< 1403222459 232854 :yorick!~yorick@oftn/member/yorick QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1403222588 279741 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :...someone top posted in one of the comment threads... < 1403223465 193467 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :yay finally managed to close one of the tabs < 1403224449 801293 :mhi^!~mhi@unaffiliated/mhi/x-9993184 QUIT :Quit: Lost terminal < 1403224538 421225 :shikhin!~shikhin@unaffiliated/shikhin JOIN :#esoteric < 1403224683 931579 :shikhout!~shikhin@unaffiliated/shikhin QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1403225202 144768 :edwardk!~edwardk@pdpc/supporter/professional/edwardk JOIN :#esoteric < 1403227581 591779 :Fossil!473a5848@gateway/web/freenode/ip.71.58.88.72 JOIN :#esoteric < 1403227604 405151 :Fossil!473a5848@gateway/web/freenode/ip.71.58.88.72 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hi everybody, I am here again! < 1403227685 595136 :Fossil!473a5848@gateway/web/freenode/ip.71.58.88.72 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Somebody available here? < 1403227686 78064 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-111-165.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hi Fossil, I am also here. < 1403227694 239556 :Fossil!473a5848@gateway/web/freenode/ip.71.58.88.72 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah, hello Bike! < 1403227712 293492 :Fossil!473a5848@gateway/web/freenode/ip.71.58.88.72 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I am happy because You here again, too. < 1403227764 56610 :Fossil!473a5848@gateway/web/freenode/ip.71.58.88.72 PRIVMSG #esoteric :If you go to my webpage, the parancssor.info/forum , you can see, that I changed the language from Hungary to English. < 1403227824 531547 :Fossil!473a5848@gateway/web/freenode/ip.71.58.88.72 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because, Yesterday here in this channel the community was nice, and all peoples said that my english knowledge not too bad, enough good to understand it. < 1403227862 9443 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :we forgot something yesterday... < 1403227865 518459 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`relcome Fossil < 1403227866 346120 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​08Fossil: 09Welcome 02to 06the 13international 04hub 07for 08esoteric 09programming 02language 06design 13and 04deployment! 07For 08more 09information, 02check 06out 13our 04wiki: 07. 08(For 09the 02other 06kind 13of 04esoterica, 07try 08#esoteric 09on 02irc.dal.net.) < 1403227886 854337 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :(actually HackEgo maybe wasn't here) < 1403227906 665059 :Fossil!473a5848@gateway/web/freenode/ip.71.58.88.72 PRIVMSG #esoteric :And I arrived at a decision, that I finish my hungarian language publications, and begin it in English. < 1403227934 930710 :Fossil!473a5848@gateway/web/freenode/ip.71.58.88.72 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hello oerjan! < 1403227940 583600 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :as they say, your english is better than our hungarian < 1403227982 171366 :Fossil!473a5848@gateway/web/freenode/ip.71.58.88.72 PRIVMSG #esoteric :??? Excuse me, I dont understand enough good: Now my english is understable or not? < 1403228005 95951 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :quite understandable < 1403228017 692209 :Fossil!473a5848@gateway/web/freenode/ip.71.58.88.72 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because, I begun translate the documentation of my mau language from hungarian to (my bad) English... < 1403228119 833676 :Fossil!473a5848@gateway/web/freenode/ip.71.58.88.72 PRIVMSG #esoteric :If You want, I can now copy to here lines by lines the first few parts of the translated documentation, for verifying, your community find it enough good "human readable", or not. < 1403228285 506412 :Fossil!473a5848@gateway/web/freenode/ip.71.58.88.72 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No reply? < 1403228356 905455 :Fossil!473a5848@gateway/web/freenode/ip.71.58.88.72 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nothing answer? < 1403228357 837725 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok but not too much at once < 1403228383 828651 :Fossil!473a5848@gateway/web/freenode/ip.71.58.88.72 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Okay, attention please! I begin it. < 1403228411 701423 :Fossil!473a5848@gateway/web/freenode/ip.71.58.88.72 PRIVMSG #esoteric :The mau programming language Version number: 16 Release date: 2014.06.13 The official webpage and forum of the mau programming language: http://parancssor.info M@U "The programming language with efficient line noise" < 1403228422 578677 :Fossil!473a5848@gateway/web/freenode/ip.71.58.88.72 PRIVMSG #esoteric :...and scrawls... < 1403228441 409343 :Fossil!473a5848@gateway/web/freenode/ip.71.58.88.72 PRIVMSG #esoteric :You should know, that the mau interpreter is female, therefore her personal pronoun is "she"... Compiling options of the mau language Type simple: make Then come into existence the binary file named mau and this is the mau interpreter. Now you should to copy it into a directory, which is available in the $PATH variable of your operating system. < 1403228452 29776 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :is the @ in M@U official? < 1403228476 327317 :Fossil!473a5848@gateway/web/freenode/ip.71.58.88.72 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes < 1403228503 274516 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :...wait i seem to remember that hungarian has ungendered pronouns :P < 1403228519 118705 :Fossil!473a5848@gateway/web/freenode/ip.71.58.88.72 PRIVMSG #esoteric :The M@U is only a "slogan", an ascii-art picture symbol < 1403228568 111109 :Fossil!473a5848@gateway/web/freenode/ip.71.58.88.72 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, you re well, in hungarian no difference between she he and it. But this is significant in an english documentation... < 1403228625 329997 :Fossil!473a5848@gateway/web/freenode/ip.71.58.88.72 PRIVMSG #esoteric :In hungarian, she and he is: "ő", and lot of times the "it" equal "ő" too, if not, then it=az. < 1403228653 176723 :Fossil!473a5848@gateway/web/freenode/ip.71.58.88.72 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I continue the copy of documentation. < 1403228654 433118 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i learned a very little bit of hungarian once, so i remember that. < 1403228657 724142 :Fossil!473a5848@gateway/web/freenode/ip.71.58.88.72 PRIVMSG #esoteric :The mau interpreter has built-in support of the handling of the special flags of the "ext" filesystems, therefore she need the ext2 header files. They available usually in the program-pack named generally „e2fsprogs” in the Linux program-economy (or something alike). This files consequently are dependencies of the mau language—quasi. But they are only seeming, supposed dependencies, because if we not use ext filesystem, we can c < 1403228704 435709 :Fossil!473a5848@gateway/web/freenode/ip.71.58.88.72 PRIVMSG #esoteric :with the following steps: in the first lines of the vz.h file search this line: #define EXT2ATTRIBUTUMOK change to this: // #define EXT2ATTRIBUTUMOK or erase it fully. < 1403228714 386479 :Fossil!473a5848@gateway/web/freenode/ip.71.58.88.72 PRIVMSG #esoteric :In this case she not claim the ext2 header files, and the e2fsprogs pack. But, of course, in exchange, if we all the same run a mau program which would like handling this ext2 flags, then they running will broken, and the interpreter will tie-up, with this error message: < 1403228724 837735 :Fossil!473a5848@gateway/web/freenode/ip.71.58.88.72 PRIVMSG #esoteric :LOG:> 2014.04.03 23:07:12 : E mau interpreter ext2 filerendszer támogatás nélkül lett lefordítva, emiatt nem képes beolvasni az ext filerendszer-specifikus flageket! < 1403228748 587055 :Fossil!473a5848@gateway/web/freenode/ip.71.58.88.72 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Additionally, the mau interpreter has as optional dependency the X server. This mean, that in the vz.h file exist this compiler directive: < 1403228756 866674 :Fossil!473a5848@gateway/web/freenode/ip.71.58.88.72 PRIVMSG #esoteric :#define X11INTEGRATION < 1403228767 47572 :Fossil!473a5848@gateway/web/freenode/ip.71.58.88.72 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hereat she claim certain header files for the handling possibilities of a some X functions. For ekzample the reading of the clipboard-content. In so far as we no claim this ability of her, then we can erase from the vz.h file the line written above, also in the Makefile file we should rewrite line: < 1403228773 162624 :Fossil!473a5848@gateway/web/freenode/ip.71.58.88.72 PRIVMSG #esoteric :LIBS = -ldl -lX11 -lXmu < 1403228783 320714 :Fossil!473a5848@gateway/web/freenode/ip.71.58.88.72 PRIVMSG #esoteric :as we trim from its end the last two parameters, i.e. should fall behin only this: < 1403228787 930305 :Fossil!473a5848@gateway/web/freenode/ip.71.58.88.72 PRIVMSG #esoteric :LIBS = -ldl < 1403228800 703000 :Fossil!473a5848@gateway/web/freenode/ip.71.58.88.72 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Over and above, the mau interpreter is aware support for multiple architecture. In principle, at least... In effect, nowadays she is operable under the platform of the X86 32 & 64 bits only. She is compilable without any extremelly action, but in the 64 bit version the „long double” variables are stored in 16 bytes, on the other hand in the 32 bits version only in 12 bytes. < 1403228812 231696 :Fossil!473a5848@gateway/web/freenode/ip.71.58.88.72 PRIVMSG #esoteric :This sign the variable type, which join in the mau language to the #D casting operator. In this case, all mau program using this variable type should work without a hitch, smooth, but this size-abatement apparently issue in lower precision, sorry! < 1403228820 449935 :Fossil!473a5848@gateway/web/freenode/ip.71.58.88.72 PRIVMSG #esoteric :If somebody would probe to porting this language to other platforms, for ekzample under Windows or Mac alá, than the cheafest first step should to be that in the vz.h file search this lines: < 1403228829 985081 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think that is enough < 1403228904 657900 :Fossil!473a5848@gateway/web/freenode/ip.71.58.88.72 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Okay. What you think, continue I the translation in this quality, or no? < 1403229057 476019 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :it is possible to read, but i have to guess what some words mean < 1403229131 174218 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :since i am norwegian, i am a bit unsure if it is harder or easier for a native english speaker < 1403229169 364347 :Fossil!473a5848@gateway/web/freenode/ip.71.58.88.72 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I would like, that after I will finished my horrible translation, and I upload the document to my webpage, somebody would as highly nice, to corrent it to a good English. < 1403229242 771528 :Fossil!473a5848@gateway/web/freenode/ip.71.58.88.72 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe if you understand it, hopefully a native english speaker understand it too. That is sure, I cannot translate it better as you read it above. < 1403229366 958958 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :using "she" for the interpreter is highly unusual, anyway. < 1403229377 601016 :hashtag!0ec23d8c@gateway/web/freenode/ip.14.194.61.140 JOIN :#esoteric < 1403229404 451559 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :what if your interpreter is a ship? < 1403229408 33212 :Fossil!473a5848@gateway/web/freenode/ip.71.58.88.72 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Unusual thing coming good to an "esoteric" language, or...? < 1403229427 902505 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i suppose < 1403229532 429647 :Fossil!473a5848@gateway/web/freenode/ip.71.58.88.72 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Excuse me elliot, I dont understand your question. Ship? Ocean vehicle? My interpreter? Dont understand, sorry... < 1403229558 528278 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-111-165.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ships are usually referred to as women in english for whatever reason < 1403229690 518252 :Fossil!473a5848@gateway/web/freenode/ip.71.58.88.72 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I named it to female, because in Egypt exist a cat cast named "mau", and this is a emblem, symbol of my mau. And, hungarian peoples think, that the cat animal a little bit alike to the womens, to females... < 1403229727 543924 :hashtag!0ec23d8c@gateway/web/freenode/ip.14.194.61.140 QUIT :Quit: Page closed < 1403229802 288868 :Fossil!473a5848@gateway/web/freenode/ip.71.58.88.72 PRIVMSG #esoteric :dogs = male. Cats = female. < 1403229902 545127 :brandonson!~brandonso@173.180.174.224 QUIT :Quit: KVIrc 4.2.0 Equilibrium http://www.kvirc.net/ < 1403229920 770341 :brandonsons!~brandonso@d173-180-174-224.bchsia.telus.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1403229923 936583 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-111-165.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :and yes, ship like the ocean vehicle < 1403229962 610644 :brandonsons!~brandonso@d173-180-174-224.bchsia.telus.net NICK :brandonson < 1403230016 742287 :^v!~notnot^v@c-71-238-153-166.hsd1.mi.comcast.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1403230070 761824 :Fossil!473a5848@gateway/web/freenode/ip.71.58.88.72 PRIVMSG #esoteric :To this time I was dont know, that for english peoples the ships are females. I think, this equal with the manner of hungarian peoples, which think, that cats are mostly females behaviour havend. < 1403230105 304988 :vyv!~vyv@70.51.217.166 QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1403230234 828579 :Fossil!473a5848@gateway/web/freenode/ip.71.58.88.72 PRIVMSG #esoteric :This language can to be very, true usefull for lot of jobs, because she is very fast, she has almost nothing dependencies, her binary size is small, not need lot of resources, and as I think, her support highestly theINDIRECTION, because in the mau almost all small/little thras/things can to be an arithmetical (or string) expression, the variable names too, or the function names, the jumping labels, the casting operators, the arithmet < 1403230239 778126 :^v!~notnot^v@c-71-238-153-166.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1403230258 882513 :Fossil!473a5848@gateway/web/freenode/ip.71.58.88.72 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Chapter 1 - The variables of the mau language < 1403230270 160115 :Fossil!473a5848@gateway/web/freenode/ip.71.58.88.72 PRIVMSG #esoteric :If somebody at first time view to a mau program, belike will appalled, because it seems highly, absolutely unintelligible, baffling, beyond one's depth. To the nearest approach to the Perl language, but so much the worse. This general aspect at the same time spring just from one thing: thus, the mau language handle the variables forsooth considerably exotic, for the rest to the speeding up of the programs run. < 1403230284 510180 :Fossil!473a5848@gateway/web/freenode/ip.71.58.88.72 PRIVMSG #esoteric :By all accounts, in no way under discussion, be in the bag, that the biggest difficulty in the prehension of the mau language, is the variable-handling. After the survival this, the rest is already easy. < 1403230293 396784 :Fossil!473a5848@gateway/web/freenode/ip.71.58.88.72 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Scilicet, the mau has very lot of advantage, for ekzample she has countless builtin high-level datatypes: strings (2 different string types), arrays, string arrays, stacks, directory (yes, this is a special datatype designed for the Linux directory structure!), inputfile, outputfile, streams, bitfields... And more others coming soon! < 1403230301 693653 :Fossil!473a5848@gateway/web/freenode/ip.71.58.88.72 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Consequently, this language is actually very EASY, it is a good as saying that she is directly COMFY. Except the variable names, yes, sorry & excuse me... < 1403230438 116819 :Fossil!473a5848@gateway/web/freenode/ip.71.58.88.72 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Okay, Now I should say goodbye, friend, because I should continue my translations of the mau documentation... < 1403230456 964826 :Fossil!473a5848@gateway/web/freenode/ip.71.58.88.72 PRIVMSG #esoteric :logout. < 1403230492 505072 :Fossil!473a5848@gateway/web/freenode/ip.71.58.88.72 QUIT :Quit: Page closed < 1403230932 710492 :password2!~password@197.78.206.129 JOIN :#esoteric < 1403231356 140500 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover QUIT : < 1403232788 741804 :fungot!fis@eos.zem.fi QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1403233119 806533 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover JOIN :#esoteric < 1403234368 662066 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no QUIT :Quit: nuit < 1403235423 972673 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-111-165.ptld.qwest.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1403235537 965456 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-57-215.ptld.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 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:myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :what the hell is mau < 1403238455 418026 :Aetherspawn-!uid6924@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-xvxlsytueglqvdbh JOIN :#esoteric < 1403238572 511146 :nooodl!~nooodl@77.104-242-81.adsl-dyn.isp.belgacom.be QUIT :Quit: Ik ga weg < 1403239011 851149 :MDude!~fyrc@or-67-238-17-218.dhcp.embarqhsd.net NICK :MDream < 1403239730 756339 :^v!~notnot^v@c-71-238-153-166.hsd1.mi.comcast.net QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1403239749 738106 :^v!~notnot^v@c-71-238-153-166.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1403240544 320785 :password2!~password@197.78.206.129 QUIT :Ping timeout: 255 seconds < 1403241559 132959 :^v!~notnot^v@c-71-238-153-166.hsd1.mi.comcast.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1403241741 143288 :^v!~notnot^v@c-71-238-153-166.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1403242374 626297 :Slereah_!~jackal@176.222.51.233 JOIN :#esoteric < 1403242479 373993 :Slereah!~jackal@176.222.51.233 QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1403244283 214898 :^v!~notnot^v@c-71-238-153-166.hsd1.mi.comcast.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1403245014 701679 :^v!~notnot^v@c-71-238-153-166.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1403246400 308365 :Tritonio1!~Thunderbi@athedsl-21632.home.otenet.gr JOIN :#esoteric < 1403246480 411570 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Keya14]]4 10 02http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=39861&oldid=39338 5* 03Rdebath 5* (+0) 10You're a (tiny) bit better than that. < 1403246565 351606 :Tritonio!~Thunderbi@athedsl-21632.home.otenet.gr QUIT :Ping timeout: 255 seconds < 1403246916 321336 :Tritonio1!~Thunderbi@athedsl-21632.home.otenet.gr QUIT :Ping timeout: 255 seconds < 1403247857 970069 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :"brainfuck equivalent" would be a funny category for everything that is turing complete < 1403248202 765754 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Talk:Witeal14]]4 N10 02http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?oldid=39862 5* 03Rdebath 5* (+1065) 10Nope, can't write an interpreter. < 1403248287 299051 :drdanmaku!uid17782@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-zoncjovtrywmodxq QUIT :Quit: Connection closed for inactivity < 1403248431 888575 :MoALTz!~no@user-46-112-93-173.play-internet.pl QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1403248476 919338 :MoALTz!~no@user-46-112-93-173.play-internet.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1403249335 510297 :slereah!~slereah@46.218.232.202 JOIN :#esoteric < 1403251223 779001 :Tritonio!~Thunderbi@212.251.54.186 JOIN :#esoteric < 1403252574 601390 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover JOIN :#esoteric < 1403252806 343347 :Patashu!~Patashu@c27-253-115-204.carlnfd2.nsw.optusnet.com.au JOIN :#esoteric < 1403253081 427108 :Patashu!~Patashu@c27-253-115-204.carlnfd2.nsw.optusnet.com.au QUIT :Disconnected by services < 1403253081 577798 :Patashu_!Patashu@c27-253-115-204.carlnfd2.nsw.optusnet.com.au JOIN :#esoteric < 1403253160 117401 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:Patashu!Helix_AFK@c27-253-115-204.carlnfd2.nsw.optusnet.com.au QUIT :Client Quit < 1403254926 277019 :Patashu!Patashu@c27-253-115-204.carlnfd2.nsw.optusnet.com.au JOIN :#esoteric < 1403255116 926419 :Patashu!Patashu@c27-253-115-204.carlnfd2.nsw.optusnet.com.au QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1403255158 776605 :Patashu!Patashu@c27-253-115-204.carlnfd2.nsw.optusnet.com.au JOIN :#esoteric < 1403257308 534072 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 JOIN :#esoteric < 1403257539 163412 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 QUIT :Client Quit < 1403257548 709429 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 JOIN :#esoteric < 1403257828 647095 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1403257874 570125 :ais523_!93bcc175@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.193.117 JOIN :#esoteric < 1403258147 468059 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :I failed the crypto exam :( < 1403258163 994271 :slereah!~slereah@46.218.232.202 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Were the questions encrypted < 1403258180 212008 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sometimes . < 1403258224 127458 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/fail/blew < 1403258391 467305 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :I probably passed it, but I blew it in my eyes. < 1403258440 822494 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :slereah: that's like the time travel exam where the questions are posed after you have to hand in the answers? < 1403258461 488088 :slereah!~slereah@46.218.232.202 PRIVMSG #esoteric :well if you pass you really deserve it < 1403258469 403185 :slereah!~slereah@46.218.232.202 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wonder if there's time travel exams < 1403258480 459174 :slereah!~slereah@46.218.232.202 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Like exams on closed timelike curve in general relativity < 1403258492 778875 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :I couldn't fully answer one question < 1403258570 337471 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 JOIN :#esoteric < 1403258712 442418 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :slereah: not exams. there's just one exam which everyone takes. < 1403259704 880616 :boily!~boily@96.127.201.149 JOIN :#esoteric < 1403259928 879598 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :wait, is Pluso basically a more limited version of Deadfish? < 1403259951 828893 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Deadfish minimization is not an area of esolang development I had really considered < 1403260103 917609 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07List of ideas14]]4 10 02http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=39863&oldid=39842 5* 03Ais523 5* (+184) 10/* Joke/Silly Ideas */ respond < 1403260142 726506 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07List of ideas14]]4 10 02http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=39864&oldid=39863 5* 03Ais523 5* (+64) 10/* Joke/Silly Ideas */ and another response; be more ambitious, people < 1403260218 870532 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :interesting < 1403260600 540886 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :wait, are Supreme Court judgements /really/ written in Computer Modern? or is it just that the person who puts them up on their official website goes via TeX? < 1403260958 602436 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: they're just lazy to change the default font < 1403260984 22442 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's not the default for anything but TeX and TeX-based typesetters, though, as far as I know < 1403261009 430409 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: and formulas in mathjax and a few other similar stuff, yeah < 1403261322 453834 :Slereah_!~jackal@176.222.51.233 QUIT :Ping timeout: 244 seconds < 1403261365 882283 :Slereah_!~jackal@176.222.51.233 JOIN :#esoteric < 1403261865 965340 :boily!~boily@96.127.201.149 QUIT :Quit: ÆTHERAL CHICKEN < 1403262579 789489 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ZZZzzz… < 1403265214 497548 :Slereah_!~jackal@176.222.51.233 JOIN :#esoteric < 1403265350 150576 :callforjudgement!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 JOIN :#esoteric < 1403265375 317189 :augur!~augur@216-164-48-148.c3-0.slvr-ubr1.lnh-slvr.md.cable.rcn.com QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1403265507 790728 :lollo64it!~lorenzo@93-58-3-33.ip156.fastwebnet.it QUIT :Ping timeout: 244 seconds < 1403265526 397574 :yorick!~yorick@oftn/member/yorick JOIN :#esoteric < 1403265651 777984 :callforjudgement!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 QUIT :Ping timeout: 272 seconds < 1403265683 31369 :Sgeo!~quassel@ool-44c2df0c.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1403267109 862087 :callforjudgement!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 JOIN :#esoteric < 1403267437 780217 :Patashu!Patashu@c27-253-115-204.carlnfd2.nsw.optusnet.com.au QUIT :Ping timeout: 272 seconds < 1403267739 194168 :Slereah_!~jackal@176.222.51.233 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1403267755 865669 :Slereah_!~jackal@176.222.51.233 JOIN :#esoteric < 1403268033 869112 :callforjudgement!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1403270053 107544 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1403270852 575054 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric : Were the questions encrypted <-- just be glad they weren't steganographed hth < 1403271477 515896 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`addquote wait, is Pluso basically a more limited version of Deadfish? Deadfish minimization is not an area of esolang development I had really considered < 1403271478 910546 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :1208) wait, is Pluso basically a more limited version of Deadfish? Deadfish minimization is not an area of esolang development I had really considered < 1403271857 333249 :Frooxius!~Frooxius@cust-101.ktknet.cz QUIT :Quit: *bubbles away* < 1403271866 258224 :Frooxius!~Frooxius@cust-101.ktknet.cz JOIN :#esoteric < 1403273148 566295 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1403273162 198578 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover JOIN :#esoteric < 1403273480 148201 :`^_^v!~nycs@ip-216-46-79-198.dsl.nyc.megapath.net QUIT :Quit: This computer has gone to sleep < 1403273494 184878 :callforjudgement!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 JOIN :#esoteric < 1403273835 223202 :callforjudgement!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1403274029 252345 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1403274236 779206 :mhi^!~mhi@unaffiliated/mhi/x-9993184 JOIN :#esoteric < 1403275482 900831 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Talk:Gentzen14]]4 N10 02http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?oldid=39865 5* 03GreyKnight 5* (+378) 10Created page with "== variation on cmp == A function similar to cmp would be: cmpv : (*a |- *b; *a |- *c; *a |- *d) / ($1(|\|), $2(|\|), *a |- *b, *c, *d); Maybe you can think of a use for th..." < 1403275672 48766 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@d51A42986.access.telenet.be JOIN :#esoteric < 1403275784 504536 :callforjudgement!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 JOIN :#esoteric < 1403276062 422547 :callforjudgement!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1403276071 940426 :Aetherspawn-!uid6924@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-xvxlsytueglqvdbh QUIT :Quit: Connection closed for inactivity < 1403276526 244429 :mihow!~mihow@rrcs-50-75-208-18.nyc.biz.rr.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1403276661 700666 :password2!~password@197.78.151.234 JOIN :#esoteric < 1403276673 934534 :drdanmaku!uid17782@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-agjxmtkjvpiyxthr JOIN :#esoteric < 1403276906 507309 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no QUIT :Quit: leaving < 1403277183 883549 :password2!~password@197.78.151.234 QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1403277593 126512 :password2!~password@197.78.151.234 JOIN :#esoteric < 1403277607 529934 :ais523_!93bcc175@gateway/web/freenode/ip.147.188.193.117 QUIT :Quit: Page closed < 1403277872 41583 :augur!~augur@216-164-48-148.c3-0.slvr-ubr1.lnh-slvr.md.cable.rcn.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1403277930 647847 :MDream!~fyrc@or-67-238-17-218.dhcp.embarqhsd.net NICK :MDude < 1403278043 794521 :MindlessDrone!~MindlessD@unaffiliated/mindlessdrone JOIN :#esoteric < 1403278229 64557 :edwardk!~edwardk@pdpc/supporter/professional/edwardk QUIT :Quit: Computer has gone to sleep. < 1403278533 780340 :Tritonio!~Thunderbi@212.251.54.186 QUIT :Ping timeout: 272 seconds < 1403278587 471696 :nooodl!~nooodl@77.104-242-81.adsl-dyn.isp.belgacom.be QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1403279152 827752 :slereah!~slereah@46.218.232.202 QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1403279379 550031 :yorick!~yorick@oftn/member/yorick QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1403279457 781888 :lollo64it!~lorenzo@93-58-3-33.ip156.fastwebnet.it JOIN :#esoteric < 1403279640 569796 :Quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :sigh < 1403279646 213162 :Quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :howwwww's it going < 1403279704 815412 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :fine? < 1403279732 424847 :Quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1403279735 220372 :Quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :sounds boring < 1403279741 704379 :Quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :what are you working on? < 1403279870 235916 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :finding a small sets of participants in the trolling loop on ##math, at that time. :-/ < 1403279884 887630 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :not so interesting. < 1403279998 547844 :password2!~password@197.78.151.234 PRIVMSG #esoteric :does anthing interesstin ever happen on ##math < 1403280077 459783 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :it seems to work for homework help most of the time, with occasional outbursts of trollery. if you look for brilliancies you should probably go elsewhere. < 1403280120 6815 :password2!~password@197.78.151.234 QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1403280160 571802 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: apply +b? < 1403280230 627614 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: +q, but yeah that's what I did < 1403280243 781470 :lollo64it!~lorenzo@93-58-3-33.ip156.fastwebnet.it QUIT :Ping timeout: 272 seconds < 1403280377 274708 :ion!ion@heh.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :One of the best so far. :-D http://gooby.naurunappula.com/org/c9/51/c951092405fe15a3/0/1207578.gif < 1403280486 783423 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: the worst part is when it's obvious someone is being disruptive, but there's no good way of explaining why they should be +q'd/+b'd, especially since it's not obvious they're doing it maliciously, so you do nothing :( < 1403280582 393595 :Quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: oh cool i'm glad you took care of that. i got so disgusted i had to go far away for a while < 1403281046 434100 :password2!~password@197.78.187.173 JOIN :#esoteric < 1403281435 166567 :lollo64it!~lorenzo@93-58-3-33.ip156.fastwebnet.it JOIN :#esoteric < 1403283838 283003 :subleq!~gavin@208.186.116.206 QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1403284014 485375 :impomatic!~digital_w@84.93.80.151 QUIT :Ping timeout: 255 seconds < 1403284178 253155 :^v!~notnot^v@c-71-238-153-166.hsd1.mi.comcast.net QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1403284193 704770 :^v!~notnot^v@c-71-238-153-166.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1403284505 467526 :subleq!~gavin@208.186.142.130 JOIN :#esoteric < 1403284546 885088 :mihow!~mihow@rrcs-50-75-208-18.nyc.biz.rr.com QUIT :Quit: mihow < 1403285648 959738 :edwardk!~edwardk@pdpc/supporter/professional/edwardk JOIN :#esoteric < 1403285904 376070 :mihow!~mihow@rrcs-50-75-208-18.nyc.biz.rr.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1403286385 249437 :MoALTz_!~no@user-46-112-93-173.play-internet.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1403286589 786341 :MoALTz!~no@user-46-112-93-173.play-internet.pl QUIT :Ping timeout: 272 seconds < 1403287372 627864 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm < 1403287389 767550 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :N^2 / ((N^2)/k + k*N) peaks at k = sqrt(N) < 1403287413 892506 :password2!~password@197.78.187.173 QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1403287419 587623 :_1_ifank94!~WhatsChat@114.79.1.26 JOIN :#esoteric < 1403287419 737985 :_1_ifank94!~WhatsChat@114.79.1.26 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hay < 1403287514 723388 :_1_ifank94!~WhatsChat@114.79.1.26 QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1403288061 472431 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :mroman: Does it peak at all? < 1403288090 132047 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :Plotting the graph shows it converging to some value at infinity < 1403288179 392652 :nortti!nortti@nano.smar.fi NICK :lawspeaker < 1403288218 564744 :lawspeaker!nortti@nano.smar.fi NICK :nortti < 1403288308 747551 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :it does, for fixed N < 1403288418 627565 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fixed n, non-fixed k? < 1403288424 448775 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1403288471 367243 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :It seems to be a sort of 1/x curve < 1403288527 78449 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :note that by the AGM inequality, (N^2)/k + k*N >= 2sqrt(N^3), with equality when N^2/k = k*N, i.e., k = sqrt(N). < 1403288544 508171 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :Actually, it does seem to have one maximum and one minimum < 1403288557 327736 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :so N^2/((N^2)/k + k*N) <= sqrt(N)/2 with equality when k = sqrt(N). < 1403288607 63411 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=N^2%2F%28N^2%2Fx+%2B+x*N%29 < 1403288710 703306 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, it works < 1403288741 562601 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :Should differentiate it to find the maximum < 1403288907 370188 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :diff(a/(a/k + k*b)) = ((a/k + k*b) - a*(b - a/k^2))/(a/k + k*b)^2 < 1403288914 847296 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :Writing this out in text looks ugly < 1403288922 731315 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :a = N^2 and b = N < 1403288964 421429 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :FreeFull: If k is too high the algorithm doesn't scale anymore < 1403288976 484385 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :Trivially if k=N < 1403288981 756534 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :then the + term becomes N^N < 1403288992 788856 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :so it can't possibly be better than N^2 < 1403288995 590225 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :(becomes N^2) < 1403289036 119417 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :(k is the number of processors for example) < 1403289049 999869 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :mroman: I'd just use newton's method < 1403289081 341885 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think it always converges quickly if you're using it to calculate square roots < 1403289152 735249 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm? < 1403289164 808265 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't want to calculate square roots < 1403289171 453409 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :What do you want to do? < 1403289216 540532 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :I just had a hunch that this won't scale for large k < 1403289231 363200 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :and it looks like you get the best performance for k = sqrt(n) < 1403289254 957176 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :(N^2 is the regular algorithm) < 1403289286 492396 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :and (N^2)/k + N*k is an algorithms that divides the problem < 1403289401 476196 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :but you can't divide it arbitrarily < 1403289415 98036 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :because for k > sqrt(N) it's actually worse than using N*N < 1403289614 691616 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah < 1403289616 983508 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :there we go < 1403289628 156217 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's sqrt(n)*0.5 times faster for k = sqrt(n) < 1403289666 243547 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :lalala. "so N^2/((N^2)/k + k*N) <= sqrt(N)/2 with equality when k = sqrt(N)." < 1403290265 428924 :shikhout!~shikhin@unaffiliated/shikhin JOIN :#esoteric < 1403290292 85114 :shikhout!~shikhin@unaffiliated/shikhin NICK :shikhin < 1403290525 561894 :barrucadu!~barrucadu@fsf/member/barrucadu NICK :KitB____ < 1403290563 829259 :KitB____!~barrucadu@fsf/member/barrucadu NICK :barrucadu < 1403291074 440961 :aretecode!~aretecode@173.192.170.114-static.reverse.softlayer.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1403291998 600511 :impomatic!~chatzilla@87.113.143.117 QUIT :Client Quit < 1403292056 701213 :^v!~notnot^v@c-71-238-153-166.hsd1.mi.comcast.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1403292132 710937 :^v!~notnot^v@c-71-238-153-166.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1403292133 703852 :^v!~notnot^v@c-71-238-153-166.hsd1.mi.comcast.net QUIT :Max SendQ exceeded < 1403292160 729225 :^v!~notnot^v@c-71-238-153-166.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1403292161 691139 :^v!~notnot^v@c-71-238-153-166.hsd1.mi.comcast.net QUIT :Max SendQ exceeded < 1403292188 735163 :^v!~notnot^v@c-71-238-153-166.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1403292189 690452 :^v!~notnot^v@c-71-238-153-166.hsd1.mi.comcast.net QUIT :Max SendQ exceeded < 1403292216 729829 :^v!~notnot^v@c-71-238-153-166.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1403292217 697795 :^v!~notnot^v@c-71-238-153-166.hsd1.mi.comcast.net QUIT :Max SendQ exceeded < 1403292244 764979 :^v!~notnot^v@c-71-238-153-166.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1403292496 469479 :MoALTz!~no@user-46-112-93-173.play-internet.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1403292533 648015 :impomatic_!~digital_w@87.113.143.117 JOIN :#esoteric < 1403292669 781929 :MoALTz_!~no@user-46-112-93-173.play-internet.pl QUIT :Ping timeout: 272 seconds < 1403293512 467360 :Bike!~Glossina@71-222-123-153.ptld.qwest.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1403293642 463714 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-194-195.ptld.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1403293815 145477 :lollo64it!~lorenzo@93-58-3-33.ip156.fastwebnet.it QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1403294570 548977 :nooodl!~nooodl@77.104-242-81.adsl-dyn.isp.belgacom.be JOIN :#esoteric < 1403294828 701527 :^v!~notnot^v@c-71-238-153-166.hsd1.mi.comcast.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1403294915 728228 :^v!~notnot^v@c-71-238-153-166.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1403295001 668587 :lollo64it!~lorenzo@93-58-3-33.ip156.fastwebnet.it JOIN :#esoteric < 1403295340 898310 :yorick_!~yorick@oftn/member/yorick JOIN :#esoteric < 1403295448 450239 :impomatic_!~digital_w@87.113.143.117 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wow, this watch has been untouched in a box for 11 years. The battery still hasn't run out, the date is correct, but it's about 5 minutes slow! < 1403295473 189841 :nortti!nortti@nano.smar.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :mechanical or electronic? < 1403295486 225568 :nortti!nortti@nano.smar.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :err, *electric or electronic < 1403295504 777437 :MSusw!~fyrc@or-67-238-17-218.dhcp.embarqhsd.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1403295507 345424 :impomatic_!~digital_w@87.113.143.117 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Electronic < 1403295517 30646 :yorick_!~yorick@oftn/member/yorick NICK :yorick < 1403295747 782148 :MDude!~fyrc@or-67-238-17-218.dhcp.embarqhsd.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 272 seconds < 1403295822 239298 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe it's 65 minutes slow and there's been a daylight savings time thing. < 1403295845 6750 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :If that works in the right direction, I can't be bothered thinking it through. < 1403295904 328506 :MSusw!~fyrc@or-67-238-17-218.dhcp.embarqhsd.net NICK :MDude < 1403296080 245902 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: still worn out from that one argument you had? < 1403296133 986415 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :How do you even remember that? (I'm reminded of it every time I accidentally open Google Drive, because I've got that Spreadsheet of Proof in there.) < 1403296194 627581 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have a good memory for useless things. < 1403296200 603645 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :there's something from it in the qdb, I think. < 1403296306 323801 :singingboyo!~brandonso@d173-180-174-224.bchsia.telus.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1403296529 761286 :brandonson!~brandonso@d173-180-174-224.bchsia.telus.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1403296616 445650 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :the thruth is, that the watch is 1 day and 5 minutes behind < 1403296621 183558 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :but you can't tell ;) < 1403296742 128527 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :"the date is correct" seems to contradict that. < 1403297493 839991 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :I meant one year then < 1403297498 295993 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :I should read whole sentences . < 1403297512 229175 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :unless it show the year too < 1403297524 894359 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :which electronic watches probably can do < 1403297533 971272 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm gonna hide under the table now . < 1403297608 890815 :impomatic_!~digital_w@87.113.143.117 PRIVMSG #esoteric :The year is also correct :-) < 1403297626 343727 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's so far back it thinks it's 2014 BC. < 1403297638 521455 :Bicyclidine!~Glossina@69.166.35.231 JOIN :#esoteric < 1403297903 928219 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :YEAH < 1403297909 217941 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :IT'S USING THE WRONG CALENDAR < 1403297920 126177 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :you're using the wrong capitalisation. < 1403297926 429606 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :No < 1403297929 618309 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm just using capsloc < 1403297930 440017 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :k < 1403297968 839616 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wonder why someone invented that key < 1403298080 751032 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :My mechanical watch is so good, it has glow in the dark dots where the numbers are < 1403298108 459411 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :just some stupid idiot forgot to make the pointers glow in the dark two < 1403298116 427846 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :No I know where the hours are < 1403298120 265697 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :but not the pointers < 1403298126 764493 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/two/too < 1403298132 863479 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/No/now < 1403298165 643837 :mroman!~roman2@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :I really don't get why you'd make the numbers glow in the dark but not the pointers < 1403298443 108577 :edwardk!~edwardk@pdpc/supporter/professional/edwardk QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1403298655 236084 :MindlessDrone!~MindlessD@unaffiliated/mindlessdrone QUIT :Quit: MindlessDrone < 1403298749 931831 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Deadfish14]]4 10 02http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=39866&oldid=39504 5* 03188.192.76.116 5* (+0) 10/* Lua */ Bugfix for accumulator (now every value beyond 256 will set the accumulator to 0) < 1403298787 64525 :Bicyclidine!~Glossina@69.166.35.231 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ha ha. < 1403298803 279652 :nooodl!~nooodl@77.104-242-81.adsl-dyn.isp.belgacom.be PRIVMSG #esoteric :good bugfix < 1403298888 105211 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Deadfish14]]4 10 02http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=39867&oldid=39866 5* 0369.166.35.231 5* (+0) 10Undo revision 39866 by [[Special:Contributions/188.192.76.116|188.192.76.116]] ([[User talk:188.192.76.116|talk]]) as an entomologist i assure you that that is a feature. < 1403298914 188666 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Talk:Witeal14]]4 10 02http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=39868&oldid=39862 5* 03GermanyBoy 5* (+767) 10 < 1403298944 565140 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Talk:Witeal14]]4 10 02http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=39869&oldid=39868 5* 03GermanyBoy 5* (-206) 10 < 1403298995 445339 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover JOIN :#esoteric < 1403299100 866014 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Talk:Witeal14]]4 10 02http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=39870&oldid=39869 5* 03GermanyBoy 5* (+3) 10 < 1403299148 462145 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Talk:Witeal14]]4 10 02http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=39871&oldid=39870 5* 03GermanyBoy 5* (+88) 10 < 1403299248 908054 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Talk:Witeal14]]4 10 02http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=39872&oldid=39871 5* 03GermanyBoy 5* (-88) 10Undo revision 39871 by [[Special:Contributions/GermanyBoy|GermanyBoy]] ([[User talk:GermanyBoy|talk]]) < 1403299269 126117 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Talk:Witeal14]]4 10 02http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=39873&oldid=39872 5* 03GermanyBoy 5* (-3) 10Undo revision 39870 by [[Special:Contributions/GermanyBoy|GermanyBoy]] ([[User talk:GermanyBoy|talk]]) < 1403299349 309396 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Talk:Witeal14]]4 10 02http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=39874&oldid=39873 5* 03GermanyBoy 5* (+206) 10Undo revision 39869 by [[Special:Contributions/GermanyBoy|GermanyBoy]] ([[User talk:GermanyBoy|talk]]) sent accidentally wrong versions < 1403299444 859770 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Talk:Witeal14]]4 10 02http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=39875&oldid=39874 5* 03GermanyBoy 5* (+41) 10 < 1403299545 452753 :Bicyclidine!~Glossina@69.166.35.231 QUIT :Ping timeout: 244 seconds < 1403300542 924710 :conehead!~conehead@unaffiliated/conehead JOIN :#esoteric < 1403301205 337004 :mhi^!~mhi@unaffiliated/mhi/x-9993184 QUIT :Quit: Lost terminal < 1403301396 928714 :mhi^!~mhi@unaffiliated/mhi/x-9993184 JOIN :#esoteric < 1403301447 91896 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@d51A42986.access.telenet.be QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1403302110 102418 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1403302911 300743 :boily!~boily@96.127.201.149 JOIN :#esoteric < 1403303063 291217 :impomatic_!~digital_w@87.113.143.117 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Has anyone seen one of these before? https://twitter.com/john_metcalf/status/480113808753844224 < 1403303133 20179 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-194-195.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i haven't. it looks like an old cash register. < 1403303153 19488 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-194-195.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :are those buttons on the left of the numpad circuit components? looks neat < 1403303301 103774 :impomatic_!~digital_w@87.113.143.117 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have no idea what it's supposed to do. < 1403303310 311349 :KingOfKarlsruhe!~KingOfKar@unaffiliated/kingofkarlsruhe PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe its art < 1403303331 139036 :impomatic_!~digital_w@87.113.143.117 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't think they're components. One looks like a capacitor, the others don't look like components. < 1403303346 790200 :edwardk!~edwardk@pdpc/supporter/professional/edwardk JOIN :#esoteric < 1403303354 278590 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-194-195.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :as long as you're on twitter i'd ask @textfiles < 1403303356 322966 :impomatic_!~digital_w@87.113.143.117 PRIVMSG #esoteric :The blue keys are labelled RUN, MONTR, PROG < 1403303380 499935 :impomatic_!~digital_w@87.113.143.117 PRIVMSG #esoteric :At the top left are some logic keys, AND OR NOT < 1403303409 662473 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-194-195.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm, i see a pdf manual for the Omron Programmable Controller Model SYSMAC-CRT10 but that's probably different < 1403303480 787285 :impomatic_!~digital_w@87.113.143.117 PRIVMSG #esoteric :And there's a list of instructions printed on the top left of the machine, looks like some kind of assembly language. < 1403303508 615756 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-194-195.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah, this looks more like a logic analyzer < 1403303528 767627 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-194-195.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :pick this up at a flea sale or something? < 1403303537 278137 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-194-195.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.omronkft.hu/ < 1403303573 857428 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-194-195.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, whoever replied is probably right < 1403303584 588203 :impomatic_!~digital_w@87.113.143.117 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I've no idea where it came from... < 1403303608 353283 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-194-195.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :er, are you not john metcalf, sorry < 1403303655 623132 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-194-195.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :if you search "gpc" on omronkft you'll find a number of manuals < 1403303750 574804 :ragnaroek!4db4fdfa@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.253.250 JOIN :#esoteric < 1403303841 87601 :impomatic_!~digital_w@87.113.143.117 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm John Metcalf :-) < 1403303876 541640 :impomatic_!~digital_w@87.113.143.117 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I've just found another Omron box and a cable. Will try connecting them later. (It boots up okay into a menu). < 1403303958 58537 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-194-195.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :you should use it to set up your very own assembly line < 1403303968 725112 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-194-195.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :producing omron graphic programming controllers, perhaps < 1403304005 303179 :Patashu!Patashu@c27-253-115-204.carlnfd2.nsw.optusnet.com.au JOIN :#esoteric < 1403304087 924415 :mihow!~mihow@rrcs-50-75-208-18.nyc.biz.rr.com QUIT :Quit: mihow < 1403304562 320722 :impomatic_!~digital_w@87.113.143.117 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION is playing with this one now https://twitter.com/john_metcalf/status/480120069314596865 < 1403304611 129930 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-194-195.ptld.qwest.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :#supercomputing < 1403304870 484401 :conehead!~conehead@unaffiliated/conehead QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1403305012 465533 :Bike!~Glossina@67-5-194-195.ptld.qwest.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1403305123 391606 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-74-70.ptld.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1403305125 519321 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover QUIT :Ping timeout: 244 seconds < 1403305992 293118 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-74-70.ptld.qwest.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 255 seconds < 1403306038 409384 :Patashu!Patashu@c27-253-115-204.carlnfd2.nsw.optusnet.com.au QUIT :Disconnected by services < 1403306038 559548 :Patashu_!Patashu@c27-253-115-204.carlnfd2.nsw.optusnet.com.au JOIN :#esoteric < 1403306108 78424 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-103-192.ptld.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1403307171 63212 :Bike!~Glossina@75-175-103-192.ptld.qwest.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1403307277 44340 :Bike!~Glossina@174-25-33-72.ptld.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1403308010 472954 :Sorella!~queen@oftn/member/Sorella QUIT :Quit: It is tiem! < 1403308077 839361 :Sorella!~queen@oftn/member/Sorella JOIN :#esoteric < 1403308200 384887 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :fantastic, someone got /r/redditrequests banned... < 1403308236 713597 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh wait it shouldn't have the s < 1403308555 627823 :boily!~boily@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :how do you ban a subreddit itself? < 1403308703 882877 :Patashu!Patashu@c27-253-115-204.carlnfd2.nsw.optusnet.com.au JOIN :#esoteric < 1403308716 558500 :yorick!~yorick@oftn/member/yorick QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer