00:04:52 -!- Regis_ has joined. 00:05:59 -!- TeruFSX has left ("Leaving"). 00:06:08 -!- TeruFSX has joined. 00:07:19 -!- GOMADWarrior has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). 00:22:18 -!- Regis_ has quit (Ping timeout: 264 seconds). 00:24:18 750 hours of free computing time a month? 00:24:30 I guess I'm not particularly likely to exceed that for projects like that 00:25:49 who has? 00:26:13 -!- TeruFSX has changed nick to the. 00:26:24 750 hours is a whole month 00:26:58 -!- the has left ("Leaving"). 00:27:20 "AWS Free Tier includes 750 hours of Linux or Windows Micro Instances each month for one year. To stay within the Free Tier, use only EC2 Micro instances." 00:27:23 Oh, for one year 00:27:27 yeah 00:27:40 that's what I'm using for IRC 00:27:56 What are you going to do when the year is up? 00:28:00 dunno 00:28:06 he'll die 00:28:07 rip 00:28:09 price shopping from a few VPS providers 00:28:23 pretty sure EC2 doesn't have the best price, although micro instances are cheap 00:28:29 and i could buy it as a "reserved instance" 00:28:44 you pay up-front to have a lower hourly rate for a year or 3 years 00:29:21 i sort of think EC2 pricing is deliberately complex so that people will over-pay 00:30:42 i wonder how much EC2 prices will drop once the startup bubble bursts 00:31:37 Is spot pricing relatively cheap? 00:31:53 For the file processing, it's not like I need continu... oh, hmm, I do, derp 00:32:03 I don't think timidity would like to be interrupted 00:32:05 it can be a lot cheaper, yeah 00:32:14 well each individual conversion task is pretty short right 00:32:29 Hmm, I ... guess 00:32:37 so you just need to code it in such a way that a file isn't marked as converted until it's really done 00:32:58 It would be nice if the 'interruptions' were more like storing a memory snapshot and then restoring 00:34:46 kmc: you can irc from my server so i can get all your passwords 00:34:48 guaranteed 00:35:24 ok 00:36:37 todo figure out something exciting to do with kmc's irc passwords 00:36:51 have him rejoin #haskell as a celebrity 00:36:57 c.c 00:37:21 and then uh say that he's moved on to a better language like C++caml or w/e 00:37:34 maybe i will be writing Rust at my day job soon 00:37:42 i would spend less time yelling at people in #haskell if kmc was there to also yell 00:37:45 - my endorsement 00:38:09 for f in *; do gunzip $f; done 00:38:13 Erm 00:38:17 for f in *.gz; do gunzip $f; done 00:38:27 gun zip 00:38:28 Is this a reasonable thing to do if I think some of them are invalid? 00:39:33 Seemed to work 00:39:39 sounds good 00:40:25 for f in *.gz; do if ! gz -t "$f"; then mv "$f" bad; else gunzip "$f"; fi; done 00:40:53 There were only two that were bad 00:40:58 And I don't know what ! means 00:41:03 or -t 00:41:10 or gz 00:41:27 or "" 00:41:30 -t Test. Check the compressed file integrity. 00:41:57 Timidity was last updated 2004?!? 00:42:02 Maybe there's better software now? 00:44:04 Maybe they couldn't bear to work any longer with cvs 00:45:11 Oh, I think the webpage I found is old 00:46:05 ! means 'not' 00:47:04 "Does ! mean not?" "!false" 00:47:34 well !false in Bash would be something different from ! false 00:47:35 sadly 00:47:52 * TiMidity++-2.13.2 2004-10-03 00:47:55 * TiMidity++-2.14.0 2012-06-29 00:48:17 Great release schedule 00:48:23 if it ain't broke 00:48:31 (but it's software so it probably is broke) 00:48:39 Clearly it was broke if they needed to release a 2.14 00:48:43 if it ain't broke don't pay it? 00:48:46 It probably isn't fully working to begin with 00:48:54 kmc as a civil engineer would be fun. "this bridge is so patched together" 00:49:16 We got this bridge for free, so it's ok 00:49:35 Somehow I doubt Gregor would encourage me to choose fluidsynth over timidity 00:49:47 Also only depraved electronic musicians use that bridge 00:49:52 i would hire web startup ninjas to design a bridge 00:49:56 because they are experts at all things 00:50:07 Jafet: what was that about roaches in @tell 00:50:46 Jafet: You remind me of the roaches in `olist. 00:50:52 Oh. 00:50:52 I would encourage anyone and everyone to choose fluidsynth over timidity. 00:50:54 I guess you did. 00:51:00 Thafet 00:51:04 timidity is the most buggy piece of software on Earth, but it is far, far superior to timidity. 00:51:06 Erm 00:51:07 oerjan: What do you think? 00:51:10 fluidsynth is the most buggy piece of software on Earth, but it is far, far superior to timidity. 00:51:27 All the stability in the world won't stop timidity from being crap. 00:51:37 o.O how is timidity crap? 00:51:42 It uses GUS patches. 00:51:47 GUS patches? 00:51:49 There's just no way to make them sound good. 00:51:56 Gravis UltraSound. 00:51:57 A form of patchset that's older than both of us. 00:52:05 (OK, not actually older than both of us ;) ) 00:52:11 It was popular in 1992. 00:52:12 older than one of us 00:52:26 What sort of thing is Unison.sf2 in? 00:52:33 SoundFont. 00:52:33 I'm kind of used to it 00:52:35 A *1992* wavetable based synth? Maaan. 00:52:35 That's for fluidsynth. 00:52:46 I could have sworn I made timidity use Unison 00:53:03 Years ago 00:53:05 I think that timidity can do a sort of internal conversion, but it's just that. 00:53:13 It doesn't actually take advantage of any of SF's better featuresa. 00:53:14 This was a time when not having a CD-ROM interface meant it sucked. :P 00:53:21 -!- alejandro has joined. 00:53:25 Hmm 00:53:34 So yeah. fluidsynth. 00:53:39 -!- alejandro has left. 00:53:55 Wish I could install software on here 00:53:58 I think I broke apt 00:54:09 fluidsynth may have two bugs for every feature, but it is a /fundamentally/ superior technology. 00:54:12 Installing anything makes it want to install a new libc 00:54:23 -!- JesseH has quit (Quit: JesseH). 00:54:29 you can never have enough libcs 00:54:35 ALL the libcs. 00:55:03 Gregor, ok, so, is there something to do conversion from .mid to normal sound using a soundfont with software better than fluidsynth> 00:55:04 ? 00:55:32 Err, it can be done with fluidsynth X-D 00:55:54 Does Unison make use of those features that Timidity can't handle? 00:56:01 Gregor, but if it's buggy... 00:56:03 Probably? 00:56:22 Sgeo_: Don't worry about fluidsynth's bugs until you run into them *shrugs* 00:57:00 I assume "buggy" means "it's liable to crash" and such. 00:57:04 They're mostly really stupid things, like failing to change instruments if the MIDI messages aren't in the "right" order or randomly deciding to or not to reset things between tracks or just crashing. 00:57:10 http://arstechnica.com/security/2013/05/reporters-use-google-find-breach-get-branded-as-hackers/ are you a wget hacker 00:57:20 Everything that isn't a crash is obvious. 00:57:31 I use fluidsynth for codu.org/webmidi , btw. 00:57:32 Gregor, so I may end up with 'wrong' music? 00:57:52 No, just potentially the wrong instruments or a crash. 00:58:20 how is wrong instruments not wrong music? 00:58:33 Hmm, you like SONiVOX? 00:58:50 As SF2 libraries gos, SONiVOX makes amongst the best. 00:59:04 (i.e., they're the only sort of professional sound designers willing to lower themselves to SF2) 00:59:17 So, probably better than Unison then 00:59:23 But I guess I'd have to buy the soundfont? 00:59:39 .........it's a hundred dollars 00:59:44 So. MIDI, it sucks. 00:59:47 Yeah. It's not cheap, and not worth it if you don't have real need for it :) 00:59:53 Naw, MIDI is great :) 01:00:16 http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/19904281061092/19904281061092.ogg 01:01:01 From wrlds1.mid 01:01:05 Sounds like MIDI. 01:01:21 Bike: if a website shows your personal information on ?id=100 and you change that to ?id=101 that's illegal hth 01:01:32 hey i've done that before 01:01:44 You CRIMINAL HACKER 01:01:44 i'm an official cyber criminal (michael jackson plays) 01:01:54 Cracker: criminal hacker 01:02:13 Cracker: white criminal hacker 01:02:15 `quote cracker 01:02:21 No output. 01:02:24 yo fuck you 01:03:24 `quote fuck 01:03:25 179) I love the way zzo38's comment was cut off after the f of brainfuck that's just the most hilarious place to cut it off in a discussion about censorshi \ 224) oerjan: Tell us what (a(b{c}d)*2e)%2 expands to <-- ababcdbcdedbabcdbcdede, i think oerjan: What - the - fuck \ 242) okay see in m 01:03:29 i demand that Gregor be -v 01:03:54 Gregor, is Chorium good? 01:03:58 Is it free? 01:04:03 Chorium is as good as free gets. 01:04:11 Hmm, ok 01:04:19 Gregor: How's the accordion hunt going? 01:04:32 shachaf: I have two but neither are exactly great *sigh* 01:04:45 I mean the chromatic button accordion hunt. 01:04:46 Gregor, so, you'd recommend it over Unison? 01:05:06 I don't know where I got this idea that Unison is awesome? 01:05:45 I can't just use your web service to render all my MIDIs, can I? >:D 01:06:39 http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/202062800218550/202062800218550.ogg is it just me or does the Chorium version sound significantly different? 01:06:41 Sure *shrugs* 01:06:52 Of course it sounds significantly different. 01:06:55 Oh god those strings X_X 01:07:00 Strings are always the worst. 01:07:10 do we have good string synth yet i forgot 01:07:15 Nope. 01:07:18 got it 01:07:36 But I don't think Sonivox even did the strings, it sounded like a different instrument? 01:07:40 Or am I imagining things 01:07:46 Gregor: How many buttons in a chromatic button accordion? 01:07:52 At least four, right? 01:07:59 shachaf: Considerably more I'd say. 01:08:04 Eight? 01:08:05 shachaf: 120 in the bass, not sure about the trouble. 01:08:06 Erm 01:08:08 Treble X_X 01:08:20 Gregor is trouble 01:08:41 Gregor, sonivox sounds better but I want free 01:08:53 I can't just go try Unison on your web service magically, can I? 01:09:04 No, but if you can send me a link to it, I can add it. 01:09:04 -!- carado has quit (Ping timeout: 246 seconds). 01:09:27 http://www.personalcopy.com/linuxfiles.htm 01:11:39 I never tried personalcopy 01:13:22 "Peter Jevnisek's wonderful new GM/GS soundbank is now here for download and is one of the most popular on this site. This is the one that's been talked about in the newsgroups, previewed with some mp3 samples, and has everyone waiting with baited breath! A wonderfully musical and clean sound; if you're using the SBLive! you must download this soundfont." 01:13:26 (about Unison) 01:14:44 * Sgeo_ wants to know what Gregor thinks about Unison 01:17:05 It's still downloading. 01:17:08 That's what I think. 01:18:43 On Windows I used to use some... thing by Yamaha 01:18:46 To play MIDIs 01:18:48 I really liked it 01:22:32 There, maybe I installed Unison. 01:23:54 :D 01:24:31 elliott: http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/214051887116122/214051887116122.ogg 01:25:00 http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/20734427124682/20734427124682.ogg it's nicer than Chorium I think 01:25:20 Well, at least at first 01:25:35 ...just heard an iffy part 01:25:46 I think you've just happened upon instruments that it does... "better". 01:26:07 Gregor: what is it 01:26:08 'cause Chorium's strings suck horribly. So do Unison's, but not quite as bad :) 01:26:13 elliott: EVERYTHING 01:26:14 elliott: ALL THE THINGS 01:26:19 my speakers aren't even on!!! 01:26:28 I have another song to upload, although it might not be as legal 01:26:45 I like the way Unison treats the beginning though 01:27:11 hmm 01:27:27 i think i'm coming to grips with the Grand Unified Theory Of Why Moffat Who Is Shit 01:27:49 -!- copumpkin has changed nick to {-_-}. 01:28:09 Oh Lamour in Unison: http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/20891761211620/20891761211620.ogg 01:28:36 Where's the sparkly effect I like? :( 01:28:42 -!- {-_-} has changed nick to eliot. 01:30:05 -!- dessos has left. 01:30:45 Might be wrong song :( or maybe it was on that Yamaha thing 01:31:00 -!- eliot has changed nick to copumpkin. 01:32:00 -!- GOMADWarrior has joined. 01:32:23 Oh Lamour in Sonivox: http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/20991111911878/20991111911878.ogg 01:32:43 Are there cheaper Sonivox soundfonts? 01:36:23 http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/211401281913892/211401281913892.ogg Oh Lamour in Chorium 01:36:36 Definitely sounds more artificial than SONiVOX sounds 01:36:38 Plenty, but as per a full general MIDI soundfont, the only options are their 250MB $100 one or their 24MB $70 one. 01:37:38 that is some non-linear pricing 01:37:42 "not worth it if you don't have real need for it :)" 01:37:49 So, what soundfonts would be worth it? 01:38:03 I want to hear the huge MIDI collection I have sound beautiful 01:38:50 If you're not willing to pay anything, Chorium. Otherwise, SONiVOX. There is nothing in between. 01:39:26 i'm willing to pay $1.00 01:39:26 Chorium screwed up wrlds1 so badly 01:39:49 -!- SirCmpwn has quit (Ping timeout: 248 seconds). 01:39:58 Well, not that badly I guess 01:44:51 bored 01:45:01 Listen to the .ogg I'm going to link soon 01:45:15 A file I called "ZeldaMario.mid" rendered with sonivox 01:45:20 http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/214081523917090/214081523917090.ogg 01:45:36 Hmm... it sounds... off 01:47:09 kmc: hi 01:47:16 helliott 01:47:32 'eegan 01:47:43 what should i do 01:47:45 helliott sounds pretty metal 01:47:49 Gregor, why does that song sound off? 01:48:46 maybe i should drink alcohol 01:48:50 kmc: join my metal band compromised entirely of people whose names start with "ell" and who are greeted look around you-style on a regular basis 01:48:55 n.b. you might have to change your name 01:49:01 but it will be worth it 01:49:02 http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/215343205724631/215343205724631.ogg 01:49:04 stheme5a 01:49:07 in Sonivox 01:49:23 The strings seem to be crowding out the melody 01:51:19 hm when I preview a text attachment in GMail, Google prefixes exactly 256 bytes of whitespace 01:51:24 i wonder what the hilarious reason is 01:51:38 preventing content-sniffing as HTML in shitty browsers? 01:52:11 maybe 01:52:14 Sgeo_: It's assuming that these instruments will have an instantaneous attack, which makes no sense physically. 01:52:39 the browser will sniff even if the server sends content-type: text/plain ? 01:52:44 and it only looks at 256 bytes? 01:52:55 kmc, IE ... oh, I think Safari does too sometimes 01:53:26 maybe old safari 01:53:45 Gregor, what, the MIDI file is? 01:54:33 So to speak. 01:54:41 kmc: Yes, it actually scans the first 256 bytes pretty much regardless. 01:54:58 Its algorithm for doing so uses the server-sent MIME type *as a parameter in its heuristics*. 01:55:05 sigh 01:55:09 pikhq, which browser?? 01:55:11 fuck postel's law 01:55:15 Sgeo_: IE 01:55:23 I think IE has a header to disable sniffing 01:55:53 X-Content-Type-Options: nosniff 01:55:55 To be fair-ish, MIME type detection is at least a feature web browsers need to have. 01:56:03 An HTTP server doesn't *have* to send a MIME type. 01:56:07 Or indeed any headers. 01:56:36 Are there still HTTP/0.9 servers online? 01:56:48 -!- madbr has joined. 01:56:50 Probably. 01:57:02 :( 01:58:22 Gregor, I guess a lot of these MIDIs were made for older soundfonts? 01:58:39 http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/218232634319680/218232634319680.ogg LogC in SONiVOX 01:59:11 In a manner of speaking. Ideally MIDIs are made for a particular suite of virtual instruments, but in practice they tend to be made to sound good on Windows software synth ;) 01:59:13 sgeo: or fm synth cards? 01:59:32 some midis are made to play on actual pianos and such ;) 02:00:08 it's hard to make midi sound not cheesey because usually the sample set gets way overused since it's the same for every song 02:00:11 Most of these MIDIs are probably a decade old 02:00:13 Or older 02:00:18 what's the comic sans of soundfonts 02:00:40 not to mention that you can't mix midi because every soundfont/synth is different 02:00:59 kmc: most common atm is gm.dls 02:01:26 but the soundfont on old sb awe32/awe64 cards was really cheesey too 02:02:20 it had some ok samples but the snare was really really cheesey 02:02:27 and snare drum is used on everything 02:02:36 http://i.imgur.com/lbBR9dY.gif 02:02:54 lolwut 02:04:20 plus everything was drowned in chorus and reverb anyways 02:04:23 hm 02:04:24 ok i did 50 jumping jacks 02:04:26 i smell something burning 02:04:26 Ok, Glee1a isn't even playing on my computer 02:04:26 still/again bored 02:04:29 that's probably bad 02:04:59 @time kmc 02:05:00 Local time for kmc is Tue May 21 22:04:59 2013 02:05:03 <- not really a fan of midi :3 02:05:10 kmc: happy 22:05 02:05:32 <- really a fan of midi :3 02:06:10 glee1a 02:06:11 I'm a diehard fan of impulse tracker tbh 02:06:16 The beginning sounds weird http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/220073105321700 02:06:17 what has 2 thumbs and is a big fan of midi 02:06:57 :D 02:07:13 http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/220073105321700/log.txt 02:07:18 Warnings about invalid generators 02:07:23 I don't know what generators are 02:08:02 i have seven thumbs 02:08:16 heh it's like it's playing some real fast line and the ice rain patch can't follow 02:08:23 probably sounds ok on FM synths tho 02:19:21 Putting in song from a movie... now 02:19:26 http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/224151221912487/224151221912487.ogg 02:19:42 But that movie is not where I nostalgize it from 02:20:12 -!- Phantom_Hoover has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 02:22:03 this has zimmerness 02:22:45 http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/225562643528383/225562643528383.ogg 02:23:10 :( was fully expecting the 'quality' of the sound font to be a detriment to this song, and it is 02:23:35 There's supposed to be a rougher feel 02:23:42 Or at least, I've always heard it with a very rough feel 02:26:01 And now for a deliberately sickingly cute song: 02:26:15 http://codu.org/webmidi/gen/226811563322357/226811563322357.ogg 02:26:25 sickingly 02:26:38 -!- SirCmpwn has joined. 02:28:24 sickiningly 02:28:29 sickingingly 02:28:36 you've... almost got it 02:28:44 sickeningly (thanks to spell-checker) 02:31:16 kmc: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=13691253090A82340100&page=1#20 plz to comment on: Security Theater 02:34:24 Going to post 02:34:27 And register 02:34:35 on what 02:36:28 if you mean tvtropes then fucking don't please 02:39:21 You're going to register at a website because it leaks login details in cleartext 02:39:48 Just posted 02:39:53 Turned out I was already registered 02:39:59 oh my god. 02:40:21 uh i don't want to read all of this 02:40:32 but yes a lot of people are confused about what password hashing is good for 02:40:33 kmc, just read the (now second-to-last) post 02:40:44 Basically the system checks if you're logged in by having your username and password in cookies. 02:40:54 Encrypting anything is just security theater. 