< 1454025642 976918 :^^v!~^v@c-68-41-215-101.hsd1.mi.comcast.net QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1454025652 215187 :^v!~^v@c-68-41-215-101.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1454026181 111073 :^v!~^v@c-68-41-215-101.hsd1.mi.comcast.net QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1454026186 145684 :^^v!~^v@c-68-41-215-101.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1454026687 282611 :Treio!~Treio@87.244.233.250 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1454026733 963130 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, I never heard of it. < 1454028618 323624 :^v!~^v@c-68-41-215-101.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1454028618 670629 :^^v!~^v@c-68-41-215-101.hsd1.mi.comcast.net QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1454029362 964166 :Treio!~Treio@87.244.233.250 JOIN :#esoteric < 1454029716 629980 :Treio!~Treio@87.244.233.250 QUIT :Ping timeout: 256 seconds < 1454030599 549145 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1454030712 84099 :Treio!~Treio@87.244.233.250 JOIN :#esoteric < 1454031284 328505 :\oren\!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP140-1-1175999594.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I built this abomination for fast trans-continental flight and landing with low tech: http://postimg.org/image/9fqqu995h/ < 1454031386 228688 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1454031518 923427 :\oren\!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP140-1-1175999594.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes, that is an upside down command module < 1454031568 968837 :\oren\!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP140-1-1175999594.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :today I'm going to visit the north pole with it < 1454031801 168279 :\oren\!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP140-1-1175999594.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :the idea is that if you have reaction wheels and SAS you can fly with engine exahust directed slightly down, instead of having wings < 1454031844 45907 :\oren\!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP140-1-1175999594.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Also, every time I build a plane it crashes on takeoff) < 1454032385 709965 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :crash early, crash often < 1454032762 397781 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :So I am now fighting a private war on PETA < 1454032792 189078 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :\oren\: Perhaps aerospace engineering is not your forte? < 1454032803 831173 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Ah, KSP. Gotta love KSP) < 1454032832 247913 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :\oren\: ... < 1454032833 470995 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :What. < 1454032835 752343 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :What. < 1454032838 584305 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :WHAT. < 1454033043 695 :\oren\!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP140-1-1175999594.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm working on an improvement < 1454033061 466077 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah < 1454033089 615118 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :\oren\: I don't think you can improve that; you need to scrap it and stop playing KSP. < 1454033092 321933 :\oren\!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP140-1-1175999594.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :it will still be a manned spider thing, but it will have better thruse < 1454033099 808405 :\oren\!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP140-1-1175999594.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :*thrusy < 1454033103 884319 :\oren\!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP140-1-1175999594.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :*thrust < 1454033111 756673 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :\oren\: If I were me, I wouldn't even let you be a /passenger/ on a /normal/ airplane < 1454033125 35022 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(or an airray or anything like that) < 1454033148 142627 :\oren\!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP140-1-1175999594.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm, maybe some air intakes on the bottom? < 1454033215 852302 :\oren\!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP140-1-1175999594.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah, that will assist in flying backward to slow down < 1454033266 670384 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`unidecode  < 1454033268 353793 :\oren\!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP140-1-1175999594.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :also, an AI pod to allow manned or unmanned operation < 1454033281 341086 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​[U+FFFC OBJECT REPLACEMENT CHARACTER] < 1454033391 86115 :\oren\!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP140-1-1175999594.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :the upside down command module does mean that the pilot can see the ground while landing < 1454033495 292129 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@addquote \oren\: If I were me, I wouldn't even let you be a /passenger/ on a /normal/ airplane < 1454033495 874549 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :Unknown command, try @list < 1454033498 317887 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :oops < 1454033501 945575 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`addquote \oren\: If I were me, I wouldn't even let you be a /passenger/ on a /normal/ airplane < 1454033506 472344 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :1262) \oren\: If I were me, I wouldn't even let you be a /passenger/ on a /normal/ airplane < 1454033659 457150 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`addquote <\oren\> the upside down command module does mean that the pilot can see the ground while landing < 1454033662 704235 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :1263) <\oren\> the upside down command module does mean that the pilot can see the ground while landing < 1454033724 542053 :andrew_!~andrew@14.154.166.91 JOIN :#esoteric < 1454033808 402144 :zzo38!~zzo38@d108-180-163-238.bchsia.telus.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :What are your opinions on ZORKMID, JSZM, and/or Famizork? (These are Z-machine interpreters I have written and/or in process of being written) < 1454033905 208729 :andrew_!~andrew@14.154.166.91 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1454034415 763246 :XorSwap!~XorSwap@wnpgmb016qw-ds01-214-177.dynamic.mtsallstream.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1454034997 672131 :mihow!~mihow@50-206-98-70-static.hfc.comcastbusiness.net QUIT :Quit: mihow < 1454035016 647955 :mihow!~mihow@50-206-98-70-static.hfc.comcastbusiness.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1454035355 921860 :mihow!~mihow@50-206-98-70-static.hfc.comcastbusiness.net QUIT :Quit: mihow < 1454035618 735463 :zzo38!~zzo38@d108-180-163-238.bchsia.telus.