00:00:00 this... 00:00:10 Bike: did I just blow your mind 00:00:17 Imagine we are smoking a bong has a MPE for these vitamin bong 00:00:17 powders. Pretend you are smoking this dust in a pipe, the 00:00:17 formula for this action is ElectPulse(Metabolism(MPE)) when 00:00:17 we fake we are smoking a pipe we ElectPulse(x) and when we 00:00:17 know what we are smoking we create gelatin(x) and the effect 00:00:19 on our behavior is staggering. 00:00:27 Bike: couple of minutes, then it becomes a rickroll 00:00:35 this is even weirder than the time i saw terminator 2 as a gif 00:00:53 Baby Blue Dust(x) = Found youth. 00:01:01 Off White Dust(x) = Fertile dreams. 00:01:07 Bright Green Dust(x) = Know all. 00:01:07 Light Blue Dust(x) = Animal romance. 00:01:15 nooodl how did you find this 00:01:19 "We use the gelatin(x) function to mean chemical gelatin." 00:01:22 ok, seems reasonable 00:01:24 "This substance called Chemical Gelatin is the process the brain uses to transform meaning of words into chemicals." 00:01:28 monqy: /prog/ 00:01:40 kmc: SUDDEN LEFT TURN INTO CRAZYLAND 00:01:47 it's a world4ch textboard and well, the worst people on earth frequent it 00:01:53 but sometimes you run into comedy gold like this 00:02:00 itym true beauty 00:02:00 (tdavis posts on /prog/ sometimes) 00:02:02 it's more like a continuous rocket thrust through crazyland, greyknight 00:03:15 #begin LastWish(x){ 00:03:17 TARDIS(TransReverie(gelatin(DoneState(x)))) 00:03:28 i should keep track of all the good prog threads 00:03:28 RE: SparrowOS.BMP: I like how (a) .Z files use a custom compression format not supported by any other OS ever, and (b) the text file describing how to deal with them under Windows is itself a .Z 00:03:42 ok i think i need to add "or poetry" to my list of possibilities 00:03:45 (i'd say about 95% of them are bad, 3% meh, 2% good) 00:03:48 "good prog threads" 00:04:07 at least for "WPP8: WORM++ PART 8 BUNDLES OF PROGRAMS" which seems to be a kind of standard library 00:04:14 kmc: he has poetry on his tripod site and his facebook and/or wherever people were stocking him to 00:04:32 stalking. 00:04:49 i used to read /prog/ in like uh 00:04:55 many years ago 00:04:58 Bike: well, worm.txt was posted in one thead so obviously there are good /prog/ threads 00:05:00 i've never read /prog/ 00:05:02 Bike: your speech transcriber is showing hth 00:05:03 (then i stopped because it became terrible rather than just really bad) 00:05:39 THE 8 MAIN CAUSES OF DEATH 00:05:41 elliott: depending on when you stopped reading it's now either "worse than terrible" or "a lot worse than terrible" 00:05:42 07= Huge balls of confusing horror makes you laugh to death. 00:05:59 kmc: that's not funny, my granda died that way >:-( 00:06:10 hehe, huge balls 00:07:19 wait why isn't .Z-ness just a file attribute 00:07:53 recycle the archive bit if needs be, not like anybody ever uses it :-U 00:15:52 "You probably know that arrogance, in computer science, is measured in nanodijkstras." -- Alan Kay 00:19:22 -!- carado has quit (Ping timeout: 246 seconds). 00:27:12 -!- sebbu2 has changed nick to sebbu. 00:32:51 -!- GreyKnight has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 00:32:58 -!- GreyKnight has joined. 00:33:41 I have exactly 256 browser tabs 00:35:10 That's not many 00:35:25 I've had over 700 open before 00:36:01 nooodl: ohai 00:36:30 links on http://esolangs.org/wiki/4DL are dead :-( 00:38:31 -!- azaq23 has quit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds). 00:40:16 -!- greyooze has joined. 00:40:56 -!- nooodl has quit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds). 00:42:03 http://esolangs.org/wiki/Headache "You can only work with one stack at a time." Very first command listed operates on both stacks at the same time. 00:42:10 -_- 00:42:30 (so do the second and fourth) 00:42:32 -!