00:00:23 oops, sorry 00:01:23 ???? 00:02:53 elliott: it's Sgeo, I'm sure he's done enough that he's allowed to apologise any time he likes 00:03:55 that's not a lawful good comment, ais523 00:04:46 -!- carado has quit (Ping timeout: 256 seconds). 00:05:35 Sgeo: you have broken ais523's alignment, you should apologize 00:06:26 `? ais523 00:06:31 Agent “Iä” Smith is an alien with a strange allergy to avian body covering, which he is trying to retroactively prevent from ever evolving. On the 3rd of March, he's lawful good. 00:06:37 is it March 3? 00:06:55 on some dates, yes 00:07:03 yes 00:07:11 `addquote is it March 3? on some dates, yes 00:07:16 983) is it March 3? on some dates, yes 00:07:20 if you're american, living anywhere that isn't america, and use modular dates 00:07:27 modular dates? 00:07:56 that wisdom may not be entirely accurate, i thought that latest addition was a bit fishy 00:08:11 each number in the date is modulo whatever the number of things you can have in that field 00:08:28 however, note it doesn't say you're _only_ lawful good on the 3rd of march. 00:08:41 exception proves the rule 00:08:49 elliott, for not doing ^list sooner 00:09:06 it doesn't say that it only applies for the 3rd of march either 00:09:21 (can you have more than one alignment?) 00:10:25 of course not. 00:11:13 maybe there's a Dissociative Alignment Disorder in play 00:11:43 -!- monqy has quit (Quit: hello). 00:12:55 -!- ais523 has quit. 00:19:27 omg 00:19:30 hussie is just trolling now 00:19:54 istr getting really annoyed at 'hussie is trolling' theories back in the day 00:19:59 but now i can believe it 00:20:39 I thought it was obvious when he dumped in the troll thing for no reason a second time 00:20:53 well 00:21:07 there were obviously a few times he was pulling the fandom's collective leg 00:21:10 coppro, you don't want to learn about leprechauns? 00:21:35 Phantom_Hoover: he's very clearly been trolling since day one 00:21:39 or two 00:21:46 imo two 00:21:47 http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=001902 00:22:03 -!- Lymia has joined. 00:22:03 coppro: The charms thing doesn't seem like trolling to me 00:22:12 omg Lymia 00:22:15 Hii~ 00:22:17 leprechauning 00:22:23 `relcome lymia 00:22:26 ​lymia: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page. (For the other kind of esoterica, try #esoteric on irc.dal.net.) 00:22:27 zoosmell is actually a reference to his earlier work 00:22:30 also that's the sort of trolling thingy i never liked 00:22:30 FreeFull: Really? It doesn't seem like he's making fun of the readership's obsession with troll romance? 00:22:34 oh great, everyone is ms paint adventures 00:22:39 olsner: everyone. 00:22:43 http://www.andrewhussie.com/comic.php?sec=archive&auth=Blurbs&blurb=zs&cid=blurbs/00096-zs.gif 00:22:44 there is no hope 00:22:52 olsner: it's even on topic. ~ATH is totally an esoteric language 00:23:04 hey that guy looks like john's dad 00:23:06 Lymia, you're our last hope 00:23:12 break the equilibrium 00:23:23 Bike, hi! I'm pretty sure I've been here longer than you! You're not in my logs. From a long time ago. o-o 00:23:32 * Lymia has no idea why she decided to leave, or why she decided to come back, but. o-o 00:23:35 Hello Lymia 00:23:37 Phantom_Hoover, what happened D: 00:23:42 i like how confrontative that sounds 00:23:43 are you secretly elliott? 00:23:45 Lymia: I'm not sure `welcome has ever been used to actually welcome anybody. 00:23:52 Let alone `relcome. 00:23:55 `WELCOME Bike 00:23:58 BIKE: WELCOME TO THE INTERNATIONAL HUB FOR ESOTERIC PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE DESIGN AND DEPLOYMENT! FOR MORE INFORMATION, CHECK OUT OUR WIKI: HTTP://ESOLANGS.ORG/WIKI/MAIN_PAGE. (FOR THE OTHER KIND OF ESOTERICA, TRY #ESOTERIC ON IRC.DAL.NET.) 00:23:58 "hey Bike! i've been here longer than you so WATCH YOURSELF" 00:24:02 And yes, I'm new. Thanks for the intro elliott. 00:24:13 i have an infinite supply of welcomingness 00:24:15 Hey that link is broken though. Where is this wiki? Is it down? 00:24:16 `wehlcohme elliott 00:24:17 Bike: it should count as a welcome even if you don't stay 00:24:18 ehlliohtt: Wehlcohme to the ihntehrnahtiohnahl huhb fohr ehsohtehrihc prohgrahmmihng lahnguahge dehsihgn ahnd dehployhmehnt! Fohr mohre ihnfohrmahtiohn, chehck ouht ouhr wihki: http://ehsohlahngs.ohrg/wihki/Maihn_Pahge. (Fohr the ohthehr kihnd ohf ehsohtehrihca, try #ehsohtehrihc ohn ihrc.dahl.neht.) 00:24:27 Oh god. 00:24:27 Bike: unfortunately the uppercase wiki has yet to be fully realised 00:24:30 This is so confusing. 00:24:35 Lymia, (there was an explosion in `welcome commands) 00:24:37 Why do we have so many variants of the welcome script 00:24:38 o-o 00:24:44 Because it's "funny". 00:24:57 It's actually very unixy too! 00:25:04 `cat bin/wehlcohme 00:25:04 we also had like 10 different list scripts but that's had a stop put to it now 00:25:05 welcome "$@" | h 00:25:17 `run echo "this is a test!" | h 00:25:19 thihs ihs a tehst! 00:25:23 -!- oerjan has set topic: The most welcoming channel on Freenode. You have been warned. | #esoteric is supposed to be about esoteric programming languages, but is really a couple of dozen people being weird | Newsflash: fungot has been writing spam for money. | Logs: http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/. 00:25:26 Composable, small, useful utilities. 00:25:26 `cat bin/h 00:25:28 ​#!/usr/bin/perl -p \ s/([aeiouy])([bcdfghjklmnpqrstvxz])/$1h$2/ig 00:25:38 On IRC for some reason. 00:26:09 `quote being weird 00:26:11 No output. 00:26:32 All we need now is a translation to Lojban and Japanese o-o! 00:26:39 I thought that was just something taneb put in the topic. 00:26:45 Wasn't lojban verboten or something 00:26:54 didn't we have japanese 00:27:01 `välkommen 00:27:03 ​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: välkommen: not found 00:27:09 `witam 00:27:11 ​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: witam: not found 00:27:17 `ls bin 00:27:19 i'm just going to draw the line here 00:27:20 ​? \ @ \ WELCOME \ addquote \ allquotes \ anonlog \ aseen \ botsnack \ bseen \ calc \ CaT \ colorize \ define \ delquote \ emmental \ emoclew \ etymology \ forget \ fortune \ frink \ fueue \ gaseen \ google \ h \ ?h \ h! \ hatesgeo \ ?hh \ hyfinate \ hyphenate.fi \ interp \ joustreport \ jousturl \ js \ json \ karma \ karma- \ karma 00:27:28 `cat bin/CaT 00:27:30 ​#!/usr/bin/env python \ print (lambda s: "".join([(s[i].upper() if i%2==0 else s[i].lower()) for i in range(len(s)) ]))(open("/dev/stdin").read()) 00:27:35 i will not allow swedish welcome while i draw breath 00:27:35 what 00:27:38 oh 00:27:41 `youkoso 00:27:42 Mmmmm... no. 00:27:47 pfft 00:27:48 snort, what 00:27:50 `list 00:27:52 Phantom_Hoover: I think there was one 00:27:54 ais523 atriq Bike boily cuttlefish elliott fgrep Fiora fungot metasepia monqy Ngevd nortti oklopol Phantom_Hoover pikhq quintopia Sgeo SUPREME_BUTT_SUI Taneb 00:28:10 (what happens when the `list gets too long??) 00:28:12 `What is 00:28:13 Mmmmm... no. 00:28:16 SUPREME_BUTT_SUI 00:28:23 That does not sound nice. 00:28:25 I think it's self explanatory, lymia 00:28:39 it's the supreme sui of the butt 00:28:46 `quine Hi Lymia 00:28:49 ​`quine Hi Lymia 00:30:35 `ls bin/*ä* 00:30:37 ​/bin/ls: cannot access bin/*ä*: No such file or directory \ /bin/ls: cannot access bin/*ä*: No such file or directory 00:31:18 `ls bin/v?lk* 00:31:20 ​/bin/ls: cannot access bin/v?lk*: No such file or directory \ /bin/ls: cannot access bin/v?lk*: No such file or directory 00:31:23 `ls bin/v*lk* 00:31:25 ​/bin/ls: cannot access bin/v*lk*: No such file or directory \ /bin/ls: cannot access bin/v*lk*: No such file or directory 00:31:30 `run ls bin/*ä* 00:31:31 ​/bin/ls: cannot access bin/*ä*: No such file or directory \ /bin/ls: cannot access bin/*ä*: No such file or directory 00:31:39 god am i bad at shell or what 00:31:46 oops 00:31:52 `run ls bin/v*lk* 00:31:54 ​/bin/ls: cannot access bin/v*lk*: No such file or directory \ /bin/ls: cannot access bin/v*lk*: No such file or directory 00:31:59 OKAY 00:32:17 `cat bin/ls 00:32:19 ​#!/bin/sh \ if /bin/ls -id "$@" | grep -q ^752131 ; then echo 'As the wisdom directory contains many files named after nicks, listing it in public annoys people. Try `pastewisdom instead.'; else exec /bin/ls "$@"; fi 00:32:24 `run echo bin/w* 00:32:26 bin/wehlcohme bin/welcome bin/wl bin/word bin/words bin/wtf 00:32:34 `run echo bin/v* 00:32:36 bin/v* 00:32:54 oh man i totally forgot about that horrid hack 00:33:14 it appears that it duplicates the error messages 00:38:08 -!- augur has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 00:39:38 -!- sirdancealo2 has quit (Quit: ragequit). 00:43:13 !bfjoust 00:43:14 ​Use: !bfjoust . Scoreboard, programs, and a description of score calculation are at http://codu.org/eso/bfjoust/ 00:43:25 Is that, like 00:43:27 Still running o-o 00:43:42 people play it every now and then amidst periods of inactivity 00:44:16 (also why is codu down) 00:44:37 huh weird 00:44:42 @tell gregor httpd on codu.org is broken 00:44:43 Consider it noted. 00:50:51 Bleh. 00:50:56 And the bfjoust interpreter link is 404'd 00:50:59 Stupid link rot :( 00:51:25 http://codu.org/eso/bfjoust/egojsout/egojsout.html is the one most people use, but it's down of course 00:51:32 really? it worked last i checked, i think that's just codu being down 00:51:35 which link is 404'd? 00:51:57 The link's 'ais523's interpreter for his revised version' 00:52:08 blech, not bfjoust! 00:54:47 oh, hmm 00:55:02 @tell ais523 looks like we shouldn't link to sprunge from the wiki; your BF Joust interpreter has disappeared 00:55:02 Consider it noted. 00:55:39 Does anybody have a copy? :p 00:55:59 you might want to use fizzie's interpreter (which he probably has a link to), like HackEgo does. 00:56:10 ah, http://git.zem.fi/ has it 00:57:18 chainlance? 00:59:00 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJxLSm41hUk&feature=player_embedded 00:59:14 There are... 00:59:21 Three interepters in there o-o 01:00:19 And /wtf/ is header.asm for 01:01:43 elliott, you have a dump of the current hill? >_< 01:02:03 alas no 01:02:31 header.asm is because chainlance compiles the warriors to machine code iirc 01:02:38 I think gearlance is what hackego uses 01:03:27 Wow. 01:03:34 Chainlance, in fact, does JIT... 01:04:18 it almost makes sense with the 100K+ programs that are fashionable :P 01:05:38 .. 01:05:53 Extreme loop unrolling or something/ 01:06:02 partial code generation, mainly 01:06:18 stuff does case analysis to figure out what kind of program it's fighting/tape length/etc. and then proceeds repetitively from there 01:07:15 It sounds almost as if there's a case for having a personal tape to avoid huge programs... 01:07:39 Eh. 01:07:44 well, it's more about saving cycles I think 01:07:46 Though I guess that still has runtime cost.. 01:07:47 since using [] cost you 01:14:17 !bfjoust stupid < 01:14:28 ​Score for Lymia_stupid: 0.0 01:14:51 !bfjoust stupid [+--] 01:14:54 ​Score for Lymia_stupid: 7.5 01:14:58 ..? 01:15:04 The hill's alive but codu.org can't even be pinged? 01:15:43 maybe some traceroute style issues 01:15:47 thingy 01:16:51 !bfjoust stupidest >+[[-]>+] 01:16:54 ​Score for FreeFull_stupidest: 5.5 01:17:40 -!- oerjan has quit (Quit: leaving). 01:18:49 !bfjoust even_stupider [[]+] 01:18:52 ​Score for Lymia_even_stupider: 3.6 01:22:01 So... 01:22:04 codu.org is alive... 01:22:08 But can't be reached from outside? 01:22:18 o-o 01:23:29 -!- Lymia_ has joined. 01:24:08 `run wget http://codu.org/eso/bfjoust/in_egobot.hg/index.cgi/archive/tip.tar.bz2 01:24:08 Mmmmm... no. 01:24:13 ;< 01:24:28 -!- Lymia_ has changed nick to NiaVee. 01:24:29 -!- DHeadshot has joined. 01:24:30 `run wget http://codu.org/eso/bfjoust/in_egobot.hg/index.cgi/archive/tip.tar.bz2 01:24:32 ​--2013-03-17 01:24:31-- http://codu.org/eso/bfjoust/in_egobot.hg/index.cgi/archive/tip.tar.bz2 \ Connecting to 127.0.0.1:3128... connected. \ Proxy request sent, awaiting response... 403 Forbidden \ 2013-03-17 01:24:31 ERROR 403: Forbidden. 01:25:09 `run wget http://codu.org/eso/bfjoust/in_egobot.hg/ 01:25:11 ​--2013-03-17 01:25:10-- http://codu.org/eso/bfjoust/in_egobot.hg/ \ Connecting to 127.0.0.1:3128... connected. \ Proxy request sent, awaiting response... 403 Forbidden \ 2013-03-17 01:25:10 ERROR 403: Forbidden. 01:25:16 `run wget http://codu.org/ 01:25:17 ​--2013-03-17 01:25:17-- http://codu.org/ \ Connecting to 127.0.0.1:3128... connected. \ Proxy request sent, awaiting response... 403 Forbidden \ 2013-03-17 01:25:17 ERROR 403: Forbidden. 01:25:26 `run wget http://google.com/ 01:25:46 `run cat index.html 01:25:46 ​--2013-03-17 01:25:34-- http://google.com/ \ Connecting to 127.0.0.1:3128... connected. \ Proxy request sent, awaiting response... No data received. \ Retrying. \ \ --2013-03-17 01:25:36-- (try: 2) http://google.com/ \ Connecting to 127.0.0.1:3128... connected. \ Proxy request sent, awaiting response... No data received. \ Retrying. \ \ --2 01:25:47 probably you want `fetch 01:25:59 `run rm google.com 01:26:00 rm: cannot remove `google.com': No such file or directory 01:26:03 `run rm index.html 01:26:07 No output. 01:26:07 What does the `fetch script do? 01:26:14 `run cat `which fetch` 01:26:45 No output. 01:26:53 it's built-in 01:27:13 `fetch http://codu.org/eso/bfjoust/in_egobot.hg/index.cgi/archive/tip.tar.bz2 01:27:14 No output. 01:27:18 `ls 01:27:20 a.out \ bin \ brainfuck.fu \ canary \ Category:Self-modifying \ dbg.out \ dkVb20VL \ egobot.tar.xz \ etc \ factor \ foo \ foo.err \ foo.out \ ibin \ interps \ karma \ lib \ paste \ prefs \ prefs.bf \ quines \ quotes \ radio.php?out=inline&shuffle=1&limit=1&filter=*MitamineLab* \ sgfoobar \ share \ slist.orig \ slist.rej \ src \ sudo \ %sudo \ test 01:28:23 `help fetch 01:28:23 Runs arbitrary code in GNU/Linux. Type "`", or "`run " for full shell commands. "`fetch " downloads files. Files saved to $PWD are persistent, and $PWD/bin is in $PATH. $PWD is a mercurial repository, "`revert " can be used to revert to a revision. See http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/ 01:28:47 `run ls tip* 01:28:48 ​/bin/ls: cannot access tip*: No such file or directory \ /bin/ls: cannot access tip*: No such file or directory 01:29:01 `fetch http://google.com 01:29:03 2013-03-17 01:29:01 URL:http://www.google.com/ [10688] -> "index.html" [1] 01:29:26 `fetch http://64.62.173.65/eso/bfjoust/in_egobot.hg/index.cgi/archive/tip.tar.bz2 01:29:27 No output. 01:29:34 `fetch http://64.62.173.65/ 01:29:35 No output. 01:30:52 fuck, oerjan isn't here 01:31:18 aleph 1 times beth 1 is equal to beth one regardless of the CH, right? 01:31:49 ...yes, yes it is 01:32:10 (i like how i switched from '1' to 'one' there) 01:36:25 `fetch http://1077849409/ 01:36:26 No output. 01:36:36 No idea if it's a proxy, or if it's a dead webserver even... 01:36:41 -!- Bike has quit (Ping timeout: 246 seconds). 01:37:04 `run cat sudo 01:37:05 cat: sudo: Is a directory 01:37:43 -!- sirdancealot has joined. 01:38:30 `run wget -v http://codu.org/eso/bfjoust/in_egobot.hg/index.cgi/archive/tip.tar.bz2 2>&1 | curl -F 'sprunge=<-' http://sprunge.us 01:38:33 ​ % Total % Received % Xferd Average Speed Time Time Time Current \ Dload Upload Total Spent Left Speed \ 01:38:34 -!- Bike has joined. 01:38:47 `run wget -v http://codu.org/eso/bfjoust/in_egobot.hg/index.cgi/archive/tip.tar.bz2 2>&1 | curl -F 'sprunge=<-' http://sprunge.us > link 01:38:51 ​ % Total % Received % Xferd Average Speed Time Time Time Current \ Dload Upload Total Spent Left Speed \ 01:38:54 `run cat link 01:38:55 ERROR: The requested URL could not be retrieved