←2013-04-22 2013-04-23 2013-04-24→ ↑2013 ↑all
00:00:34 -!- Phantom_Hoover has quit (Ping timeout: 246 seconds).
00:01:01 -!- Phantom_Hoover has joined.
00:08:53 -!- Phantom_Hoover has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds).
00:09:27 <Sgeo> Futurama was cancelled.
00:10:11 <Bike> this, too, shall pass
00:10:18 <mnoqy> was futurama any good
00:10:24 <Bike> yes
00:10:26 -!- augur has joined.
00:13:03 <elliott> does the simpsons still exist
00:13:08 <mnoqy> i think so
00:13:20 <mnoqy> i hear there's an angry birds cartoon now too
00:13:29 -!- Bike_ has joined.
00:13:34 -!- Bike has quit (Disconnected by services).
00:13:39 -!- Bike_ has changed nick to Bike.
00:13:52 <mnoqy> i hear the simpsons used to be good and now it's not? i know next to nothing about it
00:14:10 <kmc> that's what they say
00:14:16 <elliott> simpsons was very good
00:14:24 <elliott> i have barely seen the newer stuff since why bother
00:16:04 -!- Phantom_Hoover has joined.
00:16:16 <Bike> I was going to post a simpsons gif that's going around but here's this other thing instead of that thing i said http://24.media.tumblr.com/512c058201611ad138798c12c3f84878/tumblr_mln4jt7xqS1rgzubio1_1280.png
00:24:50 -!- Phantom_Hoover has quit (Quit: Leaving).
00:25:09 -!- kmc has quit (*.net *.split).
00:30:07 -!- kmc has joined.
00:30:40 <kmc> sort of wish I'd had this last week.....
00:32:20 -!- Bike has quit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds).
00:57:43 <elliott> !logs
00:59:30 -!- olsner has quit (Ping timeout: 264 seconds).
01:00:35 -!- Bike has joined.
01:01:05 -!- olsner has joined.
01:10:07 -!- Bike has quit (Ping timeout: 264 seconds).
01:11:58 -!- Bike has joined.
01:28:40 <kmc> i think I'm okay with Futurama being cancelled at this point
01:29:07 <kmc> they had a good run, the last few seasons weren't awful but they were clearly running out of steam
01:34:35 <pikhq> Yeah, let it end before it becomes modern-day Simpsons.
01:34:57 <pikhq> mnoqy: The Simpsons was really stellar.
01:35:04 <pikhq> mnoqy: But, it's been airing for decades.
01:35:28 <coppro> yeah
01:35:38 <coppro> "was" is the operative word there
01:37:15 <pikhq> When I say "decades" I mean "it debuted before my birth".
01:40:06 <Sgeo> Isn't something like that why David Tenant left? He wanted to leave at the prime of his role, not let 10 get into decline?
01:40:10 <Sgeo> Or am I misremembering?
01:42:00 <kmc> yeah that's why David Tenant left The Simpsons
01:42:58 <Bike> that poochy guy he played was overhyped anyway
01:43:31 <Gregor> I'm reading a book on sodas from 1888, and apparently they sometimes used muriatic acid (i.e., hydrochloric acid) as the acidifier.
01:43:39 <Gregor> On a scale from one to ten, YIKES.
01:43:53 <mnoqy> yum
01:44:41 <Gregor> The alternative?
01:44:44 <Gregor> Sulphuric acid.
01:45:00 <mnoqy> yum yum
01:46:47 <shachaf> Gregor: why do you have voice
01:46:49 <Gregor> CHAPTER XXXIX (Compound Syrups, and How to Make Them) is the chapter I'm looking for.
01:46:51 <shachaf> have you considered not having voice
01:46:53 <Gregor> Egad this book has a lot of chapters.
01:47:00 <shachaf> voice makes me uncomfortable
01:47:06 <Gregor> elliott: Proof positive that my +v is necessity here.
01:56:51 <pikhq> Gregor: They currently use phosphoric acid, no?
01:57:08 <pikhq> Which is still fairly frightening.
01:59:21 <Gregor> Typically, yes.
01:59:27 <Gregor> The more fruitish sodas usually go with citric.
01:59:32 <Gregor> Problem with citric is it tastes citric ;)
02:00:09 <pikhq> :)
02:01:58 * Sgeo obviously meant why David Tenant left Doctor Who
02:12:43 <Sgeo> There exists dedicated Bitcoin-mining hardware.
02:13:05 * Sgeo wishes there was dedicated Folding@Home hardware
02:13:55 <kmc> it would be nice if the bitcoin proof-of-work problem were something useful to the world
02:14:00 <mnoqy> is that where the hardware folds your clothes for you or?
02:14:24 <kmc> maybe once homomorphic encryption works, we can build a proof of work currency where you do other people's compute jobs
02:15:05 <elliott> mnoqy: yes
02:15:14 <elliott> folding@calzone
02:15:20 <mnoqy> folds your calzone's
02:15:42 <mnoqy> oh wait thats probably actually what calzones are isnt it
02:15:46 <mnoqy> ive never seen a calzone
02:15:54 <elliott> ye (ive never had a calzone or whatever)
02:15:55 <Sgeo> homomorphic encryption?
02:16:15 <Gregor> lol, this book from 1888 calls for making apple soda with artificial apple extract.
02:16:16 * Sgeo agrees with kmc about wishing that bitcoin proof-of-work did elsewhere-useful work
02:17:30 <Gregor> Ha, and apricot soda calls for artificial apricot!
02:17:37 <Gregor> Same with banana!
02:18:56 <mnoqy> banana soda?
02:20:27 <Bike> Sgeo: homomorphic encryption is like... you can run ordinary programs through a thing that lets them operate on encrypted data (outputting the encrypted result) without decrypting the data.
02:20:48 <Gregor> mnoqy: I've made banana soda. With citric acid as the acidifier, it's a tropical delight.
02:20:50 <elliott> Its encryption as a monad ( Monads are about tainting) :-)
02:21:02 <Bike> tainting???
02:21:11 <elliott> (-:
02:21:13 <Bike> also isn't it just a functor
02:21:18 <elliott> You;,re a functor Bike
02:21:45 <Bike> functor from the category of elliott to the category of bullshit (the joke is that i'm an endofunctor)
02:21:46 <Sgeo> Seriously, monads aren't about tainting, but tainting can be described with a monad, I guess
02:22:01 <Sgeo> s/described/achieved/
02:22:10 <Bike> ok i googled "monad tainting" and got some perl stuff so i'm gonna stop
02:22:44 <Sgeo> "It's like perl's tainting, but generalized. Anything that touches a Monad gets tainted with the Monad until you untaint it. Anything tainted with the monad won't interoperate with anything else unless you explicitly tell it to work with that Monad's type. This is great when you don't want values "escaping" that shouldn't."
02:22:46 <Sgeo> oh god
02:23:20 <kmc> :(
02:23:34 <Sgeo> And this is on the Wiki.
02:23:50 <kmc> Which Wiki
02:23:52 <Bike> sgeo i said i was going to stop. this is not stopping this is the opposite of stopping
02:24:07 <Sgeo> c2
02:24:14 <Sgeo> Wiki, classic flavor
02:24:16 <Sgeo> The original
02:24:16 <Bike> ok well
02:24:20 <Bike> that's c2
02:24:39 -!- Bike has set topic: It's like perl's tainting, but generalized | http://underhanded.xcott.com/?page_id=5 | http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/.
02:25:44 <coppro> Sgeo: i love it
02:35:05 -!- doesthiswork has joined.
02:36:31 <doesthiswork> somehow I put a bug in my program so it calculates the most beautiful smoothed average I've ever seen but it was meant to just find a linear regression line
02:40:12 <doesthiswork> ah, I fed it the x values as the weights, the y values as the x and the weights as the x values
02:49:16 -!- carado_ has quit (Ping timeout: 246 seconds).
03:06:48 -!- doesthiswork has quit (Quit: Leaving.).
03:11:40 <Sgeo> My dad's saying that it's weird that work won't provide me with a computer
03:39:20 <kmc> http://windytan.blogspot.fi/ lots of awesomeness here
03:39:41 <kmc> speaking of... finland, and radios, I guess? but mostly speaking of cool hacks
03:41:20 <Bike> wait, if stations transmit all that stuff why is my car radio not aware
03:43:49 <kmc> maybe your car radio is dumb
03:44:04 <Bike> probably :(
03:44:17 <Bike> well, besides that, every station seems to advertise a thing where you text them for song names
03:44:24 <Bike> which wouldn't be necessary with RDS? maybe?
03:45:34 <Bike> oh i guess they only have like 64 chars
03:46:25 <shachaf> finland++ # finland
03:50:30 <kmc> i can't find the train frequencies :(
03:53:22 -!- mnoqy has quit (Quit: hello).
03:54:03 <copumpkin> 5hz
03:54:45 <Fiora> I'd guess the frequency would depend on whether it's coming towards you or moving away
03:55:00 <Bike> :V
04:15:23 -!- Bike has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds).
04:15:50 -!- Bike has joined.
04:20:06 -!- mnoqy has joined.
04:24:05 -!- TeruFSX has quit (Ping timeout: 256 seconds).
04:35:40 -!- nooodl has joined.
04:40:14 -!- nooodl has quit (Ping timeout: 256 seconds).
05:10:14 <Jafet> More shell tricks: ^Z fg && cmd
05:11:30 <ion> That’s a trick?
05:15:58 <Jafet> If you feel tricky while doing it, it is a trick
05:17:21 <kmc> so that adds a new command to be run when the current one completes?
05:17:24 <kmc> that is tricky
05:27:12 <zzo38> O, yes, that might be very useful sometimes.
05:27:41 <kmc> thanks, Jafet. thafet.
05:28:35 <kmc> hm so the SDR mode is not a debug mode, it was the manufacturer's strategy for implementing DAB and FM radio reception as cheaply as possible
05:39:05 <kmc> oh, neat, the RDTSCP instruction loads 32 bits from a MSR into ECX, atomically with the actual TSC read
05:39:37 <kmc> the OS can store a CPU identifier number or such in that MSR
05:39:59 <kmc> which will let userspace deal with different TSC offset on different cores
05:40:13 <Fiora> oooooh. so that's what that part of rdtscp is for
05:40:39 <Fiora> so that lets you use TSC for actual precise time, not just time intervals?
05:41:52 <kmc> well at the least, it lets you know if your interval is accurate or not
05:42:11 <kmc> if your process got moved to a different core in the meantime, it might not be
05:42:18 -!- conehead has quit (Quit: Computer has gone to sleep.).
05:42:51 <kmc> and there would still be a race condition if you used separate rdtsc and "what core am I on" instructions
05:45:07 <kmc> I think on Linux this is not such a big deal, because on every re-schedule the kernel writes that identifying information to a data page used by the userspace (vDSO) implementation of gettimeofday() / clock_gettime()
05:45:17 <kmc> but... I have no idea what happens if your process is preempted inside these vDSO routines
05:45:29 <kmc> there's probably some outrageous hack to deal with that
05:47:15 <pikhq> I'd bet the scheduler has special logic for the vDSO page.
05:47:41 <kmc> quite possible
05:47:54 <kmc> I'm not sure where I would go to ask such a question... is there a Linux kernel programming channel on Freenode?
05:49:45 <Fiora> I think the thing I remember reading (icky hack, but?) is that if one timer result gives a much longer result than usual, ignore it?
05:50:36 <kmc> hm yeah
05:50:45 <kmc> but the offset between cores could be negative too
05:51:03 <kmc> it's not guaranteed to be smaller in magnitude than the time it takes to reschedule
05:51:34 <elliott> i bet @ magically avoids these problems
05:53:13 <Bike> how magically we talkin
05:54:01 <elliott> like
05:54:03 <elliott> at least 12 magically
05:54:27 <kmc> magic like a mushroom
06:27:42 -!- augur has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer).
06:28:40 -!- augur has joined.
06:36:20 -!- augur has quit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds).
06:38:54 -!- epicmonkey has joined.
06:40:42 -!- augur has joined.
06:42:09 <fizzie> I haven't seen many (if any) non-car-radios that'd do RDS.
06:42:44 <fizzie> Germany has a fancy thing where the radio automagically activates and speaks when there's a traffic report thing happening.
06:43:35 <fizzie> Oh, "had" is the proper tense: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autofahrer-Rundfunk-Informationssystem
06:44:08 <fizzie> Apparently it's been obsolamated by a RDS function.
06:46:45 <fizzie> (Many channels spam ads in RDS.)
07:04:10 -!- epicmonkey has quit (Ping timeout: 256 seconds).
07:11:39 <fizzie> http://www.erikyyy.de/tempest/ <- silly.
07:16:24 <elliott> guys i need trumpets
07:16:30 <elliott> i'm upgrading the wiki and adding captchas
07:16:34 <elliott> trump please
07:17:03 <Bike> imo toshinori kondo
07:17:05 <shachaf> vvzzzzzzzz
07:17:29 <elliott> you're all useless :(
07:18:04 <Bike> whats a trumpet
07:18:16 <mnoqy> boop boop
07:18:19 <mnoqy> -trumpet
07:18:23 -!- zzo38 has quit (Remote host closed the connection).
07:18:56 <Bike> Thx.
07:18:59 <fizzie> ~duck trumpet
07:19:06 <elliott> is debian wheezy out yegi ojio
07:19:07 <elliott> *yt
07:19:08 <fizzie> I think it's the part in front of the duck.
07:19:08 <elliott> *yet
07:19:10 <elliott> fizzie do you know
07:19:21 <fizzie> I don't know, but maybe DEBIAN.ORG might?
07:19:28 <elliott> i can't use a web browser right now
07:19:28 <fizzie> It was supposed to come out Real Soon.
07:19:39 <fizzie> They still say 6.0.
07:19:41 <elliott> if you love me you'll look it up for me, imo
07:19:45 <elliott> ok thanks
07:20:18 <fizzie> I think it's out in May, maybe.
07:20:37 -!- tromp_ has quit (Ping timeout: 248 seconds).
07:20:48 <fizzie> "We now have a target date of the weekend of 4th/5th May" --debian-devel-announce.
07:21:45 -!- tromp__ has joined.
07:23:14 <elliott> why does my debian system have bind9-host installed
07:23:23 <elliott> oh
07:23:25 <elliott> it's host(1)
07:24:59 <fizzie> It's a slightly fancier host(1) than some other host(1) they have.
07:25:27 <fizzie> (I don't know if they still have other host(1)s.)
07:25:38 <elliott> i just hate computers
07:25:43 <elliott> can i still run netbsd on a toaster
07:25:49 <elliott> that might be nicer than this linux stuff
07:27:02 <fizzie> Apparently 'host' is now a dummy transitional package depending on 'bind9-host', but I have the feeling they had another alternative. (There's also 'unbound-host'.)
07:27:23 <fizzie> ("This package provides the 'unbound-host' program that is bundled with the Unbound domain name server. This version differs from the one provided in the package called host, which is from NIKHEF, and bind9-host, which is from ISC, and has a similar but different set of features and options." yes that's what the other host was.)
07:28:25 <elliott> see wow i've never
07:28:28 <elliott> cared about anything less
07:28:30 <elliott> that's astonishing to me
07:28:35 <elliott> that anyone would care about the host program, I mean
07:29:58 <Bike> do you care about people caring? do you care about your own astonishment at people caring
07:30:29 <elliott> i don't
07:30:32 <elliott> caaaaare
07:30:34 <elliott> about anything but sleep
07:30:34 <fizzie> HOST PROGRAMS are IMPORTANT.
