00:00:45 -!- zzo38 has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 00:01:56 -!- zzo38 has joined. 00:02:46 -!- zzo38 has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 00:03:18 -!- zzo38_ has joined. 00:03:47 ``````` 00:03:50 No output. 00:04:07 !!!!!!! 00:04:12 ''''''' 00:04:14 /////// 00:04:16 ******* 00:04:17 ??????? 00:04:19 ::::::: 00:04:21 00:04:24 00:04:53 `quote 8754 00:04:54 No output. 00:04:57 `quote 0 00:04:59 10) So what you're saying is that I shouldn't lick my iPhone but instead I should rub it on my eyes first and then lick my eyeballs? \ 20) Meh ._. \ 30) ehird: There is no h in "honour" \ 40) I guess when you're immortal, mapping your fonts isn't necessary \ 46) 00:05:00 10) So what you're saying is that I shouldn't lick my iPhone but instead I should rub it on my eyes first and then lick my eyeballs? \ 20) Meh ._. \ 30) ehird: There is no h in "honour" \ 40) I guess when you're immortal, mapping your fonts isn't necessary \ 46) 00:05:04 Hay!!! 00:05:10 I requested zero!!! 00:06:09 -!- zzo38_ has changed nick to zzo38__. 00:06:51 -!- zzo38__ has quit (Client Quit). 00:08:41 -!- zzo38 has joined. 00:09:12 Is there no such things as quotation number zero? 00:10:50 -!- augur has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 00:11:24 Hopefully I corrected HackEgo so that it will no longer cause unmentionable URLs and so on. I think I figured out how to correct it even though I am not Gregor 00:11:28 -!- CakeProphet has quit (Ping timeout: 246 seconds). 00:13:01 zzo38: How? 00:13:21 `echo ?so 00:13:23 ?so 00:13:23 ?so 00:13:23 not available 00:13:28 ... 00:13:33 OK that will get annoying quickly. 00:13:33 -!- micahjohnston has changed nick to locks. 00:13:44 -!- locks has quit (Disconnected by services). 00:13:46 ... 00:13:50 `echo Now here's a bad idea. 00:13:51 Now here's a bad idea. 00:13:52 Now here's a bad idea. 00:14:00 `echo /quit 00:14:01 /quit 00:14:01 /quit 00:14:05 -!- TeruFSX has joined. 00:14:06 Well, it was worth a shot :P 00:15:50 I think it allows you to force my client to send VERSION and such commands broadcast to channel even if HackEgo does not allow it. Try. 00:16:18 HackEgo filters out \x01 00:16:29 -!- azaq23 has joined. 00:16:38 I know, someone tried it before. 00:16:51 Try something else! 00:16:58 Gregor: Can't you just remove the funky char now that we don't get CTCPs? I promise not to cause any botloops. :p 00:17:19 It's kind of annoying that I have to ctrl-c alt-tab ctrl-v fn-left fn-backspace enter to follow a HackEgo link now. 00:17:43 elliott_: No, now you don't because I fixed it so that you don't have to do that to follow a link now. 00:18:37 But if Gregor want to remove it then please to do so, otherwise how can you it is their choices to make the program the way they liked it to be done. 00:19:15 The real problem(s) is elliott's computer seems the numbers are broke? Is it fixed yet? 00:19:37 Also me? 00:19:47 Otherwise, we will simply have to deal with it... too bad... 00:20:04 zzo38: No, it is not fixed yet. 00:20:54 Well, OK, I think you ought to fix it soon. But if you don't want to then of course I cannot force you to do so. But I do highly advise to fix it. 00:21:02 * Phantom_Hoover → sleep 00:21:07 -!- Phantom_Hoover has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 00:21:56 If you don't like this advice, then you can buy *bad* advice for 200+3i-sqrt(2+e^aleph0) zorkmids 00:22:17 Where x is your age in hours and y is your godfather's shoe size 00:22:34 http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/article_25950 00:22:36 And if you have no godfather?? 00:22:36 Uh... 00:22:47 Why does this review from 2000 mention TF2? 00:23:01 Is the date wrong? 00:23:10 It was announced in 1998. 00:23:17 Ah 00:23:22 Vapourware. 00:23:29 Worse than PSOX! 00:23:29 elliott_: Then just make up a number for y and hope that it would in fact be their proper shoe size in case you did have a godfather and they had shoes. Because if you guess wrong then you make a mistake and have to try again sorry 00:23:38 Except PSOX isn't exactly a fun game 00:23:39 `pastequotes elliott 00:23:40 207) elliott: i like scsh's mechanism best: it's most transparent and doesn't really serve a very useful feature. \ 210) elliott: it's hard to debug havoc on your mirror if you accidentally hit r, then a character could be multiple words long, depending on the task. \ 219) elliott: My university has two 00:23:41 207) elliott: i like scsh's mechanism best: it's most transparent and doesn't really serve a very useful feature. \ 210) elliott: it's hard to debug havoc on your mirror if you accidentally hit r, then a character could be multiple words long, depending on the task. \ 219) elliott: My university has two 00:23:47 e^aleph0? That... that's kind of a plausible cardinal number. 00:23:49 ... that's ... not pastequotes? 00:24:07 Oh, I see, it only pastes ALL quotes, making it equivalent to `url quotes >_< 00:24:09 `pastequotes 00:24:10 1) I used computational linguistics to kill her. \ 2) EgoBot just opened a chat session with me to say "bork bork bork" \ 3) Hmmm... My fingers and tongue seem to be as quick as ever, but my lips have definitely weakened... More practice is in order. \ 4) that's where I 00:24:10 1) I used computational linguistics to kill her. \ 2) EgoBot just opened a chat session with me to say "bork bork bork" \ 3) Hmmm... My fingers and tongue seem to be as quick as ever, but my lips have definitely weakened... More practice is in order. \ 4) that's where I 00:24:18 ... wtf 00:24:27 Clearly, it's at least 2^aleph0 and at most 3^aleph0, buth of which are equal to 2^aleph0. 00:24:32 Gregor: How is that pastequotes? 00:24:35 WTF did you do? 00:24:40 I didn't touch pastequotes. 00:24:40 WTF did zzo38 do? 00:24:45 Gregor: And no, it is NOT equivalent. 00:24:48 `cat bin/pastequotes 00:24:49 pasteallquotes or whatever numbers them. 00:24:50 #!/bin/sh \ if [ "$1" ]; then quote "$1"; else allquotes; fi | paste 00:24:50 #!/bin/sh \ if [ "$1" ]; then quote "$1"; else allquotes; fi | paste 00:24:59 zzo38: Seriously that is annoying. 00:25:01 Turn it off. 00:25:09 `cat bin/paste 00:25:11 #!/bin/bash \ if [ ! "$1" ] \ then \ PASTE=- \ else \ PASTE="$1" \ fi \ \ PASTENUM="$RANDOM" \ \ mkdir -p $HACKENV/paste \ \ echo ' http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/raw-file/tip/paste/paste.'"$PASTENUM" \ cat "$PASTE" > $HACKENV/paste/paste."$PASTENUM" 00:25:16 Now it is off. But later I might turn back on if caused more problems 00:25:29 That is, hopefully I did in fact turn it off and it is not a mistake 00:25:39 Gregor: wtf. 00:25:53 Now see if pastequotes is not broken 00:26:51 `pastequotes 00:26:52 1) I used computational linguistics to kill her. \ 2) EgoBot just opened a chat session with me to say "bork bork bork" \ 3) Hmmm... My fingers and tongue seem to be as quick as ever, but my lips have definitely weakened... More practice is in order. \ 4) that's where I 00:26:56 Still broken. 00:26:58 -!- augur has joined. 00:33:13 -!- micahjohnstonn has changed nick to micahjohnston. 00:34:41 Gregor: Does any JVM compile with NestedVM? 00:35:27 lol 00:35:35 Gregor: Just askin' :P 00:35:46 Zero might. 00:35:57 Awesome. 00:36:07 What about gcj? OK, not a JVM as such, but... 00:36:25 If so: Woo NestedVM is... self-hosting... sort of :P 00:36:26 Probably wouldn't, NestedVM isn't really much of a platform .. 00:36:38 Gregor: I just meant gcj compiling to xeightsix or whatever. 00:37:00 Sparked because of 00:37:04 21:30:13: http://groups.google.com/group/nestedvm/browse_thread/thread/f11cc0b0e9a9b584 < I need sys_select in NestedVM to port Java. 00:37:05 21:30:16: Erm 00:37:05 21:30:19: To port DirectNet. 00:37:31 No, gcj TARGETTING NestedVM is no problem. 00:37:48 21:44:51: GregorR: btw where do you work? 00:37:48 21:45:00: don't say microsoft 00:37:52 Gregor: Nonono, I just mean, something that lets you do 00:37:58 java LolMyGCJ compilation 00:37:58 But gcj RUNNING on NestedVM ... I doubt it. 00:37:59 Hi I am gcj. 00:38:01 Oh what is this. 00:38:05 You want me to compile something? 00:38:08 Then I need a file derp. 00:38:15 [asterisk]LolMyGCJCompilation 00:38:25 Yes, that would be GCJ /running on/ NestedVM. 00:38:34 Right. 00:38:36 However, NestedVM isn't much of a platform. 00:38:46 Isn't gcj written in C++ though??? 00:38:51 I can't imagine it uses too many weird syscalls. 00:39:05 It's just a bit Unixy, like any other GCC. 00:39:12 Right. 00:39:53 * elliott_ reads about Linear Lisp. 00:43:01 would you consider haskell an esoteric language? 00:43:31 It's arguable. 00:43:46 It's not esoteric in the sense that it's widely used and "accepted". 00:43:49 Why would you pour gasoline all over the channel then drop a match? 00:43:52 That's just mean. 00:43:59 It's esoteric in the sense that it's very different from current common practice. 00:44:09 It's hard to define esoteric is without a frame of reference :) 00:44:16 For a mathematician, Haskell is pretty damn conventional. 00:44:20 Gregor: Please, everyone here likes Haskell. 00:44:33 WHY DOES CHROME KEEP DELETING MY COOKIES 00:44:47 Sgeo: It's hungry. 00:46:28 "One of the registers--fr--is distinguished as the "free list" register, and is initialized to point to an infinite list of NIL's." 00:48:22 Proposition 1. List cell reference counts are conserved and are always identically 1. 00:48:22 Proof by induction [Suzuki82,s.4]. All cons cells start out with unity reference counts, and are only manipulated by exchanges which preserve reference counts. QED 00:48:27 What a copout X-D 00:58:31 Sgeo: Because you pushed DELETE or because Chrome is automatic, I don't know if it has a manual mode, it is because Google try to make everything go automatic by Google 00:59:13 Maybe there is some fork with manual override you can check 01:01:32 I wondered if anyone would make the suggestion I made to add to the Forth codes for anarchy golf, to improve compatibility with different versions 01:03:05 `addquote Sgeo: Because you pushed DELETE or because Chrome is automatic, I don't know if it has a manual mode, it is because Google try to make everything go automatic by Google 01:03:07 422) Sgeo: Because you pushed DELETE or because Chrome is automatic, I don't know if it has a manual mode, it is because Google try to make everything go automatic by Google 01:03:41 Chrome is not a car. 01:03:47 It is, instead, a cdr. 01:05:51 Which code golf are you best at? 01:06:43 New super-villain idea: 01:06:46 "Pastor of Disaster" 01:08:12 OK now write the book or whatever it might be 01:16:09 `addquote hobbes, your mom is fat your code snippets mom 01:16:11 423) hobbes, your mom is fat your code snippets mom 01:16:15 Err 01:16:17 `delquote 423 01:16:18 *poof* 01:16:24 `addquote (Hobbes is a chatterbot) hobbes, your mom is fat your code snippets mom 01:16:25 -!- wareya has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 01:16:25 423) (Hobbes is a chatterbot) hobbes, your mom is fat your code snippets mom 01:17:34 -!- wareya has joined. 01:23:50 -!- ajf has changed nick to ajf|offline. 01:30:10 Delquote works now? 01:30:24 Gregor: The three spaces are just to antagonise me, right? :P 01:30:39 `pastequotes 01:30:41 1) I used computational linguistics to kill her. \ 2) EgoBot just opened a chat session with me to say "bork bork bork" \ 3) Hmmm... My fingers and tongue seem to be as quick as ever, but my lips have definitely weakened... More practice is in order. \ 4) that's where I 01:30:43 HOW DOES THAT NOT WORK 01:30:46 IT WORKED BEFORE 01:30:55 `url bin/pastequotes 01:30:57 http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/raw-file/tip/bin/pastequotes 01:30:59 `url bin/paste 01:31:01 http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/raw-file/tip/bin/paste 01:31:23 elliott_: You mean ... the two quotes? 01:31:28 . . . 01:31:29 Erm 01:31:31 Spaces 01:31:38 Look at http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/raw-file/tip/bin/pastequotes. 01:31:51 Then look at: 01:31:51 `pastequotes 01:31:51 1) I used computational linguistics to kill her. \ 2) EgoBot just opened a chat session with me to say "bork bork bork" \ 3) Hmmm... My fingers and tongue seem to be as quick as ever, but my lips have definitely weakened... More practice is in order. \ 4) that's where I 01:31:57 `run echo hi | paste 01:31:59 hi 01:32:02 WTF?? 01:32:05 paste is broken. 01:32:09 So terribly, terribly broken. 01:32:10 Somehow. 01:32:21 `run echo foobar | paste 01:32:22 foobar 01:32:24 Have I already said that "Luaapi" would make an excellent Finnish word? 01:32:26 !!! 01:32:29 `url bin/paste 01:32:30 http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/raw-file/tip/bin/paste 01:32:32 Gregor: I JUST DID THAT YOU IDIOT >_< 01:32:55 PASTENUM="$RANDOM" 01:32:57 elliott_: I needed to see it for myself :P 01:33:01 Disturbing potential for collisions there :P 01:33:10 Although, they're hg'd, so meh 01:33:18 [asterisk]meh. 01:33:21 `revert 312 01:33:23 Done. 01:33:29 `help 01:33:31 Runs arbitrary code in GNU/Linux. Type "`", or "`run " for full shell commands. "`fetch " downloads files. Files saved to $PWD are persistent, and $PWD/bin is in $PATH. $PWD is a mercurial repository, "`revert " can be used to revert to a revision. See http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/ 01:33:38 BTW, if anyone is wondering, the Antarctica international airport /sucks/. 01:34:05 ... there is an Antarctica International Airport? :P 01:34:08 `pastequotes 01:34:09 http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/raw-file/tip/paste/paste.5896 01:34:10 OK that is good advice I can tell someone if they planned to go there 01:34:14 Yes, and they have street lamps in Antarctica, too. 01:34:14 *brain axplote* 01:34:16 No streets though. 01:34:20 They're just dotted about. 01:34:27 They turn on a short while after it gets dark. 01:34:52 And then turn of six months later, when it gets light. 01:34:59 That's only at the South Pole :P 01:35:06 The airport is pretty well-lit, though, and the walls are glass, so it acts as a sort of light. 01:35:22 Basically I was at the airport to get a flight back... 01:35:24 Why would there not be an international airport in Antarctica? 01:35:29 ...but they offered me a car back instead. 01:35:36 And, I just didn't really trust a car with the sea ice, so yeah. 01:35:46 But then I found out they had a train back and that sounded safest and funnest. 01:35:50 So I decided to take the train instead. 01:35:53 But it never arrived and then I woke up. 01:35:55 If there weren't one, people would have to either sail to Antarctica, or first go to a country that has territory in Antarctica. 01:36:07 Conclusion: Fuck Antarctica International Airport. 01:36:22 tswett: Sailing to Antarctica is pretty common y'know :P 01:36:30 elliott_: that sounds difficult 01:36:31 Well... yeah. 01:36:37 I don't think they DO have an international airport, actually. 01:36:43 IIRC flights are generally done via New Zealand or similar. 01:36:44 elliott_: I mean, a whole airport? 01:36:46 is this at once? 01:36:48 coppro: Yesyesyes. 01:36:53 It's a pretty small airport mind you. 01:37:02 In actual fact: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_airports_in_Antarctica 01:37:02 Well, they have an airport that accepts airplanes that aren't from Antarctica. :P 01:37:08 I like how your choice of runway material is gravel, snow, or ice. 01:37:21 Also: variable elevation levels of an airport. 01:37:33 Admittedly, the definition of "airport" here is something like "thing with runway markers on it". 01:37:39 What would be your opinion if TeX has a command to select the lesser bad? 01:38:13 Gregor: The South Pole is awesomely fucked, though; not only do they have six month long days, but it literally has no timezone :P 01:38:32 (They just use New Zealand time, though, because they're TOTALLY BORING.) 01:38:37 elliott_: Do they then have to, whenever they tell the time, have to specify time zone letter? 01:38:47 What they SHOULD do is put twelve am in the middle of the day period, and stretch out the entire year to twenty-four hours. 01:38:47 Well of course it has no timezone... 01:39:00 Gregor: Yeah, but it's still a fun fact :P 01:39:03 They should do then, such as 12:00Z and so on is one way 01:39:20 Gregor: I mean, obviously it's because it exists OUTSIDE OF TIME. 01:39:45 I've always wondered what Antarctic compass roses look like. 01:40:02 How can use a compass on South Pole? 01:40:02 tswett: They're this gigantic circular arrow marked "S". 01:40:04 Erm. 01:40:05 tswett: They're this gigantic circular arrow marked "N". 01:40:15 zzo38: At the magnetic poles, compasses just flail about wildly, unless you hold them horizontally. 01:40:16 Then they point down. 01:40:18 I am not kidding. 01:40:26 This is hilarious to me for some reason. 01:40:33 That is, hold them vertically, or whatever. 01:40:42 Instead of "NESW", do they go "Greenwich, 90 Degrees East of Greenwich, Opposite Greenwich, 90 Degrees West of Greenwich"? :P 01:40:51 tswett: I don't think they make Antarctic compass roses :P 01:41:00 Do Antarctic maps just not have compass roses? 01:41:15 Probably. 01:41:21 I dunno. 01:41:22 I refuse to believe that. 01:41:32 http://www.google.com/search?q=antarctic+map&hl=en&safe=off&client=ubuntu&hs=qER&channel=fs&prmd=ivnsm&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=ZS_PTej2BNSahQeUzcyNDQ&ved=0CBwQsAQ&biw=1440&bih=675 01:41:37 Preliminary evidence suggests yes. 01:42:08 http://www.animalbase.uni-goettingen.de/mapimage/map-antarctica-victoria-land.jpg ;; this is all the penguins in Antarctica. 01:42:10 Count 'em. 01:42:23 http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_would_you_write_a_compass_rose_on_a_map_of_Antarctica 01:42:28 How can anyone else have asked this question before. 01:42:35 "Since a compass rose is a figure, actually, you'd draw one, not write one." 01:42:39 OK this answer has started off on a really irritating note. 01:42:53 Aha! http://www.google.com/search?tbm=isch&q=antarctic+compass+rose 01:43:12 That's some geocaching thing, it seems. 01:43:14 At least the first few results. 01:43:17 Obviously, they look like that. 01:43:27 http://www.geocaching.com/track/details.aspx?id=2381839&page=6 01:43:37 With, like, Zodiac symbols. 01:43:43 Obviously. 01:43:48 Obviously. 01:43:57 Let's go to the South Pole and deface it with a compass rose, all marked "N". 01:44:28 You know, that actually wouldn't be a bad way to mark an Antarctic compass rose. 01:44:42 It would be the most hilarious way :P 01:44:49 Better if it had an infinite number of arrows on it, all marked "N". 01:44:52 Since each sign of the zodiac is associated with a longitude. 01:44:58 Yes, but which infinite number? 01:44:59 Oh, I thought you meant N. 01:45:02 tswett: Aleph INFINIT. 01:45:04 INFINITY. 01:45:06 It would be the only sensible way ... 01:45:06 Aleph_0? 2^aleph_0? Something in between? 01:45:13 Gregor: what would? The zodiac? 01:45:17 All-N 01:45:22 I'm lagged all to hell X_X 01:45:37 I disagree. Marking a compass rose with the zodiac would be unbearably sensible. 01:46:07 I didn't know zodiac works like that. 01:46:24 Wikipedia... kind of suggests that it does. 01:47:21 Absfdbffgjdgojgdrjgodg. The end. 01:50:20 So, yes. We'll say that towards Greenwich is Aries, east of Greenwich is Cancer, opposite Greenwich is Libra, and west of Greenwich is Capricorn. 01:50:45 elliott_ obviously finds this an unbearably sensible system. 01:50:51 tswett: I do. 01:50:56 I'm having an aneurysm thanks to you. 01:51:08 A painful aneurysm. 01:53:08 Actually, we'll want to use adjectives. Those are nouns. 01:54:49 So. Arian (not to be confused with Aryan), cancerian, libran, and capricornian. 01:55:11 Actually, those are too long. 01:55:22 Let's give up. 01:55:58 Capediamian. 01:56:09 [asterisk]Carpediemian. 01:56:35 Someone who edits Wicapedia? 01:57:30 -!- dr_undecided has joined. 02:00:27 dr_undecided seems very indecisive. 02:01:19 On the contrary. dr_undecided has an opinion about everything. 02:01:36 He believes that P does not equal NP, and that the Riemann hypothesis is true. 02:02:08 yup, thats correct :) 02:02:24 tswett: HOW CAN YOU PREDICT SUCH THINGS 02:02:34 Are you a wizard???????????? 02:03:09 He also believes that Goldbach's conjecture and the Collatz conjecture are both true, and that there are infinitely many pairs of twin primes but their frequency drops very quickly. 02:03:14 elliott_: in dr_undecided's opinion, no. 02:03:20 I cannot make NS GHOST tswett 02:03:43 haha, i think you deduced it from "dr" in my username 02:03:56 zzo38: wat 02:04:16 dr_undecided: You come from the wiki? 02:04:38 No, I was just browsing the list of channels on freenode 02:04:47 Ah. 02:05:09 There is many channel in here this one has strange thing sometimes (and often) 02:05:13 Well, FWIW our wiki is http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page 02:05:18 And this is a channel about esoteric programming languages 02:06:41 i see 02:09:10 -!- dr_undecided has left. 02:10:31 And there goes another 'un. 02:10:46 s/'/f/ 02:10:58 Yes, we're without fun now. 02:11:07 * elliott_ briefly considers not messing with dr_undecided. 02:11:11 Consideration over. 02:11:29 dr_undecided also believes that there is a symmetric encryption scheme that can encrypt in linear time but is invulnerable to ciphertext-only attacks taking less than exponential time. 02:12:08 E also believes that exponentiation is total. 02:12:26 ok everyone 02:12:29 dr_undecided just passed the initiation ritual 02:12:33 happiness all around 02:13:05 -!- dr_undecided has joined. 02:13:25 E believes that exponentiation has a value for all complex inputs except for bases of 0 and exponents with negative real part. 02:13:35 Hi, dr_undecided. I'm just explaining some of your other opinions. 02:14:47