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Anywhere."). 01:06:10 -!- Bike has joined. 01:07:50 -!- augur has quit (Quit: Leaving...). 01:08:43 -!- shikhin has quit (Ping timeout: 244 seconds). 01:09:44 -!- prooftechnique has quit. 01:12:44 -!- yorick has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 01:27:38 -!- prooftechnique has joined. 01:31:45 -!- ter2 has joined. 01:34:40 -!- ter2 has changed nick to tertu. 01:35:58 Semigroupoids are like the vegetarian version <-- i don't see the need for the term semigroupoid, since categories are identical. 01:36:16 * oerjan hides under rock 01:41:42 i prefer non-associative semigroupoids 01:45:40 oerjan: Uh, i thought semigroupoids are categories sans id. But i probably remember incorrectly. 01:45:49 "On Windows, we cannot make a flie named 'aux'. So It doesn't make src/components/main/layout/aux.rs on Win" 01:45:52 best platform ever 01:46:27 the top hit for magmoid is relevant, dunno about the rest. 01:47:44 kmc: :-D 01:49:10 -!- Ghoul_ has quit. 01:49:27 kmc: Yes, AUX is a DOS device name in Windows. So is CON, PRN, COM1, COM2, LPT1, etc. Yes it can be a problem, such as that one. 01:50:12 con.carne 01:50:27 who here remembers 01:50:49 They should have perhaps used a symbol at front which isn't used in actual filenames, in DOS 1.0, but that isn't what they did. 01:51:07 kmc: \o/ 01:51:08 | 01:51:08 /< 01:51:20 click here 01:51:34 90s Kids Remember These 12 IE5 DoS Exploits 01:52:31 I have done in some versions of ZZT, made a link to CON in a menu, which caused strange things to happen. In the latest version I believe that bug is fixed and a link to CON is an error. 01:52:55 ion: that is correct. thus semigroupoids are not identical, but categories are. 01:58:56 oerjan: Oooh, i see what you did there. 01:59:51 puns: sometimes they get too deep and sink 02:00:20 Especially funpuns 02:00:51 i sunk columbus, oh 02:01:04 oh no 02:04:40 -!- Sgeo has joined. 02:05:41 kmc: hell, no 02:07:10 Are there any good amateur philosophy subreddits? I get the impression that /r/philosophy isn't one. I want to rant about how "same" is a silly concept 02:07:21 oh my god 02:07:56 "amateur philosophy subreddit" ;_; 02:08:21 kmc: i think we need to find such a subreddit to ask whether it's ethical to answer that question 02:08:50 do you enjoy arguing with programmers who have never taken a philosophy class or read a book but think that they're automatically an expert because humanities are for dumb people 02:08:51 kmc: Not just any amateur, *good* amateur. 02:09:33 Also, kmc, I have a criticism of Rust in regards to macros 02:09:34 at least when they do this about philosophy it's of no real consequence to anyone 02:10:09 http://www.reddit.com/r/askphilosophers seems empty 02:10:16 Sgeo: oh? 02:10:28 (based on r/askhistorians, it was the obvious place) 02:10:48 "To make this behavior more obvious, the rule has been made that use-statement always need to be written before any declaration, like in the example above. This is a purely artificial rule introduced because people always assumed they shadowed each other based on order, despite the fact that all items in rust are mutually recursive, order independent definitions." 02:11:34 Having artificial restrictions like this could hinder the ability for macros to emit such code without regard to their location in the file, or mixing two separate macros that both expand to use-statements and declarations 02:11:48 http://www.reddit.com/r/askphilosophy looks promising 02:11:59 I think I'm lagging a bit 02:12:22 Sgeo: interesting 02:12:29 I'm not sure that macros can even emit "use" items at the moment 02:12:31 but I think they can 02:12:35 rust-http generates whole modules from macros 02:12:53 btw, another confusing consequence of that is "use foo::Bar; ...; mod foo;" 02:12:57 it must be in that order and not the other 02:13:16 I think there's another similar artificial restriction that's related (external mod, I think?) but same concept/concern 02:14:01 "mod foo;" is a definition and not just a declaration; it creates a module named "foo", but it grabs the module contents from an external file foo.rs and so it doesn't really "look like" a definition 02:16:03 Sgeo: you should start reddit.com/r/Sgeo 02:16:59 shachaf: that's such a good idea, I'll hop in my time machine and do it a year ago 02:17:54 (I wanted to see what the mod tools were like) 02:18:14 I CAN SEE THAT 02:18:15 it's private :'( 02:18:18 but nothing else 02:18:36 i was hoping for a place full of Sgeoy things 02:18:47 such as «Are there any good amateur philosophy subreddits? I get the impression that /r/philosophy isn't one. I want to rant about how "same" is a silly concept» 02:18:59 shachaf: are you sure this would be safe? 02:18:59 did sgeo say that 02:19:24 oerjan: for whom 02:19:27 Bike: well he said the same thing 02:19:44 oh, indeed he did 02:20:07 a good amateur philosophy subreddit presumes good amateur philosophy 02:20:08 whether this means he said that, you'll have to ask an amateur philosopher. 02:20:17 Bike: well, it could be empty 02:20:24 checkmate 02:20:27 damn. 02:20:39 shachaf: for the universe. maybe it would turn reddit into a black hole or something. 02:20:52 could make /r/BikeGetsOwned. only user is shachaf 02:21:01 just constantly burning me left and right 02:21:59 * oerjan remembers to drink his irange juice 02:22:00 the other day i found reddit.com/r/magicskyfairy which seems to be a sort of improvement on reddit.com/r/atheism 02:22:19 i don't know what that is, i thought it was orange but the keyboard doesn't lie 02:22:52 the true spirit of reddit, i think 02:23:13 haha an improvement on /r/atheism 02:23:45 /r/atheism, now with blackjack and hookers 02:23:55 *but with 02:24:17 kmc: hard to believe, i know 02:27:28 I have heard a lot, many people think of "God" as the "magic sky fairy" and is why those people don't believe in such things. Other people are not so dumb. And learn ignosticism too. 02:28:33 are antipodes related to octopodes <-- whatever you do, don't mix them, especially not in 8:1 proportion 02:29:36 Hey, i heat my house with that energy. 02:30:35 also you get a nice tan from the gamma rays? 02:31:07 Only cos. 02:32:05 i get really nervous whenever I add an rm -rf rule to a makefile 02:32:50 hehe 02:34:01 zzo38: I don't think it's *why* those people don't believe in a god, it's just a way to make fun of people who do 02:34:41 kmc: Probably you are correct at least in some cases. I don't know if it is true in all cases. 02:34:51 i dislike religion immensely but that kind of mockery is probably bad and unhelpful 02:35:11 I think you are correct, it isn't very helpful. 02:35:42 one thing that most of the Angry Internet Atheists tend to miss is that religions fulfill like 30 different social roles, many of which have nothing to do with superstition or metaphysics 02:35:51 the fact that they are tied up with superstition and metaphysics is historical baggage 02:36:05 Yes, that is true too, you do make the good points too 02:36:10 hooray 02:39:32 I think ignosticism should be a thing. You just don't think about the existence of god 02:39:43 it is a thing 02:39:47 zzo38 just recommended it 02:39:58 (I've heard it called "apatheism" as well) 02:40:03 Oh, wow, it is a thing 02:40:09 it actually means the belief that questions of theism can't be dealt with without an adequate definition of 'god' etc 02:40:14 there are other positions like, "whether god exists is an ill-posed question" 02:40:33 which is different from "i don't care" and also different from the traditional agnostic "we can't ever know" 02:40:43 "whether god exists is independent of the axioms of ZFC" 02:40:52 Bike: Yes that is what I meant 02:41:06 kmc: That one's a little better 02:41:11 kmc: [gödel joke] 02:41:37 but of course we can talk about systems ZFC+Θ and ZFC+¬Θ 02:41:53 Yes I think that is correct, whether or not God exists is an ill-posed question. 02:42:03 can God create a statement of number theory which is so self referential that even He cannot prove or disprove it 02:42:57 I assume that Gödel actually said something about that at some point 02:42:59 anyone know what? 02:43:20 oh, i was referring to godel's attempted proof of god's existence 02:43:28 yeah I figured 02:44:00 lexande: do you know if he said anything about it? 02:44:21 I guess it is similar to other simpler theological puzzles such as, can god create an object which is both light and heavy 02:44:28 or a glass which is both empty and full 02:44:39 (can god create an object whose inertial mass differs from its gravitational mass?) 02:45:38 Bah, temporal logic 02:45:57 -!- drlemon has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 02:46:10 kmc: I suppose they might be possible, but not in this universe (by definition) 02:46:14 hmm 02:46:28 can god create a new universe where naive set theory is consistent 02:46:37 a philosopher buddy of mine happened to be reading a book on godel's philosophical influences, perhaps it is relevant http://www.amazon.com/After-Godel-Platonism-Rationalism-Mathematics/dp/019960620X 02:46:59 as for that, i <3 psychologism~ 02:47:04 kmc: But set theory is mathematics, not physics. Therefore the question is wrong. 02:47:07 yeah i don't "read books" or anything like this 02:47:41 zzo38: oh? 02:48:10 zzo38: uh, i think that's explicitly the question 02:48:22 of whether maths had to be the same in all "universes" 02:48:34 -!- nisstyre has joined. 02:48:44 I think it does have to be the same. 02:49:10 how about the fact that YHWH apparenly thinks that pi=3.0? 02:49:18 prooftechnique: I guess my view is a form of agnosticism, in that I believe any evidence of God which is admissible to a finite mind would be better explained (c.f. occam's razor) with beings of finite power instead 02:49:23 "god doesn't exist, aliens are just fucking with you" 02:49:25 lexande: That is simply an error in the Bible. 02:49:39 Any book can contain errors. 02:49:56 prooftechnique: so I can't assert "there is no god" but i have no reason to believe there is one, and I never could 02:50:04 zzo38: so i'd say that no universe where naive set theory is consistent exists 02:50:13 but i think this relies heavily on my definition of "exists" 02:50:13 zzo38: many people believe quite explicitly that the Bible is exempt from that fact about books 02:50:17 kmc: I can get down with a little Lovecraftian theology, sure 02:50:23 prooftechnique: heh is that what we call it 02:50:52 However if you say God created that, God did that, deliberately, accidentally, by choice, by having no choice, etc, it is just metaphorical and why should we think it is applicable to God in the same way it is to us? Probably it isn't. 02:50:59 kmc: how about the statement that you're in a simulation? 02:51:08 could naive set theory be consistent in this cardboard box right here 02:51:14 Bike: no. 02:51:17 That sounds exciting because maybe there are cheat codes 02:51:21 People think of God as a Person, but that is silly and stupid. 02:51:37 Bike: The Axiom of the Carboard Box says it is 02:51:47 lexande: hmm, it depends on what you mean by "simulation" 02:51:47 Still it can be a metaphor when some people draw the picture (which is a representation, as inaccurate as others); it is not the kind of metaphor I prefer however. 02:51:54 lexande: are you sure. have you even seen the box! 02:52:09 Bike: does the cardboard box exist? if so then i'm sure 02:52:11 it's pretty nice. filled with books. books i like, so objectively good 02:52:29 you're that sure huh 02:52:30 -!- tertu has quit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds). 02:52:35 kmc: depends how? 02:52:43 The Weak Axiom of the Cardboard Box says it might be consistent in a certain neighborhood of the box. 02:52:56 The Axiom of the Weak Cardboard Box says that the box might fall apart under stress. 02:52:57 in which topology 02:53:04 prooftechnique: http://lesswrong.com/lw/qk/ 02:53:23 lexande: if I take a red pill and trip balls and emerge naked from a pod of alien goo, I'll probably conclude that I was in a simulation before, but maybe aliens are just tricking me, but if their trick is sufficiently advanced then maybe it counts as a simulation too 02:53:47 i suppose i could have said "why is 'X theory is consistent' a statement you make about places" directly but i like boxes 02:54:03 What is the simulation in, then? 02:54:11 intercal 02:54:16 Turtle 02:54:24 kmc: how do you decide whether pre or post red pill is the simulation? 02:54:32 and who is emerging from the pod 02:55:09 valid questions too 02:55:13 but anyway i'm specifically considering the statement that the whole universe is more or less how it looks except it's a simulation inside a larger universe 02:55:16 "I" is a leaky abstraction 02:55:33 and it seems like no evidence could convince me of that for the same reason none could convince me of god 02:55:38 yeah, maybe 02:55:38 which is good, because it allows some p. cool exploits 02:55:41 I will think about that more 02:55:54 and yet it seems odd to assign that statement extremely small probability 02:56:07 given the arguments about how the universe is probably a simulation, etc 02:56:16 oh, hey, i read a nice paper about this once, let me see if i can find it again 02:56:16 Does the simulation have to be in a larger universe? 02:56:30 I don't think the universe is a simulation, although I cannot discard that hypothesis. 02:56:33 people write papers about brains in vats all the time though :/ 02:56:34 so i think i have to say that "the universe is a simulation" is not a meaningful statement, since only things in the universe "are" 02:56:44 kmc: I think the problem is that "naive set theory" refers to something within this universe. 02:56:46 What is universe in, anyways? 02:56:53 if you assume mathematics can vary over universes then "naive set theory" as a concept is local to this one 02:57:14 here it is, drevil.pdf 02:57:24 zzo38: what evidence might cause you to increase or decrease your confidence in that hypothesis? 02:57:27 naive set theory is local to this box 02:57:48 Bike: So the Axioms of the Cardboard Box are consistent 02:57:50 Sweet 02:57:52 good, good 02:57:52 I assume mathematics is fixed and cannot vary over universes. However, if a mathematical theory is inconsistent (i.e. all well-formed statements are theorems) then it isn't a Mathematical Truth. 02:57:55 we should find some actual space aliens and ask them what their mathematics is like 02:57:56 how do you compare the probability of the universe being a simulation with the probability of in-universe aliens trolling you 02:58:02 "Defeating Dr. Evil with self-locating belief", if anyone's interested. 02:58:04 zzo38: you ever dream maths? 02:58:19 when i dream maths it's all wrong 02:58:28 kmc: i have a fantasy of running some AI simulations and seeing what they can come up with under various developmental schemes. 02:58:34 Yes I sometimes to dream about mathematical things 02:58:38 things feel like proofs that certainly are not proofs 02:58:55 I sometimes finish proofs while I'm asleep 02:58:57 which i find deeply disconcerting 02:59:16 Dr Evil is about, uh, "Dr. Evil learns that a duplicate of Dr. Evil has been created. Upon learning this, how seriously should he take the hypothesis that he himself is that duplicate?" 02:59:18 i had a dream where I discovered a security flaw in a real software system and it turned out to be real 02:59:29 And I notice that some of the "illogical" things in my dreaming are actually logical if you use the wrong kind of logic. 02:59:44 kmc: nice 02:59:47 wrong kind, huh. 02:59:52 the reasoning in my dreams is consistently nonsense 02:59:54 i hate dreaming 02:59:54 kmc: I think something similar may have happened to me, but I am unsure. 03:00:01 and with that, i'm going to take a nap 03:00:05 Bike: At the end, do they fight, or do they make out? 03:00:09 Yes the reasoning is sometimes nonsense. 03:00:09 enjoy, lexande 03:00:21 prooftechnique: well, one of them is being tortured. 03:00:25 prooftechnique: one and then the other 03:00:26 Kinky 03:00:30 also man i'm glad i'm not a mathematician because i would not fit in 03:00:42 However I am distinguishing between logic (which is mathematics) and reasoning (which is informal thinking, and should be logical). 03:00:45 It's fun, Bike. Pinky swear 03:01:02 It's just pacing for hours and thinking really hard 03:01:13 Which, as I understand it, is what most people do, just not about math 03:01:29 yeah, i do that about parts of china and caterpillar legs. 03:01:39 By "wrong kind of logic", I mean for example linear logic where classical logic would be a better model in real situations, and vice versa, and other similar kind of things too. 03:01:43 -!- nisstyre has quit (Disconnected by services). 03:01:59 -!- nisstyre has joined. 03:02:23 If everyone turned all their nervous energy to some light mathematics, there'd be some neat stuff to show for it :D 03:02:50 three billion proofs of the parallel postulate from the other axioms 03:03:07 oerjan: That was pretty cool 03:03:11 Definitely bookmarking 03:14:02 An example of something that doesn't follow ordinary logic, but may be logical in other kinds of logic, in my dreams, may be the one where I had the belief that I (as my character in the dream) had never been there but that I (as myself) had been to that place before, and these beliefs could not be combined in my reasoning. (As it turns out, the second belief is also untrue, but I believed it while I was asleep.) 03:14:39 -!- Oj742 has joined. 03:15:16 Despite being strange (and clearly incorrect), it still appears perfectly logical to me, just using the "wrong kind of logic". 03:19:48 Do you have dreams like that too? 03:20:40 why do you think math "does have to be the same [in all universes]", i'm curious 03:21:02 i mostly dream about being very afraid 03:22:34 Because mathematics is the *real* reality. 03:22:43 why do you think that? 03:22:46 Bike: Very afraid? If anything in particular? 03:23:04 the things i'm afraid of aren't very constant between dreams, no 03:23:31 But what are they for instance? Do you know? Or is just being afraid in general? 03:23:37 * constant looks at Bike 03:23:45 * Bike looks at constant 03:24:25 zzo38: one time, it was a virtual reality character, an imperial japanese soldier who had strapped himself with explosives. for example. 03:24:40 Ah, OK. 03:24:51 another time it was the concept of dreaming. another time it was a big thing that looked like a displacer beast made of half-cooked meat 03:25:00 OK. 03:25:46 When I am dreaming of being afraid of something (which isn't common), it is almost always other people trying to push me or rescue me or something, it seems. 03:26:47 Bike: Sounds low calorie 03:26:54 prooftechnique: also, http://qntm.org/responsibility :) 03:27:50 oerjan: https://sites.google.com/site/asenselessconversation/ 03:27:52 I like this one 03:28:51 oerjan: Also, did you hear about Google/NASA's quantum computer? 03:29:28 um did they buy one of those d-wave things that are _possibly_ sort of qc but not the "real" thing 03:30:20 (aaronson at shtetl-optimized likes to criticize them) 03:31:07 It is a D-wave, yes 03:31:44 iirc from his last post about it, they cannot do "real" quantum algorithms and the evidence that what they can do is hard with classical computers is increasingly weak 03:31:54 Aww 03:55:11 kmc: should I comment on my Rust thoughts elsewhere? 03:55:28 perhaps you could use the rust channel 03:56:08 I could bring it up in the Rust channe; 03:56:08 channel 03:58:11 I feel awkward being on the Mozilla IRC network while being a Chrome user 03:58:29 it's in your user-agent, they can deal! 03:59:04 Disable VERSION then. 04:05:14 kmc: fwiw, a thing I do think I like about Rust is its do syntax. As readable as Ruby, without an actual physical distinction, just syntactic sugar 04:37:42 yep 04:37:59 'for' used to be similarly superficial sugar 04:38:14 -!- ^v has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 04:38:15 for a call with a lambda 04:38:16 but it didn't work out so well, so now it's sugar for calling .next() repeatedly 04:38:40 not such a big deal to consumers, but implementing an object with a .next() method is a lot more work than implementing a function that takes a function 04:38:43 oh well 04:38:58 (the reasons for switching were composability and performance, I think) 04:39:06 I often don't like to knock out opponent's active pokemon cards. 04:39:13 C++ lambdas can do something Rust lambdas can't which is inline into the function they're passed to 04:39:28 that's weird 04:40:00 in C++ you can do void f(std::function g) but you can *also* do template void f(G g) and the latter will enable such optimizations 04:40:27 with Rust if you want the latter you need to define and implement a trait 04:41:06 Sgeo: I dunno, if you have specific questions or suggestions you could take them to #rust on irc.mozilla.org 04:42:35 Already did, someone commented on my mentioning the restriction, but not my comment about how it affects macros 04:42:42 okay 04:42:52 you could press on that point? 04:42:55 i thought it was an interesting point 04:43:14 I don't know how to do that without being rude 04:44:04 -!- ^v has joined. 04:46:47 i give this article an eight of ten. most enlightening. http://krazydad.com/tutorials/makecolors.php 04:47:31 prooftechnique: reading your senseless conversation link now, i think i guessed pretty quickly where this is going... 04:47:42 oerjan: Yeah, so did I 04:47:50 That was the only disappointing thing about it 04:53:29 kmc: are you in the chat? 04:53:50 not paying attention atm 04:57:47 http://zzo38computer.org/img_16/pokemon_card_never_switch.png As it turns out both of us had the same active pokemon card during the entire duel, never shifting or getting knocked out. (I knocked out their bench pokemon cards though; the AI is really bad.) 05:04:00 oerjan: i am amused by the idea of hofstadter administrating the test tho :D 05:07:59 zzo38: the symbols look like a mess, how can you read that? 05:08:50 -!- augur has joined. 05:08:55 oklopol: I can read it, I can tell you its meaning: Side card, Active pokemon card, Number of cards remaining in draw pile. 05:09:18 i could read up to side card 05:09:39 but kanji are a mess 05:09:58 Well, now you know the rest too. Yes the kanji is in a small resolution that is hard to read, but I know what they mean in this context anyways. 05:10:50 how do you say the active 05:11:35 I don't know. 05:11:58 But that is what it means in this context. 05:12:08 ok 05:13:49 Do you play Pokemon card? It would be more understandable to someone who does. 05:15:17 i don't 05:15:42 but i play some japanese 05:16:21 What games can you play in Japanese? Shogi? Mahjong? 05:16:55 no i mean i play the language itself 05:17:02 in the sense of pretending to learn it 05:17:21 well i've played some mahjong obviously 05:17:29 Pretending to learn it? 05:17:45 Is it Japanese mahjong? Do you know Washizu mahjong? 05:18:41 i just know the mahjong computer game, it's a kind of solitaire 05:18:50 you have to remove pairs until the heap runs out 05:18:55 and then you win 05:19:19 Yes, mahjong solitaire, I know that one, but that isn't the real mahjong game, it is just the mahjong solitaire, using the same tiles 05:19:51 i sort of figured 05:19:53 The true mahjong game is 4 players game. 05:19:55 what's the actual mahjong like 05:19:57 ohhhh 05:20:03 i've read its rules 05:20:06 i think 05:20:12 there's like four winds and stuff 05:20:16 Yes 05:20:36 and like a great wall made from the pieces maybe_ 05:20:37 ? 05:20:55 Yes, usually there is. (Sometimes a bag is used instead.) 05:21:09 There is many different variants, such as Chinese game, Japanese game, etc. 05:21:44 dunno which one was in the big book of random games i read once 05:22:25 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/X-machine okey doke 05:30:57 oerjan: i am amused by the idea of hofstadter administrating the test tho :D <-- oh, i didn't notice the first name coincidence. 05:31:38 coincidence? i'd guess intentional. it's not like Zongker is much of a computational philosopher 05:46:11 hey oklopol 05:46:15 hii 05:46:21 surely you know the answer to my question 05:46:45 hide the finnish grammars! 05:46:49 how can we probe a formal language for word-word interactions without knowing the grammar or the class of grammars involved? 05:47:48 well that's easy but you don't know enough flexo-flamigold theory to understand it so no can do 05:48:16 probe like, how? temperature? 05:48:32 Bike: yes, temperature 05:54:09 oklopol: it's more-or-less like canasta, if you've played that 05:54:12 it's similar anyway 05:54:20 mahjongg, I mean 06:00:38 i don't know canasta 06:01:00 but kanasta means "from a chicken" in finnish 06:05:07 -!- prooftechnique has quit. 06:17:07 Yes, it is somewhat like canasta and other rummy games. 06:17:27 Although there are actually many significant differences. 06:20:44 I made up a new esolang http://esolangs.org/wiki/B-tapemark 06:28:03 -!- Oj742 has quit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds). 06:37:35 -!- ^v has quit (Quit: http://i.imgur.com/MHuW96t.gif). 07:03:17 -!- Ghoul_ has joined. 07:20:45 -!- ^v has joined. 07:24:54 -!- ^v has quit (Client Quit). 07:25:24 -!- ^v has joined. 07:33:23 Bike: so imo the "finite observations" business is a sensible way to understnd continuity 07:35:36 -!- Bike has quit (Ping timeout: 246 seconds). 07:40:33 @ask Bike imo wow rude 07:40:34 Consider it noted. 07:42:29 -!- ^v has quit (Quit: http://i.imgur.com/MHuW96t.gif). 07:54:48 oerjan: in re http://lesswrong.com/lw/qk/ , https://twitter.com/HardSciFiMovies/status/396699827414646784 07:54:58 (though i realise that's kind of missing the point) 07:56:18 that was a plot point in the movie also 07:57:00 lexande: that's based on the Matrix movies though (duh), not yudkowsky 07:57:14 yes. still. 07:57:32 should i read more lesswrong sci fi 07:57:35 it seems p. interesting 07:57:56 the only yudkowsky sci fi i know about is this and the one with the babyeaters and superhappies and hpmor 08:00:12 "If you have a sexual fetish for people who have a fetish for recursion, and they have a fetish for people with a fetish for recursion, the two of you have a fetish for each other via Lob's Theorem." 08:01:13 \rainbow{yudkowsky} 08:01:34 kmc: i haven't seen any other fiction on lesswrong than those yudkowksy things but i haven't looked 08:03:30 :D 08:04:34 oerjan: where should i eat pizza if i visit .no 08:05:25 the latest HardSciFiMovies happens in a world close to you 08:05:53 shachaf: i see you think i have taste 08:06:08 alternative answer: you can't afford norwegian food anyhow. 08:06:53 i hear good norwegian pizza costs $30 or something? 08:07:08 PLAYSIBLE 08:08:40 i can tell you the two biggest pizza chains i know of, but i cannot remember if they're considered _good_: peppe'?s pizza and dolly dimple's 08:09:18 (actually dolly's has a bit unusual cheese mix) 08:09:40 also norwegians have lousy taste in food in general. 08:09:49 and mine is worse. 08:10:30 by which i mean, i'm not very discerning. 08:10:32 lexande: I support research into further applications of modal logic in this domain 08:12:03 oh and i should mention Egon for old times sake, and because i recall at least one person praising their pizza. 08:13:32 oerjan: is one of them on the other side of the street from the royal palace 08:14:03 shachaf: i have no idea what's there, i don't live in Oslo. 08:14:50 i hear everything in scandinavia costs at least $30 08:14:54 i'll have to send lexande on a pizza mission for me 08:16:05 "the other side of the street from the royal palace" doesn't really make sense, the palace is in the middle of a park. 08:17:11 shachaf: yeah i suspect you will just have to go hungry the whole time you are in norway 08:17:23 why 08:17:28 oh, i guess you have a real job, so maybe not 08:17:38 because expensive 08:18:09 I'll probably be in .eu early next year for work. But maybe not .no. 08:21:01 shachaf: took a stroll on streetview down from the castle, hit Egon: https://maps.google.no/maps?q=slottsplassen,+Oslo&hl=no&ll=59.914042,10.738304&spn=0.000003,0.00206&sll=63.409649,10.364351&sspn=0.359599,1.054687&t=h&hq=slottsplassen,&hnear=Oslo&z=19&layer=c&cbll=59.914042,10.737794&panoid=TZqdkmjMXg09K1O52clPeA&cbp=12,26.73,,0,-7.72 08:23:18 oerjan: what about Peppes Pizza - Stortingsgaten 08:26:48 well i looked down Karl Johans gate which is the main street 08:27:03 Pizza in Oslo? Sounds expensive 08:27:18 well there's a peppes in both streets anyhow 08:29:28 well there you go https://maps.google.no/maps?q=Peppes+Pizza+-+Stortingsgaten,+Stortingsgata,+Oslo&hl=no&ll=59.912869,10.738964&spn=0.000086,0.065918&sll=59.912923,10.741856&sspn=0.000792,0.003082&oq=Pepp&t=h&hq=Peppes+Pizza+-+Stortingsgaten,+Stortingsgata,+Oslo&z=14&layer=c&cbll=59.912987,10.738613&panoid=0JExO66m127U5RdZx3MyPA&cbp=12,205.42,,1,17.44 08:31:08 the one in Karl Johans gate is much further down 08:32:29 are there loads of peppes pizza places in oslo? if not I might've eaten at that one 08:32:39 olsner: was it good 08:33:00 olsner: yes 08:33:11 shachaf: not really... I guess it was ok? 08:35:19 anyway just give up all your money and eat at maaemoe hth 08:35:20 -!- MindlessDrone has joined. 08:35:42 wait that was one e too much 08:35:49 *maaemo 08:35:58 (i doubt they have pizza) 08:37:51 (do i need to mention i've never eaten there?) 08:47:51 shachaf: you know how JavaScript supports bitwise "32-bit integer operations" on its sole numeric type of 64-bit floats? 08:48:05 well I learned today that this is actually essential to Emscripten performance 08:48:23 it outputs code like «var x = f()|0; var y = g()|0; return (x+y)|0;» 08:48:35 That's the asm.js thing too, right? 08:48:36 which acts as a hint to the JIT that it should compile this as 32-bit integer code 08:48:48 right, the big win of asm.js is that you can do this interprocedurally too 09:12:51 -!- FreeFull has quit. 09:17:41 -!- Bike has joined. 09:24:11 -!- Bike has quit (Ping timeout: 272 seconds). 09:25:35 -!- aloril_ has quit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds). 09:38:49 -!- aloril_ has joined. 09:57:33 -!- upgrayeddd has quit (Quit: Connection closed for inactivity). 10:10:26 -!- Bike has joined. 10:22:11 -!- Bike has quit (Ping timeout: 272 seconds). 10:56:47 -!- Taneb has joined. 10:57:06 In two years this channel has turned me from loving python to hating it 10:57:34 And now I am forced to use it 10:59:32 aww 11:00:18 Was it two years? Or was it three? Or even more? 11:00:35 Anyway, I'm wondering how my younger self tolerated it 11:01:04 and you hate it because...? 11:01:12 mroman_: it's scary and aaaah 11:01:29 It's got numbers, classes and stuff 11:01:33 what you want more? 11:01:41 I want less! 11:01:43 "a type system" 11:01:44 except static type checking 11:01:55 Oh yeah, and static type checking 11:01:57 I fucking started to hate every language with no perfect type checking 11:01:58 this car has everything except seatbelts or airbags, what's the problem 11:02:00 like C 11:02:06 especially gtk callback 11:02:12 I spent 3 hours debugging memory corruption bug 11:02:25 until I noticed I passed something else to a gtk callback as userdata as I thought 11:02:29 python is way too boring for me to have love or hate emotions about it 11:02:33 I passed a data struct and not a widget 11:02:41 and gtk kept corrupting my structs :) 11:02:49 mroman_: you can do that bug in haskell too 11:02:54 elliott: Really? 11:03:00 Then I guess I fucking hate haskell too 11:03:11 Maybe you just hate GTK 11:03:17 elliott: Shouln't there be type safe callbacks? 11:03:25 I actually quite like C 11:03:30 kmc: i ride in cars without seatbelts and airbags, don't you? 11:03:50 not very often 11:03:56 i don't ride in cars very often at all 11:03:59 but this week yes 11:04:09 i think most of the cars i ride in probably lack seatbelts and airbags 11:04:14 being third world taxis 11:04:23 > fromDyn (toDyn (123 :: Int)) :: Double 11:04:31 Couldn't match expected type `GHC.Types.Double' 11:04:31 with actual ty... 11:04:36 Just keep in mind that every airbag has an electric-fuse 11:04:40 > fromDyn (toDyn (123 :: Int)) :: Maybe Double 11:04:42 Couldn't match expected type `Data.Maybe.Maybe GHC.Types.Double' 11:04:42 ... 11:04:45 i guess most of the cars i hitchhiked in had seatbelts and airbags, which probably shifted the ratio back that way 11:04:47 and you don't know if it still works until you try it out . 11:04:54 toyota recalled 870,000 cars because of spiders living in the airbags 11:05:16 i have been riding in taxis this week because a 4km taxi ride in korea is like $5 11:05:17 whether hitchhiking is safer than a third world taxi seems unclear 11:05:30 but the seoul metro is so shiny 11:05:36 yeah but we're not in seoul 11:05:39 we're out in suwon 11:06:00 I've been getting buses mainly recently 11:06:05 Occasionally trains 11:06:16 :t toDyn 11:06:17 Typeable a => a -> Dynamic 11:06:19 :t fromDyn 11:06:20 Typeable a => Dynamic -> a -> a 11:06:26 :t fromDynamic 11:06:26 > fromDynamic (toDyn (123 :: Int)) :: Maybe Double 11:06:27 Typeable a => Dynamic -> Maybe a 11:06:28 Nothing 11:06:29 i'll go to seoul on friday afternoon and also saturday afternoon through monday sometime 11:06:39 Buses are really scary when you think about it 11:07:23 yes but how so 11:07:37 Because there are loads of people and no seatbelts 11:07:48 And busy roads and you're an easy target 11:08:00 i think the theory is that seatbelts become less important the further you are from the front 11:08:07 cause you won't go through the windshield 11:08:46 i spent a lot of time on school buses and thought about this a lot and they basically told me it's fine cause you'll just hit the back of the seat in front of you 11:09:03 fsvo fine 11:09:25 Also often you have to stand 11:09:46 And if the bus stops suddenly you fall over 11:10:38 afaiu they've made seat belts mandatory in school buses in norway now. 11:11:06 of course, the cool kids don't use them 11:11:34 no the cool kids are too cool for school 11:11:57 i vaguely think the driver may be legally mandated to check that they do. 11:12:13 driver carries less than $20 11:12:17 (that's certainly the case for children in private cars) 11:14:29 hm it says on this page that it's still legal to stand 11:16:34 If it were illegal to stand in busses 11:16:46 then they have to use much more busses :) 11:16:49 at least around here 11:17:03 the probably need double the busses they have now at rush hours 11:17:04 well this doesn't apply to adults anyway. 11:17:05 *they 11:17:13 Oh. 11:17:14 Ok 11:17:23 And only for school buses? 11:17:26 not generally? 11:17:31 yes. 11:17:32 well. ok 11:17:42 -!- yorick has joined. 11:17:56 the problem is, that the driver can't really ensure that everyone uses the seatbelt 11:18:00 for adult buses 11:18:18 "I'm not driving until everyone uses his seatbelt!" 11:18:39 sounds like a way to become popular 11:18:48 the drivers get assaulted by passengers often enough as it is 11:19:01 in both NYC and SF there are signs on every bus/train reminding you that it's illegal to beat up the driver 11:19:11 ... 11:19:37 there was this bus mini-massacre in norway recently 11:20:34 mini because there were only about 3 people in the bus, but they were all killed 11:20:54 :O 11:21:30 Sounds like it's not a dream job to be busdriver in the US 11:21:42 i don't think so, no 11:21:50 probably not anywhere, really 11:21:50 how poor 11:22:13 except that these days "dream job" means like "a job, where you get health care" 11:22:25 and bus drivers are often unionized and make decent money and benefits and get a pension etc 11:22:26 Yeah 11:22:32 Your country is messed up ;) 11:22:32 so that puts them ahead of most employed people even 11:22:34 yep 11:23:15 the latest on that is, the website they set up for the new healthcare law is buggy and this proves that universal health care is a bad idea 11:23:16 I got annoyed at a bus driver recently because he insisted that the bus didn't go anywhere near Heslington East when it terminated at the Heslington East Interchange (which is at Heslington East) 11:23:32 kmc: How is that a prove? 11:23:36 *proof 11:23:49 (Heslington East is where my uni's CS department is) 11:23:56 (and WHERE I AM RIGHT NOW) 11:24:23 heh 11:25:44 -!- Taneb has quit (Quit: I'm going now). 11:25:46 mroman_: it isn't, clearly, but the people fighting reform don't really care about facts or logic 11:26:09 the sad fact is, there's a small number of very rich americans who honestly would rather let thousands of people die every year than pay slightly higher taxes 11:26:16 and they have enough money to fool enough people to get their way 11:27:08 Maybe you should think about establishing a real democracy ;) 11:27:19 but this website thing... wow the government spent a bunch of money on something that doesn't work well? STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES 11:27:29 happens every day but it's usually something republicans like, such as military spending 11:27:45 Are republicans anti-military? 11:27:48 Or pro-military? 11:27:55 pro 11:27:57 Ok 11:28:01 i mean both parties are very much pro-military 11:28:10 republicans tend to be slightly more in favor of actually fighting wars 11:28:16 they both love spending money on jet planes and whatever 11:28:25 And the republicans are the ones with more money? 11:28:34 -!- oerjan has quit (Quit: Later). 11:29:00 yes they're the party of rich people who don't want to pay taxes 11:29:03 Ironic 11:29:09 they were founded to stop slavery 11:29:29 rich people who don't want to pay taxes, who convince a lot of ignorant poor people to go along by leveraging various forms of bigotry 11:33:51 Yeah 11:34:45 * kmc -> afk 11:34:47 I don't really know anything about the US tax system 11:34:55 other than it's apparentely really messy and complicated 11:35:04 -!- Koen_ has joined. 11:35:32 -!- Koen_ has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 11:35:41 -!- Koen_ has joined. 11:38:48 "For adult buses" sounds a bit dirty. 11:40:17 Also I just built a thing with ICC instead of GCC (also with Intel's BLAS instead of generic ATLAS, which is probably more relevant), and its runtime (for a test case) dropped from three and a half minutes to one minute, which was quite the speedup. 11:44:05 fizzie: They usually are a bit dirty. 11:45:15 It could even be a serial bus! 11:48:32 adult serial buses 11:58:12 -!- carado has joined. 12:08:40 -!- Koen_ has quit (Quit: Koen_). 12:20:21 -!- carado has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). 12:24:12 fizzie: nice 12:25:13 -!- carado has joined. 12:26:25 -!- Taneb has joined. 12:33:42 -!- Sgeo has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 12:50:50 kmc: the metro totally goes to suwon but i guess there are only a couple stations there 12:52:38 one note about the safety of city busses with lots of people standing is that such busses tend to be slow as balls 12:53:17 -!- Taneb has quit (Ping timeout: 250 seconds). 12:53:33 people may fall over in a sudden stop but nothing too traumatic 12:55:43 lexande: yeah i think we will take the metro to seoul and back 12:55:54 though we took a cab here from ICN 12:55:56 there are exceptions; riding the M60 across the triboro bridge is a little disconcerting in this respect. but generally in the developed world busses that spend a significant amount of time at high speeds (primarily commuter express and intercity coaches) aren't allowed standees. 12:55:57 but i wasn't paying 12:56:47 a cab from ICN to anywhere sounds cringeworthy; i guess it's the land of cheap cabs but does that really mean they refrain from milking airport passengers? 12:57:52 also what, i tried to do google maps directions in korea and transit is the only option 12:58:18 it was about $80 12:58:26 yeesh 13:00:48 -!- FreeFull has joined. 13:02:02 lexande: yeah what's with that? re gmaps 13:03:27 i don't know. it took them a long time to get road data in south korea at all. i think they may have actually had it in north korea first (because mapmaker was allowed in north korea) 13:03:33 haha 13:03:37 $80 doesn't seem so bad to go 60km 13:04:36 actually more than 60km because I'm pretty sure we took the north bridge 13:04:39 we went past GMP on the way 13:06:18 i've had a 50km taxi ride for like $18 in china, and an 80km ride for like $3 in Botswana (though i may have actually been hitchhiking then, what is a taxi really) 13:06:29 haha 13:06:40 albania: where every car is a taxi and also a 90s mercedes 13:06:58 i took a cab from JFK to Exchange Place once, by myself 13:07:04 THAT was a ridiculous thing to do 13:07:36 but again, not my money, plus I had very little idea how to get around the area at the time 13:07:41 that was like $120 13:07:56 oh yeah we paid €26 or whatever for that 50km taxi ride from Shkoder to Bar 13:08:18 in a mixture of EUR and ALL yes 13:12:55 i think we paid like $150 for a 250km taxi ride from El Calafate to Rio Turbio 13:17:49 i paid something under $35 for a 450km taxi ride from Nuweiba to Cairo 13:23:13 though he dropped me out in Heliopolis or some shit and i had to pay almost $10 more for a taxi into the city centre 13:23:56 #esoteric-taxis 13:25:35 is there a rush-hour based esolang, I wonder ... 13:27:49 also https://twitter.com/kevinmarks/status/390188941749395456 13:35:51 I think we once took a taxi from Mikkeli to Helsinki back when I was a small child, and the family car broke down, and it was late, and there was some reason or another that we absolutely had to get back the same day. 13:36:14 (That's about 230 km.) 13:37:41 today's finding: most programs do not work well if you set all of the registers to 0 after every instruction 13:37:46 but i have one that does! 13:40:11 * kmc writes sizeof(uint64_t) and feels silly 13:40:39 7.1111! 13:46:41 you should 13:50:44 -!- nooodl has joined. 14:03:49 -!- Bike has joined. 14:22:58 -!- boily has joined. 14:23:05 -!- metasepia has joined. 14:32:55 -!- mrhmouse has joined. 14:37:39 -!- conehead has quit (Quit: Computer has gone to sleep.). 15:08:29 i wonder if x86 is turing complete with only instructions «mov dword [dest], imm» and «jmp [src]» but allowing self-modifying of those operands 15:08:55 Can you flush icaches with those 15:09:15 you don't need to flush the icache to do self-modifying code on x86 15:09:27 iianm, that would mean some form of memory mapping, no? 15:09:56 i dunno why people complain so much about x86, the assembly language is so nice and high level 15:09:59 * kmc only mostly trolling 15:10:11 boily: what do you mean 15:10:14 I wonder how much x86 legacy involves local self-modifying code 15:10:18 Probably a lot 15:11:02 kmc: now that I think about what I thought, I don't think I was thinking what I meant to. 15:12:29 Can you think something other than the thing you thought to think? 15:13:37 you guys, it is way too early here for this 15:13:48 kmc: oh there's a bit of self-modifying code here and there; e.g. the first bresenham implementation I encountered had a point where an inc was patched to a dec if the lines sloped upwards, things like that. 15:13:58 rock on 15:16:11 `run ls bin | paste 15:16:20 http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/raw-file/tip/paste/paste.6704 15:16:25 Well, x86 is the (?) architecture that decodes every single byte offset in parallel because it can't know in advance where instructions start 15:17:13 that would be an implementation detail 15:17:39 but also, I haven't heard about that 15:17:49 and would like to know more 15:18:08 `paste bin/welcome 15:18:10 http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/raw-file/tip/bin/welcome 15:18:16 @localtime mrhmouse 15:18:34 `paste wisdom/welcome 15:18:36 http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/raw-file/tip/wisdom/welcome 15:18:40 `run ls wisdom | paste 15:18:45 http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/raw-file/tip/paste/paste.22595 15:19:11 `run echo wisdom/* | paste 15:19:16 http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/raw-file/tip/paste/paste.13718 15:19:33 int-e: what have you done to that poor lambdabot? 15:19:43 `? wercome 15:19:45 ​エソテリックプログラミング言語のディザインとデプロイメントの国際な場所へようこそ!詳しく、ウィキを見て: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page。(他のエソテリック、irc.dal.netの#esotericへ) 15:19:50 c.c 15:21:04 boily: not lambdabot's fault that mrhmouse doesn't answer CTCP time requests 15:21:19 I answered, just not in any valid format 15:21:30 bleh. 15:21:31 you know that's what I meant ;) 15:21:53 what format does lambdabot expect? 15:22:20 also, is it okay if I bring my own bot into the channel / is there a rule list I can read someplace? 15:22:41 oh! another bot! ☺ 15:22:56 boily: Don't get excited, it's not an interesting one :) 15:23:27 not a problem. as long as it answers to ping, echo, botsnacks and does something unique, everything's fine. 15:24:02 I only have two: a chatterbot along the lines of fungot and one that does nothing by default but can load functionality from code on the web 15:24:02 mrhmouse: that is the only moving thing was the eye of the black bird. 15:24:06 It seems that I misread; agner fog only suspects that intel chips try decoding in parallel. 15:24:49 boily: I'm assuming ping is an actual ping, but what should it answer when prompted with echo or botsnacks? 15:24:59 ~ping 15:24:59 Pong! 15:25:13 ~echo echo. 15:25:14 echo. 15:25:14 Okay, so some of our bots don't respond to ping already. 15:25:55 so ... CTCP, it expects a NOTICE (not PRIVMSG), starting with \001 (ASCII 1), followed by "TIME ", followed by another \001 15:25:58 and uhm... I... didn't implement the Botsnack Munching Behaviour Module for Bots on Metasepia yet. 15:26:14 maximal munch 15:26:16 I don't think that it really cares about the format of the part. 15:26:21 That's not a ping, is it? That's a privmsg containing the text "ping". 15:26:33 ~botsnacks 15:26:33 --- Possible commands: dice, duck, echo, eval, fortune, metar, ping, yi 15:26:40 Interesting! 15:26:48 botsnack 15:26:54 :( 15:27:02 fungot: botsnack 15:27:02 quintopia: i've seen cases where chatzilla seems to send messages without getting autoreplies. doctors seem to always be of the egyptian god isis or what was it 15:27:12 @botsnack 15:27:12 :) 15:27:18 ^botsnack 15:27:19 I think fungot only answers to its name 15:27:19 mrhmouse: where is a lot of freedom with that big list of them in .bashrc will prevent it from being " a property which a closed topological space exhibits". 15:27:46 mrhmouse: that, and some obscure non-proto-indo-european spells. 15:28:01 `botsnack 15:28:02 ​:-D 15:28:20 I should make my shell rc topologically closed. 15:28:31 i'm not used to having to address botsnacks to a particular bot 15:29:28 `run printf 'Hi! This is a chat about unusual programming tools. For additional info, visit our wiki: . (For unusual things of a contrasting sort, try http://bit.ly/19k9nf8.)' > wisdom/wlcom 15:29:31 No output. 15:31:52 it's either that or set up a CNAME for irc.dal.net 15:32:30 `? welcome 15:32:32 Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: . (For the other kind of esoterica, try #esoteric on irc.dal.net.) 15:35:54 -!- conehead has joined. 15:36:25 * kmc hugs lexande 15:36:30 -!- conehead has quit (Client Quit). 15:36:48 conehead is lexande? 15:36:55 no... 15:37:15 oh 15:37:18 coincidence then 15:37:18 fungot: got any cool .bashrc tricks? 15:37:18 kmc: btw, i'd like to start with that +2 function you mentioned earlier? think it's worth having, but once i picked up the memory to be turing complete 15:37:29 :O 15:37:46 fungot: are you a self-aware makefile 15:37:46 kmc: they could be scattered throughout the signals, conditions, arithmetic, enums, records, etc. but i can't argue with the library access actually, you end up thinking in c. 15:37:48 -!- conehead has joined. 15:38:07 wow 15:38:07 fungot: that shit rots your brain 15:38:08 kmc: i can't remember the details now, heh. 15:38:15 fungot: i rest my case. 15:38:15 kmc: one would imagine so, yes. but defining a variable ' define' 15:38:44 `welcome conehead 15:38:44 fungot: "I would be surprised if anyone went to all of the effort that this researcher suggests." 15:38:45 int-e: in a way similar to how monads can be done 15:38:47 conehead: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: . (For the other kind of esoterica, try #esoteric on irc.dal.net.) 15:39:02 I miss my rainbow mixed-case welcome ): 15:39:13 `run WeLcOme | rainwords 15:39:15 bash: WeLcOme: command not found 15:39:19 `run ? WeLcOme | rainwords 15:39:22 ​Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: . (For the other kind of esoterica, try #esoteric on irc.dal.net.) 15:39:27 sucks 15:39:41 `run WeLcOmE conehead | rainwords 15:39:44 ​CoNeHeAd: WeLcOmE To tHe iNtErNaTiOnAl hUb fOr eSoTeRiC PrOgRaMmInG LaNgUaGe dEsIgN AnD DePlOyMeNt! FoR MoRe iNfOrMaTiOn, ChEcK OuT OuR WiKi: . (fOr tHe oThEr kInD Of eSoTeRiCa, TrY #eSoTeRiC On iRc.dAl.nEt.) 15:39:48 huh 15:39:50 Thanks <3 15:40:10 `run perl -e "print '~' x 50" | rainbow 15:40:12 ​~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 15:40:18 The Onion? The body of a spy is found in a padlocked sports bag in his apartment. The investigating police: he probably died by accident on his own. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-24927078 15:40:43 that's some kinky shit 15:41:07 that case is old and sort of famous; the coroner? tried to zip himself up in a bag and decided it couldn't be done. 15:41:28 but indeed it's a clear-cut case of suicide. nobody expected anything else. 15:42:02 kmc: what stops people from sending harmful commands to HackEgo? 15:42:12 mrhmouse: define 'harmful' 15:42:17 uml 15:42:26 box 15:42:39 I just wonder what theory they came up with ... maybe a self-destructing lego mindstorm robot that locked the bag. 15:42:41 mrhmouse: every command runs in a separate User Mode Linux system and the filesystem changes are merged with Mercurial (so can be reverted) 15:42:53 * boily throw a mint-condition, shrink-wrapped UML manual with garish covers and bad business analogies over at quintopia 15:43:16 a business is like a burrito 15:43:31 r[ead]m[ail] -r[eally]f[ast] /[search pattern matching anything] 15:43:31 boily: not that kind of uml :P 15:43:41 is that harmful enough? 15:44:01 `run perl -e "print '~' x 100" | rainbow 15:44:03 ​~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 15:44:04 int-e: Remember --no-preserve-root on GNU systems. 15:44:34 `run python -c "print('eh?')" 15:44:36 eh? 15:44:49 `run python -c "while True: pass" 15:44:56 ion: nice catch. 15:45:18 /. would probably work. 15:45:20 No output. 15:45:22 on any system 15:45:36 hm. it eventually dies... 15:45:38 `run python -c "while True: pass" 15:45:40 `run python -c "while True: pass" 15:45:42 `run python -c "while True: pass" 15:45:44 `run python -c "while True: pass" 15:45:46 `run python -c "while True: pass" 15:46:09 No output. 15:46:11 No output. 15:46:14 No output. 15:46:15 No output. 15:46:18 No output. 15:46:27 I am disappoint. 15:46:27 if False: yield 15:46:38 rm -rf /boot 15:46:50 that's fine 15:47:00 just get a new kernel from wherever 15:47:04 they're all pretty much the same 15:47:07 HackBot doesn't permission to delete that, I assume? 15:47:21 anyway the 'kernel' from UML comes from The Outside 15:47:25 *have permission, my apologies 15:47:34 `run bash -c ': ( ) { : | : ; } ; :' 15:47:49 nice one, int-e 15:48:05 bash: fork: retry: Resource temporarily unavailable \ bash: fork: retry: Resource temporarily unavailable \ bash: fork: retry: Resource temporarily unavailable \ bash: fork: retry: Resource temporarily unavailable \ bash: fork: retry: Resource temporarily unavailable \ bash: fork: retry: Resource temporarily unavailable \ bash: fork: retry: Resourc 15:48:07 but it should still die with the virtual machine :) 15:48:40 Does the VM reboot itself automatically? 15:48:49 `run uname -a 15:48:50 Linux umlbox 3.7.0-umlbox #1 Wed Feb 13 23:30:40 UTC 2013 x86_64 GNU/Linux 15:48:55 mrhmouse: every command runs in a fresh VM instance 15:49:18 `run cat /proc/cpuinfo 15:49:20 processor: 0 \ vendor_id: User Mode Linux \ model name: UML \ mode: skas \ host: Linux codu.org 2.6.32-5-xen-amd64 #1 SMP Tue Mar 8 00:01:30 UTC 2011 x86_64 \ bogomips: 632.01 15:49:20 HackEgo is trapped in an endless cycle of reincarnation 15:49:54 Very nice indeed! I'll have to sandbox up my command bot like that before adding it to any public channel. Right now it just answers to me, anyways. 15:49:55 I want to checkout a past life 15:50:12 `run echo 'const int main[] = { 14776, 3942977280, 247 };' > fb.c && gcc -o fb fb.c && ./fb 15:50:35 mrhmouse: does it check that you're identified with services :3 15:50:47 kmc: Nope! Just the name. 15:50:50 good to know 15:51:06 He's not identified with services 15:51:15 No output. 15:51:17 It's not on freenode, anyways :) Maybe I'll just add my chatterbot for now. 15:53:09 -!- Frooxius has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 15:53:53 -!- Frooxius has joined. 15:53:57 -!- ruddy has joined. 15:54:11 Ah, here's the chatterbot now. 15:55:40 ruddy: what do you do? 15:55:40 I think it goes for most people that they're not inherently 'bad' 15:56:04 ruddy: can you say "fungot"? 15:56:04 boily: oh well, really night now. i run drscheme on my 256mb box, but it 15:56:04 1 gram of TNT equivalent is equal (defined, even, I think) to 1 kcal 15:56:30 ruddy is a bit different from fungot, and there isn't much chance you can get it to invoke fungot 15:56:31 mrhmouse: sponsored by british taxpayers, of course) 15:56:31 SuperTipsyCam approves 15:56:35 -!- oerjan has joined. 15:56:59 ruddy: sing me a song 15:56:59 is it real 15:57:03 ruddy: are you real 15:57:03 You could look for failing video rental places. 15:57:08 I forgot how hard to kill that : | : thing is ... now one reboot later :) 15:57:15 ruddy: Blockbuster shut their last stores just recently 15:57:16 They cater to other tastes. 15:57:24 ruddy: indeed (bankruptcy mostly) 15:57:24 ruddy: row, row, row your boat 15:57:24 iRowBoat 15:57:40 ruddy: a motherfucking boat? 15:57:40 that would be unfortunate to not have the ability to tell a story like I just did :( 15:57:50 ~echo `echo ruddy fungot 15:57:50 boily: how about this? 15:57:50 `echo ruddy fungot 15:57:50 sponsored by british taxpayers, of course) 15:57:50 Speak! 15:57:51 ruddy fungot 15:57:51 how about this? 15:58:10 * kmc claps 15:58:29 the only chance you have is to get fungot to invoke ruddy, really 15:58:29 mrhmouse: yeah, but i figured i can just do this all with a single 15:58:53 Also ruddy doesn't recognize its name when combined with punctuation :P 15:58:53 Hey! 16:01:06 * kmc falls asleep 16:01:10 Even if you get fungot to invoke it, you'll have to get lucky with a response that includes a name. 16:01:10 mrhmouse: but produces a function on-the-fly at startup. sorry, this is tedious. http://62.167.150.30/ acm100.c of 16:01:30 It stores placeholders instead of names when it logs things, and fills them out when responding 16:20:07 ok. brainstorm. 16:20:19 Infinte sized rubik's cube 16:20:32 how many dimensions? 16:20:45 3D 16:20:49 like a regular rubik's cube 16:21:04 but not 3x3 16:21:38 on a regular rubik's cube every side has 9 squares 16:22:01 now there are's an infinite amount of squares on each side 16:23:09 wtf 16:23:11 there are's 16:23:12 :D 16:23:16 there is 16:24:14 mroman_: I don't see where this is going 16:25:33 * boily prods mrhmouse with a calibrated 10' pole mad out of the finest maple and with a tapered end wrapped in a hand-knit woolen dampener 16:26:03 * mrhmouse vomits profusely 16:27:26 sorry. bad autocompletion. 16:27:33 * boily swings the pole over at mroman_ 16:27:45 That's odd. ruddy doesn't seem to log /me commands... 16:27:45 probably just Bucket spouting some nonsense it was taught 16:28:03 No ruddy, you can't blame other bots 16:28:03 ew? 16:30:21 mrhmouse: An esolang based on said rubik cube 16:31:10 mroman_: what operations are there? you can't rotate it -- that's effectively shifting an infinite list to its end 16:31:15 instructions are commands on how to rotate stuff 16:32:33 e.g if you rotate the yellow side 16:32:48 then a row of orange squares are now there, where a row of green squares was 16:33:56 mroman_: So you're just defining transformations, then. Interesting... 16:34:45 and the data would be the squares 16:34:50 I'm assuming each square is then basically a cell (a la Brainfuck, but 2D), and you can now shuffle cells 16:34:59 yes 16:35:08 http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/cartesianco/the-ex1-rapid-3d-printing-of-circuit-boards 16:35:09 So you would have to provide an offset for each rotation, from the center. 16:35:32 I'm thinking of viewing the cube from one side 16:35:39 Yes, that's what I assumed 16:35:47 and then it's just a 2D field 16:35:58 but you can rotate the whole cube itself too 16:36:04 or rotate "the view" 16:36:13 to not confuse it with the "actual rotation" of stuff 16:36:19 So there are six views? 16:36:27 yes 16:36:38 And each view can be modified by rotating at different offsets in one of the four directions. 16:36:46 and you can switch between those 16:36:51 and then you can do stuff like uhm 16:37:08 if (0,0) == RedSquare then RotateLikeThis otherwise RotateLikeThat 16:37:45 where 0,0 is either the center or the upper left corner 16:37:49 -!- ^v has joined. 16:37:54 I'm not sure what be more convenient 16:37:57 You know what would be interesting? 16:38:23 Do tell 16:38:25 If you ran the program and then printed a "window" of one of the views (obviously you can't print the whole view) 16:38:38 where each cell is one pixel 16:38:47 and then you ran that image through Piet 16:39:01 Though you may perhaps need more than six sides, then 16:39:20 No 16:39:21 :( 16:39:35 The whole interesting part would be that the data is represented by squares :) 16:40:14 With only the six values? 16:40:23 a para-meta-multi-dimensional rubikified langton ant on a piet framework of infinite proportions! 16:40:32 mrhmouse: Well 16:40:39 you don't need more than that 16:40:44 you'd only need two anyway 16:41:27 mroman_: I'm assuming you mean you would interpret data across runs of cells, as opposed to just one cell at a time 16:42:06 Hm? 16:42:20 It's a machine with a Rubik Cube as a Storage Device 16:42:24 that's it 16:43:07 and on a regular rubik's cube there are 16:43:08 uhm 16:43:17 That's what I mean. You would be looking at the big picture as opposed to each cell individual. Initially I thought you intended for each cell to store some other value 16:43:29 4.3 * 10^19 possible variations 16:43:33 since I compared them to Brainfuck cells, and you agreed 16:43:57 A "cell" can contain one of 6 values 16:46:07 of course there are restrictions on how you can move data around 16:46:14 since if you move data, other data moves as well 16:46:43 I thought a standard Rubik's Cube would have 6 sides * ( 6 values per cell ^ 9 cells per side ) => 60_466_176 possible states 16:48:02 Wikipedia says there are 32 quintillion possible arrangements 16:48:33 is that including rotations of the entire cube? 16:49:01 mrhmouse: If you wanted to allow all possible "settings", that would be 6^(6*9), not 6 * (6^9). 16:49:11 (Of course not all of those are legal arrangements.) 16:49:23 which is about 65 bits of Storage? 16:49:56 in particular, if you ignore rotations of the entire cube, the middle squares never move. 16:50:21 clearly it's still too early here for me to do any sort of thinking 16:50:25 Quite many of the 6^(6*9) states also don't have equal amounts of all colors. 16:50:49 fizzie: Good point, I didn't account for a limited set of colors 16:52:37 oerjan: Correct 16:53:28 this is an infinite cube. any computation should be possible. remains to be proved, of course. 16:55:40 @tell elliott Darn spammer got past captcha again :( 16:55:40 Consider it noted. 17:01:07 -!- Sprocklem has joined. 17:01:29 -!- Phantom_Hoover has joined. 17:10:02 -!- augur has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 17:10:28 -!- augur has joined. 17:11:16 -!- sebbu has quit (Ping timeout: 264 seconds). 17:14:43 -!- augur has quit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds). 17:16:02 mroman_: Have you thought of syntax for that esolang? 17:19:19 No, not yet. 17:20:07 I can sketch one out 17:28:05 when you have a sketch, could you link me to it? 17:28:42 -!- sebbu has joined. 17:29:16 -!- sebbu has quit (Changing host). 17:29:16 -!- sebbu has joined. 17:32:56 mrhmouse: http://codepad.org/mTwYvVAv 17:32:59 Probably something like that 17:33:06 some Basic like syntax 17:33:18 esentially you have a "cell pointer" with x,y coordinate 17:33:31 which is part of the machine (so not stored on the rubik cube) 17:33:52 you can increment it, decrement it 17:33:58 or set it to a specific value 17:34:05 you can get the value of a square by {x,y} 17:34:11 or {x + 9, y - 8} 17:34:21 and compare them 17:35:58 -!- Slereah has quit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds). 17:46:08 -!- Slereah has joined. 17:48:43 -!- sebbu has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 17:51:59 -!- augur has joined. 17:56:53 so you're rotating single rows/columns? 17:57:18 or does a vertical rotation at offset 2 imply that all rows >= 2 are also rotated? 18:03:31 -!- Bike has quit (Ping timeout: 272 seconds). 18:04:51 Also, you mention in your sketch that {x, y} is relative to the corners. I'm guessing that's a typo? 18:06:32 ion: Thanks again for that tip about infants. I just fed one to a carnivorous plant to quiet it down. 18:07:00 back from lunch, and no, I didn't eat any infants. 18:07:40 -!- Phantom_Hoover has quit (Ping timeout: 264 seconds). 18:08:41 fizzie: stop making me want this game 18:09:59 -!- Bike has joined. 18:10:44 -!- Sprocklem has quit (Ping timeout: 246 seconds). 18:13:54 mrhmouse: single rows/columns, yes 18:14:10 but if you rotate column 0 upwards 18:14:20 it's the same thing as rotating every other row downwards 18:14:38 (i think) 18:14:45 mrhmouse: Why is that a typo? 18:14:49 mroman_: No it isn't, you would have to also rotate the view for it to be the same 18:15:03 mrhmouse: Yeah 18:15:07 because it's an infinite cube, it doesn't have corners 18:15:44 doesn't that depend on how you view it? 18:15:49 there's an upper left corner 18:15:51 yes, I suppose it does 18:16:01 but it "extends" to infinity from there 18:16:16 so you only have positive offsets 18:16:17 i.e the buttom right corner is at (infinity,infinity) 18:17:19 -!- sebbu has joined. 18:17:47 which means there's no "center square" 18:17:51 or at least 18:17:53 -!- sebbu has quit (Changing host). 18:17:53 -!- sebbu has joined. 18:17:56 you don't know it's position :) 18:19:02 but 18:19:26 you have actually an unbounded tape 18:19:34 i.e if you face the white side 18:19:48 you rotate the first row right it turns red 18:19:50 white = 0 18:19:51 red = 1 18:20:05 it boils down to brainfuck with 1 bit cells 18:21:05 so actually pretty boring :( 18:21:19 I hate how everything is just syntactic sugar for brainfuck 18:21:28 or syntactic desugar 18:21:36 is brainfuck with 1 bit cells AND limited amount of cells still turing complete? 18:21:54 no 18:21:57 i hate how everything is just syntactic sugar for assembly 18:22:13 because limited amount of cells implies that it has not infinite storage 18:22:43 but an infinite sized rubik's cube has infinite storage 18:23:19 brainfuck with one cell with an infinitely large value should be complete 18:23:40 probably 18:26:33 -!- oerjan has quit (Quit: leaving). 18:27:56 it should? 18:28:25 finite state machine + single counter 18:29:52 -!- ais523 has joined. 18:36:33 -!- carado has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). 18:36:42 however, presumably two unlimited cells are turing complete 18:37:20 well, you need operations that make use of those cells 18:37:56 yeah but brainfuck with two cells 18:39:27 -!- Taneb has joined. 18:39:50 -!- Sprocklem has joined. 18:45:37 -!- carado has joined. 18:47:32 fizzie: :-) They also work for a number of other things than food, for instance projectiles. 18:47:52 I saw Thor 2 today 18:48:54 ion: can you use them as building material? 18:49:08 I enjoyed it 18:49:17 mrhmouse: I don’t remember if anyone has asked for building materials in the game. 18:50:11 -!- prooftechnique has joined. 18:50:35 Taneb: a friend of mine had a tongue ring put in without anesthetics. now she's thor 2 18:50:48 :O 18:51:06 that was a terrible lie 18:51:14 I told a terrible lie for the sake of a terrible pun 18:51:31 It was okay 18:51:37 It was the best kind of terrible pun 18:51:44 ion: There was one "help these guys fix this treehouse" kind of thing, for which a "plank" worked. 18:51:52 ion: I have a feeling an infant would not have. 18:52:01 Yeah, it probably wouldn’t. 18:52:17 http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2009/09/23 related 18:52:44 (You *can* create one, but it doesn't do anything.) 18:52:50 heh 18:54:38 I don't understand the pun :( 18:54:48 boily: Sore. 18:55:08 boily: The word "sore", when pronounced with a sore tongue or lisp, sounds like "Thor" 18:56:10 ruddy appreciates a good pun 18:56:10 Also, this is spinal tap 18:56:55 ... 18:57:11 * boily applies the aforementioned egregious mapole on mrhmouse 18:59:35 is mapole an amalgam of maple and pole? 19:00:13 yup :D 19:01:13 ~eval 10 * 12 * 25.4 / 1000 19:01:14 3.048 19:01:52 what was that? 19:02:30 I could've frinked it, but it was a conversion from 10 foot → 3.048 metres. 19:02:44 `frink 10 ft to m 19:02:52 ​[] 19:03:03 welp. 19:03:50 More Scribblenauts: I just fixed global warming. 19:04:04 fizzie: did it involve infants? 19:04:09 MORE Scribblenauts? 19:04:15 So there's more than just Maxwell!? 19:04:16 No. Though in retrospect, I should've tried to make it so. 19:04:34 fizzie: please tell me you at least fixed global hunger with infants 19:04:40 Taneb: He's got all those brothers, and that evil twin. 19:04:47 Oh yeah 19:04:49 mrhmouse: Nobody's asked me to fix global hunger yet. 19:05:01 well when they do, at least you now have a plan 19:05:06 -!- Bike has quit (Ping timeout: 246 seconds). 19:05:07 `frink poulet 19:05:15 poulet (undefined symbol) 19:05:23 `frink ft m 19:05:30 381/1250 (exactly 0.3048) m^2 (area) 19:05:31 Global hunger seems a problem that a scribblenaut could solve pretty well 19:05:48 `frink --help 19:05:56 Syntax error: , line 1, near column 1 \ --help \ ^ \ 1 error(s) occurred during parsing. 19:06:13 What's frink? 19:06:42 Taneb: HUGE FLYING BURGER WITH PICKLES 19:09:07 `file mind 19:09:09 mind: empty 19:09:21 I used to move around by adding wings to Maxwell, but now I just apply "flying fast" as adjectives. 19:10:04 -!- Sprocklem has quit (Ping timeout: 264 seconds). 19:15:29 -!- Bike has joined. 19:16:31 fizzie: how does Scribblenauts handle unknown words? 19:17:02 mrhmouse: "What do you mean, unknown words?" 19:17:33 for example, if you use the nonsense word "foobarbaz" 19:17:54 It pops up a dictionary list if you give it a word it doesn't recognize. 19:18:17 ah, cool :) 19:18:28 For "foobarbaz", it suggests footbag, ferbam, fleabag, flower box, flowerbed, foie gras, and four more pages of stuff. 19:18:38 awesome. 19:19:02 @tell shachaf no it's true you burnedm e good 19:19:02 Consider it noted. 19:19:06 (I just told it to create "nothing", and it made a black hole instead. Hm.) 19:19:16 very Lem 19:19:55 A black hole is kind of like contagious nothingness, except for the fact that it really isn't 19:20:35 Bike: Lem, as in the Stanislav of the same name? 19:20:53 ye 19:21:05 fizzie: can you gorge an infant like a goose, and then make foie gras out of it? 19:21:26 What's a footbag? 19:21:44 prooftechnique: a hacky sack. 19:21:50 Ah 19:22:14 http://i.imgur.com/pfhkQsa.gif 19:22:19 Curious what sort of object fleabag is in the game, too 19:22:26 arguably, a black hole is more like a contagious everything.. 19:23:17 boily: Probably not quite. 19:23:25 -!- Sprocklem has joined. 19:24:07 A mermaid asked for some "gizmo" from above the surface, and I made a television, which promptly electrocuted us both. 19:24:27 Er. A "fleabag" is some kind of a building. 19:24:45 well, did you win before you died 19:24:57 "A seedy, rundown hotel or other lodging place" -- I guess it's from that. 19:25:13 Now there's a seedy hotel at the bottom of the sea. 19:25:22 fizzie: please give her a black hole at the bottom of the sea 19:25:29 or try "drain" 19:25:53 fizzie: Try a fork. 19:27:00 -!- prooftechnique has quit. 19:27:18 I miss the good old days of CRTs. those were the last electrified appliances that I could apply righteous and cathartic percussive maintenance onto. 19:27:21 Oh, I seem to in fact have won before I died. 19:27:29 yesssss 19:29:40 I wrote a program to convert binary decision trees to Internet Quiz Engine. 19:30:10 oh, new quizzes for the zzopher site! 19:31:22 I didn't add any new quizzes yet; just a program to convert binary decision trees. 19:38:22 !bfjoust preparation http://nethack4.org/esolangs/preparation.bj 19:38:33 ​Score for ais523_preparation: 51.3 19:38:53 oh come on :) 19:38:57 it beats every program 19:39:03 and /still/ isn't #1 on the leaderboard 19:41:19 it's only 0.7 points off #1, admittedly 19:41:22 which is hardly anything 19:41:28 perhaps I just need a program that beats space_hotel 19:41:42 or, because this pushed space_hotel up to #1, I can rely on people targeting it now 19:42:13 !bfjoust flangoustine >>>>>>>>[[-.]>] 19:42:16 ​Score for boily_flangoustine: 6.4 19:43:21 -!- conehead has quit (Quit: Computer has gone to sleep.). 19:44:48 does that beat space hotel? 19:45:03 I doubt it beats anything very much, given that it tends to run off the end of the program 19:45:17 do you mean a ()*21 around the outer []? 19:45:44 boily: flangoustine? 19:45:50 an even so, isn't it likely to just terminate after 9 steps? 19:46:49 !bfjoust stupidity >>>>>>>>>([-.]>)*21 19:46:52 ​Score for int-e_stupidity: 15.8 19:48:30 nooodl: it's kinda hard to explain. it implies one of my friends, wildly gesticulating around in a much uncoördinated manner, and lazily not doing something while doing it. 19:48:55 http://sprunge.us/jPId This is the program to do so. 19:49:36 man this is like an eight hundred line brainfuck program... 19:49:52 -!- Ghoul_ has quit (Quit: Connection closed for inactivity). 19:51:08 !bfjoust stupidity . 19:51:10 ​Score for int-e_stupidity: 6.4 19:51:17 Bike: I want to get it to #1 so I can write about it 19:51:24 int-e: you use < to delete a program, normally 19:51:30 that guarantees a score of 0 19:51:36 !bfjoust stupidity < 19:51:39 ​Score for int-e_stupidity: 0.0 19:51:39 !bfjoust flangoustine < 19:51:41 ah so that's what this does :) 19:51:42 ​Score for boily_flangoustine: 0.0 19:52:24 that's by far the most common reason for the "off own end" loss 19:52:52 which is in the rules mostly because there's no other sensible way to handle that situation, not because it's at all possible to generally trick opponents into doing it 19:53:16 Bike: help what 19:53:30 i don't have anything to help. 19:56:17 I wonder if this is an intended consequence of the scoring system or not 19:56:39 !bfjoust wiggle ([]++[]--)*100000 19:56:42 ​Score for int-e_wiggle: 6.4 19:57:40 the [] is purely harming that program 19:57:56 never zerotest your own flag unless you think the opponent is offset or turtle clearing it (and even in those cases, it's really dangerous) 19:58:11 because if you test it and find it's zero, then if the opponent doesn't repair it on the same turn, you've lost 19:58:21 zero-testing the /opponent's/ flag is fine, and commonly done, for the same reasons 19:58:33 !bfjoust apathy (>[-])*100000 19:58:35 ​Score for Bike_apathy: 12.7 19:59:13 !bfjoust pointlesslock >([-])*100000 19:59:16 ​Score for ais523_pointlesslock: 6.4 19:59:23 !bfjoust pointlesslock >(-)*100000 19:59:29 ​Score for ais523_pointlesslock: 7.2 19:59:42 the scoring favours programs that can win, over programs that don't lose 19:59:59 !bfjoust pointlesslock >(+-)*100000 20:00:04 ​Score for ais523_pointlesslock: 7.7 20:00:13 !bfjoust pointlesslock >+(+-)*100000 20:00:19 ​Score for ais523_pointlesslock: 5.6 20:00:23 !bfjoust pointlesslock >(+-)*100000 20:00:27 ​Score for ais523_pointlesslock: 7.7 20:00:44 -!- nisstyre has quit (Quit: Leaving). 20:01:03 haha, that actually beats preparation 20:01:12 !bfjoust pointlesslock 20:01:12 ​Use: !bfjoust . Scoreboard, programs, and a description of score calculation are at http://codu.org/eso/bfjoust/ 20:01:13 !bfjoust pointlesslock < 20:01:16 ​Score for ais523_pointlesslock: 0.0 20:01:32 !bfjoust wiggle >>>>>>>>((-)*100[-]>)*21 20:01:36 ​Score for int-e_wiggle: 8.9 20:01:43 better than apathy :) 20:02:19 !bfjoust wiggle >>>>>>>>((-)*100(-.)*50>)*21 20:02:22 ​Score for int-e_wiggle: 1.7 20:02:55 -!- Bike has quit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds). 20:03:24 !bfjoust syntaxerror [ 20:03:27 ​Score for ais523_syntaxerror: 0.0 20:03:36 I guess that's another way to delete a program 20:08:04 !bfjoust stupidity +++>(+)*33>>(-)*29>>>>>>((-)*128.>)*21 20:08:06 ​Score for int-e_stupidity: 10.9 20:09:24 int-e: you might want to offset that turtle slightly 20:09:31 and maybe put a zero test around it 20:10:46 boily: Now there is a new quiz file; "Pokemon in 9 questions" has been converted using the binary decision tree program. 20:11:04 ais523: probably, if I wanted to do something not-so-stupid :) 20:11:26 yeah 20:11:41 I like it when people do stupid things, though, it often gives a challenge to beat them 20:12:13 quintopia_wireless_frownie is basically a normal rush program with a bunch of arbitrary misbehaviour built in 20:12:14 zzo38: it can decide which pokemon it is in just 9 questions? 20:12:32 to make it not get beaten by programs that beat normal rush programs 20:13:01 quintopia: well there are more than 512 Pokémon, so… 20:13:29 zzo38 has an urban dictionary entry??? http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=zzo38 20:14:15 quintopia: Only first generation. I didn't make up the questions; I only converted them. 20:14:37 (I also got rid of the non-ASCII characters) 20:14:44 generation 1 should be doable in 8 20:14:58 151 is between 128 and 256 20:15:13 actually, even if you include all the glitch mons, including all the formes of Missingno., you could still theoretically do it in 8 20:15:14 Enjoy finding good questions though 20:15:27 ais523: Yes I know that. 20:15:38 "is its national dex number above x?" isn't good enough :P 20:15:55 “Is it Pikachu?” 20:15:59 FireFly: it isn't, the glitch mons don't have sensible dex numbers 20:16:13 Even then, it'd be a boring quiz 20:16:58 Like I said I didn't make up the questions. 20:19:02 -!- ^v has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 20:19:20 -!- MindlessDrone has quit (Ping timeout: 244 seconds). 20:20:24 ais523: i'm not that into pokemon. 20:20:51 that's why I was answering the question 20:20:58 because I thought there was a reasonable chance you didn't know the answer 20:22:03 ais523: i'm pretty sure gen1 actually did have an 8-bit value to identify pokemon? 20:22:20 lexande: it did, but it wasn't dex number 20:22:29 and doesn't seem to correspond to any particular order, in fact 20:22:36 and it's not user-visible 20:22:53 how many missingnos are there? 20:23:14 lots, like half the glitch mons are missingnos. 20:23:16 -!- ^v has joined. 20:23:18 err, missingno.s 20:23:24 the other half are just random 20:23:35 apart from 'M, which looks like missingno. and has similar but not identical stats 20:23:59 'M is commonly seen because its index number is the string terminator 20:24:53 are glitchmons considered pokemons? 20:25:11 apparently there are 49 missingno formes 20:25:32 and a specific instane of a glitchmon is typically considered to be a Pokémon, but their species is not considered to be a Pokémon species 20:25:45 ah 20:25:56 so the quiz is unlikely to be about them 20:26:18 indeed 20:26:27 this is what i get for being too old for pokemon 20:27:11 (it got popular in america after i was in middle school becuase of the card game, and i never had a game boy) 20:27:29 Ah. Pokémon 20:27:31 that takes me back 20:27:38 hmm, I'm probably not too /old/ for Pokémon 20:27:39 quintopia: In a magazine once some 93 year old people who played Pokemon card wrote a letter to them. So, even old people do. 20:27:41 I was playing it earlier this year 20:27:42 to like... uhm 20:27:44 age 9. 20:27:51 but there's lots I dislike about the latest games, X/Y 20:28:09 zzo38: are they japanese 20:28:10 the competitive battling seems better than Black/White, but I fear I wouldn't enjoy the ingame enough to make it worthwhile 20:28:23 I never had the attention span for Pokemon, but I did have several of the shiny holographic cards 20:28:24 quintopia: The message was in English. 20:28:43 zzo38: i'd like to meet them. 20:28:56 I don't know who they are though, and I have lost the message. 20:29:30 I still like to play Pokemon card too, especially the Pokemon card puzzle game. 20:29:45 zzo38: how old are you? 20:30:11 ais523: anything in particular? I rather like it 20:30:33 FireFly: a huge reliance on online play/trading with strangers is the thing that puts me off most 20:30:35 FireFly: O, have you tried to figure out the puzzle.5 game yet? I think it is past 14:00 UTC+1 20:30:42 ais523: you wouldn't happen to know anything about k-servers would you? 20:30:43 also, the plot is stupid and just doesn't work 20:30:49 and the game is very easy compared to all the previous ones 20:30:52 zzo38: yeah, i spammed you a bit in query, maybe you didn't notice? 20:31:04 FireFly: I was sleeping. 20:31:04 finally, some specific changes are ridiculous 20:31:12 Sorry! 20:31:20 Oh, don't worry 20:31:48 the most absurd one, IIRC, is what they did with Flash 20:32:01 Flash's effect is to light up an area around you 20:32:18 there is an ability, Illuminate, that's flavoured as lighting up an area 20:32:24 Illuminate increases encounter rate 20:32:25 zzo38: http://hastebin.com/raw/voqaxufuna 20:32:34 in generation 6, IIRC Flash /reduces/ encounter rate 20:32:39 although I haven't played the game so don't know for sure 20:32:45 this inconsistency really bothers me 20:33:00 something something flash being sudden and blinding 20:33:06 I dunno 20:33:19 FireFly: well that's what it does in battle 20:33:33 -!- MindlessDrone has joined. 20:33:48 I don't like the new Pokemon card rules; they aren't very good. I also don't like the variant with 4 side-cards, or the ordinary "sudden death" rule. They get rid of a lot of the tactics and strategy, involving defense, sacrifice, and other things. 20:33:48 also generation 6 seems to mostly have locations that are boring in terms of gameplay 20:33:52 although the graphics are neat 20:34:13 And positional play; one of the most important features of Pokemon card. 20:34:37 It's hard to go back to grid-restricted games after playing Y though.. 20:35:36 zzo38: I agree about the new TCG rules 20:35:53 seeing a speedrun of X is quite depressing, it has so many spare resources 20:36:19 the current best known route uses vitamins to increase happiness to get the Lucky Egg earlier 20:36:25 rather than needing them for battle 20:36:26 for instance 20:37:56 the speedruns use Lucario but mega evolve it exactly once, in the mega evolution tutorial 20:38:11 kind-of ridiculous to have that button option right there and not even need it 20:42:13 -!- Sprocklem has quit (Ping timeout: 248 seconds). 20:43:53 I don't have a clue what's going on but I have the sudden desire to take my shoes off and eat canned spaghetti rings 20:45:00 mrhmouse: duly noted. 20:45:21 mrhmouse: which brand? 20:45:59 -!- Bike has joined. 20:55:08 boily: generic 21:00:11 mrhmouse: call me a snob, but when it comes to canned pastas I accept nothing less than chef boyardee. 21:03:33 -!- zzo38 has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 21:04:08 !bfjoust bathos (>-)*100000 21:04:11 ​Score for Bike_bathos: 0.0 21:04:16 right 21:05:35 !bfjoust bathoff_the_end >*10([-..]>)*100000 21:05:37 ​Score for boily_bathoff_the_end: 11.2 21:05:44 -!- MindlessDrone has quit (Quit: MindlessDrone). 21:05:51 bin torieux. that's I think the best score I achieved right there. 21:07:49 four-cycle clear? 21:08:00 it's creative, at least? 21:08:43 I got a score in the double digits! considering my past record, that's quite good! 21:18:33 Now aim for triple-digits. 21:19:37 has anyone ever achieved that? 21:22:09 no 21:22:12 it's impossible 21:22:16 I think 21:22:27 not sure if a perfect score would hit 100 or not 21:22:41 although, one of my aims with omnipotence, and later preparation, was 1000 wins-losses 21:22:49 I achieved that with preparation last night 21:22:53 (in my local testing) 21:23:47 -!- Sprocklem has joined. 21:34:03 -!- AnotherTest has joined. 21:38:43 ruddy: botsnack 21:38:43 :D 21:39:01 is ruddy a bot? 21:39:01 NOT THE HOUSE 21:39:11 he's just special 21:39:35 wee oo wee oo, this is the turing police, present operator credentials or turing test results immediately 21:40:04 fungot: friend of yours? 21:40:05 olsner: but hey, 400 euros ( or more like... unsecured bbs with little ads, but people usually aren't direct implementations of formulas :) 21:40:14 I do believe ruddy would fail the Turing test, with flying colors 21:40:14 Correct 21:40:17 see? 21:40:28 I think a good Turing test would be to get the person you're testing to give a Turing test 21:40:49 as the rate at which CAPTCHAs are broken indicates, computers suck at Turing-testing 21:41:18 have we tried the "pick which image from this set matches X criteria" approach yet? 21:41:32 I think you should be able to get a score of exactly 100, maybe. 21:42:32 fungot: fmap fmap fmap turing turing turing 21:42:32 boily: what paren styles don't work?) 21:42:44 fungot: the ones you won't balance, you shmuck. 21:42:44 boily: and with that good night to y'all! /bin/ sh it doesn't 21:42:55 mrhmouse, I think that's getting easier to be solved by computers 21:43:20 Taneb: I figured as much, since there are fewer possible answers 21:43:52 maybe if we mixed the two approaches (or any number of test types), with a random test each time instead of always a CAPTCHA? 21:44:31 ruddy: could you give me a Turing test? 21:44:32 well, you need operations that make use of those cells 21:44:33 It's also hard to get hold of large tagged image categories that your adversaries won't also get, which would mean you'd have to start again warping and distorting the images. 21:45:12 fizzie: the idea of warped and distorted pictures of kittens pleases me 21:45:20 Microsoft had a cats-vs.-dogs CAPTCHA. 21:45:33 http://research.microsoft.com/en-us/um/redmond/projects/asirra/ 21:45:41 I remember when they introduced that thing. 21:46:27 scrolled to the bottom, saw the developers, immediately thought "these are terrible pictures of cats and/or dogs" 21:47:16 Also there's an "adopt me" link under each photo in ASIRRA, which means you may end up with a cat just because you were trying to log onto some website. 21:47:28 i see no problems with this 21:47:50 "You're a human!" yay 21:48:19 can bots adapt the cats too? 21:48:25 *adopt 21:48:31 ruddy: do you like cats? 21:48:31 1 gram of TNT equivalent is equal (defined, even, I think) to 1 kcal 21:48:40 olsner: I would suppose they can do both. 21:48:44 I don't think he's qualified to own pets. what about fungot? 21:48:44 mrhmouse: you why double you aitch why" is in evolution. he's the channel owner kicked out a lot of 21:48:51 olsner: Though the first one is a disquieting thought. 21:49:08 fungot: I'm not getting you a cat, just so you know. 21:49:08 fizzie: there's enough spam in the channel who has been asked for id...) 21:50:12 selecting all the dogs when asked to select all of the cats determined that I am a bot. 21:50:13 wait, who is ruddy? 21:50:13 clap clap! 21:50:18 a sea lion 21:50:20 longshot, but does anyone have experience in making visuals for control flow 21:50:26 * FireFly eyes ruddy 21:50:39 mrhmouse: I did that too, and was hoping for some sort of a funny message at least. 21:50:53 iirc, one of the puzzles in seventh guest involved ruddy 21:50:54 Speak! 21:50:56 fizzie: clearly they haven't calibrated their tests for sassiness 21:51:08 ruddy ruddy ruddy ♪ 21:51:09 Speak! 21:51:13 no. 21:51:18 ruddy: row, row, row your boat 21:51:18 Row, row, row your butt 21:51:30 who.. who would teach it that 21:51:35 ruddy: very creative 21:51:36 A black hole is kind of like contagious nothingness, except for the fact that it really isn't 21:52:26 ruddy is still very young, and doesn't have a large amount of data to work with 21:52:27 224kb 21:52:32 yes, that's actually about right 21:52:36 I was tasked to give a person something to get the attention of a dinosaur. I gave him/her a vuvuzela, but apparently it was *so* annoying that the person started attacking me. (Then the dinosaur ate him/her. The end.) 21:52:43 so what does ruddy do? 21:52:44 he's sassy now already 21:52:54 well, he's sassy, and he spouts nonsense 21:52:54 looks like a shitty chatterbot 21:53:02 ^pretty much that 21:53:29 ruddy, meat fungot. fungot, this is ruddy. 21:53:29 FireFly: okay...... oh a web page that lame is not to be confused with fnord 21:53:30 sponsored by british taxpayers, of course) 21:53:48 fizzie: vuvuzelas are approx. as loud as MRI machines 21:53:51 meet* even 21:55:29 ruddy isn't as cool, but often gives more appropriate responses 21:55:30 that explains some weird behaviour 21:55:30 olsner: are you saying that when you're undergoing an MRI and/or a CAT scan it feels like a fast-spinning choir of faceless, robotic vuvuzelas? 21:56:06 fungot, don't you ever start tooting the vuvu. I'm already scared enough of you. 21:56:06 boily: what do you mean? like goto statement ( i know jix isn't here but i have only read a foreword 21:56:09 boily: a CAT scan is like silent 21:56:22 olsner: I wouldn't know. I never underwent one. 21:56:55 fungot: I wouldn't goto, I don't want any raptors charging, I shun the vuvuzelas. 21:56:56 boily: " having points" like in between the towers. 21:57:41 boily: neither sounds much at all like a vuvuzela fwiw 21:57:56 oh well. tdsh. 21:58:35 * boily SPINNING MAGNETIC CHICKENS! 21:58:44 -!- boily has quit (Quit: SPINNING MAGNETIC CHICKENS!). 21:58:52 -!- metasepia has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 21:59:12 so that's a no :( 21:59:21 i think MRIs are deeper in pitch than vuvuzelas 21:59:38 @tell boily the cat goes whirr (and tuk-tuk-tuks a bit when it moves you) 21:59:39 Consider it noted. 22:01:08 mris have a surprisingly wide vocal range 22:01:39 -!- AnotherTest has quit (Ping timeout: 272 seconds). 22:09:43 `oohlist (930) 22:09:45 oohlist (930): shachaf oerjan Sgeo FireFly 22:10:24 ooh 22:11:09 shachaf: is that similar to erflist? 22:11:30 No idea. 22:11:55 I don't know what erflist does. 22:12:05 `which erflist 22:12:07 ​/hackenv/bin/erflist 22:12:17 `erflist (123) 22:12:19 erflist (123): 22:12:27 that's a short list 22:12:39 I've seen shorter 22:12:45 that was a lie, no I haven't 22:24:18 -!- Sprocklem has quit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds). 22:30:40 good morning friends 22:30:57 Evenin', kmc 22:31:09 morning? you must be in weird-timezone-land 22:31:14 UTC+9 22:31:26 @time lifthrasiir 22:31:28 Local time for lifthrasiir is Thu Nov 14 07:31:26 2013 22:31:36 +9? isn't that the wrong way? 22:32:02 he's not in south america or alaska 22:32:07 alas 22:32:08 or did you go visit ... samsung? 22:32:11 hi kmc 22:33:03 Thu Nov 14 07:33:00 KST 2013 22:33:09 Good night, kmc 22:33:12 \rainbow{THE FUTURE} 22:33:24 and yes, this week I'm working from Samsung Digital City 22:47:35 -!- augur has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 22:51:20 -!- Taneb has quit (Quit: Leaving). 22:52:26 -!- conehead has joined. 22:57:24 -!- Bike_ has joined. 22:58:41 -!- augur has joined. 22:59:55 -!- Bike has quit (Ping timeout: 272 seconds). 23:01:27 -!- augur has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 23:03:11 -!- Bike_ has changed nick to Bike. 23:07:53 -!- Bike has quit (Ping timeout: 272 seconds). 23:34:06 -!- carado has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). 23:39:40 -!- augur has joined. 23:43:38 -!- mrhmouse has quit (Quit: Leaving.). 23:53:45 -!- nooodl has quit (Ping timeout: 244 seconds).