00:07:17 -!- relrod has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 00:11:41 -!- Phantom_Hoover has joined. 00:19:27 ただいま 00:23:16 -!- relrod_ has joined. 00:26:31 idea: everything is a void***... (infinite number of *) 00:28:35 Sounds pretty philosophical. 00:28:37 what operations could one do on those? assign, dereference, reference, compare equality? 00:28:55 then we represent an integer N as a void **n such that **n=n and *n-n = N 00:29:41 in oter words a pointer loop of length 1 and "span" N 00:30:18 interesting 00:33:05 this means that you can;t just stick an integer anywhere. if *A is "2" then *(A+1) can't contain "1" or "-1", and *(A+2) would obviously contain "-2" 00:34:08 Here, have some randomly generated #esoteric quotes: http://lpaste.net/136069 00:34:20 "hmm, but the program doesn't work with a little message" 00:36:05 "Like, I saw some implementations of a mathematician" :D 00:36:11 how were these generated 00:36:41 I hate it when compilers can't annoy my instructions 00:37:19 nortti: a neural net apparentluy 00:45:39 -!- relrod_ has changed nick to relrod. 00:49:37 Yeah, neural nets. 00:49:42 Rather, a neural net. 00:49:48 Karpathy's Internet-famous one. 00:53:53 -!- mihow has quit (Quit: mihow). 01:14:07 -!- hppavilion1 has joined. 01:14:09 Hi 01:15:01 Hi 01:15:07 Yuy 01:15:15 Someone responded 01:16:28 What esoteric coding things you itnerested in? 01:16:33 *interested 01:27:17 -!- heroux has quit (Ping timeout: 246 seconds). 01:27:38 -!- heroux has joined. 01:28:14 -!- hppavilion1 has quit (Ping timeout: 246 seconds). 01:47:16 Woo, OS development. 01:48:07 Looks like in order to build this one, I need "a cross-compiling copy of binutils". 01:48:46 I think you need to sacrifice a virgin to get one 01:49:14 Fortunately, it just so happens... 02:10:38 -!- Wright has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 02:12:00 -!- Phantom_Hoover has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 02:18:54 -!- nys has quit (Quit: quit). 02:37:45 -!- GeekDude has quit (Quit: {{{}}{{{}}{{}}}{{}}} (www.adiirc.com)). 02:40:41 -!- hilquias has joined. 02:47:33 -!- diplomaticus has quit (Quit: Leaving). 03:10:43 -!- Thisbe has quit (Quit: Left). 03:16:00 -!- Wright has joined. 03:25:01 -!- hppavilion1noili has joined. 03:25:07 Hi 03:25:17 MDude: 03:27:06 Sup 03:27:42 Did you mean to link something there, hppavilion1noili 03:27:52 ? 03:27:53 Oh 03:27:54 No 03:28:05 I was just looking for someone to talk to :P 03:28:12 About what? 03:28:17 IDK 03:28:21 Probably Esolangs 03:28:25 Well I'm actually off to bed at the moment. 03:28:26 What esolangs? 03:28:29 Oh 03:28:30 OK 03:28:33 WHo knows? 03:28:34 Sleep based esolands. 03:28:37 YES 03:28:41 And esolangs. 03:28:44 SLEEPfuck 03:28:56 Um 03:29:02 We cal those we dreams. 03:29:03 Pretend I didn't just say that 03:29:11 *wet 03:29:18 ... 03:29:47 t(-.-t) 03:30:50 * MDude jumps into the air in front of a banner reading "Unstopunble". 03:33:11 -!- password2_ has joined. 03:34:46 Other ideas for sleep esolangs: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dream#Neurological_theories 03:35:44 -!- MDude has changed nick to MDream. 03:43:12 hm sleepfuck is like brainfuck, except the IP sometimes inexplicably jumps between parts of the program that look similar. 03:43:59 so the program evolution looks locally like it makes sense, but not when you try to put it all together. 03:45:09 sometimes i wonder if real life is like that. 03:45:29 Inrwearinf... 03:45:34 *Interesting... 03:46:22 Oerjan, go make the page. I need a definition of "Similar" 03:48:56 sorry, making a brainfuck derivative on the wiki would destroy my cred tdnh 03:49:28 also risk a brain bricking 03:51:45 But how can you call yourself a member of #esoteric without a Brainfuck derivative? 03:52:53 truly a conundrum 04:00:29 How many bricks you need to make it? 04:00:47 -!- coppro has changed nick to ppro. 04:04:13 oerjan: Sleepborge 04:07:01 FreeFull: itym -bolge hth 04:07:40 Ah, right, Malbolge for the language, Malborge for the circle of hell 04:07:53 no, Malebolge for the circle. 04:08:43 >_< 04:08:51 I should look things up 04:08:59 Before I say anything 04:09:41 malborge is a misspelling which i've somehow seen around lately. 04:11:03 just change your nick to FleeFurr and claim it was all on pulpose. 04:11:28 Or maybe Furfur and say I'm an angel 04:11:38 furrfu 04:13:14 *le sigh* https://www.reddit.com/r/self/comments/3cbt5c/please_stop_downvoting_ellen_paos_comments/ 04:15:13 to complete the irony, ellen pao needs to respond there and be downvoted to oblivion. 04:16:51 the popcorn has been great this week 04:19:16 surely you mean the poprn 04:22:30 I almost freaked out when I saw ais523 making changes to the Wikihack wikia, but that was just to mention the Nethackwiki 04:24:31 -!- variable has joined. 04:39:05 -!- password2_ has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 04:39:55 -!- password2_ has joined. 04:45:58 -!- Thisbe has joined. 04:55:04 -!- hppavilion1noili has quit (Ping timeout: 246 seconds). 05:00:30 -!- variable has quit (Quit: 1 found in /dev/zero). 05:01:10 -!- variable has joined. 05:04:43 -!- Alcest has quit (Ping timeout: 276 seconds). 05:22:53 -!- password2_ has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 05:37:46 -!- hppavilion1 has joined. 05:37:51 Hu 05:43:29 -!- Vent has joined. 05:45:17 -!- Thisbe has quit (Ping timeout: 248 seconds). 06:03:43 -!- Vent has quit (Quit: Left). 06:03:59 -!- Vent has joined. 06:04:25 -!- Vent has quit (Client Quit). 06:04:44 -!- Thisbe has joined. 06:12:01 -!- x10A94 has joined. 06:13:15 -!- lemurian has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 06:22:34 -!- hppavilion1 has quit (Ping timeout: 246 seconds). 06:33:52 -!- Thisbe has quit (Quit: Left). 06:43:45 -!- variable has quit (Ping timeout: 256 seconds). 06:47:39 -!- J_A_Work has joined. 06:49:52 -!- aretecode has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 06:52:52 -!- aretecode has joined. 07:47:18 fnord 07:47:53 hm. 07:47:57 interesting @pointers 07:48:08 incrementing is & and decrementing is * 07:48:22 but meh 07:52:12 -!- oerjan has quit (Quit: Mine neither.). 07:54:10 -!- bb010g has quit (Quit: Connection closed for inactivity). 08:30:14 -!- Patashu has joined. 08:44:10 -!- Alcest has joined. 09:10:37 How can I make Mozilla use a HTTP proxy for an arbitrary URI scheme and otherwise assume it is like HTTP? 09:13:42 zzo38: I doubt you'd be able to convince mozilla to do that. maybe if you recompile the whole thing and modify its source, or if you just get another browser for this. 09:14:57 There is a ALLOWS_PROXY_HTTP flag, but I am not sure how to make it work 09:15:23 also, "low potassium", hehe 09:17:54 -!- J_A_Work has quit (Quit: J_A_Work). 10:05:14 @metar LOWI 10:05:15 LOWI 070950Z 28004KT 230V320 9999 FEW075 30/19 Q1016 NOSIG 10:05:56 -!- aretecode has quit (Ping timeout: 265 seconds). 10:11:17 -!- aretecode has joined. 10:20:37 -!- boily has joined. 10:20:37 -!- Wright has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 10:20:53 -!- Wright has joined. 10:25:40 zzo38: How would it handle urn:foo:9 then 10:25:44 that's a valid URI 10:29:10 mroman_: I don't mean all URIs, I mean only schemes I specify. For example if kerjejr:// is specified then it will do "GET kerjejr://whatever" 10:30:06 And if https:// is specified then it does that for https:// and so on, but does not apply to any other URI (such as telnet:// or whatever) 10:33:49 `? kerjejr 10:34:00 ... 10:34:13 ... :I 10:34:35 fizzie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWIGNAHARGHFLBLGLFLBLBLBLBLBL! 10:38:49 -!- Phantom_Hoover has joined. 10:39:02 Somebody should make a formula age(x) where x is the number of Pokémons a person knows 10:43:17 ... one? 10:44:32 You only know one Pokémon? 10:44:34 What are you? 10:45:11 int-e, there's like at least 17 pokemon 10:45:20 my generation should know about 150 Pokémons 10:45:43 future generations should know more 10:45:47 and past generation should know less 10:45:50 well... none actually 10:45:59 the formula might not be very precise for old people 10:46:23 do I have to know their numbers, their names, their appearance, or just that there are 151 pokémons and no more? 10:46:31 mroman_: Last I checked I considered myself human :P 10:46:45 Well... the website would display images of Pokémons and you will select those that appear familiar to you 10:46:49 I guess that's the easiest way 10:46:55 and then it will calculate your age based on that 10:47:35 or display their names 10:47:40 You have to know their number, name, colors, elements, and hit-points 10:47:42 images are probably too copyrighted 10:48:39 In that case I know none of them. I've heard there's a franchise with several games... something about collecting them all... 10:48:53 I found it stupid as a teenager, never got over that first impression ;) 10:49:10 Yeah, I'll treat you as an outlier. 10:49:20 mroman_: um, I'm quite sure I don't recognize that many pokemons 10:49:39 I should be able to recognize roughly 150 10:49:44 oh, you also have to know their number, name, colors, elements and hit points? I wouldn't know all that for any pokemon 10:50:01 Yeah, me neither. 10:50:05 I can probably link names to images 10:50:08 int-e: what? the "collect them all" is only a tagline, isn't it? 10:50:17 It's Catch 'em all 10:50:23 b_jonas: you're asking the wrong person. 10:50:33 Then you are not a real pokemon fan 10:50:39 I could probably link about... I dunno, five or ten between names and images 10:52:25 Ten isn't quite enough 10:52:27 Pikachu exists. 10:52:48 Yes, but, Pikachu is #25 10:53:00 wait, do you have to tell their colors from the image? I think I could guess that for more than ten 10:53:22 but telling all of the number, name, colors, elements and hit points together? definitely not 10:56:38 Go to the kind of hotel that the color of lights in elevator for each floor, tell you which room number on that floor by the pokemons of that color, rather than grouping 100-199 on one floor and 200-299 on next floor, you do by pokemon numbers colors by floors 10:57:26 Do you like this kind of idea? 10:58:14 I think it could cause problems 10:59:41 Yes I suppose so, although this is something in a dream of such a hotel (dream is very strange things), but also might be good to people who like pokemon 11:04:44 -!- HackEgo has joined. 11:04:50 boily: Is that better? 11:07:30 `thanks fizzie 11:07:30 Thanks, fizzie. Thizzie. 11:07:54 `? kerjejr 11:07:54 kerjejr? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 11:07:56 -!- Phantom_Hoover has quit (Ping timeout: 246 seconds). 11:08:00 aaaaah ^^ 11:08:55 There can only be one 11:09:32 -!- Phantom_Hoover has joined. 11:11:45 zzo38: would it be a full pokemon themed hotel, or just a few little things like the room numbering? 11:19:36 b_jonas: I think I don't know? 11:19:55 -!- boily has quit (Quit: SCHEMATIC CHICKEN). 11:32:32 ok 11:43:34 -!- J_A_Work has joined. 11:53:45 [wiki] [[Paintfuck]] http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=43431&oldid=36074 * Pgimeno * (+132) /* External paintfuck programs */ Add an interesting decimal counter (the link to the other one is apparently broken) 11:56:35 -!- Frooxius has quit (Ping timeout: 246 seconds). 12:02:35 [wiki] [[Paintfuck]] M http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=43432&oldid=43431 * Pgimeno * (+7) /* External resources */ Point link to canvas version - Canvas element is ubiquitous nowadays 12:17:51 -!- x10A94 has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 12:18:14 -!- x10A94 has joined. 12:33:24 -!- FreeFull has quit (Quit: BBS). 12:33:50 -!- J_A_Work has quit (Quit: J_A_Work). 12:39:11 -!- FreeFull has joined. 12:51:55 -!- Patashu has quit (Ping timeout: 256 seconds). 13:04:50 @metar LOWI 13:04:51 LOWI 071250Z VRB03KT 9999 FEW080 36/17 Q1013 NOSIG 13:04:55 too much :/ 13:10:02 -!- Frooxius has joined. 13:10:07 -!- Frooxius has quit (Client Quit). 13:10:17 -!- Frooxius has joined. 13:41:44 -!- trn has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). 13:47:59 it's so hot you need gloves to open the door. 13:48:15 because the door handle will burn your hand. 13:51:29 -!- `^_^v has joined. 14:15:17 -!- trn has joined. 14:20:22 -!- Phantom_Hoover has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 14:24:31 -!- Phantom_Hoover has joined. 14:40:11 Aren't there air conditioners that cool by heating water? 14:40:19 or is that physically impossible anyway 14:40:32 the usual air conditioners require a tube for the hot air that is coming out of them 14:40:47 which means you need a whole in the wall somewhere 14:41:04 and you can't make a hole in the wall if it's a rented room :D 14:42:18 so instead of producing hot air they should produce hot water 14:42:25 (obviously below boiling temperature) 14:42:39 from time to time you'll have to empty the water and replace it with cool water 14:53:04 mroman_: Sure, that'd be possible 14:53:45 It'd probably have to be a closed container of water to prevent evaporation 14:54:01 Water does have a high enough heat capacity for this to be possible 14:55:27 -!- MDream has changed nick to MDude. 14:59:10 34 degrees room temperature isn't very funny 15:01:11 mroman_, make sure you are drinking enough water! 15:03:54 Instead of putting heat outside, put the air conditioner in the doorway so it heats the rest of the building. 15:05:06 MDude: I don't think you want to heat the building when it's already 34°C 15:05:15 You don't. 15:05:46 But now it's the rest of the building's problem, and they can use another air conditioner to move that heat further toward a window. 15:06:44 Either that, or one could get a fridge or freezer and run it outside/in a garage or similarly ventable area. 15:07:02 Then just cool something with a large heat capacity and bring it indoors to absorb lots of heat. 15:08:14 http://google.com/search?q=linux+pipe+buffer+size 15:10:44 This confirms my belief that google will be the one to achieve the semantic web 15:12:05 Duckduckgo does pretty well too 15:12:57 Although for that particular query it doesn't show a box on top, I've seen it show boxes with stackoverflow answers before for other things 15:16:25 -!- Thisbe has joined. 15:16:38 `quote unnatural 15:16:41 1240) after a while doing esolangs, you kind-of forget negative numbers exist they're so unnatural 15:25:38 https://encrypted.google.com/search?q=largest+known+prime+number 15:26:06 It used to say 257,885,161, but they fixed it. 15:27:20 It says 17,425,170 now for me 15:28:31 Yes. 15:29:16 Which is neither prime nor particularly large 15:30:42 that's the number of digits 15:31:04 It is not the largest known prime number 15:32:26 Well for me it says 2^57885161 − 1, which has 17425170 digits. 15:33:25 It has the number I wrote as the heading for me 15:34:17 Taneb: That number is pretty large. 15:34:33 I can think of bigger numbers 15:34:35 actually google doesn't show any of these things for me ... the boxes are one of the things they omit (by refreshing the page immediately) when javascript is disabled 15:37:38 IANA is asking me weird questions :) 15:38:31 about my port registration request 15:44:24 mroman_: what questions exactly? 16:01:32 -!- mauris has joined. 16:20:26 Complex numbers 16:20:32 Are the real real numbers 16:21:29 Fun fact: We don't even know if there are infinitely many Mersenne primes 16:22:20 But if you're looking for really large primes, you'll invariably look for Mersenne primes 16:23:05 -!- olsner has left ("Leaving"). 16:26:46 Real languages are like real numbers. Many problems can't be solved with them, and using them for analysis is terrible. 16:32:22 You know, if google wants to, it can easily update the result for the largest known prime 16:32:36 "As of March 2013, GIMPS has a sustained aggregate throughput of approximately 137.023 TFLOP/s" 16:49:05 -!- FreeFull has quit (Quit: BBL). 16:49:51 -!- nys has joined. 17:15:31 -!- atrapado has joined. 17:18:48 buenas 17:18:59 -!- FreeFull has joined. 17:35:31 -!- hilquias has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 17:55:24 -!- Thisbe has quit (Ping timeout: 248 seconds). 17:55:47 -!- Thisbe has joined. 17:56:37 -!- password2_ has joined. 18:15:12 -!- mihow has joined. 18:16:36 -!- password2_ has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 18:22:23 -!- gniourf has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 18:28:50 -!- llue has joined. 18:28:50 -!- llue has quit (Changing host). 18:28:50 -!- llue has joined. 18:31:57 -!- lleu has quit (Ping timeout: 244 seconds). 18:40:44 -!- Thisbe has quit (Ping timeout: 248 seconds). 19:03:59 -!- x10A94 has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 19:04:26 -!- Thisbe has joined. 20:00:59 mroman_: Yes, what kind of question, please? 20:08:44 -!- mauris_ has joined. 20:11:35 -!- mauris has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 20:24:36 -!- mauris has joined. 20:27:00 -!- mauris_ has quit (Ping timeout: 265 seconds). 20:41:17 -!- ZombieAlive has joined. 20:42:51 -!- gonad has joined. 20:42:51 -!- gonad has quit (Changing host). 20:42:51 -!- gonad has joined. 20:46:04 -!- llue has quit (Ping timeout: 250 seconds). 21:01:48 -!- mauris has quit (Ping timeout: 265 seconds). 21:04:31 -!- Patashu has joined. 21:08:19 -!- Wright has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). 21:17:37 For the most secure RSA key possible, you should multiply together the two largest known primes. 21:20:48 Wikipedia asserts that ancient Greek mathematicians discovered that 3 is a prime number. 21:21:37 Sort of an interesting discovery, insofar as it sounds like barely a discovery at all. 21:23:20 -!- h0rsep0wer has joined. 21:26:56 -!- gonad has quit (Quit: That's what she said). 21:27:12 -!- lleu has joined. 21:31:25 tswett, sometimes, 2 is a prime number too! 21:34:03 -!- `^_^v has quit (Quit: This computer has gone to sleep). 21:43:22 -!- Patashu has quit (Ping timeout: 265 seconds). 22:01:38 -!- boily has joined. 22:01:40 @metar CYUL 22:01:41 CYUL 072138Z 18008G15KT 15SM FEW030TCU SCT060 BKN160 BKN240 27/22 A2978 RMK TCU2SC2AC1CI2 SLP085 DENSITY ALT 1600FT 22:07:17 -!- Sprocklem has quit (Ping timeout: 264 seconds). 22:18:13 @metar CYVR 22:18:14 CYVR 072200Z 22008G16KT 190V280 15SM OVC037 22/15 A2995 RMK FU7SC1 SLP143 DENSITY ALT 700FT 22:18:44 -!- oerjan has joined. 22:20:06 huh, wonder what that 7SC1 after the smoke indicator means 22:20:55 -!- Wright has joined. 22:25:05 hellørjan! 22:25:11 singingboyhello! 22:25:16 Wrighellot! 22:27:19 g'doily 22:30:19 boily: whoa whoa whoa, you're coming to california? 22:30:55 shellochaf. huh? 22:31:42 where else would you be [redacted] 22:33:35 I don't really [redacted], I prefer to [expunged] while I *BLEEP* (of course, pineapples are moved beforehand). 22:35:23 -!- Thisbe has quit (Ping timeout: 248 seconds). 22:35:37 * boily wonders how many Californian pineapples there are 22:39:16 singingboyo: FU7 is some kind of cloud occupying 7/8th of the sky. SC1 are stratocumulus sitting at 1/8th of the sky. 22:39:54 (it was approximatively determined the other day that FU clouds are negative temperature fungot clouds hth) 22:40:22 @meta KOAK 22:40:22 KOAK 072153Z 27015KT 10SM FEW018 SCT180 22/14 A2997 RMK AO2 SLP146 T02170139 22:44:42 fungal clouds 22:45:36 @metar ENVA 22:45:36 ENVA 072150Z 34006KT 9999 FEW020 BKN045 10/06 Q1002 RMK WIND 670FT 33007KT 22:45:39 hth 22:45:57 `wisdom 22:46:11 wfraatw/A WFRAATW is a well-founded recursive acronym akin to "WFRAATW". 22:46:36 how is that well-founded, exactly 22:46:50 looks pretty self-referential to me 22:47:21 i suppose the definition might be impredicative. 22:48:54 `wisdom 22:48:56 wecome/wecome in pece. 22:49:05 `wisdom 22:49:06 urbandictionary/Urban Dictionary is an alternative, inferior wisdom database. 23:04:11 -!- h0rsep0wer has quit (Ping timeout: 248 seconds). 23:04:41 -!- h0rsep0wer has joined. 23:19:01 -!- atrapado has quit (Quit: Leaving). 23:23:43 -!- Herbalist has joined. 23:26:20 -!- Herbalist has left. 23:37:52 -!- mihow has quit (Quit: mihow). 23:44:37 `wisdom 23:44:38 ​Å/Å _is_ a village in Norway, unless you're the BBC and don't understand things on top of letters. 23:45:06 -!- mihow has joined. 23:46:59 `wisdom 23:47:00 bonvenon/Bonvenon al la internacia centro por la desegno kaj ellaso de esoteraj programlingvoj! Por pli da informado, vizitu la Viki-on: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page. (Por la alia speco de esotero, iru al #esoteric sur irc.dal.net.) 23:47:05 no no no 23:47:06 `wisdom 23:47:07 elliott/elliott wrote this learn DB, and wrote or improved many of the other commands in this bot. He probably has done other things? He is also tire. And a lystrosaur. 23:47:28 `culprits wisdom 23:47:30 oerjan oerjan oerjan oerjan Taneb oerjan oerjan oerjan oerjan oerjan oerjan oerjan oerjan oerjan oerjan oerjan oerjan oerjan tswett shachaf int-e shachaf tswett shachaf tswett oerjan shachaf oerjan shachaf ais523 int-e int-e int-e int-e shachaf int-e mroman_ oren_ oren_ oerjan oerjan oerjan shachaf shacha 23:47:31 -!- BlueProtoman has joined. 23:48:38 `relcome BlueProtoman 23:48:39 ​BlueProtoman: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: . (For the other kind of esoterica, try #esoteric on EFnet or DALnet.) 23:49:06 boily: Thank you, but I've been here before. Been lurking the wiki for years, actually 23:49:18 dun dun dun ♪ 23:50:11 have you created any esolangs? 23:50:52 No, but I implemented Brainfuck and a small extension thereof back in high school. 23:51:29 Also, how the hell does HackEgo do those colors? 23:53:11 BlueProtoman: you can complain to the mirc developers for that. http://www.mirc.com/colors.html 23:53:26 int-e: I don't use MIRC, I use XChat 23:54:00 BlueProtoman: which implements the same color codes... 23:54:26 Afaik mirc invented them. So that's where you should take the blame ;-) 23:54:45 I'm not complaining. I just never seem to get them right! 23:54:52 (irssi implements them as well, but at least it's possible to disable them) 23:55:28 -!- h0rsep0wer has quit (Quit: Leaving). 23:58:15 -!- h0rsep0wer has joined.