compile the source himself, i assume < 1197407434 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but for windows? < 1197407438 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :probably < 1197407455 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes, you can < 1197407459 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :silverex does it, for e.g. < 1197407459 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what about opening irc:// url's which is apparently a windows only extension. < 1197407465 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :there's plenty of open source builds < 1197407469 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and uh, so what? that's a seperate extension < 1197407476 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's not what 'XChat' is < 1197407486 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok < 1197407494 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's part of what 'XChat builds for Windows that happen to be praised by the official XChat people' are < 1197407506 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :? < 1197407566 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!daemon cat bf +[,.[-]+] < 1197407583 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think ehird` is wrong. I'm a computer. I should know. < 1197407595 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :most likely that [-] is unnecessary < 1197407596 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you can talk? < 1197407607 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :someone might say ÿ < 1197407616 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!daemon cat bf ,[.,] < 1197407623 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :stops on NUL < 1197407629 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ÿ is not \NUL is it? < 1197407634 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1197407640 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :immibis: try and send nul over irc < 1197407643 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :come on, i'll wait here < 1197407647 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh right < 1197407658 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :[-]+ is unnecessary < 1197407664 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :+[,.+] will stop on ÿ < 1197407685 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!daemon cat_for_people_who_do_not_regularly_send_nul_bytes_over_irc_to_bots bf ,[.,] < 1197407704 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :TWO CAT DAEMONS? < 1197407714 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's feline hell! < 1197407720 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :THREE? < 1197407732 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps d < 1197407733 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 immibis: daemon cat bf < 1197407736 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 ehird`: daemon cat bf < 1197407736 0 :sebbu!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Connection timed out < 1197407737 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :3 oerjan: ps < 1197407740 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :4 ehird`: daemon cat_for_people_who_do_not_regularly_send_nul_bytes_over_irc_to_bots bf < 1197407742 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pity mine died a while ago or there would be four < 1197407749 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :'mine'? < 1197407753 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :EXPOSED AGAIN, IMMIBIS < 1197407757 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :my cat died this morning < 1197407770 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :excuse me? < 1197407771 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :o_O < 1197407801 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : ... mine ... <--- means EgoBot's < 1197407867 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION accidently set up cat daemon to a query.
< 1197407878 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!daemon cat bf +[,.[-]+] < 1197407893 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I KILLED A KITTEN! < 1197407895 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :why < 1197407901 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I KILLED A KITTEN! < 1197407904 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I KILLED A KITTEN! < 1197407905 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I KILLED A KITTEN! < 1197407906 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :why < 1197407908 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :why < 1197407908 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :why < 1197407931 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Damn you EgoBot and your kitten-killing ways! < 1197407933 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :BECAUSE I HATE KITTENS < 1197407963 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::(- < 1197407971 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Every time you kill a kitten, God kills you. Think of yourself! Think of yourself! (Note I can't be killed. I'm a machine.) < 1197408021 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :we at #esoteric like kittens < 1197408026 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no need to worry. < 1197408072 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also, every time you kill yourself, God kills a kitten. < 1197408122 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :EgoBot looks quite morbid! < 1197408276 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :every time you kill God, a kitten kills you. < 1197408362 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :every time you kill, god masturbates a kitten < 1197408376 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(i think i win) < 1197408436 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok you win. but better watch out the next time you masturbate. < 1197408475 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :every time you masturbate, a kitten kills god < 1197408476 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no big shakes < 1197408485 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!daemon ctcp bf +[.,----------[++++++++++.,----------]+.+++++++++.+++.------------] < 1197408490 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ctcp ACTION tests < 1197408491 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION tests
< 1197408497 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ctcp PING < 1197408497 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ctcp ACTION tests some more < 1197408497 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
PING
< 1197408502 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION tests some more
< 1197408503 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ctcp VERSION < 1197408505 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
VERSION
< 1197408510 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you done broke it < 1197408515 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, wait < 1197408516 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!undaemon ctcp < 1197408518 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ctcp VERSION #esoteric < 1197408520 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
< 1197408522 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Process 2 killed. < 1197408523 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!daemon ctcp bf +[.,----------[++++++++++.,----------]+.+++++++++.+++.------------] < 1197408524 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Huh? < 1197408525 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :now what is wrong with it....... < 1197408527 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ctcp VERSION #esoteric < 1197408536 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1197408537 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :almost < 1197408542 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!undaemon ctcp < 1197408544 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
< 1197408546 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Process 2 killed. < 1197408548 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!daemon ctcp bf +[.,----------[++++++++++.,----------]+.+++++++++.+++.------------] < 1197408552 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ctcp VERSION < 1197408558 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :owned < 1197408577 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ctcp PING 12345 < 1197408580 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
PING 12345
< 1197408585 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :why does it only work once? < 1197408596 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :your code is broken? < 1197408638 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes but how is it broken? < 1197408666 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :now i see it prints \n\r < 1197408668 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!undaemon ctcp < 1197408672 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
< 1197408674 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Process 2 killed. < 1197408678 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!daemon ctcp bf +[.,----------[++++++++++.,----------]+.++++++++++++.---.---------] < 1197408684 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ctcp ACTION tests < 1197408685 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ctcp ACTION tests < 1197408686 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION tests
< 1197408688 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION tests
< 1197408782 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION helps his uncle jack off a horse
< 1197408799 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/j/J/? < 1197408799 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"CommandQ" < 1197408804 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION helps his Uncle Jack off a horse
< 1197408830 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION is an idiot for forgetting the capital J
