< 1389917634 223861 :nooodl!~nooodl@91.177.109.152 QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1389918655 376043 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu JOIN :#esoteric < 1389918879 840836 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan, ironic considering my sexual orientation < 1389919207 39217 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1389919340 838856 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also, I have made a cake < 1389919345 27586 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :It may or may not be edible < 1389919727 938801 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :as long as it isn't yellowcake < 1389920131 167161 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't think it is < 1389920135 128038 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :It ought to be marble cake < 1389920191 215639 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :also the game < 1389920201 342093 :nooga!~nooga@ip-46-250-173-30.ip.maverick.com.pl QUIT :Ping timeout: 272 seconds < 1389920285 346408 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION suddenly imagines using a 3d printer to place the light and dark batter precisely
< 1389920667 956470 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, I have just removed it from the tin and it is the most... flat cake I have ever seen (excluding pancakes etc) < 1389920688 911810 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok, 2d printer then hth < 1389920778 387292 :yorick!~yorick@oftn/member/yorick QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1389921164 680255 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i found a printer for printing _on_ cakes, but not one for the whole dough < 1389921282 22550 :stuntaneous!~stuntaneo@c211-30-196-14.artrmn3.nsw.optusnet.com.au QUIT :Ping timeout: 272 seconds < 1389921639 523044 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`url bin/paste < 1389921641 758868 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/raw-file/tip/bin/paste < 1389922063 951028 :Sgeo!~quassel@ool-44c2df0c.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1389922695 752436 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin JOIN :#esoteric < 1389922756 219243 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`which wl < 1389922757 679034 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/hackenv/bin/wl < 1389922764 738664 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat bin/wel < 1389922766 317727 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :cat: bin/wel: No such file or directory < 1389922767 43006 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat bin/wl < 1389922768 464649 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​#!/usr/bin/env python \ \ import os \ import sys \ import json \ import urllib2 \ \ proxy_handler = urllib2.ProxyHandler({'http': os.environ['http_proxy']}) \ opener = urllib2.build_opener(proxy_handler) \ urllib2.install_opener(opener) \ \ def lose(): \ print 'You get NOTHING! You LOSE! Good DAY sir!' \ sys.exit() \ \ def eels(): \ < 1389922791 694684 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`url bin/wl < 1389922793 664632 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/raw-file/tip/bin/wl < 1389922830 431175 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan, getting closer, http://www.theverge.com/2014/1/16/5315248/hershey-3d-systems-3d-printed-chocolate-candy-partnership < 1389923323 535275 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wl sv en smörgåsbord < 1389923326 140630 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :Smörgåsbord < 1389923382 686749 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wl no en matpakke < 1389923384 918408 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :Packed lunch < 1389923602 573847 :Sprocklem!~Sprocklem@135-23-50-28.cpe.pppoe.ca JOIN :#esoteric < 1389923612 687130 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`which spot < 1389923614 287155 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1389923634 211315 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run echo "echo Woof!" >bin/spot; chmod +x bin/spot < 1389923637 860461 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1389923642 526606 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run spot run < 1389923644 386260 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :Woof! < 1389923654 56683 :tertu!~tertu@143.44.70.199 QUIT :Ping timeout: 272 seconds < 1389923785 832347 :peapodamus!~nodepony@e2.bc.425e.cidr.airmail.net QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1389923935 757162 :peapodamus!~nodepony@e2.bc.425e.cidr.airmail.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1389924257 756058 :prooftechnique!~Also@c-174-63-103-117.hsd1.vt.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1389924260 253427 :tertu!~tertu@143.44.70.199 JOIN :#esoteric < 1389924350 963376 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover JOIN :#esoteric < 1389924531 245781 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1389925022 839398 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :The “This is a leading compression solution” picture. http://www.logitech.com/en-ca/webcam-communications/articles/9443 < 1389925243 118781 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ion: clearly they misspelled "misleading" hth < 1389925252 693675 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :hah < 1389925402 343081 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1389925438 534287 :pikhq!~pikhq@2602:100:18b2:f790:a60:6eff:fece:493 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Looks like that's "compression" by xoring with another video. < 1389926151 960351 :ter2!~tertu@143.44.70.199 JOIN :#esoteric < 1389926372 452598 :tertu!~tertu@143.44.70.199 QUIT :Ping timeout: 265 seconds < 1389926591 758053 :Sgeo!~quassel@ool-44c2df0c.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I was in a Microsoft store recently < 1389926902 421109 :Gregor!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :My condolences. < 1389927731 631812 :prooftechnique!~Also@c-174-63-103-117.hsd1.vt.comcast.net QUIT : < 1389927925 356532 :tertu3!~tertu@143.44.70.199 JOIN :#esoteric < 1389928159 981771 :ter2!~tertu@143.44.70.199 QUIT :Ping timeout: 272 seconds < 1389928483 915935 :myndzi!myndzi@2600:3c00::f03c:91ff:fedf:3d4e PRIVMSG #esoteric :lolwtf < 1389928488 824813 :myndzi!myndzi@2600:3c00::f03c:91ff:fedf:3d4e PRIVMSG #esoteric :the blocks are wavy like his shirt lol < 1389928501 943777 :myndzi!myndzi@2600:3c00::f03c:91ff:fedf:3d4e PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's some nonsense < 1389928667 856582 :augur!~augur@216-164-48-148.c3-0.slvr-ubr1.lnh-slvr.md.cable.rcn.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1389929053 723040 :peapodamus!~nodepony@e2.bc.425e.cidr.airmail.net QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1389929161 918649 :peapodamus!~nodepony@e2.bc.425e.cidr.airmail.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1389929203 738951 :quintopia!~quint@unaffiliated/quintopia JOIN :#esoteric < 1389929217 924095 :quintopia!~quint@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :~seen mqrius < 1389929248 988090 :quintopia!~quint@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :@seen mqrius < 1389929249 173197 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :MqriUs < 1389929266 634877 :quintopia!~quint@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :@seen MqriUs < 1389929266 820067 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :mQRIu5 < 1389929272 288324 :quintopia!~quint@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :what < 1389929309 942739 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :that command has been removed. < 1389929324 754692 :quintopia!~quint@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :well how the hell do i search all channel logs < 1389929332 114653 :quintopia!~quint@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :when i don't have access to my own logs < 1389929355 350498 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`seen mqrius < 1389929360 473972 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :not lately; try `seen mqrius ever < 1389929365 567124 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`seen mqrius ever < 1389929366 416028 :quintopia!~quint@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh its hackego does that < 1389929370 785137 :quintopia!~quint@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :can never remember < 1389929373 826945 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :lambdabot used to. < 1389929395 733072 :quintopia!~quint@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :why was it removed < 1389929396 933737 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1389929424 742813 :quintopia!~quint@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :is . a legal character in nicks? < 1389929435 102607 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no TOPIC #esoteric :Don't join if you're afraid of bots | 22nd IOCCC results: http://ioccc.org/years.html#2013 | https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/2023808/wisdom.pdf http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ < 1389929458 702557 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :no. < 1389929470 724248 :quintopia!~quint@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :well damn < 1389929479 774540 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :preflex: @seen mqrius < 1389929480 193839 :preflex!~preflex@unaffiliated/mauke/bot/preflex PRIVMSG #esoteric : mqrius was last seen on ##javascript 1 year, 176 days, 13 hours, 51 minutes and 24 seconds ago, saying: How do I add a body to a document with javascript? < 1389929494 940716 :quintopia!~quint@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah aha < 1389929520 954544 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :of course that depends on whether he's been in the same channel as preflex ... < 1389929558 523685 :quintopia!~quint@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1389929564 442449 :quintopia!~quint@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :i found him < 1389929569 613049 :quintopia!~quint@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :he's not been here < 1389929575 968077 :quintopia!~quint@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :but he is in another channel i'm in < 1389929581 197637 :quintopia!~quint@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :got confused < 1389929598 630602 :Sorella!~queen@oftn/member/Sorella QUIT :Quit: It is tiem! < 1389929601 594194 :quintopia!~quint@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :i wanted to cite him for helping on the language i'm adding to the wiki, but he has no wiki account so... < 1389929609 642634 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :you can use /whois to check if someone is on freenode right now hth < 1389929655 53733 :quintopia!~quint@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :i didn't want to know if he was on freenode. i wanted to know if he'd ever been here < 1389929671 962464 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh hm < 1389929684 158512 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`pastequotes mqrius < 1389929689 754106 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/raw-file/tip/paste/paste.15150 < 1389929708 486879 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :oops < 1389929714 343242 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`pastelog mqrius < 1389929732 919621 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :THE KEYS ARE LIKE JUST NEXT TO EACH OTHER < 1389929744 487546 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/raw-file/tip/paste/paste.13870 < 1389929760 366527 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :still no < 1389929786 662596 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric : `seen ... ever tends to time out if it's been too long since < 1389929788 129346 :quintopia!~quint@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah i'm getting a definite no vibe < 1389930537 164727 :Sprocklem!~Sprocklem@135-23-50-28.cpe.pppoe.ca QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1389930612 383918 :peapodamus!~nodepony@e2.bc.425e.cidr.airmail.net QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1389930684 94661 :peapodamus!~nodepony@e2.bc.425e.cidr.airmail.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1389930787 847722 :luser0!~chatzilla@2602:306:c493:ce69:21d:72ff:fea4:5b69 JOIN :#esoteric < 1389930816 711830 :luser0!~chatzilla@2602:306:c493:ce69:21d:72ff:fea4:5b69 PART :#esoteric < 1389931277 368096 :Sellyme!~Sellyme@fluttershy.is.bestpony.tk QUIT :Excess Flood < 1389931350 359288 :tertu3!~tertu@143.44.70.199 QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1389931357 566205 :Sellyme!~Sellyme@199.127.227.147 JOIN :#esoteric < 1389931423 606781 :Sprocklem!~Sprocklem@135-23-50-28.cpe.pppoe.ca JOIN :#esoteric < 1389931787 39233 :mauke!~mauke@p3m/member/mauke QUIT :Disconnected by services < 1389931797 111017 :mauke!~mauke@p3m/member/mauke JOIN :#esoteric < 1389931905 315418 :preflex!~preflex@unaffiliated/mauke/bot/preflex QUIT :Ping timeout: 272 seconds < 1389931928 730330 :preflex_!~preflex@unaffiliated/mauke/bot/preflex JOIN :#esoteric < 1389931954 32598 :preflex_!~preflex@unaffiliated/mauke/bot/preflex NICK :preflex < 1389932489 482824 :subleq_!~gavin@c-174-51-61-67.hsd1.co.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1389932510 83354 :subleq_!~gavin@c-174-51-61-67.hsd1.co.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hello < 1389933085 196496 :tertu3!~tertu@143.44.70.199 JOIN :#esoteric < 1389933706 226587 :quintopia!~quint@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1389935333 777467 :Sprocklem!~Sprocklem@135-23-50-28.cpe.pppoe.ca QUIT :Ping timeout: 248 seconds < 1389935581 110088 :prooftechnique!~Also@c-174-63-103-117.hsd1.vt.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1389937213 619668 :conehead!~conehead@unaffiliated/conehead QUIT :Quit: Computer has gone to sleep. < 1389938491 42066 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no QUIT :Quit: nite < 1389938495 281800 :prooftechnique!~Also@c-174-63-103-117.hsd1.vt.comcast.net QUIT : < 1389940480 319952 :Sellyme!~Sellyme@199.127.227.147 QUIT :Excess Flood < 1389940533 591836 :Sellyme!~Sellyme@fluttershy.is.bestpony.tk JOIN :#esoteric > 1389941840 892863 JOIN :#esoteric > 1389941845 1920 JOIN :#esoteric > 1389941845 516502 JOIN :#esoteric > 1389941880 863096 JOIN :#esoteric > 1389941884 982008 JOIN :#esoteric > 1389941885 496784 JOIN :#esoteric > 1389941920 912825 JOIN :#esoteric > 1389941925 31805 JOIN :#esoteric > 1389941925 546373 JOIN :#esoteric > 1389941952 61932 JOIN :#esoteric > 1389941956 181119 JOIN :#esoteric > 1389941956 695913 JOIN :#esoteric > 1389941997 96819 JOIN :#esoteric > 1389942001 216219 JOIN :#esoteric > 1389942001 731323 JOIN :#esoteric > 1389942022 147140 JOIN :#esoteric > 1389942026 261488 JOIN :#esoteric > 1389942026 776683 JOIN :#esoteric < 1389942028 478777 :glogbot!dlopen@libdl.so JOIN :#esoteric < 1389942030 309504 :EgoBot!dlopen@libdl.so JOIN :#esoteric < 1389942030 861528 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so JOIN :#esoteric < 1389942043 857115 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1389942058 188531 :samebchase!~samuel@codesurfers.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1389942083 259187 :Gregor!dlopen@libdl.so QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1389942112 903586 :samebchase!~samuel@codesurfers.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1389942155 756438 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly JOIN :#esoteric < 1389942305 986062 :Gregor!dlopen@libdl.so JOIN :#esoteric < 1389942308 284856 :tertu3!~tertu@143.44.70.199 NICK :tertu < 1389944246 24895 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :task in haskell: write a function largestOddDiv n that calculates the largest odd divisor of all even numbers up to n using list comprehension < 1389944253 448355 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :result i got: largestOddDiv n=[x|j<-[0..(length [y|y<-[1..n] ,even y] -1)],x<-[1..(div n 2)],x==maxuneventeiler ([y|y<-[1..n] ,even y]!!j)] < 1389944261 811275 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :most excellent troll ever < 1389945067 260503 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover QUIT : < 1389946828 928198 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :he could have at least done f x|odd x==x < 1389946988 765369 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :> let f = maximum $ [x|x<-[1..n], n `mod` x == 0, not . even $ x] in f 15 < 1389946989 896082 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric : Couldn't match expected type `a0 -> t0' < 1389946990 50179 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric : with actual type `Debug.SimpleReflect.Expr.Expr' < 1389947015 111964 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :> (maximum $ [x|x<-[1..n], n `mod` x == 0, not . even $ x]) $ 15 < 1389947016 95569 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric : Couldn't match expected type `a0 -> t0' < 1389947016 249709 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric : with actual type `Debug.SimpleReflect.Expr.Expr' < 1389947027 669262 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well... it works in my ghci . < 1389947072 393119 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm wondering if I can write maximum as list comprehension too < 1389947104 47651 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh well < 1389947107 194341 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :they are ordered anyways < 1389947109 88996 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :last should de < 1389949867 575253 :mauke!~mauke@p3m/member/mauke PRIVMSG #esoteric :mroman: missing \n -> < 1389949871 37777 :MindlessDrone!~MindlessD@141.70.114.6 JOIN :#esoteric < 1389949931 974243 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :i should learn about topoi, i guess < 1389949937 305510 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: are you an expert thereon < 1389949962 882931 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :("thereon"? does that even make any sense?) < 1389950027 193094 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh. yeah @\n < 1389950208 815739 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :> (\n -> maximum $ [x|x<-[1..n], n `mod` x == 0, not . even $ x]) $ 15 < 1389950210 285916 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric : 15 < 1389950215 394143 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :> (\n -> maximum $ [x|x<-[1..n], n `mod` x == 0, not . even $ x]) $ 15876 < 1389950216 448050 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric : 3969 < 1389950441 976161 :impomatic!~digital_w@87.114.168.184 QUIT :Ping timeout: 265 seconds < 1389950838 324327 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :myname: What are you actually? < 1389950863 386812 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :that you pose haskell tasks to others. < 1389951249 229842 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i am a teaching assistant < 1389951313 628113 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :neat < 1389951552 26685 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'd probably've trolled you too ;) < 1389951639 391977 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :If the tasks aren't really interesting I'd just obfuscate the code to make it so :) < 1389951735 176494 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :thinking about letting them proof by induction at the blackboard ;) < 1389951815 169683 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :aaand i'm out :) < 1389951837 697894 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't know induction. < 1389951936 63574 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :if P is true of zero and P being true of n implies that it's also true of n+1, it's true of all positive integers < 1389952290 553133 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :that sentence is oddly formulated < 1389952307 583469 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :if P holds true for zero, n, and n+1 it implies, that P is true for all positive integers < 1389952391 376314 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's n? < 1389952403 828208 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :the point is "if it's true of a number it's true of the next number too" < 1389952414 945088 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :which is independent of whether it is actually true of any number. < 1389952426 228766 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :n is a positive integer < 1389952432 717747 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :which one. < 1389952447 736995 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :any. < 1389952484 838856 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh wait... < 1389952495 428354 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :n = 2, 2 and 3 are prime numbers, therefore all numbers are prime < 1389952507 454990 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :if P already holds for any number < 1389952512 116245 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :then n + 1 makes no sense :D < 1389952515 997639 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's what you're trying to prove! < 1389952554 774193 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :well < 1389952557 475489 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 is a prime number < 1389952562 63951 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :2+1 is also a prime number < 1389952563 321295 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :but i mean hey keep saying crazy bullshit in response to my trying to help < 1389952604 911106 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :as you can see, a thing being true of a number and its successor doesn't imply that that succession relation is true of everything, or anything else. < 1389952877 322242 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch QUIT :Quit: so long < 1389952974 825080 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bike: great example, i like it < 1389955926 942722 :sebbu2!~sebbu@ADijon-152-1-40-234.w83-194.abo.wanadoo.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1389955982 236427 :sebbu!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1389955985 391589 :sebbu2!~sebbu@ADijon-152-1-40-234.w83-194.abo.wanadoo.fr QUIT :Changing host < 1389955985 545654 :sebbu2!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu JOIN :#esoteric < 1389956500 654915 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 JOIN :#esoteric < 1389956915 185617 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 QUIT : < 1389959072 291909 :Sorella!~queen@oftn/member/Sorella JOIN :#esoteric < 1389961781 720371 :atriq!9020b309@gateway/web/freenode/ip.144.32.179.9 JOIN :#esoteric < 1389962030 857685 :Sgeo!~quassel@ool-44c2df0c.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`oots 939 < 1389962034 384570 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: oots: not found < 1389962039 882701 :Sgeo!~quassel@ool-44c2df0c.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`olist 939 < 1389962041 534202 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :olist 939: shachaf oerjan Sgeo FireFly boily < 1389962439 466938 :ski!~ski@remote1.student.chalmers.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf : "Elementary Categories, Elementary Toposes" by Colin McLarty might be interesting < 1389962464 211933 :ski!~ski@remote1.student.chalmers.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :(it's a book) < 1389962509 611476 :atrapado!~ddd@unaffiliated/atrapado JOIN :#esoteric < 1389963413 835099 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1389963430 212752 :metasepia!~metasepia@2607:fad8:4:6:f2de:f1ff:fe6c:6765 JOIN :#esoteric < 1389963582 333341 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`espletive good espletive morning! < 1389963596 580425 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :...? < 1389963614 18706 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1389963707 484163 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`espletive < 1389963712 112362 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :minifuck < 1389963722 348198 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat bin/espletive < 1389963723 628554 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :while ! words --esolangs 5000 | grep -o "\w*${1-fuck}\w*" ; do :; done | head -1 < 1389963750 54250 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :apparently, there are no 'good' esolangs. < 1389963802 522742 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh. < 1389963829 359174 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :(my fault, I patched that file yesterday) < 1389964614 390839 :Sgeo!~quassel@ool-44c2df0c.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1389964921 969585 :atriq!9020b309@gateway/web/freenode/ip.144.32.179.9 QUIT :Quit: Page closed < 1389967431 772175 :MindlessDrone!~MindlessD@141.70.114.6 QUIT :Quit: MindlessDrone < 1389968399 464177 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm ${1-foo} < 1389968446 664912 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :So ${foo-bar} expands to $foo if $foo is non-empty, else $bar < 1389968450 744828 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :good to know < 1389968458 851960 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :er, else bar < 1389968724 913412 :yorick!~yorick@oftn/member/yorick JOIN :#esoteric < 1389968886 55020 :sebbu2!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu NICK :sebbu < 1389969066 978995 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :FireFly: if you use “${foo-$bar}” with an empty foo, will it expand to the value of $bar, or the string “$bar”? < 1389969104 843811 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :The former, apparently, at least in zsh < 1389969204 195386 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :How much of bash's/zsh's arcane variable expansion syntax is spec'd by POSIX? < 1389969341 448989 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah, yes, that behaviour is spec'd apparently < 1389969369 567081 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :"In each case that a value of word is needed (based on the state of parameter, as described below), word shall be subjected to tilde expansion, parameter expansion, command substitution, and arithmetic expansion." < 1389969488 198453 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :When boily did a plain `espletive good espletive morning! like that, the entire "good espletive morning!" ended up in $1. (Not that it changes anything; there indeed are no 'good' esolangs. But the "no output" wasn't a proof of that.) < 1389969560 40688 :nooga!~nooga@cpc4-acto3-2-0-cust71.4-2.cable.virginm.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1389969560 634750 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :`espletive good < 1389969591 660596 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1389969664 391949 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :`words --esolangs 20 < 1389969666 157786 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :recurscript brainfuck lambleq sanshoop aargfak hack gechoon mon kayak arro triptinus sanshoop just bfjouse constuck rum forte 5-log mumobinary eta-juliet < 1389969900 629538 :nooga!~nooga@cpc4-acto3-2-0-cust71.4-2.cable.virginm.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 265 seconds < 1389970149 775775 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :no good esolangs? I refuse to aknowledge that horrendous affirmation! < 1389970486 707472 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run words --esolangs 12 | perl -ne '$,=" "; print map "good$_", split;' # well there's a dozen < 1389970488 629617 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :gooddoublefuck++ gooddumpfuck goodcrambler goodvar goodauo goodhargh! goodq-ref goodwhenemo goodalpl goodtri goodpeter goodsnus < 1389970507 141413 :mrhmouse!~jordan.br@firewall1.photobooks.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1389970565 918460 :mrhmouse!~jordan.br@firewall1.photobooks.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah, we changed espletive into a loop? < 1389970984 905467 :MindlessDrone!~MindlessD@141.70.114.6 JOIN :#esoteric < 1389971134 244195 :nooodl!~nooodl@97.152-241-81.adsl-dyn.isp.belgacom.be JOIN :#esoteric < 1389971366 147290 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :mrhmouse: no comment. < 1389971470 831275 :mrhmouse!~jordan.br@firewall1.photobooks.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: any clue what's wrong with `repeat? my bashing skills are weak. < 1389971498 926430 :mrhmouse!~jordan.br@firewall1.photobooks.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :It works for single digits (e.g. `repeat 5 foo) but fails for larger ones (e.g. `repeat 10 foo) < 1389971528 386685 :mrhmouse!~jordan.br@firewall1.photobooks.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` repeat 10 espletive < 1389971530 454933 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/hackenv/bin/repeat: line 2: 0: command not found \ /hackenv/bin/repeat: line 2: 0: command not found \ /hackenv/bin/repeat: line 2: 0: command not found \ /hackenv/bin/repeat: line 2: 0: command not found \ /hackenv/bin/repeat: line 2: 0: command not found \ /hackenv/bin/repeat: line 2: 0: command not found \ /hackenv/bin/repeat: line 2: 0: com < 1389971638 753940 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` cat $(type -p repeat) < 1389971640 465954 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :args=$* \ for f in $(seq $1); do ${args[@]:1} ; done | xargs < 1389971677 714439 :quintopia!~quint@unaffiliated/quintopia QUIT :Quit: leaving < 1389971713 446927 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia JOIN :#esoteric < 1389971729 970382 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh. < 1389971775 258975 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` which repeat < 1389971776 769477 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/hackenv/bin/repeat < 1389971853 705957 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` echo 'cnt=$1; shift; for f in $(seq $cnt); do "$@"; done | xargs' > bin/repeat < 1389971857 877263 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1389971865 65577 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`repeat 10 espletive < 1389971866 630179 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :seq: invalid floating point argument: espletive \ Try `seq --help' for more information. < 1389971874 388688 :mrhmouse!~jordan.br@firewall1.photobooks.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` repeat 10 espletive < 1389971889 811199 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :this is an exciting time and place to be eh? < 1389971893 834323 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`revert < 1389971893 988203 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :brainfuck intfuck golfuck brainfuck brainfuck brainfuck infuck migolfuck brainfuck infuck < 1389971896 744967 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :Done. < 1389971899 196951 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :huh? < 1389971913 396900 :mrhmouse!