- GreyKnight has quit (Ping timeout: 255 seconds). 00:42:41 -!- greyooze has changed nick to GreyKnight. 00:43:15 and fifth, and sixth, and tenth, and eleventh... 00:44:10 it says /you/ can only work with one stack at a time, says nothing about the language itself!!! 00:44:24 There should be a language where you can only operate on all five stacks at the same time 00:44:51 Category:Shameful 00:45:17 "Hello World (Branchless)" a great achievement for a hello world 00:45:40 it specifies "GNU Cat" as if it's going to have all the options 00:47:07 http://www.sparrowos.com/Wb/Doc/TrivialSolutions.html#l1 oh my 00:47:48 -!- azaq23 has joined. 00:48:17 «Music is done with an elegant one-voice notation.» oh now that ain't cool 00:48:42 40+ year old person who still lists their SAT score 00:48:45 and it isn't 1600 00:49:34 oh he has a subreddit 00:49:53 «SparrowOS V1.01 Released: Compiler has built-in "result" variable similar to "this" in C++» 00:49:56 GreyKnight: try the 4DL page again now :) 00:49:58 is there a category on the wiki for esolangs that have syntax like normal programming languages? 00:50:13 http://www.reddit.com/r/SparrowOS/comments/11kmm9/sparrowos_v101_released_compiler_has_builtin/ ohhhh myyyyy 00:50:14 or anything but the worn out "every character is a command like brainfuck" 00:50:19 have you seen gnu hello? 00:50:27 "PS/2 keyboard/mouse is used instead of USB, also more compatible." what 00:50:51 kmc: butbut parsing is hard :'( 00:50:53 kmc, I think that's what people use "high level" for 00:50:59 sigh 00:51:08 Bike: i think that's not it even 00:51:10 i'm honestly pretty lost on what this has to do with C++ 00:51:22 other than that... it's a reserved word, i guess? 00:51:37 http://www.sparrowos.com/Wb/Doc/Acknowledgements.html#l1 <-- wait, first paragraph implies this is a commercial product 00:51:42 kmc: "every character is a command" is good for when you don't want parsers to get in the way 00:52:40 GreyKnight: well, you can download it free. 00:52:47 maybe it's shareware, in true DOS fashion. 00:53:31 «God told me to stick with 640x480x16 color and kept me from blindly making child windows like Windows. Instead, I made one window per task with no child windows. He also guided my progress, very obviously.» elliott's right, this is worrying... 00:53:46 Bike: thats not nearly the most worrying thing hes said by a long way 00:54:00 i'm sure 00:54:11 yeah i received similar insights when i was working on that boot sector demo 00:54:18 he liked to post random words his program generated "from god" as reddit comments and also had "CIA is watching me"-style rants on twitter 00:54:25 er as in streams of random words 00:54:54 it does exactly what he claims, the "most trivial solution" 00:55:16 Bike: i actually like that "result" thing, it is sort of declarative! 00:55:24 okay i only kind of like it 00:55:31 whether or not that is a good idea is an exercise for the reader :-P 00:56:31 elliott: i think algol w did something like it? you assigned to a variable with the name of the function, and that'd be the value returned 00:56:52 Bike: some BASICs do that 00:56:53 some BASICs do that too 00:57:00 * GreyKnight glares at ais523 00:57:04 well, algol 60, apparently. not like i know algol beyond knuth 00:57:10 Bike: pascal does that i think 00:58:56 "Buttons are widgets, not child windows." <-- how innovative! 01:01:08 GreyKnight: indeed 01:01:15 they're windows in Windows, or at least always used to be 01:02:04 thank god God was there to steer him right. 01:04:14 ais523: wait what 01:04:24 GreyKnight: really 01:04:35 some sort of button window class 01:04:48 what 01:04:49 what 01:05:00 um, i thought buttons and things were sometimes subwindows in X too. 01:05:17 but but why 01:05:35 why not? 01:06:02 a window is just a probably-box-shaped thing to render to 01:06:20 funny how the internet is a small place sometimes 01:07:04 so wait are all widgets subwindows in Windows? 