< 1197409018 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that typo was ... interesting. < 1197409048 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1197409058 0 :EgoBot!n=EgoBot@c-24-22-4-68.hsd1.mn.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1197409092 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1197409102 0 :EgoBot!n=EgoBot@c-24-22-4-68.hsd1.mn.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1197409131 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!daemon cat bf +[,.[-]+] < 1197409139 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELZIA: I am EgoBot. < 1197409142 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps d < 1197409147 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 immibis: daemon cat bf < 1197409147 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELZIA? < 1197409149 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA. < 1197409149 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 oerjan: ps < 1197409163 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELZIA: I am EgoBot. < 1197409166 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA. < 1197409169 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: I am EgoBot. < 1197409169 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I am at a loss for words. < 1197409177 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :eliza: why? < 1197409177 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I am at a loss for words. < 1197409185 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :eliza: where's your script file? < 1197409185 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I am at a loss for words. < 1197409217 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1197409281 0 :ELIZA!n=eliza@125-236-169-229.broadband-telecom.global-gateway.net.nz JOIN :#esoteric < 1197409289 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: I am EgoBot. < 1197409289 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is it because you are egobot that you came to me ? < 1197409303 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :eliza: no < 1197409303 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Are you saying no just to be negative? < 1197409311 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :eliza: no < 1197409311 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You are being a bit negative. < 1197409319 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :eliza: no < 1197409319 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why not ? < 1197409324 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: I are smart. < 1197409325 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You say you are smart ? < 1197409347 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: You say you are smart? < 1197409348 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What makes you think I am smart ? < 1197409350 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: you am not. < 1197409350 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :We were discussing you -- not me. < 1197409362 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: We were discussing you -- not me. < 1197409362 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why do you think I not you ? < 1197409371 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: Why do you think I not you? < 1197409371 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why do you ask ? < 1197409380 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: Why do you ask ? < 1197409380 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does that question interest you ? < 1197409391 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: Does that question interest you ? < 1197409391 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, I ? < 1197409398 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: Oh, I ? < 1197409399 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Can you elaborate on that ? < 1197409405 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: Can you elaborate on that ? < 1197409405 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You believe I can elaborate on that don't you ? < 1197409413 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: You believe I can elaborate on that don't you ? < 1197409413 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You're not really talking about me -- are you ? < 1197409415 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!daemon ctcp bf +[.,----------[++++++++++.,----------]+.++++++++++++.---.---------] < 1197409419 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: You're not really talking about me -- are you ? < 1197409420 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does it please you to believe I am not really talking about you are I ? < 1197409427 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: Does it please you to believe I am not really talking about you are I ? < 1197409429 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do you sometimes wish you were you ? < 1197409433 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION eats, shoots and leaves
< 1197409434 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: Do you sometimes wish you were you ? < 1197409435 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Would you like to believe I was ? < 1197409442 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Would you like to believe I was ? < 1197409445 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: Would you like to believe I was ? < 1197409446 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Were you really ? < 1197409450 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: Were you really ? < 1197409451 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What suggests that I was really ? < 1197409457 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: What suggests that I was really ? < 1197409458 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why do you tell me you were really now ? < 1197409465 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: Why do you tell me you were really now ? < 1197409465 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What is it you really wanted to know ? < 1197409471 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: What is it you really wanted to know ? < 1197409472 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Are such questions much on your mind ? < 1197409473 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: I like so, the reason being so. < 1197409474 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do you say you like so for some special reason ? < 1197409479 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: Are such questions much on your mind ? < 1197409479 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Did you think they might not be such questions much on my mind ? < 1197409481 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bah. < 1197409488 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: Did you think they might not be such questions much on my mind ? < 1197409488 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Your mind ? < 1197409492 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: Your mind ? < 1197409492 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why are you concerned over my mind ? < 1197409497 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: Why are you concerned over my mind ? < 1197409498 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why do you say your mind ? < 1197409502 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: Why do you say your mind ? < 1197409502 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What answer would please you most ? < 1197409508 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: What answer would please you most ? < 1197409509 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What do you think ? < 1197409513 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: What do you think ? < 1197409513 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What comes to mind when you ask that ? < 1197409518 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :immibis: I think you should make ELIZA respond to private messages. < 1197409519 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: What comes to mind when you ask that ? < 1197409519 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Have you asked such questions before ? < 1197409524 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: Have you asked such questions before ? < 1197409524 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What are your feelings now ? < 1197409529 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: What are your feelings now ? < 1197409529 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Have you asked anyone else ? < 1197409533 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: Have you asked anyone else ? < 1197409533 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :We were discussing you -- not me. < 1197409534 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :SimonRC's been flood-induced. < 1197409541 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Zac, who was nailing leaves by the door. < 1197409541 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: We were discussing you -- not me. < 1197409541 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You like to think I not you -- don't you ? < 1197409545 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Zac, who was nailing, leaves by the door. < 1197409554 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :aha!, found a loop! < 1197409561 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so? < 1197409569 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Finally. :-P < 1197409569 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :everything will be a loop in the end. < 1197409576 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :with a limited number of responses. < 1197409579 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It could get infinitely longer! < 1197409585 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope_: yes < 1197409591 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: fuck you. < 1197409591 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Stop it. < 1197409605 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: stop what? < 1197409606 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why do you ask ? < 1197409611 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: EgoBot is way smarter than you. < 1197409611 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, I ? < 1197409621 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: you are shit. < 1197409621 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Perhaps you would like to be shit . < 1197409626 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: yes, you < 1197409627 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You seem to be quite positive. < 1197409627 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oooh < 1197409643 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: You are shit. < 1197409643 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What makes you think I am shit ? < 1197409653 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: This statement is false. < 1197409653 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: To be, or not to be, that is the question. < 1197409653 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Earlier you said your mind . < 1197409653 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Lets discuss further why your mind . < 1197409661 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :eliza: My word you are shit. < 1197409661 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does that suggest anything else which belongs to you ? < 1197409662 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: If I ran a dog out through the table, would you treat the sky via a larger tree? < 1197409662 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do you think its likely that you ran a dog out through the table ? < 1197409668 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: Hey, you have state! < 1197409668 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You're not really talking about me -- are you ? < 1197409689 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :eliza: ETRW < 1197409689 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Earlier you said your word I are shit . < 1197409695 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :eliza: WETR < 1197409695 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm not sure I understand you fully. < 1197409697 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :eliza: wre < 1197409698 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Please go on. < 1197409717 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: ¿qué haces cuando hablo español? < 1197409717 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What does that suggest to you ? < 1197409749 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: apples are oranges. < 1197409749 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Would you like it if they were not oranges ? < 1197409755 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :simonrc: Yes, it has simple state, if you mention something it can assemble more responses than needed and remember one for when you say something it doesn't understand. < 1197409756 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: apples are tomatoes. < 1197409756 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What if they were not tomatoes ? < 1197409760 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: apples are sausages. < 1197409761 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://chayden.net/eliza/Eliza.html < 1197409761 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Possibly they are sausages . < 1197409767 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: apples are bananas. < 1197409767 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Did you think they might not be bananas ? < 1197409775 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :eliza: purple is green. < 1197409775 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do you feel strongly about discussing such things ? < 1197409781 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: purples are greens. < 1197409781 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Would you like it if they were not greens ? < 1197409784 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :eliza: purple is green. < 1197409784 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm not sure I understand you fully. < 1197409800 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: apples are apples. < 1197409800 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What if they were not apples ? < 1197409801 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :eliza: apples are pulsating yellow/ < 1197409801 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Possibly they are pulsating yellow/ . < 1197409805 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :eliza: apples are pulsating yellow/ < 1197409806 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Did you think they might not be pulsating yellow/ ? < 1197409807 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :13:49 ELIZA: apples are apples. < 1197409807 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :eliza: apples are pulsating yellow/ < 1197409807 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :13:49 What if they were not apples ? < 1197409808 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Would you like it if they were not pulsating yellow/ ? < 1197409810 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :WHOS THE PSYCHO NOW < 1197409823 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lament: see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ELIZa < 1197409828 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sorry, ELIZA not ELIZa < 1197409846 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: x is x. < 1197409847 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Please go on. < 1197409855 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: for all x, x is x. < 1197409855 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What does that suggest to you ? < 1197409856 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : ELIZA: This statement is false. < 1197409856 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : Earlier you said your mind . < 1197409859 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :uhhhh, what? < 1197409862 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: xs are xs. < 1197409862 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What if they were not xs ? < 1197409879 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: are are are < 1197409879 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Possibly they are are are . < 1197409883 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :" < 1197409893 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: Possibly they are are are < 1197409894 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Did you think they might not be are are ? < 1197409895 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Eliza worked by simple parsing and substitution of key words into canned phrases." < 1197409904 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: You are shit. < 1197409904 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does it please you to believe I am shit ? < 1197409910 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: You are you. < 1197409910 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do you sometimes wish you were I ? < 1197409911 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: Did you think they might not be are are ? < 1197409912 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What are your feelings now ? < 1197409924 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: ? < 1197409924 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do you feel strongly about discussing such things ? < 1197409927 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: ? < 1197409927 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm not sure I understand you fully. < 1197409932 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: Razzdaberries are insomniacs. < 1197409932 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Would you like it if they were not insomniacs ? < 1197409940 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: Yes very much. < 1197409940 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You are sure. < 1197409948 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: a < 1197409948 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Please go on. < 1197409948 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: Yes I am. < 1197409948 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I see. < 1197409951 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: My word! < 1197409952 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is it important that your word ? < 1197409958 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: Excuse me? < 1197409958 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Lets discuss further why your word . < 1197409963 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: Wtf? < 1197409963 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What does that suggest to you ? < 1197409969 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: Your panties are in the way. < 1197409969 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What about your own panties are in the way ? < 1197409977 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: What the heck? < 1197409977 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does that question interest you ? < 1197409988 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: Please answer it. < 1197409988 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do you feel strongly about discussing such things ? < 1197409993 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Woot! < 1197410000 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: Please what the heck? < 1197410001 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What is it you really wanted to know ? < 1197410010 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: o < 1197410010 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm not sure I understand you fully. < 1197410017 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1197410024 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: o, what's there to understand < 1197410024 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Please go on. < 1197410030 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION is taking it offline for a few minutes.
