00:00:06 -Oshit 00:00:09 okay this rationale page... I can't say I get it 00:00:26 "C++ supports cleaner code in several significant cases. C++ makes it easier to write and enforce cleaner interfaces. C++ never requires uglier code." this just seems very vague? 00:00:32 i guess namespaces at the least must help 00:00:47 C++ never requires uglier code than C 00:00:54 because it supersets C 00:00:58 oh, they converted away gentype though 00:00:59 genius 00:01:07 Let me see if I can find the frozen meal that I liked 00:01:25 -!- sebbu has quit (Ping timeout: 248 seconds). 00:01:31 haha they'd already been doing name mangling 00:03:08 I _think_ this one http://www.healthychoice.com/products/complete-meals/sesame-chicken 00:03:17 I can't find instructions on it though 00:04:10 that has literally half the sodium of that shit i ate, damn 00:04:42 are you just made out of sodium Bike 00:04:52 well i am right now that's for sure 00:05:02 I just want to prove that these require a thermometer 00:05:06 seriously i'm pretty sure that was more seawater than soup 00:05:40 heh, "Asian inspired" 00:05:56 fixed point arithemtic types for AVR 00:05:58 mmm, seawter 00:06:02 seawater 00:06:39 -!- doesthiswork has joined. 00:06:45 Give me some bitter herbs too and I'd be happy 00:06:47 i bet people who eat this stuff regularly get honest to god seawater poisoning 00:07:03 if (__builtin_cpu_supports("popcnt")) { ... } 00:07:16 kmc: ? 00:07:19 What's popcnt? 00:07:20 they added this builtin 00:07:24 are there like only 50 people on freenode? 00:07:27 Sgeo: count the number of set bits 00:07:29 an instruction to get the population count of a register 00:07:43 it's the SECRET NSA INSTRUCTION THE GOVERNMENT DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT 00:07:46 Are there as many as 50 people 00:07:51 but actually it counts the number of set bits 00:08:02 I just want to know why kmc was pointing it out 00:08:04 I thought gcc already had a popcnt builtin though. 00:08:21 Bike: are you in fact that salt-eating alien from star trek? 00:08:23 (http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/M-113_creature) 00:08:32 "Water is considered the least toxic chemical compound, with a LD50 of 90 g/kg or more in rats." what a great sentence 00:08:32 Bike: maybe, but this lets you conditionalize 00:08:37 Jafet: every channel I go to there is someone who's name a recognise 00:08:39 my comment is not about popcnt, that's just an example 00:08:52 i was pointing out the new __builtin_cpu_supports 00:08:55 kmc: ohhhhh, you mean the builtin checking is newly available, not popcnt itself 00:09:18 kmc: is it only compile-time check if the target supports it, or can it generate code for checking at runtime? 00:09:43 runtime 00:09:46 I want my fixed pizza 00:09:57 but possibly it will elide if the -march=... argument guarantees it? 00:10:00 > let pizza = const "So good" in fix pizza 00:10:02 "So good" 00:10:08 I didn't know x86 had a query system like that. 00:10:22 cpuid and a giant table 00:10:25 probably 00:10:27 :t ?aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 00:10:29 (?aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa::t) => t 00:10:32 probably :/ 00:10:46 many features have bits in various CPUID results 00:10:49 I WANT MY PIZZa 00:10:51 Or more self modifying code 00:10:53 Stupid caplock 00:11:02 Sgeo: did you send it back because it was the wrong kind? 00:11:04 you can look at the bits of Linux kernel which compute the info that goes int /proc/cpuinfo 00:11:07 olsner, planning to\ 00:11:13 Waiting for them to arrive 00:11:35 wait, how do you know they're going to give you the wrong pizza? 00:12:04 They already gave me the wrong pizza, I'm waiting for them to come back to give me the right one 00:12:04 the SMC on cpuid conditionalizing in linux is pretty darn neat 00:12:19 Bike: altinstructions? 00:12:26 yeah 00:12:33 yeah it's cool 00:12:38 also the same thing for paravirt 00:14:35 Does that mean there are wx kernel pages 00:14:40 ok there are 00:15:41 well it could modify the permissions, or add a separate writeable mapping 00:15:44 but yes probably 00:15:47 -!- copumpkin has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). 00:15:53 http://www.walmart.com/ip/Healthy-Choice-Caf-Steamers-Margherita-White-Meat-Chicken-W-Angel-Hair-Pasta-Roasted-Garlic-In-Balsamic-Vinaigrette-Sauce.-Chicken/10794658#Directions 00:16:13 SgeoFood 00:16:18 -!- copumpkin has joined. 00:16:18 Note the instructions that state it must be cooked thoroughly 00:16:58 that sounds like something people don't actually do 00:17:31 Maybe I should find different frozen meals that don't have that requirement? 00:20:02 looks like it's something they have to put there because it contains poultry and it's sold in the US 00:20:08 I like the ones with the brownie 00:20:11 olsner, o.O 00:20:28 -!- carado has quit (Ping timeout: 246 seconds). 00:20:38 the only sensible thing is for them to have already cooked it to like 300 degrees in the factory before putting it in the package 00:22:20 3 frozen meals in a night isn't a bad idea, is it? 00:22:21 >.> 00:22:45 Why, that's a great idea. 00:22:56 I could use the calories >.> 00:23:20 This is generally true. 00:23:40 sgeo just, buy a cookbook or something, you're scaring me a bit. 00:23:41 http://www.nbcnews.com/id/27055169/#.UUz1wp5QCeI 00:23:58 "That message has been slow to catch on, despite a spate of illnesses last year from improperly microwaved frozen foods. On Sunday, the government issued a new warning urging consumers to thoroughly cook frozen chicken dinners after 32 people in 12 states were sickened with salmonella poisoning." 00:24:51 I'm starting to wonder if there's a comparison between making a meal and building a computer 00:25:22 hmm, interesting 00:26:26 yikes 00:27:13 Are there good cookbooks for gaining weight? 00:27:35 o.O I joked about this in #reddit-buildapc and someone said there actually is a website 00:27:52 buildameal? 00:28:09 I asked if there's something similar to PCPartPicker for food 00:28:29 Sgeo: There probably are, assuming you're doing it for medical/nutrition reasons. 00:30:56 -!- md_5 has quit (Ping timeout: 255 seconds). 00:30:56 I wonder if the fact that I'm hungry right now is making me think about all this stuff 00:31:53 accepting the wrong pizza might have solved that particular problem 00:32:35 -!- md_5 has joined. 00:38:09 why does Sgeo have the wrong pizza 00:38:22 he doesn't, that's the problem 00:38:34 he has no pizza at all, if I understand the situation correctly 00:40:09 not even a None Pizza with Left Beef? 00:40:12 (http://www.thesneeze.com/2007/the-great-pizza-orientation-test.php) 00:40:27 The good pizza's here 00:40:36 narrowly saved from starvation once again 00:40:55 Sgeo: btw, got a good tip for checking temperature of the food from another channel: stick a (clean) finger in the food - if it hurts it's done 00:41:00 Sgeo: Have you considered eating everything? 00:41:54 olsner, I did have a pizza 00:41:57 The wrong one 00:42:09 Because the delivery person messed up, I assume 00:42:47 ... and you gave it back? 00:43:28 I gave it back when I got the correct pizza 00:44:01 what constitutes an incorrect pizza 00:44:19 Squares and mysterious topping 00:44:24 I wonder what they did with the pizza they got back 00:44:31 yeah fuck squares, i hate that guy too. 00:50:38 "Half zine. Half blog. Half not good with fractions." 00:50:58 That's a fun blog. 00:51:36 * Bike enters quote, sees "your pets are being skinned alive" in his search history 00:53:59 the first hit is a search result page from a search that didn't find anything 00:54:13 how does that happen? 00:55:02 Bike: are your pets being skinned alive 00:56:28 no but yours are i guess 00:56:50 Mine are not. 00:57:06 They are adorably asleep though. 00:58:05 "I could tell for a week or so that Eddie didn't look good and was on his way out. I tried a few different things I read on the Internet but they didn't help. Possibly because those things were mostly cocktail recipes and reviews of cool apps I should download." 01:10:48 -!- hagb4rd has joined. 01:14:06 i'll have a Just Pizza with (GT, Pepperoni) please 01:14:58 haha 01:15:33 what about a pizzo38 01:15:35 When I try to run Icarus Verilog it says it cannot find something in the DLL. 01:16:17 kmc: i fear that may contain gopher meat 01:16:41 haha 01:16:46 how do you know gopher meat is bad 01:16:46 also it has plain tex without mex 01:16:53 hahaha 01:16:56 Now that's rough. 01:17:12 in crotobaltislavonia, gopher meat is considered a delicacy 01:17:20 OKAY 01:17:41 heegan 01:17:44 hichaf 01:17:49 It snowed today. 01:17:52 Disaster! 01:17:58 shachaf: you were in my twitter feed today! (Indirectly, via nullary type classes) 01:18:01 shachaf: in EPA?? 01:18:06 No, WA. 01:18:12 that makes more sense 01:18:25 Where? 01:18:25 has anyone actually used nullary typeclasses yet 01:18:28 also do they support methods 01:18:34 are you sure it wasn't just marijuana smoke 01:19:02 we had a tornado here in WA yesterday 01:19:10 are you sure it wasn't just marijuana smoke 01:19:21 Bike: the joke is that drugs 01:19:27 are legal in WA now 01:19:29 the thing that slightly worries me about nullary typeclasses is that as configuration, they seem to have a hint of the badness of global variables 01:19:34 whoa!!!!! 01:19:47 I should learn what these nullary typeclass things are 01:20:00 kmc: joke? 01:20:02 kmc: Where in your Twitterfeed was it? 01:20:11 shachaf: a retweet of a /r/haskell bot I think 01:20:23 argh what's the pronunciation of shachaf 01:20:25 hagb4rd: "In November 2012 Washington state became one of just two states to pass by initiative the legal sale and possession of marijuana for both medical and non-medical use" 01:20:35 i voted for it 01:20:35 still illegal under federal law though 01:20:37 erryday etc 01:20:38 nooodl: שחף hth 01:20:39 nice 01:20:44 but Bike its illegal 01:20:50 I voted for the same here. 01:20:52 (Colorado) 01:20:53 nice, congrats Washington! 01:21:00 illegal more like awesomelegal 01:21:01 420 repeal manifestly unjust and grotesquely ineffective prohibition every day 01:21:07 The other state is Colorado. Also November 2012. 01:21:09 o.O did shachaf invent nullary typeclasses? 01:21:11 Bike: did you vote for an illegal thing 01:21:21 yes exactly 01:21:26 Bike: you know that's transitively illegal right 01:21:30 Sgeo: he discovered them in the Platonic realm 01:21:39 "the Platonic realm" is a euphemism for ddarius 01:21:45 how can something like..illegally grow 01:21:50 criminal plants 01:22:07 what if we had a weed that grew firearms what then huh 01:22:18 I used to think that "the Platonic realm" was "the plutonic realm" 01:22:25 Because it was things that exist on Pluto. 01:22:28 The realm of death? 01:22:28 Pluto is where we store all our ideas 01:22:33 also do they support methods <-- the trac discussion did have that worrisome bug about the method's type not containing any of the types from the class context, but hopefully that was fixed? 01:22:33 (Pluto was a planet at the time.) 01:23:05 oerjan: I hope that was fixed. 01:23:14 i like the idea that all of math is written down on a stone tablet on Pluto 01:23:14 Oh, so they're still basically global things, meh 01:23:26 kmc: Wasn't that basically the plot of 2001 01:23:32 yeah kinda 01:23:47 oerjan: You should worry that nullary type classes are global as a special case of worrying that all type classes are global. 01:23:57 hagb4rd: it's an amusing absurdity yes, but a lot of 'natural' things are illegal and rightfully so 01:24:02 like murdering your neighbor and taking his land 01:24:27 right.. .wasn't there a book by leary too? 01:24:34 so the fact that marijuana grows naturally is not ipso facto reason to legalize it 01:24:46 but there are abundant reasons, so you don't need that one 01:25:14 also I think growing it is not legal in WA yet 01:25:28 you can't buy or sell or grow it, but if you happen to find some in the street then you can have it and smoke it 01:25:37 Whereas in Colorado it is already entirely legal to grow it. 01:25:49 oerjan: nullary typeclasses aren't meant to have a point. 01:25:55 You can't buy or sell it, but if you have a few plants it's quite legal. 01:25:55 I think if shachaf sees anyone using them he'll be sad. 01:26:21 pikhq_: clearly we should set up a colorado-washington exchange 01:26:33 Bike: interstate commerce 01:26:34 shachaf: except when a type class has arguments, you can at least use newtype wrapping... 01:26:36 go directly to jail 01:26:47 ahaha, voter turnout on the initiative was 81%, "the highest in the nation" 01:26:50 kmc: well so's growing it yourself 01:26:51 though actually, growing weed in your own backyard and smoking it yourself in your house is considered interstate commerce as well 01:26:55 yup 01:27:16 Because somehow anything you do that can affect interstate commerce in any way is interstate commerce. 01:27:21 Y'know, butterfly effecty. 01:27:26 it's really quite an efficient system, we never need another constitutional amendment because the federal government has discovered that they're allowed to do anything they want anyway 01:27:36 i like the idea that all of math is written down on a stone tablet on Pluto <-- frozen methane tablet, you mean 01:27:55 Stone, methane, same thing. 01:28:03 420 smoke methane every day 01:28:38 'Hmmm. I have thought before that I would nice if it were somehow possible to set (global?) "default" values for implicit params, but it were still possible to explicitly override them if necessary. This almost acomplishes that, except there's no way to override the defaults.' 01:28:54 stop it kmc you'll make me want to consider supporting states rights people 01:29:23 States are people too! 01:29:36 Bike: to be clear I'm in favor of most forms of "judicial activism", like legalizing abortion and desegregating schools 01:30:08 the constitutional argument in Roe v. Wade is also ridiculous, but it was a necessary step 01:30:14 and i'm not actually in favor of making miscegenation laws "an issue for the states", yes 01:30:24 US legal tradition has long held that courts are lawmaking entities anyways. 01:30:26 I think the current system of fake federalism is kinda messed up and could do with some refactoring 01:30:27 the ninth and tenth amendments are so very weird 01:30:38 (literally since day one) 01:30:50 Not since day one, it was like... Madison v. Monroe wasn't it 01:30:58 marbury v. madison? 01:31:03 there we go. 01:31:04 Google still asks me to take a tour of Google Reader 01:31:11 haha 01:31:13 get a screenshot 01:31:30 So like, day... 9855. 01:31:31 guys just get a queen 01:31:36 it resolves 100% of problems 01:32:11 In a confusing situation, many states have a "reception statute" on the books. 01:32:29 These statutes mean "English common law is $state common law, up to $date." 01:32:45 pff, nice. 01:32:49 except in louisiana where it's the Napoleanic code? 01:33:02 shachaf: news of the nullary type classes was also retweeted by dons 01:33:25 ok not really but they have weird French civil law there 01:33:35 It's a variant of Napoleanic code. 01:34:25 does florida use spanish colonial laws 01:34:38 Oh jeeze, New York incorporated the *full set* of English laws. 01:34:52 I think New York has regulations on the powers of the King. 01:34:57 magna carta still enforced in new york 01:35:18 guy named john straw pulled off the street, drawn, quartered 01:35:18 Yes, I'm pretty sure the Magna Carta is law in New York. 01:35:44 See elliott? We do have a king probably. 01:35:45 I think Harvard University still enjoys some protections from eminent domain, dating back to the Massachusetts Bay Colony charter 01:35:49 i understand scotland is neither common nor civil law 01:35:51 signed by King James I or whoever 01:36:06 james VI! 01:36:37 heh you're scottish 01:36:57 I prefer His Imperial Majesty Norton I, Emperor of these United States, Protector of Mexico. 01:37:13 «In other words, if an 'uninhabited' or 'infidel' territory is colonized by Britain, then the English law automatically applies in this territory from the moment of colonization; however if the colonized territory has a pre-existing legal system, the native law would apply (effectively a form of indirect rule) until formally superseded by the English law, through Royal Prerogative subjected to the Westminster Parliament.» good lord 01:37:18 "No that's not Malcolm... I'm in a Scottish restaurant and a man's yelling that they've under-fried his Mars bar." 01:44:48 shit i really should watch the thick of it 01:45:00 yes you should 01:45:32 Phantom_Hoover: You should really MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS AND NOT DELETE PEOPLE'S LISTS. 01:45:51 unfortunately it's not on the iplayer which means my only options are piracy or *shudder* dvds 01:46:33 it's on Hulu in the US 01:46:50 so you could watch it by proxying through some kind of Amerikabox 01:46:56 i feel as though i am the victim of some terrible injustice 01:47:06 why isn't it on iplayer anyway 01:47:14 iplayer only lasts 7 days 01:47:20 assholes 01:47:21 i really don't know why 01:47:25 your tv license fee paid for this show 01:47:36 which I enjoy for free with commercials oddly inserted 01:47:54 getting fucked over by tv licensing is just part of the British Experience 01:48:06 god save the queen 01:48:15 anyway you can probably torrent it 01:48:20 backup the queen 01:48:39 I got 98.6 fucking percent of Time Trumpet and then my torrent stalled 01:48:40 we all got ostensibly-polite but still threatening letters from them in my halls 01:50:14 git commit the queen 01:50:20 but do not under any circumstance force-push her 01:50:38 shachaf do you like my ASCII art in #cslounge or do you think it was 01:50:39 'too much' 01:50:40 can i cherry pick her? 01:50:43 How's about rebasing the queen? 01:50:54 informing us that we can't watch live tv in our rooms (but we can in the kitchen), unless it's on a device which isn't connected to an aerial or mains power, in which case if your parents have a licence it comes under that for some reason 01:51:21 what if you record the TV 01:51:53 Phantom_Hoover: What if you have a license? 01:52:09 well you can watch the iplayer without a licence if it's not live 01:54:27 kmc: i don't care about big pastes that much but maybe its against "the house rules""????? idk 01:54:43 imo there should be a channel where you can paste without people getting 01:54:57 upset 01:55:05 that pause was ominous 01:55:36 om nom nom 01:55:53 it was only 7 lines :'( 01:56:04 kmc: I bet your IRCalike has better paste support. 01:56:12 Can I use it yet?! 01:56:23 it does; it has Markdown code blocks with syntax highlighting 01:56:30 is there a website yet? you gotta "build the hype" 01:56:31 and no, not generally open to the public yet 01:56:37 no company website 01:56:45 are you actually working for the nsa 01:56:49 no 01:57:07 that's what an nsa worker would say! 01:57:14 probably the main reason is that we don't have a final name for the company yet 01:57:19 oh nsa.gov is back up 01:57:21 oerjan: yeah maybe 01:57:35 did you see the cryptologs there 01:57:37 kmc, call it & 01:57:46 I don't actually know, I think most of them can admit that they work at NSA (if not anything else about the job) 01:57:47 where & is like @ 01:57:52 unlike CIA 01:57:57 fun fact: i pronounce & as @ 01:58:06 2>&1 -----> two into at 1 01:58:13 s/.$/one/ 01:58:25 it'll be http://ampersa.nd 01:58:26 & and Tea 01:58:28 'trendy' 01:58:35 is that north dakota 01:58:39 yes 01:58:45 imo move to north dakota and secede to get your own tld 01:58:46 the newly independent people's republic of north dakota 01:58:53 wait wat 01:59:10 TIL http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Country_codes_of_Serbia 01:59:40 "This task, which could seem trivial, is made hugely complex by the number of countries in the world having names which begin with the letter S." 01:59:45 sorry, * @&Tea 02:00:09 haha svalbard 02:00:14 way to punk those serbs!! 02:00:19 kmc: why does mosh+irssi drop all my keystrokes 02:00:22 when my system freezes 02:00:28 so i keep typing and like half of them come out mushed together 02:00:32 it's incredibly annoying 02:01:03 Why do you have system freezes 02:01:04 oh man i need to look up countrycodes for macedonia now 02:01:35 ampersa.fyrom 02:02:18 wow it's just .mk, that's, pretty boring 02:02:57 > 'k' `elem` "macedonia" 02:02:58 False 02:04:48 the russian, as you might have guessed 02:05:01 What is russian 02:05:02 or uh cyrillic 02:05:31 -!- oerjan has quit (Quit: leaving). 02:08:42 http://fora.tv/2012/11/22/Ole_Peters_Introducing_Irreversible_Time_in_Economics 02:10:49 What's that? 02:11:12 A video someone sent me. I thought it was interesting. 02:11:36 imo watch it and see 02:11:48 FINE 02:12:42 is this the infamous oleg? 02:12:55 or is this guy too britishoid 02:12:56 No? 02:12:59 or... whatever 02:13:04 That's not even any Oleg. 02:13:06 the Infamous O.L.E.G. 02:13:15 Ole is basically like Oleg. 02:13:31 -!- Gregor has quit (Ping timeout: 256 seconds). 02:13:31 elliott: there's an open ticket about the fact that it queues input during arbitr. long disconnects 02:13:50 oh I don't get disconnected or anything 02:14:09 it's just my system stops working for like 10 seconds because linux is terrible and X is terrible and I have a billion chrome tabs open 02:14:17 oh 02:14:17 and then what I typed during that period comes out in a mangled mush 02:14:21 hm 02:14:29 and the same doesn't happen with ssh? 02:14:42 (once it even changed irssi window on me and sent this mangled mush into a channel instead of a /query, presumably control code nonsense) 02:15:12 kmc: good question. I've on to irc fver on this machine. there it goes again. I've only used mosh to irc on this server on this machine. 02:15:21 oh well irssi has this paste detection feature which interacts poorly with Mosh 02:15:35 if it gets a bunch of control codes all at once, it assumes it's a paste rather than legit cursor moves etc 02:16:42 on shitty connections (or with shitty host as you observed) Mosh will end up dumping a lot of queued input all at once 02:17:07 SSH doesn't, because the keystrokes went out as separate TCP packets, or something 02:17:25 yeah I've had that issue too but I think it's separate 02:17:29 like, there's no server lag in this situation 02:17:30 just local lag 02:17:30 Mosh just tries to state-sync the latest version of this input queue object and when it finally suceeds, there's a lot of input to send to the application 02:17:39 ok 02:17:47 if you disable irssi paste detection does it go away 02:17:49 kmc: is kmcirc going to use ssp 02:18:02 What does paste detection do? 02:18:12 shachaf: you mean the product i'm working on? 02:18:16 Yes. 02:18:18 kmc: good question 02:18:20 I've named it for you. 02:18:23 Sgeo: it tells you "are you sure you want to paste four hundred lines into ##furry" 02:18:26 I guess I should set up some other kind of paste protection if I am going to do that 02:18:27 Now you can release it. 02:18:30 since I accidentally middle-click a lot 02:18:48 not exactly, since it's a HTTP-based protocol 02:18:50 with a web client 02:18:57 no UDP for us 02:19:05 but we're aware of the SSP design and are factoring it in 02:19:26 how do you feel spending your time working on a glorified web app for businesses 02:19:38 (insert various indicators of smugness here) 02:19:45 do you even have a job 02:19:45 what we're doing now looks a bit like Quora's LiveNode 02:19:48 are you a welfare queen 02:20:15 are you talking to me or kmc 02:20:33 he's talking to me 02:20:50 Bike: im a lazy bum :'( 02:20:56 elliott: shrug, i took this job because of the people and not the tech 02:21:16 kmc: "it's like quora" i'm sorry but i have to feel bad for you for saying this 02:21:21 haha 02:21:28 LiveNode is cool tech though! 02:21:52 every bit of HTML they send you, they remember which DB queries went into it, and when any of those rows is changed, they push an update out to your browser (via HTTP long-polling) 02:22:05 so you never need to reload a Quora page; everything on it (comments votes etc.) is kept up to date 02:22:29 ummm what's a database 02:23:13 Meteor is similar except they also transparently cache parts of the DB on the client side and so some queries happen locally, and also you use the same APIs for client and server code 02:23:16 That doesn't work if he just said "DB". 02:23:27 Bike 02:23:28 shut up 02:23:35 after working on a realtime web app for 6 months it's abundantly clear that a framework like Meteor is needed 02:23:39 no you shut up 02:23:45 no 02:23:46 you shut up 02:23:49 ==Bike 02:24:00 no you, shut up 02:24:04 no 02:24:08 you are wrong as to the person who should be shutting up 02:24:08 (but yeah that sounds cool kmc) 02:24:10 (btw we know founders of Meteor and Quora so we have some clueful opinions on how they do things) 02:24:10 because it's actually you 02:24:20 imo it's you? 02:24:27 (are the founders of quora as soulless as their website) 02:24:30 imo Bike it's actually you 02:24:39 That's just like your opinion man. 02:24:52 I think Adam D'Angelo is not soulless 02:24:54 maybe the others 02:24:57 they fired that one guy 02:24:59 OK I do have to say Quora's site is pretty, uh, i dunno. 