< 1334361607 392649 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :calamari: does Phantom_Hoover know < 1334361613 755231 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :calamari: because i mean < 1334361620 716091 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :calamari: i'd keep a close eye on yr brain for a while < 1334361625 786803 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :you never know when he might swap it for a brick < 1334361635 454225 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does PH know I made a BF derivative? < 1334361639 576925 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION is scared < 1334361666 158247 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo with all due respect i think phs opinion on the matter would be that nothing needs to be done to complete the brainbricking procedure < 1334361684 651511 :calamari!~calamari@ip72-211-147-156.tc.ph.cox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :here's mine http://esolangs.org/wiki/BitChanger < 1334361690 94263 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :! < 1334361764 230082 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :How easy is it to use PSOX with BitChangeer < 1334361767 203213 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :BIt~hnar < 1334361770 597309 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :BitChanger < 1334361809 536602 :MoALTz_!~no@host-92-2-126-197.as43234.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1334361810 783676 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i < 1334361819 653570 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :me too < 1334361822 330362 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :calamari: whoa, that predates Ook! < 1334361826 866074 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :when was the first bf derivative? < 1334361832 373718 :MoALTz__!~no@host-92-8-155-235.as43234.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 244 seconds < 1334361843 241444 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :1964 < 1334361849 91805 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1334361854 131197 :calamari!~calamari@ip72-211-147-156.tc.ph.cox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hehe < 1334361874 886743 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :do we know whether Urban knew about P''? < 1334362076 430285 :RocketJSquirrel!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: No, but I refuse to believe that he did. < 1334362097 804350 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :here's an email i sent to B Nomic once http://sprunge.us/UXbU < 1334362147 394051 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think that was after "if you're obligated to twiddle some state it gets automatically twiddled" or something was introduced < 1334362207 98394 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION whats at all the text. < 1334362217 113638 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :me too < 1334362221 699708 :MoALTz__!~no@host-92-8-158-34.as43234.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1334362229 842585 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's a BF program < 1334362256 655225 :calamari!~calamari@ip72-211-147-156.tc.ph.cox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: I never actually used BitChanger for anything .. and it predates PSOX, because I created EsoAPI in 2005 and PSOX was inspired by EsoAPI < 1334362297 362366 :MoALTz_!~no@host-92-2-126-197.as43234.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 244 seconds < 1334362330 937134 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :has anyone used psox for anything < 1334362418 718251 :calamari!~calamari@ip72-211-147-156.tc.ph.cox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't know.. I made EsoAPI because I needed something for bos < 1334362435 740786 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :monqy, there's the wget.b that pikhq wrote < 1334362442 464837 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does that count as using it for anything? < 1334362451 17459 :calamari!~calamari@ip72-211-147-156.tc.ph.cox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :which was a brainfuck os that I fit inside a floppy boot sector < 1334362690 512760 :Tod-Autojoined!~Tod@166-70-93-209.ip.xmission.com NICK :TodPunk < 1334362731 345660 :MoALTz__!~no@host-92-8-158-34.as43234.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 244 seconds < 1334362827 866502 :MoALTz__!~no@host-92-8-159-37.as43234.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1334363067 906311 :Mathnerd314!~chatzilla@dsl.6.28.53.206.cos.dyn.pcisys.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Nobody apart from ehird can join this contract." <- so selfish < 1334363095 6427 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :who is ehird < 1334363097 479619 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi ehird < 1334363099 592439 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ehird < 1334363102 968180 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :coïncidence????? < 1334363112 156579 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott hi rd < 1334363145 668245 :calamari!~calamari@ip72-211-147-156.tc.ph.cox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :my brain now autoconverts rd to rainbow dash < 1334363162 976767 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott hi rainbow dash < 1334363166 509206 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi rainbow, dash < 1334363169 858771 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi monqy < 1334363328 635753 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi shachaf, monqy < 1334363345 868246 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi Sgeo, monqy, shachaf, monqy, monqy, monqy < 1334363388 558884 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-232-21.clsp.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1334363414 112250 :pikhq!~pikhq@71-219-237-36.clsp.qwest.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1334363830 615864 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: elliott wants a book title. < 1334363867 849551 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :what book? < 1334363885 694049 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Real World Haskell < 1334363886 735845 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf, clearly, hi < 1334363890 545849 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :What's its title, man? < 1334363896 700354 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does anybody *know*? < 1334363904 339750 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Where is the lid? < 1334363906 967765 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Where is the lid? < 1334363908 896558 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Where is the < 1334363910 778683 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Where is the < 1334363914 556502 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Where is the liiiiid? < 1334363921 307292 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :h < 1334363921 979855 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :hello < 1334363923 655510 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :Webscale Quantum Parallel Haskell: A practical approach < 1334363966 598849 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :Zygohistomorphic Prepromorphisms for Dummies < 1334364000 755439 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :crash test dummies, that is < 1334364003 584105 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :how about just a pamphlet listing the haskell inside jokes < 1334364009 231670 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :so you can be in the #haskell cool kidz klub < 1334364237 448205 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: I expect there are more #haskell inside jokes than there are actual things to learn about Haskell. < 1334364247 562136 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :So such a book would probably be longer than a real Haskell book. < 1334364268 488400 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't think there's much variety. < 1334364373 683488 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does Goldilocks count as an inside joke? < 1334364424 858570 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: You sound bitter. < 1334364468 903974 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol shachaf < 1334364485 964143 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc?? bitter about #haskell??? < 1334364486 528606 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :never < 1334364645 603548 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: what does that nomic program do? i'm too lazy < 1334364685 742274 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :quintopia: Hello, world, I think. < 1334364690 625102 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :(why did you not add a Program attribute and have the step reference that in a fetch-execute cycle so you could just say "Program is blah") < 1334364713 444161 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@quote goldilocks < 1334364713 844876 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :No quotes match. < 1334364723 533863 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric ::( < 1334364724 801493 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :quintopia: that's easier for people to work out < 1334364731 485679 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :B was a game of logical hand grenades < 1334364838 588645 :zzo38!~zzo38@24.207.49.17 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do you know the Goldilock's method to generate ability scores? I have wrote a program for it on my calculator, to work with Dungeons&Dragons, but it can also be used with Icosahedral RPG < 1334364851 388188 :zzo38!~zzo38@24.207.49.17 PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: What is a game of logical hand grenades? < 1334364929 675549 :derdon_!~derdon@p5DE8A850.dip.t-dialin.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1334364955 911760 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: B Nomic. < 1334364984 73344 :zzo38!~zzo38@24.207.49.17 PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Zygohistomorphic Prepromorphisms for Crash Test Dummies: The Practical Approach" < 1334365754 894255 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan, what did Goldilocks say when she saw "Maybe (b -> Either a b)"? < 1334365787 703068 :zzo38!~zzo38@24.207.49.17 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: I have seen that one too < 1334365804 433667 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: Nothing < 1334365808 18706 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION runs away < 1334365812 351882 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan++ < 1334365813 880014 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38, yes, because I made it < 1334365911 451116 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :we really < 1334365912 667132 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :don't need to < 1334365914 34381 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :see it < 1334365915 43144 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :another < 1334365915 714394 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :time < 1334365917 107881 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric ::( < 1334366158 941238 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :is it ok if i give up giving up hi i really want to say hi now so bad < 1334366161 411998 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :is that wrong < 1334366172 734843 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :wrong that is < 1334366176 671144 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :bad so now hi say < 1334366181 912802 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :The Britain/UK/Crown/Commonwealth thing is so complicated, even elliott doesn't understand it. < 1334366184 119610 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :sgeo deserves it < 1334366185 894602 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :monqy: it's wrong < 1334366191 45974 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :monqy: shh < 1334366192 917817 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :you can mock Sgeo by < 1334366194 316855 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't know < 1334366194 760142 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :monqy: How can it be wrong when it feels so hi? < 1334366252 155345 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi monqy < 1334366264 469361 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi :( < 1334366275 241664 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric ::( < 1334366282 598662 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :@hi lambdabot < 1334366284 227880 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :No match for "lambdabot". < 1334366288 118073 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :@hi < 1334366290 763465 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :@botsnack < 1334366290 923611 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric ::) < 1334366302 167713 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :@where hi < 1334366302 328159 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I know nothing about hi. < 1334366309 626549 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :monqy: teach lambdabot about hi :( < 1334366419 997766 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric ::( < 1334367031 852120 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1334367070 748031 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ih < 1334367442 626675 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@hic < 1334367442 937836 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe you meant: bid dice dict ghc id rc src < 1334367505 310774 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@hi < 1334367515 57133 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@hi test < 1334367515 839150 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :No match for "test". < 1334367521 945285 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@id test < 1334367522 402866 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : test < 1334367537 411277 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@h test < 1334367537 754938 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe you meant: hackage help hitchcock hoogle hoogle+ . ? @ v < 1334367550 452342 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION confused < 1334367563 259643 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@ghc test < 1334367563 630965 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :No quotes match. Are you on drugs? < 1334367574 287723 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@hi . < 1334367574 663287 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :No match for ".". < 1334367594 329396 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@bid test < 1334367594 919557 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Can't find 'test' < 1334367605 560743 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@hit test < 1334367606 1252 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :No match for "test". < 1334367614 234251 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@dict test < 1334367614 641192 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Supported dictionary-lookup commands: < 1334367614 801997 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : all-dicts devils easton elements foldoc gazetteer hitchcock jargon lojban vera web1913 wn world02 < 1334367614 802172 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Use "dict-help [cmd...]" for more. < 1334367634 515283 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@hist test < 1334367634 971055 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :No module "test" loaded < 1334367640 321292 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :@ball-dicks < 1334367662 322975 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :O_o < 1334367684 196326 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Initialising ball dicks... < 1334367693 587408 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@_@ < 1334367702 377321 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ball dick data file required < 1334367704 56620 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@hint test < 1334367704 407183 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe you meant: dict kind list ping < 1334367712 296196 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@list test < 1334367712 662179 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :No module "test" loaded < 1334367722 406182 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :What are you doing, oerjan? < 1334367727 220881 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :You should stop that. < 1334367735 210107 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :WAAAA < 1334367743 56876 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wouldn't you prefer a nice game of chess? < 1334367767 680466 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION swats kmc and shachaf -----### < 1334367782 505552 :zzo38!~zzo38@24.207.49.17 PRIVMSG #esoteric :@chess < 1334367783 802477 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : : parse error (possibly incorrect indentation) < 1334367793 587919 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now, now. What are you swatting them for? < 1334367825 43727 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@hitp test < 1334367825 549195 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :help . Ask for help for . Try 'list' for all commands < 1334367830 713212 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :fancy < 1334367841 665282 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@hip test < 1334367842 148515 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe you meant: bid help id map < 1334367846 508369 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hey! < 1334367851 565168 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@map test < 1334367851 935030 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I won't listen to any more commands until you talk to me. < 1334367861 538811 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@run 2+2 < 1334367866 289237 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :> 2+2 < 1334367878 747005 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric ::'( < 1334367886 744221 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm so lonely. < 1334367891 329139 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Won't you be my friend? < 1334367896 625789 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION swats kmc and shachaf again -----### < 1334367902 732186 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Pretty please? < 1334367903 255433 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :lambdabot: okay < 1334367906 822616 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yay! < 1334367913 367649 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Okay, you can continue. < 1334367918 209157 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Friend! < 1334367956 124657 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :I like how oerjan has now given four swattings to other people for something I did. < 1334368031 813833 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :I get the feeling this silence is a prelude to oerjan kicking me or something. < 1334368137 558466 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@lip test < 1334368137 899860 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe you meant: bid id let list map slap < 1334368145 323154 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@hop test < 1334368145 767001 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe you meant: do help map show yow < 1334368155 435520 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@hot test < 1334368155 950459 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe you meant: do ft let show vote what yow < 1334368159 109430 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Did I get out of swatting? < 1334368160 20390 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Awesome. < 1334368177 152329 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@hit elliott < 1334368177 692569 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :No match for "elliott". < 1334368204 461518 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@map test < 1334368204 973806 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.haskell.org/hawiki/HaskellUserLocations < 1334368265 241641 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@hit- test < 1334368265 616270 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Unknown command, try @list < 1334368280 710263 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION wonders what oerjan is doing. < 1334368299 538710 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :trying to find out what @hi is interpreted as < 1334368305 521455 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@lo test < 1334368305 796959 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe you meant: localtime localtime-reply lojban do < 1334368357 46714 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :@lojban i < 1334368360 441842 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Error: 501 Syntax error, illegal parameters < 1334368384 736242 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@lojban la lojban < 1334368388 531388 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Error: 501 Syntax error, illegal parametersError: 501 Syntax error, illegal parameters < 1334368397 330386 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :fancy < 1334368410 288999 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION giveth upeth < 1334368506 939368 :augur!~augur@216-164-57-20.c3-0.slvr-ubr1.lnh-slvr.md.cable.rcn.com QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1334368549 814952 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :lojban x < 1334368552 863700 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :@lojban < 1334368553 470703 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :@lojban hi < 1334368555 430391 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Error: 501 Syntax error, illegal parameters < 1334368556 667518 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :@lojban hello < 1334368558 462699 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :@lojban :( < 1334368558 958370 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Error: 501 Syntax error, illegal parameters < 1334368560 192941 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Error: 501 Syntax error, illegal parameters < 1334368707 311638 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :@lojban la lojban < 1334368711 161429 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Error: 501 Syntax error, illegal parametersError: 501 Syntax error, illegal parameters < 1334368714 816615 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :@lojban le lojban < 1334368718 543028 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Error: 501 Syntax error, illegal parametersError: 501 Syntax error, illegal parameters < 1334368730 447252 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I forgot even the one sentence I knew < 1334368745 527261 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :@lojban le nanmu cu ninmu < 1334368752 469572 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Error: 501 Syntax error, illegal parametersError: 501 Syntax error, illegal parametersError: 501 Syntax error, illegal parametersError: 501 Syntax error, illegal parameters < 1334368754 892821 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :!! < 1334368845 389285 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :The best thing about being a 10k user on Stack Overflow is that you can see all of Jon Harrop's deleted answers. < 1334368906 695944 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :@lojban Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn! < 1334368913 19667 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Error: 501 Syntax error, illegal parametersError: 501 Syntax error, illegal parametersError: 501 Syntax error, illegal parametersError: 501 Syntax error, illegal parameters < 1334369089 299252 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jon Harrop? < 1334369109 153236 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :What is illegal about le nanmu cu ninmu? < 1334369110 925120 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: A colostomy bag of a programmer. < 1334369114 887141 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :@lojban nanmu < 1334369117 189724 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Error: 501 Syntax error, illegal parameters < 1334369122 243906 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Insult (c) elliott 2008) < 1334369124 420485 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :@lojban zo'e nanmu < 1334369127 199133 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Was it 2008? I forget.) < 1334369127 446334 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Error: 501 Syntax error, illegal parametersError: 501 Syntax error, illegal parameters < 1334369138 326068 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Anyway, he's a complete F# shill with a shitty consultancy selling shitty books. < 1334369138 861075 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :zo'e should always be a legal parameter right? < 1334369149 555610 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :He spends his time trolling internet forums talking about how useless Haskell and other languages he doesn't consult for are. < 1334369152 678252 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :@lojban sumti < 1334369154 347417 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Error: 501 Syntax error, illegal parameters < 1334369157 780336 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :And slandering a bunch of people along the way. < 1334369167 204544 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :And making idiotic blog posts about it. < 1334369169 263578 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :@lojban le sumti cu sumti < 1334369175 470388 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Error: 501 Syntax error, illegal parametersError: 501 Syntax error, illegal parametersError: 501 Syntax error, illegal parametersError: 501 Syntax error, illegal parameters < 1334369207 339198 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric : Is this a legal statement < 1334369207 539012 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric : le sumti cu sumti < 1334369207 699211 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric : absolutely. < 1334369225 478633 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION wonders if Sgeo is really missing the point here < 1334369241 962222 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@help lojban < 1334369242 407208 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I perform dictionary lookups via the following 13 commands: < 1334369242 567971 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :all-dicts ... Query all databases on dict.org < 1334369242 568165 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :devils ...... The Devil's Dictionary < 1334369242 568275 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :easton ...... Easton's 1897 Bible Dictionary < 1334369242 568397 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elements .... Elements database < 1334369244 350159 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :[9 @more lines] < 1334369251 551290 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :aha < 1334369257 291728 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :...? < 1334369262 99437 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :or wait < 1334369266 91502 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :@lojban all-dicts hi < 1334369268 944142 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Error: 501 Syntax error, illegal parametersError: 501 Syntax error, illegal parameters < 1334369270 615877 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@list lojban < 1334369271 60671 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :dict provides: dict dict-help all-dicts devils easton elements foldoc gazetteer hitchcock jargon lojban vera web1913 wn world02 < 1334369315 613131 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@easton cthulhu < 1334369316 299545 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :No match for "cthulhu". < 1334369325 270793 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :...AAAA < 1334369326 735560 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :@lojban sumti < 1334369328 135142 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Error: 501 Syntax error, illegal parameters < 1334369338 737986 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :So what the fark does @lojban do, exactly? < 1334369342 111964 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@hitchcock GOTCHA < 1334369342 745283 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :No match for "GOTCHA". < 1334369382 698528 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: err out? < 1334369388 912918 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :@all-dicts hello < 1334369389 441218 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :*** "Hello" gcide "The Collaborative International Dictionary of English v.0.48" < 1334369389 616398 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hello \Hel*lo"\, interj. & n. < 1334369389 776785 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : An exclamation used as a greeting, to call attention, as an < 1334369389 776987 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : exclamation of surprise, or to encourage one. This variant of < 1334369389 777097 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : {Halloo} and {Holloo} has become the dominant form. In the < 1334369391 557196 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :[34 @more lines] < 1334369396 708190 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :@all-dicts sumti < 1334369397 226473 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :No match for "sumti". < 1334369397 532637 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :@foldoc hello < 1334369398 110922 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :*** "hello" foldoc "The Free On-line Dictionary of Computing (26 July 2010)" < 1334369398 271072 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hello, world < 1334369399 523711 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hello < 1334369401 459329 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : < 1334369405 500880 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1334369405 661028 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : The canonical minimal test message in the < 1334369407 537635 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :[13 @more lines] < 1334369411 285188 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :@more < 1334369411 671711 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :@more < 1334369411 836367 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : {C}/{Unix} universe or any of the minimal programs that emit < 1334369412 36710 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :@more < 1334369412 396466 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :@more < 1334369412 773543 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :@more < 1334369413 496910 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : this message. < 1334369415 441610 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : < 1334369417 588987 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : Traditionally, the first program a C coder writes in a new < 1334369419 483023 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : environment is one that just prints "hello, world" to standard < 1334369421 462244 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :[8 @more lines] < 1334369423 579620 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : output (and indeed it is the first example program in {K&R}). < 1334369425 524076 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : < 1334369427 600218 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Plugin `more' failed with: thread killed < 1334369505 110150 :teryrei!~teryrei@c-67-190-85-94.hsd1.co.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1334369525 814775 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION points teryrei at lambdabot < 1334369529 771399 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :@lojban sumti < 1334369531 316906 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Error: 501 Syntax error, illegal parameters < 1334369539 847508 :teryrei!~teryrei@c-67-190-85-94.hsd1.co.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :huh. < 1334369547 815625 :teryrei!~teryrei@c-67-190-85-94.hsd1.co.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's it supposed to do? < 1334369549 948967 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Which seems to be a dictionary thing that's broken < 1334369560 190644 :teryrei!~teryrei@c-67-190-85-94.hsd1.co.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah. < 1334369561 727842 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :`WELCOME TERYREI < 1334369568 169863 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :TERYREI: WELCOME TO THE INTERNATIONAL HUB FOR ESOTERIC PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE DESIGN AND DEPLOYMENT! FOR MORE INFORMATION, CHECK OUT OUR WIKI: HTTP://ESOLANGS.ORG/WIKI/MAIN_PAGE < 1334369572 792283 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :SORRY ABOUT THE CAPS, I'M IRCING FROM A COMMODORE 64. < 1334369604 506323 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm, maybe lambdabot is using a Lojban dictionary on the web that moved stuff around? < 1334369610 761189 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: IT WOULD BE FINE IF THE LINK WORKED < 1334369625 130977 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@ja hacker < 1334369625 772895 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :*** "hacker" jargon "The Jargon File (version 4.4.7, 29 Dec 2003)" < 1334369625 933449 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hacker < 1334369625 933639 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : n. < 1334369625 933743 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : < 1334369625 933845 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : [originally, someone who makes furniture with an axe] < 1334369627 743384 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :[47 @more lines] < 1334369662 575905 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :teryrei, is there a particular web-based dictionary that would likely have been used, and has it changed around? < 1334369669 106475 :teryrei!~teryrei@c-67-190-85-94.hsd1.co.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm. < 1334369694 726673 :teryrei!~teryrei@c-67-190-85-94.hsd1.co.