00:06:15 -!- Wallacoloo has quit (Ping timeout: 272 seconds). 00:22:41 -!- boily has joined. 00:28:09 `wisdom 00:28:10 mathematimu/A mathematimu is a quantum of mathematics. If you observe it, its codepoint can change. 00:28:25 `culprits wisdom/mathematimu 00:28:26 boily 00:28:36 boily: Good evening. 00:30:09 huh? I wrote mathematimu??? 00:30:18 bonshachafoir. 00:30:33 `` hg log --removed wisdom/mathematimu 00:30:34 changeset: 4619:8de6e5355a40 \ user: HackBot \ date: Mon Apr 28 21:52:11 2014 +0000 \ summary: ` echo \'A mathematimu is a quantum of mathematics. If you observe it, its codepoint can change.\' >wisdom/mathematimu 00:30:38 netcraft confirms it 00:31:10 oh well. if it is so, it is so. 00:32:44 `wisdom 00:32:45 accounting/ = 0 00:33:06 `wisdom 00:33:07 brainf**k/There is no such thing as brainf**k. You may be thinking of brainfuck. 00:33:15 `wisdom 00:33:16 who/Who cares about ancient cases anyway? 00:33:22 `wisdom 00:33:23 braid theory/Braid theory is the extremely twisted theory of braids. 00:34:05 `? AmigaMML 00:34:05 Only fools such as zzo38 and so on try to use AmigaMML on a PC. Real Men try to use AmigaMML on a Amiga computer. \ https://devlabs.linuxassist.net/projects/amigamml/wiki/Frequently_and_unfrequently_asked_questions 00:34:17 `wisdom 00:34:18 indexed monad/Indexed monads are just monads on an indexed category. \ Indexed monads are just categories enriched over the monoidal category of endofunctors. 00:34:19 Let's see what wisdom the neural nets have for us today. 00:36:42 * tswett samples the net and searches it for wise things. 00:37:40 `` cat emoticons/gaaan 00:37:43 ​ガ~(゚ロ゚;)~ン 00:37:50 ... 00:37:52 ...??? 00:38:19 `wisdom 00:38:20 nortti/nortti boy. very nortti boy. 00:38:23 `wisdom 00:38:24 pietbot/Pietbot is the only thing that can defeat fungot. 00:38:27 `wisdom 00:38:27 This looks pretty wise: 00:38:28 ngevd/ngevd is a fake wisdom entry because having an actual infinite file in wisdom/ makes all manner of stuff bloody awkward. `? ngevd is special-cased in bin/?. leave this file alone Phantom_Hoover‼ also tswett‼ 00:38:29 19:10:42: And it on such quite with some remember piece as which has mUring 00:38:45 Have we ever had a person called Dulnes? 00:38:53 `wisdom 00:38:54 mdude/MDude is just a dude, with an M's courage. 00:39:05 Holy cow, Dulnes shows up twice in near succession. They must be a real person. 00:39:22 tswellott. they are a real person. 00:39:32 Yeah, I looked it up. Dulnes is definitely real. 00:41:09 -!- GeekDude has joined. 00:41:24 yeah. Dulnes was on when I first joined 00:41:28 `? thwackamacallit 00:41:29 A thwackamacallit is like a whatchamacallit, but more painful. See mapole. 00:42:37 07:44:06: instead if implementation: with an adures to do in the laptopie sense Are what I can't change if you make it nice 00:42:38 Very wise. 00:42:56 `wisdom 00:42:57 ursala/~&al?\~&ar ~&aa^&~&afahPRPfafatPJPRY+ ~&farlthlriNCSPDPDrlCS2DlrTS2J,^|J/~& ~&rt!=+ ^= ~&s+ ~&H(-+.|=&lrr;,|=&lrl;,|=≪+-, ~&rgg&& ~&irtPFXlrjrXPS; ~&lrK2tkZ2g&& ~&llrSL2rDrlPrrPljXSPTSL)+-, 00:43:05 `culprits wisdom/ursala 00:43:07 oerjan elliott oerjan olsner 00:43:09 `wisdom 00:43:09 funciton/A funciton is the number of burgers to eat when I get one. 00:43:15 `wisdom 00:43:16 mapole/A mapole is a thwackamacallit built from maple according to Canadian standards. The army version includes a spork, a corkscrew and a moose whistle. 00:45:09 ♪ BONG ♪ new version! 00:47:07 `wisdom 00:47:07 comedogenic/comedogenic is something that causes comedy when applied to the skin, e.g. an accelerated cream pie in parabolic motion. 00:47:17 `wisdom 00:47:18 diet/People go on diets to loose weight instead of gaining. It gives them a consistant diet. 00:47:32 `culrpits wisdom/diet 00:47:32 ​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: culrpits: not found 00:47:39 `culprits wisdom/diet # scow 00:47:40 No output. 00:47:41 Oops. 00:47:45 `culprits wisdom/comedogenic 00:47:46 oerjan elliott Bike FreeFull boily 00:47:47 Drat and double drat. 00:48:05 gosh darn it to fungot, eh? 00:48:05 boily: well i didnt cum on calamari's face facts, and realise that you're going to insist scheme doesn't have the compiled/ interpreted split personality issues like gambit, bigloo significantly, and has an execution cutoff to halt after a specific number of moves 00:48:14 fungot: EW! 00:48:14 boily: you work with syntax in plt's module system that sort of system. 00:48:27 am i missing a pun? 00:48:31 fungot: no I don't, you depraved pervert! 00:48:31 boily: i didn't know that works in wine, right? :) 00:48:36 -!- oerjan has joined. 00:48:48 shachaf: fungot has sexual activities with tentacled sea creatures. 00:48:48 boily: there's also infinite " other instructions". the weird thing is they use the same identifier in patterns ( which is horrible. you need to 00:48:49 oerjan: any reason not to s/oo/o/? 00:48:55 hellørjan! 00:49:14 wat 00:49:25 ankor? 00:49:37 *+g 00:51:55 shachaf: well for one thing there are no oos around hth 00:52:12 `? diet 00:52:13 People go on diets to loose weight instead of gaining. It gives them a consistant diet. 00:52:25 i guess i am 00:52:28 consistant 00:52:31 what's all this 00:52:37 `culprits wisdom/diet 00:52:38 oerjan elliott oerjan FireFly 00:53:16 I think I need to figure out if I can make weechat not highlight me when there's formatting characters in the nick 00:53:40 Also I can't remember editing that, huh 00:54:37 `` hg log --removed wisdom/diet | grep summary | tail -n1 00:54:40 summary: learn diets People go on diets to loose weight instead of gaining. It gives them a consistant diet. 00:54:48 shachaf: i am pretty sure FireFly is the one to ask hth 00:55:00 oerjan: you touched it last hth 00:55:17 I have a feeling the misspellings reference something in the channel at the point of creation 00:55:26 `wisdom 00:55:26 shachaf: only trivially http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/log/03ab4bf21ad7/wisdom/diet 00:55:27 cyberdrone/cyberdrone is a drone flying in cyberspace. 00:55:33 CHI 0-0 TBL 1P over 00:55:37 FireFly: me too 00:55:38 but it should probably be removed; it seems silly 00:55:40 `wisdom 00:55:41 burlesque/Burlesque is only the sexiest language on Earth. (See: http://mroman.ch/burlesque) 00:55:54 FireFly: can't have silly things in wisdom/ 00:55:56 `wisdom 00:55:57 fomething/fomething denotes the obsolescence of clinical insanity. 00:56:06 `wisdom 00:56:07 category/Categories are just a special case of bicategories. 00:56:34 http://codu.org/logs/log/_esoteric/2014-02-19#231954metasepia 00:56:37 hth 00:56:54 I feel less bad now 00:58:20 `quote 1 00:58:24 1) EgoBot just opened a chat session with me to say "bork bork bork" 00:58:44 `wisdom 1 00:58:45 lifthrasiir/lifthrasiir is shunned by the rest of his country for being no good at League of Legends. 00:59:00 `wisdom 2 00:59:01 lorem ipsum/Business Internet the it China Product Product NATO 00:59:07 `wisdom 3 00:59:08 ​.doorstop/You do not have the clearance necessary to view this entry. 00:59:09 `wisdom 4 00:59:10 kallisti/kallisti is a former prophet swearing off his pastry deity. 00:59:15 `wisdom 5 00:59:15 botlop/botlops are the core of botsentiences. Sapience is scheduled for the next release. 00:59:31 `wisdom takes a parameter? 00:59:40 @quote Jafet unsafeCoerce 00:59:40 Jafet says: unsafeCoerce takes any argument. AND IT WINS THAT ARGUMENT. 