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00:50:19 <oerjan> @tell boily <boily> and may nobody come to me saying copumpkin is someone else without telling me who the someone else is. <-- this may come as a shock to you, but copumpkin is also pumpkin. also, i know who alise is *MWAHAHAHA*
00:50:19 <lambdabot> Consider it noted.
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01:08:08 <oerjan> @tell <boily> elliott is even more ancient and insane that I previously thought. <-- there are even more ancient names but they may be older than the quote database.
01:08:08 <lambdabot> Consider it noted.
01:10:40 <oerjan> `run sed '/ .*//' quotes
01:10:41 <HackEgo> sed: -e expression #1, char 6: unknown command: `/'
01:10:44 <oerjan> oops
01:10:47 <oerjan> `run sed 's/ .*//' quotes
01:10:49 <HackEgo> ​<Aftran> \ <Slereah> \ <Quas_NaArt> \ <AnMaster> \ <Warrigal> \ <Quas_NaArt> \ <oerjan> \ <SimonRC> \ <Madelon> \ <reddit \ <fungot> \ <pikhq> \ IN \ <fizzie \ <fungot> \ <bsmntbombdood> \ IN \ <oerjan> \ IN \ <ehird> \ IN \ SUPLENTES \ PA \ <Deewiant> \ <ais523> \ <ehird> \ <zzo38> \ <oklopol> \ <ehird> \ <oklopol> \ <lacota> \ <oklopol> \ <ehi
01:11:04 <Bike> IN is my hero
01:11:31 <oerjan> IN UNIVERSO, the dimension traveller?
01:12:16 <oerjan> `run grep '^IN' quotes
01:12:17 <HackEgo> IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <pikhq> First, invent the direct mind-computer interface. <pikhq> Second, learn the rest with your NEW MIND-COMPUTER INTERFACE. \ IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <bsmntbombdood> there is plenty of room to get head twice at once \ IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <oerjan> In an alternate universe, I would say "In an alternate universe,
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01:13:10 <oerjan> the iterative nature of quote deletion means that the database's initial part is much more time than the final part
01:13:20 <oerjan> perhaps exponentially so
01:13:49 <oerjan> `quote tusho
01:13:51 <HackEgo> No output.
01:17:49 <oerjan> for some strange reason, alt-up... wait, my p key was stuck and that somehow caused alt-up not to work :P
01:19:01 <oerjan> also, keys shouldn't get stuck after just 3 months :(
01:22:12 <oerjan> although it's not really _that_ surprising. i already know that i cannot push many digit keys simultaneously and expect all to work (because i do this for some of tatham's puzzles which sometimes need me to mark a cell with a lot of digits.)
01:23:20 <elliott> oerjan: that applies to your keys in general, most likely
01:23:29 <elliott> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rollover_(key)
01:23:42 <oerjan> i can press 1234 and they all mark, but adding 5 messes that up.
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01:25:54 <oerjan> 34, 35, and 45 work, but not 345.
01:26:54 <oerjan> my old laptop didn't have that problem.
01:26:56 <elliott> you should read the article :p
01:27:13 <oerjan> yeah yeah but also i should eat ->
01:35:52 <Roujo> TIME TO EAT
01:36:02 <Roujo> s/EAT/SLEEP/g
01:36:04 <Roujo> There we go
01:36:06 <Roujo> 'night
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02:03:25 <Fiora> `slist
02:03:27 <HackEgo> slist: Taneb atriq Ngevd Fiora nortti Sgeo ThatOtherPerson alot
02:03:31 <Fiora> (I don't think this was slisted yet?)
02:05:03 <Bike> maybe we could have an `slistlist to broadcast that there has been an slist
02:17:32 <oerjan> sensible
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02:36:38 <Sgeo> I might have an excuse to use *arbitrary language* at work
02:37:08 <Bike> whoa
02:37:13 <Sgeo> Looking to use Tcl. [string map] is... er, convenient, although probably other languages do have similar functionality in their stdlib
02:37:32 <Sgeo> `pastequotes
02:37:38 <HackEgo> http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/raw-file/tip/paste/paste.5590
02:37:56 <Sgeo> boily: wt
02:37:58 <Sgeo> wat
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02:39:53 <oerjan> Sgeo: i suggest using more hungarian
02:40:32 <Sgeo> [string map] is pretty much literally what I want to accomplish
02:46:14 <oerjan> @tell boily <boily> fizzie is wise. oerjan is... uhm... wise too, I guess. <-- I SENSE SOME HESITATION
02:46:15 <lambdabot> Consider it noted.
