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01:10:03 and alcoholics 01:10:04 I thought Finnish people were good drivers. 01:10:23 ion: no any image with such joke is automatically converted to "meanwhile in russia" 01:10:51 i wanted to see pictures of people doing esoteric programming in saunas 01:15:02 kmc: Isn't any kind of programming esoteric if you do it in a sauna? 01:17:26 no 01:25:57 -!- Phantom__Hoover has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 01:38:36 -!- kmc has set topic: (using fingers to indicate triangular shape) SMELL SMELL SMELL GOOD NEW NEW NEW slice drink MATCH SPARKLER (thrown in air) STARS STARS STARS the good news is, /usr/bin/make-loud-noises works. the bad news is, I think I just woke everyone up. | http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/. 01:38:55 -!- kmc has set topic: (using fingers to indicate triangular shape) SMELL SMELL SMELL GOOD NEW NEW NEW slice drink MATCH SPARKLER (thrown in air) STARS STARS STARS | the good news is, /usr/bin/make-loud-noises works. the bad news is, I think I just woke everyone up. | http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/. 01:42:40 I hate this whole "supervillain team-up" thing 01:43:04 the trust and senator kinsey were bad, the goa'uld were bad, therefore kinsey and the trust have become goa'uld 01:43:36 -!- Jafet1 has joined. 01:43:45 the jaffa garrek is bad, the ori are bad, thus garrek becomes a prayer of the ori 01:44:09 it's like they have no free will, no personality, no nothing, they are just "the bad guys" 01:45:24 -!- Jafet has quit (Ping timeout: 248 seconds). 01:45:53 -!- oerjan has quit (Quit: leaving). 01:46:24 I wonder why no replicator has been infected by a goa'uld yet 01:47:34 when they were first introduced I thought they had a lot of potential 01:48:13 but every episode where they appeared basically was "the replicators almost took over the galaxy, but we managed to destroy them all at the last minute" 01:48:40 I mean, you have an enemy whose attribute is that it can replicate and evolve 01:48:51 meaning you can do *anything* with it 01:49:14 well they did try that little "take human form" thingy but once again they blew it really fast 01:49:34 "oh hey look at my sonic disruptor" 01:51:12 hopefully some of them were left on the asgard's galaxy and they can come back in season 9 or 10 01:54:48 apparently it's a thing where you hack a website but only change the content seen by Googlebot 01:55:00 so you game pagerank without the admin finding out 01:55:36 are you talking about programming in saunas, or about replicators? 01:55:48 you haven't seen that? sometimes you see the weirdest shit in the meta tags 01:56:28 Meta Tags Say The Darndest Things 01:56:28 -!- aloril_ has quit (Ping timeout: 246 seconds). 02:00:08 there's no input in MURIEL? :( 02:01:52 oh, ~ works 02:09:36 -!- aloril_ has joined. 02:51:57 -!- TeruFSX has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 02:59:51 -!- ogrom has joined. 03:14:08 wait, it's spelled "prior", not "prayer"?? 03:14:53 prior is spelled prior 03:14:56 prayer is spelled prayer 03:15:01 hth 03:20:55 Not to be confused with prier 03:20:58 -!- Jafet1 has changed nick to Jafet. 03:31:21 oh, thanks, elliott 03:31:25 now I understand 03:49:21 -!- elliott has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 03:49:28 help 03:49:41 I took my computer out of the bag and it was off. 03:51:34 -!- Nisstyre has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 03:53:35 How do I find out why? 03:53:53 -!- Nisstyre has joined. 03:56:40 Anal probes 03:57:20 Yay, PDFs are working in my browsers again. 03:57:24 So not all was lost. 04:00:44 -!- ogrom has quit (Quit: Left). 04:07:53 -!- Jafet1 has joined. 04:10:15 -!- Jafet has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). 04:11:08 -!- Jafet has joined. 04:12:16 -!- Jafet1 has quit (Ping timeout: 256 seconds). 04:17:27 Is Java reflection slow? 04:17:45 Because I'm considering creating closures in order to avoid repeatedly performing reflection 04:24:34 ...that was intended for #clojure 04:25:04 It depends on how fast it turns around and sees itself. 04:26:42 Wait, mosh is written in C/C++? 04:26:45 I thought it was C++ 04:29:58 there are actually some files compiled as C 04:30:00 or... there were 04:30:27 How's Android mosh doing? 04:30:28 -!- oklo has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 04:30:47 -!- oklo has joined. 04:30:56 Hmm, I wonder what's going on with the ConnectBot annoyance I'm encountering. 04:41:54 shachaf: this person who says that grepping for malloc and free is sufficient to security audit C code is scaring me 04:42:05 what 04:42:18 kmc: Silly person. 04:42:22 You have to grep for realloc too 04:42:24 And strdup 04:42:26 And all sorts of things. 04:42:40 also that it's "barely a security hole at all" if a server you log into can attack the machine you logged in from 04:42:58 shachaf: but not alloca because it's automatic, am i right? 04:43:35 kmc: Was this person talking about C or C++? 04:43:47 C++ but they actually included new and delete too 04:44:07 i mean these days nobody has any business logging into any shared server 04:44:15 you should spin up a new VM in the cloud for every program you ever want to run 04:44:53 i mean the idea that an operating system should provide some kind of security or fault isolation or any usable service at all is just laughable 04:45:23 Everyone knows that's the job of the hypervisor. 04:45:27 right 04:45:37 see the OS is insecure because it's a bunch of hairy C code 04:45:43 but the hypervisor, now that's a bunch of hairy C code 04:45:49 so it's probably fine 04:53:37 -!- Jafet1 has joined. 04:55:37 -!- Jafet has quit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds). 04:56:14 -!- Arc_Koen has quit (Quit: Gateship. 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It goes through the gate!). 04:57:26 -!- Jafet1 has changed nick to Jafet. 05:20:38 -!- TeruFSX has joined. 05:47:53 shachaf: I had another idea for devious code 05:48:25 a latex package which does something useful but also exfiltrates your SSH private key through slight adjustments in the positions of letters 05:48:45 Since no one reads TeX code? 05:49:06 Could probably be well-commented as doing that, in fact. 05:49:11 heh 05:49:32 kmc: Did you know Firefox will let a .html file read files in the current directory? 05:49:34 well i think it would be more fun to bury it inside the kind of incomprehensible gibberish one expects to see in a latex package 05:49:38 shachaf: woah, how's that? 05:49:52 I.e. if you $ cd; wget evil.html; firefox evil.html, it can see your SSH key. 05:49:56 I have a proof of concept somewhere. 05:50:02 that's awful 05:50:20 It just lets your XMLHttpRequest() it! 05:50:25 Apparently they don't consider that a bug. 05:50:28 you can also make it open that tab from a website 05:50:38 Yes, but the file needs to be on your disk. 05:50:38 you can do an xhr to a file:// url? 05:50:40 sure 05:50:48 No, just XHR to a relative path. 05:51:05 but it should be pretty easy social engineering of something people wouldn't generally consider dangerous 05:51:18 in fact 05:51:19 hmm 05:51:27 a lot of people set ~ as the default download directory right? 05:51:53 so you could serve this html file as application/octet-stream, it gets downloaded automatically, and then you navigate to it 05:52:00 so i think this actually requires no user interaction :( 05:52:05 http://slbkbs.org/evil.html 05:52:15 let me just download this to my home directory to inspect it 05:52:15 kmc: Hmm... 05:52:53 Things get downloaded to ~/Downloads by default in most browsers, I think. 05:53:17 But I hadn't considered that aspect. 05:53:45 well first dumb question: can you use ../ 05:54:26 No. 05:56:23 ok 05:56:30 but i can at minimum read any file in your downloads directory 05:56:34 just by you clicking a link i construct 05:56:37 If you have autodownload, yes. 05:56:41 But you can't list the directory. 05:56:55 and by knowing the path to your downloads directory, maybe 05:57:09 Can file:/// use ~? 05:57:23 Looks like not. 05:57:56 If you ask the user to upload a file, do you get that file's path on disk? 05:58:07 chrome sends C:\fakepath\something 05:58:13 i don't know about ff 05:58:33 shachaf: did you report this as a bug in firefox? 05:58:49 -!- oklopol has joined. 06:00:16 kmc: I talked to someone who worked at Mozilla about it and he agreed it was a bug, but I don't know if anything came of that. 06:00:20 Well, not a bug. 06:00:26 He agreed it was a security issue. 06:00:32 I think this is pretty well-known, though. 06:01:00 It didn't work in Chrome when I tried. 06:01:26 Maybe I should file a bug. 06:01:41 -!- oklo has quit (Ping timeout: 255 seconds). 06:02:24 -!- rivalslayer has joined. 06:02:29 -!- rivalslayer has left. 06:03:02 i think you should 06:05:27 It's at least documented to work that way; http://kb.mozillazine.org/Security.fileuri.strict_origin_policy "True: Local documents have access to other local documents in the same directory and in subdirectories, but not directory listings. (Default)" 06:06:40 Yes, this is considered pretty well-known and expected behavior in Firefox, as far as I could tell. 06:12:40 sigh 06:13:04 All those "this CD has an index.html which uses resources from the disc" things would perhaps bork if you enforced an even stricter thing. 06:18:12 http://code.google.com/p/chromium/issues/detail?id=40787 -- it's not like Chrome's way is exactly popular either, apparently. 06:30:11 -!- Jafet1 has joined. 06:31:26 HERE'S A FUN GAME: Find a YouTube video on the semi-recent scientific discovery of Neanderthal genes in modern humans, and see how many clicks through related videos it takes to get to something incredibly, intensely racist. 06:31:32 ALL TIME HIGH: 1 06:32:14 -!- Jafet has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 06:34:43 Gregor: I don't have enough alcohol at hand for that. 06:34:58 I know it's not a drinking game, but it's needed. 06:35:51 X-D 06:50:15 i think instead i will watch some youtube videos of trains running down the middle of the street 06:57:06 -!