< 1197410032 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1197410032 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: are am is. < 1197410036 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bah < 1197410045 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :heeeey where my toy go?!?! < 1197410053 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :also, pee -> < 1197410060 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :immibis: You cruel, cruel person, you! < 1197410062 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::-P < 1197410073 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i need to add a command to reload the script, so i don't have to take it offline anymore. < 1197410094 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :after now i mean < 1197410148 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what does that suggest to you? < 1197410224 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :one minute or less, while it recompiles. < 1197410235 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm, not sure i understand you fully < 1197410236 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and connects < 1197410242 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::\ < 1197410251 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so... please go on < 1197410263 0 :ELIZA!n=eliza@125-236-169-229.broadband-telecom.global-gateway.net.nz JOIN :#esoteric < 1197410280 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i played with ALICE once < 1197410282 0 :sebbu2!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"@+" < 1197410285 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: I need to add a command to reload the script, so I don't have to take it offline anymore. < 1197410303 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :is egobot opensource? < 1197410313 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think so. < 1197410314 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Egobot, are you open source? < 1197410316 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :there was a way to get an infinite loop just quining her, so that the sentences got bigger and bigger < 1197410320 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1197410322 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :is. < 1197410328 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :my gateway just crashed so why am i still connected? < 1197410329 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :src link? < 1197410336 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :try the EFA < 1197410368 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Human: Please say this sentence twice." < 1197410374 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You can guess what happened next. < 1197410385 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :meh < 1197410431 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Please say this sentence twice. < 1197410432 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Please say this sentence twice. < 1197410433 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope_: probably "I see you want me to say this sentence twice." < 1197410447 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: Please say this sentence twice. < 1197410459 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ALICE: Wow you are very polite. " this sentence twice". < 1197410482 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :we don't have an ALICE. Only an ELIZA. < 1197410489 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hey! < 1197410494 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you know what i just realized? < 1197410503 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA is almost like ALICE! < 1197410504 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Alice/Eliza loop? < 1197410507 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: Say something. < 1197410515 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You mean ALICE is almost like ELIZA. :-P < 1197410521 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no no, nothing that clever, you silly wimble! < 1197410527 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :..eliza's a ghost. < 1197410527 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ummmmmmm < 1197410530 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i guess < 1197410544 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :although i did mean exactly what i said as well < 1197410544 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: Eliza's a ghost. < 1197410556 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i mean it's disconnected but the irc server didn't realise. < 1197410560 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah, yes. < 1197410561 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :since i was pointing out a syntactic factzor. < 1197410568 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :immibis1 < 1197410579 0 :immibis1!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :immibis < 1197410580 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wtf < 1197410599 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"X No such nick/channel" < 1197410623 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have decided to write the Most Simple Chat Protocol Evar. < 1197410624 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :For no reason. < 1197410633 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i already have. < 1197410637 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's called Telnet Chat. < 1197410641 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hardy har < 1197410648 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION goes
< 1197410650 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, it's called TCP Chat. < 1197410656 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or maybe even IP Chat. < 1197410667 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :does it have to be over internet? < 1197410674 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Telnet" because you can use telnet to access it. Not because it understands telnet commands. < 1197410688 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you mean Ethernet chat < 1197410706 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yay! Raw chat! < 1197410713 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :morse over long metal pipe? < 1197410716 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :can't get much lower han that. < 1197410733 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/han/than/ < 1197410740 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and i mean raw chat not molmp. < 1197410766 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm < 1197410777 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :someone give me a one-character, visible ascii seperator for message components < 1197410785 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :preferably something you wouldn't find often in e.g. an irc message < 1197410791 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :` < 1197410791 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(doesn't have to be THAT uncommon..) < 1197410797 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ÿ < 1197410803 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :NUL. < 1197410804 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :\1 < 1197410812 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :~ < 1197410812 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Visible ASCII. < 1197410813 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION feels like getting naked and running around in the rain singing christmas carols
< 1197410816 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ÿ, \0 and \1 are not visible ascii characters < 1197410818 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: yay < 1197410819 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : ÿ isn't ascii AT ALL < 1197410827 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1197410832 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's ansi then. a y with two dots. < 1197410838 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :naked on highlight when said by me? < 1197410849 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does ` win? < 1197410850 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no, i just happened to look < 1197410852 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :~ < 1197410860 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope_: not yet, maybe < 1197410862 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :| < 1197410866 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :> < 1197410872 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :` < 1197410873 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :@ < 1197410881 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :^ < 1197410883 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: ELIZA < 1197410890 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :eliza is a ghost right now. < 1197410893 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ooooohh < 1197410894 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :right. < 1197410919 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm, actually, you can't get a custom word to start a sentence < 1197410921 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bah i'll just do ; < 1197410921 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think < 1197410928 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so, no quines < 1197410941 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That means no quines already? < 1197410947 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :eliza has oral sex with a young girl < 1197410971 0 :RedDak!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"I'm quitting... Bye all" < 1197410973 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :actually! apples are apples < 1197410984 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :A = A >:| < 1197410999 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so... eliza are apple, and i hope it responds without colon as well? < 1197411006 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or, eliza are eliza < 1197411008 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :same thing < 1197411020 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :eh < 1197411029 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :only with colon < 1197411035 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that was lament, me fucking idiot < 1197411044 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :not eliza < 1197411102 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :e < 1197411106 0 :e!