< 1376524805 50656 :Lymia!~moe@inportb/loli/cirno-chan JOIN :#esoteric < 1376526094 281720 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com TOPIC #esoteric :Existentially unforgeable under adaptive chosen-message attacks | 22nd IOCCC is open: http://ioccc.org/2013/rules.txt | jsvine is doing an esolang survey! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1OvEsdBioOFcXFAiscO34kctUWKs3dWQs5-ZouXdwy9Q/viewform | http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric < 1376526937 932534 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 QUIT :Ping timeout: 256 seconds < 1376527948 985585 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1376528466 406443 :sacje!~sacre@unaffiliated/klet QUIT :Ping timeout: 256 seconds < 1376528662 814729 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :how common is the use of gas for heating and cooking in the scan-the-navy-ahs? < 1376528733 954580 :sacje!~sacre@unaffiliated/klet JOIN :#esoteric < 1376528911 194965 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :I doubt you will get more than a definnitive answer here. < 1376528986 976865 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :for households in norway, i think almost nonexistent. < 1376529005 346749 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :electricity used to be omnipresent for both. < 1376529010 343585 :nooodl!~nooodl@234.119-242-81.adsl-dyn.isp.belgacom.be QUIT :Ping timeout: 256 seconds < 1376529062 574815 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :but maybe it's changed recently for environmental reasons, e.g. my new apartment has water-based heating. < 1376529117 464723 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok it's somewhat fashionable for barbecues, at least :P < 1376529147 305439 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's a recent development. < 1376529188 664249 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :also for camping and summer houses it may be more common. < 1376529252 635230 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :*houses/huts < 1376529323 419166 :pikhq!~pikhq@24-107-196-13.dhcp.stls.mo.charter.com QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1376529483 911610 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i love that you can buy natural gas powered air conditioners < 1376529490 308426 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's like alchemy. using fire to make stuff cold < 1376529552 575789 :pikhq!~pikhq@24-107-196-13.dhcp.stls.mo.charter.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1376529697 536593 :douglass!~douglass@home.pointlesstopology.com QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1376530328 415565 :Sprocklem!~Sprocklem@S010674440130be65.cg.shawcable.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1376530430 138253 :Lymia!~moe@inportb/loli/cirno-chan QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1376530796 546607 :Sprocklem!~Sprocklem@S010674440130be65.cg.shawcable.net QUIT : < 1376532367 809133 :augur!~augur@208.58.5.87 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1376533665 541791 :Lymia!~moe@inportb/loli/cirno-chan JOIN :#esoteric < 1376534030 395528 :augur!~augur@129-2-129-32.wireless.umd.edu JOIN :#esoteric < 1376534552 392625 :Sgeo!~quassel@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1376535627 78807 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :ion: It means I can run FTL again! < 1376536179 227722 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :verily < 1376536368 491412 :tswett!~tswett@ec2-23-23-86-149.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: electricity for heating? ¿qué el fuck < 1376536625 59887 :carado!~user4539@2a01:e35:8b61:e430:ae81:12ff:fe32:878a QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1376537128 951789 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :tswett: norway's electricity is something like 90% hydropower. < 1376537160 943664 :tswett!~tswett@ec2-23-23-86-149.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :*nod* < 1376537178 419123 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :before we found the oil, it used to be called our "white gold" < 1376537283 830848 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :well still does, i guess < 1376538004 240430 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Are there any better MUD systems than the one that I was playing before and quit because of the lack of difficult mode and so on? < 1376540650 435320 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why can't I find a MUD? < 1376540673 754703 :comex!~comex@ec2-54-225-4-143.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/1kcvix/50_bytes_of_code_that_took_4gb_to_compile/cbo2kby < 1376540783 138291 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Turing complete in practice" :( < 1376540794 146626 :comex!~comex@ec2-54-225-4-143.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: i was wondering if there is a more precise term. < 1376540801 808588 :comex!~comex@ec2-54-225-4-143.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i gave a reasonably precise definition < 1376540877 703889 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :finite state machine? :P < 1376540897 468145 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :very practical, those < 1376540961 189440 :comex!~comex@ec2-54-225-4-143.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :uh... no, not a finite state machine. the idea is to be able to compute an arbitrary function that uses a large amount of memory < 1376540986 535238 :comex!~comex@ec2-54-225-4-143.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :(you *can* simulate a FSM for a fixed number of steps without difficulty) < 1376541013 238379 :Bike!~Glossina@wl-nat100.it.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :c++. right. < 1376541028 704943 :Bike!~Glossina@wl-nat100.it.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh hey, it's not template garbage < 1376541048 379492 :comex!~comex@ec2-54-225-4-143.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :pretty much is, actually < 1376541409 368787 :comex!~comex@ec2-54-225-4-143.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :(and you can simulate an algorithm that uses a small amount of memory, but may be very difficult to analyze, such as an cryptographic hash, again without difficulty) < 1376542140 407743 :Gracenotes!~person@192.241.203.42 PRIVMSG #esoteric :linear-bounded-automaton-complete < 1376542176 101773 :Gracenotes!~person@192.241.203.42 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's guaranteed to repeat a state if it runs for long enough < 1376542799 15524 :Gracenotes!~person@192.241.203.42 PRIVMSG #esoteric :so it is possible to detect if something will halt < 1376545450 861374 :sacje!~sacre@unaffiliated/klet QUIT :Quit: sacje < 1376546363 942675 :augur!~augur@129-2-129-32.wireless.umd.edu QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1376547180 10324 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :“reasonable Turing-complete language, such as Brainfuck” < 1376547561 293372 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no QUIT :Quit: leaving < 1376548538 895905 :augur!~augur@208.58.5.87 JOIN :#esoteric < 1376548644 595530 :augur!~augur@208.58.5.87 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1376548665 889985 :augur!~augur@208.58.5.87 JOIN :#esoteric < 1376549290 853539 :Gracenotes!~person@192.241.203.42 PRIVMSG #esoteric :via Wikipedia: The 1954 edition of the Grove Dictionary of Music and Musicians notoriously dismissed Rachmaninoff's music as "monotonous in texture ... consist[ing] mainly of artificial and gushing tunes" and predicted that his popular success was "not likely to last". To this, Harold C. Schonberg, in his Lives of the Great Composers, responded, "It is one of the most outrageously snobbish and even stupid statements ever to be found in a work that is s < 1376549329 642631 :Gracenotes!~person@192.241.203.42 PRIVMSG #esoteric :that may have gotten its tail cut off. any case. < 1376550645 425763 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :Most popular music consists of artificial and gushing tunes. < 1376550658 77504 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :Rachmaninov was merely pragmatic. < 1376551519 550279 :kallisti!~eris@c-24-99-220-130.hsd1.ga.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1376551519 550383 :kallisti!~eris@c-24-99-220-130.hsd1.ga.comcast.net QUIT :Changing host < 1376551519 550430 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake JOIN :#esoteric < 1376551610 903024 :Gracenotes!~person@192.241.203.42 PRIVMSG #esoteric :what is an artificial tune, anyway < 1376551657 140166 :Gracenotes!~person@192.241.203.42 PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe he wasn't able to take the time to work out a genuine tune because he was Russian < 1376551682 551798 :Gracenotes!~person@192.241.203.42 PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Oh, printing press, how you've ruined puns.) < 1376552027 903626 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn60-339.yok.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :comex: are you trying to ask, in your post, whether there is a function f from turing maching programs to c++ template programs such that |f(w)|/|w| is bounded and w and f(w) are somehow equivalent as programs? (i did not understand any of it, just guessing) < 1376552174 880404 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn60-339.yok.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :"without taking an exponential amount of space to describe the function compared to the normal representation (i.e. you can't just list every possible input,output pair)" < 1376552221 123524 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn60-339.yok.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's the normal representation < 1376552284 8957 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-192-245.as13285.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1376552308 477719 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-192-245.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D :D :D < 1376552321 700004 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D :E :F < 1376552356 355234 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-192-245.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I've got a place at the University of York! < 1376552378 601059 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn60-339.yok.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric ::T :A :N :E :B :I :S :E :C :R :E :T :L :Y :L :O :V :E :Y :O :U < 1376552387 869292 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn60-339.yok.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :what kind of place < 1376552396 668001 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :is that like New York < 1376552412 659607 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-192-245.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf, it's like Old Old New York < 1376552433 921310 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :as far as yorks are concerned, the newer the better imo < 1376552442 668899 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :even the new one is getting kind of old < 1376552473 826402 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: are you going to go studentize there < 1376552476 397273 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-192-245.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1376552489 605196 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-192-245.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I am going to studentize maths and computer science < 1376552497 857925 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh no :'( < 1376552527 638466 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :congrats Taneb < 1376552530 995620 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1376552532 698891 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1376552535 902881 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :also what kmc said < 1376552542 98689 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-192-245.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1376552542 515268 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :congratsneb < 1376552545 645202 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net QUIT :Quit: hello < 1376553415 179413 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol: what is the complexity class of lambda calculus terms where you can only evaluate each term to a depth of 17 (yes this is still C++) < 1376553581 950043 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn60-339.yok.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh is he talking about the recursion limit < 1376553656 990224 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn60-339.yok.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :i did not quite catch the connection between the first and the second paragraph < 1376554288 21528 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake QUIT :Quit: Lost terminal < 1376554344 250319 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-192-245.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :So I for the first time will receive Computer Science education in an official capacity in October < 1376554408 915656 :kallisti!~eris@24.99.220.130 JOIN :#esoteric < 1376554409 186042 :kallisti!~eris@24.99.220.130 QUIT :Changing host < 1376554409 186208 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake JOIN :#esoteric < 1376554716 306790 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn60-339.yok.