00:00:46 <elliott> pikhq: heh, that first paste is some of it
00:00:59 <shachaf> I didn't say *I* wanted to look at the output. I probably wouldn't use sed for this in the first place.
00:01:29 <elliott> shachaf: Feel free to write a non-sed equivalent!
00:01:41 <pikhq> elliott: That looks POSIXly correct is the thing.
00:01:52 <elliott> Well, OS X is not always POSIXly corect :P
00:01:58 <pikhq> It's POSIX certified.
00:02:23 <pikhq> And with the POSIX subsystem that is almost never installed, it actually acts like it. :P
00:02:51 <elliott> pikhq: Here's one of the latest versions of it: http://sprunge.us/OYVO
00:03:03 <elliott> I fixed the bug at one point, but I'd have to think a bit to remember what the problem is.
00:03:07 <elliott> (You can see it in the comment towards the end.)
00:03:39 <elliott> Explanation of the comment header things: "RESERVES" means it wants a specific value for them that you can never change ever and must be set up at the start.
00:03:45 <elliott> (Or it uses them for persistent state.)
00:03:57 <elliott> The macro swap exchanges the stack stack and call stack pointers.
00:04:13 <elliott> rword is the interactive read-a-word-from-the-terminal procedure.
00:04:40 <elliott> fword takes a packed word name and tries to find the corresponding subroutine address.
00:06:34 <elliott> pikhq: Anyway, feel free to play around with it; it should work as-is.
00:06:49 <elliott> But there's that bug. So if you want to use the \ word, you'll have to ask me to remember what the bug was and how to solve it.
00:07:27 <elliott> I believe it involved the fact that @ is encoded as 0, and I believe my solution was to make sure I only give up _after_ passing a 0, not when I reach one.
00:07:35 <elliott> (Requiring @ to be kept last, of course.)
00:09:46 <elliott> pikhq: Also, do you want to be my SOA email?
00:16:27 <shachaf> pikhq: Remember the time that elliott refused to be in the channel until you were kicked?
00:18:18 <elliott> pikhq: I'm setting up DNS for esolangs.org.
00:19:18 <pikhq> What, and you can't use your own?
00:19:42 <elliott> Also my email address is rubbish. :(
00:20:55 <shachaf> pikhq: Do I typically say things in #esoteric to annoy people?
00:22:26 <Gregor> elliott: tenminutemail ;)
00:22:41 <elliott> Gregor: It has to last longer than ten minutes!!!
00:22:55 <Gregor> elliott: twentyminutemail?
00:27:36 <elliott> http://sprunge.us/SYUJ I remember this.
00:31:43 <elliott> http://stackoverflow.com/posts/10289914/revisions Well, that lasted 9 minutes.
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00:48:01 <elliott> Gregor: What's the best domain name?
00:51:53 <elliott> pikhq: So does that thing actually assemble and run correctly?
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01:16:42 <Gregor> Creation Date: 2011-04-28T17:45:54.0Z
01:16:42 <Gregor> Last Updated On: 2012-04-24T01:06:36.0Z
01:17:22 <itidus20> that abizern guy has quite a high reputation
01:17:27 <elliott> Gregor: Not necessarily...
01:18:03 <elliott> I have almost as much rep as him.
01:20:55 <itidus20> yeah... "thats" what i take out of it..
01:39:23 <HackEgo> 821) <shachaf> elliott: Apparently Rowan Williams is Primate of All England. <shachaf> CHECKMATE CREATIONISTS
01:39:35 <HackEgo> 252) <ais523> gah, why does lose keep winning?
01:39:35 <HackEgo> 436) <Gregor> oklopol: Why do you have so much experience with hoop-and-stick? :P <oklopol> Gregor: my fetish: learning pointless skills
01:42:09 <itidus20> a little.. i hide behind hackego a bit
01:43:18 <elliott> shachaf: Should I register esolangs.org@gmail.com or something to receive esolangs.org mail. :(
01:43:36 <shachaf> elliott: How about: dns@esolangs.org?????
01:43:52 <HackEgo> The friendship monqy is an ancient Chinese mystery; ask itidus21 for details.
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01:43:55 <elliott> shachaf: That would (a) require me to set up esolangs.org mail (b) defeat the point since the SOA person is meant to be the technical contact about the domain.
01:44:07 <elliott> Technical contact could include asking me why the domain's email is broken.
01:44:26 <shachaf> What if defeating the point *is* the point?
01:44:43 <elliott> You really can't turn off the irritating, can you.
01:44:47 <monqy> that was a normal hello
01:44:52 <elliott> monqy: is anybody talking about things in ##crawl this is important
01:45:09 <monqy> ##crawl is usually at least somewhat active
01:45:13 <monqy> now is no exception
01:45:22 <elliott> ok are they talking about something that you have anything at all to say about
01:45:36 <monqy> i usually don't pay attention that's how active it is
01:45:42 <shachaf> elliott: To be fair, you started it with an irritating request which you made over and over again.
01:45:46 <shachaf> ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI
01:45:54 <elliott> shachaf: Hey, I only asked that one like twice.
01:46:07 <elliott> I only Unicode Little Endian silly question.
01:46:14 <shachaf> But how many times did you ask isomorphic questions?
01:46:25 <Sgeo> What question did elliott ask?
01:46:26 <shachaf> elliott: Don't be nonsense, please. There's "Unicode" and "Unicode Big Endian".
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01:46:58 <elliott> ##crawl, what a great channel, never going to join ##crawl
01:47:06 <monqy> just join it it's not scary
01:47:21 <elliott> 02:46 <monqy> 18:46:00 -!- itidus20 [~itidus21@120.148.51.163] has joined ##crawl
01:47:39 <monqy> it won't be suspicious
01:48:10 <itidus20> "<crate> since i will have to apport all my arrows to not attract even more spiders as i go to fetch them"
01:50:34 <elliott> I bet I'll join ##crawl and then shachaf will immediately say something stupid to me.
01:51:01 <shachaf> elliott: You're the one who's been highlighting my name in this channel for the past N minutes.
01:51:17 <elliott> 02:46 <shachaf> elliott: Don't be nonsense, please. There's "Unicode" and "Unicode Big Endian".
01:51:24 <elliott> Looks like a highlight to me!!!!!
01:52:15 <itidus20> shachaf well i highlighted you once with a quote
01:52:30 <itidus20> actually i highlighted elliott also with the same quote
01:52:38 <shachaf> itidus20: Are you Primate of all #Esoteric?