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :the web-based dictionaries that are primarily used are vlasisku and jbovlaste < 1334369701 786667 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :OERJAN: UNFORTUNATELY, IT IS DIFFICULT TO CODE SUCH THINGS ON A COMMODORE 64. < 1334369710 448299 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Wait, what did I get double-swatted for? < 1334369719 773919 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: YOU MUST USE BASIC, OF COURSE < 1334369720 561888 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :ALSO, LAMBDABOT IS OBVIOUSLY NOT USING WEB-BASED DICTIONARIES. < 1334369726 881088 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :EVEN I KNOW THAT. AND I USE COMMODORE 64S < 1334369735 865250 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: you were the closest lambdabot admin < 1334369743 711345 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: I'm not a lambdabot admin. :-( < 1334369746 7635 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wasn't even online. < 1334369751 592332 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't think kmc is a lambdabot admin either. < 1334369757 173870 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott, however... < 1334369764 481134 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :HEY, I EVEN PLEADED GUILTY! < 1334369768 361306 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :OERJAN JUST REALLY LIKES SWATTING YOU. < 1334369779 581477 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :I REFUSE TO BELIEVE ELLIOTT IS AN ADMIN AND YOU AREN'T < 1334369787 297446 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :CALE MADE ME AN ADMIN < 1334369794 185479 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :BECAUSE I ASKED AS A JOKE < 1334369803 592182 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: The trick elliott used to becoming a lambdabot admin was along the lines of "Cale, make me an admin!" < 1334369805 737896 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :SHACHAF IS AN ADMIN ONLY BECAUSE HE LOGS IN WITH THE NICK OF REAL ADMINS TO @ADMIN + HIMSELF < 1334369828 595180 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: HEY, YOU DON'T KNOW WHICH OF LAMBDABOT'S MANY SECURITY FLAWS I'M USING! < 1334369829 836043 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :SHACHAF: ACTUALLY, SOMEONE ASKED ME WHY I WASN'T A LAMBDABOT ADMIN, AND I SAID "GOOD QUESTION! CALE, WHY AREN'T I A LAMBDABOT ADMIN?" < 1334369832 353787 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :AND THEN I WAS LAMBDABOT ADMIN < 1334369856 864954 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :irssi only highlights "^kmc[:,]" and not "kmc"? < 1334369859 585533 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: HMM, LET'S STAGE THAT IN #HASKELL, EXCEPT WITH S/YOU/ME/G < 1334369862 72796 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: Yep. < 1334369870 2202 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric ::( < 1334369871 112649 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: You can tell it to highlight "kmc", though. < 1334369871 514992 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :KMC: THAT'S ONE OF IRSSI'S MANY BUGS (BUG, N. BEHAVIOUR I DISLIKE) < 1334369883 121739 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :(DEFINITION DUE TO MAUKE) < 1334369883 282437 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :how shachaf? i looked for at least 15 seconds and couldn't find < 1334369883 970544 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: I don't think that [:,] is part of the regexp, actually. < 1334369885 739260 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc is it < 1334369886 68789 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1334369889 836078 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah that did it < 1334369892 675898 :dbelange!~dbelange@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: do you liek magnets < 1334369896 368807 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :NO < 1334369897 937079 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :/hilight kmc < 1334369911 964665 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi kmc < 1334369912 361225 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :HI, LIGHT < 1334369933 168389 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Did it work? < 1334369937 953983 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1334369941 932359 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :thaxchaf < 1334369950 340014 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi keegan < 1334369955 770251 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :got that too < 1334369996 706035 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi bobthemonkey13 < 1334370010 65243 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: u creepy stalker < 1334370014 237373 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION tests < 1334370030 76102 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :and then oerjan tests some more < 1334370039 782234 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :etc. < 1334370044 264951 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :bah < 1334370166 359293 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: Huh? < 1334370177 929082 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :^ul (ACTION helps oerjan with the testing)S < 1334370178 89861 :fungot!~fungot@a91-152-37-146.elisa-laajakaista.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION helps oerjan with the testing < 1334370189 252411 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :wtf < 1334370236 699490 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :what < 1334370244 139404 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :that was a really ugly color < 1334370279 158333 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: what do you think? < 1334370279 386504 :fungot!~fungot@a91-152-37-146.elisa-laajakaista.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: that you all for them, i have come up with a " i have lots, probably! if not, we can make the cutest cards ever for a series of puns. < 1334370330 729508 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :^ul (ACTION helps oerjan with the testing)S < 1334370330 889831 :fungot!~fungot@a91-152-37-146.elisa-laajakaista.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION helps oerjan with the testing < 1334370611 501144 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: What's /usr/lib/tracker/tracker-* supposed to be? < 1334370686 135084 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi oerjan < 1334370760 405667 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: ? < 1334370763 690257 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i've never heard of those files < 1334370770 694740 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :hello!!! < 1334370835 796362 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: They're programs that are running and using lots of CPU. < 1334370839 904523 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I thought you would know. :-( < 1334370848 202598 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :(gnome-settings-daemon:11549): PackageKit-WARNING **: do something? < 1334370866 973619 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :g'day < 1334370908 749070 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Tracker indexes your stuff so you can search instantaneously by content. < 1334370949 39037 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :It also provides a generic metadata store for programs. < 1334370949 416648 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :hello!!! < 1334370952 160957 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't want tracker to track. < 1334370952 680836 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :hello ion < 1334370958 675651 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :o hai < 1334370958 849631 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ion: How do I untracker. :-( < 1334370966 119499 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is this a recent thing? < 1334370966 680431 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :HELLO ION < 1334370967 1578 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :with fire < 1334370969 880484 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1334370971 64736 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :oops < 1334370971 808663 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :*hello < 1334370982 114595 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :sometimes i mistakes < 1334371003 419396 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :HELLO TO YOU, ELIOT! < 1334371009 479655 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1334371011 345443 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :this is what happems when you irc from space people < 1334371022 306317 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: how good would mosh be in space < 1334371028 410759 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :compared to ssh < 1334371033 330244 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :let's make it easy let's say mars < 1334371060 248025 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: It shouldn’t use a lot of resources after the initial indexing. And it should use the lowest priority in any case. < 1334371155 895221 :teryrei!~teryrei@c-67-190-85-94.hsd1.co.comcast.net PART :#esoteric < 1334371176 508268 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ion: Also, why do I randomly get pseudo-disconnected from the wireless network? < 1334371184 504237 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :As in 169.254.*. Maybe it's a dhcp issue? < 1334371210 396925 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :/var/log/syslog < 1334371250 964201 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :finally i drove teryrei away < 1334371263 627393 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :all it took was going into space < 1334371267 647643 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-232-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: Half-hour latency remains a *bitch*. < 1334371343 136074 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I just came up with yet another argument against the cat-haters! < 1334371359 848346 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :The people who say you should do "foo < file" or "foo file" instead of "cat file | foo". < 1334371369 190244 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Who are, by the way, wrong. < 1334371388 948171 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :The other argument is sudo cat file | less, instead of sudo less file. < 1334371428 565663 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: i stand in solidarity w/ u < 1334371431 470310 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1334371433 604560 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :file.out < 1334371446 630000 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :my sloid arity < 1334371449 700864 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :ion: no bad < 1334371451 174385 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :bad person < 1334371482 952661 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ion: Doesn't work with sudo! < 1334371484 248038 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-232-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: Given that /bin/cat is probably GNU, running "less file" as root probably presents less of an attack surface than "cat file". < 1334371489 621424 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Apr 13 19:43:12 carbon dhclient: DHCPDISCOVER on wlan0 to 255.255.255.255 port 67 interval 10 < 1334371492 596652 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Apr 13 19:43:22 carbon dhclient: No DHCPOFFERS received. < 1334371495 82539 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Apr 13 19:43:22 carbon dhclient: Trying recorded lease 192.168.1.80 < 1334371497 727859 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Apr 13 19:43:25 carbon avahi-autoipd(wlan0)[7970]: No longer a routable address configured, restarting probe process. < 1334371500 590500 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Apr 13 19:43:25 carbon dhclient: No working leases in persistent database - sleeping. < 1334371503 618752 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Apr 13 19:43:30 carbon avahi-autoipd(wlan0)[7970]: Callout BIND, address 169.254.9.114 on interface wlan0 < 1334371506 739499 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Apr 13 19:43:34 carbon avahi-autoipd(wlan0)[7970]: Successfully claimed IP address 169.254.9.114 < 1334371509 737992 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric ::-( < 1334371516 306448 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :TIL: this less doesn’t come from GNU. < 1334371530 927891 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-232-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, crap, less is also GNU. < 1334371547 589627 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :It is? < 1334371571 172349 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Today, ion and pikhq_ exchanged knowledge. < 1334371577 686027 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-232-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, wait, it's not. < 1334371578 568922 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :In the linear sense. < 1334371590 965161 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-232-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It sure as hell isn't. < 1334371595 294595 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Interesting. Mine comes from but there seems to be as well. < 1334371600 838336 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :What's avahi? :-( < 1334371604 544336 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't like all these things. < 1334371613 66936 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :How do I unthing my computer. :-( < 1334371616 994262 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-232-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :The man page says "less is part of the GNU project and is free software.", but it is not © FSF. < 1334371622 111168 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-232-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ergo it is not GNU. < 1334371682 144488 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :My less cometh from whence the ion disclosed alsowards. < 1334371684 409903 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-232-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm going with "confusing". < 1334371688 254041 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: Avahi is a Good Thing™. The problem is the “No DHCPOFFERS received” part. < 1334371690 983420 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :less dates back to 1984? < 1334371701 902316 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ion: Right. But why? < 1334371712 924009 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-232-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm. /bin/cat is 52k, /bin/less is 148k. < 1334371716 946167 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :ion: avahi is Poetteringware. Are you *sure* it's a Good Thing? < 1334371719 471101 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also, does that mean that the lease expired? Why can't it just stick with the old IP until it gets a new one? < 1334371720 824010 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't think Poetteringware can be a Good Thing. < 1334371723 699370 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric : In the linear sense. <-- you mean the original knowledge was destroyed? < 1334371730 374868 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Right. < 1334371777 320675 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-232-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Avahi implements Zeroconf. < 1334371803 277874 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: When there is no DHCP server it’s probably invalid behavior to keep an address some previously existing DHCP server happened to give to you for a period. < 1334371825 118624 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no QUIT :Quit: Hi, Ave < 1334371879 904732 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ion: Are you saying the problem might maybe be with the server? < 1334371882 26506 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm suspicious. < 1334371939 868625 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :All i know is that your DHCP queries don’t make it to the server OR the DHCP responses don’t make it to your client. You’ll need to investigate more. < 1334371957 635211 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :ion answers shachaf's questions but not mine. :'( < 1334371970 727967 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is the cable working? Do any other computers have the same problem? Anything interesting in /var/log/syslog on the server? < 1334371973 727248 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ion: When I reconnect to the wireless network from scratch, it always works. < 1334371989 831656 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm at a public place, so I don't really know about other computers. But I doubt it. < 1334371995 151219 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: A wireless driver problem perhaps. < 1334372014 829465 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe. < 1334372020 161403 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I recently ran a dist-upgrade. < 1334372032 683937 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I mean just a regular upgrade. < 1334372037 98675 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :The dist- was out of habit. < 1334372039 570152 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, I ran it a while ago, but I rebooted for the first time since then. < 1334372077 417996 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION always does dist-upgrade, too. < 1334372097 93065 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: Avahi actually feels like quite a solid piece of software. < 1334372111 841781 :Mathnerd314!~chatzilla@dsl.6.28.53.206.cos.dyn.pcisys.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1334372122 179664 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :ion: But Poettering. :( < 1334372170 137120 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-232-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: It seems to be early Poettering. < 1334372200 495838 :pikhq_!~pikhq@71-219-232-21.clsp.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Before he went around just trying to break everything. < 1334372205 91563 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :There are stages of Poettering? < 1334372209 970922 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :When does it become fatal? < 1334372222 58494 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :To self or everyone else? < 1334372249 403700 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is there a difference, man? < 1334372252 513614 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Duuude. < 1334372253 69080 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :etc. < 1334372259 511958 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1334372650 52137 :zzo38!~zzo38@24.207.49.17 PRIVMSG #esoteric :What happen if with (a -> Bool) -> a instead is f a -> a if f is contravariant functor? < 1334372656 131839 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :By the way: http://youtu.be/_whSnPErl7c < 1334372741 349527 :augur!~augur@208.58.5.87 JOIN :#esoteric < 1334372764 36822 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1334373148 999695 :MSleep!~fyrc@67.232.226.20 JOIN :#esoteric < 1334373218 760857 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ion: Tracker is still going. < 1334373237 174396 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :My computer is rendered mostly unusable by the constant hard disk usage. < 1334373371 890895 :MDude!~fyrc@67.232.226.20 QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds > 1334373777 777148 JOIN :#esoteric > 1334373781 905394 JOIN :#esoteric > 1334373782 423823 JOIN :#esoteric > 1334373815 201780 JOIN :#esoteric > 1334373819 329069 JOIN :#esoteric > 1334373819 836314 JOIN :#esoteric > 1334373865 203808 JOIN :#esoteric > 1334373869 315391 JOIN :#esoteric > 1334373869 832958 JOIN :#esoteric > 1334373903 945359 JOIN :#esoteric > 1334373908 66202 JOIN :#esoteric > 1334373908 581597 JOIN :#esoteric > 1334373947 945222 JOIN :#esoteric > 1334373952 81190 JOIN :#esoteric > 1334373952 600027 JOIN :#esoteric > 1334374011 405012 JOIN :#esoteric < 1334374011 584089 :glogbot!codu@codu.org JOIN :#esoteric < 1334374012 233560 :glogbackup!~glogbacku@64.31.59.246 PART :#esoteric > 1334374015 550880 JOIN :#esoteric > 1334374016 69755 JOIN :#esoteric < 1334374503 109602 :monqy_!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1334374518 453922 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net QUIT :Disconnected by services < 1334374520 619499 :monqy_!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net NICK :monqy < 1334374831 509982 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott, monqy non-working UPDATE < 1334374999 161333 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1334375100 144646 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1334377342 709257 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: "Apply deepSeqArray to up to four arrays. The implementation of this function has been hand-unwound to work for up to four arrays. Putting more in the list yields error." < 1334377346 272047 :rubygloom!~bararara@c-98-206-10-133.hsd1.il.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1334377350 972257 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://hackage.haskell.org/packages/archive/repa/3.1.1.1/doc/html/src/Data-Array-Repa-Base.html#deepSeqArrays < 1334377353 105512 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :best function ever < 1334377356 659027 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :`welcome rubygloom < 1334377360 348059 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :rubygloom: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page < 1334377364 344854 :rubygloom!~bararara@c-98-206-10-133.hsd1.il.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1334377369 504330 :rubygloom!~bararara@c-98-206-10-133.hsd1.il.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric ::) < 1334377384 708306 :zzo38!~zzo38@24.207.49.17 PRIVMSG #esoteric :You also have hi? < 1334377397 580707 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION gives zzo38 an extra hi < 1334377444 273183 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :what happens in illinois? is it boring? < 1334377523 438943 :rubygloom!~bararara@c-98-206-10-133.hsd1.il.comcast.net QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1334377536 359263 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :well that guy was exciting < 1334377605 24999 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1334378106 726110 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 JOIN :#esoteric < 1334378109 242461 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1334378783 116715 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1334378836 939237 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1334378863 1630 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Did you ssee my language? < 1334378867 706484 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I put it on the wiki < 1334378868 269506 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1334378873 262365 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :when? < 1334378880 543615 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :has it been more than a month? < 1334378903 661802 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1334378906 509487 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :few days < 1334378918 474745 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :some nice guy edited to make it look nice < 1334378926 521734 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :just a few minutes after I published it < 1334378928 814389 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :or hours < 1334378937 124320 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I forget < 1334378969 877720 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :well link it and i will see < 1334379020 960317 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok < 1334379023 93958 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric ::) < 1334379038 935137 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://esolangs.org/wiki/EGL < 1334379208 292898 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :ummmmmm < 1334379219 832877 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah its not worth discussion < 1334379230 314343 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric ::( < 1334379235 161318 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :you're mean < 1334379269 640143 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes i am being overly honest without concern for your feelings < 1334379282 899277 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :nou < 1334379300 132153 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :you intend to offend me without regard to the subject < 1334379311 490492 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :however, you should know that the esolang community is to particular languages what the planet earth is to individual humans < 1334379340 134013 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :it doesnt care unless its interesting enough to achieve celebrity status < 1334379374 475429 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :and you should not expect anyone to have seen your language just because you posted it on the wiki < 1334379400 346722 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :what does it take for a language to achieve celebrity status? < 1334379421 827097 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :it has to probe some heretofore unexplored aspect of the design space < 1334379461 189546 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :what is your preferred language to program in? < 1334379489 517599 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :perl and php < 1334379503 526043 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :mainly php since I usually do web dev < 1334379511 95016 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :aha < 1334379515 79196 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :in php, < 1334379524 927756 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :though I wrote an interpreter in perl and php < 1334379536 961854 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :what languages have you played with in the past besides those? < 1334379548 220145 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm trying to learn c++ right now < 1334379556 997798 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I've read a fair bit about asm < 1334379569 893757 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :you are not branching out enough < 1334379574 849597 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm < 1334379588 910557 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :you have your whole life ahead of you! < 1334379591 792542 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :see the world! < 1334379596 222571 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :take some photos! < 1334379599 487582 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :what < 1334379607 746605 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :send me a postcard from LISP < 1334379620 478416 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sato0x: http://me.veekun.com/blog/2012/04/09/php-a-fractal-of-bad-design/ < 1334379634 90049 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :get a photo of you and turing standing next to the haskell tower! < 1334379636 262242 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(I'm helping!) < 1334379665 338088 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :take a prolog rocket to the moon! < 1334379685 311784 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :onmoon(quintopia). < 1334379689 187466 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :set FORTH on an adventure (preferably a rogue-like) < 1334379735 925436 :zzo38!~zzo38@24.207.49.17 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I agree that PHP is full of bad designs. However I could get many things to work in PHP which are not built-in, such as partially applied functions, and pointers. < 1334379738 765187 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott JOIN :#esoteric < 1334379739 932065 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :@time < 1334379740 907016 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Local time for elliott is Sat Apr 14 06:02:50 < 1334379744 603259 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :once you have seen the wonders of the world, you will be easily capable of creating a esolang that every will have read before you even have to ask < 1334379750 460151 :zzo38!~zzo38@24.207.49.17 PRIVMSG #esoteric :@chime < 1334379751 588970 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Local time for zzo38 is 2012/04/13 21:53:38 -0700 < 1334379754 81637 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: Those are opinions; php works just fine for me and accomplishes what I need it to do. < 1334379761 212549 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :no they are not opinions < 1334379765 682683 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :it is a massive list of technical facts < 1334379770 62383 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :is someone defending php < 1334379771 535308 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Opinions < 1334379775 334452 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :*is someone defending php and still in this channel < 1334379775 566752 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :can someone give me ops for a moment? < 1334379777 571812 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have justice to do < 1334379785 940216 :zzo38!~zzo38@24.207.49.17 PRIVMSG #esoteric :coppro: No < 1334379786 246360 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :(sorry i made a typo by omitting words) < 1334379815 242188 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: goto sleep; < 1334379824 717630 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1334379831 343388 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :wow we only have 6 ops here? < 1334379839 775480 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :several of whom are never seen < 1334379841 390653 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :only three active ops. < 1334379845 369799 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: Sato0x made a cross between befunge and brainfuck and came in here asking "have you seen my new language?!?" < 1334379853 942584 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :dammit :( < 1334379857 808927 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sato0x: if I tried to build a house by hammering the nails in with my own forehead < 1334379863 22306 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :quintopia: i don't mind that! i mind defending php though < 1334379863 461100 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :it would be your "opinion" that i'm doin it rong < 1334379864 508943 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes? < 1334379873 253715 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :so i said he should branch out from the imperative/procedural languages he came from < 1334379874 951076 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :how long has this been going on btw < 1334379880 630538 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i get the feeling: a while < 1334379881 737723 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: Since 2001. < 1334379882 261206 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Depends, did the house end up being built? < 1334379883 867881 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I need to /invite someone :( < 1334379891 974526 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes, and my brain severely damaged in the process < 1334379895 857429 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :coppro: You need to be an op for that? < 1334379901 419323 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :this would explain why people continue to defend PHP of course < 1334379919 483110 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc, h8r < 1334379929 62613 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1334379981 805843 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :php is more like a functioning electric screw driver. < 1334379986 537586 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :On a screw. < 1334379997 47784 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :php is more like putting nails into your dick < 1334379999 111210 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :but anyway < 1334380005 693135 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's hard to argue with someone who thinks PHP is good < 1334380031 568004 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Indeed; they have too many valid points. < 1334380032 977017 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :just know that everyone else in the world of programming is laughing at you < 1334380040 929525 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :until your website compromises our data < 1334380050 985724 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sato0x: btw where is the actual EGL info on detain.me, i can't find any < 1334380056 218086 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :AND WHO'S LAUGHING THEN? < 1334380069 530259 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :detain.me/tools/egl.php < 1334380074 501202 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :EGL.php* < 1334380087 440283 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :is that actually linked anywhere from the site < 1334380089 334989 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :and in the articles < 1334380092 600496 :zzo38!~zzo38@24.207.49.17 PRIVMSG #esoteric :PHP is not so good (JavaScript is better than PHP, but, a lot of things are better than PHP, anyways); but, a few things that PHP lacks are possible to implement anyways but not in the better way of another programming language < 1334380093 933840 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :there's a doc < 1334380099 879549 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think < 1334380103 257576 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://detain.me/articles/ no there's not < 1334380103 434853 :qfr!~kafir@unaffiliated/yw PRIVMSG #esoteric :JavaScript is awful, too :( < 1334380117 523809 :qfr!~kafir@unaffiliated/yw PRIVMSG #esoteric :=== man < 1334380117 822993 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :javascript is not great but nothing compares to PHP < 1334380119 602102 :zzo38!~zzo38@24.207.49.17 PRIVMSG #esoteric :qfr: Well, it is better than PHP, at least. < 1334380120 313974 :qfr!