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00:00:02 <Sgeo_> o.O NT was released before 95
00:00:06 <shachaf> Taneb: if you solve the Chu space crossword puzzle at <http://thue.stanford.edu/puzzle.html>, you could win $2000 from Vaughan Pratt
00:00:20 <shachaf> Taneb: that's enough for air fare to berkeley, where you can have poutine
00:00:27 <boily> Sgello_. NT was released before???
00:00:37 <Taneb> shachaf, this sounds like a plan which doesn't have any flaws whatsoever
00:01:01 <boily> the plan with no flaw is not the true plan.
00:01:20 <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb invent the true plan
00:01:28 <pikhq> Yeah, NT was released in '93.
00:03:03 <pikhq> There's not *much* reason Windows 95 couldn't have used NTFS (aside from the obvious one of "oh sweet jesus we don't want to change more than we have to, cause Windows software be crazy.")
00:03:09 <olsner> I wonder if NTFS isn't older than NT, or if it was only known as HPFS at that time
00:03:20 <oerjan> for a true plan, you should ask Jim from darths & droids, unfortunately he's also in california so it won't help here.
00:03:21 <pikhq> NTFS is a fork of HPFS.
00:03:25 <olsner> NTFS probably required proper OS features
00:03:33 <olsner> like, virtual memory perhaps?
00:03:34 <Taneb> shachaf, is that asking whether the language defined has countable members?
00:04:04 <pikhq> olsner: Win95 has virtual memory.
00:04:28 <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb, imho maybe
00:04:36 <pikhq> Also, I doubt it. You could quite reasonably write an aftermarket NTFS for DOS thing. :)
00:05:36 <olsner> yeah :) I meant more that the code for NTFS required ... stuff, not that the file system itself somehow does
00:06:14 <Taneb> (well, I don't think it's technically a language in the infinite case, but...)
00:06:49 <Sgeo_> I think the Win95 installer wants scratch space
00:07:47 <Sgeo_> I don't think the Win98 installer DOS has format.exe
00:09:15 <shachaf> Taneb: whoa whoa whoa
00:09:20 <shachaf> Proposed solution (March 23, 2015)
00:09:28 <shachaf> i never saw that
00:14:04 <Sgeo_> Ooh the Win98 installer formats the disk automatically, I could try that
00:16:47 <Sgeo_> I think the little "This is why windows is great" things is tied to fily copy progress
00:16:51 <Sgeo_> They go by too fast to read
00:17:18 <ais523> Sgeo_: what are you trying to do here?
00:17:40 <Sgeo_> Wanted to install Windows 95 to a VM. Gave up for a bit so installing Windows 98 to a VM
00:17:53 <Sgeo_> Glad I did because the 98 installer will do what I need for 95, I think
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00:20:18 <ais523> OK
00:20:19 <Taneb> `relcome toxolotl
00:20:27 <HackEgo> toxolotl: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: <http://esolangs.org/>. (For the other kind of esoterica, try #esoteric on EFnet or DALnet.)
00:20:40 <ais523> I was worried that it was something insane like needing a disk formatted as FAT16 and Windows 95 was the only program old enough to do it
00:21:07 <shachaf> I remember when we only had the Windows 95 upgrade edition.
00:21:19 <shachaf> So we'd need to put in the Windows 3.11 floppy in order to install.
00:21:28 <olsner> Sgeo_: with a windows 9x VM you could get ms comic chat going (though it does tend to crash on normal IRC traffic)
00:21:41 <shachaf> Or maybe it was both Windows 95 and Windows 98 upgrade editions?
00:21:45 <shachaf> It was a big mess, anyway.
00:22:28 <Sgeo_> ais523, I was dumb enough to grant a program on the WIndows 95 disk (that I don't know where it came from so might be genuine) admin on my real 8.1 machine in hopes that it would work. It bluescreened me, and hopefully was just a bad compatibility issue and not actual malware from 2007
00:22:36 <Sgeo_> *so might not be genuine
00:23:14 <Sgeo_> Although if you were to plant malware in a pirated OS, I think you'd go for the OS itself, not in the CDEXPO program
00:23:27 <ais523> Sgeo_: if it is actual malware from 2007, then any modern antivirus should be able to find it
00:23:55 <ais523> also, why would malware from 2007 end up on a windows 95 disk?
00:24:18 <Sgeo_> I obtained the .iso file in 2007. I don't remember where I obtained it from.
00:26:24 <pikhq> ais523: Literally anything that can do FAT can do FAT 16 though.
00:26:27 <Sgeo_> Yay Win95 setup wrking
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00:26:56 <ais523> pikhq: including formatting programs?
00:26:59 <pikhq> Fun fact: FAT32 has a *minimum* volume size of 32MB.
00:27:23 <Sgeo_> Eh, Win95 wants a "20-digit Product Identification Number"
00:27:58 <ais523> Sgeo_: that's printed on the CD case, I think
00:28:07 <ais523> or on the computer
00:28:27 <pikhq> As a consequence of that, pretty much anything has to do FAT16 just to handle the full range of volume sizes.
00:28:50 <ais523> what about ext2? can you sensibly format a floppy like that?
00:29:12 <pikhq> Yes.
00:29:39 <pikhq> FAT32 is unique in having a minimum volume size (beyond "large enough to fit fundamental data structures")
00:29:57 <pikhq> (also, I have *done* such a floppy)
00:30:35 <pikhq> What's slightly trickier would be a FAT12 formatter.
00:30:48 <pikhq> Though IIRC Windows' formatter and mkdosfs both do that.
00:30:50 <ais523> I didn't know there was a FAT12
00:31:16 <Lyka> floppy disks
00:31:34 <pikhq> As well as very (very) old hard drives.
00:31:46 <Lyka> max size 20 mb
00:32:12 <pikhq> But yeah, floppies in FAT are FAT12 as a rule.
00:33:41 <pikhq> Somewhat unrelatedly, fuck ExFAT.
00:34:32 <Lyka> what's wrong with exfat? nobody ever tells me
00:34:56 <pikhq> MS asserts unspecified patents on it making it impractical to implement in a sane fashion.
00:35:24 <pikhq> ... Erm. In a sane fashion for many vendors.
00:36:21 <ais523> huh, Perl now has a warning for trying to create an infinitely long string using syntax like "a" x "Inf"
00:36:27 <ais523> I wonder what that did before
00:36:40 <ais523> IMO it should just create an infinitely long string, but I guess I'm in the minority here
00:37:06 <Lyka> why is linux ntfs support so slow?
00:37:36 <Lyka> i mean, write speeds
00:38:16 <ais523> Linux NTFS write support is relatively new, that might be related but I'm not sure
00:38:50 <pikhq> Are we talking the kernel NTFS or the FUSE one?
00:39:07 <Lyka> whichever ubuntu 15.04 uses
00:39:15 <pikhq> Probably the FUSE one then.
00:39:22 <ais523> huh, I would have guessed kernel
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00:47:03 <ais523> "Code like /$a[/ used to read the next line of input and treat it as though it came immediately after the opening bracket."
00:47:07 <ais523> wow that's a weird bug
00:47:11 <ais523> sort-of like Shellshock
00:47:31 <ais523> I wonder if it works in interpolated code? I'm guessing no without an eval, in which case it's unexpolitable
00:48:08 <ais523> oh, unexploitable anyway; it lets bits of the code you can't control affect bits of the code you can, which is the opposite of exploitable, really
00:48:19 <ais523> most you could potentially do is get hold of what one line of source looks like
00:48:54 <Sgeo_> I have a chart of OEM keys, but I don't know which version of Windows 95 this is
00:49:31 <Sgeo_> If the bits of code you can't control attempts to process the bits of code you can, could htat be a problem?
00:50:05 <pikhq> Sgeo_: What are the options of versions?
00:50:22 <ais523> `perl -e print 33 x ~3
00:50:23 <HackEgo> panic: memory wrap at -e line 1.
00:50:43 <Sgeo_> Windows 95 OEM Version, Windows 95 OEM Version (02) ... (16)
00:50:46 <ais523> apparently that's actually the intended output
00:50:49 <Sgeo_> It's definitely an OEM version
00:54:33 <Sgeo_> I think they all work
00:54:36 <ais523> `perl -e "${<<X}"
00:54:37 <HackEgo> Can't find string terminator "X" anywhere before EOF at -e line 1.
00:54:45 <ais523> `perl --version
00:54:46 <HackEgo> ​ \ This is perl 5, version 14, subversion 2 (v5.14.2) built for x86_64-linux-gnu-thread-multi \ (with 88 registered patches, see perl -V for more detail) \ \ Copyright 1987-2011, Larry Wall \ \ Perl may be copied only under the terms of either the Artistic License or the \ GNU General Public License, which may be found in the Perl 5 source kit
00:54:51 <ais523> aha, too early to crash
00:55:24 <Sgeo_> "System error Cannot read from drive A"
00:55:27 <ais523> `perl -e s/${<>{}}//
00:55:28 <HackEgo> syntax error at -e line 1, near "<>{" \ Execution of -e aborted due to compilation errors.
00:55:39 <ais523> wait
00:55:42 <ais523> `perl -e s/${<>{})//
00:55:43 <HackEgo> syntax error at -e line 1, near "<>{" \ Missing right curly or square bracket at -e line 1, within pattern \ Execution of -e aborted due to compilation errors.
00:55:53 <ais523> what a bizarre line of code
00:56:00 <ais523> although it's managing not to crash
00:58:10 <Sgeo_> So now two CD drives attached, Win98 in first one, Win95 in second
01:01:03 <Sgeo_> Windows Protection Error
01:02:31 <Taneb> I think I've written a (deliberately bad) fizzbuzz which runs in O(n^5) time
01:03:13 <nys> !
01:03:58 <Taneb> No, only O(n^4) I think
01:05:02 <ais523> Taneb: is it plausible-looking code, or does it have no obvious scope for optimization?
01:05:21 <Taneb> ais523, it's plausible code written by a Haskell beginner
01:05:40 <Taneb> Who is new to programming
01:05:52 <Taneb> There is so much obvious room for optimization
01:06:29 <ais523> hmm, now I'm wondering what the computational order of a Prolog FizzBuzz that doesn't use "is" is
01:06:34 <ais523> written in the most obvious way
01:06:35 <Sgeo_> Putting an execution cap of 20% worked
01:06:38 <ais523> probably O(n^2)
01:06:49 <Sgeo_> So I guess the CPU's too fast. There is a patch for it, not sure if I should bother
01:08:39 <Taneb> Experimentally, it seems roughly O(n^3.3)
01:11:35 <Taneb> Which seems odd
01:11:48 <ais523> compiler optimizations? cache effects?
01:12:03 <Taneb> Maybe...
01:12:06 * Sgeo_ puts down Win95 for now
01:12:39 <Taneb> I don't want to run this with -O0, though, it took 4 minutes for n=3000 (no options to GHC), and I'm running it with n=4000 now
01:13:33 <Sgeo_> Why is a restart required between partitioning and formatting?
01:15:01 <Lyka> since whe?
01:15:04 <Lyka> *when
01:15:09 <Taneb> ais523, I'm just surprised it's a non-integer exponent
01:15:38 <Taneb> Looking at the program I think it's probably quartic
01:15:43 <Phantom_Hoover> noninteger exponents aren't that uncommon are they?
01:16:05 <Taneb> Phantom_Hoover, I've never really encountered them?
01:16:32 <Phantom_Hoover> i remember some Big Important Algorithm having one but not what it was
01:16:33 <Lyka> 4^.5?
01:16:45 <Sgeo_> Lyka, since DOS or Windows98's DOS or something
01:16:50 <Phantom_Hoover> an obvious practical example though is the trace of a matrix with n entries
01:17:17 <oerjan> Phantom_Hoover: matrix multiplication?
01:17:17 <Phantom_Hoover> though you normally use side length as the n with matrix algorithms...
01:17:54 <Lyka> x^(y/z) = (z_root(x))^y
01:17:56 <Phantom_Hoover> oerjan, probably that, yeah
01:19:18 <oerjan> "The current O(n^k) algorithm with the lowest known exponent k is a generalization of the Coppersmith–Winograd algorithm that has an asymptotic complexity of O(n^2.3728639), by François Le Gall."
01:19:41 <oerjan> although some people suspect the limit is actually 2
01:19:46 <oerjan> iirc
01:19:47 <Lyka> what does "polynomial time" mean?