~jordan.br@firewall1.photobooks.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: your changes worked, it's just a slow script < 1389971923 698758 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`revert < 1389971926 202841 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :Done. < 1389971930 225498 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`vert < 1389971931 614672 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: vert: not found < 1389971937 736598 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :hoily < 1389971957 857023 :mrhmouse!~jordan.br@firewall1.photobooks.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` repeat 9 espletive | sed "s/\s/\n/g" | sort -u | xargs < 1389971963 388361 :mrhmouse!~jordan.br@firewall1.photobooks.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :belloily < 1389971981 7189 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :brainfuck brainfucks calcrainfuck drainfuck dumpfuck golfuck haifuck intfuck < 1389972030 366507 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :what is espletive? it just names a random esolang with fuck in it? < 1389972096 986860 :ais523_!93bcc341@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.195.65 JOIN :#esoteric < 1389972114 494087 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :mrhmouse: {...:1} takes a substring. so only the first digit gets removed. < 1389972144 197886 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :mrhmouse: I'm unfamiliar with arrays in (ba)sh, hence the shift to shift. < 1389972180 905656 :ais523_!93bcc341@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.195.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hey, I've come across an algebraic structure, and am not sure if it has a name yet (I hope it does): it's a monoid, and it's also a semilattice, with the same identity; also, for all a, b, then (a + b) = (a meet b) + c for some c < 1389972198 252638 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :quinthellopia. mrhmellouse. < 1389972201 293487 :ais523_!93bcc341@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.195.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :err, that's a join b < 1389972202 596906 :ais523_!93bcc341@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.195.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :not a meet c < 1389972205 338709 :ais523_!93bcc341@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.195.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's a join-semilattice < 1389972341 833872 :ais523_!93bcc341@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.195.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :an example of something with these properties is the natural numbers with 0 as the identity, + as the monoid operation, max as the join operation < 1389972536 839350 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` echo $SHELL < 1389972538 434252 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/bin/sh < 1389972550 890977 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`/bin/sh --version < 1389972552 221086 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/bin/sh: Illegal option -- < 1389972651 444491 :mauke!~mauke@p3m/member/mauke PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` , < 1389972652 851062 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :bash: ,: command not found < 1389972673 659513 :mauke!~mauke@p3m/member/mauke PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` /bin/sh -c , < 1389972675 88162 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/bin/sh: ,: not found < 1389972695 262113 :mauke!~mauke@p3m/member/mauke PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` strings /bin/sh < 1389972696 950161 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/lib64/ld-linux-x86-64.so.2 \ __gmon_start__ \ libc.so.6 \ strcpy \ readdir \ strsignal \ isalpha \ pipe \ __strdup \ closedir \ isblank \ fork \ sigfillset \ realloc \ abort \ _exit \ strpbrk \ getpid \ kill \ strspn \ imaxdiv \ strtod \ isspace \ strtok \ strtol \ isatty \ strchrnul \ isprint \ getpwnam \ getppid \ strlen \ isxdigit \ isalnum < 1389972704 223727 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` echo , > bin/comma; chmod +x bin/comma < 1389972708 88619 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1389972709 254895 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`comma < 1389972710 685997 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/hackenv/bin/comma: line 1: ,: command not found < 1389972988 45458 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` strings /bin/sh | grep ND < 1389972989 641143 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :sh: turning off NDELAY mode \ OPTIND \ OPTIND=1 < 1389973018 536632 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` ls -la /bin/sh < 1389973020 537071 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :lrwxrwxrwx 1 0 0 4 Oct 14 2011 /bin/sh -> dash < 1389973064 293339 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :mrhmouse: I believe your version would have worked with bash. < 1389973145 64547 :ais523_!93bcc341@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.195.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: why were you stringsing the shell? < 1389973320 153999 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523_: same reason mauke did, trying to find some identifying information. < 1389973334 196942 :ais523_!93bcc341@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.195.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :right < 1389973338 164597 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :that NDELAY message is something that dash has but bash doesn't. < 1389973359 609202 :mauke!~mauke@p3m/member/mauke PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` strings /bin/sh | grep dash < 1389973361 361515 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1389973361 793478 :ais523_!93bcc341@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.195.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :not understanding --version is a giveaway that it isn't GNU < 1389973369 926336 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :The ls -la was an afterthought that could have saved me some work. < 1389973378 792853 :ais523_!93bcc341@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.195.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` md5sum /bin/sh < 1389973380 234147 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :cc20a148ccd602b4bde6431a7a7fb028 /bin/sh < 1389973411 311228 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://mirror.data-hotel.biz/mirror02/pve-mtest/chroot/var/lib/dpkg/info/dash.md5sums < 1389973416 411066 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :fun. < 1389973417 629129 :ais523_!93bcc341@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.195.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah, that's what I was doing too < 1389973435 350840 :ais523_!93bcc341@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.195.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :easiest way to identify the program is to hash it, then reverse the hash < 1389973448 818425 :ais523_!93bcc341@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.195.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` sha1sum /bin/sh < 1389973450 289999 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :3e4f053d7520819f5e45a7792c972b05e4ff234e /bin/sh < 1389973472 966392 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat /etc/issue < 1389973474 472546 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :cat: /etc/issue: No such file or directory < 1389973495 340070 :ais523_!93bcc341@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.195.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :this doesn't seem to be a widely used version of dash < 1389973509 759807 :ais523_!93bcc341@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.195.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` dpkg-query -S /bin/sh < 1389973511 156915 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :dpkg-query: failed to open package info file `/var/lib/dpkg/status' for reading: No such file or directory < 1389973516 725707 :ais523_!93bcc341@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.195.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm < 1389973517 335269 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :some debian squeeze? < 1389973529 953799 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` cat /etc/lsb-release < 1389973531 524819 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :cat: /etc/lsb-release: No such file or directory < 1389973538 623924 :mauke!~mauke@p3m/member/mauke PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` uname -a < 1389973540 37808 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :Linux umlbox 3.7.0-umlbox #1 Wed Feb 13 23:30:40 UTC 2013 x86_64 GNU/Linux < 1389973542 881366 :ais523_!93bcc341@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.195.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :not having even read-only access to the dpkg status means we can't just ask dpkg what version's being used < 1389973557 367869 :mauke!~mauke@p3m/member/mauke PRIVMSG #esoteric :is this authentic uml tho < 1389973564 758410 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` md5sum /bin/bash < 1389973566 188859 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :9a99d4a76f3f773f7ab5e9e3e482c213 /bin/bash < 1389973572 213905 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: is it authentic uml ↑ < 1389973601 619037 :ais523_!93bcc341@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.195.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :why did someone commit the md5 sum of their bash file to Github? < 1389973612 854240 :ais523_!93bcc341@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.195.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :err, I mean, the file /bin/bash < 1389973627 460929 :mauke!~mauke@p3m/member/mauke PRIVMSG #esoteric :sort of repost: http://blogs.perl.org/users/mauke/2014/01/php-puzzle.html < 1389973635 153068 :tertu!~tertu@143.44.70.199 QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1389973637 481306 :mauke!~mauke@p3m/member/mauke PRIVMSG #esoteric :I hope php is esoteric enough for this channel < 1389973778 193657 :ais523_!93bcc341@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.195.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :mauke: I'm guessing for the first one, you can't use an integer 0, because it matches 'one' < 1389973790 798201 :ais523_!93bcc341@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.195.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :in fact, I'm guessing we need some value that isn't a string or an integer < 1389973793 434868 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://mirror.data-hotel.biz/mirror02/pve-mtest/chroot/bin/bash has the right md5sum and is debian squeeze. < 1389973794 273146 :ais523_!93bcc341@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.195.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :what about boolean false? < 1389973818 344926 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's interesting that people put whole chroots on the web. < 1389973823 487322 :ais523_!93bcc341@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.195.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: haha, you just accessed the inside of the chroot? < 1389973836 715779 :ais523_!93bcc341@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.195.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :also, normish's entire filesystem was on the web, read-only < 1389973847 963857 :ais523_!93bcc341@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.195.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm not sure if that's recommended practice or not < 1389973876 63727 :ais523_!93bcc341@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.195.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :mauke: I can't run PHP here so you're going to have to yes or no my guesses for me < 1389973877 201012 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :I would advise against it. < 1389973913 516123 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@94-224-28-186.access.telenet.be JOIN :#esoteric < 1389973921 42416 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :it certainly helps attackers to figure out the exact versions of programs being run :) < 1389973941 282762 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :of course that's not a problem with secure software. (maybe it's not being run...) < 1389973942 74848 :ais523_!93bcc341@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.195.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :they can download them locally and then --version them < 1389973954 895938 :ais523_!93bcc341@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.195.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :(another bad idea :-) ) < 1389973974 626691 :mauke!~mauke@p3m/member/mauke PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523_: http://writecodeonline.com/php/ < 1389974029 744795 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` ldd /bin/dash < 1389974031 675692 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​ linux-vdso.so.1 => (0x0000007fbffff000) \ libc.so.6 => /lib/libc.so.6 (0x0000000040002000) \ /lib64/ld-linux-x86-64.so.2 (0x000000552aaaa000) < 1389974034 993184 :tertu!~tertu@143.44.70.199 JOIN :#esoteric < 1389974110 610075 :ais523_!93bcc341@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.195.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, codepad has it, I'll use that < 1389974119 906037 :ais523_!93bcc341@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.195.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah, it seems that "false" works for puzzle 1 < 1389974128 272246 :ais523_!93bcc341@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.195.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't know enough PHP to get the other two, though < 1389974136 422933 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :hey guys guess what < 1389974140 524909 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :we don't suck < 1389974161 910100 :mrhmouse!~jordan.br@firewall1.photobooks.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :we don't? < 1389974188 790182 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`/usr/lib/libc.so < 1389974189 861058 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: /usr/lib/libc.so: Permission denied \ /home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: /usr/lib/libc.so: cannot execute: Permission denied < 1389974217 222446 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :nope. i mean, perhaps you start to feel a bit inferior when you try to understand Snowflake, but look at what we have wrought! < 1389974219 852925 :ais523_!93bcc341@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.195.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :libc.so is normally nonexecutable < 1389974227 696247 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :Invention is mankind's greatness < 1389974233 286358 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`/lib/x86_64-linux-gnu/libc.so < 1389974234 569106 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: /lib/x86_64-linux-gnu/libc.so: No such file or directory \ /home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: /lib/x86_64-linux-gnu/libc.so: cannot execute: No such file or directory < 1389974236 715364 :ais523_!93bcc341@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.195.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`ls /tmp < 1389974238 250112 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1389974243 326475 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :hrm. < 1389974244 144240 :ais523_!93bcc341@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.195.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`ls -d /tmp < 1389974245 818435 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :ls: invalid option -- ' ' \ Try `ls --help' for more information. < 1389974248 51715 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Tanebventions are also mankind's... uhm... interestingness! < 1389974250 151418 :ais523_!93bcc341@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.195.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` ls -d /tmp < 1389974251 904814 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/tmp < 1389974252 704628 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: you don't suck! < 1389974261 32777 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`/lib/libc.so < 1389974262 238999 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: /lib/libc.so: No such file or directory \ /home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: /lib/libc.so: cannot execute: No such file or directory < 1389974271 986054 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`ls -la /lib/libc.so < 1389974272 879330 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :quintopia: of course I don't. if I did, I'd risk getting my lips stuck on a metal pole. < 1389974273 599931 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :ls: invalid option -- ' ' \ Try `ls --help' for more information. < 1389974284 173690 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :``ls -la /lib/libc.so < 1389974284 327606 :ais523_!93bcc341@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.195.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` cp /lib/x86_64-linux-gnu/libc.so /tmp && chmod a+x /tmp/libc.so && /tmp/libc.so < 1389974285 289705 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: `ls: not found < 1389974286 143200 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :cp: cannot stat `/lib/x86_64-linux-gnu/libc.so': No such file or directory < 1389974300 990729 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: yes. that too. you don't suck long hard shafts. < 1389974303 116182 :ais523_!93bcc341@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.195.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` cp /usr/lib/libc.so /tmp && chmod a+x /tmp/libc.so && /tmp/libc.so < 1389974304 883389 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/tmp/libc.so: line 1: /bin: is a directory \ /tmp/libc.so: line 2: Use: command not found \ /tmp/libc.so: line 3: the: command not found \ /tmp/libc.so: line 4: syntax error near unexpected token `elf64-x86-64' \ /tmp/libc.so: line 4: `OUTPUT_FORMAT(elf64-x86-64)' < 1389974320 453153 :ais523_!93bcc341@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.195.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have the feeling that /usr/lib/libc.so is a text file < 1389974327 243151 :mauke!~mauke@p3m/member/mauke PRIVMSG #esoteric :linker script < 1389974327 441461 :ais523_!93bcc341@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.195.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat /usr/lib/libc.so < 1389974328 836091 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/* GNU ld script \ Use the shared library, but some functions are only in \ the static library, so try that secondarily. */ \ OUTPUT_FORMAT(elf64-x86-64) \ GROUP ( /lib/libc.so.6 /usr/lib/libc_nonshared.a AS_NEEDED ( /lib/ld-linux-x86-64.so.2 ) ) < 1389974332 483629 :ais523_!93bcc341@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.195.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :mauke: yep < 1389974347 458584 :mauke!~mauke@p3m/member/mauke PRIVMSG #esoteric :`file /lib/libc.so.6 < 1389974348 939563 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/lib/libc.so.6: symbolic link to `libc-2.11.3.so' < 1389974353 524953 :ais523_!93bcc341@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.195.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh right, that's the libc.so < 1389974357 592726 :ais523_!93bcc341@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.195.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I was trying to run ld.so < 1389974361 900097 :mauke!~mauke@p3m/member/mauke PRIVMSG #esoteric :`file /lib/libc-2.11.3.so < 1389974363 306439 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/lib/libc-2.11.3.so: ELF 64-bit LSB shared object, x86-64, version 1 (SYSV), dynamically linked (uses shared libs), for GNU/Linux 2.6.18, stripped < 1389974380 330773 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`/lib/libc.so.6 < 1389974381 639497 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :GNU C Library (Debian EGLIBC 2.11.3-4) stable release version 2.11.3, by Roland McGrath et al. \ Copyright (C) 2009 Free Software Foundation, Inc. \ This is free software; see the source for copying conditions. \ There is NO warranty; not even for MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A \ PARTICULAR PURPOSE. \ Compiled by GNU CC version 4.4.5. \ Compiled < 1389974388 741012 :ais523_!93bcc341@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.195.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` cp /lib/ld-linux-x86-64.so.2 /tmp && chmod a+x /tmp/ld*.so.2 && /tmp/ld-linux-x86-64.so.2 < 1389974390 328998 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :Usage: ld.so [OPTION]... EXECUTABLE-FILE [ARGS-FOR-PROGRAM...] \ You have invoked `ld.so', the helper program for shared library executables. \ This program usually lives in the file `/lib/ld.so', and special directives \ in executable files using ELF shared libraries tell the system's program \ loader to load the helper program from this file. Th < 1389974400 549135 :ais523_!93bcc341@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.195.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :wait, libc.so is executable? < 1389974404 60595 :mauke!~mauke@p3m/member/mauke PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1389974405 813684 :ais523_!93bcc341@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.195.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` cp /lib/ld-linux-x86-64.so.2 /tmp && chmod a+x /tmp/ld*.so.2 && /tmp/ld-linux-x86-64.so.2 --version < 1389974407 456685 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​--version: error while loading shared libraries: --version: cannot open shared object file: No such file or directory < 1389974411 926546 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :the gnu libc one, yes. < 1389974417 435785 :ais523_!93bcc341@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.195.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :why? < 1389974423 10991 :mauke!~mauke@p3m/member/mauke PRIVMSG #esoteric :it looks cool < 1389974429 517649 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :becaus they could? < 1389974436 337066 :mauke!~mauke@p3m/member/mauke PRIVMSG #esoteric :`ls /boot < 1389974437 816893 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :ls: cannot access /boot: No such file or directory < 1389974439 358474 :tertu!~tertu@143.44.70.199 QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1389974451 393765 :ais523_!93bcc341@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.195.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :also, does it dynamically link against itself to do the printing, or does it just look inside itself and use a static version of printf, etc.? < 1389974466 631377 :mrhmouse!~jordan.br@firewall1.photobooks.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :quintopia: Snowflake? < 1389974467 577689 :ais523_!93bcc341@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.195.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`ldd /lib/ld-linux-x86-64.so.2 < 1389974469 309153 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​ statically linked < 1389974477 935485 :ais523_!93bcc341@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.195.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :mrhmouse: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Snowflake < 1389974488 304643 :ais523_!93bcc341@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.195.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I need to write an interp someday < 1389974508 689967 :ais523_!93bcc341@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.195.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :out of all my esolangs that are less vaporware than Feather, it's the one that can most be said to be art < 1389974552 936124 :mrhmouse!~jordan.br@firewall1.photobooks.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :There's no implementation? < 1389974596 662279 :conehead!~conehead@unaffiliated/conehead JOIN :#esoteric < 1389974624 908168 :ais523_!93bcc341@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.195.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :mrhmouse: no, beacuse the spec is really large < 1389974631 312025 :ais523_!93bcc341@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.195.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :and most people give up before they finish reading it < 1389974650 380673 :ais523_!93bcc341@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.195.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :just defining the language appropriately was an esoprogramming problem in its own right < 1389974656 587024 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :however, this does suck: http://esolangs.org/wiki/$tonePits < 1389974658 57367 :ais523_!93bcc341@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.195.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :because I had to make programming in it possible, but not too easy < 1389974737 5822 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :can we mark it for speedy deletion? if we're lucky, the author will get discouraged and give up esoprogramming altogether! is that too mean? < 1389974773 53633 :ais523_!93bcc341@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.195.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's not as bad as many < 1389974788 81922 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :it has a lots of wells... < 1389974796 742827 :ais523_!93bcc341@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.195.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :like, a) it's not a BF derivative, b) it shows some semblance of creativity, c) it's nowhere near as horrible as ESME < 1389974817 704350 :ais523_!93bcc341@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.195.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :although it looks like it should be in Ideas, not Languages (it's not currently in either) < 1389974839 160352 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah it is definitely not a language < 1389974839 980190 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION peruses ESME. “ow.”
< 1389974869 27378 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :the example at the bottom appears to have some random order of choosing pits to sow from. the semantics are not at all defined < 1389974884 377267 :ais523_!93bcc341@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.195.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I do find it amusing, though, that the author is having difficulty trying to find a state in which to start a finite state machine so that it eventually returns to the original state < 1389975032 309875 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :can we delete Esme then? it makes us look bad and feel bad < 1389975039 41813 :ais523_!93bcc341@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.195.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :mauke: aha, I think the solution to the second problem involves finding some string whose md5 starts "2000", but you can hardly expect me to bruteforce that < 1389975058 411616 :ais523_!93bcc341@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.195.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :quintopia: we put it in Category:Shameful, which officially does not exist (and is maintained as a redlink) < 1389975071 592767 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523_: i can see that < 1389975074 231925 :mauke!~mauke@p3m/member/mauke PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523_: yes, we can! < 1389975082 164677 :ais523_!93bcc341@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.195.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :mauke: in my head? < 1389975086 839576 :mauke!~mauke@p3m/member/mauke PRIVMSG #esoteric :no, in php < 1389975092 529485 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523_: it should also probably in Joke Programming Languages < 1389975110 258718 :ais523_!93bcc341@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.195.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :quintopia: then someone might stumble across the link by accident < 1389975115 397934 :ais523_!93bcc341@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.195.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :and that would be kind-of dangerous < 1389975138 890981 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523_: mightn't they stumble upon it browsing Stubs? < 1389975149 424595 :ais523_!93bcc341@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.195.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah but nobody does that < 1389975170 222353 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :true < 1389975251 644155 :ais523_!93bcc341@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.195.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :btw, the Talk page for Esme is pretty good too < 1389975327 642551 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah it looks like the author was a troll < 1389975361 920139 :ais523_!93bcc341@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.195.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :that hadn't actually occurred to me yet < 1389975799 614707 :ais523_!93bcc341@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.195.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric ::t build < 1389975800 850913 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric : Not in scope: `build' < 1389975801 4976 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric : Perhaps you meant `buildG' (imported from Data.Graph) < 1389976103 897243 :Sellyme!~Sellyme@fluttershy.is.bestpony.tk QUIT :Excess Flood < 1389976234 242685 :Sellyme!~Sellyme@fluttershy.is.bestpony.tk JOIN :#esoteric < 1389976969 782495 :ais523_!93bcc341@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.195.65 QUIT :Quit: Page closed < 1389977247 456525 :subleq_!~gavin@c-174-51-61-67.hsd1.co.comcast.net QUIT :Quit: leaving < 1389977858 337690 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`rm bin/comma < 1389977861 608691 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1389978246 764285 :yorick!~yorick@oftn/member/yorick QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1389978379 321164 :Slereah!~jackal@176.222.51.233 QUIT :Ping timeout: 272 seconds < 1389978654 821037 :_46bit!sid10106@pdpc/supporter/student/mmokrysz NICK :exhibitionist < 1389978684 913461 :exhibitionist!sid10106@pdpc/supporter/student/mmokrysz NICK :_46bit < 1389979218 106274 :peapodamus!~nodepony@e2.bc.425e.cidr.airmail.net QUIT : < 1389981413 989806 :ais523_!93bcc341@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.195.65 JOIN :#esoteric < 1389982158 743327 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover JOIN :#esoteric < 1389982601 122293 :mrhmouse!~jordan.br@firewall1.photobooks.com QUIT :Quit: Leaving. < 1389983549 655394 :Slereahphone!~slereahph@80.10.161.176 JOIN :#esoteric < 1389983654 479270 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat /etc/issue < 1389983655 912081 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :cat: /etc/issue: No such file or directory < 1389983677 838476 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :A bot that doesn't have any issues? How rare. < 1389983681 557908 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: Watch and learn. < 1389983681 813800 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: anything worthwhile that isn't super complicated in c++ is a lot like diablo, if you ask me < 1389983755 49680 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? issue < 1389983756 830204 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :issue? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1389983763 65732 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? issues < 1389983764 624937 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :issues? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1389983768 233651 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :See? No issues. < 1389983803 568784 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`ln -s .doorstop wisdom/issues < 1389983804 876722 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :ln: invalid option -- ' ' \ Try `ln --help' for more information. < 1389983812 309217 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` ln -s .doorstop wisdom/issues < 1389983815 785959 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1389983828 121260 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`complain THIS BOT HAS NO ISSUES! < 1389983829 492965 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :Complaint filed. Thank you. < 1389983835 103875 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? issues < 1389983835 435755 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-57-25.eastlink.ca JOIN :#esoteric < 1389983836 993952 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :You do not have the clearance necessary to view this entry. < 1389983854 992974 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hezzo38. < 1389983869 175460 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-57-25.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hello < 1389983880 996043 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`hello zzo38 < 1389983882 8331 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hello < 1389983915 765685 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`which run < 1389983917 82322 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1389983928 52684 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION is still confused by this, is `run a special case?
< 1389983987 343960 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-57-25.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, I think so < 1389984030 535262 :nooodl!~nooodl@97.152-241-81.adsl-dyn.isp.belgacom.be QUIT :Quit: Ik ga weg < 1389984271 373963 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`which `run < 1389984272 725200 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1389984387 319406 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah. found it. < 1389984389 426069 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`help < 1389984389 741676 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :Runs arbitrary code in GNU/Linux. Type "`", or "`run " for full shell commands. "`fetch " downloads files. Files saved to $PWD are persistent, and $PWD/bin is in $PATH. $PWD is a mercurial repository, "`revert " can be used to revert to a revision. See http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/ < 1389984465 464943 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://bitbucket.org/GregorR/hackbot/src/tip/multibot_cmds/PRIVMSG/tr_60.cmd ... line 12, hmm :) < 1389984542 139759 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-57-25.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :If you use "`" then it just uses one word as the filename and the rest as an argument without any further parsing; using "`run" will instead parse it using the shell parser. < 1389984580 935306 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :right, there are special cases for `help, `fetch, `run, `revert. < 1389984650 521718 :ais523_!93bcc341@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.195.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`revert has to be hardcoded because otherwise someone could delete bin/revert and it'd be hard to stop < 1389984651 198043 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :abort: unknown revision 'has to be hardcoded because otherwise someone could delete bin/revert and it'd be hard to stop'! < 1389984675 243011 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes. (you should be more careful there!) < 1389984719 359434 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :in fact I expect that the repo is outside of the sandbox. < 1389984729 590860 :ais523_!93bcc341@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.195.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it couldn't be inside, obviously < 1389984737 738999 :ais523_!93bcc341@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.195.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :because then the repo would somehow have to be in the repo < 1389984747 66955 :ais523_!93bcc341@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.195.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :so that you could convert changes to it made directly < 1389984763 632764 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :it could be ignored ;) < 1389984783 525109 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :after all, having a .hg subdirectory that is ignored by hg is sort of standard. < 1389984792 641997 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` ls -la / < 1389984794 305685 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :total 40 \ drwxr-xr-x 16 0 0 0 Jan 17 18:53 . \ drwxr-xr-x 16 0 0 0 Jan 17 18:53 .. \ drwxr-xr-x 2 0 0 4096 Oct 20 00:02 bin \ drwxr-xr-x 4 0 0 4096 Nov 10 2011 dev \ drwxr-xr-x 4 0 0 0 Jan 17 18:53 etc \ drwxr-xr-x 14 5000 5000 4096 Jan 17 18:36 hackenv \ drwxr-xr-x 3 0 0 0 Jan 17 18:53 home \ d < 1389984806 636183 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` ls -a / < 1389984808 364030 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​. \ .. \ bin \ dev \ etc \ hackenv \ home \ lib \ lib64 \ opt \ proc \ sbin \ sys \ tmp \ usr \ var < 1389984822 714948 :Slereahphone!~slereahph@80.10.161.176 QUIT :Quit: Colloquy for iPhone - http://colloquy.mobi < 1389984825 427056 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` ls -a /hackenv < 1389984827 52509 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​- \ . \ .. \ 98076 \ bdsmreclist \ bi \ bin \ canary \ cat \ complaints \ :-D \ dog \ etc \ factor \ fb \ fb.c \ file \ head \ hello \ hello.c \ .hg \ .hg_archival.txt \ ibin \ index.html \ interps \ lib \ mind \ paste \ perpetual motion machine \ ploki-0.6.5.1.tar.bz2 \ pref \ prefs \ quines \ quotes \ share \ src \ test \ this \ UNPA \ wisdom < 1389984827 858380 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :etc. < 1389984861 919457 :Slereahphone!~slereahph@80.10.161.176 JOIN :#esoteric < 1389984994 1966 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat dog < 1389984995 340801 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ < 1389985142 348622 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`shuf < 1389985171 759312 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` shuf -n 1 quotes < 1389985173 187125 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​ Because you're a Mac user. I am! and proud of it to My mouse has *no* buttons. < 1389985173 376384 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1389985201 211593 :ais523_!93bcc341@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.195.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quote < 1389985202 726793 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :276) elliott, it was an artful robbery! wait, murder < 1389985267 325828 :Vorpal!~Vorpal@unaffiliated/vorpal PRIVMSG #esoteric :So it seems the the microsd in my phone gave up. I have files like LOST?.DI€ on it... < 1389985279 832869 :Vorpal!~Vorpal@unaffiliated/vorpal PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, time to get a new one I guess... < 1389985285 723358 :Vorpal!~Vorpal@unaffiliated/vorpal PRIVMSG #esoteric :Good thing I have backups < 1389985351 368616 :Vorpal!~Vorpal@unaffiliated/vorpal PRIVMSG #esoteric :There are essentially 3 alternatives as well for me... Sandisk 64 GB of varying speeds. < 1389985388 10194 :Vorpal!~Vorpal@unaffiliated/vorpal PRIVMSG #esoteric :So either another one of the one I had, which is now about half the price compared to 1.8 years ago. Or some faster alternatives for about the same price. < 1389986588 736317 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1389986653 390769 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover JOIN :#esoteric < 1389987422 472927 :nooga!~nooga@cpc4-acto3-2-0-cust71.4-2.cable.virginm.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1389987597 424112 :nooodl!~nooodl@d54C668E4.access.telenet.be JOIN :#esoteric < 1389987854 485882 :henrique1!~canaima@186.167.243.35 JOIN :#esoteric < 1389987967 891326 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-57-25.eastlink.ca QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1389987987 985482 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? welcome.es < 1389987989 896984 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​¡Bienvenido al centro internacional para el diseño y despliegue de lenguajes de programación esotéricos! Por desgracia, la mayoría de nosotros no hablamos español. Para obtener más información, echa un vistazo a nuestro wiki: http://esolangs.org/. (Para el otro tipo de esoterismo, prueba #esoteric en irc.dal.net.) < 1389988010 84839 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`relcome henrique1 < 1389988012 621988 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :​06henrique1: 13Welcome 04to 07the 08international 09hub 02for 06esoteric 13programming 04language 07design 08and 09deployment! 02For 06more 13information, 04check 07out 08our 09wiki: 02. 06(For 13the 04other 07kind 08of 09esoterica, 02try 06#esoteric 13on 04irc.dal.net.) < 1389988025 828837 :henrique1!~canaima@186.167.243.35 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hola < 1389988111 442067 :henrique1!~canaima@186.167.243.35 PART :#esoteric < 1389988134 293642 :ais523_!93bcc341@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.195.65 PRIVMSG #esoteric :gah, this client doesn't filter colors < 1389988135 503755 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :adiós < 1389988163 509535 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run ls -l perp* < 1389988165 435469 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :lrwxrwxrwx 1 5000 0 25 Dec 26 18:32 perpetual motion machine -> ./wisdom/perpetuum mobile < 1389988293 20745 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523_: 1colours 2are 3good4!5!6!7!8! < 1389989034 228453 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :Black text < 1389989036 234903 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :Unreadable < 1389989105 484940 :Vorpal!~Vorpal@unaffiliated/vorpal PRIVMSG #esoteric : gah, this client doesn't filter colors <-- did you find it annoying? < 1389989115 853341 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh hm. shows as dark gray here. I said “colours are good!!!!!”. < 1389989138 958241 :Vorpal!~Vorpal@unaffiliated/vorpal PRIVMSG #esoteric :FreeFull, readable for me. It was black on white background < 1389989170 591336 :Vorpal!~Vorpal@unaffiliated/vorpal PRIVMSG #esoteric :This is why colours in IRC suck. Because depending on the readers background some colours will always be unreadable or near unreadable < 1389989199 450470 :Vorpal!~Vorpal@unaffiliated/vorpal PRIVMSG #esoteric :3,8 You could always set bg colour too of course.... But blergh < 1389989206 653310 :Vorpal!~Vorpal@unaffiliated/vorpal PRIVMSG #esoteric :Okay that was a terrible combination < 1389989224 353997 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION artfully mapoles Vorpal
< 1389989268 10018 :Vorpal!~Vorpal@unaffiliated/vorpal PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily, wtf is "mapole"? < 1389989272 696456 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? mapole < 1389989274 758690 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :A mapole is a thwackamacallit built from maple according to Canadian standards. < 1389989280 745219 :Vorpal!~Vorpal@unaffiliated/vorpal PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah < 1389989296 908452 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's a pole. made of maple. it is aerodynamic! < 1389989348 923517 :mrhmouse!~jordan.br@firewall1.photobooks.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1389989384 142663 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :~eval ["\ETX" ++ show x ++ "," ++ show (15 - x) ++ "poulet" | x <- [0..15]] < 1389989384 836178 :metasepia!~metasepia@2607:fad8:4:6:f2de:f1ff:fe6c:6765 PRIVMSG #esoteric :["\ETX0,15poulet","\ETX1,14poulet","\ETX2,13poulet","\ETX3,12poulet","\ETX4,11poulet","\ETX5,10poulet","\ETX6,9poulet","\ETX7,8poulet","\ETX8,7poulet","\ETX9,6poulet","\ETX10,5poulet","\ETX11,4poulet","\ETX12,3poulet","\ETX13,2poulet","\ETX14,1poulet","\ETX15,0poulet"] < 1389989390 738882 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1389989412 440966 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :~eval ["" ++ show x ++ "," ++ show (15 - x) ++ "poulet" | x <- [0..15]] < 1389989413 33070 :metasepia!~metasepia@2607:fad8:4:6:f2de:f1ff:fe6c:6765 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Error (1): :1:3: < 1389989413 187100 :metasepia!~metasepia@2607:fad8:4:6:f2de:f1ff:fe6c:6765 PRIVMSG #esoteric : lexical error in string/character literal at character '\ETX' < 1389990217 506235 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? maypole < 1389990219 325413 :HackEgo!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :maypole? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1389990821 434655 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm with ais523, colors are awful. < 1389991070 335524 :nooga!~nooga@cpc4-acto3-2-0-cust71.4-2.cable.virginm.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 265 seconds < 1389991206 659853 :ais523_!93bcc341@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.195.65 QUIT :Quit: going home < 1389991735 979758 :^v!~NotPing@c-71-238-153-166.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1389991883 348348 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://whatthefuckismywearablestrategy.com/ < 1389991919 155004 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :"PAIR OF SHOES THAT POSTS TO MEDIUM WHEN YOU DRINK TOO MUCH COFFEE" < 1389991955 359503 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION shrinks away from the site... slowly... discreetly...
< 1389992114 472567 :Bike!~Glossina@gannon-wless-gw.resnet.wsu.edu PRIVMSG #esoteric :sounds like boily needs an E-CIGARETTE THAT SELF DESTRUCTS WHEN YOU HAVE NIGHTMARES < 1389992141 87387 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION runs aimlessly “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!”
< 1389992180 395806 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :sounds like we've moved on from the internet of things to the cabal of things < 1389992187 15338 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :tinc. < 1389992599 226247 :Vorpal!~Vorpal@unaffiliated/vorpal PRIVMSG #esoteric : I'm with ais523, colors are awful. <-- Yep. Bold is all you need. < 1389992748 174474 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :Vorpal: http://int-e.eu/~bf3/tmp/irssee.png ... if you look closely you'll find colors :) < 1389992807 19076 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: xterm? < 1389992818 655434 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :xterm. < 1389992831 671005 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1389992840 759810 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :hey, http://whatthefuckismywearablestrategy.com/ is cool. < 1389992844 44958 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :lambdabot? < 1389992845 557880 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooo! lambdie! come back! < 1389992901 125340 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :it failed its first reconnect attempt. hmm. < 1389992919 859628 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :(so now it'll wait 5 minutes) < 1389992979 761449 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh. actually 2 minutes. that does seem more sensible. < 1389993038 54759 :atrapado!~ddd@unaffiliated/atrapado QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1389993088 34497 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok, it's coming :) < 1389993105 746885 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :just has to join a gazillion other channels first. < 1389993136 243388 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :don't come and tell me there is only a single instance of lambdabot running on all of Freenode. < 1389993155 608315 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :one nick, one bot. < 1389993176 517156 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :holy fungot. < 1389993176 737401 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: but if you're running scheme48 in slime48 or the usual command processor and the module system < 1389993195 280282 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu JOIN :#esoteric < 1389993214 274999 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :$ grep ^join online.rc | wc -l < 1389993214 557406 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :72 < 1389993224 903998 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, crazy. < 1389993234 96849 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :iiuc, you have access to that instance? < 1389993270 862409 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm running it currently < 1389993336 368565 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :(AFAIK lambdabot even has a special user mode set because ordinarily, users are not allowed to join that many channels at once) < 1389993337 133032 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Most Divine Fungot of Doom Sitting at the Top of Mount Sumeru. < 1389993362 156542 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I am impressed. < 1389993438 641379 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-203-32.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fungot? < 1389993456 122803 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-203-32.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :is it really case sensitive? that's outrageous < 1389993477 53376 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-203-32.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: I called you an it, react < 1389993477 263643 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :olsner: latest fnord::"? comments are ignored by the environment. is there a better solution < 1389993557 996810 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: the better solution is to pester your Creator and ask him to make you case insensitive. < 1389993558 190251 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: i can program in, you'll build utilities based on that. < 1389993578 662518 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: I already have to accept that you're sentient. your utility will come afterwards. < 1389993578 868291 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: i did copy some stuff from ccbi on this. i do for sure. < 1389993631 826511 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :> text.unwords.sequence.map(ap((:).toUpper)(:[]))$"fungot" < 1389993632 322605 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: logcheck and fnord are only 100m... i sense a nice afternoon. i'm too lazy to translate this). i thought you < 1389993633 89346 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric : FUNGOT FUNGOt FUNGoT FUNGot FUNgOT FUNgOt FUNgoT FUNgot FUnGOT FUnGOt FUnGoT... < 1389993661 375928 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh. sequence.map = mapM, of course. < 1389993666 699479 :^v!~NotPing@c-71-238-153-166.hsd1.mi.comcast.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1389994047 122528 :boily!~boily@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net QUIT :Quit: UNDEREMOVED CHICKEN < 1389994049 665783 :metasepia!~metasepia@2607:fad8:4:6:f2de:f1ff:fe6c:6765 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1389994682 832157 :nooga!~nooga@cpc4-acto3-2-0-cust71.4-2.cable.virginm.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1389994693 867044 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :sequence .: map, rather < 1389994729 56548 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :hey, http://whatthefuckismywearablestrategy.com/ isn't all bad. It has a fitting