~kafir@unaffiliated/yw PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's PHP all over again < 1334380122 337963 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :it is the blind leading the blind < 1334380122 514819 :qfr!~kafir@unaffiliated/yw PRIVMSG #esoteric :Perhaps < 1334380126 30120 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm < 1334380145 428507 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sato0x: so did you actually read the article < 1334380147 891729 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :javascript was at least designed by someone who knows things < 1334380153 240543 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :and its literally hundreds of examples of how PHP is completely insnae < 1334380153 417525 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :SPL types? < 1334380156 18834 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :insane* < 1334380157 40230 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Should I be scareD? < 1334380160 137243 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :scared < 1334380162 187137 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :saddled with bad requirements (and then tarnished by terrible API design) < 1334380162 556706 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :these are not opinions, they are facts about the language < 1334380168 690765 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'll reupload it when I get on my desktop < 1334380185 81115 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :opinionw < 1334380192 389327 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :scared < 1334380206 16887 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is that a UNIX daemon that shows you a screaming face at random intervals during the night? < 1334380217 465048 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :I want that daemon. < 1334380225 544873 :zzo38!~zzo38@24.207.49.17 PRIVMSG #esoteric :(I am refering to JavaScript without DOM, just to clarify) < 1334380227 62788 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :You *are* that daemon. < 1334380229 804775 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sato0x: "=> isn’t an operator. It’s a special construct that only exists inside array(...) and the foreach construct." is this an opinion < 1334380243 539034 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :anyway < 1334380243 956977 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :T_PAAMAYIM_NEKUDOTAYIM < 1334380250 314705 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: that article is way too long and bullshit < 1334380255 175313 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: AND WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT???? < 1334380260 843033 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :the only thing anyone needs to know about PHP is http://catseye.tc/about/php.html < 1334380265 784957 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :the problem with PHP is that anyone halfway competent gives up on it and switches to something, anything else < 1334380278 816125 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :fact < 1334380284 50192 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't see how that's bad < 1334380299 654407 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :`addquote the problem with PHP is that anyone halfway competent gives up on it and switches to something, anything else fact I don't see how that's bad < 1334380302 899473 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :830) the problem with PHP is that anyone halfway competent gives up on it and switches to something, anything else fact I don't see how that's bad < 1334380303 867268 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hey ##esoteric, < 1334380310 819827 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :* Cannot join ##esoteric (Channel is invite only). < 1334380313 16104 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :are you really bothering arguing with someone who thinks php is good < 1334380315 575494 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi monqy < 1334380316 601645 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh no < 1334380316 778474 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :im not arguing < 1334380319 41547 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :im pointing and laughing < 1334380324 898494 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1334380325 832718 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sato0x: uh, it's bad because all PHP code and the interpreter itself is written by idiots who give bad advice? < 1334380327 179814 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i misspeleled @esoptermci < 1334380329 618956 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :$oesteric < 1334380331 510881 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :#oesteric < 1334380333 453449 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :#esoteric < 1334380333 681102 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :#epic < 1334380335 472703 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :oops < 1334380335 649770 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :> (compare `on` take 1) "hi" "hey" < 1334380336 306331 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : EQ < 1334380338 562442 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i didnt intend for that < 1334380344 93827 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi monqy < 1334380348 821620 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: he was responding to my statement i think < 1334380350 197324 :zzo38!~zzo38@24.207.49.17 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, I have written programs in PHP, and have emulated partially applied functions and so on. The FurryScript engine is written in PHP. Icoruma is written in PHP but I might rewrite it in something else. However, Internet Quiz Engine (more modern than those two programs) is written in C; it is better idea. < 1334380358 479462 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sato0x: "create_function is basically a wrapper around eval. It creates a function with a regular name and installs it globally (so it will never be garbage collected—don’t use in a loop!). It doesn’t actually know anything about the current scope, so it’s not a closure. The name contains a NUL byte so it can never conflict with a regular function (because PHP’s parser fails if there’s a NUL in a file anywhere)." also not an opinon < 1334380364 794402 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sato0x: "Declaring a function named __lambda_func will break create_function—the actual implementation is to eval-create the function named __lambda_func, then internally rename it to the broken name. If __lambda_func already exists, the first part will throw a fatal error." also not an opinion < 1334380367 40653 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://use.perl.org/use.perl.org/_Aristotle/journal/33448.html < 1334380373 640887 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :if (size > INT_MAX || size <= 0) < 1334380375 540844 :zzo38!~zzo38@24.207.49.17 PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: create_function is very stupid *never* use it < 1334380377 34173 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :float size; < 1334380383 590307 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :THIS IS HOW THE PHP INTERPRETER WORKS < 1334380390 473475 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :"parse_str parses a query string, with no indication of this in the name. Also it acts just like register_globals and dumps the query into your local scope as variables, unless you pass it an array to populate. (It returns nothing, of course.)" also not an opinion < 1334380398 662127 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://phpsadness.com/sad/47 who needs to compare the other half of your password hash, anyway? < 1334380406 118595 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: Wow, those PHP people. "size" should be a double. < 1334380412 692867 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :srsly shachaf < 1334380447 153099 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :they wanted to check if the malloc size would overflow < 1334380459 212756 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :so they checked the int against INT_MASH < 1334380460 673337 :zzo38!~zzo38@24.207.49.17 PRIVMSG #esoteric :PHP does have a feature that a callback can be not only the name of a function but can also be an object together with the name of one of its methods; this can be used to emulate partially applied functions < 1334380462 468714 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :INT_MAX* < 1334380463 378974 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :INT_MASH < 1334380469 648857 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's the greatest constant ever < 1334380470 478696 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :frash prugin < 1334380493 728882 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :this can be used to emulate partially applied functions, and also some other types of functions < 1334380517 586103 :zzo38!~zzo38@24.207.49.17 PRIVMSG #esoteric :It is one of the best features of PHP, and is still not very good. That shows you that PHP is not very good. < 1334380521 704131 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :but after they realized that comparing an int to INT_MAX is no use < 1334380524 313353 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :they changed it to a float < 1334380567 388869 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I've never had to use create_function.. < 1334380581 100513 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :none of the things stated have been problems for me < 1334380618 632579 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i put some scorpions down my pants just now < 1334380621 570057 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :no stings yet < 1334380632 846536 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ive been living with scorpions in my pants for ten years < 1334380637 538305 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :feels great! < 1334380637 789733 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :so i feel justified in ignoring the very long and detailed "don't put scorpions down your pants" blog article < 1334380641 468775 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i love the stings < 1334380642 613316 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :mmmmm < 1334380647 51803 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :sting party < 1334380651 628537 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :(the sting party is ##php) < 1334380662 885664 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :(everyone just awkwardly gazing at everyone else's scrotch-scorpions) < 1334380667 654611 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :("mine isn't stinging properly") < 1334380676 357542 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :("oh it's glued up, let me help you") < 1334380684 924492 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :(scrotch) < 1334380687 733843 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :(i don't remember typing scrotch < 1334380688 300090 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :) < 1334380689 589325 :zzo38!~zzo38@24.207.49.17 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe they are dead < 1334380694 324020 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1334380696 880402 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :As they say < 1334380707 255750 :zzo38!~zzo38@24.207.49.17 PRIVMSG #esoteric :That is why they are not stinging properly < 1334380707 861641 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :"haters gonna hate" < 1334380709 196957 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i nurture my scorpions daily, and replace them when they die < 1334380709 942859 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :as they say, don't put scorpions down your pants unless you can deal with the glue < 1334380713 368172 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i give them proper burials < 1334380719 903240 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sato0x: who says that < 1334380729 885840 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sato0x: if any of my friends said that i would stop being friends with that friend < 1334380738 495369 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :many people, < 1334380742 53310 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :bad people < 1334380742 959179 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I heard it on the radio actually < 1334380744 583413 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :once i committed genocide against an entire continent < 1334380746 454050 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :bad radio < 1334380748 626004 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :but then i told the judge < 1334380749 684445 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :then people from school were saying it < 1334380750 813452 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :"haters gonna hate" < 1334380752 720217 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :monqy am i your friend :( < 1334380753 679464 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :bad people < 1334380756 678202 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :and we had a crotch scorpion sting party < 1334380759 863573 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: do you say "haters gonna hate" < 1334380760 551742 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :"haters gonna hate" < 1334380763 133251 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1334380765 77850 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :never < 1334380767 662212 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf doesn't say "haters gonna hate" < 1334380771 213855 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :he says "\"haters gonna hate\"" < 1334380776 973344 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :diabolical < 1334380777 339636 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: friend < 1334380786 903275 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :"\"\\\"haters gonna hate \\\"\"" < 1334380804 465953 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :BREAKING NEWS saxophone mathematician invents saxiom of choice < 1334380810 621797 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :*saxophonide < 1334380838 453378 :zzo38!~zzo38@24.207.49.17 PRIVMSG #esoteric :What is a "saxiom of choice"? Is that anything like "axiom of choice"? < 1334380847 213312 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :nothing < 1334380848 518484 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Very different. < 1334380849 37765 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :nothing like it < 1334380885 938201 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Stubbornness will block enlightenment, but will lead to random negative remarks < 1334380902 175683 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sato0x wisdom, by Sato0x < 1334380904 525398 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: Are you supposed to compare password hashes with ==, anyway? < 1334380912 987898 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I mean, I guess you don't have to worry about timing attacks in general. < 1334380930 702181 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :You might still leak the first few bytes that way... < 1334380932 330759 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: programming in PHP is easy, you just need to not make any mistakes < 1334380945 41416 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I mean in general, not just PHP. < 1334380970 716770 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :The question is whether you should use a constant-time comparison function for password hashes. It's probably not a big deal. < 1334380993 931803 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I hate fruit juice because a bug might have touched the fruit < 1334380996 546354 :zzo38!~zzo38@24.207.49.17 PRIVMSG #esoteric :You are entitled to your opinion. < 1334381003 242847 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :therefore I will never drink a fruit juice < 1334381010 862603 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :you're a bad person < 1334381012 887185 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :analogous to this situation < 1334381013 600574 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fruit juice is good < 1334381015 115161 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi monqy < 1334381017 415040 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: if you're using PHP then timing attacks are like your last concern < 1334381018 147228 :zzo38!~zzo38@24.207.49.17 PRIVMSG #esoteric :You don't like a bug juice too? < 1334381020 645560 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: friend < 1334381025 12812 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I like orange juice < 1334381025 716436 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric ::3 < 1334381028 570243 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: This isn't about PHP anymore! < 1334381040 317377 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok < 1334381043 15388 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: I've made an effort to get PHP out of my head. You keep putting it back. :-( < 1334381047 428415 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fair point then < 1334381050 740062 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :> ( welcome to my web page)ok < 1334381052 400986 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : (helpwelcome to my web page)ok < 1334381054 976045 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :look guys < 1334381057 584881 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :lambdabot can do PHP < 1334381062 852956 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :it must be a great language!!! < 1334381067 945948 :qfr!~kafir@unaffiliated/yw PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol. < 1334381069 47510 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :wait it has a bug < 1334381069 401317 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :!php hello < 1334381075 736821 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: You've switched from "," to ":" as the nick-addressing character. I assume this has to do with your client switch. < 1334381079 814858 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :haskell is the cloudscale language for the post-PHP world < 1334381080 668307 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :> ( welcome to my web page)ok < 1334381082 298191 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : (help welcome to my web page)ok < 1334381083 366328 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: yes < 1334381085 183481 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :see, now it has no bugs! < 1334381085 360467 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :But ":" is the One True Character, so I'm glad you've seen the light. < 1334381091 956512 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's so much more businesslike < 1334381096 989506 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sato0x: i'm sorry i doubted you < 1334381110 741178 :zzo38!~zzo38@24.207.49.17 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I prefer using : for that purpose too but you do what you like < 1334381128 616605 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :> web < 1334381130 113843 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : () < 1334381132 228163 :zzo38!~zzo38@24.207.49.17 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I also use : after the "Dear" line in any letter I write < 1334381132 416415 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :> ok < 1334381133 733242 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : *Exception: Prelude.undefined < 1334381135 801768 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: i don't understand people who use "foo," < 1334381137 194094 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :> welcome < 1334381139 187234 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : 42 < 1334381139 364335 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :is that even grammatical < 1334381141 840264 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :like pedantically < 1334381142 17263 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :> to < 1334381142 487537 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :come on < 1334381143 347490 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : () < 1334381144 754950 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :> my < 1334381145 168098 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :":" is so much better < 1334381146 168961 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : () < 1334381150 906590 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :> php < 1334381152 370113 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : *Exception: Prelude.undefined < 1334381153 331033 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :> echo < 1334381154 900387 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : () < 1334381161 89624 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :this code is all copyrighted btw < 1334381164 90638 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :@ty ( b1 -> Doc < 1334381166 350259 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :@ty (?)) < 1334381166 527099 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric ::t (?>) < 1334381167 68167 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :parse error on input `)' < 1334381167 409781 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :forall t t1 a. t -> t1 -> a < 1334381169 260323 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :@ty (?>) < 1334381169 788683 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :forall t t1 a. t -> t1 -> a < 1334381173 560647 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :> page < 1334381175 398600 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : () < 1334381175 919051 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :> ok < 1334381177 671340 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : *Exception: Prelude.undefined < 1334381183 752120 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :spoilers: < 1334381184 81120 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: We've been over this. < 1334381184 277468 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric : @let welcome = 42; echo = (); to = (); my = (); web = (); page = (); () _ _ = undefined; php = undefined; ok = undefined; infixl 1 hi monqy < 1334381194 487632 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : Not in scope: `hi'Not in scope: `monqy' < 1334381216 688818 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1334381218 599772 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sato0x: great analogy bro < 1334381229 435615 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :a more appropriate analogy is < 1334381243 586677 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"people keep telling me not to drink antifreeze, but it tastes great! haters gonna hate" < 1334381277 975841 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :stubborn people will try anything to put their opinions over facts < 1334381283 250696 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :^you < 1334381298 700842 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1334381302 687522 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"here is a detailed article about how antifreeze is bad for you. OH IT'S JUST OPINIONS" < 1334381306 2528 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think kmc is ignoring Sato0x's wisdom < 1334381307 605027 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :and we should ban him < 1334381309 536677 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :actually < 1334381311 738065 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :better reason to ban kmc < 1334381314 445483 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric ::( < 1334381316 114514 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :he puts two spaces after sentence-ending punctuation < 1334381319 287904 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: I can tell that you miss the conversations of #haskell < 1334381320 757680 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :fucking disgusting < 1334381323 560831 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1334381328 668639 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hey, I put two spaces after sentence-ending punctuation! sometimes. < 1334381333 610203 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :monqy: im watching you < 1334381340 194395 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :other times I put spaces before sentence ending punctuation !!!instead < 1334381347 819346 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i put \r\n after sentence-ending punctuation < 1334381351 361345 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :is your stomach churned < 1334381370 602471 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :monqy: how predictable ! < 1334381375 828007 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :monqy: hi < 1334381392 788402 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :antifreeze is a bit different than php < 1334381392 965258 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: friend < 1334381399 181459 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :-.-, but haters gonna hate < 1334381405 914509 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh, brb < 1334381411 374315 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :NO, DON'T < 1334381415 184096 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :we need you < 1334381418 62562 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :to tell us about < 1334381422 900176 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes, drinking antifreeze is bad for only one person, while writing websites in PHP is a danger to society at large < 1334381425 414734 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :how antifreeze is a bitt different than php < 1334381426 596000 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :so they are quite different < 1334381430 375733 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :and how -.-, but haters gonna hate < 1334381440 519746 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i need to know about -.-, but haters gonna hate < 1334381442 542283 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :haters gonna make som valid points < 1334381462 458409 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :`addquote haters gonna make som valid points < 1334381462 716269 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TO&Product_Code=PFSC-HATERS&Category_Code=PFSC < 1334381465 708443 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :831) haters gonna make som valid points < 1334381466 359738 :zzo38!~zzo38@24.207.49.17 PRIVMSG #esoteric :But one of the most portable programming languages is TeX. TeX is very good for typesetting and occasionally other things are done too. < 1334381476 491325 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :that quote is now (c) pfsc forever :'( < 1334381481 938831 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :quotes "the copyright violation" < 1334381484 115760 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Calling TeX portable is a bit funny. < 1334381485 434160 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :"the sequel" < 1334381491 940763 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc, shachaf "under arest for copeyright vioplation" < 1334381497 383568 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :do not pass go < 1334381501 268073 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :do not collect $200 < 1334381501 445170 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :By the way, I can make TeX on my system segfault! < 1334381504 3078 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :vioplation is a nice word < 1334381510 638422 :zzo38!~zzo38@24.207.49.17 PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: Really? TeX is very portable. That is, if it is true Plain TeX. < 1334381515 57030 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :one time I segfaulted cpython < 1334381517 64598 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :back < 1334381518 328915 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :anyway can we just ban Sato0x for saying "haters gonna hate" < 1334381524 378917 :zzo38!~zzo38@24.207.49.17 PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: Can you show how? < 1334381534 163860 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :monqy: one time I segfaulted GHC! < 1334381536 325289 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :actually multiple times. < 1334381539 62917 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :nice < 1334381541 506726 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :even: frequently. < 1334381544 163450 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :can't do that with PHP < 1334381545 298352 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: "portable" if you count a special-purpose program that *compiles it to another programming language* just so it'll run on newer systems. < 1334381555 233708 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I dodn't do enough ghc black magic < 1334381558 744084 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :->can't think of a way to make php sound bad < 1334381566 100952 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :->compares it to antifreeze < 1334381569 274353 :zzo38!~zzo38@24.207.49.17 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have segfaulted GHC a few times too < 1334381570 797100 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: Not a program that translates Pascal to C: A program that translates TeX-written-in-Pascal to TeX-written-in-C. < 1334381571 402326 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :->help < 1334381578 546080 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sato0x: but isn't that a way to make php sound bad ?? help < 1334381586 421001 :zzo38!~zzo38@24.207.49.17 PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: I am refering to programs written in TeX; not a program that compiles TeX. < 1334381593 348880 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :monqy: antifreeze is REALLY USEFUL!!!! < 1334381596 437098 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :*antifreese (british english) < 1334381604 410342 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: so is php, man < 1334381609 208341 :zzo38!~zzo38@24.207.49.17 PRIVMSG #esoteric :And tell me how you make TeX to segfault < 1334381613 157900 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :wikipedia was made possible by the power of php < 1334381616 293077 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sato0x: anyway there's a channel where everyone loves php and you should go and talk to them about it < 1334381617 706762 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :#haskell < 1334381621 213960 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :imagine a world without wikipedia < 1334381623 998546 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :do you want that < 1334381634 228426 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :monqy: wait... oh no.... < 1334381637 436235 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :the ESOLANG WIKI runs on PHP!!!! < 1334381640 996803 :zzo38!~zzo38@24.207.49.17 PRIVMSG #esoteric :That is true; MediaWiki is written in PHP. < 1334381641 956679 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :WE ARE AGENTS OF OUR OWN UNDOING < 1334381648 773939 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :imagine a world without brainfuck derivatives < 1334381652 96096 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :wikipedia is written in PHP and there is absolutely no way they could have used any other language < 1334381655 909006 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :brainfuck derivatives like php < 1334381656 916386 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :truly PHP is the best of all possible worlds < 1334381689 186930 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1334381706 356237 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :@time < 1334381707 328524 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Local time for elliott is Sat Apr 14 06:35:37 < 1334381715 204512 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :@time Sato0x < 1334381716 358159 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Local time for Sato0x is Sat Apr 14 01:35:07 2012 < 1334381722 320424 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :@time < 1334381725 248531 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Local time for monqy is Fri Apr 13 22:35:22 2012 < 1334381731 165018 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sato0x: how's florida < 1334381739 321612 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :boring < 1334381753 184032 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :here on vacation < 1334381767 459191 :asiekierka!~asiekierk@178235039209.elblag.vectranet.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1334381773 934680 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://detain.me/tools/aimspem.php kmc i think your aim is going to get hecked by Sato0x < 1334381786 996803 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :don't say < 1334381788 934123 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :that i didn't warn you < 1334381792 288345 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :if evolution is true then why does haskell.org use PHP < 1334381793 173988 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :because i just warned you < 1334381794 273171 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :checkmate atheists < 1334381802 434266 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1334381830 842443 :zzo38!~zzo38@24.207.49.17 PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: The reason is because they use MediaWiki; it has nothing to do with evolution < 1334381834 780568 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: Sadly, evolution is the main cause of that. :-( < 1334381839 5603 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's well known that you can't heck aim with haskell < 1334381876 735989 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm not sure how someone can actually compulse < 1334381878 846971 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :over hating php < 1334381887 121984 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :you? < 1334381927 6068 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :im compulsing < 1334381928 469977 :zzo38!~zzo38@24.207.49.17 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sato0x: I don't particularly like PHP either but I have written some programs using it, such as the FurryScript interpreter. < 1334381931 343305 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :in a pile on the floor here < 1334381940 837512 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :FurryScript? < 1334381949 986482 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i tried to follow Sato0x on twitter for more insights but the twitter account on http://detain.me/contact/ doesn't exist :'( < 1334381953 798150 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm twat < 1334381957 671013 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :all twutted out < 1334381964 638943 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :so much for my life as a twit < 1334381971 157771 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :did you know Twitter isn't written in PHP? < 1334381973 958883 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's why it's always down < 1334381976 475878 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ror < 1334381976 726525 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :im sometimes twyt < 1334381979 35456 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :RoR < 1334381983 378553 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think < 1334381985 447210 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :you cant scare me < 1334381986 742735 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :with your roars < 1334381987 758076 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :animal < 1334381997 481585 :zzo38!~zzo38@24.207.49.17 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sato0x: http://esolangs.org/wiki/User:Zzo38/FurryScript < 1334382023 392479 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :yiff < 1334382033 842003 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott is secretly scared of roar < 1334382039 611273 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shit i visited the website < 1334382041 645189 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :/usr/sbin/scared < 1334382045 523596 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :and my computr is brodacsting an ip address < 1334382048 647732 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: which one < 1334382049 629343 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm < 1334382053 527967 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :aim hecker < 1334382057 318551 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1334382058 927671 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh fuck < 1334382061 7290 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :you're hecked man < 1334382063 693750 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :give up now < 1334382075 533809 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :aim hecker (n): when ur dronk and u pee so bad all over the toilet that ppl make fun of u < 1334382084 723985 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(corruption of "aim heckler") < 1334382092 302477 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :xD < 1334382095 34749 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :`addquote aim hecker (n): when ur dronk and u pee so bad all over the toilet that ppl make fun of u (corruption of "aim heckler") < 1334382097 292513 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sato0x: are you "for real though" as they say < 1334382098 27182 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :832) aim hecker (n): when ur dronk and u pee so bad all over the toilet that ppl make fun of u (corruption of "aim heckler") < 1334382102 251134 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf++ < 1334382106 649525 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :as the kids these days say < 1334382109 141997 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's a for real < 1334382111 157157 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I want to know < 1334382115 651878 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sato0x: Wait, I shouldn't get credit for that. < 1334382118 700315 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/Sato0x/kmc/ < 1334382120 680391 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i have proof of < 1334382123 935696 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :22:41 is this guy "for real though" as they say < 1334382125 209720 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :corpproright infragment < 1334382125 912111 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric : is this guy "for real though" as they say < 1334382126 157817 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1334382153 755391 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1334382154 613007 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott TOPIC #esoteric : aim hecker (n): when ur dronk and u pee so bad all over the toilet that ppl make fun of u | http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ < 1334382156 75548 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: how can it be corpproright infragment, when u are not corporal < 1334382157 440087 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :our topic was too long anyway < 1334382160 906511 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :they are totally silent (electric engines) < 1334382163 473120 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: no its coproright infringement < 1334382164 423521 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :ask coppro < 1334382165 928264 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :he knows all about it < 1334382181 394119 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: Oh, nice job on the -blah topic. < 1334382187 440579 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: Wait... < 1334382190 305130 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :That link is broken! < 1334382193 712965 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: huh? < 1334382200 130043 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :works for me < 1334382201 435892 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :no it's not < 1334382203 929192 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :you tricked me :'( < 1334382212 423004 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :april fools < 1334382215 623860 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric ::( < 1334382217 7179 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :im fool < 1334382221 944932 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :fool who dont drink no antifreeze < 1334382225 600986 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: The one in the #-blah topic. < 1334382228 881552 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :and dont put no invigorating scorpion down my pants < 1334382232 342081 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :YOU'RE WINNER ! < 1334382234 339928 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :should I -blah < 1334382236 456334 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: i just tried it < 1334382241 160131 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :it works < 1334382247 9387 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does anyone here know malbolge? < 1334382249 543955 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1334382249 724909 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: Oh, wait. < 1334382250 840303 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's malbolge < 1334382255 12945 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I mistypeppdpddd itt. < 1334382261 438244 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :mal bulge < 1334382262 416133 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :itt I mistyppedpedpedd < 1334382266 941920 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :my friends names malegoblg, that's almost malbolge < 1334382273 893233 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(i know my friend) < 1334382276 16052 :zzo38!~zzo38@24.207.49.17 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't want you to put anything down my pants either (whether it is scorpions or not) < 1334382279 806216 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://esolangs.org/wiki/Malbolge < 1334382287 241485 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's that site < 1334382288 849286 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :: Is Baelog your friend? < 1334382290 489744 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :will it heck me and give me a virus < 1334382292 734286 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :HEY REMEMBER BAELOG? < 1334382296 569330 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :virarse < 1334382311 560495 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :WITH HIS BOW AND ARROW OR, ALTERNATIVELY, RETRACTABLE ARM? < 1334382334 257042 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sato0x: that link is broken man < 1334382338 577257 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :it doesn't work < 1334382362 562156 :cswords!~cswords@c-98-223-234-80.hsd1.in.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1334382390 282101 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe you meant: malbulge, malbugle, hello < 1334382399 997904 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :It just worked < 1334382404 589657 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :and went down for some reason < 1334382406 64497 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh well < 1334382407 464538 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :weird < 1334382412 572247 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :diabolical < 1334382424 816608 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malbolge < 1334382438 130594 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sato0x: oh the link works now! < 1334382449 68014 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :goes to a page with some information about some really weird esoteric language < 1334382469 529790 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION invents 500 new langugaes which are trivial variations on Malbolge < 1334382475 195940 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :better crack open the antifreeze < 1334382495 653374 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah i wouldn't want to freeze while i'm working < 1334382499 445700 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :you guys are all fired up < 1334382502 348579 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sato0x: hmm, the language doesn't appear to be called malbolge on this page... < 1334382502 539282 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :on php < 1334382506 819534 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :can you double-check you got the right link? < 1334382508 840886 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i poured antifreeze all over my computer < 1334382509 63528 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't want my crotch scorpions to freeze < 1334382512 221637 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :in this cold weather < 1334382513 440491 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :the esolangs.org one < 1334382514 697791 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :but it still has trouble with flash videos < 1334382523 709500 :zzo38!~zzo38@24.207.49.17 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Let's invent the exactly googolplex number of chess variants < 1334382523 954902 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :it was thunderstorming today; they went crazy down there < 1334382539 285993 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sato0x: more like all fired up on PCP < 1334382551 500254 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :-.- < 1334382556 387604 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sato0x: can you double check it please :( < 1334382559 122959 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's just one letter off from php < 1334382569 341165 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hot grits on your scorpions? < 1334382574 367207 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :huh < 1334382588 970359 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :huh? < 1334382598 966144 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Natalie Portman and scorpions? < 1334382604 814004 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'll let you cool off < 1334382605 705985 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :you seem mad < 1334382609 34353 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :gay scorpions from outer space < 1334382609 796504 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :are you saying < 1334382610 898656 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :that < 1334382611 467729 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i mad < 1334382616 747908 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :because you're going to have to be < 1334382619 155787 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :a little more specific about it < 1334382632 446304 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :but seriously that link is going somewhere weird can you please double-check it < 1334382633 306275 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :your mad, elliott < 1334382651 812410 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :monqy: *you're MORON < 1334382669 624528 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :what about my moron, elliott? < 1334382673 72216 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :its mad < 1334382675 305114 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :you've been blabbering about the topic for 45+ minutes < 1334382682 420698 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric ::0 < 1334382683 469957 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :what topic < 1334382684 635585 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :because this is fucking hilarious < 1334382703 7980 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :his antifreeze thing < 1334382714 228020 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh the page works normally now! < 1334382722 272935 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes we're having a very serious discussion about PHP and gay scorpians < 1334382727 951351 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :we are so piiiiissssssed at you Sato0x < 1334382731 577094 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :why did you question our groupthink < 1334382731 754465 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :um < 1334382732 507807 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :excuse me < 1334382733 895798 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION rage < 1334382735 539904 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :my scoppions < 1334382742 681815 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :are pristine female specimens < 1334382743 884343 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i have a special relationship with my scorpions < 1334382744 92375 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :*speciwomens < 1334382748 763356 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :NOT THAT THERES ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT < 1334382794 846295 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc i tried to use haskell to control my nuclear reactor, if you know what i mean < 1334382797 49994 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :but < 1334382801 740891 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :the only bindings i could find were for php < 1334382804 133026 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :what do id o :/ < 1334382807 844433 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i guess < 1334382810 748148 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :you really do just need php < 1334382812 85609 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :to get things done < 1334382813 565365 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :in the real world < 1334382819 924974 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :you better go swimming in the containment pool < 1334382828 194420 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :disgusting /kickban kmc < 1334382840 830002 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :NOT AS DISGUSTING AS PHP, AM I RITE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? < 1334382847 924931 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :OHHHHHHHHHH < 1334382849 229611 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :BUUUUUUUUUUU < 1334382850 380108 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :RRRRRRRRRRRR < 1334382851 605301 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :RRRRRRRRRRRRR < 1334382852 300545 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :RRRRRRRRRRRRR < 1334382853 324255 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :RRRRRRRRRRRRR < 1334382853 501356 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :RRRRRRRRRRRRR < 1334382853 678379 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :RRRRRRRRRRRRR < 1334382854 813891 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :RRRRRRRRRRRRR < 1334382855 281337 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :n < 1334382855 458295 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott++ < 1334382856 816272 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :RRRRRRRRRRRRR < 1334382858 821146 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :RRRRRRRRRRRRR < 1334382860 822689 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :RRRRRRRRRRRRR < 1334382862 837869 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :RRRRRRRRRRRRR < 1334382864 828297 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :RRRRRRRRRRRRR < 1334382866 830920 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :RRRRRRRRRRRRR < 1334382868 834063 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :RRRRRRRRRRRRR < 1334382870 837727 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :RRRRRRRRRRRRR < 1334382872 856032 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :RRRRRRRRRRRRR < 1334382873 154112 :zzo38!~zzo38@24.207.49.17 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Don't repeat yourself < 1334382874 781350 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :n, elliott < 1334382874 958265 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :RRRRRRRRRRRRR < 1334382875 596364 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :n < 1334382876 845416 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :RRRRRRRRRRRRR < 1334382878 847792 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :RRRRRRRRRRRRR < 1334382880 851118 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :RRRRRRRRRRRRR < 1334382882 857436 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :RRRRRRRRRRRRR < 1334382884 858477 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :RRRRRRRRRRRRR < 1334382886 902680 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :RRRRRRRRRRRRR < 1334382888 865106 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :RRRRRRRRRRRRR < 1334382890 870499 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN < 1334382892 871825 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :NNNNNNNNNNNN < 1334382894 870754 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :thank you < 1334382895 47787 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN < 1334382896 879644 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :EEEEEEEEEEEEE < 1334382898 885206 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD < 1334382901 417684 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :burne < 1334382902 108843 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1334382903 359209 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR < 1334382905 441998 :zzo38!~zzo38@24.207.49.17 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Don't repeat yourself that many times all at once unless you have something to say please < 1334382910 398410 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i had < 1334382911 574976 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :things to say < 1334382914 212563 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :but they were all RRRRRRRRRRRRR < 1334382916 531859 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :'been about 50 minutes now < 1334382925 197381 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :thanks for keeping the time, Sato0x < 1334382939 419757 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :\\\\\\\'been about 50 minutes now < 1334382940 174839 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't know what I'd do without you, and also php < 1334382956 341124 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hey did you guys see that cobol.com video? < 1334382960 793463 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: i regstered ur global < 1334382970 653054 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :"With 50 years under its belt, Cobol is set to remain the dominant language for business applications for the next 50 years. Having consistently seen off the young pretenders, Cobol has continued to evolve to meet every new demand thrown at it, from both business and technology." < 1334382974 476413 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :are < 1334382976 885822 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :they trying to make cobol hip < 1334382980 403070 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1334382982 798754 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Business applications written in Cobol are faster, more precise and more powerful than ever. And now it’s easier than ever to run them on the platforms that make the most business sense – now and in the future. < 1334382982 975880 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :The future’s never been brighter for Cobol. And that’s got to make life better for you, too." < 1334382985 285704 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :wh....... < 1334382986 483130 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :is cobol not hip? < 1334382993 458788 :dbelange!~dbelange@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :stop talking about cobol this is #esoteric < 1334382995 272024 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :they should get coball.er < 1334382995 621389 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :well < 1334382997 711901 :dbelange!~dbelange@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :let's talk about haskell some more < 1334382998 206707 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :its kind of like antifreeze < 1334383000 758900 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :if you put it in your pants < 1334383004 190973 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :the scorpion doesn't bite as much < 1334383025 908855 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :you should watch the video < 1334383029 938865 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's really good < 1334383054 458330 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :"to take the enterprise applications of the future ... into the next future" < 1334383058 712155 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i dont see how cobol can do this < 1334383059 699315 :Pikcles!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 JOIN :#esoteric < 1334383060 303870 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :only php can do this < 1334383061 670864 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1334383063 373863 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :someone else < 1334383065 872020 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe we should stop the nonsense < 1334383068 814889 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :`welcome Pikcles < 1334383072 12615 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Pikcles: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page < 1334383075 80176 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :can't stop can't stop can't stop can't stop < 1334383082 760919 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi Pikcles, we just spent 50 minutes making fun of someone who likes PHP < 1334383086 341222 :zzo38!~zzo38@24.207.49.17 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I expect whatever program I write in TeX to continue working in the future without any changes < 1334383093 989268 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Pikcles: did you know your name is an anagram of "Ksplice"? < 1334383104 206821 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :lmao < 1334383113 847777 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc is the anagrams-of-ksplice expert < 1334383120 452975 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm a domain expert < 1334383124 235391 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :this is my domain < 1334383136 711726 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :my domain is php.net < 1334383142 479539 :dbelange!~dbelange@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://esolangs.org/wiki/Wang_program < 1334383144 110912 :dbelange!~dbelange@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :l0l < 1334383159 411707 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :8====D < 1334383160 999868 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :my domain and home page is cobol.com < 1334383306 612508 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :these guys are rationalising cobol almost as much as Sato0x rationalises php < 1334383326 170960 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :"curly brace languages like java and c#" < 1334383346 299382 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :cobol is my antidrug < 1334383357 875281 :zzo38!~zzo38@24.207.49.17 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do you like LLVM? < 1334383365 273648 :dbelange!~dbelange@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I am LLVM < 1334383406 980312 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :cobol is my antifreeze < 1334383446 198520 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :my only cobol regret is that isn't php < 1334383446 782597 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :back < 1334383449 872813 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1334383451 116597 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :woops < 1334383479 914490 :zzo38!~zzo38@24.207.49.17 PRIVMSG #esoteric :If you have a type like (f x -> x) in Haskell in case f is Contravariant and Plus (the one without Functor) then can it make a comonad? < 1334383530 126743 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sato0x: tell me about php < 1334383533 490828 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's a cool php feature < 1334383540 303466 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :tell me about how long we've been talking about this < 1334383540 864312 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :echo is nice < 1334383544 322398 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I lost track < 1334383550 618614 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :about 55 minutes now < 1334383554 259169 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :thanks < 1334383558 928975 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :np < 1334383564 870798 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :thumbs up, wink & smile < 1334383567 971655 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :echo is nice yes < 1334383568 264798 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sato0x: this is all about you < 1334383571 514925 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :but what's the coolest php feature that < 1334383574 339199 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :you don't think everyone knows < 1334383576 167552 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :like a hidden gem < 1334383592 346480 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1334383595 545243 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric : < 1334383632 143251 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I must go < 1334383635 862766 :Sato0x!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 QUIT :Quit: Page closed < 1334383636 963186 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :have fun < 1334383676 827202 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :but < 1334383679 267005 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :what about < 1334383680 355167 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :the feature < 1334383690 980368 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :sigh how do we stop them coming back < 1334383691 349764 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :there were too many < 1334383703 337097 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :he got overwhelmed by how many great php features there are < 1334383707 6794 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :and had to take a breather < 1334383792 887932 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah < 1334383795 276278 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :like cobol < 1334383799 307815 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :@time < 1334383800 322296 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Local time for elliott is Sat Apr 14 07:10:30 < 1334383803 470833 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :fuck < 1334383812 557810 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :rise & shine < 1334383827 499078 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :do they have birds where you live < 1334383828 782472 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :do they sing < 1334383998 653937 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1334384008 68774 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric ::( < 1334384014 932365 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have ducks, but also other birds, and owls < 1334384083 367469 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah < 1334384129 286239 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :monqy shachaf < 1334384131 151644 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :how do i sleep < 1334384138 445896 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi monqy < 1334384140 190261 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :step 1 go to bed < 1334384142 432171 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :step 2 sleep < 1334384142 896917 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi elliott, shachaf, monqy, monqy < 1334384149 474569 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :he lo < 1334384184 328361 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :monqy: step 3 wake up late :'( < 1334384201 911860 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :step 4 fun forever < 1334384209 605675 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :step 1 hi monqy < 1334384214 843377 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :step 2 hi party, monqy < 1334384220 635295 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :step 3 hi poem, party, monqy < 1334384223 375976 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :step 4 hi < 1334384243 888168 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :what happens when < 1334384246 639617 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :your scorpion stops biting < 1334384249 986373 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :and you can't feel your legs any more < 1334384267 263983 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Q: what time is it when your scorpions stop biting < 1334384267 644166 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's when you win. < 1334384271 380582 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :A: time to get new scorpions < 1334384277 515452 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :but < 1334384280 216580 :zzo38!~zzo38@24.207.49.17 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Then you should rest or see a doctor or both < 1334384281 665102 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :how can i get new scorpions without legs < 1334384285 648886 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Q: what time is it when your scorpions stop biting < 1334384289 40360 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :A: time to get new legs < 1334384315 65166 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Q:: what time is it when monqy stops saying hi < 1334384320 474348 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :A:: time to cry :'( < 1334384332 647294 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :monqy: where do i get new legs < 1334384347 8449 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :discount leg store "we sell discount legs, for less!" < 1334384353 543595 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric : powered by PHP < 1334384354 939461 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric : say php.net < 1334384355 116390 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric : or cobol.com < 1334384355 116580 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric : oops < 1334384357 968041 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :thank you kmc < 1334384363 73364 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :you rescued that from the brink of lossage < 1334384407 678996 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm glad you all like my analogies < 1334384466 740771 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :@time < 1334384467 826271 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Local time for elliott is Sat Apr 14 07:21:37 < 1334384470 564324 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :@time kmc < 1334384471 220122 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Local time for kmc is Sat Apr 14 02:22:09 2012 < 1334384472 968903 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc < 1334384476 379926 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :can i enter your timezone < 1334384482 583519 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :@time < 1334384485 751152 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Local time for monqy is Fri Apr 13 23:21:24 2012 < 1334384488 977609 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :or monqy's < 1334384490 689421 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :@time shachaf < 1334384492 270205 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Local time for shachaf is Fri Apr 13 23:21:30 2012 < 1334384493 415782 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :or shachaf's < 1334384497 233912 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :any one is fine < 1334384507 620829 :calamari!~calamari@ip72-211-147-156.tc.ph.cox.net QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1334384530 354869 :zzo38!~zzo38@24.207.49.17 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Can your Dungeons&Dragons characters ride on huge scorpions? < 1334384592 768327 :Pikcles!ae80d212@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.128.210.18 QUIT :Quit: Page closed < 1334384597 898511 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :rip ksplice < 1334384600 266317 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :we missed you < 1334384601 795780 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :and will miss you < 1334384604 531271 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :for the rest of thyme < 1334384612 493400 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc won't answer me :'( < 1334384615 283724 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i need to say ksplice three times < 1334384618 659542 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :ksplice ksplice ksplice mosh < 1334384625 116135 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :aww < 1334384696 722829 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :does anyone < 1334384699 654147 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :have rooom free < 1334384702 454137 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :in their timzoene < 1334384716 340208 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :me < 1334384727 855888 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :But my timezone is in America. :-( < 1334384729 518131 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i can verify this < 1334384737 55419 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf's timezone is indeed in america < 1334384744 61101 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi monqy < 1334384757 530447 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :The sun never sets on the American Empire. < 1334384759 308283 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :where's the nearest timezone where it isn't half 7 < 1334384770 169746 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe the one where it's half 6 < 1334384778 317988 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :or half 8, if you prefer that way < 1334384794 580749 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :no!!! < 1334384796 878153 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :that one is worse < 1334384799 801260 :zzo38!~zzo38@24.207.49.17 PRIVMSG #esoteric :@time < 1334384806 102960 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Local time for zzo38 is currently free < 1334384821 619276 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I want to be in zzo38's time < 1334384827 593263 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :it sounds like a good time < 1334384840 580488 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :help < 1334384842 300621 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't understand < 1334384844 396429 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38 time < 1334384855 44164 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :free and in freedom < 1334384859 48361 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :or free as in free beer < 1334384864 335757 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm not even convinced zzo38 has time < 1334384869 786721 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I heard zzo38 has free beer. < 1334384876 952074 :zzo38!~zzo38@24.207.49.17 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have no beer < 1334384911 590216 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf heard wrong < 1334384918 976513 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Free beer in the category of endofunctors. < 1334384982 206045 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :sfkllskfjl;dfjsdf < 1334384982 871169 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :@time < 1334384983 789579 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Local time for elliott is Sat Apr 14 07:30:13 < 1334384997 793180 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok < 1334385006 143077 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i have officially wasted like an hour and a half < 1334385007 388927 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :on php < 1334385011 838338 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i hope you're all proud of yourselves < 1334385013 756613 :zzo38!~zzo38@24.207.49.17 PRIVMSG #esoteric :What is your sidereal time? < 1334385099 412766 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :23:29 CTCP TIME reply from zzo38: 11h,39m,42s Sidereal Time < 1334385108 236021 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: I didn't send you a CTCP TIME request. :-( < 1334385114 817053 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Today is Prickle-Prickle, the 31st day of Discord in the YOLD 3178 < 1334385125 402602 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :@time zzo38 < 1334385126 429481 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Local time for zzo38 is 2012/04/13 23:23:12 -0700 < 1334385306 691848 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1334385927 134529 :asiekierka!~asiekierk@178235039209.elblag.vectranet.pl PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc what kind of time is that!? < 1334385937 497621 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :which? < 1334385959 45791 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :discordian calendar < 1334385967 542957 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :/usr/bin/ddate < 1334385993 747138 :asiekierka!~asiekierk@178235039209.elblag.vectranet.pl PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: which package includes it? i'd like to add it to my distro < 1334386000 556016 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :which distro do you maintain < 1334386005 177298 :asiekierka!~asiekierk@178235039209.elblag.vectranet.pl PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: not any distro you know < 1334386014 580428 :asiekierka!~asiekierk@178235039209.elblag.vectranet.pl PRIVMSG #esoteric :and it doens't base on any existing package repo either < 1334386017 181303 :asiekierka!~asiekierk@178235039209.elblag.vectranet.pl PRIVMSG #esoteric :it also uses an experimental libc < 1334386019 368512 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :in debian it is in util-linux < 1334386025 860074 :asiekierka!~asiekierk@178235039209.elblag.vectranet.pl PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, so it's in the util-linux source < 1334386032 63120 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :which experimental libc? one you wrote? < 1334386035 764467 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :what is the experiment < 1334386036 868250 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Tomorrow I'll probably explain integrals to my sister. < 1334386041 58520 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Over text. :-( < 1334386043 747305 :asiekierka!~asiekierk@178235039209.elblag.vectranet.pl PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: no, by experimental i mean actually standards-compilant < 1334386045 39720 :asiekierka!~asiekierk@178235039209.elblag.vectranet.pl PRIVMSG #esoteric :that is, musl < 1334386050 587273 :asiekierka!~asiekierk@178235039209.elblag.vectranet.pl PRIVMSG #esoteric :the only thing i wrote for the distro so far is the package manager < 1334386068 371419 :asiekierka!~asiekierk@178235039209.elblag.vectranet.pl PRIVMSG #esoteric :because all the other ones had either too many dependencies, not enough documentation or just plain failed < 1334386085 532584 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: How's your libcfree program going? < 1334386132 819064 :asiekierka!~asiekierk@178235039209.elblag.vectranet.pl PRIVMSG #esoteric :glibc is standards-compilant and also adds a lot of its own things, for compatibility or ease of use < 1334386139 78884 :asiekierka!~asiekierk@178235039209.elblag.vectranet.pl PRIVMSG #esoteric :sadly that means it becomes over 2MB < 1334386152 611497 :asiekierka!~asiekierk@178235039209.elblag.vectranet.pl PRIVMSG #esoteric :it also lets us see how many (quite a few, in fact) apps are not libc-compilant but glibc-compilant < 1334386255 259954 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm, switch(x) case 0: case 1: ...; is valid C. < 1334386280 186544 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: haven't done much recently < 1334386282 454541 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :been working on mosh < 1334386343 367151 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :So in Windows that's apparently more or less impossible to do. < 1334386350 375832 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :There's no kernel ABI stability. < 1334386364 879523 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :interesting < 1334386378 353598 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah, I've heard that the Windows kernel API is much nicer than the usual Win32 API < 1334386395 321522 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :in linux tons of compat stuff is handled in the kernel < 1334386399 396163 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :which leads to tons of exploitable holes < 1334386403 31857 :Slereah!x@ANantes-259-1-171-245.w90-49.abo.wanadoo.fr QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1334386427 436009 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Keeping all that in userspace is a reasonable design decision. < 1334386433 11645 :Slereah!x@ANantes-259-1-251-47.w83-195.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1334386438 496170 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1334386490 435561 :asiekierka!~asiekierk@178235039209.elblag.vectranet.pl PRIVMSG #esoteric :i wish mosh didn't have so many dependencies < 1334386571 161842 :qfr!~kafir@unaffiliated/yw PRIVMSG #esoteric :What's mosh < 1334386586 166390 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's sad that dependencies are considered such a bad thing < 1334386589 648167 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :people frown on code reuse < 1334386598 108190 :qfr!~kafir@unaffiliated/yw PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc what are you talking about < 1334386603 68446 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :anyway i have a patchset in for review which removes the boost dependency < 1334386608 127988 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :qfr: http://mosh.mit.edu/ < 1334386608 472805 :qfr!~kafir@unaffiliated/yw PRIVMSG #esoteric :Reusing existing libraries is great! < 1334386633 318284 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :boost is a particularly egregious case because your distro will install 100 MB of binary libs, none of which we use < 1334386637 223078 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :we only include a couple headers < 1334386645 876885 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I thought boost was all headers. < 1334386648 530245 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1334386650 330296 :qfr!~kafir@unaffiliated/yw PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf haha < 1334386661 874925 :qfr!~kafir@unaffiliated/yw PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf well, there are pre-compiled headers < 1334386666 316760 :qfr!~kafir@unaffiliated/yw PRIVMSG #esoteric :Although I don't know if gcc supports that < 1334386675 866607 :qfr!~kafir@unaffiliated/yw PRIVMSG #esoteric :At least it has options for that for Visual Studio, I believe < 1334386681 11707 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION is exaggerating, but only by a bit. < 1334386694 170498 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm glad we're using Protocol Buffers rather than rolling our own dumb key-value protocol like everyone does < 1334386702 12123 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :and making exploitable mistakes like everyone does < 1334386708 190394 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :that particular wheel has been reinvented way too many times < 1334386719 250688 :qfr!~kafir@unaffiliated/yw PRIVMSG #esoteric :For my last one I used JSON :( < 1334386723 217944 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :other than that and boost... ncurses and zlib are very standard < 1334386736 698163 :qfr!~kafir@unaffiliated/yw PRIVMSG #esoteric :boost is very standard < 1334386738 517754 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :utempter is actually optional although we don't document that very well < 1334386740 776602 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :People don't care about code reuse. < 1334386744 953757 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :They care about inconvenience. < 1334386746 203829 :qfr!~kafir@unaffiliated/yw PRIVMSG #esoteric :Developers do < 1334386749 261686 :qfr!~kafir@unaffiliated/yw PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, that too < 1334386755 570218 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I meant users. < 1334386767 275896 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :and we use one perl module (you can get by without the Perl wrapper script, if need be) < 1334386769 886739 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :They don't like libraries just because of the hassle. They don't have anything *against* code reuse. < 1334386776 819481 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :so I don't think mosh has an unreasonable number of dependencies < 1334386814 279682 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :There's also SSH. < 1334386818 910978 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1334386831 13628 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :technically you can use mosh without ssh < 1334386831 915765 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :If mosh is an SSH replacement then why does it depend on SSH? < 1334386836 233429 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :CHECKMATE, CRETIONISTS < 1334386841 596784 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1334386845 751190 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :we do a bad job explaining that too < 1334386850 900616 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :mosh depending on ssh is like a burrito < 1334386864 534600 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh man, there is a new taqueria 2 blocks from my house < 1334386879 871556 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is it good? < 1334386890 995749 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Probably better than the taquería 2 blocks from my house. :-( < 1334386895 960943 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :'s all right < 1334386899 841272 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm withholding judgement for now < 1334386901 489518 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :need more data < 1334386905 640779 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: I'm in Boston area... < 1334386912 262516 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I know. < 1334386922 825308 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :But I regret going to that one every time I go there. < 1334386931 142402 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :the baseline for a burrito here is that like a guy wraps a rat in butcher paper and slaps you with it < 1334386955 933733 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm. < 1334386969 593316 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :You should move to SF! < 1334386977 14731 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or back to NY. They have good burritos, right? < 1334386990 72673 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :And ¢0.02 Verizon pizza. < 1334387022 372832 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1334387028 593462 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i should move to SF < 1334387073 760346 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION posts to kmcrumours.com < 1334387081 950393 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :;.; < 1334387100 638378 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Did you know you can register keegan.mc? < 1334387111 14013 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh < 1334387112 860945 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :could do < 1334387124 986484 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or bobthemon.ky < 1334387171 509237 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Oops. :-( ) < 1334387220 449448 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :users don't have anything against code reuse, unlike developers < 1334387249 883896 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Developers have something against code reuse? < 1334387267 845198 :asiekierka!~asiekierk@178235039209.elblag.vectranet.pl PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc - i don't frown against code reuse < 1334387271 306680 :asiekierka!~asiekierk@178235039209.elblag.vectranet.pl PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's just more work for me in this case < 1334387288 545397 :asiekierka!~asiekierk@178235039209.elblag.vectranet.pl PRIVMSG #esoteric :i frown against code reuse only when you use, let's say, 1 function from a library < 1334387294 345124 :asiekierka!~asiekierk@178235039209.elblag.vectranet.pl PRIVMSG #esoteric :and require it in all cases < 1334387450 221492 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: Do you have fun typing some text and then holding down backspace to delete the irssi prompt? < 1334387466 673276 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's my new favourite thing to do. < 1334387498 593635 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes! < 1334387502 485930 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i do that < 1334387512 823197 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i was trying to find the minimum amonut of text to make it work < 1334387524 180675 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :depends on lag though < 1334387528 473105 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Right. < 1334387540 937356 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :also there's this one library that Mosh uses only a tiny part of < 1334387550 253160 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :and it's under a very permissive license < 1334387558 958372 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :It doesn't work with one character because mosh needs to see the response from deleting the one character before it realizes that the current behavior is "deleting". < 1334387560 776715 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :so we just included the relevant source and build it ourselves < 1334387566 268834 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :At least that's my mental model of what mosh does. < 1334387567 408301 :asiekierka!~asiekierk@178235039209.elblag.vectranet.pl PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's the right thing to do < 1334387574 976685 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :this is fine *except* on Debian and Ubuntu < 1334387581 313327 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :they don't allow it because they have a package for that library < 1334387589 618136 :asiekierka!~asiekierk@178235039209.elblag.vectranet.pl PRIVMSG #esoteric :well if they have a package you should install the package < 1334387593 718259 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :except their package is built with flags incompatible with the flags Mosh wants to build with < 1334387596 656715 :asiekierka!~asiekierk@178235039209.elblag.vectranet.pl PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1334387604 92441 :asiekierka!~asiekierk@178235039209.elblag.vectranet.pl PRIVMSG #esoteric :link it statically? < 1334387612 109959 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's incompatible *because* it's static < 1334387624 11989 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://github.com/keithw/mosh/commit/0eec0b60f0c5b3d94d5e382ea3d4aff35c879ed2 < 1334387648 755447 :asiekierka!~asiekierk@178235039209.elblag.vectranet.pl PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh you.jpg, debian < 1334387671 260025 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i mean we could pick a policy fight with debian < 1334387675 134980 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :or i could write 50 lines of code < 1334387677 106307 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :so i chose the latter < 1334387709 636318 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :but it's pointless make-work < 1334387739 720682 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i have some sympathy for the rule in general < 1334387756 187147 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: You're not using the stddjb idiom of return (errno = EX, -1)? < 1334387775 915398 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1334387988 973857 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :sizeof values with parentheses is the devil. :-( < 1334388004 990923 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: the correct model is not quite "we're in delete mode now" < 1334388014 615493 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :as soon as mosh-client sees backspace, it predicts a delete < 1334388037 22312 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :but it might not be confident enough to display predictions < 1334388041 271473 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't mean "delete mode", just "responding to keystrokes by printing them mode". < 1334388083 74810 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I note that when I type a few characters, it doesn't start predicting responses to the later ones until it gets a response to at least one. < 1334388087 771648 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: what's wrong with parens? < 1334388098 163220 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: right, after all you might be entering your password < 1334388113 518936 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :"sizeof(x)" in C is like "foo(x)" in Haskell. < 1334388127 359817 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :except that it's consistent with everything else in the language < 1334388130 547724 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :including sizeof(x_t) < 1334388135 401149 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's an operator that doesn't take parentheses, and it doesn't behave like one that takes parentheses. < 1334388158 322297 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :For example sizeof(x)[y] === sizeof ((x)[y]) < 1334388197 632083 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'll keep that in mind next time i want to array index a size_t < 1334388198 401655 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :;) < 1334388203 200103 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :but yeah, fair enough < 1334388219 735915 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://mauke.hopto.org/stuff/c/sizeof.c < 1334388240 874890 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i realize the parens are not necessary, but the consistency is nice < 1334388248 335832 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :does code where this is a problem arise in practice? < 1334388276 126753 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Some people use "return (...);" too. I think that's reasonably justified -- it's probably less ambiguous than sizeof. :-) < 1334388279 161407 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm not sure. < 1334388286 424627 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :"foo(x)" works in Haskell too. < 1334388708 134835 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :The VDSO is the first step to Windows-style "syscalls", I guess. < 1334388766 431086 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :right < 1334388785 865117 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :except i don't think it will actually move in that direction < 1334388808 515521 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, they have to keep the kernel ABI stable forever now. < 1334388811 88100 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :right, foo(x) works in Haskell but is inconsistent with the rest of the language < 1334388819 300582 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :sizeof(x) is consistent with the rest of C. (sizeof x) is not < 1334388824 280259 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :anyway < 1334388837 575300 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i will do "return (...);" sometimes, not always < 1334388844 412305 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :The parentheses around "sizeof x" are only necessary if "(sizeof(x))" would've been necessary. < 1334388845 812215 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's more obviously parens for grouping < 1334388854 198425 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Otherwise it's just "sizeof x". < 1334388854 593564 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: I know < 1334388874 590891 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :«sizeof(x)» is consistent with the rest of C. «sizeof x» is not < 1334388898 109075 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :This seems like a silly argument. :-) < 1334388911 1700 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1334388929 771583 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :your point about siezof(x)[y] is valid and I had not thought of that before < 1334388933 201893 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :so i have learned something < 1334388942 270703 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :but all the same I haven't seen it come up in real code < 1334388969 431114 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :C has very few expression keywords. < 1334388973 88484 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :In fact, are there any others? < 1334388987 384303 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :you mean using letters rather than punctuation? < 1334388995 40278 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes. < 1334389063 321355 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :can't think of one < 1334389098 167438 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :C++ has a fair few < 1334389110 570967 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :"The sizeof operator yields the size (in bytes) of its operand, which may be an expression or the parenthesized name of a type." < 1334389150 117490 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think another way of thinking about it is that sizeof always takes an expression without parentheses, but you surround it with parentheses in case it's a type, to reduce ambiguity or something. < 1334389177 919062 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Expression-keyword-symbols don't generally take parentheses either. < 1334389201 871713 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :So I'm not sure how much "consistency with the rest of C" there is involved, unless you consider function application. < 1334389454 228482 :itidus21!~itidus21@120.148.51.163 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION fires dodgeable segments of laser at shachaf from 50ft away < 1334389458 879961 :itidus21!~itidus21@120.148.51.163 PRIVMSG #esoteric :pew pew pew < 1334389578 870142 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah, I meant the more superficial consistency of "this looks like a function call" < 1334389586 286567 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i realize such things can be misleading < 1334389593 318770 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :but in this case I don't see a big practical problem < 1334389598 318425 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :but of course that's argument from lack of imaginatino < 1334389800 360697 :MoALTz_!~no@host-92-2-134-182.as43234.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1334389856 235984 :MoALTz__!~no@host-92-8-159-37.as43234.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 244 seconds < 1334390197 231628 :MoALTz_!~no@host-92-2-134-182.as43234.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 244 seconds < 1334390238 635377 :MoALTz_!~no@host-92-2-136-216.as43234.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1334390265 981605 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net QUIT :Quit: hello < 1334390558 993143 :Tiktalik!tikfreenod@unaffiliated/tiktalik NICK :Sleeptalik < 1334391530 232249 :MoALTz_!~no@host-92-2-136-216.as43234.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 244 seconds < 1334391564 484434 :MoALTz_!~no@host-92-2-132-29.as43234.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1334391858 519327 :azaq23!~derivecto@unaffiliated/azaq23 JOIN :#esoteric < 1334394387 370219 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I am unable to golf below: cppbot: -w {for(int p=28075320;p/=2;)cout<<(p==6854?"- ":p&1?"way ":"pon ");} < 1334394476 182793 :Madoka-Kaname!~moe@inportb/loli/cirno-chan PRIVMSG #esoteric :What does < 1334394477 69336 :Madoka-Kaname!~moe@inportb/loli/cirno-chan PRIVMSG #esoteric :That do < 1334394492 626546 :qfr!~kafir@unaffiliated/yw PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nothing useful < 1334394505 641617 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :01:39 < cppbot> pon pon way way way pon pon way pon way pon - way way pon pon pon way way pon way pon way way < 1334394511 396553 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Came up in another channel. < 1334394525 902484 :Madoka-Kaname!~moe@inportb/loli/cirno-chan PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1334394527 348313 :Madoka-Kaname!~moe@inportb/loli/cirno-chan PRIVMSG #esoteric :That song? < 1334394544 375397 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: Huh. If it doesn’t use the idle IO priority, that sounds like a bug worth reporting. < 1334394546 900587 :qfr!~kafir@unaffiliated/yw PRIVMSG #esoteric :Doesn't ring a bell < 1334394565 268338 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ion: ? < 1334394623 621470 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric : My computer is rendered mostly unusable by the constant hard disk usage. < 1334394669 392769 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ion: Ah. < 1334394681 214326 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, it seems to be done now, so I've become apathetic again. < 1334394684 299291 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :CURSE YOU, APATHY < 1334394686 154770 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi monqy < 1334394759 441059 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :what was your IO job? < 1334394770 198109 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :/usr/something/tracker < 1334394787 668237 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wish computers were simple. < 1334395220 858780 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :then they would suck < 1334395230 483414 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :you can build a shitty simple computer < 1334395249 73970 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i do enjoy microcontroller programming for this reason though < 1334395303 274356 :qfr!~kafir@unaffiliated/yw PRIVMSG #esoteric :I still want to make my own ISA for some FPGA at some point < 1334395321 523385 :qfr!~kafir@unaffiliated/yw PRIVMSG #esoteric :And then write an awful OS with an IRC client for it < 1334395346 830820 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Most (?) complexity involved with computers is incidental, though. < 1334395349 290278 :qfr!~kafir@unaffiliated/yw PRIVMSG #esoteric :And then I can chat with it using some awful miniscule LCD screen and a PS/2 keyboard < 1334395358 38194 :qfr!~kafir@unaffiliated/yw PRIVMSG #esoteric :USB keyboard probably way too difficult < 1334395375 285056 :qfr!~kafir@unaffiliated/yw PRIVMSG #esoteric :If I'm lazy I can still just access it over ethernet < 1334395385 27048 :qfr!~kafir@unaffiliated/yw PRIVMSG #esoteric :Instead of writing drivers for periphery < 1334395390 119172 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://6004.csail.mit.edu/ is a really cool course where you design a RISC CPU at the level of logic gates < 1334395413 903706 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :so a bit lower level than usual FPGA work; the logic language is much simpler than verilog or vhdl < 1334395424 169948 :qfr!~kafir@unaffiliated/yw PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'd probably use VHDL < 1334395441 482466 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :USB is not *too* bad < 1334395442 331273 :qfr!~kafir@unaffiliated/yw PRIVMSG #esoteric :I did some superficial IC stuff at university < 1334395446 318842 :qfr!~kafir@unaffiliated/yw PRIVMSG #esoteric :USB is terrifying man < 1334395453 415050 :qfr!~kafir@unaffiliated/yw PRIVMSG #esoteric :The standard for that is like 3000 pages < 1334395454 469802 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :at least, you can implement it in software on a wimpy AVR uC < 1334395462 693560 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :sure but you don't need the full USB standard to talk to a keyboard ;P < 1334395495 485671 :qfr!~kafir@unaffiliated/yw PRIVMSG #esoteric :The class was like this http://siyobik.info.gf/misc/cmos-layout.png < 1334395507 466506 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :nice < 1334395511 69517 :qfr!~kafir@unaffiliated/yw PRIVMSG #esoteric :The exam would then ask "what logical function does this CMOS circuit implement" < 1334395533 883881 :qfr!~kafir@unaffiliated/yw PRIVMSG #esoteric :No fun :( < 1334395549 926329 :qfr!~kafir@unaffiliated/yw PRIVMSG #esoteric :Takes me ages to decode stuff like that on paper < 1334396161 595222 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 JOIN :#esoteric < 1334396326 414609 :asiekierka!~asiekierk@178235039209.elblag.vectranet.pl QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1334396413 440290 :MoALTz_!~no@host-92-2-132-29.as43234.net QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1334396902 988568 :zzo38!~zzo38@24.207.49.17 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1334397837 325733 :MoALTz!~no@host-92-2-132-29.as43234.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1334398067 894294 :cheater_!~cheater@g231040025.adsl.alicedsl.de QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1334398274 652614 :MoALTz!~no@host-92-2-132-29.as43234.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1334398926 808963 :cheater_!~cheater@g229023164.adsl.alicedsl.de JOIN 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, Skype: patashu0 . < 1334412644 97636 :MoALTz__!~no@host-92-2-133-31.as43234.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1334412805 941800 :MoALTz_!~no@host-92-2-130-32.as43234.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1334413546 539179 :asiekierka!~asiekierk@178235039209.elblag.vectranet.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1334414547 334496 :qfr!~kafir@unaffiliated/yw PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wow, that's quite the quit message on Patashu there < 1334414555 158668 :qfr!~kafir@unaffiliated/yw PRIVMSG #esoteric :Should add his credit card number, too < 1334416467 851765 :variable!root@freebsd/developer/variable QUIT :Excess Flood < 1334416545 215774 :variable!root@freebsd/developer/variable JOIN :#esoteric < 1334417000 834553 :asiekierka!~asiekierk@178235039209.elblag.vectranet.pl PRIVMSG #esoteric :qfr: what quit message? i missed it < 1334417022 872508 :qfr!~kafir@unaffiliated/yw PRIVMSG #esoteric :[16:07:27] Patashu [~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au] has quit IRC: Quit: MSN: Patashu@hotmail.com , Gmail: Patashu0@gmail.com , AIM: Patashu0 , YIM: patashu2 , Skype: patashu0 . < 1334417360 483044 :MDude!~fyrc@c-174-55-44-190.hsd1.pa.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1334417895 114126 :zbrown!~zbrown@rufius.xen.prgmr.com QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1334418774 897999 :RocketJSquirrel!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :OK, so this cheapo Chinese tablet is way, WAY better than logic dictates that it should be. < 1334418810 435996 :RocketJSquirrel!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Normally with these things you play the "find the redeeming feature" game, but in this case I'm playing and losing the "find the flaw" game. < 1334419793 756074 :Mathnerd314!~chatzilla@dsl.6.28.53.206.cos.dyn.pcisys.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1334420050 423050 :azaq23!~derivecto@unaffiliated/azaq23 QUIT :Quit: Leaving. < 1334420755 990509 :KingOfKarlsruhe!~chatzilla@p5B132EE1.dip.t-dialin.net QUIT :Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.88.2 [Firefox 11.0/20120312181643] < 1334421010 396075 :Madoka-Kaname!~moe@inportb/loli/cirno-chan QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1334422290 831891 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott JOIN :#esoteric < 1334422329 894773 :MoALTz__!~no@host-92-2-133-31.as43234.net QUIT :Quit: brb < 1334422346 405063 :MoALTz!~no@host-92-2-133-31.as43234.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1334422971 412632 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :hey is anyone 188.121.5.150 because that kind of exists already!! < 1334423000 389518 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Edit: is it stackoverflow policy to allow censorship of questions through editing (not minor)? It does say "always respect the original author.") < 1334424848 433545 :atrapado!~rod@236.85.60.213.dynamic.mundo-r.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1334424938 565349 :Deewiant_!~deewiant@cs181243217.pp.htv.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1334425014 555305 :Deewiant!~deewiant@cs181243217.pp.htv.fi QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1334426057 579337 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 JOIN :#esoteric < 1334426064 741261 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :bye ais523 < 1334426190 932384 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: are we having this conversation in reverse, or something? < 1334426282 144055 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: If you ask me about the chronology of this conversation one more time, I'm going to end this conversation without even answering! < 1334426290 939889 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :haha < 1334426296 416426 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :meanwhile, I've been working on Elliottcraft < 1334426298 358140 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :not code, but thoughts < 1334426304 135632 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :you ruined it :'( < 1334426310 64725 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i was fully prepared to carry that on for at least half an hour < 1334426314 501730 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm going to make it work as a cellular automaton, finite speed of sound and speed of light makes it much easier to optimise < 1334426315 903870 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :but I wasn't < 1334426352 605065 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :and then I spent much of the rest of the time trying to work out how to implement 3D Hashlife efficiently when at least one of the colors has free will < 1334426393 292220 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1334426410 275784 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: we had a php defender in here early this morning! < 1334426423 200121 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hashlife in particular seems to scale badly with number of dimensions < 1334426431 73086 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :although 3 is probably low enough for it to work < 1334426434 612733 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :it was fun™® < 1334426453 488298 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :and wow, I thought PHP was only defended by misinformed people < 1334426503 803881 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, they were most definitely misinformed < 1334426606 779841 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :also, this has a huge number of possible colors for a typical cellular automaton < 1334426723 972204 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I can't really hate PHP defenders, I can only pity them < 1334426738 252417 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: you don't understand; they said "haters gonna hate" < 1334426772 269719 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :07:19:48: sizeof values with parentheses is the devil. :-( < 1334426774 563950 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: no it's not! < 1334426802 918633 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :RAGE < 1334426809 524254 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :programming languages final: what does the following do? < 1334426814 10858 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :filterM $ const [True, False] < 1334426817 289087 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :07:22:38: For example sizeof(x)[y] === sizeof ((x)[y]) < 1334426821 131836 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :wait, what? < 1334426822 392525 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :coppro: powerset < 1334426825 670039 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: yeah < 1334426826 371186 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I know < 1334426831 758794 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :still, RAGE < 1334426839 547127 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :coppro: you got that on your final? < 1334426840 973282 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :awesome < 1334426868 282938 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION thinks it's a pretty good question, actually; it's easy to work out mechanically, or if you have a strong intuition about the list monad < 1334426877 163740 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :well we had to define filterM first < 1334426882 380912 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :right, so it's even easier :P < 1334426883 916934 :coppro!~scshunt@denardo.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I did it be rewriting it as a list comprehension < 1334426940 692009 :zzo38!~zzo38@24.207.49.17 JOIN :#esoteric < 1334427140 91284 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :07:38:30: "The sizeof operator yields the size (in bytes) of its operand, which may be an expression or the parenthesized name of a type." < 1334427140 268526 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :07:39:10: I think another way of thinking about it is that sizeof always takes an expression without parentheses, but you surround it with parentheses in case it's a type, to reduce ambiguity or something. < 1334427147 383052 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: This seems like an argument for `sizeof (foo_t)` to me. < 1334427150 644596 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric ::( < 1334427176 276070 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: Right, m aybe it is. < 1334427195 411235 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: hi elliott < 1334427234 897833 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: You got a problem with my syntax? < 1334427432 447703 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: Did you know I used to say "if("? < 1334427442 376382 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think Rob Pike says "if(". < 1334427445 831578 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: I BET YOU USED TO PUT NEWLINES BEFORE YOUR {S. < 1334427457 725515 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :No < 1334427460 46583 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :*./ < 1334427462 145773 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :*. < 1334427464 29687 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :I never did that. < 1334427467 379883 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Other than before function bodies. < 1334427476 713099 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :DISGUSTING < 1334427491 747125 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :But you probably did it after every if. < 1334427498 815197 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe you wrote code like this: < 1334427502 776432 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://esolangs.org/wiki/Peter_Larsen < 1334427503 159258 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://esolangs.org/wiki/User:PLarsen < 1334427504 493056 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :if ( condition ) < 1334427505 42606 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://esolangs.org/wiki/%C3%98rjan_Johansen < 1334427505 375186 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :{ < 1334427507 644280 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://esolangs.org/wiki/User:Oerjan < 1334427509 78519 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm scared. < 1334427514 215529 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi ( ); < 1334427515 449582 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :} < 1334427566 498624 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: You also used to declare values like this: < 1334427571 616375 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :char* value; < 1334427590 95640 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1334427594 616569 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: No, I never do that. < 1334427600 976549 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Did you know that Deewiant_ refers to the type as (char*)? < 1334427606 557370 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Even though he declares the variables properly. < 1334427610 247567 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :He's awful. < 1334427611 435658 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :char* str1,* str2; /* - eliot */ < 1334427672 612276 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :char *(*fn[4])(char (*)(char), int, int); < 1334427688 715195 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: By the way, I have frequently used hard tabs in C code. < 1334427691 289189 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :I bet that u mad. < 1334427699 953569 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :did you mix spaces and tabs < 1334427723 380845 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :monqy: Tabs for indentation, spaces for alignment, yes. (Although I rarely did any alignment when using hard tabs.) < 1334427723 692527 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: me mad :( < 1334427754 389732 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: are u linux toralavlardsddss < 1334427761 137159 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi monqy < 1334427770 33414 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hello < 1334427784 122952 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: You misspelled Linyos Torovoltos. :( < 1334427786 724962 :Deewiant_!~deewiant@cs181243217.pp.htv.fi NICK :Deewiant < 1334427819 981233 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: h8r < 1334427829 253348 :zzo38!~zzo38@24.207.49.17 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I always put the { on the same line as the declaration (if it fits), use only spaces for indent/align, and declare like this char*str1; < 1334427832 514930 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :h8rs gonna "h8', as they say. < 1334427837 480826 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :' < 1334427844 79 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, most of that sentence was half-quoted. < 1334427870 891982 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :if < 1334427874 619772 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : ( < 1334427884 84602 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : condition < 1334427886 839276 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : ) < 1334427890 812515 :zzo38!~zzo38@24.207.49.17 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe you hate my style of C programming but you are not required to use it you can do how you like < 1334427900 804034 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : { < 1334427905 684720 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : hi < 1334427909 919866 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : ( < 1334427914 158909 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : ) < 1334427916 808291 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : ; < 1334427919 203748 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: Have you seen ais523's C style? < 1334427921 578833 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : } < 1334427925 675471 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :The DNA Maze style. < 1334427936 16133 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : /* - eliot */ < 1334427937 998549 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: admittedly, that one is mostly trolling, but it's grown on me < 1334427981 285311 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: Tell shachaf about how all tabs are inherently 8 wide. < 1334428007 251469 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: I like to indent my code with seven spaces followed by a tab. < 1334428015 193842 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :To make sure it know what's up. < 1334428031 852392 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :I know I don't know what's up. < 1334428043 696964 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's because you're not indented properly. :-( < 1334428048 993832 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: pretty much every application that isn't a dedicated text editor, nor word processor, displays tabs as moving to a multiple of 8 < 1334428052 690605 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi monqy < 1334428058 163306 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :you almost got me < 1334428058 868938 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: I know. < 1334428060 85333 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.reddit.com/r/haskell/comments/s6isw/challenge_a_functional_freenet_xpost_from/ I like the part where the "challenge" is "please rewrite this large open-source codebase in Haskell for no good reason". < 1334428060 262715 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :almost < 1334428084 178494 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: Ask ais523 why every program that lets you set how wide tabs are displayed as is inherently broken. < 1334428093 597994 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :He wants to tell you. < 1334428111 279980 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :If ais523 want to tell me, they will. < 1334428122 238262 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: it's not setting it that's the issue, it's saving files that assume it < 1334428136 980835 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: I didn't tell you to tell me < 1334428143 564620 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :I told shachaf to ask you to tell him. < 1334428156 261450 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm correcting you! < 1334428192 922140 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :For compactness, I use U+1E2A41 ONE-SPACE INDENTATION < 1334428201 164714 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :OR U+1E2A42 TWO-SPACE INDENTATION < 1334428209 694576 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or U+1E2A43 THREE-SPACE INDENTATION < 1334428214 447584 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or U+1E2A44 FOUR-SPACE INDENTATION < 1334428219 34975 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or U+1E2A45 FIVE-SPACE INDENTATION < 1334428226 115818 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or U+1E2A46 SIX-SPACE INDENTATION < 1334428231 51850 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or U+1E2A47 SEVEN-SPACE INDENTATION < 1334428237 425701 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or U+1E2A48 EIGHT-SPACE INDENTATION < 1334428240 136663 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.colorhexa.com/1e2a45 What a nice colour. < 1334428242 57208 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or U+1E2A49 NINE-SPACE INDENTATION < 1334428252 215968 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or U+1E2A4A A-SPACE INDENTATION < 1334428256 571347 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or U+1E2A4B B-SPACE INDENTATION < 1334428259 770476 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or U+1E2A4C C-SPACE INDENTATION < 1334428265 951401 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or U+1E2A4D D-SPACE INDENTATION < 1334428270 312553 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or U+1E2A4E E-SPACE INDENTATION < 1334428275 345451 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or U+1E2A4F FIFTEEN-SPACE INDENTATION < 1334428282 619912 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or U+1E2A50 FIFTY-SPACE INDENTATION < 1334428291 971401 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or U+1E2A51 0x51-SPACE INDENTATION < 1334428301 225461 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or U+1E2A52 OUTER-SPACE INDENTATION < 1334428301 443854 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think shachaf forgot how to count. < 1334428310 785310 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hey, counting is hard! < 1334428311 14385 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Surely outer-space indentation should be A51? < 1334428313 82045 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I sure can't do it < 1334428314 492630 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or U+1E2A53 HI-SPACE INDENTATION < 1334428323 566246 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :A, B, C, D, E, FIFTEEN is perfectly good counting < 1334428327 787320 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or U+1E2A54 ZERO-SPACE INDENTATION < 1334428339 162265 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or U+1E2A55 FIVE-SPACE INDENTATION, REVISITED < 1334428347 230291 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: 0x4F = fifteen to 0x60 = fifty is not < 1334428349 150254 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :erm < 1334428351 389838 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: 0x4F = fifteen to 0x50 = fifty is not < 1334428352 387787 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or U+1E2A56 DOUBLE-SPACE INDENTATION < 1334428353 382223 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :i can't count either! < 1334428399 328121 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: I'm sorry. :-( < 1334428407 95616 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :If I could count I would count. < 1334428412 247896 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :But I can't count so I won't count. < 1334428446 803786 :zzo38!~zzo38@24.207.49.17 PRIVMSG #esoteric :This is how I write a C program (it is CWEB): http://repo.or.cz/w/TeXnicard.git/blob_plain/HEAD:/texnicard.w < 1334428452 338890 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Can we publish those new Unicode characters? < 1334428455 374411 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :*codepints < 1334428470 36625 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: Did you know the three advantages of Haskell are: < 1334428476 115649 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :1. Speed < 1334428480 120776 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :2. performance < 1334428484 187695 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :3. parallel execution < 1334428520 255314 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Which makes it the ULTIMATE PARADIGM TO WRITE FREENET IN < 1334428522 374578 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :? < 1334428527 288701 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes. < 1334428531 500110 :zzo38!~zzo38@24.207.49.17 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Outer-space indentation? < 1334428550 80895 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: You should read TeXnicard. < 1334428569 856624 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: Honestly, though, paradigms aren't worth much. < 1334428574 280815 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just my $0.20. < 1334428607 827070 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :(DO YOU GET IT, FELLOW INHABITANTS OF AMERICANIA IN THIS CHANNEL?????) < 1334428670 119738 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: Can you kick shachaf? < 1334428682 186266 :zzo38!~zzo38@24.207.49.17 PRIVMSG #esoteric :It is the largest C program I have written which is not yet complete; the only dependency at compile-time is a subset of LodePNG, and there are no dependencies at runtime; however, you will probably want METAFONT or some other program that creates TFM/GF fonts, if you want to use this program effectively. < 1334428700 787511 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: try toning it down a bit :) < 1334428709 310083 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: Toning what down? < 1334428714 297454 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :the ribbing of elliott < 1334428722 53974 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wait, when did I rib elliott? < 1334428728 247501 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I was just making a pun. < 1334428740 988427 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: By the way, you should kick me. < 1334428793 427005 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sounds like consensus to me. < 1334428832 754260 :zzo38!~zzo38@24.207.49.17 PRIVMSG #esoteric :(If you want to use TrueType, OpenType, Adobe Type1, etc, then you will first need to convert it into TFM/GF format before they can be used for this purpose.) < 1334428858 175 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: But I want to use Adobe Type1 and I hate converting fonts. < 1334428896 9952 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: Did you manage to golf that C++ snippet down? < 1334428908 48786 :zzo38!~zzo38@24.207.49.17 PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: Too bad... TeXnicard only support TFM/GF. If you prefer, you can modify TeXnicard to load Adobe Type1, but this is not recommended. < 1334428915 563784 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://stackoverflow.com/questions/10156269/haskell-data-type-error I like how this question is full of lies. < 1334428930 47873 :zzo38!~zzo38@24.207.49.17 PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: Which fonts are you trying to use anyways? < 1334428935 491236 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: Adobe Type1 < 1334428956 609372 :zzo38!~zzo38@24.207.49.17 PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: No I mean which specific typeface < 1334428973 68518 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's called "Adobe Type1". < 1334428981 163665 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's in TFM/GF format. < 1334428994 573360 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: Do you like how that question is full of lies? < 1334428995 893150 :zzo38!~zzo38@24.207.49.17 PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: Then you can use it. < 1334429046 577475 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: I'm sorry. That question was full of lies. :-( < 1334429064 972113 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: Would you forgive me. :-( < 1334429073 332217 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: What C++ snippet? < 1334429076 837100 :zzo38!~zzo38@24.207.49.17 PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: OK < 1334429125 554327 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: {for(int p=56149304;p/=2;)cout<<(p==6854?"- ":p&1?"way ":"pon ");} < 1334429143 934421 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric ::t showHex < 1334429144 873049 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :forall a. (Integral a) => a -> String -> String < 1334429147 277188 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :> showHex 56149304 "" < 1334429148 208960 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : "358c538" < 1334429159 391757 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Won't help you. < 1334429161 383486 :zzo38!~zzo38@24.207.49.17 PRIVMSG #esoteric :It is still preferable to use native TFM/GF fonts since they will use a different units of measurement. TrueType, OpenType, etc uses 1/7200 inch measurements, while TFM/GF uses 1/4736286.72 inch measurements. < 1334429163 294367 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :> comparing length "0x358c538" "56149304" < 1334429164 340671 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : GT < 1334429167 891518 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmph. < 1334429180 115917 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :> comparing length "puts" "cout<<" < 1334429181 134574 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : LT < 1334429188 695570 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :{for(int p=56149304;p/=2;)puts(p==6854?"- ":p&1?"way ":"pon ");} < 1334429192 486181 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, that outputs a newline. < 1334429193 820038 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: Newlines. :-( < 1334429196 22580 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :> comparing length "printf" "cout<<" < 1334429196 914551 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : EQ < 1334429207 153142 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :> comparing length "write(0," "cout<<" < 1334429208 189768 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : GT < 1334429219 842372 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :`factor 56149304 < 1334429228 849046 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :56149304: 2 2 2 769 9127 < 1334429241 733160 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :> 2*2*2*769 < 1334429242 787517 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : 6152 < 1334429250 977674 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :> comparing length "6152*9127" "56149304" < 1334429252 10346 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : GT < 1334429254 114162 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sigh. < 1334429275 404171 :zzo38!~zzo38@24.207.49.17 PRIVMSG #esoteric :The 1/4736286.72 inch measurements have a better potential of saving paper, when printing books and so on. < 1334429282 374487 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :> 2**(ceiling (logBase 2 56149304)) < 1334429283 433816 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : Ambiguous type variable `a' in the constraints: < 1334429283 649940 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : `GHC.Float.Floating a' < 1334429283 827146 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : ... < 1334429287 321302 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :> 2^(ceiling (logBase 2 56149304)) < 1334429288 367811 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : 67108864 < 1334429293 480223 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :> 2^(ceiling (logBase 2 56149304 + 1)) < 1334429294 374749 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : 134217728 < 1334429299 687956 :zzo38!~zzo38@24.207.49.17 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because they use traditional points instead of DTP points. < 1334429307 566350 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :> ceiling (logBase 2 56149304 + 1) < 1334429308 768035 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : 27 < 1334429310 565607 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :> ceiling (logBase 2 56149304) < 1334429311 489780 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : 26 < 1334429320 490108 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :> 67108864-56149304 < 1334429321 523384 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : 10959560 < 1334429333 790118 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :*sigh*. (I was hoping for 1<<26-x or something.) < 1334429356 470643 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: Wait, p==6854 is !(p-6854). < 1334429357 731526 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I agree with kicking shachaf. < 1334429357 909239 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: You have 2 new messages. '/msg lambdabot @messages' to read them. < 1334429358 834094 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :So just flip the conditional. < 1334429368 15836 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Kicking shachaf is the best shachaf. < 1334429372 433846 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :He kicks so much! < 1334429465 697816 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott++ < 1334429561 441157 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: ~1<<26-x would only work if the output was very regular. < 1334429574 447121 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because the number is just a base-2 encoding of the output. < 1334429593 34097 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :By "regular" I don't mean "regular", I mean "having a lot of one string or the other in a row". < 1334429606 354388 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :!cxx for(int p=56149304;p/=2;)cout<<(p==6854?"- ":p&1?"way ":"pon "); < 1334429617 350531 :EgoBot!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :pon pon way way way pon pon way pon way pon pon - way way pon pon pon way way pon way pon way way < 1334429635 71200 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :!cxx {for(int p=56149304;p/=2;)cout<<(p-6854?p&1?"way ":"pon ":"- ");} < 1334429641 47269 :EgoBot!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :pon pon way way way pon pon way pon way pon pon - way way pon pon pon way way pon way pon way way < 1334429665 698554 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :This is difficult. :( < 1334429686 273031 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :!oeis 0,0,1,1,1,0,0,1,0,1,0,0,1,1,0,0,0,1,1,0,1,0,1,1 < 1334429693 828010 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: Oh, come on. < 1334429706 65499 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :@oeis 0,0,1,1,1,0,0,1,0,1,0,0,1,1,0,0,0,1,1,0,1,0,1,1 < 1334429714 912411 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: Now I want to make an IRC bot/website/whatever for team code golf. < 1334429716 329697 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : Sequence not found. < 1334429725 657858 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: That's called #anagol. < 1334429731 872473 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :How does it work? < 1334429742 529436 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :By... talking. < 1334429753 378261 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :(It's the channel for http://golf.shinh.org/.) < 1334429764 837188 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I mean a thing where N teams get a "challenge" and a time limit, and each team works together to golf it. < 1334429777 650261 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's, like, so formal. < 1334429788 488512 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Anyway, hmm. < 1334429791 176930 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :You could make in interesting in all sorts of ways. < 1334429793 101559 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :@where e_10 < 1334429793 279161 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :let(!)=div;f n=1:n:1:f(n+2);w@(x:y)%[a,b,c,d]|t<-a!c,c+d>1,t==b!d=t:w%[10*(a-c*t),10*(b-d*t),c,d]|0<1=y%[x*a+b,a,x*c+d,c]in(2:f 2)%[1,0,0,1]>>=show < 1334429800 21556 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Come on, there has to be some magical sequence behind that. < 1334429872 511197 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: After I was shown where the sequence comes from, I decided I don't want to know. < 1334429929 919172 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :!oeis 2,3,2,1,1,1,2,2,3,2,1,1,1,2 < 1334429932 99301 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :@oeis 2,3,2,1,1,1,2,2,3,2,1,1,1,2 < 1334429940 44303 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : Sequence not found. < 1334429952 771725 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :OEIS sucks. < 1334429956 242445 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: Almost all strings of bits aren't OEIS sequences. < 1334429957 262986 :Mathnerd314!~chatzilla@dsl.6.28.53.206.cos.dyn.pcisys.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :is there a string concatenation operator like + ? < 1334429986 739516 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Um... < 1334429988 210353 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric ::t (++) < 1334429988 390436 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: And even if you find a sequence, the effort of decoding it will take more than N characters. < 1334429988 900661 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :? < 1334429989 328768 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :forall m. (Monoid m) => m -> m -> m < 1334429996 924199 :Mathnerd314!~chatzilla@dsl.6.28.53.206.cos.dyn.pcisys.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :in C++ < 1334430008 65850 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mathnerd314: + works, for std::trings. < 1334430039 947458 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe I should just gzip the output. < 1334430074 619120 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: I hear that that's often the best way to win these. :-( < 1334430096 363552 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, C++ doesn't have a gzip decoder in the standard library. < 1334430100 372822 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :So it would be quite a feat. < 1334430105 282193 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Right. < 1334430109 229441 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :But other languages do. < 1334430118 926352 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Which makes coming up with specifications tricky. < 1334430177 490263 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: Anyway, you should definitely make that website/IRC bot/whatever. < 1334430283 122625 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Perhaps you'd better paste the exact code you use that gives an error together with the exact error you got, rather than the correct code and the error for some invisible code we can't see." Bruuuuuuuuuun < 1334430509 809138 :itidus21!~itidus21@120.148.51.163 PRIVMSG #esoteric :most shameful < 1334430845 610254 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: What is better: TeXnicard or MSE? < 1334430849 12707 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also, what's MSE? < 1334430878 920452 :zzo38!~zzo38@24.207.49.17 PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: MSE is Magic Set Editor. I think TeXnicard is better even though it is not yet complete. Some other people also say so simply due to MSE being pretty bad. < 1334430903 777902 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric : so basically when Icant sum something I can use on < 1334431007 355595 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?title=Language_list&oldid=8 < 1334431010 913836 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?title=Language_list&oldid=8 < 1334431134 171134 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :What of it? < 1334431141 941269 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: It's your favourite language! < 1334431154 437344 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have nothing against Brainfuck? < 1334431156 359985 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :@tell oerjan Oh, "grm" means "grammar"! I assumed you were just mumbling-grunting at all the people who wrote bad. < 1334431156 868307 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Consider it noted. < 1334431160 537475 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: *brainfuck < 1334431164 417665 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Except maybe that its design is too modular. < 1334431181 799343 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :But that's not really anything against it either. < 1334431186 387353 :MoALTz!~no@host-92-2-133-31.as43234.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1334431298 708077 :KingOfKarlsruhe!~chatzilla@p5B132544.dip.t-dialin.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1334431472 409146 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :heads up: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Talk:Pict < 1334431517 820440 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric : dysoco: x+x isn't x, < 1334431517 997402 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric : dysoco: it's twice as big as x < 1334431526 319292 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric : i wonder if it would be hard to write a compiler for lisp in haskell, that could translate all of maxima, into haskell code, and have a full featured CAS in haskell... < 1334431528 477841 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :#haskell, guys! < 1334431555 685886 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: Did you see the exciting adventures of yesterday? < 1334431558 828157 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: oh, I went to KFC yesterday < 1334431559 461609 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :No. < 1334431566 640130 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: Congratulations! < 1334431568 10355 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :and my opinion is: it's mostly very bland, and when it isn't you wish it was < 1334431569 603324 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Parallelism and I were having a char about parallelism and concurrency. < 1334431579 342188 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think I probably won't go there again < 1334431689 603006 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: A char? < 1334431692 501598 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Was it 8 bits? < 1334431710 228732 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :It was 64 bits. :-( < 1334431794 960443 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :«hi,im 64 bit "char" :'(» - eliot < 1334431812 763473 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: Anyway, link me up, man. < 1334431819 714349 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :To what? < 1334431821 654729 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :It was just logs. < 1334431826 72003 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :You're better off not reading them. < 1334431885 363360 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: I totally want logs. < 1334431928 83572 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :«i;ll cut dwon trees :'( - elliott» -- eliot < 1334431942 590162 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: You should kick shachaf. < 1334431965 917276 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: Please, ais523, kick me! < 1334431988 14836 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :12:31 < zhulikas> how can I force evaluation of something? < 1334431990 996308 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :12:32 < mcstar> $!, !, seq, deepseq? < 1334431994 771717 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :12:32 < zhulikas> thanks < 1334431999 725909 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :12:32 < zhulikas> :))) < 1334432057 310127 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :12:34 < reinoud> what does it mean with: Use `+RTS -Ksize -RTS' to increase it. < 1334432060 309738 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :12:34 < reinoud> ?? < 1334432060 596039 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: You should totally kick shachaf! < 1334432062 79064 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: Why am I even in there? < 1334432064 725909 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :12:34 < rasfar> i'm in type constraint hell, can anyone help?!... < 1334432064 906114 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :He's flooding and stuff. < 1334432071 466424 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :THAT'S RIGHT < 1334432074 636458 :qfr!~kafir@unaffiliated/yw PRIVMSG #esoteric :+RTS? Isn't that some serial modem command stuff? < 1334432078 843206 :qfr!~kafir@unaffiliated/yw PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, wait, that was +AT0? < 1334432085 29418 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :12:34 < reinoud> what does it mean with: Use `+RTS -Ksize -RTS' to increase it. < 1334432085 476240 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric : reinoud: you must compile with -rtsopts < 1334432089 175039 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :THE ANTEDILUVIAN KICK < 1334432098 659325 :qfr!~kafir@unaffiliated/yw PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ohhh, that's GHC stuff < 1334432118 596046 :qfr!~kafir@unaffiliated/yw PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf too funny, just yesterday I discovered an interesting black metal band from Canada going by that name! < 1334432118 773380 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :There should be a GNU Haskell Compiler and it should be called gch. < 1334432130 723924 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :GNU Compiler of Haskell < 1334432134 106779 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wait. < 1334432140 100362 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :I thought you had not swapped. < 1334432143 812630 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :So I swapped them to clash the acronym. < 1334432145 917513 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :But you had swapped. < 1334432148 137625 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: Kick shachaf. :( < 1334432155 901483 :asiekierka!~asiekierk@178235039209.elblag.vectranet.pl QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1334432190 178262 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :«shahcahef foiled myy jkoe :'( - eliot hird kick him - eliottt» - elliott < 1334432231 676041 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: As they say in Hebrew, "ata hafachta veani hafachti uvechol zot ze nish'ar hafuch" < 1334432239 165336 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think that's "ve'ani". < 1334432267 750366 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: I don't know what shachaf just said, but you should probably kick him for it. < 1334432292 152765 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: Kick me for it! < 1334432318 371008 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: (It means: "you inverted and I inverted and nevertheless it remained inverted".) < 1334432321 373681 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Kind of.) < 1334432322 479018 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PART #esoteric :" fizzie: it makes demons fly out of my window, washing the windows api" < 1334432366 538513 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now shachaf kicked ais523. :( < 1334432372 455237 :qfr!~kafir@unaffiliated/yw PRIVMSG #esoteric :As they say in Arabic, "ana la kaafir al yahudi wa 'ashadu muhammad al mahdi sharaqa" < 1334432384 253175 :qfr!~kafir@unaffiliated/yw PRIVMSG #esoteric :He doesn't wish to be associated with this channel < 1334432391 814403 :qfr!~kafir@unaffiliated/yw PRIVMSG #esoteric :Can you blame him? Can you? < 1334432420 454065 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :«i can blame him :'( - eliot - eliot - eliot» - eliot < 1334432441 255881 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: Does this channel have any ops other than oerjan and ais523? < 1334432470 249135 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie. < 1334432490 574116 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: Kick me! < 1334432506 689437 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizziew: Kick me! < 1334432510 759081 :qfr!~kafir@unaffiliated/yw PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hah, finally I know who the hidden ops are! < 1334432517 970085 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hidden ops < 1334432519 33542 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hops < 1334432522 352844 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :CALL THE HOPS < 1334432524 816854 :qfr!~kafir@unaffiliated/yw PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, that's "half ops" < 1334432527 178582 :qfr!~kafir@unaffiliated/yw PRIVMSG #esoteric :Usually % < 1334432539 286139 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: Do they call cops "cops" in UKania? < 1334432569 912067 :qfr!~kafir@unaffiliated/yw PRIVMSG #esoteric :Coppers! < 1334432615 951921 :KingOfKarlsruhe!~chatzilla@p5B132544.dip.t-dialin.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :896 users in haskell O_O < 1334432663 320627 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :#haskell is useless. < 1334432666 20897 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just ask kmc. < 1334433078 843488 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: Anyway, you should kick yourself. < 1334433093 94516 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: Kick me! < 1334433094 703883 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: No. < 1334433101 657869 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: :-( < 1334433125 750805 :Mathnerd314!~chatzilla@dsl.6.28.53.206.cos.dyn.pcisys.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1334433135 121755 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi oerjan, monqy < 1334433136 885561 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi monqy < 1334433172 979088 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :. < 1334433196 677634 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi mnoqy < 1334433207 930279 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1334433209 535825 :KingOfKarlsruhe!~chatzilla@p5B132544.dip.t-dialin.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi shachaf < 1334433215 619917 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi KingOfKarlsruhe, monqy, monqy < 1334433288 238874 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :what is it with you and saying hi to me < 1334433344 607724 :qfr!~kafir@unaffiliated/yw PRIVMSG #esoteric :[21:43:37] 896 users in haskell O_O < 1334433351 360739 :qfr!~kafir@unaffiliated/yw PRIVMSG #esoteric :896 people who talk about Haskell < 1334433357 598967 :qfr!~kafir@unaffiliated/yw PRIVMSG #esoteric :About 8 of them actually code in Haskell < 1334433369 639830 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :haha it's funny because < 1334433425 487414 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :monqy++ < 1334433455 813321 :qfr!~kafir@unaffiliated/yw PRIVMSG #esoteric :I fail to see how it's funny, it strikes me as rather alarming < 1334433482 107146 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :qfr: you remind me of itidus21 < 1334433498 648397 :qfr!~kafir@unaffiliated/yw PRIVMSG #esoteric :What are they like? < 1334433507 936709 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :rather, you just reminded me of itidus21 right now. I don't know what you're like at other times < 1334433514 139189 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :itidus21 is itidus21 < 1334433516 799474 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? itidus21 < 1334433521 200646 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :itidus21 just made some instant coffee. < 1334433527 997433 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? itidus20 < 1334433528 625952 :qfr!~kafir@unaffiliated/yw PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't drink coffee < 1334433529 399981 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Failed to clone the environment! < 1334433532 641829 :qfr!~kafir@unaffiliated/yw PRIVMSG #esoteric :I drink tea only < 1334433542 166434 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :instant tea? < 1334433573 70290 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :guys i have a joke < 1334433574 286157 :qfr!~kafir@unaffiliated/yw PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, Indian spice tea with cow milk < 1334433575 421628 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :brace yourselves < 1334433581 337899 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :the joke is : " people don't use haskell" < 1334433583 480240 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :are you laughing < 1334433585 976944 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1334433594 448056 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :my insides are hurting < 1334433596 747765 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :from all this laughter < 1334433600 300733 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's the crotch scorpion < 1334433602 603826 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's normal < 1334433611 401781 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i just vomited from laughter < 1334433613 583640 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :are you happy < 1334433623 266650 :Sleeptalik!tikfreenod@unaffiliated/tiktalik NICK :Tiktalik < 1334433624 469647 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I once vomited from laughter. < 1334433629 443488 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :As in actually. < 1334433634 692287 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-161-133.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: haskell users are not people? < 1334433657 936785 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :double joke < 1334433676 855173 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :monqy: don't worry the scorpions like the vomit < 1334433751 824238 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1334433768 92446 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: elliott would like you to kick me. < 1334433773 748822 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I, too, would like you to kick me. < 1334433776 63964 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :QED: kick me < 1334433787 455208 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :no. < 1334433787 874037 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: You have 1 new message. '/msg lambdabot @messages' to read it. < 1334433791 822451 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@messages < 1334433792 136373 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott said 43m 55s ago: Oh, "grm" means "grammar"! I assumed you were just mumbling-grunting at all the people who wrote bad. < 1334433793 1786 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :@messages oerjan < 1334433793 178714 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :You don't have any new messages. < 1334433809 573727 :KingOfKarlsruhe!~chatzilla@p5B132544.dip.t-dialin.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: haha i've answered a question in #haskell KingOfKarlsruhe += 1 < 1334433831 785811 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :KingOfKarlsruhe *= -4/pi < 1334433837 989026 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: no, that would be "grmbl" < 1334433893 613983 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION assumes kmc has been dronk recently < 1334433896 251081 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: well "grm" is shorter < 1334433908 850155 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :no, that wonderful topic arose from a fine hour-long discussion with someone who likes php < 1334433915 181269 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :aha < 1334433917 605299 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :they wrote an aim hecker in php, you see < 1334433930 827187 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's a hecker < 1334433932 402825 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :of course kmc is no longer with us. he awoke to find his aim thoroughly hecked. < 1334433940 737519 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: who knows??? < 1334433943 854581 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh no < 1334433978 504349 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: Did you know .tm will only accept 10-year registrations? < 1334433984 342427 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also, it costs >$100/year. < 1334433986 409398 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :come to think of it, probably a synonym for crocker < 1334434082 544440 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quote aim hecker < 1334434085 912393 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :832) aim hecker (n): when ur dronk and u pee so bad all over the toilet that ppl make fun of u (corruption of "aim heckler") < 1334434086 89671 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe that will help you??? < 1334434252 938490 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-161-133.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :no, it doesn't help me < 1334434320 62389 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: "The minimum registration period is 10 years and the retail cost is US$1000 for the 10 year period. As we prefer you to use the services of a .TM accredited Registrars, please note that most of them offer discount off our retail price" < 1334434324 22327 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's just the price if you get it directly. < 1334434333 396271 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :See http://nic.tm/registrars.html. < 1334434394 618255 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: OH, WELL, ONE REGISTRAR CHARGED *MORE* THAN $1000 < 1334434398 527075 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :TAKE THAT < 1334434463 613323 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :18:18:29: I'm scared. < 1334434477 695478 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'd assume he copied my pages... < 1334434513 369735 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Either that, *or* he's you from another universe, *or* he's stalking you and planning to one day kill you and wear your skin and live your life, *or* ... < 1334434529 850607 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm just sayin'... < 1334434535 869642 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also, this implies oerjan skipped all that fun PHP talk. :( < 1334434582 681903 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :also, http://esolangs.org/wiki/User_talk:PLarsen < 1334434594 757615 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: the logs were _long_ today < 1334434612 841514 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-161-133.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :stalking you and planning to one day kill you and wear your skin and live your life sounds like fun < 1334434617 634614 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: long and _funny_ < 1334434651 217265 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm ok < 1334434666 646531 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION considers browsing through it. but thinks it may be time to eat. < 1334434778 172209 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :I like the part where this guy has been using Haskell and Miranda for 20 years and still thinks we should have a magical expression that changes its value every time you use it. < 1334435396 471186 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@hoogle unique < 1334435397 5056 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Data.Unique module Data.Unique < 1334435397 182313 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Data.Unique data Unique < 1334435397 182482 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :package uniqueid < 1334435424 113463 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@hoogle IO Unique < 1334435424 918351 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Did you mean: :: IO Unique < 1334435425 95849 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :No results found < 1334435430 654413 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@hoogle :: IO Unique < 1334435431 95929 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Data.Unique newUnique :: IO Unique < 1334435431 273435 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :System.Exit exitFailure :: IO a < 1334435431 273619 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :System.Exit exitSuccess :: IO a < 1334436173 275423 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric : kallisti, i wonder what i should do to best benefit from your presence? < 1334436204 297342 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :did kallisti quit #esoteric < 1334436281 574483 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Seemingly. < 1334436415 283832 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi monqy < 1334436425 635912 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :did the old monqy quit #esoteric :( < 1334436428 997399 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :the old monqy had a soul < 1334436432 687479 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :the old monqy said hi < 1334436440 281751 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :everyone liked the old monqy < 1334436460 290824 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :I like how rasfar keeps complaining about problems with their code but refuses to post it because posting part of it means they might as well post it all and if they do that people will criticise it and it's secret. < 1334436598 219185 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: new monqy is kind of like old monqy; he just doesn't say hi < 1334436628 570684 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :monqy: but the old monqy was hi :( < 1334436641 305678 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :exactly! < 1334436659 28146 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :"i wish the old monqy was still here. i miss the old monqy" - shachef < 1334436672 6635 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :stop parphrasing < 1334436686 364408 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION , parephrased < 1334436743 933647 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: are you old monqy < 1334436750 668304 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :a scary thought! < 1334436752 450166 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :monqy: no :( < 1334436757 913848 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :monqy: old monqy is contained within you < 1334436761 7660 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :let old monqy free < 1334436762 594356 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :say hi < 1334436873 392469 :MoALTz!~no@host-92-2-120-123.as43234.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1334436916 146884 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :old monqy really didn't say hi all that much until quite recently, right? < 1334436920 553964 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :old hi and all < 1334436951 352567 :zzo38!~zzo38@24.207.49.17 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does this Haskell class have any use? class Contravariant f => Counterpoint f where { counterpoint :: x -> f (f x); }; < 1334437475 592178 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm reminds me of dual vector spaces < 1334437527 38079 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :and galois connections and stuff < 1334437610 555253 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? monqy < 1334437613 566849 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :The friendship monqy is an ancient Chinese mystery; ask itidus21 for details. < 1334437655 767828 :zzo38!~zzo38@24.207.49.17 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: I don't know what those things are, but this is one such instance of this class: instance Counterpoint (Op x) where { counterpoint x = Op (($ x) . getOp); }; < 1334437674 859627 :zzo38!~zzo38@24.207.49.17 PRIVMSG #esoteric :(It is similar to the instance for continuations, but on a contravariant functor) < 1334437769 930306 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: the dual vector space version is also of that form, since that automatically becomes linear if Op contains a linear function(al) < 1334437901 288918 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i assume Op x y = Op { getOp :: y -> x } < 1334437990 577761 :zzo38!~zzo38@24.207.49.17 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Yes < 1334438045 74784 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :Op Void would be logical negation... < 1334438123 966182 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is it my fault old monqy said hi so much? < 1334438124 691644 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric ::/ < 1334438155 734819 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :"fault" is not the word i would use < 1334438220 39573 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't remember a previous time when monqy _didn't_ say hi, so... < 1334438269 581723 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: you probably contributed heavily yes < 1334438277 149836 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: but it was finally shachaf that ruined it < 1334439437 434339 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: that Op is defined in contravariant, yes < 1334439451 326445 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`addquote and then I spent much of the rest of the time trying to work out how to implement 3D Hashlife efficiently when at least one of the colors has free will < 1334439452 820019 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: I thought Counterpoint might be kind of like Contramonad, on top of Contraapplicative < 1334439454 535087 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :833) and then I spent much of the rest of the time trying to work out how to implement 3D Hashlife efficiently when at least one of the colors has free will < 1334439463 993065 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :which is < 1334439475 835301 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :contraunit :: f Void; contrazip :: f a -> f b -> f (Either a b) < 1334439477 408712 :RocketJSquirrel!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Implementing free will is a trick. < 1334439501 123315 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: did you enjoy the PHP discussion :D < 1334439543 863456 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: cannot say i see the point much < 1334439603 93941 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: It sounds like your aim is hecked. < 1334439626 626354 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :*hexed < 1334439637 449017 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :otherwise, yes that's the story of my life < 1334439756 280433 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :....free will? < 1334439775 310578 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: maybe you could try aim hecking it again to put it back? < 1334439930 573779 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ooh < 1334439944 869973 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: i hear there's a nice php tool for that... < 1334439971 913772 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :shiny < 1334440002 618316 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :you're still talking about php < 1334440005 101636 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :over 9000 hours later < 1334440012 868581 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :why are you all such angry people < 1334440077 229455 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: well my aim was hecked < 1334440084 644117 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :now i can only aim my talkings at php < 1334440086 805597 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i spent a lot of time taking psychedelic drugs with CS students and they tend to say things like ais523's quote up there < 1334440104 102981 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Before or after the drugs? < 1334440111 950466 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :inside the drugs < 1334440162 557183 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1334440174 611319 :hagb4rd!~perdito@koln-4d0b723e.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :´log *. Patashu: I'm just quoting the changelog < 1334440588 795562 :hagb4rd!~perdito@koln-4d0b723e.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i guess that's not what the cs students tend to say while on psychedelic drugs :( < 1334440959 844977 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: What is the type of a closure, man? < 1334441006 745169 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: I look in #haskell, < 1334441014 195978 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :"haskell" on StackOverflow, /r/haskell < 1334441017 566827 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I can't find it. < 1334441069 14586 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is that... a haiku? < 1334441072 30402 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :!cxx for(int p=56149304;p/=2;)cout<<(p==6854?"- ":p&1?"way ":"pon "); < 1334441078 780571 :EgoBot!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :pon pon way way way pon pon way pon way pon pon - way way pon pon pon way way pon way pon way way < 1334441093 60731 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wait, why do people say strong typing is unfriendly to beginners? < 1334441104 482736 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :because it hurts them with its strength < 1334441108 669382 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :"doesnt know its own streng" - strong typ < 1334441109 465921 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: We shortened it from that. < 1334441110 551773 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's really not hard to understand the basic principle that numbers and strings are different. < 1334441119 311116 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh? < 1334441124 201965 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :!cxx for(int p=56149304;p/=2;)cout<<(p-6854?p&1?"way ":"pon ":"- "); < 1334441124 379072 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :If anything, it's less intuitive for them to be the /same/. < 1334441129 134299 :EgoBot!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :pon pon way way way pon pon way pon way pon pon - way way pon pon pon way way pon way pon way way < 1334441141 795312 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: they say it because it suits their agenda to say it < 1334441157 77733 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: consider THIS: < 1334441158 773410 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :would you rather have < 1334441159 443580 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh that < 1334441160 505811 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :-a python, or < 1334441161 213233 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :And the Obstructive Cynic award goes to... kmc! < 1334441163 478200 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :-haskell b curry < 1334441165 997304 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :in a brithday party < 1334441167 341354 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :for a kide??? < 1334441179 748806 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Qi.Ez.Du < 1334441188 588451 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :can i have a monqy < 1334441191 785927 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well Haskell had a daughter so he probably knew how kids worked?? < 1334441197 861140 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :oops monqy doesnttnst say hi :( < 1334441206 195177 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i dnont wnat a mnoqyy :( < 1334441216 270691 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: but can he give LOVE like a python can < 1334441227 711606 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Haskell Curry's daughter dated Alonzo Church's son, can you tell that this is my FAVOURITE FACT?) < 1334441242 393656 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott, probably, how do you think he got a child in the first place < 1334441281 574645 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :@pl \xs -> map (id &&& (`count` xs)) xs < 1334441282 63505 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :map =<< (id &&&) . flip count < 1334441349 453405 :KingOfKarlsruhe!~chatzilla@p5B132544.dip.t-dialin.net QUIT :Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.88.2 [Firefox 11.0/20120312181643] < 1334441359 887178 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :&&& sections, excellent < 1334441363 870545 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :> nub "xyx" < 1334441364 833314 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : "xy" < 1334441379 198627 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :monqy hi < 1334441384 498401 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :lo < 1334441401 120906 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :all of these not-his feel so fake < 1334441402 946040 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :monqy: If I called you on the phone would you say hi? < 1334441410 545871 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm having hi withdrawal < 1334441417 424450 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :monqy: Just say it. < 1334441418 918371 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi monqy < 1334441424 549895 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hey < 1334441425 252407 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :There's no substitute. < 1334441427 903415 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nope. < 1334441431 998479 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :It just feels wrong. < 1334441461 433120 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: Do *you* know what the type of a closure is? < 1334441479 476951 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: "struct Closure" < 1334441501 961701 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: WRONG < 1334441526 242192 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric ::( hi monqy < 1334441530 612237 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: What is it? < 1334441627 194596 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: The type of a closure of a is ∃s.(s→a). < 1334441689 953531 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: I bet you didn't know that! < 1334441718 402799 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :@pl \x xs -> x : filter (/= x) xs < 1334441718 817757 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :liftM2 (.) (:) (filter . (/=)) < 1334441785 290479 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: I BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT < 1334441823 456848 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: (a::*) -> ((s::*), s-> a) < 1334441845 395521 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: No, the a isn't universally quantified, silly. < 1334441853 837653 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :type Closure a = ∃s.(s→a) < 1334441856 719322 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, it's free. < 1334441865 717514 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :"closure of a" < 1334441881 976418 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't know a good name for "closure with value type a". :( < 1334441895 674620 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :"x" < 1334441897 722687 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :"a-closure" < 1334441900 193766 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :"closed a" < 1334441903 627538 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :"hi a" < 1334441940 131873 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :good day a < 1334441944 731360 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi monqy < 1334441949 867655 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi a, monqy, hi < 1334441951 456513 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :h < 1334441954 455522 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Of course, the statement "Closure a is isomorphic to a" is equivalent to the statement "this language has implicit closures".) < 1334441956 283166 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Which Haskell does.) < 1334441957 288743 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :say it < 1334441963 886564 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :monqy: no < 1334441967 889376 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :h < 1334441968 404535 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i < 1334441968 978456 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1334441974 788739 :monqy!~swell@pool-71-102-226-192.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :thanks for the spelling < 1334441986 474410 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yroreur're wlelcoeme. < 1334442772 583880 :Madoka-Kaname!~moe@70.255.228.150 JOIN :#esoteric < 1334442781 55851 :Madoka-Kaname!~moe@70.255.228.150 QUIT :Changing host < 1334442781 232985 :Madoka-Kaname!~moe@inportb/loli/cirno-chan JOIN :#esoteric < 1334443073 742534 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric : Phantom_Hoover: Do *you* know what the type of a closure is? < 1334443085 683916 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :You mean a Haskell monad one? < 1334443089 740875 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: Hint: It's x. < 1334443140 416898 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: What? < 1334443166 699429 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :What? < 1334443191 893821 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: A Haskell monad what? < 1334443203 636574 :kmc!~keegan@c-65-96-1-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ahaskellmonadsayswhat < 1334443225 823163 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Closure, i.e. a closure as realised by the one with the monad that I forget the name -- wait that's continuations FFS. < 1334443305 519589 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover is dum < 1334443312 558450 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: Do YOU know what the type of a closure is??? < 1334443332 128036 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :forall a.a. < 1334443359 309901 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: WRONGE < 1334443380 67173 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :exists a. a < 1334443391 629897 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :forall a. s.t. exists a. a. a < 1334443401 322420 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Haskell needs a "s.t." keyword. < 1334443424 662223 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: WRONGE < 1334443426 93502 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: that's -> < 1334443433 554167 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: NO IT'S | < 1334443435 644492 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Specifically the question is "what is the type of a closure with value type 'a'". < 1334443439 47704 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf, it'd be more useful in exists. < 1334443445 582120 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: a < 1334443447 174836 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ha < 1334443450 628909 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: NOPE < 1334443458 182064 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's ∃s.(s→a). < 1334443471 187566 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :*GASP* < 1334443497 649802 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :MAYBE IT'S ∃s.(s,s→a) < 1334443507 438244 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wait. < 1334443508 968460 :zzo38!~zzo38@24.207.49.17 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I was off because I was playing Dungeons&Dragons game after I typed the message about Counterpoint < 1334443510 814558 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, shachaf is right. < 1334443511 478553 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I like that type better. < 1334443513 248610 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm dumb. < 1334443522 79991 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: IT'S ACTUALLY ∃s.(s,s→a) HTH. < 1334443533 684798 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: THAT MAKES MORE SENSE < 1334443549 835390 :zzo38!~zzo38@24.207.49.17 PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: It looks similar to the Store comonad type < 1334443602 337142 :zzo38!~zzo38@24.207.49.17 PRIVMSG #esoteric :The store comonad is \s a -> (s, s -> a) < 1334443625 242095 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi zzo38 < 1334443641 648562 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Okay, a closure is ∃s.(Store s a). < 1334443642 943674 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just for today. < 1334443643 975053 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :For zzo38. < 1334443652 876861 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yay < 1334443660 296356 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38++ # saved the today < 1334443660 473123 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Did you know that??? < 1334443665 616668 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :I bet you didn't know a closure had either of those types. < 1334443778 210881 :zzo38!~zzo38@24.207.49.17 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't know what a closure is < 1334443855 509496 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: A closure is ∃s.(Store s a). < 1334443862 580850 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :See definition 5 above. < 1334443895 195514 :zzo38!~zzo38@24.207.49.17 PRIVMSG #esoteric :O, that is what it is. < 1334443993 322403 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Closure_(computer_science) < 1334443997 578044 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :That page lies. :( < 1334444003 706587 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :It says it has to be a function. < 1334444143 869981 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ooh closures are comonads? < 1334444176 174152 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i suppose that makes sense < 1334444205 78766 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi im comonad - monqy < 1334444247 378613 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :in fact that works with a _general_ comonad, i think < 1334444282 823081 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :c.Comonad c => c a < 1334444290 541051 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :or something < 1334444293 294062 :Patashu!~Patashu@c122-106-155-219.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au JOIN :#esoteric < 1334444293 470899 :MoALTz_!~no@host-92-8-156-1.as43234.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1334444351 912858 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :General Comonad, commander of the colonel. < 1334444362 757366 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric : ooh closures are comonads? < 1334444367 749723 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: hm extract is obvious but what is duplicate doing... < 1334444407 504702 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ouch < 1334444429 227872 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :? < 1334444443 956218 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :wait < 1334444445 234766 :MoALTz!~no@host-92-2-120-123.as43234.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1334444446 615303 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :is that store type right < 1334444472 35988 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes, it is < 1334444474 318478 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm < 1334444481 678329 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess duplicate isn't really doing much interesting :) < 1334444652 467612 :zzo38!~zzo38@24.207.49.17 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do you know what is the criteria needed for callCC with Codensity? I know that (Codensity (Const r)) is like (Cont r) so that can callCC (Peirce's law) but is there a more general criteria? < 1334444715 312943 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: (I was wondering about the type of closures because I want a language without implicit closures) < 1334444730 170182 :zzo38!~zzo38@24.207.49.17 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have noticed that: (Const x) is both Functor and Contravariant, regardless of x; if x is Monoid then (Const x) is also Applicative and Alternative < 1334444936 367647 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott, Phantom_Hoover monqy UPDATE < 1334444968 90074 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I < 1334444974 181662 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :don't know how to tell you this but < 1334444978 792067 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't think monqy cares. < 1334445038 767736 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm pretty sure I carefully asked if he wants to be on the list < 1334445047 538127 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :He said no matter how much he mocks, he does. Or was that you? < 1334445059 666981 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Me. < 1334445066 331123 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, he said that. < 1334445066 999502 :Sgeo!~sgeo@ool-ad034d00.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :MST3k time < 1334445070 940501 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :monqy, that is. < 1334445135 497385 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I thought monqy stopped following it? < 1334445372 576268 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: Do you know what the Isle of Man is? < 1334445395 659087 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes? < 1334445402 823133 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hint: That area is so complicated, even elliott doesn't understand it. < 1334445409 955231 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's an island. < 1334445424 955362 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sure it's an island. < 1334445429 561379 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nuh-uh! It's a "a self-governing Crown Dependency of the United Kingdom". < 1334445430 795051 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :But what is it an island *of*? < 1334445431 129538 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Called Mann. Or the Isle of Man. < 1334445436 107616 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's an a a. < 1334445449 918226 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :The best part is the part where the Crown Dependencies have nothing to do with the UK. < 1334445505 414359 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's effectively a self-governing bit of the UK; people who say otherwise are boring and you should give them a wide berth at parties. < 1334445511 113607 :MoALTz_!~no@host-92-8-156-1.as43234.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1334445515 101920 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: It is not part of the uK! < 1334445516 83747 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :*UK < 1334445520 770136 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :"The Crown Dependencies are British possessions of the Crown, as opposed to overseas territories of the United Kingdom." < 1334445533 792939 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Being independently administered jurisdictions, none forms part of the United Kingdom or of the European Union." < 1334445537 157146 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :The royals just own it, or something. < 1334445537 994565 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-161-133.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :so basically it's an island in england? < 1334445540 921275 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well now we know who not to talk to at the next #esoteric meetup. < 1334445542 699518 :MoALTz!~no@host-92-8-148-182.as43234.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1334445555 573551 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :olsner, it's got no particular connection to /England/. < 1334445556 91823 :RocketJSquirrel!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: lol wait, the royal family fucking OWNS countries? < 1334445557 993302 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-161-133.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :(i.e. just like ireland) < 1334445561 453113 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :olsner: ;__; < 1334445566 749886 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :RocketJSquirrel: Well, "the Crown" does. < 1334445573 319592 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :RocketJSquirrel, the Crown owns a ridiculous amount, < 1334445573 897075 :RocketJSquirrel!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fair enough, fair enough. < 1334445575 5398 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :RocketJSquirrel: I think "the Crown" means "symbolically, the royals". < 1334445578 739782 :RocketJSquirrel!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Right. < 1334445583 35158 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :"But actually just 'the UK, sort of, except not really'." < 1334445585 142632 :RocketJSquirrel!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :The abstract entity which represents British royaldom. < 1334445586 378637 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crown_estate < 1334445605 369318 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :"it is no longer the private property of the reigning monarch and cannot be sold by him/her" < 1334445607 390434 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Awwwwwwww maaaan < 1334445616 181352 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :It means "de jure, the monarch, de facto, the government". < 1334445617 52769 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :"The Crown is a corporation sole that in the Commonwealth realms and any provincial or state sub-divisions thereof represents the legal embodiment of governance, whether executive, legislative, or judicial." < 1334445631 367930 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does this mean our head of state is technically a corporation? < 1334445636 189669 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Please say yes. < 1334445642 540263 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :"our"? < 1334445646 920246 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I... maybe. < 1334445665 918485 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: Isn't London also a corporation? < 1334445666 963525 :RocketJSquirrel!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :My brain is turning to mush. < 1334445671 412338 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :"technically" < 1334445675 845168 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :RocketJSquirrel: You see how complicated the UK is??? < 1334445680 607963 :zzo38!~zzo38@24.207.49.17 QUIT :Quit: * < 1334445686 763689 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: Not London. < 1334445688 726529 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :The City of London. < 1334445691 897706 :RocketJSquirrel!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: I feel like I'm scraping a snow cone off the tip of an iceberg. < 1334445693 374190 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not the same thing! < 1334445694 382839 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :So yeah, the Crown Estate includes over half the UK's beaches, nearly all the seabed and all of our oil. < 1334445698 606966 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :And the City of London isn't the city known as London. < 1334445701 678964 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's a tiny part of that city. < 1334445704 44135 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :can monqy have some oil < 1334445707 82137 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi monqy < 1334445709 307452 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi oil < 1334445720 812507 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :...All of the wild mussels and oysters in Scotland, for some reason. < 1334445721 346555 :RocketJSquirrel!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.focalprice.com/CE0031W/HYUNDAI_A7_7_Capacitive_Android_40_Tablet_with_3G_WiFi_White.html <-- also, this device is way better than logic dictates it should be. < 1334445731 921369 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: X-D < 1334445767 910876 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: Is the UK a corporation too? < 1334445769 401472 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's gotta be. < 1334445772 696562 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also, if you go bankrupt or dissolve a company all property goes the the Crown. < 1334445786 651598 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, also the water mains. < 1334445792 754831 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :can u be the crocwnwnn???? < 1334445794 869295 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/u/i/ < 1334445851 437492 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott, the Archbishop of Canterbury is a corporation too. < 1334445854 119775 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :What. < 1334445857 703156 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Seriously? < 1334445885 811939 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :can i be corprotatione < 1334445887 558769 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric ::'( < 1334445891 906861 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: OK, so shachaf has so far been able to reduce cocky-about-the-structure-of-the-UK people into confusion twice. < 1334445896 613657 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think the sticking point here is that 'corporation' is way broader than the usual meaning; the usual meaning is just by far the most often used. < 1334445896 952756 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think we need to lock him up. < 1334445912 982855 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :in the us, corporations are persons. in the uk, persons are corporations. < 1334445925 639057 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hey, I've always known that I have no idea how the Crown works. < 1334445925 993389 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :THE UK = SOVIET RUSSIA AM I RIGHT < 1334445931 617642 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :WHAT DOES VERONICA: OF THE CHAPMAN FAMILY THINK ABOUT ALL THIS < 1334445944 520569 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Freecorporation on the land < 1334445966 298710 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's entwined into like every public thing in the UK. < 1334445991 619556 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is elliott a corporation? < 1334445994 266350 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :gasp < 1334446002 576835 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Corporelliott < 1334446005 236582 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: It's like the UK is some massive codebase that's been ported from assembly to FORTRAN to COBOL and now nobody knows how it actually works. < 1334446013 977410 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Here, assembly represents feudalism) < 1334446020 754611 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Elliotts are people, too. < 1334446038 413803 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Basically, corporations sole are offices (*not* people) which are assigned to a single person but are seperate from them. < 1334446040 179797 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: gasp < 1334446044 943222 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :UK = TeX AM I RIGHT < 1334446068 66499 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :That makes TeX = UK. < 1334446074 945715 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :So Rowan Williams is the Archbishop of Canterbury, but the Archbishop of Canterbury is not Robin Williams-- wait how is that less confusing. < 1334446085 609540 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Williams++ < 1334446145 755366 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: Is there a word that means: "crown + uk + british isles + great britain + ireland + northern ireland + republic of ireland + scotland + england + commonwealth + overseas territories + crown dependencies + ..."? < 1334446148 731881 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: Are you *sure* Robin Williams isn't the Archbishop of Canterbury? < 1334446161 351131 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-161-133.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: "england" < 1334446167 255178 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Robin McLaurin Williams[2][3] (born July 21, 1951)[4] is an American actor and comedian, and also the Archbishop of Canterbury." -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robin_Williams < 1334446174 280611 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :olsner: oh ok thnx olsnerr < 1334446174 498081 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: "United Kingdom" < 1334446180 45268 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: oh ok thnx olsnerr < 1334446189 32373 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-161-133.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: this is my area of expertise you know < 1334446213 121632 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh for < 1334446217 358789 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/Robin/Rowan < 1334446220 904856 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :/ < 1334446230 849192 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Rowan < 1334446232 230370 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Williams < 1334446237 794257 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :I want \n to be my middle name. < 1334446239 941882 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :rowan atkinson williams < 1334446255 555960 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Rowan_Williams_-001.jpg < 1334446266 415231 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Looks like a successful programming language designer. < 1334446299 171665 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :He is the designer of the language... of God. < 1334446304 154363 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :> let there = light# < 1334446304 857104 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : not an expression: `let there = light#' < 1334446306 332300 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :> let there = light < 1334446307 38449 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : not an expression: `let there = light' < 1334446311 542072 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :I want «' OR 0 = 0 OR 'foo' = '» to be my middle name. < 1334446317 216702 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Blaspheme. < 1334446360 985709 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wait, why did nobody tell me the Archbishop of Canterbury looked that awesome? < 1334446377 715241 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sorry, i thought i did. < 1334446390 565296 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: quick is he a raging homophobe or anything I want to like him. < 1334446412 975780 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :He's in charge of the CoE, so I doubt he has any terribly strong opinions on anything. < 1334446420 244271 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: He is a raging homophone for Robin Williams. < 1334446451 684144 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :(COME ON THAT DESERVED A GROAN) < 1334446489 360375 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: It looks like the nastiest thing he's said is [[Though acknowledging that he was simplifying the Church's position, Williams said in September 2010 "There's no problem about a gay person who's a bishop. It's about the fact that there are traditionally, historically, standards that the clergy are expected to observe." Asked what was wrong with a homosexual bishop having a partner, he said: "I think because the scriptural and tradit < 1334446489 537473 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :ional approach to this doesn't give much ground for being positive about it."[55]]] < 1334446493 331982 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :OK I will take a compromise position. < 1334446501 26304 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :I support Rowan Williams for Pope. < 1334446513 924840 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :I mean, he'd be a better Pope than whoever's Pope now, right? < 1334446525 982526 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: COME ON, ONE LITTLE GROAN < 1334446528 835641 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: Grn. < 1334446540 473236 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not having been in the Hitler Youth is often considered a political advantage, yes. < 1334446561 501696 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: Oh man, I forgot the Pope was! < 1334446568 910998 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION groans shachaf. < 1334446582 967 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: Can we hang him or something? < 1334446603 606260 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Stop looking at me like that, you gotta kill religious leaders once in a while. :( < 1334446608 858680 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: Apparently Rowan Williams is Primate of All England. < 1334446614 426643 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :CHECKMATE CREATIONISTS < 1334446626 904519 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: hey the hitler youth _was_ mandatory < 1334446627 903325 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :`addquote elliott: Apparently Rowan Williams is Primate of All England. CHECKMATE CREATIONISTS < 1334446638 112913 :HackEgo!codu@codu.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :834) elliott: Apparently Rowan Williams is Primate of All England. CHECKMATE CREATIONISTS < 1334446639 391699 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I was about to say what oerjan did, but he cut ahead of me. < 1334446649 373928 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Isn't there pretty strong evidence he totally enjoyed it? < 1334446655 304133 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Dunno. < 1334446655 607580 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :I mean, I forgot, but then Phantom_Hoover jogged my memory. < 1334446672 168150 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :WASN'T NORWAY NAZI FOR A WHILE MAYBE OERJAN WAS A HITLER YOUTH < 1334446689 60028 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott, I think it was kind of like evil Scouts, it was probably pretty fun? < 1334446689 773097 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: there is a bit of problem with the timing there. < 1334446702 878682 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: PH............ they were Nazis.................. < 1334446713 228298 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Weren't you born in 1924? < 1334446723 28871 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I did say evil Scouts, didn't I? < 1334446731 849579 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: shockingly, no < 1334446740 794985 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :1928? < 1334446745 55396 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :nope. < 1334446747 188444 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :@age oerjan < 1334446747 365464 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe you meant: arr ask < 1334446749 479775 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan, you're old, people who were alive in WWII are old, Q.E.D. < 1334446751 247660 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :@arr oerjan < 1334446751 424674 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum! < 1334446757 851675 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :@arrjan < 1334446758 28507 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Unknown command, try @list < 1334446762 123889 :shachaf!~shachaf@li227-219.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :@arrjn < 1334446762 300913 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Swab the deck! < 1334446791 986082 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hi, oerjan! My friend! < 1334446813 432570 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Friiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeend < 1334446829 678809 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :frand < 1334446867 894490 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :@botsnack < 1334446868 288424 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric ::) < 1334446964 566390 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :lambdabot: i'd like you more if you stopped listening to that evil elliott guy < 1334446985 661398 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric ::''( < 1334447000 804437 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :/ignore oerjan < 1334447007 311847 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think you upset her. < 1334447011 448496 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :> 2+2 < 1334447012 376946 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : 4 < 1334447046 908930 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :needs some cheering up < 1334447050 78619 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :^celebrate < 1334447050 255709 :fungot!~fungot@a91-152-37-146.elisa-laajakaista.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric : \o| |o| |o/ \m/ \m/ |o/ \o/ \o| \m/ \m/ \o| |o| |o/ < 1334447050 651064 :myndzi!myndzi@c-67-168-184-168.hsd1.wa.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :69  |   |   |    `\o/´69    |   |   |    `\o/´69    |   |   | < 1334447050 872764 :myndzi!myndzi@c-67-168-184-168.hsd1.wa.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :69  |\ /|   |\     |      |\  |\ /<      |      >\ /^\ /'\ < 1334447051 49773 :myndzi!myndzi@c-67-168-184-168.hsd1.wa.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :69                /´\                (_|¯´¯|_) < 1334447051 49955 :myndzi!myndzi@c-67-168-184-168.hsd1.wa.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :69              (_| |_)                    < 1334447051 261828 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :(BEGRUDGINGLY) < 1334447059 64832 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :(NEXT TIME I MIGHT ANSWER 5) < 1334447075 18365 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :> 2 + 2 < 1334447075 548719 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : 4 < 1334447082 592379 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-161-133.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :looks like someone is abusing his lambdabot privileges < 1334447103 748004 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :lambdabot: How do you feel about olsner calling your feeling abusive? < 1334447107 509802 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@li85-105.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric ::( < 1334447143 954311 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :RocketJSquirrel: Why doesn't HackEgo ever show emotion? < 1334447398 222592 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, hey, the UK doesn't actually *have* many conventional corporations. < 1334447470 909470 :Phantom_Hoover!~Phantom@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :It has companies. < 1334447631 623837 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: so, anyway, now I don't hate existentials as much as I used to! < 1334447681 934238 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :they're only useless in haskell because it has implicit closures < 1334447716 377598 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :okay < 1334447807 502558 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: I'M GLAD YOU'RE AS HAPPY AS I AM ABOUT THIS DISCOVER < 1334447808 602322 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Y