01:20:00 <oerjan> Lyka: in time bounded by a polynomial of input size
01:20:35 <Phantom_Hoover> O(n^k) execution time, more or less
01:21:29 <oerjan> you can always use n^k because any other polynomial has one of those as an upper bound (once n > 1)
01:22:06 <oerjan> (note n is the input size and k is a constant)
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01:27:15 <oerjan> `welcome Hallucinate_
01:27:16 <HackEgo> Hallucinate_: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: <http://esolangs.org/>. (For the other kind of esoterica, try #esoteric on EFnet or DALnet.)
01:27:28 <Taneb> ais523, http://lpaste.net/4279646507705040896 is the source if you want to look
01:28:13 <ais523> let's see
01:28:19 <ais523> isFizz and isBuzz are O(n)
01:28:29 <oerjan> Taneb: you think a newbie could manage to get NPlusKPatterns working? i guess e might be using hugs.
01:28:48 <Taneb> oerjan, it's in a bunch of older tutorials
01:29:12 <ais523> Taneb: haha at that mapM_
01:29:15 <ais523> that's just really blatant :-)
01:29:42 <Taneb> ais523, it's the kind of mistake I could imagine myself having made
01:30:13 <ais523> what I'm confused by is if the ++ in the fizzbuzz function "stacks" with the isFizz and isBuzz being inefficient
01:30:25 <ais523> the long list is on the left, so this is O(n^2)
01:30:40 <ais523> but I think it leads to a combined O(n^2) for fizzbuzz, not O(n^3)
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01:30:46 <Taneb> I think ++ needs to go through the left, and to know the length of the left it has to do isFizz and isBuzz
01:31:16 <ais523> oh I see
01:31:24 <Taneb> ais523, yeah, and then the last is O(n), and it does it n times
01:31:29 <oerjan> what's wrong about the mapM_
01:31:29 <ais523> you have the same length in both branches of the case
01:31:40 <Taneb> ais523, depends if GHC spots that or not
01:31:59 <Taneb> oerjan, the function being mapped is what's wrong
01:32:16 <ais523> oerjan: Taneb already has a function to generate a list of fizzbuzzes, but he's creating a list of each possible length and then mapping last over it
01:32:22 <Taneb> And that
01:32:41 <ais523> mapM_ itself is a perfectly reasonable function, but that use of it is ridiculous
01:32:52 <ais523> or, well, it's actually one of the comonad laws on List, if you read the lists backwards
01:33:12 <oerjan> hm right
01:33:33 <oerjan> also, i think that use of ++ is O(n^2) overhead
01:33:45 <oerjan> right associative
01:34:38 <shachaf> comonad laws on List?
01:34:54 <shachaf> You mean the comonad in Mon you get from the adjunction?
01:35:11 <ais523> shachaf: List as a comonad, one of the comonad operations (M x -> x) is head, and the other (M x -> M M x) is a list of all suffixes of the input list
01:35:19 <shachaf> I don't know what you mean, I'm at my phone and missed falls the conversation.
01:35:23 <ais523> err, this works on nonempty lists only
01:35:28 <shachaf> Oh, noon-empty lists.
01:35:44 <ais523> Taneb's doing basically that in reverse: prefixes and last
01:36:06 <shachaf> What's the comonad I described called?
01:36:32 <ais523> I'm not aware of a name for it
01:36:37 <ais523> or even knew it existed
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01:40:23 <oerjan> since it's in Mon it only works if Monoid x, i take
01:40:37 <oerjan> M = []
01:40:49 <oerjan> (M x -> x) would be mconcat
01:40:53 <oerjan> :t mconcat
01:40:54 <lambdabot> Monoid a => [a] -> a
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01:41:32 <Taneb> oerjan, I think what would was described would be mconcat . reverse
01:41:36 <oerjan> (M x -> M (M x)), what's that
01:41:52 <oerjan> Taneb: i don't think shachaf included reversal
01:42:13 <Taneb> oerjan, ais523 said if you read the lists backwards, which I was trying to include
01:42:17 <Taneb> Anyway...
01:42:28 <oerjan> Taneb: shachaf's comment wasn't directly relevant to your code
01:44:25 <Taneb> OK
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01:44:58 <Taneb> So, what's the verdict on the complexity of my fizzbuzz?
01:45:32 <oerjan> hm
01:45:54 <oerjan> only the last element gets isFizz etc. evaluated
01:46:03 <Sgeo_> Booting from CD into HD broke the VM... but blue screened even when I got rid of that
01:46:09 <Taneb> oerjan, are you sure?
01:46:56 <oerjan> oh wait right
01:47:02 <oerjan> NO
01:47:06 <oerjan> hth
01:47:31 <shachaf> oerjan: map (:[])?
01:48:25 <oerjan> shachaf: either that or just (:[])? i cannot wrap my brain around that much.
01:48:47 <Taneb> oerjan, the core for the program hasn't optimized the isFizz and isBuzz checks out
01:49:04 <Taneb> For non-last elements
01:50:27 <oerjan> <Taneb> ais523, depends if GHC spots that or not <-- i think because of bottom, ghc cannot legally do that
01:51:09 <ais523> oerjan: can't it infer that isFizz and isBuzz are total?
01:51:23 <ais523> or is it possible to create an infinitely large Integer in Haskell?
01:51:41 <Taneb> ais523, firstly, they take Int, not Integer
01:51:48 <oerjan> <ais523> or even knew it existed <-- every adjunction between two categories gives a monad in one, and comonad in the other.
01:51:53 <Taneb> Also, if they took Integer, they would be undefined with n = -1
01:52:30 <ais523> oh, good points
01:52:47 <ais523> after a while doing esolangs, you kind-of forget negative numbers exist
01:52:49 <ais523> they're so unnatural
01:53:30 <Taneb> `addquote <ais523> after a while doing esolangs, you kind-of forget negative numbers exist <ais523> they're so unnatural
01:53:34 <HackEgo> 1241) <ais523> after a while doing esolangs, you kind-of forget negative numbers exist <ais523> they're so unnatural
01:53:58 <ais523> wow, I didn't even realise that was a pun until you `addquoted it
01:54:10 <Taneb> Even better
01:54:28 <oerjan> <ais523> or is it possible to create an infinitely large Integer in Haskell? <-- nope, only bottom.
01:55:19 <ais523> what would have been embarrassing would be if I'd missed the pun altogether
01:55:21 <ais523> anyway, time to go home
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01:58:31 <oerjan> ok, F U -> I, that's mconcat. I -> U F, that's (:[])
01:59:27 <shachaf> Right. And you have FU->FUFU = F eta
01:59:46 <shachaf> So it maps (:[])
01:59:54 <shachaf> This is pretty awkward on a phone.
02:01:06 <oerjan> F I U = F U -> F U F U = F (U F) U
02:01:27 <Phantom_Hoover> ///////////////////////////////////////
02:01:27 <Phantom_Hoover> +
02:01:28 <oerjan> so it should be F (:[]) U in a sense
02:01:31 <Phantom_Hoover> ops
02:02:14 <shachaf> Yes, but (:[]) is polymorphic hth
02:03:50 <oerjan> it's just that my brain doesn't have quite the power to convince itself of the last step
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02:17:11 <Taneb> I'm going to go to sleep now, goodnight!
02:33:23 <Lyka> what's the function that turns a number like 77 (7 * 11) to 60 (6 * 10) ?
02:36:36 <Lyka> i mean from (x*y), where x and y are prime, to ((x-1)*(y-1))
02:37:03 <oerjan> not sure if it has a name
02:37:36 <oerjan> oh wait
02:37:51 <oerjan> the euler totient function
02:38:23 <oerjan> however, if a prime can occur more than once, you need to be more specific.
02:38:38 <oerjan> or well
02:41:12 <oerjan> your definition isn't very clear on what to do for numbers _not_ of that form.
02:41:20 <Lyka> no idea
02:41:55 <Lyka> all i remembered involved semiprimes
02:41:57 <oerjan> but if you have two different primes x and y, the totient function fits.
02:42:13 <oerjan> and is what you need for RSA and the like
02:43:35 * Lyka is glad his "big brother", the NSA, is "supposed" to stop watching this channel...
02:44:00 <oerjan> this channel is publicly logged hth
02:44:39 <Lyka> (if you don't know what i mean by "Big Brother", see "1984")
02:44:43 <Lyka> oh
02:44:46 <Lyka> shit
02:44:57 <oerjan> i've read that book
02:45:18 <oerjan> long ago
02:45:23 <Lyka> i got cofused after the first sentence
02:45:28 <Lyka> *confused
02:45:36 <Lyka> but i read the wikipedia entry
02:45:48 <oerjan> for what
02:45:57 <Lyka> 1984
02:46:35 <Lyka> "It was a bright cold day in april when the clocks struck 13."
02:46:47 <Lyka> i think that was the first line
02:47:16 <Lyka> got confused
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02:55:58 <Lyka> before i started on that medication, I used to shake like crazy. Sgeo probably reembers.
02:56:24 <Lyka> *remembers
03:02:44 <oren> what's the opposite of an extension?
03:02:59 <oren> contraction?
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03:06:07 <oerjan> what kind of extension
03:07:02 <Lyka> reduction
03:21:40 <oren> oerjan: like an extension to a language
03:22:09 <oren> what's the term for a version of a language which removes, rather than adds, features
03:22:37 <Lyka> Apple?
03:23:24 <oren> heh
03:40:13 <oerjan> restriction?
03:40:36 <pikhq> Subset?
03:40:36 <oerjan> oren: ^
03:54:38 <Lyka> night all
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05:14:09 <Lyka|Phone> hi
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06:25:01 <Lyka|Phone> night all
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06:34:41 <mroman_> Lyka|Away: what kind of drugs did they put you on and what for?
06:35:26 * Taneb hello
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07:03:26 <Taneb> The OTHER fizzbuzz I wrote, features a 250 character type signature
07:04:09 <Taneb> Consisting only of functions between type variables and a three-character type synonym
07:04:21 <Taneb> ((Num -> Num -> (s -> n -> n) -> n -> (a -> s) -> (a -> a) -> a -> s -> s -> s -> n) -> Num -> Num -> (s -> n -> n) -> n -> (a -> s) -> (a -> a) -> a -> s -> s -> s -> n) -> Num -> Num -> (s -> n -> n) -> n -> (a -> s) -> (a -> a) -> a -> s -> s -> s -> n
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07:07:43 <Taneb> (with type Num = forall a. (a -> a) -> a -> a)
07:15:19 <FireFly> Oh.. of course..
07:17:46 <Taneb> ?
07:24:06 <FireFly> I'm afraid to ask what that type signature does in your fizzbuzz
07:26:15 <Taneb> It's a fixed point combinator
07:39:29 <Jafet> :t fix (?f :: m -> m -> (s -> n -> n) -> n -> (a -> s) -> (a -> a) -> a -> s -> s -> s -> n)
07:39:31 <lambdabot> Unbound implicit parameter
07:39:31 <lambdabot> (?f::m1
07:39:31 <lambdabot> -> m1
07:40:02 <Jafet> :t \f -> fix (f :: m -> m -> (s -> n -> n) -> n -> (a -> s) -> (a -> a) -> a -> s -> s -> s -> n)
07:40:04 <lambdabot> Couldn't match expected type ‘m1
07:40:04 <lambdabot> -> m1
07:40:04 <lambdabot> -> (s1 -> n1 -> n1)
07:40:35 <Jafet> :t \f -> fix (f :: (m -> m -> (s -> n -> n) -> n -> (a -> s) -> (a -> a) -> a -> s -> s -> s -> n) -> (m -> m -> (s -> n -> n) -> n -> (a -> s) -> (a -> a) -> a -> s -> s -> s -> n))
07:40:38 <lambdabot> Couldn't match expected type ‘(m1
07:40:38 <lambdabot> -> m1
07:40:38 <lambdabot> -> (s1 -> n1 -> n1)
07:40:49 <Taneb> :t fix ?f :: m -> m -> (s -> n -> n) -> n -> (a -> s) -> (a -> a) -> a -> s -> s -> s -> n
07:40:51 <lambdabot> Unbound implicit parameter
07:40:51 <lambdabot> (?f::(m1
07:40:51 <lambdabot> -> m1
07:40:53 <Taneb> :)
07:40:56 <Taneb> *:(
07:41:12 <Jafet> ):)
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09:11:04 <mroman_> Taben's always abusing Haskell.
09:11:08 <mroman_> *Taneb
09:11:17 <mroman_> fungot: Do you abuse Haskell?
09:11:17 <fungot> mroman_: are we also trying.' automated and must be in the form of the continue button. norris is a month.... in error!
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10:30:33 <Jafet> ^echo > ()
10:30:33 <fungot> > () > ()
10:30:37 <lambdabot> False
10:30:58 <Jafet> > text "fungot"
10:30:58 <fungot> Jafet: probably get an inventory of the right of the best to keep the california power market.
10:31:01 <lambdabot> fungot
10:45:25 <boily> fungot?
10:45:25 <fungot> boily: right where they left what i
10:45:37 <boily> fungot: good!
10:45:37 <fungot> boily: know where the meeting on the construction industry."? 11 am.
10:46:10 <boily> fungot: no. but I got some obscure fuzzy meeting Thursday afternoon with our QC VP.
10:46:10 <fungot> boily: next to equity. pete wilson both the financial deal that was from the new more efficient.
10:46:23 <int-e> fungot: oh do you know anything about the calculus of constructions?
10:46:23 <fungot> int-e: for that reason, the work of the sheet that you send to the top the ibm and america two countries separated and an expected time frame.
10:46:29 <boily> fungot: pete wilson. I'll remember. her name was pete wilson.
10:46:29 <fungot> boily: bond issuance- 12b not enough that the business of new/ existing application systems or business trip you wish to have quicker to put you on the same for the other susan scott...i'm with nat gas spread in 2001 that will not let
10:46:50 <boily> int-ello. calculus of construction?
10:48:14 <int-e> The Calculus of Constructions (CoC) is a type theory created by Thierry Coquand. ... I'm also hearing it's the basis of Coq.
10:49:33 <int-e> but I asked fun‍got because it mentioned the construction industry.
10:50:31 <boily> fungot: well?
10:50:32 <fungot> boily: they partially to increase. moritzburke associate oakland. dte energy trading and the will of the california legislature.
10:50:44 <int-e> oh fun. x⃐y⃑
10:51:13 <int-e> and more fun. a⃖⃗
10:53:06 <int-e> it works c⃬⃑lockwise and c⃬⃐ounterclockwise
10:53:23 <Jafet> Constructive chicken.
10:53:29 <int-e> except I messed up the arrow below the first c
10:53:45 <int-e> ?
10:53:52 <Jafet> `unicode x⃐y⃑
10:53:56 <HackEgo> U+0078 LATIN SMALL LETTER X \ UTF-8: 78 UTF-16BE: 0078 Decimal: &#120; \ x (X) \ Uppercase: U+0058 \ Category: Ll (Letter, Lowercase) \ Bidi: L (Left-to-Right) \ \ U+20D0 COMBINING LEFT HARPOON ABOVE \ UTF-8: e2 83 90 UTF-16BE: 20d0 Decimal: &#8400; \ ⃐ \ Category: Mn (Mark, Non-Spacing) \ Bidi: NSM (Non-Spacing Mark) \ Combining: 230 (Abov
10:54:14 <boily> `chicken harpooned
10:54:15 <HackEgo> ​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: chicken: not found
10:54:18 <boily> ...
10:54:24 <boily> `CHICKEN HARPOONED
10:54:24 <HackEgo> ​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: CHICKEN: not found
10:54:29 <boily> beuh.
10:56:01 <int-e> Hah. The font that gucharmap uses gets this wrong... "combining rightwards harpoon with barb downwards" points to the left.
10:56:28 <int-e> maybe this is better anyway. c⃔ c⃕
10:57:08 <Jafet> Hope they don't ever handle a real harpoon
10:57:26 <boily> harpoon should be double-ended, so you can't misorient them.
11:05:25 <Melvar> Are all C struct types with fields of all the same names and matching types matching types, or do they have to have the same struct name if they have a struct name at all?
11:08:47 <Jafet> `cc struct a {int x;}; struct b{int x;}; struct a a = (b){};
11:08:54 <HackEgo> ​/tmp/a.c:1:52: error: ‘b’ undeclared here (not in a function) \ compilation terminated due to -Wfatal-errors.
11:08:56 <Jafet> `cc struct a {int x;}; struct b{int x;}; struct a a = (struct b){};
11:08:57 <HackEgo> ​/tmp/a.c:1:59: error: invalid initializer \ compilation terminated due to -Wfatal-errors.
11:08:59 <int-e> boily: somehow that made me think of these devices, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Drevnosti_RG_v3_ill130c_-_Caltrop.jpg
11:09:04 <Jafet> (nope)
11:09:40 <Jafet> `cc typedef struct {int x;} a; typedef struct {int x;} b; a a = (b){}; // probably not either
11:09:41 <HackEgo> ​/tmp/a.c:1:57: error: ‘a’ redeclared as different kind of symbol \ compilation terminated due to -Wfatal-errors.
11:09:51 <Jafet> `cc typedef struct {int x;} a; typedef struct {int x;} b; a x = (b){};
11:09:52 <HackEgo> ​/tmp/a.c:1:43: error: invalid initializer \ compilation terminated due to -Wfatal-errors.
11:10:15 <Jafet> `cc typedef struct {int x;} a; a x = (a){};
11:10:16 <HackEgo> ​/tmp/a.c:1:16: error: initializer element is not constant \ compilation terminated due to -Wfatal-errors.
11:11:06 <boily> int-e: ah, the safety harpoon with extra spikes to be sure you skewer your prey properly.
11:15:58 <fizzie> Melvar: I don't think "matching type" is a C term at all, but "two structure -- types declared in separate translation units are compatible if their tags and members satisfy the following requirements: If one is declared with a tag, the other shall be declared with the same tag. If both are completed anywhere within their respective translation units, then the following additional requirements ...
11:16:04 <fizzie> ... apply: [member stuff]."
11:17:05 <Melvar> fizzie: I didn’t know what the C term was. Thank you.
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11:30:12 <oerjan> `poulet misremembered
11:30:13 <HackEgo> MISREMEMBERED CHICKEN
11:32:38 <fizzie> Melvar: Note also the requirement of two separate translation units. After a struct { int a; int b; } x; struct { int a; int b; } y; in a single translation unit, the types of a and b are not compatible, AIUI.
11:32:53 <fizzie> Er, the types of x and y, I mean.
11:38:01 <int-e> `poulet dismembered
11:38:02 <HackEgo> DISMEMBERED CHICKEN
11:38:22 <int-e> `poulet
11:38:53 <HackEgo> No output.
11:41:32 <int-e> `` ls /usr/share/dict
11:41:33 <HackEgo> No output.
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11:43:05 <int-e> so does hackego have a word list?
11:43:53 <oerjan> `word
11:44:00 <HackEgo> ralminisialobiitatifiiiscerk
11:44:02 <int-e> `` (cd wisdom; ls) | grep ed$ | wc
11:44:03 <HackEgo> ​ 0 0 0
11:44:13 <oerjan> `words
11:44:19 <HackEgo> positurial
11:45:39 <int-e> `` find / -name words 2>/dev/null
11:46:10 <HackEgo> No output.
11:47:02 <int-e> oh well. > echo $(grep ed$ /usr/share/dict/words | shuf -n 10)
11:47:02 <int-e> randomized snaffled encased enlightened respired ransomed sunned appealed endowed unclogged
11:47:07 <int-e> (love the first one)
11:48:20 <oerjan> `bienvenido
11:48:21 <HackEgo> ​¡Bienvenido al centro internacional para el diseño y despliegue de lenguajes de programación esotéricos! Por desgracia, la mayoría de nosotros no hablamos español. Para obtener más información, echa un vistazo a nuestro wiki: http://esolangs.org/. (Para el otro tipo de esoterismo, prueba #esoteric en EFnet o DALnet.)
11:48:29 <oerjan> whew
11:48:50 <oerjan> (realized my sed was potentially shoddy)
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11:54:18 <oerjan> i see xkcd's beret guy has a new job. at least this one seems to have long time prospects.
11:57:45 <oerjan> i also foresee weight gain in zeetha's future.
12:06:08 <oerjan> int-e: i think agatha might need some lessons from klaus in how to ignore unauthorized biographies twh
12:10:45 <int-e> oerjan: I think I have not read today's GG yet. Some people have to work ;)
12:11:00 <oerjan> shocking
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12:20:41 <int-e> I call it an inconvenient truth.
12:26:26 <oerjan> wait what, coca-cola doesn't actually contain cola?
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12:57:47 <mroman_> Does it contain coca?
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13:24:01 <fizzie> It contains "natural flavourings".
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13:29:12 <fizzie> I've been under the impression that it still contains something derived from processed coca leaves, though.
13:30:40 <fizzie> Supposedly, they extract out the cocaine and <strike>sell it on the black market</strike> properly dispose of it.
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14:23:39 <Lyka> mroman_: inderal (propranolol). it's a beta blocker, and i took it for tremors caused by lithium
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14:26:36 <J_Arcane> Sourceforge has now hijacked Nmap. http://seclists.org/nmap-dev/2015/q2/194
14:26:58 <Lyka> huh?
14:27:42 <Lyka> you mean the port scanner, right?
14:28:15 <J_Arcane> yes.
14:28:42 <J_Arcane> SF has hijacked the repo and is distributing bogus trojan downloads like they did with GIMP.
14:28:58 <Lyka> why?
14:29:51 <Lyka> oh. SF always offers the newest file, not the correct-est file
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14:30:26 <J_Arcane> Lyka: because they are running out of money, and this will make them some.
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14:38:54 <Jafet> Maybe GPLv4 will include a clause against cnetization (mcnetization?).
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15:10:53 <HackEgo> [wiki] [[BFQ]] N http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?oldid=43135 * Esowiki201529A * (+276) Created page with "== Quine == ++>+++++++>++>++++++++>+>+++++++>++>+++>++>+++>+++>+++>+>+>+++++++>++++>++>++>++++++>++>+++>+>+>+>++++++++>++>++++++>++++>++>++++>++++>++++>+>+>+>++++++++>++>++>+..."
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15:13:45 <Taneb> Esowiki201529A strikes again
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16:18:36 <int-e> oh dear, oh dear.
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16:59:46 <int-e> Well, the world has received another brainfuck clone, apparently with the sole purpose of writing a quine.
17:02:27 <J_Arcane> Holy shit. https://twitter.com/synackpse/status/606088427222769664
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17:38:46 <int-e> @metar BOM
17:39:02 <int-e> err,
17:39:18 <int-e> @metar VABB
17:39:18 <lambdabot> VABB 031710Z 29007KT 3500 HZ SCT020 31/25 Q1007 NOSIG
17:51:47 <int-e> @metar LOWI
17:51:48 <lambdabot> LOWI 031720Z 05009KT 020V100 9999 FEW080 BKN100 26/14 Q1021 NOSIG
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18:20:46 <Vorpal> I think I figured out how to make this bluetooth headset work with my laptop:
18:20:56 <Vorpal> killall pulseaudio, sudo /etc/init.d/bluetooth restart; pactl load-module module-bluetooth-discover; disable and enable bluetooth from menu, then try to connect to headset. From the computer.
18:21:13 <Vorpal> This appears to work. And it is stupid. And no "normal" user would ever figure it out...
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18:36:58 <shachaf> Vorpallo
18:48:36 <b_jonas> ais523: pong
18:48:39 <b_jonas> um
18:48:42 <b_jonas> ais523: ping
18:48:44 <b_jonas> not pong
18:49:08 <pikhq> Huh! People in American Samoa are generally not citizens of any statew.
18:49:18 <shachaf> `wisdom
18:49:19 <HackEgo> phantom__________hoover/OK you got me there.
18:49:30 <shachaf> `wisdom
18:49:34 <HackEgo> urbandictionary/Urban Dictionary is an alternative, inferior wisdom database.
18:49:42 <pikhq> i.e. they are not US citizens, or citizens of anywhere else.
18:50:12 <pikhq> That is really weird.
18:53:23 <pikhq> (specifically, American Samoa doesn't count as US soil for purposes of birthright citizenship, and people there are unlikely to otherwise have a citizenship)
18:54:09 <pikhq> So. Fucking. Weird.
18:55:51 * pikhq continues twiddling thumbs hoping to hear back from Google.
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19:20:02 <Vorpal> pikhq, what do you expect google to do?
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19:24:02 <pikhq> Vorpal: Hire me.
19:24:47 <shachaf> whoa whoa whoa, you think Vorpal is going to hire you just like that?
19:25:00 <int-e> pikhq: are you watching John Oliver's show or is there another recent source for this information?
19:25:14 <pikhq> int-e: Random Wikipedia.
19:25:33 <int-e> interesting
19:25:34 <shachaf> What sort of Google things do you want to do?
19:26:35 <pikhq> "Keep Google running".
19:26:52 <pikhq> (that's the cliff notes version of the site reliability engineer role I applied for)
19:27:12 <shachaf> Oh, I used to do that.
19:27:23 <shachaf> fsvo "Google" and "running"
19:27:26 <pikhq> :P
19:27:55 <pikhq> Their hiring process is less efficient than I'd like though.
19:27:58 <int-e> You're running Google off a cliff?
19:28:10 <pikhq> No.
19:28:10 <shachaf> imo move to Mountain View
19:28:19 <pikhq> That's what I applied for.
19:29:53 <shachaf> I guess you don't apply for a specific team or anything like that?
19:30:04 <pikhq> Yep.
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19:31:25 <shachaf> Apparently some people do know in advance. But I didn't know what I'd be doing until the end of my first day.
19:36:18 <pikhq> At the least, interviews went well and were pretty fun.
19:37:54 <shachaf> Did you do interviews in Mountain View?
19:38:22 <pikhq> Yep.
19:38:48 <pikhq> Didn't have that much time in the area though: practically flew in, interviewed, and flew out.
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21:45:59 <Phantom_Hoover> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nigel_(bishop_of_Ely)
21:46:00 <Phantom_Hoover> nigel
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22:33:48 <oerjan> <shachaf> What sort of Google things do you want to do? <-- * briefly wonders if this channel has more bots or google employees
22:34:12 <shachaf> i think it only has one Google employee hth
22:34:23 <pikhq> The Google recruiter has said that all the interviewers thought I was quite good, and believes I have the job. *Unfortunately*, there's a few steps between that and actually getting a confirmation.
22:34:27 <oerjan> and might soon have two?
22:34:29 <pikhq> Hurrah.
22:34:40 <shachaf> it's had as many as three in the past
22:34:44 <shachaf> or maybe more
22:34:46 <Taneb> I believe, but am not sure, that we have more than three bots
22:34:48 <oerjan> shachaf: well we cannot really say about all the lurkers, can we?
22:35:05 <oerjan> Taneb: plausible
22:35:12 <shachaf> hurrahq
22:35:23 <Taneb> Also I never finished writing my bot in Agda
22:35:28 <Taneb> Or really got started, I guess
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22:35:44 <shachaf> pikhq: you should be on gmail hth
22:36:19 <b_jonas> fungot, do we have more than three bots?
22:36:19 <fungot> b_jonas: over the next few years on the strength of the enron's unique. charles rangel and ways of doing.
22:36:29 <shachaf> ^style
22:36:30 <fungot> Available: agora alice c64 ct darwin discworld enron* europarl ff7 fisher fungot homestuck ic irc iwcs jargon lovecraft nethack oots pa qwantz sms speeches ss wp youtube
22:36:43 <shachaf> I didn't know there was an Enron style.
22:38:53 <fizzie> An SRE told me that SRE's are the people who fix the things SWE's broke. But he might have been a biased source.
22:39:02 <pikhq> shachaf: Why Gmail?
22:39:09 <pikhq> fizzie: That sounds about right.
22:39:17 <boily> fizziello. what's a SRE twh?
22:39:59 <shachaf> pikhq: I was on Gmail SRE.
22:39:59 <quintopia> helloily
22:40:03 <fizzie> boily: The person who fixes... oh, you mean the abbreviation? Site Reliability Engineer.
22:40:20 <shachaf> And SWE is Soft Ware Engineer
22:40:39 <pikhq> "Site reliability engineer". More-or-less a dev ops sort of role, where you're a developer that is most heavily focused on keeping things working.
22:40:51 <oerjan> hm yafgc hasn't updated
22:40:58 <oerjan> so much for the new regular schedule
22:41:15 <boily> pikhq: the support guy who has the misfortune of knowing how to code?
22:41:23 <olsner> hmm, is it more fun to break things or fix things?
22:41:45 <shachaf> boily: I don't think that's an accurate description.
22:41:48 <boily> shachaf: I managed to pass this Acronym Check by rolling over 15 with my wisdom modifier.
22:41:58 <pikhq> You're *not* a customer facing support guy or anything.
22:42:09 <pikhq> Think more "the guy with the pager when a server breaks"
22:42:13 <boily> oh.
22:42:22 <boily> uuuuuuuurgh. bleh! not a job for me at all.
22:42:33 <shachaf> Well, that, and "the folks who make sure it doesn't break in the first place".
22:42:34 <boily> I like my hours in accordance with the sun, and on weekdays.
22:42:38 <olsner> pager, yeah, that's instant disqualification
22:43:27 <shachaf> also if SREs were paged every time a server broke...
22:43:27 <pikhq> My understanding is that you're on call on rotation rather than all the time.
22:43:34 <pikhq> Because that's nightmarish.
22:43:35 <shachaf> it's more like "the datacenter broke"
22:43:38 <pikhq> Not to mention, yes, that.
22:44:03 <fizzie> "The processing pipeline broke, and we're losing $20 million per hour."
22:44:08 <boily> or "the datacenter spontaneously disappeared".
22:44:15 <shachaf> Yes, on-call rotations, and people in multiple time zones, depending on the team.
22:44:25 <boily> fizzie: eh? 20e6 $/h???
22:44:28 <pikhq> You're more likely to get paged when something is actually causing issues, not just when a server crashes because c'mon, this is Google. Hardware malfunctions are a parameter you design for.
22:44:50 <fizzie> Probably usually not quite that much.
22:45:24 <shachaf> boily: https://investor.google.com/earnings/2014/Q4_google_earnings.html says that Google's revenue for 2014 was $66e9
22:45:27 <boily> I hope. like, every day with an outage, we're losing a whole country's GDP. la dee da.
22:45:34 <boily> shachaf: AAAAAAAAAAAH!
22:45:38 <fizzie> But Google's revenue, according to Google, is $66 billion/year, so if you break all of it, it's like $7-8 million/hour.
22:45:40 <shachaf> That's $7e6 per hour.
22:45:56 <pikhq> Probably depends on the hour.
22:45:56 <boily> still impressive.
22:46:01 <shachaf> Probably.
22:46:01 <fizzie> Granted, you might have to try pretty hard to break all of it.
22:46:28 <boily> we should try and temporarily break the Whole of Google, just to see what happens.
22:46:53 <fizzie> Today a colleague told me that I will be a "noogler" ('new employee') until I break something in production.
22:47:27 <fizzie> We were discussing the definition; there seem to be multiple opinions on when exactly you're no longer new.
22:47:42 <olsner> when you're older than the other guys?
22:47:48 <shachaf> Anyway with a big system like Google "down" isn't really a binary value.
22:48:06 <shachaf> Some part of it is always down. You just try to keep that number low.
22:48:10 <olsner> I sort of think of everyone hired after me as "new" employees
22:48:15 <fizzie> olsner: That's pretty vague, too. Though there's a page that shows your percentile.
22:48:17 <pikhq> Within tolerances.
22:48:18 <olsner> even if it was 6 years ago
22:48:26 <fizzie> As in, "X % of employees were hired after you".
22:48:32 <shachaf> fizzie: what's your percentile twh
22:48:47 <fizzie> I forgot. Less than 10% are newer than me, anyway.
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22:50:16 <boily> fungot: are you a newbot?
22:50:16 <fungot> boily: as the first. thanks. fred
22:50:27 <boily> fungot: I'm not fred.
22:50:27 <fungot> boily: confidential attached the " i
22:50:38 <boily> fungot: oh. your secret identity? I knew it!
22:50:39 <fungot> boily: keep the faith and in a manner the person that you outbid the person i know in it that i wanted you to know that the document that i went the spirit of the earnings of each investment choice against its risk of losses the power and to gaming the market, and to get any more " out of the plants that not only survive, but that the different,
22:51:03 <olsner> fungot: do you google?
22:51:03 <fungot> olsner: 1. i watch people, sip. power authority of the work that we
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23:21:47 <oerjan> `` poulet amnesiac # hoily
23:21:48 <HackEgo> AMNESIAC CHICKEN
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23:27:57 <boily> `` poulet existing # hellørjan
23:27:58 <HackEgo> EXISTING CHICKEN
23:28:12 <boily> I'm not amnesiac. only temporally unreminisced.
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23:36:41 <olsner> `quote chicken
23:36:42 <HackEgo> 304) <monqy> my most fresh dream is one where I'm at a soup contest and a chicken really wants to participate but he's disqualified so he becomes the judge. when all the soups are done and he's ready to taste them he just stares at the soup and then I become the chicken and I really want to make soup \ 605) <Darth_Cliche> There's British KFC? Kent
23:37:07 <olsner> I think the monqy one could be boily
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23:43:45 <oerjan> boily: are you monqy
23:44:24 <nys> no :D
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23:44:47 <oerjan> nys: does that mean you are monqy
23:45:21 <oerjan> the broth thickens
23:45:29 <nys> no but monqy is not currently here
23:45:34 <nys> ~
23:45:51 <shachaf> `wisdom
23:45:53 <HackEgo> perl/Perl is the Perfect Emacs Rewriting Language
23:45:55 <oerjan> nys: i haven't seen em for a *long* time
23:45:58 <oerjan> @seen monqy
23:45:59 <lambdabot> I haven't seen monqy.
23:46:31 <oerjan> nys: what information do you have that makes you sure boily is not monqy twh
23:46:40 <nys> secret
23:46:47 <oerjan> *GASP*
23:47:22 <oren> I was given a programming test. Which was not fizzbuzz.
23:48:00 <shachaf> `wisdom
23:48:01 <HackEgo> banach-tarski/"Banach-Tarski" is an anagram of "Banach-Tarski Banach-Tarski".
23:48:14 <nys> :3
23:48:24 <shachaf> `wisdom
23:48:25 <HackEgo> lambdabot/lambdabot is a fully functional bot. just don't ask about @src.
23:48:27 <nys> oh shachaf what are symmetric lenses
23:48:48 <shachaf> oh boy who are you
23:49:07 <nys> i'm nys :<
23:49:14 <oerjan> not monqy hth
23:49:20 <nys> haha i'm serious i'm not!
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23:49:56 <nys> i just saw a branch of lens called "symmetric" and i was wondering what it was all about
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23:51:18 <shachaf> oh
23:51:26 <shachaf> well there are a few different meanings of the term
23:51:43 <shachaf> that branch refers to the "(g a -> f b) -> g s -> f t" kind
23:52:37 * nys squints
23:52:47 <nys> is it the edit lenses thing?
23:54:25 <oerjan> is g a Functor or ContraVariant
23:54:29 <boily> oerjan: sorry, was idle for a moment there (cooking supper and washing dishes). apparently I'm monqy and/or mnoqy?
23:54:46 <oerjan> (if the latter, this would seem a subset of profunctor lenses?)
23:55:05 <shachaf> g is Functor
23:55:09 <oerjan> hm
23:55:14 <shachaf> But you get contravariance because it's on the left side of the ->
23:55:24 <oerjan> @seen mnoqy
23:55:24 <lambdabot> I haven't seen mnoqy.
23:55:31 <oerjan> boily: that's the theory.
23:55:41 <boily> oh.
23:55:55 <oerjan> shachaf: oh hm
23:56:02 <boily> uhm. well. chickens exists. Canada exists. I'm not mnoqy. qed.
23:56:27 <oerjan> boily: a fine argument, although you should include some pho or poutine hth
23:56:44 <nys> i think today i just managed to get a hold of why an initial F-algebra is a thing
23:56:55 <nys> do i have the mental capacity to grasp these symmetric lenses
23:57:14 <shachaf> initial F-algebras are great
23:57:19 <shachaf> lambek's lemma is p. nifty
23:57:38 <shachaf> except for the usual category thing where it's obvious
23:57:42 <shachaf> @quote TomLeinster
23:57:42 <lambdabot> TomLeinster says: In subjects such as number theory and combinatorics, some questions are simple to state but extremely hard to answer. Basic category theory is not like that. To understand the question is very nearly to know the answer.
23:58:43 <nys> c:
23:59:35 <boily> oerjan: one day, there'll be a Vietnamese poutine. it's going to be glorious.
23:59:57 <nys> what's lambek's lemma.
23:59:58 <nys> >.>
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