- Frooxius has quit (Ping timeout: 264 seconds). 07:02:45 -!- nooga has joined. 07:02:59 -!- Arc_Koen has joined. 07:41:40 -!- Jafet1 has quit (Ping timeout: 248 seconds). 07:45:37 https://github.com/ekmett/lens/commit/7ec5e55c130093ad3f3428da12f866453d9f8412 07:45:42 ion: See what you made me do! 07:46:29 I think this is the first time I've run into a type problem such that the easiest "legitimate" solution to it is to add unsafeCoerce. 07:46:44 -!- FreeFull has quit. 07:50:49 -!- epicmonkey has joined. 07:51:23 The purpose of this chapter is to expose the student to the use of pointer data types in the C and C++ language. Pointers are the most advanced feature of the C/C++ programming language and serve to set the language apart from other languages. 07:52:04 what are you reading 07:52:15 "i dont even know" 07:52:29 well yes but beyond that 07:53:11 The words you are now reading are the words I am now typing. 07:53:37 whoa 07:55:06 -!- Jafet has joined. 07:56:30 -!- TodPunk has quit (Ping timeout: 264 seconds). 07:56:30 -!- DHeadshot has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 07:58:57 monqy, Fiora asixifour 07:59:39 monqy: https://github.com/ekmett/lens/commit/7ec5e55c130093ad3f3428da12f866453d9f8412 07:59:44 "look what u made me do monqy" 08:00:35 shachaf............................. 08:00:41 no........................................ 08:02:30 -!- epicmonkey has quit (Ping timeout: 264 seconds). 08:30:49 -!- Jafet1 has joined. 08:32:07 -!- Jafet has quit (Ping timeout: 265 seconds). 08:47:21 -!- monqy has quit (Quit: hello). 08:47:24 -!- Bike has quit (Quit: dead). 08:47:54 -!- nooga has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). 08:50:29 -!- monqy has joined. 09:08:05 -!- donmarquis has joined. 09:17:41 Turns out the apartment had cheese and I just didn't know where it was 09:19:15 -!- epicmonkey has joined. 09:20:15 -!- nooga has joined. 09:29:43 -!- nooga has quit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds). 09:42:51 -!- Sgeo_ has joined. 09:43:25 -!- atriq has joined. 09:44:22 -!- Sgeo has quit (Ping timeout: 246 seconds). 09:53:54 Well, I've got a test on hyperbolic trig in about half an hour 09:54:15 You just add 'h' after everything, right? 09:54:29 Pretty much 10:04:18 -!- nooga has joined. 10:07:28 -!- atriq has quit (Quit: Leaving). 10:21:27 -!- donmarquis has quit (Ping timeout: 276 seconds). 10:54:09 -!- Jafet1 has changed nick to Jafet. 11:16:13 -!- Phantom_Hoover has joined. 11:28:59 -!- nooga has quit (Ping timeout: 244 seconds). 11:31:51 -!- atriq has joined. 11:38:55 -!- monqy has quit (Quit: hello). 12:20:21 shachaf: nice 12:22:54 ion: Even better: The comment is wrong. 12:22:59 You can segfault using that code. 12:26:11 :-D 12:26:52 think this sounds about ready for inclusion in the Platform. 12:26:55 I 12:27:25 ion: Look, I suggested EvilBazaar as a *joke* 12:27:35 edwardk was the one to tell me to push it. 12:29:09 You could have called it UnsafeBazaar 12:29:14 Like the Grand Bazaar in Istanbul 12:29:49 "Unsafe" is taken. 12:29:56 We have a function called unsafeEvilOuts now. 12:30:12 Sounds like an exorcism 12:39:25 “Skype™ Version 4.1.0.20 Copyright 2003-2012 Skype and/or Microsoft” and/or 12:40:39 Maybe there was a bit they both made together 12:40:59 ion: So when people say monads are like boxes, what they really mean is that monads are covariant. 12:41:09 Or maybe saying "and" would be wrong and "or" would look stupid 12:41:20 Are comonads variant? 12:41:28 No, comonads are also covariant. 12:43:18 When I say "Monads are like boxes", I generally mean they're pointed 12:43:30 What does that mean? 12:43:54 Has a "return" or "pure" type functions 12:44:01 *-s 12:44:09 Which does what? 12:44:18 The trouble with Pointed is that it doesn't mean that much. 12:45:02 No, it really doesn't 12:45:08 Neither does having a box 12:45:32 I'm like a box, you can put stuff in me 12:46:07 Does that mean I'm a monad? 12:46:08 No 12:53:38 * ion puts stuff into atriq and draws x out of him. 12:53:52 ion, I just ate! 12:54:31 * ion joins atriq who ate atriq who ate x. 13:25:57 Man, a gastroscopy isn't really all that much fun. 13:27:03 good thing you said that, i had one booked next tuesday 13:27:39 It *sounds( fun. 13:27:41 * 13:28:02 is that the thing where they put a camera in your belly? 13:28:07 Yes. 13:28:29 i bet you feel like a right tit now 13:28:38 do you get to keep the tape afterwards? 13:28:44 "why did i ever think this would be enjoyable" 13:28:52 Well, a tube; it's got a camera and some kind of a pincer for taking samples. 13:29:29 And no; I would've gotten stills if there had been anything interesting to look at. 13:29:45 But apparently I've got a boring stomach. 13:30:49 so are you doing anything to liven it up 13:31:17 I don't know, they didn't have any suggestions. 13:32:39 waste of taxpayer money 13:32:46 I think I'll go put some food in it, though; had to keep it empty for the "fun". 13:49:44 -!- ogrom has joined. 14:01:15 I don't know whether the worst thing about #haskell is the newcomers or the regulars. 14:01:19 I just hate everyboddy. 14:01:31 * shachaf = h8r 14:05:15 ∴ h8r = shachaf 14:10:59 Note to self: "install" has an s in it 14:11:27 Huh? 14:11:38 I'm pretty sure none of the three characters in that word are 's' 14:11:50 i 14:11:50 n 14:11:52 14:11:54 Nope, no 's' 14:12:34 :P 14:13:06 What's Hexham like this time of year? 14:13:08 -!- boily has joined. 14:14:30 -!- ais523 has joined. 14:14:37 It's always Hexvember at Hexham. 14:15:32 -!- ais523 has quit (Client Quit). 14:15:37 -!- ais523_ has joined. 14:15:56 -!- ais523_ has changed nick to ais523. 14:17:09 fizzie, that should be hexember 14:18:37 -!- ais523 has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 14:18:52 -!- ais523 has joined. 14:20:11 -!- atriq has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 14:22:29 -!- ais523_ has joined. 14:22:39 -!- ais523 has quit (Disconnected by services). 14:22:41 -!- ais523_ has changed nick to ais523. 14:23:21 Enhance? http://fi3.eu.apcdn.com/full/89448.png 14:24:25 Computer, enhance! 14:29:08 -!- Phantom_Hoover has quit (Ping timeout: 248 seconds). 14:29:41 -!- Phantom_Hoover has joined. 14:37:49 Hey, Stephen Elop is Pole Nehpets backwards. 14:38:31 ^rot13 Stephen Elop 14:38:31 Fgrcura Rybc 14:38:58 which is... 14:39:12 cbyr arucrgf backwards! 14:39:17 Oh no! 14:39:17 ! 14:39:36 ^rot13 cbyr arucrgf 14:39:38 pole nehpets 14:39:42 :O 14:39:42 Phantom_Hoover: but what is it forwards 14:39:44 How!? 14:40:04 Phantom_Hoover: I bet you could get a commutative diagram out of this. 14:40:08 And maybe a couple of PhDs. 14:40:36 should i email my tutor or would he just steal my brilliance 14:41:06 publihs yourslef 14:41:08 on arxiv 14:42:09 Publish yourself, on pamphles distributed from a soggy cardboard box on campus. 14:42:20 (The more prestiguous way.) 14:43:15 Make sure you talk about how your discovery revolutionizes the field. 14:43:21 And also renders Einstein obsolete. 14:43:36 i can be the next wolfram! 14:43:44 There was a well-known (FSVO) Finnish physics crackpot who used to self-publish books and potter around on university campusi. 14:44:09 His book was called (translated title) "Ether vortices". 14:44:19 There was a well-known British author who used to publish books and potter. 14:44:23 *At the same time*, man. 14:46:04 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kauko_Armas_Nieminen oo, notable. 14:46:24 The infobox photo is nice. 14:51:52 i like how neutral that article is 15:02:22 -!- Frooxius has joined. 15:07:32 -!- ais523 has quit (Ping timeout: 244 seconds). 15:11:16 -!- ais523 has joined. 15:32:40 -!- ais523 has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 15:32:46 -!- ais523_ has joined. 15:33:09 -!- ais523_ has changed nick to ais523. 15:55:33 -!- elliott has joined. 15:59:24 -!- ais523 has quit. 16:08:19 http://i.imgur.com/aAY28.png 16:09:42 That's ((TRUE ? "a" : TRUE) ? "b" : "c"), right? 16:09:48 Yep. 16:10:00 Yeah, with automatic coercion of anything into a boolean. 16:11:17 that one is a bit lamely obvious 16:11:17 elliott: You have 1 new message. '/msg lambdabot @messages' to read it. 16:11:23 isn't the only difference a precedence change from C 16:11:27 er 16:11:29 associativity change 16:11:40 elliott: The problem isn’t the associativity change, it’s the lack of a type error. 16:11:40 s/C/all other languages with a ternary operator/, but yes 16:11:51 ion: re message: indeed, that sugar was what I had in mind 16:11:57 but I'd be willing to accept another syntax until -XIdiomBrackets is a thing :P 16:12:09 and you wouldn't get that type error in C anyway 16:12:22 "a" ? "b" : "c" works fine in C, I'm sure 16:12:51 ion, should've done that hex parsing one 16:13:03 where 0x0 +2 equals 4 16:13:59 ("a" ? 1 : "c") is likely to give you a warning, though. 16:14:54 Yeah, C is the shining example of a great type system, no need to compare to anything other. 16:15:38 Random trivia for today: R7RS (draft) Scheme has six (6) different {quotient,remainder} function pairs. That should shut up the people complaining that R5RS's {quotient,remainder,modulo} triplet lacks the version of quotient corresponding to 'modulo'. 16:15:40 well complaining that PHP is no stronger-typed than C, Java (I think? not sure how it behaves here), JavaScript, Ruby, Python, and a trillion other languages seems a weaker argument than associativity... nobody is expecting PHP to be Haskell :P 16:15:50 Java is stricter. 16:16:38 You don't get a default "!= 0" for numbers or "!= null" for reference types; bools need to be actual bools. 16:19:53 (The six types are {ceiling,floor,truncate,round,euclidean,centered}{/,-quotient,-remainder}.) 16:19:58 -!- Arc_Koen has quit (Quit: Arc_Koen). 16:20:36 -!- carado has joined. 16:20:41 http://ideone.com/zYaya4 16:33:40 -!- nooga has joined. 16:37:03 In PHP 5.2.11 that evaluates to true, in PHP 5.3.8 it evaluates to false and in PHP 5.4.8 it evaluates to true. So… == takes whether the version’s minor number is even into account? 16:42:34 The guy testing with 5.3.8 made a mistake. PHP is still absurd, but it’s consistent. :-P 16:49:12 -!