01:00:44 but at what PRICE Jafet 01:00:52 -!- Phantom_Hoover has joined. 01:01:59 `? unsafeCoerce 01:01:59 unsafeCoerce? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 01:02:22 is unsafeCoerce basically a pointer cast? it sounds like it could be one? 01:02:34 oren, more or less I think 01:02:44 Phellontom_Hoover. helloren. FireFelloy. Tanelle. 01:02:45 There are some weirdities with the garbage collector though 01:03:10 :t unsafeCoerce 01:03:11 Not in scope: ‘unsafeCoerce’ 01:03:16 oops 01:03:18 oren: it's an evil Haskell function. it does evil things to types. 01:03:30 :t Unsafe.Coerce.unsafeCoerce 01:03:31 a -> b 01:03:35 `wisdom 01:03:36 esoteric/This channel is about programming -- for the other kind of esoterica, try #esoteric on EFnet or DALnet. 01:03:57 `wisdom 01:03:58 lens/A lens is just a store comonad coalgebra. 01:04:05 `wisdom 01:04:06 whom/See: who 01:04:21 Now I know 01:04:34 `wisdom 01:04:35 freefull/FreeFull is either full of freedom or free of fulldom, we are not sure. 01:04:39 `wisdom 01:04:40 doodad/Doodads are just duoids in the category of endofunctors. 01:04:59 `wisdom 01:05:00 ​`?/`? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 01:05:18 `wisdom 01:05:19 kill/ 01:05:21 fowl: I didn't porthello you. fellowl. 01:05:27 `wisdom 01:05:28 category-helpdesk/category-helpdesk is a helpdesk with identity and composition. This channel isn't it. 01:05:46 `culprits wisdom/category-helpdesk 01:05:47 oerjan elliott Bike FreeFull boily 01:06:09 boily: wat 01:06:16 `wisdom 01:06:17 til/TIL that TIL means Today I Learned 01:06:28 `` ls wisdom/*ello* 01:06:29 wisdom/cello \ wisdom/hello 01:06:36 `? hello 01:06:37 hello hello hello, what's all this then? 01:06:40 oerjan: Is that what TIL means in Norwegian? twh 01:06:43 Wait 01:06:45 hmm... what was it again? 01:06:45 `wisdom 01:06:46 finnish/Finnish suomalaiset ei Perkeleistä on hakkapeliittaan. Ei saa peittää. Parasta ennen! 01:06:47 Why didn't that message highlight me 01:06:51 `? cello 01:06:52 ​The high level stucture of Cello projects is inspired by /Haskell/, while the syntax and semantics are inspired by /Python/ and /Obj-C/. 01:06:54 It had my nick in it 01:07:04 fowl: it's a hello portmanteau. a porthello, if you wish. 01:07:14 Is hackego doing something funky like inserting ^O in the middle of the nicks? 01:07:33 `? boily 01:07:34 boily is monetizing a broterhood scheme with the Guardian of Lachine, apparently involving cookie dealing. He's also a NaniDispenser, a Trigotillectomic Man Eating Chicken and a METARologist. He is seriously lacking in the f-word department. 01:07:38 `unidecode FreeFull 01:07:39 ​[U+0020 SPACE] [U+0046 LATIN CAPITAL LETTER F] [U+0072 LATIN SMALL LETTER R] [U+0065 LATIN SMALL LETTER E] [U+0065 LATIN SMALL LETTER E] [U+0046 LATIN CAPITAL LETTER F] [U+0075 LATIN SMALL LETTER U] [U+006C LATIN SMALL LETTER L] [U+006C LATIN SMALL LETTER L] 01:08:00 It does not seem like it 01:08:01 This is odd 01:08:20 Taneb: Your message did highlight me 01:08:35 `culprits wisdom/category-helpdesk 01:08:36 oerjan elliott Bike FreeFull boily 01:08:37 shachaf: no:til = en:to, hth 01:08:39 And that doesn't 01:08:42 But the danger was past -- they had landed at last, / With their boxes, portmanteaus, and bags: / Yet at first sight the crew / Were not pleased with the view, / Which consisted to chasms and crags. 01:09:16 oerjan: except when it's en:for? 01:09:18 `wisdom 01:09:20 misspellings of croissant/misspellings of crosant? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 01:09:27 FreeFull: I'm being pinged. 01:09:30 or en:of 01:09:32 boily: Weird 01:09:35 en:of is en:of 01:09:38 And sorry about pinging you 01:09:43 `culprits wisdom/Taneb 01:09:45 No output. 01:09:46 (also, being crawled upon by an adventurous ant. it tickles. go away, ant.) 01:09:50 `culprits wisdom/taneb 01:09:51 Taneb oerjan oerjan elliott shachaf boily oerjan ais523 ais523 shachaf elliott FreeFull shachaf shachaf oerjan oerjan FreeFull oerjan FreeFull Taneb shachaf shachaf nitia 01:10:01 Eventually I want to make a bot called "autochat" which predicts what people would say and talks on their behalf. 01:10:02 That starts pinging me then gives up 01:10:02 What is pl:powyłamywane? 01:10:08 I think it is messing with my client 01:10:17 * boily mapoles shachaf for the vile pun 01:11:00 FreeFull: according to Google, it's en:powyłamywane. 01:11:55 boily: Google clearly doesn't know its stuff 01:12:21 shachaf: i'm not sure exactly when it would be en:for 01:12:40 shachaf: oh hm mail perhaps 01:12:45 -!- trout has quit (Ping timeout: 272 seconds). 01:13:09 http://blogs.transparent.com/norwegian/the-norwegian-word-til/ 01:14:28 til? today I learned? 01:14:39 til til is til. 01:15:45 `wisdom 01:15:46 ssstosis/ssstosis is a disease causing false identities 01:15:46 `? til 01:15:47 TIL that TIL means Today I Learned 01:15:55 `wisdom 01:15:56 hipchat/hipchat is a chat where you can communicate solely by using meme-emoticons but shouldn't. 01:15:57 `wisdom 01:15:58 color/Color is a phenomenon from outer space designed to drive humanity insane and bring forth the new age of Cthulh 01:16:02 `wisdom 01:16:03 hand/A hand in the bush is better than a stoned bird. 01:16:05 `? till 01:16:05 till? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 01:16:24 `ls wisdom 01:16:24 As the wisdom directory contains many files named after nicks, listing it in public annoys people. Try listing it in private instead. 01:16:34 Ah, good point 01:16:38 I'll be so great. It'll act just like fungot, responding exactly when its nick is mentioned, but it'll have a "personality" setting you can use to make it imitate any person. 01:16:38 tswett: it makes sense 01:17:15 Dammit HackEgo, I'm doing it in private now 01:17:20 Why are you giving the same message 01:17:27 You wouldn't be restricted to people who have actually ever spoken. You could set the personality to "boiljan" and it would figure out how a person would speak if they had that nick. 01:17:53 `wisdom 01:17:54 c#/C Pound is Java's good twin. 01:17:55 ^^ 01:18:04 tswett: great idea! :D 01:18:44 while set to boiljan, it should speak in Norwécois hth 01:18:50 shachaf: i disagree with the "Erik skal ikke spise dessert til jul." example, i'd interpret that as en:for, almost the opposite meaning. 01:19:11 `? hockey 01:19:11 hockey? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 01:19:25 oerjan: christmas isn't in july hth 01:20:36 Why are you giving the same message <-- i predicted this problem when they changed it hth 01:20:41 If you set the personality to HackEgo, it'll almost certainly say the sort of things HackEgo says. 01:20:47 `` le/rn hockey/Hockey is a winter sport played from october to june. 01:20:49 oerjan: i'm sure yu'l agree that that that's nonsense 01:20:50 Learned «hockey» 01:20:55 `` url wisdom # try this 01:20:57 http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/file/tip/wisdom 01:21:09 * oerjan swats shachaf -----### 01:21:13 FreeFull: ^ 01:21:40 FreeFull: or use the wisdom.pdf in topic 01:21:57 `wisdom 01:21:58 ​☃/☃ brrr... 01:22:11 `culprits wisdom/☃ 01:22:12 oerjan elliott Bike FreeFull ais523 ais523 elliott FreeFull FireFly 01:22:17 wow 01:22:21 long history for a short entry 01:22:34 `? perl 01:22:35 Perl is the Perfect Emacs Rewriting Language 01:22:42 `? python 01:22:43 python? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 01:23:04 shachaf: no:jul is cognate to en:yule hth 01:23:06 `? ruby 01:23:07 ruby? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 01:23:43 oh, it was just people being annoying with revert wars 01:23:51 oerjan: i figured that out hth 01:23:59 I don't remember creating that entry either 01:24:08 `` hg log --removed wisdom/☃ | grep summary | tail -n+9 01:24:10 summary: learn \xe2\x98\x83 brrr... 01:24:18 FireFly: sounds like you meant to use le/rn anyway 01:24:32 I don't think it was around then 01:24:47 Sounds like you meant to create it and then use it. 01:25:12 `translate en no july 01:25:12 This google api no longer exists. 01:25:18 `` for f in wisdom/*; do culprits "$f" | grep -q ireFl && echo "$f"; done 01:25:21 oerjan: Yeah, the unicode junk breaks it anyway in the terminal 01:25:36 No? hm 01:25:43 `` le/rn ruby/Ruby is a programming language from Japan, that Eventually decided to support non-ascii characters. 01:25:44 patience, young firefly 01:25:47 Oh wait 01:25:58 How to make MIME-heading-parsing in a C code? 01:25:59 Someone symlink'd Taneb to /dev/urandom again, didn't they? 01:26:05 No. 01:26:08 oh wait, but that shouldn't matter 01:26:21 I'm only looking at the history anyway 01:26:27 wisdom/☃ 01:26:28 Learned «ruby» 01:26:53 oh, it was just people being annoying with revert wars <-- i think maybe the old version of `culprits worked better for ignoring those? 01:27:12 `` cat bin/culprits 01:27:12 hg log --removed "$1" | grep summary: | awk '{print substr($2,2,length($2)-2)}' | sed "s/.$/\x0F&/" | xargs 01:27:16 oerjan: It showed you half. 01:27:23 zzo38: use strchr to separate the parts, then use stncmp to figure out the mime 01:28:05 FireFly: Taneb is unsymlinkable hth 01:28:18 tdmh 01:28:19 -!- Wallacoloo has joined. 01:28:37 Wallachelloo! 01:29:17 oren: why are you using le/rn when learn would work just fine :( 01:29:45 oerjan: because le/rn always works 01:30:06 Howdy doody, boily dudey? 01:30:11 `? reflection 01:30:12 cat.reflection. 01:30:17 Still works. 01:30:31 Hmmm. 01:30:43 `run cat wisdom/reflectio{n,n,n} 01:30:43 cat.wisdom/reflection.wisdom/reflection.wisdom/reflection.cat.wisdom/reflection.wisdom/reflection.wisdom/reflection.cat.wisdom/reflection.wisdom/reflection.wisdom/reflection. 01:30:51 Yup. 01:31:08 shachaf: only until someone forgets the s stripping twnh 01:31:22 Wallacoloo: you're getting the hang of it :D 01:31:39 hahaha 01:31:39 i suppose technically it still works then 01:32:10 Wallacoloo: please note that there are some grammatical exceptions. please use the vocative case when helloing Taneb hth 01:33:23 CHI 0 - 0 TBL 1P 10:10 01:33:49 boily: vocative case? in what language? 01:34:17 oerjan: Tanelle. somewhat inspired by Latin, IIRC. 01:34:25 oren: TBL? 01:34:40 Tampa Bay Lightning 01:34:56 So "vocative" essentially just means "no verbs", right? I'm not too knowledgeable of linguistics 01:35:03 boily: aha 01:35:09 vocative means "calling" 01:35:46 'Clemens Grumionem vocat' -> "clemens calls grumio" 01:36:26 -- to the extent that I remember high school Latin class 01:36:46 Ô Canada ← our most famous vocative. 01:37:02 also, go Maple Leafs! 01:38:38 So vocative is a special declension of the noun used when calling someone 01:39:03 -!- variable has joined. 01:39:44 oren: neither Clemens nor Grumionem is vocative in that sentence, anyway 01:40:04 -!- GeekDude has quit (Ping timeout: 256 seconds). 01:40:06 right 01:40:21 also, iirc neither of those nouns has a difference if they were 01:43:12 A good example of a noun in vocative is Brutus in 'et tu, Brute?' 01:44:15 yeah 01:45:22 CHI 1 - 0 TBL !!! 02:00:19 2P over 02:05:19 -!- boily has quit (Quit: HOMOTOPIC CHICKEN). 02:06:38 -!- Wallacoloo has quit (Ping timeout: 276 seconds). 02:08:47 I thought we were going with one space? <-- i thought the format rules only applied to quotes 02:12:46 -!- oren has changed nick to oren\n. 02:16:19 oerjan: I was talking about the wisdom rules. 02:16:43 wisdom rules! 02:17:18 `? wise 02:17:19 Uninstalling software installed by the Wise Installation Wizard is unwise. \ It's neither clockwise nor counterclockwise nor otherwise. 02:17:36 * oerjan swats int-e -----### 02:18:03 the installer is called unwise.exe, by the way 02:18:12 what's the easiest way of joining lines in a file? 02:18:23 s/\n//? 02:18:34 oren\n: no, doesn't work 02:19:06 you _can_ do it with sed, but it's too damn awkward to remember 02:19:07 tr -d '\n' 02:19:09 probably. 02:19:18 lifthrasiir: it needs to work in place 02:19:42 `` for f in $(cat wisdom/wise); do echo -n "$f "; done | sed 's/ $//' # hth 02:19:42 Uninstalling software installed by the Wise Installation Wizard is unwise. It's neither clockwise nor counterclockwise nor otherwise. 02:19:44 tr -d '\n' < file | sponge file? 02:20:03 shachaf: not in place hth 02:20:11 `which sponge 02:20:12 No output. 02:20:18 moreutils for the win. 02:20:40 I usually just write my own utils when i need something 02:20:49 oerjan: what's a delicious norwegian food i could attempt to cook 02:21:08 howver, this policy often causes me to wirte many similar prgrams 02:21:27 shachaf: we're not big on veggie food 02:21:36 do you eat fish 02:21:39 no 02:22:15 milk? 02:22:32 yes 02:22:55 `wisdom 02:22:56 bonvenon/Bonvenon al la internacia centro por la desegno kaj ellaso de esoteraj programlingvoj! Por pli da informado, vizitu la Viki-on: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page. (Por la alia speco de esotero, iru al #esoteric sur irc.dal.net.) 02:23:16 esperanto 02:23:27 ok then try rice porridge with sugar, cinnamon and butter 02:23:30 er, is it? 02:23:36 that's norwegian? 02:23:40 Looks like Esperanto. 02:24:16 hmm. the aj - oj adjective agreement would appear to imply it. 02:24:28 not sure what esperanto food is hth 02:24:38 but do any of the other esperantoids have it? 02:25:02 shachaf: also save some to make rice cream for next day's dessert. 02:25:34 oerjan: i'm afraid i won't be eating dessert til july 02:26:16 darn. 02:26:40 shachaf: just wait 2 weeks, then. 02:27:22 christmas in july 02:27:56 shachaf: oh even more traditional is sour cream porridge. (same condiments.) 02:28:12 @google sour cream porridge 02:28:13 https://www.sofn.com/norwegian_culture/featured_recipes/rommegrot/ 02:28:19 confirmed 02:28:53 it's a bit of an acquired taste though. well for me anyway. 02:29:06 I have sour cream, flour, salt, and cinnamon, but no milk. 02:29:55 oh and i recall as a child eating butter porridge (smørgrøt) 02:30:13 but it's hard to do any of them without milk. 02:30:34 @google butter porridge norwegian 02:30:35 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R%C3%B8mmegr%C3%B8t 02:30:42 foiled again 02:30:42 sour cream waffles is also traditional. 02:31:09 i think it's basically sour cream porridge with butter instead? not sure though. 02:31:12 fungot: remind me how coherent you sound? 02:31:12 tswett: i'm trying to use yacc for simpler jobs." 02:31:31 fungot: that was syntactically correct. Are you usually that way for sentences on the order of eight words? 02:31:31 tswett: it's nice in theory 02:31:45 fungot: come on, gimme something slightly longer. 02:31:45 tswett: i mean, er, " singularity" experiment. 02:31:53 fungot: eh, that'll do. 02:33:06 -!- nys has quit (Quit: quit). 02:35:16 `? ようこそ 02:35:17 ​ようこそ? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 02:35:22 `ようこそ 02:35:22 ​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: ようこそ: not found 02:35:31 `wisdom 02:35:31 pi/pi is a very round number. 02:35:37 `wisdom 02:35:38 gopher/Gopher is int-e's vision of the successor of HTTP/2. But zzo38 thought of it first. 02:35:39 `youkoso 02:35:40 ​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: youkoso: not found 02:35:52 `welcome 02:35:53 Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: . (For the other kind of esoterica, try #esoteric on EFnet or DALnet.) 02:35:58 `wisdom 02:35:59 tmyk/tmyk the more overfilled your brain gets. 02:36:09 `wisdom 02:36:10 oregon/Oregon is the home of Oregano. Gregor used to take care of the color scheme, but then he left. 02:37:49 `? color 02:37:49 ​Color is a phenomenon from outer space designed to drive humanity insane and bring forth the new age of Cthulhu. 02:37:54 `? colour 02:37:55 ​Colour is a phenomenon from outer space designed to drive humanity insane and bring forth the new age of Cthulhu. 02:37:56 `` sed -i '1N;s/\n/ /' wisdom/wise 02:37:57 No output. 02:38:00 `? wise 02:38:01 Uninstalling software installed by the Wise Installation Wizard is unwise. It's neither clockwise nor counterclockwise nor otherwise. 02:38:31 CHI 2 - 0 TBL !!!! 5 min left 02:39:17 Am I in any quotes 02:39:18 pi/pi is indeed a very round number. 02:39:30 @quote fowl 02:39:31 No quotes match. And you call yourself a Rocket Surgeon! 02:39:39 @quote oren 02:39:40 No quotes match. :( 02:39:43 @quote orin 02:39:43 workbean says: just write boring code in boring frameworks like Django in boring languages like Python. Don't do exciting things like peeing in the sink. 02:39:48 @quote orin 02:39:48 zeeeeeee says: so aside from the refactoring, there's no other (major) improvements i can make to my program? 02:39:59 @quote tswett 02:39:59 No quotes match. Take a stress pill and think things over. 02:40:02 Gasp. 02:40:06 @quote orin> 02:40:06 No quotes match. That's something I cannot allow to happen. 02:40:08 My ego is devastated. 02:40:18 @quote orin 02:40:18 int-e says: What, unsafeCoerce# is kind-preserving? how boring :/ 02:40:20 @quote fungot 02:40:20 No quotes match. That's something I cannot allow to happen. 02:40:28 @quote lambdabot 02:40:28 lambdabot says: In the definition of `yhjulwwiefzojcbxybbruweejw': 02:40:57 `quote oren 02:40:57 1227) when i was a kid it used to snow on christmas eve. what is this "freezing rain", "sleet" crap? yeah seriously, who is evn in charge anymore? apparently not santa claus Santa Claus is dead by now. \ 1228) <{\[oren]|}> zzo38:it will cause problems by 02:41:03 `quote fowl 02:41:04 1185) one day we'll be able to put evil people inside mirrors and throw them into space like superman 2 02:41:26 `quote fowl 02:41:26 1185) one day we'll be able to put evil people inside mirrors and throw them into space like superman 2 02:41:44 I'm immortal! 02:41:55 `` quote oren 02:41:56 1227) when i was a kid it used to snow on christmas eve. what is this "freezing rain", "sleet" crap? yeah seriously, who is evn in charge anymore? apparently not santa claus Santa Claus is dead by now. \ 1228) <{\[oren]|}> zzo38:it will cause problems by 02:42:34 `` quote oren | sed 's/[^0-9]\+/ /g' 02:42:35 1227 38 \ 1228 \ 1238 02:42:44 `` quote 1238 02:42:45 1238) is instant coffee stronger than espresso? I think it must be... [...] Ohh.... so apparently the jar says one scoop of powder per mug, I assumed an equal amount of powder and boiling water 02:43:12 `` quote 1228 02:43:13 1228) <{\[oren]|}> zzo38:it will cause problems by being hilarious 02:43:25 oren\n: have you recovered from that coffee yet 02:43:28 `wisdom 02:43:29 yah 02:43:29 welcome/Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: . (For the other kind of esoterica, try #esoteric on EFnet or DALnet.) 02:43:32 `wisdom 02:43:33 ruddy/HackEgo? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 02:43:38 `wisdom 02:43:39 supermarioperator/supermarioperator is one of many confusing operators as defined in Control.Plumbers.Monad. Your sanity is in another castle. 02:44:07 `culprits wisdom/ruddy 02:44:08 oerjan elliott oerjan 02:44:16 wtf 02:44:17 -!- Phantom_Hoover has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 02:45:34 `` hg log wisdom/ruddy | grep summary 02:45:35 summary: echo "HackEgo? \xc2\xaf\\(\xc2\xb0\xe2\x80\x8b_o)/\xc2\xaf" >wisdom/ruddy 02:46:03 TBL pull goalie! 02:46:10 2 man adv! 02:46:18 `wisdom 02:46:19 oerjan/Your famous evil overlord oerjan is a lazy expert in future computation. Also an antediluvian Norwegian who hates Roald Dahl. He can never remember the word "amortized" so he put it here for convenience. 02:46:30 `culprits wisdom/oerjan 02:46:31 shachaf oerjan shachaf oerjan elliott Bike FreeFull shachaf shachaf ais523 ais523 elliott FreeFull oerjan FreeFull oerjan FreeFull shachaf shachaf shachaf nitia 02:47:21 30 seconds left! 02:48:12 * oerjan thinks oren\n is somewhat excited 02:48:36 -!- llue has joined. 02:48:39 `wisdom 02:48:40 footnote 8/Isn't it fun reading through all the footnotes? 02:48:52 `? footnote 7 02:48:53 footnote 7? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 02:48:57 NO 02:49:13 ah pp over 02:49:29 oerjan: ok, it doesn't have to be norwegian 02:49:35 what sort of thing should i eat 02:50:03 TBL have to score twice in 1:30 02:50:09 brussel sprouts hth 02:50:34 *+s 02:50:48 CHI are almost certainly gonna win now 02:51:13 25 sec 02:51:39 -!- lleu has quit (Ping timeout: 276 seconds). 02:51:41 * oerjan prepares a tranquilizer gun 02:51:44 oerjan: tdnh 02:51:50 oerjan: what delicious thing 02:52:01 shachaf: try a flan hth 02:52:35 OVER! CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS WIN THE STANLEY CUP! 02:52:42 (also traditional norwegian afaiac) 02:54:00 * oerjan shoots oren\n 02:54:29 they won! they woooouuuuunnnmnmn.... 02:54:37 \me falls over 02:55:05 `unicode bullet 02:55:06 ​• 02:55:11 -!- Sprocklem has joined. 02:55:25 hm wait 02:55:31 `unicode arrow 02:55:36 U+02C2 MODIFIER LETTER LEFT ARROWHEAD \ UTF-8: cb 82 UTF-16BE: 02c2 Decimal: ˂ \ ˂ \ Category: Sk (Symbol, Modifier) \ Bidi: ON (Other Neutrals) \ \ U+02C3 MODIFIER LETTER RIGHT ARROWHEAD \ UTF-8: cb 83 UTF-16BE: 02c3 Decimal: ˃ \ ˃ \ Category: Sk (Symbol, Modifier) \ Bidi: ON (Other Neutrals) \ \ U+02C4 MODIFIER LETTER UP ARROWHE 02:55:51 `unicode RIGHT ARROWHEAD 02:55:52 U+02C3 MODIFIER LETTER RIGHT ARROWHEAD \ UTF-8: cb 83 UTF-16BE: 02c3 Decimal: ˃ \ ˃ \ Category: Sk (Symbol, Modifier) \ Bidi: ON (Other Neutrals) \ \ U+02F2 MODIFIER LETTER LOW RIGHT ARROWHEAD \ UTF-8: cb b2 UTF-16BE: 02f2 Decimal: ˲ \ ˲ \ Category: Sk (Symbol, Modifier) \ Bidi: ON (Other Neutrals) \ \ U+0350 COMBINING RIGHT ARROW 02:56:22 is it telling me it only exists as a modifier 02:56:55 `` unicode arrow | grep -v '[a-z]' 02:56:56 U+02C2 MODIFIER LETTER LEFT ARROWHEAD \ ˂ \ \ U+02C3 MODIFIER LETTER RIGHT ARROWHEAD \ ˃ \ \ U+02C4 MODIFIER LETTER UP ARROWHEAD \ ˄ \ \ U+02C5 MODIFIER LETTER DOWN ARROWHEAD \ ˅ \ \ U+02EF MODIFIER LETTER LOW DOWN ARROWHEAD \ ˯ \ \ U+02F0 MODIFIER LETTER LOW UP ARROWHEAD \ ˰ \ \ U+02F1 MODIFIER LETTER LOW LEFT ARROWHEAD \ ˱ \ \ U+02F 02:57:01 `unicode RIGHTARROw 02:57:03 No output. 02:57:06 `unicode RIGHTARROW 02:57:07 No output. 02:57:10 `unicode RIGHT ARROW 02:57:10 U+02C3 MODIFIER LETTER RIGHT ARROWHEAD \ UTF-8: cb 83 UTF-16BE: 02c3 Decimal: ˃ \ ˃ \ Category: Sk (Symbol, Modifier) \ Bidi: ON (Other Neutrals) \ \ U+02F2 MODIFIER LETTER LOW RIGHT ARROWHEAD \ UTF-8: cb b2 UTF-16BE: 02f2 Decimal: ˲ \ ˲ \ Category: Sk (Symbol, Modifier) \ Bidi: ON (Other Neutrals) \ \ U+034D COMBINING LEFT RIGHT 02:57:15 `unicode 'RIGHT ARROW' 02:57:16 No output. 02:57:19 `` unicode right arrow | grep -v '[a-z]' 02:57:20 U+02C3 MODIFIER LETTER RIGHT ARROWHEAD \ ˃ \ \ U+02F2 MODIFIER LETTER LOW RIGHT ARROWHEAD \ ˲ \ \ U+034D COMBINING LEFT RIGHT ARROW BELOW \ ͍ \ \ U+0350 COMBINING RIGHT ARROWHEAD ABOVE \ ͐ \ \ U+0355 COMBINING RIGHT ARROWHEAD BELOW \ ͕ \ \ U+0356 COMBINING RIGHT ARROWHEAD AND UP ARROWHEAD BELOW \ ͖ \ \ U+0362 COMBINING DOUBLE RIGHTW 02:57:39 `` unicode right arrow | grep -v '[a-z]' | grep -v 'MODIFIER|COMBINING' 02:57:41 U+02C3 MODIFIER LETTER RIGHT ARROWHEAD \ ˃ \ \ U+02F2 MODIFIER LETTER LOW RIGHT ARROWHEAD \ ˲ \ \ U+034D COMBINING LEFT RIGHT ARROW BELOW \ ͍ \ \ U+0350 COMBINING RIGHT ARROWHEAD ABOVE \ ͐ \ \ U+0355 COMBINING RIGHT ARROWHEAD BELOW \ ͕ \ \ U+0356 COMBINING RIGHT ARROWHEAD AND UP ARROWHEAD BELOW \ ͖ \ \ U+0362 COMBINING DOUBLE RIGHTW 02:57:44 wat 02:57:49 `` unicode right arrow | grep -v '[a-z]' | grep -v 'MODIFIER\|COMBINING' 02:57:50 ​˃ \ \ ˲ \ \ ͍ \ \ ͐ \ \ ͕ \ \ ͖ \ \ ͢ \ \ U+08F8 ARABIC RIGHT ARROWHEAD ABOVE \ ࣸ \ \ U+08FA ARABIC RIGHT ARROWHEAD BELOW \ ࣺ \ \ U+08FB ARABIC DOUBLE RIGHT ARROWHEAD ABOVE \ ࣻ 02:58:06 doesn't look good 02:58:23 ← 02:58:27 hth 02:59:14 doesn't look very tranquil 03:00:13 -!- TechEffigy has joined. 03:00:54 -!- codergeek42 has joined. 03:01:21 codergeek42: welcome 03:01:35 variable, Hello haha. 03:07:00 -!- Wright_ has joined. 03:07:01 -!- Wright has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 03:15:00 [wiki] [[TOD]] http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=43212&oldid=39800 * Null * (+10) /* Execution */ fix bug with morning and sunrise 03:16:11 -!- TechEffigy has left. 03:24:35 -!- variable has changed nick to trout. 03:39:56 -!- a2 has quit (Quit: WeeChat 1.0.1). 03:43:42 Count to zero 03:46:58 oren\n: I'm fairly sure that is a left arrow 03:47:02 tdnh 03:49:07 `wisdom 03:49:08 phở/Phở là một món ăn truyền thống của Việt Nam, cũng có thể xem là một trong những món ăn đặc trưng nhất cho ẩm thực Việt Nam. 03:49:13 `wisdom 03:49:13 oregon/Oregon is the home of Oregano. Gregor used to take care of the color scheme, but then he left. 03:49:32 -!- mitchs has quit (Quit: mitchs). 03:58:23 -!- mitchs has joined. 04:00:02 -!- Wright_ has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 04:00:18 -!- Wright has joined. 04:25:10 `? sgeolang 04:25:11 sgeolang currently is neither J nor Io. 04:27:09 what is J and Io? 04:28:18 programming languages hth 04:29:28 oerjan: I knew that, I meant, oh, wait, HackEgo can run J and Io code 04:29:35 I thought J and Io were also categories 04:29:35 :\ 04:30:09 wat 04:30:46 i'm not aware that either of those are currently installed in HackEgo 04:31:18 oerjan: so, I'm confused then 04:31:34 oerjan: I know that J and IO are languages, but I am confused by HackEgo's response 04:33:03 sgeolang is defined as whichever language Sgeo_ is currently obsessing about hth. he seems to have calmed down enough lately that none of us is sure what it is. 04:33:25 it's neither J nor Io hth 04:33:39 Probably Rust ATM 04:33:55 I'm not sure why, I don't really care about no GC 04:34:12 I'm curious as to the history of that entry 04:34:23 `culprits wisdom/sgeolang 04:34:23 `lear Sgeolang is probably Rust ATM. 04:34:24 ​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: lear: not found 04:34:25 shachaf oerjan elliott ais523 ais523 Taneb 04:34:28 `learn Sgeolang is probably Rust ATM. 04:34:28 oerjan: oh, its a quotebot, thanks 04:34:30 Learned 'sgeolang': Sgeolang is probably Rust ATM. 04:34:39 I forgot what HackEgo did :\ 04:34:47 trout: BLASPHEMY 04:35:05 Where's the hackego thijgy 04:35:07 thingy 04:35:12 `wisdom 04:35:14 deewiant/Deewiant is the world expert on Befunge conformance testing. 04:35:30 `url 04:35:31 http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/ 04:36:19 `? ATM 04:36:20 An ATM is when you're withdrawing money right now at a machine that will steal your relevant info 04:36:39 `culprits wisdom/ATM 04:36:40 No output. 04:36:43 `culprits wisdom/atm 04:36:44 Huh shachaf changed it just yesterday 04:36:44 oerjan elliott boily 04:37:11 Sgeo_: that's why i was checking it out, he used a fancy regexp so i got suspicious. 04:37:39 oerjan: hey 04:37:42 that was a good regexp 04:38:04 shachaf: sure, but you did not afais verify that it had worked properly tdnh 04:38:18 oerjan: i tested it in /msg first obviously hth 04:38:36 oerjan: do i look like the sort of person who would spam the channel with unnecessary wisdom entries 04:39:04 ER 04:40:11 `` sed -i 's/$/./' wisdom/atm 04:40:14 No output. 04:40:22 `? ATM 04:40:22 An ATM is when you're withdrawing money right now at a machine that will steal your relevant info. 04:41:09 an atm is 101325 Pa hth 04:48:45 shachaf: there are too many people making broken wisdoms for me to trust anyone not to hth 04:49:06 oerjan: remember when you kicked me for using a fancy regexp on wisdom/ 04:49:18 and banned me or something 04:49:19 good times 04:49:22 not really 04:50:22 later -> 04:51:32 `? sports 04:51:33 sports? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 04:51:41 `wisdom 04:51:42 natural transformation/A natural transformation is a transformation of something containing no chemicals. 04:52:14 Is it the transformation that contains no chemicals, or the something? 04:52:20 `` le/rn sports/An activity where you sit on your butt, while in a faraway city, burly men exercise. 04:52:23 Learned «sports» 04:59:48 -!- bb010g has joined. 05:01:46 -!- Wallacoloo has joined. 05:07:30 -!- Wright has quit (Ping timeout: 264 seconds). 05:13:08 `wisdom 05:13:09 monoid/Monoids are just categories with a single object. 05:13:12 `wisdom 05:13:12 itym/itym "i think you mean" hth 05:13:21 `wisdom 05:13:22 ais523/Agent “Iä” Smith is an alien with a strange allergy to avian body covering, which he is trying to retroactively prevent from ever evolving. On the 3rd of March, he's lawful good. 05:13:27 `wisdom 05:13:28 natural transformation/A natural transformation is a transformation of something containing no chemicals. 05:13:31 `wisdom 05:13:32 myndzi/myndzi keeps us all on our feet 05:19:24 `wisdom 05:19:24 ant/ants are animals too hth 05:19:34 `culprits wisdom/ant 05:19:36 int-e 05:19:39 `wisdom 05:19:41 conspirabiology/conspirabiology is where moth colourings form a dot matrix display to send you subliminal messages. 05:19:45 `wisdom 05:19:46 metasepia/metasepia knows the weather at your nearest airport, and also something about ducks. 05:19:50 `wisdom 05:19:51 helsinki/Helsinki is the capital of Finland. Its main suburb is Hexham, Northumberland. 05:20:02 `culprits wisdom/helsinki 05:20:02 `wisdom 05:20:03 metaturing/This wisdom entry was crushed by a falling anvil. 05:20:03 oerjan elliott Bike FreeFull ais523 ais523 oerjan oerjan oerjan 05:20:50 `? olsner 05:20:51 olsner seems to exist at least. He builds all his esolangs in diesel engines. 05:20:52 `culprits wisdom/olsner 05:20:54 oerjan elliott oerjan kmc Bike FreeFull ais523 ais523 elliott FreeFull oerjan FreeFull oerjan FreeFull oerjan 05:58:17 -!- codergeek42 has changed nick to codergeek42|away. 06:01:01 `wisdom 06:01:02 kanada/Your bankers' vain plazas never nutured no one / And your concrete expanses lay fallow in the sun / And your cities all collapsing while your corrupt mayors shrug 06:01:09 `wisdom 06:01:10 eridanipoid/Eridanipoids form a category of uncategorifiable stellar remnants. They form dense clusters of unmovable and unstoppable objects. 06:01:18 `wisdom 06:01:19 esoteric/This channel is about programming -- for the other kind of esoterica, try #esoteric on EFnet or DALnet. 06:01:24 `wisdom 06:01:24 spam/Spam is a delicious meat product. See http://www.spamjamhawaii.com/ 06:01:34 `wisdom 06:01:35 rhubarb/Rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb, rhubarb: rhubarb rhubarb? Rhubarb, rhubarb, rhubarb rhubarb. 06:01:39 `wisdom 06:01:40 this/this is a word 06:01:44 `wisdom 06:01:45 ​??/\\\¯\\\\\\\(\\\°\\\_\\\o\\\)\\\/\\\¯\\\?\\\ \\\¯\\\\\\\(\\\°\\\_\\\o\\\)\\\/\\\¯ 06:01:56 `? ?? 06:01:57 ​\\\¯\\\\\\\(\\\°\\\_\\\o\\\)\\\/\\\¯\\\?\\\ \\\¯\\\\\\\(\\\°\\\_\\\o\\\)\\\/\\\¯ 06:02:48 -!- codergeek42|away has changed nick to codergeek42. 06:05:47 `wisdom 06:05:48 forth/Since Biblical times, Forth has been the go-to language for multiplication. 06:06:40 `wisdom 06:06:41 urbandictionary/Urban Dictionary is an alternative, inferior wisdom database. 06:06:45 `wisdom 06:06:46 wisdom/wisdom is always factually accurate, except for this entry, and uh that other one? it started with like, an ø? 06:07:55 `wisdom 06:07:56 you/you a haskell 06:08:05 `wisdom 06:08:06 htdh/HtDH is a classic text on How to Design Hotdogs or possibly Hogprams. It is all about functional condiments, and was co-authored by Herence Tao and Don Ho. 06:21:09 -!- codergeek42 has left ("Ex-Chat"). 06:24:53 `` mv wisdom/sport{s,} 06:24:54 No output. 06:26:12 shachaf: see, not only does le/rn mess with s removal, but it also encourages people to make wisdoms that don't contain the lookup term. 06:26:29 oerjan: Yes, I was thinking about that. 06:27:00 gotta keep the ørjans of the world busy somehow 06:28:12 -!- J_A_Work has joined. 06:29:03 If you don't think le/rn should exist you can delete it. 06:29:54 After all, mk still exists. 06:39:50 ** 06:42:00 `unidecode ** 06:42:00 ​[U+002A ASTERISK] [U+002A ASTERISK] 06:42:15 boo 06:42:22 `unidecode ・ 06:42:23 ​[U+FF65 HALFWIDTH KATAKANA MIDDLE DOT] 06:42:26 HA 06:45:15 `unidecode ・··∙• 06:45:16 ​[U+FF65 HALFWIDTH KATAKANA MIDDLE DOT] [U+00B7 MIDDLE DOT] [U+00B7 MIDDLE DOT] [U+2219 BULLET OPERATOR] [U+2022 BULLET] 07:03:10 -!- rdococ has joined. 07:11:26 halfwidth katakana are an excellent idea, because otherwise the katakana words in a text take up way too much space 07:12:47 I want a browser extensionn that halfifies all the katakana words on the page 07:18:48 -!- password2_ has joined. 07:47:03 . o O ( `` echo He hates newlines. >> wisdom/oerjan ) 08:29:46 -!- Patashu has joined. 08:46:38 -!- Wallacoloo has quit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds). 09:05:34 -!- Sprocklem has quit (Ping timeout: 246 seconds). 09:23:25 -!- Phantom_Hoover has joined. 09:38:43 -!- rdococ has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 09:53:11 `cat culprits 09:53:11 cat: culprits: No such file or directory 09:53:17 `cat bin/culprits 09:53:17 hg log --removed "$1" | grep summary: | awk '{print substr($2,2,length($2)-2)}' | sed "s/.$/\x0F&/" | xargs 10:18:04 -!- AnotherTest has joined. 10:18:37 -!- boily has joined. 10:30:04 @metar CYUL 10:30:04 CYUL 161000Z 14004KT 30SM SCT020 BKN058 OVC080 18/16 A2982 RMK SC3SC3AC2 SLP098 DENSITY ALT 500FT 10:36:08 @metar LZSH 10:36:09 No result. 10:36:13 @metar LUSH 10:36:14 No result. 10:36:15 hm 10:36:27 @metar LSZH 10:36:27 LSZH 161020Z 01004KT 340V080 9999 FEW014 SCT020 BKN095 18/15 Q1019 NOSIG 10:36:47 Zurich? 10:36:51 yeh 10:38:05 -!- FireFly has quit (Changing host). 10:38:05 -!- FireFly has joined. 10:38:36 Aaargh, I'm doing that thing I do again where I forget to eat 10:38:48 Don't worry. 10:38:58 It'll take days before you die. 10:41:12 Not helping 10:44:11 I also can't get the idea of a natural transformation into my head 10:44:22 it's unnatural 10:44:48 `quote unnatural 10:44:50 1241) after a while doing esolangs, you kind-of forget negative numbers exist they're so unnatural 10:45:00 That is one of my favourite quotes 10:47:17 what was it, given functors F and G, a natural transformation is a family n_A : F(A) -> G(A) such that n_A . G(f) = F(f) . n_B? for all f : A -> B? 10:47:57 (I'd have to look this up) 10:48:03 Taneb: have you ever tried soylent? 10:48:16 I have not, it's too expensive for me, I think 10:49:02 so 10:49:09 we need an esolang that doesn't have positive numbers.. 10:49:22 unlambda 10:49:33 only sub-zero numbers 10:49:36 and only to -273 10:49:41 int-e, I think the assumption was that negative numbers exist 10:49:46 after that it doesn't get any less positive 10:53:16 Taneb: the only non-trivial natural transformation that I recognize as such in practice is the "return" of monads. 10:56:48 And I suppose join is one, too. 10:58:06 what is the set of all numbers without integers called? outegers? 10:58:59 If not it should be 11:16:08 R\Z i guess 11:16:22 they're not interesting enough to need a proper name 11:22:33 -!- boily has quit (Quit: UNTRACTABLE CHICKEN). 11:37:55 -!- evalj has joined. 11:49:52 -!- Patashu has quit (Ping timeout: 272 seconds). 11:50:37 -!- Patashu has joined. 12:34:12 -!- Patashu has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). 12:38:14 -!- rdococ has joined. 12:46:06 -!- J_A_Work has quit (Quit: J_A_Work). 12:50:07 -!- llue has quit (Quit: That's what she said). 12:50:41 -!- lleu has joined. 13:06:03 -!- hjulle has joined. 13:37:15 !bfjoust nyuroki >>>>>>[(-)*10[+].[-].]---)*21]--<[>>>(>[(-)*10[+]][-].]---)*20]--<---)*21]++<[>->((([-)*1[(>)*19[+].[-].]---)*21]--<[>>>(>[(-)*10[+].[-].]---)*21]--<[>>>(>[(-)*10[+].[-].]---)*21]--<[-]>[-].]---)*21](-)*10>><(+[(-)*10[+].----)*21]--<[(-)*50[+]]/--)*71](-)*71<(-)*51((-)*10>(+)*53>(-)*22>(-)*30>(-)*15>(+)*10>(+)*10>(+)*55>(+)*41>(-)*59<(+)*61<(-)*60>(+)*55>(-)*19>(+)*51<(-)*50> -)*21 13:37:35 Lemme guess, it's a different bot now. 13:38:55 ​Score for tswett_nyuroki: 0.0 13:39:38 !zjoust < 13:39:38 oerjan: "!zjoust progname code". See http://zem.fi/bfjoust/ for documentation. 13:39:47 two bots, actually 13:40:19 zemhill_ is a bit more advanced, if it's working... 13:40:29 The bots should joust each other, clearly 13:42:02 -!- Phantom_Hoover has quit (Ping timeout: 265 seconds). 13:53:16 -!- Wright has joined. 13:53:25 hahahahahahahhahaha 13:54:57 -!- `^_^v has joined. 13:55:02 Question. Is there a portable way to fsync a directory even if you only have write and execute access to it, not read access? 14:08:13 Oh, maybe I can open a directory for read-only even if I don't have read permission? Let me see 14:10:27 yes, I can still open it for reading, great 14:18:51 indeed, can still call open and fsync when unreadable. sorry. 14:24:51 Is there even any filesystem that allows write-only access 14:25:01 Jafet: yes 14:25:21 all filesystems that support unix permission bits do I think 14:31:40 -!- Herbalist has joined. 14:31:47 -!- Herbalist has quit (Changing host). 14:31:48 -!- Herbalist has joined. 14:57:43 -!- ProofTechnique has joined. 14:57:56 -!- FreeFull has quit (Quit: Bbs). 14:59:54 -!- zadock has joined. 15:06:00 -!- Herbalist has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). 15:29:32 do you know any good in-depth explanations of how concurrent garbage collectors work? 15:36:32 nortti: really concurrent one, or just incremental? 15:36:41 I don't know of such an explanation 15:37:21 incremental is the one that has several heaps, and goes through some faster? 15:37:36 and moves old stuff to the less-visited ones 15:37:53 nortti: no 15:38:17 nortti: moving or non-moving is orthogonal to incremental vs stop-the-world 15:38:51 incremental means the gc does a small amount of work before every allocation, proportional to how much is allocated, thus making sure it can't lag behind, 15:39:05 ah, ok 15:39:12 whereas stop-the-world means it occasionally does a full collection instead, but does nothing at most allocations 15:39:24 moving is, I think, called generational? I'm not sure in that 15:39:45 oh wait, several heaps and goes throuhg some faster? I haven't heared of that 15:39:49 ah, right, yea. I was thinking of generational 15:40:05 err, s/faster/more often/ 15:40:10 I was thinking of moving (compacting) vs non-moving in the sense whether the addresses remain constant 15:40:43 hm. I guess either. incremental, or truly concurrent 15:40:52 Moving can remove space between elements so the allocation itself is just a pointer increment, but it's tricky because it has to update all the existing pointers in objects when it moves stuff 15:41:20 I have no idea how truly concurrent works 15:41:45 I've read on the chicken gc (which is generational), let me find the link 15:42:20 http://www.more-magic.net/posts/internals-gc.html 15:42:42 that explained that very well, and in best case looking for something like that 15:58:36 http://gchandbook.org looks promising 16:06:46 -!- Herbalist has joined. 16:14:26 -!- oerjan has quit (Quit: GCZZZ). 17:10:18 -!- Herbalist has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). 17:12:29 -!- zadock has quit (Quit: Leaving). 17:20:27 -!- Herbalist has joined. 17:23:02 -!- llue has joined. 17:23:25 -!- bb010g has quit (Quit: Connection closed for inactivity). 17:26:47 -!- lleu has quit (Ping timeout: 265 seconds). 17:29:56 -!- hjulle has quit (Ping timeout: 250 seconds). 17:47:07 I'm lonely... 17:51:39 is there a channel for discussing RPGs? 17:52:02 or should I make up a ROLEPLAYINGLANGUAGE? 17:54:44 It would be acceptably off topic to just discuss RPGs here. 17:54:56 (either role playing games or rocket-propelled grenades. :)) 17:58:14 rdococ: Assuming non-tabletop RPGs.. FF7 remake. Your thoughts? 17:59:32 -!- Wallacoloo has joined. 18:04:43 -!- `^_^v has quit (Quit: This computer has gone to sleep). 18:07:47 -!- `^_^v has joined. 18:12:58 I have been hoping in vain that they'll remake any FF over 6 for several years. 18:16:15 -!- `^_^v has quit (Quit: This computer has gone to sleep). 18:16:41 -!- `^_^v has joined. 18:19:45 -!- `^_^v has quit (Client Quit). 18:23:10 -!- `^_^v has joined. 18:34:51 oren\n: Actually there will be a FF7 remake. 18:40:28 -!- Sprocklem has joined. 18:40:46 -!- lemurian has joined. 18:48:08 -!- `^_^v has quit (Quit: This computer has gone to sleep). 18:48:21 -!- `^_^v has joined. 18:52:48 -!- AnotherTest has quit (Ping timeout: 276 seconds). 18:56:35 -!- AnotherTest has joined. 18:57:14 -!- AnotherTest has changed nick to AnotherTe. 18:58:39 -!- password2_ has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). 19:01:42 -!- FreeFull has joined. 19:01:47 -!- FreeFull has quit (Changing host). 19:01:48 -!- FreeFull has joined. 19:04:23 mhi^: exactly. there will be, but it's far too late 19:04:43 they could have done it a long time ago 19:04:50 `wisdom 19:05:03 banach-tarski/"Banach-Tarski" is an anagram of "Banach-Tarski Banach-Tarski". 19:05:12 `wisdom 19:05:12 amiga/Amiga is Spanish for a female friend. 19:05:15 `wisdom 19:05:16 cyberdrone/cyberdrone is a drone flying in cyberspace. 19:05:28 `? wisdom 19:05:28 wisdom is always factually accurate, except for this entry, and uh that other one? it started with like, an ø? 19:05:36 hm 19:05:38 `wisdom 19:05:39 forty/forty means "in a fort-like manner" 19:06:06 `wisdom 19:06:09 elliot/No one was ever called Elliot. 19:06:12 `wisdom 19:06:13 just intonation/Bad-tempered people can be recognized by just intonation. 19:06:24 `wisdom 19:06:24 drone/drones are tools used to perform certain criminal actions that were not possible in ancient times. 19:06:35 `wisdom 19:06:37 augur/augur took no cakes. 19:06:58 hmph 19:07:01 `wisdom 19:07:01 burma/ask Bike 19:07:07 `wisdom 19:07:08 qzyzzalroum/You should start the crossword over. 19:07:22 DAMNIT 19:07:24 I WANT CAKE 19:08:04 `wisdom 19:08:05 piet/ \ Piet is a really colorful programming language. 19:08:31 hahahahahaha 19:08:37 `? rdococ 19:08:37 RDOCOCLIKESTOMAKELANGUAGESLIKETHIS 19:08:45 ehehehehehehe ... it's so funny 19:08:58 `wisdom 19:08:59 supermarioperator/supermarioperator is one of many confusing operators as defined in Control.Plumbers.Monad. Your sanity is in another castle. 19:09:16 ...? 19:09:17 `haddock 19:09:18 ​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: haddock: not found 19:09:22 `wisdom haddock 19:09:23 usa/See America. 19:09:25 `` tail -n1 wisdom/piet > /tmp/$$; mv /tmp/$$ wisdom/piet 19:09:27 No output. 19:09:38 no wonder toilets in the Mushroom Kingdom don't work 19:09:56 I wonder, when a plumber needs to pee or poo, where does he go? 19:10:20 `wisdom 19:10:21 conspirabiology/conspirabiology is where moth colourings form a dot matrix display to send you subliminal messages. 19:10:38 `wisdom 19:10:39 wisisis "This isn't an actual wisdom, just a tribute."/ 19:11:20 `` hg log wisdom/wisisis* | grep summary 19:11:21 summary: addwep wisisis "This isn\'t an actual wisdom, just a tribute." 19:11:40 `` cat bin/addwep 19:11:40 ​#!/bin/sh \ echo "$2" > "wisdom/$1" 19:11:58 what's all this? 19:12:34 `` rm bin/addwep 19:12:36 No output. 19:12:47 `` rm wisdom/wisisis* 19:12:50 No output. 19:14:15 That must have been a long time ago 19:14:40 Because I don't remember it in the slightest 19:28:19 -!- GeekDude has joined. 19:31:28 -!- rdococ has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 19:47:12 [wiki] [[Don't bother clicking here.]] N http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?oldid=43213 * 85.0.153.1 * (+51) Created page with "I did actually fucking bother. #firstworldanarchism" 19:47:54 Sup esoterics 19:59:14 -!- wundo has joined. 20:00:50 -!- wundo has left. 20:08:12 -!- gamemanj has joined. 20:10:00 `? unlambda 20:10:00 unlambda? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 20:10:04 `? brainfuck 20:10:05 brainfuck is the integral of the family of terrible esolangs. 20:10:48 HackEgo: But the question is, is brainfuck itself terrible? 20:14:26 `le/rn unlambda ``ci`r`.!`.l`.a`.i`.v`.i`.r`.t`. `.t`.s`.e`.'`.c`. `.,`.a`.d`.b`.m`.a`.l`.n`.U`ci 20:14:31 Learned «unlambda ``ci`r`.!`.l`.a`.i`.v`.i`.r`.t`. `.t`.s`.e`.'`.c`. `.,`.a`.d`.b`.m`.a`.l`.n`.u`ci» 20:14:41 `revert 20:14:49 rm: cannot remove `/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/env/.hg/store/data/canary.orig': Is a directory \ Done. 20:15:23 meh. 20:15:53 `` rm wisdom/unlambda\ * 20:15:54 rm: cannot remove `wisdom/unlambda *': No such file or directory 20:16:34 `rm wisdom/unlambda ``ci`r`.!`.l`.a`.i`.v`.i`.r`.t`. `.t`.s`.e`.'`.c`. `.,`.a`.d`.b`.m`.a`.l`.n`.U`ci 20:16:34 rm: cannot remove `wisdom/unlambda ``ci`r`.!`.l`.a`.i`.v`.i`.r`.t`. `.t`.s`.e`.\'`.c`. `.,`.a`.d`.b`.m`.a`.l`.n`.U`ci': No such file or directory 20:17:42 `mk wisdom/unlambda ``ci`r`.!`.l`.a`.i`.v`.i`.r`.t`. `.t`.s`.e`.'`.c`. `.,`.a`.d`.b`.m`.a`.l`.n`.U`ci 20:17:44 No output. 20:17:47 another advantage of mk 20:18:37 `le/rn unlambda/``ci`r`.!`.l`.a`.i`.v`.i`.r`.t`. `.t`.s`.e`.'`.c`. `.,`.a`.d`.b`.m`.a`.l`.n`.U`ci 20:18:39 Learned «unlambda» 20:19:21 the mk thing didn't do anything though? 20:19:37 `` echo wisdom/unlambda* 20:19:38 wisdom/unlambda wisdom/unlambda ``ci`r`.!`.l`.a`.i`.v`.i`.r`.t`. `.t`.s`.e`.'`.c`. `.,`.a`.d`.b`.m`.a`.l`.n`.u`ci 20:19:41 Right, it failed because there was no // 20:19:48 I guess it could print an error message on failure. 20:19:51 `` echo wisdom/unlambda*i 20:19:52 wisdom/unlambda ``ci`r`.!`.l`.a`.i`.v`.i`.r`.t`. `.t`.s`.e`.'`.c`. `.,`.a`.d`.b`.m`.a`.l`.n`.u`ci 20:19:53 Even the bot in here is esoteric 20:19:59 `` rm wisdom/unlambda*i 20:20:01 But le/rn doesn't fail, it just makes an invalid file. 20:20:02 No output. 20:20:37 so why didn't the `revert work? 20:21:02 I think it did work. 20:21:17 not according to http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi 20:22:43 `? unlambda 20:22:44 ​``ci`r`.!`.l`.a`.i`.v`.i`.r`.t`. `.t`.s`.e`.'`.c`. `.,`.a`.d`.b`.m`.a`.l`.n`.U`ci 20:22:58 OK, maybe not. 20:23:03 maybe I expected the wrong thing; afaiu, it's supposed to revert the latest commit. 20:23:12 (if given no arguments) 20:23:24 That's my understanding also. 20:23:34 It's a little broken due to canary trouble lately. 20:23:40 But I thought it was still working. 20:23:49 `? ursala 20:23:50 ​~&al?\~&ar ~&aa^&~&afahPRPfafatPJPRY+ ~&farlthlriNCSPDPDrlCS2DlrTS2J,^|J/~& ~&rt!=+ ^= ~&s+ ~&H(-+.|=&lrr;,|=&lrl;,|=≪+-, ~&rgg&& ~&irtPFXlrjrXPS; ~&lrK2tkZ2g&& ~&llrSL2rDrlPrrPljXSPTSL)+-, 20:24:00 shachaf: it's not broken, just pinin' for the fjords 20:24:03 `culprits wisdom/unlambda 20:24:04 int-e 20:24:21 `wisdom 20:24:22 flagpole/A flagpole is like a tadpole, but with a flag on top. 20:24:31 `? bit 20:24:32 bit? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 20:24:34 `? flag 20:24:35 flag? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 20:25:05 A flagpole is just a tad different from what that wisdom entry says. 20:25:51 SuperPedant is a required-typed language, that is typing is strong and any expression must be preceded by its type, two expressions (1 and 1+1) [int]1 ; [int][(int,int)->int][int]1+[int]1 20:28:20 `wisdom 20:28:21 friend/Friends make graphs together / La la la la 20:28:28 `rm wisdom/friend 20:28:29 No output. 20:45:04 -!- `^_^v has quit (Quit: This computer has gone to sleep). 20:46:40 -!- `^_^v has joined. 20:48:47 -!- GeekDude has quit (Quit: {{{}}{{{}}{{}}}{{}}} (www.adiirc.com)). 20:51:14 -!- nys has joined. 20:57:03 -!- gamemanj has quit (Ping timeout: 272 seconds). 20:57:17 -!- ProofTechnique has quit (Quit: My Mac has gone to sleep. ZZZzzz…). 21:00:00 `wisdom 21:00:01 fentimans/fentimans is a delicious beverage out from Hexham, that can be paired with a fresh fternooner for a nutritive midday snack. 21:00:04 `wisdom 21:00:05 hipchat/hipchat is a chat where you can communicate solely by using meme-emoticons but shouldn't. 21:04:46 -!- Patashu has joined. 21:19:55 -!- GeekDude has joined. 21:30:53 Anyone know what oerjan's last name is? 21:31:01 -!- AnotherTe has quit (Ping timeout: 255 seconds). 21:31:28 I assume his first name is Ørjan. 21:32:19 Johansen. 21:33:34 -!- ProofTechnique has joined. 21:36:16 -!- Patashu has quit (Ping timeout: 256 seconds). 21:36:40 -!- llue has quit (Quit: That's what she said). 21:37:27 Oh yeah. 21:40:48 -!- hjulle has joined. 21:41:35 aww, wisdom has no friend anymore 21:53:40 -!- Wallacoloo has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 21:56:43 -!- boily has joined. 21:58:21 @metar CYUL 21:58:21 CYUL 162145Z 29004KT 270V340 15SM -SHRA FEW009 SCT020 BKN050 OVC080 22/20 A2982 RMK CF1SC3SC4AC1 CF TR TCU EMBD SLP099 DENSITY ALT 1000FT 21:58:40 22 fungotting 20. it's damp, humid and oh so moist outside. 21:58:40 boily: do not say quine, it quines your request 21:58:51 fungot: stop being sentient hth 21:58:51 boily: do you need? -g ( was that truncated?) 21:59:03 fungot: no, lambdie is perfectly fine without -g. 21:59:04 boily: that's all of them 21:59:16 fungot: indeed. and stop being sentient. 21:59:16 boily: the programming language. it is 21:59:23 fungot: no, it is not. 22:12:03 -!- evalj has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). 22:14:16 -!- `^_^v has quit (Quit: This computer has gone to sleep). 22:19:38 -!- Phantom_Hoover has joined. 22:19:46 `? Ruby 22:19:51 Ruby 22:20:04 ... 22:20:36 oren\n: helloren\n. I appear to be missing some part of Ruby. 22:24:51 -!- GeekDude has quit (Quit: {{{}}{{{}}{{}}}{{}}} (www.adiirc.com)). 22:42:30 `? ruby 22:42:31 Ruby 22:44:28 `` le/rn ruby/Ruby is a programming language from Japan, that Eventually decided to support non-ascii characters. 22:44:29 Learned «ruby» 22:44:32 `? ruby 22:44:33 Ruby 22:44:44 `` le/rn 'ruby/Ruby is a programming language from Japan, that Eventually decided to support non-ascii characters.' 22:44:48 Learned «ruby» 22:44:50 `? ruby 22:44:51 Ruby is a programming language from Japan, that Eventually decided to support non-ascii characters. 22:45:20 -!- spiette has quit (Quit: :qa!). 22:48:47 `thanks oren\n 22:48:47 Thanks, oren\n. Thoren\n. 22:49:25 just use `le/rn 22:49:34 Yes that is work better 22:49:44 (Especially if you want to put apostrophe in the data too) 23:03:13 zzo38: But what if you want to put newline in the data? 23:04:38 Of course it that case it doesn't work, but you should probably try not to put line breaks in the data anyways. 23:06:19 What if you want to put an unprintable character in the data? 23:07:04 You probably shouldn't do that either, but of course you can create the file in other ways too if you need line breaks or unprintable or whatever. 23:25:01 -!- Wright has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 23:25:19 -!- Wright has joined. 23:26:33 -!- GeekDude has joined. 23:29:38 It looks to me that cURL does not support URL-encoded POST data? It seems only accepting multipart format. 23:29:55 Is there a way to tell it to emit URL-encoded POST data? 23:32:43 -!- nys has changed nick to nyssa. 23:32:49 -!- nyssa has changed nick to nys. 23:34:07 i don't know BUT hey is there some way of.. compiling limits/colimits 23:34:14 if you catch my meaning 23:35:04 nyellos. what's a limit/colimit? 23:35:47 http://ncatlab.org/nlab/show/limit 23:35:52 >_> 23:36:22 is it stupid to use an emulator to play a game I also have on cartridge and virtual console? 23:37:15 shoot now there are three lines of questioning at once 23:37:53 oren\n: Not necessarily. 23:38:13 It can help to create multiple save files, pause, debugging, speed-up, cheat-codes, screenshots, etc 23:41:34 I don't catch your meaning. 23:42:58 -!- hjulle has quit (Ping timeout: 264 seconds). 23:45:24 shachaf: if you have products, and you have a program f, as well as a program g, it's simple to construct a program 23:45:52 so i'm wondering if there's a similar kind of way of assigning a computation to limits 23:50:36 Well, that's assuming your category even has limits. 23:50:52 Or maybe it isn't, and you just care about the limits you do have. 23:51:12 i want limits just to see if they mean something >-> 23:51:34 But generally constructing those is pretty much doing what you said. 23:56:28 -!- GeekDude has quit (Quit: {{{}}{{{}}{{}}}{{}}} (www.adiirc.com)).