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :i might not take another math course like _ever_ :( < 1376554750 529768 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-192-245.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oklopol, aren't you like really old like 28 or something < 1376554790 928173 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn60-339.yok.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes i'm i'm 24 < 1376554798 196679 :oklopol!~oklopol@dyn60-339.yok.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :*-i'm < 1376555581 806779 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: Why does oklopol secretly love you? < 1376555597 519202 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-192-245.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :FreeFull, he secretly loves me!? < 1376555616 840750 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :08:39:38 < oklopol> :T :A :N :E :B :I :S :E :C :R :E :T :L :Y :L :O :V :E :Y :O :U < 1376555636 630059 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-192-245.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, it must be a secret < 1376555657 329890 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe because he doesn't reveal other people's secrets. < 1376555679 413260 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not a very big secret when it's posted in the wide open < 1376555734 62764 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-192-245.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :And FreeFull that's just a sequence of silly faces < 1376555812 384805 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :> filter (\x -> x == ':' || x == ' ') ":T :A :N :E :B :I :S :E :C :R :E :T :L :Y :L :O :V :E :Y :O :U" < 1376555813 885627 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2a01:7e00::f03c:91ff:fedf:9fdd PRIVMSG #esoteric : ": : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :" < 1376555824 719934 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :> filter (\x -> x /= ':' || x /= ' ') ":T :A :N :E :B :I :S :E :C :R :E :T :L :Y :L :O :V :E :Y :O :U" < 1376555826 275040 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2a01:7e00::f03c:91ff:fedf:9fdd PRIVMSG #esoteric : ":T :A :N :E :B :I :S :E :C :R :E :T :L :Y :L :O :V :E :Y :O :U" < 1376555835 158282 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :> filter (\x -> x /= ':' && x /= ' ') ":T :A :N :E :B :I :S :E :C :R :E :T :L :Y :L :O :V :E :Y :O :U" < 1376555837 304403 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2a01:7e00::f03c:91ff:fedf:9fdd PRIVMSG #esoteric : "TANEBISECRETLYLOVEYOU" < 1376555844 210770 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-192-245.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :My god < 1376555883 753613 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do you see it now? < 1376555897 52477 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-192-245.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1376555905 204675 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :You must elope with oklopol < 1376555908 200540 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's the only way < 1376555909 313836 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :That decryption function looks kind of contrived. < 1376555926 71545 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :You could make any message appear in that text with a sufficiently complicated decryption function. < 1376555929 221644 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-192-245.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :But he's in the far away land of far away < 1376555945 45358 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-192-245.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :And shachaf raises a very good point < 1376555950 633634 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :> filter (\_ -> "ILOVEMONOIDSTHEYARESOEASY") ":T :A :N :E :B :I :S :E :C :R :E :T :L :Y :L :O :V :E :Y :O :U" < 1376555950 633915 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2a01:7e00::f03c:91ff:fedf:9fdd PRIVMSG #esoteric : Couldn't match expected type `GHC.Types.Bool' < 1376555950 634026 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2a01:7e00::f03c:91ff:fedf:9fdd PRIVMSG #esoteric : with actual type... < 1376555958 829984 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Er. < 1376555960 262263 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :> (\_ -> "ILOVEMONOIDSTHEYARESOEASY") ":T :A :N :E :B :I :S :E :C :R :E :T :L :Y :L :O :V :E :Y :O :U" < 1376555960 644988 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2a01:7e00::f03c:91ff:fedf:9fdd PRIVMSG #esoteric : "ILOVEMONOIDSTHEYARESOEASY" < 1376555978 34515 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-192-245.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'd say that that decryption function is much simpler < 1376556001 910035 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :> map length ["filter (\\x -> x /= ':' && x /= ' ')", "(\\_ -> \"ILOVEMONOIDSTHEYARESOEASY\")"] < 1376556003 683142 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2a01:7e00::f03c:91ff:fedf:9fdd PRIVMSG #esoteric : [35,35] < 1376556067 72224 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, we both have useless spaces < 1376556071 502357 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :Let's get rid of those < 1376556078 870574 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Stop nitpicking. < 1376556093 116533 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, stop pitnicking. < 1376556159 141109 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Anyway I'm not sure what "tane bisec retlyl ovey ou" even means. < 1376556175 259736 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Looks like gibberish to me. < 1376556181 739071 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: Wouldn't you agree? < 1376556182 132082 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-192-245.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf, isn't "ovey" an exclamation associated with the Yiddish community? < 1376556215 680612 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-192-245.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :And "bisec" could be short for "bisection" < 1376556223 481202 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? Taneb < 1376556225 625828 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb is not elliott, no matter who you ask. He also isn't a rabbi although he has pretended in the past. He has at least two backup keyboards. (see also: d-modules) < 1376556228 111499 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not very convincing. < 1376556240 476241 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-192-245.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe it's "tan e" rather than "tane" < 1376556244 225715 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-192-245.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :> tan (exp 1) < 1376556244 950003 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2a01:7e00::f03c:91ff:fedf:9fdd PRIVMSG #esoteric : -0.4505495340698077 < 1376556263 974344 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake QUIT :Quit: Lost terminal < 1376556282 55742 :kallisti!~eris@c-24-99-220-130.hsd1.ga.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1376556282 334487 :kallisti!~eris@c-24-99-220-130.hsd1.ga.comcast.net QUIT :Changing host < 1376556282 334643 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake JOIN :#esoteric < 1376556432 232477 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake QUIT :Client Quit < 1376556543 685959 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: Well, the decoded message is missing its spaces < 1376556568 532004 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :I interpreted it as "TANEB I SECRETLY LOVE YOU" but of course that doesn't mean that's where the spaces actually go < 1376556660 592204 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm, maybe "TANEBISECRETLYLOVEYOU" is one word in one of those languages with long words. < 1376556665 153130 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Like Finnish or Hexhammish. < 1376556705 845966 :kallisti!~eris@c-24-99-220-130.hsd1.ga.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1376556706 165414 :kallisti!~eris@c-24-99-220-130.hsd1.ga.comcast.net QUIT :Changing host < 1376556706 165577 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake JOIN :#esoteric < 1376557112 797555 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :Time for reboot for new kernel for sparta < 1376557153 907082 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover QUIT : < 1376557233 93126 :MindlessDrone!~MindlessD@HSI-KBW-134-3-130-100.hsi14.kabel-badenwuerttemberg.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1376557626 857626 :conehead!~conehead@unaffiliated/conehead QUIT :Quit: Computer has gone to sleep. < 1376558464 750600 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover JOIN :#esoteric < 1376558901 107633 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think 1/2 should be called cotwo < 1376558926 965997 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or rather the multiplicative cotwo < 1376558938 898289 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :To distinguish from -2, which is the additive cotwo < 1376560603 445295 :conehead!~conehead@unaffiliated/conehead JOIN :#esoteric < 1376561159 250134 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-192-245.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? hexham < 1376561160 993003 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hexham es la ciudad mas importante de programación esotérico < 1376561186 622882 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-192-245.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Did you know that Hexham is halfway between York and Edinburgh? < 1376561270 787240 :impomatic!~chatzilla@87.112.0.82 QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1376565195 439396 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-192-245.as13285.net QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1376565279 787683 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 JOIN :#esoteric < 1376565664 376970 :Sgeo!~quassel@ool-ad034ea6.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1376565760 446668 :copumpkin!~textual@unaffiliated/copumpkin QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1376565789 474388 :copumpkin!~textual@unaffiliated/copumpkin JOIN :#esoteric < 1376568637 164650 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.theguardian.com/film/2013/aug/14/john-cleese-attack-british-press < 1376568648 13284 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i love that headline < 1376568712 556594 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it makes it sound like john cleese's troops are battering down the gates of the daily mail < 1376569032 68589 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-71-167.catv.broadband.hu JOIN :#esoteric < 1376569252 76646 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-71-167.catv.broadband.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :hello < 1376569396 418140 :copumpkin!~textual@unaffiliated/copumpkin QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1376569425 426234 :copumpkin!~textual@unaffiliated/copumpkin JOIN :#esoteric < 1376571352 877992 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1376571669 120559 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net QUIT :Quit: Poulet! < 1376571975 529456 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1376571979 313239 :metasepia!~metasepia@2607:fad8:4:6:f2de:f1ff:fe6c:6765 JOIN :#esoteric < 1376572174 578253 :carado!~user4539@2a01:e35:8b61:e430:6ef0:49ff:fe73:1fd0 JOIN :#esoteric < 1376572185 451310 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :caradhello. < 1376572371 284361 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :my fingers tend to accumulate random ink stains from unknown sources. I fear I'm a sleep-writer... < 1376572465 444016 :carado!~user4539@2a01:e35:8b61:e430:6ef0:49ff:fe73:1fd0 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi o/ < 1376572529 525914 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I calculated the probability of rolling d4,d6,d8,d10,d12,d20 and all coming up the same number (which will have to be 1 to 4). At least, I think I did; maybe I made a mistake. < 1376572548 401396 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :> 6*8*10*12*20 < 1376572549 471662 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2a01:7e00::f03c:91ff:fedf:9fdd PRIVMSG #esoteric : 115200 < 1376572686 502395 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: What do you sleep-write? < 1376572736 487476 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: no idea. haven't found my Nebulous Nocturnal Notepad yet. probably some weird stuff à la Ulysses. < 1376572755 520119 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :do you know of a cheap IR camera that I could rig to my box? < 1376572822 100131 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, I don't know about that. < 1376572854 293052 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :something USB, or better wireless. then I could film mys... oh... very, very bad idea. < 1376572877 842032 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, Wii remotes have a IR camera although they can only track positions and not transmit a picture. < 1376572891 994855 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm sure I'm going to end up dead after a few weeks, like in Paranormal Activity. < 1376572916 327518 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: Then you must try to write a report of it. Unfortunely it is difficult if you are dead. < 1376572932 283228 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :“better random moonlit modern musings than being stalked by an invisible demon”, says my mom. < 1376572944 674563 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I suppose so. < 1376572948 680785 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :or, I wonder if I could xkcdise it and sleep with a keyboard. < 1376572968 540649 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :You could try. I don't know how well it would work. < 1376573078 145268 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have a bluetooth keyboard. I'll keep you informed. < 1376573090 501950 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :OK. Does it have enough battery power? < 1376573118 813647 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Perhaps disable the functions keys and so on for that kind of experiment. < 1376573232 539367 :nooodl!~nooodl@234.119-242-81.adsl-dyn.isp.belgacom.be JOIN :#esoteric < 1376573249 960654 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :it was hong kongly bought, and of good battery quality. < 1376573286 889813 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :OK, if the battery is good, then that will work. < 1376573334 779765 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :If you ever type anything about Uselessness RPG 1, tell me we can add it into that wiki! (regardless whether you sleep or wake up while typing it) < 1376573563 921036 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I seem to have misplaced the link to your RPG. care to provide it to me again? < 1376573706 76462 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oops... < 1376573711 594649 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, here it is: http://hackiki.org/wiki/uselessness_rpg_1,,main < 1376573854 80444 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :~duck yuggo < 1376573854 348464 :metasepia!~metasepia@2607:fad8:4:6:f2de:f1ff:fe6c:6765 PRIVMSG #esoteric :--- No relevant information < 1376573898 216150 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yuggo is a currency from CthulhuMUD. Zorkmid is a currency from Zork, and also used in some chess variants. Yen is Japanese currency. < 1376573926 743200 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Have you seen such chess variants?) < 1376573963 160900 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I knew about nethack and zorkmids, but chess variants? < 1376573980 703983 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :yen is yen is yen. it goes with calpis and pocari sweat and ramune. < 1376574032 837192 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, even in some chess variants, mention zorkmids. That isn't important for the purpose of this game, though; I just used three currencies found elsewhere, and since exchange rates vary they don't even need to be matching anything else. < 1376574189 701878 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :the log in as a google account is a little bit buggy, but seems to work. there's a PHP error when you click on the google link, then it says “You are logged in as https://www.google.com/accounts/o8/id?id=[RANDOM STUFF]”. < 1376574234 540767 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: Tell Gregor; that isn't my problem. < 1376574252 891675 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :It is either Gregor or Google who has done something wrong; probably Google. < 1376574259 846631 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: what I zzo38ly said ↑ < 1376574449 357768 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Specifically, yuggo was the currency used in most shops and vending machines in Pluto I have seen in that game; the exceptions are the bank and Dr.Tkikt which you must both pay for services in copper coins instead; the bank will exchange them automatically though so it doesn't matter. Most of things I have seen about zorkmid are about chess variants, in fact!!) < 1376574487 740806 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Many games might have the different currency being copper, silver, gold; I want to make the game different, so instead I have yen, yuggo, zorkmid. Maybe "yen" might be changed just because it starts with "y".) < 1376574518 478626 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :(It is true; if I change it, that is the only reason.) < 1376574526 201147 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :about that y point, I added an annotation. < 1376574548 150012 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(my wiki editing skills are poor, so the format may not be standard compliant, fsvo standard) < 1376574551 919087 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :OK, let me see < 1376574589 974151 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: do you have any y points? < 1376574590 238646 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: will you and hurried here. gogah... make... .....don't ever make marlene... < 1376574758 35239 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: Good point; I won't use this in Z-machine though (another problem is the way Unicode deals with font width) < 1376575138 496724 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :'tis sad. gargoyle seems to have stopped development. < 1376575159 220260 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: What is that? < 1376575178 80452 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://ccxvii.net/gargoyle/ < 1376575221 537059 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I remember losing a few hours of my life trying to find a lost pig. < 1376575234 836381 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :O, I have seen that < 1376575255 574343 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :There are many Z-machine interpreters, but most of them seem very defective. < 1376575332 545626 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have written two Z-machine programs, and I have tested many interpreters; only Aimfiz and Infocom's interpreter run them correctly. < 1376575431 84493 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :A version of Gargoyle based on Aimfiz instead of Frotz might work. < 1376575821 85075 :nooodl!~nooodl@234.119-242-81.adsl-dyn.isp.belgacom.be QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1376576166 146841 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :meanwhile, I am beginning to grasp the details of OpenERP. I am scared. < 1376576394 662636 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-49-17.eastlink.ca QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1376577364 957920 :nooodl!~nooodl@234.119-242-81.adsl-dyn.isp.belgacom.be JOIN :#esoteric < 1376577845 401756 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1376578220 486489 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net QUIT :Quit: Koen_ < 1376579270 916634 :augur!~augur@208.58.5.87 QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1376579630 403374 :SirCmpwn!~SirCmpwn@unaffiliated/sircmpwn QUIT :Read error: No route to host < 1376579782 646562 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: AIUI, a lot of the regular cheapo webcams register a reasonable amount of IR, so you could pick one of those and then you'd just need some IR illumination. < 1376579951 501153 :SirCmpwn!~SirCmpwn@unaffiliated/sircmpwn JOIN :#esoteric < 1376580536 510673 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :They make infrared look pink though < 1376580937 82894 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think that's okay if you just want to see where you keep your hidden night-journal. < 1376582322 201214 :tswett!~tswett@ec2-23-23-86-149.compute-1.amazonaws.com QUIT :Changing host < 1376582322 460629 :tswett!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett JOIN :#esoteric < 1376582743 665262 :iamfishhead!~jgoldste@192.147.44.15 JOIN :#esoteric < 1376583584 281748 :kallisti!~eris@wikipedia/The-Prophet-Wizard-of-the-Crayon-Cake QUIT :Quit: Lost terminal < 1376583985 10036 :conehead!~conehead@unaffiliated/conehead QUIT :Quit: Computer has gone to sleep. < 1376584060 714110 :conehead!~conehead@unaffiliated/conehead JOIN :#esoteric < 1376584089 61187 :conehead!~conehead@unaffiliated/conehead QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1376584723 448212 :conehead!~conehead@unaffiliated/conehead JOIN :#esoteric < 1376585347 935501 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1376585461 903979 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mhm. How come dark grey is entirely black in a screen session in PuTTY? < 1376585500 4259 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, there's a "indicate bolded text by..." setting. < 1376585523 338697 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Managed to somehow miss that every time. < 1376585668 882896 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmp. In VirtualBox the raw disk access stuff worked not at all; in VMware Player, I get a few dozen "The operation on file "\\.\PhysicalDrive3" failed." messages at boot time and when anything sufficiently special happens, but if I just keep saying "continue" everything works. < 1376585795 638430 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Except for a lot of errors in dmesg.) < 1376585811 570869 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :"failed command: WRITE DMA". < 1376585828 496162 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe if I configured it to use something different. < 1376586612 160694 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :I told VMware to use it in the "individual partitions" mode, and it just broke down. < 1376586638 273782 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now it just shows the main menu dialog, and trying to close it gives a "The virtual machine is busy." error. < 1376586983 377817 :yorick!~yorick@oftn/member/yorick JOIN :#esoteric < 1376587078 248856 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe it has issues with partitions larger than 2T, because the individual-partitions select-o-tron just says "2 TB" as the capacity. < 1376587764 553300 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: back from lunch. I'll IRise myself in a non horror movie manner. < 1376587794 448961 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :My lunch is sausages < 1376587801 128414 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :Cheese and brocoli sausages < 1376587811 347926 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :"You learn something every day" < 1376587824 256101 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-203-32.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: do you eat cheese and broccoli? < 1376587824 506962 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :olsner: better send that soldier something. < 1376587866 466601 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :my lunch was a large all-dressed phở. < 1376587882 588140 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Roujo: "you're talking like fizzie." < 1376587917 734830 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :Am I now? < 1376587918 837580 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :The weirdest. The front headphone jack is noisy in Windows only. And not all the time, just occasionally. < 1376587929 958186 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess it could be some interference from the GPU or something. < 1376588055 733009 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :Interference, defense, number 99, first down < 1376588185 512097 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :on one hand, I am reading an article about fermented shrimp paste, otoh Roujo is doing eldritch incantations, and on the not quite fourth hand I'm utterly puzzled. < 1376588208 669379 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :The Otter puzzle is pretty damn ahrd < 1376588211 836879 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, ahrd < 1376588217 527819 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's like hard-mode hard < 1376588229 220708 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also, I can't spell < 1376588248 715638 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Roujo: you're francophone like me. of course you can't spell. :p < 1376588286 275271 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :I can spell < 1376588290 453730 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just, not actual spells < 1376588293 118744 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just words < 1376588663 515043 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: your opinion on words? < 1376588663 799284 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: cloud... don't... the planet? ho ho hoooo. good luck. please let me. my journey ends here. the two of you. < 1376588685 86344 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :«ho ho hoooo. good luck.» properly ominous, imho. < 1376588704 217187 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: What's this about your journey ending? < 1376588704 459797 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: but what are you? you keep wandering around... < 1376588704 459880 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :`theme < 1376588707 761663 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: theme: not found < 1376588712 739417 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oops < 1376588714 152281 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Roujo: Wrong prefix *and* command. :p < 1376588717 185068 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :^style < 1376588717 425357 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Available: agora alice c64 ct darwin discworld enron europarl ff7* fisher fungot homestuck ic irc iwcs jargon lovecraft nethack pa qwantz sms speeches ss wp youtube < 1376588717 847601 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :WELL CRAP < 1376588724 737728 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :^currentstule < 1376588727 35317 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :^currentstyle < 1376588735 221732 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :^style style < 1376588735 454039 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not found. < 1376588739 617540 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's indicated by that *. < 1376588742 37913 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :OH < 1376588744 123656 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :There we go < 1376588745 403662 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :Thanks < 1376588763 961299 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION looks at Roujo and offers him a fungot manual, 4th edition
< 1376588764 209493 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: aerith......? i just can't seem to lose weight. hmm, aerith. long time. < 1376588777 426093 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :We're on 4th already? < 1376588779 713223 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :Look at the time! < 1376588819 368690 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :manuals always have a ludicrous edition number, in the Grand Conspiracy of Taking Students' Money for Stupid Reasons. < 1376588831 514238 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/in/according to/ < 1376588893 870816 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: What's new in the 4th edition? < 1376588894 106542 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: unfortunately, this trip was expensive. and a man. he was a vibrant woman. hadn't changed at all. but, if you're thinkin' you yet! < 1376588903 216989 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Okay. < 1376588959 155498 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :“...expensive” “hadn't changed at all” < 1376588988 25419 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :I pretty much only got "he was a vibrant woman" < 1376589085 895783 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-203-32.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: but did you have *fun* on your trip? < 1376589086 142097 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :olsner: putting you on my back till the end of this gym! < 1376589185 750522 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: saying sweet lines since whenever he started doing it < 1376589185 984697 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Roujo: looks like you've seen this already......? so why's it impossible for us to live here i'd change things around ' n' me sober. < 1376589195 528983 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: do tell < 1376589195 769566 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Roujo: is that man over there! < 1376589202 83500 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, that's he < 1376589207 45158 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: What about him? < 1376589207 333126 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Roujo: then, is now...... must've been a while back, don't make me laugh.... < 1376589221 934466 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: I'd rather not. You remember what happened last time, right? < 1376589222 180566 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Roujo: it'll be all right, with my life. < 1376589243 986038 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: That's something nice to have, that certainty. I wish I could say the same. < 1376589279 370700 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungo: Are you still there? < 1376589281 424192 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1376589288 181526 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :OH WELL < 1376589302 454716 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-192-245.as13285.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1376589314 786372 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: are you snubbing Roujo? < 1376589315 10954 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: hey! hey, that's fine. < 1376589323 388933 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well crap < 1376589332 987011 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :`relcome denial < 1376589336 113194 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​07denial: 07Welc04ome to the i02n05te09rnational h07ub 03fo06r e03sote12ric pr08ogramming l09ang11uage design and deployment! 03For mo08re04 i13nforma05tion, 05check out our wiki: http://es13o06la10ngs.org/wi05ki09/Main12_10Page. 06(For th09e other kind of esoter08ica, tr10y #esote06ri08c on05 irc.dal.net.) < 1376589341 160830 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Roujo: not the first time a meatbag receives abuse from a bot :p < 1376589360 435986 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :Probably not the last, either < 1376589363 488116 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quote never saw < 1376589364 44478 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wish I was a chatbot < 1376589364 972944 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :952) * fungot has joined #esoteric woohoo! the one and only fungot is back! boily: damn your mother! ok. never saw that one coming. < 1376589376 639252 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :Imagine the possibilities < 1376589381 34446 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :I could beat the Turing test < 1376589383 989073 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, I think I could < 1376589388 473980 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :I never really tried < 1376589397 937418 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :you could auto-meta-turing yourself. < 1376589408 902220 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(meanwhile, that thing exists: https://github.com/rvantonder/pentaquine) < 1376589479 177022 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wooo, star < 1376589617 739215 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :random question of the day: anybody here who has a urbanspoon account? < 1376589689 228089 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :I stay away from city utensils, twvm < 1376589691 746028 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :tyvm < 1376589693 215292 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :Anyway < 1376589697 528023 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :I stay away from 'em < 1376589698 701949 :Roujo!~Roujo@unaffiliated/roujo PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why? < 1376589823 733561 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm on a quest to visit all the vietnamese restaurants on the island, and I was wondering what defines a good phở around the world. < 1376589847 644732 :sacje!~sacre@unaffiliated/klet JOIN :#esoteric < 1376589854 905114 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :good idea < 1376589982 372577 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :so far, 24% of my logged restaurants offer vietnamese cuisine, and I've been to 83 in Montréal, 10 in Québec and 4 in Ottawa. < 1376590814 899637 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1376590833 691227 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 JOIN :#esoteric < 1376591140 423556 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1376591265 795696 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-192-245.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh dear < 1376591274 121198 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-192-245.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm doing unusually well in this run of Brogue < 1376591281 38464 :yorick!~yorick@oftn/member/yorick QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1376591350 421538 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: roguespeed to you! < 1376591369 941807 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-192-245.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I've got an ally naga, ogre, and imp < 1376591389 691316 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-192-245.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Okay, I've lost the imp < 1376591471 694953 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 JOIN :#esoteric < 1376591478 523917 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-192-245.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :And I'm on floor 20 < 1376591487 636152 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :how many floors in brogue? < 1376591514 890209 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :the amulet is on floor 26 < 1376591523 534090 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :but i think it goes down to 100 if you really want to < 1376591542 173343 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :it definitely goes deeper than 26 < 1376591555 222045 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-192-245.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I thought it only went to 52? < 1376591555 448871 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :and you can collect "lumenstones" for bonus score < 1376591560 250446 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh maybe it goes to 52 < 1376591564 566175 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm bad with remembering numbers < 1376591636 16019 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :...apparently it goes to 40?? < 1376591647 686136 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :#define AMULET_LEVEL 26 // how deep before the amulet appears < 1376591650 542869 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :#define DEEPEST_LEVEL 40 // how deep the universe goes < 1376591652 28461 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-192-245.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :And I died < 1376591686 82653 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: are you a phở fiend < 1376591748 572189 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: darn. < 1376591781 859103 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-192-245.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Killed by a cloud of caustic gas on level 21 < 1376591785 735106 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :mnoqy: I think it changed < 1376591801 643940 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: i just quoted the source < 1376591811 192049 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :I know < 1376591811 503782 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: I am the vietnamese restaurant reference among my colleagues, friends and family. I peruse blogs and my instincts to seek the perfect montrealese phở. < 1376591839 419631 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :is montréal known for its phở? < 1376591848 177194 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :from the changelog: The deepest dungeon depth is now 40 instead of 100, and it contains a reward for players skillful and insane enough to reach it. < 1376591872 411269 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION contemplates setting up his Compose key to type tiếng Việt diacritics
< 1376591933 697924 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: probably. there are many, many places all over the city that serve it. < 1376591976 988082 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :my compose key was remapped to 半角／全角, and I just tweaked xmodmap to get everything defined by X on my dead keys. < 1376592121 34677 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :TIL: a fully stocked bookshelf is kind of heavy. < 1376592198 610917 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-203-32.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :did it fall on you? I hear that can kill people < 1376592343 68686 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-203-32.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :(I hope it didn't kill you!) < 1376592385 380799 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh right. my compose is ひらがな／カタカナ. < 1376592414 563314 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: http://pastebin.ca/2432345 < 1376592434 365094 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :do you type a lot of japanese boily? < 1376592440 56550 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I need to figure out how to anchor my bookshelves to the wall < 1376592443 853541 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :earthquake zone, y'know < 1376592456 747509 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: yes. I have UIM bound to Ctrl-Space. < 1376592464 240889 :Gregor!dlopen@64.62.173.65 TOPIC #esoteric :Existentially unforgiveable under adaptive chosen-message attacks | 22nd IOCCC is open: http://ioccc.org/2013/rules.txt | jsvine is doing an esolang survey! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1OvEsdBioOFcXFAiscO34kctUWKs3dWQs5-ZouXdwy9Q/viewform | http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric < 1376592505 111357 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I firmly believe the /topic makes sense in some parallel universe. < 1376592588 881979 :AnotherTest!~AnotherTe@94-224-28-191.access.telenet.be JOIN :#esoteric < 1376593404 301931 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-203-32.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: now that's just absurd < 1376593426 570278 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-203-32.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe it makes sense in the orthogonal universe(s) < 1376593477 844978 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :olsner: my belief are reasonable, up to iso-absurdity. < 1376593482 241539 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/f/ves/ < 1376593605 105228 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :only in computer programming you can exclaim “It works! I get the correct error!” and be proud of your work. < 1376593616 941249 :Bike!~Glossina@wl-nat100.it.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :what about approximation theory < 1376593685 442428 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :~duck approximation theory < 1376593685 853762 :metasepia!~metasepia@2607:fad8:4:6:f2de:f1ff:fe6c:6765 PRIVMSG #esoteric :In mathematics, approximation theory is concerned with how functions can best be approximated with simpler functions, and with quantitatively characterizing the errors introduced thereby. < 1376593709 951756 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh. right. < 1376593723 251222 :Bike!~Glossina@wl-nat100.it.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :or statistics < 1376593725 804792 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, I guess I was close enough, and within an acceptable error margin. < 1376593747 121348 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: I deny the existence of statistics, based on personal experience. < 1376593751 789962 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-203-32.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :for e.g. compilers, getting the right error is a really important part of what it does < 1376593804 136971 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :there's this complete memory blank in my head when I try to recall my statistics classes. I think it was caused by a nerve gas deployed by the dean to keep us students in track and coöperative. < 1376593863 493201 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-203-32.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :hint: a more efficient way to not remember statistics is to not learn it in the first place < 1376593954 466881 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :rustc has 753 "this should fail to compile with error X" test cases < 1376593979 14663 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-203-32.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :that sounds quite few < 1376593990 622606 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :patches welcome < 1376594012 208762 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-203-32.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah, I read the rust tutorial yesterday, maybe I should start patching the compiler now < 1376594044 91328 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's about how it goes yeah < 1376594309 103073 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :olsner: No, I just needed to move it move it, in order to add a cable to the thing-where-cables-go-in. < 1376594337 204175 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :It just plain didn't "budge", though, before first emptying half of the books. < 1376594385 208406 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? thing-where-cables-go-in < 1376594386 746181 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :thing-where-cables-go-in? ¯\(°_o)/¯ < 1376594386 996335 :myndzi!myndzi@2600:3c00::f03c:91ff:fedf:3d4e PRIVMSG #esoteric :69                               | < 1376594387 274818 :myndzi!myndzi@2600:3c00::f03c:91ff:fedf:3d4e PRIVMSG #esoteric :69                             o/`¯º < 1376594435 402650 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-203-32.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: those things are commonplace in pre-wireless ("troglodyte") environments < 1376594457 445151 :AnotherTest!~AnotherTe@94-224-28-191.access.telenet.be QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1376594504 604423 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :olsner: my apartment is double-trogloditty, then. I have two powerbars, each with a mess of cables, and various electronic apparatuses, each with their own messes. < 1376594553 369417 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, two and a half. there's an extension cord in my kitchen because I lack well-placed outlets, and have none in my bathroom. < 1376594576 980383 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION recalls the weeks I had to shave without a mirror... it was a life experience
< 1376594693 716270 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Personally I think I'd rather go with the cable than with some sort of wifi audio streaming apparatus, those things are always so stupef. < 1376594738 223797 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :all my audio is cabled, with a shiny amp and two mysterious wooden boxes inherited from my dad. < 1376594838 139965 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heh, that's very similar. I have a karman/hard-on (or w/e) amp and two "Jamo Power 130S"es that date probably to the 1970s, inherited from my father. < 1376594886 160619 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-203-32.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm... if the wifi router is connected by cable, does that make the so-called "wireless" non-wireless? < 1376594913 949628 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://images3.okr.ro/auctions.v3/700_700/2011/11/22/1/4/66480192997240637290843-5658522-700_700.jpg something very much like these. < 1376594923 3004 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :(I don't know the difference between the 130T and the 130S.) < 1376594939 209796 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Well, I mean, in more detail than "the last letter".) < 1376594940 135688 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: cambridge audio wired to JCLes from the '70s. < 1376594955 891499 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, shiny! < 1376594958 32790 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-203-32.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :what are those hanging white flanges in the upper left for? < 1376594970 735186 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :olsner: Ask an audio engineer, I think. < 1376595001 936121 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: The fabric-y cover in ours is much more cat-demolished than what's in the picture, however. < 1376595070 2850 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah, cats and music... the eternal war and grievances. < 1376595138 395954 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: I'm on a http://www.cambridgeaudio.com/media/351a-front-black-1353684537.jpg or very similar, http://www.gallagher.com/photos/stereo/jbl_3.jpg still very similar. < 1376595204 757798 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: Well, for completeness... http://www.avx.hu/forum/uploads/monthly_12_2011/post-2852-080826500%201324539191.jpg a bit less shiny. < 1376595232 253045 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :(I don't use any of the video or surroundy features of it.) < 1376595275 983105 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-192-245.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :You know what I find weird? < 1376595297 220628 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-203-32.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: nope < 1376595313 394595 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-192-245.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Something about Daft Punk sounding French even with the voice modulation and whatnot < 1376595354 705442 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-203-32.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :I suspect that's something you imagine based on knowing that they are french < 1376595359 163265 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: I find karman/hardons' form factor a little too big, imo. < 1376595379 633568 :nooodl!~nooodl@234.119-242-81.adsl-dyn.isp.belgacom.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :french accents are pretty noticable < 1376595388 572882 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooodl: you don't say. < 1376595406 488174 :Bike!~Glossina@wl-nat100.it.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :doesn't the new album have a monologue by a french guitarist. or maybe he's spanish. help i don't know anything < 1376595444 43681 :nooodl!~nooodl@234.119-242-81.adsl-dyn.isp.belgacom.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :(listens to an interview) yeah they sound very french here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaPil2JlXhU hth < 1376595470 416476 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: do you mean Giorgio Moroder? he's a disco guy. maybe he plays guitar too?? < 1376595483 819938 :Bike!~Glossina@wl-nat100.it.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah that one < 1376595488 96441 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :(I haven't heard the album) < 1376595491 424684 :Bike!~Glossina@wl-nat100.it.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :i thought the monologue was about guitarism < 1376595509 955998 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-203-32.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :the moroder is not one of the daft punk guys though? < 1376595510 375121 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :(one of the three people in the universe who thought Human After All was pretty good though) < 1376595797 460192 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :across universes, the median number of people who appreciate Human After All to its full extent is 4⅝. < 1376595875 278237 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-192-245.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, even if it just me, it's still a bit weird < 1376596021 276013 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-203-32.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :I find that singing masks most of people's accents, and even swedish artists can sound english when singing < 1376596303 608301 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? phở < 1376596305 13736 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :phở? ¯\(°_o)/¯ < 1376596305 365442 :myndzi!myndzi@2600:3c00::f03c:91ff:fedf:3d4e PRIVMSG #esoteric :69          | < 1376596305 626882 :myndzi!myndzi@2600:3c00::f03c:91ff:fedf:3d4e PRIVMSG #esoteric :69        º¯`\o < 1376596342 924929 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`learn phở là một món ăn truyền thống của Việt Nam, cũng có thể xem là một trong những món ăn đặc trưng nhất cho ẩm thực Việt Nam. < 1376596346 845747 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :I knew that. < 1376596376 231524 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-203-32.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? pho < 1376596377 876465 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :pho? ¯\(°_o)/¯ < 1376596378 244746 :myndzi!myndzi@2600:3c00::f03c:91ff:fedf:3d4e PRIVMSG #esoteric :69          | < 1376596378 445214 :myndzi!myndzi@2600:3c00::f03c:91ff:fedf:3d4e PRIVMSG #esoteric :69        º¯`\o < 1376596578 426449 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :~duck phở < 1376596578 668294 :metasepia!~metasepia@2607:fad8:4:6:f2de:f1ff:fe6c:6765 PRIVMSG #esoteric :--- No relevant information < 1376596669 765805 :tswett!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm. So earlier, I may have said that in a linear type system, every monad is (essentially) equivalent to a state monad. < 1376596679 513440 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-203-32.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: is pho made from ~duck? < 1376596722 780298 :tswett!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :Turns out, though, that a linear type system doesn't appear to support the list monad, at least not by the obvious meaning of the word "monad". < 1376596727 805238 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :olsner: the regular version is phở bò (beef), but you can also get gà (chicken). < 1376596747 445564 :tswett!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :Like, you can't have [Int] -> (Int -> [Char]) -> [Char], because you could have any number of Ints, and yet the second argument must be called exactly once. < 1376596808 861023 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :olsner: there is also a duck soup called bún măng vịt. < 1376597000 28405 :carado!~user4539@2a01:e35:8b61:e430:6ef0:49ff:fe73:1fd0 QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1376597041 918797 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :The Kids' Guide to the Internet http://youtu.be/A81IwlDeV6c < 1376597094 17769 :carado!~user4539@2a01:e35:8b61:e430:6ef0:49ff:fe73:1fd0 JOIN :#esoteric < 1376597123 989788 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ion: oh the fungotity... < 1376597124 190478 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: meteor is coming, and then that's okay. we'll see if you don't even have any money. < 1376597145 176060 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Roujo: est-ce que tu connais le Douteux? http://douteux.org/ < 1376597146 981026 :tswett!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :How threatening. It's like... < 1376597184 318967 :tswett!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :You owe us a bunch of money. There's a meteor coming and it's going to kill you, but we don't care. In fact, after it kills you we're going to go over to your house and see what money's in it. < 1376597377 71623 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: It is kind of bulky, that's for sure. And it's mostly empty space. < 1376597676 421092 :^v!Pixel@c-71-238-152-180.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1376597685 390184 :^v!Pixel@c-71-238-152-180.hsd1.mi.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"3 < 1376597788 253232 :^v!Pixel@c-71-238-152-180.hsd1.mi.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :good obscure language to compile into lua? < 1376597788 808646 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`relcome ^v < 1376597791 135662 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​09^v: Welcome to the03 international hub for 06esot11er10i02c11 p07rogrammi14ng language de10sign 08an03d d14eploy08m04ent! For 13more 07info12rmation09, che11ck out our wiki: http:08//esolang04s.org/wik08i/Main_Page.12 (04For the 11other kind of eso05terica, 05try #06e08soteric 05on irc14.13dal.ne04t.)07 < 1376597792 500978 :MindlessDrone!~MindlessD@HSI-KBW-134-3-130-100.hsi14.kabel-badenwuerttemberg.de QUIT :Quit: MindlessDrone < 1376597867 539915 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :^v: there is http://esolangs.org/wiki/EsoInterpreters. no lua in it, but it's an interesting starting point. < 1376597939 125533 :^v!Pixel@c-71-238-152-180.hsd1.mi.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :o_o < 1376597992 9176 :^v!Pixel@c-71-238-152-180.hsd1.mi.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i remember what i was trying to do a couple years ago < 1376598002 466430 :^v!Pixel@c-71-238-152-180.hsd1.mi.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i was making a BF inturpreter in logisim < 1376598019 621261 :tswett!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :"checking whether strstr works in linear time... no" < 1376598025 425117 :tswett!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wow, autoconf can determine asymptotic complexity. < 1376598074 348015 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://sourceware.org/bugzilla/show_bug.cgi?id=5514 huh, wow < 1376598248 430193 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :tswett: I assume it uses KLEE < 1376598258 750290 :^v!Pixel@c-71-238-152-180.hsd1.mi.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh wow < 1376598266 940271 :^v!Pixel@c-71-238-152-180.hsd1.mi.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :freenode actually crashed my http server < 1376598273 374634 :^v!Pixel@c-71-238-152-180.hsd1.mi.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :c_c < 1376598324 172228 :tswett!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'd think it would just try a bunch of them and see how linear the result is. < 1376598325 696513 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: KLEE? < 1376598340 688738 :tswett!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KLEE hth < 1376598369 728842 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :~duck KLEE < 1376598369 929157 :metasepia!~metasepia@2607:fad8:4:6:f2de:f1ff:fe6c:6765 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Swiss artist who combined his expert use of line and color and his theories of abstract art to produce works of whimsy and innocence. < 1376598383 600834 :tswett!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also: 5 + 1 = 2 * 3 and 5 * 1 = 2 + 3. < 1376598471 218107 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :tswett: Make a version of strstr that detects whether it's being given worst-case input. < 1376598513 589483 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachello. < 1376598555 331473 :Nisstyre-laptop!~yours@oftn/member/Nisstyre JOIN :#esoteric < 1376598558 652693 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :yoily < 1376598573 400263 :tswett!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :The naive linear algorithm, which doesn't work, is to step through the haystack, and keep a counter of the number of characters of the needle that have matched. If you encounter a mismatch, reset it to zero. < 1376598671 816875 :tswett!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :The naive way of fixing that, which makes the algorithm quadratic, is to keep multiple counters, one for each possible starting point of the match. < 1376598695 867989 :^v!Pixel@c-71-238-152-180.hsd1.mi.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i sould make a esoteric language, where you will have to brute force CRC in order to compile it < 1376598720 989403 :tswett!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think the worst case for that algorithm may be finding e.g. "aaaa" in "aaaaaaaa". < 1376598786 109478 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :^v: à la Malbolge :D < 1376598801 40084 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :tswett: or, as a colombian would say, AAAAAAAAAAA. < 1376598802 251084 :tswett!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :Malbolge is pretty easy to... well, interpret, isn't it? < 1376598819 938682 :^v!Pixel@c-71-238-152-180.hsd1.mi.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :yea like malboge < 1376598907 948404 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :we should poisson the hispanophones that randomly join this channel in order to predict when will the next one appear. < 1376598998 697669 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-192-245.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Reading the t's and c's for student loads... < 1376599232 995130 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :loans? < 1376599265 907923 :tswett!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :I want to try to think of another Turing tarpit... < 1376599295 310736 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-192-245.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, loads < 1376599299 735409 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's a loads < 1376599316 329250 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-192-245.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's how much luggage I'll be able to carry as a student < 1376599323 442722 :tswett!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :How about this. Memory consists of a bunch of 32-bit words. The instruction pointer points to a pair of words. < 1376599368 23967 :tswett!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :Then, lemme see. < 1376599389 334956 :^v!Pixel@c-71-238-152-180.hsd1.mi.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm < 1376599398 771404 :^v!Pixel@c-71-238-152-180.hsd1.mi.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :sould i use FCS32 instead of CRC32? < 1376599402 648187 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-192-245.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc, yes, I did mean loans < 1376599410 223620 :^v!Pixel@c-71-238-152-180.hsd1.mi.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :CRC is too easy to crack < 1376599463 305572 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-203-32.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :tswett: so far this is sounding pretty normal < 1376599488 819852 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: going to university? < 1376599490 752201 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-192-245.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah < 1376599493 429873 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-192-245.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why is life this scary < 1376599497 629059 :tswett!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :Each execution step consists of multiplying the two words together, setting the second word to the result, and moving right if the result was greater than 991197253, and left otherwise. < 1376599508 616387 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :tswett: this sounds like a segment/address pair on an x86 architecture... < 1376599517 659566 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :or, as you said, probably not. < 1376599521 952365 :Nisstyre-laptop!~yours@oftn/member/Nisstyre NICK :Nisstyre < 1376599631 142068 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: disproportionate retaliation from former students who had to endure a little bit less scariness than what you're going to suffer, culminating in an intergenerational serial escalation of standardised, civilised terror. < 1376599700 171092 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-192-245.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's all "If you're Welsh and applying before September 2012... If you're Welsh and applying after September 2012... If you are studying a part-time course..." aaah < 1376599828 480769 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-192-245.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"You will need to give employers either a P45 form or a P46 form." < 1376599832 923719 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-203-32.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :what happens if you're welsh and apply during september 2012? < 1376599854 370947 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :raise WelshPointerException(); < 1376599859 239296 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-203-32.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :("Become welsh and find out!") < 1376599928 791409 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-192-245.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :The UK is a weird country < 1376599946 174690 :^v!Pixel@c-71-238-152-180.hsd1.mi.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :UK isnt a country .-. < 1376599956 312575 :Bike!~Glossina@wl-nat100.it.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :your mom isn't a country < 1376600017 771619 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :if google translate is right, it may be a EithriadPwyntyddNull(). I'll have that in my code next time I have to do java. < 1376600141 4711 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-203-32.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :is the ll in null pronounced the welsh way there? < 1376600171 201659 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION tries it out... «nuthllhthhhh»
< 1376600333 705109 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-203-32.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :think nutlh in Klingon < 1376600373 49312 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION frowns and shouts «nuTLH!!!»
< 1376600546 567952 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-203-32.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :perhaps you could use nullity = dirymedd instead: EithriadPwyntyddDirymedd() < 1376600642 246662 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ooooh, much better! < 1376600754 842270 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-203-32.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :the word "pwyntydd" feels very welsh, filled with welshness < 1376600873 34438 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :^v, yes it... is < 1376600886 564310 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :you're confusing it with great britain or something < 1376600901 113268 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://qntm.org/uk < 1376600915 403414 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb, ooh, are you wrangling with university interfaces < 1376600937 325579 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-192-245.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm wrangling with some part of the government, I belive < 1376600940 775249 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-192-245.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :*believe < 1376600942 715311 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-192-245.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not sure which < 1376600956 368557 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :(currently i'm trying to apply for student funding for the next year only to be informed that the service is broken) < 1376600979 967113 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: the UK is a sovereign state but not a country I think? < 1376600988 825595 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Scotland, England and Wales are the countries < 1376601011 282246 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh christ, i forgot about that stuff < 1376601012 685013 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: good luck. I had to fill out a government form this summer where I was repeatedly asked if I'm a fisherman. < 1376601021 646985 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-192-245.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Are you? < 1376601028 605931 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :absolutely not. < 1376601031 70757 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: wikipedia calls it a country a little bit < 1376601047 654137 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-192-245.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :The countriness of the United Kingdom is part of its weirdness < 1376601051 136963 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: I'm an IT professional. < 1376601052 41903 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :previously when i was filling out the form it was demanding my parents' income despite the fact that i'd already clearly exempted myself from the means-tested stuff < 1376601061 294127 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-192-245.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily, are you a phisherman? < 1376601095 609068 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: never phished nobody. I prefer more subtly direct ways of extracting valuable information from people, like with the The Question. < 1376601116 204180 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-192-245.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Did you know that Hexham is precisely half-way between Edinburgh and York < 1376601120 444000 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-192-245.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think I mentioned that earlier < 1376601121 276418 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: What's subtle about that? < 1376601130 674245 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :btw, ^v, what are your approximate geographic coördinates and body weigh? < 1376601142 866221 :^v!Pixel@c-71-238-152-180.hsd1.mi.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :300 and USA < 1376601149 514068 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: subtly direct, not subtle. < 1376601160 883949 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes. What's subtle about the directness? < 1376601176 604036 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :nice to see that ^v is keeping with the spirit of the channel by providing completely useless answers to the question. < 1376601190 316537 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :well they hardly weigh 300 kilos < 1376601220 825382 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :you'd have to be made out of metal or something for that < 1376601221 394847 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: see, I was subtle there. it's missing some IRL experience as it is transmitted through a textual medium, but trust me, it is subtle. < 1376601226 416472 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :`addquote btw, ^v, what are your approximate geographic coördinates and body weigh? <^v> 300 and USA nice to see that ^v is keeping with the spirit of the channel by providing completely useless answers to the question. < 1376601229 796016 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :1091) btw, ^v, what are your approximate geographic coördinates and body weigh? <^v> 300 and USA nice to see that ^v is keeping with the spirit of the channel by providing completely useless answers to the question. < 1376601230 336181 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :was the . bolded < 1376601238 682044 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: no. < 1376601241 63874 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1376601241 933801 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-203-32.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :ooh, "Is there a Little/Lesser Britain?" ... as far as I can recall, it has never occurred to me that there would be another britain < 1376601244 404012 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: I'm now imagining someone named "Doc Osmium" < 1376601247 335664 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :. < 1376601250 875 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1376601267 326256 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :Doc Osmium is a good suppervillain name < 1376601271 645428 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-192-245.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :olsner, there was the Roman province of Britannia Minor, corresponding roughly to modern England < 1376601272 394275 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :(decided not to correct that typo) < 1376601273 924379 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-192-245.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think < 1376601290 684095 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :if i was a supervillain i'd be doc osmium < 1376601297 504032 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: oh, it was perfectly voluntary. I dislike bolded punctation marks. < 1376601308 825822 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'd kill people by hitting them with osmium i guess < 1376601318 446488 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: :) < 1376601318 848610 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-203-32.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: hmm, that page pointed to the piece of france that's called (roughly) "Britain" < 1376601320 134188 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-192-245.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh wait, it's Brittany in France < 1376601330 544375 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-192-245.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah < 1376601360 854147 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: you fıend. < 1376601363 103117 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie, there's a certain intensity to that smiley < 1376601365 554101 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i like it < 1376601418 914642 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-192-245.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It stares into your soul < 1376601433 684626 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric ::) < 1376601440 254101 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :mnoqy: hi < 1376601449 955166 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :;_; < 1376601453 562793 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :looking forward to this evening?? < 1376601455 947170 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i won't lie < 1376601457 127558 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i wept < 1376601464 459331 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: sure? < 1376601491 94306 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :nothing on tuesday :( or wednesday :( < 1376601522 916790 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-203-32.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: what's with this evening? < 1376601549 94683 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :mnoqy: oh no did he miss the tuesday update? < 1376601562 274720 :mnoqy!~okay@pool-98-108-206-66.snloca.dsl-w.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :it seems so < 1376601706 145180 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf, so like is this a sex thing < 1376601728 995508 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :what isn't, these days < 1376601911 715044 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :people from #esoteric meeting IRL??? the apocalypse has come! < 1376601923 235314 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :get w/ the program < 1376601939 788316 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-203-32.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: the apocalypse has been here all along < 1376601940 350108 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :a) that's been happening since forever in finland, but also b) the apocalypse is only with elliott and Taneb < 1376601981 992809 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh. wasn't there a Canadian corollary or something about that? < 1376601983 167097 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-192-245.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I almost met ais523 once < 1376602126 807504 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-192-245.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :But I did not < 1376602143 475376 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-192-245.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hey, are there any esolangers in or around York? < 1376602157 309159 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :(>>>), maybe? < 1376602159 275588 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Er. < 1376602160 698937 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :does New York count < 1376602164 472831 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-203-32.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: are you moving out of hexham? < 1376602171 5262 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-192-245.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :olsner, in October < 1376602177 208649 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-192-245.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf, slightly not < 1376602183 399156 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :But mostly? < 1376602193 579442 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-192-245.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mostly still not < 1376602201 35308 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :A little bit? < 1376602209 557527 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-192-245.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not really < 1376602229 917743 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-192-245.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's more like Birmingham than New York < 1376602233 935155 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :How slight is this slightly? < 1376602243 846662 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-203-32.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: nice, good luck with the unhexhamming < 1376602254 785652 :nooodl!~nooodl@234.119-242-81.adsl-dyn.isp.belgacom.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: hi good nooodl-question-answering here < 1376602274 175794 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooodl: ???? < 1376602278 86768 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :what did i do < 1376602286 518596 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-192-245.as13285.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf, slightly may have been used here to mean entirely < 1376602289 467751 :nooodl!~nooodl@234.119-242-81.adsl-dyn.isp.belgacom.be PRIVMSG #esoteric : (>>>), maybe? < 1376602290 795113 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1376602296 495550 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :that was my touchpad talking < 1376602683 882159 :Taneb!~nathan@host-92-30-192-245.as13285.net QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1376602737 966776 :augur!~augur@208.58.5.87 JOIN :#esoteric < 1376602943 156320 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1376603743 527546 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, they reclinginged dcss! < 1376604047 962013 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :^v: one of the levels of http://io.smashthestack.org/ involves writing two Brainfuck programs with the same MD5 hash that do two specific, different things < 1376604049 976701 :carado_!~user4539@2a01:e35:8b61:e430:ae81:12ff:fe32:878a JOIN :#esoteric < 1376604083 198087 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`WeLcOmE scoofy < 1376604088 467831 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :ScOoFy: WeLcOmE To tHe iNtErNaTiOnAl hUb fOr eSoTeRiC PrOgRaMmInG LaNgUaGe dEsIgN AnD DePlOyMeNt! FoR MoRe iNfOrMaTiOn, ChEcK OuT OuR WiKi: HtTp://eSoLaNgS.OrG/WiKi/mAiN_PaGe. (fOr tHe oThEr kInD Of eSoTeRiCa, TrY #eSoTeRiC On iRc.dAl.nEt.) < 1376604190 654052 :^v!Pixel@c-71-238-152-180.hsd1.mi.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc, interesting < 1376604307 987995 :carado_!~user4539@2a01:e35:8b61:e430:ae81:12ff:fe32:878a QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1376604416 668233 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's... easier than it sounds, once you find the magic bit of janky research code that generates MD5 collision pairs < 1376604435 619053 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :~duck janky < 1376604435 949056 :metasepia!~metasepia@2607:fad8:4:6:f2de:f1ff:fe6c:6765 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Software description: continuous integration server built on top of Jenkins and Hubot (Ruby). < 1376604444 318853 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :when the generating md5 collisions become that easy? < 1376604445 988068 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think I used http://www.win.tue.nl/hashclash/ < 1376604448 228613 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :bletch. the horror. < 1376604454 61294 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm now thinking of um... valerie's article on the hash function lifetime thing < 1376604464 776401 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1376604476 491757 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :sounds like when = 2007? < 1376604495 869683 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmmm... so like, preimage finding is still generally hard and hasn't happened for most hashes, right? < 1376604506 498735 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :anyway you can find maybe a dozen collision pairs per hour on a pretty modest machine < 1376604510 318825 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :but like, how hard is finding a partial preimage? like "I want a hash that's 00000000000000***********" < 1376604517 948058 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :is that potentially easier than like, an actual preimage? < 1376604532 868467 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :chosen-prefix collisions are feasible too, now, with big but not absurdly big compute farms < 1376604536 701708 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Collision_attack#Chosen-prefix_collision_attack < 1376604551 240742 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :no, I meant like, the *hash result* has a chosen prefix < 1376604554 178553 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah I know < 1376604557 898445 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I was just following what I said < 1376604560 289704 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ohhh, I see < 1376604574 628110 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :"A real-world collision attack was published in December 2008 when a group of security researchers published a forged X.509 signing certificate" wow < 1376604595 213932 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's not easy enough for that Typeable bug. :-( < 1376604596 309881 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :also the Flame malware used a chosen prefix collision, following a technique that is not published in the open literature < 1376604603 8445 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :wow @_@ < 1376604610 118862 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :which basically demonstrates that it was made by someone who employs world class cryptanalysts < 1376604622 301307 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's kind of like poisoning someone with a rare isotope of polonium... < 1376604639 458726 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :~duck cryptanalyst < 1376604639 783570 :metasepia!~metasepia@2607:fad8:4:6:f2de:f1ff:fe6c:6765 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Cryptanalysis (from the Greek krypt�s, "hidden", and anal�ein, "to loosen" or "to untie") is the art and science of analyzing information systems in order to study the hidden aspects of the systems. < 1376604645 199711 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :~duck cryptoanalyst < 1376604645 531490 :metasepia!~metasepia@2607:fad8:4:6:f2de:f1ff:fe6c:6765 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Cryptanalysis (from the Greek krypt�s, "hidden", and anal�ein, "to loosen" or "to untie") is the art and science of analyzing information systems in order to study the hidden aspects of the systems. < 1376604672 845140 :augur!~augur@208.58.5.87 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1376604680 509978 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :these are some pretty badass job titles really... "secret untier", "secret writer", "secret studier" < 1376604695 861739 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :anyway I don't know of any practical significant preimage attacks on MD5 < 1376604707 941233 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :there are theoretical faster-than-brute-force attacks < 1376604729 39603 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess I was thinking, like, valerie wrote the thing about how hash functions have a finite lifetime and you have to be prepared to upgrade < 1376604737 441842 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :those tend to exist for most hash functions, even ones considered OK < 1376604741 198892 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe only with reduced rounds though < 1376604743 758576 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :and was kind of thinking what would happen if SHA-256 got a break and suddenly bitcoin collapsed < 1376604755 749023 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh < 1376604757 809386 :augur!~augur@208.58.5.87 JOIN :#esoteric < 1376604784 199698 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :there are surely more likely scenarios for that than people breaking sha-256 < 1376604786 470162 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :is that more or less likely than an efficient algorithm for discrete logarithm problem on elliptic curves? < 1376604790 428584 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :probably more likely < 1376604795 648263 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :it would have different consequences too though < 1376604851 460921 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :like, breaking ECDSA? < 1376604855 540005 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1376604869 639494 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :geez if you could brea that you could like, forge signatures, right? < 1376604879 639471 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yep you could steal anyone's bitcoins < 1376604894 204658 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :wow < 1376604899 348724 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, I mean, in general, right? < 1376604900 969941 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :let's build a quantum computer and use it to steal all the bitcoins < 1376604903 640528 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :like, other kinds of signatures < 1376604905 669367 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :sure < 1376604909 339074 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :it would be a huge deal < 1376604929 969783 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i wonder if there are any altcoins using post-quantum signatures yet < 1376605016 533436 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe someone already broke it but they're being discreet about it < 1376605065 137018 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :alt.coins < 1376605090 943067 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :is that a joke about discreet logarithms < 1376605101 319614 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe < 1376605127 569400 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :how do you get lumber down the river without anyone noticing < 1376605130 221059 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :send it as discreet logs < 1376605134 829660 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :>_> < 1376605172 508884 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think there was an episode of NUMB3RS where the guy breaks All The Crypto and then the mafia is after him or something < 1376605192 392242 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fiora: you could build log tables with it < 1376605199 48958 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah here we go "A young girl is kidnapped, but her parents refuse to cooperate with Don's investigation. The girl's father is a mathematician, and the kidnapping may be related to his work on the Riemann hypothesis." < 1376605213 319717 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :episode title "Prime Suspect" (i'm not making this up) < 1376605216 579207 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :good hypothesis < 1376605230 593623 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's that's terrible < 1376605234 576655 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's so bad. < 1376605244 890700 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :the whole show is like that < 1376605256 779196 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's terrible but I enjoy watching it because it was filmed partially at my school < 1376605267 482668 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :so I'm like "hey I know that building, it's actually much easier to break into than that" < 1376605271 149801 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :it must really cater to the lowest common denominator < 1376605293 148850 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :>_>_>_>_> < 1376605307 82159 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fiora: That's that's terrible. < 1376605308 360649 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION hides behind Bike
< 1376605383 208551 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :They can probably still see you through the spokes. < 1376605463 609662 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://glyph.twistedmatrix.com/2009/01/television-writer-guide-to-cryptography.html < 1376605717 429667 :^v!Pixel@c-71-238-152-180.hsd1.mi.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :my solution: buy 500 server racks and brute force it ;_; < 1376605960 820980 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fiora, you've seen the irc drug boat metaphor right < 1376606095 111408 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quote numb3rs < 1376606096 480946 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :680) speaking of math, i watched an episode of numb3rs today the first episode was more like 57471571c5 < 1376606139 444339 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2rGTXHvPCQ for the uninitiated) < 1376606169 750647 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric : across universes, the median number of people who appreciate Human After All to its full extent is 4⅝. <-- i sense that medians may work weirdly across universes < 1376606201 270738 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :but but they need to make a GUI interface in visual basic!! to track the killer! < 1376606212 791135 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I mean, to track the killer's IP address! < 1376606244 310928 :elliott!elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :oblig. http://guivbip.codeplex.com/ < 1376606249 740995 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :that was csi wasn't it < 1376606253 711275 :Fiora!~Fiora@ec2-50-17-93-47.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think so? < 1376606288 422681 :scoofy!~scoofy@catv-89-135-71-167.catv.broadband.hu QUIT :Ping timeout: 268 seconds < 1376606326 910686 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i thought it was NCIS < 1376606331 71571 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :but they're all basically the same < 1376606356 800441 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :uh no < 1376606360 362711 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :csi has ken mattingley < 1376606374 963972 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I was watching NCIS and they had to shut down the computer in time to disable the bomb or whatever but the guy couldn't figure out the interface so at the last second he just shot it a bunch of times with his gun < 1376606385 97742 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i've wanted to do that many times < 1376606395 731200 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: that's CSI:NY but yes < 1376606426 261679 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover/x-3377486 PRIVMSG #esoteric :did he shoot the monitor < 1376606446 601021 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think so < 1376606448 952758 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :inter alia < 1376606492 559649 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :jesus the original CSI is still running... almost 300 episodes < 1376606503 560313 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: "connecting to port_6667 of #channel irc". I mean, I've seen it, but still. < 1376606622 91685 :Nisstyre!~yours@oftn/member/Nisstyre QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1376607007 660650 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@tell taneb kmc, yes, I did mean loans <-- and here i was all ready to assume british rail had special luggage rules for students. < 1376607007 900375 :lambdabot!lambdabot@2a01:7e00::f03c:91ff:fedf:9fdd PRIVMSG #esoteric :Consider it noted. < 1376607019 861116 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :haha < 1376607035 70547 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :they do have a discount railcard for students < 1376607046 430578 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :well for young people anyway. http://www.16-25railcard.co.uk/ < 1376607065 403975 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :so does norway. < 1376607076 381437 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :does norway have good trains < 1376607095 434937 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :no, "good" is not a word commonly associated with norway's trains. < 1376607240 694368 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :but 'Parts of the Harry Potter film "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince" were filmed on the Rauma Railway.' !!!! < 1376607448 951086 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Curiously enough, there's also a Rauma in Finland. < 1376607473 951219 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :(I don't think it's important in any railwaystic way, however.) < 1376609117 688186 :itsy!~digital_w@82.0.112.87.dyn.plus.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1376609146 452380 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-50-17-26-83.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :no passenger rail traffic since 1988 :/ < 1376609875 714413 :Bike!~Glossina@wl-nat100.it.wsu.edu QUIT :Quit: Reconnecting < 1376609880 324844 :Bike_!~Glossina@wl-nat100.it.wsu.edu JOIN :#esoteric < 1376609921 445328 :Bike_!~Glossina@wl-nat100.it.wsu.edu NICK :Bike < 1376610156 741483 :iamfishhead!~jgoldste@192.147.44.15 QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1376610250 884384 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: oh well right, the _view_ is pretty. the punctuality, not so much. < 1376610281 590847 :Bike!~Glossina@wl-nat100.it.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :my train experience, summarized < 1376610464 575168 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :back from a late meeting with ænigmas. < 1376610469 364309 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :time to eat. I am famished. < 1376610477 45152 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: universes are weird. < 1376610478 296948 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net QUIT :Quit: Poulet! < 1376610479 495077 :metasepia!~metasepia@2607:fad8:4:6:f2de:f1ff:fe6c:6765 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection