in a page or something < 1248285377 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or "viagra" < 1248285382 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :also it checks referers and blocks pages I think? < 1248285385 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe mod_security, it does things like that < 1248285403 0 :graue!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the referer checking is a mod_security thing done by my web host, i remember fighting with it way back. i'm not sure if i can override it or not < 1248285406 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but it just has a ton of false positives in my experience < 1248285412 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :graue: ahh. perhaps in .htaccess < 1248285417 0 :graue!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i did the blocking of for legit formatting or something but like, a lot of spam was doing that, so < 1248285598 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, we could just disable referers again < 1248285607 0 :graue!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :show me a page with viagra in the title < 1248285611 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :graue: eh, < 1248285619 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :graue: sure thing — < 1248285626 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :uhh, where was it < 1248285631 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :graue: user called User:Viagra_free_something.com or the like < 1248285637 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :was there for days before we figured out it was referers < 1248285652 0 :graue!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah < 1248285715 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So, incidentally, how does one download backups of the wiki? :P < 1248285725 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Telepathy! < 1248285742 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also anthropomorphization. < 1248285748 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You have to make the server into a person then steal its thoughts. < 1248285759 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-L: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Esolang:Wiki_preservation < 1248285762 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :from the front page, yo < 1248285798 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :graue: BTW, http://esolangs.org/wiki/ redirects to the voxelperfect url but other esolangs.org wiki addresses don't < 1248285801 0 :graue!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oops, it lists a link hosted on my computer which has not existed for years < 1248285808 0 :graue!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah that's just a quirk of apache < 1248285809 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : latest.sql.bz2 21-Jul-2009 15:25 < 1248285809 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://calamari.reverse-dns.net:980/esowiki/ < 1248285818 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :↑ Hooray if it hadn't worked? < 1248285825 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or was that backup a dud too < 1248285849 0 :graue!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :looks like he too is only keeping one < 1248285873 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://calamari.reverse-dns.net:980/esowiki/mirror.png < 1248285876 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :great artistic talent there < 1248285897 0 :graue!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :highly < 1248285898 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1248285916 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i like how mirrorness is represented by blurriness and redness < 1248285921 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :we all know that's what mirrors do to their images < 1248285923 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :When life gives you lemons ... make oranges? < 1248285933 0 :graue!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :limes, you mean. when life gives you limes < 1248285935 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Strangest oranges I've ever seen. Also, they're LIME. < 1248285943 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION hi5 graue *pedant buddies*
< 1248285945 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :When life gives you limes ... make grapefruit? < 1248285970 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :When life gives you limes, sell them for a profit. < 1248286100 0 :graue!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, time to crawl back into my hole < 1248286115 0 :graue!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :be in touch if anything else gets messed up, or just to say hi < 1248286116 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Alas, poor graue. I knew him … not so well. < 1248286120 0 :graue!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1248286129 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wonder if he knows he hasn't actually given us a way to be in touch. < 1248286137 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Well, we could check his website, I guess. :P) < 1248286271 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :OK, I'm now backing up nightly into an hg repo. < 1248286292 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So if such a situation arises again, I will not only have the latest, but a non-screwed up history :P < 1248286293 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You are a true pygmy. < 1248286396 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1.8K // this file has .2 of a byte. < 1248286530 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fun fact: This channel's logs total 68MB. < 1248286599 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I present to you a bar chart of this channel's activity over time: ▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▂▁▂▁▂▁▁▁▁▁▁▂▂▂▁▃▂▂▁▂▄▂▂▂▃▃▄▃▄▅▅▆▄▄▄▆█▆ < 1248286619 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The twitter version: < 1248286620 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▂▂▂▁▁▂▁▁▁▂▁▁▃▁▁▁▁▁▂▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▂▁▁▂▂▂▃▁▁▁▂▁▁▁▂▃▂▁▂▂▂▃▂▁▁▂▂▃▃▅▃▃▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▄▃▃▃▂▅▄▄▄▂▂▄▅▄▅▅▅▅▄▅▆▆▄▄▃▃▅▅▃▄▅▆▆▇█▆ < 1248286626 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hahahah, sweet. < 1248286636 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I did that earlier this year, but I had the logs locally. < 1248286637 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :This time? < 1248286641 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :% w3m -dump http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ | awk '{print $6}' | tail -n +22 | perl -ne 's/K/* 1024/; print int(eval($_) + .5), "\n"' | squish 140 | sparkline < 1248286653 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"sparkline"? 8-D < 1248286661 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yuhuh. < 1248286666 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :My ASCII homage to Tufte. < 1248286679 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Can has? < 1248286683 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"squish" just "Compresses M values into N values." < 1248286689 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-L: Sure. You can have both, because I'm so kind. < 1248286693 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's not quite "ASCII" though. < 1248286694 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :zomg < 1248286699 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: Shushest, thou. < 1248286706 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm, wait. < 1248286712 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :My count is off. < 1248286716 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It has the last line; "80 < 1248286717 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :" < 1248286719 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Port 80) < 1248286729 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION head -n -1 (I think)
< 1248286757 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :▁▁▁▁▁▁▂▂▂▁▁▂▂▂▂▃▃▂▄▄▆▆▅▇█ < 1248286758 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's more like it. < 1248286763 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▂▂▂▁▁▂▁▁▁▂▁▁▃▁▁▁▁▁▂▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▂▁▁▂▂▂▃▁▁▁▂▁▁▁▂▃▂▁▂▂▂▃▂▁▁▂▂▃▃▅▃▃▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▄▃▃▃▂▅▄▄▄▂▂▄▅▄▅▅▅▅▄▅▆▆▄▄▃▃▅▅▃▄▅▆▆▇█▆ < 1248286765 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Still a little dip. < 1248286773 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, we need to fix that! < 1248286784 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :BLA BLA BLA < 1248286795 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Forsooth, hereth I place mine words! < 1248286799 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-L: Two programs IN ONE PASTE: http://pastie.org/private/yq6r572x0ba5yykdprhq < 1248286819 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Note that the algorithm (if it can be called that) and chars for sparkline come from somebody's Ubiquity command somewhere. < 1248286824 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But mine's more unix. < 1248286830 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Python 3000 is written in Ruby" --Guido* *May not be an exact quote < 1248286830 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And it does both arguments and stdin! < 1248286833 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Squish is the same! < 1248286837 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: Uhh, what? < 1248286852 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yU9FjrR2Ig < 1248286853 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The exact quote is "Python 3000 is written in Python" :P < 1248286858 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(J/K) < 1248286867 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: I'm not watching that < 1248286872 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well I might < 1248286908 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: that "joke" isn't even given context < 1248286909 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or source < 1248286925 0 :coppro!n=coppro@unaffiliated/coppro JOIN :#esoteric < 1248286965 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://picoup.com/-sized chart: < 1248286967 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :▁▁▁▁▁▂▁▁▂▂▂▃▂▄▅▆▅▇ < 1248286990 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :your message is too long. remember, only 18 characters and 1 user reference. < 1248286991 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :>_< < 1248286997 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's counting 8-bit i think < 1248287000 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's pretty awesome. < 1248287040 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, I list the ubiquity script in the source < 1248287041 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Based on http://gist.github.com/46562" < 1248287059 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's rather more verbose < 1248287157 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wonder why Smalltalk has dots < 1248287160 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think you can use newlines instead < 1248287165 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but I guess that was too fuzzy for them < 1248287221 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because it's supposed to be vaguely like English, and that's how you end a sentence; < 1248287262 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-L: True. < 1248287276 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(I'm playing around with ideas for an Objective-C based Smalltalk because F-Script is kind of lame) < 1248287310 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, Objective-C is probably the sanest implementation language. < 1248287325 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: the point is using the environment < 1248287326 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So little work involved in getting the object model working. < 1248287327 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :same object model etc < 1248287352 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Basic thought process: Objective-C's cool, but most of the time you don't need the C parts, so why not just expand the brackets to cover the entire program? < 1248287357 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: Yeah; my point is that Objective-C's objects are a lot like Smalltalk's, so you don't need to fight the system. < 1248287362 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Right. < 1248287362 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;) < 1248287371 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oooh. < 1248287376 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :F-Script already exists but, as I said, is sorta lame. < 1248287382 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't know why, it just doesn't sit well with me. < 1248287388 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe I'm being unfair on it. < 1248287394 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And to think, I'm just thinking of some nice Tcl code generation for C. < 1248287401 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't think anyone actually writes apps in F-Script, though. < 1248287430 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :one of the nicest parts of objective-c is its way of doing addon methods < 1248287439 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://pastebin.ca/1503345 < 1248287441 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :iirc it's like [obj myAddonMethod] is basically myAddonMethod_objsClass(obj) < 1248287448 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm not sure if you can access instance vars < 1248287451 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't think so < 1248287457 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but it lets you just give a nicer name to helper stuff < 1248287474 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: Drop the exclamation marks. Seriously. < 1248287483 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Use [...]. < 1248287507 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: Also, you realise almost all of that can be done as regular functions, right? < 1248287523 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or macros. < 1248287548 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :also, < 1248287550 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :-signal "destroy" {gtk_main_quit();}!; < 1248287553 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : g_signal_connect (window, "destroy", < 1248287553 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : G_CALLBACK (gtk_main_quit), NULL); < 1248287560 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hope you got an optimizer for that, cuz that's not gonna scale as-is < 1248287567 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(to non-function-calls) < 1248287568 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :actually < 1248287571 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: that won't even work < 1248287575 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it'll do gtk_main_quit(NULL); < 1248287656 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... Use [...]. But I don't want to have to actually parse C for this! < 1248287658 0 :coppro!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wonder if it's possible to make a language where indentation-based block control can be optional < 1248287683 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: you already have to < 1248287683 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Trivial. < 1248287684 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"!foo!" < 1248287690 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :coppro: haskell < 1248287703 0 :coppro!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm... really? < 1248287716 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: No, no. I just have to watch for \!. < 1248287719 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes, coppro. < 1248287722 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: ewwww < 1248287726 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i hate it already < 1248287736 0 :coppro!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I can't remember exactly why, but I recall haskell not being exactly what I wanted < 1248287736 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You are a boilerplate lover. < 1248287769 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: no, I just think most of it can be done by functions and macros and your syntax sucks < 1248287798 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just Tcl scripts that evaluate to a string that gets inserted in. Wheee. < 1248287811 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok just ignore me then < 1248287818 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm. Actually, [...] might be a better syntax. < 1248287858 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Especially since in Tcl, [...] evaluates ... and inserts the resulting string in. < 1248287867 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh < 1248287896 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just need to do something to prevent it from evaluating array notation. < 1248287903 0 :BeholdMyGlory!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1248287916 0 :BeholdMyGlory!n=behold@d83-183-183-70.cust.tele2.se JOIN :#esoteric < 1248287975 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ABUDA < 1248287997 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also, that should totally be -signal "destroy" gtk_main_quit. < 1248288012 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1248288119 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Who wants to use C, anyway? < 1248288298 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol@someone on reddit claiming that stopping breathing is death even if you're resuscitated < 1248288305 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/93e4e/help_my_cat_is_sick_and_i_dont_know_what_to_do_im/c0bae9h < 1248288334 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... I know of no reasonable person who states that you die upon ceasing to breath. < 1248288366 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Quite. < 1248288371 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: *breathe < 1248288454 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hah. Yeah. < 1248288881 0 :GregorR-L!n=gregor@pal-163-095.itap.purdue.edu JOIN :#esoteric < 1248289089 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: [[He had no heart beat or respiration for about a minute. He was, as the doctors say, dead. They resuscitated him with a defibrillator and he lived...]] < 1248289093 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does anyone want to tell him what death is? < 1248289099 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't think he quite understands the concept. < 1248289323 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Clinical death != death. < 1248289357 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That being said, if he's revivable, that's a pretty sucky doctor who says "yeah, this guy's dead lol" < 1248289376 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-L: Guy = cat :-P < 1248289389 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/doctor/vet/ < 1248289414 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/vet/unicorn/ < 1248289465 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/unicorn/strong, friendly AI/ < 1248289471 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm. < 1248289475 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The unicorn is upgrading its brain. < 1248289476 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The vet is helping. < 1248290332 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Rick Rocket has just saved the universe! Unfortunately, the massive destruction he left in his wake has caused a temporal anomaly that has reversed the flow of time. The player must assume control of Rick’s spacecraft and fight through the epic space battle... in reverse! Retro/Grade is an innovative game that fuses the white knuckle thrills and over the top visuals of a shooter with the broad appeal of a rhythm game. Players are forced to dodge enemy < 1248290334 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : projectiles while positioning the ship to be in the correct place to fire their lasers when their shots come back to them. For more information, check out our FAQ." < 1248290337 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.retrogradegame.com/ < 1248290383 0 :GregorR-L_!n=gregor@pal-178-133.itap.purdue.edu JOIN :#esoteric < 1248290457 0 :jix!n=jix@dyndsl-095-033-105-175.ewe-ip-backbone.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1248290472 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION wants to see a quine in COBOL
< 1248290479 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :brb < 1248290493 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.tmdg.co.uk/programing/quine.cbl.php < 1248290509 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :NOT IN UPPERCASE < 1248290513 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://c2.com/cgi/wiki?QuineProgramInCobol then < 1248290519 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :THANK YOU < 1248290550 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Deewiant: from that guy's site: < 1248290551 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"My pet hate is the constant argument in alt.cobol about whether C or COBOL is the best language. I am open minded about this. I have written a few polygot programs that will compile both via the GNU C compiler and Micro Focus COBOL compilers." < 1248290554 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :A man of compromise! < 1248290558 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::-) < 1248290586 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.tmdg.co.uk/programing/quine.shell.php < 1248290592 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's a verbose way to write "cat $0" < 1248290609 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :#!/bin/sh < 1248290611 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :cat $0 < 1248290613 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1248290628 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Of course, I've got a much nicer quine. < 1248290630 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :#!/bin/cat < 1248290630 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also not Bourne shell compatible < 1248290639 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Uses $() < 1248290651 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm, that looks horribly unbalanced < 1248290657 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :) < 1248290658 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/)/))/ < 1248290659 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fixed. < 1248290660 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ahh < 1248290660 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Argh < 1248290661 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Shit < 1248290667 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now the whole WORLD is a syntax erro < 1248290667 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :r < 1248290671 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/)$// < 1248290672 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wait. < 1248290674 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fixed < 1248290679 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Deewiant: you can't change my lines! < 1248290683 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You just made yours unbalanced again < 1248290684 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1248290686 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :thus making mine balance it out < 1248290687 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No < 1248290687 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::-D < 1248290689 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes < 1248290690 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::-) < 1248290691 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :he < 1248290693 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*hee < 1248290705 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It doesn't matter which line got modified either time < 1248290705 0 :Gracenotes!n=person@wikipedia/Gracenotes JOIN :#esoteric < 1248290724 0 :GregorR-L_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Darn, if graue was still here we'd have a fistful o' Gr's. < 1248290748 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But unfortunately not dollars. < 1248290767 0 :GregorR-L_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And super-unfortunately not pounds or euros. < 1248290788 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But fortunately not ZW$s. < 1248290793 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Prounounced "Zimbabwe bucks") < 1248291186 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1248291360 0 :GregorR-L_!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :GregorR-L < 1248291369 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: GregorR-L: [[No, the VET who freakin TOLD me the CAT had DIED, did not attempt to issue a death certificate or officially call the time of death, but, then...he's a CAT and the LEGAL definition of death as it relates to humans DOES NOT REALLY MATTER in the casual conversational sense that I used it in...I'll use quotes next time and give you the vets number so you can argue medical semantics with HIM.]] < 1248291396 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Translation: "And if he says my kitty has DIED when he doesn't BREATHE for a few seconds after a BAD COUGH, then THAT'S OKAY BECAUSE IT'S CASUAL CONVERSATION FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FORRRRRRRRRR" < 1248291715 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: Dumbness. < 1248292133 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Who spells webmaster as "webmastr"? < 1248292140 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :A typoer. < 1248292144 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Typoist. < 1248292169 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's spelled that way in both the image containing the email address and the mailto link < 1248292178 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The person is an idiot. < 1248292209 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Which, come to think of it, is a bit strange, using an image when spammers can get the address from the mailto link anyway < 1248292221 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, btw, this is on the website for a college < 1248292230 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Idiot. < 1248292237 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's 8 chars < 1248292243 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Idiot College of Mississippi < 1248292246 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Deewiant: No, seriously, no. < 1248292248 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :May be a limitation/arbitrary choice < 1248292253 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, they're not using 8.3 files to store usernames. < 1248292254 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :NO. < 1248292261 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It doesn't have to be that < 1248292278 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It can be DECLARE @username AS VARCHAR(8) < 1248292281 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or whatever < 1248292285 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :>_< < 1248292294 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nobody's that idiotic … apart from the guy who'd spell it "webmastr". < 1248292300 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That isn't strictly speaking that stupid < 1248292301 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, there's another email address that is more then 8 characters < 1248292307 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If they're all internal usernames < 1248292314 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You won't need more than 8 chars < 1248292315 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :orientation@ < 1248292323 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, then it's just silly < 1248292327 0 :Deewiant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh well :-P < 1248292337 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What's the point of the image? < 1248292357 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I mean, besides being nicely inaccessible < 1248292358 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :idiocy < 1248292374 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :eh, they might pronounce the URL :-P < 1248292376 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Probably do < 1248292380 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or not < 1248292413 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 60 (Operation timed out) < 1248292417 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The image also contains the address of the college, and the phone number < 1248292424 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So much for blind students < 1248292441 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :are you going to this college? < 1248292442 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Don't. < 1248292444 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, I am < 1248292450 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, don't. :P < 1248292475 0 :GregorR-L!n=gregor@pal-163-095.itap.purdue.edu JOIN :#esoteric < 1248292510 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION likes being the best student in computer programming/information systems >.>
< 1248292527 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I am planning on transfering out at some point < 1248292534 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: But that implies a high probability of being better than your processor :-P < 1248292535 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1248292536 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :professor. < 1248292573 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, unfortunately, is not. < 1248292583 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also, they could be using AT&T Unix SysV R4 on their email servers. < 1248293365 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, I finally got the email from the college that I was supposed to receive, and was incessintly trying to call them about < 1248294003 0 :MigoMipo!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"QuitIRCServerException: MigoMipo disconnected from IRC Server" < 1248294076 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :failcaptcha: < 1248294080 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :faxzero.com < 1248294113 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Eh, it's a little bit better than no CAPCHA maybe? < 1248294168 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the best captcha is

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< 1248294171 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and check it's empty < 1248294178 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :works every time < 1248294185 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, unless that starts catching on < 1248294204 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: it's been researched; spambots only look at foo@bar.com email addresses < 1248294208 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :because that's enough < 1248294209 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :seriously < 1248294214 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so < 1248294219 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no, i doubt that's likely < 1248294228 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: and some forms require email < 1248294229 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you can't tell < 1248294236 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :they'll just go back to the ol' "get people to fill it in manually" < 1248294240 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :which is more or less impossible to stop < 1248294246 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so... this is the best way < 1248294274 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'd imagine that faxzero in particular might be targetted < 1248294284 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :whatever < 1248294285 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i doubt it < 1248294291 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So it can't just rely on a captcha that only works because no one's targetting it < 1248294298 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :uh dude < 1248294302 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's what all captchas rely on < 1248294304 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :o dpm < 1248294307 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*i don'th < 1248294308 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*don't < 1248294312 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :think there's an existing captcha < 1248294313 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that is both < 1248294318 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(a) doable by humans < 1248294323 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(b) has been given effort and yet < 1248294326 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(c) has not been broken < 1248294399 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So recaptcha hasn't been given enough effort yet? Seems like it would be the best thing for spammers to target, imo < 1248294422 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(a) people may be working on it (b) you don't know if it's been broken < 1248294453 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: nowadays they pay indian guys to fill out captchas all day long < 1248294454 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :google t < 1248294454 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it < 1248294457 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nothing can stop that < 1248294542 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bye for now all < 1248294701 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`google pay indian guys to fill out capchas all day long < 1248294702 0 :HackEgo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There are a lot that I can't make out at all. The other day I tried an ..... Once you've got a few characters you can then reference a dictionary to fill in the ones you can't recognise. ..... The bottom line is, as long as people are willing to pay, ..... So that is where the cheap hired Indian labor comes in. ... < 1248294740 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1248294898 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://bothole.appspot.com/ is interesting < 1248294908 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Takes too much thought though :P < 1248294911 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :20:31 GregorR-L: `google pay indian guys to fill out capchas all day long < 1248294911 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :20:31 HackEgo: There are a lot that I can't make out at all. The other day I tried an ..... Once you've got a few characters you can then reference a dictionary to fill in the ones you can't recognise. ..... The bottom line is, as long as people are willing to pay, ..... So that is where the cheap hired Indian labor comes in. ... < 1248294915 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That doesn't look like, uh < 1248294918 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :google results. < 1248294948 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The result text was too long so the URL didn't show :( < 1248294990 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I just had two failed attempts in getting one, wtf. < 1248295086 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41%2B3Uu8q-HL._AA280_.jpg <-- it just gave me this image. One word: "wtf?" < 1248295120 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :haha what < 1248295125 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-L: did you put in "wtf" < 1248295134 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes. It did not accept that response :P < 1248295136 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/315nB%2B1gFsL._SL500_AA280_.jpg ← um… < 1248295148 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"pogo stick" put me on to a new one < 1248295151 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so i guess that's godo or something < 1248295158 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"phallic" < 1248295169 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/5157B9GSPWL._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-sticker-arrow-click,TopRight,35,-76_AA240_SH20_OU01_.jpg ← apparently this isn't "poverty" < 1248295180 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hahaha < 1248295187 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://images.cafepress.com/product/183032245_240x240_Front.jpg ← not a proud marine mom < 1248295203 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://images.cafepress.com/product/33891001_240x240_Front.jpg ← methinks it repeats too much < 1248295214 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Man, I'm on a roll! < 1248295296 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also, "bothole" just sounds so wrong :P < 1248295309 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :whats the S combinator again?? < 1248295315 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :augur: google it < 1248295322 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sxyz = xz(yz)? < 1248295330 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1248295335 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wow. < 1248295337 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :then < 1248295346 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-L: http://images.cafepress.com/product/90311100_240x240_Front.jpg ← tshirt... briefs... thing... evil mutant chimera item of clothing < 1248295349 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that operator plays a hugely important part in natural language syntax < 1248295360 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :>_< It didn't accept "sock" for a sock < 1248295362 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :augur: :-D < 1248295388 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :there are constructions like "file without reading", as in "the article which I filed without reading" < 1248295402 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and in order to explain that construction, you need something equivalent to S < 1248295432 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ha < 1248295441 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :augur: s/file/filed/ yes < 1248295442 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :? < 1248295455 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the tense in these cases is irrelevant < 1248295461 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the important part is the syntactic types < 1248295498 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :file : NP -> VP; reading : NP -> VP; without : VP -> VP -> VP < 1248295511 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :augur: those types seem ... simplistic < 1248295517 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but what do NP and VP stand for < 1248295524 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :noun phrase, verb phrase < 1248295542 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :without reading : NP -> VP -> VP, by function composition: reading.without < 1248295565 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :er.. without.reading < 1248295566 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :x3 < 1248295578 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :augur: S is also liftM2 id. ... For all the monads, not just functions. >:D < 1248295580 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and then to get file to join with without.reading < 1248295583 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you need < 1248295592 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :augur: reading returns a verb? < 1248295594 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm i guess so < 1248295598 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :reading NOUN < 1248295602 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :just tense stuff < 1248295603 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, reading returns a verb phrase < 1248295608 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yuh < 1248295610 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :reading itself is a verb < 1248295619 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and then to get file-without-reading < 1248295639 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you need to S together file, and reading < 1248295643 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well < 1248295646 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :file, and without.reading < 1248295664 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :S(file)(without.reading) : NP -> VP < 1248295669 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :augur: so linguistics is point free then :P < 1248295681 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :to an extent < 1248295713 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :file-without-reading is NP->VP, and we can combine that with a bunch of other stuff to get which-i-will-file-without-reading : N\N < 1248295717 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :er.. N -> N < 1248295724 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :is there like a branch of linguistics handling how to parse horribly broken language :P < 1248295729 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and then apply that to "articles" to get N < 1248295736 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: no. < 1248295743 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well tha's silly. < 1248295760 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Spam subject line: "Pump in your lady stronger obstructionist retailer" < 1248295772 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Spamusement! < 1248295785 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I put in the suggestion bin :P < 1248295790 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But nobody listens to my suggestions :( < 1248295799 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I haven't drawn one in a while ... this one is too wtf for me to draw anyway. < 1248295802 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-L: Note that the last Spamusement comic is from June 2007. < 1248295808 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And the one before that October 2006. < 1248295817 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: Go to the forums and be enlightened. < 1248295824 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :o < 1248295826 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :is there like < 1248295827 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :moar < 1248295838 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: you might want to read this book on CCG < 1248295840 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :its like < 1248295842 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :like by other people or whatever < 1248295844 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :SKI for language. < 1248295846 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not by the original author, no, but there are a lot of ultra-hilarious others. < 1248295852 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, more Birds for language < 1248295852 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but < 1248295869 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fun fact: I knew of Spamusement and Steven Frank-as-mac-developer independently but did not correlate. < 1248295872 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :NEXT TIME ON FUN FACTS: < 1248295874 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I am a Walrus. < 1248295878 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :DUN DUN DUN JINGLE < 1248295887 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :kookoo kachoo kakookoo ka choooooo < 1248295898 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i love that song < 1248295904 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :augur: Goo goo g'joob. < 1248295910 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :shut your face < 1248295911 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : < 1248295925 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Goo goo blow job. < 1248296068 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :afk making pizza dough :o < 1248296086 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Making pizza; D'oh. < 1248296630 0 :GregorR-L!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1248297642 0 :augur_!n=augur@c-71-196-114-50.hsd1.fl.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1248297642 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1248297900 0 :augur_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1248297910 0 :augur!n=augur@c-71-196-114-50.hsd1.fl.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1248298624 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :guys < 1248298627 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i have a hypothesis < 1248298651 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :cool < 1248298674 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have an implementation of hq9+ in Haskell, because I was really freaking bored. < 1248298684 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the fundamental laws of the universe are the way they are because they are possible within a system that has no notion of "simultaneous" < 1248298753 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the only time-related notions that we /know/ the universe has is causal connections < 1248298772 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :if one event caused another event, then the causing event preceded the caused event < 1248298785 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but if two events are mutually causally exclusive, they have no time ordering < 1248298795 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :neither happened before or after or at the same time as the other < 1248298811 0 :Pthing!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :deep < 1248298821 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so my conjecture is that the universe is built around trying to work within this system < 1248298863 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :causality is suspect :) < 1248298866 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have no idea if that conjecture has any useful conclusions. < 1248298877 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION slaps ehird.
< 1248298877 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: the conclusion im drawing from it is < 1248298881 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If that hurt, causality is not suspect. < 1248298909 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The universe is designed to run multithreaded in a completely safe fashion. < 1248298910 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : HURR SUBJECTIVE EXPERIENCE AND INTUITIVE NOTIONS APPLY TO THE FUNDAMENTAL LAWS OF THE UNIVERSE < 1248298931 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1248299694 0 :ais523!n=ais523@92-236-187-64.cable.ubr08.king.blueyonder.co.uk JOIN :#esoteric < 1248299809 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wow, thedailywtf.com just linked to esolang < 1248299829 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Programming-Praxis-Russian-Peasant-Multiplication.aspx < 1248299840 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :augur: Clearly. After all, data only propogates one lightsecond per lightsecond; that makes for some highly data-parallel computing. < 1248299861 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :one lightsecond per second, you mean? :P < 1248299867 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Erm. Yes. < 1248299878 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: that's fucking stupid < 1248299878 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"There is no language restriction, though anything on the esoteric language list will probably be ignored." < 1248299884 0 :bsmntbombdood_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lightsecond/second = light < 1248299884 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"DO THIS STUPID TASK FOR NO REASON" < 1248299887 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :information propogates very fast, yes. < 1248299889 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"BUT MAKE SURE IT'S NOT A QUEEEEEEEEEEESTION" < 1248299891 0 :bsmntbombdood_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :data travels at 1 light < 1248299892 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bsmntbombdood_: Point. < 1248299894 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :er < 1248299901 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/QUE+STION/CHAAAAAAAALLENGE/ < 1248299912 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :god i hate tdwtf < 1248299917 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :augur: No, light is pretty damned slow. < 1248299917 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bsmntbombdood_: in general parlance, "light" is shorthand for multiple-of-c < 1248299929 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :augur: erm no < 1248299932 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i always hear "3 lightspeed" < 1248299933 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :etc < 1248299940 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird, yes, but you also hear light. < 1248299947 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no, you hear sound < 1248299947 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Light is neither fast nor slow, it is the reference speed :P < 1248299947 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :as in, we're travelling at five kilolight < 1248299947 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :not light < 1248299954 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: it's the fastest speed < 1248299966 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fine, fine. < 1248299977 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: Nothing in relativity prevents tachyons from existing, it just prevents them from having any effect on us whatsoever. < 1248299981 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Data travels at 1L/T. < 1248299988 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :if its the fastest speed, surely C must then be the time-between-computations on the parallel computer that runs the universe! < 1248299991 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Planck units FTW) < 1248299996 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: All backwards tachyons can be "reimagined" as forwards ones, no? < 1248300003 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: actually tachyons DO exist < 1248300008 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So it's only going at the speed of light for some sort of definition of that. < 1248300009 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :if they existed, they would move backwards in time < 1248300016 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :augur: uh, there's no proof they exist or don't. < 1248300024 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :augur is a tachyonic being. < 1248300029 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but if they moved backwards in time, then they would move backwards from OUR perspective < 1248300032 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :me too, GregorR! < 1248300035 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :as they moved forwards in their perspective < 1248300053 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and they would have time-reversed properties like charge < 1248300064 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :antimatter is just matter moving at super-light speeds < 1248300075 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1248300077 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1248300082 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :augur: your theories are, how shall we put this < 1248300082 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::o < 1248300084 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :unsupported by evidence < 1248300099 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :actually, ehird, im merely making random connections between antimatter and tachyons < 1248300103 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't think I've ever laughed more at the phrase "unsupported by evidence" :P < 1248300109 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :its common in physics to view antimatter as normal matter moving backwards in time < 1248300119 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: That "challenge" is really stupid. < 1248300125 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: :P < 1248300132 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: agreed < 1248300135 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The C++ *template* implementation is a one-liner. < 1248300136 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :im sure if slereah were here he'd back me up on this < 1248300140 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but it may drive a bit more challenge to esolang < 1248300144 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*a bit more traffic < 1248300154 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :augur: plz provide a sourcey source. < 1248300157 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sauce. < 1248300163 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have never heard of antimatter being viewed as time-reversed matter, especially since that makes no sense w.r.t. causality, entropy, ... < 1248300175 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :gregorr: but it does! :o < 1248300177 0 :Pthing!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i have, in like < 1248300183 0 :Pthing!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the specific place < 1248300186 0 :Pthing!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :of feynman diagrams < 1248300190 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :templatestruct r{static const int s=b?r::s+b%2*c:0;}; < 1248300198 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah. its feynman diagram things. < 1248300200 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think. < 1248300260 0 :Pthing!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :which is like all i know and i don't know to what degree it's rigorous < 1248300261 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :from wiki: "Each line of a diagram represents a particle propagating either backward or forward in time. This technique is the most widespread method of computing amplitudes in quantum field theory today." < 1248300268 0 :Pthing!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :because the point of feynman diagrams is they're not rigorous < 1248300277 0 :Pthing!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :they're a tool for doing the rigorous QED which is hard < 1248300288 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pthing: they're conventionalized ways of computing perturbations for QED < 1248300298 0 :Pthing!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes right < 1248300319 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok so according to wiki < 1248300339 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :an antiparticle can be gotten from a positive particle from "applying the charge conjugation (C), parity (P), and time reversal (T) operators" < 1248300341 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :At the quantum level, lots of things can be viewed meaningfully in a time-reversed frame. And yet, antimatter eggs no more unscramble themselves than matter eggs. < 1248300373 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :gregorr: real eggs unscramble themselves all the time! < 1248300402 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the thing about entropy is that its a statistical law, atleast at the scales we normally talk about < 1248300403 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I see augur films eggs being scrambled and puts the film in a projector backwards. < 1248300406 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :All the time. < 1248300419 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :augur: Yes. And? < 1248300427 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION eats some delicious antimatter eggs.
< 1248300436 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION 's mouth is annihilated in a fierce explosion.
< 1248300449 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :OH SHI... < 1248300457 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and saying that normal eggs dont unscramble themselves is not entirely correct, because its only incredibly statistically unlikely, not impossible. < 1248300473 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION has a spontaneous existential failure, like everyone else on the hemisphere
< 1248300501 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: you know, i'm fairly sure those antimatter eggs exploded as soon as they came across their good ol' friend "air" < 1248300522 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: He lives in a vacuum. < 1248300529 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: they might explode, but maybe not < 1248300546 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :augur: shut up, you're not a physicist, you're a bullshittist :) < 1248300556 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the surface area of the egg exposes only a small amount of the mass of the egg < 1248300595 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :huh, canvas has been around since 2004 < 1248300633 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :its possible that the surface annihilation would create enough radiation that the air around the egg gets blasted away in a minor explosion leaving a vacuum < 1248300633 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :augur: who cares? there are enough molecules on the surface to cause a massive explosion as-is < 1248300642 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :before, ofcourse, collapsing back in and starting it again. < 1248300660 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: but is there? its hard to know how much will actually react < 1248300686 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :how much does a one-atom-thick eggshell of carbon weigh? a gram? probably not even remotely close. < 1248300701 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :essentially its graphene with the same area as the eggs surface < 1248300711 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i doubt itd weigh much more than a few micrograms < 1248300729 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :22:11 augur: how much does a one-atom-thick eggshell of carbon weigh? a gram? probably not even remotely close. < 1248300739 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :...serious? < 1248300739 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the explosion might destroy a town, but probably not a hemisphere < 1248300743 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: serious. < 1248300745 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i mean are you serious < 1248300750 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :like are you SERIOUS < 1248300756 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :do you have calculations for the mass of the graphene, ehird? < 1248300762 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no :P < 1248300767 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well ok then! < 1248300770 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :we can find out tho < 1248300789 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird: The amount of explosion from contact with air is proportional to the surface mass of the egg. ;) < 1248300800 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(surface mass. :D) < 1248300829 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :interesting! < 1248300832 0 :Pthing!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but < 1248300834 0 :Pthing!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :all this energy < 1248300836 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :graphene is very light < 1248300839 0 :Pthing!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :somehow doesn't break the egg < 1248300843 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :>1g/cm^3 < 1248300844 0 :Pthing!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :doesn't vaporise the egg < 1248300850 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pthing: it would compress it more likely < 1248300856 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :given that its radial, or roughly so < 1248300872 0 :Pthing!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :break it < 1248300874 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what you'd really want is to deposit matter into the CENTER of the egg < 1248300887 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :which would cause the egg to explode outwards into tiny pieces < 1248300900 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :which would create more massive secondary explosions due to increased surface area < 1248300927 0 :coppro!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1248300981 0 :coppro!n=coppro@unaffiliated/coppro JOIN :#esoteric < 1248301067 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :augur: The simplest way to do this involves acceleration of either the egg or the antimatter. < 1248301072 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, wait. Antiegg. < 1248301077 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Acceleration of matter. < 1248301086 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Like, say, a rock. < 1248301121 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lets say a perfectly spherical Ideal Cow < 1248301153 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok so graphene layers are apparently 0.34nm thick. at lets say 2 g cm^-3 density, that makes it (2 g cm^-3)*(3.4e-8 cm^3) = 6.8e-8 g of antiegg < 1248301242 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :according to http://www.edwardmuller.com/right17.htm < 1248301251 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that should be an explosion of < 1248301278 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2.92128 kilograms of dynamite < 1248301300 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or maybe thats 2.92128 pounds of dynamit. either way! < 1248301379 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :infact, the site there says a whole pound of antimatter would only release 19.5 megatons of energy < 1248301398 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :meaning the egg wouldnt even destroy the whole STATE gregorr is in nevermind the whole hemisphere < 1248301430 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not even the whole state! < 1248301445 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or whatever gregor is in :p < 1248301454 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i dont know where he is, im assuming hes in The Average American State < 1248301489 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :a perfectly circular fictional state with an area equal to precisely the average of all american states xp < 1248301557 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :see, this is what you get for talking fictional explosions with someone who routinely discussed the merits of the Star Trek vs Star Wars debate < 1248301582 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or its broader incarnation, the X vs Y debate for some X, Y in scifi. < 1248301585 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :dude, you think antimatter is going back in time. < 1248301600 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well it is! its time reversed, charge-reverse normal matter < 1248301606 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :this is the standard quantum mechanical interpretation < 1248301607 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :-_- < 1248301620 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :theres no distinction between time reversed charge reversed positive matter, and antimatter < 1248301694 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :antimatter as time-reversed positive matter doesnt create paradoxes < 1248301702 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so theres no reason not to think of it that way < 1248301797 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :after all, time itself is generally treated as just another dimension, presumably one which obeys certain laws of how the things that extend through it can relate to one another structurally, but other than that < 1248302052 0 :Pthing!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so uh < 1248302057 0 :Pthing!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :3 kilos of dynamite < 1248302061 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40534000/jpg/_40534689_toastie-afp203.jpg ← This was sold for $28,000. < 1248302062 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :kilograms. < 1248302065 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Guess why without googling. < 1248302066 0 :Pthing!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :not going to crush/vaporise an egg? < 1248302072 0 :Pthing!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :just, how did you put it < 1248302074 0 :Pthing!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :compress it slightly < 1248302076 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pthing: well itll definitely destroy it < 1248302082 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :itll mostly compress it < 1248302090 0 :Pthing!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :where by compress < 1248302092 0 :Pthing!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you mean crush < 1248302094 0 :Pthing!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :break < 1248302097 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but mostly compress < 1248302098 0 :Pthing!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :partially vaporise < 1248302101 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No? < 1248302103 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'll tell you. < 1248302104 0 :Pthing!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :definitely splatter everywhere < 1248302108 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It apparently has the Virgin Mary on it. < 1248302110 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Can you see Mary? < 1248302114 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I can't. < 1248302120 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but remember, pthing, its happing radially, outside the egg < 1248302140 0 :Pthing!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i still don't see how this stops fragments and blobs of antimatter reacting < 1248302160 0 :Pthing!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :there's enough activation energy there to make it go off like a cluster bomb < 1248302199 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it doesnt, it just prevents it from happening RIGHT away by compressive the egg while the air around it is blown away in the initial explosion < 1248302214 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :when the egg rebounds from the compression, and the air rebounds in, itll go even bigger < 1248302214 0 :Pthing!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so what, it goes back in a second < 1248302229 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sure! < 1248302230 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :probably less < 1248302236 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :more like a millisecond < 1248302236 0 :Pthing!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :then big fucking deal < 1248302262 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :its just a point of fact! < 1248302443 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1248302553 0 :augur!n=augur@c-71-196-114-50.hsd1.fl.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1248302563 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :D: < 1248302588 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hey. < 1248302906 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hey < 1248303017 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hey! < 1248304685 0 :Pthing!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1248305047 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hey < 1248305055 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hey? < 1248305058 0 :fungebob!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"ChatZilla 0.9.85 [Firefox 3.0.11/2009060215]" < 1248305175 0 :ais523!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pong < 1248305516 0 :augur!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :antiaugur < 1248305517 0 :antiaugur!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ping < 1248305522 0 :antiaugur!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :augur < 1248306472 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I want some Yu Wan Mei Miscellaneous Tasty Paste :( < 1248306557 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I want the Yu Wan Mei Device. < 1248306563 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It has been completed and is now available for sale . < 1248306568 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/ \././ < 1248306715 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :LOL < 1248306717 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: http://pastebin.com/m1d114cb0 < 1248306722 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The feature list of the Yu Wan Mei Device! < 1248306778 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wow < 1248306791 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: The guy who bought it (for $4,300) by mistake got a feature list < 1248306793 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So it's definitely real < 1248306793 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/92u42/the_onion_sells_out_to_china/c0b9qw7 < 1248306802 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It requires a lot of batteries. < 1248306847 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :LOL < 1248306864 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I hope he doesn't cancel it, I want to see what they do :-) < 1248306891 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Red blinking lights, randomly accompanied by loud siren noise" < 1248306893 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sweet! < 1248306897 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I know right! < 1248306904 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It also has an antenna. < 1248306917 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Presumably, it listens and logs all information received from it in an inaccessible part of memory. < 1248306918 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And a heat generator! < 1248306921 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And does not act on it. < 1248306931 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: The edges might be sharper than the Palm Pre. < 1248306932 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :OH SNAP < 1248306938 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(http://gizmodo.com/5279413/palm-pre-cuts-the-cheese) < 1248307020 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.yuwanmei.com/img/yuwanmei_broiled_shark_gums_large.jpg ← I wonder what gums taste like. < 1248307078 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That is quite the assortment of batteries :P < 1248307084 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes. < 1248307099 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Can you get AAAA batteries? < 1248307103 0 :ehird!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AAAAA? < 1248307125 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not to my knowledge. There are batteries that are half the size of a AAA, but they're not called AAAA (they're half the height, otherwise they're the same)