01:53:23 <itidus20> well i believe in the possibility of evolutionary creationism :P
01:55:19 <itidus20> the creator may have simply written some self-modifying lazy evaluating cellular automaton
01:55:50 <itidus20> im not clear that self modifying is approriate therethough
01:58:48 <itidus20> the jungian myth would suggest man is required to initiate the lazy evaluation... i dunno if i should be reading this book
02:07:57 <itidus20> yeah who knows what i will come up with next in my inane rambling.. ok i will roll the quotes
02:08:12 <HackEgo> 747) <zzo38> Even the Spanish Inquisition is in this game. <ais523> zzo38: was it unexpected? <zzo38> Kind of...
02:08:15 <HackEgo> 168) <fizzie> (I've just been playing with myself.)
02:08:23 <HackEgo> 592) <Gregor> Phantom_Hoover: Sort of a monadic human centipede.
02:09:43 <itidus20> 3 quotes. 5 highlights. 0 double highlights.
02:10:39 <itidus20> yeahhhhh... im just gonna stop talking
02:21:19 <lambdabot> Local time for monqy is Mon Apr 23 19:21:18 2012
03:01:00 <qfr> [03:55:20] <itidus20> the creator may have simply written some self-modifying lazy evaluating cellular automaton
03:01:05 <qfr> Yes, his name is Stephen Wolfram
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03:32:55 * tswett ponders The Cynic Project.
03:33:56 <tswett> I'm guessing that TCP's Alex Smith is not the same as our Alex Smith, given that TCP's Alex Smith went to the University of Minnesota and is now working in NYC.
03:40:20 <Sgeo> Dear Chrome: Please stop asking me to kill the goproblems page
03:40:24 <Sgeo> It doesn't need killing
03:42:36 <Sgeo> Ok, maybe it does
03:45:11 <shachaf> You people like golfing, right? Any ideas about this snippet (from another channel)? for(p=q.width=1117,(c=q.getContext('2d')).drawImage(this,0,e=0);p;)e+=String.fromCharCode(c.getImageData(--p,0,1,1).data[0]);top.eval(e)
04:03:33 <shachaf> The code that it decompresses uses variables like "y".
04:03:46 <shachaf> And this is running in the context of an img.
04:06:12 <shachaf> Because it runs in the wrong context.
04:06:20 <shachaf> Amusingly, (1,eval)(e) works correctly.
04:08:46 <shachaf> http://perfectionkills.com/global-eval-what-are-the-options/
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04:35:03 <shachaf> elliott: OK, the "top" is gone.
05:01:57 <shachaf> elliott: For what it's worth, down to with(q.getContext('2d'))for(p=q.width=1115,drawImage(this,0,e=0);p;)e+=String.fromCharCode(getImageData(--p,0,1,1).data[0]);eval(e)
05:02:55 <shachaf> You need a pretty big number before that saves a whole three byts.
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05:31:39 <pikhq> I think you can make that a bit shorter with while(drawImage(this,0,e=0),p=q.width=1115)
05:32:24 <pikhq> I am apparently incapable of making good suggestions tonight, so I shall refrain.
05:32:59 <elliott> shachaf: What's it at now?
05:34:01 <pikhq> Oh, BTW, I totally got my bootloader working.
05:34:39 <pikhq> My issue was simple: ds is uninitialised when you enter the bootloader, and lgdt indexes off the code segment when in real mode.
05:35:00 <shachaf> elliott: I think it's about the same.
05:35:01 <pikhq> Well, I suppose it does in protected mode too, but who uses non-flat memory in protected mode?
05:35:33 <elliott> shachaf: with(q.getContext('2d'))for(p=r.width=1115,drawImage(q,0,e=0);r;)e+=String.fromCharCode(getImageData(--p,0,1,1).data[0]);eval(e)
05:35:53 <elliott> Oh, wait, q =/= q.getContext('2d').
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06:34:46 <elliott> with(q.getContext('2d'))for(p=q.width=1115,drawImage(this,0,e=0);p;)eval(e+=String.fromCharCode(getImageData(--p,0,1,1).data[0])
06:35:25 <shachaf> elliott: That evals it at every iteration of the loop?
06:39:32 <elliott> with(q.getContext('2d'))for(p=q.width=1115,drawImage(this,0,e=0);p;)(p?void:eval)(e+=String.fromCharCode(getImageData(--p,0,1,1).data[0])
06:39:57 <elliott> with(q.getContext('2d'))for(p=q.width=1115,drawImage(this,0,e=0);p+1;)(p?void:eval)(e+=String.fromCharCode(getImageData(--p,0,1,1).data[0])
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06:42:27 <elliott> for(x=q.getContext('2d'),p=q.width=1115,drawImage(x,0,e=0);p;)e+=String.fromCharCode(x.getImageData(--p,0,1,1).data[0]);eval(e)
06:44:47 <elliott> for(x=q.getContext('2d'),p=q.width=1115,x.drawImage(x,0,e=0);p;)e+=String.fromCharCode(x.getImageData(--p,0,1,1).data[0]);eval(e)
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07:29:45 <Sgeo> ...The Vatican Secret Archives don't seem to be very secret
07:30:35 <elliott> The use of the word "secret" in the title "Vatican Secret Archives" does not denote the modern meaning of confidentiality. Instead, it indicates that the archives are the Pope's personal property, not belonging to those of any particular department of the Roman Curia or the Holy See. The word "secret" was generally used in this sense as also reflected in phrases such as "secret servants", "secret cupbearer", "secret carver", much like an es
07:30:35 <elliott> teemed position of honor and regard comparable to a VIP.[3]
07:32:01 <monqy> sometimes, the bests secrets
07:32:03 <monqy> aren't secret at all
07:32:47 <coppro> monqy: did you know samus is a girl.
07:33:59 <monqy> welcome to me being on
07:34:13 <coppro> monqy: you're turned on by the sexy sexy hand
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07:34:23 <coppro> aww yeah, that feels good
07:34:29 <coppro> ... okay, clearly I need sleep
07:34:53 <monqy> as main screen i highly advise this course of action
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08:07:57 <Sgeo> Using "em" in a context where "me" would fit while talking to someone not previously exposed to Spivak pronouns is not a good idea.