02:25:13 Bike: well in this case my opinion is the factual kind 02:25:15 "Quora is your best source for knowledge. Quora aims to be the easiest place to write new content and share content from the web." like... 02:25:20 their current policy of hiding stuff if you don't sign in is extremely annoying 02:25:29 they're backpeddling that a little bit 02:25:39 it's like the vaguest thing ever 02:25:46 it's not clear that they have a business model or a clear idea of what they want to be 02:25:50 yes 02:26:01 are we at a point where that's a negative thing for startups yet 02:26:05 heh 02:26:08 depends on the stage 02:26:12 they've been around for a while now 02:26:18 I think it starts to look bad after years 02:26:26 because i mean i use 'social media' sites and i'm still not sure how they could possibly make money 02:26:27 Twitter doesn't totally have a business model but they do more or less know what they want to be 02:26:36 it's like stack exchange with a smaller font and facebook 02:26:52 like, it's one thing to not make money, it's another thing to not even know why people should come to your site 02:27:36 I go to quora.com for the exciting LiveNode® live update technology. 02:28:17 kmc: yeah i mean, i use a few sites that boil down to "you post things and other people read them" but that doesn't seem very businessy. 02:28:50 we have a relatively clear business model so that's good 02:28:56 too early to actually be making money though 02:29:08 is #esoteric going to move to kmc's chat 02:29:15 doubtful 02:29:34 kmc mcchatister 02:29:39 kmc hunts down freenode staff, forces them to move to kmcirc 02:29:46 kmccommicchat 02:29:55 yesssss. 02:30:02 Are you going to give us all free life licenses? 02:30:10 comic chat crashes when I try to connect to Freenode :( 02:30:30 Wait, I hadn't heard of this Comic Chat thing. 02:30:39 Hmm, or maybe I had. 02:30:41 It's a Microsoft thing 02:30:43 Old 02:30:52 ?? I thought everybody here read jerkcity 02:30:52 I thought everybody here read jerkcity 02:30:56 thx 02:31:01 thlambdabot 02:31:23 Bike: All I know is that that's "that thing kmc quotes" 02:31:38 I used Comic Chat once 02:31:44 When i was playing around emulating Win98 02:31:47 it's written and produced by a sapient kmccomicchat instance, Mel Gibson. 02:32:09 pretty sure kmc secretly writes jerkcity 02:32:48 i kind of want to write an exploit for comic chat 02:32:58 I confuse jerkcity and achewood. 02:33:03 "those weird comics kmc reads" 02:33:03 except that I don't know any win9x debug tools 02:33:10 IDA? 02:33:25 don't have it, don't know it 02:33:25 kmc: Doesn't ollydbg work for that? 02:33:58 I did a reverse engineering thing for a Windows binary for a pseudo-CTF with that. 02:34:10 presumably Win98 has no ASLR, no NX pages, no stack protectors 02:34:11 It was fun. 02:34:13 cool 02:34:16 whose PCTF? 02:34:24 is 'pseudo-ctf' a thing? 02:34:34 Um, an internal company one. 02:34:38 ok 02:34:41 super sekret 02:34:46 shachaf who (if anyone) do you work for these days 02:35:54 No one. 02:36:27 But the plan is probably to change that once I get back to CA? 02:36:31 i see 02:40:35 where do you want to work? 02:41:33 shachaf: was ollydbg easy to learn? 02:42:59 Not sure yet. 02:43:21 Pretty easy for what I did, which wasn't *that* involved. 02:44:17 It was enough to realize that there's a lot that gdb isn't very convenient for. 02:45:34 like what? 02:48:33 does anyone have one of those days when they realize nine tenths of the geologic timespan had only bacteria and such as living organisms 02:48:43 I don't remember the details much. 02:49:05 For example when you're stepping through instructions and you're on a branch instruction it tells you whether the branch is going to be taken. 02:50:03 Bike: no 02:50:08 Bike: computers are awesome (haha im lying) 02:51:06 "Determining where Ediacaran organisms fit in the tree of life has proven challenging; it is not even established that they were animals, with suggestions that they were lichens (fungus-alga symbionts), algae, protists known as foraminifera, fungi or microbial colonies, to hypothetical intermediates between plants and animals" like 02:51:21 Bike: today I was wigging out about the fact that language and human civilization have existed for only the blink of an eye in evolutionary timescale 02:51:42 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Cyclomedusa_2.png i bet this is a photo of a rarely preserved elliott 02:51:46 kmc: were you on... the drugs 02:52:04 how about the fact that oil will only have existed for the blink of an eye 02:52:25 well, existed and used by humans 02:52:25 oh snap gettin' political!! 02:53:09 Someone renewed shachaf.com :-( 02:53:09 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Charnia.png seriously though, the hell is this stuff. 02:53:17 That's like, your grandpa or something. 02:53:26 Oh, wait, no they didn't. 02:53:33 bonus: this isn't a plant. 02:53:48 bacteria -> apes, 3,600,000,000 years 02:53:49 Bike: i can't open you pictures because my computer is terrible 02:53:53 apes -> rocketships, the internet: 100,000 years 02:54:11 elliott: Basically picture sitting on a rock and that's it. It's your butt. 02:54:45 simulated reality sex: eternity 02:54:45 elliott: no i wasn't although I had just woken up 02:54:50 yes 02:54:51 Your six hundred million year old butt 02:54:59 if you want a picture of the future, imagine a boob slapping a human face, forever 02:55:13 Or until heat death, if you know what I mean 02:55:26 homo sapiens: great ape or greatest ape? 02:55:40 -!- nooodl has quit (Ping timeout: 272 seconds). 02:55:55 kmc: Those aren't the only two possibilities! (But it is a few) 02:56:18 They're pretty good as apes go, imo 02:56:20 Eat grapes 02:56:53 Humans are homo sapiens sapiens, though; not homo sapiens. Isn't it? 02:56:58 -!- Phantom_Hoover has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 02:57:17 We fit in Homo sapiens too. 02:57:26 It's the magic of hierarchical classifications. 02:57:39 homo (cycle sapiens) 02:57:42 OK 02:57:49 imo bicycle sapiens 02:57:55 that's Bike 02:58:07 bbl though, i must cuddle with a fellow ape and watch televised entertainments concerning a group of apes who attend a, 'community college' 02:58:52 At first, I don't think human is ape, until someone told me what is the definition of "ape", and then it seem to me that actually human is ape. 02:58:52 shachaf: My genera was actually discovered by Hermann Buttmeister, so technically it's "Buttmeister sapiens". 02:59:00 kmc: is it back on? 02:59:03 kmc: just distract yourself from working at quora 02:59:13 kmc works at quora? 02:59:19 Oh, that was Community. 02:59:46 copumpkin: he works at fake plastic imitation of quora 02:59:47 no I work at a tiny startup in Central Square, Cambridge which lacks a permanent name 02:59:53 it's not quora at all :'( 02:59:59 it's the ms comic chat version of quora 03:00:11 It's like a MS COMIC CHAT for QUORA! 03:00:22 fake chinese rubber startup? 03:00:24 fuck, i'd invest in that 03:00:44 kmc: you don't sound very enthusiastic about it 03:00:52 (I'm perceptive this way) 03:01:03 yeah Community started up again last month or so 03:01:11 the show-runner got fired and so it's Not The Same 03:01:11 omg 03:01:12 he's probably just unenthusiastic about it here vis a vis his not cuddlmunitying. 03:01:15 damn 03:01:15 but still pretty good 03:01:16 wtf 03:01:44 and I sound un-excited just because the product isn't something likely to excite people here 03:01:49 ah 03:01:56 it's a realtime communication tool (i.e. 'chat') for businesses 03:01:57 Y U MAEK ASSUMPTION ABOUT US 03:01:58 why it hardly involves sum types at all 03:02:04 with a user experience based on Zephyr 03:02:06 yeah what Bike said 03:02:11 got to go tho for reals, back later 03:02:20 uh kmc I'm pretty sure you'll find the reals don't exist 03:02:20 i want a zephyr account :'( 03:02:24 kmc: omg is it better than MICROSOFT LYNC 03:02:25 try: "got to go tho for naturals" 03:02:33 alright have fun :P 03:02:34 copumpkin: how do i get a zephyr account!! 03:02:37 I think IRC is better for chat, not HTML, isn't it? 03:02:38 Gotta go for computable reals 03:02:44 zzo38: http, not html 03:02:52 well that's what i gathered anyway. 03:02:53 Well, not HTTP either. 03:03:03 IRC and HTML aren't comparable obv. 03:03:31 SMTP is no good for chat either, because it is for electronic mail, instead. 03:04:26 http://principiadiscordia.com/memebombs/kwotes.pl?action=list&o=date 03:04:36 IRC is better for chat than for HTML. 03:04:45 shachaf: Yes, that too. 03:04:56 I swear those seemed better when I was 14. 03:05:48 What seem better when you are 14? 03:05:53 memebombs. 03:06:21 Try &so=reverse and see if it work better, then. 03:07:48 nope 03:08:54 -!- Arc_Koen has quit (Quit: Arc_Koen). 03:15:20 -!- md_5 has quit (Quit: ZNC - http://znc.in). 03:15:32 -!- kallisti has joined. 03:15:32 -!- kallisti has quit (Changing host). 03:15:32 -!- kallisti has joined. 03:17:43 Bike: what is a memebomb. i cannot click links. 03:20:59 Well, you've heard of a bomb, yeah? 03:22:47 [...] 03:22:49 Well, this is like a meme one. 03:23:40 I can copy the text in case you cannot access it. 03:32:54 -!- Frooxius has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 03:33:29 -!- Frooxius has joined. 03:34:14 -!- copumpkin has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 03:37:14 -!- copumpkin has joined. 03:41:36 copumpkin: I have no idea what Lync is, so, probably yes 03:42:26 zzo38: the benefit of a web app is that anyone can start using it instantly, and you can distribute updates instantly without the user knowing 03:42:38 both of which are pretty important when you're trying to build a business quickly 03:42:57 kmc: are you really 03:43:05 kmc: Well, you still need an internet connection and a compatible web browser, and they might not want updates without knowning. 03:43:26 once you have a web app then you are sort of stuck with HTTP for the protocol, and it's not the best for chat, but it's workable 03:44:17 but we have an API and there will be other clients and an IRC or XMPP bridge would not be impossible 03:44:35 people warned us in the strongest possible terms not to base our thing on XMPP, because it's shit 03:44:52 I agree XMPP is no good; IRC is much better. 03:45:19 #5249: I don't want to believe this statement. #5248: I want this statement to be false. #5247: I'm a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from man. #5246: The meaning of life is [DATA EXPUNGED]. #5245: Laugh at this sentence, please. #5244: You are the voice in your head. #5243: we take the naps we think we deserve. #5422: How can you be paranoid, knowing that that's exactly what they want? 03:45:32 well said 03:45:55 what's shit about XMPP out of curiosity 03:46:02 i don't know 03:46:04 especially compared to IRC which is pretty i dunno 03:46:08 but everyone who knows the protocol hates it 03:46:32 our API is like an order of magnitude simpler than either 03:46:42 assuming you have a working HTTPS client library 03:46:46 no RPC_WEBSITE i assume 03:47:07 it's especially simple if you just want to send one message, which is what people need for their buildbot integration or whatever 03:47:10 s/5422/5242/ 03:47:17 anyway time for more TV, back later 03:47:42 i'll yell at kmc thru irc<->kmchat bridge 4 sure 03:48:03 kmc: btw aren't you competing with 37signals 03:48:32 Which one is better? 03:54:47 Oh hey someone's making their own chat protocol? 03:55:41 Sgeo: Actually it is HTTPS, I think, seems to be what they are saying? 03:55:52 elliott, remember Sine? Years ago some Siners made their own chat protocol 03:55:57 Don't know what happened with it 03:56:45 Oh, I see 03:58:06 #5241: if you take everything out of the inside you end making a new inside #5240: Follow ME - I'll be right behind you #5239: They promised me fiery doom, but all i ever got was this lukewarm failure #5238: Doesn't this all seem a bit weird to you? #5237: love to see it happen #5236: I promise... Or not.. Or do... Whatever. 03:58:09 elliott: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mistaken_Point,_Newfoundland_and_Labrador so i decided to link you to weird subarctic names i find 03:58:16 Some of these have question mark. Can you answer any of these questions please? 