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06:04:50 <oerjan> `WeLcOmE leftluggage
06:04:53 <HackEgo> LeFtLuGgAgE: wElCoMe tO ThE InTeRnAtIoNaL HuB FoR EsOtErIc pRoGrAmMiNg lAnGuAgE DeSiGn aNd dEpLoYmEnT! fOr mOrE InFoRmAtIoN, cHeCk oUt oUr wIkI: hTtP://EsOlAnGs.oRg/wIkI/MaIn_pAgE. (FoR ThE OtHeR KiNd oF EsOtErIcA, tRy #EsOtErIc oN IrC.DaL.NeT.)
06:07:45 <fizzie> oerjan: I'm sure boily was just uncertain between "wise" and some sort of word denoting "even wiser".
06:08:14 <oerjan> OKAY
06:08:26 <oerjan> SOUNDS SENSIBLE
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08:52:17 <fizzie> "You've got 10G quota limit at /home directory by mistake. Mistake was in the 'newuser' script. As a result we just noticed /home is almost full with about 6% of space left. All /home quotas have been fixed, returned back to origins: 1G."
08:52:21 <fizzie> Heh.
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12:34:49 <boily> good criossant morning!
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12:36:24 <boily> @tell oerjan I think the alise mystery got leaked yesterday. but, I happily have a git repo backing the whole thing in case the Revelation was False, and it can be easily unmerged.
12:36:24 <lambdabot> Consider it noted.
12:37:06 <boily> @tell oerjan that wasn't an hesitation. it was... uh... only a pause. yeah. I was taking a breath, there. y'know, asthma and all that sort of thing...
12:37:07 <lambdabot> Consider it noted.
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12:56:00 <boily> ~metar CYFB
12:56:01 <metasepia> CYFB 101254Z 32027KT 30SM -SHSN OVC030 RMK SC8 CU ASOCTD
12:56:14 <boily> eh? no temperature???
12:57:39 <boily> ~metar AAXX
12:57:39 <metasepia> AAXX 200000 40650 42960  00201 10278 20114 40008 58003
12:57:50 <boily> WELP.
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14:29:00 <Taneb> Hello!
14:29:24 <boily> Tanello!
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14:51:54 <boily> I was exploring my old dev folders, and stumbled upon a (not quite bugless) implementation of the Munching Squares: http://pastebin.ca/2447507
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15:45:55 <boily> ~duck glossina
15:45:55 <metasepia> A blood-sucking African fly that transmits sleeping sickness etc.; the tsetse fly.
15:46:39 <Koen_> you know, around here blood-sucking flies are called mosquitoes
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15:47:40 <fizzie> Around here they are called #esoteric chatters.
15:48:14 * boily swats fizzie with a non-standard, unregulated metric fly swatter --------###
15:48:29 <Roujo> D:
15:48:40 <Roujo> THINK OF THE SI CHILDREN!
15:49:12 <Roujo> ~metar CYUL
15:49:12 <metasepia> CYUL 101500Z 06004KT 6SM -DZ BR BKN008 OVC012 16/15 A2997 RMK SF6SF2 SLP149 DENSITY ALT 200FT
15:49:17 <Roujo> Hmmmm
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15:49:22 <Roujo> So... crappy weather, got it
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15:50:32 <boily> a whole week of pure «n'importe quoi», humidly served upon our heads.
15:51:18 <fizzie> Yesterday was the last day of summer, according to the headlines.
15:51:20 <Roujo> Pretty much. 28 tomorrow
15:51:25 <Roujo> 30 with Humidex
15:51:32 <fizzie> ~metar EFHK
15:51:32 <metasepia> EFHK 101520Z 08007KT 9999 FEW020 BKN095 16/12 Q1018 NOSIG
15:52:46 <boily> “Horse fly bites are painful, the bites of large specimens especially so. Most short tongued (short proboscid) species of horse flies use their knife-like mandibles to rip and/or slice flesh apart.”
15:52:58 <Bike> horse skin is tough.
15:53:20 <Taneb> ~metar EGNT
15:53:21 <metasepia> EGNT 101520Z 35015KT 9999 SCT029 SCT035 15/09 Q1021
15:53:21 <Bike> that's not even getting into the growths, either..
15:53:38 <boily> trying to explain to horse flies that you aren't a horse is a lost and painful cause.
15:53:59 <Bike> most of them only speak greek, not french, ironically
15:54:21 <Bike> does anyone know how to make office365 play nice with an email client? pop3 and however that shit works
15:54:22 <boily> you talk to horse flies?
15:54:37 <Bike> well i /am/ a tsetse.
15:55:03 <Bike> But no, I don't speak any Greek, what makes you think I would?
15:56:14 <boily> Δεν έχω ιδέα.
15:56:36 <Bike> somehow i don't think that's actual greek!
15:56:48 <Taneb> Den echo idea?
15:56:53 <boily> probably not. it went through google translate, after all.
15:57:02 <Bike> den echo idea
15:57:16 <boily> ~echo den idea.
15:57:17 <metasepia> den idea.
15:57:36 <Bike> ~den echo idea
15:57:36 <metasepia> --- Possible commands: dice, duck, echo, eval, fortune, metar, ping, yi
15:57:44 <Bike> boily: fix
15:58:02 <Bike> > fix ~echo den idea
15:58:04 <lambdabot> Pattern syntax in expression context: ~echoNot in scope: `den'
15:58:04 <lambdabot> Perhaps you...
15:58:11 <Bike> elliott: fix
16:01:27 <Roujo> `complain ~den and > fix should be valid commands.
16:01:28 <HackEgo> Complaint filed. Thank you.
16:02:28 <Bike> > (fix (\f n -> if n = 0 then 1 else n * f (n - 1))) 10
16:02:29 <lambdabot> <hint>:1:20: parse error on input `='
16:02:37 <Bike> bah!
16:02:41 <Bike> > (fix (\f n -> if n == 0 then 1 else n * f (n - 1))) 10
16:02:42 <lambdabot> 3628800
16:02:55 <Roujo> Oh, so > fix exists?
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16:03:04 <Bike> fix is a function.
16:03:15 <Koen_> > fix
16:03:16 <lambdabot> No instance for (Data.Typeable.Internal.Typeable a0)
16:03:16 <lambdabot> arising from a use ...
16:03:29 <Roujo> `complain > fix shouldn't exist for my previous complaint about it not existing to be valid
16:03:30 <HackEgo> Complaint filed. Thank you.
16:04:47 <Bike> well, it doesn't. > is just eval, and "> fix" isn't a distinct thing.
16:05:04 <Roujo> Sure it is
16:05:05 <Roujo> >
16:05:09 <Roujo> Does nothing
16:05:11 <Roujo> > fix
16:05:12 <lambdabot> No instance for (Data.Typeable.Internal.Typeable a0)
16:05:12 <lambdabot> arising from a use ...
16:05:13 <Roujo> Does something
16:05:17 <Roujo> So they're not the same
16:05:23 <Bike> > (1+) . (fix (\f n -> if n == 0 then 1 else n * f (n - 1))) 4
16:05:24 <lambdabot> No instance for (Data.Typeable.Internal.Typeable c0)
16:05:24 <lambdabot> arising from a use ...
16:05:56 <Roujo> >
16:05:57 <lambdabot> <hint>:1:1: lexical error at character '\SYN'
16:05:59 <Roujo> Nice
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16:51:17 <boily> back from lunch, and I still don't know where the quotes end at.
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16:54:56 <boily> s/quotes/complaints/
16:55:08 <boily> which, as strange as it may appear at first, are two different things.
17:11:15 <fizzie> `complain about the general unfairness of life.
17:11:16 <HackEgo> Complaint filed. Thank you.
17:11:23 <fizzie> That's a useful device.
17:12:04 <Bike> `head complaints
17:12:05 <HackEgo> No output.
17:12:29 <Bike> `cat complaints
17:12:30 <HackEgo> No output.
17:12:33 <Bike> hm.
17:13:34 <boily> `cat complains
17:13:35 <HackEgo> cat: complains: No such file or directory
17:13:38 <boily> `cat complain
17:13:40 <HackEgo> cat: complain: No such file or directory
17:13:43 <boily> hmm...
17:14:51 <boily> (meanwhile, two of our support guys are having a heated discussion on our intranet IRC, trying to put our mail server back online. it's fun to watch :D)
17:17:08 <fizzie> Cats do complain.
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17:25:03 <Roujo> boily: Are you talking about `complain?
17:26:17 <boily> Roujo: probably. I'm in a post-lunch induced retrogradation of my mental capacities, so I can't assert nothing atm. hth.
17:26:35 <Roujo> àssert boily
17:26:37 <Roujo> Erm
17:26:42 <Roujo> `assert boily
17:26:44 <HackEgo> ​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: assert: not found
17:26:45 <Roujo> >nope
17:27:11 <Roujo> `complain boily doesn't know how to read the complain file. Please fix.
17:27:12 <HackEgo> Complaint filed. Thank you.
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17:29:10 <Roujo> `relcome SingingBoyo
17:29:14 <HackEgo> SingingBoyo: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page. (For the other kind of esoterica, try #esoteric on irc.dal.net.)
17:31:39 <Roujo> boily: What did you go eat?
17:32:04 <boily> Roujo: pulled pork sandwich with a bottle of curiosity cola, at the «Dépanneur le Pick-Up».
17:32:31 <Roujo> Nice, nice
17:32:38 <Roujo> Curiosity Cola?
17:32:40 <Roujo> Sounds good
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17:32:46 <Roujo> Never heard of it, though
17:32:57 <Roujo> `complain I should have heard of it but haven't until now.
17:32:58 <HackEgo> Complaint filed. Thank you.
17:33:53 <boily> Roujo: http://www.fentimans.com/soft_drinks
17:34:11 <Roujo> nice
17:34:13 <Roujo> Very nice
17:34:19 <Roujo> Oooh, it even has water
17:34:27 <Roujo> And carbonated, at that
17:34:32 <Roujo> Do want
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17:34:45 <Roujo> CRAP
17:34:47 <Roujo> MY VOICE
17:34:56 <Roujo> CTRL+W to close the cola window
17:35:01 <Roujo> Closed the channel tab instead
17:35:04 <Roujo> Well crap
17:35:15 <Roujo> RIP my voice, 2013-2013
17:35:43 <boily> elliott: can you voice me, now that Roujo's Monopoly has ended? pretty please with watery eyes like a young high school girl in a romance anime?
17:36:27 <Roujo> Do you have a nice skirt and knee-high socks?
17:36:37 <Roujo> Because that's the key
17:36:47 <boily> not yet, sadly. but I can go fetch a rubber horse head quickly!
17:36:51 <Roujo> ...
17:36:55 <boily> :D
17:37:01 <Roujo> I'm not quite sure that it would do
17:37:11 <Roujo> `complain I don't have a horse head. D:
17:37:12 <HackEgo> Complaint filed. Thank you.
17:37:13 <boily> who knows. elliott, what do you think?
17:37:21 <Roujo> Yeah, it's up to elliott now
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17:40:28 <boily> Roujo: getting a hold of a skirt and socks might be a little bit difficult in my case. my friends object to lending me that kind of accessories, under pretext that «t'aimerais trop ça».
17:40:51 <Roujo> Good call, I guess? =P
17:41:06 <Roujo> I wore a dress on stage, once. We did Les Belles Soeurs in High School. =P
17:41:12 <Roujo> Had to wear makeup and all.
17:41:56 <fizzie> Is that... is that a Hexham company?
17:42:30 <boily> fizzie: what, fentiman's?
17:42:34 <fizzie> Yes.
17:42:36 <fizzie> It says "Fentimans UK, 6 Rear Battle Hill, Hexham" in the bottom.
17:42:47 <boily> oh. the. fungot.
17:42:48 <fungot> boily: ( except when i'm wasting time on such fnord now and then
17:43:06 <fizzie> It sounds... significant.
17:43:26 <fizzie> (Also a street called "Rear Battle Hill" sounds slightly dirty.)
17:43:56 <boily> I... I am seriously shaken, there.
17:44:23 <boily> (also, there aren't any "'"s in the name, apparently.)
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17:45:27 <boily> `learn fentimans is a delicious beverage out from Hexham, that can be paired with a fresh fternooner for a nutritive midday snack.
17:45:32 <HackEgo> I knew that.
17:45:36 <Roujo> Most people did
17:46:50 <nooodl> "The world’s best cola" - The Guardian
17:46:58 <nooodl> hexham, home of the world's best cola
17:47:10 <fizzie> Hexham, home of the world's best everything.
17:47:38 <Taneb> Hexham is delicious
17:47:41 <fizzie> I can't find who's selling that thing in Finland. Given the source, it sounds like a kind of a must-have product.
17:47:56 <fizzie> Do you get that Hexham feeling when you drink their things?
17:48:17 <boily> I never went to any part of the UK, so I can't relate :(
17:48:17 <Taneb> fizzie, I ate like half of Hexham last week
17:48:32 <Taneb> boily, Fentimans is sold in Canada
17:48:47 <Taneb> fizzie, Rear Battle Hill is just the rear of Battle Hill
17:49:07 <Taneb> So called because there never was a battle fought there, ever
17:49:11 <boily> Taneb: of course it is sold here. I had one for lunch!
17:49:16 <Roujo> ^
17:49:20 <Taneb> Oh, cool
17:49:27 <nooodl> fizzie: i was looking up if it was easy to get around here too!
17:49:40 <Taneb> It's the best
17:49:43 <boily> imo, their ginger beer is the best.
17:49:59 <Taneb> I prefer the cola. The shandy isn't bad
17:50:24 <boily> we don't seem to have the shandy here, nor the cool ginger beer.
17:50:27 <nooodl> fentimans.be exists but it's the worst website i've ever experienced.
17:51:01 <Taneb> nooodl, drinkfentimans.com is worse
17:51:41 <fizzie> There's some Finnish "purchasing solutions for professionals in the HoReCa sector" company who, according to their news page, have it in their selections, but that's probably not a place that'd sell for end users.
17:51:43 <Taneb> It's one of those sites entirely written in Flash
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17:51:57 <Roujo> I just got kicked in the head for wondering aloud why Google Glass doesn't use C#
17:51:59 <Roujo> GG me
17:52:22 <boily> Roujo: kicked by a coworker?
17:52:33 <Roujo> Well, "aloud" on another channel
17:52:40 <Roujo> On another network
17:52:43 <fizzie> (Their ginger ale seems easier to find than the cola.)
17:52:47 <nooodl> Taneb: very 00s
17:53:46 <Roujo> I mean, I know it's cool to hate on C# and all
17:54:01 <Roujo> But if you'd use it on anything, wouldn't Glasses be a good call?
17:56:47 <Roujo> (Then again, my job is party to code in C#, plus I really like bad puns, so I'm probably biased.)
17:57:54 * boily just understood the pun.
17:59:03 <Taneb> I could go into like a dozen shops in Hexham and buy Fentimans
17:59:27 <boily> you Hexhamites and your decadent lifestyles...
17:59:28 <fizzie> Taneb: I am envious.
17:59:48 <Roujo> `complain Seeing bad puns doesn't happen often enough > complaints/hats
17:59:50 <HackEgo> Complaint filed. Thank you.
18:00:00 <kmc> that's an awesomely bad pun Roujo
18:00:07 <kmc> also it's not that cool to hate on C#
18:00:17 <kmc> it's like a better Java, and the alternative for Glass would be Java no?
18:00:30 <Roujo> I don't know what's cool and not cool, apparently =P
18:00:37 <kmc> not knowing what's cool is v. cool
18:00:45 <Roujo> I do all of my work on C# and Java
18:00:52 <Roujo> Plus RPGLE
18:00:54 <Roujo> Wooo
18:00:57 <fizzie> Why do Amazon.co.uk listings not show anything about shipping to the country listed in my account. It's all about UK delivery.
18:01:04 <Gregor> C# is like a better Java but with less being sued by Oracle and more being sued by Microsoft.
18:01:28 <boily> Grello.
18:05:06 <Roujo> Hmmm... If I teach programming to my SO using Brainfuck, will that be a good thing or bad thing in the long run?
18:05:19 <Roujo> Assuming it doesn't kill her outright, of course
18:05:41 <Roujo> That's always a good assumption to make
18:06:09 <fizzie> If it doesn't kill her outright, it'll make her stronger, and then she can overpower you and escape the Brainfuck study sessions. (Something to keep in mind.)
18:06:29 <boily> to have a strong SO to conquer the world...
18:08:52 <olsner> also keep in mind that some people who learn brainfuck end up getting their brain replaced by a brick
18:10:25 <boily> don't break my dreams of having a powerful Master of the Earth SO who Knows Brainfuck!
18:11:07 <Roujo> BOTH OUR DREAMS
18:11:21 <boily> RIGHT ON!
18:17:12 <olsner> maybe you should just become eachother's SO, then you won't have to teach anyone brainfuck
18:17:20 <olsner> (assuming you already know it)
18:18:49 <boily> I have no problems with the skirts and socks and horses, but I don't think our SOs are going to agree.
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18:27:45 <boily> hellouglass.
18:29:52 <Roujo> `complain about horses
18:29:53 <HackEgo> Complaint filed. Thank you.
18:30:10 <boily> `pastewisdom
18:30:11 <HackEgo> http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/file/tip/wisdom/
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18:32:46 <boily> `complain this command is a hack! I protest!
18:32:47 <HackEgo> Complaint filed. Thank you.
18:35:52 <boily> ~yi
18:35:52 <metasepia> Your divination: "Enveloping" to "Enveloping"
18:38:52 <Fiora> `slist
18:38:54 <HackEgo> slist: Taneb atriq Ngevd Fiora nortti Sgeo ThatOtherPerson alot
18:39:05 <Taneb> `thanks Fiora
18:39:07 <HackEgo> Thanks, Fiora. Thiora.
18:40:01 <boily> ``
18:40:02 <HackEgo> ​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: `: not found
18:41:49 <olsner> ~yi
18:41:49 <metasepia> Your divination: "Retiring" to "Sojourning"
18:41:50 <Fiora> `thanks zzzzz
18:41:51 <HackEgo> Thanks, zzzzz. Tzzzz.
18:42:35 <olsner> `? fentimans
18:42:37 <HackEgo> fentimans is a delicious beverage out from Hexham, that can be paired with a fresh fternooner for a nutritive midday snack.
18:45:48 <boily> `? metasepia
18:45:49 <HackEgo> metasepia? ¯\(°_o)/¯
18:45:49 <myndzi> |
18:45:50 <myndzi> º¯`\o
18:45:56 <boily> hm.
18:46:12 <Taneb> `learn metasepia knows the weather at your nearest airport.
18:46:17 <HackEgo> I knew that.
18:46:27 <Taneb> `learn metasepia knows the weather at your nearest airport, and also something about ducks.
18:46:32 <HackEgo> I knew that.
18:47:05 <Roujo> boily: Why are you complaining about `complain?
18:47:12 <Roujo> Isn't that a tad too meta?
18:47:28 <Taneb> `complain `complain sucks
18:47:29 <HackEgo> Complaint filed. Thank you.
18:47:36 <boily> Thaneb.
18:47:51 <boily> `complain Roujo isn't meta enough.
18:47:52 <HackEgo> Complaint filed. Thank you.
18:48:17 <Roujo> `complain
18:48:18 <HackEgo> Complaint filed. Thank you.
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19:06:18 <boily> `pastequotes
19:06:24 <HackEgo> http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/raw-file/tip/paste/paste.690
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19:14:53 <boily> Vorpal: ♪vietnam's currency♪ you have quotes!
19:16:18 <Roujo> `complain that I'm not sure I even have quotes
19:16:19 <HackEgo> Complaint filed. Thank you.
19:16:29 <Roujo> Oh
19:16:31 <Roujo> I have one
19:16:31 <Roujo> Woooo
19:18:34 <boily> elliott: you are a cocoonspirator to the repo.
19:18:55 <Roujo> `cocoonspirator?
19:18:56 <HackEgo> ​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: cocoonspirator?: not found
19:18:58 <Roujo> Right
19:19:12 <boily> `? cocoonspirator
19:19:14 <HackEgo> A cocoonspirator is a collaborator wrapped in catterpillar silk
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19:19:35 <boily> ~duck catterpillar
19:19:35 <metasepia> --- No relevant information
19:19:38 <boily> ~duck caterpillar
19:19:39 <metasepia> A trademark used for a tractor equipped with continuous chain treads.
19:19:54 <boily> `learn A cocoonspirator is a collaborator wrapped in caterpillar silk
19:19:59 <HackEgo> I knew that.
19:23:13 <Roujo> `complain in general
19:23:15 <HackEgo> Complaint filed. Thank you.
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20:28:59 <Roujo> `bf +++,
20:29:00 <HackEgo> ​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: bf: not found
20:29:03 <Roujo> Aww
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20:36:50 <boily> !bf +++,
20:36:52 <EgoBot> No output.
20:37:46 <boily> !bf ++++++++[>++++++++<-].
20:37:46 <EgoBot> No output.
20:37:59 <boily> !bf ++++++++[>++++++++<-]>.
20:37:59 <EgoBot> ​@
20:38:05 <boily> Roujo: ↑
20:38:09 <Roujo> !bf [+]+[[+]+]
20:38:17 <Roujo> Woooo
20:38:36 <boily> stop breaking poor bots, you bully.
20:38:45 <Roujo> But it's fun! \o/
20:38:45 <myndzi> |
20:38:45 <myndzi> /|
20:42:57 <fizzie> ^bf [+]+[[+]+]
20:43:00 <fungot> ...out of time!
20:43:13 <fizzie> The initial [+] does nothing, incidentally.
20:43:47 <Roujo> Well, it does something if the starting cell has something in it
20:43:55 <fizzie> But it doesn't.
20:43:58 <Roujo> I'm not assuming anything here =P
20:44:08 <Roujo> So I take it EgoBot doesn't have any time limit
20:44:21 <fizzie> You ran it as a self-contained program, you can assume an empty tape.
20:44:22 <Roujo> !bf ++++++++[>++++++++<-]>.
20:44:22 <EgoBot> ​@
20:44:26 <Roujo> ooooh
20:44:38 <Roujo> fizzie: I don't want to assume anything
20:44:45 <Roujo> I don't even want to assume that I don't assume anything
20:44:53 <Roujo> I just go and see what happens
20:45:10 <Roujo> Preparing to any eventuality, until death does me part
20:45:18 <fizzie> You can't assume that it's going to happen the same way again, though.
20:45:19 <boily> Roujo: cf. “Sussman attains enlightenment”.
20:45:22 <Roujo> ±5%, 19 times out of 20
20:45:35 <Roujo> boily: Nani?
20:45:44 <boily> Roujo: you're a bit too early. wait for November's elections :D
20:45:49 <boily> Roujo: http://www.catb.org/jargon/html/koans.html
20:46:15 <boily> (also, 漢字を勉強して!)
20:46:16 <Roujo> Ah, yes
20:46:20 <Roujo> Koans
20:46:21 <Roujo> FUN
20:46:30 <Roujo> I don't read kanji, boily my dear
20:46:39 <boily> Roujo: justement. étudie! :D
20:46:56 <Roujo> WELL CRAP
20:47:05 <Roujo> But whyyyy
20:47:09 <boily> there are like, what... only a few of them? it doesn't take no time at all, I swear.
20:47:11 <fizzie> Huh; I *thought* EgoBot had some sort of a message on timeout, but it indeed appears not true.
20:47:17 <Roujo> =P
20:47:33 <nooodl> there's only like, three alphabets, what is even the issue
20:47:36 <Roujo> boily: I'm doing perfectly fine with romanization =P
20:47:52 <Roujo> Although I've been wanting to learn for the longest time
20:48:26 <boily> I think Japanese is easier than Haskell.
20:48:51 <Roujo> Rofl
20:56:35 <boily> time to go brave the weather déchaînée and try to get back home safely.
20:56:39 <boily> ~metar CYUL
20:56:39 <metasepia> CYUL 102047Z 11003KT 2 1/2SM -DZ BR FEW008 OVC011 19/18 A2994 RMK SF2SF6 SLP139 DENSITY ALT 500FT
20:56:56 <boily> well.
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21:59:04 <Roujo> `run echo cat
21:59:05 <HackEgo> cat
21:59:13 <Roujo> `run echo Meow~~ > cat
21:59:18 <HackEgo> No output.
21:59:20 <Roujo> `run echo cat
21:59:23 <HackEgo> cat
21:59:26 <Roujo> D:
21:59:29 <Roujo> Oh
21:59:31 <Roujo> `run cat cat
21:59:33 <HackEgo> Meow~~
21:59:35 <Roujo> There
21:59:39 <Roujo> `run cat cat > cat
21:59:42 <HackEgo> cat: cat: input file is output file
21:59:50 <Roujo> >=(
21:59:56 <Roujo> `run cat cat | cat > cat
21:59:58 <HackEgo> No output.
21:59:59 <Roujo> THERE
22:00:24 <Roujo> Wait
22:00:25 <Roujo> `run cat cat
22:00:27 <HackEgo> No output.
22:00:28 <Roujo> D:
22:00:36 <Roujo> `run echo Meow~~ > cat
22:00:40 <HackEgo> No output.
22:00:45 <Roujo> `run cat cat | echo > cat
22:00:50 <HackEgo> No output.
22:00:51 <Roujo> `run cat cat
22:00:53 <HackEgo> No output.
22:00:55 <Roujo> ...
22:00:56 <Roujo> D:
22:01:00 <Roujo> `run echo Meow~~ > cat
22:01:04 <HackEgo> No output.
22:01:06 <Roujo> `run cat cat
22:01:07 <HackEgo> Meow~~
22:01:16 <Roujo> `run mv cat run
22:01:20 <HackEgo> No output.
22:01:23 <Roujo> `run cat run
22:01:25 <HackEgo> Meow~~
22:01:33 <Roujo> `run cat run | echo > cat
22:01:37 <HackEgo> No output.
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22:01:41 <Roujo> `run cat run
22:01:43 <HackEgo> Meow~~
22:01:45 <Roujo> `run cat cat
22:01:47 <HackEgo> No output.
22:01:49 <Roujo> D:
22:01:57 <Roujo> `run cat run > cat
22:02:01 <HackEgo> No output.
22:02:03 <Roujo> `run cat cat
22:02:05 <HackEgo> Meow~~
22:02:10 <Roujo> `run cat cat | echo
22:02:11 <HackEgo> No output.
22:02:13 <Roujo> D:
22:02:14 <Roujo> Why
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22:02:29 <Roujo> `run echo Meow~~ > Meow~~
22:02:33 <HackEgo> No output.
22:02:38 <Roujo> `run cat Meow~~
22:02:40 <HackEgo> Meow~~
22:02:45 <Roujo> `run cat Meow~~ | echo
22:02:46 <HackEgo> No output.
22:02:48 <Roujo> WHY
22:02:49 <Roujo> WHY OH WHY
22:02:56 <Roujo> `run cat run | cat
22:02:57 <HackEgo> Meow~~
22:03:06 <Roujo> `run cat run | cat > run
22:03:10 <HackEgo> No output.
22:03:16 <Roujo> There
22:03:27 <Roujo> Does what it's supposed to do
22:03:31 <Roujo> Doesn't do it right
22:03:46 <Roujo> Does it in a completely weird and all kinds of wrong-way
22:03:48 <Roujo> But eh
22:03:48 <Roujo> Does it
22:03:56 <Roujo> `complain POULET
22:03:57 <HackEgo> Complaint filed. Thank you.
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22:15:07 <fizzie> Roujo: The > in the pipeline truncates the output file before the first part has time to run, possibly.
22:16:50 <fizzie> `run echo foo > foo; (cat foo; echo bar) | sh -c "cat > foo"; cat foo; rm foo # race conditions are fun
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22:16:52 <HackEgo> bar
22:16:55 <fizzie> `run echo foo > foo; (cat foo; echo bar) | sh -c "cat > foo"; cat foo; rm foo # race conditions are fun
22:16:57 <HackEgo> foo \ bar
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22:17:36 <fizzie> There you go. Without the sh -c, that would be a consistent "bar" only.
22:18:48 <fizzie> And in `run cat run | cat > run the shell will open-and-truncate "run" as a part of preparing the pipeline, before exec'ing the "cat run".
22:19:47 <fizzie> You could make it work with `run cat run | cat | sponge run if sponge were installed on HackEgo, which it isn't.
22:20:33 <olsner> what's sponge again?
22:22:46 <olsner> reads stdin to memory then writes it to the file after reaching the end of input?
22:23:27 <fizzie> Yes.
22:25:19 <fizzie> `run echo foo > foo; (cat foo; echo bar) | (sleep 1; tee foo > /dev/null); cat foo; rm foo # poor man's sponge
22:25:22 <HackEgo> foo \ bar
22:25:34 <fizzie> (Fits one pipe buffer's worth of stuff, and only if it's done in a second.)
22:26:26 <fizzie> (Maybe the subshell would already have meant that plain (sleep 1; cat > foo) could've been okay.)
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22:38:43 <Fiora> Bike: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Fj0_IJ4PWQg/Ui93TmpTK_I/AAAAAAAAASc/NQW8D6N19_g/s1600/Untitled-1.png
22:39:00 <Bike> hurk
22:40:10 <elliott> augh
22:40:29 <elliott> I would have preferred goatse
22:40:39 <Fiora> XD
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22:42:43 <kmc> uh should i click that link at work or no
22:43:02 <fizzie> I'm sure some could categorize it as "obscene material".
22:43:09 <elliott> it depends how much your boss hates social media
22:43:14 <fizzie> But perhaps it's not obvious-at-a-glance.
22:43:15 <elliott> *on
22:43:31 <kmc> heh
22:43:47 <kmc> i think one of the little icons should be goatse
22:44:28 <fizzie> Whoever made it seems to also have run out of imagination, because the left half of the little icons is just a copy of the right half.
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23:24:19 <Roujo> I'll just stick with `run cat run
23:24:25 <Roujo> But thanks, fizzie =)
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23:39:23 <kmc> `unicode PILE OF POO
23:39:25 <HackEgo> Traceback (most recent call last): \ File "/hackenv/bin/unicode", line 5, in <module> \ print u"".join(map(unicodedata.lookup, sys.argv[1:])).encode("utf-8") \ KeyError: "undefined character name 'PILE OF POO'"
23:39:46 <kmc> `unicode INVISIBLE TIMES
23:39:48 <HackEgo> ​⁢
23:40:06 <Bike> deep
23:40:20 <Bike> `unicode COMBINING PENIS ABOVE
23:40:21 <HackEgo> Traceback (most recent call last): \ File "/hackenv/bin/unicode", line 5, in <module> \ print u"".join(map(unicodedata.lookup, sys.argv[1:])).encode("utf-8") \ KeyError: "undefined character name 'COMBINING PENIS ABOVE'"
23:40:38 <kmc> `unicode ALCHEMICAL SYMBOL FOR HORSE DUNG
23:40:40 <HackEgo> Traceback (most recent call last): \ File "/hackenv/bin/unicode", line 5, in <module> \ print u"".join(map(unicodedata.lookup, sys.argv[1:])).encode("utf-8") \ KeyError: "undefined character name 'ALCHEMICAL SYMBOL FOR HORSE DUNG'"
23:40:48 <kmc> guess it has an old version of the spec :(
23:41:11 <Bike> "Comments: fimus equinus"
23:43:14 <HackEgo> ​ﯹ
23:43:32 <HackEgo> ​⥧
23:43:42 <HackEgo> Traceback (most recent call last): \ File "/hackenv/bin/unicode", line 5, in <module> \ print u"".join(map(unicodedata.lookup, sys.argv[1:])).encode("utf-8") \ KeyError: "undefined character name 'CLOCKWISE RIGHTWARDS AND LEFTWARDS OPEN CIRCLE ARROWS WITH CIRCLED ONE OVERLAY'"
23:43:59 <HackEgo> ​ᾏ
23:44:10 <kmc> that's the first of these I can actually render (v. poorly)
23:44:18 <kmc> I guess not including INVISIBLE TIMES
23:44:55 <Bike> can successfully not render invisible times
23:45:37 <kmc> `unicode OX
23:45:38 <HackEgo> Traceback (most recent call last): \ File "/hackenv/bin/unicode", line 5, in <module> \ print u"".join(map(unicodedata.lookup, sys.argv[1:])).encode("utf-8") \ KeyError: "undefined character name 'OX'"
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