- atriq has joined. 17:09:40 ugh #haskell 17:10:04 elliott, plot twist: Marr is DMM 17:10:27 plot twist: pile-on 10-channel conflicting explanations help nobody 17:10:40 Saw that one coming a mile off 17:10:44 shouldn't have contributed to it by saying anything 17:10:48 i suck 17:16:26 -!- Bike has joined. 17:17:45 kmc: dispatches from #haskell: Sooo about that " Halting Problem"...when you think about it, it really is possible to create a program that detects infinite loops you just have to define what infinite is, right? 17:19:14 That's strictly speaking true, but also completely useless 17:23:44 -!- ais523 has joined. 17:36:08 -!- FreeFull has joined. 17:36:29 -!- lifthrasiir has quit (Ping timeout: 255 seconds). 17:36:46 -!- lifthrasiir has joined. 17:38:42 Marr as in that idiot who was on B some time ago? 17:38:49 (Or was it Agora?) 17:46:35 B? 17:47:06 dead online nomic game 17:49:40 -!- epicmonkey has quit (Ping timeout: 248 seconds). 17:51:42 -!- atriq has quit (Quit: Leaving). 17:52:14 M P Darke, in B 17:53:02 tocatta and fugue in B 18:01:20 -!- atriq has joined. 18:09:27 so uh, atriq, elliott said he'd be interested in starting a succession game 18:09:42 Another one? But it's late winter! 18:09:53 Talk to me, I'll read it when I get back 18:11:43 idk, he said he'd be up for it 18:12:41 it'd be fun to not use danger rooms, i think 18:13:46 marksdorfs actually train at archery ranges in the new version, combine that with ballistas and intelligent trap placement and i think you could have a good passive defence 18:15:38 -!- Phantom__Hoover has joined. 18:15:56 Phantom_Hoover: but if we don't have soldiers how will we invade hell 18:18:42 -!- Phantom_Hoover has quit (Ping timeout: 264 seconds). 18:19:08 -!- Phantom___Hoover has joined. 18:19:46 -!- Phantom__Hoover has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 18:19:59 why am i dropping all the goddamn time 18:31:08 elliott, we shall flood it! 18:31:14 With cats! 18:32:30 “// in case /dev/urandom is reusing entropy from its pool, let's add a bit more entropy” *adds more entropy for crypto with a Mersenne twister* “$entropy .= uniqid(mt_rand(), true);” http://toys.lerdorf.com/archives/55-Writing-an-OAuth-Provider-Service.html (Rasmus Lerdorf, the creator of PHP) 18:35:36 Anyway, elliott, Phantom___Hoover, I'm game 18:36:57 -!- Phantom___Hoover has quit (Read error: Operation timed out). 18:38:40 -!- Phantom___Hoover has joined. 18:43:50 For encryption and related stuff 18:43:56 Never, ever, use /dev/urandom 18:44:23 freefull: It’s okay if you add entropy on top of it with a PRNG. 18:45:02 ISTR it is actually fine to use /dev/urandom in many cryptographic scenarios. 18:45:19 which is to say someone who sounded credible said that once on LWN and I read it 18:45:40 received wisdom being wrong is cool so I am obligated to believe it 18:48:23 haha 18:48:37 FreeFull: the urandom(4) man page says "As a general rule, /dev/urandom should be used for everything except long-lived GPG/SSL/SSH keys." 18:49:05 bam I was right!!! 18:49:07 take that received wisdom 18:49:14 go cry with received punctuation 18:50:17 there are a lot of cryptographic uses of randomness besides long-lived public/private key pairs 18:53:32 -!- epicmonkey has joined. 19:04:53 elliott, go start/continue/whatever the succession fort! 19:06:42 you 19:06:45 don't want me to start it 19:06:48 ask Phantom___Hoover about forts I start 19:06:57 uh 19:07:03 what happens to forts you start 19:07:04 Ask atriq about always being ready for a challenge 19:07:15 In fact, I will 19:07:28 @ask atriq What about always being ready for a challenge? 19:07:28 You can tell yourself! 19:07:32 well 19:07:35 So I can! 19:07:36 i could start it but 19:07:39 i haven't played df in many months 19:07:42 and it might not even survive a year 19:08:33 Then it will be the BEST SUCCESSION FORT EVERY 19:08:36 *-Y 19:08:46 i 19:08:47 Phantom___Hoover 19:08:48 what do you think 19:09:15 -!- Phantom__Hoover has joined. 19:09:21 this fucking connection 19:09:26 yes go for it 19:09:40 the more horrifying the better 19:10:25 alright but 19:10:28 you know not what you ask for 19:10:30 um 19:10:32 can i start it a bit later 19:10:34 like not right now 19:10:43 fine 19:11:30 -!- Phantom___Hoover has quit (Ping timeout: 264 seconds). 19:45:11 sigh, things that are not the same: 360° range servo, continuous rotation servo 19:45:20 also: 90° range, "90 degrees of freedom" 19:46:34 Wow, 90 degrees of freedom. 19:47:38 i know, right? 19:48:23 I suppose it's some kind of a really complicated and redundant arm thing. 19:49:53 maybe an octopus arm 19:50:26 octopuses don't have proprioception of their arms because they have too many degrees of freedom 19:50:38 instead the octopus just kind of gives high level instructions to the arms 19:50:43 and then can use its eyes to see what the arms do 19:51:24 infinite degrees of freedom, according to some random paper 19:51:58 kmc: that sounds cool 19:52:00 I wish I was an octopus 19:52:20 You can be, with the magic of technology! 19:52:30 infinite degrees? that doesn't make sense, I think 19:53:10 it's 'cos of muscular hydrostats, I guess 20:03:18 sure, anything with a finite number of particles can't have infinite degrees of positional freedom 20:03:32 it's an approximation i guess 20:03:47 like saying a rope has infinite degrees 20:17:01 -!- epicmonkey has quit (Ping timeout: 244 seconds). 20:22:48 -!- augur has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 20:23:13 -!- augur has joined. 20:27:21 -!- augur has quit (Ping timeout: 244 seconds). 20:41:51 -!- oerjan has joined. 20:58:32 -!- nooga has quit (Ping timeout: 255 seconds). 20:58:58 -!- carado has quit (Ping timeout: 246 seconds). 21:01:40 -!- carado has joined. 21:03:46 I think this is the first time I've run into a type problem such that the easiest "legitimate" solution to it is to add unsafeCoerce. 21:04:05 elliott: did you ever upload your type-threaded version of Data.Sequence? 21:04:17 that seems relevant 21:05:58 it turned out to already exist but slightly different iir 21:05:58 c 21:06:14 the unsafeCoerce in reflection also comes to mind, but "legitimate" is not a word i would use for that... 21:06:18 ah. 21:06:48 oerjan: hey, you're illegitimate! 21:06:59 :'( 21:07:14 well by some ancient definitions... 21:07:27 (i was born about a month after my parents married) 21:08:37 I was probably born a considerable time after your parents married 21:09:19 atriq: and divorced, for that matter 21:11:33 Heh 21:14:33 elliott: cannot find it on hackage, anyway 21:14:52 thrist 21:14:53 iirc 21:15:10 ...i know about thrist. i don't consider that the same at all. 21:16:49 iirc it was basically identical when i compared things 21:17:34 well the part i considered interesting was how you combined thrist with Data.Sequence by simply using unsafeCoerce instead of redefining Seq 21:17:46 wait, I didn't redefine Seq? 21:17:59 oh hmm I didn't did I 21:18:01 not internally, no 21:18:02 well maybe I can find the code 21:20:22 shachaf: what was your problem? 21:20:41 the reason i don't consider the unsafeCoerce in reflection legitimate is that it's using accidents of similar representation, not just the guaranteed properties of unsafeCoerce 21:20:51 *"legitimate" 21:21:07 -!- monqy has joined. 21:21:08 -!- DHeadshot has joined. 21:21:12 yeah i know 21:21:14 but still 21:21:17 monqy: hey waht's up 21:21:31 hey 21:21:31 monqy: You have 6 new messages. '/msg lambdabot @messages' to read them. 21:21:35 8) 21:21:41 i 21:21:41 monqy: You have 7 new messages. '/msg lambdabot @messages' to read them. 21:21:46 i sent lambdabot a @messages 21:21:46 monqy: You have 8 new messages. '/msg lambdabot @messages' to read them. 21:21:51 elliott this is cheating 21:21:51 monqy: You have 9 new messages. '/msg lambdabot @messages' to read them. 21:21:58 8 - ) 21:22:30 `addquote Turns out the apartment had cheese and I just didn't know where it was 21:22:41 868) Turns out the apartment had cheese and I just didn't know where it was 21:22:45 oerjan: what a coincidence 21:22:46 `quote 21:22:48 `quote 21:22:49 `quote 21:22:51 `quote 21:22:51 60) if a girl is that cute, i don't care how many penises she has 21:22:52 `quote 21:22:55 100) if you claim that the universe is more than 3D the burden of proof is on you to produce a klien bottle that doesn't self intersect ^ I learned that trick from atheists 21:22:57 elliott: hm? 21:23:01 854) t y also i didn't say t\ny on purpose, i just accidentally hit the keyboard with my head 21:23:01 oerjan: nothing 21:23:16 435) That offers me some social standing, feudal system wise 21:23:17 174) HOT SEXY SEX BITS 21:23:29 elliott: 174 and 435 are both pretty bad 21:23:42 174 is good 21:23:45 Hot sexy sex bits offer me some social standing, feudal system wise 21:24:46 has the many-nicked one been seen lately 21:24:48 ais523: 174 is undeletable, sorry 21:24:49 kmc: Problem? 21:24:51 (soupdragon etc.) 21:24:54 oerjan: no 21:25:14 elliott: what makes it undeletable? 21:25:18 i 21:25:21 ooh, are we doing the five quotes thing again! 21:25:21 don't know how to explain it to you 21:25:22 monqy: you try 21:25:29 i cant 21:25:31 its undeletable 21:25:33 `delquote 435 21:25:37 Noooo! 21:25:37 ​*poof* That offers me some social standing, feudal system wise 21:25:39 My legacy! 21:25:41 i woul dhave done 854 btw 21:25:50 There is in fact context for me saying HOT SEXY SEXY BITS 21:25:50 elliott: I was mixed on 854 21:25:57 Sgeo_: but that's not what you said 21:26:16 `quote 21:26:16 `quote 21:26:17 `quote 21:26:17 `quote 21:26:17 `quote 21:26:23 erm, also context for me saying HOT SEXY SEX BITS 21:26:31 575) Let us discuss the correct procedure for converting LP -> FLAC The correct procedure is: you put the LP into a flatbed scanner, scan it as a Windows .bmp file, and then rename that file to .flac. 21:27:05 131) incest is best 21:27:06 841) i think in general it's against nature for an animal to be a boat 21:27:08 It would be amazing if 575 worked 21:27:11 398) as i was filled with zzo38 mystery at the moment i saw quintopia: I am at Canada. 