02:40:55 I rot13 my password 1000000 times to make it harder to brute force 02:41:02 that's like pbkdf2 but better 02:41:04 also people should stop saying "encrypt" when they mean "hash" 02:41:06 cause nobody will expect it 02:41:10 copbkdf2kin 02:41:14 pbkdf13 02:41:20 i don't know anything, it's true. 02:41:46 http://shop.oreilly.com/product/0636920028000.do?sortby=publicationDate wow 02:42:15 wow 02:42:26 yet few resources are dedicated to this data type. 02:42:31 They should call it "C: the fun parts" 02:42:31 good morning mr. magpie 02:42:35 226 pages of it 02:43:23 Just verified username + pass being sent plaintext over http 02:43:31 "Apply concepts to real-world problems: model the behavior of boats, airplanes, cars, and sports balls" i didn't know people called them "sports balls" 02:43:44 -!- nooodl^ has quit (Ping timeout: 256 seconds). 02:44:13 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tTV0cBGbaM 02:45:40 also people should stop saying "encrypt" when they mean "hash" 02:45:49 really when someone says the kind of things said there there's a good chance it's actual encryption 02:46:07 I didn't even mention the 'it should be hashed' thing in my post 02:46:11 One step at a time 02:46:25 you're fighting an uphill battle. for no reason 02:46:31 Dance ball modelling 02:46:44 I was kind of hoping someone could verify that my understanding is correct 02:47:19 since when do people say "encrypt" when they're talking about drugz (kmc drugz joke) 02:47:36 They want to be "cryptic" 02:48:09 Q: how was the cryptographer buried? A: they were encrypted 02:48:38 kmc: you should grade cannabis quality as sha-1 sha-256 etc. 02:48:46 imo that was pretty good 02:49:12 Maybe I should explain how sending it encrypted is safe 02:49:29 who cares, it's tvtropes 02:49:33 (If Fast Eddie posts and says that sending over https is equiv. to http, I'll do that) 02:49:35 shachaf: haha yes I will do that 02:50:04 "This batch is really RIPEMD" 02:50:11 you can buy a /lot/ of different strains of weed in SF 02:55:06 have you bought any 02:55:50 What's different between strains? 02:58:07 shachaf: not directly 02:58:35 Bike: different mixture of cannabinoids, producing a different effect, supposedly 02:58:45 only supposedly? 02:59:00 Maybe only supposedly, maybe supposedly and also actually. 02:59:17 what shachaf said 02:59:36 * shachaf is clearly an expert on this topic. 02:59:52 lots of people talk about a difference between Cannabis sativa and Cannabis indica, at least 03:00:43 cannabis weedia 03:02:25 'A study published in the South African Journal of Science showed that "pipes dug up from the garden of Shakespeare's home in Stratford upon Avon contain traces of cannabis." The chemical analysis was carried out after researchers hypothesized that the "noted weed" mentioned in Sonnet 76 and the "journey in my head" from Sonnet 27 could be references to cannabis and the use thereof.' 03:02:31 awesome 03:02:40 noted weed is a good name for it 03:03:04 shakespeare gotta get blazed son 03:04:04 Why write I still all one, ever the same, // And keep invention in a noted weed, // That every word doth almost tell my name, // Showing their birth, and where did they proceed? 03:04:07 the weed experience. 03:04:43 -!- GOMADWarrior has quit (Ping timeout: 264 seconds). 03:05:06 A Noted Weed: the Keegan McAllister Story 03:05:17 would read/watch 03:05:40 «This interpretation is based on an assumption about the colloquialism "weed". It was not used in reference to the drug marajuana in the USA until the 1920s,» sux 03:05:42 kmc should get a drugz named after him 03:05:52 Bike: shut. shut up. stop ruining it 03:06:09 Well, I mean. He probably did actually smoke weed. 03:06:22 who doesn't, right 03:06:26 Right. 03:06:31 WRONG 03:07:28 smbc++ 03:07:57 so did shakespeare smoke pot or not 03:08:02 i demand a yes/no answer 03:08:12 yes and yes 03:08:24 come on man you know the history of drugz better than anyone 03:08:41 -!- madbr has quit (Quit: Radiateur). 03:08:43 did shakespeare use lsd or not 03:09:22 doubtful 03:09:35 shakespeare was a noted biochemist in his day 03:09:39 we're going to make some absolute zingers when kmc gets the death penalty for smuggling drugs 03:09:57 using #esoteric logs as evidence 03:10:23 pretty sure this is what inevitably happens to anyone who slides down the slippery slope that is gateway drugs (the gateway is to hell) 03:11:16 elliott: is that the hardest drugz of all 03:11:34 *turkmenistani photograph* 03:11:58 i don't even know if that's a thing you get death penalty for in the america's 03:12:04 copyright infringement hth 03:12:12 oh, i misread that 03:13:35 smug druggling 03:17:02 also, just POSTing username / password over HTTPS is not enough 03:17:15 you pretty much need to serve the whole site over HTTPS to have good security 03:17:37 But POSTing the password over https is better than nothing. 03:17:41 alright i'm going to comment on this again even though i decided it would be a bad idea to: 03:17:49 an active attacker could tamper with the real login form, or serve a fake login form to an already-logged-in user 03:17:51 not if someone serves up a page that doesn't post the password over https 03:17:59 Yeah, but if you use HTTPS at all you should use HTTPS entirely. 03:18:06 last time something this stupid came up, he said password security didn't matter because it was just for edits and avoiding spammers 03:18:17 Otherwise it provides only *miniscule* benefits. 03:18:28 copumpkin: I've explicitly added https: to the URL before logging in in the past. 03:18:36 shachaf: it is better than nothing, but it's also a handy excuse for not doing more, I guess 03:18:40 (namely, an attacker would have to spend fractional amount of time to do it) 03:18:42 and when i say "something this stupid" i mean "the same thing" since it's been like this since i quit, which was in ancient times. 03:18:56 i'm not sure really, it's a tricky organizational question and not a technical one 03:19:09 whether these half measures are better than nothing 03:19:11 kmc: our esolang wiki has a totally insecure login :'( 03:19:20 copumpkin: Besides, someone could do that anyway, if you ever make a non-https request. 03:19:34 The moral of the story is, I chose a half measure, when I should have gone all the way. I'll never make that mistake again. No more half measures. 03:19:55 shachaf: that's why kmc says the entire site should be 03:19:58 and you should keep an eye on that 03:20:21 Y'know, the whole "scream bloody murder on self-signed HTTPS certs" thing bothers me. 03:20:27 maybe i should make the wiki https-y 03:20:29 sounds scary though 03:20:31 Sure, but a user can still type in an http: URL. 03:20:42 Anyway I agree with y'all that it's the right thing to do. 03:20:52 elliott: have you considered switching to a more ssecure platform, like pmwiki 03:21:06 Bike: what's the joke here 03:21:07 pikhq: why 03:21:07 does tvtropes use it 03:21:23 HTTP < self-signed HTTPS < properly signed HTTPS, but browsers treat it as self-signed HTTPS < HTTP < properly signed HTTPS. 03:21:53 well the self-signed cert could be a sign that Someone Is Doing Something Nasty 03:22:08 Yes, but then it could just be going down to HTTP. 03:22:35 It'd be one thing if they warned when a site suddenly *changed* to self-signed. 03:23:06 i think there was a time when browsers had a padlock icon for https but didn't have a similar indication of whether the cert is good or not 03:23:19 And I don't think they should do that "Oh, it's signed, you can trust this site" green lock thing... 03:23:31 these days though at least Chrome puts a red slash through 'https' if the cert is untrusted 03:23:42 I,I httpi: 03:23:49 i.e. self-signed HTTPS should look pretty much like straight HTTP to an end-user if it's untrusted. 03:24:01 But it definitely should be *allowed*. 03:24:37 the ca system is lol imo 03:24:39 Particularly if they add to it an SSH-like policy of "when the cert changes, scream bloody murder". 03:24:47 Yeah, the CA system is kinda... dubious. 03:25:05 yep 03:25:10 imo kmc should move there anyway 03:25:11 what is a good system 03:25:15 i like how it doesn't matter if you buy a cert from a good CA or a bad one 03:25:24 i mean self-signed is perfectly good for encryption 03:25:33 so there is no financial incentive for CAs to be good 03:25:44 and it's not like https has done "verification" well ever 03:25:44 as long as they are just good enough to not get removed from browsers 03:26:13 Bike: Almost anything else really. 03:26:25 -!- Tritonio has quit (Ping timeout: 248 seconds). 03:26:33 The CA system basically amounts to "trust ANYTHING these guys say to trust". 03:27:18 imagine actually trusting verisign 03:27:51 obviously what we need is small scale societies. kill a few billion people and then the remainder can all trust each other because they know each other 03:28:11 now who's the malthus 03:28:15 i trust tricycles and unicycles 03:28:37 "Now Who's The Malthus" is the worst party game 03:40:13 kmc: browsers don't remove bad CAs 03:40:19 They only remove CAs that nobody uses 03:40:58 they remove them if they're publically compromised 03:41:50 You think so 03:42:07 According to this firefox, it still ships with root for diginotar 03:43:39 https://blog.mozilla.org/security/2011/08/29/fraudulent-google-com-certificate/ i guess 03:43:50 https://blog.mozilla.org/security/2013/01/03/revoking-trust-in-two-turktrust-certficates/ 03:44:22 i see changes to the CA list in my debian updates pretty often, as well 03:44:45 i don't know if they were all Google and Mozilla's doing or some were Debian's 03:45:03 kmc: looks like a CA nobody uses 03:59:09 PKI is fucked 03:59:11 film at 11 04:00:10 is that another kurdish militia 04:00:15 lol 04:00:17 oh, CAs 04:00:18 should be 04:00:47 i remember back when I read Fark they would have lots of posts about FARC, the colombian guerillas 04:00:50 good times 04:01:18 I could have sworn there was a Kurdish rebel organization called PKI, like a splinter from the PKK, but nope. 04:02:23 #esoteric should become a Kurdish rebel organization 04:02:23 Nothing here 04:02:39 well, the PKK is retreating from Turkey. 04:02:48 There's probably a vacuum for splinter groups that don't want to do so. 04:02:51 does 'oonbotti' mean something in Finnish? 04:03:17 google says that "olen botti" means "i have a bot" 04:04:02 I want to do that rendering of MIDIs, but just don't know if it's worth it 04:04:03 i thought "olen" was ~ "i am" 04:04:09 Erm, having to choose just one soundfont 04:04:22 Also, does EC2 come with storage? 04:04:24 you should render { all MIDIs } x { all soundfonts } 04:04:41 Does YouTube have limits on how much you can upload? 04:04:41 and have an interface for voting on which one is best 04:04:45 i'm serious, this would be a cool project 04:05:02 Fun fact: A lot of the MIDIs I have have random names 04:05:14 I've been thinking about doing a project where people could tag the MIDIs 04:05:16 how do you know they're random 04:05:22 Pseudorandom 04:05:29 At least, incomprehensible to me 04:05:35 Even if not random 04:05:40 EC2 has like seven kinds of storage 04:05:49 80d8a266.mid 04:05:50 each more confusing and terrible than the rest 04:05:54 for example 04:06:02 does that correspond to a well known hash of the file 04:06:42 I don't ... think so 04:06:56 where do you like... get midis, as a thing 04:06:58 I've seen separate installations of the program give different files the same name 04:07:16 i mean is that like just downloading every mp3 ever 04:07:39 midis sound better when you download them over gopher 04:07:53 BYOND is where these weirdly named files came from. Game makers include MIDIs, and also a few of the games allow people to share music, so some of them are from random people 04:08:10 There's also Active Worlds, and Worlds.com, although the MIDIs from those are more sanely named 04:08:11 real audiophiles scoff at midis and lois and go straight to highis 04:12:25 It shouldn't take an hour to render 917 MIDIs, should it? 04:12:32 Ok, maybe it would take more than an hour 04:12:51 imo write a super optimized renderer 04:12:57 node.js can render over 10,000 midis per second 04:13:12 http://daychilde.com/midiguy/ in case anyone wants my midis 04:13:27 There's also a .zip file of all of them at http://daychilde.com/midiguy/AllMIDIs.zip 04:18:41 What happens if I hate Amazon or if Amazon dies? Are there other things similar to EC2? 04:18:59 there are lots of hosting providers 04:19:00 kmc: 'oonbotti' ~ "I'm a bot" or "O's bot" 04:19:19 there are lots of 'cloud' providers meaning they have an API to provision new machines etc 04:19:25 there might even be some with an EC2 compatible API 04:19:44 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eucalyptus_(computing) is a package for building AWS-compatible clouds 04:19:52 dunno if it's any good, i've only used the client tools 04:19:58 Can I just ssh into an instance and do stuff from there, or do I have to design an 'application'? 04:20:04 you can do the former 04:21:13 they have a lot of fancy terminology for what boils down to just a Linux server 04:21:17 at least in the simple use cases 04:21:28 Hmmm... in theory, I should be able to VNC into a Windows Server, right? I could play games on EC2 if I wanted! 04:21:33 lol 04:27:08 http://stackoverflow.com/questions/549/the-definitive-guide-to-forms-based-website-authentication well then. 04:28:09 https://bi.ke 05:03:51 -!- Nisstyre-laptop has joined. 05:33:25 -!- Bike has quit (Ping timeout: 248 seconds). 05:34:57 -!- Bike has joined. 05:40:32 Debian GNU/Hurd 2013 is out! 05:40:35 Finally. 05:46:16 Clearly the most important thing. 05:46:42 man, that thing is still around? 05:47:02 the hurd is eternal 05:47:14 the real GNU kernel is GRUB 05:47:45 `addquote the real GNU kernel is GRUB 05:47:53 1039) the real GNU kernel is GRUB 05:47:56 coppro: Yes, it really is. 05:47:58 it's funny because it's true 05:48:09 ^ 05:48:20 I remember reading about lilo in a Linux book I had 05:48:32 That book also mentioned fvwm95 05:48:37 It's got so many fancy features on top of its *base* not really working. 05:49:05 "FVWM98 is a derivative of FVWM95 that is newer, and designed to look like Windows 98 instead of Windows 95." 05:49:14 it's really (the) shit 05:49:20 O: 05:49:20 Err... there's a significant appearance difference between 95 and 98? 05:49:26 Yeah, actually. 05:49:28 LOADLIN is where it's at 05:49:41 And, LILO ain't really an archaicism. 05:49:49 It's fallen out of *favor*, but it's definitely still around. 05:49:57 LOADLIN 4 lyfe 05:50:04 o.O what appearance differences? 05:50:54 You know that gradient in the title bar? 05:50:58 Windows 95 didn't have that. 05:51:15 It also looks rather different courtesy of not having the IE integration. 05:51:27 LOADLIN and Penguin 05:51:40 Actually, the Windows 95 colorscheme in general was different from 98, the other differences were just subtle. 05:51:52 Somewhat warmer colors. 05:52:42 As a kid I told someone to 'look for Windows Update' to tell whether they were using 95 or 98 05:52:43 http://toastytech.com/guis/win95desktop3.png http://toastytech.com/guis/win98desk.gif 05:53:01 http://windows95tips.com/ 05:53:21 In many ways 95 looked nicer. 05:53:38 windows95tips has like three times as many followers as his other blogs combined do, and he doesn't understand that at all, it's great 05:53:39 Particularly on 640x480. 05:53:44 What's that red icon on the 98 one? 05:53:59 Not sure. 05:54:12 Oh, Compaq BS. 05:54:13 I should really be sleeping 05:54:34 did any of you play that Hover game that came on the Win 95 CD 05:54:43 I have, at a friend's hous 05:54:44 http://toastytech.com/guis/win98bg.gif Windows 98 was... dubious. 05:54:44 house 05:54:48 kmc: Never had it on CD. 05:55:10 i should download and play it immediately 05:55:11 pikhq, when the desktop background crashed, it was mostly white with some text, I forget what 05:55:23 I had preinstalled Windows 95 and no idea where the install disc was, and access to the 95 floppies. 05:55:44 They were my grandmother's, but eh. 05:55:47 i wonder how paranoid I should be about the possibility that someone has inserted Linux malware in a copy of an 18 year old Windows game 05:56:10 http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mclb4vv5tA1rehruqo1_400.png definitely this paranoid 05:56:22 Funny thing, I can't seem to find a copy of the Windows 95 *CD* to pirate at all. 05:56:29 Floppy images sure, but not the CD. 05:56:30 That looks like a right hand 05:56:38 i think I have a 98SE ISO 05:56:45 best version of 9x of course 05:56:47 I have a 98SE ISO somewhere 05:56:49 Yeah. I can find 98 and 98SE just fine. 05:56:56 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4KAFMS4MOY 05:56:57 And even ME. 05:57:00 But not 95. 05:57:23 I remember Dilbert's Desktop Games 05:57:27 Sadly, I can't find evidence of the 95 5.25" floppy set other than a mention of it. 05:57:50 Yes, apparently you could order a copy of Windows 95 on 5.25" floppies. 05:57:54 I remember going into class, I forget the exact reason for this, but I remember saying to the class that I wanted to play it but didn't feel comfortable with the violence 05:58:01 (Because of use of a cell phone to shock people) 05:58:11 the violence in Dilbert's Desktop Games? 05:58:30 Yes 05:59:44 sigh, hormones are irritating sometimes 05:59:49 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=po3Mp2fOhTI 05:59:52 Techno Raiders 05:59:58 coppro: They are. Why do you mention it though? 06:00:28 pikhq: because they're being irritating to me at the moment and preventing me from simply enjoying time with certain female friends 06:00:55 How amazingly vague. 06:00:57 (that is not to say that the make the time unenjoyable, just less so, because I am trying to ensure that they do not influence my actions excessively) 06:01:15 what, you expect my life story? 06:01:32 coppro: how old are you, if you don't mind me asking? 06:01:33 That *is* what this channel is for. 06:01:35 * kmc is just curious 06:01:39 Isn't that so, Sgeo_? 06:01:49 somebody once told me this problem gets better around age 25 06:01:53 you know hormones have many important functions not related to tits i don't think you should be mean to hormones hello 06:02:02 * pikhq is a curious fellow, and also not particularly secretive. 06:02:32 For instance, today was a straight porn day, not a gay porn day. 06:02:33 kmc: possible 06:02:44 why divide it into days 06:02:50 kmc: it also abates significant when in a relationship, for obvious reasons 06:02:54 just have all time be all porn time 06:03:05 Bike: I'm bordering on that TBH. :P 06:03:19 you bohemian 06:03:25 hence, the real problem is that I am not currently dating, and my body is objecting to this fact and offering several suggestions 06:03:31 When your girlfriend hands you porn links at random hours, uh, yeah. 06:03:36 :D 06:03:47 "yo have you seen Slutbusters 5" 06:04:03 my brain, meanwhile, is objecting to the objection 06:04:11 ass blasters ε₀ 06:04:16 or at least wants to sit down sometime later when it's not going to be awkward and have an adult conversation about the matter 06:04:40 clearly your problem is dualism 06:05:02 clearly 06:05:04 is the problem lack of dating or lack of sex or both 06:05:13 kmc: former 06:05:20 Lack of sex is easy. 06:05:23 ^ 06:05:24 is it? 06:05:25 I deal with it regularly 06:05:38 Hmm, I think I could make it up to Waterloo. :P 06:05:53 so: kmc's a nympho and everyone else is masturbating furiously 06:06:06 i'm not a nympho :< 06:06:16 i'd like to find more sex partners in fact 06:06:21 but i'm lazy and bad at people 06:06:26 kmc: I hear ya. 06:06:46 The Laziest Nympho 06:07:04 Open relationships are kinda funny when both people are also kinda lazy and bad at people. 06:07:08 ^ 06:07:15 I'm not too bad at people, I just don't apply myself 06:07:37 "Y'know, we should totally have a threesome." "Yeah, but... who?" "Eh, we'll figure it out later." 06:07:51 It's a very strange sort of problem. 06:07:58 i'm also kind of insecure about my own attractiveness 06:08:05 ok, very insecure 06:08:05 it *really* doesn't help that I have a habit of becoming enamored with people with whom I have to maintain professional relationships 06:08:10 "honey, that's a dildo" "I'm not going out on Tuesday night." 06:08:32 I'm slightly insecure. My girlfriend is... quite insecure, though understandably so. 06:08:55 "quite insecure, though understandably so" 06:09:01 (I've tried to do the simultaneous personal + professional relationship thing before. It wasn't actually that bad, but the entry and exit had better be flawless) 06:09:08 She's trans. So, yes, understandably so. 06:09:29 sounded like you were insulting her, tho :P 06:09:36 Not at all. 06:09:41 I know. 06:09:50 That's why I took the sentence fragment and put it in quotation marks. 06:10:02 Just life history making it understandable. 06:10:04 i don't think masturbation solves the lack of sex problem, if that was implied above 06:10:23 kmc: I implied we could fuck, for what it's worth. :P 06:10:46 [hash]esoteric should have a museum guide tour, where you plug your headphones into a cheap ipod or whatever and they talk about pikhq's Blue Period 06:10:52 who's the we there 06:11:03 Bike: Blue period? 06:11:15 Ah, this is an art reference. 06:11:23 * coppro needs to get over the fact that being a semipublic figure means having to act like one 06:11:34 @quote edwardk.*blue 06:11:34 shachaf says: 3.0 is an edwardk phase, not just a version number. It's like Picasso's Blue Period. 06:11:36 coppro: Wait, you're semipublic? 06:11:37 you're a semi-public figure? 06:11:40 efb 06:11:44 semipubic figure 06:12:01 pikhq: student politician who actually does shit 06:12:47 Semipubic then. 06:12:48 this channel doesn't talk about sex very often 06:12:52 i like it 06:12:57 the change of pace I mean 06:13:11 change of topic, anyway 06:13:15 Sex is pretty awesome. 06:13:19 seems like the usual #esoteric pace 06:13:19 indeed 06:13:48 Keith Johnstone suggested that the "speed" of a scene is related to the rate at which new ideas are introduced rather than the rate that things are "happening". 06:13:51 tip: vary the pace for a more overall pleasing experience 06:13:56 :D 06:13:56 ...Or something along those lines. 06:14:32 pikhq: I have public figure aspirations, though, so... 06:14:51 Ah, so a gay trist would be a bad thing. 06:14:52 Alas. 06:14:58 this isn't the USA 06:15:09 nobody cares if you had a gay trist 06:15:28 -!- Bike has quit (Ping timeout: 276 seconds). 06:15:36 Would it be at all sane to attempt to use Visual Studio on EC2? 06:15:38 To Canada, to finally have sex with a guy. :P 06:15:54 it's a pretty badly kept secret that a current cabinet minister fathered a child with another MP's secretary 06:16:37 Least I've got some experience with cock. 06:16:37 and it's actually more dangerous to bring it up than it is for him 06:16:48 (politically, I mean) 06:18:02 cock experience eh 06:18:20 Yuh. 06:18:58 -!- Bike has joined. 06:19:00 menstruation with food coloring 06:19:15 * kmc isn't sure if he correctly interpreted an offer to hook up with pikhq, above, but wouldn't be against it if we met each other in person and found each other attractive and so forth 06:19:19 Bike: what 06:19:32 blue period. 06:19:38 c_c 06:19:55 Bike: suddenly picasso makes a whole lot more sense 06:19:57 kmc: It was mostly joking, but wouldn't be against it if we met each other in person and found each other attractive and so forth. 06:20:01 yay! 06:20:28 also is it ok if my girlfriend watches 06:20:39 man 06:20:42 really when i think of periods in art i think of goya's "black", or "totally fucked up" period 06:20:48 Is it ok if my girlfriend watches? :P 06:20:53 probably 06:20:57 the english language sucks for expressing "I do not want something" as not meaning "I want not something" 06:21:01 with he just painted on the inside of his house 06:21:04 She's a *bit* of a yaoi fangirl. :P 06:21:07 on walls 06:21:14 coppro: Marduk desires not the barren wasteland of your dessicated viscera. 06:21:19 because a guy eating his son is something you paint on your wall 06:21:49 pikhq: when I was in highschool a female friend made me a CD full of yaoi and yuri for my birthday 06:21:55 it was a pretty good present :) 06:21:57 for instance: I possess no desire to experience sexual relations with another male. I do not intrinsically have an objection to this, just that my life exprience indicates that it would likely be unenjoyable 06:21:58 :) 06:22:19 coppro: Shame, that. 06:22:43 ....i probably could have hooked up with her, too 06:22:51 damn this being incredibly awkward in my teenage years 06:22:53 gay porn CD of love 06:22:55 kmc: Yeah, but it's high school. You're awkward. 06:23:07 pikhq: given that I find it irritating enough to deal with hormones that react to one half of the population, I'm not so sure 06:23:10 And I was then a "no sex before marriage" type as well. 06:23:46 Shame, probably could've had sex for the first time 6 years earlier. 06:23:54 it's weird how sex is a BIG FUCKING DEAL (pun intended?) if you're not having any, and if you are, it's just like a fun thing you can do in between watching TV and going for a walk and IRC and whatever 06:23:58 I don't think I was ever that type. Possibly because nobody told me sex and marriage were related until I took legal studies class 06:24:09 Fundie upbringing. 06:24:41 (ok this is probably hyperbole, but it doesn't paint an inaccurate picture of my conceptions) 06:24:43 i don't think sex is a big deal to me and i'm not having any. possibly this is because i've never had any? and also aren't like sixteen any more. 06:24:56 ^ except for the never had any bit 06:25:07 tbh I care much more about the emotional codependency in a relationship than the sex 06:25:38 * Bike says, while flipping between porn and Darwin 06:26:00 * kmc started college at 16, had a kind of disastrous relationship right away, and then spent a few years being celibate by choice 06:26:20 man how do you people get into school so ea- wait i already asked you 06:26:35 Bike: I'm 23 and still haven't graduated college. 06:26:37 Happy? :) 06:26:49 btw if you are wondering why i'm over-sharing, here is the answer: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Pw2J2mP2J_Q/TjwFd47dumI/AAAAAAAAABk/Cw5kqVwjvDQ/s1600/kraken_rum.png 06:26:49 well played 06:26:50 Bike: I could have if I'd wanted to 06:26:53 people talked me out of it 06:26:57 they were right 06:27:01 pikhq: i still haven't started college hth 06:27:03 should i do it 06:27:18 the kraken put a beast in your belly? is this like, some kind of bestial unbirthing thing 06:27:21 kmc: Meh. 06:27:26 shachaf: a) what is your current profession b) what do you want your profession to be? 06:27:42 oh speaking of fucking, i hope you all know about https://twitter.com/voidsexts 06:28:22 kmc: you don't appear to be oversharing? 06:28:24 coppro: a) none, exactly b) not quite sure 06:28:36 shachaf: get a liberal arts degree 06:28:38 NEXT, PLEASE 06:28:38 apparently in The Old Days these things would start with "Dear Penthouse Playhouse" or whatever 06:28:48 haha 06:28:48 ahaha 06:28:53 i don't know how porn mags work. i think there are bunnies involved 06:28:54 kmc: C'mon, we've not even gone into notable levels of kink. :P 06:29:40 * coppro wishes he had a magic hormone off button 06:29:51 coppro: i think you would die 06:29:53 there are drugs that reduce sex drive 06:29:58 some of them have unfortunate side effects 06:29:58 WP:NOTABLE#kinkiness 06:30:01 Spironolactone? 06:30:03 hormones are p. important 06:30:14 (note, do not actually recommend this) 06:30:49 last time i mentioned sex suppressant drugs fiora half seriously mentioned wanting to take them. life is weird 06:30:57 Huh. 06:31:03 antisexers 06:31:10 desexerizers 06:31:21 Did Fiora go away forever because of me? 06:31:22 Well I'm taking a drug that sometimes *has* that as a side effect... 06:31:25 SSRIs reduce sexual function but I think they don't reduce sexual desire, which is unfortunate 06:31:33 shachaf: Probably 06:31:38 :-( 06:31:42 kmc: Oh, hmm. 06:31:42 pikhq: yeah, it came up because I was talking about SSRIs, I think 06:31:55 Wouldn't know though, cause I totally have not had that effect. 06:31:58 and the whole "occasionally permanently destroys your sex drive" bit 06:32:02 i've never taken them but my friend described masturbating all day and never being able to finish 06:32:06 which sounds hellish 06:32:11 :| 06:32:25 I've not had any notable change, aside from orgasm being more pleasurable. 06:32:31 :) 06:32:32 I think I"ve heard similar stories from people on HRT. 06:32:48 do you have any nonsex things to overshare about 06:32:50 imo that would be more interesting 06:32:52 despite my well-known hobbies I haven't had much sex under the influence, as of yet 06:33:01 gotta fix this 06:33:02 IIRC my girlfriend had that for a couple months. 06:33:11 Just a relative lack of interest in sex. 06:33:11 Well, I feel lonely and emotionless, and am making up for this with hyperrationalization. 06:33:16 shachaf: uh, I have a slightly deformed right pinky toe? 06:33:22 ok actually I lied 06:33:29 it doesn't really affect my life in any way other than astounding people at parties 06:33:30 kmc: I hear it's addictive?? something something Go Ask Alice 06:33:35 Now she's back up to ludicrously high sex drive. 06:33:38 go ask alice when she's ten feet tall 06:33:43 the best part about being in a relationship is not having to deal with not being in a relationship 06:33:46 if that makes any sense 06:33:51 my sex drive is pretty low 06:34:01 kmc: http://www.supermegacomics.com/index.php?i=371 06:34:08 * pikhq has chafed his penis before. To give you an idea. 06:34:19 eek 06:34:22 kmc: Fun Bio Fact: in Descent of Man darwin talks about people with weird vestigial muscles, and people with muscular control of their scalp throwing books off their heads to win bets 06:34:28 By the way, that is a terrible experience, would not repeat. 06:34:41 * Bike notes "no dick chafing" in copybook 06:34:42 I'm not very rubbable in general 06:34:45 sounds like you need a friend to gently rub lotion on your penis 06:34:53 dunno why 06:35:41 shachaf: whoa is this why you do "the quoting thing" 06:36:02 Bike: what you mean that comic 06:36:09 y 06:36:11 Bike: i don't know i do it because mnoqy 06:36:26 Bike: and mnoqy may well do it because of super mega but probably it precedes 371 06:36:30 i don't know about mnoqy 06:36:34 "not a mnoqy expert" 06:37:06 mnoqologist 06:37:20 mnqoy 06:37:26 * pikhq is honestly quite glad HRT didn't do much to his girlfriend's sex drive. Wheeeee. 06:37:37 the real mnqoy 06:37:40 yeah i think it was the early stages 06:37:46 lots of antiandrogens or something 06:38:02 Ah. 06:38:07 Makes sense. 06:38:29 Knocking out the original sex hormones, but the replacement isn't doing anything yet. 06:38:33 right. 06:38:41 * Bike not that interested in chemical side, just watches youtube videos of penises being surgically deconstructed 06:39:10 * pikhq can't stomach much of that. 06:39:38 Familiar, sure, but... yeah 06:39:44 Bike: Surgical deconstruction? How about literary deconstruction? 06:39:46 you're not alone there, that's for sure 06:40:00 shachaf: literary theory needs less dicks imo 06:40:00 Neovaginoplasty is something I'd prefer to black box. :P 06:40:20 pikhq: transgender or ? 06:40:29 coppro: I'm cis. My *girlfriend* is trans. 06:40:31 pikhq: i was more willing to watch it than several people who were considering undergoing it. possibly i am freakish 06:40:34 pikhq: that's what I meant 06:40:39 Yeah. 06:40:56 Bike: Hah. 06:41:16 Bike: the fact that you are not considering undergoing it probably makes you more likely to be willing to watch 06:41:35 shrug. 06:41:35 I've dissected things before and not minded really but I don't really want to watch that I don't think 06:41:39 coppro: Not really. 06:41:52 i really found it amazing. I didn't know we were at a point in medicine where we could do that. 06:41:56 I managed to invalidate the mirror neuron theory of autism that way. :P 06:41:56 I should really be asleep 06:41:58 (alone) 06:42:02 bye 06:42:11 I was so amazed that I posted it on my blog and got like three people screaming at me to take it away 06:42:30 Bike: I'll admit it is pretty fascinating. 06:42:46 I'm just also squemish. 06:42:48 i mean don't get me wrong, if someone doesn't want to watch it, i can understand that 06:43:07 at the end of the day, it's still a penis being ripped inside out. 06:43:14 ... And trypanophobic. 06:43:21 oogh. 06:43:35 hey Bike if you ever run for president are you going to use the slogan "I Like Bike" 06:43:51 I can basically deal with it up until the needle goes in, and then I faint. 06:43:59 no, i'll use the slogan "We can Lick Dick" to misdirect them. 06:44:14 pikhq: you haven't received an HPV vaccination then, I assume? That one's really weird 06:44:17 Poor doctors must get a heart attack every time that happens, figuring I've got an allergic reaction to the injection. 06:44:22 coppro: I have not. 06:44:28 the needle doesn't hurt it all 06:44:36 Probably should, but haven't. 06:44:39 it's a really mild prick 06:44:41 do you tell them beforehand? 06:44:44 Bike: Yes. 06:44:48 the vaccine itself hurts like a bitch though 06:44:54 "yo this procedure is some freaky shit and imma faint, just fyi" 06:45:21 And assure them I'm fine afterwards when I'm conscious but dealing with incredibly low blood pressure. 06:45:23 pikhq: probably a good idea. No idea how much money that would cost you down in murrica though 06:45:31 Like "my vision is gone" low blood pressure. 06:45:42 coppro: "Mom's willing to pay for it" cost, so. 06:45:51 pikhq: that's a pretty good cost 06:46:08 that's pretty low blood pressure. 06:46:15 Yup. 06:46:27 i think the only time i've fainted during a medical procedure was the first time i donated blood. not a pleasant experience no 06:46:41 Yeah, um, I'm not even trying to donate blood. 06:46:44 not really an unpleasant experience either since i wasn't awake for most of it, but 06:46:45 * kmc is too gay to donate blood, to the Red Cross at least 06:46:48 oh, obviously. 06:46:55 Though for the moment I think technically *could*. 06:46:58 Trying to fix that though. 06:47:01 :P 06:47:02 hh 06:47:04 *hah 06:47:07 need more gay sex and tats 06:47:15 Tats, oh fuck no. 06:47:24 pikhq: wait. your girlfriend is mtf or ftm? 06:47:28 coppro: MTF. 06:47:41 Hence "girlfriend", not "boyfriend". 06:47:44 if you get a tattoo they make you wait like, 18 months I think. 06:48:11 make sure your love of MoM doesn't seep into the blood 06:48:23 pikhq: that's what I figured. but then aren't you currently ineligible? 06:48:41 coppro: The policies on trans people are basically "uh?" 06:48:48 haha 06:48:54 yeah i was gonna say, i wouldn't even ask the red cross about that 06:49:32 every time i've donated they've asked me my gender again. i can't tell if it's like, trying to be inclusive, or they're just really paranoid, or what. 06:49:40 Bike: gender or sex? 06:49:47 pikhq: I figured you were referring to her sex when talking about "trying to fix that" 06:50:00 coppro: Nah, more saying "I need to find a guy to fuck". 06:50:00 but that would mean ftm which didn't make sense since you call her a girlfriend 06:50:04 uh... i don't remember if they even make that distinction. 06:50:12 pikhq: ah 06:50:58 It probably just says "male or female"? maybe i'll pay more attention next time. 06:51:24 i assume from 'ludicrously high sex drive' that you and your girlfriend are happy with the results of surgery? if that's not a super weird question to ask 06:51:32 kmc: She's yet to have surgery. 06:51:41 ah 06:51:52 And I brought it up, so *fair enough*. :P 06:52:05 It'd be weird utterly out of the blue, but in context? Yeah. 06:52:06 pikhq is too creative to be limited to penetrative sex like mortals 06:52:27 Oh, there's penetrative sex. Among other things. 06:52:54 concatenative sex, function-level sex 06:53:07 self modifying sex 06:53:10 * coppro goes to sleep for real 06:53:11 good night 06:53:13 oh baby 06:53:18 bye again 06:53:19 Bike: non-von neumann sex hth 06:53:43 can sex be liberated from the von neumann position 06:54:01 Invertible sex. 06:55:15 `addquote can sex be liberated from the von neumann position 06:55:21 1040) can sex be liberated from the von neumann position 06:55:28 kmc: Yeah, ATM she's still researching surgeons and such. Shit be tricky. 06:55:45 i think my quotes paint a picture of me as being a well-programmed joke robot 06:55:56 And I think she still needs a second therapist to sign off on it too. 06:56:20 God it's all a mess. 06:56:34 Do you still have to do that thing where you present as your gender without any help for a year? 06:56:51 Bike: No, that has been rejected for being complete and utter bullshit. 06:57:10 Some people still recommend it but this is them holding on to ancient practice. 06:57:12 ok, well, as you know a lot of things related to transness are bullshit. 06:57:18 Yup. 06:57:31 But in this case it was explicitly rejected by the medical community as bullshit. 06:57:36 sweet. 06:58:29 First therapist my girlfriend saw actually recommended that... 06:58:32 Yeesh. 06:58:36 :/ 06:58:56 Needless to say, she bolted. 06:59:28 And... yeah, asked a trans friend of ours advice. 06:59:41 The Trans Underground 06:59:44 :P 07:02:15 friend of mine went to Thailand for her SRS... apparently they have some of the best doctors 07:02:31 (but also some of the terrifying cheap operations) 07:06:55 She's been considering it. 07:07:10 -!- epicmonkey has joined. 07:07:29 Kinda scary stuff though. Really gotta find a good surgeon. 07:07:56 yeah... 07:09:02 And it doesn't help that the US incentivizes surgery. 07:09:31 (one can't have gender on most paperwork changed sans surgery) 07:10:39 someone i know elsewhere apparently couldn't get her gender changed on her alma mater's documents /ever/ if she couldn't get surgery by the end of some fixed period after she graduated 07:10:44 liike what even 07:11:12 Some states don't let you change gender on your birth certificate ever. 07:11:20 Whiiich means you basically can't change your gender. 07:11:27 Sucks if you're not gay! 07:12:00 (note that marriage tends to be based on what the birth certificate says) 07:12:25 (yes, this means that gay marriage is *a okay* so long as one partner is trans and hasn't gotten some paperwork changed.) 07:13:04 kafkaesque marriage 07:13:11 ++ 07:18:44 Shit be crazy. 07:26:45 at least a lot of states don't care about gender for marriage anymore 07:26:51 and more states every month :) 07:27:47 Quite glad 'bout that. :) 07:30:44 -!- epicmonkey has quit (Ping timeout: 256 seconds). 07:33:11 -!- Bike has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 07:39:44 Hmmmm. 1:39. 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I'm so sorry... it doesn't help 16:06:56 they said that it hasn't helped for years 16:06:59 oh darn 16:07:30 well we can only keep praying hth 16:07:49 why was bike explaining the hairy ball theorem 16:15:31 because he found it a hairy theorem hth 16:18:07 -!- GOMADWarrior has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 16:22:07 shachaf: i think we logreaders might need an ignore feature hth 16:29:34 n.b. you might have to change your name <-- mr. mcEllister may not have to change the pronunciation, though 16:38:42 -!- epicmonkey has quit (Ping timeout: 256 seconds). 17:00:10 Phantom_Hoover: it was my fault. I had a mathematicese problem trying to understand hair on balls. 17:04:21 -!- oerjan has quit (Quit: Etc.). 17:16:35 -!- Bike has joined. 17:17:48 -!- conehead has joined. 17:23:25 ~metar CYUL 17:23:26 CYUL 221700Z 15008KT 15SM OVC015 18/14 A2982 RMK SC8 SLP099 DENSITY ALT 600FT 17:36:07 -!- nooodl has joined. 17:39:56 -!- oerjan has joined. 17:49:37 -!- epicmonkey has joined. 17:50:46 shachaf: uh, I have a slightly deformed right pinky toe? <-- hm both my pinky toes have the outer part of the nail split off and sort of knobbly 17:50:52 hth 17:51:57 outer as in right part of the right one, and left part of the left one 17:52:30 hm i've never thought about checking if that's common 17:54:46 hm the google images either show obviously diseased toes or are too small to discern 17:59:59 -!- olsner has joined. 18:00:03 hi 18:01:30 oerjan have you be trying to compare your toes to toes of strangers from the internet again? 18:01:46 hmm, my modem's apparently still rebooting every 5-30 minutes, so I guess I'll be out of here pretty soon 18:01:52 except for the "again", yes. 18:05:09 elliott: probably 18:05:30 as far as i can tell most pictures don't have such. also i don't _think_ what i have is a "lister corn" - it's not painful in any way... 18:06:15 maybe i should ask my doctor some time. 18:06:29 have you posted a picture of it to reddit? 18:06:56 Koen_: my research of the top google image pages indicates that most people have even uglier toes than me hth 18:07:18 olsner: no. and i still don't have any digital camera. 18:07:22 Kesuuntumisen alkuaikoina koirasta on ollut huotua varoittavana vahtina seka jatteensuojana. 18:07:28 hth 18:07:47 That looks like it's missing some y's. 18:08:07 And diacritics, but that's usual; turning y's to u's isn't. 18:08:38 oerjan: either that, or people who have prettier toes than you tend to put less photos of their toes on the internet 18:08:48 a language without diacritics is not a true languagë. 18:08:50 oerjan: Do you have a scanner? Can you stick your foot in it? 18:08:56 Koen_: impossible! 18:09:03 fizzie: nope. 18:09:22 Given how many foot fetishists there are, I'd've thought it easy to find pictures of toes. 18:09:33 fizzie: google translate had some troubles with that finnish 18:09:40 maybe you can send an analog picture to someone with internet and a digital camera or scanner 18:09:49 oerjan: It's supposed to be "Kesyyntymisen alkuaikoina koirasta on ollut hyötyä varoittavana vahtina sekä jätteensuojana", I'd think. 18:10:20 if you were nicolas cage you'd drive through a red light and show your toes to the camera 18:10:35 fizzie: I think that's almost right, but that's "jätteensyöjänä" on the end. 18:10:48 tswett: Oh, right, that makes more sense. 18:11:01 tswett: I was wondering why you'd need to protect garbage, actually. 18:11:52 Alun perin koirarodun muodosti ruhma koiria, joilla oli tiettu kauttotarkoitus. 18:11:54 ok that helped but GT still doesn't know what jätteensyöjänä is 18:12:09 oerjan: Someone who eats your garbage hth 18:12:27 thanks tdh 18:12:30 Where do all those u's come from? 18:12:42 They were originally y's. 18:12:50 Yes, but why are they now u's? 18:13:22 Preserves vowel harmony without äö 18:13:22 I like u's. 18:14:14 I wonder how expressive you could be in Finnish without using any front vowels. 18:14:59 U tube. 18:15:01 ooh http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Accessory_nail_of_the_fifth_toe 18:15:32 i never knew i had chinese ancestry! 18:15:50 -!- DHeadshot has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 18:16:05 please don't learn biology with wikipedia 18:16:09 -!- DHeadshot has joined. 18:16:21 "See also: Mongoloid race" 18:16:30 "After Yin Wang stabbed her in the abdomen as she tried to escape, she gave birth to two children with a scar on the small toe of the foot -- and their descendants became born with double nails on their small toes" is that really how inheriting things works? 18:16:52 totes 18:16:52 Bike: You have 1 new message. '/msg lambdabot @messages' to read it. 18:17:00 fizzie: the knife hit the dna directly hth 18:17:41 except the one in that picture doesn't look knobbly... 18:18:12 does it look knively? 18:18:16 -!- fizzie has set topic: We drank all the throwing wine | Goal for 2013: hthiest channel of the network? | http://underhanded.xcott.com/?page_id=5 | http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/. 18:18:54 we're the happiest 18:19:03 oops. 18:19:11 the most hopiest that helps 18:19:43 `quote throwing wine 18:19:46 No output. 18:20:21 hairiest, hambiguitest, hon-topickest. 18:20:41 hm *knobby, probably, there seems to be a difference 18:21:10 hairy toe helps? 18:21:23 if you say so. 18:22:13 `learn hth is help received from a hairy toe. It is not at all hambiguitous. 18:22:17 I knew that. 18:25:49 new hth research is proceeding at breathtaking speed 18:28:00 "nail knob" is apparently some kind of device 18:28:49 * oerjan gives up his research for now 18:29:49 happy to halt? 18:30:43 the little turing machine that could 18:32:25 -!- ais523 has joined. 18:32:35 aww, apport is cute 18:32:54 I just had a failure to resume from suspend, caused by the laptop battery running out in the meantime 18:32:59 apport somehow felt that this was its fault 18:33:20 -!- Bike_ has joined. 18:33:28 -!- MindlessDrone has quit (Quit: MindlessDrone). 18:35:34 -!- Bike has quit (Ping timeout: 256 seconds). 18:36:11 -!- Bike_ has changed nick to Bike. 18:40:03 -!- DHeadshot has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 18:46:16 -!- DHeadshot has joined. 18:47:16 qmail is always very apologetic. 18:47:43 "Hi. This is the qmail-send program at here.and.there. I'm afraid I wasn't able to deliver your message to the following addresses. This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out." 18:51:12 -!- mnoqy has joined. 19:04:15 heh 19:06:50 there are a few things that are heritable in a lamarckian way 19:07:06 antibodies for diseases 19:12:16 -!- Nisstyre-laptop has joined. 19:34:47 -!- elliott_ has joined. 19:37:56 -!- nortti_ has joined. 19:38:11 -!- mysanthrop has joined. 19:38:38 -!- myname has quit (Disconnected by services). 19:38:41 -!- elliott has quit (Disconnected by services). 19:38:45 -!- mysanthrop has changed nick to myname. 19:38:51 -!- elliott_ has changed nick to elliott. 19:39:21 -!- pumpkin has joined. 19:42:44 -!- copumpkin has quit (*.net *.split). 19:42:45 -!- glogbackup has quit (*.net *.split). 19:42:45 -!- nortti has quit (*.net *.split). 19:42:45 -!- abumirqaan has quit (*.net *.split). 19:43:49 -!- Frooxius has quit (Read error: No buffer space available). 19:44:13 -!- Frooxius has joined. 19:48:30 -!- nortti_ has changed nick to nortti. 19:54:34 "This frequent relocation of our web address was done specifically to please Phantom Hoover. (We're working on a brainfuck derivative, too, to make his joy complete. Stay tuned.)" 19:54:44 http://catseye.tc/node/catseye.tc.html 19:57:40 kmc: and genes? 19:58:15 genes aren't lamarckian 19:58:17 usually 20:01:09 Mm, Lamarckian inheritance is apparently only things that are acquired during an organism's lifetime. 20:01:23 yes. 20:01:33 It's not entirely common for people to acquire genes during their lifetime. 20:01:42 no. 20:01:54 what you're saying has in fact been a focus of biology for over a century. 20:02:12 Retroviruses and whatnot? 20:03:03 retroviruses are pretty rare, and not what lamarck really had in mind; the classic example of the lamarckian idea is a giraffe's neck getting stretchier over the generations as successive mothers stretch theirs 20:05:00 bacteria will slurp up DNA from wherever, though 20:05:01 but there are ineritable acquired characteristics, the most obvious being from horizonal gene transfer 20:05:04 yeah 20:05:55 fun biology fact: C. elegans eats bacteria, so if you want to do RNA interference studies in C. elegans you can create transgenic bacteria and feed it to them 20:08:32 "I feel like I'm in an episode of Star Trek. The PCI ROM for the video card on my PPC system is entirely full of threes. Every single byte is a three." 20:11:23 i don't know if you can convince them to reverse transcribe that RNA though 20:11:31 presumably you would need to feed them, like, reverse transcriptase 20:12:08 whatever gets us attack of the giant nematodes faster 20:12:23 we'll save earth at the 11th hour using nematophagous fungi 20:14:43 * boily pokes kmc to check if he isn't fungot in disguise 20:14:44 boily: at the first, we typically is most welcome the new: 50,000 member on the conference of the units of the matter that the other central banks in the warrants that showed the national securities exchanges. 20:15:01 * boily pokes again. "needs to be really sure" 20:15:26 biology is a massive global project to reverse engineer machines designed by an alien 'intelligence' 20:15:29 pretty cool 20:15:38 alien lack of intelligence 20:15:46 more like bilology 20:15:51 -!- GOMADWarrior has joined. 20:15:55 more like bikeology 20:16:15 bikes are biological. they have fluids and bones and go around. 20:16:16 the study of making people insult biology 20:16:30 i'm sure there are long philosophical arguments about whether evolution is intelligent 20:16:33 bileogy 20:17:11 kmc: biologists tend to shy away from anything that makes out evolution to be a directed, teleological process. except when they don't 20:17:19 yeah 20:17:34 telelological 20:18:41 definitely evolution can't plan for the future, which is a p. important part of intelligence 20:18:57 and this is why the abstraction boundaries in organisms are all fucked up 20:19:00 massive technical debt imo 20:19:51 boilogy 20:19:55 Oh *man*, qemu's sound emulation is glitched. 20:20:02 "In the Theory with which we have to deal, Absolute Ignorance is the artificer, so that we may enunciate as the fundamental principle of the whole system, that IN ORDER TO MAKE A PERFECT AND BEAUTIFUL MACHINE IT IS NOT REQUISITE TO KNOW HOW TO MAKE IT. This proposition will be found, on careful examination, to express in a condensed form the essential purport of the Theory and to express in a few words all Mr Darwin's meaning; who, by a ... 20:20:08 ... strange inversion of reasoning, seems to think Absolute Ignorance fully qualified to take the place of Absolute Wisdom in all the achievements of creative skill." 20:20:28 It seems like as soon as the sound card started being used, it started to fail to actually change the audio buffer out fast enough. 20:20:47 So I'm hearing a little bit of the Windows 95 startup sound repeated over and over. 20:20:55 haha 20:21:00 brian eno's hell 20:22:32 Well, let's see if it's just the sound emulation borked. 20:22:36 Yup! 20:22:45 Once the sound finished it went back to normal. 20:45:50 -!- DHeadshot has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 20:45:59 -!- Nisstyre-laptop has quit (Quit: Leaving). 20:58:47 -!- oerjan has quit (Quit: nite). 21:04:38 elliott: http://grenzgenial.com/post/2414488498/javascript-and-the-brain-why-javascript-is-the-future 21:04:55 It's THE BRAIN. 21:09:38 is it orange? 21:21:59 -!- Regis_ has joined. 21:24:49 -!- GOMADWarrior has quit (Ping timeout: 248 seconds). 21:25:46 a) No types: types are stupid. 21:25:49 glory be 21:26:33 this this guy serious and for real 21:27:10 what a bad analogy 21:27:18 what a bad blog post 21:28:10 less bad than the one about pipes, I think 21:28:27 are pipes like brains too 21:28:47 kmc: oh that's a good article 21:30:42 fungot: are your brain functions first class? 21:30:42 olsner: market short to them." 21:32:52 fungot: Funge-98 is like a brain because it has no types, right? Also it looks all brainy. 21:32:52 fizzie: for the complete name of slater is asking the bankruptcy. 35; and dynegy of today). 21:33:17 imnsho, fungot is the future. 21:33:17 boily: all of the meeting on the street. slump that wasn't enough that the expiration of the market i normally do not have the balance of the my cdnow. 21:33:22 The dynegy of today. 21:33:34 fizzie: that's because you cdnow isn't balanced. 21:33:44 kmc: happily that link freezes my browser 21:33:53 \rainbow{JAVASCRIPT} 21:33:54 as so many do these days 21:34:03 did it also give you a seizure 21:34:16 are there other links that can thaw your browser? 21:42:14 -!- Taneb has joined. 21:42:25 And I'm back 21:42:28 Hi 21:42:38 HELLO 21:43:11 -!- mnoqy has quit (Quit: hello). 21:43:23 @tell oerjan I couldn't destroy the world due to RSA working. 21:43:23 Consider it noted. 21:43:42 So, how is everyone? 21:44:21 -!- abumirqaan has joined. 21:53:16 Taneb: somewhat orange, not soundly emulated, mocking biololology, and combing balls. 21:53:30 -!- Bike has quit (Ping timeout: 256 seconds). 21:53:35 Sounds fun! 21:53:50 I find the hairy ball problem difficult to explain to my friends 21:54:56 -!- Bike has joined. 21:55:01 the problem is that it's easy if you have a finite number of hairs 21:55:38 ais523: I generally get stuck because everyone is laughing at the name and won't take anything I say seriously for about 4 hours at least 21:55:50 oh, I didn't even think of that angle 21:56:51 In other news, I tried to break RSA 21:56:55 Didn't get very far 21:57:19 Wrote a program that factorizes semiprimes sometimes 22:00:18 It's probably better than trial division 22:00:18 But there's a few edge cases it doesn't account for 22:03:05 It works by a half-remembered wheel factorization 22:03:05 And by starting around the square root of the semiprime 22:03:25 But nobody really cares, do they? 22:03:41 -!- nooodl has quit (Ping timeout: 256 seconds). 22:04:36 On the other hand, I used mfix in a "real"-ish situation for the first time 22:04:56 And the C pre-processor 22:14:07 So I guess I learnt something! 22:14:50 what did you use mfix for? 22:15:05 and did you consider using recursive do 22:15:09 or is that not the same thing 22:15:27 when he said mfix I just assumed he used it via recursive do 22:15:42 No, I actually used mfix 22:15:46 iirc it's all sugar for mfix 22:16:26 I used it so that I can have in a thread terminator a way to kill all the other threads 22:17:50 Because to kill all the threads I need their ThreadIds, but to get the ThreadIds, I need the terminator (finalizer? function that's run when the thread is about to terminate) which includes killing all the threads 22:20:45 hmm, sounds like an odd problem 22:21:29 -!- boily has quit (Quit: Poulet!). 22:21:30 -!- metasepia has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 22:23:04 olsner: I have 8 threads each checking different numbers for a solution 22:23:12 I know only one of them will find a solution 22:25:35 So that when one of them finds a solution, it kills all the others 22:25:35 Does that make sense? 22:26:02 don't you get a thread id when you fork a thread or something? that would make sense 22:29:38 -!- Taneb has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 22:43:52 -!- Regis__ has joined. 22:47:30 -!- Regis_ has quit (Ping timeout: 264 seconds). 23:10:55 -!- ais523 has changed nick to callforjudgement. 23:11:59 -!- Regis__ has quit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds). 23:13:58 -!- epicmonkey has quit (Ping timeout: 256 seconds). 23:15:50 you do 23:16:19 :t forkIO 23:16:21 Not in scope: `forkIO' 23:16:25 well, fuck you lambdabot 23:16:38 forkIO :: IO () -> IO ThreadId 23:17:05 @ty Control.Concurrent.forkIO 23:17:07 IO () -> IO GHC.Conc.Sync.ThreadId 23:17:19 great name 23:17:23 concsync 23:17:31 h8r 23:17:44 i saw two mourning doves! 23:17:52 they were kind of small. they might be young 23:17:58 i bought two cadbury flakes! 23:18:01 what were they mourning 23:18:32 who knows man 23:18:37 probably nothing 23:18:41 they're birds 23:18:52 whoa dude 23:18:57 i don't know why rock doves outnumber mourning doves like 100x here 23:21:42 rock doves aka pigeons 23:21:46 yes 23:22:04 maybe mourning doves are less suited to eating trash 23:22:29 maybe it's that rock doves are bigger and more aggressive and will scare them off 23:23:31 rock doves rock hth 23:23:43 tdnh 23:25:21 Gregor, do you have an opinion about GeneralUser? 23:25:43 Maybe there's a reason the doves are mourning. 23:26:16 I should fix my apt 23:29:44 Things I shouldn't do: Generate a file full of locations of decade-old objects that anyone can destroy if they get their hands on the location 23:30:10 Well, I've been thinking of generating the file and giving it to trustworthy groups 23:31:19 wh 23:32:22 Non-paying users in Active Worlds don't get accounts, but they can build. Their builds, given account number 0, can be deleted by anyone. 23:32:35 There are such builds that are over a decade old. 23:33:05 yeah that would be way less dorky and silly a thing to say if you meant real objects 23:33:05 I can't help wondering what the oldest is, can't help wondering where some of these places are, secret tourist builds, etc. 23:35:39 Bike: wait you thought it was about real objects? 23:37:05 for like half a second 23:37:29 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lHgbbM9pu4 (DS9 spoilers) 23:37:43 kmc: what should i do with my second cadbury flake 23:38:19 -!- carado has quit (Ping timeout: 246 seconds). 23:47:08 "Password generation and encryption can sometimes take more than 30 minutes. Please wait at least 15 minutes after launching an instance before trying to retrieve the generated password." 23:47:11 Grah that's annoying 23:48:30 http://flux-labs.com/2013/03/duplicating-house-keys-using-a-3d-printer/ 23:48:31 fuck yeah 23:48:32 key hacking 23:48:49 if you have the capability to manufacture ~50 keys then you can easily escalate privileges from a single-door key to a master key 23:49:03 that's not in the article, but it's a true fact 23:49:50 -!- Regis__ has joined. 23:52:48 wow 23:52:56 Proposal: rename "Monad" to "Burrito" 23:52:56 an actually useful application of 3d printers 23:58:33 my friend has a 3D printer and has printed a variety of useful household shit with it