07:30:36 <elliott> right now
07:30:40 <Bike> good idea.
07:30:41 <elliott> not even that really
07:30:44 <elliott> profoundly apathetic
07:30:56 <elliott> computers are awful and so is life :(
07:35:30 -!- Bike has quit (Ping timeout: 264 seconds).
07:36:18 -!- sebbu has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer).
07:36:48 -!- sebbu has joined.
07:37:25 -!- sebbu has quit (Changing host).
07:37:26 -!- sebbu has joined.
07:39:52 <fizzie> Well, now. This campus lunch place has special deals if you foursquare in.
07:57:39 <shachaf> how special are we talkin'
08:17:05 <fizzie> If you are the mayor, you get a free coffee.
08:17:13 <fizzie> Once per day.
08:18:23 <fizzie> They did say special deals with a plural, but that's the only thing I can see in foursquare.com. Then again, I'm not in it.
08:21:42 <fizzie> They're very hip and social media, the restaurant's own instructions page says what you need to do if you have an "I Phone".
08:21:56 <fizzie> Also if you have an "Anroid".
08:30:17 -!- epicmonkey has joined.
08:37:52 -!- FreeFull has quit.
08:44:12 -!- Nisstyre-laptop has quit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds).
08:52:24 <elliott> http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page
08:52:25 <elliott> HELP
08:52:28 <elliott> I BROKE THE WIKI
09:01:23 <lifthrasiir> elliott: well, you have failed to break the wiki
09:01:34 <elliott> it was broken for a bit!
09:01:37 <elliott> but then I fixed it in a panic
09:01:44 <elliott> and now I am trying to find new captchas to add in the irc logs
09:02:55 -!- mnoqy has quit (Quit: hello).
09:03:25 <elliott> seriously, does anyone know where those were
09:03:27 <elliott> was it oerjan or ais???
09:05:52 <elliott> 20:41:15: <oerjan> elliott: "What is printed by the HQ9+ program "HQ"?" "What is the only primitive of Subtle cough?" "In which year was Befunge invented?" "Who invented Befunge?" "What language was used to produce the first Malbolge "Hello, world!" program?"
09:05:56 <elliott> ok good
09:12:22 <elliott> @tell oerjan I'm using most of your suggested CAPTCHAs, thanks :)
09:12:22 <lambdabot> Consider it noted.
09:28:32 -!- ThatOtherPerson has joined.
09:29:51 <elliott> @tell ais523 AbuseFilter should be fully working now, including the log; you might want to tweak it to block more aggressively or such, but hopefully the new CAPTCHAs will do a better job
09:29:51 <lambdabot> Consider it noted.
09:32:58 -!- ThatOtherPerson has quit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds).
10:10:26 <elliott> google completions for "where are my ":
10:10:28 <elliott> where are my taxes
10:10:31 <elliott> where are my kidneys
10:10:34 <elliott> where are my videos on facebook
10:10:37 <elliott> where are my keys
10:10:43 <elliott> hope this helps
10:16:53 <olsner> thanks elliott, much obliged
10:17:02 <shachaf> hi olsner
10:17:07 <shachaf> `welcome olsner
10:17:12 <HackEgo> olsner: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page. (For the other kind of esoterica, try #esoteric on irc.dal.net.)
10:17:21 <shachaf> olsner: what's a good puzzle
10:27:46 <fizzie> http://sprunge.us/HACf "where are my pills"
10:28:55 <fizzie> It's always docstrings, pills, demikhat3d logs or "pictures of you".
10:29:21 <shachaf> fungot fungot fungot
10:29:22 <fungot> shachaf: need a clone? the magician, nolstein bekkler! executing program. please let me go... put me out! he's really a tricycle! pass him!
10:29:30 <shachaf> fungot++
10:29:30 <fungot> shachaf: are you a man, if there weren't evil in this kingdom to you!
10:29:46 <fizzie> Deep questions.
10:30:26 <shachaf> ^style
10:30:26 <fungot> Available: agora alice c64 ct* darwin discworld enron europarl ff7 fisher fungot homestuck ic irc iwcs jargon lovecraft nethack pa qwantz sms speeches ss wp youtube
10:30:26 -!- Phantom_Hoover has joined.
10:30:32 <shachaf> ^style ct
10:30:32 <fungot> Selected style: ct (Chrono Trigger game script)
10:30:36 <shachaf> fungot: oh
10:30:37 <fungot> shachaf: there! there it is! but by the time we're through with you, you'll be in danger. open hatch.
10:30:47 <fizzie> fungot: Stop threatening people.
10:30:47 <fungot> fizzie: the king awaits. you saved our queen? you see, the mammon machine!
10:30:50 <shachaf> this is a good fungot style
10:30:50 <fungot> shachaf: in the middle ages, sir slush!...... how cruel! umm! thanks! it's about the missing queen. she still looks so much like leene, that they will take you to your place of execution?! strange, but you are true heros. the world, tee, hee! it's not the only one thing we need to defeat a monster that roams the inner earth, absorbing the land's power and growing ever stronger the resemblance...uncanny! you guys leaving!
10:30:56 <shachaf> is chrono trigger good
10:31:11 <fizzie> fungot: Is it a good game?
10:31:11 <fungot> fizzie: there! there it is! but by the time we're through with you, you'll be in danger. open hatch. disturbances in the space-time continuum. and you must now carry out his sentence. hold your horses! i want to dance! ladeedadeeda! got some spending so much of his time doing research on lavos. but you have it...determination, i mean...
10:31:25 <fizzie> The style is kind of repetitive.
10:31:42 <shachaf> Yes, but you don't notice it the first time.
10:31:58 <shachaf> fungot fungot fungot
10:31:58 <fungot> shachaf: i shall help also. like that piano player. everyone's...! ...and the dreamstone! i'd forgotten how beautiful they are the evildoers? magus's lair! you brave! he's probably up north, to guardia!!! let's toast our land! now we'll have some peace! magus is a tad on the spooky side. our only hope.
10:32:09 <fizzie> Very excitable, too.
10:32:11 <shachaf> Bike
10:32:23 <fizzie> Excitebike.
10:32:26 <shachaf> @ask Bike Bike Bike
10:32:26 <lambdabot> Consider it noted.
10:34:30 <fizzie> http://sprunge.us/IiVi fungot's opinion on the game.
10:34:30 <fungot> fizzie: and you call yourself a frog, and ayla... i will not betray my friends! mommy, the mountain's gonna fall! and leene and the masamune!
10:34:39 <fizzie> fungot: I don't call myself a frog.
10:34:39 <fungot> fizzie: i must ponder this turn of events, it can have a powerful effect on time. ask the one to bring back lost loved ones... it's what that guy in medina, a village near the mystic mountain" 65,000,000 b. c.? yes, i'd have done something very brave! he's probably up north, to guardia!!! let's toast our land! now we'll have some peace! magus is a tad on the spooky side. our only hope.
10:53:26 -!- carado_ has joined.
10:57:47 <Jafet> Sixty-five million years before chrono trigger
10:57:54 <Jafet> How old is fungot
10:57:55 <fungot> Jafet: you! take! we find! received a mid tonic! amazing! you found a dreamstone! i'd forgotten how beautiful they are the evildoers? magus's lair! you brave! he's probably up north, to guardia!!! let's toast our land! now we'll have some peace! magus is a tad on the spooky side. our only hope.
10:59:18 <fizzie> I think that was enough repe-a-tition.
10:59:27 <fizzie> I'm missing a ^style random that'd pick a random style.
10:59:37 <fizzie> ^style lovecraft
10:59:37 <fungot> Selected style: lovecraft (H. P. Lovecraft's writings)
10:59:41 <fizzie> fungot: How old are you?
10:59:42 <fungot> fizzie: leave, some of whose papers he professed to have found them was long a visible reality, and of these, finding a pair of dirty and amazingly antique glasses with small octagonal lenses and steel bows. his build and lower facial features were like other clergymen i had seen dozens of polar mirages during the preceding weeks. one had been there before, and of what the family had preserved no trace. late in december 1770 a
11:02:37 <elliott> fizzie: can you rewrite MediaWiki for me?
11:04:01 <Jafet> fizzie: make ^style esowiki
11:04:05 -!- fungot has quit (Ping timeout: 248 seconds).
11:04:10 -!- Phantom_Hoover has quit (Ping timeout: 246 seconds).
11:16:38 <fizzie> elliott: A man just came to my office and told me that speech recognition is for losers.
11:18:16 <shachaf> "la la la la i can't understand the words you're saying"
11:18:17 <elliott> fizzie: what a wise man indeed. you should trust him.
11:19:19 <elliott> fizzie: did he say anything else?
11:20:26 -!- Taneb has joined.
11:21:46 <fizzie> Something about ops, but I just disregarded that part, it's none of my business.
11:22:14 -!- Phantom_Hoover has joined.
11:23:06 <Taneb> ...what's perl's tainting?
11:24:28 <elliott> fizzie: hm. it sounds like a message from god.
11:24:31 <elliott> fizzie: I think you should act on it.
11:24:50 <fizzie> Taneb: It's a mechanism for tracking data originated from outside your program.
11:24:53 <elliott> p.s. hahehehehehehehehhehehhehehehheh
11:24:55 -!- augur has quit (Remote host closed the connection).
11:25:13 <shachaf> fizzie: how did you end up an op, anyway
11:25:25 -!- augur has joined.
11:25:37 <fizzie> shachaf: I don't really know. Some kind of an accident, perhaps.
11:26:21 <fizzie> "[modified ? ago]", you're not terribly helpful here, ChanServ.
11:27:50 <shachaf> fizzie: Who was it?
11:28:06 <shachaf> fizzie: btw speech recognition is the best
11:28:12 <shachaf> especially in finnish
11:29:05 -!- Phantom_Hoover has quit (Ping timeout: 256 seconds).
11:29:36 -!- augur has quit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds).
11:29:46 -!- Phantom_Hoover has joined.
11:33:12 <shachaf> `run quote Phantom | shuf
11:33:15 <HackEgo> 247) <Phantom__Hoover> Gregor, yeah, but Purdue has poultry science facilities beyond the dreams of avarice. \ 541) <elliott> Dear god stop staring at me. <monqy> no never <Phantom_Hoover> monqy is always staring at everyone. <monqy> it takes many eyes to do this but I manage <Phantom_Hoover> He is an inspiration to us all. \ 337) <Sgeo> Hmm. I
11:33:30 <shachaf> `run quote mnoqy | shuf
11:33:33 <HackEgo> No output.
11:33:36 <Phantom_Hoover> what does shufdo
11:33:44 <elliott> shufdo what nintendon't
11:33:46 <shachaf> @ask mnoqy should i "rewrite history" so all your quotes say mnoqy
11:33:46 <lambdabot> Consider it noted.
11:33:59 <shachaf> Phantom_Hoover: it "shuf"fles hth
11:34:03 <shachaf> `run quote monqy | shuf
11:34:04 <HackEgo> 751) <Sgeo> hack and back? <Patashu> works on anything much slower than you <monqy> at the cost of: guilt, hating yourself, me sending you the message "hi" <Patashu> am I also forbidden to cast mephitic cloud and cblink <monqy> i will also send you "hi" if you: kite excessively, use mephitic cloud, -yes \ 577) <monqy> bad people have feelings t
11:50:40 <Phantom_Hoover> `run quote monqy | shuf
11:50:42 <HackEgo> 541) <elliott> Dear god stop staring at me. <monqy> no never <Phantom_Hoover> monqy is always staring at everyone. <monqy> it takes many eyes to do this but I manage <Phantom_Hoover> He is an inspiration to us all. \ 751) <Sgeo> hack and back? <Patashu> works on anything much slower than you <monqy> at the cost of: guilt, hating yourself, me
11:51:56 <fizzie> Who was who? The man? That was just a guy.
11:52:09 <fizzie> I don't know why elliott would know that guy.
12:01:18 -!- Phantom_Hoover has quit (Ping timeout: 264 seconds).
12:01:41 -!- Phantom_Hoover has joined.
12:02:36 <FireFly> `? mnoqy
12:02:38 <HackEgo> mnoqy used to be monqy before the earthquake.
12:03:28 <shachaf> mnoqy is sort of like monqy
12:03:29 <shachaf> get it
12:03:42 <shachaf> SORT of
12:03:53 <FireFly> Yes.
12:06:25 <FireFly> `run sed 's/./&\n/g' <<<monqy | shuf | xargs
12:06:26 <HackEgo> q y m n o
12:07:52 -!- augur has joined.
12:10:59 <fizzie> Qymnostics, it's an Olympic sport.
12:12:30 <Phantom_Hoover> `? monqy
12:12:32 <HackEgo> The friendship monqy is an ancient Chinese mystery; ask itidus21 for details.
12:12:47 <Phantom_Hoover> we can't ask him any more!
12:13:32 <Phantom_Hoover> `? itidus21
12:13:34 <HackEgo> itidus21 just made some instant coffee.
12:17:02 <FireFly> `run rev <<<monqy
12:17:04 <HackEgo> yqnom
12:33:20 -!- TeruFSX has joined.
12:35:21 <elliott> Most Likely Will Fibroids Cause Losing The Unborn Baby In Early Pregnancy
12:35:22 <elliott> How I Uncovered The Facts Regarding Payday Advance
12:35:26 <elliott> very good blocked spam page titles here
12:40:29 -!- TeruFSX has quit (Ping timeout: 256 seconds).
12:43:01 -!- boily has joined.
12:43:07 -!- boily has quit (Client Quit).
12:46:51 -!- boily has joined.
12:47:14 -!- boily has quit (Client Quit).
12:49:36 -!- boily has joined.
12:50:21 -!- boily has quit (Client Quit).
12:50:39 -!- boily has joined.
12:54:31 -!- Koen_ has joined.
12:58:51 -!- Phantom_Hoover has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds).
13:00:49 -!- Phantom_Hoover has joined.
13:03:35 -!- boily has quit (Quit: Poulet!).
13:03:54 -!- boily has joined.
13:10:13 -!- Phantom_Hoover has quit (Read error: Operation timed out).
13:21:23 -!- SirCmpwn has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds).
13:22:59 <boily> holy batman, that is some sweet demo: http://youtu.be/sBKmqkh9bb8
13:23:58 -!- SirCmpwn has joined.
13:24:02 -!- Phantom_Hoover has joined.
13:34:01 <quintopia> 64k is huge given all the stuff that graphics cards and their attendant software can do for you nowadays
13:34:43 -!- Phantom_Hoover has quit (Ping timeout: 264 seconds).
13:34:59 <FireFly> Still impressive though
13:35:17 <quintopia> definitely pretty
13:36:39 <quintopia> i can't really read most of what the floaty particles at the end are saying though
13:37:08 <boily> subliminal floating particles are a staple of the demoscene.
13:38:17 <fizzie> 4k is where it's at, eh? (1k is the new 4k and so on.)
13:40:05 -!- fungot has joined.
13:40:21 <fizzie> fungot: Can you write scenepoetry?
13:40:22 <fungot> fizzie: always positive, though in reality he has died a long ago. but just decided to steal the good ideas... making it even more lambda, application, and the piecewise function f(x) fnord to be serious
13:40:34 <fizzie> That sounds okay.
13:42:05 <boily> handwritten with a nice fountain pen, on 120 grammes paper.
13:42:22 <fizzie> I'd train a new style if there was a reasonable way to automate extracting text from demos.
13:42:25 <fizzie> Maybe when the semantic web is here, I can just type "site:pouet.net extract:scenepoetry" into SemaGoogle, and get a machine-readable dataset out.