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08:28:10 <olsner> oh, Spivak didn't actually invent those pronouns
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09:10:29 <lambdabot> Local time for monqy is Tue Apr 24 02:10:27 2012
09:10:48 <lambdabot> Local time for asiekierka is Wed Apr 25 04:10:46
09:10:55 <asiekierka> obviously my clock is completely screwed up
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10:50:31 <lambdabot> Local time for monqy is Tue Apr 24 03:50:30 2012
10:50:37 <elliott> monqy: you are bad at sleep
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11:29:23 <lambdabot> Local time for monqy is Tue Apr 24 04:29:21 2012
11:29:27 <elliott> monqy: youre running out of sleep
11:29:35 <elliott> soon there will be no sleep left
11:29:36 <monqy> school will be fun
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12:08:08 <elliott> hi Phantom_Hoover watch me play crawl
12:08:42 <elliott> telnet crawl.develz.org 345
12:08:58 <elliott> actually who knows if the xterm shit will work for you there but oh well give it a try
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12:10:49 <elliott> Phantom_Hoover: im pausing
12:12:18 <elliott> http://technet.microsoft.com/en-us/library/cc771275(v=ws.10).aspx
12:13:47 <elliott> it just makes me want to strangle you
12:13:49 <elliott> for being impossibly vague
12:13:58 <elliott> http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/~sgtatham/putty/
12:14:10 <Lumpio-> pkgmgr probably has a repository of like
12:14:14 <elliott> conncet with telnet to crawl.develz.org, port 345
12:14:22 <Lumpio-> It's pretty bad even for Microsoft.
12:14:23 <Phantom_Hoover> Well when I say 'didn't work' I invariably mean either 'failed the same as before' or 'failed without output'.
12:14:25 <elliott> Lumpio-: but they're all microsoft packages
12:14:46 <elliott> Phantom_Hoover: ok but putty will still be a lot more pleasant
12:15:47 <Phantom_Hoover> " I believe it is legal to use PuTTY, PSCP, PSFTP and Plink in England and Wales and in many other countries,"
12:16:00 <elliott> you realise that every second you waste not being connected is
12:16:07 <elliott> a second my ttyrec grows a second longer
12:16:16 <elliott> what if i ascend with this great big ten minute hole in the middle???
12:16:22 <elliott> monqy: is ascend correct terminology
12:16:47 <monqy> i don't think there's a "correct" word
12:16:52 <monqy> ascend is good enough
12:17:01 <elliott> Phantom_Hoover: can you see my screen
12:17:37 <elliott> ive used elfish too though sry
12:17:54 <elliott> monqy: is the cloak good, I forget
12:17:58 <elliott> Phantom_Hoover: yes precisely because of kobold camp comics
12:18:04 <monqy> have cloak is better than no cloak
12:18:11 <monqy> where by have i mean
12:18:32 <elliott> Phantom_Hoover: dude i stole it from elves
12:18:41 <monqy> cloak goes over body armour not in place of
12:19:47 <elliott> Phantom_Hoover: have you ever played crawl
12:20:21 <elliott> this is the boring early level it gets more fun
12:20:36 <elliott> wow what is with this iguana
12:21:43 <elliott> Phantom_Hoover: now the best part about crawl
12:21:46 <elliott> even though the levels are huge
12:21:49 <elliott> it does all the walking and picking up for you
12:22:11 <elliott> it is impossible to hate autoexplore when the levels are this boring
12:22:43 <monqy> crawl people like autoexplore. i think it's a crutch but so long as the levels are as they are it's necessary
12:23:29 <elliott> Phantom_Hoover: you know worms
12:23:41 <elliott> in crawl worms are basically like that, except they can half kill you with one hit
12:24:40 <elliott> elves aren't the worst in this game
12:25:01 <monqy> elves happen later
12:25:04 <elliott> monqy: what is it with giant geckos lately
12:25:19 <monqy> but mostly elves are optional
12:25:51 <elliott> have you seen their priests
12:26:22 <elliott> i love scroll of random uselessness
12:28:11 <elliott> 13:28 <Henzell> eustachio[1/3]: A summoner. His name is Eustachio. You killed his favorite bat. Prepare to die. In 0.8, now found from D:4 to D:10!
12:28:18 <elliott> 13:28 <Henzell> eustachio[2/3]: In trunk, you killed his favourite rat instead.
12:28:21 <elliott> 13:28 <Henzell> eustachio[3/3]: Beware his glorious mustache! Not to be confused with pistachio.
12:30:36 <elliott> Phantom_Hoover: welcome to orc priest
12:31:08 <Phantom_Hoover> _The hound barely misses you. The hound closely misses you.
12:36:48 <elliott> monqy: this was the plan i was on before right
12:37:18 <monqy> it was Patashu's plan not mine
12:37:32 <Patashu> oh, we playing crawl again?
12:37:41 <Patashu> I just finished a promising brogue game
12:37:47 <Patashu> a dar blademaster stepped on a paralysis trap
12:37:52 <elliott> monqy: if i want to drop one of these skills for now
12:37:55 <Patashu> and it woke up first and killed me something good
12:38:13 <monqy> dorp sbl for now maybe?
12:38:29 <monqy> why is he doing sbl anyway
12:38:31 <elliott> ill keep them all on equally
12:38:51 <elliott> "Your attack speed is very fast."
12:38:52 <monqy> Patashu: no planning for later on???
12:39:02 <Patashu> yeah, that sounds like mindelay
12:39:06 <Patashu> monqy: qblade IS planning for later on!
12:39:21 <monqy> how much slaying are you planning on
12:39:21 <elliott> i get the feeling that Patashu's plans are inferior to monqy's plasns
12:39:58 <monqy> well the thing is sbl means lots of keypresses later on if you don't have great slaying
12:40:15 <monqy> i'm not a dwhip guy, for the same reasons, but i'm more of a dwhip guy than a sbl guy, for those reasons
12:40:32 <monqy> sbl is fine for stabbing and fine if you like keypresses / have slaying
12:40:59 <Patashu> <Gretell> elliott (L8 KoBe) killed Grinder. (D:5)
12:41:18 <monqy> but i prefer big weapons or pain weapons or elemental staves or something else like that or unarmed combat
12:41:21 <Patashu> imagine if traps in crawl were like brogue traps
12:41:32 <Patashu> you'd be fighting something and suddenly POISON GAS EVERYWHERE
12:41:39 <Patashu> it took until D:6 for ijyb to spawn?
12:41:41 <elliott> uhhh how can i tell whether hes dangerous or not
12:41:56 <elliott> some ijybs are mor equal thano thers
12:42:02 <monqy> name colour isn't a great indication of how dangerous something is
12:42:06 <monqy> it gets so much stuff wrong
12:42:06 <Patashu> the only thing a unique can spawn with is different eq
12:42:13 <Patashu> well, it's right about ijyb and menkaure
12:42:54 <Patashu> that must be the orcish mines
12:42:59 <monqy> maybe not the best positioning
12:43:08 <Patashu> it was the worst positioning
12:43:36 <Patashu> heal wounds guzzling is symptomatic of bad play
12:44:07 <elliott> yeah i realised it was bad play
12:44:10 <elliott> i was trying to avoid it becoming dead play
12:44:15 <elliott> how scary are water moccasins
12:44:18 <elliott> can i take one on with 8 hp
12:44:29 <elliott> how many turns until im dead
12:44:41 <Patashu> you keep waiting until you're 1 turn from death
12:45:09 <monqy> two turns from death
12:45:11 <Patashu> you played like a bad player
12:45:18 <Patashu> can't water moccasin hit quite hard
12:45:26 <monqy> oh i'm speaking in metaphor
12:45:46 <monqy> i wasn't watching though what happened
12:45:51 <elliott> i have a wand of paralysis
12:45:54 <elliott> would that get the moccasin
12:45:59 <Patashu> really bad positioning on the orc band
12:46:00 <monqy> if it doesn't resist it
12:46:04 <Patashu> and walking around during the zerk
12:46:13 <elliott> it was a last save attempt
12:46:15 <Patashu> so wands will probably work
12:46:18 <elliott> i know exactly why everything i did was terrible
12:46:24 <Patashu> that's the important step, yes
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12:46:53 <Patashu> might want to heal isntead of o
12:47:17 <Patashu> not sending you very far today
12:47:46 <monqy> walking around at not full hp?
12:47:53 <elliott> to get to the upstairs to escape
12:47:55 <monqy> oh you were getting to the stairacs
12:48:31 <Patashu> why are you holy-shitting about easy monsters
12:48:39 <Patashu> you're long past the point in the game where jackals and imps are dangerous
12:49:03 <elliott> right, now time to do this like a non-stupid person
12:49:55 <Patashu> btw, if you hate crawl centaurs, brogue centaurs are way worse
12:50:00 <Patashu> they shoot AND try to walk away from you
12:51:36 <elliott> 13:51 <Gretell> sanka the Frost Mage (L7 MfIE), slain by elliott's ghost on D:5, with 643 points after 5672 turns and 0:13:59.
12:52:01 <elliott> wow i don't have very good piety
12:52:24 <elliott> i think ive been eating a lot and also what the hell
12:52:27 <Patashu> THIS is the staircase to the orcish mines?
12:52:35 <Patashu> everything here should be easy
12:53:12 <monqy> hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
12:53:13 <Patashu> that priest is not smiting you much
12:53:24 <monqy> why isn't that priest smiting oh there it goes
12:55:38 <monqy> rest peacefully, potion of speed
12:55:52 <Patashu> you keep running into corners
12:56:31 <Patashu> I don't know why you bothered to fight it
12:56:34 <Patashu> jellies are speed 9, you're 10
12:56:38 <Patashu> you could have ran from it indefinitely
12:56:44 <Patashu> (also they hit surprisingly hard)
13:01:19 <Phantom_Hoover> im watching team roomba's videos, this is more importnat
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13:16:56 <Patashu> it won't show up on ctrl+f
13:17:05 <Patashu> (it probably should be a thing)
13:20:30 <monqy> you can use the lev potions to get into another area maybe? i forget
13:20:45 <monqy> a few sewers do that sort of stuff
13:22:25 <elliott> 14:22 <Henzell> ossuary[1/2]: An early game portal to a miniature tomb, stuffed with mummies and zombies and traps and things. The portal is timed and will eventually close on its own.
13:22:54 <elliott> (also i really want more hp soon i think i'll turn on fighting)
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13:25:05 <Patashu> everything will be slower than you
13:25:09 <Patashu> (except like zombie bats and shit)
13:25:34 <Patashu> don't drink from sparkling fountains
13:25:40 <elliott> are they like nethack fountains
13:25:49 <elliott> i won the jackpot this time
13:26:02 <Patashu> it can randomly give gain <stat> or mutation
13:26:06 <Patashu> but also degeneration, decay and strong poison
13:26:19 <Patashu> it can be situationally worth quaffing from
13:26:52 <Patashu> this is the doors vault version of ossuary
13:26:55 <elliott> before i get shit about that
13:27:00 <elliott> i really don't have time to deal with an anything centaur
13:27:05 <elliott> when i have only 43 max hp
13:27:15 <Patashu> undead centaurs can't use their ranged weapons
13:27:22 <Patashu> undead pretty much can't do shit but melee
13:27:29 <Patashu> unless they're skeletal warriors or bone dragons
13:28:01 <elliott> not kidding about this being easy
13:28:39 <Patashu> portal vaults pick from a random collection of designs
13:28:42 <Patashu> so sometimes they're insane
13:29:00 <Patashu> like, there's an ice cave that ends with a frost giant
13:29:07 <Patashu> and a bailey with an orc warlor
13:29:08 <elliott> thanks scroll of random uselessness
13:29:14 <Patashu> also, you just cast summon butterflies
13:29:21 <elliott> i read a scroll of random uselessness
13:29:51 <Patashu> then it'll go away eventually
13:30:21 <Patashu> id those potions young kobold
13:30:34 <elliott> i dont have enough for that
13:30:45 <Patashu> nice potions you're lugging around
13:30:51 <Patashu> 'hmm how am I going to get out of this situation'
13:30:57 <Patashu> 'paralysis, confusion or degeneration?'
13:31:15 <Patashu> like how baileys tend to have enchant <foo> scrolls
13:32:43 <monqy> look at your a screen
13:32:43 <Patashu> can you show me the fail rate on +blink mutation
13:33:05 <monqy> i don't think it would go up with evo
13:33:30 <elliott> like scroll of blinking???
13:33:30 <monqy> that's random blink, not the controlled blink from the scrolls
13:33:41 <Patashu> but it's still a source of blink
13:33:48 <elliott> i dont feel any great need to mutate
13:33:50 <Patashu> so don't forget you can do it
13:33:51 <monqy> if you also have teleport control you get a semicontrolled blink
13:34:06 <Patashu> scblink is seriously useful
13:34:09 <elliott> i'll get on with dying, slowly
13:34:14 <monqy> you can use your semicontrolled blink to do anything you want
13:34:32 <Patashu> see something threatening? scblink away
13:34:36 <Patashu> surrounded by melee monsters? scblink away
13:34:41 <elliott> i dont buy into this crawl startegy of
13:34:43 <Patashu> a few turns from death? scblink away (NOTE: NOT ONE TURN, MULTIPLE)
13:34:51 <Patashu> crawl is all about knowing when to run
13:34:58 <elliott> im not playing by that rule
13:34:59 <Patashu> if you want to never die maybe play pokemon mystery dungeon???
13:35:09 <elliott> no i want to be able to die because of my own stupidity
13:35:12 <elliott> not because i wasn't a coward
13:35:36 <Patashu> I think that ogre could have killed you
13:35:49 <monqy> i would definitely have blonked away after it hit that big time
13:36:00 <Patashu> and thrown darts or something
13:36:13 <monqy> it'll eat the items then split oh it didn't split yet
13:36:26 <elliott> if i switch to an alt weapon the ogre will kill me
13:36:51 <elliott> Patashu is going to tell me to throw and back away
13:36:55 <elliott> i count on monqy to steer me to the righteous path
13:37:14 <Patashu> +4 is almost entirely resistant to corrosion
13:37:58 <Patashu> lucky you didn't get hit again
13:38:09 <elliott> i hear crawl is all about luck
13:38:09 <monqy> randomized movement energy "wow fun"
13:38:10 <Patashu> you were one_turn_from_death for a while
13:38:59 <Patashu> btw if you point your blonk at a wall
13:39:05 <Patashu> it will just pick randomly
13:39:10 <Patashu> if it can't find an open tile in that direction
13:39:16 <Patashu> (found that out the hard way)
13:41:03 <Patashu> wow, even javelins are too big for kobolds
13:42:23 <Patashu> it is what we humans call sarcasm
13:42:40 <elliott> not m ypotion of coagulated blood
13:42:40 <Patashu> you pick odd directions for your scblinks
13:43:15 <monqy> east sounds like asking for it to fail
13:43:32 <Patashu> I seriously thought scblink was more reliable than that
13:43:49 <monqy> "2 turns before death: saves the day"
13:43:50 <elliott> i really really need more hp
13:44:04 <elliott> monqy says fighting gives me hp so
13:44:05 <monqy> could turn off armour and dodge
13:44:40 <monqy> or could turn off sbl and turn armour back on or w/e
13:44:44 <Patashu> wasn't that scroll recharging?
13:45:11 <elliott> not having any of that beetle's bullshit
13:45:36 <Patashu> rcurse doesn't uncurse stuff not worn
13:46:13 <Patashu> instead of trying ot kill you
13:46:16 <elliott> hes scared of my kobold fuckin power
13:46:24 <Patashu> use it to strengthen yourself
13:47:45 <Patashu> why is nothing dropping corpses
13:48:14 <elliott> why is everything such a fucking coward
13:48:29 <elliott> they're better at it than me
13:48:44 <elliott> because iwas near starving
13:50:55 <Patashu> it's not like your ghost could zerk you
13:51:15 <Patashu> the priest was late to the party
13:52:35 <elliott> orcish mines entry methinks
13:54:04 <Patashu> notice the orc wizard going all the way to the top left?
13:54:08 <Patashu> hoping to get the ranged drop on you?
13:54:12 <Patashu> crawl conspires against you like that
13:56:33 <Patashu> and that's before its weapon
13:57:00 <Patashu> you should probably bia it
13:57:26 <elliott> the alternative is running away forever
13:57:29 <elliott> it's never going to just go away
13:57:29 <Patashu> (zerk just makes it threeshot)
13:57:44 <Patashu> so you could just skip the level, or explore the rest of it, or whatever
13:57:49 <Patashu> you don't HAVE to kill everything the instant you spot it
13:57:58 <monqy> blonking away from it into a wall(thus getting blonked right into it)
13:58:19 <Patashu> that's a blink frog, I just saw
13:58:24 <Patashu> and deal with the blink frog as it comes to you
13:58:28 <Patashu> then you can worry about JUST the hill giant
13:58:58 <Patashu> kite the blink frog to you
13:59:16 <Patashu> is better than right there
13:59:19 <elliott> monqy: should i ab aa tab tab tab just wondering
14:00:38 <Patashu> I don't know what I just did
14:00:52 <Patashu> you get to pick a location
14:01:28 <elliott> going up the stairs is pointless
14:01:33 <elliott> there's nothing there, and it'll only take me a few turns to recover
14:01:49 <Patashu> well, anywhere that's Not There is fine really
14:01:53 <Patashu> go explore the rest of the level
14:02:26 <elliott> let me just kill the hill giant
14:02:57 <Patashu> hill giant (C) | Speed: 10 | HD: 11 | Health: 42-78 | AC/EV: 3/4 | Damage: 30 | Res: magic(44), drown | Chunks: contaminated | XP: 657.
14:03:01 <Patashu> and that's pre giant club damage
14:03:08 <Patashu> which I think makes it Damage: 50? I'm not sure how the math works tbh
14:03:14 <Patashu> if it just straight adds the damage modifier
14:04:20 <Patashu> if you could paralyze it it'd be easy
14:04:50 <elliott> kill the z, confuse the hill orc, kill it?
14:05:48 <Patashu> I don't think monqy is here
14:12:02 <Patashu> I don't think trogs would regen you fast enough to matter atm
14:12:17 <elliott> i can blink out afterwards
14:12:37 <Patashu> only one thing to od now, right
14:12:57 <Patashu> is going to be a seriois ussie
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14:13:50 <elliott> ill back away once or twice
14:14:16 <elliott> ill back away once or twice then pummel
14:14:24 <Ngevd> elliott, I'm worried, this is like the time ais523 got into Dredmor
14:17:04 <Patashu> ring of fire isn't completely a waste
14:17:16 <Patashu> against things that are fiery
14:17:18 <Patashu> I would much rather have rf+
14:17:26 <Patashu> you want a lot of rf+ for zot
14:18:10 <Patashu> but since ring of fire also gives a cold vuln I wouldn't walk around in it
14:18:34 <Patashu> you are racking those potions of curing up
14:18:40 <elliott> how strong do those trolls hit
14:18:42 <Patashu> do you know what stashing is?
14:18:50 <Patashu> troll (T) | Speed: 10 | HD: 7 | Health: 25-53 | AC/EV: 3/10 | Damage: 20, 15, 15 | Flags: regen | Res: magic(28) | Chunks: contaminated | XP: 305.
14:18:59 <elliott> why aren't i getting more hppppp
14:19:04 <Patashu> anyway, you know how fire and ice damage can wreck your consumables?
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14:19:10 <Patashu> the more consumables you have the more likely it is to happen
14:19:18 <Patashu> so it makes sense to stash (temporarily or permanently) large quantities of consumables
14:19:20 <Patashu> leaving just a few at a time
14:19:34 <elliott> this troll scares me a bit
14:20:19 <elliott> back away from what into where
14:24:29 <Patashu> you should probably not hand if it's blatantly not needed
14:24:35 <Patashu> just so trog gives you gifts sooner/more often
14:24:40 <Patashu> who knows, you might even use one of his gifts!
14:24:43 <elliott> yeaaah i was getting a bit worried but it was probably not necessary
14:24:48 <Patashu> like if he gifts, say, a qblade of flaming or a sabre of speed
14:24:58 <elliott> why aren't i getting more hp :(
14:25:24 <Patashu> you're a tiny freaking kobold
14:26:17 <Patashu> sabre is the upgrade to short sword
14:26:21 <Patashu> until you get a quick blade
14:26:37 <Patashu> you don't even have to manually walk there
14:26:38 <elliott> better than my chain mail of cold resistance?
14:26:51 <Patashu> plate is pretty fucking sweet
14:28:07 <Patashu> also, if you swap to that sabre
14:28:12 <Patashu> get your short blades skill to 12
14:28:15 <elliott> monqy said things about sabre before
14:28:58 <elliott> 09:14 elliott: are sabres any good vs short swords
14:28:58 <elliott> 09:15 monqy: they do more damage but are a bit slower so they need more skill to get them fast
14:28:58 <elliott> 09:15 monqy: and they're a bit less accurate
14:29:36 <Patashu> he's not actually telling you anything useful
14:29:39 <Patashu> here's the actual useful information:
14:29:46 <Patashu> you want to use the heftiest weapon you can get to mindelay
14:30:07 <Patashu> for instance, 'of electrocution' does a fixed amount of damage, so no matter what it's on it owns early game
14:30:16 <elliott> "continue walking where you were"
14:30:20 <elliott> instead of searching and selecting again
14:30:34 <Patashu> the most important button in cnrawl
14:31:15 <elliott> ok now how do i make it not shit
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14:31:38 <elliott> i want enchantments and shit
14:31:48 <Patashu> also, it might already have good +s
14:31:52 <Patashu> hit things with it to find out
14:33:25 <Patashu> this is a ?heal wounds moment
14:34:59 <elliott> what is giving me so much pain
14:35:10 <Patashu> may as well do the priest first
14:35:13 <Patashu> since it rips and tears fast
14:35:41 <elliott> christ almighty on a fucking pogo stick
14:36:19 <Patashu> in most roguelikes, you can get healing potions so strong it's always the safe thing to do
14:36:21 <Patashu> crawl's are just weak enough
14:36:22 <elliott> should i add dodging to the mix?
14:36:36 <Patashu> you're wearing a buckler, right?
14:36:42 <elliott> i dont even know what a buckler is
14:36:58 <elliott> armour for your balls or something
14:37:41 <Patashu> did you change your tileset
14:38:20 <elliott> i don't want to be near that giant spore
14:38:37 <Patashu> I actually have no idea how damaging a giant spore explosion is
14:38:53 <Patashu> now you can do whatever you like
14:39:31 <elliott> take that active ballistomycete
14:39:44 <Patashu> btw, I'd like to quantify for you how much berzerk helps your melee
14:39:49 <Patashu> -you go under the effects of haste, so 1.5x as fast
14:39:55 <Patashu> -you get 1.5x whatever your hp was
14:40:12 <elliott> the HP is the main thing for me really
14:40:14 <Patashu> -you do 1d10 extra damage and have 5 extra strength (which adds a tiny bit more damage as well), as though under the effects of might
14:40:15 <elliott> since i have so damn little of it
14:40:23 <Patashu> well, it's the hp AND the haste And the damage
14:40:29 <Patashu> it stretches out what little hp you have soooooo much
14:40:31 <Patashu> as long as you use it right
14:42:34 <elliott> i really don't like how hard those trolls hit
14:42:49 <elliott> going to focus more on fighting to get that HP up
14:43:07 <Patashu> hi second hill giant of the game
14:43:33 <elliott> could lightning help me here
14:43:40 <Patashu> it wouldn't stop the troll from beating on you
14:43:59 <elliott> the only way is closer to the hill giant
14:45:00 <Patashu> and when the regen runs out
14:45:02 <Patashu> zerk or something like that
14:45:08 <elliott> how s hould i back up this way
14:45:26 <Patashu> you could pillar dance around that p on its side
14:46:18 <elliott> ahahahahahahahaahhahaahahahahaha
14:47:30 <Patashu> she's guaranteed to have curare
14:47:33 <Patashu> and likely to have a dagger of distortion
14:47:53 <Patashu> but it will cure the poison
14:48:41 <Patashu> really she's going to keep curaring you for a while
14:48:50 <elliott> i don't have that many ?curing
14:48:59 <Patashu> you don't have to cure it until she stops using it
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14:51:34 <Patashu> curare doesn't make you exhausted anymore?
14:52:22 <Patashu> I don't want you to die either
14:52:29 <Patashu> then we'll see what's the haps
14:52:40 <Patashu> ! is for potions ? is for scrolls, I keep forgetting
14:53:35 <Patashu> sonja pulled ALL the stops
14:53:51 <Patashu> it'll keep you zerk longer
14:55:14 <Patashu> short sword of venom would be pretty good
14:56:53 <Patashu> (that's how it works in this game)
14:57:02 <Patashu> well, it's not corrosion resistant anymore is it
14:57:22 <elliott> any suggested adjustments?
14:57:54 <elliott> btw just out of curiosity, how far into the game would you say I am
14:58:43 <elliott> maybe up armour or shields?
14:58:51 <Patashu> what you're doing right now is fine
14:59:13 <elliott> im really concerned about how much my hp drops when fighting eg trolls though
14:59:31 <Patashu> kobe is the build that screams 'zerk everything because hunger isn't a concern'
14:59:49 <Patashu> you probably account for most cdo deaths
15:02:04 <elliott> when did orcs become so boring
15:03:33 <Patashu> wights don't do much damage
15:03:56 <Patashu> you can't unzerk out of a zerk
15:04:02 <elliott> no, but i can whack the wight
15:04:10 <Patashu> elliott about to die probably
15:04:28 <elliott> it looked worse before with wossname
15:05:10 <elliott> ok i can get past the wight in like one, two turns
15:05:14 <elliott> but phyphor is pretty damn fast
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15:06:13 <elliott> that's not very reassuring
15:06:17 <elliott> monqy: does that plan sound reasonable
15:06:17 <Patashu> and yeah you probably should have started on the wight earlier
15:06:20 <Patashu> sorry, didn't realize how tough the ghost was
15:06:42 <elliott> this is the second time i've died to phyphor today
15:07:15 <monqy> i think it was sswiftness
15:07:18 <monqy> a bit different from haste
15:08:07 <elliott> i blame Patashu for making me get that sabre
15:08:24 <Patashu> elliott's sonja was more fun than usual
15:08:28 <Patashu> she had a wand of draining
15:10:34 <elliott> Patashu: yeah, disto weapon?!?!
15:10:36 <elliott> idont actually know what that means
15:14:18 <Patashu> no, she had venom this game
15:14:23 <Patashu> (it's 50% disto 50% venom I think)
15:14:49 <monqy> nagl sounds like nacl there's just a bit of voicing off
15:14:55 <monqy> plus NaGl looks kind of like NaCl
15:15:07 <monqy> though NaCj looks kind of like NaCl too
15:19:47 <elliott> monqy: are you braodcatste
15:20:19 <Patashu> by the way, ?enchant armour strategy:
15:20:24 <Patashu> always enchant your secondary pieces of armour first
15:20:33 <Patashu> since you're less likely to swap them out for something else
15:20:53 <Patashu> also, I see al ot of pretty useful potions there
15:20:57 <Patashu> if you had known the ghost would be that tough
15:21:12 <Patashu> (hint: if you quaff might and speed, it's like a zerk without the downside of being zerk)
15:21:27 <elliott> i should have just quaffed mutation
15:21:27 <Patashu> you never id'd heal wounds?
15:21:30 <elliott> and turned into a butterfly or something
15:21:49 <elliott> so many crap potions from that tomb
15:21:54 <elliott> and was iding them all at random
15:25:13 <elliott> https://crawl.develz.org/tavern/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=4274 wow this is such al ong topic about words
15:25:30 <elliott> i dont know why im reading it
15:27:17 <monqy> oh no are you reading tavern
15:27:21 <Patashu> when you unwield distortion it's like translocation miscast
15:27:33 <Patashu> it might do up to 43 damage
15:27:36 <Patashu> or banish you to the abyss
15:27:38 <Patashu> or it might do nothing noteworthy
15:27:46 <monqy> it's implemented as a tloc miscast
15:28:02 <monqy> it's implemented as triggering a tloc miscast effect
15:28:47 <elliott> 16:27 <monqy> oh no are you reading tavern
15:28:58 <elliott> Patashu: monqy: it eventually goes on to "lets remove distionrton thing from early game because it hurt and not good"
15:29:04 <elliott> and people going "why not remove sigmund then!!"
15:29:46 <Patashu> people being butthurt about dying in crawl
15:30:30 <elliott> monqy: whats the absolute baddest of ridiculous species/thing/god combo
15:31:20 <monqy> muck and ddak are the most popular
15:31:24 <monqy> mube used to be popular too
15:31:55 <elliott> yeah but even monqy plays muck
15:32:03 <elliott> i want something so stupid and awkward nobody even bothers doing it for laughs
15:32:22 <elliott> (so i can make my crawl goal to win that)
15:33:04 <monqy> there are a lot of things people avoid because they're bad in a boring way
15:33:07 <Patashu> since that's just plain unfun
15:33:13 <Patashu> the problem with a lot of 'bad builds' is
15:33:15 <Patashu> you can reskill out of them
15:33:19 <Patashu> and do what's actually good for the race
15:33:28 <elliott> that's why i included god in the equation
15:33:33 <monqy> like with ddak and muck if you look at them closely there's something beautiful about how bad they are
15:33:43 <elliott> preferably the god should hate all the most practical ways for your kind to survive
15:33:47 <monqy> with, say, teee, it's just "hey you're a teee"
15:34:02 <monqy> elliott: ddak sort of kind of falls into that
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15:34:11 <elliott> (i am allowing conversions)
15:34:34 <Patashu> could you, as a muck, abandon xom
15:34:41 <Patashu> would that improve your chance of winning?
15:34:46 <Patashu> or is he even worse after you abandon him
15:36:01 <elliott> monqy: (this was inspired by someone in that thread mentioning spriggan fighter of cheirbecierbcieroioaercbios as a stupid conduct)
15:36:13 <elliott> (but i don't know how bad that actually is)
15:37:52 <Patashu> assuming you're going a stabby build
15:37:57 <Patashu> since iirc chei doesn't make your stealth checks worse
15:38:25 <elliott> monqy: what about a muck switched to idk one of the annoying righteous gods
15:38:31 <elliott> i guess nothing beats xom really
15:38:37 <Patashu> mummies can't worship the good gods
15:39:22 <elliott> what if you start as something else then polymorph into a mummy post-conversion
15:40:55 <monqy> can't polymorph to undead
15:41:22 <lambdabot> Local time for monqy is Tue Apr 24 08:41:20 2012
15:41:57 <Patashu> you can't polymorph in crawl
15:42:01 <Patashu> but you can cast 'form' spells
15:42:07 <Patashu> if you worship a good god and deliberately cast necromutation
15:42:15 <Patashu> the good god excommunicates you
15:43:01 <elliott> huh? ive seen wands of poylmrohp
15:43:30 <Patashu> if you cast polymorph other on a monster
15:43:38 <Patashu> if a monster casts polymorph other on YOU
15:43:41 <Patashu> you get a 90% bad mutation 10% good mutation
15:43:54 <Patashu> (so if it happens often enough you get all-the-bad-mutations-all-of-them)
15:44:11 <Patashu> (btw potions of mutation are 50%, and cards of helix are 50% or better)
15:44:47 <elliott> sigh i just want a really bad creature with a god that hates it
15:46:19 <HackEgo> Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo.
15:50:56 <Patashu> if you abandon a god or are excommunicated from it
15:51:02 <Patashu> the god brings down his wrath on you every onw and again
16:00:50 <elliott> i might try og next if i get tired of kobe
16:09:05 <Patashu> you should try mibe or hobe
16:09:27 <Patashu> ogre and troll might be good too, haven't tried them
16:10:11 <elliott> ive heard habe might be good as a beginner
16:10:26 <elliott> 17:10 <Henzell> mibe[1/1]: Press aa to win.
16:10:38 <Patashu> you know how I said kobold has -20% max hp?
16:10:53 <elliott> i was thinking about just training fighting like shit all the way through though
16:11:20 <Patashu> fighting doesn't give hp very fast until xl16
16:11:34 <Patashu> (basically, it gives one point per skill level per 8 xls)
16:11:49 <Patashu> going from kobe to mibe or hobe would be just
16:12:35 <elliott> yeaaaah but really i love kobe i just wish it had a bit more hp
16:12:40 <elliott> the solution may be just to level it up harder
16:13:29 <elliott> (a) im externally predisposed to liking kobolds more than minotaurs or hill orcs or what the fuck ever
16:13:45 <elliott> (b) forgot what this was gonna be
16:17:09 <elliott> http://ompldr.org/vZGh4YQ "You will get decimated by elven ambushes and swallowed whole by carp as you struggle just to trade for weak copper weaponry. But that's what life is like for a Kobold."
16:18:20 <elliott> Oh, there we go, http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/2965122/images/1226219247193.gif. (The image in the bay12 forum thread was broken, so I rescued Google's thumbnail.)
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16:32:45 <elliott> one of those doesn't exist
16:32:50 <elliott> the other one i don't really want in the topic logged forever
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16:33:11 <elliott> (there are a bunch of spiders that crawl IRC topics for no apparent reason)
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17:29:16 <yasar> Have you ever tried dd'ing your swap partition and piping it to "strings" lots of interesting things can come up.
17:36:22 <Gregor> I personally like mplayer'ing my HDD.
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18:12:07 <oklopol> my record for consequtive minutes of watching numbthreers is 15 minutes
18:12:14 <oklopol> i'm so gonna break it today
18:15:21 <oklopol> "you can't measure an electron without changing it. therefore, if you observe a bank robberist dudde, he will change his pattern." "wooooooow slow down whatnow you know i got like a c in physics dudde? be gentle with my brain"
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18:24:42 <oklopol> whoops i didn't quite manage two minutes
18:33:20 <qfr> consecutive
18:35:20 <oklopol> also the math dudde needs to work on a 3sat to find where the bank robbersteins attack nexts.
18:35:47 <lambdabot> Phantom_Hoover: You have 3 new messages. '/msg lambdabot @messages' to read them.
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18:42:27 <Gregor> Phantom_Hoover: (lesse if I can remember a decent command) mplayer -demuxer rawvideo -rawvideo w=640:h=480:fps=15:format=rgb24 /dev/sda
18:43:36 <Phantom_Hoover> I remember the mplayer thing, although I didn't try it because I wasn't about to start running commands with /dev/sda in them as root unless my paranoia was assuaged by necessity.
18:44:47 <oklopol> "you know it's considered unsolvable, right?" "well certainly people who've failed to solve it might think that, but we all know, minesweeper consistency is an np pcomplete problem"
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19:09:25 <nortti> Lumpio-: how is your os project?
19:09:54 <Lumpio-> Dead and buried since N years ago?
19:11:10 <nortti> weren't you trying to create a bootloader a few days ago?
19:11:26 <Lumpio-> I just used GRUB with mine.
19:12:27 <fizzie> nortti: pikhq was writing a bootloader the other day.
19:12:31 <Lumpio-> I don't have anything to do with putkaos
19:13:35 <ion> I slept for 17 hours.
19:13:56 <nortti> fizzie: ok. I was probably confusing him to Lumpio- for some reasom
19:14:18 <oklopol> ion: hey i did that a few weeks ago
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19:16:45 <oklopol> i like to work the night between sunday and monday so i occasionally sleep quite a bit afterward
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19:23:03 <pikhq_> The bootloader works, and I've not done more yet.
19:24:33 <nortti> pikhq_: what kind of os are you making?
19:24:57 <pikhq_> I dunno, I was partly doing a bootloader for the sake of it.
19:25:05 <pikhq_> I guess if I do anything it'll be a Forth, though.
19:26:06 <nortti> "...send back to your phone at
19:26:14 <nortti> "...send back to your phone at the speed of ninjas on jetpacks."
19:27:28 <nortti> pikhq_: by forth do you mean kernel coded in forth or a forth system?
19:29:46 <nortti> that would be interesting. Singletasking or multitasking
19:30:11 <pikhq_> Probably single-tasking for simplicity.
19:30:56 <olsner> multitasking isn't that hard though, just swap some stacks :)
19:31:27 <pikhq_> olsner: Yes, but it is strictly more effort. :P
19:32:08 <nortti> or you can also do same as I did and use co-operative multitasking. It isn't that hard as you don't have to worry about locks and re
19:34:18 <nortti> you still have to swap stacĸs though
19:49:07 <ion> A WebGL invitation to Stream (a Finnish demo party). http://byterapers.com/streamnine/invitation.html
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19:58:16 <Gregor> I love how all the results for the google doodle are always about the google doodle, and only secondarily the person it commemorates.
19:58:27 <Gregor> They should make it search for name -google
20:07:30 <coppro> I love that it actually unzips
20:08:01 <oklopol> it's google, obviously it unzips.
20:11:02 <oklopol> why would you have a zipper that doesn't work
20:50:28 <ais523> I keep forgetting which countries exist in this channel and which ones don't
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21:17:56 <nortti> where does olsner live currently
21:25:31 <nortti> what makes you think so?
21:27:43 <olsner> from where was I kidnapped?
21:28:27 <Phantom_Hoover> I don't know, there are lots of places less terrible than Sweden.
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21:44:52 <nortti> " It's the process of taking barren, uninhabitable terrain and re-engineering it to support life. You know, like Detroit, but in reverse."
21:51:37 <Phantom_Hoover> What the shit Google and James Cameron are starting an asteroid mining company FINALLY IT IS THE FUTURE AGAIN
21:53:15 <nortti> "So it turns out the real danger of dressing androgynously is the possibility of your kid growing up to get elected president of the U.S. four times in a row."
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22:10:41 <nortti> http://www.terminally-incoherent.com/blog/2011/03/09/the-paradox-of-choice/
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