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00:00:06 <pikhq_> It's a complete accident that this is so, in fact.
00:00:07 <oerjan> maedhros777: btw possibly the simplest TC model on the wiki is BCT, it's almost ridiculously simple
00:00:34 <AnMaster> pikhq_, saying it is "equivalent to the lambda calculus" would also mean it is equivalent to bf
00:00:39 <AnMaster> well wait
00:00:41 <AnMaster> no byte IO
00:00:42 <AnMaster> so no
00:00:48 <oerjan> if you find brainfuck too hard to implement, that's a good alternative candidate
00:00:48 <AnMaster> but equivalent to P''
00:00:49 <AnMaster> at least
00:00:56 <oerjan> also combinatory logic
00:01:06 <pikhq_> AnMaster: It's equivalent to the lambda calculus with a trivial isomorphism.
00:01:16 <AnMaster> oerjan, what about the 2,3 thingy ais523 proved TC by using BCT?
00:01:25 <AnMaster> isn't it very simple too?
00:01:33 <AnMaster> pikhq_, ah
00:01:49 <oerjan> AnMaster: yes but that has the _extremely_ thorny issue of infinite setup and no halting concept
00:01:49 <AnMaster> pikhq_, what makes an isomorphism trivial btw?
00:01:59 <pikhq_> AnMaster: About on par with sed.
00:02:02 <oerjan> which makes it very hard to use for esolangs, i think
00:02:04 <pikhq_> Oh, wait.
00:02:08 <ais523> AnMaster: BCT is simpler
00:02:08 <pikhq_> Sed is TC. Never mind.
00:02:09 <pikhq_> :P
00:02:10 <ais523> that's why I used it
00:02:14 <ais523> well, cyclic tag in general
00:02:17 <ais523> BCT's just a notation for it
00:02:24 <pikhq_> AnMaster: A bunch of s/// statements manage the compilation.
00:02:41 <AnMaster> pikhq_, as the general intelligence increase (but not IQ!), wouldn't the level of "trivial" change?
00:02:58 <pikhq_> That's not what trivial means. :)
00:02:59 <AnMaster> say, 20 million years from now
00:03:07 <AnMaster> other things would be considered trivial
00:03:25 <oerjan> pikhq_: /// statements are TC too ;D
00:03:40 <pikhq_> oerjan: *Gah* string rewriting. Right.
00:03:45 <AnMaster> oerjan, not sed s/// I think
00:03:48 <AnMaster> since it isn't recursive
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00:03:50 <AnMaster> like /// is
00:03:59 <oerjan> possibly
00:04:11 <AnMaster> oerjan, didn't you prove /// TC using BCT?
00:04:16 <oerjan> AnMaster: yes
00:04:23 <AnMaster> oerjan, also, how was BCT proved TC?
00:04:29 <pikhq_> Hmm. String rewriting makes it so that Tcl is Turing-complete even without any commands defined.
00:04:32 <pikhq_> How amusing.
00:04:40 <oerjan> AnMaster: i don't recall
00:04:42 <AnMaster> pikhq_, really? heh
00:05:25 <AnMaster> pikhq_, write a formal proof of it
00:05:31 <pikhq_> Never!
00:05:35 <AnMaster> ais523, is INTERCAL TC?
00:05:37 <AnMaster> pikhq_, oh?
00:05:49 <pikhq_> I don't want to wrangle the dodecalogue into TC-ness. :(
00:05:54 <ais523> AnMaster: easily
00:05:56 <AnMaster> pikhq_, the what?
00:06:02 <AnMaster> ais523, doesn't it have limited state?
00:06:10 <pikhq_> The 12 rules that describe all of Tcl's syntax and semantics.
00:06:13 <ais523> no, it has loads of unbounded stack
00:06:15 <ais523> *stacks
00:06:18 <ais523> and you only need 2
00:06:19 <AnMaster> pikhq_, meh
00:06:25 <pikhq_> (aside from the normally-provided commands)
00:06:34 <oerjan> AnMaster: each variable has a RESTORE [iirc] stack
00:06:34 <AnMaster> ais523, ah, but what about INTERCAL-72?
00:06:56 <ais523> even INTERCAL-72
00:06:59 <ais523> oerjan: you mean STASH stack
00:06:59 <AnMaster> ah I see
00:07:05 <oerjan> ais523: right
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00:07:12 <ais523> STASH/RETRIEVE
00:07:16 <ais523> normally just called "a stash"
00:07:31 <AnMaster> ais523, btw alise wrote what was probably a J/INTERCAL polygot recently
00:07:48 <ais523> wow, what a random language combo
00:07:52 <AnMaster> ais523, should check logs to see if it works from the intercal side
00:08:09 <AnMaster> ais523, no it wasn't. It was that J comments are: NB.
00:08:16 <AnMaster> that is NB period, not just NB
00:08:20 <ais523> I mean, thinking of that combo
00:08:31 <AnMaster> ais523, and I commented on "DO NOT NOTA BENE" or such
00:08:32 <ais523> you'd have to start DO or PLEASE to stop the INTERCAL erroring out immediately, though
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00:08:36 <AnMaster> and one thing led to another
00:09:02 <ais523> ah
00:09:08 <AnMaster> ais523, yes the first line defines DO NOT to be a NOP from the J side iirc
00:09:29 <AnMaster> ais523, and then you basically do: DO NOT NB. PLEASE intercal code
00:09:38 <AnMaster> ais523, or similar
00:10:03 * oerjan kept nagging about NB. PLEASE intercal DO NOT being simpler
00:10:11 <AnMaster> ais523, and DO NOT <real j code> NB. PLEASE ... of course
00:10:12 * pikhq_ wishes you could just do "DO NOT PLEASE" and screw up the politeness
00:10:32 <AnMaster> oerjan, but that doesn't work?
00:10:46 <oerjan> AnMaster: it should
00:10:57 <AnMaster> oerjan, how is NB. hidden from INTERCAL?
00:10:59 <oerjan> but somehow alise thought it ugly
00:11:13 <oerjan> AnMaster: by the DO NOT at the end of the previous line
00:11:14 <ais523> AnMaster: by the DO NOT on the previous line
00:11:31 <AnMaster> ah
00:11:32 <AnMaster> right
00:11:39 <AnMaster> oerjan, doesn't work for first line though
00:12:09 <oerjan> AnMaster: indeed but it starts DO NOT anyway, so it just needs to be a J almost-nop
00:12:26 <AnMaster> right
00:12:41 <AnMaster> also mouse pointer went spare for a bit
00:12:59 <AnMaster> shuddering in a circle of about 10 pixels
00:13:24 <oerjan> AnMaster: probably an LHC black hole passing by
00:13:34 <AnMaster> oerjan, XD
00:13:45 <AnMaster> oerjan, it happened a few times before LHC anyway
00:13:58 <AnMaster> but yeah time travel involved clearly
00:14:12 <maedhros777> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P_prime_prime
00:14:15 <AnMaster> oerjan, anyway, I think it is due to some resolution issue on the surface
00:14:16 <maedhros777> How does r ≡ λR work?
00:14:20 <oerjan> sure, everyone knows the LHC particles time travel
00:14:28 <maedhros777> In relation to BF
00:15:00 <AnMaster> eh?
00:15:07 <maedhros777> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P_prime_prime#Relation_to_other_programming_languages
00:15:28 <AnMaster> hm
00:16:08 <maedhros777> Wouldn't that just set the tape cell to the cell at its right?
00:16:31 <AnMaster> I don't know P'', so couldn't say
00:16:44 <oerjan> maedhros777: r is equivalent to +
00:16:59 <AnMaster> "# R means move the tape-head rightward one cell (if any).
00:16:59 <AnMaster> # λ means replace the current symbol ai by ai+1 (taking an+1 = a0), and then move the tape-head leftward one cell."
00:17:11 <maedhros777> But how would it work?
00:17:24 <AnMaster> maedhros777, that looks like it does >+<
00:17:30 <maedhros777> Yeah
00:17:34 <maedhros777> That's what I thought
00:17:41 <maedhros777> Oh :)
00:17:43 <AnMaster> maedhros777, so do <>+<
00:17:43 <oerjan> no, +<>
00:17:48 <AnMaster> oerjan, oh right
00:18:16 <AnMaster> oerjan, hm so bf is an optimisation kind of XD
00:18:33 <AnMaster> I could never have thought bf was optimised compared to anything
00:19:04 <maedhros777> Wouldn't it be >[-<+>]> or something?
00:19:14 <maedhros777> Disregarding that the next cell would become 0
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00:19:39 <AnMaster> hm?
00:19:40 <oerjan> maedhros777: huh?
00:19:43 <AnMaster> maedhros777, no oerjan is right
00:20:03 <maedhros777> Wait...is ai+1 to the right or left?
00:20:19 <oerjan> maedhros777: it's the _value_ not the position
00:20:20 <AnMaster> maedhros777, no ai + is current value incremented
00:20:32 <AnMaster> s/+ //
00:21:01 <AnMaster> s/incremented//
00:21:03 <maedhros777> oerjan: But then you're just copying the value of the cell to the right to the current value, right?
00:21:11 <AnMaster> maedhros777, nop, to same
00:21:21 <maedhros777> ?
00:21:23 <oerjan> maedhros777: no, it's an increment at the current spot
00:21:29 <maedhros777> OHH
00:21:32 <maedhros777> I get it now :)
00:21:34 <AnMaster> maedhros777, to move is *after*
00:21:36 <AnMaster> the*
00:22:01 <maedhros777> Why is it ai+1 instead of (ai) + 1?
00:22:01 <AnMaster> yes it is a stupid instruction set in part :)
00:22:16 <AnMaster> maedhros777, why would you need to put out () there?
00:22:26 <coppro> because multiplication binds tighter than addition?
00:22:31 <oerjan> maedhros777: for some reason the symbols are called a_i rather than simply the number i
00:22:31 <maedhros777> Because isn't ai+1 the next cell?
00:23:20 <maedhros777> That's a weird notation
00:23:22 <oerjan> a_0 corresponds to the BF cell value 0, and says nothing about where it is
00:23:34 <AnMaster> oerjan, wait it is a_{i+1} as written on wikipedia
00:23:39 <AnMaster> which is somewhat strange
00:24:12 <oerjan> maedhros777: i suppose it's to make it mathematically general by not saying _what_ symbols you use, just their order
00:24:24 <maedhros777> Ok
00:24:26 <AnMaster> oerjan, see what I said, error on wikipedia?
00:24:32 <oerjan> link?
00:24:37 <maedhros777> So would r` work by wrapping?
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00:24:43 <oerjan> oh wait
00:24:43 <AnMaster> oerjan, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P_prime_prime section " Semantics"
00:24:57 <maedhros777> Oops, I meant r' not r`
00:25:41 <oerjan> AnMaster: the i+1 is an _index_. (a_i)_{i=0}^n is the sequence of symbols in the alphabet
00:26:12 <AnMaster> oerjan, yes and it being i+1 as an index makes no sense
00:26:21 <AnMaster> oerjan, oh wait
00:26:27 <AnMaster> rihht
00:26:29 <AnMaster> right*
00:26:34 <AnMaster> it is in the alphabet
00:26:35 <AnMaster> I see
00:26:40 <maedhros777> Anyone know where the proof of P'' being Turing-complete is?
00:26:46 <maedhros777> I don't see it
00:26:56 <AnMaster> 1. ^ Böhm, C.: "On a family of Turing machines and the related programming language", ICC Bull. 3, 185-194, July 1964.
00:26:56 <AnMaster> 2. ^ Böhm, C. and Jacopini, G.: "Flow diagrams, Turing machines and languages with only two formation rules", CACM 9(5), 1966. (Note: This is the most-cited paper on the structured program theorem.)
00:27:02 <AnMaster> maedhros777, in one of those I presume
00:27:09 <maedhros777> I don't have those books, though :)
00:27:13 <AnMaster> maedhros777, nor do I
00:27:18 <maedhros777> Or are they essays?
00:27:31 <AnMaster> maedhros777, more likely articles than essays
00:27:37 <maedhros777> Yeah, probably
00:27:45 <maedhros777> I'm gonna google them
00:27:50 <AnMaster> maedhros777, good luck
00:28:09 <AnMaster> maedhros777, anyway, there is an UTM implemented directly in bf listed on the bf page on the esolang wiki
00:28:16 <AnMaster> alternative proof
00:28:23 <maedhros777> Ok, I'll take a look
00:29:15 <maedhros777> Got it: http://docs.google.com/viewer?a=v&q=cache:jsfWzj9RLwAJ:citeseerx.ist.psu.edu/viewdoc/download%3Fdoi%3D10.,+Turing+machines+and+languages+with+only+two+formation+rules&hl=en&gl=us&pid=bl&srcid=ADGEESgh-bW5YldU2et4NaS9D0lJItEyRaiYO2N5lNEBi9jrYGjSm2xWqsjO48SCwjSFCQ52xGIp2ECu4jibe1UUwtPfd_DM_8XifhqQF4gLyrA58n62qOCiHwEHf963QyoVTFqjKCHS&sig=AHIEtbQNMV_kqHzz6ouESSojX5BgCg6aPg
00:29:20 <maedhros777> Big URL :)
00:29:35 <oerjan> maedhros777: there seem to be no copies on Böhm's home page, so ... oh citeseer
00:29:39 <maedhros777> Lots of lambda calculus though
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00:29:59 <maedhros777> Maybe I'll just look at the BF UTM implementation
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00:30:23 <oerjan> maedhros777: BF is P'' prettified anyhow
00:31:11 <oerjan> i might even suspect Böhm constructed something more like BF first, and then made P'' by minimizing the symbols
00:31:31 <maedhros777> Maybe
00:31:37 <oerjan> (well wikipedia almost implies as much)
00:32:58 <oerjan> maedhros777: also yeah r' wraps
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00:34:02 <maedhros777> oerjan: Ok thanks
00:35:09 <maedhros777> Seems kind of interesting to me that the same wiki having languages like LOLCODE also has such intellectual articles on Turing-completeness :)
00:36:12 <maedhros777> "Can haz stdio"? Classic. :)
00:36:41 <oerjan> maedhros777: you may note that boolfuck shows you don't even need more than two values 0 and 1 for TC, which means increment and decrement are the same operation
00:37:04 <oerjan> also some people here like to hate LOLCODE. just saying. ;D
00:37:23 <maedhros777> oerjan: It's the greatest language ever :)
00:37:29 <maedhros777> Besides BF, of course.
00:37:46 <maedhros777> I should make a real-time multiplayer FPS in BF. =D
00:38:47 <oerjan> you might have _certain_ I/O problems.
00:38:51 <pikhq_> maedhros777: Requires extensions.
00:38:58 <pikhq_> At the very least something akin to PSOX.
00:39:15 <maedhros777> You know I wasn't actually taking it seriously :)
00:39:31 <maedhros777> But I could just do it in command prompt.
00:39:36 <maedhros777> Without multiplayer, of course.
00:39:52 <oerjan> maedhros777: well someone _did_ make an adventure game already...
00:39:58 <maedhros777> Really?
00:40:00 <maedhros777> Where?
00:40:02 <oerjan> (although not directly in BF, i think)
00:40:07 <maedhros777> Darn
00:40:18 <oerjan> it's called lostkng
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00:40:36 <maedhros777> I can't find it on google
00:40:42 <oerjan> it was compiled from BASIC, i think
00:41:20 <maedhros777> Well, got to go now
00:41:22 <maedhros777> Bye
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00:41:44 <oerjan> oops
00:42:43 <oerjan> http://jonripley.com/i-fiction/games/LostKingdomBF.html
00:44:06 <pikhq_> <3 LostKng.
00:44:18 <pikhq_> Such a good test of compiler speed.
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03:51:25 <pikhq> My ISP is not run by humans.
03:51:32 <pikhq> It is run by people who HATE ALL THAT IS GOOD
03:51:42 <pikhq> Nay, not people. XD
03:51:50 <pikhq> By BEINGS who HATE ALL THAT IS GOOD
03:52:40 <coppro> who's your ISP again?
03:52:52 <Sgeo_> Some sattelite thing
03:53:49 <pikhq> WildBlue.
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05:49:11 <jabb> !!!
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08:07:58 <Phantom_Hoover> But oerjan isn't here. Who's swatting?
08:09:00 <lament> probably SWAT
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10:11:26 <oerjan> <Phantom_Hoover> But oerjan isn't here. Who's swatting?
10:11:40 <oerjan> i think he's doing it preemptively these days.
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10:30:49 <Phantom_Hoover> Hi oerjan/
10:31:14 <Phantom_Hoover> Does AnMaster ever actually leave the channel?
10:31:46 <oerjan> ...i don't recall
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11:54:52 <AnMaster> <Phantom_Hoover> Does AnMaster ever actually leave the channel? <-- in case of thunderstorms yes
11:54:54 <AnMaster> only then
11:55:15 <AnMaster> also atm I'm trying to write my own number->hex formatting routine
11:55:31 <AnMaster> justification for not using printf: don't have it, embedded
11:55:38 <Phantom_Hoover> It takes a *thunderstorm* to get you off the channel?
11:55:49 <Phantom_Hoover> AnMaster: Just copy printf's code?
11:55:55 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, well, to get the bouncer on my system off the channel
11:56:02 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, not enough space for the code
11:56:11 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, plus then I would need to format ASCII to display segments
11:56:15 <Phantom_Hoover> I mean the hex-printing bit.
11:56:17 <AnMaster> I'm going straight to the segments here
11:56:28 <Phantom_Hoover> Hmm, fair point.
11:56:29 <AnMaster> digits[0] = raw_value & 0x000f;
11:56:29 <AnMaster> digits[0] = raw_value & 0x00f0;
11:56:29 <AnMaster> digits[0] = raw_value & 0x0f00;
11:56:29 <AnMaster> digits[0] = raw_value & 0xf000;
11:56:34 <AnMaster> nice eh?
11:56:42 <AnMaster> wait
11:56:45 * AnMaster fixes indexes
11:56:49 <AnMaster> from copy and paste
11:56:52 <Phantom_Hoover> Aargh, low-level output!
11:56:59 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, what?
11:57:15 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, this is not the monitor yet
11:57:16 <AnMaster> err
11:57:17 <Phantom_Hoover> I don't understand it, so it scared me.
11:57:18 <AnMaster> display
11:57:26 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, it isn't output
11:57:28 <AnMaster> it is code I wrote
11:57:35 <Phantom_Hoover> Ah.
11:57:38 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, by bitwise and I mask out each digit
11:57:41 <Phantom_Hoover> What is digits?
11:57:49 <Phantom_Hoover> Oh, wait, I get it.
11:57:50 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, an array to hold one digit per byte
11:58:00 <Phantom_Hoover> Shouldn't the indices be different?
11:58:10 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, "<AnMaster> wait
11:58:10 <AnMaster> * AnMaster fixes indexes
11:58:10 <AnMaster> <AnMaster> from copy and paste"
11:58:42 <Phantom_Hoover> Oops
11:58:52 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, I haven't yet compiled it anyway
11:59:45 <AnMaster> wait *removes that array, wastes memory*
12:00:07 <Phantom_Hoover> What is it being displayed on?
12:00:09 <AnMaster> okay fun, I think it is displaying in reverse
12:00:11 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, the RCX
12:00:20 <AnMaster> let me find you a picture of the display
12:00:44 <Phantom_Hoover> This is all for your camera, right?
12:00:55 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, yes I need to check the range of the light sensor
12:01:05 <AnMaster> so I can figure out what sort of values to use when programming it
12:01:20 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, 4x digits in front of the walking person icon http://www.legolab.daimi.au.dk/CSaEA/RCX/Manual.dir/Buttons.dir/rcx_buttons.gif
12:01:26 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, that is 7-segment iirc
12:01:58 <Phantom_Hoover> How much memory do you have on that?
12:02:31 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, total address space is 2^16. a lot of it is rom or memory mapped registers, or just not mapped to anything
12:02:35 <AnMaster> so not completely sure
12:02:42 <AnMaster> let me check the CPU docs
12:03:30 <AnMaster> well lets see, the memory controller is in mode 2, so that means the middle column of the diagram applies
12:04:17 <AnMaster> what a shitty resolution
12:04:31 <AnMaster> they put a bad jpeg in the pdf for this edition
12:04:39 <AnMaster> for another variant from the same series they use vector graphics
12:04:39 <AnMaster> ...
12:07:50 <AnMaster> H0000-H0049 is interrupt vector table then 16384 bytes for the on chip PROM, can't do anything about that, then some reserved stuff... Then from H8000-HFB7F, external bus, then some reserved, then on-chip ram HFD80-HFF7F, then external bus at HFF80-HFF87, then HFF88-HFFFF is on-chip register field
12:08:11 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, now, some of the external address space maps to ram and some to motor control registers iirc
12:08:30 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, that should however give you an approximation
12:08:31 <Phantom_Hoover> Hmm.
12:08:52 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, I code in C, I let brickOS handle the really low level stuff
12:09:03 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, brickOS however is smaller than the official firmware
12:09:10 <Phantom_Hoover> Who write this in the first place?
12:09:17 <Phantom_Hoover> s/write/wrote/
12:09:19 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, wrote what? the doc?
12:09:27 <Phantom_Hoover> BrickOS
12:09:44 <AnMaster> it is on sf.net, not sure who wrote it originally
12:09:53 <AnMaster> iirc all the original developers are long gone anyway
12:10:18 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, and I use a heavily patched version of brickOS called bibo since the sf.net project is basically dead and bitrotten
12:10:30 <Phantom_Hoover> bitrotten?
12:10:33 <AnMaster> yes
12:10:44 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, or did you ask what that meant?
12:10:50 <Phantom_Hoover> Yes.
12:11:01 <AnMaster> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bit_rot
12:11:12 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, the second meaning there
12:11:12 <Phantom_Hoover> I don't suppose it means that SF's repositories are corrupted?
12:11:16 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, no it doesn't
12:11:23 <AnMaster> "Bit rot, also known as bit decay, data rot, or data decay, is a colloquial computing term used to describe either a gradual decay of storage media or (facetiously) the spontaneous degradation of a software program over time"
12:11:33 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, as in "no longer works with modern compilers" or similar
12:11:41 <Phantom_Hoover> Ah.
12:11:50 <Phantom_Hoover> Like with old IOCCC stuff.
12:11:52 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, I'm using old gcc and binutils anyway to be able to run this
12:12:34 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, well, here it usually isn't compile error, rather it is gcc configure saying: "wtf is this arch you want to make a cross compiler to? I have no idea what it is!"
12:12:41 <AnMaster> well, not exactly those words
12:12:47 <AnMaster> but the general gist of it ;P
12:13:30 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, or binutils, which at least support the arch as such saying "wtf, you think I support COFF for this platform? Only ELF, sorry" (again not word for word the error)
12:14:08 <Phantom_Hoover> I am familiar with the general tone of error messages.
12:14:09 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, and then of course there is the issue of getting these old versions of binutils and gcc to compile on a modern system :D
12:14:15 <Phantom_Hoover> I come across them frequently.
12:14:41 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, sure? the ROM of this thing has a rather funny error message if the magic string is missing from the downloaded firmware
12:14:46 <AnMaster> well lets start with the magic string:
12:14:55 <AnMaster> "Do you byte when I knock?"
12:14:59 <AnMaster> the error if it is missing is:
12:15:05 <AnMaster> "Just a bit off the block!"
12:15:25 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, I don't think that is the usual tone of the error messages ;P
12:15:32 <Phantom_Hoover> True, but that's by LEGO.
12:15:43 <Phantom_Hoover> Who would be more frivolous than GCC developers.
12:16:01 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, yeah but it isn't like no one sees it unless they are lego developers or hacking on custom firmware
12:16:20 <Phantom_Hoover> Well, the world can do with some more confusion.
12:16:26 <AnMaster> :)
12:16:35 <AnMaster> s/no one/anyone/
12:16:43 <AnMaster> I got double negation there iirc
12:16:45 <AnMaster> err
12:16:51 <AnMaster> not iirc...
12:16:55 <AnMaster> "as far as I can tell"
12:16:56 <AnMaster> is better
12:17:00 <AnMaster> meh, I need to wake up
12:17:10 <Phantom_Hoover> Wait, what actually gives the error?
12:17:25 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, it is sent back to computer over the IR protocol
12:17:42 <AnMaster> it is never displayed to the user by the normal apps
12:17:42 <Phantom_Hoover> Ahh.
12:18:09 <Phantom_Hoover> I hate being born late for the interesting things.
12:19:05 <AnMaster> okay wtf....
12:19:11 * AnMaster looks at his code
12:19:27 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, hm? how old are you?
12:19:46 <Phantom_Hoover> CLASSIFIED
12:20:08 <Phantom_Hoover> But, among other things, I only really got into computers a couple of years ago.
12:20:29 <AnMaster> I see
12:20:37 <AnMaster> and now. this makes no sense
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12:21:06 <Phantom_Hoover> Have you tried turning it off and turning it on again?
12:21:38 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, even more than that, I tried it in emulator as well, where I can input raw sensor value
12:21:43 <AnMaster> and it still shows 0000 all the time
12:21:54 <Phantom_Hoover> Are you sure it's plugged in?
12:22:25 <AnMaster> the sensor? yes, the sensor in the simulation? yes even more so
12:22:37 <AnMaster> I do see the sensor connected indication at the top of the screen anyway
12:22:39 <AnMaster> so meh
12:22:55 <AnMaster> wait, I forgot to bitshift the result
12:23:14 <Phantom_Hoover> Damn, the sketch doesn't go any further
12:23:19 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, ?
12:23:30 <Phantom_Hoover> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gt9j80Jkc_A&feature=related
12:23:42 <AnMaster> will check later
12:25:31 <AnMaster> hm what is the priority of & vs. >> ?
12:25:59 <AnMaster> ah & goes before >>
12:26:03 <AnMaster> means I don't need parens yay
12:26:22 <Phantom_Hoover> I very nearly typed "C operator president" into Google there.
12:29:37 <AnMaster> XD
12:31:25 <AnMaster> wait, there is a "display hex" routine, hidden near the end of conio.h
12:31:25 <AnMaster> heh
12:31:28 * AnMaster uses that
12:31:42 <Phantom_Hoover> Where's the fun in that?
12:31:52 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, that I can get on to do other stuff
12:33:27 <AnMaster> interesting, the raw values of my two light sensors differ quite a bit for the same light level
12:33:58 <AnMaster> one gives black as 7700, the other as 8200
12:34:02 <AnMaster> hex that is
12:34:49 <AnMaster> since I'm driving them as passive the internal red led in them id off
12:34:50 <AnMaster> is*
12:36:56 <AnMaster> wait what, one of them gives a faint glow of the red led even when in passive mode?
12:36:57 <AnMaster> wtf
12:41:09 <AnMaster> also values seem to vary between some runs
12:41:10 <AnMaster> hm
12:41:23 <AnMaster> so calibration at startup is clearly required
12:54:56 <Phantom_Hoover> What does it actually do with the camera?
13:03:52 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, rotate it around the point of no parallax, and triggers the shutter at even intervals
13:04:00 <AnMaster> this should make for great panoramas
13:04:09 <Phantom_Hoover> Neat.
13:08:37 <AnMaster> hm it is quite a pain to reach and fix things in the lower parts now, due to all the bracing and supports
13:09:41 <AnMaster> on the other hand, it has enough bracing that it is quite feasible to lift it almost anywhere without something breaking. It is very sturdy indeed
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13:19:21 <Phantom_Hoover> Pics?
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13:54:49 <Phantom_Hoover> ais523!
13:54:57 <ais523> hi
13:59:48 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, it isn't done yet, I have a test picture from a prototype that used my mobile phone, think I pasted link here yesterday
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14:06:17 <AnMaster> aaargh, technic beams are asymmetric... as in the hole on the side isn't vertically centred... making matching the sides of upside-down ones to ones oriented "normal" impossible
14:06:23 <AnMaster> how to solve this issue argh
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14:09:47 <Phantom_Hoover> TWICE.
14:10:19 <Phantom_Hoover> I demand the soul of your first-born child, AnMaster
14:10:57 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, why on earth did you have to reboot your computer
14:11:06 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, ... it opens just fine in gimp or such here
14:11:21 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, be happy it wasn't the 36 MB tiff version of it.
14:11:28 <AnMaster> and that was a deflate compressed tiff
14:11:30 <Phantom_Hoover> Firefox loads image. Firefox freezes. Whole damn computer freezes and I need to reboot.
14:11:41 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, it was about 96 MB as uncompressed tiff
14:11:47 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, works fine in firefox here too
14:12:04 <AnMaster> slightly slow yes but goes away as soon as I close the image
14:12:24 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, and this system is a Sempron 3300+ with 1.5 GB RAM
14:12:28 <AnMaster> hardly high-end
14:12:48 <Phantom_Hoover> The. Soul. Of. Your. First. Born. Child.
14:13:04 <Phantom_Hoover> You still screwed my system up.
14:13:17 <AnMaster> no, you did :P
14:13:24 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, or maybe the firefox devs
14:13:46 <Phantom_Hoover> I can't get the souls of their first-born children.
14:13:47 <AnMaster> but probably not the latter since it works fine here in firefox
14:14:10 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, a bit hard here too, I have no children. It would be rather strange if I did, I'm 20 after all...
14:14:24 <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, I can wait.
14:14:28 <AnMaster> :P
14:14:34 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, but you won't get it anyway
14:14:50 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, however, how could firefox freeze anything but itself?
14:14:50 <Phantom_Hoover> O RLY?
14:15:03 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, at the worst, ctrl-atl-backspace would have killed X and every X app
14:15:08 <AnMaster> no need to reboot then
14:15:16 <Phantom_Hoover> I do not care.
14:15:32 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, how much RAM?
14:15:37 <AnMaster> 128 MB is my guess
14:15:40 <AnMaster> 256 max
14:15:45 <Phantom_Hoover> 2GB IIRC.
14:15:55 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, yet it works on my system with 1.5 GB?
14:15:57 <AnMaster> without issues
14:16:17 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, and I had like 4 rows of tabs open when I tested
14:16:29 <AnMaster> on a very large monitor with maximised firefox window
14:16:37 <Phantom_Hoover> Wait, 4 *rows*?
14:16:45 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, yes, what about it?
14:17:12 <Phantom_Hoover> Firefox doesn't even make tabs into rows in the first place...
14:17:20 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, fits 18 tabs in each row
14:17:25 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, tab mix plus addon
14:17:25 <AnMaster> duh
14:17:33 <Phantom_Hoover> Ah.
14:17:51 <Phantom_Hoover> So you had about 80 tabs open at once?
14:18:04 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, about that yes
14:18:14 <Phantom_Hoover> ?!?!?!?
14:18:15 <AnMaster> I think there was one empty place on the last row
14:18:23 <AnMaster> after the image was open that is
14:18:31 <Phantom_Hoover> What was in them?
14:18:40 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, um, a lot of different things?
14:19:45 <AnMaster> h8300 cross compiler stuff fills about one row, then some other RCX and general lego stuff fills quite a bit elsewhere, then some esolang pages, a bit about vhdl
14:19:51 <AnMaster> and a lot of other misc stuff
14:32:32 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, was it you who linked to that support thing video?
14:32:40 <Phantom_Hoover> Yes.
14:32:43 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, only had time to look at it now
14:32:53 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, and the thing the second guy said made perfect sense to me
14:32:59 <Phantom_Hoover> To me, also.
14:33:16 <AnMaster> well only under windows. It doesn't work like that under linux afaik
14:33:30 <Phantom_Hoover> Well, not *perfect*, since I don't do Windows, but I know what system calls are and can guess the rest.
14:33:59 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, I messed with windows kernel debugger over serial cable once just for fun
14:34:09 <AnMaster> so I have a fair idea of what that specific bit refers to
14:34:38 <AnMaster> actually virtual serial cable, between two windows VMs
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14:37:50 <Phantom_Hoover> Blargh, I wish I had an idea on what to do now.
14:38:18 <Phantom_Hoover> I am at the stage where I can feasibly implement the backpropagation algorithm, so I suppose I'll do that.
14:40:19 <Phantom_Hoover> http://www.tomscott.com/evil/
14:40:30 <Phantom_Hoover> Testament to the stupidity of Facebookers.
14:43:04 <AnMaster> <Phantom_Hoover> I am at the stage where I can feasibly implement the backpropagation algorithm, so I suppose I'll do that. <-- ?
14:43:21 <Phantom_Hoover> I'm doing neural networks in Lisp.
14:43:27 <Phantom_Hoover> For an idea I had.
14:43:30 <AnMaster> okay, I know nothing about those
14:47:24 <Phantom_Hoover> Oh, look, I changed one line of code and I have people's phone numbers popping up on my screen.
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15:26:58 * Phantom_Hoover wants to at some point write a program that looks like it does one thing but actually does something completely different
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15:36:22 <AnMaster> <Phantom_Hoover> Oh, look, I changed one line of code and I have people's phone numbers popping up on my screen. <-- what?
15:36:45 <AnMaster> * Phantom_Hoover wants to at some point write a program that looks like it does one thing but actually does something completely different <-- a trojan?
15:36:57 <AnMaster> or perhaps a harmless trojan
15:37:08 <Phantom_Hoover> The link I posted above searches Facebook for groups wherein people ask their friends for numbers after losing their phone.
15:46:51 <Phantom_Hoover> Dear god I hate computing exams.
15:48:13 <AnMaster> mhm
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15:51:44 <Phantom_Hoover> I also hate the way this client handles ping timeouts.
15:52:56 <Phantom_Hoover> Although I hate the exams more.
15:53:43 <AnMaster> okay wtf: "After driving STBY low, keep RES low for a minimum delay of 0 ns, if less the RAM contents might not be retained"
15:53:50 <AnMaster> I think someone messed up their docs
16:02:00 <Gregor> You must keep RES low for at LEAST no time.
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16:02:36 <Phantom_Hoover> I seriously want to shoot whoever made my computing curriculum.
16:02:57 <Phantom_Hoover> It is the only subject I have taken where actually having prior knowledge is a disadvantage.
16:05:05 <ais523> haha
16:05:19 <ais523> but I sympathise, the IT GCSE here was rather stupid
16:05:40 <Phantom_Hoover> At least at my old school they didn't do Computing GCSEs at all.
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16:05:58 <Phantom_Hoover> Although they basically started with using the mouse and worked up at a glacial rate.
16:07:40 <Phantom_Hoover> No, they literally started with the mouse, actually.
16:08:31 <Phantom_Hoover> After logging in to the school system and clicking about 5 different things to start the damn thing, it assumed that you had no idea what a mouse was.
16:16:05 <oklopol> fuck computers
16:17:02 <oklopol> just saying......................
16:17:07 <Phantom_Hoover> Oh, the ironing!
16:17:35 <Phantom_Hoover> I suppose you're whistling into a phone to send that to the IRC server.
16:18:11 <Phantom_Hoover> (I know someone who knew someone who could make the dialup tone like that)
16:18:56 <oklopol> no i'm using a computer
16:19:14 <Phantom_Hoover> Oh, you mean *that*.
16:19:31 <Phantom_Hoover> Could be painful.
16:19:40 <oklopol> no i meant computers are stupid
16:19:46 <oklopol> no one likes them
16:19:54 <oklopol> nothing ironingbout that
16:19:57 <oklopol> * a
16:20:51 <oklopol> i hate insert, no one has ever had any use for the button, not one single use, and still it's there, and also it seems like there's some button combination that puts it on other than the insert button which i haven't figured out because occasionally insert is just on for no reason
16:20:59 <oklopol> HATEHATEHATEHATEIT
16:21:46 <Phantom_Hoover> Insert is extremely useful when you're programming in fungoids.
16:22:02 <oklopol> shit... that's probably true
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16:22:36 <oklopol> okay so maybe those 5 people in the universe that program in fungoids are happy about insert
16:23:11 <Phantom_Hoover> Pause/Break, now *that's* useless.
16:24:26 <oklopol> you're clearly better at having opinions than me
16:25:30 <Deewiant> I don't use insert, I use R in vim
16:25:43 <oklopol> so just 4 people
16:26:23 <Deewiant> And I don't think I used it even before I began using vim to program fungeoids
16:26:53 <oklopol> and Deewiant is better at having MY OPINIONS, this is not a good day.
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16:27:27 <Phantom_Hoover> No, wait.
16:27:37 <Deewiant> I wish vim had reverse replace, though
16:27:40 <Phantom_Hoover> The Everest peak of useless keys is Scroll Lock.
16:27:46 <Phantom_Hoover> IT DOES NOTHING AT ALL.
16:27:48 <AnMaster> <ais523> but I sympathise, the IT GCSE here was rather stupid <-- GCSE?
16:27:50 <Phantom_Hoover> EVER.
16:27:54 <Phantom_Hoover> EVEREVEREVER.
16:28:01 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, scroll lock does useful things
16:28:02 <ais523> AnMaster: an exam done at the age of 16
16:28:15 <AnMaster> prevents terminal continue to scroll
16:28:20 <AnMaster> so you can read what is on it, then continue
16:28:24 <AnMaster> well at least in theory
16:28:28 <ais523> enough to get you into low-end jobs like supermarket shelf-stacking, and good GCSE results are needed to be accepted into college so you can try for A-levels
16:28:34 <Deewiant> From the vim docs: "There is no reverse replace mode (yet)."
16:28:45 <Phantom_Hoover> AnMaster: General Certificate of Standard Education
16:28:51 <AnMaster> Deewiant, what would reverse replace do?
16:28:58 <Phantom_Hoover> ais523: Surely not?
16:29:18 <Phantom_Hoover> Wow the English system is weirder than I thought.
16:29:22 <oklopol> this kb doesn't have scroll lok
16:29:25 <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: the college I went to required five Bs at GCSE in order to consider people for A-level
16:29:25 <oklopol> *lock
16:29:26 <Deewiant> AnMaster: Same as reverse insert, but replace instead of insert.
16:29:31 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, so how old are you? I don't think I got an answer last time I asked..
16:29:41 <ais523> as far as I can tell, if you fail your GCSEs you're destined to become a criminal or a prostitute or something
16:29:42 <Phantom_Hoover> You do A-level in college in England?
16:29:44 <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: did
16:29:49 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, unless stated otherwise I will assume 16 ;P
16:29:53 <ais523> I'm doing a PhD atm, though
16:30:00 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, btw which country are you in?
16:30:02 <Phantom_Hoover> AnMaster: [DATA EXPUNGED]
16:30:06 <Phantom_Hoover> And Scotland.
16:30:08 <AnMaster> ah
16:30:11 <ais523> and that's "6th-form college"
16:30:15 <AnMaster> wait, UK has different systems!?
16:30:19 <Phantom_Hoover> Indeed.
16:30:24 <AnMaster> wtf
16:30:25 <ais523> wow, you're so lucky, I've heard that the Scottish education system is a lot more sensible than the one in England and Wales
16:30:32 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, also, how often do you wear a kilt and play the bagpipe? ;P
16:30:35 * AnMaster runs
16:30:36 <Phantom_Hoover> The Scottish one was made by some monkeys on an undisclosed ut powerful drug.
16:30:39 <ais523> there's one for England and Wales, a different one for Scotland, and a different one for Northern Ireland
16:31:17 <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: in theory, there are three types of fail at GCSE in England
16:31:23 <AnMaster> <Deewiant> AnMaster: Same as reverse insert, but replace instead of insert. <-- reverse inset?
16:31:25 <AnMaster> insert*
16:31:36 <AnMaster> Deewiant, I have no clue what that would do
16:31:45 <Deewiant> :he ins-reverse
16:31:48 <ais523> in practice, there's more like five or six, because D, E, and sometimes C are technically passing grades, but not accepted by most companies
16:32:00 <ais523> or colleges
16:32:00 <AnMaster> Deewiant, "vim: command not found", there is vi though, heirloom toolkit vi
16:32:12 <ais523> AnMaster: why do you not have vim installed?
16:32:16 <ais523> I have it installed even though I hardly ever use it
16:32:22 <Phantom_Hoover> The full set of Scottish exams: Standard Grade (Foundation, General and Credit), Int 1 and 2, something called Access 3 if you're too stupid to live, Higher and Advanced Higher.
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16:32:34 <oklopol> everything before university is completely useless, why do they bother testing people who haven't been taught anything yet
16:32:44 <AnMaster> ais523, I never use it, it is incompatible with me. It always wants to be in another mode than me. And so on
16:32:47 <oklopol> who cares what random bits of information or understanding they have in their head
16:32:53 <ais523> oklopol: to justify not having taught them anything useful for years
16:33:05 <Phantom_Hoover> oklopol: They do teach you stuff. Not much stuff, though.
16:33:18 <ais523> ugh National Curriculum
16:33:19 <Deewiant> AnMaster: The vim docs are online, just google +vim +ins-reverse
16:33:22 <AnMaster> Deewiant, so is it just like typing abcd would give dcba?
16:33:31 <oklopol> well i understand the bureaucratical reasons, that wasn't actually a question
16:33:37 <Deewiant> AnMaster: Yep
16:33:40 <AnMaster> kay
16:33:57 <AnMaster> Deewiant, where does the cursor move during this?
16:34:02 <AnMaster> or does it stay still?
16:34:05 <Deewiant> It stays still
16:34:15 <oklopol> Phantom_Hoover: yes maybe, but i sometimes exaggerate
16:34:18 <AnMaster> Deewiant, relative which margin?
16:34:19 <oklopol> for fun
16:34:24 <Deewiant> It stays still
16:34:38 <AnMaster> Deewiant, after all normal insert would stay still relative the right margin
16:34:43 <oklopol> although i guess i'm totally serious
16:34:53 <AnMaster> Deewiant, so I assume it stays still relative the left margin in this case
16:35:04 <Phantom_Hoover> Incidentally, Ireland uses GCSE as well.
16:35:05 <Deewiant> Right, you can think of it like that if you like
16:35:11 <Phantom_Hoover> *Northern
16:35:15 <AnMaster> Deewiant, :)
16:35:26 <AnMaster> Deewiant, reverse overwrite would be useful for befunge editing I suppose
16:35:33 <Deewiant> Yep
16:36:19 <ais523> M-x picture-mode
16:36:39 <ais523> as well as forwards and backwards, it lets you write vertically or even diagonally
16:36:41 <ais523> it's great for Befunge
16:37:12 <AnMaster> ais523, what about a delta of 3,4
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16:37:24 <ais523> doesn't do that AFAIK
16:37:27 <ais523> but nothing's perfect
16:39:30 <Deewiant> If only emacs had good text editing capabilities
16:40:22 <relet> can you somehow tell Chanserv to stdu or at least skip that standard message for you?
16:40:50 <ais523> I'm not sure
16:41:01 <ais523> /ignore ChanServ might work, but there are other reasons why that might be a bad idea
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16:47:11 <relet> indeed
16:47:52 <AnMaster> <relet> can you somehow tell Chanserv to stdu or at least skip that standard message for you? <-- does it hurt?
16:48:10 <AnMaster> I mean, it seems like a small detail not worth bothering about to me
16:48:17 <relet> I get private messages in a different tab. it's just annoying.
16:48:30 <AnMaster> relet, afaik chanserv sends notices
16:48:41 <AnMaster> and hm I think the entry message is set per channel?
16:49:03 <AnMaster> no clue if #esoteric has one set
16:49:13 * AnMaster uses a bouncer and wouldn't notice it
16:49:48 <relet> it's the first channel that does from many I have been in lately.
16:50:32 <relet> I mean, you could just use a meaningful topic, if you really want to tell people what the channel is about. :D
16:50:51 <AnMaster> relet, the /topic?
16:50:56 <AnMaster> that isn't related to chanserv at all
16:51:11 <AnMaster> relet, and I think tradition dictates we have silly stuff in /topic
16:51:27 <relet> and that's a good tradition, I think.
16:51:54 <AnMaster> and logs, but that is some freenode rule that says that if a channel have public logs, then it must be mentioned in /topic
16:51:56 <AnMaster> or something like that
16:52:33 <relet> I wouldn't mind if ChanServ sent me a new silly message every time I join.
16:52:57 <relet> it's the blandness of it that makes it annoying
16:52:57 <AnMaster> XD
16:53:06 <AnMaster> relet, what message was it for this channel
16:53:26 <AnMaster> iirc there is/was some random "do not troll" message sent randomly during some joins
16:53:30 <relet> See.. I already forgot... let me check.
16:53:36 -!- relet has left (?).
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16:53:44 <AnMaster> hm?
16:53:52 <relet> ChanServ: (notice) [#esoteric] Welcome to the esoteric programming channel! Check out our wiki: http://www.esolangs.org
16:53:55 <AnMaster> ah
16:53:59 <AnMaster> well that is set per channel
16:54:08 <AnMaster> no clue who has access to change it
16:54:12 <AnMaster> lament I guess
16:54:17 <AnMaster> maybe oerjan
16:54:23 <AnMaster> and, it seems quite sane
16:54:39 <AnMaster> relet, after all, we do get some people here every now and then who think it is about esoterica....
16:54:49 <relet> You could just mention the url in the topic. Welcome messages are so Web 1.0
16:55:01 <AnMaster> relet, hey, irc is so web 0.0.1
16:55:06 <Deewiant> With topics like the current one, I'm not surprised
16:55:08 <AnMaster> apart from the fact it isn't web
16:55:16 <AnMaster> Deewiant, well there is the entry message...
16:55:26 <AnMaster> also alise set it. go figure
16:55:38 <Deewiant> I usually miss the entry message since it goes in the server-messages window
16:55:47 <Phantom_Hoover> oerjan changed the welcome a couple of days ago.
16:55:56 <Phantom_Hoover> I was complaining about the dead link in it.
16:56:05 <AnMaster> Deewiant, does it refer to "norton utilities" you think?
16:56:19 <Deewiant> Unlike you, I don't think everything is a reference
16:56:32 <AnMaster> Deewiant, it would be rather silly though if it did
16:56:36 <cheater99> wassup guise
16:57:06 -!- AnMaster has set topic: Insert topic here | http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/?C=M;O=D | Do not insert topic here..
16:57:56 <Phantom_Hoover> NO! Do not disrespect Emperor Norton!
16:58:01 <AnMaster> XD
16:58:16 <Phantom_Hoover> He was real, you know. Google it.
16:59:22 <AnMaster> ??
16:59:28 <Phantom_Hoover> And he had nothing to do with Norton Security
16:59:41 <AnMaster> oh a lunatic
17:01:00 <Phantom_Hoover> An AWESOME lunatic.
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17:01:13 <AnMaster> well yes
17:01:18 -!- Phantom_Hoover has joined.
17:01:28 <AnMaster> <AnMaster> well yes
17:01:36 <AnMaster> and wrong button I presume?
17:01:58 <Phantom_Hoover> AnMaster: An AWESOME lunatic.
17:02:33 <Phantom_Hoover> Bloody connection.
17:02:41 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, that got through
17:02:52 <AnMaster> to which I replied what I said
17:02:57 <uorygl> conmunidad
17:03:03 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, also it wasn't you connection: "* Phantom_Hoover has quit (Quit: Leaving)"
17:03:11 <AnMaster> that would be a QUIT :Leaving
17:03:13 <AnMaster> from the client
17:03:45 <Phantom_Hoover> That's mainly because the ping goes funny and once the connection is restored sanity does not return.
17:10:57 <AnMaster> strnage
17:10:59 <AnMaster> strange*
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17:26:54 <Phantom_Hoover> fungot
17:26:55 <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: the thing is " quantum-complete"? -g ( was that fnord thing too. :) :( putty doesn't like that
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17:34:34 <oklopol> PARTY
17:34:46 <oerjan> COMMUNIST!
17:36:56 <oklopol> okay now i have over 5 years worth of university credits
17:39:33 <oerjan> !
17:39:58 <oerjan> how many physical years have you done, i forget
17:40:53 <oerjan> 2-3?
17:40:56 <oklopol> two, although i didn't do anything during this last period, so i guess more like 1.75; although this is a bit of a lie because i did stuff during high school (almost 50 points, i now have 307 and 320 or something after i return my bachelor's)
17:41:05 <oklopol> (actually maybe more like 40)
17:41:14 <oklopol> (or 30)
17:41:16 <oklopol> (or 50)
17:41:34 <Deewiant> (60 being the "expected" amount per year)
17:42:15 <oerjan> ok so you have superhuman endurance. got it.
17:42:15 <oklopol> people seem to get much less done on average here, or maybe everyone i know is just slow
17:42:35 <oklopol> and then there's a few who do more
17:43:31 <oklopol> in the it dep you could pretty much just take all the courses, if i didn't aim for a 5.0 average i could do that and still spend my weekends partying like a monkey
17:44:04 <oklopol> unfortunately i don't like computers
17:44:37 <oerjan> i take it you never use computers then.
17:44:55 <oerjan> i see no obvious contradictions in that conclusion.
17:45:35 <oklopol> phantom made the same remark
17:45:45 <oerjan> huh
17:46:04 <oklopol> it's the people that make irc enjoyable, not the computer
17:46:13 <oklopol> but i do use this thing for other things
17:46:22 <oklopol> but i'm not proud of it
17:46:26 <oklopol> actually i totally am
17:46:38 <oklopol> i'm so fucking proud i could write a song about it
17:47:15 <oklopol> not gonna tho
17:47:18 <oklopol> or maybe i will
17:50:20 <oerjan> <Phantom_Hoover> I demand the soul of your first-born child, AnMaster
17:50:36 <oerjan> so clearly phantom hoover = soul collector
17:54:30 <oerjan> <Deewiant> I don't use insert, I use R in vim <-- i sometimes use Insert in vim, it toggles between R and i modes after all
17:55:48 <oklopol> i thought that was some sort of chuck norris doesn't use insert joke kind of thing type of anecdote
17:55:51 <oklopol> at first
17:56:03 <oklopol> but it wasn't very funny
17:56:33 <oerjan> well naturally chuck norris doesn't use insert, since he never makes any errors he just types the entire file from start to finish
17:58:17 <AnMaster> oerjan, arrow keys are broken in vim IMO. And so is enter at end of line in the middle of the file, and backspace at start of line
17:58:18 <AnMaster> iirc
17:58:27 <AnMaster> on the whole vim is very wtf
17:58:34 <AnMaster> even ed makes more sense
17:58:51 <oerjan> AnMaster: i don't recall how arrow keys or enter are broken
17:59:37 <Deewiant> oerjan: Aye, but I never (as far as I can recall) feel the need to do that
17:59:38 <oerjan> there are a number of settings to change their behavior, though
18:00:17 <AnMaster> oerjan, in vi?
18:00:22 <AnMaster> or vim?
18:00:28 <AnMaster> they seem about equally bad to me
18:00:34 <oerjan> i don't know vi specifically
18:00:37 <AnMaster> nah, emacs for me, or nano.
18:00:52 <AnMaster> nano is quite nice for quick config file editing as root
18:00:55 <oerjan> AnMaster: you still haven't explained _how_ they are broken
18:01:19 <AnMaster> oerjan, well, iirc, enter took me to next line, didn't insert a newline
18:01:20 <AnMaster> or such
18:01:31 <AnMaster> oerjan, this was years ago
18:01:36 <AnMaster> I just remember the brokenness
18:01:38 <AnMaster> not the details
18:01:42 <oerjan> AnMaster: you were probably in normal rather than insert mode
18:01:43 <oklopol> oerjan: what os do you use?
18:01:51 <AnMaster> since I avoided /vim?/ since then
18:01:57 <AnMaster> oerjan, IMO insert is the normal mode of editing
18:01:58 <oerjan> oklopol: windows XP
18:02:02 <AnMaster> oerjan, overwrite is not the normal
18:02:06 <oklopol> oerjan: lol only noobs use windows
18:02:18 <oerjan> AnMaster: sure, and i just tested here and enter certainly starts a new line
18:02:19 <AnMaster> didn
18:02:33 <AnMaster> oklopol, didn't* ehird use windows95 for a bit?
18:02:39 <AnMaster> I mean, like during last year
18:02:55 <oerjan> AnMaster: oh and by insert mode i don't mean the overwrite/insert distinction
18:03:08 <AnMaster> oerjan, then what do you mean?
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18:03:14 <AnMaster> the command mode?
18:03:20 <AnMaster> pretty sure it wasn't that
18:03:42 <Deewiant> It probably was since that's what enter does by default in normal mode
18:03:48 <AnMaster> oerjan, there is only one vi(m) command worth remembering:
18:03:48 <oerjan> AnMaster: what i mean is the distinction between normal (command) and insert mode is the fundamental one in vi(m)
18:03:51 <AnMaster> :q!
18:03:52 <Deewiant> (Command mode exists and is not normal mode)
18:04:07 <oerjan> heh right
18:04:09 <AnMaster> just in case you start it due to a typo of a command
18:04:21 <Deewiant> There's only one emacs command worth remembering: C-x C-c
18:04:35 <AnMaster> har
18:04:42 <AnMaster> Deewiant, nano then?
18:04:46 <oerjan> AnMaster: oh whatever you're just trolling
18:04:52 <Deewiant> Not even worth remembering anything for nano :-P
18:05:04 <AnMaster> Deewiant, yeah it has that list at the bottom
18:05:06 <AnMaster> helpful I guess
18:05:26 <AnMaster> anyway, nano is quite nice IMO for simple stuff where you don't need syntax highlight
18:05:30 <AnMaster> such as editing fstab or whatever
18:06:01 <Deewiant> vim is better :-P
18:06:17 <AnMaster> Deewiant, ed!
18:06:23 <Deewiant> No, not ed.
18:06:36 <AnMaster> Deewiant, yes, ed
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18:07:04 <AnMaster> men jag skulle inte svära ed på att ed är bäst ;P
18:07:26 <AnMaster> oh wait, ais523 joined, I thought the only active people knew Swedish... meh can't translate the joke really
18:07:43 <AnMaster> (due to it being a pun)
18:07:47 * pikhq_ has been a-lurking
18:08:09 <AnMaster> pikhq_, well, translating puns is hard. Suffice to say "ed" is a Swedish word
18:08:09 <pikhq_> AnMaster: Oh?
18:08:19 <oerjan> meaning "oath"
18:08:21 <AnMaster> yep
18:08:35 <pikhq_> Sadly, "Ed" is but a name in English.
18:08:49 <pikhq_> I'm going to guess that's cognate with "oath".
18:09:03 <oerjan> probably.
18:09:27 <oerjan> the german is "Eid" iirc
18:09:49 <Deewiant> Not "Schwur"?
18:10:03 <Deewiant> Evidently both.
18:10:14 <AnMaster> sounds like "swear"?
18:10:28 <oklopol> from schweren right
18:10:32 <oerjan> "svära" would be the cognate of those
18:10:50 <oklopol> ich hab einen schwur geschworen
18:10:52 <oerjan> (no:sverge)
18:11:39 <oklopol> *sverige
18:11:52 <oerjan> i was not going to point out that
18:12:14 <oerjan> (they're not pronounced the same though, hard vs. soft g)
18:12:36 <AnMaster> oerjan, yep
18:12:46 <AnMaster> (wrt svära)
18:12:47 <oklopol> the swedish sound is neither of the english g's
18:12:58 <oklopol> i don't know what hard and soft mean
18:13:06 <oerjan> no more like english y
18:13:11 <oerjan> *no,
18:13:15 <oklopol> is the soft or hard one?
18:13:21 <oklopol> or both
18:13:22 <oerjan> that's the soft one
18:13:24 <oklopol> okay
18:13:41 <AnMaster> oerjan, you mean like "sverje"?
18:13:42 <oerjan> g historically turns to the same as j in front of frontal vowels
18:13:45 <oerjan> AnMaster: yes
18:13:55 <oklopol> yes, sverje is how swedes pronounce it
18:14:02 <AnMaster> oerjan, well yes that is how you pronounce it, but _iirc_ there are some dialects where this is not true
18:14:08 <AnMaster> forgot which ones
18:14:12 <oerjan> oklopol: also norwegians, for the most part
18:14:38 <AnMaster> oerjan, and we pronounce Norge as Norje unless we are trying to imitate Norwegians
18:14:50 <oerjan> otoh norge is pronounced with a hard g in norwegian
18:14:57 <AnMaster> oerjan, yes, but not in Swedish
18:14:58 <oklopol> i read that as "irritate norwegians"
18:15:05 <oerjan> oklopol: THAT TOO
18:15:09 <AnMaster> oklopol, that too maybe. Don't know how they feel about it
18:15:10 <oklopol> :D
18:15:23 <AnMaster> oerjan, argh, how did you learn to write that fast?
18:15:39 <oklopol> yeah how can you write two words faster than AnMaster can write a sentence
18:15:41 <AnMaster> I figured I had a lot of time
18:15:55 <AnMaster> oklopol, exactly! oerjan is a very slow typer!
18:16:05 <oerjan> "Norge, Norge, det är ett ruttet land"
18:16:06 <AnMaster> well... was, yesterday
18:16:18 <AnMaster> oerjan, do ruttet mean the same as in Swedish?
18:16:25 <oerjan> AnMaster: that _is_ swedish
18:16:30 <AnMaster> oh
18:16:34 <oklopol> i'm an okay typer but i'm a very slow thinker
18:16:34 <oerjan> norwegian would be "rottent", i think
18:16:40 <oerjan> *råttent
18:16:54 <AnMaster> oerjan, also no, it is greasy, from all that oil
18:17:15 <AnMaster> major distinction
18:17:18 <oerjan> oh?
18:17:32 <AnMaster> oerjan, yeah, your oil platforms
18:17:37 * oerjan isn't sure whether's he's being trolled right now
18:18:13 <AnMaster> oerjan, more like absurd humour
18:18:20 <AnMaster> oerjan, if you were allowed that recently so am I!
18:18:21 * oerjan googles and concludes AnMaster is lying
18:18:34 <AnMaster> oerjan, what?
18:18:38 <oerjan> ruttet definitely means rotten
18:18:38 <AnMaster> about it being absurd humor?
18:18:51 <oerjan> not greasy
18:18:51 <AnMaster> oerjan, oh I didn't mean rutten = oily
18:18:57 <AnMaster> I meant Norway was oily, not rotten
18:18:58 <AnMaster> ;P
18:19:08 <oerjan> AnMaster: ah well
18:19:38 <AnMaster> oerjan, nearly slipped outside the Fram museum....
18:19:40 <oerjan> most of the oil is exported anyway
18:19:42 <AnMaster> dangerous stuff...
18:22:08 <oerjan> <Deewiant> From the vim docs: "There is no reverse replace mode (yet)." <-- you'd probably want all four, or is it eight, directions available, like emacs picture mode
18:22:22 <AnMaster> oerjan++
18:22:28 <AnMaster> oerjan, also ais523 mentioned that...
18:22:54 <AnMaster> Deewiant, anyway, how tricky could it be writing a few line of whatever scripting language vim uses to add that feature
18:23:01 <oerjan> that picture mode is more or less the only reason i've sometimes in the past considered emacs
18:23:03 <AnMaster> if it is like in emacs, not very tricky
18:23:04 <Deewiant> oerjan: Ideally, yes, but for starters, that'd be nice :-)
18:23:13 <Deewiant> Probably very tricky
18:23:16 <AnMaster> Deewiant, what?
18:23:21 <AnMaster> what sort of shitty software is that
18:23:23 <Deewiant> I don't think you can add new modes
18:23:43 <AnMaster> Deewiant, why not
18:23:50 <AnMaster> how are the existing ones added?
18:23:56 <Deewiant> In C.
18:24:00 <AnMaster> wtf
18:24:04 <AnMaster> stupid design
18:24:21 <AnMaster> Deewiant, aren't the keys just mapped to some "insert self" function?
18:24:36 <AnMaster> so you could override that with some more complex thing
18:24:46 <Deewiant> In insert mode, yes
18:24:47 <AnMaster> like you can do in emacs (note: note sure if picture mode does it like that or not)
18:25:09 <oerjan> you can certainly override on a per-character basis, don't know about at large
18:25:10 <Deewiant> I suppose it could be possible somehow
18:25:20 <Deewiant> There may be an autocmd for "character inserted"
18:25:26 <AnMaster> Deewiant, so then just add something that replaces the hook for key press to be something else than self insert
18:25:27 <Deewiant> If not, you'd have to map every possible character
18:25:39 <oerjan> (by defining insertion mode abbreviations)
18:25:47 <Deewiant> AnMaster: Right: they're not "insert self", they're "insert <key>"
18:25:54 <oerjan> hm or wait
18:26:04 <AnMaster> Deewiant, okay
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18:26:15 <jabb_> !!!
18:26:16 <AnMaster> Deewiant, how does that interact with different keyboard layouts?
18:26:23 <oerjan> jabb_: ???
18:26:56 <Deewiant> AnMaster: It works. The default insert mappings are magic, I'm pretty sure.
18:27:02 <AnMaster> Deewiant, heh
18:27:07 <Deewiant> I.e. they're not mapped.
18:27:09 <Deewiant> Or something.
18:27:22 <AnMaster> Deewiant, vim's code base sounds like a mess
18:27:33 <AnMaster> Deewiant, and the scripting capabilities sound very limited
18:27:41 <Deewiant> Don't know about the code, but the scripting is limited, yes.
18:28:03 <Deewiant> Lot less limited than a lot of more "normal" editors', but certainly much more limited than emacs's
18:28:39 <oerjan> hm abbreviations don't do what i meant, so i guess it's mappings
18:28:57 <Deewiant> I'm not sure if you even can imap an ordinary letter
18:29:03 <AnMaster> I wonder if picture-mode and viper interacts badly or not
18:29:10 <AnMaster> that might be a solution for Deewiant
18:29:13 <Deewiant> viper sucks
18:29:15 <Deewiant> vimpulse sucks
18:29:23 <AnMaster> vimpulse? never heard of it
18:29:33 <AnMaster> and viper, I never used, didn't see the point
18:29:53 <AnMaster> oerjan, btw, why did you consider emacs due to the picture mode?
18:30:19 <oklopol> fung
18:30:20 <oerjan> Deewiant: :imap a b works fine
18:30:29 <Deewiant> Alright, cool
18:30:38 <oerjan> AnMaster: fungoids, ascii graphics
18:30:47 <oklopol> oh
18:30:51 <AnMaster> oerjan, ah, don't remember you doing much with fungoids?
18:31:01 <oklopol> he's done more than you
18:31:05 <oklopol> what ascii graphics?
18:31:17 <Deewiant> There's also a CursorMovedI event
18:31:23 <oerjan> no i _started_ an unlambda interpreter but never finished more than the parser
18:31:31 <Deewiant> Which may or may not activate on insertion
18:31:51 <oklopol> so probably it was 98
18:32:01 <oerjan> yeah
18:32:28 <oerjan> at least something with unlimited fungespace
18:32:33 <oklopol> unlambda parser in 93 sounds like quite an exercise in concise
18:32:38 <oklopol> well right
18:32:49 <oklopol> my only befunge program is 93 with unlimited fs
18:33:05 <oklopol> i don't even remember what it does wait yes i do
18:35:09 <AnMaster> Deewiant, wait, did you mean "I haven't tested yet, and not documented" or "specifically documented as "may or may not activate on insertion"?
18:35:46 <Deewiant> AnMaster: It's not that retarded :-P
18:36:31 <AnMaster> heh
18:36:57 <AnMaster> oklopol, what does it do?
18:37:33 <AnMaster> Deewiant, btw do you have a 93 version of your "generate befunge number" script?
18:37:48 <Deewiant> I wouldn't call it a script
18:37:49 <oklopol> it's a calculator with single digit numbers.....
18:37:51 <Deewiant> And it supports 93
18:38:21 <oklopol> i didn't have much ambition back then i guess
18:38:22 <AnMaster> Deewiant, ah nice, forgot if you made it public...
18:38:31 <Deewiant> By default it uses decimal, hex, and ASCII printable chars; you can config it to use only decimal, only decimal+hex, or decimal,hex,latin1
18:38:38 <Deewiant> Not sure if I've put it up anywhere
18:38:49 <AnMaster> Deewiant, okay can you generate 1208925819614629174706176 in befunge98 for me
18:39:07 <Deewiant> I'm not sure
18:39:10 <AnMaster> Deewiant, oh?
18:39:12 <Deewiant> Let me see if I have the binary anywhere
18:39:37 <AnMaster> assuming it support bignum, that is more than 2^64
18:39:54 <Deewiant> Found it
18:39:58 <Deewiant> 4'@'@::**:*:***
18:40:12 <AnMaster> hm
18:40:29 <AnMaster> Deewiant, I guess powers of two are quite easy
18:40:34 <AnMaster> yeah
18:40:41 <Deewiant> Speed depends mostly on the speed of factor(1) on it
18:40:47 <AnMaster> Deewiant, does it only do multiplications? Or addition as well?
18:41:03 <Deewiant> How would you get primes without addition :-P
18:41:19 <oerjan> tricky
18:41:25 <AnMaster> Deewiant, indeed
18:41:44 <Deewiant> It used to do subtraction too but it didn't seem to help much so I removed it
18:42:09 <oklopol> i don't think i've actually ever needed subtraction for anything
18:42:49 <oklopol> i think they just have it for like completeness, because there's addition so it makes sense to have a kind of antiddition
18:42:50 <oerjan> oklopol: you and your positive-only thinking
18:42:54 <AnMaster> Deewiant, what about 956960600005639447752170498370241
18:43:07 <AnMaster> Deewiant, hint: this is two large primes multiplied
18:43:08 <Deewiant> 'G'!8"++1}r"+']45'@**+******+"/*H"f' '@*+"IT@"f4+**+":KuQ"d4'@*+***+****+*
18:43:13 <AnMaster> Deewiant, okay fast computer
18:43:18 <Deewiant> A school computer
18:43:29 <AnMaster> Deewiant, that could mean anything
18:43:29 <Deewiant> I'm in Windows so I don't have access to it on my own computer
18:43:41 <Deewiant> Seems to be a bit worse than my machine
18:43:44 <oklopol> might be smaller to just write "that number"(convert to number)
18:43:46 <Deewiant> model name : Intel(R) Core(TM)2 Quad CPU Q9400 @ 2.66GHz
18:44:02 <oklopol> but i guess that's been pointed out at some point because it's kind of a trivial observation
18:44:07 <Deewiant> It has
18:44:08 <AnMaster> oklopol, subtraction is just addition of negative numbers after all
18:44:14 <Deewiant> And "convert to number" is long
18:44:36 <oklopol> AnMaster: i don't think i've ever actually seen a negative number outside textbooks
18:44:49 <AnMaster> Deewiant, challenge: 131270734444548411694897002275486554358434553057
18:44:52 <oklopol> it's an interesting concept yes, but it's not actually very useful
18:45:08 <AnMaster> oklopol, eh, -2 C outside or such?
18:45:10 <oklopol> yeah Deewiant how well can your code call the factor program someone else coded for that number?!?
18:45:11 <AnMaster> that is a negative number
18:45:25 <AnMaster> oklopol, and you never look at thermometers I assume
18:45:34 <oklopol> err everyone sane uses kelvins
18:45:38 <AnMaster> well sure
18:45:55 <oklopol> in finland most people don't even know negative numbers exist
18:46:03 <pikhq_> Everyone sane uses Fahrenheit. And not this newfangled "0 < 1" scale either!
18:46:10 <AnMaster> oklopol, but normal temps on normal "how cold is it outside today" style thermometers use C I assume?
18:46:24 <AnMaster> pikhq_, was Fahrenheit upside down as well?
18:46:27 <AnMaster> originally I meant
18:46:32 <oklopol> no i think they use kelvins
18:46:55 <AnMaster> Deewiant, any comments on this? You live in Finland and you are saner than oklopol
18:47:08 <Deewiant> Nobody uses Kelvins :-P
18:47:09 <AnMaster> so what scale do common, non-scientific thermometers use?
18:47:16 <Deewiant> Centigrade
18:47:56 <AnMaster> Deewiant, right, as I suspected. You only use kelvin if doing stuff with liquid nitrogen or colder. Or for things with temperature around that of the sun
18:48:16 <oklopol> i've never even TASTED someone use anything but kelvins in binary
18:48:27 <oklopol> oh wait
18:48:41 <oklopol> why would anyone use a scale that has 100 so deeply integrated in its guts
18:48:43 <Deewiant> Well I guess scientists use mostly Kelvin in most countries
18:48:46 <oklopol> that's a horrible number
18:48:48 <AnMaster> or of course for white point in colour calibration
18:49:07 <AnMaster> Deewiant, yep. But I doubt they use it to talk about how cold it was while waiting for the bus this morning ;P
18:49:11 <oklopol> maybe it's best not to think about temperatures at all
18:49:14 <Deewiant> Quite
18:49:23 <oerjan> oklopol: kelvin also has 100 deeply ingrained, it's just a bit better hidden
18:49:30 <oklopol> oerjan: i just said taht
18:49:31 <oklopol> *that
18:49:44 <oklopol> "oh wait"
18:49:51 <oklopol> because i realized kelvins in binary doesn't help
18:49:59 <oerjan> oh
18:50:14 <AnMaster> because nonsensical bases are fun?
18:50:29 <oklopol> then again who the fuck gives a shit about water so i guess it's okay that the random number 100 is associated with it
18:50:34 <oklopol> or wait
18:50:39 <oklopol> actually i love water
18:50:42 <AnMaster> base 10 doesn't really make any sense except anatomically
18:50:46 <oklopol> i was swimming yesterday
18:50:51 <oerjan> water is so deliciously wet
18:50:59 <oklopol> 4.5 meters deep no one can judge ya
18:51:06 <AnMaster> ?
18:51:14 <oklopol> i mostly dive when i'm swimming
18:51:18 <AnMaster> ah
18:51:50 <oklopol> because the other thing i like to do is play in the shallow end and it's embarrassing because i'm not 7.
18:51:59 <Deewiant> AnMaster: factor(1) seems to be failing on that number
18:52:10 <Deewiant> Mathematica can do it in 7 seconds on my home machine
18:52:15 <jabb_> There are a lot of derivations of brainfuck...
18:52:27 <oklopol> jabb_: yes, and none of them is as cool as toi
18:52:53 <Deewiant> AnMaster: Cheating: "/*H"f' '@*+"IT@"f4+**+":KuQ"d4'@*+***+****+7'!8'/5'b'@*+'o4'@'U3'@*+**+'+'H2b'@***+")@OyA0@"*+***+******+*
18:53:14 <oklopol> your program has an option to give the factorization?
18:53:22 <Deewiant> No
18:53:23 <oklopol> even tho you're using it from the binary
18:53:27 <oklopol> so very cheat okay
18:53:33 <oklopol> i forgot humans can write code too
18:53:47 <Deewiant> I just fungified the two factors I got from Mathematica separately and appended *
18:54:05 <Deewiant> The program would've done the same thing eventually
18:54:15 <oklopol> actually i realized that before i even said what i said
18:54:19 <oklopol> but i had to empty my queue
18:54:33 <oklopol> okay
18:54:35 <AnMaster> Deewiant, how is it cheating?
18:54:45 <oklopol> why don't you use but one dimension
18:54:47 <AnMaster> Deewiant, as in, you did it in two parts?
18:54:49 <Deewiant> Because the program didn't do it all by itself
18:54:52 <oklopol> AnMaster: because it was a challenge for the program
18:54:59 <AnMaster> Deewiant, ah
18:55:18 <oklopol> oh okay he didn't understand the part you explicitly said a few lines ago
18:55:22 <AnMaster> Deewiant, what algorithm do you use for factorisation?
18:55:26 <oklopol> i thought he didn't understand how that was cheating
18:55:31 <AnMaster> oklopol, I was reading scrollback
18:55:31 <Deewiant> AnMaster: factor(1)
18:55:37 <AnMaster> got a bit busy there
18:55:46 <AnMaster> Deewiant, ah, you invoke an external program. I see
18:55:46 <Deewiant> As I've said or implied a couple of times now
18:56:02 <oklopol> AnMaster: yes i know i just don't like misreading people's minds
18:56:04 <Deewiant> AnMaster: Because factor(1) is much better than anything I could come up with :-P
18:56:10 <oerjan> it's a factor to reckon with
18:56:27 <AnMaster> Deewiant, shell out to mathematica? ;P
18:56:33 <AnMaster> or W|A
18:57:03 <Deewiant> W|A doesn't answer
18:57:11 <oklopol> i actually have no idea what the best factorization algos are
18:57:18 <oklopol> what are they, please go through them in detail
18:57:22 <Deewiant> Mathematica could work but then I'd have to check whether it exists, for factor(1) I can just assume it :-P
18:57:43 <AnMaster> Deewiant, so fall back on factor?
18:58:05 <oklopol> knowing mathematica you should probably check the answer is correct, too...
18:58:08 <AnMaster> Deewiant, also you can't assume factor. I'm almost completely certain it isn't POSIX
18:58:23 <Deewiant> oklopol: "FactorInteger switches between trial division, Pollard p-1, Pollard rho, elliptic curve and quadratic sieve algorithms. "
18:58:37 <Deewiant> AnMaster: Of course I can fall back but I'd still have to check something
18:58:44 <Deewiant> AnMaster: For factor(1) I can reasonably list it as a dependency
18:58:51 <oklopol> okay so i know two of those
18:59:13 <oklopol> actually i've heard of elliptic curve methods but no idea how they would help
18:59:29 <AnMaster> Deewiant, heh
19:00:33 <AnMaster> oklopol, all I know is that they are linked to a lot of stuff that concerns cryptography
19:00:37 <Deewiant> oklopol: factor evidently uses Pollard rho: http://www.gnu.org/software/coreutils/manual/html_node/factor-invocation.html
19:00:43 <oklopol> lol ok
19:00:48 <Deewiant> And it says that it's bad for numbers with big factors
19:00:57 <Deewiant> "for example, numbers which are the product of two large primes"
19:01:01 * Deewiant leers at AnMaster and his number
19:01:14 <AnMaster> Deewiant, I knew factor had that issue yes
19:01:15 <oklopol> isn't pollard rho like 2^sqrt(n)
19:01:22 <Deewiant> No clue
19:01:24 <AnMaster> Deewiant, not the details of why
19:01:30 <Deewiant> I only know trial division
19:01:36 <oklopol> errrrrrrr
19:01:46 <AnMaster> Deewiant, it manages just fine on one large and several small
19:01:59 <oklopol> yes possibly it could be that, i seem to have forgotten how it works
19:02:06 <AnMaster> Deewiant, so what I did, enter some large random numbers, until I got some large primes, then multiplied them
19:02:11 <oklopol> actually i guess it couldn't
19:02:21 <oklopol> because that's the complexity of trial division
19:02:40 <oklopol> no umm
19:02:43 <oklopol> okay i'm being a retard
19:02:48 <oklopol> someone kick me
19:02:56 * Deewiant kicks oklopol
19:06:26 <cheater99> helloklopol
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19:06:55 <CakeProphet> WOW
19:07:05 <CakeProphet> ...so my shrooming adventures bore no fruit.
19:07:12 <CakeProphet> I found some really cool red mushrooms though.
19:07:20 <CakeProphet> but they'd probably kill me if I ate them. No good.
19:07:23 <oklopol> yeah drugs are never the answer
19:07:29 <CakeProphet> psh,
19:07:34 <CakeProphet> that's what you think.
19:07:57 <CakeProphet> shrooms are the only thing that's not shit.
19:08:17 <CakeProphet> as far as drugs.
19:08:39 <CakeProphet> in any case, I've got some cool ideas for a stack based language. I just need to figure out a ridgid semantics.
19:09:04 <CakeProphet> I think I'll use an assembly like syntax, to make it like a VM intermediate.
19:09:33 <CakeProphet> er... tree-based, not stack. Technically graph -- since there's both hard and soft references.
19:14:20 <oklopol> why do you want a distinction?
19:15:04 <AnMaster> <CakeProphet> shrooms are the only thing that's not shit.
19:15:04 <AnMaster> <CakeProphet> as far as drugs.
19:15:04 <AnMaster> <CakeProphet> in any case, I've got some cool ideas for a stack based language. I just need to figure out a ridgid semantics.
19:15:09 <AnMaster> XD
19:15:54 <AnMaster> that might be an usable way to invent new esolangs: get high and have crazy ideas
19:16:03 <oklopol> you'd think so
19:16:10 <oklopol> but not ime
19:16:33 <cheater99> what's less crap (for IM, not irc)
19:16:38 <CakeProphet> basically the language builds a huge tree, where the data constructors are bytes, floats, symbols, references (soft), and links (hard). Nodes are implitcitly enumerated and optionally named with a file-system like structures to handle scoping. The nodes can also be explicitly named and unenumerated (by giving it a name that with a dot)
19:16:42 <cheater99> pidgin or telepathy?
19:16:43 <CakeProphet> AnMaster: and yes, it definitely is.
19:17:05 <oklopol> telepathy is better
19:17:16 <cheater99> why?
19:17:27 <oklopol> is telepathy a program?
19:17:39 <cheater99> yes
19:17:43 <oklopol> otherwise your question makes no sense
19:17:43 <oklopol> okay.
19:17:57 <oklopol> then i retract my statement
19:18:39 <oklopol> i just know pidgin is crap (i extrapolate this from knowing it's aprogram)
19:18:40 <CakeProphet> there's no convention, but methods can be defined by storing operations in the tree without using the call operation on a symbol. Call basically is basically a goto instruction for symbols, and will move control flow to the branch in the tree with the given name. The "call" instruction also sets a .return link within the method program-tree
19:18:41 <oklopol> *a program
19:19:31 <CakeProphet> which can be used as a reference to the calling code... to do anything with (such as evaluate and return control flow, but it doesn't have to do either, thus allowing arbitrary control flow due to being embedded within the data structure of the language)
19:20:07 * AnMaster prods laptop
19:20:13 <AnMaster> that was an odd failure mode for X
19:20:15 <AnMaster> or gnome
19:20:17 <AnMaster> or whatever
19:20:55 <AnMaster> like, clicking stuff like buttons didn't do anything, clicking other apps in the taskbar sometimes worked, clicking inactive window did nothing. Clicking tabs in a window worked
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19:20:59 <AnMaster> this applied to all programs
19:21:06 <AnMaster> restarting X "fixed" it
19:21:18 <AnMaster> nothing strange like dbus crashing or such in the logs
19:22:10 <CakeProphet> there would be textual macros as well... to shorten the source code itself, along with the lisp-like "runtime macros", because they can arbitrarily change the structure of the calling codes neighboring nodes. The typical "standard function" semantic would be to have arguments as the children of the function symbol node. So you make a function symbol with argument children and do the call instruction on the symbol, and then the fu
19:22:19 <Deewiant> CakeProphet: "and then the fu"
19:22:26 <CakeProphet> ... :)
19:22:52 <Deewiant> I recommend a client that can auto-split lines so you don't have to worry about cutoff
19:23:01 <AnMaster> CakeProphet, your client cut it off there
19:23:04 <AnMaster> that is what Deewiant meant
19:23:11 <AnMaster> CakeProphet, what was after it
19:23:21 <CakeProphet> and then the function will destroy the childre and replace the calling symbol with the result.
19:24:21 <CakeProphet> by accessing .return . Oh and the unenumerated .. node represents a parent.
19:24:28 <oklopol> oh right you're talking about trees
19:24:47 <CakeProphet> so reference .return/.. would reference the calling nodes parent.
19:25:10 <oklopol> the destroy the children function sounded weird out of context
19:25:16 <CakeProphet> ... :)
19:25:30 * cheater99 destroys oklopol's children
19:25:31 <CakeProphet> ...also, filesystem - in tree
19:25:31 <AnMaster> cheater99, not using IM is better
19:25:47 <cheater99> AnMaster, you are such a useful and purposeful person
19:25:50 <AnMaster> cheater99, or: two tin cans with a bit of string in between
19:25:54 <AnMaster> that works really well
19:25:58 <CakeProphet> the root of the tree is builtin to each program. Stuff like system resources... the file system even as part of the tree.
19:25:58 <oklopol> but think about the children!
19:26:04 <AnMaster> cheater99, :)
19:26:39 <AnMaster> oklopol, that is what he did. You forget to say he shouldn't think nasty things about them
19:28:07 <CakeProphet> so to define methods, you'd append children to /f... because it's the standard place to store functions in order to seperate them from the code data.
19:28:16 <CakeProphet> *functions lol, methods..... too much Java programming.
19:30:32 <oklopol> cheater99: yes think only good things about my children, BUT NOT *TOO* GOOD
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19:30:55 <CakeProphet> OO would be simulated with graphs I guess. You could store methods in a sub-node
19:31:20 <AnMaster> hm methods should have several member classes, which contain namespaces contain aspect oriented templates with lot of buzz words
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19:31:28 <oklopol> interesting observation, "ninety nine" means "fucking, i fuck" in finnish
19:31:43 <oklopol> (when pronounced)
19:31:48 <uorygl> Like "I fuck while fucking"?
19:31:50 <AnMaster> sadly that isn't very esoteric, it is just java + C++ rotated 180°
19:32:04 <oklopol> no, ungrammatical "act of fucking i fuck"
19:32:28 <oklopol> this was tons of fun when i was 5
19:32:41 <AnMaster> at least you don't have the issue that Swedish has. en:six = sv:sex
19:33:03 <AnMaster> oklopol, what is "six" in finnish?
19:33:14 <oklopol> "kuusi"
19:33:21 <cheater99> yoface
19:33:35 <AnMaster> heh
19:34:15 <oklopol> AnMaster: don't you have a word for sex that sounds like sex?
19:34:45 <cheater99> 'seksii taimii'
19:35:04 <pikhq> ...
19:36:10 <Deewiant> oklopol: Actually not since the t in "ninety" is aspirated
19:36:29 <AnMaster> oklopol, well yes, en:sex == sv:sex as well. But that is a relatively new word for the concept I think
19:36:33 <uorygl> "Ninety" can be pronounced a bunch of ways.
19:36:35 <AnMaster> (in Swedish that is)
19:37:04 <uorygl> "Nainti" is the most proper pronunciation; you can also hear "naindi" or "naini".
19:37:13 <oklopol> uorygl: but none of them is the finnish one
19:37:15 <Deewiant> If not aspirated, it's voiced
19:37:19 <oklopol> if it's not aspirated
19:37:20 <oklopol> err
19:37:22 <oklopol> what Deewiant said
19:38:26 <cheater99> what is 'aspirated'?
19:38:27 <oklopol> anyway t is always aspirated so i consider it close enough
19:38:41 <Deewiant> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aspiration_%28phonetics%29
19:39:25 <oklopol> maybe i shouldn't but at least my mother not unlike yours
19:39:59 <oklopol> or maybe i should've said "not my mother" because not unlike is well whatever
19:40:51 <uorygl> Typos and lack of quotes are a confusing combination.
19:41:50 <oklopol> i typoed?
19:42:04 <uorygl> I don't know; I'm too confused.
19:42:26 <oklopol> i usually catch my typos and correct them
19:42:45 <oklopol> but you can ask Deewiant how that's parsed if it's too hard
19:43:07 <Phantom_Hoover> Who said what to me?
19:43:09 <uorygl> Neither "Maybe I shouldn't but at least my mother not unlike yours" neither ". . . because not unlike is well whatever" seems like English syntax.
19:43:35 <uorygl> Phantom_Hoover: oerjan quoted you.
19:43:39 <uorygl> 12:49:56 < oerjan> <Phantom_Hoover> I demand the soul of your first-born child, AnMaster
19:43:47 <oklopol> "neither .. neither .." doesn't look very english neither.
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19:43:56 <oklopol> (maybe it is tho)
19:44:00 <uorygl> Er, that latter "neither" is supposed to be a "nor".
19:44:07 <Phantom_Hoover> Indeed.
19:44:12 <oklopol> (thought so, i mainly just wanted to add a third neitehr)
19:44:13 <Phantom_Hoover> Although Latin works like that.
19:44:14 <oklopol> *neither
19:44:14 <uorygl> Hi, CakeProphet.
19:44:28 <oklopol> uorygl: see one might say ", but your mother"
19:44:35 <oklopol> i went one step further
19:44:37 <uorygl> Yeah, in Spanish, the words for "neither" and "nor" are both "ni".
19:44:46 <Phantom_Hoover> I forget what neither... nor... is, but both... and... is "et... et..."
19:44:49 <oklopol> because i figured you people are smart and love decrypting confusing stuff.
19:45:02 <uorygl> Likewise, "either" and "or" are both "o".
19:45:12 <uorygl> I don't know if "both" and "and" are both "y".
19:45:35 <uorygl> Spanish is economical! Every one-vowel word you can say means something.
19:45:36 <oklopol> did you get it?
19:45:44 <oklopol> it does in lojban too
19:45:49 <oklopol> or they
19:46:17 <uorygl> A, e, i, o and u mean to/at, and, and, or, and or, respectively. :P
19:46:26 <AnMaster> <uorygl> Er, that latter "neither" is supposed to be a "nor". <-- isn't nor universal? Just like nand
19:46:35 <uorygl> Except that "i" is spelled "y" instead.
19:46:42 <AnMaster> so neither nand should work too
19:46:44 <AnMaster> or wait
19:46:53 <AnMaster> how do you write a nor gate in nand hm...
19:46:58 <uorygl> AnMaster: um, I was referring to how in that sentence, I accidentally said "neither" where I meant to say "nor".
19:46:59 <Phantom_Hoover> Idea: Huffman-coded human language.
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19:47:05 <AnMaster> uorygl, I know
19:47:08 <AnMaster> and?
19:47:10 <uorygl> But yeah, "nor" is universal.
19:47:27 <uorygl> Phantom_Hoover: take an existing human language and Huffman-code it?
19:47:44 <Phantom_Hoover> And make it pronouncable.
19:47:56 <uorygl> Right. Well, that couldn't be too hard.
19:48:00 <oklopol> uorygl: did you?
19:48:08 <uorygl> oklopol: no.
19:48:13 <oklopol> oh :\
19:48:31 <AnMaster> isn't it ((a'*b')')'
19:48:38 <AnMaster> I mean, using only nand and inverter
19:48:48 <oklopol> "but your mother is fat" => "but at least my mother isn't fat unlike yours"; "but your mother" => "but at least not my mother unlike yours"
19:48:50 <AnMaster> I think that should give you nor
19:48:53 <AnMaster> right?
19:48:54 <uorygl> AnMaster: yeah.
19:49:11 <uorygl> oklopol: got it.
19:49:33 <oklopol> AnMaster: also you need to mention inverters can be done with nand but i guess that's trivial
19:49:43 <AnMaster> uorygl, so now lets use "neither .... not nand (with inverted inputs)"
19:50:02 <oklopol> err
19:50:08 <AnMaster> oklopol, yes they can be done with nand, but I knew that since before
19:50:11 <oklopol> or wait what were you expressing
19:50:18 <oklopol> ((a'*b')')' = a'*b'
19:50:35 <AnMaster> oklopol, yes but that is an AND gate
19:50:55 <AnMaster> oklopol, use De Morgan to extract the ' from that and you get a NOR
19:51:12 <AnMaster> oklopol, I'm trying to rewrite "neither ... nor ..." into using a nand gate you see ;P
19:51:39 <AnMaster> wait so it would be...
19:52:06 <AnMaster> neither not ((not ...) nand (not ...))
19:52:08 <AnMaster> I guess
19:52:12 <Phantom_Hoover> Adrian^L, AnMaster ais523 BeholdMyGlory
19:52:15 <Phantom_Hoover> Damn.
19:52:17 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, what?
19:52:24 <Phantom_Hoover> I did no mean to press enter.
19:52:30 <Phantom_Hoover> s/no/not/
19:52:33 <AnMaster> still wtf
19:52:40 <AnMaster> why would you list nicks like that
19:52:40 <Sgeo_> No all!
19:52:45 <AnMaster> without meaning to press enter
19:52:49 <AnMaster> that is a bit wtf
19:53:05 <AnMaster> strange hobby
19:53:14 <AnMaster> would fit right into xkcd "my hobby" I guess
19:53:18 <uorygl> Terve, mitä kuuluu?
19:53:51 <oklopol> mits tss, lueskelen turingin koneista
19:54:00 <Phantom_Hoover> I was mucking about with the tab-completion.
19:54:07 <AnMaster> I see
19:54:10 <SevenInchBread> Has anise been around today?
19:54:15 <AnMaster> who?
19:54:22 <uorygl> Yay, more Finnish.
19:54:22 <SevenInchBread> ...anise
19:54:28 <AnMaster> no clue who that is
19:54:37 <uorygl> SevenInchBread: alise?
19:54:40 <SevenInchBread> .....yes
19:54:42 <SevenInchBread> :)
19:54:50 <AnMaster> oh
19:54:51 * SevenInchBread has impeccable memory
19:54:53 <Phantom_Hoover> Isn't that a type of flavouring?
19:54:54 <AnMaster> not today no
19:55:02 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, sin't that aniseed?
19:55:07 <Phantom_Hoover> Star anise?
19:55:11 <AnMaster> ansi?
19:55:44 <uorygl> Hrm, elative plural...
19:56:08 <uorygl> Is "mitäs tässä" an idiom?
19:56:45 <oklopol> the s in the end means nothing really
19:58:01 <oklopol> i think it's sort for "mitps", "-ps/pas", or usually "-p/-pa" are these meaningless thingies you can stick in the end of words sometimes
19:58:07 <oklopol> well not meaningless
19:58:10 <oklopol> but hard to translate
19:58:19 <oklopol> err
19:58:21 <uorygl> What does it mean?
19:58:40 <oklopol> and now to actually answer your question, yes it's an idiom :P
19:58:50 <uorygl> Ah, good. :P
19:58:56 <oklopol> "mit tss" doesn't mean anything afaik
19:59:20 <oklopol> or maybe some people use it for the same purpose
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19:59:42 <oklopol> yeah i think it's used quite a lot
20:00:10 <oklopol> i dunno i use english so much more
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20:00:15 <oklopol> :D
20:00:21 <oklopol> i wonder if that's true
20:01:12 <oklopol> now i use english every day at work too so if i continue ircing then it will definitely happen
20:02:10 <uorygl> You'll become a native speaker. :P
20:02:18 <AnMaster> <oklopol> "mitä tässä" doesn't mean anything afaik <oklopol> or maybe some people use it for the same purpose <-- same purpose as a nop?
20:02:24 <AnMaster> noop*
20:02:47 <Phantom_Hoover> Noop!
20:02:54 <AnMaster> that is quite nice, having a natural language with a NOOP. Then you can uh, align your sentences to efficient second boundaries!
20:02:55 <AnMaster> or something
20:03:04 <oklopol> i prefer nop
20:03:07 <AnMaster> oh wait, that is what the "um..." is for
20:03:11 <Phantom_Hoover> What about "uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuU"?
20:03:25 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, then you have strange alignment restrictions
20:03:32 <Phantom_Hoover> Also, the Fox News comment system appears to have been written by some platypi.
20:03:32 <oklopol> Phantom_Hoover: actually useful for poetry
20:03:34 <AnMaster> try rearranging your sentences
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20:03:40 <AnMaster> oklopol, :D
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20:04:23 <Phantom_Hoover> Also, "I want to/uuu do you", which is basically 90% of poetry.
20:04:39 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, what? Not all poetry is love poetry
20:04:58 <Phantom_Hoover> I didn't say that.
20:05:05 <Phantom_Hoover> 90!=100
20:05:08 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, not even as much as 90% is
20:05:19 <Phantom_Hoover> Including the unpublished?
20:05:42 <oerjan> AnMaster: clearly it should be "nboth ... nand ..."
20:05:43 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, you don't have any verifiable numbers over those anyway
20:06:06 <AnMaster> oerjan, what? Show me the steps to rewrite it to that.
20:06:31 <oerjan> THAT'S OBVIOUS
20:06:35 <oerjan> also punny
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20:06:49 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, but yes I was thinking about things like the Iliad. While love is involved certainly, it doesn't go along the lines of "I want to/uuu do you".
20:07:14 <Phantom_Hoover> IT WAS ATTEMPTED HUMOUR.
20:07:24 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, or much of Shakespear's works
20:07:24 <Phantom_Hoover> REALITY DOESN'T FACTOR INTO IT.
20:07:38 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, oh, forgot to flag it as humour
20:08:00 <oklopol> AnMaster only understands his own humor
20:08:16 <AnMaster> oklopol, no, I understand some other too, why else would I read iwc?
20:08:33 <AnMaster> (of course I know what oklopol did is an exaggeration.)
20:08:35 <oklopol> i haven't read iwc i didn't think its point was to be funny
20:08:45 <oklopol> i would never exaggerate
20:08:57 <AnMaster> yeah and everyone uses Kelvin ;P
20:09:01 <oerjan> AnMaster: that 90% might have a large overlap with the 90% that is crap, so using classics as evidence does not cut it
20:09:01 <oklopol> not even if someone showed a gun in my ass
20:09:06 <oklopol> *shoved
20:10:25 <oklopol> what was the percentage of statistics that was made up on the spot again?
20:10:48 <oerjan> oklopol: 73%
20:11:24 <AnMaster> oerjan, hm good point about the overlap
20:11:30 <oklopol> i don't think i get that, unless sex is some kind of exaggerated masturbation
20:11:41 <oklopol> AnMaster: Phantom_Hoover made that point too
20:11:57 <AnMaster> oerjan, I would recommend adding to the discussion that this warrants further studies and then publish it as is
20:12:15 <oklopol> oerjan keeps mimicking him for some reason
20:12:25 <oklopol> maybe i'm NOT the next oerjan?!?
20:12:34 <AnMaster> oklopol, no his point as about unpublished
20:12:48 <oerjan> oklopol: hard to say. i have a theory that alise is the next zzo38.
20:13:01 <AnMaster> oklopol, unpublished != the crap, though there might very well be a large overlap
20:13:01 <oklopol> :D
20:13:38 <oklopol> i think it was the same point
20:14:06 <AnMaster> oklopol, they are different statements. Also the crap includes some stuff not about sex.
20:14:09 <oklopol> oerjan: actually i don't think we're that similar, you're better at topology.
20:14:17 <AnMaster> Like about bridges that didn't hold up
20:14:23 <oklopol> no considerable differences in personalities tho
20:14:31 <oerjan> oklopol: explanation: if that gun in your ass goes off, there will definitely not be any little oklopols
20:14:42 <oklopol> :D
20:14:51 <AnMaster> oklopol, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_McGonagall#Tay_Bridge_Disaster
20:14:54 <oklopol> yes i suppose that was obvious
20:15:13 <AnMaster> I don't think it is about sex
20:15:19 <AnMaster> but I could be wrong
20:23:55 <oerjan> no, that one is about death. those are of course the only alternatives </freud>
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20:36:30 <AnMaster> oerjan, there is a third. Nature, especially "ode to the spring" or similar
20:36:58 <AnMaster> but yeah after that you only got modern statistical flukes which shouldn't even be considered proper poetry
20:36:59 <AnMaster> ;P
20:43:54 <AnMaster> oerjan, wait, how do we put E. A. Poe into this?
20:44:19 <AnMaster> ah it would be death
20:44:20 <AnMaster> right
20:44:31 <oerjan> so i thought. not that i actually know much poetry.
20:44:46 <AnMaster> oerjan, still I maintain that nature can be a valid third category
20:45:03 <oerjan> yeah, i was mainly making a freud joke there
20:45:32 <oerjan> and possibly not even correct freud
20:45:44 <AnMaster> Hamlet = death, Romeo & Juliet = death _and_ love, The Iliad = death mostly, a bit of love too
20:45:47 <AnMaster> hm
20:45:48 <AnMaster> yeah
20:45:52 <AnMaster> this seems to cover all
20:45:53 <AnMaster> :)
20:46:10 <AnMaster> oerjan, heh, didn't notice that
20:46:33 * oerjan recalls something about pastorals
20:46:56 <AnMaster> oerjan, don't they go into the nature category?
20:47:18 <oerjan> and perhaps some love as well
20:47:47 <AnMaster> oerjan, from wikipedia on pastoral poetry: "Pastoral literature began with the poetry of the Hellenistic Greek Theocritus, several of whose Idylls are set in the countryside [...]"
20:47:51 <AnMaster> yep, clearly nature
20:48:16 <AnMaster> I guess Theocritus didn't like the gods btw
20:48:17 <oerjan> the first poem example of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pastoral would seem to confirm the nature+love
20:49:22 <AnMaster> oerjan, so we could say that all poetry is made out of three parts, hm not a good word... ah got it! elements. Right so, ... made out of three elements, in different proportions
20:49:55 <AnMaster> why did I get a dejavu there...
20:50:53 <oerjan> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Classical_element ?
20:51:41 <AnMaster> Ah indeed! their mistake was mixing up matter poetry somehow
20:51:57 <oerjan> heh
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21:20:39 <uorygl> Huh. Apparently, there's a Finnish spot in Michigan.
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21:22:11 <uorygl> Hancock, Michigan.
21:26:10 <AnMaster> funnily "han-" is "male-" in Swedish, not "male" (would be "hane"), but as in "hangroda" (male frog), it isn't used about humans though.
21:26:25 <AnMaster> so what a dirty name of a place
21:26:39 <uorygl> Quite. :(
21:26:42 <uorygl> I mean, :)
21:27:29 <AnMaster> heh
21:28:20 <uorygl> I could go up there and speak Finnish, if I knew Finnish and if they know Finnish. :P
21:28:38 <Deewiant> That holds for most values of "there"
21:29:30 <uorygl> True.
21:29:46 <AnMaster> Deewiant, only most?
21:30:05 <Deewiant> He can't go up to all values
21:30:28 <AnMaster> Deewiant, examples of such values
21:30:52 <Deewiant> The surface of VY Canis Majoris
21:31:21 <Deewiant> Even if uorygl were to know Finnish and they knew Finnish there, he couldn't go up there and speak Finnish
21:31:42 <AnMaster> Deewiant, hm? is it a neutron star or such?
21:31:51 <oerjan> alas, that would finish him
21:31:56 <uorygl> No, but it is a star.
21:32:02 <uorygl> A really big one.
21:32:07 <oerjan> the largest star known iirc
21:32:24 <uorygl> Yeah, Wikipedia says it is.
21:32:28 <oerjan> so more or less the opposite of a neutron star
21:32:43 <AnMaster> in a suitable protective vessel?
21:33:05 <AnMaster> of course I don't know of any such
21:33:13 <AnMaster> but you probably need anti-gravity too
21:33:35 <oerjan> hm if it is _really_ big maybe the upper atmosphere is so thin you could survive there
21:34:04 <uorygl> If you were inside a star, would it be possible for you to obtain usable energy?
21:34:25 <oerjan> hm the second law of thermodynamics might be a problem
21:34:34 <uorygl> Yeah.
21:34:40 <oerjan> not cold place to send waste energy
21:34:42 <oerjan> *no
21:35:04 <uorygl> How does the Earth stay cool? I guess we radiate energy into outer space, which means that outer space is in fact colder than Earth.
21:35:05 <Deewiant> I'm making a couple of reasonable assumptions here, such as no terribly unexpected technological breakthroughs during uorygl's lifespan
21:35:48 * oerjan whispers something about technological singularity
21:37:28 <oerjan> uorygl: the temperature of outer space is essentially the temperature of the cosmic microwave background (3 K) iirc
21:37:37 <oerjan> *about 3 K
21:37:50 <uorygl> Hm, I guess if you could put yourself inside some really good thermal insulation, you could probably pull hot plasma in, fuse it yourself, and spit it back out.
21:37:58 <uorygl> You could get a bit of a thermal gradient that way.
21:39:26 <uorygl> I'm guessing that solar panels emit light when hot and subjected to voltage.
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21:40:45 <uorygl> Since they produce voltage when cool and subjected to light.
21:40:55 <Phantom_Hoover> Apparently my name is "purple!
21:41:51 <oerjan> uorygl: i wouldn't want to bet either way, apart from blackbody radiation of course
21:42:50 <pikhq> uorygl: Most things emit light when hot. :)
21:43:00 <pikhq> And most things when subjected to voltage get hot.
21:43:11 <uorygl> Hm, yes.
21:43:36 <Phantom_Hoover> Given a gradient of entropy, can you use that for power?
21:43:53 <uorygl> Yes.
21:44:09 <uorygl> Because a gradient of entropy means that somewhere, entropy is less than the maximum. :)
21:44:10 <pikhq> Yes, that is how most power generation functions.
21:44:31 <Phantom_Hoover> "most"?
21:44:55 * uorygl ponders a purely mechanical analogy of a solar panel.
21:45:23 <uorygl> So. A wire is like a cable, and light is like lots of little balls.
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21:45:55 <uorygl> There's this panel thingy. When the little balls strike it, the energy from the strike goes into tugging the cable.
21:46:06 <uorygl> There's a ratchet that prevents the cable from slipping backwards.
21:46:30 <uorygl> The thing is, the ratchet generates heat when it's operated, and a ratchet, when hot enough, is no longer effective.
21:46:35 <AnMaster> <oerjan> not cold place to send waste energy <-- so build a huge stirling engine, extending from inside the star to a point sufficiently far away from the star
21:46:36 <AnMaster> :D
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21:47:14 <uorygl> So it seems like a hot solar panel indeed ought to act light a flashlight.
21:47:30 <AnMaster> uorygl, what?
21:47:44 <uorygl> Indeed ought to convert electricity to light, I should say.
21:48:15 <AnMaster> uorygl, really?
21:48:17 <AnMaster> huh
21:48:32 <AnMaster> uorygl, sure the process in a solar panel is reversible like that?
21:48:36 <AnMaster> sure for motor/generator it is
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21:48:54 <uorygl> If it weren't, we'd have a way to get around that nasty Second Law.
21:49:13 <AnMaster> uorygl, but can you generate electricity by shining a strong light on a normal lightbulb?
21:49:35 <uorygl> Light bulbs convert electricity into heat, and that heat into light.
21:49:48 <uorygl> The light will get converted into heat, sure, but that heat will not produce electricity.
21:49:54 <AnMaster> uorygl, why not
21:50:00 <oerjan> uorygl: um but the second law doesn't say that you can get better than blackbody radiation that way, i think
21:50:00 <AnMaster> it should according to your logic?
21:50:08 <uorygl> You can generate heat, but you can't un-generate heat!
21:50:09 <Phantom_Hoover> Wait, what power-generation methods *don't* use an entropy gradient?
21:50:20 <AnMaster> uorygl, why not, isn't it the same as the solar cell?
21:50:23 <Phantom_Hoover> uorygl: UNLESS YOU'RE GOD.
21:50:47 * uorygl imagines a mechanical analogy of a light bulb.
21:50:50 <AnMaster> uorygl, also you can convert it into mechanical power using a stirling engine, then drive a generator with it
21:51:00 <AnMaster> but
21:51:07 <AnMaster> not with the lightbulb alone
21:51:21 <AnMaster> uorygl, black body radiation sure
21:51:24 <AnMaster> or such
21:51:57 <AnMaster> but my point was that I'm pretty sure any given device doesn't have to be reversible in itself
21:52:02 <uorygl> AnMaster: mmkay, I guess it will generate electricity, but that electricity will be Brownian motion.
21:52:09 <AnMaster> uorygl, eh?
21:52:27 <uorygl> The current will just sort of jitter back and forth randomly.
21:52:29 <AnMaster> ah
21:53:05 <uorygl> Hm, I would bet that diodes also heat up during use, and that hot diodes also fail.
21:54:02 <uorygl> In conclusion: thank goodness Earth's atmosphere is translucent.
21:54:45 * uorygl briefly wonders whether he's doing something irrational or pseudoscientific, but realizes that he's actually making lots of predictions.
21:54:46 <AnMaster> uorygl, what?
21:55:17 <uorygl> If Earth's atmosphere weren't translucent, light would neither enter or leave, and so photosynthesis would be impossible, and Earth would get really hot.
21:55:35 <AnMaster> uorygl, and yes hot diods can fail. Isn't that how one type of PROM worked basically?
21:55:37 <pikhq> Phantom_Hoover: Willing power into being
21:56:04 <Phantom_Hoover> That has the caveat of not actually working.
21:56:08 <Phantom_Hoover> \o/
21:56:08 <myndzi> |
21:56:08 <myndzi> /<
21:56:22 <Phantom_Hoover> It still doesn't work.
21:56:30 <uorygl> Suppose that there are lots of rocks on top of a cliff, and you generate power by lowering them to the ground.
21:56:32 <pikhq> uorygl: Heat would, however, enter. And it would end up leaving.
21:56:45 <pikhq> (if nothing else, because of blackbody radiation)
21:56:46 <uorygl> Does that have an entropy gradient?
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21:56:51 <uorgl> \o/
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21:56:56 <pikhq> Yes, that is an entropy gradient.
21:57:01 <uorgl> \o/ \o/
21:57:07 <uorgl> \o/ \o/
21:57:08 <myndzi> | |
21:57:08 <myndzi> /< /<
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21:57:39 <AnMaster> misaligned as usual
21:58:19 <uorygl> \m/ \o/ \m/ \m/ \o/ \m/ \o/ \m/ \m/ \o/ \m/ \m/ \o/ \m/ \o/ \m/ \m/ \o/ \m/ \o/ \m/
21:58:29 * uorygl pokes myndzi.
21:58:41 <uorygl> \m/ \o/
21:58:41 <myndzi> |
21:58:41 <myndzi> /<
21:58:51 <uorygl> \m/ \o/ \m/ \m/ \o/ \m/ \o/ \m/
21:58:51 <myndzi> | `\o/ | |
21:58:52 <myndzi> >\ | /< /|
21:58:52 <myndzi> (_|'\
21:58:52 <myndzi> |_)
21:58:55 * Phantom_Hoover writes a function with 3 nested MAPCARs
21:58:57 <AnMaster> what?
21:58:58 <uorygl> Strange.
21:59:01 <Phantom_Hoover> I feel... unclean.
21:59:05 <Phantom_Hoover> /m/
21:59:10 <Phantom_Hoover> \m/
21:59:12 <AnMaster> uorygl, at least it lined up, since you have the same nick length
21:59:24 <Phantom_Hoover> /o/o/o/
21:59:24 <myndzi> | |
21:59:24 <myndzi> /< |\
21:59:30 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, does not line up
21:59:43 <uorygl> It lines up here in my monospace font.
21:59:53 <uorygl> Hm, your client omits leading spaces, doesn't it.
22:00:01 <uorygl> Does this message look like it starts with a bunch of spaces?
22:00:10 <Phantom_Hoover> Yes.
22:00:35 <AnMaster> uorygl, there are spaces at the start of it
22:00:44 <uorygl> How many?
22:00:52 <AnMaster> uorygl, it is under your t
22:00:52 <Deewiant> The correct amount
22:00:54 <AnMaster> in omits
22:00:58 <uorygl> Huh.
22:01:00 <AnMaster> the D is under the t that is
22:01:08 <uorygl> Then I wonder why myndzi's stuff doesn't appear to line up.
22:01:10 <Deewiant> uorygl: AnMaster's client right-aligns nicks
22:01:17 <uorygl> Mm.
22:01:23 <Deewiant> So that all message content starts from the same column
22:01:32 <AnMaster> uorygl, the thing is, I have a divider, nicks right align against it, then the text left aligns on the other side
22:01:42 <uorygl> /o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o\o\o\o\o\o\o\o\o\
22:01:43 <myndzi> | | | | | | | | |
22:01:43 <myndzi> /`\ /| /< /`\ |\ /< >\ |\ /<
22:02:00 <Deewiant> ______________o______________
22:02:01 <myndzi> |
22:02:01 <myndzi> >\
22:02:05 <Phantom_Hoover> Not for me, incidentally.
22:02:15 <Phantom_Hoover> But I'm using a non-monospaced font.
22:02:27 <AnMaster> uorygl, this is fixed (xchat has a floating one, was a bit tricky to do that with ERC), so "Phantom_Hoover" is max length, otherwise the nick will overflow the divider and thus the text would move out from the divider as well
22:02:32 <AnMaster> which would piss me off a lot
22:02:43 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, SINNER!
22:03:12 <Phantom_Hoover> It's not going to kill me, so it'll just make me stringer.
22:03:22 <uorygl> \o/ \o\ /o/ <o> _o_ -o- "o"
22:03:22 <myndzi> | | | | | |
22:03:22 <myndzi> /< /| >\ /< /| >\
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22:03:23 <Phantom_Hoover> s/i/o/
22:03:24 <myndzi> |
22:03:24 <myndzi> /'\
22:03:28 <Foobarbazzotqux> \o/
22:03:29 <myndzi> |
22:03:29 <myndzi> >\
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22:03:52 <Foobarbazzot> \o/
22:03:52 <myndzi> |
22:03:52 <myndzi> /|
22:03:58 <Foobarbazzotqux> \o/
22:03:58 <myndzi> |
22:03:59 <myndzi> /`\
22:04:03 -!- Foobarbazzot has changed nick to Phantom_Hoover.
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22:05:02 <Phantom_Hoover> Oeranjer!
22:05:21 <Phantom_Hoover> It's like a cross between oerjan and Oranjer.
22:05:22 * AnMaster stabs Foobarbazzotqux for the horrible long nick
22:05:25 <Oranjer> :(
22:05:34 <Foobarbazzotqux> :-P
22:05:44 -!- Foobarbazzotqux has changed nick to Foobarbazzotquxq.
22:05:51 <AnMaster> who is Foobarbazzotquxq btw?
22:06:06 <Foobarbazzotquxq> This seems to be the freenode max length
22:06:15 <Phantom_Hoover> One of our Finnish members.
22:06:31 <Foobarbazzotquxq> Or at least, I tried to set to something longer but this is all it gave.
22:07:20 <oerjan> !haskell import Data.List; main = putStrLn . intersperse '/' $ ['a'..'z']
22:07:28 <Phantom_Hoover> Ah, so that's why I couldn't call myself Phantom_Hoovershire
22:07:31 <EgoBot> a/b/c/d/e/f/g/h/i/j/k/l/m/n/o/p/q/r/s/t/u/v/w/x/y/z
22:07:31 <myndzi> |
22:07:31 <myndzi> /\
22:07:41 <Phantom_Hoover> Why a ?
22:07:58 <oerjan> !haskell import Data.List; main = putStrLn . intersperse '/' $ ['A'..'Z']
22:08:00 <EgoBot> A/B/C/D/E/F/G/H/I/J/K/L/M/N/O/P/Q/R/S/T/U/V/W/X/Y/Z
22:08:06 <AnMaster> !bf98 a,a.@
22:08:07 <oerjan> BAH
22:08:08 <AnMaster> hm
22:08:11 <AnMaster> !befunge98 a,a.@
22:08:15 <AnMaster> !befunge98 a.a,@
22:08:16 <EgoBot> 10
22:08:21 <Foobarbazzotquxq> !haskell import Data.List; main = putStrLn . intercalate "/\" $ ['a'..'z']
22:08:26 <AnMaster> right, that was the command
22:08:42 <Foobarbazzotquxq> !haskell import Data.List; main = putStrLn . intercalate "/\\" $ ['a'..'z']
22:08:42 <AnMaster> !befunge98 "/o/",,,a.@
22:08:42 <myndzi> |
22:08:43 <myndzi> /<
22:08:43 <EgoBot> /o/10
22:08:43 <ais523> Foobarbazzotquxq: you just hit one of my stalkwords
22:08:43 <myndzi> |
22:08:43 <myndzi> >\
22:08:48 <AnMaster> !befunge98 "/o/",,,a,@
22:08:48 <myndzi> |
22:08:48 <myndzi> /|
22:08:49 <EgoBot> /o/
22:08:52 <AnMaster> okay
22:08:57 <AnMaster> wth is going on there
22:09:03 <Foobarbazzotquxq> ais523: Right, "intercal" :-)
22:09:05 <AnMaster> oh it is trying to do mine
22:09:05 <ais523> hmm, are you trying to trigger myndzi deliberately
22:09:07 <ais523> Foobarbazzotquxq: yep
22:09:28 <AnMaster> !befunge98 a" /o/">:#,_@
22:09:28 <myndzi> |
22:09:28 <myndzi> |\
22:09:29 <EgoBot> /o/
22:09:29 <myndzi> |
22:09:29 <myndzi> /'\
22:09:33 <AnMaster> ...
22:09:35 <AnMaster> !befunge98 a" /m/">:#,_@
22:09:36 <EgoBot> /m/
22:09:40 <AnMaster> !befunge98 a" \m/">:#,_@
22:09:40 <EgoBot> /m\
22:09:44 <AnMaster> !befunge98 a" \m\">:#,_@
22:09:44 <EgoBot> \m\
22:09:46 <Foobarbazzotquxq> !haskell import Data.List; main = putStrLn . intercalate "/\\" . map (:[]) $ ['a'..'z']
22:09:48 <EgoBot> a/\b/\c/\d/\e/\f/\g/\h/\i/\j/\k/\l/\m/\n/\o/\p/\q/\r/\s/\t/\u/\v/\w/\x/\y/\z
22:09:48 <myndzi> |
22:09:49 <myndzi> |\
22:09:51 <AnMaster> !befunge98 a" /m\">:#,_@
22:09:52 <EgoBot> \m/
22:09:58 <AnMaster> wait what
22:10:06 <AnMaster> Gregor, why does it remove spaces at the start?
22:10:10 <AnMaster> Gregor, it is broken!
22:10:13 <Deewiant> !befunge98 a"/m\ ">:#,_@
22:10:13 <EgoBot> \m/
22:10:25 <Deewiant> Your spaces were at the end
22:10:28 <AnMaster> Deewiant, wait, backwards, but still broken
22:10:31 <AnMaster> it removed spaces there too
22:10:38 <AnMaster> Deewiant, and at end
22:10:43 <AnMaster> it strips trailing/leading spaces
22:10:44 <AnMaster> :(
22:11:43 <oerjan> !haskell putStr " what "
22:11:44 <EgoBot> what
22:11:51 <oerjan> :(
22:12:08 <AnMaster> oerjan, see
22:12:10 <AnMaster> it is broken
22:12:12 -!- Foobarbazzotquxq has quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.86 [Firefox 3.6.3/20100401080539]).
22:12:13 <AnMaster> Gregor, !!!!!!!!
22:12:31 <AnMaster> so, who was Foobarbazzotquxq?
22:13:00 <oerjan> a mysterious stranger
22:13:19 <AnMaster> oerjan, unlikely
22:13:23 <AnMaster> .fi
22:13:26 <AnMaster> but chatzilla at quit
22:13:38 <ais523> not someone I recognise
22:13:43 <AnMaster> doesn't match Deewiant or oklopol or fizzie
22:13:43 <ais523> they were acting like a regular, though
22:13:43 <Phantom_Hoover> oklopol: I accuse you.
22:13:46 <AnMaster> ais523, yes
22:13:52 <Phantom_Hoover> Bahh.
22:13:55 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, -oklopol- VERSION mIRC v6.35 Khaled Mardam-Bey
22:13:59 <FireFly> xchat; why?
22:14:04 <AnMaster> could have used a non-standard irc client
22:14:07 <AnMaster> FireFly, mistab of fizzie
22:14:10 <FireFly> Ah
22:14:15 <AnMaster> FireFly, but hi anyway
22:14:22 <FireFly> ;)
22:14:22 <Deewiant> I thought I was pretty obvious but I guess not
22:14:23 <AnMaster> FireFly, was a while ago I last saw you speak
22:14:24 <FireFly> Hm
22:14:31 <FireFly> Yep, been doing other stuff
22:14:41 * oerjan swats FireFly -----###
22:14:45 <FireFly> :D
22:15:12 <FireFly> Caps lock
22:15:15 * FireFly withdraws
22:15:54 <oerjan> lacks cop
22:16:10 <AnMaster> oerjan, withdrawal from the swatter?
22:16:12 <AnMaster> hm
22:16:13 <AnMaster> perhaps
22:16:17 <oerjan> yes
22:16:52 <FireFly> The fact that I speak as we speak is a pretty solid symptom
22:17:10 <AnMaster> FireFly, wait, was that a meme variant?
22:17:13 <FireFly> Hm
22:17:15 <FireFly> Actually not
22:17:18 <FireFly> But it does look like one
22:17:29 <AnMaster> FireFly, the "put some X in your X so you can X while you X" or however it goes
22:17:32 <oerjan> if it walks like a meme...
22:17:38 <AnMaster> oerjan, AUGH
22:17:44 <FireFly> Is #esoteric duck-typed?
22:18:27 <oerjan> of course, i'm letting a duck do all my typing. doesn't everyone?
22:18:40 <oerjan> or wait, maybe that's why my typing is so slow
22:18:55 <AnMaster> :D
22:19:05 <AnMaster> oerjan, if it walks like a meme it is probably an MMU, right?
22:19:07 <Deewiant> Pretty accurate though
22:19:21 <AnMaster> Deewiant, ffs, trained duck obviously
22:19:45 <oerjan> it's an immigrant from peking
22:19:57 <AnMaster> what=
22:20:01 <AnMaster> s/=/?/
22:20:02 <Deewiant> AnMaster: Well, you'd expect such to be fast as well
22:20:27 <FireFly> A miracle it hasn't been eaten yet, though
22:20:57 <AnMaster> Deewiant, how could it be fast when it has to aim a twig hold in it's mouth to type
22:21:02 <AnMaster> ...
22:21:07 <AnMaster> that's just absurd
22:21:16 <Deewiant> I didn't realize a twig was involved
22:21:20 <Deewiant> Is it also trained?
22:22:10 <AnMaster> Deewiant, the twig? Varies, untrained twigs are more common in the southern parts of Europe, elsewhere it is mostly trained twigs only
22:22:22 <Deewiant> Mm
22:23:28 <oerjan> FireFly: well that's why it emigrated, obviously
22:23:45 <AnMaster> oerjan, I suppose the twig is trained then?
22:23:53 <oerjan> what twig
22:23:54 <FireFly> Ah, I guess so
22:23:57 <AnMaster> oerjan, see above
22:24:07 <AnMaster> since it wasn't from southern Europe
22:24:27 <AnMaster> Deewiant, anyway the twig is needed because otherwise it can't hit a single key at a time
22:24:27 <oerjan> seriously AnMaster, you shouldn't go around making such stupid ideas out of thin air
22:24:51 <Deewiant> AnMaster: Can't it just peck?
22:24:56 <AnMaster> oerjan, this is common knowledge, nice try at joke there, but it isn't 1 April
22:25:19 <oerjan> Deewiant: it's very much a peck and hunt typer
22:25:35 <Deewiant> Yes, that's what I'd imagine from a duck
22:25:52 <Deewiant> (Btw, it's "hunt and peck")
22:25:55 <AnMaster> Deewiant, depends on the species, how wide the end is
22:26:10 <AnMaster> what do you call the "näbb" in English btw?
22:26:12 <AnMaster> of a bird
22:26:13 <Deewiant> Well, if you have a typist duck you obviously want a thin-billed one
22:26:23 <AnMaster> ah bill
22:26:24 <AnMaster> right
22:26:34 <Deewiant> Or b eak
22:26:35 <Deewiant> beak*
22:26:43 <AnMaster> Deewiant, yes but this was only found out relatively recently, thus the twig is still common practise
22:26:51 <Deewiant> Bill is for the flat kind of ones, I think
22:26:56 <oerjan> Deewiant: no it pecks the keys so hard it has to hunt for them afterwards
22:27:07 <Deewiant> That seems extremely suboptimal
22:27:15 <oerjan> you'd think
22:27:16 <Deewiant> I'd go so far as to call that pessimal
22:27:26 <AnMaster> Deewiant, see, that is the downside of using thin-beaked ones
22:27:39 <AnMaster> Deewiant, you won't get that with a twig, it will slide before that point
22:27:39 <Deewiant> Meh
22:27:45 <Deewiant> All too complicated
22:27:46 <AnMaster> or break
22:27:52 <Deewiant> I think I'll just type myself for the time being
22:28:38 <AnMaster> Deewiant, what? Rube Goldberg said it was too simple when asked.
22:28:42 <AnMaster> surely you are jesting!
22:28:43 <oerjan> AnMaster: the upside is that the bill is small
22:29:04 <AnMaster> oerjan, oh yeah it doesn't cost a lot
22:29:08 <Deewiant> Rube Goldberg's standards are not mine
22:29:28 <oerjan> it's the goldberg standard
22:30:52 <Phantom_Hoover> http://www.diycalculator.com/sp-hrrgcomp.shtml
22:30:58 <Phantom_Hoover> The Rube Goldberg computer.
22:31:08 <Phantom_Hoover> (I've already posted it but whatever)
22:31:10 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, old
22:31:24 <Phantom_Hoover> oerjan made me.
22:31:33 <Phantom_Hoover> fungot
22:31:41 <Phantom_Hoover> fungot?
22:32:07 <Deewiant> fungot
22:32:07 <fungot> Deewiant: and is one of the other qubits should stay the same?)
22:32:10 <Phantom_Hoover> O fungot, o fungot, where hast thou gone?
22:32:11 <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: the job of a portable bignum library? i think you should understand how to determine for certain if you are
22:32:24 <Phantom_Hoover> ^style lovecraft
22:32:24 <fungot> Selected style: lovecraft (H. P. Lovecraft's writings)
22:32:31 <Phantom_Hoover> fungot, much better.
22:32:32 <oerjan> fungot: how much does the job of a portable bignum library pay?
22:32:33 <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: the unfinished pictures on fnord or in the tacit assumption that from this line sprang the bold companion and lieutenant of the black abyss sharply fnord tunnels whose mouths we carefully drew, according to the carvings from which we had instinctively clung throughout our desperate flight, we fnord a branch of the de grey and entered the hotel; while the passengers the same men whom i had thought.
22:32:34 <fungot> oerjan: the whisperer in darkness. once, for example. he fnord me on his professional honor that joe slater was unmistakably dying. perhaps it was what poor lakes dissection had indicated fnord and to this they bent all the force of its fnord and fnord palace of the sun, but grey and dismal.
22:32:47 <Deewiant> ^style
22:32:47 <fungot> Available: agora alice c64 ct darwin discworld europarl ff7 fisher ic irc jargon lovecraft* nethack pa speeches ss wp youtube
22:32:56 <Phantom_Hoover> How the hell is "fnord" Lovecraftian?
22:33:16 <Deewiant> "fnord" is the replacement used when there's only one instance of the actual word in the corpus
22:33:28 <Deewiant> Thus, "fnord" becomes very Lovecraftian.
22:33:30 <pikhq> For greater amusement.
22:33:41 <Phantom_Hoover> ^style jargon
22:33:42 <fungot> Selected style: jargon (UNIX-HATERS mailing list archive)
22:33:44 <Phantom_Hoover> fungot
22:33:45 <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: " in solaris, sun will address that problem, that your intentions have been organized very differently than most people think--perhaps around a single token. like what the ethernet type field isn't recognizable. oh, and
22:33:59 <oerjan> hoc est corpus cthulhu
22:34:11 <pikhq> fungot: What thinketh ye?
22:34:11 <fungot> pikhq: from csh type ' exit', is a simple protocol which provides an interface to c. if is not the maximum size declared by any module that is near telegraph ave, where you put your keys.
22:34:34 <pikhq> Oooh, Telegraph Ave.
22:34:40 <Deewiant> Where you put your keys.
22:35:00 <oerjan> the keys to success
22:35:23 <Phantom_Hoover> ^style
22:35:24 <fungot> Available: agora alice c64 ct darwin discworld europarl ff7 fisher ic irc jargon* lovecraft nethack pa speeches ss wp youtube
22:35:31 <Phantom_Hoover> ^style speeches
22:35:31 <fungot> Selected style: speeches (misc. speeches from Project Gutenberg)
22:35:33 <Phantom_Hoover> fungot
22:35:35 <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: " says i, ' i can't afford it, mr. owen, i am satisfied, with the golden staff in one hand and the school report in the other.
22:35:39 <Phantom_Hoover> fungot
22:35:41 <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: the battle of waterloo, barere proposed that the members of the house to take away the big coat from the little boy and to put perpetual desolation as a barrier between him and his hotel but hell and the hackman."
22:35:57 <AnMaster> ^style ct
22:35:57 <fungot> Selected style: ct (Chrono Trigger game script)
22:36:07 <AnMaster> fungot, what about the sword?
22:36:07 <fungot> AnMaster: see? i like marle better than " princess,' the chosen time has come! he's strong and he's gonna thrash those monsters! yea! is it?
22:36:08 <Phantom_Hoover> fungot
22:36:08 <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: and you call yourself a frog, and ayla... i will not betray my friends! are you leaving!
22:36:11 <AnMaster> fungot, no?
22:36:12 <fungot> AnMaster: cyrus! are you leaving!!! the monster who kidnapped the princess to the castle! and letting these...hoodlums in here? traitors like you deserve from heckran! ha!! gotcha!
22:36:21 <AnMaster> fungot, seriously the sword...
22:36:21 <fungot> AnMaster: from where does the hero alone have the power. " m, madam...! i am, are you?! c'mon!!!
22:36:25 <AnMaster> fungot, ...
22:36:25 <fungot> AnMaster: i, myself, will bring an end to all. ghosts lurk in the ruins! the structural damage is severe. the tale?
22:36:28 <Phantom_Hoover> fungot: I'm not leaving.
22:36:29 <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: but, we are far outnumbered!? i sense!"
22:36:35 <AnMaster> fungot, sigh
22:36:35 <fungot> AnMaster: but, we are far outnumbered! the king does not wish! we shall hold this position to the last man! big fire where lavos fall from sky! we no can call you " knight cyrus fell while protecting our kingdom from magus. i'd stay away!
22:36:41 <Phantom_Hoover> fungot: We aren't that outnumbered.
22:36:42 <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: that sword alone can't stop! that sword alone can't stop! that sword alone can't stop! that sword alone can't stop! that sword alone can't stop! that sword alone can't stop! that sword alone can't stop! that sword alone can't stop! that sword alone can't stop! that sword alone can't stop! that sword alone can't stop! that sword alone can't stop! that sword alone can't stop! that sword alone can't stop! that swor
22:36:45 <AnMaster> YES!
22:36:49 <AnMaster> perfect
22:37:00 <AnMaster> ^style
22:37:00 <fungot> Available: agora alice c64 ct* darwin discworld europarl ff7 fisher ic irc jargon lovecraft nethack pa speeches ss wp youtube
22:37:06 <AnMaster> ^style darwin
22:37:06 <fungot> Selected style: darwin (Books by Charles Darwin -- you know, that evilution guy)
22:37:10 <AnMaster> fungot, hello there
22:37:13 <fungot> AnMaster: if this passage, which probably is an entrance:/ water at great depths:/ pressure, though spread over a wider surface than that acted on by like causes inducing similar modifications. with respect to/ tower-like castings near nice had been ejected on an inclined surface, and not exclusively from being transported to a distance :) about half a crown apiece. it seems however doubtful, judging from those two wonderful an
22:37:31 <Deewiant> /two/ an?
22:37:36 <Deewiant> fungot: You sure?
22:37:38 <fungot> Deewiant: ever yours, c. darwin. 17 spring gardens, london, fnord, morphology, adaptive characters, 426. land-shells, distribution :), 394. man, moreover, made a great blunder in taking families instead :) smaller groups will become utterly extinct. in failing orders, with/ exception :) a few miles from edinburgh, and saw and conversed with many :) its shorter axis: there are, according to their periods :) arrival and maturity
22:37:43 <AnMaster> the smiles were a bug iirc
22:37:48 <AnMaster> in the model generator
22:38:30 <Phantom_Hoover> ^style agora
22:38:31 <fungot> Selected style: agora (a large selection of Agora rules, both current and historical)
22:38:33 <AnMaster> "17 spring gardens, london, fnord" <-- best address ever
22:38:33 <Phantom_Hoover> fungot
22:38:34 <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: players may vote on an ordinary
22:38:46 <AnMaster> fungot, now this style is boring, don't you agree
22:38:46 <fungot> AnMaster: ( a) auctioneer: the auction e is the
22:38:51 <AnMaster> yeah exactly
22:39:01 <AnMaster> Phantom_Hoover, it's a nomic in case you don't know
22:39:05 <Phantom_Hoover> Agora is one of those things I might conceivably be interested in, but I can't be bothered. Eh, fungot?
22:39:06 <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: b) if an oligarch at the time of casting unity
22:39:34 <AnMaster> ^style ic
22:39:34 <fungot> Selected style: ic (INTERCAL manual)
22:39:38 <AnMaster> fungot, hi there
22:39:38 <fungot> AnMaster: e099 programmer is insufficiently polite
22:39:51 <AnMaster> fungot, PLEASE say something then
22:39:52 <fungot> AnMaster: the `try again'. ( the last character output before it will issue this warning is meant to go, and from-gerund `come from' itself ( if a `come from'.
22:40:11 <AnMaster> fungot, heh
22:40:11 <fungot> AnMaster: intercal-72 c-intercal clc-intercal j-intercal yes all versions all versions
22:40:22 <AnMaster> ais523, hey, was that all versions ^
22:40:30 <Deewiant> yes all versions all versions
22:40:39 <AnMaster> Deewiant, I don't trust fungot
22:40:39 <fungot> AnMaster: the multithreading and backtracking extensions to intercal programs; it cannot be `reinstated' or `next from's. the solution is to produce 32-bit results; except in some ways than some other languages.
22:40:42 <ais523> AnMaster: it means, it's available in all versions of c-intercal and clc-intercal, also in intercal-72
22:40:44 <oerjan> obviously obviously
22:40:46 <ais523> it's fungot attempting to repeat a table
22:40:46 <fungot> ais523: this declaration and definition::.
22:40:58 <AnMaster> ais523, ah
22:41:14 <AnMaster> ^style
22:41:14 <fungot> Available: agora alice c64 ct darwin discworld europarl ff7 fisher ic* irc jargon lovecraft nethack pa speeches ss wp youtube
22:41:28 <pikhq> ^style youtube
22:41:28 <fungot> Selected style: youtube (Some YouTube comments)
22:41:36 <pikhq> fungot: Like youtube?
22:41:36 <fungot> pikhq: dont fuck this movie
22:41:43 <AnMaster> fungot, good idea
22:41:43 <fungot> AnMaster: to any airbus plane. 3 passengers sadly died the most awesome thing ever.
22:41:51 <AnMaster> but pikhq beat me to selecting a style hm
22:42:04 <AnMaster> fungot, also I don't agree that is awesome
22:42:04 <fungot> AnMaster: whats the difference between watching in hd
22:42:04 <pikhq> Oddly, fungot appears to be more grammatical off of Youtube comments.
22:42:05 <fungot> pikhq: music on myspace...paulo brazil search and select the first computer controlled
22:42:16 <AnMaster> pikhq, ?
22:42:20 <AnMaster> ^style europarl
22:42:20 <fungot> Selected style: europarl (European Parliament speeches during approx. 1996-2006)
22:42:30 <AnMaster> fungot, hm?
22:42:30 <fungot> AnMaster: mr president, ladies and gentlemen, i would like to take an extremely firm request to the governments.
22:42:41 <ais523> pikhq: it's because youtube comments are stupid enough on average anyway that fungot grammar wouldn't be any worse
22:42:42 <fungot> ais523: mr president, the iranian sentences, which have not been able to prepare that ground carefully. on south-eastern europe, i must say that today's debate has shown, with what moral authority, can the governments of the united states
22:42:44 <AnMaster> fungot, oh, carry on, what is this request?
22:42:45 <fungot> AnMaster: mr president, i know it is still important to recall the context in which these organic compounds are released. and the way we pay taxes!' just like myself, at the actions of ukraine in the field of biotechnology. to allow forests to grow.
22:43:12 <AnMaster> fungot, I fail to see how tax and organic compounds are related but carry on...
22:43:13 <fungot> AnMaster: mr president, we europeans most certainly have. once again, by the vice-president in the chair.
22:43:21 <AnMaster> heh
22:44:07 <oerjan> you can tax organic compounds. Q.E.D.
22:44:09 <AnMaster> "the iranian sentences, which have not been able to prepare that ground carefully." <-- wtf, some sort of alchemy?
22:44:38 <AnMaster> ^style
22:44:38 <fungot> Available: agora alice c64 ct darwin discworld europarl* ff7 fisher ic irc jargon lovecraft nethack pa speeches ss wp youtube
22:44:48 <AnMaster> ^style ss
22:44:48 <fungot> Selected style: ss (Shakespeare's writings)
22:44:52 <AnMaster> fungot, oh?
22:44:52 <fungot> AnMaster: sir godfrey.
22:44:59 <AnMaster> fungot, I don't think I seen this before
22:45:00 <fungot> AnMaster: powres the poyson in his eares. yet i perswade my selfe, richard shall liue to make the wench amends, is to goe to the feast, and to the marriage of true minds admit impediments, love is not love which alters when it alteration finds, or bends with the remover to remove. o no, no
22:45:21 <AnMaster> I can't read that, well only random words
22:45:29 <AnMaster> just comes out as jumble to me
22:45:35 * pikhq can read it just fine
22:45:37 <AnMaster> maybe a native English speaker could manage it
22:45:43 <pikhq> It's not *coherent*, but certainly can read it.
22:45:43 <AnMaster> ais523, what about you
22:45:55 <AnMaster> pikhq, yes but you are not typical
22:46:04 -!- FireFly has quit (Quit: swatted to death).
22:46:09 <AnMaster> you could use that sort of language in all seriousness!
22:46:14 <ais523> it's not hard to read
22:46:16 <pikhq> AnMaster: Most of it is just archaic spellings.
22:46:27 <AnMaster> liue?
22:46:28 <ais523> the spelling's outdated, that's about it
22:46:31 <pikhq> I haven't a clue what "liue" is, though.
22:46:44 <ais523> "live" probably
22:46:44 <oerjan> live ?
22:46:52 <ais523> there wasn't a large distinction between "u" and "v" back then
22:47:04 <pikhq> Except that they did have a huge distinction between "u" and "v" back then.
22:47:08 <AnMaster> ^style
22:47:08 <fungot> Available: agora alice c64 ct darwin discworld europarl ff7 fisher ic irc jargon lovecraft nethack pa speeches ss* wp youtube
22:47:12 <AnMaster> ^style ff7
22:47:12 <fungot> Selected style: ff7 (Full script of the game Final Fantasy VII)
22:47:16 <AnMaster> oh that one
22:47:17 <AnMaster> meh
22:47:20 <AnMaster> ^style fisher
22:47:20 <fungot> Selected style: fisher (Fisher corpus of transcribed telephone conversations)
22:47:40 <AnMaster> hm I think I reached the limit, someone else have to talk to it next
22:47:45 <oerjan> something fishy about that
22:47:54 <AnMaster> oerjan, so highlight fungot
22:47:55 <pikhq> HAIL FUNGOT TOGNUF
22:48:04 <AnMaster> pikhq, case sensitive
22:48:08 <oerjan> FUNGOT THE GREAT
22:48:13 <pikhq> HAIL fungot TOGNUF
22:48:13 <AnMaster> case sensitive!
22:48:13 <fungot> pikhq: who can't separate between like i i think you can do to this computer that i can't
22:48:16 <AnMaster> ah
22:48:22 <AnMaster> fungot, what?
22:48:22 <fungot> AnMaster: right right um i i borrowed a may twenty sixth copy of business week has been our mayor of detroit got into a fight with w- laughter one of the
22:48:44 <AnMaster> strange style
22:48:55 <Deewiant> fungot: Awesome
22:48:56 <fungot> Deewiant: so do you know he
22:49:00 <Deewiant> fungot: Yep
22:49:00 <fungot> Deewiant: yeah yeah it doesn't feel good but like when i first started going to the theater
22:49:29 <AnMaster> fungot, eh?
22:49:29 <fungot> AnMaster: if you're not happy))
22:49:34 <AnMaster> fungot, oh I am
22:49:34 <fungot> AnMaster: un- unless he starts to en- to enjoy watching the tae bo that i had
22:49:45 <Deewiant> fungot: Tae bo?
22:49:45 <fungot> Deewiant: no she no they're not having ah they're not you got to look at why they try to get together there you know
22:50:01 <Deewiant> Awfully schizophrenic :-P
22:51:23 <AnMaster> haha
22:51:46 <Deewiant> fungot: No, I don't know
22:51:46 <fungot> Deewiant: um i'm pretty sure
22:51:52 <Deewiant> fungot: I'm sure
22:51:52 <fungot> Deewiant: which makes me even more of our liberties so i i
22:52:26 <AnMaster> fungot, hm
22:52:26 <fungot> AnMaster: you might as well be in the court i'm a law student so i am loving my bread machine
22:52:39 <AnMaster> ^style
22:52:39 <fungot> Available: agora alice c64 ct darwin discworld europarl ff7 fisher* ic irc jargon lovecraft nethack pa speeches ss wp youtube
22:52:42 <AnMaster> ^style alice
22:52:45 <AnMaster> ^style alice
22:52:45 <fungot> Selected style: alice (Books by Lewis Carroll)
22:52:49 <AnMaster> fungot, and then?
22:52:50 <fungot> AnMaster: ' it's a great huge game of chess that's being fnord over the fnord of the fnord here?" he said, taking up quite a bunch of needles.
22:53:12 <AnMaster> meh, too much to hope for the court scene there ;P
22:53:18 <AnMaster> it would have been just too awesome
22:53:26 <AnMaster> fungot, chess, I see
22:53:26 <fungot> AnMaster: " why, suppose oo're walking, fnord" the vice-warden was saying with enthusiasm. " you see, a minute goes by so fearfully quick. you might have known, if you don't hold your tongues, i'll pick you!'
22:53:34 <Phantom_Hoover> fungot
22:53:35 <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: that i had been talking to) was balancing itself on a twig just over her head, ' you may call it " eerie," and sylvie went on again.
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23:06:17 <SgeoN1> Awesome, Windows will not boot into safe mode
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23:39:09 <jabb_> By George, I've got it!
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