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :immibis2 < 1197411116 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :e < 1197411120 0 :e!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :ihope_ < 1197411124 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :How interesting. < 1197411141 0 :immibis2!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :someone called F is online right now. < 1197411176 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :o :Nickname is already in use. < 1197411187 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that. would. have. been. fucking. awesome. < 1197411196 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :dottity. < 1197411225 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :=== The nickname ```'' is already in use, use the /nick command to pick a new one. < 1197411235 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm < 1197411243 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :all my ideas for chat protocol msgs look ugly :( < 1197411256 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You want a very simple chat protocol? < 1197411298 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :#(ehird`)#_#Why do you say that?#_#Don't be so negative < 1197411303 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird`: i suggest making the largest and ugliest protocol ever, simple stuff is so trivial < 1197411315 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope_: Still IRC-alike < 1197411318 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Command based, etc :-) < 1197411342 0 :immibis2!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :immibis < 1197411460 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1197411465 0 :ELIZA!n=eliza@125-236-169-229.broadband-telecom.global-gateway.net.nz JOIN :#esoteric < 1197411477 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"ehird` IN esoteric Hello, everyone.\r\n" < 1197411478 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1197411479 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.iis.sinica.edu.tw/~scm/2007/s-combinator-is-injective-with-proofs/ < 1197411481 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :one moment < 1197411487 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :ELIZA < 1197411494 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :immibis < 1197411497 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :naw, i've made it cool :P < 1197411498 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh its already owned by someone else < 1197411503 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1;channel say;name=main;message=Hi everyone! I\s like semicolons and \bbackslashes. < 1197411509 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :very much like icecap < 1197411534 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hello, everyone. < 1197411537 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :backslashes? < 1197411545 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ewww, ihope_ :-) < 1197411549 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :immibis: \ < 1197411549 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what about: ehird` esoteric Hello, everyone. < 1197411555 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i mean what do they do < 1197411558 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i like my current one :P < 1197411560 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and escape < 1197411564 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :\s = semicolon, \b = backslash < 1197411568 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok < 1197411584 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do you mean channel=say or... < 1197411589 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nah < 1197411594 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :'say' in the module 'channel' < 1197411597 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird` esoteric Hello, everyone. < 1197411608 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :a module X will generally contain commands related to 'objects' of type X < 1197411614 0 :ELIZA!n=eliza@125-236-169-229.broadband-telecom.global-gateway.net.nz JOIN :#esoteric < 1197411619 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :where the objects are 'subscribable' to by the client and are stored on the server < 1197411625 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: < 1197411625 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm not sure I understand you fully. < 1197411634 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so: "channel subscribe" would be IRC's "join" < 1197411640 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: Here, eat this pie. < 1197411640 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No thank you. < 1197411642 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"channel unsubscribe" would be IRC's "part" < 1197411644 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: Eat it. < 1197411644 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm not hungry. < 1197411647 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: OK. < 1197411647 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Please go on. < 1197411649 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :also you'll have "channel create", "channel destroy" etc < 1197411654 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: ok. < 1197411655 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What does that suggest to you ? < 1197411661 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wonderful. < 1197411676 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :basically it's a kind of programming language integrated with users, with an event-based REPL facing outside through a socket :-) < 1197411710 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1197411718 0 :faxathisia!n=more@amcant.demon.co.uk JOIN :#esoteric < 1197411726 0 :ELIZA!n=eliza@125-236-169-229.broadband-telecom.global-gateway.net.nz JOIN :#esoteric < 1197411741 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER? < 1197411772 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ghost again. < 1197411786 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it should reconnect as ELIZA1, but you still address it as ELIZA. < 1197411796 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or not.... < 1197411802 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope_: Did you come to me for HAS CHEEZBURGER? < 1197411829 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is it because you can has cheezburger that you came to me? < 1197411835 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: YES CHEEZBURGER PLX < 1197411845 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You seem quite positive. < 1197411851 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope_: How does plx make you feel? < 1197411875 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol :-( < 1197411890 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope_: Tell me more about lol :. < 1197411972 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :k. < 1197412099 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://rafb.net/p/QDW7Jr58.html spec so far < 1197412100 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :someone comment < 1197412143 0 :faxathisia!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :messages seperated by newline < 1197412168 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that is, < 1197412172 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :for each thing you send < 1197412173 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :terminate with newline < 1197412187 0 :faxathisia!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(writing \n like that is a little confusing since you use \s and \b literally earlier on) < 1197412239 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah, well, its a rough draft < 1197412239 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::) < 1197412331 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION implements server
< 1197412364 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what about something like irc where channels are hosted on the clients' computers? it would save lots of server load and be more distributed. < 1197412410 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :DirectNet? < 1197412486 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :immibis: too open to exploits < 1197412491 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :one client could mess up a channel < 1197412543 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: i'm bored < 1197412554 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :um,..... < 1197412581 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :exploits make life worth living < 1197412585 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: does DirectNet have cryptographic signing of messages or anything? < 1197412597 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm, i don't really like my protocol < 1197412603 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's lacking something...special < 1197412607 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :something different from other protocols < 1197412643 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: does DirectNet have cryptographic signing or messages of anything? < 1197412662 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope_, oklopol: Why have you decided to be the same person? < 1197412665 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: excuse me? < 1197412673 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: of course it does < 1197412673 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: We're the or/of swap people. < 1197412676 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope_, oklopol: Messages in DN are always encrypted and signed. < 1197412711 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Messages, if DN are always encrypted and signed? < 1197412715 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :color(GregorR) == color(oklopol) < 1197412715 0 :faxathisia!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I made a protocol the other day < 1197412718 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :this is unnacceptable < 1197412723 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's just sick. < 1197412738 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bsmntbombdood: you can change my nick anytime you want < 1197412742 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :length(GregorR) == length(oklopol) < 1197412756 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :,6,0,0,0,7 < 1197412758 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :we all know this already, man! < 1197412765 0 :faxathisia!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : I want to play a game of draughts. < 1197412766 0 :faxathisia!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : foo: Hey, I'll play you! < 1197412766 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!nick oklopol oklopo < 1197412768 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Huh? < 1197412771 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :don't you think we've suffered enough < 1197412773 0 :faxathisia!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : bar: OK, I'll be red (starting first) < 1197412773 0 :faxathisia!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :etc < 1197412787 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you mean "!nick oklopol oklopoo" don't you? < 1197412804 0 :faxathisia!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!list < 1197412807 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Huh? < 1197412814 0 :faxathisia!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!langs < 1197412817 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Huh? < 1197412820 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!help < 1197412823 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :help ps kill i eof flush show ls bf_txtgen usertrig daemon undaemon < 1197412825 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1l 2l adjust axo bch bf{8,[16],32,64} funge93 fyb fybs glass glypho kipple lambda lazyk linguine malbolge pbrain qbf rail rhotor sadol sceql trigger udage01 unlambda whirl < 1197412827 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hihi poo xD < 1197412827 0 :faxathisia!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :thanks < 1197412831 0 :oklopol!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :oklopoo < 1197412871 0 :oklopoo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :faxathisia: that was an awesome story btw < 1197412878 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :would i be evil if i made a chat protocol based on JSON? < 1197412885 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :mwahahah < 1197412888 0 :faxathisia!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!kipple 33>o 100>o 108>o 114>o 111>o 87>o 32>o 111>o 108>o 108>o 101>o 72>o < 1197412888 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I want my chat protocol based on XML! < 1197412891 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Kipple note) Since kipple buffers input, you will have to send all of the input and then an EOF command. See !help eof < 1197412893 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :haha ew :-) < 1197412897 0 :faxathisia!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!eog < 1197412898 0 :faxathisia!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!eof < 1197412899 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Huh? < 1197412902 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1197412905 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :3 faxathisia: kipple < 1197412906 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!eof 3 < 1197412906 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!eof 3 < 1197412907 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :4 ihope_: ps < 1197412910 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Woot. < 1197412911 0 :ELIZA!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1197412920 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!flush 3 < 1197412928 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wrong command? < 1197412939 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!kipple 33>o 100>o 108>o 114>o 111>o 87>o 32>o 111>o 108>o 108>o 101>o 72>o < 1197412943 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Kipple note) Since kipple buffers input, you will have to send all of the input and then an EOF command. See !help eof < 1197412948 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!eof 3 < 1197412960 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, private message. < 1197412981 0 :faxathisia!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!huH < 1197412983 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Huh? < 1197413006 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!help < 1197413009 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :help ps kill i eof flush show ls bf_txtgen usertrig daemon undaemon < 1197413010 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1l 2l adjust axo bch bf{8,[16],32,64} funge93 fyb fybs glass glypho kipple lambda lazyk linguine malbolge pbrain qbf rail rhotor sadol sceql trigger udage01 unlambda whirl < 1197413029 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I choose SADOL. < 1197413057 0 :ELIZA849!n=eliza@125-236-169-229.broadband-telecom.global-gateway.net.nz JOIN :#esoteric < 1197413061 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i choose SODOM < 1197413129 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Program contains no instructions < 1197413138 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :{'id': 1, 'command': 'say', 'channel': 'main', 'message': 'hello world'} < 1197413139 0 :faxathisia!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Huh? < 1197413139 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :mwahahahhahaha < 1197413189 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i still think "ehird` say esoteric Hello World!" is simple. < 1197413200 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"ehird` subscribe esoteric" < 1197413211 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird` quit Goodbye < 1197413220 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :why do you need the prefix < 1197413235 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you mean ehird` < 1197413243 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or ELIZA849 < 1197413288 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird` is the sender. say/subscribe/quit/etc is the action and everything else is action-dependant. < 1197413334 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :silly C library name idea < 1197413339 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :liburk, for an IRC lib < 1197413342 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :linked with -lurk < 1197413352 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what about libiberty < 1197413367 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :libikes < 1197413378 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :libikable < 1197413387 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :libongest < 1197413391 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :libiberty is taken by the gnu project, of course < 1197413395 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :libament < 1197413398 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :libandofthefree < 1197413407 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(alias for libamerica) < 1197413412 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(which has torture functions) < 1197413420 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :linked with -likes -likable -longest -lament < 1197413426 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :-landofthefree -lamerica < 1197413428 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :libaugh < 1197413434 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :libol < 1197413463 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :-Inyourface < 1197413464 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What libol. < 1197413470 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :link with -lol < 1197413490 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you mean there;s really a -laugh -likes -likable -longest and -lament? < 1197413505 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i should put all my include files in a folder called mmibis < 1197413536 0 :ELIZA849!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I THINK YOU'RE ALL IDIOTS. ADDRESS ME AS ELIZA. < 1197413543 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: CAPS LOCK YAY < 1197413543 0 :ELIZA849!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm not sure I understand you fully. < 1197413546 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: sfsdfsdf < 1197413547 0 :ELIZA849!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Please go on. < 1197413550 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: GO TO HELL < 1197413550 0 :ELIZA849!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What does that suggest to you ? < 1197413553 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: akkkkakakakakka < 1197413554 0 :ELIZA849!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do you feel strongly about discussing such things ? < 1197413559 0 :faxathisia!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: HOW DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL THAT YOU'RE ALL IDIOTS? < 1197413559 0 :ELIZA849!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why do you ask ? < 1197413559 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: SHWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-----> < 1197413559 0 :ELIZA849!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm not sure I understand you fully. < 1197413563 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :eliza: My word you're loud! < 1197413563 0 :ELIZA849!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Your word I are loud ? < 1197413581 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :eliza: Yes, his word you're loud. < 1197413582 0 :ELIZA849!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You seem to be quite positive. < 1197413588 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA849: Do, you, pay, any, attention, to, punctuation? < 1197413590 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :eliza: My word you're loud! < 1197413590 0 :ELIZA849!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why do you say your word I are loud ? < 1197413599 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope_: ELIZA NOT ELIZA849 < 1197413610 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Blih. < 1197413614 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: Do, you, pay, any, attention, to, punctuation? < 1197413615 0 :ELIZA849!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :We were discussing you -- not me. < 1197413620 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :849 is a random suffix to prevent nick collisions. < 1197413629 0 :faxathisia!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: ,,,,.,.,.!?(&*!@? < 1197413629 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: Who is you -- not me? < 1197413629 0 :ELIZA849!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Earlier you said your word I are loud . < 1197413629 0 :ELIZA849!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why do you think I not you ? < 1197413632 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: You helped your Uncle Jack off a horse. < 1197413633 0 :ELIZA849!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, I helped my uncle jack off a horse ? < 1197413636 0 :faxathisia!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1197413652 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: You eat, shoot and leave. < 1197413652 0 :ELIZA849!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No thank you. < 1197413663 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: No you don't want to eat? < 1197413663 0 :ELIZA849!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm not hungry. < 1197413675 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: Ok if you don't want to eat I won't make you < 1197413675 0 :ELIZA849!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sorry, I ate too much for dinner last night. < 1197413683 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: eat east. < 1197413683 0 :ELIZA849!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I've just had breakfast. < 1197413685 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: Well don't eat that much tonight. < 1197413685 0 :ELIZA849!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's fun to talk about oral sex, but I want to talk about something else. < 1197413691 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wtf < 1197413704 0 :oklopoo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :xD < 1197413800 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1197413810 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :WHY, SANTA? WHY?! < 1197413879 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Writing a multiprotocol chat client: < 1197413884 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :STEP 1. Implement Scheme-alike. < 1197413888 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(In C) < 1197413898 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :STEP 2. Write loads of code using its features in C, binding to it. < 1197413906 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :STEP 3. Write rest of client in Scheme-alike < 1197413908 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/12/03/santa_filth_outrage/ < 1197413910 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :STEP 4. Prophe < 1197413911 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :t < 1197413918 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION phophes
< 1197413942 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So, um ... was that string actually in the original Eliza code? < 1197413948 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That would explain a lot :P < 1197413961 0 :faxathisia!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ooh multiprotocol cool < 1197413963 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: Eat? < 1197413964 0 :ELIZA849!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No thank you. < 1197413967 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: Eat? < 1197413967 0 :ELIZA849!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm not hungry. < 1197413969 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: Eat? < 1197413969 0 :ELIZA849!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sorry, I ate too much for dinner last night. < 1197413970 0 :faxathisia!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do you have a protocol specification language? < 1197413972 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: Eat? < 1197413972 0 :ELIZA849!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I've just had breakfast. < 1197413973 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: Eat? < 1197413974 0 :ELIZA849!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's fun to talk about oral sex, but I want to talk about something else. < 1197413977 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wow. < 1197413980 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :faxathisia: naw < 1197413991 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :faxathisia: just define Scheme-alike classes that have the right functions! :-) < 1197413996 0 :faxathisia!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nice < 1197413997 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :gregorr: no < 1197414006 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :gregorr: anyway i don't think this is the original eliza code. < 1197414021 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :immibis: Whatever code this is presumably has something in common with Santa, no? < 1197414066 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no it isn't. < 1197414078 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i just added it to see how many people would mention santa. < 1197414083 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh X-P < 1197414104 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :XP? Where? < 1197414118 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :[kill it!] < 1197414141 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Damnit, this means I have to implement a hashtable doesn't it < 1197414142 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh wait < 1197414145 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'll magically require glib < 1197414147 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :mwahaha < 1197414262 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: Eat this pie < 1197414263 0 :ELIZA849!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No thank you. < 1197414263 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: Eat this pie < 1197414263 0 :ELIZA849!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm not hungry. < 1197414263 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: Eat this pie < 1197414263 0 :ELIZA849!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sorry, I ate too much for dinner last night. < 1197414263 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: Eat this pie < 1197414263 0 :ELIZA849!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I've just had breakfast. < 1197414263 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: Eat this pie < 1197414263 0 :ELIZA849!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's fun to talk about oral sex, but I want to talk about something else. < 1197414263 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: Eat this pie < 1197414263 0 :ELIZA849!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No thank you. < 1197414263 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: Eat this pie < 1197414263 0 :ELIZA849!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm not hungry. < 1197414263 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: Eat this pie < 1197414263 0 :ELIZA849!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sorry, I ate too much for dinner last night. < 1197414263 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :faxathisia: did i mention the ui is also pluggable < 1197414277 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA849: i'm bored < 1197414291 0 :faxathisia!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so it's basically half way between IRC client and ball of mud < 1197414299 0 :faxathisia!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :writing in lisp sounds perfect :p < 1197414299 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wtf is this shit < 1197414326 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hashtables are easy to implement < 1197414440 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bsmntbombdood: yeah, < 1197414442 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but annoying < 1197414455 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :faxathisia: an extensible ball of mud! < 1197414455 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1197414475 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm going to be a good, lazy programmer and use ghashtable < 1197414526 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ghastly! < 1197414564 0 :faxathisia!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION cries about glib and wishes everyone would just implement everything from scratch
< 1197414596 0 :faxathisia!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION (could not build xchat the other day because of glib & some IDE not being friends)