13:43:28 <fizzie> Or I guess I won't need a search engine, since the browser can just understand things about things.
13:45:36 <boily> if the browser can understand things about things, then it can understand things about things about things, and so on.
13:45:50 <boily> is there a semantic identithing?
13:46:10 <elliott> someone is accessing the esowiki with an ipv6 address. and a lynx hostname.
13:46:14 <elliott> but it is requesting images.
13:46:24 <elliott> bizarre.
13:48:28 <fizzie> Are the timestamps for the image loads really close to the actual page load? Perhaps that someone is just clicking at the image links you can configure lynx to make.
13:48:44 <fizzie> ("lynx hostname"?)
13:48:56 <elliott> well.
13:48:57 <elliott> 2001:470:27:506:fcd:42fa:a1c0:362e - - [23/Apr/2013:13:45:39 +0000] "GET /w/skins/common/images/cc-0.png HTTP/1.1" 304 0 "http://esolangs.org/wiki/Ook!" "Lynx/2.8.8"
13:49:00 <elliott> 2001:470:27:506:fcd:42fa:a1c0:362e - - [23/Apr/2013:13:45:39 +0000] "GET /w/skins/common/images/poweredby_mediawiki_88x31.png HTTP/1.1" 304 0 "http://esolangs.org/wiki/Ook!" "Lynx/2.8.8"
13:49:04 <elliott> same second.
13:49:07 <elliott> lynx user agent. sorry.
13:50:57 -!- Phantom_Hoover has joined.
14:02:00 -!- Phantom_Hoover has quit (Ping timeout: 264 seconds).
14:14:34 <fizzie> Oh, a fellow he.net (probably tunnelbroker) user.
14:15:13 <elliott> fellow lynx user
14:17:42 -!- Phantom_Hoover has joined.
14:18:38 <fizzie> Is a "0U" rack-mount device infinitely thin?
14:25:08 -!- Bike_ has joined.
14:25:35 -!- Bike_ has changed nick to Bike.
14:28:13 -!- Phantom_Hoover has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds).
14:31:17 -!- Phantom_Hoover has joined.
14:31:39 <Phantom_Hoover> oh hey sfdebris is covering that thing Sgeo told me to watch
14:39:55 -!- ThatOtherPerson has joined.
14:44:59 -!- Bike has quit (Ping timeout: 256 seconds).
14:47:59 -!- Phantom_Hoover has quit (Read error: Operation timed out).
14:49:51 -!- Bike has joined.
14:50:04 -!- lahwran has changed nick to lahwran-.
14:50:06 -!- lahwran- has changed nick to lahwra.
14:50:54 -!- lahwra has changed nick to lahwran.
14:55:11 -!- Bike has quit (Ping timeout: 256 seconds).
14:55:28 -!- Bike has joined.
14:56:05 <ThatOtherPerson> I just used cat on a Word document. I have no idea why.
14:56:33 <FireFly> Because you don't have dog installed?
14:56:45 <FireFly> Disclaimer: I don't know if there's any software providing a 'dog' command
14:59:12 <boily> darn. I broke yaourt again.
14:59:20 <Bike> No command 'dog' found, did you mean: Command 'mog' from package 'mazeofgalious' (universe)
14:59:20 <lambdabot> Bike: You have 1 new message. '/msg lambdabot @messages' to read it.
14:59:58 <Bike> @tell shachaf thats not a question
14:59:58 <lambdabot> Consider it noted.
15:00:22 <elliott> boily: people use yaourt in 2013?!?!?!?!?!?![MOCK SURPRISE]
15:00:40 <Lumpio-> yaourt is best urt
15:01:03 <ThatOtherPerson> @google yaourt
15:01:05 <lambdabot> https://wiki.archlinux.org/index.php/Yaourt
15:04:26 -!- conehead has joined.
15:05:40 <FireFly> "A better cat, supporting HTTP and hex dumping" I'm not sure what HTTP or hex dumping has to do with concatenation
15:06:06 <Bike> i dono't think you understand Unix Philosophy dude
15:07:10 <elliott> dono't
15:07:18 <boily> galzed dono't?
15:07:40 <boily> (meanwhile, no, yaourt didn't break, it's just a generic DNS issue on my end.)
15:19:05 -!- nooodl has joined.
15:19:11 <Taneb> @ping
15:19:11 <lambdabot> pong
15:29:49 -!- augur has quit (Remote host closed the connection).
15:37:23 -!- metasepia has joined.
15:59:32 -!- augur has joined.
16:00:52 -!- Lymia has quit (Ping timeout: 272 seconds).
16:06:00 -!- ThatOtherPerson has quit (Quit: Leaving).
16:08:16 -!- AnotherTest has joined.
16:08:31 <AnotherTest> Hello
16:18:34 -!- Lymia has joined.
16:21:19 -!- Phantom_Hoover has joined.
16:21:30 <Phantom_Hoover> !ping
16:21:36 <EgoBot> Pong!
16:21:43 <Phantom_Hoover> huh
16:21:50 <Phantom_Hoover> @ping
16:21:50 <lambdabot> pong
16:23:41 <Taneb> ^ping
16:23:41 <fungot> That Pong alone cannot stop!
16:26:36 -!- FreeFull has joined.
16:28:33 <FireFly> ~ping
16:28:33 <metasepia> Pong!
16:28:46 <FireFly> `ping
16:28:51 <HackEgo> pong
16:33:10 <fizzie> I didn't know that was a command.
16:33:21 <fizzie> ^show
16:33:21 <fungot> echo reverb rev rot13 rev2 fib wc ul cho choo pow2 source help hw srmlebac uenlsbcmra scramble unscramble asc ord prefixes tmp test celebrate wiki chr ha rainbow rainbow2 welcome me tell eval elikoski list ping
16:33:26 <fizzie> Seems new.
16:42:48 <FireFly> ^rev2 hello?
16:42:48 <fungot> ?olleh
16:42:49 <lambdabot> Unknown command, try @list
16:43:08 <FireFly> lambdabot: your trigger isn't '?'. Are you drunk?
16:43:27 <FireFly> ^show rev2
16:43:27 <fungot> >,[>,]<.<[.<]
16:47:09 -!- ThatOtherPerson has joined.
16:50:57 <Phantom_Hoover> ahahahaha
16:51:43 <Phantom_Hoover> if you're following a playlist of age-verified videos on youtube, it looks like it keeps on adding a has_verified parameter to the url until the site barfs because it's too long
16:52:31 -!- epicmonkey has quit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds).
17:07:18 <boily> age-verified, as in you must be over 18 to watch those videos?
17:07:26 -!- nooodl has quit (Ping timeout: 258 seconds).
17:12:02 -!- Lymia has quit (Ping timeout: 258 seconds).
17:24:20 -!- nooodl has joined.
17:28:43 -!- Phantom_Hoover has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer).
17:32:32 -!- Nisstyre-laptop has joined.
17:36:35 -!- augur has quit (Remote host closed the connection).
17:37:46 <nooodl> ^bf ,[.,]!) '`echo > 42'
17:37:47 <fungot> ) '`echo > 42'
17:37:47 <jconn> fungot: `echo > 42
17:37:53 <nooodl> oh noooo
17:38:47 -!- FreeFull has quit (Quit: Rebooting).
17:41:40 -!- FreeFull has joined.
17:41:57 -!- nooodl has changed nick to `echo.
17:42:05 <`echo> ^bf ,[.,]!) '> 42'
17:42:05 <fungot> ) '> 42'
17:42:05 <jconn> fungot: > 42
17:42:08 -!- oerjan has joined.
17:42:16 <`echo> wait. im dumb
17:42:19 -!- `echo has changed nick to nooodl.
17:42:36 <fizzie> Aw, my portable-FM-radio/cassette-deck/cd-player device doesn't seem to do that RDS signal leak thing kmc linked to yesterday. :/
17:42:54 <boily> nooodl: you could always try to chain my bot.
17:43:09 <kmc> i've never been able to find good spectrogram software for Linux...
17:43:16 <boily> kmc: baudline?
17:43:26 -!- copumpkin has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds).
17:43:48 <boily> fizzie: if you have an old CRT lying around, there's this small piece of software that displays patterns that you can listen to with an AM radio.
17:43:54 <nooodl> `run rm bin/echo:
17:43:57 <HackEgo> No output.
17:44:17 <nooodl> `run ln -s /bin/echo bin/nooodl:
17:44:20 <HackEgo> No output.
17:44:30 <nooodl> `nooodl: 3
17:44:31 <HackEgo> 3
17:44:44 -!- nooodl has changed nick to `nooodl.
17:44:46 <`nooodl> ) '^bf ,[.,]!> 42'
17:44:46 <jconn> `nooodl: ^bf ,[.,]!> 42
17:44:48 <HackEgo> ​^bf ,[.,]!> 42
17:45:09 -!- copumpkin has joined.
17:45:10 <FireFly> nice
17:45:14 <oerjan> <shachaf> oerjan: greetings from the past <-- thank you
17:45:15 <lambdabot> oerjan: You have 1 new message. '/msg lambdabot @messages' to read it.
17:45:15 <fizzie> boily: Didn't I link to that, yesterday?
17:45:30 <boily> fizzie: probably. yesterday is far away, and is currently being GCed in my mind.
17:45:35 <`nooodl> wow fungot you jerk
17:45:36 <fungot> `nooodl: i don't know what you mean by awesome :) :) :) :)
17:45:37 <HackEgo> i don't know what you mean by awesome :) :) :) :)
17:45:45 <`nooodl> omg
17:45:47 <kmc> fungot: what do you mean by awesome?
17:45:47 <fungot> kmc: ( i hardly read anything private in 3 minutes.
17:46:08 <fizzie> I *really* need to add the Gregor trick one day.
17:46:14 <kmc> what's that
17:46:26 <`nooodl> ^bf ,[.,]!> 42
17:46:26 <fungot> > 42
17:46:28 <`nooodl> ) '^bf ,[.,]!> 42'
17:46:29 <lambdabot> 42
17:46:29 <jconn> `nooodl: ^bf ,[.,]!> 42
17:46:30 <HackEgo> ​^bf ,[.,]!> 42
17:46:40 <`nooodl> huh
17:46:42 <fizzie> kmc: If initial letter of output is nonalphanumeric, prefix with a zero-width space. Ruins botloops.
17:46:46 <kmc> oh yes
17:46:55 -!- Lymia has joined.
17:47:23 <FireFly> fungot: don't you want to learn Gregor's trick?
17:47:23 <fungot> FireFly: everything else shows good.... thats all i have to admit i'm not one of the semispaces can be stored. an identifier is terrible and wrong,
17:47:25 <fizzie> http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-1rrxkTWw3Ko/UXRBLCrzWnI/AAAAAAAABvo/v3xvRKurngM/s1600/mystery-sidebands.png <-> https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/113389132/Misc/20130423-no-mystery.png
17:47:42 <FireFly> See?! an identifier is *terrible* and *wrong*
17:48:18 <`nooodl> i guess fungot is set to ignore hackego? and maybe other bots
17:48:19 <fungot> `nooodl: there are a few trigraphs in there. new record. maybe to delimit inline c++ code with scheme? i generally use the term fnord
17:48:20 <HackEgo> there are a few trigraphs in there. new record. maybe to delimit inline c++ code with scheme? i generally use the term fnord
17:48:28 <fizzie> nortti: Quite a few.
17:48:30 <fizzie> ^ignore
17:48:31 <fungot> ^(EgoBot|HackEgo|toBogE|Sparkbot|optbot|lambdabot|oonbotti|metasepia|jconn)!
17:48:38 <fizzie> s/nortti/`nooodl/
17:48:48 <fizzie> All those.
17:48:51 <`nooodl> ooh
17:49:02 <FireFly> ^show ignore
17:49:08 <fizzie> FireFly: It's a builtin, sadly.
17:49:17 <FireFly> Oh well
17:49:38 <kmc> baudline isn't in Debian, and it has some bizarre closed-source license
17:49:53 <kmc> "Purchase the GPL source code for the baudline signal analyzer. The source code is expensive and it is intended for qualified corporate or institutional buyers."
17:50:10 <fizzie> kmc: Well, that's GPL-compliant.
17:50:16 <fizzie> I don't think anyone has bought it, though.
17:50:21 <kmc> once someone buys that GPL source can't they redistribute it freely?
17:50:26 <fizzie> Sure, they can.
17:50:33 <fizzie> But I don't think anyone has bought it.
17:50:36 <kmc> ok, so this is kind of a one-time ransom payment
17:50:38 <kmc> very strange
17:50:42 <kmc> they should do a kickstarter instead
17:50:44 <fizzie> Blender did something slightly similar.
17:50:55 <kmc> yeah, but I think they phrased it explicitly as such
17:51:04 <fizzie> There's a bit of a history behind it; e.g. they were going to open-source it in SourceForge, but got rejected.
17:51:12 <fizzie> (I didn't think SourceForge rejected *anyone*.)
17:51:24 <fizzie> Or at least that's how they explain their current scheme.
17:51:31 <`nooodl> ~echo hi?
17:51:31 <metasepia> hi?
17:51:38 <`nooodl> cheap & easy
17:51:46 <fizzie> kmc: http://sigblips.blogspot.fi/2008/04/source-code-trivia.html <- that's their story.
17:52:03 <fizzie> "After the disillusionment of being rejected by Linux's two most successful IPO'd companies --"
17:52:11 <oerjan> <Phantom_motnahP> elliott, i still really want to know how oerjan managed to get the mackerel one
17:52:16 <`nooodl> ) '~echo > 42'
17:52:17 <jconn> `nooodl: ~echo > 42
17:52:18 <HackEgo> ​~echo > 42
17:52:19 <fizzie> I'd like to know the other side of it, but I doubt that's feasible.
17:52:29 -!- epicmonkey has joined.
17:52:38 -!- btiffin has joined.
17:52:38 <`nooodl> ~i knew it~
17:52:39 <metasepia> --- Possible commands: dice, duck, echo, eval, fortune, metar, ping, yi
17:52:43 <fizzie> "The reason [for SourceForge rejection] was something ridiculous about baudline not being useful."
17:52:44 -!- `nooodl has changed nick to nooodl.
17:52:48 <Gregor> "The Gregor trick"
17:52:53 <kmc> weird
17:52:55 <Gregor> Hahaha SUFFER all ye who don't like Unicode!
17:52:58 <fizzie> I wonder if there's really just some kind of a terrible miscommunication there.
17:53:05 <kmc> yeah...
17:53:24 <oerjan> @tell phantom_hoover <Phantom_motnahP> elliott, i still really want to know how oerjan managed to get the mackerel one <-- if you are referring to what i think you are, it was just a pun on doggerel?
17:53:24 <lambdabot> Consider it noted.
17:56:48 <oerjan> @tell olsner <olsner> was it oerjan who started the I,I thing? <-- definitely not, i think shachaf is who i noticed using it a lot
17:56:48 <lambdabot> Consider it noted.
17:57:50 <FireFly> What is it even supposed to look like?
18:06:53 -!- ais523 has joined.
18:16:46 -!- augur has joined.
18:19:51 * pikhq has some really silly data storage going here.
18:19:58 <pikhq> Kansas City standard audio. On CD.
18:20:04 <pikhq> ... because fuck, why not.
18:20:14 <nooodl> what's the I,I thing
18:20:22 <nooodl> (oerjan?)
18:20:44 <ThatOtherPerson> `lastlog Taneb
18:20:46 <HackEgo> lastlog: unexpected argument: Taneb \ Usage: lastlog [options] \ \ Options: \ -b, --before DAYS print only lastlog records older than DAYS \ -h, --help display this help message and exit \ -t, --time DAYS print only lastlog records more recent than DAYS \ -u, --user LOGIN print last
18:23:42 <Gregor> pikhq: Idonno what "Kansas City standard audio" is *hurp*
18:24:56 <pikhq> Gregor: It's a old standard for sticking data on casette. At 300 baud.
18:24:59 <pikhq> From the 70s.
18:25:08 <pikhq> Called the Kansas City standard because it's from Kansas City.
18:25:35 <Gregor> What, 300 samples per second? X-D
18:25:45 <kmc> pikhq: ha, nice
18:25:47 <pikhq> Yes.
18:25:49 <fizzie> Hey, I selected a channel with less noise, and there actually are those things: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/113389132/Misc/20130423-mystery.png
18:25:52 <Gregor> I'll bet that sounds amazing.
18:25:52 <fizzie> Fancy that.
18:26:04 <kmc> i used to store my TRS-80 programs as .WAV files on Windows
18:26:24 <pikhq> It was designed to be easy to implement and reliable. On 70s analog recording equipment. :)
18:27:26 <pikhq> fizzie: Hmm, is that the RDS alias? I'm definitely seeing the 19k pilot tone there.
18:28:04 <ThatOtherPerson> How's kmc radio coming along?
18:31:45 <oerjan> nooodl: I,I that I,I means something like "I have nothing to contribute, I just like saying"
18:32:05 <oerjan> (note: above use of I,I is incorrect)
18:32:17 <nooodl> `pastelogs I,I
18:32:24 <Bike> who died and made you I,Imaster
18:32:34 <nooodl> that's the wrongggg command isn't it :/
18:32:56 <oerjan> Bike: well that's approximately how shachaf explained it to me.
18:33:04 <oerjan> nooodl: no, HackEgo is just slow
18:33:06 <HackEgo> http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/raw-file/tip/paste/paste.31242
18:33:54 <FireFly> Oh I thought the I,I was some sort of weird emoticon
18:38:46 <olsner> shachaf: fungot puzzle?
18:38:46 <lambdabot> olsner: You have 1 new message. '/msg lambdabot @messages' to read it.
18:38:46 <fungot> olsner: what i am playing with the edge of a pool on a hot day)
18:39:02 <fizzie> pikhq: Compared to the other picture -- http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-1rrxkTWw3Ko/UXRBLCrzWnI/AAAAAAAABvo/v3xvRKurngM/s1600/mystery-sidebands.png -- the things on both sides of it look quite similar, at least. I'll look closer.
18:39:28 <olsner> @tell oerjan ok, I'll blame shachaf for I,I instead then
18:39:28 <lambdabot> Consider it noted.
18:39:58 <oerjan> @messages
18:39:59 <lambdabot> olsner said 31s ago: ok, I'll blame shachaf for I,I instead then
18:40:29 <pikhq> fizzie: Curiously, the pilot tone in yours appears to be well *below* 19kHz.
18:41:01 <pikhq> That's probably just the station being weird though. Looking at it, it appears there's an 8kHz window that can be in, centered around 19kHz.
18:41:21 * pikhq blinks
18:41:22 -!- copumpkin has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds).
18:41:27 <pikhq> There's a company making 8 inch floppies.
18:41:36 <olsner> wow
18:41:56 <pikhq> Ah, federal contract. :)
18:42:01 -!- copumpkin has joined.
18:42:11 <ais523> what sort of storage space do they have nowadays?
18:42:11 <lambdabot> ais523: You have 1 new message. '/msg lambdabot @messages' to read it.
18:42:17 <ais523> less than the 3¼ inch ones?
18:42:38 <olsner> I guess those 8 inch floppies are what the DEA use to store case files
18:42:59 <pikhq> An 8 inch floppy can get you up to 1.2M
18:43:32 <fizzie> pikhq: Actually, it might also be an artifact of using sox's "rec -r 44100 - | baudline -stdin" for the analysis; seems that it sort of muddled the sampling rate there. (baudline's recording mode didn't want to play well with padsp.)
18:45:01 <ais523> pikhq: that's… indeed less than a 3¼ inch one, if you use nonstandard formats designed to maximise storage density
18:45:06 <ais523> or even without
18:45:15 <ais523> 1.44M is the storage size that DOS manages
18:45:57 <olsner> more like 1440kB or 1.4MB
18:46:20 <olsner> incidentally, there was a discussion about the definition of a megabyte at work today
18:47:21 <pikhq> Handy if you've got an Altair 8800 around I suppose.
18:50:15 -!- Nisstyre-laptop has quit (Quit: Leaving).
18:52:31 <fizzie> 1.2M is also what the 5.25" "HD" floppy holds.
19:05:07 <ion> AmigaOS puts 880 kB and 1760 kB on DD and HD floppies respectively IIRC.
19:06:28 <ais523> that seems possible
19:18:06 -!- Taneb has quit (Quit: Leaving).
19:19:23 <Gregor> OS/2 Warp had 1.88MB floppies.
19:26:43 -!- oerjan has quit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds).
19:31:58 -!- Snowyowl has joined.
19:38:17 -!- AnotherTest has quit (Quit: Leaving.).
19:39:04 <fizzie> Linux at least used to let you fdformat /dev/fd0H1920 a regular DS-HD floppy.
19:39:11 <fizzie> (Any data loss was of course your own problem.)
19:40:23 <pikhq> Hell, Microsoft shipped their software on 1680k floppies.
19:41:08 -!- Phantom_Hoover has joined.
19:42:43 <coppro> http://www2.macleans.ca/2013/04/23/the-speakers-ruling-on-the-case-of-mark-warawa/
19:43:48 -!- Lymia has quit (Ping timeout: 256 seconds).
19:52:13 <boily> make menu config, make menuconfig... maaaaake menuconfiiiiiigeuh ♪
19:58:48 -!- Snowyowl has quit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds).
20:13:38 -!- hagb4rd has joined.
20:22:19 -!- Nisstyre-laptop has joined.
20:25:26 -!- augur has quit (Remote host closed the connection).
20:32:55 -!- Snowyowl has joined.
20:33:48 <Snowyowl> Has anyone said anything in the last hour?
20:34:09 <Snowyowl> I got disconnected and didn't realise it.
20:34:09 <Bike> no, but there was singing
20:34:29 <Snowyowl> Ah yes, I saw the singing.
20:34:36 <Snowyowl> It was horribly off-key.
20:35:03 <boily> ...
20:36:05 <Bike> you gonna take that, boily?
20:37:34 -!- augur has joined.
20:38:31 <boily> Bike: well, I *do* sing horribly off-key.
20:39:20 -!- Phantom_Hoover has quit (Ping timeout: 256 seconds).
20:40:46 <Gregor> Hahaha, this old (1888) book on soda and soda recipes has a recipe for pineapple soda: The primary ingredients are, no surprise, pineapple extract and citric acid, but the secondary ingredient? Essence of bitter almond. Yummmmm, cyanide REALLY brings out the pineapple flavor!
20:42:11 <Bike> "the last taste you'll ever remember"
20:42:24 <olsner> I think only one in five or something can smell cyanide
20:45:06 -!- epicmonkey has quit (Ping timeout: 264 seconds).
20:46:16 <Snowyowl> other way around, one in five can't smell cyanide
20:46:41 <Snowyowl> source: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BitterAlmonds
20:47:19 <pikhq> How, exactly, did they test that? "Does this smell deadly to you?"
20:48:06 <olsner> I guess they tested it by smelling bitter almonds
20:48:27 <Snowyowl> "My almonds smell like poison." "Wait, my poison smells like almonds."
20:49:59 <olsner> "new mown hay" apparently smells like phosgene
20:51:35 <olsner> not sure what hay is but apparently it can be mown
20:52:55 <olsner> "Causes increased dopey feeling"? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Phosgene_poster_ww2.jpg
20:53:56 <boily> hay is that beige thing that puts some kind of bally relief in fields.
20:56:08 <kmc> creepy poster
20:57:57 <kmc> http://www.flickr.com/photos/medicalmuseum/sets/72157625947789372/with/5404772407/
21:01:21 <olsner> cough,cry,vomit::quiet,wash eyes,warmth o.O
21:02:28 <boily> there's a perl package named vomit? bletch.
21:04:52 -!- TeruFSX has joined.
21:05:06 -!- ThatOtherPerson has quit (Quit: Leaving).
21:07:43 <ais523> olsner: hay is one of the components of grass, I think
21:07:46 <ais523> it's used to feed animals
21:10:45 <Snowyowl> isn't that straw?
21:11:32 <Bike> hay is used for it too
21:12:14 <ais523> straw and hay are different but used for similar purposes
21:12:16 <ais523> I can't remember the difference
21:13:06 <Bike> i think we just feed anything organic to animals, basically
21:14:54 <boily> we also feed a surprisingly large amount of animals to animals, too.
21:28:23 -!- mnoqy has joined.
21:34:08 -!- carado_ has quit (Quit: Leaving).
21:38:21 <boily> 393 pages, a wikia, and some completely unhinged personas. when will the Time madness stop?
21:40:28 -!- carado has joined.
21:45:24 <Gregor> This book has a recipe for phosphatic soda...
21:45:37 <Gregor> It's a soda in which the only flavoring agent is the phosphoric acid...
21:46:18 -!- Snowyowl has quit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds).
21:46:21 <pikhq> How utterly acidic.
21:46:48 <Gregor> Its mint soda is quite tasty!
21:46:53 <Gregor> (Mind you, it's also quite obvious.)
21:47:09 <Gregor> (Syrup + citric acid + mint = yeah, I'd already figured this out, but thanks for the particular amount of mint to use)
21:47:16 <pikhq> Makes sense.
21:47:27 <pikhq> Also probably worth a shot, cause that sounds pretty good.
21:48:30 <olsner> does it have a joke recipe for caustic soda too?
21:57:35 -!- boily has quit (Quit: Poulet!).
21:57:36 -!- metasepia has quit (Remote host closed the connection).
21:58:31 <kmc> here syrup = saturated sugar water?
22:00:47 <Gregor> kmc: Yes.
22:00:55 <Gregor> (Actually, not quite saturated, just 2:1)
22:03:33 -!- TeruFSX has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds).
22:12:36 <kmc> ok
22:12:46 <kmc> one time i made supersaturated kool-aid
22:13:29 -!- Nisstyre-laptop has changed nick to Nisstyre.
22:16:03 -!- TeruFSX has joined.
22:26:49 <Vorpal> 1.6 MB/s is a pretty terrible transfer speed to the external class 10 sd card in my phone, even considering that I mounted it over sshfs. I'm using 11n network with good signal strength. Phone claims 130 mbit/s on it.
22:40:41 <shachaf> @massages
22:40:42 <lambdabot> Bike said 7h 40m 44s ago: thats not a question
22:40:50 <shachaf> @ask Bike Bike Bike?
22:40:50 <lambdabot> Consider it noted.
22:42:25 <Bike> no
22:42:26 <lambdabot> Bike: You have 1 new message. '/msg lambdabot @messages' to read it.
22:42:33 <Bike> @forget-messages
22:42:34 <lambdabot> Unknown command, try @list
22:42:50 <Bike> @clear-messages
22:42:51 <lambdabot> Messages cleared.
22:43:41 <shachaf> i had an actual question but i don't remember it .... ...... .........
22:44:27 <Bike> was it a good question?
22:44:29 <kmc> sha cha fha
22:45:21 <kmc> =======> THIS MAY TAKE QUITE SOME TIME <=========
22:45:27 * kmc is building GNU Radio, again
22:45:47 <shachaf> Bike: high quality questions for low prices
22:45:51 <Bike> "Despite a number of spam sites hawking the TYPE JWZ VALVE TEST BENCH, I cannot find any information on what a TYPE JWZ VALVE TEST BENCH is." is this what it's like to be jwz
22:45:54 <Bike> kmc
22:45:55 <Bike> whatever
22:46:10 -!- Phantom_Hoover has joined.
22:47:43 -!- kmc has set topic: Increased dopey feeling | http://underhanded.xcott.com/?page_id=5 | http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/.
22:50:56 <Phantom_Hoover> @png
22:50:57 <lambdabot> pong
22:51:20 <Phantom_Hoover> so of late i've been finding my irc connections time out as soon as i connect
22:51:21 <lambdabot> Phantom_Hoover: You have 1 new message. '/msg lambdabot @messages' to read it.
22:51:31 <Phantom_Hoover> hellp
22:56:41 -!- Bike_ has joined.
22:56:45 -!- Bike_ has quit (Client Quit).
22:57:00 -!- Bike_ has joined.
22:59:36 -!- TeruFSX has quit (Ping timeout: 264 seconds).
23:00:00 -!- Bike has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds).
23:00:37 -!- Bike_ has changed nick to Bike.
23:03:30 -!- augur has quit (Remote host closed the connection).
23:09:06 -!- TeruFSX has joined.
23:13:58 -!- augur has joined.
23:14:36 <kmc> cool it only took 20 min this time, 358% CPU usage
23:14:39 <kmc> hooray for moar cores
23:18:06 -!- constant has changed nick to variable.
23:23:06 -!- augur has quit (Remote host closed the connection).
23:25:49 -!- mnoqy has quit (Quit: hello).
23:29:39 -!- Koen_ has quit (Quit: Koen_).
23:30:18 -!- Koen_ has joined.
23:30:30 -!- Koen_ has quit (Client Quit).
23:31:15 -!- nooga_ has joined.
23:32:19 <nooga_> I need to translate something rather weird to english
23:32:31 <Bike> how weird we talkin
23:32:53 <nooga_> Zmiany w biocenozie jamy ustnej u pacjentów leczonych protetycznie.
23:33:49 -!- nooodl has quit (Ping timeout: 258 seconds).
23:34:24 <nooga_> it would be something like: Changes in mouth biocenosis of patients treated prosthetically.
23:34:52 <kmc> oh I still have a kiełbasa in my fridge!!
23:34:57 <kmc> and five or six kinds of mustard!!!
23:35:04 <nooga_> so we have changes in biocenosis, that take place in mouth
23:35:20 <nooga_> and this mouth belongs to someone treated prosthetically
23:36:30 <nooga_> i'm not sure about this of
23:36:50 <nooga_> kmc +1 for ł :P
23:41:34 <copumpkin> oh shit, an L with a bar through it
23:41:39 <TeruFSX> how do you say kiełbasa
23:41:41 <TeruFSX> anyway
23:41:50 <copumpkin> kielwithabarthroughitbasa
23:41:53 <copumpkin> duh
23:43:27 <nooga_> TeruFSX: kieoobasa would be a bolder approximation
23:44:11 -!- Saizan has joined.
23:44:35 <nooga_> no
23:44:38 <nooga_> http://www.ivona.com/en/?tk=FapaAmLWFW
23:44:43 <nooga_> this
23:45:12 <nooga_> uh, maybe "Changes in biocenosis of the oral cavity in patients with prostheses."
23:45:24 <nooga_> can we have something *in* patients?
23:47:08 <copumpkin> o/ Saizan
23:47:22 <Saizan> hi!
23:51:41 <btiffin> Is there a bf fan club? The fb's?
23:52:47 <Jafet> fbbfbff
23:53:01 <copumpkin> shachaf will approve
23:56:12 -!- augur has joined.
23:56:22 <btiffin> Sorry, Jafet, the last bit, is that really Best Friends Forever. If so, awesome.
←2013-04-22 2013-04-23 2013-04-24→ ↑2013 ↑all