< 1444608804 113060 :boily!~alexandre@modemcable173.181-178-173.mc.videotron.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :you were on the dentist? kinky. < 1444608840 259028 :zgrep!~zgrep@zgrep.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: Apparently it's at. < 1444608845 514726 :zgrep!~zgrep@zgrep.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh. Nevermind. < 1444608852 604377 :zgrep!~zgrep@zgrep.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, nevermind the nevermind. < 1444608862 300854 :zgrep!~zgrep@zgrep.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's aton... < 1444608876 35085 :zgrep!~zgrep@zgrep.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :"i was aton the dentist thursday" seems to be the correction... < 1444608877 900175 :zgrep!~zgrep@zgrep.org PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1444608884 195980 :boily!~alexandre@modemcable173.181-178-173.mc.videotron.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :zgrellop. weird stuff happen in Norway. < 1444609454 571592 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@133-171-58-66.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1444609455 584578 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@133-171-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hellu. < 1444609555 263784 :boily!~alexandre@modemcable173.181-178-173.mc.videotron.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavellon[1]! < 1444609603 549776 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :my gramma is a dentist < 1444609626 137009 :zgrep!~zgrep@zgrep.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :I first read that as "grammar". < 1444609680 602615 :boily!~alexandre@modemcable173.181-178-173.mc.videotron.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I like my dentist's assistants. they are... uh... well cushioned? < 1444610084 15249 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh < 1444610303 778390 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :your gramma is atrocious tdnh < 1444610362 508091 :boily!~alexandre@modemcable173.181-178-173.mc.videotron.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Atrocious Grammas and the Cushions. I could listen to a band titled like that. < 1444610433 972774 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :if they make songs without the letter s, i can be the vocalist hth < 1444610543 884212 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :in the meantime i can sing All I want for Christmas < 1444611690 314361 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1444613047 785195 :JesseH!~JesseH@oftn/member/JesseH QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1444615431 342499 :J_Arcane!~chatzilla@37-219-229-111.nat.bb.dnainternet.fi QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1444615491 739146 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@133-171-58-66.gci.net QUIT :Quit: WALRUS MAAAAAAAAAAAAN < 1444615512 537696 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@133-171-58-66.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1444615833 498955 :variable!~variable@freebsd/developer/variable QUIT :Ping timeout: 265 seconds < 1444615942 297370 :boily!~alexandre@modemcable173.181-178-173.mc.videotron.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: uhm. there's a capital lettered animal in your quit message. < 1444615973 789713 :lifthrasiir!~lifthrasi@115.68.131.49 PRIVMSG #esoteric :walrus and Maan? < 1444615979 494099 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@133-171-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: Don't call it "Plagiarism". Call it "Sharing Ideas" < 1444616028 412890 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@133-171-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Have to restart to attempt to fix coloration < 1444616037 556044 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@133-171-58-66.gci.net QUIT :Quit: WALRUS MAAAAAAAAAAAAN < 1444616054 986402 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: clearly his overuse of capitals is metastasizing tdnh < 1444616058 497746 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@133-171-58-66.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1444616067 53674 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@133-171-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :OK. I'm back < 1444616487 878784 :boily!~alexandre@modemcable173.181-178-173.mc.videotron.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I was going to command you for your brilliant renewal of the capitanimalism :D < 1444616494 301715 :boily!~alexandre@modemcable173.181-178-173.mc.videotron.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: humbug! < 1444616527 245941 :Sprocklem!~sprocklem@unaffiliated/sprocklem JOIN :#esoteric < 1444616539 135485 :Wright!~Wright@c-98-225-44-92.hsd1.wa.comcast.net QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1444616541 798492 :boily!~alexandre@modemcable173.181-178-173.mc.videotron.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :lifthellorasiir! understand the walrus. goo goo g'joob. < 1444616555 447280 :Wright!~Wright@c-98-225-44-92.hsd1.wa.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1444616690 601536 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-9.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is "capitanimalism" even a real word? < 1444616848 449638 :Wright!~Wright@c-98-225-44-92.hsd1.wa.comcast.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 272 seconds < 1444617301 268650 :tswett!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :I was upon the dentist Thursday. < 1444617661 733130 :shikhin!shikhin@unaffiliated/shikhin PRIVMSG #esoteric :Upon him? < 1444619346 624431 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@133-171-58-66.gci.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 255 seconds < 1444619474 193896 :Corah!636f0220@gateway/web/flash/unic0rn.github.io/ip.99.111.2.32 JOIN :#esoteric < 1444619489 208310 :Corah!636f0220@gateway/web/flash/unic0rn.github.io/ip.99.111.2.32 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1444619524 408516 :Froox!~Frooxius@cust-101.ktknet.cz JOIN :#esoteric < 1444619524 585710 :Frooxius!~Frooxius@cust-101.ktknet.cz QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1444619721 604254 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@133-171-58-66.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1444619723 195439 :boily!~alexandre@modemcable173.181-178-173.mc.videotron.ca QUIT :Quit: RECIPROCATING CHICKEN < 1444619807 918449 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@133-171-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :How should I implement Thue-like structures into my programming language? < 1444620066 505307 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :thue has only strings hth < 1444620793 870626 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@133-171-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: I know. I want to include some less common areas of programming in my language, and Thue is a brilliantly strange way to program < 1444622032 770878 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-9.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do you have the support of macros so far? < 1444622667 160540 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07LOLCODE14]]4 10 02http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=44686&oldid=44678 5* 0361.230.112.197 5* (+0) 10/*Changed command CAN HAZ to CAN HAS*/ < 1444623207 468047 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@133-171-58-66.gci.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 255 seconds < 1444623257 339595 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@133-171-58-66.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1444623773 378278 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no QUIT :Quit: Nite < 1444623930 614108 :J_Arcane!~chatzilla@37-219-229-111.nat.bb.dnainternet.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1444624524 641081 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-9.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :My calendar program in TeX already implements Julian and Gregorian calendar, and Discordian, and you can even do the Zork calendar, and you can calculate Easter and many other special days, although some things are currently missing, including other alternative calendars, Orthodox Easter, equinoxes/solstices, phase of moon, and September of 1752. < 1444624595 613857 :variable!~variable@freebsd/developer/variable JOIN :#esoteric < 1444624692 543033 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@133-171-58-66.gci.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 255 seconds < 1444624710 263378 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-9.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Full ephemerides for Sun and Moon (relative to Earth) would be sufficient to calculate many of the things you might want to put on a calendar. < 1444626353 216303 :Sprocklem!~sprocklem@unaffiliated/sprocklem QUIT :Ping timeout: 244 seconds < 1444627352 264480 :variable!~variable@freebsd/developer/variable QUIT :Quit: 1 found in /dev/zero < 1444627700 505634 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@133-171-58-66.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1444628229 452572 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@133-171-58-66.gci.net QUIT 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1444639769 327565 :bender|!~benderx2@unaffiliated/bender/x-9459530 JOIN :#esoteric < 1444640432 752469 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1444640433 796323 :shikhin!shikhin@unaffiliated/shikhin QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1444640684 165594 :shikhin!shikhin@unaffiliated/shikhin JOIN :#esoteric < 1444640706 356978 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly JOIN :#esoteric < 1444641241 757977 :VictorCL!~VictorCL@67.pool85-50-174.dynamic.orange.es JOIN :#esoteric < 1444641244 487513 :Patashu!Patashu@c27-253-115-204.carlnfd2.nsw.optusnet.com.au QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1444641256 24005 :Patashu!Patashu@c27-253-115-204.carlnfd2.nsw.optusnet.com.au JOIN :#esoteric < 1444641393 702561 :VictorCL!~VictorCL@67.pool85-50-174.dynamic.orange.es QUIT :Client Quit < 1444641535 968392 :VictorCL!~VictorCL@67.pool85-50-174.dynamic.orange.es JOIN :#esoteric < 1444641618 493424 :bender|!~benderx2@unaffiliated/bender/x-9459530 NICK :bender < 1444641697 380951 :VictorCL!~VictorCL@67.pool85-50-174.dynamic.orange.es QUIT :Client Quit < 1444641783 887513 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07G*14]]4 10 02http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=44687&oldid=44673 5* 03176.93.11.225 5* (-5) 10 < 1444641811 538010 :VictorCL!~VictorCL@67.pool85-50-174.dynamic.orange.es JOIN :#esoteric < 1444641875 626944 :kline!~kline@unaffiliated/kline QUIT :Ping timeout: 265 seconds < 1444642211 41342 :kline!~kline@unaffiliated/kline JOIN :#esoteric < 1444643899 380148 :mauris!~mauris@unaffiliated/nooodl QUIT :Ping timeout: 244 seconds < 1444644852 452634 :contrapumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin JOIN :#esoteric < 1444645062 375261 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1444645133 454498 :mauris!~mauris@unaffiliated/nooodl JOIN :#esoteric < 1444645442 582343 :mauris!~mauris@unaffiliated/nooodl QUIT :Ping timeout: 265 seconds < 1444645895 75194 :Vorpal!~Vorpal@unaffiliated/vorpal QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1444646124 366084 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07CompressedFuck14]]4 N10 02http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?oldid=44688 5* 03LegionMammal978 5* (+2364) 10Created page with "CompressedFuck, made by [[User:LegionMammal978]] in 2015, is yet another compression scheme for [[brainfuck]], designed to be at most half the size of the original program for..." < 1444650003 977482 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`thanks xkcd < 1444650013 750400 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Thanks, xkcd. Tkcd. < 1444650060 279170 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :tkcd - change your directory with an ugly gui < 1444650148 658211 :tswett!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :balletinism's balketinis's < 1444650160 72173 :tswett!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :speckliness specklinses < 1444650196 1604 :tswett!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :proclassioned proclassioned < 1444650207 160119 :tswett!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :archervastical archeradnigati < 1444650226 594798 :tswett!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :accompliqued accomplimes < 1444650244 249838 :tswett!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :abstrusively abstrusievly < 1444650248 907130 :tswett!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :decessition decessition < 1444650662 719700 :mauris!~mauris@unaffiliated/nooodl JOIN :#esoteric < 1444650682 648360 :contrapumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin QUIT :Quit: My MacBook Pro has gone to sleep. ZZZzzz… < 1444651303 767859 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@193.190.253.145 JOIN :#esoteric < 1444652103 360444 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :tswett: wut ar DOs? < 1444652453 260657 :Patashu!Patashu@c27-253-115-204.carlnfd2.nsw.optusnet.com.au QUIT :Ping timeout: 268 seconds < 1444652498 993121 :erdic!~erdic@unaffiliated/motley QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1444652586 643776 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` words -b 6 < 1444652592 96703 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Unknown option: b < 1444652596 53083 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` words -t 6 20 < 1444652596 942104 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Unknown option: t < 1444652599 86203 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` words -c 6 20 < 1444652600 287286 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Unknown option: c < 1444652601 353978 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` words -g 6 20 < 1444652602 276524 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Unknown option: g < 1444652602 967849 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` words -s 6 20 < 1444652603 801955 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Unknown option: s < 1444652606 675501 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` words --help < 1444652607 431161 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Usage: words [-dhNo] [DATASETS...] [NUMBER_OF_WORDS] \ \ options: \ -l, --list list valid datasets \ -d, --debug debugging output \ -N, --dont-normalize don't normalize frequencies when combining \ multiple Markov models; this has the effect \ of making larger dataset < 1444652612 644860 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` words --help | tail -n+3 < 1444652613 493030 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :options: \ -l, --list list valid datasets \ -d, --debug debugging output \ -N, --dont-normalize don't normalize frequencies when combining \ multiple Markov models; this has the effect \ of making larger datasets more influential \ -o, --target-offset change the t < 1444652617 885694 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` words -o 6 20 < 1444652622 631245 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :cordez herdireastetrica patercipartschwail limetheratioh husbannadrestin discorhalettaquc paamacadged tfcythrushbwned heutsely madjourchieb altykkertirawdahiruno mcewaldatrvitang ttfeltereophiametener seasaramardt modamentidey solerechiar chingintelebute anontempjenko upolivodovectig mether < 1444652775 730123 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` words -o 6 16 < 1444652777 804993 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :treakimmerchgebil expecifier brudginized vvesensivergste encologyrumquat sootenbulpincruti threethneruhensult dkakardinolounton fredupliamingebilier loanial happortainfedeo selfpectea vourgeomentu cecijiaminize allschwelnyellio pampartsoudhirsit < 1444652829 859712 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :expecifier, hmm < 1444653998 352478 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think this conversation has been thoroughly brudginized by now. < 1444654056 910280 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :argh, why does nayone buy a rolex < 1444654099 854255 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Oh, look at me, I have an obsolete mechanical clock made of fetishized metals on my wrist!" < 1444654318 333549 :JesseH!~JesseH@oftn/member/JesseH JOIN :#esoteric < 1444655020 304586 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :\oren\: why is gold used as a method of exchange? < 1444655054 288986 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's because people attach meaning to rolexes, and that meaning is "I am rich." < 1444655148 852808 :J_Arcane!~chatzilla@37-219-229-111.nat.bb.dnainternet.fi QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1444655171 330171 :J_Arcane!~chatzilla@37-219-229-111.nat.bb.dnainternet.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1444655431 653173 :`^_^!~nycs@gw.hq.meetup.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1444655431 830164 :`^_^!~nycs@gw.hq.meetup.com NICK :`^_^v < 1444655543 339317 :Wright!~Wright@c-98-225-44-92.hsd1.wa.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1444657171 504639 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :\oren\: to signal their richness. the same as why they buy designer men's suits that cost ten times as much as normal suits, with practically a price tag left on them, and are no better at all, i.e. they are still unwashable so you have to pay to dry clean the trousers all the time. Or very expensive cars. < 1444657537 604317 :VictorCL_!~VictorCL@67.pool85-50-174.dynamic.orange.es JOIN :#esoteric < 1444657659 990782 :VictorCL!~VictorCL@67.pool85-50-174.dynamic.orange.es QUIT :Ping timeout: 255 seconds < 1444657907 772823 :mauris!~mauris@unaffiliated/nooodl QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1444658030 582921 :VictorCL_!~VictorCL@67.pool85-50-174.dynamic.orange.es QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1444658481 304875 :Wright!~Wright@c-98-225-44-92.hsd1.wa.comcast.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1444658510 579211 :`^_^v!~nycs@gw.hq.meetup.com QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1444658517 146146 :`^_^v!~nycs@gw.hq.meetup.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1444658552 96153 :VictorCL!~VictorCL@67.pool85-50-174.dynamic.orange.es JOIN :#esoteric < 1444659049 828993 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wow, I've grown up a bit since I first appeared here < 1444659882 757251 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1444659982 413115 :mauris!~mauris@unaffiliated/nooodl JOIN :#esoteric < 1444660439 387660 :TieSoul!~TieSoul@86.89.119.147 JOIN :#esoteric < 1444660999 93527 :`^_^v!~nycs@gw.hq.meetup.com QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1444661010 679936 :staffehn!~quassel@2001:41d0:52:d00::1d3 QUIT :Quit: No Ping reply in 180 seconds. < 1444661027 362019 :staffehn!~quassel@2001:41d0:52:d00::1d3 JOIN :#esoteric < 1444661592 106216 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc8-aztw23-2-0-cust128.aztw.cable.virginm.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1444661959 143779 :bender!~benderx2@unaffiliated/bender/x-9459530 QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1444663092 767918 :aretecode!~aretecode@50.23.131.206-static.reverse.softlayer.com QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1444663261 942091 :aretecode!~aretecode@50.23.131.206-static.reverse.softlayer.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1444663364 721433 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :there are three men on a boat < 1444663373 187359 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :they have four cigarettes but no matches < 1444663378 318418 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :how do they manage to smoke? < 1444663498 256578 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CznhMGD0hwc < 1444663701 246863 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc8-aztw23-2-0-cust128.aztw.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :how would that... even work? < 1444663722 460858 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc8-aztw23-2-0-cust128.aztw.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Did they have the materials for such a thing on-hand? < 1444663770 806911 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :the boat is lighter < 1444663791 681314 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :as in less weight < 1444663870 572361 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's a joke -.- < 1444663887 682518 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc8-aztw23-2-0-cust128.aztw.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :what does smoke have to do with less weight? < 1444663947 681616 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :how much lighter? the weight of a cigarette < 1444664034 325402 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :gamemanj: it plays on the double-meaning of "lighter", firstly meaning "less in weight", secondly as in "a tool for setting things on fire2 < 1444664077 352260 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc8-aztw23-2-0-cust128.aztw.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh... ofc... they "make the boat a cigarette lighter" < 1444664426 610210 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@tell boily you may need to mapole around a bit. see the logs. < 1444664426 825351 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :Consider it noted. < 1444664463 359627 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :Earlier I was in an Eodermdrome lecture and now I am in a Z lecture < 1444665180 389391 :bender!~benderx2@2404:e800:e61a:41d:b9b5:ccd3:5c17:259d JOIN :#esoteric < 1444665180 605389 :bender!~benderx2@2404:e800:e61a:41d:b9b5:ccd3:5c17:259d QUIT :Changing host < 1444665180 605461 :bender!~benderx2@unaffiliated/bender/x-9459530 JOIN :#esoteric < 1444665587 995995 :bender!~benderx2@unaffiliated/bender/x-9459530 NICK :Bender < 1444665915 116759 :atrapado!~atrapado@unaffiliated/atrapado JOIN :#esoteric < 1444666259 782575 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@193.190.253.145 QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1444667256 411219 :Bender!~benderx2@unaffiliated/bender/x-9459530 QUIT :Quit: Ping Pong Fuckout < 1444667365 144219 :sebbu3!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu JOIN :#esoteric < 1444667425 302090 :sebbu!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1444668019 334555 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@94-224-66-163.access.telenet.be JOIN :#esoteric < 1444669019 105989 :FireFly!firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :As in Z-notation? < 1444669019 441520 :mauris!~mauris@unaffiliated/nooodl QUIT :Ping timeout: 265 seconds < 1444669112 715542 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no QUIT :Quit: Kneel before Z < 1444670490 266041 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :A Zecture. < 1444671027 632279 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/feature/battle-zendikar-update-bulletin-2015-10-09 Battle for Zendikar Update Bulletin < 1444672245 332979 :Vorpal!~Vorpal@unaffiliated/vorpal JOIN :#esoteric < 1444672296 573716 :VictorCL!~VictorCL@67.pool85-50-174.dynamic.orange.es QUIT :Quit: My MacBook Pro has gone to sleep. ZZZzzz… < 1444673348 133586 :VictorCL!~VictorCL@67.pool85-50-174.dynamic.orange.es JOIN :#esoteric < 1444673647 738875 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :Let's see if this works < 1444674845 992884 :teuchter!choochter@nat/ibm/x-qpaowtdbdhtfrcai JOIN :#esoteric < 1444675043 325591 :choochter!choochter@nat/ibm/x-czgdceaigqpqvshw QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1444675617 295119 :J_Arcane!~chatzilla@37-219-229-111.nat.bb.dnainternet.fi QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1444675991 689647 :J_Arcane!~chatzilla@37-219-229-111.nat.bb.dnainternet.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1444676074 44778 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@74-114-87-70.dynamic.asdk12.org JOIN :#esoteric < 1444676095 936898 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@74-114-87-70.dynamic.asdk12.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :How about a language where the parser generates an ASdG (Abstract Syntax /Directed Graph/) < 1444676161 135374 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@74-114-87-70.dynamic.asdk12.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Language revolves around graph rewriting (Kolmogorov Machine-based) and control flow only available by nesting instruction inside themselves < 1444676406 894066 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07ShadyAsFuck14]]4 10 02http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=44689&oldid=44675 5* 0390.201.129.135 5* (+0) 10 < 1444676476 95316 :nortti!nortti@ayu.smar.moe PRIVMSG #esoteric :I knew it was a bf derivative < 1444676763 621781 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07ShadyAsFuck14]]4 10 02http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=44690&oldid=44689 5* 03VTCAKAVSMoACE 5* (-76) 10 < 1444677639 17626 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :wtf < 1444677717 315088 :atrapado!~atrapado@unaffiliated/atrapado QUIT :Quit: quita < 1444678357 716703 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-9.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yawgatog isn't updated with the rule changes yet < 1444678770 331269 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :how is thanksgiving going? < 1444679172 153613 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: the new CR are not out yet < 1444679531 999477 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes, the CR has to go through the editors after the rules manager approves the rules changes and publishes the rules bulletin < 1444679535 935098 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :so a few more days < 1444679568 444847 :Sprocklem!~sprocklem@unaffiliated/sprocklem JOIN :#esoteric < 1444679744 261102 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 JOIN :#esoteric < 1444680140 443964 :mauris!~mauris@unaffiliated/nooodl JOIN :#esoteric < 1444680174 834865 :VictorCL!~VictorCL@67.pool85-50-174.dynamic.orange.es QUIT :Quit: My MacBook Pro has gone to sleep. ZZZzzz… < 1444680226 461469 :VictorCL!~VictorCL@67.pool85-50-174.dynamic.orange.es JOIN :#esoteric < 1444680570 539498 :Patashu!Patashu@c27-253-115-204.carlnfd2.nsw.optusnet.com.au JOIN :#esoteric < 1444680607 889480 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07ShadyAsFuck14]]4 10 02http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=44691&oldid=44690 5* 03Flawr 5* (+515) 10 < 1444680728 328513 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07ShadyAsFuck14]]4 10 02http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=44692&oldid=44691 5* 03Flawr 5* (+5) 10 < 1444680860 478944 :augur!~augur@c-73-46-94-9.hsd1.fl.comcast.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1444680870 944526 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07ShadyAsFuck14]]4 10 02http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=44693&oldid=44692 5* 03VTCAKAVSMoACE 5* (-3) 10 < 1444680878 39012 :TieSoul!~TieSoul@86.89.119.147 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1444680919 37255 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07ShadyAsFuck14]]4 10 02http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=44694&oldid=44693 5* 03VTCAKAVSMoACE 5* (+0) 10 < 1444680996 450866 :Patashu!Patashu@c27-253-115-204.carlnfd2.nsw.optusnet.com.au QUIT :Ping timeout: 265 seconds < 1444681001 878239 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07ShadyAsFuck14]]4 10 02http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=44695&oldid=44694 5* 03Flawr 5* (+0) 10 < 1444681042 372326 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@74-114-87-70.dynamic.asdk12.org QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1444681054 370571 :Patashu!Patashu@c27-253-115-204.carlnfd2.nsw.optusnet.com.au JOIN :#esoteric < 1444681119 230924 :augur!~augur@c-73-46-94-9.hsd1.fl.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1444681186 757765 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07ShadyAsFuck14]]4 10 02http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=44696&oldid=44695 5* 03Flawr 5* (+0) 10 < 1444681390 261508 :VictorCL!~VictorCL@67.pool85-50-174.dynamic.orange.es QUIT :Quit: My MacBook Pro has gone to sleep. ZZZzzz… < 1444681462 285822 :digitalc1ld!~redacted@192.73.232.206 NICK :digitalcold < 1444681603 124478 :VictorCL!~VictorCL@67.pool85-50-174.dynamic.orange.es JOIN :#esoteric < 1444681967 50094 :VictorCL!~VictorCL@67.pool85-50-174.dynamic.orange.es QUIT :Quit: My MacBook Pro has gone to sleep. ZZZzzz… < 1444682511 455499 :VictorCL!~VictorCL@67.pool85-50-174.dynamic.orange.es JOIN :#esoteric < 1444682724 369418 :Patashu!Patashu@c27-253-115-204.carlnfd2.nsw.optusnet.com.au QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1444682999 148292 :shikhin!shikhin@unaffiliated/shikhin QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1444683091 455327 :shikhin!shikhin@unaffiliated/shikhin JOIN :#esoteric < 1444683799 89736 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc8-aztw23-2-0-cust128.aztw.cable.virginm.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1444684869 179279 :ocharles__!sid30093@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-skdrwjgrpcpghrql QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1444684914 165233 :toiletforladies!~wcslave@188.87.112.16 JOIN :#esoteric < 1444684943 717646 :bb010g!uid21050@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-ozclhkkzsbxprrjg QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1444685106 156652 :toiletforladies!~wcslave@188.87.112.16 QUIT : < 1444685478 747806 :erdic!~erdic@unaffiliated/motley JOIN :#esoteric < 1444685689 969576 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@94-224-66-163.access.telenet.be QUIT :Quit: ZNC - http://znc.in < 1444686901 763024 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1444686987 746967 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric ::t (:|) < 1444686988 747904 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : Not in scope: data constructor ‘:|’ < 1444686988 925007 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : Perhaps you meant one of these: < 1444686988 925065 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : ‘:+’ (imported from Data.Complex), < 1444686993 282032 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric ::( < 1444687040 794149 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION just discovered that the NonEmpty monad is lazy in >>='s first argument, you you can do fix (>>= 1 :| [1]) < 1444687058 139730 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :*so < 1444687078 248055 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :er *>> < 1444688091 444383 :Wright!~Wright@c-98-225-44-92.hsd1.wa.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1444688300 606931 :bb010g!uid21050@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-lbklksexfjrrjmhm JOIN :#esoteric < 1444688390 134725 :ocharles__!sid30093@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-ifdekqmgievmwrnd JOIN :#esoteric < 1444688431 400102 :atrapado!~atrapado@unaffiliated/atrapado JOIN :#esoteric < 1444688504 121179 :oerjan!oerjan@sprocket.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :darn hackage is slow < 1444688680 773970 :tswett!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :Y'know, a perfectly fine answer to the cigarette riddle would have been "They used a cigarette lighter." < 1444688757 40597 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :what is the riddle? < 1444688948 348638 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :tswett: that's iggrammatical tdnh < 1444689099 708866 :tswett!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :"There are three men on a boat. They have four cigarettes but no matches. How do they manage to smoke?" < 1444689138 397276 :tswett!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :Alternatively, maybe they lit the cigarettes and then threw all their matches overboard. You don't need a match to smoke if your cigarette is already lit. < 1444689168 421914 :tswett!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: your opinion is hereby overruled. < 1444689226 614909 :tswett!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or they could have had any of various firemaking devices and/or substances aboard. < 1444689289 428891 :tswett!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :By the way... < 1444689341 96707 :tswett!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :@tell hppavilion[1] I think your ASDG idea sounds really interesting, and I hope you go through with it. < 1444689341 275058 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :Consider it noted. < 1444689566 885940 :tswett!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :I find that there's something interesting about the fact that in Magic, if you say "I cast such-and-such" and put the card on the stack before tapping your lands for mana, and you change your mind, your opponent is effectively required to let you take it back. < 1444689629 693828 :staffehn!~quassel@2001:41d0:52:d00::1d3 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1444689645 830367 :tswett!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nothing requires you to pay for the spell, and if you don't pay for the spell, the game reverts to before you cast it. < 1444689737 327098 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :gVdEvniG < 1444689745 622566 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :tswett: apparently there was a bug recently that let you attempt to cast any card even if you weren't legally allowed to, which let you, say, cast cards from your opponent's library to find out what they were < 1444689756 793863 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :(the game would then automatically rewind because you couldn't legally cast it) < 1444689773 888011 :tswett!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yup, I'm reading about that. < 1444689774 529566 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm all turkeyedout < 1444689792 331180 :staffehn!~quassel@2001:41d0:52:d00::1d3 JOIN :#esoteric < 1444689872 447722 :tswett!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :It looks to me like the rules don't actually state when it's legal to *propose* the casting of a spell. < 1444689946 560935 :tswett!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :As far as I know, it would work perfectly well to say that you can propose the casting of a spell card if and only if you can look at it. < 1444690251 525234 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-9.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I thought it is legal as long as some rule or effect gives you permission to cast that spell, and you must have priority. Also, the rules say you can't rewind stuff dealing with library anyways, so you can't do the trick they mentioned anyways. At least, that is what it look like to me; perhaps it is wrong. < 1444690291 557127 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-9.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :(But there is another problem: Before you propose casting it you won't even know if that card is a land or not.) < 1444690425 251720 :tswett!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :So I came up with yet another idea for how Cave would work. < 1444690452 559986 :tswett!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :Actually, I don't think this was the channel in which I came up with ideas in the first place. < 1444690455 268783 :tswett!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :But in any case... < 1444690518 666116 :tswett!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :Cave. Basic Land – Cave. T: Add 1 to your mana pool. While Cave is on the battlefield, "Cave" counts as one of the basic land types among lands you control. < 1444690628 91579 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's been suggested and rejected already < 1444690633 950490 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I forget what the reason was < 1444690718 911020 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-9.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Another idea is like that but remove the "basic" supertype, and instead add the characteristic ability to have the "basic" supertype in all zones but not in the sideboard. < 1444691232 43768 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :why would not being basic in the sideboard matter < 1444691248 876229 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :also, what if you start with 10 copies in your deck, but sideboard 5 of them out? your deck suddenly becomes illegal < 1444691297 163462 :atrapado!~atrapado@unaffiliated/atrapado QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1444691758 433249 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@74-114-87-94.dynamic.asdk12.org JOIN :#esoteric < 1444692066 378298 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@74-114-87-94.dynamic.asdk12.org QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1444692503 282932 :lleu!~gnomebad@unaffiliated/lleu QUIT :Quit: That's what she said < 1444693631 269798 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@93-231-58-66.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1444694055 545800 :tswett!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :My neural net has discovered homotopy type theory. < 1444694063 89807 :tswett!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :"univalence's univalence's" < 1444694078 175034 :tswett!~tswett@unaffiliated/tswett PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Univalence" is not one of the words in the training set (nor, of course, is "univalence's").