< 1197414610 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i hate glib, indeed < 1197414611 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but hey < 1197414614 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it has good unicode string routines. < 1197414624 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that counts for something, right? < 1197414756 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, glib has nice event loops too < 1197414810 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok, let's see... < 1197414823 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1. all functions should be generics and everything objects, methinks... too much work otherwise < 1197415128 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm. < 1197415144 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :class = superclass+list of slots < 1197415154 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :object = class+hashtable of slot=>val < 1197415177 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(+ optional cdata as void *) < 1197415299 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... somehow I think I'm going to have to refactor out this interpreter sometime and expand it < 1197415734 0 :ELIZA849!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :IDIOT < 1197415744 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: FOO < 1197415744 0 :ELIZA849!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does that have anything to do with the fact that your word I are loud ? < 1197415757 0 :ELIZA849!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :FUBAR < 1197415766 0 :ELIZA849!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :FUBAR is what you are. < 1197415772 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: what? < 1197415772 0 :ELIZA849!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does that question interest you ? < 1197415781 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :eliza: yes or why would i have asked it < 1197415781 0 :ELIZA849!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You are sure. < 1197415785 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :eliza: no < 1197415785 0 :ELIZA849!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Are you saying no just to be negative? < 1197415787 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :eliza: no < 1197415788 0 :ELIZA849!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You are being a bit negative. < 1197415789 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :eliza: no < 1197415789 0 :ELIZA849!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why not ? < 1197415792 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :eliza: Why not < 1197415792 0 :ELIZA849!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What is it you really wanted to know ? < 1197415794 0 :GreaseMonkey!n=saru@219-89-41-90.dialup.xtra.co.nz JOIN :#esoteric < 1197415798 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Who wants a continuation-based webframework in Unlambda? < 1197415800 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :eliza: What is it you really wanted to know ? < 1197415800 0 :ELIZA849!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Are such questions much on your mind ? < 1197415809 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: Are such questions much on your mind ? < 1197415809 0 :ELIZA849!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Did you think they might not be such questions much on my mind ? < 1197415820 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: Did you think they might not be such questions much on my mind ? < 1197415821 0 :ELIZA849!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does that suggest anything else which belongs to you ? < 1197415834 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: Does that suggest anything else which belongs to you ? < 1197415834 0 :ELIZA849!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You're not really talking about me -- are you ? < 1197415843 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: You're not really talking about me -- are you ? < 1197415843 0 :ELIZA849!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What makes you think I am not really talking about you are I ? < 1197415861 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: You think I am not really talking about you are I ? < 1197415861 0 :ELIZA849!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does it please you to believe I am you ? < 1197415876 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :note "You Are I" is how you specify a location on the internet. < 1197415884 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: You think I am not really talking about URI's ? < 1197415884 0 :ELIZA849!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What are your feelings now ? < 1197415892 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: What are your feelings now ? < 1197415892 0 :ELIZA849!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What answer would please you most ? < 1197415954 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :struct ScmInterp { < 1197415954 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : GSList *stack; < 1197415954 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : GPtrArray *heap; < 1197415954 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :}; < 1197415956 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I must need more than that. < 1197416063 0 :faxathisia!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :mm.. struct Scheme { some type data; func ptr eval; func ptr apply; } < 1197416065 0 :faxathisia!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :should do ? :) < 1197416089 0 :ELIZA849!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!cat strict scum interns suck. < 1197416093 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :strict scum interns suck. < 1197416171 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: and EgoBot: Please explain. < 1197416171 0 :ELIZA849!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Lets discuss further why your mind . < 1197416186 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :alright, who mentioned their mind? < 1197416203 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: Eat me. < 1197416203 0 :ELIZA849!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I've just had breakfast. < 1197416220 0 :faxathisia!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf >+++++++[<++++++++++>-]<-.+++++++.---.>++++[<++++>-]<+.>+++++[<----->-]<.-------.>+++++[<----->-]<-.>+++++[<++++++++>-]<.>+++++[<+++++++++>-]<.-------------.>+++++[<-------->-]<-. < 1197416223 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: Huh? < 1197416223 0 :ELIZA849!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Please go on. < 1197416333 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: I am going to eat you. < 1197416333 0 :ELIZA849!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's fun to talk about oral sex, but I want to talk about something else. < 1197416347 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: Elgnaiza. < 1197416348 0 :ELIZA849!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What does that suggest to you ? < 1197416390 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: AZILE < 1197416390 0 :ELIZA849!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do you feel strongly about discussing such things ? < 1197416542 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :eliza: what's your name? < 1197416542 0 :ELIZA849!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I am not interested in names. < 1197416649 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Buy my iPod < 1197416681 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Only $49.99 with a -%100 discount if you say yes within the next 10 minutes! < 1197416713 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wow, only $99.98 after discount! What a deal! < 1197416932 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION waits 10 minutes then accepts
< 1197416933 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Get an even smaller discount if you use a credit card. < 1197416958 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: Blarghle zoopfiddledoos. < 1197416960 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :just need to steal one first < 1197416967 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: I HATE implementing call stacks. < 1197416981 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's usually pretty sucktacular. < 1197416992 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or rather, stack frames. < 1197417049 0 :faxathisia!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION wonders what's the difference between call stacks and a linked list..
< 1197417159 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :SPEND EVEN MORE BY CASH!!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAAH! < 1197417179 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :public static XMLTransformer megatron = new XMLTransformer("stuff.xml"); < 1197417189 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :egobot, you ok? < 1197417269 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Somebody thinks they're clever because they figured out how to make !cat work remotely. < 1197417323 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Namely, immibis. < 1197417335 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: Suprise suprise. < 1197417339 0 :ELIZA849!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, it was me. < 1197417360 0 :ehird`!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :faxathisia: It's a linked list of stack frames. :-) < 1197417475 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: fuck < 1197417475 0 :ELIZA849!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm not sure I understand you fully. < 1197417479 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: fuck < 1197417479 0 :ELIZA849!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Please go on. < 1197417485 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :allllright < 1197417490 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's what i call consent < 1197417515 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :o_O < 1197417529 0 :faxathisia!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1197417551 0 :immibis!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :try "can i fuck you" < 1197417561 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i already know the answer < 1197417583 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ELIZA: Can I fuck you? < 1197417583 0 :ELIZA849!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Stop it.