01:07:08 i read an article critiquing the world health organization's metrics for parasite treatment programs 01:07:15 and the first comment is by gwern and mentions haskell 01:07:43 what article is that? (and what could that possibly have to do with haskell) 01:07:45 if so that OS's name just got a whole lot more appropriate 01:07:45 "it's windows all the way down" 01:08:25 http://blog.givewell.org/2011/09/29/errors-in-dcp2-cost-effectiveness-estimate-for-deworming/ 01:08:37 the connection between the two is "excel sucks" 01:08:43 ok i lied when i said i read this article 01:08:53 so how'd you get to it? 01:09:07 more like i spent 5 seconds looking at it and then trusted the smart people at givewell to do their jobs so i don't have to 01:09:29 got to it by following links from givewell's writeup of Schistosomiasis Control Initiative which is their #3 charity 01:09:48 "That spreadsheet contains five separate errors that, when corrected, shift the estimated cost effectiveness of deworming from $3.41 to $326.43." ah, accounting 01:10:11 Lies, damned lies, and accountancy 01:10:47 hm, did i make a function to get me a tree of x windows 01:12:32 i think i dislike givewell for something but i forget what entirely 01:12:55 yeah i don't remember enough X to do this again do I 01:14:05 -!- greyooze has joined. 01:14:16 `addquote ok i lied when i said i read this article 01:14:19 886) ok i lied when i said i read this article 01:14:31 foo 01:14:33 elliott: oh if you find out, let me know 01:14:42 so what is givewell 01:14:57 http://www.givewell.org/ 01:15:00 -!- GreyKnight has quit (Ping timeout: 256 seconds). 01:15:02 oh, charity accuracy gizmo 01:15:04 alternatively read the sidebar kmc linked 01:15:08 not really accuracy 01:15:14 -!- greyooze has changed nick to GreyKnight. 01:15:19 charity suckiness gizmo 01:15:19 they recommend charities based on analyses 01:15:26 they try to determine the best few charities on a strict utilitarian basis 01:15:33 so it's not just about whether the charities are lying or whatever 01:15:41 but also about how much good they do per dollar 01:15:44 and whether they can use more money 01:15:51 right 01:16:04 so they probably rate the go around taking worms out of people's feet charity higher than TOMS 01:16:12 what's TOMS 01:16:40 they're a shoe company. «When Toms sells a pair of shoes a pair of shoes is given to an impoverished child, and when Toms sells a pair of eyewear, part of the profit is used to save or restore the eyesight for people in developing countries.» 01:16:52 topiary orgasm mechanisation service 01:16:56 they help trees breed 01:17:12 they've been criticized for destroying economies and bla bla 01:17:12 -!- mekeor has quit (Quit: not anymore). 01:17:23 but what about the trees 01:17:29 fuck trees. 01:18:12 Bike: I'd think splinters would be a problem... 01:18:35 i think worms usually hit people because they walk in shallow water 01:18:44 shallow and stagnant and all, i mean 01:21:02 the world's wealthiest non-profit foundation is IKEA 01:21:11 that's the stupid world we live in 01:21:29 it... what? it is? 01:21:37 Bike: tax evasion etc. 01:21:53 nice 01:22:12 IKEA is largely owned by a Dutch non-profit dedicated "to promote and support innovation in the field of architectural and interior design" 01:22:16 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IKEA#Corporate_structure 01:22:17 pfff 01:22:25 also when i googled it the first thing i got were some news articles about a monkey 01:22:34 which pays salaries and gives "grants" to ikea designers and what-not 01:22:42 i think this has actually backfired on them though 01:22:49 because they can't exfiltrate money quickly enough 01:22:58 ...wow, what the fuck is this 01:23:10 "The ownership of Inter IKEA Systems is exceedingly complicated and, ultimately, uncertain." 01:23:44 -!- oerjan has quit (Quit: Good night). 01:24:04 «In the 2008 Sichuan earthquake in China, IKEA Beijing sold an alligator toy for 40 yuan (US$5.83, €3.70) with all income going to the children in the earthquake struck area» hooray 01:24:09 -!- asiekierka has quit (Excess Flood). 01:24:28 SO... nobody knows who owns IKEA 01:24:44 I have a theory. I think it's those rich guys. 01:24:50 yes I like how it basically says "IKEA is owned by uh... someone" 01:25:00 "it's complicated" 01:25:18 -!- asiekierka has joined. 01:25:31 "but they're totally philanthropists" 01:31:11 -!- monqy has quit (Quit: hello). 01:33:39 -!- WeThePeople has joined. 01:34:24 -!- Taneb has quit (Ping timeout: 264 seconds). 01:35:12 obviously IKEA is owned by Majestic-12 01:37:05 -!- GreyKnight has quit (Ping timeout: 244 seconds). 01:37:43 -!- GreyKnight has joined. 01:46:27 the beijing - guangzhou high speed rail line opened today 01:46:31 longest high speed line in the world 01:48:12 we need trans-siberian maglev 01:48:54 why? 01:49:55 there is a planned 300km+ maglev line in Japan 01:49:56 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ch%C5%AB%C5%8D_Shinkansen 01:50:02 uh, so that we can cross the wastes at three hundred miles an hour, duh? 01:50:18 it incorporates the JR-Maglev test track :D 01:50:53 wow, a forty year old maglev track? 01:51:01 japan is in the future 01:51:13 fifty years, then. 01:51:20 "JR Central aims to begin commercial service between Tokyo and Nagoya in 2027, with the Nagoya-Osaka section to be completed in 2045." 01:51:23 nice long-term goals 01:51:45 "On November 16, 2004, it also set a world record for two trains passing each other at a combined speed of 1,026 km/h (638 mph)." 01:51:50 if two trains pass each other at the speed of light... 01:51:54 that sounds terrifying 01:52:24 i think once the trains get to a certain speed you might actually make people feel more comfortable by removing the windows 01:53:20 isn't that what they did with conchord jets, or was that just technical limitations 01:53:46 no idea 01:53:53 concorde isn't it 01:54:13 spelling is just the man's way of putting us down, man. 01:55:54 nothing to see up there though 01:56:46 "Concorde was equipped with smaller windows to reduce the rate of loss in the event of a breach" 01:56:56 reassuring! 01:56:58 This is why Neo didn't fight the establishment in japan 01:57:39 sucks that they cancelled the concorde after one crash 01:57:54 Reflecting the treaty between the French and British governments which led to Concorde's construction, the name Concorde is from the French word concorde (IPA: [kɔ̃kɔʁd]), which has an English equivalent, concord. Both words mean agreement, harmony or union. 01:58:00 The aircraft was initially referred to in the UK as Concorde, with the French spelling, but was officially changed to Concord by Harold Macmillan in response to a perceived slight by Charles de Gaulle.[12] 01:58:04 great concord there 01:58:04 They cancelled it because it didn't make money 01:58:15 kmc: wikipedia lists several other factors 01:58:21 ...it also says it was profitable :p 01:58:22 sure, the accident was a convenient excuse 01:58:26 still it was a major factor 01:58:44 In 1967, at the French roll-out in Toulouse the British Government Minister for Technology, Tony Benn, announced that he would change the spelling back to Concorde.[12] This created a nationalist uproar that died down when Benn stated that the suffixed ⟨e⟩ represented "Excellence, England, Europe and Entente (Cordiale)." 01:58:49 jesus christ 01:58:50 degaulle just pisses everyone off, doesn't he 01:59:01 pfffff 01:59:05 that's fantastic 01:59:14 the 60s: what??? what happened 01:59:41 I like the idea of a "Europe" suffix being considered a positive nationalist thing in Britain 01:59:49 I think it was profitable until they had to pay the designers 02:00:11 Yes, Britain and Europe are two distinct nations 02:00:28 two countries separated by the english channel 02:00:52 More than BBC separates these feuding families 02:01:16 meanwhile the 747 has crashed like 50 times 02:01:39 Clubs, bills, and partisans! Strike! Beat them down! 02:02:23 i think concorde still has one of the best safety rates per hour flown, but i'm not sure 02:02:43 That's mainly because everyone, including idiots, use 747s 02:03:06 possibly related to the fact that it didn't fly with Crazy Holiday Discount Airlines 02:03:18 Also cars have crashed a billion times or so 02:04:50 best billion out of two billion and one, i say 02:14:09 -!- Vorpal has joined. 02:19:29 -!- greyooze has joined. 02:21:16 -!- GreyKnight has quit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds). 02:22:43 -!- greyooze has changed nick to GreyKnight. 02:28:51 -!- Vorpal has quit (Ping timeout: 276 seconds). 02:46:07 -!- GreyKnight has quit (Quit: Reconnecting…). 02:46:18 -!- GreyKnight has joined. 02:50:05 Europe isn't a nation, just as NATO isn't a nation... 02:51:01 thanks for the info I had no idea! 02:51:31 -!- Frooxius has quit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds). 02:51:55 the trams in tallinn will be free starting in 2013 02:52:04 * DH____ backs quietly into a corner in shame... 02:56:24 i am the king of europe you are rong >:-( 03:02:06 Europe isn't a nation, just as Asia isn't a nation... 03:02:16 Europe ≠ the EU 03:03:07 proof: the EU has a higher topological genus than Europe 03:03:43 it has more holes? 03:03:51 yep 03:04:04 what are the holes currently anyway 03:04:10 switzerland 03:04:17 andorra 03:07:29 monaco, vatican city, san marino 03:07:45 liechtenstein 03:09:21 oh but monaco is on the coast 03:09:48 * kmc has low ranks in "where is monaco" 03:10:05 i think everything i've learned about monaco is from Our Dumb World 03:10:55 kmc should play europe tetris 03:12:56 huh, monaco is the densest country, even higher than singapore 03:13:52 what about papal density, though 03:14:01 -!- augur_ has joined. 03:14:50 `quote papal density 03:14:52 paypal 03:14:53 708) Stupid W|A doesn't even understand "Vatican papal density". (As far as countries go, they've got a quite high one.) 03:14:57 I guess Bike was probably referencing that 03:15:05 wait I thought of a dumb joke 03:15:13 Fiora: yeah those singaporeans are really dense hah hah 03:15:22 (the joke is it also means dumb) 03:15:38 > cycle "HA" 03:15:39 glad to waste your time, no problem, any time (ha I repeated the word "time") 03:15:39 "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... 03:16:16 it's good to know what i'm referencing. 03:17:04 -!- augur has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). 03:20:17 1.21 jiggapopes 03:20:26 @pontifex lol wtf #fail 03:20:27 Unknown command, try @list 03:21:28 oh Switzerland still isn't in Europe 03:21:36 er the EU 03:22:14 is there any expectation that they will be any time soon? 03:22:25 because i don't see why they'd join 03:22:41 I think they just don't want to share their chocolate 03:22:48 which is a legit excuse 03:23:03 so legit. 03:23:24 2 legit 2, um, join 03:23:44 Unlike Belgians, who SOLD OUT 03:23:50 Bike: peer pressure maybe? 03:24:15 man the swiss didn't join anyone when they were being bombed by germans, they just ain't give a damn 03:24:17 the swiss don't join any organization like that ever 03:24:23 it's one of the things they're famous for 03:24:30 2 legit 2... nazi... something... 03:25:22 The swiss don't really have peers 03:25:54 The british used to, which explains their capitulation 03:26:06 and i suppose the vatican's guards are swiss, too. maybe all the holes have a secret disorganization organization. 03:27:17 Well, Vatican City remains a hole because it's historically a very holey place B-) 03:27:47 the puuunnnsss 03:27:59 Camera cuts to skyline of the see 03:28:11 no, no, someone needs to come up with one about swiss cheese first. 03:28:20 that's too obvious though! 03:28:43 if it was obvious why hasn't it been made? checkmate atheists. 03:37:37 -!- DH____ has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 03:38:01 -!- DHeadshot has joined. 03:39:00 they hella collaborated with the nazis though 03:39:13 nazis found it convenient to have banks in an ostensibly neutral country... 03:39:30 bike: i never knew that the nazis bombed swiss? are you sure? 03:39:39 yea 03:39:53 hagb4rd: yes, by accident 03:40:10 and they planned to take it over eventually because swiss people are german, but, you know, nazi plans 03:40:39 do you have a source 03:40:45 for this information? 03:40:56 no, but wikipedia does! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bombings_of_Switzerland_in_World_War_II 03:41:04 thanks 03:41:22 oh wow there weren't any nazi ones 03:41:23 derp 03:41:40 looks like the nazis are even worse at executing their plans than you thought Bike 03:41:53 quite 03:42:05 mssing the target by just a few countries :P 03:42:19 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Tannenbaum oh, this is what i was thinking of 03:42:21 shit happens 03:42:22 "Switzerland was a neutral country during World War II but adjacent to and at times completely surrounded by Axis countries. On several occasions Allied bombing raids hit targets in Switzerland resulting in fatalities and property damage." 03:42:26 "whoops, sorry, missed" 03:42:52 "a pimple on the face of europe", oh man 03:43:22 elliott: it turns out that apparently when you bomb people at night and just invented radar you kind of have no damn idea where you are 03:44:12 +you're head is full of pervitin (methyl-amphetamine) 03:44:39 "While Allied forces explained the causes of violations as navigation errors, equipment failure, weather conditions, and pilots’ errors, in Switzerland fear was expressed that some neutrality violations were intended to exert pressure on the country to end its economic cooperation with Nazi Germany." 03:44:44 "neutrality violations" 03:44:46 "whoops, sorry, missed. you know, have you ever really looked at your hands?" 03:44:54 the whole structure we build up around bombing the fuck out of people is amazing to me 03:45:10 i think you mean Strategic Bombing 03:45:15 "sorry, we can't murder people in switzerland. they said they didn't want it" 03:45:45 how many people died, anyway. 21, from the article? 03:45:48 well..communication is everything 03:46:13 switzerland you wuss, russia lost like four billion 03:46:20 -!- DH____ has joined. 03:46:24 well 21 people is like half of switzerland's population 03:47:02 okay it's actually 0.0002625% 03:47:04 close enough 03:47:09 i guess the other half were /really/ into selling nazis things if they overlooked the bombing then 03:47:27 well all the swiss do is spend lots of money 03:47:28 and shoot each other 03:47:37 and have a flag that's the wrong fucking shape 03:47:42 lol 03:47:48 nepal does too... is it a mountain thing 03:47:53 also: which kind is giger 03:49:01 -!- DHeadshot has quit (Ping timeout: 246 seconds). 03:49:09 look i just write the theories 03:49:13 the evidence-gathering is up to you 03:49:16 hm, bhutan's is the right shape, but there's a pretty kitschy dragon on it 03:49:50 i guess they are into direct democracy because you can't really sustain a government with 42 people 03:50:03 i... can't think of any other mountain countries? at least, ones that are tiny 03:50:14 Bike: wtf are you talking about, that dragon is metal as hell 03:50:53 i must respectfully disagree, and furthermore postulate that you are in fact fucked 03:51:10 -!- Nisstyre-laptop has joined. 03:51:40 oh jesus is it carrying fruit 03:52:24 are you going to tell a dragon it can't fucking carry fruit 03:52:34 look 03:52:36 maybe it likes fruit 03:52:37 ok 03:52:57 ok apparently their anthem is "The Thunder Dragon Kingdom" 03:53:05 i guess that makes up for the fruit 03:53:20 o yes fruits.. i need fruits 03:53:34 oh shit it has an official dance 03:53:37 * hagb4rd fears scorvy 03:53:40 every anthem should have a dance. 03:53:47 eat an orange, ciel. 03:54:31 switzerland is also into not letting women vote 03:55:36 well if you get bombed and only have 21 people left 03:55:40 it's possible none of them are women 03:55:50 like maybe the bomb managed to kill all the women and nobody else 03:56:17 a horrible vision 03:56:30 worst case indeed 03:56:56 well it's entirely possible all the men were misogynists who were glad to be rid of them 03:56:59 i'm just saying 03:57:01 switzerland! 03:57:29 so, i went looking for small mountain countries, and «The Mountainous Republic of the Northern Caucasus (MRNC; also known as the Mountain Republic or the Republic of the Mountaineers; 1917–1920) was a short-lived state» 03:58:41 wow what 03:59:00 it was during the early modern "fucking clusterfuck 03:59:05 " period of russian history. 03:59:37 you need to look for countries _surrounded by_ mountains.. 03:59:56 isn't that only switzerland 04:00:10 maybe..don't know 04:00:21 switzerland is actually a crater 04:00:26 created during the wwii bombinbs of switzerland 04:00:37 though hannibal was crossing the alps with his war elephants to kick the shit out of rome 04:00:51 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swaziland okay how about this, this could work 04:01:01 their flag has a normal shape too... 04:01:25 lol..elliott 04:01:26 aren't some countries like kyrgystan practically surrounded by mountains? 04:01:43 *kyrgyzstan 04:01:45 you get a B+ in "spelling kyrgyzstan" 04:01:47 yes 04:01:48 novowelsstan 04:01:48 let's have afghanistan 04:02:04 it's not surrounded by mountains.. 04:02:05 kmc: kyrgyzstan get an F- in "naming your country" 04:02:06 too big, i'm telling you 04:02:28 but you can't beat the folks out of that mountains in the north 04:02:32 also swaziland has an average life expectancy of 31.88 years 04:02:32 "clinton deploys vowels to bosnia" 04:02:37 so uh. that's pretty sad. 04:02:46 "cities of sjlbvdnzv, grzny to be first recipients" 04:03:14 "let's lighten your mood with bosnia jokes" 04:03:40 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bavarian_Soviet_Republic 04:03:43 or even sealand with its 3 or 4 M60 brownings machine guns 04:03:53 "His government members were also not always well-chosen. For instance, the Foreign Affairs Deputy Dr. Franz Lipp (who had been admitted several times to psychiatric hospitals), declared war on Switzerland over the Swiss refusal to lend 60 locomotives" 04:04:07 "He also claimed to be well acquainted with Pope Benedict XV and he informed Vladimir Lenin via cable that the ousted former Minister-President Hoffmann had fled to Bamberg and taken the key to the ministry toilet with him." 04:04:26 i think we found out why all the swiss died, elliott. 04:04:36 i think i found my new hero 04:05:17 "he was shot dead by the right-wing nationalist Anton Graf von Arco auf Valley, who was rejected from membership in the Thule Society because of Jewish ancestry on his mother's side" why do they mention this? how is it related 04:05:48 It's part of a jewish conspiracy 04:06:06 oh dang this article has both the thule society and thurn und taxis, that's like half a conspiracy bingo. 04:06:15 oh, and communists. 04:06:42 and don't forget: the beavers 04:07:00 they are out there 04:07:07 waiting 04:07:13 anticipating 04:07:22