21:27:13 145) You people. You people are so stupid. I'm making a SOCIOLOGICAL statement here. 21:27:18 131??? ???????? ????? 21:27:30 monqy: it rhymes 21:27:34 elliott: can we delete 131 because cheater is banned? 21:27:41 yes 21:27:42 `delquote 131 21:27:45 we can delete it because it's a bad quote, too 21:27:46 ​*poof* incest is best 21:27:49 indeed 21:28:00 I was going to argue for deleting it for that reason instead if I couldn't delete it for the first arugment 21:28:06 we can only delete it once though, so which reason got it deleted? 21:28:07 also, 398 is awesome 21:28:16 Agreed 21:28:47 it confuses me on at least two levels 21:29:10 also, the quote in the topic, did it actually happen? because it should probably be addquoted in that case 21:29:13 unless it is already 21:29:16 `quote make-loud-noises 21:29:20 No output. 21:29:34 Do flatbed scanners have enough resolution to see sufficient detail that a program would be able to determine the sounds? 21:29:58 Sgeo_: sort of 21:30:08 I can believe flatbed scanners with enough resolution exist 21:30:10 http://www.phys.huji.ac.il/~springer/DigitalNeedle/ 21:30:14 I don't think typical consumer ones could do it, though 21:30:20 wh 21:30:25 are you scanning records or something 21:30:30 `quote 575 21:30:34 575) Come to think of it, I've praised you a little too effusively. I'm not *that* pleased. If you'll permit me to compensate slightly... elliott: fuck you. There. Perfect. Carry on. 21:30:37 err 21:30:40 `quote 574 21:30:43 574) Let us discuss the correct procedure for converting LP -> FLAC The correct procedure is: you put the LP into a flatbed scanner, scan it as a Windows .bmp file, and then rename that file to .flac. 21:31:37 `quote 21:31:38 `quote 21:31:38 `quote 21:31:38 `quote 21:31:38 `quote 21:31:44 i keep worrying something dumb i've said will come up 21:31:51 there has to be something dumb i've said in the qdb 21:31:52 739) Stupid W|A doesn't even understand "Vatican papal density". (As far as countries go, they've got a quite high one.) 21:32:13 I remember that! 21:32:18 454) Game theory is not a perfect tool for analyzing video games. Nash failed to create a "video game theory" 21:32:21 661) * oerjan concludes that unsafeCoerce has no effect on strictness 21:32:23 Today I was trying to differentiate x^x 21:32:24 52) I like Country music, Contemporary Christian, Alt. Rock, Folk, etc. 21:32:28 179) fizzie: 50kB is quite a lot 21:32:35 52 21:33:53 52, 179 21:34:08 179 is only funny because 50kB is really small, right? 21:34:15 Yes 21:34:28 also, 661 isn't very funny either 21:34:30 But I wouldn't like to copy 50kB by hand 21:34:30 problem with 179 is it could be in a context where that statement is reasonable 21:34:35 rather than the unreasonable context it was actually in 21:34:45 52 is just bad though 21:34:55 i think 52 is there as mockery 21:35:00 `delquote 52 21:35:04 ​*poof* I like Country music, Contemporary Christian, Alt. Rock, Folk, etc. 21:35:06 `quote 21:35:06 `quote 21:35:07 `quote 21:35:07 `quote 21:35:07 `quote 21:35:11 also it's by someone I've never heard of so I can't laugh at them 21:35:26 391) oerjan: can you delete that and the meta turing completeness page thanks elliott: IN UNIVERSO ALTERNATIVO, OERJAN PAGINAS DELET 21:35:30 you can laugh at anyone if you try hard enough 21:35:50 391 is only funny because of the meme 21:35:53 and it's not that great a meme 21:35:55 401) oerjan, little do you realise that everything you say and do is part of that great monad tutorial we call life. 21:35:57 284) elliott: parents who put just "Chris" on a birth certificate are... like parents who put just "Bob" on a birth certificate. 21:35:57 i like 391 21:36:01 532) The fact that the elves will be happy with this will hopefully be counteracted by the fact that I plan to drop them into the magma cistern. 21:36:02 and 401 21:36:04 51) I think hamsters cannot be inert. 21:36:04 and 284 21:36:06 and 532 21:36:07 it's a little bit funny because of the latin I think 21:36:08 and 51 21:36:18 maybe one of them is worse than the others though 21:36:27 I like the last four 21:36:37 monqy: any opinions 21:36:41 ais523: in the beginning the `quote database was shared with another forum, which i don't recall the name of. the quotes from there seem to be gradually exterminated. 21:36:51 oerjan: yes because they aren't actually any good, mostly 21:36:53 elliott: probably there are worse quotes that are better to delete 21:36:58 `quote 1 21:37:03 1) I used computational linguistics to kill her. 21:37:03 we can leave them all if we like 21:37:09 olsner: I knew that one off by heart :) 21:37:11 wasn't it sine or something 21:37:13 `quote 21:37:13 `quote 21:37:13 `quote 21:37:13 `quote 21:37:14 `quote 21:37:27 566) elliott: GHC bug? Come on, it's the parentheses. The more parentheses you add, the closer it is to LISP, and therefore the more dynamically-typed. 21:37:51 ais523: it's not just that meme, but also the meme of elliott pretending i'm a wiki admin. 21:37:57 292) elliott: I doubt water memory can last for even one second in a gravitational field (or even outside of a gravitational field), but other people think they can make water memory with telephones. 21:38:05 619) I think the worst part of growing up is that it isn't retroactive. 21:38:05 450) itidus20: i saw a dancing cgi skeleton named malaria. i danced and played with him. 21:38:05 47) GregorR: are you talking about ehird's virginity or your soda beer? 21:38:06 imo 566 21:38:15 oerjan: I thought you were a wiki admin 21:38:29 apparently it has spread to ais523 21:38:42 i thought you were an admin too 21:38:44 elliott: shall we make oerjan an admin to help reduce confusion? 21:38:51 what's up with 47 21:38:55 47 is great 21:39:02 ais523: i think oerjan would not like that 21:39:07 monqy: it's a long story 21:39:23 292 is particularly good 21:39:25 has the oklo ever made a bad quote? 21:39:38 566: worse quote or worst quote? 21:39:40 I'd say 566 is the only one there I'd be willing to delete 21:39:46 but it's still above average 21:39:47 ==ais523 21:40:03 `quote 523 21:40:07 523) I think Perl is a programming language too. [...] 21:40:12 oklofok: i think you owe me 50 pounds by the way 21:40:14 `quote 21:40:15 `quote 21:40:15 `quote 21:40:15 `quote 21:40:15 `quote 21:40:21 elliott: which bet was that? 21:40:24 ais523: and then we all change name to bruce? 21:40:26 elliott: is this a long story too 21:40:28 monqy: yeah 21:40:30 71) Warrigal is the Harlem Globe Frotter 21:40:31 `delquote 566 21:40:36 i like 566 21:40:47 which one is 566 21:40:49 `quote 566 21:40:51 ​*poof* elliott: GHC bug? Come on, it's the parentheses. The more parentheses you add, the closer it is to LISP, and therefore the more dynamically-typed. 21:40:57 `revert 21:41:00 202) I have plans to make the computer and one day I will do it!! (I have access to barter some people might help with these things) It is many difference from other computer. 21:41:01 566) elliott: GHC bug? Come on, it's the parentheses. The more parentheses you add, the closer it is to LISP, and therefore the more dynamically-typed. 21:41:01 RIP 566 not being there 21:41:08 Done. 21:41:12 wait what? 21:41:13 rip (rip 566) 21:41:20 737) has there been any work towards designing programming languages specifically for stoned people 21:41:21 516) ais523, how can TAEB take too long? It is turn based. As long as it isn't taking like several minutes per move it is acceptable! Vorpal: it gets boring waiting for it 21:41:21 752) elliott: the new fnord elliott: what is the point? nothing changed. 21:41:21 ais523: hackego is non-linear 21:41:22 there's some weird race conditions going on /there/ 21:41:25 I know 21:41:31 it makes sense if you know how it works 21:41:39 752 is a masterpiece 21:41:43 this means we can't be sure on what numbers those quotes have 21:41:48 71 sucks 21:41:55 202 is good 21:41:56 the other two I am apathetic about 21:41:57 737 is bad, 516 sucks, 71 sucks 21:42:04 ais523: plus how do we really know anything, man 21:42:08 `delquote 71 21:42:10 202 is below-average for zzo38 quotes but still quite good 21:42:12 ​*poof* Warrigal is the Harlem Globe Frotter 21:42:13 yeah, agree on 71 21:42:15 `quote 21:42:15 `quote 21:42:15 `quote 21:42:15 `quote 21:42:16 `quote 21:42:32 254) * yorick has quit (K-Lined) 21:42:37 We're going to run out of Sine quotes 21:42:47 well 1 will never be deleted 21:42:48 because it's 1 21:42:53 shachaf: don't delete it just to contradict me 21:42:59 `quote 2 21:43:06 what's with 254 21:43:12 2) EgoBot just opened a chat session with me to say "bork bork bork" 21:43:17 278) I also do not like that it should be disallow just because of too weird. They haveto make up more name so that not everyone has the same name!!! 21:43:18 2 is good 21:43:19 808) you are like the linux torvalds of quiz engines 21:43:23 i can relate to 2 21:43:23 713) Benchmarks are only a good measure of surprise 21:43:23 488) well, you have bested me itidus20: Yes. 21:43:37 elliott: I'd say 278 21:43:37 488 is also a masterpiece 21:43:42 elliott: can we delete 566 21:43:44 i'd say 254 21:43:46 what value does it have 21:43:50 oh, missed 254 21:43:53 yeah, 254 21:43:56 tswett, is Sine down? 21:43:58 `delquote 254 21:44:02 ​*poof* * yorick has quit (K-Lined) 21:44:04 487 is definitely a masterpiece 21:44:08 it's so much better than 278 21:44:14 `quote 21:44:15 `quote 21:44:15 `quote 21:44:16 `quote 21:44:16 `quote 21:44:28 808 and 713 are good too 21:44:28 550) We have no leather. Time to use that most venerable of resources, the puppy. 21:44:35 What's 487 21:44:41 `quote 587 21:44:42 550 is crap 21:44:45 Sgeo_: 488 after a quote gets deleted before it 21:44:45 `quote 487 21:44:49 yep, 550 is bad 21:44:51 don't let elliott say otherwise, he added it 21:44:52 587) Guys no don't fly a Jem Hadar ship into Cardassian space to shoot things I played that mission in FreeSpace and it never works. 21:44:59 tsop quoting stuff while we're doing `quotes 21:45:02 it's rly confusing 21:45:05 326) Scotland turns from red and yellow to A DIFFERENT SHADE OF YELLOW 21:45:16 580) It's like Pygmalion and Galatea but more weeaboo. Also lesbian. 21:45:16 149) Why do you use random acronyms you know we don't know the expansions of? alise: TLAAW 21:45:20 641) elliott: young john soon afterward receives as a visitor a fnord spaniard, fnord de moncada, who has escaped from fnord fnord dissolved in the absolute. 21:45:29 487) well, you have bested me itidus20: Yes. 21:45:30 why are like 3 of those mine 21:45:31 fungot: join in "plz" 21:45:32 shachaf: only format allowed to make money 21:45:36 fungot: hi 21:45:37 shachaf: if your string is utf8, you might find it easier to implement 21:45:43 goood point fungot 21:45:44 shachaf: so numedia cyclops didn't participate? you can do that to the docs. 21:45:51 fungot 21:45:51 shachaf: what does it do with the difficulty of analyzing arbitrary code execution in the interim, if i can 21:45:54 fungot 21:45:54 fungot 21:45:54 fungot 21:45:55 fungot 21:45:55 fungot 21:46:01 hlep 21:46:23 `quote 21:46:23 `quote 21:46:23 `quote 21:46:24 `quote 21:46:24 `quote 21:46:39 104) like, just like I'd mark "Bob knob hobs deathly poop violation EXCREMENT unto;" as English alise: that's great filler ais523: well it contains all the important words in the english language... 21:46:49 104 is the best quote in the QDB, no exceptions 21:47:09 353) You make a fist, shake it at the sky, and shout "why, GNU, why?!" -- that is the standard reportig practice. 21:47:14 394) as i was filled with zzo38 mystery at the moment i saw quintopia: I am at Canada. 21:47:15 697) (I vehemently oppose the SNP because they want closer ties with Sweden.) 21:47:16 563) Can you build the ... why wouldn't you be able to, just and all the computables 21:47:30 563 21:47:37 `addquote fungot fungot fungot fungot fungot hlep 21:47:39 olsner: i read through the fnord service, you automatically grant to us a worldwide, fnord, lispme objects 21:47:41 563 is pretty good but maybe it's the worst one there 21:47:42 864) fungot fungot fungot fungot fungot hlep 21:47:47 i change my mind, 864 21:47:47 imo 684 21:47:48 `delquote 864 21:47:53 ​*poof* fungot fungot fungot fungot fungot hlep 21:47:54 `quote 21:47:54 `quote 21:47:54 `quote 21:47:54 `quote 21:47:55 `quote 21:48:00 short-lived quote... oh well 21:48:08 yeah that was a really bad quote 21:48:09 163) catseye: Please wake up. Not recorded for this timezone. The big spider is not your dream 21:48:19 <3 163 21:48:28 ELLIOTT. 21:48:32 stop saying thingsngs 21:48:36 before we see all 5 21:48:47 337) sgeo do you actually know what sex looks like i am just checking here I think so 21:48:47 "don't bias the jury" 21:48:51 664) Do you want me to live dangerously and just stick it in the bot without testing it? fizzie: Yes. There is pretty much no way it won't be amazing. 21:48:52 598) "Unlike other operating systems, Linux operating systems use Linux" 21:48:53 77) bi is like sqrt(2)/2 * straight + i * sqrt(2)/2 * gay 21:48:56 shachaf: you're taking this way too seriously 21:49:09 77 is not very good 21:49:16 yes 21:49:18 because it isn't a joke 21:49:22 I was looking there for one 21:49:23 but there isn't one 21:49:27 well, there are good non-jokes in the qdb too 21:49:28 `delquote 77 21:49:33 ​*poof* bi is like sqrt(2)/2 * straight + i * sqrt(2)/2 * gay 21:49:34 `quote joke 21:49:37 259) actually the first joke i thought elliott was making was that he's so small masturbation is gay pedophilia \ 298) that one doesn't make a lot of sense outside context. Unless it is supposed to be a rather lame joke about STD as in HIV, and so on // HELLO WELCOME TO QUOTE DATABASES 101 21:49:41 elliott: yes but that would only be good if it were a joke 21:49:44 `quote 21:49:44 `quote 21:49:45 `quote 21:49:45 `quote 21:49:45 `quote 21:49:52 i don't remember 259 21:49:59 483) it's the pain of the gaps argument no matter how good your robot is at feeling pain it's never close enough 21:50:35 550) according to physics and maths can we theoretically have a box with infinite cookies inside? 21:50:36 158) comex: what? *vorpal comex: hi, tab-complete completed c to comex instead of Vorpal, dunno why 21:50:38 730) ioihgfdddf 21:50:41 821) You can't quote me. 21:50:52 > 730 + 821 21:50:54 1551 21:50:56 imo 1551 21:50:56 `delquote 730 21:51:01 ​*poof* ioihgfdddf 21:51:06 `quote 21:51:06 `quote 21:51:07 `quote 21:51:07 `quote 21:51:07 `quote 21:51:08 730 was awful 21:51:17 12) GregorR-L: i bet only you can prevent forest fires. basically, you know. 21:51:51 come on HackEgo 21:51:52 175) well i just ate some stuff and watched family guy and i own a piano and i'm not wearing socks 21:52:02 208) vorpal: a lot of people in AK fly quintopia, well getting a pilot cert is a lot more complex than a driving license :P being an AK resident is a lot more complex than a driver's license too 21:52:14 OK, all good so far 21:52:15 766) aim hecker (n): when ur dronk and u pee so bad all over the toilet that ppl make fun of u (corruption of "aim heckler") 21:52:16 653) the parser would be even simpler if I didn't try to do type inference in it 21:52:25 653 was meant seriously, at least 21:52:40 766 I don't get 21:52:51 766 is there to mock some guy who came in the channel for one day 21:52:59 and talked about how php was good 21:53:08 so we spent the whole day making fun of them 21:53:11 "that's the story of aim hecking" 21:53:36 OK, the context is interesting 21:53:40 (they had this website with an "AIM Hecker" which I think was meant to be "AOL Instant Messenger Hacker") 21:53:43 (but instead it was "AIM Hecker") 21:53:50 (is the joke dead yet) 21:53:51 elliott: ur aim is hecked 21:54:02 and the fact that you are still talking about whats his face is proof that he wins 21:54:05 according to him 21:54:07 'wins' 21:54:22 kmc: i hope i'm still talking about it in 10 years 21:54:28 was there ever any doubt he won 21:54:29 yes 21:54:33 653 isn't that good probably 21:54:34 winners don't use php 21:54:35 208 also 21:54:39 elliott: btw help did you see what edwardk did in lens 21:54:42 "my fault" 21:55:10 -!- atriq has quit (Quit: Leaving). 21:55:10 elliott: This is complicated enough that I can't tell whether it's valid or not. 21:55:21 By "valid" I mean "doesn't let the user write an invalid instance which segfaults". 21:55:23 shachaf: problem = the one legitimately solved by unsafeCoerce 21:56:08 kmc: https://github.com/ekmett/lens/commit/7ec5e55c130093ad3f3428da12f866453d9f8412 21:56:23 We need something which is suitably lazy and polymorphic. 21:56:39 `quote 21:56:39 `quote 21:56:40 `quote 21:56:40 `quote 21:56:40 `quote 21:56:41 Such that you can use it both as a traversal and as a fold. 21:56:55 34) anyway, torture would be fun to experience, true should put that on my todo list 21:56:56 edwardk has since renamed EvilBazaar to BazaarT 21:57:23 320) when I command it to do couple useful operations it instead mutilates my cock. 21:57:26 618) That was me being *nice*. I could have made the request by word of mouth to my My Little Pony toys and it would count. 21:57:30 256) zzo38: you missed the point. the point was way stupider than that. 21:57:33 857) Can you vote for just the green party or rainbow party instead of both? nope, it is the same party That is the problem with political parties. 21:57:44 `delquote 320 21:57:49 ​*poof* when I command it to do couple useful operations it instead mutilates my cock. 21:59:41 ooh 21:59:49 farscape gets a new theme tune for season 3 22:02:55 -!- ogrom has quit (Ping timeout: 255 seconds). 22:16:03 `quote 22:16:03 `quote 22:16:03 `quote 22:16:03 `quote 22:16:04 `quote 22:16:19 187) * pikhq sticks several thousand kg m^2/A s^3 through elliot pikhq: I'm underage! 22:16:48 19) there is plenty of room to have two heads 22:16:49 726) elliott: Anyway, if you wrote a Haskell book, I would read it and possibly provide classical criticism. That is to say, non-constructive. 22:16:56 724) the possession of diamonds by the bourgeois is more about establishing their bourgeoisness more than wanting a malleable metal oops i forgot i said diamonds instead of gold 22:16:57 192) oerjan: What, can girls aim their penises better? 22:17:14 imo 726? not that great 22:19:45 oh iti 22:20:04 'oops i forgot i am wrong about everything' 22:20:32 i'll let monqy decide b/c im lazy 22:20:38 well 22:20:42 724 is classic 22:20:52 726 is classical 22:20:53 19 can't be deleted for historic reasons 22:20:56 `delquote 187 22:20:56 so it should be deleted 22:20:56 RIP 22:21:00 ​*poof* * pikhq sticks several thousand kg m^2/A s^3 through elliot pikhq: I'm underage! 22:21:05 `quote 22:21:05 `quote 22:21:06 `quote 22:21:06 `quote 22:21:06 `quote 22:21:20 424) god created the natural numbers, the rationals were done by man and the work was finally completed (topologically) by satan himself 22:21:30 -!- nortti has quit (Ping timeout: 265 seconds). 22:21:48 424 is good 22:21:56 32) i can get an erection out of a plank, you can quote me on that. 22:22:02 776) * elliott is back not for killing purposes but here to kill people. 22:22:03 745) to think that i could accidently catch the bus with the person who wrote "###b#ott#les#of#b#eer o#n t#he #w#all#, ###lovely ###[[Esme]]ralda ###o#n ###t#h#e #b#ee#r..." 22:22:07 615) http://i.imgur.com/dosYw.png WELCOME TO FUCKING STEELROMANCED 22:22:34 now it's monqy's turn 22:22:37 615's just baffling if you don't know a fair bit of DF's format 22:22:41 i wish 776 gave knowledge of its context to anyone who read it 22:23:00 context: "elliott = bad person?" 22:23:05 `quote 22:23:08 840) the other day I bought a recycling can from amazon it came in a cardboard box i took the can out of the box, broke down the box, and put it in the can it was amazing 22:23:10 -!- nortti has joined. 22:23:17 ∴ bad person = elliott 22:23:28 yeah that was the best 22:23:32 ion: Don't you know how quotes work? 22:23:42 You can't shuffle things around if they're inside quotes. 22:23:51 "invincibility to the press" 22:24:09 shachaf: “a is equal to b” implies “b is equal to a”! 22:24:16 shachaf: yes but you can cut them off 22:24:28 ion: I don't know what those funny “” things are. 22:24:35 "in(...) to the press" 22:24:35 But "a = b" doesn't imply "b = a". 22:24:41 It might be that a = b implies b = a. 22:24:47 But that's a totally different proposition! 22:24:49 > unwords . reverse . words $ "elliott = bad person" 22:24:51 "person bad = elliott" 22:25:31 λ> over (iso words unwords) reverse "elliott = bad person" 22:25:33 "person bad = elliott" 22:25:43 `quote 22:25:43 `quote 22:25:44 `quote 22:25:44 `quote 22:25:44 `quote 22:25:53 hey im back was i supposed to make any decisions 22:25:57 365) The eigenratio of reality has to be enormous, though. 22:26:07 monqy: ye. 22:26:09 but you let us down 22:26:27 245) I'm blond with blue (sort of) eyes, so I could totally stealth my way through the holocaust ... or some such logic :P 22:26:28 726) [...] and then you just shuffle the integral signs around a bit and hope no mathematicians notice. 22:26:31 635) Just about all females often feel that exactly why all Hollywood stars common maintain its brightness as Tom in spite of frantic operate routine and large operate pressure from the skin. What do you think that they have got sufficient time to observe all attractiveness strategies and tips that his grandmother utilized to abide by? 22:26:34 582) sadhu: it's been said that boole is the crowning jewel perched precariously upon the perfect peak of programmer prowess, casting its limitless limpid light over the loathesome lands of those who scuff and wallow in the dreary dust of digital depravity and unbounded wilful ignorance of the testament of our lord jesus christ into your life. 22:27:15 ...did ais523 just turn into fungot above 22:27:16 oerjan: yeah and some funky symbol too) about how much you can abuse programs to get them in every area. if you're in something like bnf? 22:27:32 -!- nortti has quit (Ping timeout: 248 seconds). 22:27:39 -!- augur has joined. 22:27:39 245 isn't all that good 22:27:53 elliott: it's funny because it's about the holocaust 22:28:04 Gregor: elliott wants to apply the final solution to 245 22:28:24 kmc: prescient 22:28:27 -!- nortti has joined. 22:28:58 `delquote 245 22:29:02 ​*poof* I'm blond with blue (sort of) eyes, so I could totally stealth my way through the holocaust ... or some such logic :P 22:29:04 `quote 22:29:04 `quote 22:29:04 `quote 22:29:05 `quote 22:29:05 `quote 22:29:18 241) OK, I give up, logging into Wikia is harder than writing a Firefox extension 22:29:27 we now have final proof elliott is hitler 22:29:43 698) Incest, the enemy of graph theorists everywhere. 22:29:50 742) fungot: Feeling scrambled after all that? fizzie: but it's much like new zealand, in my stone-age country, we still like you even if you're only using the new fnord 22:29:51 169) fizzie: I can never tell with OpenBSD! everything looks like an error anyway 22:29:55 62) Oranjer: the taylor's series is also alternately fnord as follows ( i'm using the latex notation here): david ben gurion signed the compensation agreement with germany when there was considerable division over these issues, because these are speculations without " any historical basis". 22:30:04 monqy: you get to choose 22:30:21 ooh, looks like macgyver is building an airplane again 22:30:45 `quote 22:30:49 158) comex: what? *vorpal comex: hi, tab-complete completed c to comex instead of Vorpal, dunno why 22:31:43 monqy: :( 22:32:15 `quote 22:32:15 i finished reading the scrollback 22:32:18 304) o.O There's a birth defect which results in the formation of a cloaca. It's called "not being a mammal" :P 22:32:40 that's classist 22:32:52 kmc thats literally the worst joke made today 22:32:54 please leave 22:32:57 haha 22:32:58 anywhere 22:32:59 by anyone 22:33:00 8=====D 22:33:06 kmc that joke is bad 22:33:10 and i should feel bad? 22:33:24 kmc i like you don't make me ashamed of your jokes 22:33:24 maybe just a tiny bit embarrassed 22:33:31 haha 22:33:40 8=====D 22:33:44 ok done 22:33:50 monqy: have you chosen yet 22:33:50 `qote 22:33:52 no 22:33:53 `quote 22:33:53 ​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: qote: not found 22:33:54 -!- sirdancealot has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 22:33:56 : / 22:33:56 547) according to physics and maths can we theoretically have a box with infinite cookies inside? 22:34:00 - 22:34:01 `quote 22:34:01 `quote 22:34:02 `quote 22:34:02 `quote 22:34:02 `quote 22:34:13 587) i am sorry to disappoint you, but my musical taste is on the side abba, verdi, and celine dion. i know this may not be popular and that you would have preferred me to be a satanist. 22:34:28 587??? 22:34:42 oh im starting to "get it" 22:34:44 but just starting 22:34:47 Money money money, must be funny, in a rich man's world 22:34:53 -!- sirdancealot7 has joined. 22:35:00 maybe monqy has the same musical taste as oerjan 22:35:00 125) ais523: elf corpses are not considered expensive health food. but the most expensive. 22:35:00 485) What is miff-muffered moof? that's a tough question 22:35:01 monqy monqy monqy, must be funqy 22:35:03 816) when everyone else was busy going "ewwww, comic sans!" I was reading the text and learned everything 22:35:03 245) file:///home/fis/src/chainlance/tapestats.png -- yes, I think it's nice that way when the edge is always the opponent's flag. 22:35:10 elliott: no i dont........... 22:35:22 monqy: you cant prove anything 22:35:26 also platypi and echidnae have cloacae, iirc 22:35:26 except 22:35:27 in reverse 22:35:39 fungot is a man after my own heart :') 22:35:41 Phantom__Hoover: is it possible compare scheme to other languages is not a function definition is handled by 10 fnord. " is this better than haskell 22:35:44 oerjan: And lay eggs 22:35:49 `quote 22:35:53 146) < ais523> then running repeatedly until you get the right sequence of random numbers < ais523> and just completely ignoring the input <-- some people live their entire lives this way, i reckon 22:35:53 Phantom__Hoover: sexist?!? 22:35:56 FreeFull: no really? 22:35:57 And they don't have nipples, their skin secretes milk directly 22:35:59 kmc, omg fungot is trolling by proxy 22:36:00 Phantom__Hoover: also for most other languages do), i don't think that would help in this channel for example. :) 22:36:02 FreeFull: please tell me more irrelevant facts 22:36:03 guys 22:36:06 we're trying to delete quotes here 22:36:13 please shut up about anything other than that and grilling monqy 22:36:14 thanks 22:36:17 FreeFull: fungot is a bot 22:36:17 kmc: Humans are dumb 22:36:18 kmc: the excel hack is countered by a ( thunk, type) pair. 22:36:19 grilling kmc is acceptable too 22:36:24 FreeFull: IRC is a form of internet relay chat 22:36:26 are monqy and kmc elves 22:36:28 maybe 816 22:36:32 * kmc runs away 22:36:33 because if so i am: cool with that 22:36:38 kmc: Most IRC servers will respond to a help command 22:36:44 -!- boily has quit (Quit: Poulet!). 22:36:45 fungot: help 22:36:46 kmc: there is an ansi standard." maybe it is easier that... well, uhm. no. ...do i want to 22:36:53 i give up let's try again and hope we don't get any about monqy's musical tastes 22:36:54 good thinking fungot 22:36:54 `quote 22:36:55 `quote 22:36:55 kmc: which strings??? cool, where can i find dybvig's paper? ( what's l's equivalent of begin? 22:36:55 `quote 22:36:55 `quote 22:36:55 `quote 22:37:00 kmc: It's like boats in an ocean, right? 22:37:05 611) You know what annoys me about Deep Space 9. It wasn't in deep space. It was orbiting Bajor. 22:37:06 yessssss 22:37:38 376) You just went from "no sexualized ads" to "we have ads for dildos, but they're different for ads for Orangina" X-D 22:37:43 343) Oracle's awesome 22:37:53 733) ok in other words, its a lot easier to reason about 2^43112609-1 apples by using the text "2^43112609-1" than it is to actually produce 2^43112609-1 apples 22:37:53 809) Is mathematics a lifeform? zzo38: i'm looking into something interesting(debatable) which might be up your alley(debatable). warioware diy ... being a proprietry game about making games i know it's not extremely relevant here(debatable), but it's itidus20: I don't know. 22:37:58 343???? 22:38:05 343 is p. good 22:38:20 `quote 22:38:21 but not good enough for us 22:38:23 FreeFull 22:38:24 stop 22:38:24 645) also, why isn't monqy from Hexham? his name sounds like he should be 22:38:27 `delquote 343 22:38:28 you're violating procedure!! 22:38:31 ​*poof* Oracle's awesome 22:38:32 um 22:38:33 i like 343 22:38:36 elliott: What 22:38:38 I only did it once 22:38:38 it's there to commemorate that time sgeo said that 22:38:42 elliott: wrong 22:38:54 fine 22:38:55 `quote 22:38:55 `quote 22:38:55 `quote 22:38:55 `quote 22:38:56 `quote 22:38:59 but why did sgeo say it??? 22:39:01 I have no idea what context I would possibly say that in. 22:39:04 there so much left unanswered 22:39:07 813) i don't get how people are afraid of parachute jumping but they routinely drive a car in fucking traffic 22:39:09 so since everyone's going off topic i'm just going to comment on the fact that farscape continues to wow me in the field of blatant s&m scenes 22:39:10 actually i like it 22:39:11 `revert 22:39:18 Done. 22:39:19 `unrevert 22:39:27 oklopol++ 22:39:28 `rerevert 22:39:35 Can the revert be reverted, Emacs-style? 22:39:36 ​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: unrevert: not found 22:39:37 ​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: rerevert: not found 22:39:39 269) Phantom_Hoover: mutation is often considerably harder for both humans and compilers can analyze it much more difficult' part that induces bloody vomit... huh....intriguing 22:39:54 663) wolfram armageddon, the genius overlord game 22:39:56 533) now that we've cleared that up let us hug fungot = elliott_: let's not start that again." 22:39:57 616) it's not a list of /all/ interesting esolangs, btw; otherwise you can take the first command from the first esolang, the second from the second, the third from the third, etc, then add 1 to all of them and you get a new interesting esolang diagonal principle… 22:40:19 imo 616 would be better without the third part 22:40:26 that 809 is a true meeting of the minds 22:41:02 are any of these quotes numbered correctly 22:41:08 "it's hard to tell" 22:41:15 le'ts just try again 22:41:17 `quote 22:41:17 `quote 22:41:17 `quote 22:41:18 `quote 22:41:18 `quote 22:41:32 687) Here in Scotland we have a rigorous and well-tested theory of brothels. 22:42:05 809) Is mathematics a lifeform? zzo38: i'm looking into something interesting(debatable) which might be up your alley(debatable). warioware diy ... being a proprietry game about making games i know it's not extremely relevant here(debatable), but it's itidus20: I don't know. 22:42:07 62) Oranjer: the taylor's series is also alternately fnord as follows ( i'm using the latex notation here): david ben gurion signed the compensation agreement with germany when there was considerable division over these issues, because these are speculations without " any historical basis". 22:42:14 764) and then I spent much of the rest of the time trying to work out how to implement 3D Hashlife efficiently when at least one of the colors has free will 22:42:15 397) [...] only the hamster's nervous system was tortured. although probably torturing a large logical gate constitutes a horrible thing to do if it comes in a cute container. 22:43:08 I don't like 809 anymore 22:43:31 i doubt i'll ever not like 809 22:43:43 I like 397 though 22:44:47 monqy: have you decided 22:44:57 no 22:45:22 they're all "above the bar" but maybe some are only hanging by a chin? 22:45:27 mm 22:45:31 62 doesn't seem that good 22:45:32 for a fungot quotes 22:45:33 elliott: in emacs you can select from. i think i get the tex sources. he never continued the web server 22:45:34 quote 22:46:35 `delquote 62 22:46:39 ​*poof* Oranjer: the taylor's series is also alternately fnord as follows ( i'm using the latex notation here): david ben gurion signed the compensation agreement with germany when there was considerable division over these issues, because these are speculations without " any historical basis". 22:46:41 `quote 22:46:41 `quote 22:46:42 `quote 22:46:42 `quote 22:46:43 `quote 22:46:56 532) elliott_: it's a machine that looks like you! 22:47:19 that's another fungot quote 22:47:20 olsner: the resource may not be able to use it yet, but it's hardly userfriendly to install documentation with no obvious way 22:47:31 55) both of you, quit it with the f-bombs. kaelis: what's the matter? something censoring stuff you're interested in? 22:47:34 707) Benchmarks are only a good measure of surprise 22:47:35 464) Phantom_Hoover: it is a hate so pure and... pumpkin seeds? 22:47:36 565) Hulu's movie selection is like MST3K without the MST3K characters. 22:47:53 whats with 55 22:48:58 -!- Phantom__Hoover has changed nick to Phantom_Hoover. 22:49:08 i think the joke is 22:49:25 it's not as good as that other joke 22:49:30 which 22:50:06 the one about censorship where the joke is the joke gets spoiled?? it's complicated 22:50:16 hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 22:50:21 you mean the one that goes "censorshi" 22:50:24 or the other one that i forget 22:50:54 the one where ais says something about something zzo said 22:51:22 mmm 22:51:34 565 isn't that good 22:51:53 have you seen hulu's movie selection 22:52:04 monqy: Is it like 565? 22:52:11 "ie not that good" 22:52:24 maybe 22:52:26 monqy: i haven't. should i 22:52:32 hulu isn't really available in my country...... 22:52:40 elliott: switch to a better country 22:52:46 elliott: your country is unamerican btw 22:53:00 did you know, america is the only country with freedom 22:53:07 it's really quite an advantage 22:53:36 kmc: well it's also the best country 22:53:40 which is an advantage too 22:53:43 "if u think about it" 22:53:52 monqy: should i : ( 22:54:08 elliott: if you want to understand 565 it would help 22:54:13 Sgeo_: Sine is not down. 22:54:20 sine is up 22:54:22 no, down 22:54:24 no, up 22:54:26 no, down 22:54:36 Was it down before? 22:54:39 "sine of the times" 22:54:42 `quote 22:54:43 `quote 22:54:43 `quote 22:54:44 `quote 22:54:44 `quote 22:54:48 shachaf.............................. 22:55:00 393) Will anyone be irritated if I tend to disconnect and reconnect a lot? [...] we _almost_ have an established policy that bots will be banned it they do that. which means we might have to administer a turing test to sgeo, and that could get ugly. 22:55:01 Sgeo_: looks like it hasn't been down in the past 24 hours. 22:55:34 413) * Sgeo is risking massive forest fires The bacon is worth it 22:55:34 280) django is named after a person? thought it would be a giraffe or something 22:55:36 -!- Arc_Koen has joined. 22:55:38 monqy: what 22:55:38 520) FFS, building a perpetual motion machine should not be this hard. 22:55:40 472) I suck at the gravitron, I have survived something like 15 seconds in it at most. 22:55:58 472 isn't very good 22:56:11 `delquote 472 22:56:16 ​*poof* I suck at the gravitron, I have survived something like 15 seconds in it at most. 22:56:20 `quote 22:56:21 `quote 22:56:21 `quote 22:56:21 `quote 22:56:21 `quote 22:56:24 `quote 22:56:35 528) theorem prover yada yada halting problem. 22:56:40 115) Gregor-P: I don't think lambda calculus is powerful enough 22:56:51 uh oh 22:56:55 bad batch already 22:57:08 both of those are good tho 22:57:17 769) may I use my phone says it's nick to clarify 22:57:17 721) * Phantom_Hoover moves 0.5 Phantom_Hoover into the Atlantic, and captures fizzie's upper body with 0.5 Phantom_Hoover. Glurk. 22:57:17 good FOR DELETION 22:57:20 502) That's the stupidest thing I've heard all morning. (Though I did wake up five minutes ago, so I haven't had a chance to hear very much.) The "Why are you still asleep? I told the cat to wake you up." comment does come pretty close, though. 22:57:21 747) Why does CL get called functional? it's sort of like how you call ancient greece democratic. 22:57:51 769? 22:57:55 monqy: my positions: 502 is good, 528 is good, 115 is good, apathetic about 721, 769 is not very good 22:58:07 `delquote 769 22:58:12 ​*poof* may I use my phone says it's nick to clarify 22:58:17 `quote 22:58:18 `quote 22:58:19 `quote 22:58:19 `quote 22:58:20 `quote 22:58:27 88) (still, whatever possessed anyone to invent the N-Gage?) 22:58:29 21) In an alternate universe, ehird has taste 22:58:51 Is there supposed to be a joke in 88? 22:58:53 42) I spent the last minute or so killing myself repeatedly 22:58:53 307) ais523: YOU WILL HAVE YOUR QUOTE SOON 22:58:56 610) If you jump a car from a ramp and hit the wall of a building, in midair, you tend to get ejected up and fly to the sky-ceiling, then slowly slide at that height to one corner of the world; then you land, make a complicated spinning-around thing for a while, and then explode. Also probably works in real life? 22:59:24 610 is good, 42 is good, 21 has historical value, I like 42 personally 22:59:28 88 is a bit lame 22:59:36 Unless "N-Gage" is some pseudoscientific spiritual mumbo-jumbo, I don't get it. 22:59:39 23:00:04 i retract my position on 88 23:00:22 Oh, it's a cell phone gaming thing apparently 23:01:28 `addquote 88) (still, whatever possessed anyone to invent the N-Gage?) [...] Is there supposed to be a joke in 88? Unless "N-Gage" is some pseudoscientific spiritual mumbo-jumbo, I don't get it. Oh, it's a cell phone gaming thing apparently 23:01:32 856) 88) (still, whatever possessed anyone to invent the N-Gage?) [...] Is there supposed to be a joke in 88? Unless "N-Gage" is some pseudoscientific spiritual mumbo-jumbo, I don't get it. Oh, it's a cell phone gaming thing apparently 23:01:33 adding a quote is like deleting one 23:01:42 `quote 23:01:42 `quote 23:01:42 `quote 23:01:43 `quote 23:01:43 `quote 23:01:49 "N-Gage attempted to lure gamers away from the Game Boy Advance by including cellphone functionality. This was unsuccessful, partly because the buttons, designed for a phone, were not well-suited for gaming and when used as a phone the original N-Gage was described as resembling a "taco"." 23:01:53 Sgeo_: iirc, that was long before "cell phone gaming thing" managed to become a thing 23:01:57 119) oerjan, can you ever get any number higher than 3 at the start of "ordinary" [look-and-say sequences]? it's not clear from the RFCs 23:02:26 415) you know that thing in the movies where they put a pillow on someone's face and try to suffocate them that doesn't work. we tried that with my ex once, but we just couldn't kill each other that way 23:02:31 799) you are like the linux torvalds of quiz engines 23:02:33 55) both of you, quit it with the f-bombs. kaelis: what's the matter? something censoring stuff you're interested in? 23:02:33 91) fungot!*@* added to ignore list. AnMaster: i'd find that a bit annoying to wait for an ack. 23:02:40 hmm 23:03:29 monqy: any input 23:03:34 whats with 55 [again] 23:03:49 which one is 55 23:03:51 `quote 55 23:03:52 It's from Sine. 23:03:55 unless it has context that makes it good, it's bad 23:03:55 55) both of you, quit it with the f-bombs. kaelis: what's the matter? something censoring stuff you're interested in? 23:04:11 I could ask in Sine about the context 23:04:13 shachaf: it's the one about f-bombs and censoring 23:04:34 monqy: i prefer p-bombs personally 23:04:52 i prefer l-bombs 23:05:18 I like them pu-bombs and u-bombs 23:05:22 remember when monqy was all like 23:05:23 You smile, you flirt, you ask questions and listen patiently in a friendly, non-committal/unneedy sort of way. You let the conversation develop, sometimes helping it along. You laugh at the right jokes, you fire back witty (but not to witty) remarks, your eyes take on a extra little sparkle and then, it happens. The 'P' Bomb. 23:05:57 wats the 'p' bomb 23:06:13 did you miss our p-bomb discussion 23:06:19 y 23:06:20 yes 23:06:32 Phantom_Hoover: pastry 23:06:42 `quote 23:06:42 `quote 23:06:43 `quote 23:06:43 `quote 23:06:43 `quote 23:06:50 ah 23:06:53 Phantom_Hoover: p bomb = cherry pastry with a cherry bomb 23:06:57 597) Also you steal Berwick from us and then say you don't want it? You stole it from us first! 23:07:21 I'm currently being told context for 55 23:07:25 do tell 23:07:35 246) lol @ closed character set standard "What does this codepoint represent?" "Nobody knows." 23:07:37 789) moral of the story with enough peer pressure nything is possible 23:07:38 152) It's only been 2 months since anyone last made a commit! WRONG 8 WEEKS 23:07:39 822) world peace is for fascists 23:07:53 elliott: @ closed character set standard? 23:07:55 when did @ do that 23:08:25 "What does this @ represent?" "Nobody knows." 23:08:48 'Kaelis used to snap at Madelon sometimes whenever she got involved at all in conversations he was in.' 23:09:19 that's ... not very convincing evidence 23:10:17 @ is at 23:10:28 kmc: you're right 23:10:34 Or alternatively, a monkey 23:10:35 am i right 23:10:56 What were those things called. Franklin something. Had a keyboard and removable cartridge 23:11:54 ...typewriter? 23:12:23 TypeWriterT 23:12:58 `addquote 55) both of you, quit it with the f-bombs. kaelis: what's the matter? something censoring stuff you're interested in? [...] whats with 55 [again] It's from Sine. I could ask in Sine about the context [...] I'm currently being told context for 55 do tell 'Kaelis used to snap at Madelon sometimes whenever she got involved at all in conversations h 23:12:58 e was in.' 23:13:00 fuck 23:13:05 857) 55) both of you, quit it with the f-bombs. kaelis: what's the matter? something censoring stuff you're interested in? [...] whats with 55 [again] It's from Sine. I could ask in Sine about the context [...] I'm currently being told context for 55 do tell 'Kaelis used to snap at Madelon sometimes whenever she got involved at all in conversations h 23:13:10 `delquote 857 23:13:13 ​*poof* 55) both of you, quit it with the f-bombs. kaelis: what's the matter? something censoring stuff you're interested in? [...] whats with 55 [again] It's from Sine. I could ask in Sine about the context [...] I'm currently being told context for 55 do tell 'Kaelis used to snap at Madelon sometimes whenever she got involved at all in conversations h 23:13:19 meta 23:13:20 :/ 23:13:35 https://www.google.com/search?q=Franklin+devices&rlz=1C1TSND_enUS401US401&aq=f&oq=Franklin+devices&aqs=chrome.0.57j60l2j0l3.5016&sugexp=chrome,mod=17&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8#hl=en&tbo=d&rlz=1C1TSND_enUS401US401&sclient=psy-ab&q=franklin+spanish+english+translator&oq=Franklin+Spanish+English&gs_l=serp.3.0.0l2j0i30l2.54459.56839.1.58044.15.13.0.0.0.0.788.2808.3j7j0j1j1j0j1.13.0.les%3B..0.0...1c.1._KzrcpcL 23:13:35 Ly0&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_cp.r_qf.&fp=ff999713c9217bd7&bpcl=38897761&biw=1366&bih=667 23:13:42 :/ 23:13:43 ...wtf at all the garbage in the URL 23:13:56 -!- copumpkin has quit (Ping timeout: 248 seconds). 23:14:28 -!- copumpkin has joined. 23:15:28 http://www.franklin.com/book-cards 23:16:19 i've never understood a Sgeo_ link less 23:16:53 As a kid I had a device that accepted those cards 23:17:24 ... Why would anyone *buy* one of those? 23:18:29 is that like, a franklin the turtle usb drive? 23:18:30 well let's think 23:18:44 who would have supervised the things sgeo owned as a child 23:19:02 http://www.amazon.com/Franklin-Spanish-English-Dictionary-Bookman/dp/B000034D68 except that's a card, not the device itself. Wouldn't have had that card because the device was natively a Spanish/English dictionary 23:19:20 So that particular card would be unnecessary. 23:19:24 23:19:25 But if I wanted to do other things 23:19:29 why would you have a spanish/english dictionary? 23:19:34 I have no idea. 23:19:41 me neither! 23:20:03 americans are dimly aware that there is a language other than english, and some of them even know it's called 'spanish' 23:20:27 you're not thinking of "swedish" are you? because that's not even a language 23:20:39 of course not, it's an obscenity 23:21:01 please don't say it again 23:21:26 I'm currently watching star wars 23:21:27 Found it! 23:21:28 dubbed 23:21:32 ... in swedish! 23:21:39 irk 23:21:58 model ssa-840 but the one I found is the wrong book 23:22:39 It looks like http://www.iltech.org/Classifieds/DRSItemDetails.aspx?Id=1206 23:22:50 But different labels on the colored buttons 23:23:01 -!- augur has quit (Ping timeout: 244 seconds). 23:23:08 And a tilde over the N button 23:23:57 jag har en dålig känsla om detta 23:24:34 "dålig känsla" låter som direktöversatt engelska 23:25:11 tror det är mer idiomatiskt att ha "onda aningar" om någonting 23:25:14 ...busted. although coincidentally, those were the only two words i couldn't think of myself... 23:25:25 then again, who knows ... this swedish thing is dying out anyway 23:25:29 (I hope) 23:26:22 also the idiomatic norwegian _would_ be "dårlig følelse" 23:26:40 a foolish foaling 23:27:10 dårlig doesn't mean foolish in norwegian, just bad 23:27:26 although it obviously does come from dåre, meaning fool 23:27:52 Obviously 23:27:57 elliott: what am i right about? 23:28:23 yes 23:28:45 i'm right about yes 23:29:18 yes 23:30:27 `quote 23:30:27 `quote 23:30:27 `quote 23:30:28 `quote 23:30:28 `quote 23:30:40 425) Someone with that sort of grasp of logic shouldn't be allowed anything more computationally powerful than a plastic spoon 23:31:07 oerjan, i learnt that off doctor who!! 23:31:13 258) Gregor, yeah, but Purdue has poultry science facilities beyond the dreams of avarice. 23:31:16 7) what, you mean that wasn't your real name? Gosh, I guess it is. I never realized that. 23:31:21 232) !bfjoust test (-)*10000 Score for Vorpal_test: 12.9 yay 23:31:22 173) Give me a beaver and I'll put it to work. 23:31:35 * pikhq_ finds the non-Americans funny 23:32:22 Phantom_Hoover: the "americans are dimly aware" thing? 23:32:48 no 23:32:54 darlig = bad 23:33:22 doorly 23:33:45 pikhq_, was that a lead-up or just a solitary statement 23:33:57 monqy: imo 173 23:34:08 hii iim back 23:34:08 Phantom_Hoover: Solitary statement. 23:34:19 "Lawl, you guys talking on Thanksgiving" 23:34:23 is 173 a double entendre or something 23:34:25 Phantom_Hoover: learnt what? 23:34:28 imo 173 23:34:33 pikhq_: talking on what? 23:34:34 oerjan, darlig = bad, jesus 23:34:43 i said it like 10 lines ago! 23:35:06 `delquote 173 23:35:10 ​*poof* Give me a beaver and I'll put it to work. 23:35:29 `quote 23:35:30 `quote 23:35:30 `quote 23:35:30 `quote 23:35:31 `quote 23:35:42 pikhq_, wait, are you not meant to talk on thanksgiving 23:35:44 708) I had a dream last night where I got hit by a van but the van had a brain uploader in it and I was uploaded and I angsted because I was stuck spending eternity with singularitarians? 23:35:49 Phantom_Hoover: i'm sorry dårlig doesn't mean jesus, what the heck made you think that? 23:35:55 Phantom_Hoover: You're meant to be stuffed to the gills. 23:35:56 meanwhile in europe, not a single thanks was given 23:36:05 (also i was slightly in backscroll) 23:36:09 357) I think I managed something like a one-expression increment that was only a few hundred characters long 23:36:12 103) And... WTF is it doing. :( Is it sexing? 23:36:18 679) The book "Science Made Stupid" ends with a list of things that might happen in the future (some already have), one of them is a woman president. Some things in the list are reasonable but a few are just funny instead. 23:36:19 227) gah, why does lose keep winning? 23:36:47 pikhq_, ah, here we do that at christmas 23:36:58 -!- Jafet has quit (Ping timeout: 244 seconds). 23:37:18 Here we *also* do that at Christmas. 23:37:21 pikhq_: americans have gills? you learn something new every week! 23:37:50 oerjan: Yeah, we're not actually human. 23:37:58 figures. 23:38:14 i guess that lovecraft story was true, then. 23:38:21 pikhq_, otoh you haven't invented boxing day 23:38:24 or so i hear 23:38:54 Not at all. 23:42:13 or kettles 23:45:08 elliott have you started the dwarf fortress 23:45:19 no i will in the next 23:45:20 30 minutes? 23:45:51 btw get dfhack, it now makes the ingame interface waaaay better 23:46:25 mmmmh 23:46:26 howso 23:46:28 it adds text search to the unit lists, an ingame version of dwarf therapist 23:46:33 btw do you need to do something to unhack your raws to get our stuff compatible 23:46:38 no 23:46:42 are you sure 23:46:46 region files have their own raws 23:46:49 oh 23:46:49 good 23:47:00 -!- Jafet has joined. 23:47:14 is there a screenshot of this in-game dt 23:47:51 uh 23:48:06 There's an ingame version of dt? 23:48:09 just imagine dt's spreadsheet interface, except in ansii 23:48:29 Is this part of DF proper, or part of dfhack? 23:48:32 dfhack 23:48:35 Ah :/ 23:48:55 it's not quite a replacement for dt but it's a lot nicer to use if you just want to twiddle a few labours 23:52:24 `quote 23:52:25 `quote 23:52:25 `quote 23:52:26 `quote 23:52:26 `quote 23:52:32 . 23:52:35 400) it was a wonderful dream i died in it that's how it started 23:52:38 265) * Received a CTCP VERSION from nyuszika7h * VERSION Microsoft IRC# 2011 64-bit (Windows 8 Beta, x64, 2GB RAM) Gregor: Windows 8 Beta? o_O A small benefit of my brief time as an intern at MS. 23:52:51 FreeFull: , 23:53:00 523) The fact that the elves will be happy with this will hopefully be counteracted by the fact that I plan to drop them into the magma cistern. 23:53:03 799) `log [o]klopol wasn't usually nude 23:53:04 7) what, you mean that wasn't your real name? Gosh, I guess it is. I never realized that. 23:53:04 ; 23:53:44 `log [o]klopol wasn't usually nude 23:54:11 hmm, is that supposed to do something? 23:54:15 No output. 23:54:56 of course not, you cannot search for a blatantly false statement 23:57:43 I think I'm going to make a major change to the way that I type. So major. 23:58:10 what is it 23:58:38 I see that my change is so drastic that you have decided to sarcastically point it out by asking a rhetorical question. 23:58:54 are you going to start using a keyboard? 23:59:13 i made a small change to my handwriting recently which has immensely improved my appreciation of it 23:59:27 Nah, I started using a keyboard about three years ago. This is a much more major and drastic change. 23:59:42 what did you use before three years ago 23:59:53 A piano. 23:59:55 `quote piano 23:59:58 173) well i just ate some stuff and watched family guy and i own a piano and i'm not wearing socks \ 438) Non sequitur is my forte On-topic discussion is my piano Bowls of sugary breakfast cereal is my mezzoforte Full fat milk is my pianissimo On which note, I'm hungry