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :New idea of Magic: the Gathering cards is: {2}: Put a -1/-1 counter on target creature you control. ;; {T}: Each player gains life equal to the total number of -1/-1 counters on permanents that player controls. You gain life equal to the number of permanents you don't control with +1/+1 counters on them. ;; Persist < 1454035920 961950 :\oren\!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP140-1-1175999594.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :from my new design I have found that the astronaut can climb down ladders upside down < 1454035972 719298 :XorSwap!~XorSwap@wnpgmb016qw-ds01-214-177.dynamic.mtsallstream.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 256 seconds < 1454035985 754654 :XorSwap!~XorSwap@wnpgmb016qw-ds01-214-177.dynamic.mtsallstream.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1454036291 710018 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :*cough* {C}{C}: < 1454036303 465494 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, wait, no, that'd still be {2} < 1454036309 210556 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :Clearly I am crazy. < 1454036532 457511 :XorSwap!~XorSwap@wnpgmb016qw-ds01-214-177.dynamic.mtsallstream.net QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1454036576 540492 :andrew_!~andrew@14.154.166.91 JOIN :#esoteric < 1454036579 356002 :Froox!~Frooxius@194.108.5.201 JOIN :#esoteric < 1454036781 93346 :Frooxius!~Frooxius@194.108.5.201 QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1454037066 681266 :XorSwap!~XorSwap@wnpgmb016qw-ds01-214-177.dynamic.mtsallstream.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1454037309 780741 :\oren\!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP140-1-1175999594.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :why can't I do an EVA while hovering in midair < 1454037521 629020 :zzo38!~zzo38@d108-180-163-238.bchsia.telus.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: When you add mana into your mana pool, adding generic mana results in colorless mana, but if a cost is generic or colorless mana is difference < 1454037798 21958 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: Yes, there is a difference. {C} in a cost can *only* be paid by colorless mana, not by colored mana. < 1454037830 983688 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :... And {1} or similar can no longer appear in "add X to your mana pool" phrases. < 1454038085 202096 :zzo38!~zzo38@d108-180-163-238.bchsia.telus.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes I know that is what I meant < 1454038117 940806 :zzo38!~zzo38@d108-180-163-238.bchsia.telus.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :However, if something says "Add {1} to your mana pool" is still results in colorless mana in the current rules, it is just that they no longer do it. < 1454038125 410688 :zzo38!~zzo38@d108-180-163-238.bchsia.telus.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :The rules do not prohibit it though < 1454038176 3509 :zzo38!~zzo38@d108-180-163-238.bchsia.telus.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It is now rule 106.10 < 1454038362 181556 :zzo38!~zzo38@d108-180-163-238.bchsia.telus.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Rules 106.8, 106.9, and 106.10 describe what happen if you try to add hybrid/Phyrexian/generic mana into your mana pool. (The rule that is now 106.10 used to be 107.4c, although the new way that rule is written is more logical.) < 1454039841 127871 :zzo38!~zzo38@d108-180-163-238.bchsia.telus.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Another idea can be: "Enchanted creature gets -1/+1 for each counter on it." < 1454040299 761102 :\oren\!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP140-1-1175999594.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :yah, so having a intake on the back allows me to fly backward to slow down at near supersonic < 1454040332 789363 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: Oh, huh. Didn't realize they covered it still. < 1454040348 410286 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :Probably to account for accidental templating errors or something. < 1454040364 99806 :zzo38!~zzo38@d108-180-163-238.bchsia.telus.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Look at the top three cards of your library. Exile one of them, ante one of them, and reveal the remaining one and put it into your hand." < 1454040416 665919 :zzo38!~zzo38@d108-180-163-238.bchsia.telus.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: Actually I think a reason would be due to something that adds the mana cost of something into your mana pool, although it does do that too < 1454040432 523274 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :OIC < 1454040572 679790 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no QUIT :Quit: Nite < 1454040617 500213 :\oren\!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP140-1-1175999594.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://postimg.org/image/49hmgng6d/ < 1454040702 995134 :\oren\!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP140-1-1175999594.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm going to try to land at the south pole < 1454041112 62554 :zzo38!~zzo38@d108-180-163-238.bchsia.telus.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Can a printer be connected to the Famicom tape interface? < 1454042668 203912 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :Whaddya mean, "tape interface"? The sound ports out of the keyboard? < 1454042688 107213 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or do you mean the expansion port? < 1454042822 50163 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :Anyways, probably but it won't be compatible with existing Famiclone software that can print. That's done via the cartridge port. < 1454042884 20490 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://133fsb.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/interface_schematic.png Using something like this. < 1454042983 224177 :zzo38!~zzo38@d108-180-163-238.bchsia.telus.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes I mean the sound port from the keyboard < 1454043146 723752 :zzo38!~zzo38@d108-180-163-238.bchsia.telus.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :That design seem it needs the controller port as well as cartridge? < 1454043172 814923 :zzo38!~zzo38@d108-180-163-238.bchsia.telus.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does any emulator have the capability to emulate this interface? < 1454043197 258789 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :How so? It's only reading the data and address lines off the cartridge slot < 1454043199 976974 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not to my knowledge. < 1454043223 286879 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh. < 1454043237 954890 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :P1 data. Missed that. < 1454043289 382825 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: Anyways. The reason for this interface isn't some hobbyist attempt to get it working, it's a reverse engineering of an apparent de facto standard amongst Famiclone makers. < 1454043446 627348 :zzo38!~zzo38@d108-180-163-238.bchsia.telus.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :But with some mappers it might not be compatible < 1454043456 373392 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, almost certainly. :) < 1454043528 459750 :XorSwap!~XorSwap@wnpgmb016qw-ds01-214-177.dynamic.mtsallstream.net QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1454043543 697634 :zzo38!~zzo38@d108-180-163-238.bchsia.telus.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :However, I wanted to be able to use printer interface to implement script on Famizork so that if scripting is turned on then it can send to the printer as well as to the screen < 1454043665 419353 :zzo38!~zzo38@d108-180-163-238.bchsia.telus.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :The design there isn't very good, especially the use of P1 data, it is a stupid design. Use with the tape port may be better, I expect < 1454043710 203860 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :Possibly. < 1454043729 375751 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's a Famiclone interface, of course it won't be *good*. :) < 1454043742 561938 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-18e43ef5.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION would love a hypercard.js
< 1454043749 601690 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-18e43ef5.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I never got to try the real HyperCard < 1454043813 671187 :zzo38!~zzo38@d108-180-163-238.bchsia.telus.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: That is why, a better one can be made up instead. < 1454043860 300389 :zzo38!~zzo38@d108-180-163-238.bchsia.telus.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: I do not know HyperCard either, or how to implement in JavaScript or in C < 1454044308 108768 :\oren\!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP140-1-1175999594.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :The republican debate was today but I didn't watch it because trump said he wasn't gonna show. < 1454044339 195883 :\oren\!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP140-1-1175999594.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I did hypercard on the school computers in primary school. < 1454044364 870794 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm full up on schadenfreude personally. < 1454044379 253732 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :Actually, not schadenfreude. < 1454044387 878369 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :Full up on... Whatever watching that train wreck is. < 1454044740 790282 :zzo38!~zzo38@d108-180-163-238.bchsia.telus.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is there any documentation for node-x11? < 1454047928 892878 :zzo38!~zzo38@d108-180-163-238.bchsia.telus.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Someone has asked me about a JavaScript program I partially wrote, "Does it work on older browsers if you run it through the Babel transpiler?" Do you know anything about that? < 1454048027 841830 :zzo38!~zzo38@d108-180-163-238.bchsia.telus.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :However, JSZM does not even require a web browser; it is meant to be compatible with any ES6-compliant JavaScript implementation. < 1454048374 782205 :zzo38!~zzo38@d108-180-163-238.bchsia.telus.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have never heard about any "Babel transpiler" so I wouldn't know and I hope you know? < 1454048822 556831 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :babel is a thingy that converts new js to old js so old js implementations can run it https://babeljs.io/ < 1454049181 244536 :Elronnd!elronnd@znc.dank.ninja PRIVMSG #esoteric :cool < 1454049212 703315 :zzo38!~zzo38@d108-180-163-238.bchsia.telus.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :OK < 1454049279 676418 :zzo38!~zzo38@d108-180-163-238.bchsia.telus.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It doesn't seem to include ArrayBuffer, although if the JavaScript implementation you are using provides something similar then it might be possible to use that with it, or just reimplement it < 1454049378 262690 :zzo38!~zzo38@d108-180-163-238.bchsia.telus.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :The Z-machine implementation made in C, JavaScript, 6502-assembly-language, can be compared to tell the difference of how to do it! < 1454049871 603529 :\oren\!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP140-1-1175999594.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't have pwered wheels yet, so I made a jet powered land vehicle < 1454049938 693904 :\oren\!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP140-1-1175999594.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's 50 m/s in kph? < 1454049952 223086 :\oren\!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP140-1-1175999594.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :> 50 * 3.6 < 1454049953 905587 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : 180.0 < 1454049959 291684 :\oren\!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP140-1-1175999594.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :awesome < 1454054187 719154 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 JOIN :#esoteric < 1454054194 931445 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :fnörd < 1454054195 597528 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@58-0-174-206.gci.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1454054199 188571 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :@massages-load < 1454054199 511369 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan said 15h 55m 43s ago: parseNodes = many (parseTextNode <|> parseNode) < 1454054199 730404 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan said 15h 53m 26s ago: The trick, I think, is to never put try around something bigger than what you need to commit to the choice. < 1454054199 730502 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan said 15h 51m 13s ago: Also I'm pretty sure spaces is already optional... < 1454054253 501492 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :@tell oerjan while that is true, it wouldn't fix anything in this case. The problem is that parsec just looks at the next < < 1454054253 980344 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :Consider it noted. < 1454054275 341194 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :@tell oerjan and thus can't decide between a new nested tag, or if the old tag is being closed so it always assumes a new nested tag first. < 1454054275 806533 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :Consider it noted. < 1454054340 676683 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :@tell oerjan you need the try for parseNode because of that. < 1454054341 161953 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :Consider it noted. < 1454055936 82854 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@94-224-66-163.access.telenet.be JOIN :#esoteric < 1454056218 532266 :zzo38!~zzo38@d108-180-163-238.bchsia.telus.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1454056585 973643 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :twitter isn't allowing me to upload a profile pic? < 1454056587 461810 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :wtf is this < 1454056711 599360 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :too ugly < 1454056744 773689 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :well < 1454056746 594261 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :that would be true < 1454056750 716929 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :but it seems to be a referer problem < 1454056830 150801 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's their polite way to say it < 1454057441 992675 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :javascript's subtraction binds tighter? < 1454057467 232771 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :or hm < 1454058305 194411 :Treio!~Treio@87.244.233.250 QUIT :Ping timeout: 276 seconds < 1454059025 112615 :Treio!~Treio@87.244.233.250 JOIN :#esoteric < 1454060706 885613 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :left-to-right < 1454060716 581873 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :so '5'+3-3 is ('5'+3)-3 / 50 < 1454060751 536269 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :and '5'-3+3 is ('5'-3)+3 => 5 < 1454060781 699052 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :wait, '5'+3 is 53 an '5'-3 is 2? < 1454060791 603810 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :OBVIOUSLY < 1454060819 341761 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :(It is. num + str is concat str and num - str is subtract) < 1454060830 806634 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :'5'-'3' is also 2 < 1454060891 585948 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :'53'-'3' is 50 then? okay < 1454061042 415048 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1454061060 317026 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :and (+!![])+(+!![]) is 2 < 1454061069 213047 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :wenn, i know jsfuck < 1454061246 999974 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :well < 1454061252 788386 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :You don't know javascript until you can tell what < 1454061255 630435 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :'3' + +!+![] + -!!{}+ +!![] < 1454061257 31653 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :produces! < 1454061350 73215 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, i guess, +!+![] is the same as +!![] < 1454061372 888064 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :tjerefore i guess it is 301 < 1454061379 799459 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :wait < 1454061386 466003 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :31? < 1454061531 424453 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :nope < 1454061555 295309 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's left-to-right < 1454061555 514266 :lifthrasiir!~lifthrasi@115.68.131.49 PRIVMSG #esoteric :myname: my guess: 300false? < 1454061559 17083 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :nope < 1454061570 48161 :lifthrasiir!~lifthrasi@115.68.131.49 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah wait < 1454061575 292907 :lifthrasiir!~lifthrasi@115.68.131.49 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I haven't seen the last + < 1454061576 610408 :lifthrasiir!~lifthrasi@115.68.131.49 PRIVMSG #esoteric :3000? < 1454061579 92361 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :nope :D < 1454061591 805318 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :+!+![] is 1, -!!{} is -1 and +!![] is 1 < 1454061594 757992 :lifthrasiir!~lifthrasi@115.68.131.49 PRIVMSG #esoteric :huh 31-11 < 1454061596 895286 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1454061599 10713 :lifthrasiir!~lifthrasi@115.68.131.49 PRIVMSG #esoteric :wait... < 1454061616 327522 :lifthrasiir!~lifthrasi@115.68.131.49 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I knew that ![] is true and !{} is false... < 1454061618 215190 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's just concatenating 1 -1 1 to the string < 1454061635 367338 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :because str + num is string concatenation < 1454061636 533671 :lifthrasiir!~lifthrasi@115.68.131.49 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah < 1454061640 15341 :lifthrasiir!~lifthrasi@115.68.131.49 PRIVMSG #esoteric :![] *is* false < 1454061656 248943 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :![] == !{} == false < 1454061695 334551 :lifthrasiir!~lifthrasi@115.68.131.49 PRIVMSG #esoteric :so +!+![] == +!+false == +!0 == 1, -!!{} == -!false == -1 (duh bad calculation), and +!![] == +!false == 1 < 1454061698 839722 :lifthrasiir!~lifthrasi@115.68.131.49 PRIVMSG #esoteric :fuck. < 1454061699 58724 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :mroman: the solution is '31-11' < 1454061721 524527 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :? < 1454061822 585319 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1454061840 371979 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :31-11 as str < 1454061884 56295 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :typeof('hi'.charAt(-1)) == typeof('hi'[-1]) < 1454061886 396207 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :is also funny < 1454061903 720381 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :huh? < 1454061925 714623 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i mean < 1454061928 346582 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it produces false < 1454061943 458889 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :typeof('hi'.charAt(-1)) == typeof('hi'[-1]) is false < 1454061958 376825 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :(charAt returns a string) < 1454061962 399366 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[] doesn't < 1454061973 914838 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :what does it? < 1454061977 43090 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :at lesat not for negative indices < 1454061992 2652 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[] returns undefined < 1454061995 131155 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :charAt returns an empty string < 1454062016 515113 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :but [] returns a string if the index is valid < 1454062088 115758 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :so typeof(x[i]) == typeof('') is a neat esoteric test to see if the string x is at least (i-1) chars long < 1454062104 236860 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :and i >= 0 < 1454062214 132152 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :also String([1,2,[2,3],3]) produces just 1,2,2,3,3 < 1454062226 861717 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it flattens the whole array o_O < 1454063820 551469 :Froox!~Frooxius@194.108.5.201 QUIT :Quit: *bubbles away* < 1454064213 971058 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 JOIN :#esoteric < 1454064263 479036 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom < 1454064283 834308 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :opposite/Eht etisoppo yrogetac fo a yrogetac si tsuj taht yrogetac, tub sdrawkcab. < 1454064357 590123 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? wisdom < 1454064359 787380 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :wisdom is always factually accurate, except for this entry, and uh that other one? it started with like, an ø? < 1454064428 54559 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? precision < 1454064429 548563 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :precision? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1454064507 213048 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? ø < 1454064509 16272 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​ø is not going anywhere. < 1454064513 532782 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`le/rn precision/78.75211317% of the time precision is totally overrated. < 1454064517 801027 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Learned «precision» < 1454064525 607017 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1454064608 919515 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :where did you get that number from? < 1454064611 260434 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? studies < 1454064612 554970 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :studies? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1454064628 166689 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`learn studies show lots of things. Nobody reads them, though. < 1454064631 180583 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Learned 'studie': studies show lots of things. Nobody reads them, though. < 1454064668 54291 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`learn studies show lots of things. Nobody reads them, though. Also this study contradicts this other study. < 1454064669 708373 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 JOIN :#esoteric < 1454064671 356635 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Learned 'studie': studies show lots of things. Nobody reads them, though. Also this study contradicts this other study. < 1454064681 186668 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`learn studies show lots of things. Nobody reads them, though. Also: this study contradicts this other study. < 1454064685 53975 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Learned 'studie': studies show lots of things. Nobody reads them, though. Also: this study contradicts this other study. < 1454064692 981837 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? study < 1454064694 842263 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :study? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1454064707 125670 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? a study is mostly useless until backed up by further studies. < 1454064708 492958 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :a study is mostly useless until backed up by further studies.? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1454064712 870096 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? a study is mostly useless until backed up by further studies. See studies. < 1454064715 479783 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :a study is mostly useless until backed up by further studies. See studies.? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1454064725 278102 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`learn study a study is mostly useless until backed up by further studies. See studies. < 1454064729 499087 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Learned 'study': study a study is mostly useless until backed up by further studies. See studies. < 1454064732 394968 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :that might be wrong now < 1454064735 589666 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1454064745 439109 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`learn a study is mostly useless until backed up by further studies. See studies. < 1454064749 923500 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Learned 'study': a study is mostly useless until backed up by further studies. See studies. < 1454064767 383662 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, it handles indefinite articles like that? So advanced. < 1454064791 934145 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :according to the majority of readers of the newspaper 20min the zika outbreak is due to pharmacompanies wanting more money. < 1454064796 10651 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :sed 's/^\(an\?\|the\) //;s/s\?[:;,.!?]\? .*//') verily. < 1454064867 212620 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 QUIT :Read error: No route to host < 1454065014 975309 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :+'3' + +!+![] + -!!{}+ +!![] on the other hand produces 4 < 1454065017 622909 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :neat < 1454065661 89699 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? precession < 1454065662 258620 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :precession? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1454066044 349201 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`learn Precession is the opposite of succession. It is the joy of children and the curse of first year physics students. < 1454066066 554832 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Learned 'precession': Precession is the opposite of succession. It is the joy of children and the curse of first year physics students. < 1454066264 674010 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? physics < 1454066266 446535 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :physics? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1454066276 535989 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? physics is where math is actually used. < 1454066277 694298 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :physics is where math is actually used.? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1454066364 489870 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch < 1454066365 824925 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch is a village in Wales. < 1454066388 265490 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :this looks hard to pronounce, but I guess it's easy as a speaker < 1454066389 828240 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :like uhm < 1454066404 90065 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Superduperinteressantesandersonnegelegenesdorf < 1454066423 830763 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Superduperinteressantesandersonnegelegenesdorfmitoderohnesaheistunsdabeiabsolutscheissegal < 1454066473 565230 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`learn Superduperinteressantesandersonnegelegenesdorfmitoderohnesahneistunsdabeiabsolutscheissegal is where mroman lives. < 1454066476 236874 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Learned 'superduperinteressantesandersonnegelegenesdorfmitoderohnesahneistunsdabeiabsolutscheissegal': Superduperinteressantesandersonnegelegenesdorfmitoderohnesahneistunsdabeiabsolutscheissegal is where mroman lives. < 1454067381 686087 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 JOIN :#esoteric < 1454067904 283091 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom < 1454067906 858277 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :password/The password of the month is 'PlayItSweetly,TakeMeDown,Oh,Jazzman' < 1454068700 873247 :andrew_!~andrew@14.154.166.91 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1454069397 134031 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :"sahe"?! < 1454069412 296424 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah < 1454069440 514864 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :@metar lowi < 1454069441 69253 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :LOWI 291150Z VRB01KT 9999 FEW060 09/02 Q1030 NOSIG < 1454069531 457097 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-ello. what's a sahe? < 1454069537 137815 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :@metar CYUL < 1454069537 782043 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :CYUL 291210Z 11005KT 2 1/2SM -SN OVC035 M00/M02 A2947 RMK SC8 SLP983 < 1454069549 669753 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :a typo for "sahne", mroman corrected it in the actual `learn < 1454069556 394797 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :cow snow weather. cnoweather. < 1454069568 545775 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? sahne < 1454069575 308430 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :crean < 1454069577 673910 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :sahne? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1454069577 892847 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :hah < 1454069578 794575 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :cream < 1454069606 756269 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION is confused by sahe crean
< 1454069616 521291 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sahne = cream. < 1454069762 121376 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh. < 1454070167 805237 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 QUIT :Quit: SADDLE CHICKEN < 1454070414 618932 :MoALTz!~no@78-11-180-214.static.ip.netia.com.pl QUIT :Ping timeout: 256 seconds < 1454070462 303652 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :@metar EGLL < 1454070462 615331 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :EGLL 291220Z AUTO 23022KT 9999 OVC020 12/08 Q1017 TEMPO BKN014 < 1454070492 649944 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :A bit windy. < 1454070540 162098 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Though I can't generally get any feeling for the knots, I always have to translate them to m/s, which is how wind speed is always reported in Finnish (boating, and otherwise) weather reports. < 1454070597 161318 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :In addition to the constant rain, it was advertised there'd be storms here, but I haven't really seen any. :/ < 1454070614 726925 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@58-0-174-206.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1454070906 496129 :hppavilion[1]!~Devourero@58-0-174-206.gci.net QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1454071844 34357 :J_Arcane_!~chatzilla@37-219-239-103.nat.bb.dnainternet.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1454071892 748023 :J_Arcane!~chatzilla@37-219-20-249.nat.bb.dnainternet.fi QUIT :Ping timeout: 265 seconds < 1454071898 414287 :J_Arcane_!~chatzilla@37-219-239-103.nat.bb.dnainternet.fi NICK :J_Arcane < 1454072145 366113 :MoALTz!~no@78-11-180-214.static.ip.netia.com.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1454072215 601652 :MoALTz_!~no@78-11-180-214.static.ip.netia.com.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1454072396 351620 :MoALTz!~no@78-11-180-214.static.ip.netia.com.pl QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1454073134 674801 :kragniz!~kragniz@nyaa.kragniz.eu QUIT :Ping timeout: 256 seconds < 1454073498 968378 :kragniz!~kragniz@nyaa.kragniz.eu JOIN :#esoteric < 1454073878 251790 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Brainfuck14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=46317&oldid=46275 5* 03YoYoYonnY 5* (+114) 10/* Conventions */ < 1454074105 506672 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :@metar ESSB < 1454074106 26982 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :ESSB 291320Z 17010KT 9999 SCT020 BKN031 OVC110 05/01 Q0996 R12/19//79 < 1454074191 956121 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Hello world program in esoteric languages14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=46318&oldid=46086 5* 03175.116.127.44 5* (+201) 10 < 1454075317 966514 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :MAN FUCK JAVA ECOSYSTEM < 1454075321 145269 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's A FUCKING mess < 1454075441 144449 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :man really < 1454075449 695929 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :everytime you see a "classnotfound" or "nosuchmethod" < 1454075461 371679 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :then it tells you that maven is fucking broken piece of useless shit < 1454076052 656779 :jaboja!~jaboja@ejc200.neoplus.adsl.tpnet.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1454076232 742963 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :IllegalStateException: !STOPPED < 1454076239 480454 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :for fucks sake that's not how you should do error handling < 1454076313 211853 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :java.lang.AbstractMethodError: javax.ws.rs.core.UriBuilder.uri(Ljava/lang/String;)Ljavax/ws/rs/core/UriBuilder; < 1454076320 930269 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :wtf is an AbstractMethodError o_O < 1454076516 423727 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :this is insane < 1454076521 201546 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :time spent doing productive work: 1min < 1454076531 120408 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :time spent fixing maven issues, dependency issues, runtime issues: 7d < 1454076712 355066 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 JOIN :#esoteric < 1454076896 529174 :Frooxius!~Frooxius@194.108.5.201 JOIN :#esoteric < 1454077019 42590 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sounds about right. < 1454077332 499633 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :maven is really shitty at all these dependency things < 1454077345 436654 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it allows you to use incompatible dependencies without even warning you < 1454077364 67959 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :and it doesn't warn you if you only used the *-core but not the *-common and you actually need both for anything to work < 1454077369 179625 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's bullshit in my opinion < 1454077402 298881 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :well.. I've asked stackoverflow now :) < 1454077652 130570 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm < 1454077657 444759 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :might be the hadoop package < 1454077661 36829 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :which uses an old jersey version < 1454077665 499405 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :that could be trouble < 1454077939 442788 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric : so Fin1te actually needed to find data that when used as input to Deflate, produced JavaScript as its compressed output. < 1454077942 470096 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :he < 1454077944 945948 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :nice < 1454078017 110842 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :well to find something that compresses to "foo" < 1454078027 712853 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'd naively would just decompress "foo" < 1454078080 520899 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :also something is happening in my liver < 1454078083 258014 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 PRIVMSG #esoteric :yet nobody knows what < 1454078580 778751 :spiette!~spiette@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1454082044 466621 :thw-ler!~thw-ler@HSI-KBW-46-237-241-74.hsi.kabel-badenwuerttemberg.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1454082122 823747 :thw-ler!~thw-ler@HSI-KBW-46-237-241-74.hsi.kabel-badenwuerttemberg.de PART :#esoteric < 1454082306 722163 :jaboja!~jaboja@ejc200.neoplus.adsl.tpnet.pl QUIT :Ping timeout: 272 seconds < 1454082425 166024 :XorSwap!XorSwap@140.193.118.46 JOIN :#esoteric < 1454082796 792384 :spiette!~spiette@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 265 seconds < 1454083261 401199 :spiette!~spiette@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1454083589 648742 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.133 QUIT :Quit: Lost terminal < 1454083976 424217 :MoALTz_!~no@78-11-180-214.static.ip.netia.com.pl QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1454084356 943024 :TodPunk!~Tod@67-2-63-198.slkc.qwest.net QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1454084375 475380 :Tod-Autojoined!~Tod@67-2-63-198.slkc.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1454084586 821325 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe "foo" isn't in deflate's domain < 1454084592 637583 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :or not necessarily at least < 1454084619 488869 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :or "foo" decompresses to something that when compressed yields something else < 1454084786 123784 :XorSwap!XorSwap@140.193.118.46 QUIT :Ping timeout: 276 seconds < 1454085002 705341 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1454085045 258918 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@messages- < 1454085045 602223 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :mroman said 8h 33m 11s ago: while that is true, it wouldn't fix anything in this case. The problem is that parsec just looks at the next < < 1454085045 869163 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :mroman said 8h 32m 49s ago: and thus can't decide between a new nested tag, or if the old tag is being closed so it always assumes a new nested tag first. < 1454085046 88346 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :mroman said 8h 31m 44s ago: you need the try for parseNode because of that. < 1454085058 957635 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmph < 1454085478 721401 :jaboja!~jaboja@ejc200.neoplus.adsl.tpnet.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1454085609 696330 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 JOIN :#esoteric < 1454086350 170077 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? studies < 1454086360 754403 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? study < 1454086361 325282 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :studies show lots of things. Nobody reads them, though. Also: this study contradicts this other study. < 1454086363 904449 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :a study is mostly useless until backed up by further studies. See studies. < 1454086434 69558 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` sed -i 's/./\U&/' wisdom/stud* < 1454086439 164822 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1454086453 42179 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` cat wisdom/stud* < 1454086454 882122 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Studies show lots of things. Nobody reads them, though. Also: this study contradicts this other study. \ A study is mostly useless until backed up by further studies. See studies. < 1454086539 840940 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I was hoping for wisdom about studs < 1454086565 556721 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@tell mroman according to the majority of readers [...] <-- s/readers/survey answerers/ hth < 1454086566 363047 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :Consider it noted. < 1454087230 519083 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? password < 1454087233 986379 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :The password of the month is 'PlayItSweetly,TakeMeDown,Oh,Jazzman' < 1454087248 649483 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` ls -l wisdom/password < 1454087250 494998 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​-rw-r--r-- 1 5000 0 67 Dec 9 04:13 wisdom/password < 1454087340 442873 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`learn The password of the month is fisherman3 < 1454087344 314856 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Learned 'password': The password of the month is fisherman3 < 1454087362 353542 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :no one will ever guess that. < 1454087374 625408 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`culprits wisdom/password < 1454087378 489203 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan mroman oerjan oerjan oerjan mroman_ < 1454089378 281678 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heh. Looking at the abuse filter log, the phone number filter is earning its keep. < 1454089403 733790 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Well, yesterday, but still.) < 1454089479 171700 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :huh, strangely enough it's IPs doing it now rather than users < 1454089484 80772 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :spammer changed tactics? < 1454089848 623408 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wondered about that too. At least that means no spurious user accounts to clear out. < 1454091419 484364 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no QUIT :Quit: Later < 1454091668 844184 :Reece_!~Reece@cpc4-wiga13-2-0-cust799.18-3.cable.virginm.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1454091940 99963 :Reece_!~Reece@cpc4-wiga13-2-0-cust799.18-3.cable.virginm.net QUIT :Client Quit < 1454092080 815738 :valeria!~canaima@186-93-201-44.genericrev.cantv.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1454092092 683238 :valeria!~canaima@186-93-201-44.genericrev.cantv.net PART :#esoteric < 1454092144 765226 :Reece_!~Reece@cpc4-wiga13-2-0-cust799.18-3.cable.virginm.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1454092735 685824 :heroux!sandroco@gateway/shell/insomnia247/x-ywkbrgccfeabdntj QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1454092765 56702 :heroux!sandroco@gateway/shell/insomnia247/x-jcpkmqjiusywfmjq JOIN :#esoteric < 1454093359 796172 :XorSwap!~XorSwap@140.193.118.46 JOIN :#esoteric < 1454093605 789401 :Reece2!~Reece@cpc4-wiga13-2-0-cust799.18-3.cable.virginm.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1454093655 746617 :Reece_!~Reece@cpc4-wiga13-2-0-cust799.18-3.cable.virginm.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1454094416 404131 :spiette!~spiette@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1454094987 252144 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Special:Log/block14]]4 block10 02 5* 03Ais523 5* 10blocked [[02User:37.57.231.13510]] with an expiry time of 2 decades, 4 years, 4 hours, 19 minutes and 12 seconds (anonymous users only, account creation disabled): obvious spambot; it's getting caught in the spam filter but it's trying to post so often that it's spamming up the spam filter logs themselves < 1454094999 789851 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover JOIN :#esoteric < 1454095077 236754 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :huh, that spambot I just blocked was spamming links to archive.org < 1454095082 947578 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wonder if it's found a way to post spam there? < 1454095319 191136 :spiette!~spiette@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1454095817 757110 :XorSwap!~XorSwap@140.193.118.46 QUIT :Ping timeout: 265 seconds < 1454095862 108822 :Treio!~Treio@87.244.233.250 QUIT :Ping timeout: 276 seconds < 1454095904 797020 :mauris!~mauris@unaffiliated/nooodl QUIT :Ping timeout: 265 seconds < 1454096091 743629 :jaboja64!~jaboja@emh180.neoplus.adsl.tpnet.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1454096222 735522 :XorSwap!XorSwap@140.193.118.46 JOIN :#esoteric < 1454096316 723493 :jaboja!~jaboja@ejc200.neoplus.adsl.tpnet.pl QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1454096356 871974 :augur!~augur@c-73-46-94-9.hsd1.fl.comcast.net QUIT :Quit: Leaving... < 1454096755 752308 :Reece2!~Reece@cpc4-wiga13-2-0-cust799.18-3.cable.virginm.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1454097231 442203 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-50-123.eastlink.ca JOIN :#esoteric < 1454097319 804421 :jaboja64!~jaboja@emh180.neoplus.adsl.tpnet.pl QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1454098065 459428 :XorSwap!XorSwap@140.193.118.46 QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1454098168 839621 :mauris!~mauris@unaffiliated/nooodl JOIN :#esoteric < 1454098843 600389 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-50-123.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :"The result of mounting a file system nosuid varies across Linux kernel versions: some will refuse execution of set-user-ID and set-group-ID executables when this would give the user powers she did not have already (and return EPERM), some will just ignore the set-user-ID and set-group-ID bits and exec() successfully." What versions will do what? < 1454098913 27906 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-50-123.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :My idea would be that in such a case it should check if the user has read permission on the file too; if they do then it will work successfully and ignore the set-user-ID and set-group-ID bits, and if the user does not have read permission then it should refuse execution of set-user-ID and set-group-ID executables when this would give the user powers she did not have already. < 1454099013 762204 :Reece_!~Reece@cpc4-wiga13-2-0-cust799.18-3.cable.virginm.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1454099080 285196 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: Time-traveling spambots sound like a nightmare < 1454099245 923232 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :@metar lowi < 1454099246 644780 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :LOWI 292020Z VRB01KT CAVOK 00/M01 Q1030 NOSIG < 1454099723 440670 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 QUIT : < 1454099805 760336 :Reece_!~Reece@cpc4-wiga13-2-0-cust799.18-3.cable.virginm.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1454100276 679067 :mihow!~mihow@50-206-98-70-static.hfc.comcastbusiness.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1454101295 211298 :common-user!~common-us@191.190.87.180 JOIN :#esoteric < 1454101454 315242 :common-user!~common-us@191.190.87.180 QUIT :Quit: leaving < 1454101680 570775 :common-user!~common-us@191.190.87.180 JOIN :#esoteric < 1454101680 570839 :glogbot!dlopen@libdl.so QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds > 1454101686 592188 JOIN :#esoteric < 1454101688 320665 :glogbot!dlopen@libdl.so JOIN :#esoteric > 1454101690 643116 JOIN :#esoteric > 1454101691 149235 JOIN :#esoteric < 1454101730 377370 :mauris_!~mauris@unaffiliated/nooodl JOIN :#esoteric < 1454101936 608189 :mauris!~mauris@unaffiliated/nooodl QUIT :Ping timeout: 265 seconds < 1454104605 977353 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@94-224-66-163.access.telenet.be QUIT :Quit: ZNC - http://znc.in < 1454105119 978453 :common-user!~common-us@191.190.87.180 QUIT :Quit: leaving < 1454105255 294499 :augur!~augur@c-73-46-94-9.hsd1.fl.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1454105312 713462 :spiette!~spiette@mtl.savoirfairelinux.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1454106555 761378 :MDude!~fyrc@pa-67-235-1-122.dhcp.embarqhsd.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1454107178 457717 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-50-123.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I found a X11 client library in JavaScript but I cannot find the documentation of it. < 1454107378 552194 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-50-123.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do you know how to find the documentation of node-x11? < 1454107405 669704 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[0750.161.94.11314]]4 N10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?oldid=46319 5* 0350.161.94.113 5* (+87) 10Why not? < 1454107754 285274 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: https://github.com/sidorares/node-x11/blob/master/README.md < 1454107755 780257 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :? < 1454107867 610482 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-50-123.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :It has example, as well as documentation of X11 itself, but not the documentation of this library, as far as I can see < 1454108790 609475 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-50-123.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :(I already have documentation of X11 anyways, though) < 1454109048 639121 :jaboja!~jaboja@emh180.neoplus.adsl.tpnet.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1454110304 372800 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 JOIN :#esoteric < 1454111548 737443 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1454111878 363908 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :"2 decades, 4 years, 4 hours, 19 minutes and 12 seconds" seems to be independent of when it's done < 1454111929 668413 :^^v!~^v@c-68-41-215-101.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1454111993 240890 :^v!~^v@c-68-41-215-101.hsd1.mi.comcast.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1454111994 294770 :Lymia!lymia@magical.girl.lyrical.lymia.moe QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds