< 1375660839 305953 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmph http://citeseerx.ist.psu.edu/viewdoc/summary?doi=10.1.1.28.6593 is the summary page but the abstract is clearly broken. < 1375660903 159219 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :“the following theorem shows that there is little hope of finding a substantially better method, since the range of a modular number depends essentially on all bits of all the residues (u_i, ..., u_r)” < 1375660967 156147 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :(knuth then writes the theorem, which is too trivial to copy here) < 1375661004 498312 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet QUIT :Read error: Connection timed out < 1375661047 436897 :azaq23!~derivecto@unaffiliated/azaq23 QUIT :Quit: Leaving. < 1375661053 476445 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet JOIN :#esoteric < 1375661956 964521 :yorick!~yorick@oftn/member/yorick QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1375662073 58235 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no QUIT :Quit: leaving < 1375662775 470734 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet QUIT :Quit: Leaving. < 1375663184 282362 :tertu!~tertu@184-97-154-121.mpls.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1375663530 24372 :tertu!~tertu@184-97-154-121.mpls.qwest.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 256 seconds < 1375663553 241821 :tertu!~tertu@184-97-154-121.mpls.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1375663834 232113 :tertu!~tertu@184-97-154-121.mpls.qwest.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 276 seconds < 1375664392 203232 :NihilistDandy!~ND@c-24-128-161-213.hsd1.nh.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1375664485 114517 :augur!~augur@c-71-57-182-133.hsd1.fl.comcast.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1375664517 693717 :augur!~augur@c-71-57-182-133.hsd1.fl.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1375664633 965209 :augur_!~augur@c-71-57-182-133.hsd1.fl.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1375664856 77475 :augur!~augur@c-71-57-182-133.hsd1.fl.comcast.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 256 seconds < 1375665769 424568 :Nisstyre!~yours@oftn/member/Nisstyre QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1375666033 688161 :augur_!~augur@c-71-57-182-133.hsd1.fl.comcast.net NICK :augur < 1375666109 828464 :copumpkin!~textual@69.124.141.39 JOIN :#esoteric < 1375666115 8834 :copumpkin!~textual@69.124.141.39 QUIT :Changing host < 1375666115 209049 :copumpkin!~textual@unaffiliated/copumpkin JOIN :#esoteric < 1375668133 773294 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1375669281 43647 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-59-121.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, hey. the division result actually uses chinese remainder. how about that < 1375669632 31205 :Nisstyre-laptop!~yours@oftn/member/Nisstyre NICK :Nisstyre < 1375669954 685332 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Actor Peter Capaldi has been announced as the new star of BBC sci-fi series Doctor Who... Capaldi is best known for his role as foul-mouthed spin-doctor Malcolm Tucker in the BBC series The Thick of It." < 1375670100 535195 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-59-121.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah i've already seen a bunch of messages to the effect of "why would you have him play a character who can't curse" < 1375670221 705845 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think doctor who would probably be better with gratuitous swearing < 1375670529 46251 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :that seems clear < 1375670702 646695 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net QUIT :Quit: hello < 1375670806 167568 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.136.81 QUIT :Ping timeout: 256 seconds < 1375672329 850697 :Guest15597!~sacre@50-81-222-220.client.mchsi.com QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1375672417 580194 :Guest15597!~sacre@50-81-222-220.client.mchsi.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1375673033 383035 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-59-121.ptld.qwest.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1375673162 872513 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-59-121.ptld.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1375673525 302674 :Guest15597!~sacre@50-81-222-220.client.mchsi.com QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1375674113 672022 :btiffin!~btiffin@CPE002369b7648c-CM0014e88ec3b0.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1375675178 923633 :Nisstyre!~yours@oftn/member/Nisstyre QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1375675444 500094 :rodgort!~rodgort@li125-242.members.linode.com QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1375675538 647412 :sacje!~sacre@unaffiliated/klet JOIN :#esoteric < 1375675606 801976 :rodgort!~rodgort@li125-242.members.linode.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1375676161 558569 :copumpkin!~textual@unaffiliated/copumpkin QUIT :Quit: Textual IRC Client: www.textualapp.com < 1375676229 781118 :rodgort!~rodgort@li125-242.members.linode.com QUIT :Ping timeout: 248 seconds < 1375676234 491059 :copumpkin!~textual@unaffiliated/copumpkin JOIN :#esoteric < 1375677482 23431 :rodgort!~rodgort@li125-242.members.linode.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1375677914 322263 :Chris____!403a0d6e@gateway/web/freenode/ip.64.58.13.110 JOIN :#esoteric < 1375678559 23488 :btiffin!~btiffin@CPE002369b7648c-CM0014e88ec3b0.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just bragged about small s.c.r.i.p.t. http://esolangs.org/wiki/Small_s.c.r.i.p.t. < 1375679822 806977 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-59-121.ptld.qwest.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1375679931 436556 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-59-121.ptld.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1375680419 198276 :BuzzBe_T!~BuzzBe_T@79.117.85.170 JOIN :#esoteric < 1375681600 339738 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-59-121.ptld.qwest.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1375681669 940292 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-59-121.ptld.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1375682307 251883 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :What is Ctrl supposed to be doing in vim? < 1375682316 910546 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Other than messing me up. < 1375683060 620721 :Deewiant!~deewiant@deewiant.iki.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nothing, unless it's been mapped to something < 1375683272 901204 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-182-82.as13285.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1375683339 885620 :Deewiant!~deewiant@deewiant.iki.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.tedunangst.com/flak/post/signal-safe-strcpy < 1375683474 521157 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-59-121.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :why would symlink be handler-safe when strcpy isn't < 1375683496 803087 :Deewiant!~deewiant@deewiant.iki.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because it's specced that way, evidently < 1375683580 187266 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-59-121.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i like the sem_post note < 1375683893 766839 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :huh, xkcd is actually funny again < 1375684050 493486 :sacje!~sacre@unaffiliated/klet QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1375684153 316768 :Chris____!403a0d6e@gateway/web/freenode/ip.64.58.13.110 QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1375684958 164420 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :how large is the second biggest connected component in the global sex graph < 1375685002 837514 :Deewiant!~deewiant@deewiant.iki.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why the second biggest in particular < 1375685040 636830 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :well the biggest one is huge < 1375685108 210961 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-59-121.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :xkcd is on to shachaf < 1375685110 317650 :Deewiant!~deewiant@deewiant.iki.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :How do you know? < 1375685112 774962 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :and the vast majority of components will be size one or two < 1375685140 757155 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :the second biggest one is like the community most successful at being totally insular < 1375685144 196417 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :which makes it more interesting < 1375685150 629044 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :my guess would go to some gay community < 1375685152 22946 :Deewiant!~deewiant@deewiant.iki.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :What's the biggest then < 1375685166 604586 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-59-121.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :great, now i'm going to be wondering about sex connectivity instead of sleeping. < 1375685168 75333 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :the biggest connected component has a billion people probably < 1375685172 183572 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Deewiant: probably most promiscuous individuals < 1375685187 948362 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :of any sex or orienation < 1375685197 688624 :Deewiant!~deewiant@deewiant.iki.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Combined with prostitutes, or something? < 1375685203 570618 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-59-121.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'll just sit here, a lone node < 1375685204 726861 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1375685212 354548 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :prostitutes are usually fairly promiscuous yeah < 1375685216 720531 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :either that or they're not very good at their jobs < 1375685229 313441 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: I was going to say pretty much exactly that :( < 1375685239 937738 :Deewiant!~deewiant@deewiant.iki.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or they're expensive < 1375685248 643 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm pretty sure I'm in the big component < 1375685260 857894 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :even though I have low degree < 1375685262 522801 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://crookedtimber.org/2004/08/13/love-is-a-battlefield-spanning-tree-network-with-no-4-cycles/ < 1375685283 466285 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :coppro: me too < 1375685331 551537 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: ? < 1375685352 837123 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-59-121.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh nice, data < 1375685369 343516 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-59-121.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :thank god i can leave this to experts instead of speculating < 1375685377 540089 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-59-121.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :speaking of which: do slime molds form models of sex networks < 1375685458 96379 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: how old are you, anyway? < 1375685478 639608 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-59-121.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :????? < 1375685514 288522 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think there are almost 50 people within distance 2 of me, so I'm pretty sure I'm in the strong set < 1375685574 305802 :Deewiant!~deewiant@deewiant.iki.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Are you using a loose or traditional definition of what constitutes sex < 1375685609 525160 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :a reasonably strict definition i think < 1375685620 49423 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-59-121.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's only everybody having like seven partners, doesn't seem too implausible? < 1375685621 833083 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hard to be too traditional without also being heteronormative < 1375685639 787632 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm < 1375685656 488177 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think I'm near some cycles, could be wrong though; don't tend to actually talk about it a lot < 1375685659 511664 :Deewiant!~deewiant@deewiant.iki.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :For males there's a fairly traditional same-sex sex definition as well < 1375685683 418170 :Deewiant!~deewiant@deewiant.iki.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's when you have only women that it gets tricky < 1375685696 553717 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Deewiant: whichcan easily be extended to male-female yet usually is not < 1375685698 341446 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-59-121.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :wow, i had this exact conversation in high school. < 1375685702 81716 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-59-121.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :laughed my ass off then too < 1375685736 376941 :Deewiant!~deewiant@deewiant.iki.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :coppro: Well there's already a traditional definition there < 1375685754 723610 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-59-121.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :and then got into a conversation about whether talking about talking about [..recursion..] sex was as dirty as talking about [..recursion..] sex. have all my conversations in life been prep for this channel < 1375685761 722729 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm just observing that there is different standard there < 1375685782 945723 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :sex isn't dirty, hth < 1375685787 900548 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :especially when you consider those who do not engage in extramarital copulation, but will do basically anything else < 1375685798 465558 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :are there lots of these people < 1375685801 292555 :Deewiant!~deewiant@deewiant.iki.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Traditionally (and still typically AFAIK) the more traditional stuff happens first so you don't need to worry about whether the extension counts < 1375685814 606321 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-59-121.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: as a virgin in high school roughly everything is dirty < 1375685814 887785 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: I do not know how many, but they do exist < 1375685839 950040 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: that means you were being a virgin wrong < 1375685853 956328 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-59-121.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't know what that means < 1375685876 821009 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION is amused by Deewiant's traditional ordering
< 1375685896 961151 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Deewiant: indeed, but what of my example? < 1375685948 119886 :Deewiant!~deewiant@deewiant.iki.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :coppro: Well they're an exception < 1375685965 40407 :Deewiant!~deewiant@deewiant.iki.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't know how common of a one < 1375685979 264428 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-59-121.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :sexologists on the case < 1375685994 297111 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-182-82.as13285.net QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1375686023 814657 :Deewiant!~deewiant@deewiant.iki.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Especially traditionally, they could be a more modern phenomenon (but I suspect not) < 1375686032 845201 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think the proper response is along the lines of "anyone who debates over whether sex has to involve a penis probably has really really boring sex" < 1375686042 584464 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :<3 < 1375686099 676246 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-59-121.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc's all "yeah duh, you need at least four" < 1375686104 754065 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :haha < 1375686120 353645 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :XD < 1375686153 919054 :Deewiant!~deewiant@deewiant.iki.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just trying to infer kmc's 'reasonably strict definition' < 1375686229 514449 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :look there is some cocksucking involved < 1375686232 542123 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :not gonna lie < 1375686245 782752 :Deewiant!~deewiant@deewiant.iki.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :But does that alone count? < 1375686270 851223 :Deewiant!~deewiant@deewiant.iki.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :I was assuming it doesn't since that'd be somewhat looser a definition than is traditional < 1375686319 996179 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm counting it < 1375686348 140978 :Deewiant!~deewiant@deewiant.iki.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's pretty loose then I guess < 1375686353 750883 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think if afterward all parties agree "we had sex" then I think it should count < 1375686376 604012 :Deewiant!~deewiant@deewiant.iki.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :But then the same act doesn't count depending on who you did it with < 1375686442 453601 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-59-121.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :you're sociologists. that's usual < 1375686459 483329 :Deewiant!~deewiant@deewiant.iki.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Meh < 1375686486 705323 :Deewiant!~deewiant@deewiant.iki.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh well, I guess the graphs are interesting whether they're based on subjective or objective definitions < 1375686490 779001 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :look you're not going to axiomatize sex < 1375686498 501882 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i will personally try to stop you < 1375686510 395473 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-59-121.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc's incompleteness theorems < 1375686597 706138 :Deewiant!~deewiant@deewiant.iki.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: You wouldn't accept it if somebody wrote "in the following graph, 'having sex' is taken to mean [...]"? :-P < 1375686677 549230 :Deewiant!~deewiant@deewiant.iki.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wasn't fighting for an end-all be-all definition or anything < 1375686747 759656 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-59-121.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :wow now i'm annoyed at the pathologization of herpes again. random. < 1375686767 889603 :Deewiant!~deewiant@deewiant.iki.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Evidently there's a movie called "The Be All and End All" about a 15-year old boy trying to lose his virginity; take it up with its writers < 1375686786 315750 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: ? < 1375686913 563989 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-59-121.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's mostly harmless and like 80% of all humans have it. some pharma company made people feel insecure about genital sores for marketing purposes and now here we are. < 1375687014 506808 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-59-121.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i do think it's kind of interesting/cool how a nervous system infection is so incredibly widespread >_> < 1375687161 322601 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh < 1375687224 459638 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-59-121.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :there are very occasionally some horror story things like herpesviral encephalitis, where your head slightly explodes < 1375687976 291292 :BuzzBe_T!~BuzzBe_T@79.117.85.170 QUIT :Quit: Konversation terminated! < 1375689611 44466 :conehead!~conehead@unaffiliated/conehead QUIT :Quit: Computer has gone to sleep. < 1375689936 317571 :btiffin!~btiffin@CPE002369b7648c-CM0014e88ec3b0.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com PART :#esoteric < 1375690004 934907 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-182-82.as13285.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1375691316 618225 :CADD!~CADD@12.227.104.109 QUIT :Quit: Lost terminal < 1375691683 576380 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :I am: bamboozled. < 1375691685 670476 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :I've this pair of 1T SATA (3Gbps) drives that just don't want to work in a computar. All other disks (a 64G SSD, a 3T HD, a 750G HD) work in the same SATA port (with the same SATA and power cables), and correspondingly both 1T disks work just fine in an external USB SATA dock. < 1375691690 85812 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :I've even tried jumpering the 1T drive down to 1.5Gbps combattability mode, but it still just keeps not showing up. (It also does spin up, it just... isn't visible.) < 1375692312 518030 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :And why the florb does Gigabyte not have BIOS update changelogs anywhere? There's just notes for the latest. < 1375692699 466325 :epicmonkey!~epicmonke@188.134.41.114 JOIN :#esoteric < 1375693114 441114 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 JOIN :#esoteric < 1375694204 577774 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1375694934 763796 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 JOIN :#esoteric < 1375696844 887959 :CADD!~CADD@12.227.104.109 JOIN :#esoteric < 1375696895 595071 :CADD!~CADD@12.227.104.109 QUIT :Client Quit < 1375696942 798465 :conehead!~conehead@unaffiliated/conehead JOIN :#esoteric < 1375697393 238518 :CADD!~CADD@12.227.104.109 JOIN :#esoteric < 1375697416 566910 :CADD!~CADD@12.227.104.109 NICK :Guest66946 < 1375697440 783558 :Guest66946!~CADD@12.227.104.109 QUIT :Client Quit < 1375698751 415746 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1375698825 544351 :epicmonkey!~epicmonke@188.134.41.114 QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1375698851 403099 :epicmonkey!~epicmonke@188.134.41.114 JOIN :#esoteric < 1375699045 618221 :carado!~user4539@2a01:e35:8b61:e430:6ef0:49ff:fe73:1fd0 JOIN :#esoteric < 1375699434 388303 :Bike_!~Glossina@174-25-59-121.ptld.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1375699510 571653 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-59-121.ptld.qwest.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1375699574 941548 :Gracenotes!~person@wikipedia/Gracenotes QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1375699635 746868 :Gracenotes!~person@192.241.203.42 JOIN :#esoteric < 1375701178 511513 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.136.81 JOIN :#esoteric < 1375701518 377466 :epicmonkey!~epicmonke@188.134.41.114 QUIT :Ping timeout: 256 seconds < 1375701728 612349 :Sgeo!~quassel@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1375702626 779957 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet JOIN :#esoteric < 1375702692 559964 :neena!~neena@codesurfers.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1375703023 495464 :MindlessDrone!~MindlessD@141.70.114.6 JOIN :#esoteric < 1375704473 993668 :Deewiant!~deewiant@deewiant.iki.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: Is your nick pronounced as /'keɪ'ɛm'siː/ or /'keɪ'mæk/ or /'kiː'mæk/ or what < 1375704859 4868 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :/'kmk/ < 1375704869 239771 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :or /'kms/ < 1375704893 855706 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :"drugz" < 1375704898 345451 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :(the joke is drugz) < 1375704906 933423 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :> cycle "HA" < 1375704908 343670 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2a01:7e00::f03c:91ff:fedf:9fdd PRIVMSG #esoteric : "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... < 1375705074 365575 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1375705088 128118 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Deewiant: /'ko̞:'æm'se̞:/ < 1375705194 870741 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Huh, ː and : are different things? Well, let's just say I made an approximation.) < 1375705243 485274 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :U+02D0 MODIFIER LETTER TRIANGULAR COLON < 1375705258 475350 :Deewiant!~deewiant@deewiant.iki.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's a fairly narrow transcription for an approximation :-P < 1375705264 754185 :Deewiant!~deewiant@deewiant.iki.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm not sure if the normal colon means anything in IPA < 1375705283 204837 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do you get Toblerone-shaped poop from a triangular colon? < 1375705336 843937 :Deewiant!~deewiant@deewiant.iki.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: Anyhoo, while there are options like that, yes, I imagine they're not among the ones he uses, which is why I didn't include e.g. that one. < 1375705355 104137 :Deewiant!~deewiant@deewiant.iki.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :None of this non-canonical stuff for me. < 1375705359 925251 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Deewiant: It's what I use when talking about kmc at home, at least. < 1375705365 40526 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :(A frequent occurrence.) < 1375705397 243184 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Although sometimes I just say "Keegan", because it's the funniest. (No offense.) < 1375705465 324695 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :“Keemac” is certainly correct given his actual name. < 1375705488 883174 :epicmonkey!~epicmonke@host-224-58.dataart.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1375705513 149706 :Deewiant!~deewiant@deewiant.iki.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: Do you say that as /'kiːgən/ or /'keːgan/ < 1375705655 31062 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2a01:7e00::f03c:91ff:fedf:9fdd QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1375705781 51061 :carado!~user4539@2a01:e35:8b61:e430:6ef0:49ff:fe73:1fd0 QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1375705926 158080 :carado!~user4539@2a01:e35:8b61:e430:6ef0:49ff:fe73:1fd0 JOIN :#esoteric < 1375706625 681460 :Cewek!~Cewek@180.241.91.226 JOIN :#esoteric < 1375706657 418332 :Cewek!~Cewek@180.241.91.226 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hy < 1375706724 397456 :Cewek!~Cewek@180.241.91.226 PART :#esoteric < 1375707135 112755 :boily1!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1375707330 939629 :metasepia!~metasepia@2607:fad8:4:6:f2de:f1ff:fe6c:6765 JOIN :#esoteric < 1375707413 329497 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@tell oh, hey. the division result actually uses chinese remainder. how about that<-- well duh why do you think i linked it < 1375707418 634115 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :oops < 1375707425 139248 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh well no lambdabot < 1375707487 133025 :boily1!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :good unlambdabotty morning! < 1375707643 972502 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :impossible! < 1375707685 812905 :boily1!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: please revert the channel to a possible state! the lack of lambdabot is bad for our daily vitamin intake! < 1375707740 371134 :boily1!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(lambdabot is from gregor, yes?) < 1375707791 82258 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :no. hth. < 1375707908 174095 :boily1!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh hm. < 1375707929 163743 :boily1!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :random person who usually lambdabots: ↑, and «AAAAAAAAURGH!» < 1375708619 591217 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Deewiant: /'keːgan/, actually. It's funnier that way, I think. < 1375708997 698601 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie QUIT :Read error: Operation timed out < 1375709053 607607 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie JOIN :#esoteric < 1375709255 908410 :yorick!~yorick@oftn/member/yorick JOIN :#esoteric < 1375709268 845526 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't know what that was all about. < 1375709341 376167 :boily1!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :/omɑilmɑtyːnyɑlusontaynːaɑnkeriɑitɑ/ < 1375709434 535341 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Those as should be æs, at the very least. < 1375709449 176495 :boily1!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh. right. < 1375709456 89308 :Deewiant!~deewiant@deewiant.iki.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :It could use some apostrophes for word boundaries, too. < 1375709466 296006 :Deewiant!~deewiant@deewiant.iki.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not necessary in a broad transcription I guess. < 1375709467 247174 :boily1!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :accent shmaccent. < 1375709528 60136 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Finnish is kind of funny in that you can get something that's almost an IPA approximation just by adding //s around the edges. < 1375709569 870202 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :pesky orthophonic spelling < 1375709609 760474 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :wait isn't that the word < 1375709631 960180 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :And an even better approximation with tr aäö ɑæø. < 1375709649 638952 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Assuming some sort of hypothetical UTF-8-capable tr, do they do that nowadays? < 1375709670 920514 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe it's locale-aware; it *is* 2013. < 1375709677 190381 :pikhq!~pikhq@24-107-196-13.dhcp.stls.mo.charter.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's required to be. < 1375709692 379152 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.136.81 PRIVMSG #esoteric :isn't h x or something, too < 1375709702 100500 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.136.81 PRIVMSG #esoteric :(i don't know finnish at all) < 1375709713 31539 :pikhq!~pikhq@24-107-196-13.dhcp.stls.mo.charter.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run echo 'bar' | tr aäö ɑæø < 1375709717 570126 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :b�r < 1375709721 759771 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.136.81 PRIVMSG #esoteric :bÉr < 1375709723 827361 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooodl: was about to say < 1375709731 918563 :pikhq!~pikhq@24-107-196-13.dhcp.stls.mo.charter.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Apparently it makes an interesting effort instead. < 1375709752 708208 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :(or to be precise, was thinking and about to not say anything) < 1375709761 559635 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't know IPA at all, but [Finnish phonology] says it's just /h/. < 1375709784 260690 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.136.81 PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1375709798 829623 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Of course there's ŋ and such, if you want to get all fancy.) < 1375709804 757608 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :well it's not x i guess, but it's unusual in that finnish allows it before consonants < 1375709837 452238 :pikhq!~pikhq@24-107-196-13.dhcp.stls.mo.charter.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Okay, so, tr is incredibly not locale-aware. Interesting. < 1375709848 514591 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Voi rähmä. < 1375709960 471150 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :why does google translate that as "Oh Rahma." < 1375710032 900795 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh wait i had norwegian as target. with english it just leaves rähmä untranslated. < 1375710123 139443 :boily1!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :is a rähmä like a sampo? < 1375710182 586942 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Huh; it's a real word. < 1375710185 858775 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :1. rheum -- (a watery discharge from the mucous membranes (especially from the eyes or nose)) < 1375710199 489670 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :(I don't think it's used for any non-ocular sense, though.) < 1375710219 932649 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :(I'd've @wn'd that, but lambdabot seems to be gone.) < 1375710305 888159 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :allergic conjunctivitis sounds like something a grammarian might have < 1375710575 177875 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION might have it, actually
< 1375710672 231071 :boily1!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I recommend a good dose of French grammar to cure that itchy ailment. < 1375710751 801748 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i just wash my eyes a lot instead < 1375711617 82472 :jsvine!~Adium@205.203.128.141 JOIN :#esoteric < 1375712139 973453 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh god French grammar =P < 1375712223 953589 :boily1!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :French grammar is like having beakers of H2SO4 repeatedly thrown onto your face, but with less enjoyment. < 1375712241 433795 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's not *that* bad < 1375712283 278205 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Timmy was a chemist's son, but Timmy is no more: what Timmy thought was H2O was H2SO4" < 1375712360 313642 :boily1!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, ok. maybe not sulfuric acid. probably nearer to fluoroantimonic acid. the pain is shorter. < 1375712384 993984 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :Again, it's not *that* bad. =P < 1375712388 922235 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's complicated, sure < 1375712393 781026 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :Arbitrary at times, too < 1375712443 232206 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :But if I managed to teach it to students who were pretty damn far behind, it can't be something that actually kills you =P < 1375712521 582944 :boily1!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :news report: “Another student found mangled on his desk by a participe passé hate crime...” < 1375712535 171400 :boily1!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Roujo: so, you're a teacher? < 1375712572 145821 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not even, that's the thing < 1375712582 315158 :boily1!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :pas pire, pas pire! < 1375712599 863476 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :I just took up being a French mentor instead of doing my French Comm course in Cégep < 1375712618 594815 :boily1!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I did the same, but with math students. < 1375712873 165045 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nice, nice < 1375714366 594508 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1375714513 259916 :Zuu!zuu@unaffiliated/zuu JOIN :#esoteric < 1375714580 950300 :boily1!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`relcome Zuu < 1375714583 648070 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​0812Zuu: W06elcome13 to the int06ernat13io14nal 09hub for09 es14oteric06 progra10mming lang14uage desig10n and deployment! For mor14e i09nform02ation, 03check o02ut our13 wi03ki: h06tt11p://esolangs03.org08/wiki/Main_Page. (For 05the other kind o03f esoterica,11 try #esoter14ic on irc.dal.net.) < 1375714631 810081 :Zuu!zuu@unaffiliated/zuu PRIVMSG #esoteric :Uhm, hi < 1375714651 987968 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION waves?
< 1375714657 108118 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 JOIN :#esoteric < 1375714747 484666 :Zuu!zuu@unaffiliated/zuu PRIVMSG #esoteric :Im not quite used to this kind of welcoming < 1375714870 679399 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-182-82.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hello Zuu < 1375714952 668990 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :they do it to everyone <.< < 1375714960 780198 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :at least you only got one welcome message, they gave me about 5 < 1375714966 751035 :Zuu!zuu@unaffiliated/zuu PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hehe < 1375714989 525340 :Zuu!zuu@unaffiliated/zuu PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, its certainly much nicer than last time i was here :P < 1375715023 612788 :Zuu!zuu@unaffiliated/zuu PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION is only really here because his proxy crashed, and autojoin channels havent been changed for quite a while
< 1375716534 825377 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no QUIT :Quit: leaving < 1375716684 99052 :aloril!~aloril@dsl-tkubrasgw3-54f97e-153.dhcp.inet.fi QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1375716756 803001 :boily1!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net NICK :boily < 1375716792 491501 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :good. I did my first ghost! back to my usual self. < 1375716818 763869 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :now... < 1375716823 243830 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`relcom Fiora < 1375716824 359909 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: relcom: not found < 1375716826 704138 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`relcome Fiora < 1375716830 87079 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​08Fiora: Welco09me to the i11nte07rnational hub fo09r e08sot09eric p06ro05g06ramming l05a04nguage 11design11 a09nd depl06oyment! For 04more i09nfo04rmation, check out 06our wik14i:07 http://esolangs.org13/wiki/Main_Pa08ge. (For the06 oth09er kind 06of esote10ri02ca, try 07#esoteric on i06rc.dal.ne04t.) < 1375717350 391325 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :`relcome boily < 1375717352 680324 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​06boily: Welco09me to t08he inter10natio06na08l hub 06for esoteric programmi06n03g la08ngua06ge04 design and deployment! F11o14r 07more inf13o14rmati08on, check o11ut 12our02 wiki: http://e06solangs12.org/wiki/Main_Pa07ge07. (For the03 other kind of14 esoterica, try #13eso02teri12c on irc.dal13.04net.) < 1375717390 612444 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also, Zuu, do I know you from somewhere? < 1375717394 598239 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :Your name looks familiar < 1375717412 190075 :Zuu!zuu@unaffiliated/zuu PRIVMSG #esoteric :Roujo: Probably :> < 1375717527 687425 :aloril!~aloril@dsl-tkubrasgw3-54f97e-153.dhcp.inet.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1375717557 237026 :Zuu!zuu@unaffiliated/zuu PRIVMSG #esoteric :Roujo: unless its familiar in a bad way, then no, you dont know me :P < 1375717604 150788 :Nisstyre!~yours@oftn/member/Nisstyre JOIN :#esoteric < 1375717731 204599 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Zuu: are you Canadian? < 1375717781 611506 :Zuu!zuu@unaffiliated/zuu PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: I wouldnt mind to have been :> < 1375717785 59136 :Zuu!zuu@unaffiliated/zuu PRIVMSG #esoteric :Im dane < 1375717948 180986 :sacje!~sacre@unaffiliated/klet JOIN :#esoteric < 1375718131 417886 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1375718981 650285 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :welcomes again? < 1375719079 2185 :iamfishhead!~jgoldste@192.147.44.15 JOIN :#esoteric < 1375719543 153747 :Bike_!~Glossina@174-25-59-121.ptld.qwest.net NICK :Bike < 1375719985 52851 :dessos_!~dessos@c-174-60-176-249.hsd1.pa.comcast.net NICK :dessos < 1375721462 951028 :heroux!~heroux@5070823C.static.ziggozakelijk.nl QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1375721577 249220 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2a01:7e00::f03c:91ff:fedf:9fdd JOIN :#esoteric < 1375721783 120394 :Bike_!~Glossina@75-175-67-103.ptld.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1375721919 31982 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-59-121.ptld.qwest.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 256 seconds < 1375722083 288767 :heroux!~heroux@5070823C.static.ziggozakelijk.nl JOIN :#esoteric < 1375722086 155732 :coppro_!~scshunt@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca JOIN :#esoteric < 1375722160 556636 :coppro_!~scshunt@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca NICK :coppro < 1375722190 435035 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fiora: the welcomes never stop. we are a very welcommy community. < 1375722240 404095 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :True that < 1375722261 213662 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`welcome Roujo < 1375722262 192605 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does any bot here have echo capability? < 1375722263 887988 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :Roujo: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page. (For the other kind of esoterica, try #esoteric on irc.dal.net.) < 1375722271 127282 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :`relcome boily < 1375722273 633966 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​03boi10l07y: Welcome to the14 international hu14b fo12r e07soteri14c program08ming language desig05n10 and deploy08ment! For more05 information, che04ck02 out our wiki: http://esolan04gs.org/08wiki/Main_14Page. (For the10 oth08er 06ki11nd of e11so07teri05ca, try 05#esoteric 14on 09irc.da06l.net11.10) < 1375722290 435462 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :`echo Hays < 1375722291 755174 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hays < 1375722295 861062 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nice < 1375722303 965994 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :`echo `echo Hats < 1375722305 203916 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​`echo Hats < 1375722315 998745 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :But of course, it doesn't react to its own lines =P < 1375722321 963283 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :~echo Hays < 1375722321 963504 :metasepia!~metasepia@2607:fad8:4:6:f2de:f1ff:fe6c:6765 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hays < 1375722327 392016 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah < 1375722343 519464 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Roujo: HackEgo is special. it inserts an invisible space before any line it prints that begins with a non-alpha character. < 1375722351 935716 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :`echo @echo hello < 1375722353 404924 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​@echo hello < 1375722357 254130 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :`welcome ~echo `welcome Hats < 1375722357 517175 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :@echo `echo hello < 1375722357 781466 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2a01:7e00::f03c:91ff:fedf:9fdd PRIVMSG #esoteric :echo; msg:IrcMessage {ircMsgServer = "freenode", ircMsgLBName = "lambdabot", ircMsgPrefix = "Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com", ircMsgCommand = "PRIVMSG", ircMsgParams = ["# < 1375722357 781660 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2a01:7e00::f03c:91ff:fedf:9fdd PRIVMSG #esoteric :esoteric",":@echo `echo hello"]} target:#esoteric rest:"`echo hello" < 1375722359 756594 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​~echo: `welcome: Hats: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page. (For the other kind of esoterica, try #esoteric on irc.dal.net.) < 1375722370 669776 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :Dammit, foiled by a colon < 1375722371 374219 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :^^ < 1375722387 786271 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's easy enough to loop some of the bots if you really want to < 1375722395 792554 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :or maybe not these days? < 1375722397 357489 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't really want to loop them < 1375722399 420667 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :metasepia should be loopable I think < 1375722402 642965 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :Since that's generally annoying < 1375722404 14553 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :uhm. how the what the fungot did my bot log got throught lambdabot. < 1375722412 133886 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :@echo q < 1375722412 393733 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2a01:7e00::f03c:91ff:fedf:9fdd PRIVMSG #esoteric :echo; msg:IrcMessage {ircMsgServer = "freenode", ircMsgLBName = "lambdabot", ircMsgPrefix = "elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott", ircMsgCommand = "PRIVMSG", ircMsgParams = ["#esoteric",":@echo q"]} < 1375722412 393914 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2a01:7e00::f03c:91ff:fedf:9fdd PRIVMSG #esoteric : target:#esoteric rest:"q" < 1375722421 607170 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1375722430 234198 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :@help echo < 1375722430 499986 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2a01:7e00::f03c:91ff:fedf:9fdd PRIVMSG #esoteric :echo . echo irc protocol string < 1375722436 224304 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nice < 1375722441 680659 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :that is not good. most definitely, elliottely not good. < 1375722651 316219 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :~ping < 1375722651 619830 :metasepia!~metasepia@2607:fad8:4:6:f2de:f1ff:fe6c:6765 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Pong! < 1375722657 259340 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :~metar CYUL < 1375722657 681354 :metasepia!~metasepia@2607:fad8:4:6:f2de:f1ff:fe6c:6765 PRIVMSG #esoteric :CYUL 051700Z 29013G20KT 30SM FEW040 FEW240 20/07 A3001 RMK CU1CI1 CU TR CI TR SLP162 DENSITY ALT 600FT < 1375722661 561442 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :@echo ~ping < 1375722661 826424 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2a01:7e00::f03c:91ff:fedf:9fdd PRIVMSG #esoteric :echo; msg:IrcMessage {ircMsgServer = "freenode", ircMsgLBName = "lambdabot", ircMsgPrefix = "Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com", ircMsgCommand = "PRIVMSG", ircMsgParams = ["# < 1375722661 826618 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2a01:7e00::f03c:91ff:fedf:9fdd PRIVMSG #esoteric :esoteric",":@echo ~ping"]} target:#esoteric rest:"~ping" < 1375722668 62535 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :@say ~ping < 1375722668 322284 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2a01:7e00::f03c:91ff:fedf:9fdd PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe you meant: src slap faq < 1375722671 485968 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :aw :< < 1375722679 580686 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :~echo `echo < 1375722679 580803 :metasepia!~metasepia@2607:fad8:4:6:f2de:f1ff:fe6c:6765 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`echo < 1375722680 424669 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1375722683 504297 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yessss XD < 1375722688 17484 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :~echo `echo ~echo `echo < 1375722688 286352 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :~echo @echo `echo ^ping < 1375722688 555982 :metasepia!~metasepia@2607:fad8:4:6:f2de:f1ff:fe6c:6765 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`echo ~echo `echo < 1375722688 556120 :metasepia!~metasepia@2607:fad8:4:6:f2de:f1ff:fe6c:6765 PRIVMSG #esoteric :@echo `echo ^ping < 1375722688 556196 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2a01:7e00::f03c:91ff:fedf:9fdd PRIVMSG #esoteric :echo; msg:IrcMessage {ircMsgServer = "freenode", ircMsgLBName = "lambdabot", ircMsgPrefix = "metasepia!~metasepia@2607:fad8:4:6:f2de:f1ff:fe6c:6765", ircMsgCommand = "PRIVMSG", ircMsgParams = ["# < 1375722688 556281 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2a01:7e00::f03c:91ff:fedf:9fdd PRIVMSG #esoteric :esoteric",":@echo `echo ^ping"]} target:#esoteric rest:"`echo ^ping" < 1375722689 603476 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​~echo `echo < 1375722729 473959 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :^echo ~echo `echo < 1375722735 115262 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm. no fungot. < 1375722756 859551 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: *chewbacca sounds* *flail* *woggle* < 1375722761 987141 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hm. No fungot. < 1375722837 189310 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1375722841 21487 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :^echo ~echo `echo < 1375722841 290283 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :~echo `echo ~echo `echo < 1375722841 560553 :metasepia!~metasepia@2607:fad8:4:6:f2de:f1ff:fe6c:6765 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`echo ~echo `echo < 1375722842 746781 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​~echo `echo < 1375722883 878190 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :A-choo. < 1375722932 347226 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :My thing is being real slow. :/ < 1375723041 841447 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.136.81 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi i made this http://ideone.com/5IKz5G < 1375723157 343587 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-67-103.ptld.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1375723177 360892 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.136.81 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i wonder if ruby code matching /[:punct:]*/ is tc < 1375723215 481475 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :can you do a BF interpreter in punctual ruby? < 1375723217 722758 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :can you write any character and eval? < 1375723325 741224 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.136.81 PRIVMSG #esoteric :eval is impossible i think < 1375723332 109162 :Bike_!~Glossina@75-175-67-103.ptld.qwest.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1375723360 88982 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 QUIT :Ping timeout: 259 seconds < 1375723378 753004 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.136.81 PRIVMSG #esoteric :unless... hmm < 1375723407 408885 :epicmonkey!~epicmonke@host-224-58.dataart.net QUIT :Read error: Operation timed out < 1375723629 848941 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-182-82.as13285.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1375723779 61679 :jsvine!~Adium@205.203.128.141 QUIT :Quit: Leaving. < 1375723993 489545 :MindlessDrone!~MindlessD@141.70.114.6 QUIT :Quit: MindlessDrone < 1375724001 910369 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Deewiant: usually I spell it out letter by letter but yes you can just call me "Keegan" in person < 1375724009 226428 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I used to have "keegan" an freenode long ago... < 1375724045 265575 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com TOPIC #esoteric :When the zetas fill the skies, will our leaders tell us why? | 22nd IOCCC is open: http://ioccc.org/2013/rules.txt | jsvine is doing an esolang survey! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1OvEsdBioOFcXFAiscO34kctUWKs3dWQs5-ZouXdwy9Q/viewform | http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric < 1375724060 121048 :Deewiant!~deewiant@deewiant.iki.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: The latter was more about if it's anything like "keemac" or "kaymac", but OK, you spell it out < 1375724093 970785 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :~duck zeta < 1375724094 496668 :metasepia!~metasepia@2607:fad8:4:6:f2de:f1ff:fe6c:6765 PRIVMSG #esoteric :zeta definition: the 6th letter of the Greek alphabet. < 1375724199 812889 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :~duck duck go < 1375724200 207445 :metasepia!~metasepia@2607:fad8:4:6:f2de:f1ff:fe6c:6765 PRIVMSG #esoteric :--- No relevant information < 1375724203 106193 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Deewiant: Why the sudden interest, incidentally? Planning a #esoteric talk show or something? < 1375724203 364174 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :Pfff < 1375724242 81592 :Deewiant!~deewiant@deewiant.iki.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: Just came to mind for some reason < 1375724248 782622 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :tonight, on the esoteric show < 1375724266 823777 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :is rust an esoteric language? or is it just kmc trying to push his playtoy on everyone else? < 1375724271 622933 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :bf derivatives: are they passe? < 1375724314 92720 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :N-dimensional esoteric languages: the next generation of programming? < 1375724320 713440 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :find out, tonight, on the esoteric show. < 1375724328 294084 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: if we meet in person I'll call you kay em cee is that okay < 1375724361 158452 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :thatd be weird < 1375724364 848377 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wonder when the point was that everyone collectively got sick of bf derivatives < 1375724369 809544 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :pretty sure it was after 2007 < 1375724389 882607 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I keep wanting to read kmc as "kimchee" < 1375724392 53238 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :and then I'm hungry < 1375724440 595627 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :~duck duck duck go < 1375724441 1212 :metasepia!~metasepia@2607:fad8:4:6:f2de:f1ff:fe6c:6765 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Duck Duck Go is a search engine based in Valley Forge, Pennsylvania that uses information from crowd-sourced sites (like Wikipedia) with the aim of augmenting traditional results and improving relevance. < 1375724485 187703 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fiora: haha < 1375724492 416479 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I like kimchi < 1375724495 952202 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :me too < 1375724499 376347 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :although not the super fishy kind < 1375724536 655458 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :there's fishy kimchi? < 1375724546 567710 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, but I don't trust it < 1375724636 278357 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :“The most common seasonings include brine, scallions, spices, ginger, chopped radish, garlic, saeujeot (hangul: 새우젓, shrimp sauce), and aekjeot (hangul: 액젓, fish sauce).” < 1375724688 419542 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-67-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :is this a riemann hypothesis thing < 1375724729 34103 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :not really < 1375724756 55269 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-203-32.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :riemann kimchi? < 1375724761 809772 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-67-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.spacereptilesareyourfriend.com/images/30-Electronic-Mail-Blues.jpg < 1375724781 67759 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :MC kmc is on the mike. < 1375724789 887052 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: good domain name < 1375724807 532785 :jsvine!~Adium@205.203.128.141 JOIN :#esoteric < 1375724853 396940 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :good image too < 1375724924 195391 :Gregor!dlopen@64.62.173.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Actual website circa 1998. < 1375726521 127085 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-67-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2007/11/071108-fossil-foodchain.html fossilized turducken < 1375726620 921757 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :is it wrong if I find the word "turducken" inherently hilarious < 1375726665 363674 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :nothing could be more right < 1375726806 632533 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inherently_funny_word < 1375726846 250190 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :as someone who is not American I can also confirm that turducken itself is inherently hilarious < 1375727272 307325 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-203-32.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think it's more disgusting than hilarious, too close to turd-ducken < 1375727439 885900 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whole_stuffed_camel < 1375727754 935580 :epicmonkey!~epicmonke@188.134.41.114 JOIN :#esoteric < 1375727988 863281 :Gregor!dlopen@64.62.173.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: Also: Delicious. < 1375728211 992513 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: your country invented the deep fried mars bar < 1375728213 381220 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :checkmate < 1375728276 873938 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: Scotland is a different country to England < 1375728281 612638 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :(aiui) < 1375728323 674730 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :whatever < 1375728333 403441 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :several countries under one sovereign state called the UK and also the UK is part of the Commonwealth?? < 1375728344 656369 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :and then there's the Crown dependencies < 1375728349 378438 :Gregor!dlopen@64.62.173.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :But which of those is a "nation" < 1375728354 693297 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: did you know "2" is apparently a different category from "𝟐" < 1375728360 614968 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :""The Crown" is defined differently in each Crown dependency." < 1375728363 429601 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :you can't make this up < 1375728366 400668 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :(the latter is a 2) < 1375728392 19084 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-67-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :recently england had legislation to put the monarchy under absolute primogeniture but they haven't done it yet because all the other countries with the same monarchy would have to do it too < 1375728405 661484 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-67-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :which is kind of a shame because i like the idea of there being two english monarchs based on local legislation < 1375728417 2646 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: AIUI, "nation" here is short for "nation state" < 1375728427 123905 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: so it has to be the UK < 1375728436 708945 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :because I don't think England, Scotland etc. are states < 1375728445 796458 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :this being a distinct kind of state from the US ones, I think < 1375728457 124459 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-67-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :in short, lol < 1375728463 120784 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :however I think Crown dependencies are self-governed nation states that just happen to belong to the Crown? < 1375728478 746998 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Legislation of the Isle of Man defines the "Crown in right of the Isle of Man" as being separate from the "Crown in right of the United Kingdom".[6]" fuck < 1375728486 722873 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-67-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :for some level of "self-governed" < 1375728493 138081 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-67-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :they probably don't handle their own diplomacy or military < 1375728494 514925 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, de jure self-governed. < 1375728506 656531 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh wait < 1375728507 562688 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Although the Crown dependencies are British possessions of the Crown, and are not sovereign nations in their own right" < 1375728517 213634 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-67-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i mean, they can pass local legislation, but not negotiate a treaty independently < 1375728521 185501 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :okay but they're not part of the United Kingdom < 1375728521 879799 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-67-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :because they're not sovereign < 1375728525 149037 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :so they... have no sovereign state? < 1375728550 982002 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :The relationship between the Crown dependencies and the UK is "one of mutual respect and support, ie, a partnership".[26] < 1375728555 473347 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :The British Government is solely responsible for defence and international representation[27] (although, in accordance with 2007 framework agreements,[28] the UK has undertaken not to act internationally on behalf of the Crown dependencies without prior consultation). Each Crown dependency has responsibility for its own customs and immigration services. < 1375728556 297913 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNu8XDBSn10 < 1375728559 966275 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-67-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :man i remember when i went through learning this, and i found out that literally the official criterion for "is a state" is "other states call it a state" < 1375728560 513049 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think I'm just going to cry < 1375728563 797635 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-67-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :and just kind of laughed and gave up < 1375728574 87395 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: what's wrong with that criterion < 1375728580 114804 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1375728583 350688 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-67-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :nothing really, it works very well < 1375728589 227635 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Roujo: I think I've watched that and it doesn't actually explain these fiddly bits < 1375728594 308973 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :international law is really just made up as you go < 1375728595 975130 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-67-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :except for occasional outliers like thailand or kosovo < 1375728596 254875 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :also all other law < 1375728599 834633 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :like I thought I had a pretty good grasp on what all the things in the UK and stuff were < 1375728604 565153 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :but international law is newer and so this is more obvious, or something < 1375728606 197486 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: It might not. I was just hoping it helped =) < 1375728608 511156 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-67-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: yeah but this was before i understood that. it was, like, a revelation, man. < 1375728609 443006 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :but then PH was all "what about the Crown dependencies" < 1375728613 329281 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah it is a revelation < 1375728619 114839 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :and then I was all "help" < 1375728620 871620 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: wasn't that me < 1375728629 234764 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :uh, maybe both? < 1375728635 448168 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :p. sure i remember a conversation like that < 1375728638 755554 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-67-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: it was like "wow this makes no sense. that makes so much sense" < 1375728642 130931 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe < 1375728662 882277 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :"The Crown dependencies, together with the United Kingdom, are collectively known as the British Islands." I like how "British Islands" is a different thing to "British Isles" oh my god < 1375728674 376571 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :perhaps it's part of the more general revelation of "adults don't actually know what they're doing" < 1375728680 171917 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-67-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1375728691 661013 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :"While their constitutional status bears some resemblance to that of the Commonwealth realms, the Crown dependencies are not members of the Commonwealth of Nations. They participate in the Commonwealth of Nations by virtue of their relationship with the United Kingdom, and participate in various Commonwealth institutions in their own right. For example, all three participate in the Commonwealth Parliamentary Association and the Commonwealth Games." < 1375728720 50637 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-67-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: btw the best crown dependency is guernsey. Sark is feudal and all < 1375728768 125545 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :okay so I honestly don't understand what "state" you're in when you're in a Crown dependency < 1375728776 896759 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :they're not sovereign states unto themselves, but they're also not part of the United Kingdom < 1375728784 114824 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :but you are, presumably, not stateless < 1375728787 889111 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-67-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :what citizenship do they have? < 1375728812 955437 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Channel Islanders and Manx people are British citizens and hence European citizens.[39] However, they are not entitled to take advantage of the freedom of movement of people or services unless they are directly connected (through birth, descent from a parent or grandparent, or five years' residence) with the United Kingdom.[40] < 1375728817 898100 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :but that's not all the crown dependencies < 1375728821 611590 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Matters reserved to the Crown (i.e. acting through the United Kingdom Government) are limited to defence, citizenship, and diplomatic representation. < 1375728830 13197 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think you probably have citizenship of the Crown dependency you're in usually? < 1375728833 848202 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :just... it's not a sovereign state... < 1375728834 132229 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-67-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm yes, this seems to be utterly fucked. < 1375728848 159221 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think maybe this Wikipedia article is oversimplified in parts or something < 1375728860 892469 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :and they're maybe kind-of-states enough to have citizens and stuff, just not fully-fledged autonomous ones?? < 1375728874 332688 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-67-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, probably, in that you can't get a deep understanding of british law without finding the secret protocols in the magna carta < 1375728908 11839 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :nice they're also SORT OF members of the EU < 1375728909 413368 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-67-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :seriously you know the whole outlawries bill thing right. it's like just way too much tradition man < 1375728913 691188 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :because of their "association" with the UK < 1375728926 502087 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-67-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :isn't french guiana like that too < 1375728927 394504 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Of the Four Freedoms of the EU, the islands take part in that concerning the movement of goods, but not those concerning the movement of people, services or capital. The Channel Islands are outside the VAT area (as they have no VAT), while the Isle of Man is inside it.[37] Both areas are inside the customs union.[38] < 1375728945 498032 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-67-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :no vat? dang < 1375728967 262701 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-67-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm nope, french guiana is just part of the european union. < 1375728970 122564 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :don't Amazon do some things from Jersey < 1375728971 863747 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :because no VAT < 1375728972 113376 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-67-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :stickin their tendrils into south america < 1375728972 842960 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :or something < 1375729056 134517 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: can you just figure all this out for me so I can stop thinking about it < 1375729084 127644 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-203-32.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :let's just call it all england and be done with it? < 1375729094 995557 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :let's go to Åland < 1375729111 643016 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Verkkokauppa.com (a Finnish computers-and-nowadays-everything-else-too e-retailer) used to send some things from Åland Islands VAT-free. < 1375729119 378492 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-67-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anarchy_(international_relations) hth. < 1375729125 404627 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VAT-free_imports_from_the_Channel_Islands < 1375729156 448049 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :They were all priced like 0.05 eur from the maximum limit before you have to do something customs-related, and you could order only one thing at a time. < 1375729181 669327 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :does their name just mean "online shop"? < 1375729186 12464 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes. < 1375729189 770782 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :clever < 1375729202 206617 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :goods-and-services.com < 1375729205 848517 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :<3 < 1375729209 773874 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :wow good site < 1375729211 945249 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :They also paid that one guy to change his name to Verkkokauppa, I think. < 1375729223 864751 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :haha < 1375729236 944340 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Some random dude in the US. < 1375729259 599858 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Formerly known as Calvin Gosz. < 1375729266 589385 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-203-32.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :why would they do that? < 1375729282 381057 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yknow there used to be duty free shops inside the Berlin U-bahn < 1375729285 211906 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :pretty convenient < 1375729288 143283 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.hs.fi/english/article/Unemployed+US+teenager+gets+curious+new+name+-+Verkkokauppa/1135250640026 < 1375729325 219479 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :he only got $5k? come on < 1375729336 632728 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :"As the number of immigrants in the United States is high, the legislation regarding names is rather loose, which is why changing names in the country is relatively easy." < 1375729356 177409 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-67-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :snerk < 1375729365 587364 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric : ”We have seen quite a number of different spellings of our company name, which is why we stressed that the name will have to be spelled correctly. Otherwise the young man could be left without the remaining sum of money”, Seppälä notes. < 1375729380 12231 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm not entirely certain they got their money's worth there, really, in a PR sense, because after those first few news articles, I've heard nothing of it. < 1375729409 155525 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Perhaps they could do a "where is Verkkokauppa Com now" episode in a show or something. < 1375729775 872727 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :What should I use for drawing commutative diagrams on a computer? < 1375729882 814104 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :xfig. < 1375729906 874577 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-67-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :is there not a tex module or whatever for it yet < 1375729917 527221 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :there are plenty of tex things for it < 1375729923 372240 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :??but which to use?? < 1375729959 559567 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I use the lazy way and eps everything. < 1375729973 1917 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :mnoqy: !!exactly!! < 1375730550 467672 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess it would be nice to give my heart to a TeX module but which one, which one do I choooooose < 1375730561 910594 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :pstricks. < 1375730580 43163 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :mnoqy: i'm as confused as a bear driving a car over here < 1375730594 60557 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :comicsans.sty < 1375730607 206339 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :@slap kmc < 1375730607 459013 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2a01:7e00::f03c:91ff:fedf:9fdd PRIVMSG #esoteric :go slap kmc yourself < 1375730615 596418 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION slap kmc yourself
< 1375730632 747583 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-203-32.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :@slap fungot < 1375730633 107205 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2a01:7e00::f03c:91ff:fedf:9fdd PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION activates her slap-o-matic...
< 1375730633 355189 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :olsner: i still want that box, riastradh? if so, it's a little off-putting. :) < 1375730655 367528 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :~duck riastradh < 1375730655 647172 :metasepia!~metasepia@2607:fad8:4:6:f2de:f1ff:fe6c:6765 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Warp spasm is a mythological feat found in Celtic myth by which a warrior enters a frenzied state of contortion in battle that makes him invincible. < 1375730656 792033 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: perhaps you will fix my destructor cycle < 1375730657 266825 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: yes you can, and have new features added regularly? if not, don't bother. go straight to /dev/ dsp is using before writing to it < 1375730721 756294 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: have you tried bonghits yet < 1375730733 72223 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :i can confirm that he has < 1375730740 648954 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :~duck bonghit < 1375730741 13269 :metasepia!~metasepia@2607:fad8:4:6:f2de:f1ff:fe6c:6765 PRIVMSG #esoteric :--- No relevant information < 1375730743 467008 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :not exactly < 1375730744 981133 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :A luxury toilet controlled by a smartphone app is vulnerable to attack, according to security experts. < 1375730832 164244 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :having your toilet hacked would probably be distressing < 1375730843 311744 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have a strict "no bonghits at work" policy < 1375730855 69262 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I realize this makes me a conservative dinosaur who just doesn't ``get'' startup culture < 1375730862 867475 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-203-32.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm, so what can you do with a hacked toilet? < 1375730863 333696 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :mnoqy: what if you got your aim hecked... < 1375730878 437070 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :far beyond distressing < 1375730921 255512 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: what about other kinds of hits < 1375731023 860375 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :unclear < 1375731026 805233 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :perhaps cache hits will fix my performance problem < 1375731031 787320 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-218-142.as13285.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1375731227 362626 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.purple.com/ < 1375731440 728138 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :purple.com is one of the eight wonders of the internet < 1375731443 310526 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :not sure what the others are < 1375731452 237570 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :for a moment I thought it was a new host for #esoteric's logs... < 1375731591 397001 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 JOIN :#esoteric < 1375731796 506944 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net QUIT :Quit: hello < 1375732145 30783 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :[xcb] Most likely this is a multi-threaded client and XInitThreads has not been called < 1375732147 992016 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :[xcb] Aborting, sorry about that. < 1375732150 551411 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :so polite < 1375732189 728087 :Nisstyre!~yours@oftn/member/Nisstyre QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1375732953 165654 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-218-142.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc, why are there muse lyrics in the topic < 1375733150 786792 :epicmonkey!~epicmonke@188.134.41.114 QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1375733169 698904 :conehead!~conehead@unaffiliated/conehead QUIT :Quit: Computer has gone to sleep. < 1375733170 506890 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: for inspiration hth < 1375733203 533970 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-218-142.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, the answer is clearly because they are fully loaded celluloids, which target nothing but our minds < 1375733263 769204 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION shakes fungot out of Taneb
< 1375733264 50982 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: heh, then put it up or are you a teen-ager? even sillier!! < 1375733573 527575 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-218-142.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily, that's the next two lines of the song < 1375733591 704785 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh. silly me. < 1375733617 546769 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION still shakes Taneb for the fun of it
< 1375733631 153169 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-218-142.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(it's a weird song) < 1375733634 669997 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-218-142.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Exo Politics) < 1375733655 846789 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca JOIN :#esoteric < 1375733686 775049 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :the only other song that has “celluloid” in its lyrics that I know of is carpet crawlers from genesis. < 1375733696 456166 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-218-142.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi0XGqFt3Es < 1375733702 394415 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :that one too is pretty incomprehensible. < 1375733782 231217 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh. here come the zetas. < 1375733836 610632 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: I thought they were satellites < 1375733849 198074 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :also why is why not < 1375733867 205024 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1375733868 491952 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-218-142.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, so it is < 1375733871 825180 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-218-142.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :My mistake < 1375733972 36026 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-67-103.ptld.qwest.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1375734038 897892 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1375734177 348503 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-67-103.ptld.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1375734425 484551 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-67-103.ptld.qwest.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1375734493 3577 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-67-103.ptld.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1375735379 739138 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net QUIT :Quit: hello < 1375736244 332532 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :"The Washington Post Company just announced that it has reached an agreement to sell its newspaper publishing business to Amazon founder and CEO Jeff Bezos for $250 million." O______O < 1375736253 882906 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-67-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :what < 1375736291 577802 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :like, is he running for office? why the hell else would somebody want to own a newspaper < 1375736526 4302 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :kindle??? < 1375736537 879105 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :probably jeff bezos just wants to own everything though? < 1375736544 341139 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: To improve the quality of the newspaper? < 1375736550 713289 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-67-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Unsettled WP editorial board reflexively calls for airstrikes on Barnes & Noble and Overstock." < 1375736551 554984 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :jsvine: what is your professional take on this story < 1375736565 603956 :jsvine!~Adium@205.203.128.141 PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: totally fascinating < 1375736579 653578 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :If I wanted to own a newspaper, I would do so in order to improve it. < 1375736656 438649 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: haha < 1375736660 281582 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :What is the "`*list" for the Dungeons&Dragons recording? I think it could be "`*list" just for consistency (even if the file doesn't exist); what would it be called, please? < 1375736682 771092 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :jsvine: How much of esolang report did you write so far? < 1375736709 181109 :jsvine!~Adium@205.203.128.141 PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: there's an argument to be made that newspapers could benefit from owners with the money and skill to develop a long-term strategy, rather than the desperate grasping for page-views that's become so common. Who knows if Bezos is the right person, but very much looking forward to seeing how this plays out. < 1375736753 406287 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-67-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :finally, the Post will get a good API < 1375736810 452442 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: You get to name it. < 1375736831 738084 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-218-142.as13285.net QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1375736858 770135 :jsvine!~Adium@205.203.128.141 PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: I have a considerable chunk written, but it still needs a stronger "human" narrative, something that non-technical readers can relate to — a quest to create X, or a rivalry between X and Y, or just some colorful anecdotes < 1375736887 449097 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :jsvine: Ah, OK. < 1375736898 654863 :jsvine!~Adium@205.203.128.141 PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: since there's no particular rush for the story, I'm gradually figuring that part out, interviewing folks, etc. < 1375736914 261463 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmmmmm who shall be my rival < 1375736936 741255 :jsvine!~Adium@205.203.128.141 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: you might like this: https://github.com/dwillis/post_haste < 1375736943 93612 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: OK, I can call it "`danddreclist" (I didn't finish yet; when I will I will type it by itself). (Note: Your client should be progreammed to only filter on messages starting with "`danddreclist"; not on all messages containing it! < 1375736944 785030 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: can i be your archnemesis < 1375736958 508063 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-67-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hah, i don't actually need one, but thanks < 1375736983 505478 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: Wait, my client doesn't filter on list names. The point of lists is that the bot notifies me. < 1375737020 544478 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: So you would make a HackEgo program in bin/danddreclist and it would print my name. < 1375737034 306829 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-67-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"The Washington Post, one of our country’s greatest newspapers, just sold for 1/4 the price of Tumblr." there are a lot of good quotes coming out of this < 1375737039 378703 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: You can program the bot to notify you if you want that, I suppose; after all, it is prefixed in the way to do that. I won't put that but I do this that you can program it if you want to make it do that. < 1375737060 288072 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do you have HackEgo on /ignore or something? < 1375737071 149535 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run cp bin/{empty,danddrec}list < 1375737073 645844 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: No. < 1375737074 524757 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1375737080 652802 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run echo shachaf >> bin/danddreclist < 1375737083 469096 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't have it ignored < 1375737083 705156 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1375737090 649705 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does anyone else want to be on the list? < 1375737133 404940 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.136.81 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run echo nooodl >> bin/danddreclist < 1375737137 94022 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1375737414 260743 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.136.81 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh hey elliott remember the "is symbols-only ruby TC" thing! turns out it kinda is, if you cheat < 1375737466 335813 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.136.81 PRIVMSG #esoteric :basically you construct a string like "ruby -e 'do stuff'" and then print `#{__}` < 1375737502 827713 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :that is very cheating < 1375737509 31841 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :also print isn't symbols?? < 1375737532 674521 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.136.81 PRIVMSG #esoteric :$><< is < 1375737561 515723 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.136.81 PRIVMSG #esoteric :($> is the perl-y global variable for stdout, << sends stuff to it """C++ style""") < 1375737574 503352 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-67-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol. < 1375737597 84129 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.136.81 PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://bpaste.net/raw/120265/ here's an example! it counts to ten and prints hello world < 1375737720 737208 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :GYAAAAAH! < 1375737812 467273 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wonder if dependent typing will ever hit the mainstream < 1375738010 633846 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-67-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :never. < 1375738039 919891 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do you think C will be still used during the 22nd century? < 1375738070 917141 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes I think C will still be used although maybe with a lesser percentage. < 1375738073 540256 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :probably. will humans be the ones who are using it? < 1375738083 924109 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-67-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :nah, zorblaxians < 1375738112 981430 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: are you a zorblaxian? < 1375738113 204338 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: got it. < 1375738125 338154 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION eyes fungot suspiciously
< 1375738125 764127 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: well no matter what is and, if i'm not totally sold on the net, who's going to play with < 1375738152 305854 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Human or not, I think if someone is modifying an existing program written in C, they will know some things of C programming even if they don't use C as often as others. < 1375738152 561806 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION eyes fungot very suspiciously
< 1375738152 777344 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: i guess i've only ever been a proper stove at home now < 1375738191 556064 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: You don't run *that* hot. < 1375738191 807852 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: i'm afraid that's something you should be doing < 1375738219 798488 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :yup. that bot is most definitely a zorblaxian. < 1375738229 369411 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-67-103.ptld.qwest.net QUIT :Quit: Reconnecting < 1375738236 108892 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-67-103.ptld.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1375738236 336608 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-67-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :by 2117 greenland will have melted and the remaining humans will pledge fealty to zorblax corporation, and so on < 1375738244 35835 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: I, uh... are you going to incinerate me? < 1375738244 316183 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: scheme is far more interesting. < 1375738254 821217 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :A relief. < 1375738255 101214 :epicmonkey!~epicmonke@188.134.41.114 JOIN :#esoteric < 1375738265 354505 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: the Washington Post may be one of the greatest newspapers but it cannot supply me with an unlimited amount of incredibly specific pornography < 1375738281 372366 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-67-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :mmhm < 1375738285 806870 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-67-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hopefully bezos can fix that < 1375738312 738346 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :FreeFull: didn't you see that episode of TNG where they discover the Borg is written in C and attack it with a format string vulnerability < 1375738337 752313 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-67-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"POSIX conformance was your downfall" < 1375738353 983626 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hahaha < 1375738578 936825 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: Haven't seen that one, but I have seen the one with a buffer overflow due to not checking the input size < 1375738581 797563 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I am captai%n jea%n luc picard < 1375738608 374544 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :specific pornography? like, the shadow of a left nipple of a 36¼ year old woman from north-western nebraska cast in a blue-violet light? < 1375738645 558772 :Gracenotes!~person@192.241.203.42 PRIVMSG #esoteric :It was a pretty good idea, designing scanf to write to arbitrary memory. < 1375738668 696123 :Gracenotes!~person@192.241.203.42 PRIVMSG #esoteric :and printf, for that matter < 1375738726 601928 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gracenotes: I have no idea what a legitimate use of it would even be < 1375738778 989305 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-67-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :a legitimate use of printf? < 1375738780 808367 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I suggest two things adding to printf formatting strings: One is a "read-only" format specifier which makes it cannot write, and other which tells it to parse the rest of the string for size specifications of numbered parameters but otherwise ignore it (so that you can make a user format string which uses the first and third value and ignores the second, for example). < 1375738800 268960 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: No, %n < 1375738808 518202 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :When would you actually use it? < 1375738834 475784 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :FreeFull: I know I don't think it is useful. < 1375738843 264553 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-67-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :...hm. < 1375738856 668485 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-67-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe for tabulation? < 1375738861 241844 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-67-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Of... some kind. < 1375738889 736421 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't think it helps much for tabulation. < 1375738910 818863 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :A tab counts as one character < 1375738933 171101 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :Actually, it could be used for tabulation < 1375738937 33325 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :If you did it using spaces < 1375738941 49142 :conehead!~conehead@unaffiliated/conehead JOIN :#esoteric < 1375738952 650614 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-67-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://stackoverflow.com/a/3402415 well, ok. < 1375738955 666185 :Gracenotes!~person@192.241.203.42 PRIVMSG #esoteric :You'll be happy to know I've written 0x401f2d bytes so far! I'm so happy I'm not just telling you, but also the PLT. Hope this helps, have a good day! < 1375738970 606258 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-67-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :programming language theory? < 1375738972 717630 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :If you have long strings and then you will line up in columns, make something like: x=printf(...); while(x++<20) putchar(' '); It is one way. < 1375739006 731638 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :Something like printf("%d%n", somenumber, moo); for(i=0;i<(something-moo);i++) putChar(' '); < 1375739025 492306 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :Actually, you need to dereference the moo < 1375739028 713288 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :But you get the idea < 1375739049 512079 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-67-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: well in this imaginary situation you want to print something on the same line as x after the beginning of the columsn. < 1375739069 104313 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :printf already returns the length though, and if it is just something simple like %d then you can still use the left-align format code for it < 1375739102 420759 :Gracenotes!~person@192.241.203.42 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Unix people using columns to create tables, HTML people using tables to create columns < 1375739106 446432 :Gracenotes!~person@192.241.203.42 PRIVMSG #esoteric :All madness, all of it < 1375739108 183801 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-67-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah but you'd need to break it into two calls. x = printf(...); printf(...); while (x++ <20) ... < 1375739121 988913 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-67-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :not that this is very good or anything. < 1375739127 709627 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: %n can be in the middle of the printed string though < 1375739133 477732 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: I don't know what's the point of doing that, though. < 1375739150 684192 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-67-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :convolutedly justifying %n < 1375739181 319696 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :FreeFull: Yes it can, but such thing doesn't seem very useful. Even then, you can use multiple printf statements. Maybe some programs use %n but I don't use it. < 1375739201 527324 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :It is what I suggest adding two new format codes, which can help. < 1375739270 899561 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :I suggest looking for %n in the linux source coude < 1375739272 753444 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :code* < 1375739333 935310 :epicmonkey!~epicmonke@188.134.41.114 QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1375739514 10976 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake JOIN :#esoteric < 1375739566 195245 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :FreeFull: yeah Kees Cook carries around a thumbdrive with partitions with names like "%99999n" < 1375739570 327830 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :it will crash a lot of machines < 1375739578 970523 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :(not necessarily in the kernel, but in all the gnome bullshit that looks at new disks, etc) < 1375739609 797557 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why should you use the partition name as a format string? That doesn't make any sense. < 1375739725 552681 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-67-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2013/08/04/obama-is-wrong-traditional-journalism-isnt-dead/ «Correction: This post originally stated that Obama said “traditional journalism is dead” in his interview with Amazon. That was incorrect.» < 1375739756 977767 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.136.81 PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://bpaste.net/raw/120285/ < 1375739771 127951 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.136.81 PRIVMSG #esoteric :BCT in ruby (with . and * instead of 0 and 1) using only punctuation < 1375739781 206678 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-67-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :about time < 1375739806 628775 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.136.81 PRIVMSG #esoteric :$;=$$/$$; $.=$$-$$; < 1375739808 558096 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.136.81 PRIVMSG #esoteric :the cutest line imo < 1375739830 530590 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.136.81 PRIVMSG #esoteric :wait is $$ guaranteed to be nonzero?? (it's the pid) < 1375739856 278799 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I see a zero in there it isn't punctuation. But $. is zero isn't it, can you use that? < 1375739883 959048 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.136.81 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oops i forgot that zero < 1375739886 657604 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.136.81 PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1375739904 598577 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.179.136.81 PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://bpaste.net/raw/120287/ there < 1375739972 729381 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-67-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :very cute. < 1375739980 437316 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: the irony, it burns < 1375740247 511625 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-67-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"To monitor kinetics continuously, we outfitted each cockroach with a custom micro-accelerometer backpack," < 1375740269 390653 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :now just s/back/jet/ and we're all set < 1375740315 547920 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-67-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :eh, how much fuel can you fit in 600 mg of pack < 1375740343 788162 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :just make it nuclear duh < 1375740434 145716 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-67-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :sounds hard. < 1375741302 119877 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe it's powered off the cockroach < 1375741419 880739 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric : except for occasional outliers like thailand or kosovo <-- itym "taiwan" hth < 1375741431 871766 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-67-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i do :( < 1375741504 20040 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quote kosovo < 1375741505 659882 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :136) "Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo." alise: I I was going to say something then your last line floored me < 1375741534 906218 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-67-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: cockroaches are notoriously lacking in heavy water < 1375741548 370873 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :wait thailand and taiwan aren't the same country???????? brb calling embassy < 1375741590 620231 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :the thaiwan embassy < 1375741603 748138 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-67-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah that was a dumb mistake sorry < 1375741619 519839 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :taiwan is the one that keeps saying it's china, thailand is the one that's like vietnam or whatever < 1375741633 750359 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :filed under: communists < 1375741637 360154 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-67-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok well now i feel better. < 1375741646 25842 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-67-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :thailand is a monarchy... < 1375741654 770435 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :uh I hear they're like vietnam < 1375741658 330787 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :therefore. < 1375741660 875092 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-67-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"communist monarchy" < 1375741690 950978 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :everyone is a king < 1375741801 921705 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :did you know pad thai was invented only in like 1940s and is more chinese than thai in origin < 1375741837 600759 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Prime Minister Luang Phibunsongkhram popularized it as the national dish to promote nationalism < 1375741860 700777 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :great name < 1375741897 330246 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :some day, alise will come back and pull a cpressey. < 1375741922 850537 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net QUIT :Quit: ´´´´´´´´ < 1375741937 660562 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: at least it's not chop suey < 1375741938 190347 :metasepia!~metasepia@2607:fad8:4:6:f2de:f1ff:fe6c:6765 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1375741958 111701 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :'anthropologist E.N. Anderson concludes that the dish is based on tsap seui (“miscellaneous leftovers”)' < 1375741961 190964 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :catchy name < 1375742015 390947 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION is reminded of pytt i panne
< 1375742035 100264 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :which i haven't had for ages, i think < 1375742083 454971 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :why am i in ##c++ again < 1375742094 681770 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :at least it's not ##c? < 1375742165 635231 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-67-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdT1YT9AOPA finally < 1375742558 451947 :jsvine!~Adium@205.203.128.141 QUIT :Quit: Leaving. < 1375743138 782278 :douglass_!~douglass@home.pointlesstopology.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1375743200 932101 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: Yeah, why are you in ##c++ when you should be in #idris < 1375743241 495463 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :haha < 1375743387 343009 :ChrisW!403a0d6e@gateway/web/freenode/ip.64.58.13.110 JOIN :#esoteric < 1375743474 190839 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-67-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hey ChrisW last time you were here i forgot to mention you can do a prefix code for ski in binary so that 11 means something. < 1375743507 394138 :ChrisW!403a0d6e@gateway/web/freenode/ip.64.58.13.110 PRIVMSG #esoteric :What would 11 mean? I sort of forgot what 00, 01, and 10 mean too < 1375743538 126234 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-67-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :say 0 is `, 10 is K and 11 is S < 1375743599 764426 :ChrisW!403a0d6e@gateway/web/freenode/ip.64.58.13.110 PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's almost the same as BCL, right? < 1375743611 289235 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-67-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i dunno maybe < 1375743753 533750 :ChrisW!403a0d6e@gateway/web/freenode/ip.64.58.13.110 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wonder if there is a one-point combinator which does not contain application to an abstraction < 1375743800 367014 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do you think the million dollar wedge in Wheel of Fortune is actually worth only a few dollars? < 1375743957 373577 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :apparently 1600x900 at 14" counts as an "HD display" for marketing purposes -_- < 1375743963 153446 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ugh < 1375743978 672667 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :high-definition, adj. bigger than 1024x768 < 1375744006 663424 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :isn't 1024x768 already HD? < 1375744010 726710 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I mean, it's 720p :P < 1375744013 234802 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i mean technically 720p is "high def" but still, screw you monitor manufacturers < 1375744016 263708 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric : < 1375744025 69860 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-67-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION stares at x600 monitor.
< 1375744241 641493 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fiora: well, 1280 > 1024 < 1375744247 203749 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :and 720p is 1280x720 I think < 1375744256 95936 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :by I think I mean I just looked it up on Wikipedia < 1375744760 214641 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: is the TH in mchost actually less code that creating helper functions and writing the code directly? < 1375744766 16108 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/that/than/ < 1375744767 744566 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Blf073f2Lc < 1375744772 694817 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :finally, closure for doctor who < 1375744781 162536 :yorick!~yorick@oftn/member/yorick QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1375744833 935379 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :kallisti: it generates data types as well as a parser < 1375744841 155009 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :also mchost is like years out of date btw < 1375744858 862952 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :you might want to look at mcmap, it had stuff to automatically parse out the protocol from the dev wiki < 1375744866 124941 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :which is a more convenient, albeit hackier approach < 1375744926 148155 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: did you develop that as well? < 1375744975 634027 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :I worked a lot on mcmap, yes (this one: http://github.com/fis/mcmap), though it's originally fizzie's project < 1375744978 544440 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's similarly outdated < 1375745069 594364 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: which version of minecraft was it last tested for? < 1375745125 384618 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :whatever the latest version was in 2012-01-06, presumably < 1375745129 265570 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think they redid the whole protocol or something? < 1375745138 454921 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :(I hope so, it was an awful protocol) < 1375745154 486462 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: variable width with no terminator < 1375745160 64444 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake PRIVMSG #esoteric :good times. < 1375745313 116403 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :the protocol at least used to assume that running zlib over some data never made it bigger. < 1375745321 704968 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :or maybe even always made it smaller? < 1375745323 164281 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :cute, anyway < 1375745478 508352 :Sgeo!~quassel@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1375746378 349092 :carado!~user4539@2a01:e35:8b61:e430:6ef0:49ff:fe73:1fd0 QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1375746401 97756 :carado!~user4539@2a01:e35:8b61:e430:6ef0:49ff:fe73:1fd0 JOIN :#esoteric < 1375746740 29699 :iamfishhead!~jgoldste@192.147.44.15 QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1375746839 779273 :Nisstyre!~yours@oftn/member/Nisstyre JOIN :#esoteric < 1375746975 931012 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-67-103.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :journals with social features are kind of cool. i can see that someone in yellowknife and eleven kenyans have read this paper