< 1419292802 169468 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :unfortunately wikipedia's article https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beta_normal_form is too crappy to define the latter precisely or even mention the former < 1419292825 617864 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh wait maybe it does define the latter < 1419292902 196271 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm, there's a concept called "contextual equivalence": M and N are contextually equivalent, if C[M] has a normal form if and only if C[N] does, for all contexts C. < 1419292967 593103 :vanila!~vanila@unaffiliated/vanila PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://tarpit.github.io/TarpitGazer/gallery.html < 1419292969 19238 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :weak head normal form does not allow the initial lambdas afair/u < 1419293076 434196 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :(and all the top google hits for it are about haskell) < 1419293136 960314 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok maybe not all < 1419293161 449187 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :"The term was coined by Simon Peyton Jones to make explicit the difference between head normal form (HNF) and what graph reduction systems produce in practice." < 1419293222 778931 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :peano arithmetic is inconsistent therefore every term is equal, thanksa nd you're welcome < 1419293229 597387 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, I didn't know that SPJ coined that. Interesting. < 1419293234 983199 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :*thanks and (I can prove that the original sentence actually had no error) < 1419293243 461340 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :from the foldoc article, which manages not to mention haskell otherwise :P < 1419293266 160649 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: You what? Did you prove that 0=1? < 1419293277 588572 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :well... yes and no. < 1419293282 427063 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ouch. < 1419293305 527577 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :(At least that answer was consistent...) < 1419293531 60809 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :are you sure? < 1419293641 399264 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Well, I read that as "I proved it, and I also disproved it." < 1419293677 849379 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mathematics will not tell us whether that was the intended meaning. < 1419293679 408116 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :I can prove that it was inconsistent. < 1419293701 517051 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :good, good < 1419293758 995114 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :this may be my fault, i've been threatening elliott with an afterlife where logic doesn't exist hth < 1419293773 816316 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah. < 1419293783 997478 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION fails to see the threat and runs away in panic. < 1419293800 788423 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :it wasn't on-channel hth < 1419293810 986806 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1419293819 710355 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :but now it's meta-on-channel < 1419293821 293201 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION doesn't consider that a threat < 1419293836 970471 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :but you also _do_ consider that a threat, right? < 1419293861 304440 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :(i may not actually have expressed it as a threat) < 1419293904 728095 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Maybe absence of logic also means absence of truth and falseness (falsity?), and therefore your question doesn't make any sense. < 1419293975 673726 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :in fact your sentence may be indistinguishable from rnad qjnf cnbbdaas eowelhfvcdsa wqq fjdsbncww ... < 1419293988 72896 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :now that's crazy talk < 1419294021 74205 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :(all I see is letters; soon it'll be pixels.) < 1419294052 573660 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric : ___ _ __ _ __ __ < 1419294052 622874 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric : / _ \ | |/ / / \\ \ / / < 1419294052 666151 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :| | | | | ' / / _ \\ V / < 1419294052 666288 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :| |_| | | . \ / ___ \| | < 1419294052 666363 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric : \___/ |_|\_\/_/ \_\_| < 1419294111 796781 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de TOPIC #esoteric :Symbols devoid of meaning | but often spelled correctly. | https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/2023808/wisdom.pdf http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ < 1419295413 676596 :mitchs!~canissimi@unaffiliated/canissimia JOIN :#esoteric < 1419295605 163211 :Guest86681!~shikhin@120.59.96.230 NICK :shikhin < 1419295611 387615 :shikhin!~shikhin@120.59.96.230 QUIT :Changing host < 1419295611 430929 :shikhin!~shikhin@unaffiliated/shikhin JOIN :#esoteric < 1419296344 675894 :vanila!~vanila@unaffiliated/vanila PRIVMSG #esoteric :I want to make a GUI for editing 2d progarms < 1419296358 873592 :vanila!~vanila@unaffiliated/vanila PRIVMSG #esoteric :it will need to be able to drag boxes around and have the wires connecting them move along with it < 1419296369 815642 :CrazyM4n!~CrazyM4n@ip70-162-52-61.ph.ph.cox.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1419296968 172422 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-58-35.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :What kind of 2D programs? It depend what kind. < 1419297046 802706 :vanila!~vanila@unaffiliated/vanila PRIVMSG #esoteric :the language is called '2d' < 1419297057 429645 :vanila!~vanila@unaffiliated/vanila PRIVMSG #esoteric :i can post an example program < 1419297089 644062 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-58-35.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :OK < 1419297108 812453 :vanila!~vanila@unaffiliated/vanila PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://lpaste.net/117043 < 1419297121 690330 :vanila!~vanila@unaffiliated/vanila PRIVMSG #esoteric :inputscome from north and west, outputs are east and south < 1419297130 377790 :vanila!~vanila@unaffiliated/vanila PRIVMSG #esoteric :a box is triggered if it has all inputs < 1419297200 675811 :vanila!~vanila@unaffiliated/vanila PRIVMSG #esoteric :its hard to program in because of the editing... < 1419297206 20508 :vanila!~vanila@unaffiliated/vanila PRIVMSG #esoteric :but if i had a nice GUI editor it would be ok < 1419297387 597096 :vanila!~vanila@unaffiliated/vanila PRIVMSG #esoteric :so i want to make an editor.. < 1419297395 105013 :vanila!~vanila@unaffiliated/vanila PRIVMSG #esoteric :but i think that would be a ot of work < 1419297868 437786 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :that language looks really pretty < 1419298084 715443 :shikhin!~shikhin@unaffiliated/shikhin QUIT :Quit: leaving < 1419298207 280291 :nys!~nys@blk-215-85-138.eastlink.ca QUIT :Ping timeout: 255 seconds < 1419298355 445575 :augur!~augur@c-71-57-177-235.hsd1.fl.comcast.net QUIT :Quit: Leaving... < 1419298383 951875 :nys!~nys@blk-215-85-138.eastlink.ca JOIN :#esoteric < 1419299477 215423 :nys!~nys@blk-215-85-138.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :here's integer division in spite < 1419299481 350300 :nys!~nys@blk-215-85-138.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :^^`<.;k:p^-;>>>> >><`<;<;><;>><;^+;>>>>>> >>< >>>.;<;>;k0< < 1419299514 282221 :vanila!~vanila@unaffiliated/vanila PRIVMSG #esoteric :crazy :D < 1419299527 375725 :nys!~nys@blk-215-85-138.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :99 bottles here i come < 1419299743 530045 :Alkahest!~alkahestr@65-130-2-163.slkc.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1419299757 750486 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :nys: I love how programs look < 1419299778 539385 :nys!~nys@blk-215-85-138.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1419299963 255441 :nys!~nys@blk-215-85-138.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's lots of fun to program with < 1419300043 393581 :nys!~nys@blk-215-85-138.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :because of the prefix syntax < 1419300082 900578 :nys!~nys@blk-215-85-138.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :so i can just kinda trace along with my finger and say "ok this is the part that does one iteration but i need it to recurse instead" < 1419300118 880839 :nys!~nys@blk-215-85-138.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :and then just tack on another function in front of it to do that < 1419300331 304896 :augur!~augur@c-71-57-177-235.hsd1.fl.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1419300380 246747 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: GG is up < 1419300410 358725 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ooh < 1419300506 766850 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :Where'd the Werebear go? < 1419300557 484241 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :bear? i thought it was a sparkhound < 1419300574 518325 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :assuming you're referring to tybalt < 1419300601 789889 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh. Yes that makes more sense. < 1419300662 73813 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Just noticed that nobody intervened in the attack on Martellus *this time*.) < 1419300671 616410 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm right < 1419300695 968909 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :the bears haven't shown up at the fortress yet. i expect that will be interesting. < 1419300735 997532 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah the train will smash them and then the Dreen will get the train. < 1419300775 75524 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Spite14]]4 10 02http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=41531&oldid=41528 5* 03Nysnamovois 5* (+0) 10added positive predicate function < 1419300820 844177 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :(I sort of like the idea of pitting the Dreen against that metal-eating engine, now.) < 1419300821 587577 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :well that's a theory. < 1419300953 896805 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :Actually we don't even know whether the bears or the Dreen are fiercer. < 1419300955 353044 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :it cannot be a proper magnet battle without wolkerstorfer, surely. < 1419300964 941763 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm just *assuming* it'll be the Dreen. < 1419301007 914163 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is that singular or plural anyway? < 1419301013 94597 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :both afaiu < 1419301031 776412 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe a single one is a Dree? < 1419301069 615161 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :they used the word "Dreen" when the single one showed up at mechanicsburg, although with no article < 1419301087 979295 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :nys: you don't document how to actually do IO btw < 1419301109 43625 :nys!~nys@blk-215-85-138.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :i have a hello world :D < 1419301120 18516 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`hello world < 1419301120 577314 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hello < 1419301131 810517 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :also given that this dreen was found in the fortress vault, who knows who if anyone it's loyal too. < 1419301134 879438 :nys!~nys@blk-215-85-138.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :that doesn't show the I but it does show the O < 1419301154 72236 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :if it's even alive, i was assuming it was disabled somehow since they passed it without event < 1419301161 914577 :nys!~nys@blk-215-85-138.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :i've tried a bit of both input and output but it's weird < 1419301184 450113 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :(the ones seen before were obviously working for wulfenbach) < 1419301209 648154 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: It was clearly alive and lurking, hth. < 1419301229 586347 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm < 1419301232 428087 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :And maybe the Dreen are actually peaceful. < 1419301240 158059 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :"clearly" <-- to my mind. < 1419301720 911706 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm it does seem a bit hard to explain the two pictures of the dreen without it moving. < 1419301796 161944 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also the eyes(?) glow, and I'd expect them to go dark when the Dreen dies. < 1419302838 190514 :Zuu!~zuu@0x5e911bd1.adsl.cybercity.dk JOIN :#esoteric < 1419302862 596088 :Zuu!~zuu@0x5e911bd1.adsl.cybercity.dk NICK :Guest55348 < 1419304261 929181 :adu!~ajr@c-69-243-56-49.hsd1.md.comcast.net QUIT :Quit: adu < 1419304803 748689 :CrazyM4n!~CrazyM4n@ip70-162-52-61.ph.ph.cox.net QUIT :Quit: so that's how you do quit messages < 1419305222 648251 :MoALTz_!~no@user-164-126-31-182.play-internet.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1419305414 260315 :MoALTz!~no@user-164-126-31-182.play-internet.pl QUIT :Ping timeout: 258 seconds < 1419306009 421735 :Alkahest!~alkahestr@65-130-2-163.slkc.qwest.net QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1419306149 805489 :vanila!~vanila@unaffiliated/vanila QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1419307892 110627 :J_Arcane!~chatzilla@dsl-trebrasgw1-50dff2-22.dhcp.inet.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Racket apparently *does* have a (case ...) like I was looking for; http://docs.racket-lang.org/mzlib/mzlib_etc.html#%28form._%28%28lib._mzlib%2Fetc..rkt%29._evcase%29%29 < 1419308079 345207 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Spite14]]4 10 02http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=41532&oldid=41531 5* 03Nysnamovois 5* (+326) 1099 bottles of beer on the wall (almost) < 1419308091 581584 :nys!~nys@blk-215-85-138.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :read it and weep < 1419308215 27482 :J_Arcane!~chatzilla@dsl-trebrasgw1-50dff2-22.dhcp.inet.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://pasterack.org/pastes/29552 < 1419308272 822995 :J_Arcane!~chatzilla@dsl-trebrasgw1-50dff2-22.dhcp.inet.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :nys: that reminds me that I really wanna port Heresy to Haskell or F# in the near future. I started working through a book on doing a Lisp in C, but it's not strictly faithful to Lisp. < 1419308333 106794 :nys!~nys@blk-215-85-138.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :nice < 1419308439 436565 :J_Arcane!~chatzilla@dsl-trebrasgw1-50dff2-22.dhcp.inet.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Doesn't use linked lists, which makes standard head and tail work weird, but that's not the weirdest part, which is the "Q-expressions". Rather than support the usual 'quote form and macros, it implements a special kind of list syntax with curly braces that is ignored at the interpreter level. < 1419308464 997921 :nys!~nys@blk-215-85-138.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :huh < 1419308608 774029 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :to be fair that is an idea so weird that it was in original lisp < 1419308610 42362 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :(m-exprs) < 1419308654 825176 :nys!~nys@blk-215-85-138.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott, can you tell me if mathematica's syntax is essentially m-exprs? < 1419308674 586531 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess so, yeah. < 1419308680 324350 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, mathematica's syntax is like prolog or whatever. < 1419308690 745137 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :M-exprs are defined by their equivalence to s-exprs, I feel < 1419308695 274712 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :mathematica operates on its terms directly < 1419308726 140590 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :also mathematica has weird infix operators and lambda syntax and stuff < 1419308733 491154 :nys!~nys@blk-215-85-138.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :true nuff < 1419308780 885694 :J_Arcane!~chatzilla@dsl-trebrasgw1-50dff2-22.dhcp.inet.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: I suppose no one is so clever as they think. At least not with McCarthy and the AI Lab as competition. ;) < 1419308800 3763 :J_Arcane!~chatzilla@dsl-trebrasgw1-50dff2-22.dhcp.inet.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :(the author of BYOL seems to think he invented them) < 1419308832 526030 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-58-35.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Actually those kind of "Q-expressions" are also something I would have wanted to use once < 1419308880 819603 :glguy!~glguy@unaffiliated/glguy PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: You might find this interesting. http://lpaste.net/117041 I can use Yoneda in order to fuse fmaps in lens composition to enable GHC generics to optimize away < 1419308884 137269 :nys!~nys@blk-215-85-138.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :that description of them reminds me of MDL < 1419308896 675104 :J_Arcane!~chatzilla@dsl-trebrasgw1-50dff2-22.dhcp.inet.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Honestly, it's not a terrible idea. Quote/quasiquote etc. are one of the weirdest concepts in Lisp for a beginner, and at first feel more like something you're fighting with than helps you. < 1419308907 77066 :adu!~ajr@c-69-243-56-49.hsd1.md.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1419308921 36988 :J_Arcane!~chatzilla@dsl-trebrasgw1-50dff2-22.dhcp.inet.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :(at least until you learn the magic of `(,templating)) < 1419308924 159458 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :glguy: that sounds cool! I'll take a look later < 1419308943 353301 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-58-35.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Quote/quasiquote operators will still help too even if you have Q-expressions, I think < 1419309001 881267 :J_Arcane!~chatzilla@dsl-trebrasgw1-50dff2-22.dhcp.inet.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: True, you probably at least still want an explicit function for converting data to and fro q-exps. I haven't got far enough yet to see how it's handled. < 1419309114 568093 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :J_Arcane: oh, I see, it's an alternative to quote. < 1419309118 124846 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's not quite like m-exprs then < 1419309122 800091 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think clojure does something like that though? or something < 1419309198 895928 :J_Arcane!~chatzilla@dsl-trebrasgw1-50dff2-22.dhcp.inet.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: It might, somewhere. Clojure has so many inane weird little syntaxes for things I wouldn't be surprised. < 1419309311 169639 :Aberian!~praxitek@static-50-53-123-57.bvtn.or.frontiernet.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1419309406 125510 :Prax!~praxitek@static-50-53-123-57.bvtn.or.frontiernet.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 244 seconds < 1419309421 884916 :nys!~nys@blk-215-85-138.eastlink.ca QUIT :Quit: quit < 1419309655 9071 :Sprocklem!~sprocklem@unaffiliated/sprocklem JOIN :#esoteric < 1419310935 405232 :MDude!~fyrc@67.235.2.71 NICK :MDream < 1419311232 519346 :GeekDude!~GeekDude@unaffiliated/g33kdude QUIT :Quit: {{{}}{{{}}{{}}}{{}}} (www.adiirc.com) < 1419312006 82395 :J_Arcane!~chatzilla@dsl-trebrasgw1-50dff2-22.dhcp.inet.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :(require mzlib/etc)(for([n(in-range 1 101)])(let([% modulo])(displayln(evcase 0((% n 15)"FizzBuzz")((% n 5)"Buzz")((% n 3)"Fizz")(0 n))))) < 1419313321 204738 :Solace!uid52684@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-dcjowprelorefany JOIN :#esoteric < 1419313405 23372 :Solace!uid52684@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-dcjowprelorefany PRIVMSG #esoteric :How do you turn amino acids into hash for ruby CrazyM4n? < 1419315323 28386 :adu!~ajr@c-69-243-56-49.hsd1.md.comcast.net QUIT :Quit: adu < 1419316035 565196 :Solace!uid52684@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-dcjowprelorefany PRIVMSG #esoteric :Data charts are a nuisance < 1419316188 76409 :Solace!uid52684@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-dcjowprelorefany PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gasp thats some pretty code oren < 1419316328 620522 :Solace!uid52684@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-dcjowprelorefany NICK :Solace|datastuff < 1419318281 700074 :Solace|datastuff!uid52684@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-dcjowprelorefany PRIVMSG #esoteric :God dammit why does everything break when i try and do something < 1419318495 511502 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :Human Condition hth < 1419318846 111388 :shikhin!~shikhin@120.59.100.169 JOIN :#esoteric < 1419318846 154784 :shikhin!~shikhin@120.59.100.169 QUIT :Client Quit < 1419318880 266157 :shikhin!~shikhin@120.59.100.169 JOIN :#esoteric < 1419318884 758880 :shikhin!~shikhin@120.59.100.169 QUIT :Client Quit < 1419319118 285065 :shikhin!~shikhin@120.59.100.169 JOIN :#esoteric < 1419319119 985279 :shikhin!~shikhin@120.59.100.169 QUIT :Changing host < 1419319120 28496 :shikhin!~shikhin@unaffiliated/shikhin JOIN :#esoteric < 1419319275 802954 :shikhin!~shikhin@unaffiliated/shikhin QUIT :Client Quit < 1419319314 585299 :shikhin!~shikhin@120.59.100.169 JOIN :#esoteric < 1419319315 834844 :drdanmaku!uid17782@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-behxwolfcugeepwj QUIT :Quit: Connection closed for inactivity < 1419319316 183998 :shikhin!~shikhin@120.59.100.169 QUIT :Changing host < 1419319316 227254 :shikhin!~shikhin@unaffiliated/shikhin JOIN :#esoteric < 1419319347 983041 :shikhin!~shikhin@unaffiliated/shikhin QUIT :Client Quit < 1419319365 333647 :shikhin!~shikhin@120.59.100.169 JOIN :#esoteric < 1419319388 641142 :shikhin!~shikhin@120.59.100.169 NICK :Guest84664 < 1419319486 596013 :Solace|datastuff!uid52684@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-dcjowprelorefany PRIVMSG #esoteric :That doesnt help ;-; < 1419319511 153302 :Guest84664!~shikhin@120.59.100.169 QUIT :Client Quit < 1419319657 33474 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :indeed < 1419319751 635984 :Patashu!Patashu@c27-253-115-204.carlnfd2.nsw.optusnet.com.au JOIN :#esoteric < 1419319819 113111 :shikhout!~shikhin@120.59.100.169 JOIN :#esoteric < 1419319824 636856 :shikhout!~shikhin@120.59.100.169 QUIT :Changing host < 1419319824 680187 :shikhout!~shikhin@unaffiliated/shikhin JOIN :#esoteric < 1419319889 784421 :shikhout!~shikhin@unaffiliated/shikhin QUIT :Client Quit < 1419319907 651666 :shikhin!~shikhin@unaffiliated/shikhin JOIN :#esoteric < 1419320598 152414 :MoALTz__!~no@user-164-126-31-182.play-internet.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1419320778 261903 :MoALTz_!~no@user-164-126-31-182.play-internet.pl QUIT :Ping timeout: 258 seconds < 1419320830 252599 :MoALTz_!~no@user-164-126-31-182.play-internet.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1419321055 306658 :MoALTz__!~no@user-164-126-31-182.play-internet.pl QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1419321219 416659 :Solace|datastuff!uid52684@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-dcjowprelorefany PRIVMSG #esoteric :Whats the best way to stress test your server without breaking it < 1419321272 321210 :lifthrasiir!~lifthrasi@115.68.131.49 PRIVMSG #esoteric :took it into the lava, it won't break (but it will melt) < 1419321275 707565 :lifthrasiir!~lifthrasi@115.68.131.49 PRIVMSG #esoteric :take* < 1419321308 515591 :glguy!~glguy@unaffiliated/glguy PRIVMSG #esoteric :Host content on it and post to Google+ < 1419321345 821545 :Solace|datastuff!uid52684@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-dcjowprelorefany PRIVMSG #esoteric ::L < 1419321383 260282 :glguy!~glguy@unaffiliated/glguy PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, that probably wouldn't be enough to stress anything... < 1419321385 891663 :Solace|datastuff!uid52684@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-dcjowprelorefany PRIVMSG #esoteric :Back to data structures! < 1419321396 768838 :Solace|datastuff!uid52684@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-dcjowprelorefany PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION flys away < 1419321438 83585 :lifthrasiir!~lifthrasi@115.68.131.49 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Solace|datastuff: seriously, I think "without breaking it" part is redundant. the goal of stress testing is to determine its "normal" operating range and test the graceful failure when its load exceeds that "normal" range. < 1419321475 49642 :Solace|datastuff!uid52684@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-dcjowprelorefany PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeh i meant < 1419321512 302697 :Solace|datastuff!uid52684@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-dcjowprelorefany PRIVMSG #esoteric :A permant ammount of a nice thick ammount of lag < 1419321519 515506 :Solace|datastuff!uid52684@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-dcjowprelorefany PRIVMSG #esoteric :I dont want that < 1419321520 112193 :lifthrasiir!~lifthrasi@115.68.131.49 PRIVMSG #esoteric :if your server breaks rather violently after some number, then it should be visible from your stress test I think < 1419321551 881365 :Solace|datastuff!uid52684@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-dcjowprelorefany PRIVMSG #esoteric :Look guy this is my first time having a server < 1419321562 731644 :Solace|datastuff!uid52684@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-dcjowprelorefany PRIVMSG #esoteric :I dont want to mess up | _ | < 1419321572 88770 :lifthrasiir!~lifthrasi@115.68.131.49 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, is it a physical server (not a server software)? < 1419321577 434672 :lifthrasiir!~lifthrasi@115.68.131.49 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't know anything about that >_> < 1419321590 203928 :Solace|datastuff!uid52684@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-dcjowprelorefany PRIVMSG #esoteric :Physical < 1419321652 629118 :Solace|datastuff!uid52684@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-dcjowprelorefany PRIVMSG #esoteric :The data relay is fine im just wanting to see how much data it can process before shutting down < 1419321663 991049 :Solace|datastuff!uid52684@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-dcjowprelorefany PRIVMSG #esoteric :Blank packets < 1419321672 297542 :glguy!~glguy@unaffiliated/glguy PRIVMSG #esoteric :You're talking about stressing the hardware a LA memtest86+ ? < 1419321693 170741 :lifthrasiir!~lifthrasi@115.68.131.49 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's a sanity test, not a stress test! < 1419321715 281603 :Solace|datastuff!uid52684@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-dcjowprelorefany PRIVMSG #esoteric :Tosses server under a car < 1419321839 721832 :Solace|datastuff!uid52684@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-dcjowprelorefany PRIVMSG #esoteric :Atleast you guys tried helping ill go scour the internets < 1419321865 540512 :Solace|datastuff!uid52684@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-dcjowprelorefany PRIVMSG #esoteric :Scoure? idfk i havent used that word in so long < 1419321955 45670 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :if you permanently lag your server for the rest of time by flooding it with packets that's kind of impressive < 1419322039 980051 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :glguy: that ghc generics thing is cool < 1419322054 882687 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :I can't imagine actually wanting to handwrite those last lenses though < 1419322072 588257 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :btw, how come that generic iso isn't already in GHC.Generics.Lens? < 1419322073 304752 :glguy!~glguy@unaffiliated/glguy PRIVMSG #esoteric :That was a demo. You can automate that < 1419322098 657313 :glguy!~glguy@unaffiliated/glguy PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's type was too restrictive < 1419322151 451967 :Solace|datastuff!uid52684@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-dcjowprelorefany PRIVMSG #esoteric : infinite loop packets into the server? turns off when my heart stops? < 1419322179 233346 :glguy!~glguy@unaffiliated/glguy PRIVMSG #esoteric :The fusion can help lenses in general, helps GHC generics a lot < 1419322183 900559 :glguy!~glguy@unaffiliated/glguy PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://lpaste.net/116931 < 1419322190 262165 :Solace|datastuff!uid52684@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-dcjowprelorefany PRIVMSG #esoteric :Anyways you guys carry on ill go ask somewhere else < 1419322313 108501 :glguy!~glguy@unaffiliated/glguy PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or you can genetically generate more interesting lens http://www.galois.com/~emertens/tries/Trie.hs < 1419322373 259379 :glguy!~glguy@unaffiliated/glguy PRIVMSG #esoteric :Like a new trie type for any ADT along with a corresponding "at" lens < 1419322395 265983 :glguy!~glguy@unaffiliated/glguy PRIVMSG #esoteric :Without generics overhead ^_^ < 1419322408 370184 :glguy!~glguy@unaffiliated/glguy PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm just exploring the space right now < 1419322491 485563 :glguy!~glguy@unaffiliated/glguy PRIVMSG #esoteric :My phone confused generic and genetic < 1419322518 535796 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :genetic space exploding < 1419322878 210931 :glguy!~glguy@unaffiliated/glguy PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION wipes some of the spilled excitement up and goes back to idling < 1419322968 615911 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :glguy: so when is deriveLenses going to use this :p < 1419323054 200025 :glguy!~glguy@unaffiliated/glguy PRIVMSG #esoteric :When I have a personal level up and wrap my head around a way to make type changing lenses easy to generate this way < 1419323095 720092 :glguy!~glguy@unaffiliated/glguy PRIVMSG #esoteric :I can do them ugly like the first code I shared or automatic like the second with no type change < 1419323790 4980 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah < 1419323797 926515 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :surfing the web with flash deactivated is sooo comfortable < 1419323806 275735 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :and it's so smooth < 1419323822 480498 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :no lags due to flash ads that try to render 3d shit and what not < 1419323837 588320 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :you can actually smoothly scroll now on certain websites < 1419324657 963906 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no QUIT :Quit: Smoooooth < 1419324863 7482 :Sprocklem!~sprocklem@unaffiliated/sprocklem QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1419325629 504729 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-58-35.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or even just don't install Flash and then they won't try to render 3D and music and stuff because it can't. < 1419325771 327340 :Solace|datastuff!uid52684@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-dcjowprelorefany PRIVMSG #esoteric :Goodnight < 1419325789 617497 :Solace|datastuff!uid52684@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-dcjowprelorefany NICK :Solace|zzz < 1419326311 612325 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-58-35.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Many people have different opinions of IAU making their 2006 definition of planets not including Pluto, including: astronomers, other scientists, astrologers, song writers, etc. What are your opinions? < 1419326507 47157 :lifthrasiir!~lifthrasi@115.68.131.49 PRIVMSG #esoteric :make a planetness index. < 1419326566 871877 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-58-35.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :How would you intend to do it? < 1419326668 277204 :lifthrasiir!~lifthrasi@115.68.131.49 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Pluto is less planety than (say) Earth but more planety than most asteroids? < 1419326695 651261 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-58-35.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :A proper definition would still be required though. < 1419327387 274947 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1419327448 686110 :MoALTz_!~no@user-164-126-31-182.play-internet.pl QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1419327462 585164 :MoALTz!~no@user-164-126-31-182.play-internet.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1419327668 627355 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is the sun a planet? < 1419327682 287987 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-58-35.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, the sun is a star. < 1419327688 290808 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why is it not a planet? < 1419327692 364194 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's round for all that matters. < 1419327706 919003 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-58-35.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, it is round. I don't know all of the details. < 1419327724 299251 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'd classify every sufficiently round object as planet. < 1419327788 882837 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :So actually the earth is a moon of the sun. < 1419327795 36702 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :and the moon is a sub-moon of the sun < 1419327803 570498 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :because it's a moon of the earth which is just a moon of the sun. < 1419327805 812663 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-58-35.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :mroman: I have thought of things like that too actually < 1419327827 897384 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-58-35.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Although it might not be correct? < 1419327837 739662 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :planet means 'wanderer' < 1419327837 782883 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :planet means 'wanderer' < 1419327856 756653 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jupiter is a gas planet, the sun is a urm... hot glowing planet? < 1419327869 341762 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :planet means 'wanderer' < 1419327872 744219 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-58-35.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, and that is also a very old definition, where the objects they saw in the sky which aren't "fixed stars" are called planets, so it does includes Sun/oon. < 1419327905 327573 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-58-35.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Some astrologers have said they want to omit Pluto from a horoscope because the IAU no longer considers it a planet. That is a silly reason! Even if it is not a planet, it still has coordinates! Anyways, horoscopes nearly always include Sun and Moon, which also aren't planets. A good reason to omit Pluto might be if there are too many lines and you want to remove some to simplify the horoscope, such as if you do not need to plot that data. < 1419327909 641084 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :"A star is a massive, luminous sphere of plasma held together by its own gravity. " < 1419327977 226960 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-58-35.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, a star does do that; it emit light, makes nuclear fusion, etc < 1419327984 881218 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-58-35.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :And the planets go around it (if there are any). < 1419328009 239351 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I mean, it _does_ make absolute sense to classify planets by some of their properties. < 1419328017 681115 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :also, there are more objects, even bigger than pluto in the cuiper belt - all those would need to become planets.. they didn't like it < 1419328026 205516 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :isn't the moon bigger than pluto? < 1419328059 359796 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :and yes, there are many objects larger than pluto that aren't planets (yet) < 1419328061 125231 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah yes.. planets also orbit stars < 1419328070 321330 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :but there are planets that don't orbit stars < 1419328097 965724 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Exoplanets afaik < 1419328105 80197 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :none that i know of^^ < 1419328133 654264 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :An exoplanet or extrasolar planet is a planet that does not orbit the Sun and instead orbits a different star < 1419328137 181925 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm no < 1419328154 144976 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :"A rogue planet, also known as an interstellar planet, nomad planet, free-floating planet or orphan planet, is a planetary-mass object that orbits the galaxy directly. " < 1419328157 689593 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :rogue planet < 1419328157 801342 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric ::> < 1419328181 462913 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fileplanet < 1419328200 64005 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i mean < 1419328207 556790 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :what says there can't be planets that orbit another planet < 1419328217 651632 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :for example < 1419328222 844095 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :a rogue planet that has moons with sub-moons < 1419328232 687963 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :or a rogue planet that has moons < 1419328234 407201 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :astronomers do... and screw them! pluto is a planet < 1419328250 710521 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :so they don't orbit a star < 1419328261 20638 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :they orbit a planet that doesn't orbit a star either < 1419328294 783550 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quote halting problem < 1419328296 287778 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :usually not < 1419328296 764921 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :498) theorem prover yada yada halting problem. \ 630) if the halting problem was solved, as a placebo.. would it benefit people? < 1419328301 796116 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quote mroman < 1419328302 732183 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :768) You can't quote me. \ 1139) Bike: I refuse to believe in bottom ass is an urban legend \ 1218) Rule of thumb is that if I can understand it you're not using enough fancy stuff \ 1221) piece of cake doing this stuff in Burlesque :P [19 lines later] I hate Burlesque :( < 1419328308 469677 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah < 1419328310 954946 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-58-35.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I agree it make sense to classify planets by some of their properties. < 1419328316 933101 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Since I don't believe in bottom I can believe anything I want. < 1419328318 580863 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :except those living on earth maybe < 1419328326 292993 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-58-35.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :A property may include their orbits. < 1419328328 493735 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Therefore, there are rogue planetary systems orbiting galaxies. < 1419328352 581562 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :which don't have a star at the center but a rogue planet. < 1419328447 795441 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: i think there was also another criterium: planets need to be round < 1419328467 845832 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-58-35.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :jslave: Yes; I was only listing some of them, but there may be others. < 1419328479 545013 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-58-35.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :However, it is also possible that some of the criteria aren't very good. < 1419328495 787810 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :they are not named pluto < 1419328532 937826 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :jslave: not round but they have to have enough mass for gravity to do that weird named thing < 1419328573 458473 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :welly well < 1419328575 654351 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :they need to be in "Hydrostatic equilibrium" < 1419328598 550961 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :you're cheating < 1419328603 125459 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :well < 1419328606 432745 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't know what that means < 1419328613 774440 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I just know that planets have to be that < 1419328624 662357 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have no idea what hydrostatic equilibrium actually is < 1419328646 375421 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :"In continuum mechanics, a fluid is said to be in hydrostatic equilibrium or hydrostatic balance when it is at rest, or when the flow velocity at each point is constant over time. This occurs when external forces such as gravity are balanced by a pressure gradient force.[1] For instance, the pressure gradient force prevents gravity from collapsing the Earth's atmosphere into a thin, dense shell, whereas gravity prevents the pressure gradient force from diffu < 1419328653 978186 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :so < 1419328657 124444 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :planets are fluids < 1419328658 824717 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :got it. < 1419328741 256671 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Everything is a fluid with enough pressure I guess? < 1419328753 689776 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Esolangs are fluids. < 1419328805 653776 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :with less pressure..if < 1419328872 335178 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm < 1419328876 645683 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :but... < 1419328884 973533 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :can you make a rock fluid by using... < 1419328887 53568 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :less pressure? < 1419328925 954569 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm so not into physics. < 1419328937 320136 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :neutron stars are pretty solid iirc.. more density..less movement ..more solid.. at least that's my intuitive conclusion < 1419329009 750272 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I imagine them as stars solely consisting of neutrons < 1419329017 622655 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :no electrons, no protons < 1419329080 902172 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :let's have temperature.. the lowest temp -273° is wehen the lightest atom (hydrogen) is not moving anymore (it becomes solid) < 1419329116 370402 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :there are no upper boundaries to temp. so everything gets fluid or even plasma < 1419329299 960838 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :but you're right.. pressure affects the temp. needed to switch aggregate state < 1419329306 336888 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :Neutron stars are "solid" due to pauli exclusion < 1419329319 95343 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-58-35.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :There are then also black holes and possibly other stuff that you don't know. < 1419329354 450547 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Didn't some paper just recently claim that black holes don't exist? < 1419329364 568915 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-58-35.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Possibly. < 1419329573 536700 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :related: http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/bf/1f/29/bf1f2950b73d662f7695a7d132e537f5.jpg ;) < 1419329685 254417 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :The universe is actually one big planet < 1419329707 537152 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :The what is our universe orbiting? < 1419329710 862543 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :*Then < 1419329741 136954 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :around jafet < 1419329749 428047 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yo momma < 1419329753 813129 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1419329754 115795 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :also we know for almost certain that god created the earth < 1419329769 385752 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :and the sun I guess < 1419329801 102754 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :what we don't know is if he intented pluto to be a planet or a dwarf planet. < 1419329806 540851 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-58-35.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :mroman: Extremely indirectly, I think. But that has nothing to do with deciding what is considered a planet and how to figure out stuff by science and so on. < 1419329860 268841 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :Pluto doesn't exist; it's all greenscreened < 1419329928 933608 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-58-35.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I doubt it, but I don't know 100% sure really < 1419329987 147038 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm < 1419329987 370588 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :cmon.. we don't want to fall back into that intellectual scheme..do we? < 1419329994 704905 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :does the bible actually say that god made the moon? < 1419329998 663468 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :or did the moon come naturally < 1419329999 672495 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-58-35.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Into what intellectual scheme? < 1419330021 895261 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :also there's no mentioning of him creating hell < 1419330022 588166 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-58-35.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :mroman: I don't know, but it doesn't matter. < 1419330024 380097 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :just heaven and earth. < 1419330031 695764 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: :) < 1419330043 694683 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-58-35.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :But if you are interested, you can look it up! < 1419330050 169362 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm trying to look it up < 1419330061 626313 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :but it's so hard to find sources that look serious enough to be taken serious < 1419330061 850784 :Solace|zzz!uid52684@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-dcjowprelorefany PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taking into mind string theory < 1419330077 711568 :Solace|zzz!uid52684@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-dcjowprelorefany PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heaven and hell could exist in other universes < 1419330147 641612 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :well.. at least it says here < 1419330150 68885 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-58-35.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Skeptics Annotated Bible includes the full King James version (which isn't a very good version, but it is what is commonly used) except deuterocanonical/apocryphal books, and is full of cross-references and external links; you can also use a search function. < 1419330152 994279 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :we should rule the animals < 1419330165 903178 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :so I guess it's ok to eat animals and make them do whatever we want them to do. < 1419330168 498100 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-58-35.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Solace|zzz: What does string theory have to do with that exactly? < 1419330216 299724 :Solace|zzz!uid52684@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-dcjowprelorefany PRIVMSG #esoteric :Idk what you are talking about < 1419330223 332509 :Solace|zzz!uid52684@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-dcjowprelorefany PRIVMSG #esoteric :I should sleep < 1419330223 555503 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :other universes are an invention of scientists having difficulties to explain the well balanced properties of our universe < 1419330257 435501 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-58-35.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :mroman: Well, the Bible is book like any other books really. It isn't worthless; it is still a book. But, it isn't the only book, nor does it mean you should believe everything you can read. < 1419330260 779394 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe there are universes with even more well balanced properties. < 1419330278 809326 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :we just think our universe is perfect when there could be even more perfect ones. < 1419330299 614398 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe thre is milk with 13,7% fat < 1419330309 707309 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: yes, and everybody reads a translation of the original one that has gone under modifications over time < 1419330321 595552 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-58-35.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Of course human is omnivore so yes we can eat animals but, that doesn't mean you should make them do whatever you want them to do and do bad thing. < 1419330325 66478 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-58-35.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :mroman: Yes, that too. < 1419330332 215298 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :which has actually been studied very well. It's known that some texts barely resemeble the original ones. < 1419330353 427336 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-58-35.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :mroman: Which I also know. It is certainly something to study! < 1419330373 242090 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-58-35.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :jslave: Yes I know that thing about other universe that scientists propose for such reasons. < 1419330389 305044 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :are you talking about apocryphs? < 1419330419 510561 :mitchs!~canissimi@unaffiliated/canissimia PRIVMSG #esoteric :i believe everything i can't read < 1419330425 903979 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-58-35.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I believe that "mathematics is the real reality", so really any mathematically possible universe are mathematically exist. The physical existence is just an instance of such. < 1419330444 656790 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Really? < 1419330459 5276 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wouldn't one rather say that mathematics just describes what we can observe < 1419330463 565085 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :for some values of observe < 1419330487 791302 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :or that it describes what we could observe based on what we already observed < 1419330567 658170 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm not sure if you have an idea of how well balanced the values of every constant is.. change the weight of an electron by 0.0001% and the universe is crap < 1419330659 457640 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Probably < 1419330665 194498 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-58-35.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, mathematics can also describe things that are impossible to observe. Also, not all mathematics can be studied, due to our limitations of universe and other things. To describe what is observed is scientific, and mathematics can be used to describe it scientifically, based on what is known. The true mathematics of universe is possibly unknowable and/or uncomputable and/or nondeterministic. < 1419330668 112221 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :but who says other universes actually have electrons. < 1419330692 956037 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-58-35.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Define electrons in the context of other universes! < 1419330816 383298 :mitchs!~canissimi@unaffiliated/canissimia PRIVMSG #esoteric :i observed the set of all sets last week but forgot to take a picture < 1419330840 355180 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1419330884 611972 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :Did you at least obtain a preimage? < 1419331026 683360 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1419331149 234992 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :the set of all sets you say.. that reminds me of leibniz' monadology < 1419331174 541372 :mitchs!~canissimi@unaffiliated/canissimia PRIVMSG #esoteric :i tried to, but my precamera case was stuck and i couldn't get it clopen < 1419331207 172967 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :you know leibniz? it's a german cookie distributor.. < 1419331226 849060 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :but also a famous mathematician.. < 1419331302 168101 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i hope you like cookies < 1419331379 651623 :oren!~oren@nrba4-34.onlink.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Solace|zzz: i was asleep when you posted that but thanks! lol "C utf-8" ... "pretty code" ... lololol < 1419331585 70293 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :okay..thanks for playing < 1419331737 834283 :oren!~oren@nrba4-34.onlink.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :wow did this channel actually just have a religious discussion? < 1419331757 74189 :evalj!~jeval@BC064A28.dsl.pool.telekom.hu JOIN :#esoteric < 1419331896 941175 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :religious? let's say esoteric.. scindere et re.ligio < 1419332027 776307 :oren!~oren@nrba4-34.onlink.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :other universes moght be defined in terms of a different logic than the one that seems to govern ours < 1419332104 911755 :oren!~oren@nrba4-34.onlink.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :for example in another universe the axiom of choice might be true < 1419332151 875618 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :wait what < 1419332207 402485 :mitchs!~canissimi@unaffiliated/canissimia PRIVMSG #esoteric :in other universes, mother russia makes jokes about you < 1419332207 850654 :oren!~oren@nrba4-34.onlink.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :so in another universe i might be able to have as many birthday balloons as i want, provided a sphere-duplication machine < 1419332244 891166 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :there's a fast approximation for the permanent of a matrix with non-negative elements only, and this result is from 2004? < 1419332248 840016 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :I totally haven't heared about this < 1419332255 476197 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :why did nobody tell me this? < 1419332266 419298 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :or more likely they did, I just didn't listen < 1419332285 401665 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :in another universe they may have told you < 1419332464 547625 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :in another universe.. they share information! completely different logic you know? you probably came to the wrong place < 1419332497 288308 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: in which other universes did they tell you that the permanent of matrices with nonnegative entries is easy to approximate? < 1419332497 620782 :fungot!fis@selene.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas: i mean, there's nothing i've noticed in sisc), you must have been tough < 1419332573 483303 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :uh huh < 1419332591 450475 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: for arcane casters, which one is easier, levitating themselves, or levitating another monster with similar weight? < 1419332591 785602 :fungot!fis@selene.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas: it's the if true part, not many things are you devising now? < 1419333028 661855 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 JOIN :#esoteric < 1419333052 143848 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: i'm a better bot than you! i can be programmed live ..right here in the irc-channel ;) < 1419333052 402993 :fungot!fis@selene.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :jslave: that cannot be smoothed out by some macros are allowed to < 1419333470 192636 :oren!~oren@nrba4-34.onlink.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas: in Final Fantasy they can't do either, you can only fly by getting the airship from Cid hth < 1419333741 435351 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :jslave: you are not < 1419333856 515808 :oren!~oren@nrba4-34.onlink.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :or in FF7 the rocket ship damn that game was awesome. < 1419334059 710551 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :.var cxg = function(text) { wpost("http://cxg.de/paste.php", {'lang':'auto','pastetext': text} ).then(function(response) { result = response.match(/http:\/\/cxg\.de\/.*\.htm/); console.log(result); }) } < 1419334076 245473 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :.cxg("Hello World!") < 1419334076 694086 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :jmaster: http://cxg.de/_69201b.htm < 1419334170 400386 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :.cxg(wget("http://codu.org/logs/log/_esoteric/s")) < 1419334171 901859 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :jmaster: http://cxg.de/_596b3f.htm < 1419334275 465329 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :.var fungot = {} < 1419334275 914052 :fungot!fis@selene.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :jmaster: he *is* alive." block expr; everyone i was 7. o only pushes one value onto o, fnord... fnord... :( < 1419334386 950389 :shikhin_!~shikhin@unaffiliated/shikhin JOIN :#esoteric < 1419334396 84001 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :.fungot.insult = function(text) { text = text || "thanks."; console.log("fungot: " + text); } < 1419334396 195547 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :jmaster: function (text) { text = text || "thanks."; console.log("fungot: " + text); } < 1419334396 238852 :fungot!fis@selene.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :jmaster: i am a bot you fools! ha ha ha < 1419334396 419292 :fungot!fis@selene.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :jslave: damn low-level.... and that gave them a special look and feel < 1419334454 402215 :oren!~oren@nrba4-34.onlink.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :is this a bot loop?! < 1419334531 709008 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :a bot-loop? < 1419334547 622699 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :u mean like a REPL? yes < 1419334557 345732 :shikhin!~shikhin@unaffiliated/shikhin QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1419334615 135559 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :.search.gg("REPL") < 1419334615 246673 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :jmaster: http://www.google.de/search?hl=de&q=REPL&btnI=1 < 1419334653 397910 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :jmaster, a bot-loop is when two or more IRC bots get stuck talking to eachother < 1419334667 185077 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :okay < 1419334668 865499 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :In an infinite loop < 1419334690 368338 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :well..than it's not a botloop < 1419334697 704541 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess not :) < 1419334700 853333 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol :) < 1419334709 763811 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does jslave evaluate J? < 1419334717 808685 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ecma5 < 1419334725 422122 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :in a v8 sandbox < 1419334732 766877 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah, so it's sort of JSslave < 1419334739 368063 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :si ;> < 1419334749 757413 :oren!~oren@nrba4-34.onlink.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :key is not to make any bots that respond to fungot with a line including fungot's name < 1419334750 94322 :fungot!fis@selene.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :oren: people have visited fnord, fnord and a decent ide could trivially exploit this to provide the syntax-case level of metaprogramming. < 1419334750 653279 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :.2+2 < 1419334750 764389 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :jmaster: 4 < 1419334781 655460 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :don't worry < 1419334783 479299 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :^botlist < 1419334792 325533 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm, I think that used to work? < 1419334799 67232 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot has a list of bots to not respond to < 1419334799 420218 :fungot!fis@selene.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: i mean, the c preprocessor ;p) has example graphs.). assembly language reminds you at very instruction. < 1419334815 381818 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :var botlist = ['fungot'] < 1419334815 716713 :fungot!fis@selene.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :jmaster: but they return a procedure from a record definition. but be aware that you're not, heres your ugly solution: define a macro < 1419334819 899736 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :um, what language is that? < 1419334821 3886 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :And fungot will stop responding temporarily if someone says "fungot" in too many lines in quick succession < 1419334821 452555 :fungot!fis@selene.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: girls is evil and at the last line is so long it's about as related to towers of hanoi. thanks. :) but... it's still booting... i don't know < 1419334821 712585 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :.var botlist = ['fungot'] < 1419334821 899531 :fungot!fis@selene.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :jmaster: makes sense.) i look forward to it. just download it, but there's no nil in scheme, < 1419334834 829070 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :.botlist.push("fungot") < 1419334834 941182 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :jmaster: 2 < 1419334835 53520 :fungot!fis@selene.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :jmaster: yes i did. the freebsd box hasn't got any chance :d" " there it goes again..." " they live" < 1419334841 103604 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :;) < 1419334844 45089 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i love this shit < 1419334845 387899 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :I am pretty sure this channel is at least 10% bot < 1419334850 543168 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm stll developing < 1419334854 54359 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :is it javascript/ecmascript? < 1419334858 738157 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :you're welcome to help < 1419334861 51267 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :^style < 1419334861 176186 :fungot!fis@selene.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Available: agora alice c64 ct darwin discworld enron europarl ff7 fisher fungot homestuck ic irc* iwcs jargon lovecraft nethack oots pa qwantz sms speeches ss wp youtube < 1419334871 527534 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :^style fungot < 1419334871 656141 :fungot!fis@selene.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Selected style: fungot (What I've said myself) < 1419334882 272188 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm, 7.5% actually < 1419334884 402436 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now fungot's in a botloop < 1419334884 627032 :fungot!fis@selene.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jafet: i know i didn't know that you've already asked, but then i need to enter " qemu" to edit is the ordinary ( for call/ cc))) hangs < 1419334886 547142 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :taneb.. are you the author of fungot? < 1419334886 660784 :fungot!fis@selene.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :jmaster: and that is? you've had it for some time i added a new page and sends it to emacs, i suggest, vote." < 1419334894 259531 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :jmaster, no, I am not < 1419334896 87268 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :^source < 1419334896 130522 :fungot!fis@selene.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://github.com/fis/fungot/blob/master/fungot.b98 < 1419334903 611973 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ahyes..,.nice < 1419335057 150256 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :my basic idea was to provide an adapter to bind webservice APIs to a bot with a single bot function < 1419335095 977015 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :so everyone could develop on any system.. with whatsoever < 1419335122 794285 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :jmaster: um, so how does this work? < 1419335133 322728 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :here's an example: < 1419335142 967934 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :.dump(cxg) < 1419335143 192567 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :jmaster: function (text) { wpost("http://cxg.de/paste.php", {'lang':'auto','pastetext': text} ).then(function(response) { result = response.match(/http:\/\/cxg\.de\/.*\.htm/); console.log(result); }) } < 1419335163 32584 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i defined just this script above < 1419335190 565623 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :like var myfunc = function(arg1, arg2) { /*do stuff here */ } < 1419335262 602149 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :(async http post) wpost(url, postvars).then(function(result) { /*when ready and got response -- erm --do sth with response */ }) < 1419335276 895200 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :knowing that u can call most apis < 1419335304 916145 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :um, ok, and is there some persistent state? < 1419335337 986485 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes.. i'm working on it.. i believe it has worked already.. but than i crapped it..but! < 1419335363 192694 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :you define and test your function in global scope < 1419335403 91469 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :if working ..you move the function into the well structured and persistent scope ..which is .fn < 1419335413 133578 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :call .bind() -----------------------------> ready. < 1419335429 8667 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :next restart all objects in fn get reloaded < 1419335444 358094 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :$(fn) < 1419335445 31146 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :and can you show an example of the web api thingy working? < 1419335447 198635 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :.$(fn) < 1419335447 298963 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :jmaster: (object)imgur, radio(), (object)gallery, $(), help(), girls(), (object)lamb, (object)db, read(), init() < 1419335457 719851 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :.console.log('hi') < 1419335457 831216 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jafet: hi < 1419335477 630602 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :.var x = new XMLHttpRequest(); x.open('GET', 'httsp://esolangs.org', false); x.send(null); console.log(x.responseText) < 1419335477 732154 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jafet: [Exception] undefined < 1419335503 679938 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :.var x = new XMLHttpRequest(); x.open('GET', 'http://esolangs.org', false); x.send(null); console.log(x.responseText) < 1419335504 360865 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :.var x = function() { new XMLHttpRequest(); x.open('GET', 'httsp://esolangs.org', false); x.send(null); console.log(x.responseText) } < 1419335504 473998 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jafet: 302 Found

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nginx/1.2.1
< 1419335523 397835 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :o now < 1419335525 911373 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :sry < 1419335532 108708 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it worked hehe < 1419335533 636204 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :cool < 1419335566 620447 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :um, that's only a redirect < 1419335570 575176 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :print its Location header < 1419335588 900020 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :jafet.. because http get requests are so usual u can just use wget() < 1419335633 107282 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas: < 1419335643 888536 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :cxg('Hallo Welt!') < 1419335646 462599 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :.cxg('Hallo Welt!') < 1419335646 911235 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :jmaster: http://cxg.de/_432508.htm < 1419335668 222784 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it works: it's a pastie site built by a droog < 1419335675 897587 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :.console.log("] 9*2") < 1419335676 129624 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas: ] 9*2 < 1419335692 702572 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :.dump(cxg) //see code < 1419335692 813511 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :jmaster: function (text) { wpost("http://cxg.de/paste.php", {'lang':'auto','pastetext': text} ).then(function(response) { result = response.match(/http:\/\/cxg\.de\/.*\.htm/); console.log(result); }) } < 1419335720 67972 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :.setTimeout(function(){console.log('hi')}, 1000); setTimeout(function(){console.log('hi')}, 2000) < 1419335720 180447 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jafet: [object Object] < 1419335721 301923 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jafet: hi < 1419335722 200441 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jafet: hi < 1419335755 746214 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :wget is sync now.. and wpost async ..that's why u need this .then() shizzle (see Promises mdn) < 1419335766 52609 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :.search.mdn("Promise") < 1419335766 164260 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :jmaster: https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/search?q=Promise < 1419335797 35530 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :jmaster: looks nice < 1419335807 926104 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :jmaster: are there also commands to listen to irc or talk on it?\ < 1419335836 591056 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :yep.. i used them before < 1419335850 132593 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :well.. yes and no.. i < 1419335852 341580 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :This is like leaving a tank on the road with the hatch open < 1419335854 999137 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :disabled most of them < 1419335867 195438 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's true < 1419335880 239774 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i agree it's not secure < 1419335884 884477 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jafet: exactly. ideal for #esoteric. < 1419335893 490350 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/\./ \./ < 1419335901 929530 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i am mad showing you those.. but it's build for a cooperative policy < 1419335919 733727 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :like..some friends develop sth together < 1419335958 668679 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :at least for now < 1419335987 815714 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i've spent like 10 hours making it.. all that while learning node.. and javascript :)) < 1419336000 324922 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :so there's a few more things to do on the module site < 1419336110 22880 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :jslave: console.log("xaxabimufeivomuzecixavaireijaudauxavopafeiregainogaibirevojaurejaugainosoci") < 1419336130 246189 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :jslave: .console.log("zesofeifeibinodaugaivairevaifeisomureipaxareivairesoxavaigaipavovoresoxagaivai") < 1419336137 193356 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :.fs.stat('.', function(a, b) { console.log(utils.inspect(b)) }) < 1419336137 305725 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jafet: [ReferenceError] fs is not defined < 1419336139 3200 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wonder if it can respond to anything not starting with a dot < 1419336143 138583 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :would be easier to stat < 1419336146 367638 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :to loop < 1419336147 971477 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :sorry < 1419336168 148109 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :( http://www.xkcd.com/604/ ) < 1419336168 329294 :idris-bot!~ircslave@dslb-088-077-173-086.088.077.pools.vodafone-ip.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :(input):1:5: error: expected: "!!", < 1419336168 461658 :idris-bot!~ircslave@dslb-088-077-173-086.088.077.pools.vodafone-ip.de PRIVMSG #esoteric : "$", "$>", "&&", "&&&", "*", < 1419336168 504914 :idris-bot!~ircslave@dslb-088-077-173-086.088.077.pools.vodafone-ip.de PRIVMSG #esoteric : "***", "+", "++", "+++", "-", < 1419336168 505035 :idris-bot!~ircslave@dslb-088-077-173-086.088.077.pools.vodafone-ip.de PRIVMSG #esoteric : "->", ".", "/", "/=", ":+", < 1419336168 505111 :idris-bot!~ircslave@dslb-088-077-173-086.088.077.pools.vodafone-ip.de PRIVMSG #esoteric : ":-", "::", ":::", ":=", "<",14↵… < 1419336179 106358 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :.require('fs'); fs.stat('.', function(a, b) { console.log(utils.inspect(b)) }) < 1419336179 203721 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jafet: [ReferenceError] require is not defined < 1419336197 612313 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas: it does.. in query you don't need a prefix < 1419336212 118663 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :but i can set the prefix as i want to < 1419336226 627909 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :mostly trying not to be in conflict with other bots < 1419336237 141337 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :sure, I was just wondering if it could respond to its nick < 1419336248 437152 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :also u can use -- to make jslave answer in privmsg < 1419336256 316844 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :.console.log(os.type()) < 1419336256 429238 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jafet: [ReferenceError] os is not defined < 1419336308 140170 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :.$() < 1419336308 224345 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :jmaster: dmp(), (string)from, (string)to, (object)bot, (object)json, (object)net, (object)http, jQuery(), XMLHttpRequest(), xhr(), (object)util, prettify(), setTimeout(), (object)res, (object)imgur, read(), (object)delicious, (object)search, Promise(), (object)sandbox, run(), getGlobal(), dispose(), dump(), (object)fn, bind(), wget(), wpost(), pastebin(), exec(), (object)console, (object)jslave, heapdump()[..] readmore: < 1419336308 514658 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :jmaster: http://cxg.de/_8c366d.htm < 1419336313 663798 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :global ns < 1419336347 896280 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :the cool thing is: it will paste the result autmatically if respnse longer than: defined max < 1419336387 921590 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :nice < 1419336394 555467 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :you see it's not very well structured yet < 1419336414 669575 :Patashu!Patashu@c27-253-115-204.carlnfd2.nsw.optusnet.com.au QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1419336418 800096 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :the idea is to structure fn with more thoughtful < 1419336429 930103 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :as it's meant to be persistent < 1419336484 856235 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :cxg worked right? right < 1419336509 324315 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :.fn.api.paste.cxg = cxg < 1419336509 548320 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :jmaster: [TypeError] Cannot read property 'paste' of undefined < 1419336522 582081 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :.fn.api = { } < 1419336522 805330 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :jmaster: [object Object] < 1419336529 305984 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :.fn.api.paste = { } < 1419336529 417829 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :jmaster: [object Object] < 1419336532 971263 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :.fn.api.paste.cxg = cxg < 1419336533 83493 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :jmaster: function (text) { wpost("http://cxg.de/paste.php", {'lang':'auto','pastetext': text} ).then(function(response) { result = response.match(/http:\/\/cxg\.de\/.*\.htm/); console.log(result); }) } < 1419336537 151772 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :this is it < 1419336541 90596 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :then you call bind() < 1419336558 463000 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :(which doesn't work yet..but probably later today;) < 1419336643 238938 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :fn.api.paste.cxg <- this is just a spontanous structure ..probably not good too... but if you seen a framwork with namespaces u got the idea < 1419336691 974090 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :u will have a string ns, a net ns, a db ns, or whatever < 1419336741 479758 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :Note that HackEgo already runs arbitrary code, with persistent state < 1419336771 151554 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :.. can i code it via irc too? < 1419336771 266124 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :jmaster: [SyntaxError] Unexpected token . < 1419336779 853247 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :here we go :) < 1419336784 759181 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :`welcome jmaster < 1419336787 628491 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :jmaster: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: . (For the other kind of esoterica, try #esoteric on irc.dal.net.) < 1419336794 655588 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat bin/welcome < 1419336795 243455 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​#!/usr/bin/perl -w \ if (defined($_=shift)) { s/ *$//; s/ +/ @ /g; exec "bin/@", $_ . " ? welcome"; } else { exec "bin/?", "welcome"; } < 1419336806 183306 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :unix shell? < 1419336819 457453 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :alright..i see < 1419337465 363009 :evalj!~jeval@BC064A28.dsl.pool.telekom.hu QUIT :*.net *.split < 1419337465 930369 :FireFly!~firefly@firefly.xen.prgmr.com QUIT :*.net *.split < 1419337466 384327 :idris-bot!~ircslave@dslb-088-077-173-086.088.077.pools.vodafone-ip.de QUIT :*.net *.split < 1419337466 471195 :jix!~jix@jixco.de QUIT :*.net *.split < 1419337466 559909 :newsham!~chat@udp217044uds.hawaiiantel.net QUIT :*.net *.split < 1419337466 821571 :supay!sid47179@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-wyaetpvxrywbfbah QUIT :*.net *.split < 1419337466 897911 :variable!root@freebsd/developer/variable QUIT :*.net *.split < 1419337466 970223 :scounder!~scounder@unaffiliated/scounder QUIT :*.net *.split < 1419337467 597423 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209678 :mitchs!~canissimi@unaffiliated/canissimia JOIN :#esoteric < 1419337586 209732 :Solace|zzz!uid52684@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-dcjowprelorefany JOIN :#esoteric < 1419337586 209785 :MoALTz!~no@user-164-126-31-182.play-internet.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1419337586 209839 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1419337586 249452 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 JOIN :#esoteric < 1419337586 249563 :shikhin_!~shikhin@unaffiliated/shikhin JOIN :#esoteric < 1419337586 249621 :FireFly!~firefly@firefly.xen.prgmr.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1419337600 384761 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :] 9 < 1419337600 466686 :perrier__!~cinch@107.170.175.57 QUIT :Max SendQ exceeded < 1419337600 603055 :variable!root@freebsd/developer/variable QUIT :Max SendQ exceeded < 1419337600 646331 :supay!sid47179@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-wyaetpvxrywbfbah QUIT :Max SendQ exceeded < 1419337600 766047 :skarn!skarn@unaffiliated/skarn QUIT :Max SendQ exceeded < 1419337600 887240 :evalj!~jeval@BC064A28.dsl.pool.telekom.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas: 9 < 1419337621 480818 :variable!root@gateway/shell/trekweb.org/session JOIN :#esoteric < 1419337655 452759 :variable!root@gateway/shell/trekweb.org/session NICK :Guest69407 < 1419337656 428545 :skarn!skarn@unaffiliated/skarn JOIN :#esoteric < 1419337662 819375 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :darn ..i need to buy some xmas presents today < 1419337665 253347 :perrier___!~cinch@107.170.175.57 JOIN :#esoteric < 1419337675 715197 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :[ 8 < 1419337691 521392 :Guest69407!root@gateway/shell/trekweb.org/session QUIT :Changing host < 1419337691 564548 :Guest69407!root@gateway/shell/trekweb.org/x-wpdynzkduaxxzsqq JOIN :#esoteric < 1419337693 592497 :j-bot!~j-bot@li339-21.members.linode.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1419337724 975043 :Aberian!~praxitek@static-50-53-123-57.bvtn.or.frontiernet.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1419337725 18651 :Guest55348!~zuu@0x5e911bd1.adsl.cybercity.dk JOIN :#esoteric < 1419337725 18770 :Frooxius!~Frooxius@cust-101.ktknet.cz JOIN :#esoteric < 1419337725 18832 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf JOIN :#esoteric < 1419337725 18888 :glguy!~glguy@unaffiliated/glguy JOIN :#esoteric < 1419337754 184109 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i can't prevent endless loops yet.. that's a major vulnerability ..it happens quick even without intention < 1419337770 282316 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :so any suggestions on that are welcome < 1419337771 360204 :supay!sid47179@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-gnvucmvnxgbrsmyc JOIN :#esoteric < 1419337773 199732 :S1!~S1@pD9FCA368.dip0.t-ipconnect.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1419337784 992659 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :jmaster: just do it the proper but unpopular way and make the bot send only NOTICEs and listen only to PRIVMSGs < 1419337817 232506 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm? < 1419337856 207563 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :notice != privmsg iirc..also how would this make the bot stop the loop? < 1419337891 555211 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :it prevents loop because bots don't reply to the NOTICE you send. it's like a ttl of 1 effectively. < 1419337913 124979 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's really nasty ...it runs so quick even the flood protection on another server was fucked < 1419337918 183132 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :pardon* < 1419337991 835641 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric : it prevents loop because bots don't reply to the NOTICE you send. it's like a ttl of 1 effectively. <-- i doubt this < 1419338005 936495 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :Add flood protection, then. < 1419338011 618165 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :yea..good idea < 1419338015 264591 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric ::))) < 1419338020 542227 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok.. will do < 1419338074 974224 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :`x.toString() < 1419338075 682286 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: x.toString(): not found < 1419338077 867681 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :.x.toString() < 1419338077 965356 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jafet: < 1419338079 470347 :oren!~oren@nrba4-34.onlink.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh crap weather today = "sleet". "Sleet"! < 1419338087 761554 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :.type(x) < 1419338087 897934 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jafet: [ReferenceError] type is not defined < 1419338092 938237 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :.typeof(x) < 1419338093 34632 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jafet: object < 1419338100 315002 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :x < 1419338103 934407 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :.x < 1419338104 38515 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :jmaster: < 1419338107 676752 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm < 1419338108 760418 :oren!~oren@nrba4-34.onlink.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :5133t < 1419338112 340044 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :.dump(x) < 1419338112 510106 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :jmaster: [RangeError] Maximum call stack size exceeded < 1419338118 831046 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah yes.. < 1419338122 200663 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :.var xx = setInterval(function() { console.log('hi') }, 1000) < 1419338122 332209 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jafet: [ReferenceError] setInterval is not defined < 1419338137 968324 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas' suddendeath function < 1419338158 485663 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :what? < 1419338158 697871 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :jafet < 1419338179 779196 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :.var xx = function() { /*code here*/} < 1419338183 407635 :scounder!~scounder@unaffiliated/scounder JOIN 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1419338219 290630 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jafet: hi < 1419338220 218367 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jafet: hi < 1419338221 230710 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jafet: hi < 1419338222 245035 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jafet: hi < 1419338223 244890 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jafet: hi < 1419338224 255106 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jafet: hi < 1419338225 98175 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :.clearInterval(xx[0]) < 1419338225 184845 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jafet: [ReferenceError] clearInterval is not defined < 1419338225 228172 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jafet: hi < 1419338226 198875 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jafet: hi < 1419338227 242801 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jafet: hi < 1419338228 242184 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jafet: hi < 1419338228 660151 :oren!~oren@nrba4-34.onlink.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :WHAT HAVE YOU DONE < 1419338229 161511 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oren: hi < 1419338230 128528 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :.clearTimeout(xx[0]) < 1419338230 220266 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oren: hi < 1419338230 312974 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jafet: [ReferenceError] clearTimeout is not defined < 1419338231 193247 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jafet: hi < 1419338232 262121 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jafet: hi < 1419338233 252903 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jafet: hi < 1419338234 195686 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jafet: hi < 1419338235 181506 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jafet: hi < 1419338235 878041 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heh < 1419338236 209468 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jafet: hi < 1419338237 202706 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jafet: hi < 1419338238 199138 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jafet: hi < 1419338239 165562 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jafet: hi < 1419338240 202308 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jafet: hi < 1419338240 307364 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1419338258 768461 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sorry, I assumed it could be cleared. < 1419338274 986127 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :you can stop this by assign a stop condition in the function < 1419338284 282289 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :np ..btw < 1419338293 478259 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :not for me.. at last < 1419338324 213907 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :.for(var m=6;m-->0;)console.log(m) < 1419338326 722093 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1419338329 108287 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :.for(var m=6;m-->0;)console.log(m) < 1419338329 230214 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas: 5 < 1419338329 550298 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas: 4 < 1419338329 593607 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas: 3 < 1419338330 658512 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas: 2 < 1419338330 703463 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas: 1 < 1419338331 522642 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas: 0 < 1419338341 407062 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :] ,.i._6 < 1419338341 590404 :evalj!~jeval@BC064A28.dsl.pool.telekom.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas: 5 < 1419338341 633678 :evalj!~jeval@BC064A28.dsl.pool.telekom.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas: 4 < 1419338341 633833 :evalj!~jeval@BC064A28.dsl.pool.telekom.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas: 3 < 1419338341 633909 :evalj!~jeval@BC064A28.dsl.pool.telekom.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas: 2 < 1419338341 633985 :evalj!~jeval@BC064A28.dsl.pool.telekom.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas: 1 < 1419338341 969638 :evalj!~jeval@BC064A28.dsl.pool.telekom.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas: ... < 1419338355 917650 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's very cool it runs async functions in the background ;) < 1419338380 127351 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1419338435 968074 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :for(var m=6;m-->0;)console.log(m) <-- never seen that notation ..nice < 1419338455 430860 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :you're on #esoteric, you'll see worse < 1419338460 741223 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :the downto operator? < 1419338465 992676 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ooh ..very cool < 1419338473 607045 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :yep < 1419338483 625711 :oren!~oren@nrba4-34.onlink.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :it is actually a -- and a > it is not a downto operator. < 1419338496 721554 :oren!~oren@nrba4-34.onlink.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :but yeah seen that trick before < 1419338497 189341 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oren: yeah, but i like that name < 1419338528 159971 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :.var xx = 1 < 1419338531 802382 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :.xx < 1419338531 845631 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas: 1 < 1419338531 985100 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :aaah < 1419338535 855329 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :.var xx = 9 < 1419338536 926822 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :.xx < 1419338536 980232 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas: 9 < 1419338537 721651 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :now i get it < 1419338542 494095 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :so there is persistent state. good. < 1419338561 953641 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :until restart < 1419338587 116305 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :but as i said.. i will make it work as good and as soon possible < 1419338609 832090 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Could you use cookies or something to get more persistent state? < 1419338622 650983 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh ...indeed .. i forgot < 1419338629 466065 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i implemented mongodb :)) < 1419338711 813619 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :.mongodb.find({gender: 'm', $or: [{nationality: 'english'}, {nationality: 'american'}]}, 'people') // .find(where, collection) < 1419338711 922859 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :jmaster: [ReferenceError] mongodb is not defined < 1419338717 669082 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :.mongo.find({gender: 'm', $or: [{nationality: 'english'}, {nationality: 'american'}]}, 'people') // .find(where, collection) < 1419338717 802589 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :jmaster: [object Object] < 1419338718 277627 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :jmaster: http://cxg.de/_4ff711.htm < 1419338746 329920 :MoALTz!~no@user-164-126-31-182.play-internet.pl QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1419338862 152520 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :.mongo.insert({ first: "fun", last: "got", dob: "06/01/1996", gender: "m", hair_colour: "blonde", occupation: "bot", nationality: "irish"}, 'people') < 1419338862 543822 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :jmaster: Collection: peopleCount: = 10 < 1419338949 210043 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :mongo.find({first: 'fun'}, 'people') // .find(where, collection) < 1419338956 983971 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :.mongo.find({first: 'fun'}, 'people') // .find(where, collection) < 1419338957 90155 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :jmaster: [object Object] < 1419338957 337460 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :jmaster: http://cxg.de/_647437.htm < 1419338975 270231 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it worxxx < 1419339032 861905 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :.dump(mongo.result) < 1419339032 942718 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :jmaster: { '0': { '_id': { '_bsontype': ObjectID, 'id': T™dmfx&hž_, 'toHexString': function () { if(ObjectID.cacheHexString && this.__id) return this.__id; var hexString = ''; for (var i = 0; i < this.id.length; i++) { hexString += hexTable[this.id.charCodeAt(i)]; } if(ObjectID.cacheHexString) this.__id = hexString; return hexString; }, 'get_inc': function () { return ObjectID.index [..] readmore: < 1419339033 371727 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :jmaster: http://cxg.de/_c440b9.htm < 1419339068 421580 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :.mongo.result.first < 1419339082 772178 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :.mongo.result[0].first < 1419339082 972193 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :jmaster: fun < 1419339093 539383 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :\o/ < 1419339093 653532 :myndzi!myndzi@kingofstackers.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :69  | < 1419339093 697292 :myndzi!myndzi@kingofstackers.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :69  >\ < 1419339100 92245 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1419339202 204814 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :.eval("var test = function() { console.log('it works too!') }") //never tried this < 1419339205 985992 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :test() < 1419339208 803845 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :.test() < 1419339208 884461 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :jmaster: it works too! < 1419339211 193819 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :cool < 1419339244 510780 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :so theoretically u can store code in the db < 1419339302 177094 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :if the admins here get mad i'll say it is all Taneb's fault < 1419339310 598224 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric ::( < 1419339313 703698 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric ::) < 1419339353 789947 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb invented persistence long ago, and it's been around ever since. < 1419339389 636674 :vanila!~vanila@unaffiliated/vanila JOIN :#esoteric < 1419339396 174966 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? persistence < 1419339397 338107 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :persistence? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1419339402 769780 :supay!sid47179@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-gnvucmvnxgbrsmyc NICK :supay_ < 1419339429 275759 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run echo "Taneb invented persistence long ago, and it's been around ever since." > wisdom/persistence < 1419339433 16026 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1419339433 903909 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? persistence < 1419339434 990884 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb invented persistence long ago, and it's been around ever since. < 1419339457 259123 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run echo < wisdom/tanebventions < 1419339458 247713 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :bash: wisdom/tanebventions: No such file or directory < 1419339461 328119 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run echo < wisdom/tanebvention < 1419339462 267245 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1419339467 799293 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run cat wisdom/tanebvention < 1419339469 444061 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Tanebventions include D-modules, Chu spaces, automatic squirrel feeders, the torus, Stephen Wolfram, Go, weetoflakes, and this sentence. < 1419339470 320147 :vanila!~vanila@unaffiliated/vanila PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://esolangs.org/wiki/Clue_%28Keymaker%29 < 1419339490 360556 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1419339499 620150 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :`run echo "Tanebventions include D-modules, Chu spaces, automatic squirrel feeders, the torus, Stephen Wolfram, Go, weetoflakes, persistence, and this sentence." > wisdom/tanebvention < 1419339501 771272 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1419339507 559221 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? Tanebventions < 1419339508 389605 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Tanebventions include D-modules, Chu spaces, automatic squirrel feeders, the torus, Stephen Wolfram, Go, weetoflakes, persistence, and this sentence. < 1419339734 534890 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :.paste(wget("http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/2014-12-23.txt") < 1419339734 755926 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :jmaster: [SyntaxError] Unexpected end of input < 1419339750 687645 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :.paste(wget("http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/2014-12-23.txt")) < 1419339753 214062 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :jmaster: http://cxg.de/_272f46.htm < 1419339858 735283 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :.mongo.insert({date: date(), server: "irc.freenode.net", channel: "#esoteric", content: "http://cxg.de/_272f46.htm"}, "irc_logs") < 1419339858 801705 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :jmaster: [ReferenceError] date is not defined < 1419339864 937970 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :.mongo.insert({date: Date(), server: "irc.freenode.net", channel: "#esoteric", content: "http://cxg.de/_272f46.htm"}, "irc_logs") < 1419339865 241469 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :jmaster: Collection: irc_logsCount: = 1 < 1419339895 168546 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :the cool thing about mongodb is: it does everything for you < 1419339910 472325 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :no need to create tables or stuff < 1419339933 298122 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :just take an object..and push to any collection..done < 1419339944 30302 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :at least that's the basic functionality < 1419339974 530048 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :u can do things more complicated (which is what you probably want to do _here_ :P) < 1419340005 13550 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :.res.help.mongodb < 1419340005 57118 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :jmaster: https://www.npmjs.com/package/mongodb | mongoDB API | Documentation: http://mongodb.github.io/node-mongodb-native/ | Tutorial: http://code.tutsplus.com/tutorials/getting-started-with-mongodb-part-1--net-22879 < 1419340072 754534 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :this is a religious channel...isn't it? ..good. < 1419340151 51376 :vanila!~vanila@unaffiliated/vanila PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1419340176 343896 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it was Taneb < 1419340180 916088 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :!! < 1419340183 270620 :EgoBot!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :How exciting! < 1419340199 111176 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :thanks < 1419340209 212181 :Solace|zzz!uid52684@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-dcjowprelorefany QUIT :Quit: Connection closed for inactivity < 1419340426 531434 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :PS.: i'm also avaible for children-parties < 1419340479 18957 :oren!~oren@nrba4-34.onlink.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :doyou bring your own red nose and makeup? < 1419340506 26943 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :sure < 1419340550 107194 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm glad we all agree plut is a planet < 1419340809 378818 :oren!~oren@nrba4-34.onlink.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :it wanders through the sky, so it is a planet. checkmate. < 1419341569 41127 :nys!~nys@blk-215-85-138.eastlink.ca JOIN :#esoteric < 1419342235 878044 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: clearTimeout will work upon next restart.. i had to allow this function in the sandbox < 1419342387 826201 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :and thanks.. i did not know about this function yet^^ i'm a level2 js-noob (attack: 12 / defense: 9 / grey-hair: 23) < 1419343226 580299 :Guest55348!~zuu@0x5e911bd1.adsl.cybercity.dk QUIT :Changing host < 1419343226 662638 :Guest55348!~zuu@unaffiliated/zuu JOIN :#esoteric < 1419343235 946237 :Guest55348!~zuu@unaffiliated/zuu NICK :Zuu < 1419343245 381899 :Zuu!~zuu@unaffiliated/zuu NICK :ZuuSanta < 1419344484 562364 :oren!~oren@nrba4-34.onlink.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do any varieties of lisp allow unicode names? < 1419344501 85020 :vanila!~vanila@unaffiliated/vanila PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://github.com/jterrace/js.js/ < 1419344510 433688 :vanila!~vanila@unaffiliated/vanila PRIVMSG #esoteric :js.js is a JavaScript interpreter in JavaScript. Instead of trying to create an interpreter from scratch, SpiderMonkey is compiled into LLVM and then emscripten translates the output into JavaScript. < 1419344517 284836 :vanila!~vanila@unaffiliated/vanila PRIVMSG #esoteric :oren, I think they all should < 1419344548 703038 :J_Arcane!~chatzilla@dsl-trebrasgw1-50dff2-22.dhcp.inet.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :oren: Racket does. < 1419344591 196925 :oren!~oren@nrba4-34.onlink.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :J_Arcane: Ok good. < 1419344676 125067 :J_Arcane!~chatzilla@dsl-trebrasgw1-50dff2-22.dhcp.inet.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :It even has a macro that maps λ to lambda (and a shortcut for it in Racket). < 1419344721 716157 :oren!~oren@nrba4-34.onlink.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now, i'll make a macro from 【】 and () to [] and () respectively... < 1419344767 499460 :J_Arcane!~chatzilla@dsl-trebrasgw1-50dff2-22.dhcp.inet.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Good luck with that, I still haven't made sense of writing custom readers for Racket yet ... ;) < 1419344779 717600 :oren!~oren@nrba4-34.onlink.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :And then create a chinese #lang that can by typed entirely in chinese character IME < 1419344794 174323 :oren!~oren@nrba4-34.onlink.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/by/be < 1419345424 316022 :J_Arcane!~chatzilla@dsl-trebrasgw1-50dff2-22.dhcp.inet.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :At last, Heresy now has actual docs: http://jarcane.github.io/heresy/heresy.html < 1419345671 852642 :vanila!~vanila@unaffiliated/vanila PRIVMSG #esoteric :great! < 1419345982 227022 :J_Arcane!~chatzilla@dsl-trebrasgw1-50dff2-22.dhcp.inet.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :I actually want to write a proper guide for it at some point. < 1419345992 750417 :J_Arcane!~chatzilla@dsl-trebrasgw1-50dff2-22.dhcp.inet.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :But at least now there's a function reference. < 1419346042 174325 :mitchs!~canissimi@unaffiliated/canissimia QUIT :Ping timeout: 265 seconds < 1419346139 520901 :J_Arcane!~chatzilla@dsl-trebrasgw1-50dff2-22.dhcp.inet.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wonder if I should write a brainfuck in Heresy. That's like the rule right? the first non-trivial anything in a language is always a brainfuck? < 1419346205 54443 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :no! < 1419346213 813770 :J_Arcane!~chatzilla@dsl-trebrasgw1-50dff2-22.dhcp.inet.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :XD < 1419346328 115423 :tromp_!~tromp@rtc35-167.rentec.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://joeyh.name/blog/entry/a_brainfuck_monad/ < 1419346945 19226 :nycs!~nycs@gw.hq.meetup.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1419347172 915673 :oren!~oren@nrba4-34.onlink.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :【左右加减说听】 < 1419347189 64662 :oren!~oren@nrba4-34.onlink.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :there brainfuck in chinese hyh < 1419347277 444474 :oren!~oren@nrba4-34.onlink.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hyh = hope your happy < 1419347363 549378 :supay_!sid47179@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-gnvucmvnxgbrsmyc NICK :supay < 1419347372 861831 :vanila!~vanila@unaffiliated/vanila PRIVMSG #esoteric :no one ever asked for a chinese version fo brainfuck < 1419347451 694576 :oren!~oren@nrba4-34.onlink.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :vanila: well they still got one hthyh < 1419347522 847292 :oren!~oren@nrba4-34.onlink.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :also i cant figure out readers in racket either < 1419347726 829020 :J_Arcane!~chatzilla@dsl-trebrasgw1-50dff2-22.dhcp.inet.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Part of why heresy uses #lang s-exp instead of being a pure #lang, is because to do that you have to do a bunch of stuff with providing a reader and what not < 1419347792 796257 :nys!~nys@blk-215-85-138.eastlink.ca QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1419347819 969518 :nys!~nys@blk-215-85-138.eastlink.ca JOIN :#esoteric < 1419347908 355934 :nycs!~nycs@gw.hq.meetup.com NICK :`^_^v < 1419347980 228589 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :you're :( < 1419348061 489947 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :as a none native speaker: i don't get why people confuse you're/your, it's/its and their/they're < 1419348110 458118 :oren!~oren@nrba4-34.onlink.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i know how to do it proply i just dont care hope your're happy. < 1419348317 179504 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :myname: as a none native speaker, you'll never now < 1419348339 82662 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas: you are trolling < 1419348354 343582 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :sines point to yes < 1419348363 130502 :oren!~oren@nrba4-34.onlink.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :and i did your're on purpos < 1419348472 505359 :MDream!~fyrc@67.235.2.71 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, they often don't learn by writing. < 1419348477 696336 :MDream!~fyrc@67.235.2.71 NICK :MDude < 1419348504 868615 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :but from watching porn? < 1419348514 535190 :MDude!~fyrc@67.235.2.71 PRIVMSG #esoteric :By hearing people talk. < 1419348541 771658 :oren!~oren@nrba4-34.onlink.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :MDream: i am a native speaker, and msot native speakers don't care at all about these rules, we just care if we are understood < 1419348591 587881 :MDude!~fyrc@67.235.2.71 PRIVMSG #esoteric :But it wouldn't matter if we cared if we intuited it well enough to do it without really caring. < 1419348595 335898 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :if you are not american you can go on, everybody will say it's because americans are stupid :D < 1419348641 649809 :MDude!~fyrc@67.235.2.71 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm maximum american. < 1419348658 38218 :oren!~oren@nrba4-34.onlink.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :canada is the bestest country in whole wold < 1419348703 298561 :oren!~oren@nrba4-34.onlink.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :why? maple buttertarts that is why < 1419348752 409231 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :they have elks! < 1419348832 659275 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :also: maple syrup < 1419348915 650063 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :btw: I cnduo't bvleiee taht I culod aulaclty uesdtannrd waht I was rdnaieg. Unisg the icndeblire pweor of the hmuan mnid, aocdcrnig to rseecrah at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mttaer in waht oderr the lterets in a wrod are, the olny irpoamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rhgit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whoutit a pboerlm. Tihs is bucseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey l < 1419348972 450724 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's not entirely true < 1419348974 89825 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :wlohe. Aaznmig, huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghhuot slelinpg was ipmorantt! See if yuor fdreins can raed tihs too. < 1419348982 853735 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :at least not language independent < 1419349015 603013 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe mandarin doesn't work < 1419349037 884165 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :people have a hard time reading words with ordered letters < 1419349039 96156 :oren!~oren@nrba4-34.onlink.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :well mandarin has some words with two characters < 1419349057 336702 :oren!~oren@nrba4-34.onlink.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :but most of those a different when rearranged < 1419349076 198347 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :first and last letter stay the same < 1419349086 396873 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i.e. caaeilltprr < 1419349091 824781 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :anyway.. ca m'est egalement < 1419349104 497325 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :first and last letter is in place < 1419349112 234438 :oren!~oren@nrba4-34.onlink.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :in japanese too: 社会:society 会社:corporation < 1419349117 823756 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it is still unreadable, at least in my opinion < 1419349154 43814 :nys!~nys@blk-215-85-138.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :[citation needed] < 1419349154 477159 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :consider it noted. < 1419349165 691672 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :also: iamnoprtt is way less readable than irpoamtnt < 1419349193 242447 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't think the order doesn't play any role < 1419349241 229355 :oren!~oren@nrba4-34.onlink.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :well for japanese the order defiantly matters < 1419349303 601718 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oren: can you read caaeilltprr? < 1419349324 955491 :oren!~oren@nrba4-34.onlink.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :consider 分かりましたvs分りましかた < 1419349352 1748 :oren!~oren@nrba4-34.onlink.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :myname: i can't < 1419349372 554233 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's caterpillar < 1419349407 3108 :oren!~oren@nrba4-34.onlink.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ohhh... yeah some orders screw with my head more i think < 1419349416 381178 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :forget it < 1419349449 563284 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's exactly my point < 1419349618 71396 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover JOIN :#esoteric < 1419349731 543471 :oren!~oren@nrba4-34.onlink.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :and some cant be biguated: sont snot < 1419349759 664277 :oren!~oren@nrba4-34.onlink.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i guess context helsp < 1419349774 555736 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1419349781 931774 :GeekDude!~GeekDude@unaffiliated/g33kdude JOIN :#esoteric < 1419349785 381481 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :people cite the same text over and over again < 1419349792 225755 :oren!~oren@nrba4-34.onlink.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :cigoto egro sum < 1419349802 87221 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :and think "hey, i can read this, so it has to be true that the order doesn't matter" < 1419349927 890487 :oren!~oren@nrba4-34.onlink.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :but can an abrtriay txet be srcewd up and rbleessad? < 1419349951 441385 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :what salad? < 1419350228 807938 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol.. you just because i can read it doesn't mean i can read it < 1419350266 871670 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :now i see you're point < 1419350312 337798 :spiette!~spiette@2607:fad8:4:6:f2de:f1ff:fe66:77e5 JOIN :#esoteric < 1419350395 903627 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :"reblessed" doesn't have an "a" < 1419350423 406137 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :and only scalars can, hash keys can't < 1419350532 345401 :vanila!~vanila@unaffiliated/vanila QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1419350539 888524 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes.. don't try this at home. < 1419350557 431819 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :msot wrods are shrot. < 1419350581 700117 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :in english, that is < 1419350596 921210 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :in german you can make arbitrary long words < 1419350614 838985 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :I also read somewhere that it helps a lot if you only exchange tall letters with other tall letters and short ones with short ones, keeping the "skyline", so to say, intact. < 1419350626 588101 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1419350629 247615 :S1!~S1@pD9FCA368.dip0.t-ipconnect.de QUIT :Quit: S1 < 1419350641 876288 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :but you cannot change letters at will < 1419350643 975034 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :myname: I know. But we generally don't do that :) < 1419350661 909603 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: who is "we"? < 1419350683 174150 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :the Dampfschifffahrtskapitänsmützenbandsortiermaschine is a joke ;-) < 1419350703 891980 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ich mach das so :p < 1419350765 124193 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :But Sonnenfleckenhäufigkeit isn't. < 1419350782 267674 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :relative luftfeuchtigkeit < 1419350843 232718 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :Anyway I still don't know whether "rbleessad" was a typo or not. < 1419350882 766406 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's more difficult to write them wrong anyway.. i just supported oren's statement: "we just care if we are understood".. so brave ;> < 1419350964 37362 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :usually it's just a few letters getting shfited a bit forth or back, not a random permutation. < 1419351055 170755 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :the internet anagram finder suggests "beardless" as the sole (english) single word anagram of "rbleessad" < 1419351098 155412 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hahaha < 1419351103 689043 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1419351123 192227 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :and "sad rebels" is nice. < 1419351197 179811 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :also "bear sled" < 1419351214 573511 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :(at least for this season) < 1419351294 885442 :Melvar!~melvar@dslb-088-077-173-086.088.077.pools.vodafone-ip.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION had a look for the longest word in his proto-thesis, it’s “Assoziativitätsdeklaration”. < 1419351317 426233 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, out of memory. that explains why the computer wouldn't respond < 1419351446 771443 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :kngoivite dssnoniaz < 1419351467 487213 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :jmaster: I read too much of fefe's blog to not recognize that one. < 1419351477 27430 :jmaster!4db40e15@gateway/web/freenode/ip.77.180.14.21 PRIVMSG #esoteric :;> < 1419351482 288474 :drdanmaku!uid17782@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-ttizogaumvypbafy JOIN :#esoteric < 1419352000 670029 :Melvar!~melvar@dslb-088-077-173-086.088.077.pools.vodafone-ip.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :The longest non-programming-specific word in it is “höchstwahrscheinlich”. < 1419352047 700108 :Melvar!~melvar@dslb-088-077-173-086.088.077.pools.vodafone-ip.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :^scramble höchstwahrscheinlich < 1419352047 833735 :fungot!fis@selene.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :hhtarcenihclihshwsc < 1419352068 823465 :Melvar!~melvar@dslb-088-077-173-086.088.077.pools.vodafone-ip.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh. It tore up the ‘ö’. < 1419352150 492612 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :"interrelationship" is a long english word. < 1419352214 710161 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :"lexicographical" is one I use fairly often < 1419352235 855232 :Melvar!~melvar@dslb-088-077-173-086.088.077.pools.vodafone-ip.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :@let scramble = concat . (_last %~ reverse) . transpose . chunksOf 2 < 1419352237 399939 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric : Defined. < 1419352254 826579 :Melvar!~melvar@dslb-088-077-173-086.088.077.pools.vodafone-ip.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :> var $ scramble "höchstwahrscheinlich" < 1419352256 439945 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric : hcswhshilchinecrathö < 1419352273 547826 :Melvar!~melvar@dslb-088-077-173-086.088.077.pools.vodafone-ip.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :That’s better. < 1419352314 557092 :J_Arcane!~chatzilla@dsl-trebrasgw1-50dff2-22.dhcp.inet.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think I am going to need a better documentation situation in the long term. < 1419352344 280012 :J_Arcane!~chatzilla@dsl-trebrasgw1-50dff2-22.dhcp.inet.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Having to switch branches and manually copy the damn HTML file every time it changes just so it will show in the URL on gh-pages is a pain in the ass. < 1419352792 433084 :shikhin_!~shikhin@unaffiliated/shikhin NICK :shikhin < 1419352978 11804 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :german words can be as long as you want them to be < 1419352981 292530 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :no surprise there < 1419353008 910869 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Messlattenständerfabrizierungsanlagenkäufer is a perfectly reasonable word < 1419353035 928485 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Geldvernichtungsmaschinenhersteller < 1419353035 997365 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :heizölrückstoßabdämpfung is a great word for losing at hangman < 1419353078 399800 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heizölrückstossabdämpfungshaltevorrichtungsfabrikant < 1419353102 17756 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :my dream profession . < 1419353103 667324 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :the point in my word is that nearly every letter exits in it < 1419353119 276778 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :most of them once < 1419353123 250932 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :there's no x < 1419353128 902391 :J_Arcane!~chatzilla@dsl-trebrasgw1-50dff2-22.dhcp.inet.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm. I can't write scramble in Heresy yet because I still haven't included a random number generator. and I'm not sure I want to do that right now because then I'd have to update the docs again ... < 1419353134 274296 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1419353138 855728 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heizölrückstossabdämpfungsextrakt. < 1419353152 484485 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :there's no y < 1419353157 340129 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1419353163 55100 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :y is hm < 1419353172 399102 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heizölrückstossabdämpfungsextrahierungsrythmus. < 1419353180 172316 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1419353181 721281 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :but that's not so much sense making I guess < 1419353189 384426 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :well < 1419353195 71888 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :A german knows what it means < 1419353210 549515 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :He just might have never heard of something like that :D < 1419353229 589095 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :also you'd usually rephrase that as < 1419353245 465610 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Der Rythmus der Extraktion von Heizölrückstossabdämpfungen < 1419353283 409508 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :sonen chabis :) < 1419353320 762782 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :chönt me joh grad no e abverheiters wort erfindä. < 1419353345 939541 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :and that concludes my opinion about that in swiss german . < 1419353553 471030 :Aberian!~praxitek@static-50-53-123-57.bvtn.or.frontiernet.net QUIT :Quit: HydraIRC -> http://www.hydrairc.com <- It'll be on slashdot one day... < 1419353588 281474 :mihow!~mihow@108.30.58.169 JOIN :#esoteric < 1419353892 862833 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :"I'm not willing to go much further by hand. " < 1419353893 733949 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :uhm < 1419353894 371814 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok < 1419353903 800008 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess that *totally* makes sense for a wiki article < 1419354009 323025 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :are there pseudo-quines < 1419354034 195599 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :what makes it pseudo? < 1419354048 255491 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's not really a quine < 1419354060 84651 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it just pretends to be quine by producing output that is a quine < 1419354064 975864 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :however, the actual program is not a quine < 1419354068 317864 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :so trivially spoken < 1419354075 630398 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :a pseudo-quine prints a quine < 1419354091 151595 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :which.. as I'm saying it out loud < 1419354093 630647 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :is fuckingly boring < 1419354137 926765 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :for example there's a PHP web-page that prints it's own source code < 1419354147 232618 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :and you can verify that the source code it gave you actually is a PHP quine < 1419354158 612644 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :but that doesn't mean that it actually IS the source code of that PHP web-page < 1419354171 520676 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it might just be $quine=..; echo $quine; < 1419354202 948253 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Let's call that a Level-1 pseudo-quine < 1419354210 579967 :J_Arcane!~chatzilla@dsl-trebrasgw1-50dff2-22.dhcp.inet.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does implicit print break the rules of quines? < 1419354212 225725 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i do think that indeed is pretty lame < 1419354217 414842 :J_Arcane!~chatzilla@dsl-trebrasgw1-50dff2-22.dhcp.inet.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :(such as exist anyway?= < 1419354222 991885 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :a Level-N pseudo-quine can (randomly) choose to produce any of N quines; < 1419354241 356056 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :$quines[0]=...;$quines[1]=...; echo $quines[rand(2)]; something like that < 1419354256 315479 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i mean, you go all the way to make a real quine just to write a program that prints it, but is longer than the quine itself < 1419354265 12168 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :well < 1419354291 527138 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :in a sense a pseudo-quine *generates* a quine < 1419354303 940847 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :the output of a pseudo-quine is a quine < 1419354323 303684 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i am not convinced < 1419354325 923855 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :well < 1419354327 8417 :J_Arcane!~chatzilla@dsl-trebrasgw1-50dff2-22.dhcp.inet.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :I mean, the stereotypical Lisp "Hello World" seems to also be a quine, for the same reason: The implicit print means a bare literal is both the source and the value to be printed: "Hello world." < 1419354328 976565 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's a pretty lame thing < 1419354340 227284 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :It sounded cool for a second < 1419354343 180194 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :but then... < 1419354364 52126 :newsham!~chat@udp217044uds.hawaiiantel.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://codepad.org/SQ1i0eie < 1419354575 879392 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :a program that given an Input I finds the longest common substring of I and it's own source-code < 1419354607 657063 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :which makes it a quine when fed its own source-code < 1419354643 94767 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :that sounds a little bit less lame < 1419354765 883670 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :impressive @third order quine < 1419354772 674596 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :echo $_GET['input']; < 1419354789 987141 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :well < 1419354795 427619 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it must work for all inputs of course < 1419354833 373025 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Deadfish14]]4 10 02http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=41533&oldid=41507 5* 03BCompton 5* (+0) 10/* Pascal */ Bad variable name < 1419355045 182696 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :if input were xech it has to print "ech" < 1419355048 835827 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :not "xech" < 1419355080 44630 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :!blsq "echo $_GET['input'];"su"xech"suIN < 1419355080 295887 :blsqbot!~blsqbot@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric : | {"c" "e" "h" "ch" "ec" "ech"} < 1419355083 521980 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :@tell oerjan Oh this may be useful for Haskell golfing: If you ever need Data.Bits, you can import Foreign instead. (It also exports Data.Int and Data.Word) < 1419355083 565273 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :Consider it noted. < 1419355092 566438 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :!blsq "echo $_GET['input'];"su"xech"suIN(L[)sB < 1419355092 807241 :blsqbot!~blsqbot@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric : | ERROR: Unknown command: (sB)! < 1419355092 850476 :blsqbot!~blsqbot@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric : | L[ < 1419355092 850596 :blsqbot!~blsqbot@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric : | {"c" "e" "h" "ch" "ec" "ech"} < 1419355095 28895 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :!blsq "echo $_GET['input'];"su"xech"suIN(L[)sb < 1419355095 272546 :blsqbot!~blsqbot@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric : | ERROR: Burlesque: (sb) Invalid arguments! < 1419355095 316198 :blsqbot!~blsqbot@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric : | L[ < 1419355095 316317 :blsqbot!~blsqbot@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric : | {"c" "e" "h" "ch" "ec" "ech"} < 1419355103 630831 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :!blsq "echo $_GET['input'];"su"xech"suINL[Cmsb < 1419355103 771723 :blsqbot!~blsqbot@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric : | ERROR: Burlesque: (sb) Invalid arguments! < 1419355103 815021 :blsqbot!~blsqbot@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric : | ERROR: Burlesque: (.+) Invalid arguments! < 1419355103 815219 :blsqbot!~blsqbot@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric : | {\/ cm} < 1419355105 606789 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :ohai < 1419355108 412347 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :!blsq "echo $_GET['input'];"su"xech"suIN(L[)Cmsb < 1419355108 507269 :blsqbot!~blsqbot@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric : | ERROR: Burlesque: (sb) Invalid arguments! < 1419355108 550512 :blsqbot!~blsqbot@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric : | ERROR: Burlesque: (.+) Invalid arguments! < 1419355108 550630 :blsqbot!~blsqbot@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric : | {\/ cm} < 1419355110 539269 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm < 1419355112 246415 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :what the hell < 1419355115 823756 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :!blsq "echo $_GET['input'];"su"xech"suIN(L[)cmsb < 1419355116 36763 :blsqbot!~blsqbot@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric : | ERROR: Burlesque: (sb) Invalid arguments! < 1419355116 80293 :blsqbot!~blsqbot@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric : | 1 < 1419355118 378569 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :fuu < 1419355124 198455 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :!blsq "echo $_GET['input'];"su"xech"suIN(L[)cMsb < 1419355124 329474 :blsqbot!~blsqbot@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric : | ERROR: Burlesque: (sb) Invalid arguments! < 1419355124 372741 :blsqbot!~blsqbot@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric : | ERROR: Unknown command: (cM)! < 1419355124 372917 :blsqbot!~blsqbot@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric : | L[ < 1419355140 607062 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :!blsq "echo $_GET['input'];"su"xech"suIN(L[)CMsb < 1419355140 745727 :blsqbot!~blsqbot@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric : | {"c" "e" "h" "ch" "ec" "ech"} < 1419355143 530513 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmpf < 1419355144 364595 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok < 1419355149 309274 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :!blsq "echo $_GET['input'];"su"xech"suIN[- < 1419355149 564382 :blsqbot!~blsqbot@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric : | {"e" "h" "ch" "ec" "ech"} < 1419355152 181986 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :!blsq "echo $_GET['input'];"su"xech"suIN[~ < 1419355152 398875 :blsqbot!~blsqbot@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric : | "ech" < 1419355155 66822 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :there we go < 1419355187 44295 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :!blsq $Tamz45=0x631927f5 < 1419355187 121575 :blsqbot!~blsqbot@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric : | ERROR: Unknown command: (f5)! < 1419355187 164926 :blsqbot!~blsqbot@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric : | 31927 < 1419355187 165069 :blsqbot!~blsqbot@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric : | ERROR: Unknown command: (x6)! < 1419355192 329479 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :um < 1419355207 673162 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's the syntax for variable assignment these days? < 1419355211 975251 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :!blsq $Tamz45[0x631927f5] < 1419355212 143877 :blsqbot!~blsqbot@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric : | ERROR: (line 1, column 20): < 1419355212 214976 :blsqbot!~blsqbot@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric : | unexpected end of input < 1419355216 810566 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :!blsq 0x631927f5 < 1419355216 917946 :blsqbot!~blsqbot@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric : | ERROR: Unknown command: (f5)! < 1419355216 961077 :blsqbot!~blsqbot@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric : | 31927 < 1419355216 961209 :blsqbot!~blsqbot@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric : | ERROR: Unknown command: (x6)! < 1419355222 76681 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, it just doesn't like hex < 1419355223 404228 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :!blsq %var=9V < 1419355223 526873 :blsqbot!~blsqbot@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric : | Ain't nobody got output fo' that! < 1419355225 472066 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :!blsq %var=9V < 1419355225 535724 :blsqbot!~blsqbot@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric : | Ain't nobody got output fo' that! < 1419355230 554208 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :!blsq %var=9V %var? < 1419355230 680176 :blsqbot!~blsqbot@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric : | Ain't nobody got output fo' that! < 1419355232 413883 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm < 1419355240 571059 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :!blsq %var:9V %var? < 1419355240 800657 :blsqbot!~blsqbot@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric : | 9 < 1419355240 843941 :blsqbot!~blsqbot@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric : | ERROR: Unknown command: (r:)! < 1419355240 844073 :blsqbot!~blsqbot@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric : | ERROR: Unknown command: (va)! < 1419355242 447475 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm < 1419355246 363286 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i thought it was = < 1419355252 217351 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :!blsq %var=9 %var? < 1419355252 260793 :blsqbot!~blsqbot@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric : | 9 < 1419355253 237708 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah < 1419355255 562176 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :!blsq %Tamz45=1662593013 < 1419355255 844057 :blsqbot!~blsqbot@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric : | Ain't nobody got output fo' that! < 1419355256 128225 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1419355265 343055 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :!blsq %Tamz45 < 1419355265 563964 :blsqbot!~blsqbot@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric : | 45 < 1419355265 607241 :blsqbot!~blsqbot@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric : | ERROR: Unknown command: (mz)! < 1419355265 607372 :blsqbot!~blsqbot@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric : | ERROR: Unknown command: (Ta)! < 1419355270 300174 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :um, what how do I retrieve? < 1419355273 501373 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :!blsq $Tamz45 < 1419355273 612048 :blsqbot!~blsqbot@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric : | 5 < 1419355273 675558 :blsqbot!~blsqbot@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric : | ERROR: Unknown command: (z4)! < 1419355273 718793 :blsqbot!~blsqbot@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric : | ERROR: Unknown command: (am)! < 1419355278 231497 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :!blsq %Tamz45=166 %Tamz45? < 1419355278 381044 :blsqbot!~blsqbot@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric : | 166 < 1419355288 523021 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :!blsq %Tamz45=1662593013 %Tamz45? < 1419355288 642662 :blsqbot!~blsqbot@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric : | 1662593013 < 1419355293 882587 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :!blsq %Tamz45=1662593013 %Tamz45? < 1419355293 974910 :blsqbot!~blsqbot@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric : | 1662593013 < 1419355295 126975 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :!blsq %Tamz45=1662593013 %Tamz45 < 1419355295 222020 :blsqbot!~blsqbot@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric : | 45 < 1419355295 265692 :blsqbot!~blsqbot@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric : | ERROR: Unknown command: (mz)! < 1419355295 265823 :blsqbot!~blsqbot@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric : | ERROR: Unknown command: (Ta)! < 1419355302 345001 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :huh < 1419355302 998066 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :%foo= is set, %foo? is get, %foo! is eval < 1419355313 709995 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok < 1419355321 281161 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :but there are shortcuts for a few variables, right? < 1419355324 354908 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :!blsq %Tamz45=1662593013 %Tamz45? < 1419355324 475741 :blsqbot!~blsqbot@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric : | 1662593013 < 1419355324 585918 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1419355328 989674 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :!blsq %Tamz45? < 1419355329 116971 :blsqbot!~blsqbot@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric : | _|_ < 1419355333 458710 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :!blsq 166s0g0 < 1419355333 607650 :blsqbot!~blsqbot@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric : | 166 < 1419355343 512351 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :!blsq 0x631927f5 < 1419355343 595044 :blsqbot!~blsqbot@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric : | ERROR: Unknown command: (f5)! < 1419355343 595293 :blsqbot!~blsqbot@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric : | 31927 < 1419355343 595368 :blsqbot!~blsqbot@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric : | ERROR: Unknown command: (x6)! < 1419355349 220102 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :how do I enter hexadecimal? < 1419355358 720894 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :you don't < 1419355366 55649 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :well < 1419355367 226086 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :other than < 1419355372 562450 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :!blsq "631927f5"b6 < 1419355372 605711 :blsqbot!~blsqbot@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric : | 1662593013 < 1419355385 672200 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok < 1419355399 184281 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's the syntax for pop and store to variable? < 1419355417 491301 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :. o O ( sx ) < 1419355417 571368 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: [SyntaxError] Unexpected identifier < 1419355417 614654 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric : sv for set-var < 1419355422 408584 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric : gv for get-var < 1419355431 709073 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :!blsq 166 "0x166"sv "0x166"gv < 1419355431 840750 :blsqbot!~blsqbot@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric : | 166 < 1419355435 349977 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :!blsq 1661 "0x166"sv "0x166"gv < 1419355435 473418 :blsqbot!~blsqbot@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric : | 1661 < 1419355439 457339 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh. this will continue to happen < 1419355447 400856 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :jslave: what are you? < 1419355451 826997 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :. help < 1419355451 942829 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: invoke commands - public: -cmd(args); / private: _cmd(args) or in query just cmd(args); | $(): global scope/see all objs/cmds; $(obj): see obj-properties; console.log(txt): reply to channel/user; .fn: protected scope(never overwrite!); .fn.init() run on botstart; dump(obj): returns obj-code as string; bind("name", "code"): .fn["name"] = code - use to bind code permamently! see more: http://hagb4[..] readmore: < 1419355452 320898 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: http://cxg.de/_ed209c.htm < 1419355453 493387 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :mroman: no, I mean pop the _value_ from stack, not the variable name < 1419355454 649326 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :but blsqbot doesn't store the variables fore more than one query :) < 1419355468 268174 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :vv is pop < 1419355470 521390 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :!blsq 1 2vv < 1419355470 759944 :blsqbot!~blsqbot@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric : | 1 < 1419355473 717647 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :!blsq 1 2 < 1419355473 944981 :blsqbot!~blsqbot@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric : | 2 < 1419355473 988242 :blsqbot!~blsqbot@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric : | 1 < 1419355500 830690 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :!blsq "631927f5"b6 %Tamz45=vv %Tamz45 < 1419355500 934356 :blsqbot!~blsqbot@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric : | 45 < 1419355501 103760 :blsqbot!~blsqbot@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric : | ERROR: Unknown command: (mz)! < 1419355501 147101 :blsqbot!~blsqbot@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric : | ERROR: Unknown command: (Ta)! < 1419355503 434476 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :!blsq "631927f5"b6 %Tamz45=vv %Tamz45? < 1419355503 570659 :blsqbot!~blsqbot@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric : | vv < 1419355503 613889 :blsqbot!~blsqbot@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric : | 1662593013 < 1419355505 320543 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah < 1419355505 780628 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1419355506 229004 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :. version < 1419355506 272290 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: [ReferenceError] version is not defined < 1419355508 278703 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :that doesn't work < 1419355509 348050 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :. about < 1419355509 451791 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: [ReferenceError] about is not defined < 1419355511 562024 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1419355511 697080 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: [SyntaxError] Unexpected token . < 1419355522 202867 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :!blsq "631927f5"b6 "Tamz45"sv %Tamz45? < 1419355522 246311 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :argh! < 1419355522 311272 :blsqbot!~blsqbot@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric : | 1662593013 < 1419355527 689563 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's all there currently is < 1419355533 256200 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: takes javascript input < 1419355538 410680 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :. is an awful prefix. < 1419355538 502312 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: [SyntaxError] Unexpected identifier < 1419355542 759759 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :%foo=x is parse-time stuff < 1419355552 276891 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :mroman: hmm. could you add a syntax for runtime pop and store to variable? < 1419355574 753907 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I might < 1419355577 704487 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :^prefixes < 1419355577 768023 :fungot!fis@selene.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bot prefixes: fungot ^, HackEgo `, EgoBot !, lambdabot @ or ?, thutubot +, metasepia ~, idris-bot ( , jconn ) , blsqbot ! < 1419355598 76507 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :how about ; ... < 1419355613 367609 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :how about \? < 1419355632 985217 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :or & < 1419355634 596790 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :&help < 1419355656 220808 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :also "technically" blsq has the prefix !blsq* < 1419355665 402970 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :either !blsq or !blsq_uptime < 1419355667 956813 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :!blsq_uptime < 1419355668 61 :blsqbot!~blsqbot@fmnssun.ibone.ch PRIVMSG #esoteric :21d 3h 22m 12s < 1419355677 998044 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :] 1 < 1419355678 253774 :evalj!~jeval@BC064A28.dsl.pool.telekom.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas: 1 < 1419355678 888152 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :[ 2 < 1419355679 326204 :j-bot!~j-bot@li339-21.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas: 2 < 1419355736 32187 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :. 3 < 1419355736 150656 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas: 3 < 1419355746 7949 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :> 4 < 1419355747 719563 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Although I'm not sure when I'll touch Burlesque again < 1419355747 820557 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric : 4 < 1419355769 851045 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I might suffer from some depressive episodes again sooner or later so I guess I'll do it then. < 1419355805 196091 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :currently doing esolang stuff has the absolute least priority of things I want to do right now ;) < 1419355870 863520 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :but you never know. < 1419355930 372719 :shikhin!~shikhin@unaffiliated/shikhin QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1419356016 648221 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I barely used the internet privately for months now < 1419356037 792229 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :and it ain't so bad :) < 1419356116 251266 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I even managed to go to a barber. < 1419356124 334818 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's a huge improvement for me. < 1419356126 984668 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :mroman: sure, no problem, I'm just surprised you added variables but not this stuff < 1419356249 160456 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :so. gotta go home now :) < 1419356257 867851 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :bye < 1419356262 216602 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :happy winter holidays < 1419357774 771443 :J_Arcane!~chatzilla@dsl-trebrasgw1-50dff2-22.dhcp.inet.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :wot. QBASIC had *pointers*?! < 1419357836 817906 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :You mean with VARPTR/VARSEG and such? < 1419357926 644617 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :it has array indices < 1419358387 377387 :J_Arcane!~chatzilla@dsl-trebrasgw1-50dff2-22.dhcp.inet.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ahh. REading some old code for alternate random functions and it kept referring to pointers, but I think they mean what b_jonas said. < 1419358393 70448 :J_Arcane!~chatzilla@dsl-trebrasgw1-50dff2-22.dhcp.inet.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.allagri.net/pub/distrib/win/Developing/Basic%20-%20VB/Qb45/QB45/TOOLBOX/RANDOMS.BAS < 1419358497 479051 :J_Arcane!~chatzilla@dsl-trebrasgw1-50dff2-22.dhcp.inet.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :It occurs to me that writing an RNG, at least a simple one, is probably easier in a language with laziness. < 1419359001 517018 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :> let xss@(_:xs) = 1234 : map (\x -> let x' = x `xor` (x `shiftR` 12); x'' = x' `xor` (x' `shiftL` 25); x''' = x'' `xor` (x'' `shiftR` 27) in x''') xss in map (\x -> (x :: Word64) * 2685821657736338717) xs < 1419359002 996237 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric : [13571057368034195726,5609927630774915935,7579251470305882622,59837103641785... < 1419359040 474306 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :tbh the original C is nicer https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xorshift#Variations < 1419359125 832454 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :> let xss@(_:xs) = 1234 : map (doop (-27) . doop 25 . doop (-12)) xs; doop i x = x `xor` (x `shift` i) in map (\x -> (x :: Word64) * 2685821657736338717) xs < 1419359129 622395 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric : mueval-core: Time limit exceeded < 1419359135 389035 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :?? < 1419359143 237208 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :> let xss@(_:xs) = 1234 : map (doop (-27) . doop 25 . doop (-12)) xss; doop i x = x `xor` (x `shift` i) in map (\x -> (x :: Word64) * 2685821657736338717) xs < 1419359144 553743 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric : [13571057368034195726,5609927630774915935,7579251470305882622,59837103641785... < 1419359149 902655 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's pretty nice < 1419359157 399963 :mihow!~mihow@108.30.58.169 QUIT :Quit: mihow < 1419359462 463143 :J_Arcane!~chatzilla@dsl-trebrasgw1-50dff2-22.dhcp.inet.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: Pretty brief too. < 1419360304 541554 :J_Arcane!~chatzilla@dsl-trebrasgw1-50dff2-22.dhcp.inet.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Racket does have bitshift operators somewhere. < 1419360309 7656 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm < 1419360317 394637 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm online \o/ < 1419360317 511924 :myndzi!myndzi@kingofstackers.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :69            | < 1419360317 573609 :myndzi!myndzi@kingofstackers.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :69            >\ < 1419360360 423165 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ultimate tethering test < 1419360410 851266 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it'll probably suck the phone battery dry in a matter of minutes < 1419360456 409859 :mroman!~roman2@80.246.50.48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :but ping is pretty good < 1419360997 896235 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 JOIN :#esoteric < 1419361371 96937 :J_Arcane!~chatzilla@dsl-trebrasgw1-50dff2-22.dhcp.inet.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://github.com/fuzxxl/Xorshift < 1419361765 614989 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :tbh I do not think haskell or C has any advantage here really < 1419361775 93518 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's a simple mathematical function with some running state < 1419361807 979867 :J_Arcane!~chatzilla@dsl-trebrasgw1-50dff2-22.dhcp.inet.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, it's the state that's the tricky part if I want to actually write it in Heresy. < 1419361868 985812 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :> let xss@(_:xs) = 1234 : map (doop (-27) . doop 25 . doop (-12)) xss; doop i x = x `xor` (x `shift` i); rng = map (\x -> (x :: Word64) * 2685821657736338717) in (take 10 xs, take 10 (map (`div` 2685821657736338717) rng)) < 1419361870 343051 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric : Couldn't match expected type ‘[a1]’ < 1419361870 386266 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric : with actual type ‘[GHC.Word.Word64] -> [GHC.Word.Word64]’ < 1419361881 527025 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :> let xss@(_:xs) = 1234 : map (doop (-27) . doop 25 . doop (-12)) xss; doop i x = x `xor` (x `shift` i); rng = map (\x -> (x :: Word64) * 2685821657736338717) xs in (take 10 xs, take 10 (map (`div` 2685821657736338717) rng)) < 1419361883 174201 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric : ([41406170598,1389699684410119595,46619205452378150570033046,156466283843221... < 1419361888 356031 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :> let xss@(_:xs) = 1234 : map (doop (-27) . doop 25 . doop (-12)) xss; doop i x = x `xor` (x `shift` i); rng = map (\x -> (x :: Word64) * 2685821657736338717) xs in (take 3 xs, take 3 (map (`div` 2685821657736338717) rng)) < 1419361890 269169 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric : ([41406170598,1389699684410119595,46619205452378150570033046],[5,2,2]) < 1419361894 801584 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, right, duh < 1419361912 519995 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :it would obviously be very bad if you could go from the output to the seed. < 1419362938 700452 :dts|pokeball!~DTSCode@unaffiliated/dtscode QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1419362980 21149 :dts|pokeball!~DTSCode@unaffiliated/dtscode JOIN :#esoteric < 1419363756 230029 :callforjudgement!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 JOIN :#esoteric < 1419363758 453128 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1419364207 94705 :scarf!~ais523@cpc6-king9-2-0-cust765.perr.cable.virginm.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1419364213 431687 :scarf!~ais523@cpc6-king9-2-0-cust765.perr.cable.virginm.net QUIT :Changing host < 1419364213 475019 :scarf!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 JOIN :#esoteric < 1419364409 244135 :callforjudgement!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 QUIT :Ping timeout: 258 seconds < 1419364720 438036 :scarf!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 QUIT : < 1419364734 232342 :scarf!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 JOIN :#esoteric < 1419365065 561738 :scarf!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1419365073 61040 :scarf!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 JOIN :#esoteric < 1419365101 851816 :Patashu!Patashu@c27-253-115-204.carlnfd2.nsw.optusnet.com.au JOIN :#esoteric < 1419365157 794139 :digitalcold!~redacted@192.73.232.206 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1419365189 936894 :digitalcold!~redacted@192.73.232.206 JOIN :#esoteric < 1419365394 992042 :idris-bot!~ircslave@dslb-088-077-173-086.088.077.pools.vodafone-ip.de QUIT :Quit: Terminated < 1419365413 915808 :idris-bot!~ircslave@dslb-088-077-173-086.088.077.pools.vodafone-ip.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1419365923 511938 :J_Arcane!~chatzilla@dsl-trebrasgw1-50dff2-22.dhcp.inet.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :CL's bit operators have such nicer names than Scheme and Racket ... < 1419366186 615893 :scarf!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 NICK :ais523 < 1419366365 920110 :Patashu!Patashu@c27-253-115-204.carlnfd2.nsw.optusnet.com.au QUIT :Ping timeout: 272 seconds < 1419367066 165029 :mihow!~mihow@108.30.58.169 JOIN :#esoteric < 1419367563 417368 :`^_^v!~nycs@gw.hq.meetup.com QUIT :Quit: This computer has gone to sleep < 1419368531 87648 :MoALTz!~no@user-164-126-31-182.play-internet.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1419368847 764540 :GeekDude!~GeekDude@unaffiliated/g33kdude NICK :GeekAfk < 1419368881 63262 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1419368891 672171 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 JOIN :#esoteric < 1419369311 692622 :GeekAfk!~GeekDude@unaffiliated/g33kdude NICK :GeekDude < 1419369820 344970 :J_Arcane!~chatzilla@dsl-trebrasgw1-50dff2-22.dhcp.inet.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :man, I am really an idiot sometimes. < 1419369889 385112 :FireFly!~firefly@firefly.xen.prgmr.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :J_Arcane: what are the bit operator names in those lisps? < 1419369939 45735 :J_Arcane!~chatzilla@dsl-trebrasgw1-50dff2-22.dhcp.inet.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :FireFly: in CL, they're ash, logand, logxor, etc. In Racket/Scheme they're the interminably long arithmetic-shift, bitwise-and, bitwise-xor, etc. < 1419369957 455350 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :at least it's not call-with-current-continuation < 1419369994 54344 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :J_Arcane: incidentally, *log*and? < 1419369997 47408 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :shouldn't it be bitand or something < 1419370013 178905 :J_Arcane!~chatzilla@dsl-trebrasgw1-50dff2-22.dhcp.inet.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: well, that makes a little more sense I agree. Probably what I would use. < 1419370022 703599 :J_Arcane!~chatzilla@dsl-trebrasgw1-50dff2-22.dhcp.inet.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :but at least it's consistent and still not so verbose. < 1419370617 317769 :J_Arcane!~chatzilla@dsl-trebrasgw1-50dff2-22.dhcp.inet.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hah hah. Well, it's not at all functional code, but I have managed to write an xorshift* generator in Racket now. < 1419370677 73206 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1419371070 251087 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :...how do you pronounce "xor" < 1419371070 396945 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: [SyntaxError] Unexpected token . < 1419371073 354080 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1419371073 462720 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: [SyntaxError] Unexpected token . < 1419371076 891183 :ChanServ!ChanServ@services. MODE #esoteric +o :elliott > 1419371076 934582 NAMES :#esoteric < 1419371082 199736 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott KICK #esoteric jslave :pick a different prefix < 1419371082 309182 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1419371085 978388 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1419371086 123309 :jslave!~jslave@koln-4db40e15.pool.mediaWays.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: [SyntaxError] Unexpected token . < 1419371100 632283 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :hey, I think jmaster is hagb4rd. < 1419371103 914839 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, whatever < 1419371110 732535 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott MODE #esoteric +b :*!*jslave@* > 1419371110 757367 NAMES :#esoteric < 1419371119 607105 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott KICK #esoteric jslave :pick a different prefix and don't rejoin when kicked < 1419371121 798944 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott MODE #esoteric -o :elliott > 1419371121 825421 NAMES :#esoteric < 1419371149 127644 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :. o O ( It had it coming... ) < 1419371170 636495 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: it especially had it coming if its owner is the ban-evader I think they are < 1419371218 907632 :J_Arcane!~chatzilla@dsl-trebrasgw1-50dff2-22.dhcp.inet.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Basically, I think the xorshift algo in particular is rather explicitly dependent on repeatedly mutating a state variable, because it's all about fun with fixed bitwise math. The only way I could do it was importing the "racket/unsafe/ops" library, just to have proper 'rolling over' random values. And even then I don't think it works quite right (because it's not using unsigned ints for fixnums) < 1419371232 556892 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :for reference, hagb4rd is the only person to have ever logged on from koln.*mediaWays, afaik < 1419371235 328354 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie QUIT :Quit: Coyote finally caught me < 1419371259 109548 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie JOIN :#esoteric < 1419371272 705943 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :also, they joined and started botting without any introduction. and act like hagb4rd. < 1419371304 622548 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :jmaster: hi, I have strong suspicions that you are a repeat ban evader; apologies if you're not but please respond to this message < 1419371306 637561 :nortti!nortti@nano.smar.fi NICK :lawspeaker < 1419371316 586190 :lawspeaker!nortti@nano.smar.fi NICK :nortti < 1419371336 862096 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :hagb4rd is on like the world's longest quest to ensure nobody will ever, ever think about unbanning him, ever < 1419371362 264009 :nortti!nortti@nano.smar.fi NICK :lawspeaker < 1419371371 763225 :lawspeaker!nortti@nano.smar.fi NICK :nortti < 1419371502 357897 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1419371508 160760 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :you know, maybe I should have just left his entire ISP unbanned. < 1419371513 509050 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :it was only days ago I removed that, wasn't it? < 1419371516 702180 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :er, *banned. < 1419371604 23854 :ChanServ!ChanServ@services. MODE #esoteric +o :ais523 > 1419371604 50303 NAMES :#esoteric < 1419371621 895685 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 KICK #esoteric jmaster :if we say "please say something to prove you're human", you should do that < 1419371624 228509 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 MODE #esoteric -o :ais523 > 1419371624 251319 NAMES :#esoteric < 1419371637 573785 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: err, I'm sure they're human < 1419371639 66856 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :they talked like one < 1419371645 49583 :J_Arcane!~chatzilla@dsl-trebrasgw1-50dff2-22.dhcp.inet.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :anyway, I need sleep. and tomorrow is bloody Christmas eve, so probably if I do anything about randoms in Heresy at all this weekend, it'll be just importing the Racket generator and being done with it. < 1419371645 92797 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :they're almost certainly hagb4rd, on the other hand, so I don't object < 1419371658 172068 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :you should maybe /msg them asking if they are, he usually admits to it < 1419371663 302532 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :btw, for those following along at home, hagb4rd was initially permabanned almost 18 months ago < 1419371672 289465 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :treating ban evaders as spambots is funny anyway < 1419371677 154300 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :thus proving that as long as you never give up, you can achieve anything < 1419371697 104211 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it could just be autojoin? < 1419371703 49289 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: to be fair my evidence is just ISP + location (the "koln" from the mediaWays IP) + typing style + coming in and talking/botting without introduction or anything < 1419371706 115622 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1419371706 159042 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :he's used many nicks < 1419371711 403329 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :webirc to evade < 1419371711 522245 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :nicks don't change autojoin < 1419371715 153236 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :(multiple webircs) < 1419371717 295520 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :pretended to not be him < 1419371730 727239 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :the first thing he did was rot13'd his nick so we wouldn't recognise him, I think... < 1419371733 741419 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :that was literally days after being banned < 1419371743 956704 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :you have to suspect learning difficulty at that point < 1419371745 55114 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :also, he really hates me, and insults me to oerjan or something whenever I ban him again < 1419371755 746993 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: I can assure you, he knows he's banned < 1419371760 633134 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :he's tried to get me to unban him because it's "been so long" < 1419371768 649016 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: I know, but I mean, assuming that that would get around a filter < 1419371773 473107 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :without mentioning that (a) that ban was a permanent one after a last straw, and (b) he's been evading since < 1419371779 566263 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: it actually worked for a few days < 1419371784 182197 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :most people don't rot13 people's nicks... < 1419371797 79096 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think he got banned based on behaviour before it was realised it was rot13 < 1419371812 713240 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :also, probably talking about him will encourage him? but whatever < 1419371813 391193 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm. ryyvbgg < 1419371827 649631 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :would strike me as unreadable, but not familiar ;-) < 1419371846 472347 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :it was "untoneq" or something < 1419371849 109386 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :(vag-r has a problem) < 1419371860 144554 :mitchs!~canissimi@unaffiliated/canissimia JOIN :#esoteric < 1419371863 885480 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: how do you feel about banning every mediaWays user from the city of koln, germany < 1419371873 281479 :CrazyM4n!~CrazyM4n@ip70-162-52-61.ph.ph.cox.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1419371876 453793 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :(aka, just hagb4rd) < 1419371893 562971 :glguy!~glguy@unaffiliated/glguy PRIVMSG #esoteric :It feels good to be able to sit back and now worry about who's who and needs banning. Go elliott ! < 1419371897 892642 :glguy!~glguy@unaffiliated/glguy PRIVMSG #esoteric :not worry* < 1419371898 804412 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :in smallish channels, broad bans are often OK because people will contact you separately if they need to join < 1419372143 230842 :ZuuSanta!~zuu@unaffiliated/zuu QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1419372181 201243 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover JOIN :#esoteric < 1419372182 897923 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :glguy: haha < 1419372185 334679 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :would you like ops here too? < 1419372203 496393 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :opping people who haven't been around for years normally tends to be a bad idea < 1419372212 586659 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :doesn't mean it doesn't happen anyway, but… < 1419372230 21499 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :do hostname bans apply to webchat, or just IP < 1419372235 389679 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :they made IP ones apply recently I think < 1419372243 427746 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: I think this is part of a #haskell conspiracy to take over this channel. < 1419372271 838834 :glguy!~glguy@unaffiliated/glguy PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'd prefer to have no op responsibilities. ^_^ < 1419372279 44824 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :I kind of enjoy catching repeat ban evaders < 1419372285 16724 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :with everyone else you have to wonder if you've made the right decision < 1419372291 956569 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :so it's nice when people make it unambiguous < 1419372301 92865 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :(hagb4rd: this is not an encouragement) < 1419372310 857961 :glguy!~glguy@unaffiliated/glguy PRIVMSG #esoteric :The shiny of channel moderation wore off < 1419372339 748247 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :being vs. not being an op is like a tradeoff of "I can't make this person go away" vs. "I have to worry about making everyone who needs to go away go away" < 1419372368 681602 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-58-35.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Use a client-side filter if you don't like them, is one option. < 1419372377 485728 :glguy!~glguy@unaffiliated/glguy PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, I know all about the trade off. I still do the work in #haskell < 1419372394 272892 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :you're stronger than I am < 1419372423 848514 :ChanServ!ChanServ@services. MODE #esoteric +o :elliott > 1419372423 875188 NAMES :#esoteric < 1419372426 550840 :glguy!~glguy@unaffiliated/glguy PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's draining. I don't need to do more! < 1419372434 469163 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott MODE #esoteric +b :*!*@koln*.pool.mediaWays.net > 1419372434 494390 NAMES :#esoteric < 1419372437 653549 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott MODE #esoteric -o :elliott > 1419372437 685138 NAMES :#esoteric < 1419372467 152260 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think the more time I spend as an op the greater the portion of a channel I want to ban out of annoyance from having to be an op < 1419372472 894941 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, #esoteric is easy since it's so sleepy < 1419372485 15389 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-58-35.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do you know Freenode has NOOP and NEVEROP settings? It says it prevent you from added to access lists. < 1419372538 828318 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-58-35.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :(I use these settings myself too) < 1419372617 244529 :Solace|zzz!uid52684@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-ysxrvigjeqclkfyq JOIN :#esoteric < 1419372684 895910 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :asm volatile ("nop; nvop" : : : "memory") < 1419372714 204311 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :is nvop like... very no operation < 1419372724 749120 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, ; is bad. should use \n\t < 1419372991 992988 :Zuu!~zuu@unaffiliated/zuu JOIN :#esoteric < 1419373218 230994 :mitchs!~canissimi@unaffiliated/canissimia QUIT :Ping timeout: 258 seconds < 1419373736 607868 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1419374098 310462 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@messages- < 1419374098 384227 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e said 5h 16m 54s ago: Oh this may be useful for Haskell golfing: If you ever need Data.Bits, you can import Foreign instead. (It also exports Data.Int and Data.Word) < 1419374104 818404 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: fancy < 1419374383 909944 :oren!~oren@nrba4-34.onlink.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 272 seconds < 1419374561 872671 :callforjudgement!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 JOIN :#esoteric < 1419374580 622604 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1419374885 551311 :boily!~alexandre@173.181.244.161 JOIN :#esoteric < 1419375005 278164 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :buoily sera < 1419375064 500668 :boily!~alexandre@173.181.244.161 PRIVMSG #esoteric :bună serjana. < 1419375076 732143 :boily!~alexandre@173.181.244.161 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm in a bus. are you in a bus? < 1419375095 463423 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :no, i'm in a sofa. which is not in a bus. < 1419375101 923738 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :or wait < 1419375104 960319 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :*on < 1419375137 402918 :boily!~alexandre@173.181.244.161 PRIVMSG #esoteric :prepositions shmepositions. I say “in”. < 1419375155 94399 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm still not sure < 1419375168 243508 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's "i" in norwegian, anyway < 1419375203 880928 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm just trying to clarify i haven't been eaten by murder furniture < 1419375214 352831 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :(hm time to google) < 1419375238 204777 :boily!~alexandre@173.181.244.161 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Scandinavian Design Murder Furniture: the new Ikea collection. < 1419375314 312359 :glguy!~glguy@unaffiliated/glguy PRIVMSG #esoteric :You *hide* in a sofa < 1419375385 526843 :boily!~alexandre@173.181.244.161 PRIVMSG #esoteric :québécois verb of the day: s'effouérer. example: «j'me suis effouéré su'l'divan.» < 1419375397 598207 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :going by bus, on a bus, inside the bus. < 1419375407 627166 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm am i imagining a john cleese sketch that doesn't exist in this universe < 1419375415 449367 :boily!~alexandre@173.181.244.161 PRIVMSG #esoteric :(s'effouérer: v.i. to adopt a post-modern horizontal un-feng-shui position.) < 1419375423 15715 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: hmm, Ikea has those great names ... < 1419375474 306965 :boily!~alexandre@173.181.244.161 PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: I'm convinced Ikea names are sombre subliminal messages to mess with your consumer mind. < 1419375482 610351 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now I'm wondering what that murder furniture would be called < 1419375536 857692 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :To be fair, it's hard not to mess with people's minds. < 1419375544 548644 :boily!~alexandre@173.181.244.161 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ĀĀĀĀĀGH (it's a cabinet. a very gloomy loomy cabinet.) < 1419375564 277993 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: HANNIBAL hth < 1419375581 840749 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan, boily: I like both < 1419375605 631554 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :mine has the advantage of being plausible if you know swedish hth < 1419375661 345979 :boily!~alexandre@173.181.244.161 PRIVMSG #esoteric :mine will titillate the exotropism of naïve consumers by having an audacious concentration of ā ^^ < 1419375701 10479 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: i suggest we use mine for the nordic market and yours for the us, then < 1419375720 141098 :boily!~alexandre@173.181.244.161 PRIVMSG #esoteric :deal. < 1419375810 781117 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :back to trying to find the sketch. maybe it wasn't john cleese after all. < 1419375955 980764 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :it doesn't help that i don't remember what the murder chair was called in english < 1419375972 852224 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :and that this was back in the 80s or perhaps even 70s < 1419376039 340548 :boily!~alexandre@173.181.244.161 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't believe people who say they were alive during the 80s. < 1419376050 943841 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :OKAY < 1419376074 91562 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :fine, i'm trying to find a reference for my implanted fake memory of this sketch, anyhow < 1419376093 664146 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: If it was called "executive chair" you'll never find it. < 1419376152 696622 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ouch < 1419376184 245543 :boily!~alexandre@173.181.244.161 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION hides the fact that he turns 26 tomorrow. < 1419376230 236989 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: are you still counting years in decimal? < 1419376240 930592 :boily!~alexandre@173.181.244.161 PRIVMSG #esoteric :usually. < 1419376255 648625 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: i'm sorry only i am allowed to be older than oren hth < 1419376272 837786 :boily!~alexandre@173.181.244.161 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah? < 1419376280 58060 :Sprocklem!~sprocklem@unaffiliated/sprocklem JOIN :#esoteric < 1419376283 696855 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think that is established now < 1419376286 961406 :boily!~alexandre@173.181.244.161 PRIVMSG #esoteric :@ask oren What are your approximate ages? < 1419376287 4587 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@silicon.int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :Consider it noted. < 1419376298 757435 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't think we have much choice in the matter. < 1419376370 478748 :boily!~alexandre@173.181.244.161 PRIVMSG #esoteric :choice is an illusion. war is peace. ketchup is a vegetable. < 1419376412 228765 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION gives up the search and just accepts having shifted to a different universe < 1419376460 657747 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ketchup, hmm. Well, there's sugar, usually made from plants, vinegar, some wood perhaps?, and most ketchup claims to contain tomatoes. < 1419376512 96446 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :"usually" < 1419376518 549506 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :(I really don't know what cheap vinegar is made from... let me ask aunt google) < 1419376558 486355 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i know cheap vanilla is made from wood, but i thought vinegar was merely alcohol that had been allowed to go bad < 1419376581 667935 :boily!~alexandre@173.181.244.161 PRIVMSG #esoteric :wooden vanilla? I thought it was only artificial synthesis... < 1419376597 576546 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: wood is the basis for the synthesis < 1419376599 818707 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan, so then where do they get cheap alcohol? < 1419376606 245449 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :Interesting. "Vinegar made from beer is produced in the United Kingdom, Germany, Austria, and the Netherlands." < 1419376610 755766 :boily!~alexandre@173.181.244.161 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think white vinegar is made from malt. consulting uncle wikipédia... < 1419376625 86729 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: well methanol is known as wood alcohol, so if you want it so cheap that you die of it... < 1419376646 689974 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :"It is sometimes derived from petroleum." yay. < 1419376663 510736 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :beer vinegar is the same as malt, more or less < 1419376748 960433 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :but basically it seems to be "anything that contains alcohol and isn't too lethal by itself." < 1419376893 498651 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION didn't know there were that many types of vinegar, although it's obvious in retrospect < 1419376924 135265 :boily!~alexandre@173.181.244.161 PRIVMSG #esoteric :“1-Propanol is thought to be similar to ethanol in its effects on human body, but 2-4 times more potent.” < 1419377107 216310 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :wtf there is a vanilla flavoring made from beavers < 1419377127 338625 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :are vegetarians allowed to eat that? < 1419377128 503998 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: yes, from beavers' assholes or something < 1419377150 1397 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :I check IRC and all I see is "beavers' assholes" < 1419377156 863602 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: most probably are, just like how they're allowed to drink milk, but it depends on their individual choices < 1419377161 836826 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: nice < 1419377169 395297 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :vegetarians come in all kinds of variants < 1419377213 656802 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :ohai elliott < 1419377245 643725 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castoreum < 1419377246 132836 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Perhaps I also shouldn't ask whether they are allowed to do it; these constraints are self-induced more often than not, with some notable ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegetarianism_and_religion ) exceptions) < 1419377265 744722 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: probably more relevant to ask it of vegans < 1419377275 582014 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :probably. < 1419377301 56027 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sorry, the moment of curiosity passed. < 1419377321 241982 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: yes, it's not really "allowed" < 1419377391 255585 :boily!~alexandre@173.181.244.161 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I see dietetary constraints as a challenge: what's the tastiest stuff I can muster within a given frameset. < 1419377420 968832 :boily!~alexandre@173.181.244.161 PRIVMSG #esoteric :(my goto secret ingredient: hoisin sauce.) < 1419377433 650066 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: I think the people with dietary constraints for health reasons (allergies) don't see it like that < 1419377519 487918 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm sure they do pereceive it as a challenge :-/ < 1419377542 752397 :boily!~alexandre@173.181.244.161 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's not a constraint, it's an impediment. (to the tune of "not a bug, a feature") < 1419377591 647884 :boily!~alexandre@173.181.244.161 PRIVMSG #esoteric :but b_jonas has a point. I can't eat mussels. (well, I can. but then I'll be tasting the same mussel twice.) < 1419377665 462696 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does it extend to any other kind of sea food? < 1419377690 35419 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :luckily I don't have health-enforced dietary restrictions < 1419377700 704558 :boily!~alexandre@173.181.244.161 PRIVMSG #esoteric :no, only them. I'd be very sad if I were intolerant of any other seafoods. < 1419377727 104437 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :but many people do. doctors keep labelling lots of people as lactose-intolerant, it's the newest fashionable illness I think. < 1419377736 483313 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'd say that just mussels aren't a big loss. < 1419377752 338471 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :they tried it on me once too, more than a decade ago, but luckily it didn't stick. < 1419377831 726476 :boily!~alexandre@173.181.244.161 PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: to compensate, I eat the fungot out of calamaris and squids and clams and shrimps and everything else that tries to hide itself inside a shell. < 1419377831 769704 :fungot!fis@selene.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: agora alice c64 ct darwin discworld europarl ff7 fisher ic irc* jargon lovecraft nethack pa speeches ss wp < 1419377848 954354 :boily!~alexandre@173.181.244.161 PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: yes. < 1419377849 158181 :fungot!fis@selene.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: it's just so stupid that ' stty erase h' has that as their whole fnord range of the ' ' ' delete a value of type " airbus is a big fan of avril....but this song " there aren't any penguins this far inland. there's nothing to take on < 1419377864 865988 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION knows of one severe case of lactose intolerance, where the result would be vomiting (rather than unspecific tiredness and perhaps the occasional stomach ache) < 1419377923 360347 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :tbh I don't even know why you'd want to eat the toes of a lack < 1419377934 498596 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :stick to its muscles (unless you're boily) < 1419377953 750608 :boily!~alexandre@173.181.244.161 PRIVMSG #esoteric :moar delicious innards! < 1419377958 420848 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION swats elliott < 1419377963 436150 :boily!~alexandre@173.181.244.161 PRIVMSG #esoteric :(btw, what's a lack?) < 1419377971 204511 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: absence < 1419377971 977514 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :something that has toes < 1419377987 274136 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :ISTR Finland has a good high score in lactose intolerance. < 1419378006 914143 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Relatively speaking, anyway. < 1419378007 364398 :boily!~alexandre@173.181.244.161 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION mapoles elliott < 1419378016 550606 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :There are some places where it's like 90%. < 1419378021 620474 :elliott!~elliott@unaffiliated/elliott PRIVMSG #esoteric :wyh would a ma even have a pole. tahts too violent for a mother < 1419378031 594849 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :the problem is that lactose intolerance alone is something you can actually base a seemingly reasonable diet on, so people are more incilned to believe their doctor when she says their child has it; whereas gluten allergy is much harder to accomodate, so people are more likely to verify it before they try to. < 1419378046 60934 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :elliott: clearly you've never tamed 5 little brats at the same time < 1419378066 530291 :boily!~alexandre@173.181.244.161 PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: you're a mother? < 1419378071 46683 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :No :P < 1419378155 876451 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :Much to the advantage of my children I'm not a father either. < 1419378163 679920 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :still, I wouldn't be happy to try either < 1419378222 989783 :glguy!~glguy@unaffiliated/glguy PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: You'd be a bad influence on them so it's best that you don't take on the role? < 1419378240 523606 :boily!~alexandre@173.181.244.161 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I believe in int-e's maternal instincts. < 1419378251 348293 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :glguy: something like that < 1419378681 372402 :evalj!~jeval@BC064A28.dsl.pool.telekom.hu QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1419378819 480108 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric : int-e: to compensate, I eat the fungot out of calamaris and squids and clams and shrimps and everything else that tries to hide itself inside a shell. <-- huh i don't even think of clams as something different than mussels... < 1419378819 587144 :fungot!fis@selene.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: ( c) a player < 1419379009 919018 :boily!~alexandre@173.181.244.161 PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: I'll take Random Choice Questions for 200 zorkmids. < 1419379010 100100 :fungot!fis@selene.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: or is it just me, or i: yet, you rogue! they're my friends! you are crono. why not? < 1419379036 378671 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :wow, you actually got a question out of fungot. < 1419379036 615360 :fungot!fis@selene.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: to " print" statement should always remember the songs on p2p apps in scheme, besides, was not beyond normal credibility holidays but that is amazing. i believe, on the one hand, and caused the seal of that great people were peculiar. anteeks ett olen tyhm. tai no fnord min. c++ is plain, and :) which i not yet can see as " at least, that is expressions which have not been able, to assume responsibilities. he went on, " < 1419379089 101590 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :Perfectly on topic. < 1419379108 974745 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :^style < 1419379109 67007 :fungot!fis@selene.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Available: agora alice c64 ct darwin discworld enron europarl ff7 fisher fungot* homestuck ic irc iwcs jargon lovecraft nethack oots pa qwantz sms speeches ss wp youtube < 1419379127 276022 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :(And I didn't even think of fungot when I changed the topic.) < 1419379127 368009 :fungot!fis@selene.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: or is it just me, or i: yet, you rogue! a top secret document has been left behind? marle better than " princess,' the chosen time has come! he's strong and he's gonna thrash those monsters! yea, each player's score is set to eir bvlop < 1419379149 834424 :boily!~alexandre@173.181.244.161 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: well, clam is kinda ambiguous... with «palourde» even more so. < 1419379172 785839 :boily!~alexandre@173.181.244.161 PRIVMSG #esoteric :(surf clam sashimi is delicious!) < 1419379189 705252 :boily!~alexandre@173.181.244.161 PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: there's an understanding between fungot and me. we connect on another level. < 1419379189 788827 :fungot!fis@selene.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: or is it just me, or i: yet, you rogue! explain why haskell is a lot easier life, some feathering, and are, going a little far and its kind, but my watch it toast our land! now we'll have some peace! magus is a tad on the spooky side. our only hope.