03:58:39 (Specifically, #5242 and #5238, for example) 03:58:48 I don't, and yes. 04:00:04 #5235: "You wish to fight the darkness? You want to try to eradicate the very thing that comes after light? The being that never leaves? The essence that hides all evil? Are you stupid?" - Foxius #5234: If there's an almighty god who's not a failure, the one you've been hearing about could only be an impostor. But that only makes sense if you're sane, and as saint paul amply demonstrated, sanity is overrated. 04:00:16 There are more question, even more than one per text! 04:01:19 Is your response to this question a negative response? 04:01:42 No, n/a, not a question, no, yes and no. 04:01:53 Sgeo: Does another question count, such as: Who knows? 04:02:50 Trogool knows. 04:03:12 Bike: Do you know that you lose due to it not being a question? 04:03:31 zzo38: yes, it runs over HTTPS. it also runs over TCP, IP, and IEEE 802 04:03:48 Yes. 04:04:02 OK. 04:04:04 #5233: Poking shit with a stick accomplishes nothing, except makes it smell even worse. #5232: It is better to learn to embrace the darkness than to waste electricity turning on all the lights and making them explode. #5231: Please save the monsters who are getting killed 04:04:20 kmc: are you enjoying this alternating tv / internet arguments 04:04:23 I will skip #5230 because is no good, and I will skip everything else too because it is off page. 04:04:32 what's #5230 i'm curious now 04:04:55 elliott: yeah we're competing with them and with hipchat and with IRC and with fucking Skype and GChat which are apparently popular in the business world 04:05:02 despite the fact that they don't work very well at all 04:05:07 elliott: yes enjoying 04:05:20 i couldn't watch Community because of Hulu fucking me over somehow 04:05:21 kmc, what about Campfire? 04:05:25 elliott: Well, you have to read it by yourself if you want to, and also #5229 which it seems to be replying to, possibly. 04:05:25 kmc: if it doesn't support ieee 752 why sould i invest in you 04:05:26 pretty sure competing with 37signals is some kind of startup blasphemy. i bet 37signals encourage startup blasphemy in one of their books. 04:05:33 i've never even looked at their books but i'm sure they're terrible 04:05:48 also here's a "kmc tidbit": «The United States Federal Geographic Data Committee uses a "barred capital C" character similar to the capital letter Ukrainian Ye ‹Є› to represent the Cambrian Period.[12] The proper[13] Unicode character is U+A792 Ꞓ latin capital letter c with bar.[14]» 04:05:54 elliott: How much do you want to bet? 04:06:05 Oh elliott mentioned them 04:06:29 My group used Campfire during Senior Project 04:06:34 zzo38: 9999 04:07:07 elliott: In what units? 04:07:12 zzo38: yes. 04:07:25 OK. 04:07:58 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Halkieriid_sclerite_structure_300.png fuckin high res 04:10:24 * Sgeo does a dumb thing and installs Calibre on Linux 04:10:46 Or not, weird packaging issues 04:11:35 Bah, I need to convert a pdf to epub 04:18:20 -!- copumpkin has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). 04:18:50 -!- copumpkin has joined. 04:19:59 Sgeo: Campfire is the 37signals product elliott referred to 04:20:00 -!- asiekierka has quit (Ping timeout: 264 seconds). 04:20:20 37 signals guiltied to a zegnatronic rocket society 04:20:37 that's a lot of signals 04:20:38 Sgeo: what did you think of Campfire 04:20:40 kmc, um. Are you hooked up to horse_ebooks? 04:20:55 is twitter.com down 04:20:58 help i need my horse_ebooks fix 04:21:03 It was nice having a web-accessible log 04:21:44 Sgeo: http://www.starve.org/Stuff/frank-alone.jpg http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Chu 04:21:49 kmc: so on the "blink of an eye" note, did you know that there was a thirty million year period where there was like one extant land lifeform and most of the oceans were anoxic 04:22:04 Bike: huh 04:22:05 Bike: that lifeform was me 04:22:06 uh that's clearly ALPHAtronic 04:22:06 did not know 04:22:26 where are the zegnatrons clinton 04:22:36 elliott: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Lystrosaurus_murrayi.jpg i can believe it 04:23:08 Bike: im so beautiful 04:23:14 -!- asiekierka has joined. 04:23:29 Bike: it looks so chill 04:23:38 it does 04:23:42 I don't remember if I had any complaints about it 04:23:52 "yeah i make up 95% of terrestrial fossils, but that's just, like, a side thing" 04:23:52 Bikeosaurus 04:24:07 ("I actually have this band...") 04:24:16 Small amount of storage space, no convenient place for shared passwords 04:24:21 I guess those were issues 04:24:38 Hopefully the shared password thing wouldn't occur in a real business 04:24:39 did dinosaurs know about monoids 04:25:10 there are some trace fossils that have led some to hypothesize a "dinosaur Abel" yes 04:25:14 (as in abelian group) 04:25:14 i've heard that mycorrhizal fungi had an important role in helping plants take over on land 04:25:56 did abel of cain and abel invent abelian groups 04:25:58 Bike: are dinosaurs abel to do anything at all 04:26:04 elliott: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Lystrosaurus_murrayi_scale.svg also: optimal ankle-biting height 04:26:22 also coal deposits only exists because back then there wasn't the right kind of fungus to rot dead trees 04:26:38 now we don't get any more coal except in anoxic swamps 04:26:58 I figue mycorrhizal fungi probably had an important role in everything, they invented internetworking man. 04:27:09 Bike: oh wow it's tiny 04:27:11 even chiller 04:27:13 "the mycelium, Nature's living internet" 04:27:16 i'd be its bud 04:27:18 -- health product at Whole Foods 04:27:30 nature's living internet: literally the internet 04:27:31 pet lystrosaurus, i can dig it 04:27:43 possibly literally? 04:27:48 well you also probably evolved from it 04:27:53 i'm ok with that 04:27:55 perhaps the lystrosaurus was within us all along. 04:27:57 something was lost in the process, you know? 04:28:21 Hmm, if an esotericer has a birthday, is it appropriate to wish the person happy birthday in the channel? 04:28:22 imo the Rhymenosaurus was the best 04:28:37 Sgeo: only if it's pikhq_ 04:28:52 HAPPY BIRTHDAY PIKHQ 04:29:01 Bike: thats tomorrow.......................................................................... 04:29:02 shachaf wished me a happy 9,000 days alive 04:29:24 9,000 days since being born 04:29:37 Happy birthday pikhq_ 04:29:49 Sgeo pikhq_ is in Colorado 04:29:52 how could you 04:29:54 @localtime pikhq_ 04:29:55 Local time for pikhq_ is Fri Mar 22 22:29:54 2013 04:30:02 Oh 04:30:09 just accounting for time dilation shachaf 04:30:31 Bluh, would be nice if Facebook accounted for timezones 04:31:20 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Chasmatosaurus_BW.jpg Oh man. Oh man its face. elliott this is me. (You can probably eat me.) 04:31:21 Also: if my brain actually processed how pikhq_'s birthday would be 'tomorrow' 04:32:19 Bike: that doesn't look very much like a bicycle at all 04:32:46 Uh if you were a good reader you'd note that, like bikes, it's clearly standing on a surface. 04:32:56 I guess that's too much for a mere therapsid to grasp though. 04:33:26 this is me https://fi.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lokit_(suku) 04:33:33 i just don't understand bicycles Bike 04:34:06 elliott: bicycles are like unicycles with a spare wheel 04:34:09 in case you get a flat 04:34:13 hth 04:34:27 living in the middle ages sounds a lot better once you realize that deep frying had already been invented 04:34:44 Hoo, that looks polyphyletic, shachaf... sorry man. 04:34:45 but had mars bars been invents?! 04:34:53 as long as you're rich and can afford to eat deep fried food rather than half a dead cat that someone has shat on 04:35:03 also nobody will give you any shit for being fat 04:35:13 An enlightened time. 04:35:13 and you'll probably die young whether you're fat or not 04:35:40 What if we don't live in Europe huh 04:35:51 Bike. europe is literally the entire world apart from america. 04:35:58 we've been over this. 04:36:08 I... don't think we have? 04:36:09 also america didn't exist before white people got there. 04:36:19 it was invented a priori 04:36:30 before columbus invented america there was only europe 04:36:34 Damn man, I can't argue with kant. 04:36:45 Bike: well if you live in India then maybe you get to be king of a ditch with a stream down the middle 04:36:47 He's like, all smart and shit. 04:36:48 like jack shaftoe 04:36:50 (spoiler alert) 04:37:02 wow i actually know what that's a spoiler for? 04:37:08 i dont 04:37:11 kmc: rich, white, male, and of noble birth right 04:37:20 but one day i'll hear about jack shaftoe and then i'll be spoilered?? 04:37:20 yeah that's the trouble 04:37:23 "delayed action spoilers" 04:37:27 shachaf: baroque cycle hth 04:37:30 i like how you made it into a spoiler 04:37:34 solely by pointing out that it's a spoiler 04:37:41 otherwise nobody would have any idea what the fuck and just ignored you and got on with life 04:37:52 elliott: "(spoiler alert)" was actually referring to itself. 04:38:03 this is basically how sopiler alerts work 04:38:11 i noticed that typo but not enough fucks were given to fix it. 04:38:13 It's true, we went through the plot of finding out what it spoiled: itself. 04:38:20 life strategies: call a piece of fiction spoiler alert 04:38:27 S P O I L E R C E P T I O N 04:38:40 no kmc. no. 04:38:43 oh boy maybe kmc is drunk 04:38:44 elliott: that's like naming your band "Unknown Artist" 04:38:49 kmc: on a scale of not drunk to drunk how drunk are you 04:38:50 Spoiler alert spoiler alert: it's actually a fairly dry explanation of racing car design 04:38:56 shachaf: not drunk 04:39:00 oh 04:39:00 kmc: i swear to god i'm going to name something Main Page when i'm rich & famous 04:39:04 and wikipedia will have to shut down 04:39:06 but maybe... I should be? 04:39:09 elliott: hahaha 04:39:13 omg XD 04:39:14 there is literally no way they could cope with this 04:39:17 elliott: they'll put a disambiguation at the top 04:39:20 yes 04:39:22 free advertising!! 04:39:28 that's brilliant 04:39:38 elliott: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disambiguation_(disambiguation) So uh, I have bad news. 04:39:40 that is the best idea i've heard in quite a while 04:39:41 ... it might not work though, yeah 04:39:45 Main_Page_(band) 04:39:49 it isn't even like that implausible 04:39:54 a book about newspapers could be called Main Page 04:40:05 haha amazing 04:40:26 main is usually a page 04:40:42 also they deal with illegal characters, like in the article on #9 Dream and suchlike 04:40:56 you'd have to be subtler. name your band "the weather in london" 04:41:24 that's just how to ensure nobody can ever find your band on google 04:41:36 well except i am pretty sure i have searched for something named after something like super common 04:41:36 "The newly-elected Pope Francis is set to have lunch with his predecessor, Emeritus Pope Benedict, in what is believed to be a pontifical first." 04:41:43 and found the named-after-it thing in like three results 04:42:01 elliott: "the weather in london" used to be wikipedia example pages' go-to for making a redlink. 04:42:13 elliott: there's a band name Δ which is pronounced "Alt-J" because that's how you type it on a Mac. 04:42:18 it's reasonably popular even 04:42:19 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_weather_in_London#Aaarrrgh.21 for example 04:42:24 oh i'm sorry Bike. you know far more wikipedia trivia than me. 04:42:28 i bow before your feet 04:42:32 (god do i love wikipedia talk pages) 04:42:33 also there's !!! 04:42:36 actually i think i did knew that but, like, forgot? because who cares? 04:42:43 That reminds me of um, that band what was it 04:42:44 "The The" 04:42:46 kmc: imo alt-j aren't very good 04:42:49 it's like, designed to mess with sorting systems 04:42:52 laying down the opinions 04:42:54 there's a band called The Band 04:42:54 which is often pronounced "chk chk chk" but they say you can use any repetitive noise 04:43:02 !!! are better 04:43:07 oh isn't !!! some indie whatever 04:43:07 Fiora: heh, yeah... I bet a lot of them trim it to the empty string 04:43:12 first band in the list!! 04:43:17 there's also The Band 04:43:20 dancepunk 04:43:22 well i fucked that one up 04:43:23 there's a band called The Band 04:43:24 there's also The Band 04:43:26 :( 04:43:31 biked by my own petard 04:43:37 elliott: we're acctually referring to two separate bands, conveniently 04:43:39 kmc was more concise 04:43:41 imo he wins 04:43:43 Bike: any genre which is two genre names put together probably counts as indie whatever well enough 04:43:49 shachaf: itt: golf 04:43:54 yeah but i thought it involved yoni wolf somehow 04:44:49 Idea: A channel that has some bot that attempts to compress every line said via a variety of schemes, and if it can make it smaller, the person who said it is muted 04:45:07 ok i am compeltely unable to come up with evidence for a second the band 04:45:10 are you deceiving me Bike 04:45:42 Sgeo: you realize there's a scheme for any possible text that can shorten it 04:46:04 elliott: no just search for "The Other Band" i'm telling you man 04:46:08 The output is required to be ASCII 04:46:15 *printable ASCII 04:46:17 what's that matter 04:46:27 Bike: The Other is a German horror punk band. It is considered the most prominent example of the horror punk genre in Europe. 04:46:43 how jungian 04:46:52 Sgeo: that's like that one xkcd channel 04:47:00 haha r9k 04:47:05 where you get kicked for saying anything that has been said before 04:47:07 kmc, it's worse than that xkcd channel. People speak English in that channel 04:47:20 This would be... some sort of weird code 04:47:29 That needs to be translated into something readable 04:47:49 xkcd is kind of a shit comic now, but RM and the people around him pretty consistently have some cool ideas 04:47:54 i should read more of what-if 04:48:09 there's seriously no way to make a text uncompressible by any scheme though didn't you even pay attention in information theory 04:48:38 kmc: randall munroe spoke up in #haskell when someone was using the nick xkcd earlier today 04:48:41 it was kind of surreal 04:48:50 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Sharovipteryx_BW.jpg CAWWWWW 04:48:54 i had to restrain myself from yelling "your comic sucks now" 04:48:54 elliott: what 04:49:11 kmc: he's in there right now! watching. silently. 04:49:12 now i wonder if he saw all the times I said his comic sucks in #haskell 04:49:16 hahaha 04:49:17 what's his nick 04:49:19 on freenode 04:49:22 rmunroe 04:49:26 ok 04:49:35 i know a lot of people who know him personally 04:49:36 MIT people 04:49:49 oh god every drawing on what-if has its own title text 04:49:55 Bike, er.... that makes no sense. Sure, English sentences can be encoded more efficiently than ASCII, but I'm enforcing a restriction to printable ASCII 04:49:56 http://aram.xkcd.com/ well, okay. 04:50:04 how long until browser UIs show whether there's title text or not 04:50:10 can it be like 04:50:11 yesterday 04:50:35 Sgeo: here's my scheme you compress "This would be... some sort of weird code" into a g 04:50:43 elliott: Just add a plugin or whatever 04:51:21 thanks 04:51:31 problem: solved 04:52:09 Sgeo: btw doesn't your thing involve computing kolgomorov complexity 04:52:18 because, good luck 04:52:20 kolmogorov was great 04:52:24 imo kolmogorov++ 04:52:30 yes 04:52:33 @karma+ kolmogorov # p.great 04:52:33 kolmogorov's karma raised to 2. 04:52:34 elliott, ideally, but we assume the bot is imperfect 04:52:38 It tries, but hey 04:52:44 that assumption is boring 04:53:00 if it's just a few schemes then you're just adapting to its schemes 04:53:26 don't use four characters in a row because it'll runlength it or w/e/t/f 04:53:43 i like http://what-if.xkcd.com/36/ 04:53:49 Probably more like "Use this encoder/decoder" 04:54:13 the questioner pours cornstarch into a drain 04:54:13 i like http://www.monoids.com/ 04:54:52 I bought a ton of bitcoins back when they were a few cents each. 04:55:01 shachaf: so you're back to liking the monoids thing. 04:55:50 Don't we all? 04:56:05 I need to buy cornstarch 04:57:01 oh huh haskell is mentioned in r5rs. i keep forgetting it's older than me 04:57:47 ruby is uh 04:57:50 aw a few months younger than me 04:58:00 i mean public release wise 04:58:07 maybe java 04:58:25 ok wikipedia doesn't specify a month for java & i give up 04:58:53 Huh Wikipedia desribes Ruby as being Smalltalk with Perl syntax, haha. 04:59:13 * Sgeo prefers his Smalltalk to have Smalltalk syntax 04:59:33 That hardly sounds very sexy sgeo. 05:00:02 You know what's sexy? Any language with Tcl syntax 05:00:28 Transmission Control Language 05:01:10 is there anything more irritating than programmers describing code as sexy 05:01:11 imo no 05:01:30 Being irritated is unsexy. 05:01:41 Technically I did not call code sexy 05:01:50 elliott: http://www.xent.com/pipermail/fork/Week-of-Mon-20070219/044101.html 05:02:10 Bike: no i've seen this. i don't want to see it again. 05:02:33 elliott: it's pretty irritating when people say "technically" imo 05:02:36 Would you say that this is, in some fashion, like "a girl"?? 05:03:06 Bike: no look it gets better http://www.xent.com/pipermail/fork/Week-of-Mon-20070219/044106.html "BTW, beware her evil semi-look-alike: O'Caml. She's actually a he. O'Caml's a cross-dresser. But easy --- if you're into that sort of thing." 05:03:10 PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES, GUYS????? 05:03:18 Oh, christ. 05:03:38 chriiiiiist 05:03:41 imo good analogy 05:03:50 the best analogy?? 05:03:59 finally we've found something better than car analogies 05:04:08 so this xent thing is basically the daily mail right 05:04:27 is that a topical reference 05:04:28 nice try american 05:04:47 i too have opinions about the daily mail 05:05:02 Something something the Daily Mail song something 05:05:03 Yeah that chick who killed herself because some guy named Littlebottom or suchlike is series of negative exclamations 05:05:04 Bike: you're a 90's kid? 05:05:11 we all are 05:05:12 nobody remembers the 90s :'( 05:05:14 not me 05:05:19 you're literally the oldest person in the world 05:05:20 Bike: i mean we don't generally consider littlejohn human. 05:05:27 "If you want a vision of the 90s, imagine a Nickelodeon Moon Shoe stamping on a human face-- forever." 05:05:33 face++ 05:05:40 elliott: living in britannia sure is hard 05:05:46 I spent the 90s on a different continent. 05:05:53 how different 05:05:54 I don't think there was any Nickelodeon. 05:05:55 it's like he's on a lifelong campaign to distance himself from the notion 05:06:15 Bike: it's a seriously alternative continent, i doubt you've heard of it 05:06:20 the best is that then the mail took down the article 05:06:26 but anyway yes http://web.archive.org/web/20121221195332/http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-2251347/Nathan-Uptons-wrong-body--hes-wrong-job.html sucks sucks suuuuucks 05:06:35 kmc: it's like how when you close your eyes things disappear 05:06:45 i'm still angry about it /even after/ hearing the daily mail song 05:06:47 it's amazing. 05:07:07 i haven't heard the daily mail song so it's probably some kind of american fabrication 05:07:21 sorry guys, you can't hope to approach our special relationship with the daily mail 05:07:45 It's literally a guy playing soft guitar over himself reading out Daily Mail headlines. That's the song. 05:07:46 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eBT6OSr1TI 05:08:20 Bike, I assume that not all of those headlines are really from the Daily Mail 05:08:23 well we just call that monday. 05:08:30 Sgeo: that's a seriously unsafe assumption. 05:08:34 for basically any set of headlines 05:08:56 "Help to make sense of the Daily Mail’s ongoing effort to classify every inanimate object into those that cause cancer and those that prevent it." http://kill-or-cure.herokuapp.com/ 05:09:05 "Bears shit in woods" 05:09:14 I seriously doubt that was a Daily Mail headline 05:09:27 Bike: Hmm, that article is pretty bad. 05:09:44 why, yes 05:10:03 "We're aware this video won't mean an awful lot if you've never heard of The Daily Mail, but on the plus side, you've never heard of The Daily Mail." 05:10:47 guys I think we should be devoting our focus to my last link. because it's fantastic. 05:10:50 I don't really know what the Daily Mail is. 05:10:53 A bad newspaper? 05:11:14 shachaf: tabloid is more accurate than newspaper 05:11:28 i mean it pretends to be respectable. but it's really not 05:12:21 Sgeo: http://busts4justice.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/the-sun-brass-eye-charlotte-church.jpg?w=640 I don't think you "get" the Mail. 05:14:52 Bike, that headline is just poorly written 05:14:56 It made me think of the Axe brand 05:14:57 :/ 05:15:15 so is the Daily Mail worse than FOX News 05:15:20 Had to read under it to parse it 05:15:38 Might as well be a line from Word Disassociation 05:15:59 But that's still not as bad as "Bears Shit in Woods" would be 05:16:02 Sgeo: Well maybe you don't know the context: The headline is about a TV show that spoofed a "paedo hunt" thing popular with e.g. the Mail, where you'd freak out about supposedly pedophiles OUR CHILDREN etc. On the left, a look at a fifteen year old's bust. 05:17:08 Ah, it's the juxtaposition, ok 05:19:23 So, elliott has started to put words together into phrases. 05:19:32 Like "owl feet" and "owl tail". 05:19:45 practically all I think about is owls, it's true. 05:20:33 Today he held a calculator up to his ear and said, "Ewwo? Mama?" 05:20:53 So cute. {:$ 05:21:12 elliott's mama is an owl, huh. 05:23:52 -!- meme|filter has joined. 05:24:19 `welcome meme|filter 05:24:27 meme|filter: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page. (For the other kind of esoterica, try #esoteric on irc.dal.net.) 05:25:44 so neither esoteric religions, nor poor jokes about them, would be new here? 05:25:57 nope. sorry. 05:26:03 It might be neat if we had more discussion of those here. 05:26:10 I personally do like weird old religions but it's not on topic or whatever. 05:26:11 ha - was poking thru freenode channel list 05:26:21 Bike: good thing we were just talking about esoteric programming languages, right. 05:26:24 yazidism 4 lyfe. 05:26:26 elliott: Right! 05:26:32 right. 05:26:35 it's 5:30 am by the way. 05:26:38 do i blike 05:26:46 have you considered the benefits of integrating... say, the Vedas, into the core trunk? 05:26:47 For god's sake yes, blike that shit. 05:27:07 meme|filter: rigveda's way too crufty, man. shit's got like fifty million commits 05:27:27 Bike++ @informed 05:27:52 well, i've never read it. especially since i don't sanskrit. 05:28:05 Mostly I know it's really old. Good religious scholarship up in here. 05:28:11 i never sans a krit i didn't like 05:28:19 BLIKE 05:28:27 i'm bliking. constantly. 05:28:35 serif don't like it 05:28:39 rock the casbah 05:29:14 ++ 05:29:31 anyhoo, I know jack about esoteric the language. will it help me grow as a person and develop meaningful relationships with others? 05:29:49 no 05:29:53 You seem to be confused, so yes, it will. Forever. 05:30:11 imagine if this channel was only about one language. 05:30:11 "developers lack a clear roadmap" - check 05:30:14 maybe it'd even be on-topic then. 05:30:39 is #haskell usually on topic, i have the impression it's mostly use and shachaf banning xkcd?? 05:30:48 you. that was supposed to be "you" but it wasn't. 05:30:57 ok so I'll stop the soft troll - have fun folks! 05:31:02 -!- meme|filter has left ("Oops, I parted."). 05:31:24 so uh. he actually thought... huh 05:33:09 we sure got soft trolled 05:33:21 soft trolled right to sleep eh 05:33:27 um i dont sleep Bike 05:34:29 Is "If I am drunk then I would push the wrong key by mistake" a such a bad argument that only drunk people will make? 05:34:34 Neither do I I'm a goddamn bicycle. Nonetheless I have a duty to tell you to fucking sleep. 05:35:01 imo: no 05:45:50 i'ms till awake Bike 05:49:32 fuck you. 05:52:06 in my experience drunk people usually attempt to do calculus as a way of demonstrating that they're not drunk 05:52:48 Oops. 05:52:49 Am I drunk? 05:52:52 at least this is the case when people are new to drinking, when the experience is entirely about either proving that no really, you're not that drunk, or about communicating that, in fact, you are so fucking drunk right now 05:53:04 what's the experience about later 05:53:57 what's your experience about when you're sober? 05:54:14 Dim self-hatred and cracking jokes mostly. 05:54:20 yeah, that goes well with booze 05:54:21 kmc: I have not seen such things, but maybe it is because I live at a different place. I would suppose they miss, though, like anyone drunk, isn't it? 05:54:25 Don't self-hate, Bike! 05:54:33 elliott is doing enough of that for you. 05:54:45 Do I look like elliott to you 05:54:48 kmc: http://www.supermegacomics.com/index.php?i=391 05:54:51 we have DISTINCT SELVES leibniz said so 05:55:09 elliott: haha 05:55:18 elliott: oh, that makes sense 05:55:21 i'm pretty sure I used calculus for something useful once 05:55:26 let's see if I can remember what it was 05:55:52 I have also used calculus, for a few different things 05:55:54 well 05:55:55 calculus is like a monoid 05:56:01 drawing pretty fractals to entertain stoned people 05:56:05 I don't remember all of them, but I think I know some 05:56:09 involves a lot of complex arithmetic and a bit of calculus 05:56:19 'useful' 05:56:26 complex arithmetic? i can't even do the simple kind 05:56:35 Oh, I think I estimated how far someone went when they had a varying velocity, once or twice. 05:56:47 elliott: O, are you drunk, too? 05:56:48 elliott: The opposite of complex arithmetic is simplex arithmetic. 05:56:59 simplexes are "pretty cool" 05:58:35 zzo38: yes. 05:58:48 Drunk and asleep. 05:58:55 no. 05:58:59 drunk and painfully awake at 6 am. 05:59:04 actually not drunk. which probably makes it worse. 05:59:05 imo, yes. 06:00:30 clearly i should go and get drunk. 06:00:37 yes 06:00:39 also asleep 06:00:43 possibly both at once 06:01:00 elliott: I disagree, but do it if you want; I don't intend to stop you, I only intend to disrecommend it. 06:01:37 #esoteric, where a bicycle gives someone the sage advice to drink themselves to sleep at 6 am. 06:01:56 Bike: You're a bicycle?????????? 06:02:46 A drunk bicycle. 06:02:47 i forgot to mention im racist against bicycles 06:02:57 shachaf: im 1/64 bicycle :( 06:03:38 kmc: now i only like you 63/64 times as much............................................ 06:03:40 > 63/64 06:03:42 0.984375 06:05:46 good enough 06:07:19 @localtime pikhq_ 06:07:20 Local time for pikhq_ is Sat Mar 23 00:07:19 2013 06:07:25 Happy birthday pikhq_! 06:07:39 pikhq_: Happy pikhq++ ! 06:08:05 Bike: all right im going to bed in a few minutes 06:08:07 hope you're happy 06:08:29 fuck off 06:10:12 Bike: im sorry 06:11:23 Bike: be nice to elliott 06:11:29 by be nice i mean insult 06:11:42 Thanks guys. 06:12:18 ok i'll wish pikhq_ a happy birthday but only on the condition that Bike admits he's not actually a bicycle. 06:13:11 I am not actually psychic, either. I also am not actually a television show actor, nor do I play one on television. 06:15:16 I won't lie to you, elliott. 06:22:04 Is Mars-Uranus conjunction today? 06:22:33 Bike: ok goodnight. 06:22:40 later! :) 06:22:58 no. 06:23:06 fuck you, bicycle. 06:23:12 bicycles are the worst. 06:24:05 i love bicycles 06:24:17 Bike: plz keep being a bicycle thx 06:24:29 np 06:31:26 I tried to make up a part of something using Verilog; it works in my computer but I don't know if it is proper. 06:34:18 http://sprunge.us/WJYH 06:34:35 It seems sprunge used to emit a space at the beginning of its reponse, and now it doesn't. 06:36:42 -!- TeruFSX has quit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds). 06:40:20 Do you think this is a proper Verilog program? 06:40:39 A few things seems a bit improper to me but hopefully the optimizer would figure them out. 06:45:41 Do you know whether or not this is true? 06:46:21 can't say I do. 07:17:40 -!- DHeadshot has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 07:17:54 -!- DHeadshot has joined. 07:33:54 -!- augur has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 07:35:04 -!- doesthiswork has quit (Quit: Leaving.). 07:49:48 -!- ogrom has joined. 08:01:14 -!- copumpkin has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 08:01:32 -!- Bike has quit (Quit: leaving). 08:01:45 -!- copumpkin has joined. 08:06:51 -!- augur has joined. 08:09:40 -!- epicmonkey has joined. 08:40:42 -!- ThatOtherPerson has joined. 08:47:28 Are there web-based VNC clients? 08:47:36 e.g. something that might work in Chrome OS? 08:55:15 -!- surma has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). 08:58:30 There's at least one JavaScript VNC client. Probably more. 09:00:24 I have no idea how okayish they are w.r.t. performance and such. 09:01:10 I also have a vague feeling https://github.com/kanaka/noVNC is the one I ran across before. 09:01:17 sgeo did you google chrome os vnc client 09:01:31 note that Chrome OS can run a lot of things that aren't traditional "web pages" 09:01:50 it can do chrome apps with native code (NaCl) components and privileged access to network etc 09:02:03 i mean obv. you can't talk VNC protocol on port 5900 from a vanilla web page 09:02:08 so maybe I didn't need to point that out 09:02:20 I think you can run local programs on Chrome OS too but you need to enable a switch, and then you can run it in the Linux command-line interface, or something like that, but first you need to change the permission, I am not exactly sure but something like it 09:04:08 kmc: Apparently there are VNC servers that support connecting with the WebSocket thing these days. 09:04:37 ah 09:06:24 -!- zzo38 has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 09:13:06 kmc, well, was thinking of talking to a server that translated... but that may be unnecessary 09:18:17 You can talk to any number of websocket-to-plain-TCP-connection proxy things from a web page, FWIW. 09:24:25 -!- nooodl has joined. 09:40:00 -!- nooodl has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 09:50:39 http://www.reddit.com/r/riddles/comments/1auahj/whats_the_next_line/ 09:50:50 My failure at this riddle proves that I suck 09:51:58 How does a printer with USB connectivity only can have a "security feature" of "IP filtering"? 09:52:11 I guess it's a pretty effective sort of IP filter to not put a network connection in. 09:55:29 I don't know if it'd prove that normally, but perhaps for an #esoteric regular, given that look-and-say is like a weekly topic here? (That's pretty close.) 09:56:08 It looks so much like look-and-say but isn't quite 09:56:34 The fact that I failed to figure out what it actually is... 09:56:52 (Obviously I could tell it wasn't vanilla look-and-say) 09:59:11 It's look-and-say for the kind of obsessive-compulsive person who alphabetizes books in other people's bookshelves. 09:59:42 -!- ThatOtherPerson has quit (Quit: Page closed). 10:01:13 I like this version better 10:01:22 Get more variety of digits 10:01:41 I thin 10:01:43 k 10:02:28 Hmm 10:02:35 I should check that. 10:05:07 -!- nooodl has joined. 10:06:14 On the other hand, I should sleep 10:06:17 > iterate (read . concatMap (ap ((++) . show . length) (take 1)) . group . reverse . sort . show) 1 -- making it the sort of "real Haskell" that nobody can understand without being familiar with the latest-and-greatest high-concept libraries left as an exercise to the reader 10:06:19 [1,11,21,1211,1231,131221,132231,232221,134211,14131231,14231241,24132231,1... 10:07:09 > take 10 . drop 100 $ iterate (read . concatMap (ap ((++) . show . length) (take 1)) . group . reverse . sort . show) 1 -- also, there's this 10:07:11 [14233221,14233221,14233221,14233221,14233221,14233221,14233221,14233221,14... 10:07:18 (Not too much variety there.) 10:07:26 :( 10:08:15 You don't get 4s in vanilla look-and-say though 10:08:23 Hmm, what about sorting in the other direction 10:08:38 > take 10 . drop 100 $ iterate (read . concatMap (ap ((++) . show . length) (take 1)) . group . sort . show) 1 10:08:40 [21322314,21322314,21322314,21322314,21322314,21322314,21322314,21322314,21... 10:13:15 if you say "Y is 15 meters and 140 degrees from X", what does that mean? 10:13:21 is there a reasonable standard? 10:20:07 It means depending on number of dimensions, Y may be at one of two points, or along a circle, or maybe a sphere? 10:29:07 we're talking about earth 10:32:09 So it's 15 metres south-eastish from X. 10:36:14 (At least in nautical (and I understand aeronautical) use, you can say "heading X", where X is in degrees, with north as 0, east as 90, south as 180 and west as 270.) 10:39:41 Hmm. Came across a language that seems like it's effectively some stuff around an IO [a] in Haskell terms 10:45:55 @hoogle liftM 10:45:55 Control.Monad liftM :: Monad m => (a1 -> r) -> m a1 -> m r 10:45:55 Control.Monad liftM2 :: Monad m => (a1 -> a2 -> r) -> m a1 -> m a2 -> m r 10:45:55 Control.Monad liftM3 :: Monad m => (a1 -> a2 -> a3 -> r) -> m a1 -> m a2 -> m a3 -> m r 10:47:10 Blah, I know it's only 5 lines, but writing the Functor and Applicative instance for custom monads is boring 10:47:16 *5 trivial lines 10:47:44 @hoogle Applicative 10:47:45 Control.Applicative class Functor f => Applicative f 10:47:45 Control.Applicative module Control.Applicative 10:47:45 package applicative-extras 10:55:16 -!- surma has joined. 10:55:45 Can't tell if it's an IO [a] or an [IO a] 11:25:35 -!- Phantom_Hoover has joined. 11:54:49 -!- epicmonkey has quit (Ping timeout: 256 seconds). 13:24:03 -!- ThatOtherPerson has joined. 13:26:42 -!- ThatOtherPerson has quit (Client Quit). 13:30:32 -!- ThatOtherPerson has joined. 13:32:42 -!- tat2s4u has joined. 13:37:10 freaks 13:37:50 -!- tat2s4u has left. 13:41:14 I dissent. 14:09:56 -!- ThatOtherPerson has quit (Quit: Leaving). 14:16:12 -!- epicmonkey has joined. 14:23:34 -!- TeruFSX has joined. 14:34:29 -!- TeruFSX has quit (Ping timeout: 248 seconds). 14:34:35 -!- impomatic has quit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds). 14:35:58 -!- FreeFull has quit (Quit: nitronic rush). 14:52:48 -!- yiyus has quit (Ping timeout: 276 seconds). 14:55:17 -!- TeruFSX has joined. 15:00:19 -!- impomatic has joined. 15:05:48 -!- ThatOtherPerson has joined. 15:08:52 -!- yiyus has joined. 15:11:08 You dissident. 15:12:59 -!- TeruFSX has quit (Ping timeout: 246 seconds). 15:13:15 That I am! 15:30:24 * ThatOtherPerson is debating whether or not to finish my Lisp interpreter 15:42:52 -!- Bike has joined. 15:48:10 Man, this spam has quite the eventful storyline: http://sprunge.us/PdjE 15:48:32 They poisoned him to dead! And the other woman has "eight (8) children". 15:50:06 -!- esowiki has joined. 15:50:07 -!- glogbot has joined. 15:50:08 -!- HackEgo has joined. 15:50:08 ThatOtherPerson: 2 is two, though. 15:50:08 -!- glogbackup has left. 15:50:09 -!- EgoBot has joined. 15:50:10 -!- esowiki has joined. 15:50:11 -!- esowiki has joined. 15:50:18 That is true 15:50:48 It is very nice of the author to remind us of that fact. 15:50:54 "My father was murdered two (3) months ago." 15:51:10 i don't know what to believe 15:51:16 -!- TeruFSX has joined. 15:51:45 -!- Gregor has joined. 15:52:08 -!- Gregor has changed nick to Guest79111. 15:55:54 -!- Nisstyre has quit (Ping timeout: 264 seconds). 16:02:27 -!- Guest79111 has changed nick to Gregor. 16:09:26 -!- ThatOtherPersonY has joined. 16:10:29 -!- ThatOtherPerson has quit (Ping timeout: 248 seconds). 16:11:14 -!- Nisstyre has joined. 16:14:27 -!- ThatOtherPersonY has changed nick to ThatOtherPerson. 16:28:18 -!- TeruFSX has quit (Ping timeout: 256 seconds). 16:30:13 -!- doesthiswork has joined. 16:45:27 -!- Nisstyre has quit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds). 16:54:34 -!- DHeadshot has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 16:54:42 -!- DHeadshot has joined. 17:01:09 -!- Nisstyre has joined. 17:02:28 -!- ogrom has quit (Quit: Left). 17:10:56 -!- DHeadshot has quit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds). 17:12:50 -!- azaq23 has joined. 17:31:58 -!- carado has joined. 18:02:48 -!- function has changed nick to trout. 18:06:29 -!- DHeadshot has joined. 18:17:12 I should eat food 18:19:52 -!- azaq23 has quit (Quit: Leaving.). 18:21:55 -!- Bike has quit (Quit: Lost terminal). 18:23:38 Sgeo: do it 18:23:44 -!- Bike has joined. 18:23:47 *do eat 18:32:00 -!- Arc_Koen has joined. 18:36:10 Food is good! 18:37:36 Coffee is freaky! 18:37:55 Water is bitter! 18:39:19 how are you ThatOtherPerson? 18:46:09 so does anyone know what the point of LIA is 18:46:41 whats a lia 18:47:06 language-independent arithmetic 18:47:14 apparently so called because no language actually implements it? 18:47:20 Arc_Koen: I am that other person by virtue of me saying so! 18:47:36 -!- ogrom has joined. 18:47:39 I am also quite fine if that was the object of your inquiry 18:47:54 "i exist quite finely" 18:48:31 good 18:49:03 Bike: this looks boring. 18:49:06 it is 18:49:30 but i've read like nine language standards now that have "LIA exists but we don't conform to it" somewhere and i'm wondering what the deal is 18:49:47 haskell, r5rs, C... 18:50:22 LIA? 18:50:36 Oh 18:50:37 losers in al-darayya 18:51:13 -!- FreeFull has joined. 19:18:10 -!- ThatOtherPerson has quit (Quit: Leaving). 19:33:18 Note to self: If you show your cat affection by kissing, she may decide to show affection by nibbling. 19:35:33 -!- oerjan has joined. 19:42:14 <-- ole is basically danish/norwegian, oleg is basically russian. i am not sure that the names are even related. (ole is from norse ola[fv]r.) 19:42:17 um 19:42:20 hi 19:42:24 Bike: did you see that the Syrian rebels built a trebuchet based on plans from American trebuchet hobbyists 19:42:24 noted 19:42:26 Ole is basically like Oleg. <-- ole is basically danish/norwegian, oleg is basically russian. i am not sure that the names are even related. (ole is from norse ola[fv]r.) 19:42:41 kmc: i've seen enough of their slingshots to believe anything 19:42:49 also a tank with an android-powered remote control gun turret 19:42:58 http://www.theatlantic.com/infocus/2013/02/diy-weapons-of-the-syrian-rebels/100461/ 19:43:02 yeah those things always pop up, i kinda doubt they actually use them though 19:43:33 the mortar shell in #6 looks damn good, I don't see why it's considered "improvised" 19:44:18 probably because smoking in a machine shop full of mortars is silly enough to make everything improvised 19:44:32 this is the kind of shit we built for Ditch Day hijinx in college 19:44:41 who knew it would be useful for fighting the government 19:44:42 wow, that's a hell of a catapult 19:44:46 (answer: we did, we talked about it all the time) 19:45:22 seeing syrian ordinance now just makes me think of the far too many videos of kids playing with unexploded missiles i've seen 19:45:42 D: 19:45:52 oh, there's the PS2 picture. 19:45:52 re smoking: hopefully they fill the explosives off-site 19:45:55 but, probably not 19:46:17 i was really hoping to see an arduino in one of these 19:46:25 then they can be on hack a day 19:46:46 ok fine http://hackaday.com/2012/12/10/homemade-tank-joins-the-battle-in-syria/ 19:46:51 man they have so damn many of those soviet AAs 19:47:09 is that what they put in the back of that truck 19:47:32 yeah, it's a ZU-23. there are approximately four trillion extant 19:47:54 -!- sebbu2 has changed nick to sebbu. 19:47:58 also is it really wise for them to let foreign journalists take photos and videos of this stuff 19:48:14 psh, they take their own videos 19:48:19 well both but 19:48:31 that said there has been something of a kerfuffle lately due to a British journalist figuring out htey got a lot of weapons from Croatia 19:48:37 which is "legal", as i'm sure you can guess 19:51:14 there's probably a gun somewhere in the world that fired at Nazis in 1944, Americans in 1971, Bosnians in 1993 and Syrians in 2012 19:51:38 did you know: they used maxims from the russian civil war up through korea 19:52:22 probably not nazis though, StG isn't really soviet ordinance 19:52:53 well, i guess they used like biplanes in korea 19:55:32 Bike: heh 19:56:18 and then back in WWII they had those planes that were so bad the germans couldn't figure out what to do about them, etc 19:56:27 'Soviet aircraft were adorned with North Korean or Chinese markings and pilots wore either North Korean uniforms or civilian clothes, to disguise their origins. For radio communication, they were given cards with common Korean words for various flying terms spelled out phonetically in Cyrillic characters.[4] These subterfuges did not long survive the fury of air-to-air combat, however, and pilots were soon routinely communicating in R 19:56:39 soon routinely communicating in R 19:56:44 ussian. 19:56:44 but yeah it's hard to imagine that working 19:56:51 'top secret' 19:57:14 i like the idea of poorly pronounced Korean immediately giving way to Russian profanity on the radio 20:02:21 ahhh gun nuts on reddit arguing about whether a 7.62x54R round will go through this improvised tank 20:02:53 that Sham thing? somehow i think government troops have enough ordinance to kill it 20:02:58 how did you get past "gun nuts on reddit arguing about" to actually finding out what they're arguing about 20:03:02 http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/14ljlk/syrias_homemade_tank/ 20:03:14 Misread "nuns on reddit arguing about whether a 7.62x54R round will go through this improvised tank". 20:03:17 Bike: well a missile will blow it to holy living fuck 20:03:19 also the rebels have /actual tanks/ so 20:03:35 it's more a question of, is it good against any threat at all 20:04:22 i imagine it probably does some good, as having pieces of metal in front of you as you stroll through shells tends to do, but there's only like two of it anyway, no? 20:05:08 yeah 20:05:30 or it might just attract attention 20:05:42 if you see three pickup trucks and this fucking thing, which one are you going to use your grenade on 20:05:46 it's in Homs, right? 20:05:51 i don't know where it is 20:05:51 You can make a pretty effective tank if you use concrete 20:07:09 my personal favorite syria tank tidbit might be that abkhazian interview with a gov't tank commander, who's like "well the left side armor is only held on by one bolt and sometimes falls off, but you know besides that, pretty great tank" 20:07:25 heh 20:07:27 some russian tank? 20:07:46 t-72 20:08:07 (so yes) 20:08:23 things don't have air conditioning. you kinda gotta feel sorry for the operators. 20:08:29 :( 20:09:00 russians had lots of problems with tanks in urban combat in chechnya and afghanistan 20:09:02 on the other hand they can sort of take neutron bombs. priorities! 20:09:10 haha 20:09:28 well afghanistan just has the worst terrain ever, and in chechnya they drove 'em through alleys 20:11:12 no AC sounds really bad if you are also keeping a totally sealed interior to avoid NBC contamination 20:13:46 i wouldn't be surprised if they opened it up some on the ground, since the chance of rebels using NBC is pretty low 20:14:21 i meant in the hypothetical scenario it was designed for 20:14:36 i.e. driving to West Germany at top speed after nuking the Fulda Gap 20:14:44 oh, yeah 20:15:13 but they've gotten used a lot in like iraq and syria and other not-european-climate places 20:18:03 `? elliott 20:18:20 elliott wrote this learn DB, and wrote or improved many of the other commands in this bot. He probably has done other things? He is also tire. 20:18:34 hi 20:19:13 `run sed -e 's/$/ And a lystrosaur.' wisdom/elliott 20:19:15 sed: -e expression #1, char 22: unterminated `s' command 20:19:17 oops 20:19:24 `run sed -e 's/$/ And a lystrosaur./' wisdom/elliott 20:19:26 elliott wrote this learn DB, and wrote or improved many of the other commands in this bot. He probably has done other things? He is also tire. And a lystrosaur. 20:19:30 oops 20:19:36 `run sed -i 's/$/ And a lystrosaur./' wisdom/elliott 20:19:41 No output. 20:19:50 imo good lystrosaur 20:21:47 no AC sounds really bad if you are also keeping a totally sealed interior to avoid NBC contamination <-- i think making AC work when you are keeping a totally sealed interior may be sort of expensive. 20:22:36 tanks are sort of expensive 20:22:39 but yeah 20:24:35 but it's compatible with the basic design of an air conditioner 20:26:04 you're pumping heat between two metal coils; the medium of exchange is a sealed liquid/gas and the air flow over those coils is totally separate 20:26:07 http://www.ductpro.com/images/AC_diagram.jpg 20:28:19 those freestanding ACs that have a tube that goes to the window are not very efficient 20:28:43 ah 20:29:23 either they're cooling air from the outside, which is hotter than the air already in your room, or they're sucking just-cooled air back out of your room to heat it up and blow it back outside 20:29:30 you really need /two/ tubes 20:34:25 i think we norwegian just don't have the intuition for this because you know, outside air being hotter? what nonsense is this? 20:34:32 *+s 20:34:33 yeah 20:38:02 and while you could heat a house in this manner, it's not that efficient 20:38:06 compared to just burning shit 20:39:11 `addquote living in the middle ages sounds a lot better once you realize that deep frying had already been invented 20:39:13 I wonder why ais523_anticipation.bfjoust is full of empty loops like ()*1194 and ()*1181 and so on. 20:39:15 988) living in the middle ages sounds a lot better once you realize that deep frying had already been invented 20:39:20 but I think it is done sometimes 20:39:36 in climates where you need slight air conditioning half of the year and slight heating the other half 20:39:48 and want to use the same equipment for both 20:39:51 but I don't know the details 20:39:54 kmc: in norway these days, heat pumps are all the rage. 20:40:06 do you have geothermal heating there? 20:40:46 some do 20:41:12 the neighbor made a hell of a noise drilling down into the ground to install them a couple years ago 20:41:45 or wait 20:42:09 hm yes 20:43:43 my house has powerful HVAC, but the thermostat is downstairs and my room upstairs is consistently 10 degrees warmer in the winter and cooler in the summer 20:43:56 so I either open the windows while the heating / AC is running, which is dumb 20:44:02 or i have to block and unblock the vents all the time 20:44:11 thinking of building a thermostat gadget to do the latter for me 20:45:41 04:36:09: also america didn't exist before white people got there. 20:45:41 04:36:19: it was invented a priori 20:45:51 i think you mean "a posteriori" hth 20:46:33 oerjan: whats this got to do with posteriors 20:46:44 i actually meant a priori but in retrospect it did not make any sense 20:47:09 elliott: if it were a priori, america _would_ have existed from the beginning duh. in fact before the rest of the universe. 20:47:55 elliott: also posteriors is where we are extracting this from 20:48:00 wait since when is this about how old oerjan is 20:48:43 `log entirely fictitious 20:49:14 2013-03-23.txt:20:48:43: `log entirely fictitious 20:49:19 `pastlog entirely fictitious 20:49:28 No output. 20:49:39 i may have completely imagined saying that. 20:49:40 "All persons, living and dead, are purely coincidental." 20:50:49 no similes were hurt during the production of this movie. 20:51:39 `pastlog oerjan.*in about.*i will 20:51:47 No output. 20:51:55 yep, completely imagining 20:52:05 in about i will entirely fictitious. --OERJAN 20:52:15 elliott: something like that yes 20:52:47 `pastelogs oerjan>.*entirely 20:53:04 http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/raw-file/tip/paste/paste.18375 20:56:05 ah there 20:56:06 2011-12-10.txt:13:28:44: 42 is such a boring fake age <-- in about half a year i shall be entirely fake. yay! 20:56:56 oldrjan 20:57:18 oerjan: yikes are you like 43 now 20:57:19 in about three months i might become real again. 20:57:26 i'm so sorry 20:57:29 elliott: not YET 20:57:40 oerjan: can we round you up to 50 yet 20:57:44 imo yes 20:57:47 not YET 20:57:54 is fizzie 30 yet 20:58:05 i thought fizzie had always been 30 21:00:28 i think i may at one time have thought that fizzie were older than me 21:01:16 or maybe i have through time confused fizzie with someone else who actually was, but who has left 21:02:48 not entirely related, but does anyone know how old cpressey is 21:03:13 ? 21:04:20 before columbus invented america there was only europe <-- that is not true, marco polo invented china before that 21:05:46 -!- epicmonkey has quit (Ping timeout: 258 seconds). 21:17:09 Idea: A channel that has some bot that attempts to compress every line said via a variety of schemes, and if it can make it smaller, the person who said it is muted 21:17:56 There's that one place where they enforce originality by bot. 21:18:06 that was already mentioned in the logs 21:18:12 Ah. 21:18:37 i was just going to suggest some schemes. about 256 of them, to be precise. 21:19:08 but then i realized my metascheme didn't quite work 21:19:24 How about a scheme where if you put two spaces after a '.' you're muted? 21:20:56 that's not funny, shachaf. 21:21:14 Neither is putting two spaces after a '.'. 21:21:57 i may have put two spaces after . since before you were born, shachaf. i suggest showing some respect 21:22:13 It is likely that you have. 21:52:15 Sgeo: What if people write things out as multiple lines of single characters? 21:52:34 fizzie: #xkcd-something or something 21:52:45 #xkcd-signal 21:52:45 oh god every drawing on what-if has its own title text <-- CURSE YOU KMC 21:55:23 my cabbages! 21:58:29 ...they have? 21:59:01 well, i suppose kmc _might_ be lying. 21:59:08 oerjan: I spontaneously noticed that two what-if's ago. 21:59:14 Or maybe one. 21:59:21 The one with the hairdryer. 22:01:27 oerjan: kmc isn't lying 22:02:38 i suppose _FreeFull_ might be lying 22:02:57 Er. 22:03:08 I'm too used to __ing capitalised things! 22:05:24 Bike: it's a seriously alternative continent, i doubt you've heard of it <-- hipstrael? 22:05:36 israel the continent 22:07:14 and/or the incontinent 22:07:26 i suddenly realize that israel has no problems that wouldn't be solved by making it a continent. 22:08:35 well, properly, not like that europe half-hearted thing 22:08:48 This smothering ocean of high-pressure meat would wipe out most life on the planet 22:09:16 europe is more of a peninsula imo 22:09:19 * oerjan for a moment was wondering what FreeFull's comment had to do with israel. 22:09:33 then i remembered the what-if. 22:13:03 -!- ogrom has quit (Quit: Left). 22:14:04 -!- Bike has quit (Ping timeout: 256 seconds). 22:18:19 do i blike <-- what is this word 22:18:30 blame bike 22:18:37 aha 22:18:51 good portmanteau. should find frequent use. 22:18:59 *+ 22:22:29 in my experience drunk people usually attempt to do calculus as a way of demonstrating that they're not drunk <-- i have resembled that remark. well, actually i did it to prove i could to calculus when drunk, not to prove i wasn't drunk. 22:22:38 *do 22:23:11 -!- DHeadshot has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 22:23:43 or maybe i just did it because the party was boring and hey, calculus! it was a long time ago. 22:24:18 * oerjan maybe should clarify he is currently sober. 22:25:16 soboerjan 22:31:17 -!- esowiki has joined. 22:31:18 -!- glogbot has joined. 22:31:19 -!- glogbackup has left. 22:31:21 -!- esowiki has joined. 22:31:22 -!- esowiki has joined. 22:34:07 -!- myndzi has joined. 22:37:07 -!- fizzie has quit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds). 22:38:41 -!- TeruFSX has joined. 22:39:21 http://www.reddit.com/r/riddles/comments/1auahj/whats_the_next_line/ 22:41:48 looks like a slight variation of the "pea pattern" variation mentioned on http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Look-and-say_sequence#Variations 22:42:10 there used to be a pea pattern article, but it was merged. 22:47:10 -!- fizzie has joined. 22:47:32 it would be great to start a webcomic, let it get really popular, and then add title text to all the old strips and act like it was always there 22:48:21 unfortunately the level you'd have to be for people to care is also the level where people will be obsessing over your html anyway 22:48:40 There should be a comic that uses actual alt text rather than title text. 22:49:18 webcomic for the blind 22:49:39 Queens of the Stone Age has an album named Songs for the Deaf 22:49:49 unfortunately it's not just a series of extremely loud low bass rumbles 22:50:16 > let f = (group . reverse . sort) >=> (\x -> [length x, head x]) in iterate f [1] 22:50:18 [[1],[1,1],[2,1],[1,2,1,1],[1,2,3,1],[1,3,1,2,2,1],[1,3,2,2,3,1],[2,3,2,2,2... 22:50:55 kmc: hey iwc has vision-impaired transcripts 22:50:59 cool 22:51:22 shit the rerun is like 22:51:22 * kmc has been learning a little bit about web accessibility 22:51:27 a fourth of the way through 22:51:40 http://www.slideshare.net/dreamwidth/web-accessibility-for-the-21st-century is a good slide deck about it 22:52:00 elliott: you know dinosaur comics has at least 3 hidden thingys 22:52:53 kmc: yeah 22:52:56 kmc: i only bother reading the title text one 22:52:59 kmc: because it's too much work 22:53:08 and the comics themselves are funny enough that I don't really care 22:53:26 nooodl: [1,2,3,1]/ 22:53:36 ? 22:53:45 -!- zzo38 has joined. 22:53:47 see: oerjan's link 22:54:07 well Sgeo's link which i quoted 22:54:33 Ah, I see. 22:54:37 the wikipedia one doesn't have quite that particular variation 22:55:18 nooodl: (\x -> [length x, head x]) is sequence [length, head] 22:56:08 > sequence [length, head] [1,2,3,4,5] 22:56:10 [5,1] 22:56:42 hmm... is doing fancy list monad stuff like that generally considered readable 22:57:09 it's also ([length, head] ??) using the lens operator 22:57:13 :t flip 22:57:14 (a -> b -> c) -> b -> a -> c 22:57:25 :t (>=>) 22:57:27 Monad m => (a -> m b) -> (b -> m c) -> a -> m c 22:57:29 once upon a time caleskell flip would have worked too 22:58:49 from memory, f >=> g = (\x -> f x >>= g). i hope that's right 22:58:58 yeah 22:58:59 oerjan: distribute works too! 22:59:02 :t distribute [length, head] 22:59:03 Not in scope: `distribute' 22:59:03 Perhaps you meant `distrib' (imported from Control.Lens) 22:59:06 oops. 22:59:24 elliott: i recall we discussed that 23:00:44 yes 23:00:53 edwardk decided against it because (??) is infix, I think 23:01:05 you could only use it for a non-(->) instance if you applied it like ((??) foo), which is ridiculous 23:01:48 um (foo ??) should work perfectly well... 23:01:51 oh wait 23:02:09 i see 23:02:21 IIRC (foo ??) is actually (\bar -> foo ?? bar) 23:02:28 (although that _would_ work with ghc's postfix-operators extension) 23:02:39 I think GHC uses ((??) foo) as the semantics but types it like the latter 23:03:05 the extension turns off the type restriction 23:03:48 I meant with no extensions 23:05:06 Hmm, can reverse look-and-say from a random seed be interesting? 23:05:40 say and look 23:07:28 Sgeo: reversing count and digit commutes with reversing the string before and after, so you don't get anything essentially new 23:08:19 o.O ? 23:09:10 "I have to say—from a dimensional analysis standpoint, ”poops” is one of the strangest units I’ve ever tried to cancel in an equation." 23:09:36 ordinary: 1 -> 11 -> 21 -> 1211 -> 111221; reversed: 1 -> 11 -> 12 -> 1121 -> 122111 23:09:49 Sgeo: or do you mean something else by reverse LAS 23:10:16 I meant going from 1121 to 12 23:10:26 oh hm 23:11:08 The question is, what to do when you hit an odd number of digits. Die? 23:11:12 um, 1211 to 21, i assume 23:11:20 Although, if there's a 0, odd number of digits could be sensible 23:11:33 oerjan, erm, yeah. Was looking at the second sequence by mistake 23:12:58 2111 to 111 presumably 23:13:56 Going from 1211 to 21 would be run length decoding, I think 23:14:07 Going forwards is run length encoding 23:14:49 zzo38: the minor problem is that those aren't inverses because of what elliott mentions 23:15:05 even apart from the odd length problem 23:15:07 oh i wasn't even intending to make a point. i just did accidentally 23:15:14 Yes, I know, they arenot really inverse 23:17:23 -!- TeruFSX has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). 23:18:12 Sgeo: i don't really see how 0's help 23:22:35 101 23:22:39 ten ones 23:22:43 1011 23:22:52 one 0, one 1 23:24:13 ah ok 23:24:58 you need a rule for where to use a two-digit count, i think 23:26:00 elliott: SPIM 23:26:10 oerjan: ??? 23:26:13 also, two-digit count? ew 23:26:21 http://esolangs.org/wiki/User:Zwave 23:27:08 oh. 23:27:16 i'm retired from spamfighting. that's ais523's job now. 23:27:27 also, it reminds me i should be upgrading MW to make the filter he set up maybe work. 23:27:40 but he's not there! 23:27:49 ok, how about I make you a sysop and you delete it 23:28:11 also i don't think that message matches his filter 23:28:31 no changing the topic! 23:29:52 as i was walking back home today, i was pondering how in norway, it's sometimes safer to walk in the middle of the road than on the sidewalk. unless you are wearing glacier scaling equipment. 23:30:02 ok i'll take that as a no then. 23:30:14 let's see how long you can bear to see the spam stand :P 23:30:28 -!- fungot has joined. 23:30:36 this elliott guy uses some mean tactics 23:30:38 fungot: Fight spam. 23:30:39 fizzie: nvi is a fnord that isn't properly fnord, right? assume non-tail recursion is free? 23:30:53 oerjan: obviously everyone should learn how to levitate 23:31:01 fungot: i wouldn't assume that if i were you 23:31:02 oerjan: i have an acoustic and an fnord lenght of universal fnord formal language by piling on restrictions to, and starts out thus: ( ch succ zero) 23:31:20 oerjan: and here I thought you _wanted_ world domination. 23:32:09 How much does tail recursion cost? 23:32:17 Who do I pay the tail recursion tax to? 23:32:28 well when i become world dictator, spammers won't exist any more, so spam fighting will be an irrelevant skill for me to learn. 23:32:47 Sgeo: if you really don't know, hand it over to me and I'll take care of it 23:37:28 i have a feeling if you hand it to Arc_Koen, it will end up somewhere in nigeria 23:37:52 you're so wrong about me 23:38:29 oerjan: how's the world dictator thing going 23:38:31 where do i vote 23:38:42 slowly. 23:39:10 oerjan, i will vote for you if your first action is the fucking up of sweden's shit 23:39:46 `quote 23:39:49 i have nothing against swedes in general, but they are going to get a _serious_ reeducation 23:39:52 329) `addquote two quotes about quotes about django I guess the worst part is that I appear in all three hackego quotes about django elliott_: another quote? you're not helping :/ 23:40:02 `quote diplomacy 23:40:07 479) Maybe if you try diplomacy. Pointy steel diplomacy \ 883) [on Diplomacy] man, that doesn't even mention greece at all [...] oh, this is about a game, not world war i. 23:40:12 `quote rewrite 23:40:16 710) what a world it would be if you could actually *steal* code so that the other project has to rewrite it or infiltrate your project to steal it back 23:40:29 :D 23:41:12 -!- carado has quit (Quit: Leaving). 23:41:39 Going to go out to buy a chicken sandwich 23:41:43 -!- carado has joined. 23:41:44 With lettuce and onions 23:41:45 :) 23:41:48 For dinner 23:41:56 I'm more used to that being a lunch 23:41:56 Sgeo: i'm not sure i understand 23:42:00 what kind of sandwich 23:42:16 Then again, I often don't have lunch, so 23:42:30 O no, my Dungeons&Dragons character only has 1 diplomacy (+2 to aberration type creatures). 23:43:16 Does that mean I can't vote? 23:43:37 zzo38: huh i had sort of got the impression he was the kind who could talk his way out of things 23:43:51 `quote django 23:43:55 270) django is named after a person? thought it would be a giraffe or something \ 317) `quote django ​352) django is named after a person? thought it would be a giraffe or something thankfully only one \ 318) `quote django ​352) django is named a 23:44:14 head explode 23:44:20 oerjan: Well, some things, perhaps. 23:44:24 man, the old days 23:44:32 when 270 was 352 23:44:41 and cpressey still walked among men 23:44:45 `pastaquote django 23:44:46 No output. 23:44:51 `pastequote django 23:44:52 ​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: pastequote: not found 23:44:55 kmc: you may find `pastequotes django more helpful 23:45:08 oh, plural? 23:45:15 * FireFly wonders why there is a `pastaquote` though 23:45:23 `pastequotes django 23:45:32 (Note also that charisma also affects diplomacy too; not only skills and feats) 23:45:35 http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/raw-file/tip/paste/paste.24330 23:46:04 FireFly: because people around here are attracted to puns like flies to vinegar 23:46:23 `paste cat bin/pastaquotes 23:46:26 http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/raw-file/tip/cat%20bin/pastaquotes 23:46:27 So can the psychic power "realize potential" 23:46:51 `paste bin/pastaquote 23:46:55 http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/raw-file/tip/bin/pastaquote 23:47:13 um ok 23:47:29 I think pastaquote should just quote me 23:47:29 >.> 23:47:31 `pastaquote 23:47:34 No output. 23:47:38 D: 23:47:50 -!- Sgeo has changed nick to pasta. 23:47:55 -!- pasta has changed nick to Sgeo. 23:48:01 pasta is registered 23:48:05 `addquote I think pastaquote should just quote me 23:48:17 989) I think pastaquote should just quote me 23:48:21 `pastaquote 23:48:21 `pastlog Sgeo.*pasta 23:48:27 989) I think pastaquote should just quote me 23:48:32 good, good 23:48:55 No output. 23:49:02 Bike: Sgeo has to get his wishes _some_ times 23:50:54 `echo "exec pastlog pasta" > bin/pastalog 23:50:55 ​"exec pastlog pasta" > bin/pastalog 23:51:02 `run echo "exec pastlog pasta" > bin/pastalog 23:51:04 im dum 23:51:06 No output. 23:51:08 `pastalog 23:51:11 ​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: /hackenv/bin/pastalog: Permission denied \ /home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: /hackenv/bin/pastalog: cannot execute: Permission denied 23:51:59 Nice Job Breaking It Hero 23:52:01 >.> 23:52:47 your use of tv tropes to parse daily life deeply disturbs me 23:53:30 I do that from time to time. 23:53:43 -!- juniorfabian has joined. 23:53:44 you deeply disturb me 23:53:49 I use Camelcase when and only when I'm referring to a TV Tropes article. 23:54:44 -!- juniorfabian has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 23:57:20 haskellTropes 23:58:15 that's bactrianCase