00:07:54 -!- Lymia has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 00:21:14 -!- Lymia has joined. 00:21:14 -!- Lymia has quit (Changing host). 00:21:14 -!- Lymia has joined. 00:26:24 elliott: can I join the bored 00:26:30 -!- sebbu2 has joined. 00:27:07 im not bored anymore so you can use my space 00:27:57 Fiora: how are you all bored 00:28:22 "Herr Slossenn Boschen accompanied himself. The prelude did not suggest a comic song exactly. It was a weird, soulful air. It quite made one’s flesh creep; but we murmured to one another that it was the German method, and prepared to enjoy it." wow this book is great. 00:28:28 A+ would be shachaffed again. 00:29:02 Bike: good old Herr Slossenn Boschen 00:29:32 my hero, imo 00:29:35 -!- sebbu has quit (Ping timeout: 256 seconds). 00:30:30 Fiora: you have been counted 00:30:30 Bike: are you sure the two students aren't the real heroes here 00:30:47 * Fiora went out and did some shopping and then kind of half fell asleep 00:30:47 Fiora: you are filling in for katla 00:30:55 katla...? 00:31:09 well, katla was bored earlier. 00:31:14 Fiora: katla was previous bored and is no longer bored. 00:31:23 Therefore we had a boredom-vacuüm 00:31:46 oh. sorry, I just didn't know katla 00:32:55 i don't either. we'll have to squeeze into the don't know katla spot. 00:33:01 this whole system kinda sucks, honestly 00:34:35 what did you shop 00:34:58 is "vacuüm" really correct 00:35:09 seems like that would imply three syllables 00:35:16 kmc: it's the dutch spelling hth 00:35:18 https://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vacu%C3%BCm 00:35:20 c.c 00:35:20 diacritics in english is like the opposite of correct. we'd have spelled it vacyuyuyum 00:35:32 vijkijm 00:35:42 shachaf: ok 00:38:54 @wn weir 00:38:56 *** "weir" wn "WordNet (r) 3.0 (2006)" 00:38:56 weir 00:38:56 n 1: a low dam built across a stream to raise its level or 00:38:56 divert its flow 00:38:56 2: a fence or wattle built across a stream to catch or retain 00:38:58 fish 00:40:54 https://gergely.imreh.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/watch500-e1371887874832.jpg wow these things look really doofy 00:42:48 hey Fiora if you're bored you could read the book Bike is reading 00:42:51 pff 00:42:58 NICE FONT CHOICE LOSER!! 00:43:13 should've used comic sans 00:43:47 -!- mnoqy has joined. 00:43:48 yes 00:46:34 three men in a boat? 00:46:37 whats it about 00:46:55 not talking about a dog 00:47:22 why does a book have to be "about" something 00:47:59 current data suggests it's about three men in a boat 00:48:07 it's about a trip four individuals took in a boat on the river 00:48:14 from hexham to finland or something 00:48:23 oh, kingston to oxford 00:48:46 wait there are a lot of kingstons 00:49:00 really it could be about anything 00:49:03 i'm pretty sure it's kingston upon thames. 00:49:19 since. boat 00:49:27 i'm pretty sure it's the memory manufacturer 00:49:34 ttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingston_Road,_Oxford it's actually a land boat on the shortest trip ever. 00:49:41 h 00:49:47 s 00:49:53 ☺ 00:49:56 (you're welcome shachaf) 00:50:05 thike 00:50:13 maybe it's a trip from newcastle upon thames 00:50:16 that's a place right 00:50:51 avon upon thames 00:51:08 book? 00:51:22 Fiora: http://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/308 00:52:17 it's weird looking up the locations and having them exist. 00:52:20 england is weird. 00:52:23 whoa gutenberg's shure changed over the years 00:52:34 i'm not used to things, like. existing. for long periods. 00:52:48 hey this book is only from the 90s 00:52:50 not that long ago 00:53:06 ii dontget it 00:53:23 1890 00:53:24 s 00:53:45 http://www.gutenberg.org/files/308/308-h/images/p255b.jpg i dunno guys this looks awfully like two men in a boat 00:53:52 other points in favor of this book: it's by a double jerome 00:54:12 jerome emorej 00:54:17 Three Men In A Boat But One Of Them Turns Out To Be Invisible 00:54:34 http://www.gutenberg.org/files/308/308-h/images/p281b.jpg ah so that's why they were in the boat 00:54:37 mnoqy: that picture is: Two novices in a boat 00:54:49 mnoqy: that picture is: The trout 00:55:01 http://www.gutenberg.org/files/308/308-h/images/p301b.jpg PRIME THANKS 00:55:03 er 00:55:05 THE PRIME THANKS 00:55:05 hey that trout is actually REDACTED 00:55:26 `thanks prime 00:55:28 Thanks, prime. Thime. 00:55:41 `thanks minister. 00:55:43 Thanks, minister.. Thinister.. 00:55:55 s/\.././g 00:55:59 `yes minister 00:55:59 http://www.gutenberg.org/files/308/308-h/images/p315b.jpg they found the magic man. the end. 00:56:00 minister \ minister \ minister \ minister \ minister \ minister \ minister \ minister \ minister \ minister \ minister \ minister \ minister \ minister \ minister \ minister \ minister \ minister \ minister \ minister \ minister \ minister \ minister \ minister \ minister \ minister \ minister \ minister \ minister \ minister \ minister \ minister 00:57:00 mnoqy: that man is no man 00:57:02 that's Neptune 00:57:06 (a planet) 00:57:43 yeah that's why hes magic 00:57:51 u think im dumb??? 00:59:26 -!- mnoqy has quit (Quit: hello). 01:01:01 @tell mnoqy no 01:01:01 Consider it noted. 01:09:38 whoa, dude, http://www.1890s.ca/PDFs/hentschel_bio.pdf 01:10:57 wassat 01:11:15 harris hth 01:11:23 o 01:11:41 Bike: please get a 7-byte nick hth 01:12:04 http://www.php2python.com/ god's work 01:12:08 how many charsper byte 01:12:21 1 hth 01:12:45 kmc: doesn't have anything for SndToJewish 01:12:54 it's JdToJewish 01:13:10 which. wow, it does have. 01:13:17 no wait false alarm. 01:13:28 SndToJewish is a thing too 01:13:59 The first search result: PHP :: Bug #64895 :: interger overflow in SndToJewish 01:14:05 Followed by: PHP up to 5.5.0 RC1 User Input Sanitizer SndToJewish buffer overflow 01:14:07 Now, this is a subject on which I flatter myself I really am au fait. The gentleman who, when I was young, bathed me at wisdom's font for nine guineas a term—no extras—used to say he never knew a boy who could do less work in more time; and I remember my poor grandmother once incidentally observing, in the course of an instruction upon the use of the Prayer-book, that it was highly improbable that I should ever do much that I ought not ... 01:14:13 Followed by: 93968: PHP SndToJewish Function Integer Overflow DoS 01:14:13 ... to do, but that she felt convinced beyond a doubt that I should leave undone pretty well everything that I ought to do. 01:14:27 ion: yeah it was a security vunlerability, pretty rad. 01:15:00 http://www.php.net/manual/en/function.jdtofrench.php ah yes 01:15:02 very helpul 01:15:03 f 01:15:19 If you want to convert a date later than September 22nd 1806, you could use this function. It's a bit crude and due to the fact the original function terminates in the middle of 1806, it uses 1805 as it's 'terminus post quem'. 01:18:59 -!- sebbu has joined. 01:22:21 -!- sebbu2 has quit (Ping timeout: 268 seconds). 01:45:16 -!- sprocklem has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 01:58:14 Henry VIII. and Anne Boleyn.—Disadvantages of living in same house with pair of lovers.—A trying time for the English nation.—A night search for the picturesque.—Homeless and houseless.—Harris prepares to die.—An angel comes along.—Effect of sudden joy on Harris.—A little supper.—Lunch.—High price for mustard.—A fearful battle.—Maidenhead.—Sailing.—Three fishers.—We are cursed. 02:00:05 exciting 02:00:42 Gracenotes: You should read that book too! 02:01:02 hi Gracenotes 02:01:07 what book indeed? hello 02:01:10 what is the book about though? 02:01:17 why read it 02:01:28 Those are two different questions. 02:01:41 The book is _Three Men in a Boat_, by Jerome K. Jerome. 02:01:43 http://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/308 02:01:44 Three, if you include mine 02:01:50 Yours is already answered. 02:02:09 Hmm, come to think about it, so was katla's. 02:02:16 17:48 it's about a trip four individuals took in a boat on the river 02:02:44 which river? 02:02:55 Thames 02:05:19 mmm. for some reason, I don't think of Thames as being very wide 02:05:38 I think it gets narrower as it goes inland 02:08:42 also, I visited the marshes at the shoreline in Mountain View today by bike 02:08:54 ok I honestly cannot read "bike" as anything but a name now 02:08:57 it's extremely window, so it looks like static bodies of water are flowing 02:09:00 *windy 02:09:08 and they are flowing, but only at the surface 02:10:26 elliott: who do you think Gracenotes means? i live right by Mountain View. 02:10:40 a place called that. probably the same. i mean how many views of mountains can there be. 02:11:02 Bike: oh you've come to visit Gracenotes? 02:11:06 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Thunder-T.png see, look at their logo. 02:11:16 i bet someone put over nine thousand hours of MS Paint work into that. 02:11:27 I'm not sure if the mountains to be viewed are the ones southwest of here or the ones northeast of here (across the bay) 02:11:43 they probably only had one mountain in mind. 02:11:49 i mean otherwise it would be Mountains View. 02:11:55 california has some p. good mountains 02:12:05 I think it just means that there exists a mountain 02:12:06 better than long island 02:12:44 or it's a good place for mountain-viewing, but choice of mountain is left as discretion for the viewer 02:13:54 okay, I looked it up on the internet, and it is in fact the south/southwest mountains that are being referred to 02:14:04 So what are the other mountains for? 02:14:17 long island is p. long 02:14:32 kmc: california is p. long 02:14:34 not for viewing, obviously 02:14:40 "hence the comparison hth" 02:17:36 oh my, lows of 40 F (4 C) in the winter and 60 F (15 C) in the summer 02:17:41 how will I ever survive 02:18:04 "thx for the C" 02:19:21 "ur walcm" 02:19:57 Cs for security for shachaf 02:20:12 help 02:25:14 Gracenotes: when it was winter here i didn't survive btw 02:28:27 fuck 02:28:40 brb buying plane ticket 02:29:03 too late "u'r already dead" 02:29:07 rip 02:31:23 rip in peace gracenotes 02:31:45 it's nice to know the thames has always been polluted and gross 02:32:16 'always' 02:33:14 always and forever 02:34:19 «As early as the 1300s, the Thames was used as a means of disposing waste produced from the city of London, effectively turning the river into an open sewer. In 1357, Edward III described the state of the river in a proclamation: "...dung and other filth had accumulated in divers places upon the banks of the river with... fumes and other abominable stenches arising therefrom."» 02:35:46 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Stink 02:35:53 I have a critical question 02:36:05 kmc: fantastic 02:36:08 if I already plan on putting brussel sprouts in my frittata, will mushroms be a good addition or not? 02:36:16 mushrooms, rather 02:36:32 seems every great city either has a sizeable river or is located on the ocean 02:36:56 what's the best city with neither 02:37:16 hm, tall order. overland transport is kind of hard. 02:37:33 in the past. 02:37:38 ocean or other large body of water, I should say 02:37:39 maybe ulaanbataar, not that it's very big. 02:38:00 oh damn, that's on a river too. 02:38:04 there must be some huge landlocked cities in china by now 02:38:10 but maybe not historically 'great' cities 02:38:31 maybe one of the newer ones. 02:38:42 in outer mongolia maybe? 02:38:50 wow the seine is quite bendy 02:38:51 inner, rather 02:38:58 i wonder if it was more or less bendy in the past 02:39:47 the river in sarajevo is only a few inches deep 02:39:51 but might have been deeper in the past 02:39:53 hrm, the biggest city in inner mongolia is on the yellow river :x 02:40:20 -!- conehead has quit (Quit: Computer has gone to sleep.). 02:40:50 so's the capital. 02:41:17 -!- mnoqy has joined. 02:41:26 -!- sprocklem has joined. 02:41:53 hm i think urumqi might be dry. 02:42:15 aha! samarkand. 02:42:34 aha 02:42:42 "Oxus was the ancient Greek name of the Amu Daria River and Transoxiana (beyond the Oxus) was the region between this river and the Yaxarte (Syr Daria River). The city of Samarkand is located in a fertile valley midway between these two rivers. " god dammit. 02:43:59 even phoenix has a river 02:44:16 fuck you, phoenix. 02:45:53 your fucks are better allocated for the rest of arizona 02:46:32 las vegas. 02:48:54 haha kmc 02:49:27 vegas is basically a shithole yes? 02:49:35 well probably 02:49:37 i haven't been there but from what i hear 02:49:40 but no river and that's what's important 02:49:40 Bike: "ve" means "and" in hebrew so i used to think that phrase meant "las and gas" 02:49:47 nice. 02:49:50 Bike: also i didn't actually know it was a place 02:49:53 haha 02:50:01 i thought it was a microsoft word decoration style thing 02:50:03 shachaf: it's hard to get that it exists from ads for it, yeah. 02:50:06 i was p. young 02:50:12 rather than some kind of mystic territory 02:50:19 there's a big themepark for drunk lecherous idiots which exists outside the city itself 02:50:31 i should go sometime though 02:50:48 feel like I can't fully understand American culture if I've never been to Vegas 02:51:42 the city itself is urban decay + recently imported startup hipsters 02:51:49 http://www.bettersolutions.com/word/WVZ299/LL738921911.png 02:52:24 even detroit downtown is fun to visit, I think 02:52:34 what do you do there 02:52:40 in the same sense that las vegas puts a lot of economic effort into its downtown 02:52:47 wow, nevada has less than two dozen incorporated cities 02:52:48 it does? 02:52:51 I dunno, shopping, eating? 02:53:04 kmc: is there that whole casino thing? 02:53:06 i've been to reno 02:53:06 *isn't 02:53:19 kmc: according to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cities_in_Nevada 02:53:34 Gracenotes: the fancy casinos are outside city limits 02:53:52 it really is like a theme park 02:54:00 ah, so, urban decay 02:54:19 huh i don't remember wherever i was being like that 02:54:24 hugeass hotels right in the middle of town 02:54:39 there are casinos and hotels in downtown vegas too but they have a seedy reputation 02:55:06 at least that's my impression; I haven't been there 02:55:39 meanwhile oregon has 242 02:55:46 the CEO of Zappos is spending a bajillion dollars to turn downtown vegas into a startup hipster mecca 02:55:50 maybe i've been overestimating how many cities are in places 02:55:56 and pissing off a lot of people in the process 02:55:59 kmc: why......... 02:56:03 kmc: aren't hipsters supposed to be environmentally conscious or some crap 02:56:14 e.g. buying a whole building of low income housing and evicting everyone to make room for more hipsters 02:56:18 i dunno 02:56:39 hm, standards for "cities" sure do vary a lot between states 02:56:49 https://www.evernote.com/shard/s10/sh/cb5049c0-54e7-477a-92a8-2f49e1fffbf2/96832700c99f170c665364a3414cf92a this is what I read on the subject recently 02:56:53 "Kahlotus is a city in Franklin County, Washington, United States. The population was 193 at the 2010 census" e.g. 02:57:09 kmc: you read that article, as well? 02:57:18 yes 02:57:23 kind of interesting, yeah 02:57:54 I think it's the same way that well-to-do silicon valley types can be very non-intentionally sexist and racist 02:57:54 i've seen infinity versions of "why Bay Area startup culture is awful and is destroying SF" so it was interesting to read one about a different city 02:58:19 and classist, perhaps, in this case 02:58:19 interesting that so much has been written on these topics in the past few months 02:58:47 I agree with most of the criticisms but I'm not sure where this bandwagon is going exactly, or who's pushing it 02:59:00 http://25.media.tumblr.com/df8bcb1d55071af4c977aa82d3bccfcb/tumblr_mor89gqYUE1qcw9rdo1_400.jpg racism 02:59:14 but in another week I will be one of those overpaid Mission software jerks so I'd better figure out my cultural context 03:00:13 before you know it, you'll be bragging about your distance in meters from Mark Zuckerberg and waiting in line for 2 hours to purchase artisan frozen yogurt. 03:00:19 is self-hatred a context 03:00:19 oh no kmc is turning into a jerk :'( 03:00:26 please, waiting in line? i'll hire a taskrabbit to do that for me 03:00:35 Bike: the best context 03:00:53 Gracenotes: You really don't like people who wait in lines, huh? 03:00:53 but if you do it yourself, it makes the instagram so much more rewarding 03:01:01 hehe 03:01:07 i did have some really good ice cream last time I was in SF 03:01:08 shachaf: not for pedestrian things, as such... 03:01:10 only had to wait about 4 minutes 03:01:19 Wasn't it frozen yogurt? 03:01:23 Oh, SF. 03:01:26 salted ginger sundae from Bi-Rite 03:01:29 yeah, different 03:01:39 Gracenotes: When kmc was in Mountain View we went to Yoogl. 03:01:42 the froyo from "Yoogl" was ok but not fantastic 03:01:50 Yep. 03:01:56 I see it as emblematic of something, although I'm trying to figure out what 03:02:08 emblematic of Yoogl 03:02:15 Google runs out of other things to do, acquires Yoogl 03:02:18 perhaps there are better emblems 03:02:27 i want some salted caramel ice cream 03:02:38 quintopia: There's a good place in Palo Alto for it! 03:02:47 also Gracenotes i'm pretty sure you should put mushrooms in your frittata 03:02:51 http://ricksicecream.com/ 03:02:53 palo alto is not on the appalachian trail 03:02:59 I mean, Google NYC has gotten the Big Gay Ice Cream Truck to give out ice cream for free in the past (in one of its cafes) 03:03:00 imo it is 03:03:09 is the big gay ice cream truck a thing 03:03:14 are there like models on it 03:03:16 you should move the town over here 03:03:22 it is a good ice cream store in NYC 03:03:26 an ice cream truck that has sex with other ice cream trucks 03:03:30 and also food truck 03:03:35 i need details re: gay trucks 03:03:36 Best kind. 03:03:45 it is the ice cream itself that is gay, not the truck 03:05:15 or then again, it may be the shop 03:05:18 I'm not certain 03:05:42 kmc: is that like s/ice cream truck/human/g 03:05:48 or is ice cream truck not a species of truck 03:06:07 i don't know 03:06:30 maybe 'ice cream truck' is a gender of truck 03:06:37 confused 😿 03:06:43 gay ice cream sounds good too 03:06:45 how many genders of truck are there 03:06:49 maybe a lot? 03:06:51 plus, it's an identity, not an indication of sexual truck activity 03:06:53 there are a lot of sexes of mushroom 03:06:56 yes true 03:07:05 not directly, at least 03:07:10 or of mushrooms pore anyway 03:07:11 trucktivity 03:07:13 mushroom spore* 03:08:25 Gracenotes: you should grow your own mushrooms for food 03:08:26 it's easy 03:08:41 and you can grow them on recycled newspapers, cardboard, &c 03:08:47 apparently rick's ice cream is under new management and ruined now??????? 03:08:51 :'( 03:08:54 perhaps i will investigate :'( 03:08:55 I don't trust any mushroom I can see grow 03:09:04 its in palo alto? 03:09:06 someone else has to do the growing 03:09:09 why 03:09:15 yes, http://www.yelp.com/biz/ricks-ice-cream-palo-alto 03:09:19 IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO BE SAFE 03:09:24 ? 03:09:34 look at all those reviews 03:09:42 oyster mushrooms are very easy to grow yourself and very hard to confuse with any kind of poisonous kind of mushroom 03:09:55 hm, I don't usually cook with oyster mushrooms 03:09:57 not a bad idea 03:10:12 you can even get one from the grocery store and clone its tissue to make more mushrooms 03:10:14 but still, I will defer what is poisonous and not to mycologists 03:10:23 you have cologists? 03:10:30 they don't really do tissue specialization; a bit of the fruiting body can turn back into mycelium easily 03:10:46 "eh, guess i don't really need these penises atm" 03:11:09 kmc: what if i confuse oyster mushrooms with oysters 03:11:16 Gracenotes: for some types the identification is very easy; also if in doubt you can post to http://www.shroomery.org/forums/postlist.php/Board/3 03:11:19 shachaf: dont 03:11:25 :'( 03:11:49 wow that's so many reviews 03:12:03 i gotta see what's going on there!! 03:12:33 I have made up a format of plugins of Famicom emulator to implement mappers and input devices, which is: http://forums.nesdev.com/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=9283&p=113813#p113813 03:13:58 mushrooms are strange that way. I still think they are plants that wanted to become animals. (not exactly evolutionarily, but, from the perspective of the human palate) 03:14:42 which is obviously the end goal of evolution 03:15:17 yes 03:15:22 obviously. 03:15:45 the end goal of evolution is shachaf 03:15:47 hth 03:15:57 so sushi is the end goal of evolution? 03:16:15 no, i'm not sushi 03:16:30 but the end goal of evolution is creating tasty human food 03:16:43 and also creating humans 03:16:51 these are exclusive goals 03:17:01 the trouble with sushi is that it's often made of dead fish 03:17:13 Fiora: That can't be correct. 03:17:20 pretty sure it can be. 03:17:23 i mean have you had sushi. 03:17:48 i had a sushi-like thing with kmc et al. in sf 03:17:49 shachaf: Not always. Sometimes it is made of live fish, and sometimes it doesn't even contain fish. 03:17:58 did that thing count as sushi? not sure 03:19:37 it's fast food sushi 03:20:06 living might be used a bit speciously there 03:21:20 wow, potato peeling technology was in a dismal state in the 1890s 03:21:22 fiiiiiiiiiiiiiish 03:21:47 shachaf: but I guess yours had no fish, so I don't know 03:21:54 "George said it was absurd to have only four potatoes in an Irish stew, so we washed half-a-dozen or so more, and put them in without peeling" jesus christ 03:22:24 isn't the skin supposed to be super? 03:22:26 or something 03:22:38 Bike: did you read _Pippi Longstocking_ hth 03:22:51 no 03:23:03 The skin is poison. 03:23:15 also, I think I did a bit too much burning in my brussel sprout frittata tonight 03:23:16 not really 03:23:19 only if it's turned green 03:23:20 could have used more fats 03:23:33 shachaf: you may or may not be helping hth 03:23:34 kmc: Yes, the skin is poison if it is green. 03:23:47 potatoes are some lovecraftian shit really 03:23:54 good thing they're delicious 03:24:00 the green thing is not perfectly correlated with poisonousness either 03:24:12 It is actually only a small poison though, and it isn't the green part that is poison. 03:24:19 they are basically pure starch 03:24:22 right 03:25:03 gosh, people were making jokes about bagpipes over a hundred years ago 03:25:04 makes u think 03:27:00 think what 03:28:08 yes 03:28:23 yeah. 03:28:54 bagpipes, am i right 03:30:16 most things have an immunity from being ridiculed for a period of time 03:30:33 A Famicom emulator using this input plugin format need to somehow convert the user's input into MIDI; how it does this is specific to the emulator being in use. 03:31:21 What is Famicom? 03:31:24