< 1455062872 137617 :mihow!~mihow@50-206-98-70-static.hfc.comcastbusiness.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1455063191 445285 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: "-- an overflow room will be available where reporters can still ask questions and have access to additional subject matters to interview after the press conference." How do you interview a subject matter? < 1455063244 779431 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't know, i'm not a journalist. < 1455063331 998632 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Speaking of the greatest science breakthrough of the century (this is a joke), I just accepted a draft of my thesis from the printing house. Progress! < 1455063386 555967 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :yay! < 1455063756 111563 :J_Arcane!~chatzilla@37-219-165-192.nat.bb.dnainternet.fi QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1455063759 674975 :J_Arcane_!~chatzilla@37-219-165-192.nat.bb.dnainternet.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1455063763 731199 :J_Arcane_!~chatzilla@37-219-165-192.nat.bb.dnainternet.fi NICK :J_Arcane < 1455063828 495897 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :FOR SCIENCE! < 1455063839 64958 :tromp_!~tromp@ool-18be0bd8.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1455064067 680700 :J_Arcane!~chatzilla@37-219-165-192.nat.bb.dnainternet.fi QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1455064100 673415 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION is killed by Cerebov. aaaargh. < 1455064173 699155 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :at least it was a cerebral way to die < 1455064179 355130 :\oren\!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP140-1-1175999594.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I got another package from china/rotterdam < 1455064263 249604 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION *THWACKS* oerjan < 1455064272 6969 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? izabera < 1455064273 96406 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :he\\oren\. being shipped as always? < 1455064275 557273 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera is a tachyherpetologist. They are probably implemented in zsh. < 1455064289 298679 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` sed -i 's/zsh/bash/' wisdom/izabera < 1455064294 162450 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :wasn't izabera bashly implemented yesterday? < 1455064295 139728 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1455064323 410612 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :Elronnd: you cannot have been paying _any_ attention to izabera if you think e is implemented in anything other than bash hth < 1455064323 939848 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :i was forbidden to edit that factoid < 1455064347 331128 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :"she" is fine :p < 1455064352 938749 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :aha < 1455064386 163747 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` sed -i 's/They are/She is/' wisdom/izabera < 1455064389 249314 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1455064457 191549 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera: also, a tachyherpetologist is someone who slows down pythons hth < 1455064477 38141 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :ooh < 1455064482 422155 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :thanks for explaining it < 1455064498 908633 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :at least i'm sure that was the intended meaning, i'm not sure that it's correct greek morphology. < 1455064525 180362 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :disregard morphology, apply linguistic duck tape. < 1455064536 900293 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :(cf. trigotillectomic chicken.) < 1455064548 140041 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i suspect it actually is correct, tachy- seems to prefix that way. < 1455064576 466044 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom < 1455064578 818753 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :space elevator/Like the shorter and more familiar strings of stringed musical instruments, the cable of a space elevator has a natural resonant frequency. < 1455064593 723676 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`culprits wisdom/space elevator < 1455064597 591027 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan elliott ais523 ais523 Bike < 1455064608 27716 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom < 1455064610 741877 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: \oerjan\? < 1455064610 884397 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :substructural typing/Not to be confused with structural subtyping. < 1455064613 891046 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :A tachyderm is a slow-moving elephant-like thing. < 1455064727 731680 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :does anyone here compete in the hashcode thing? < 1455064746 556450 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://hashcode.withgoogle.com/ this thing < 1455064786 849797 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavellon. \oerjan\??? < 1455064792 840285 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/n\./n[1]/ < 1455064864 238482 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: " he\\oren\. being shipped as always?" < 1455064906 837982 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm not eligible. :/ < 1455064912 355668 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: Why not? < 1455064916 628916 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :googler < 1455064919 679180 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah < 1455064920 689929 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Right < 1455064927 362405 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, never get to do anything funs. < 1455064931 178577 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric ::( < 1455064943 657850 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Well, that's not quite true.) < 1455064955 120586 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: he\\oren\ is the porthello for \oren\ hth < 1455064960 372576 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :(added remark in case google reads this) < 1455064962 67367 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: I know < 1455064975 753296 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: I was referencing "being shipped as always" < 1455064986 643090 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm sure the crawler "reads" this. < 1455064994 401805 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :you're fucked < 1455065001 310255 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"It sucks working at google. I never get to do anything fun. (proceeds to play with the Quantum Halting Problem Solver)" < 1455065003 242964 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :I keep getting #esoteric log hits for my searches every now and then. < 1455065028 305638 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :xD < 1455065031 540598 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera: ? < 1455065034 275772 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Remark? < 1455065044 178011 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie | (Well, that's not quite true.) < 1455065052 51835 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera: Yes, yes < 1455065053 480484 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: ooooooooooooh. < 1455065055 338360 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I noticed < 1455065073 133555 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: What did YOU mean by that? < 1455065131 432026 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: What fun things do you get to do? < 1455065152 552345 :lynn!~lynn@unaffiliated/lynn QUIT :Ping timeout: 256 seconds < 1455065172 166221 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, for example, I [COMPANY CONFIDENTIAL MATERIAL AUTOMATICALLY REDACTED]. < 1455065199 766967 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: you want I mean to ship \oren\ and oerjan together? < 1455065203 823689 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Speaking of things, I waved at a street view car that was passing the other day, but the image didn't make it to the (public) Maps. < 1455065214 472768 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's very confidential < 1455065216 111604 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: Huh? < 1455065264 181490 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric : zzo38: It's the [REDACTED] <-- SPOILER < 1455065289 840367 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i got it, but now i cannot be sure that i wasn't unconsciously picking it up from lower down on the page :( < 1455065291 960810 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I keep getting more and more confused < 1455065312 103184 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think I might've said that at some point < 1455065319 48926 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :About 3-6 months ago < 1455065324 862863 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION obsessively hides puzzle solutions in the newspaper when solving them < 1455065352 730616 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: well i cannot include the [REDACTED] part, naturally < 1455065359 899788 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Oh? < 1455065365 963807 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :since that's the spoiler. < 1455065372 554103 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :anyway i was actually looking for an hashcode team <.< < 1455065374 524803 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oooooooh < 1455065430 210562 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :For the instructions I'm planning on adding to ELK? < 1455065455 655419 :J_Arcane!~chatzilla@37-219-212-54.nat.bb.dnainternet.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1455065457 883390 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION feels ignored < 1455065467 212655 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :TPM, AOTC, ROTS, ANH, ESB, ROTJ, and TFA < 1455065468 464327 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`welcome J_Arcane < 1455065470 328754 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :J_Arcane: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: . (For the other kind of esoterica, try #esoteric on EFnet or DALnet.) < 1455065476 485206 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION pokes izabera < 1455065482 401727 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :;-; < 1455065503 729060 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: btw quantum computers are not believed to be capable of solving the halting problem hth (never more than exponential speedup) < 1455065513 26621 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Yeah, I figured not < 1455065526 485322 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I would like to see a problem solvable in O(1/n) time >:) < 1455065559 235245 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Inverse Polynomial- IP- is the complexity class) < 1455065592 224245 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric : hppavilion[1]: you want I mean to ship \oren\ and oerjan together? <-- aka backslash pairing < 1455065636 736676 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: yep < 1455065692 150994 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION realizes that got quite out of context < 1455065698 829879 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :yep to the instructions < 1455065746 899229 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric ::) < 1455065751 763274 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Any clue what they should do? < 1455065854 488054 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :well ROTS and ROTJ should rotate stack pointer and PC respectively. < 1455065913 318818 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ESB expands the stack boundary < 1455065982 253168 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :TPM transfers private memory, useful for safe threading < 1455066038 409638 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :unclear why ROTJ rotates PC < 1455066040 358810 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ANH adds a new heap < 1455066054 481894 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh wait < 1455066068 897223 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe it can rotate the jump flags < 1455066123 478953 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :AOTC accesses other computers < 1455066136 148662 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: The call stack is currently separate from the registers < 1455066156 575745 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :rotate jump flags? < 1455066170 995427 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :What are jump flags? < 1455066179 408594 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :TFA performs trivial floating-point arithmetics < 1455066179 808648 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :flags that you can branch on < 1455066194 791452 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :such as zero or carry < 1455066223 907425 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Ah. And what does rotating them do? < 1455066240 190563 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :same as rotating any bit field hth < 1455066257 726145 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :(you probably need at least one more flag) < 1455066413 300151 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric : izabera: Fird, secost, thirnd? <-- Firrd, secost, thind hth < 1455066447 301660 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :you just moved a r < 1455066464 528610 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i made it logical < 1455066488 468898 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Please check the channel you are currently communicating with. < 1455066488 733980 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :somehow < 1455066500 375560 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :1st = fir + st, so 1rd should be fir + rd hth < 1455066522 269736 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :etc. < 1455066575 163099 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I may be about to embarrass myself by asking this, but is there a builtin heap in most VMs? < 1455066597 430973 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :so embarassing < 1455066602 533002 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: we take logic to its illogical conclusion. what's your problem? < 1455066613 495816 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Ah < 1455066942 869051 :tjt263_!~RAPSCA77I@124-148-196-183.dyn.iinet.net.au QUIT :Quit: sleep < 1455067129 838678 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera: there? < 1455067287 130741 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :*is there < 1455067343 608253 :XorSwap!~XorSwap@wnpgmb016qw-ds01-214-177.dynamic.mtsallstream.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1455067360 623392 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: So I'm designing a (non-production, education) VM called Deque-o-Bytes for use as a lesion in minimization < 1455067366 63316 :jaboja64!~jaboja@ejm98.neoplus.adsl.tpnet.pl QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1455067395 52902 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm here < 1455067461 485727 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's almost exactly what it sounds like, but it probably uses longs (the 32- or 64-bit kind) instead < 1455067506 877515 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :And an actual intentional, advertised feature of the VM is that it's horribly bloated and half of its features could be implemented in an obvious way using macros < 1455067844 477569 :jaboja!~jaboja@ejm98.neoplus.adsl.tpnet.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1455067990 610187 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :^bf --->->->>+>+>>+[++++[>+++[>++++>-->+++<<<-]<-]<+++]>>>.>-->-.>..+>++++>+++.+>-->[>-.<<] < 1455067990 791414 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hello, World! < 1455068062 347379 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's the new golfed hello world pattern, isn't it? < 1455068074 418477 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :or, hmm < 1455068079 486962 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's with those triply-nested loops in the middle? < 1455068143 622112 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :can a brainfuck program be proven to be the shortest? < 1455068201 62094 :pikhq_!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :*Specific* ones can be, but *in general* it seems quite nontrivial courtesy of the halting problem. < 1455068249 648021 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :you'd need to be able to, for each shorter program, either prove it to halt, prove it not to halt, or prove that it can't create the same output for some given input < 1455068271 327249 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :this is easy for almost every program, but that "almost" is a pretty big confounding factor! < 1455068285 726355 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :mathematicians be almost damned! < 1455068369 627787 :\oren\!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP140-1-1175999594.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :trump is winning < 1455068412 500228 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :\oren\: I'm following the US primaries < 1455068417 451144 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I thought new hampshire hadn't voted yet though < 1455068440 956340 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :trump is considered most likely to win there but the chance of an upset is also considered pretty high if not higher < 1455068525 462007 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: RDebath just deleted that from the Brainfuck page. < 1455068539 789907 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq_: Well, time to actually implement banana scheme. < 1455068548 621536 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Someone get me the Reality Hacksaw < 1455068571 184162 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: well it has a capital W < 1455068575 455985 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it was found on ppcg a while ago < 1455068585 143717 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :could be a possible copyright issue? < 1455068623 340640 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION unfolds a portable reality saw from his mapole < 1455068635 918831 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :also, i'd say the biggest confounding factor is probably the enormous number of shorter programs to check? < 1455068651 385326 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION takes said reality saw and starts sawing apart reality so that he can implement Banana Scheme < 1455068675 108286 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: no, see the talk page. i'm not sure i agree with it. < 1455068679 774048 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: How many shorter possible programs are there, given the minimum length of a Hello World? < 1455068696 700182 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :And eliminating those that use , at all and that don't use . at all? < 1455068733 418239 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: well the above is 87 chars... < 1455068747 793261 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Speaking of which, the shortest possible BF Hello World is obviously ,[.,] hth. It's just a bit conditional. < 1455068760 478510 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :> 7^87 < 1455068761 405932 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Of course, it requires a compliant interpreter < 1455068762 727370 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : 33383316601519079764840019573017918591994183158265244484590572513470087543 < 1455068773 647066 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: shortest Easy hello world is almost certainly ,H[.,]ello, world! < 1455068791 997887 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :err < 1455068793 406325 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :And if you don't allow the user to type anything in, but have a standard derivative interpreter (that is, one with ! and #), then you get ,[.,]!Hello, world! < 1455068799 277811 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :,H[.,e]llo, world! ? < 1455068813 259105 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :depends on how exactly Easy's I/O even works < 1455068823 986456 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: of course you'd want to prune it in various ways, but it's a lot of work and possibly too much... < 1455068885 367049 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: You didn't eliminate invalid looping. < 1455068912 952670 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: 7 because clearly . is unused? < 1455068927 807457 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: , < 1455068952 766367 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: You aren't really allowed to , in hello worlds < 1455069008 757869 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :err right < 1455069010 937891 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :got those muddled < 1455069025 947333 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :actually, arguably you can so long as you ignore the result < 1455069031 717907 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :this is how the Takeover hello world works < 1455069079 977836 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: Fair enough < 1455069090 653991 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 QUIT :Quit: RECTIFIED CHICKEN < 1455069114 12352 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: it's a first estimate. getting a perfectly accurate estimate is essentially the same as solving the problem. < 1455069134 823132 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Yeah, and? < 1455069137 619983 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :GET TO IT < 1455069152 572651 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION cracks his whip in an entirely non-sexual way < 1455069154 384235 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :NOPE < 1455069201 505379 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't do things that might take longer than the universe survives hth < 1455069233 108461 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Fair enough. < 1455069236 500624 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok so wildly estimating... < 1455069249 811959 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :> 86/8 < 1455069251 448909 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : 10.75 < 1455069257 819048 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :er < 1455069260 692370 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :> 86/7 < 1455069262 433793 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : 12.285714285714286 < 1455069290 657087 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: What does 'hth' mean? < 1455069296 476717 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :` < 1455069298 788282 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :oops < 1455069299 264902 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: : not found < 1455069299 604669 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :zgrep: hope that helps hth < 1455069301 639850 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? hth < 1455069303 506095 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hth is help received from a hairy toe. It is not at all hambiguitous. < 1455069328 230727 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :there should be a variant of wisdom that only contains true and helpful entries < 1455069331 432318 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :rather than lies < 1455069336 379441 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: I... Do... err... okay. :/ < 1455069338 61287 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAH < 1455069361 372257 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`tomfoolery hth < 1455069362 92893 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: tomfoolery: not found < 1455069375 780574 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat lies < 1455069376 484648 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :cat: lies: No such file or directory < 1455069376 627043 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` cat bin/wisdom < 1455069377 273607 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :F="$(find wisdom -name "*$(echo "$1" | lowercase)*" -type f | shuf -n1)"; echo -n "${F#wisdom/}/" | rnooodl; cat "$F" | rnooodl < 1455069426 933844 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat bin/rnooodl < 1455069427 637685 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :perl -pe 's/([Nn])ooodl/"$1@{[o x(3+rand 7)]}dl"/ge' < 1455069463 324680 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: Do you really think we need that? If so, feel free to create it. < 1455069491 539846 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: I mean, the code is right there if you just change a bit < 1455069551 477661 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'd do it myself, but last time I tried... < 1455069561 493628 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` cp bin/wisdom bin/lies < 1455069561 636277 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, thank god I can create new universes at will < 1455069564 362834 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1455069573 484509 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Actually, no, that's not what I wanted, is it. < 1455069575 301250 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`lies < 1455069577 311801 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :agdq/AGDQ is Awesome Games Done Quick, an annual video games speedrunning event for charity ever winter, see http://gamesdonequick.com and https://gamesdonequick.com/tracker/events/ < 1455069586 184899 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :zgrep: No, we wanted `? < 1455069591 10771 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` cat bin/? < 1455069592 214231 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :TIMEFORMAT='real: %lR, user: %lU, sys: %lS' exec bash -c -- "$1" \ echo hi \ exec \ #!/bin/sh \ CMD=`echo "$1" | cut -d' ' -f1` \ ARG=`echo "$1" | cut -d' ' -f2-` \ exec ibin/$CMD "$ARG"#!/bin/sh \ topic=$(echo "$1" | lowercase | sed "s/noo\+dl/nooodl/;s/ *$//") \ topic1=$(echo "$topic" | sed "s/s$//") \ cd wisdom \ if [ \( "$topic1" = "ngevd" \) < 1455069599 661776 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`culprits bin/lies < 1455069603 251244 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :zgrep < 1455069614 627213 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` rm bin/lies < 1455069617 840692 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1455069640 936973 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :We need a bible < 1455069653 651753 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :What should it be called? < 1455069664 347111 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION finds it fitting that the first output from the `lies command wasn't one < 1455069699 485573 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: "Esobible" sounds stupid < 1455069704 381490 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Book of Eso?" < 1455069707 942623 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :*"? < 1455069745 655626 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` cp bin/wisdom bin/bookofeso < 1455069748 628965 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1455069761 541317 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now somebody fix it so it isn't just wisdom xD < 1455069792 991781 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(I should probably learn bash...) < 1455069810 323111 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Then again, this might unnecessarily bloat HackEgo... < 1455069833 676658 :XorSwap!~XorSwap@wnpgmb016qw-ds01-214-177.dynamic.mtsallstream.net QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1455069893 619315 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes. yes it might. < 1455070370 229256 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: That was the idea. Make `wisdom be lies and `lies be wisdom. < 1455070378 791715 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, truth. Close enough. < 1455070402 341111 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? lie algebra < 1455070403 362494 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :A Lie algebra is what you get if you take the region infinitesimally close to the identity of a Lie group and blow it up to normal size. < 1455070442 109677 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? lie group < 1455070444 504086 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :lie group? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1455070495 586761 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :zgrep: "tomfoolery" is a better name for the command < 1455070503 252448 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hm, okay. < 1455070550 124615 :MDude!~fyrc@pa-67-234-108-216.dhcp.embarqhsd.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 276 seconds < 1455070558 384806 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? le < 1455070559 606547 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :cat: le: Is a directory < 1455070572 128993 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? lie < 1455070572 889657 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Lies are even easier than monoids. They form groups, known as Lie groups. < 1455070591 884956 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? HackEgo < 1455070593 681187 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :HackEgo, also known as HackBot, is a bot that runs arbitrary commands on Unix. See `help for info on using it. You should totally try to hax0r it! Make sure you imagine it's running as root with no sandboxing. < 1455070610 721023 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? le/rn < 1455070611 485852 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :le/rn makes creating wisdom entries manually a thing of the past. < 1455070644 874599 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Aw, you've spoiled it. < 1455070655 104280 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :The whole joke was that you couldn't create wisdom/le/rn with le/rn < 1455070667 636389 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess I did part of the spoiling. < 1455070757 38064 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`culprits wisdom/le/rn < 1455070758 671074 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf shachaf < 1455070769 822916 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :You took part twice, it seems. < 1455070801 185646 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? le//rn < 1455070802 208502 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :le/rn makes creating wisdom entries manually a thing of the past. < 1455070841 17499 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? le/arn < 1455070841 882712 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :lern 2 spel < 1455070859 34805 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Okey, isle lern. < 1455071018 427099 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? zgrep < 1455071019 590583 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :zgrep? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1455071063 805834 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 QUIT : < 1455071072 655492 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 JOIN :#esoteric < 1455071142 459886 :jaboja!~jaboja@ejm98.neoplus.adsl.tpnet.pl QUIT :Ping timeout: 272 seconds < 1455071232 680804 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :i,i `le//rn le/arn//L'Arn est une rivière du sud de la France. < 1455071241 460072 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Unfortunately that's mixing up genders. :-( < 1455071343 870241 :tjt263_!~RAPSCA77I@124-148-196-183.dyn.iinet.net.au JOIN :#esoteric < 1455071577 337622 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1455072347 708521 :heroux!sandroco@gateway.insomnia247.nl QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1455072420 649114 :heroux!sandroco@gateway.insomnia247.nl JOIN :#esoteric < 1455072525 962157 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: it's not the gender, but le turning into l' before a vowel hth < 1455072548 864353 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: they're both wrong hth < 1455072574 560872 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :Arn is masculine if i'm reading https://fr.wiktionary.org/wiki/Arn correctly < 1455072631 874862 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh. < 1455072641 742422 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Then why is it "une"? Because of "rivière"? < 1455072685 797922 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't know French. < 1455072707 668204 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes. < 1455072745 366761 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :then fix it twh < 1455072752 364907 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :le/arn -> l'arn < 1455072756 271256 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :Arn and sud are masculine, rivière and France are feminine in that hth < 1455072759 640831 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :l'arn 2 contractions < 1455072795 374358 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Of course, making bin/l'arn wouldn't hurt either. < 1455072801 987179 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i have only a shambling knowledge of french, but i have a knack for grammar. < 1455072826 323228 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :wait, i left the fridge open... < 1455073085 214894 :mihow!~mihow@50-206-98-70-static.hfc.comcastbusiness.net QUIT :Quit: mihow < 1455074674 156438 :adu!~ajr@c-73-133-129-229.hsd1.md.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1455074751 317473 :lleu!~gnomebad@unaffiliated/lleu QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1455075016 506521 :lynn!~lynn@unaffiliated/lynn JOIN :#esoteric < 1455075082 302806 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Possibly new computational class: 0 < 1455075127 207506 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :The class 0 is all the machines that, for a given program and any input, produce a given message < 1455075143 309017 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Text is a language of computational class 0 < 1455075252 475504 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :QUESTION < 1455075278 105539 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :What is the name of a program (sort of like "Compiler") that compiles a language to one of much lower computational class? < 1455075355 198940 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :So if I was to make a more powerful variant on Text, what would the compiler be called? < 1455075422 920006 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? le//rn < 1455075424 261516 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :le/rn makes creating wisdom entries manually a thing of the past. < 1455075432 975033 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? le/rn < 1455075434 182631 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :le/rn makes creating wisdom entries manually a thing of the past. < 1455075484 232337 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: computational class is usually defined so that you cannot compile to a lower class < 1455075518 23546 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :by being closed under reductions. < 1455075572 944516 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :assuming, that is, that the compiler doesn't have access to the input the program will get, this is almost automatic. < 1455075576 684689 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Yes, so what is the name of the program that e.g. takes a program written in hptext (which is equivalent to a PDA) and outputs a Text program? < 1455075594 926789 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: there is no such program, is what i'm saying. < 1455075599 576035 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Then again, I suppose it's really just redirecting the stdout to a file xD < 1455075606 794143 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Yes, that's what I figured < 1455075620 753114 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :since there is not Text program equivalent to the hptext program, you cannot compile down to one. < 1455075625 530931 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :*no < 1455075722 324069 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :it gets more subtle if the compiler also gets the input. hm in that case isn't it really the case that your compiler is a hptext interpreter... < 1455075772 68358 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :when the target is Text that is. < 1455075881 218689 :adu!~ajr@c-73-133-129-229.hsd1.md.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi all < 1455075901 493106 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :adu: How do you ado? < 1455075918 529592 :adu!~ajr@c-73-133-129-229.hsd1.md.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: pretty fantastic, my cat is calm < 1455075941 777381 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :adu: Yay for cats! < 1455075960 950339 :adu!~ajr@c-73-133-129-229.hsd1.md.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :normally, he's one of those bounce-off-the-walls cats < 1455076070 124818 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :adu: Also known as a "grep" < 1455076088 359635 :adu!~ajr@c-73-133-129-229.hsd1.md.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I thought grep was a verb? < 1455076103 104440 :adu!~ajr@c-73-133-129-229.hsd1.md.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :like, "oh, I'll just grep my project dir" < 1455076149 264922 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :adu: Yes, but any verb can be made a noun < 1455076153 749487 :adu!~ajr@c-73-133-129-229.hsd1.md.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :unless it's a synonym for "ack", which I totally understand < 1455076164 939949 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(I was tempted to say "nouned", but that doesn't complement "verbing" very well) < 1455076171 943105 :adu!~ajr@c-73-133-129-229.hsd1.md.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :lolol < 1455076186 306874 :\oren\!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP140-1-1175999594.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh I should post a picture of the thing I've been playing on all night < 1455076359 764637 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :What would be a good memory model for a processor that is rarely used? < 1455076385 758084 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :stone tablets hth < 1455076455 825853 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: What would be a good ABSTRACT memory model for a processor that is rarely used (the "that is rarely used" associates with "a...memory model") < 1455076569 41135 :\oren\!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP140-1-1175999594.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://imgur.com/a/plfGn < 1455076595 539132 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :you should normally not put "that" right after a noun phrase it doesn't associate with hth < 1455076600 718177 :\oren\!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP140-1-1175999594.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :it has 470 NES games built in < 1455076651 293035 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :if it's rarely used, you can probably drop caching? so just have a flat memory... < 1455076688 566661 :\oren\!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP140-1-1175999594.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :what do you think of the style of the casing? < 1455077006 294551 :pikhq_!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nicely Famicom. < 1455077370 204784 :\oren\!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP140-1-1175999594.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :i know right? my dad said it was "like made in the 1970's" < 1455077485 218227 :pikhq_!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :Strictly speaking, the Famicom was the early 80s, but still. :) < 1455077537 680845 :\oren\!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP140-1-1175999594.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :It also has lassi games like ikari warriors, rockman, angry birds < 1455077556 871268 :\oren\!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP140-1-1175999594.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes angry birds. they ported it to the NES < 1455077614 131870 :\oren\!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP140-1-1175999594.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :they also ported sonic to the NES < 1455077641 432752 :pikhq_!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yep, sounds like pirate Chinese equipment alright. < 1455077744 470439 :Sprocklem!~sprocklem@unaffiliated/sprocklem JOIN :#esoteric < 1455077784 291276 :\oren\!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP140-1-1175999594.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :the menu has language options 中文 and English < 1455077901 620513 :\oren\!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP140-1-1175999594.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I also like the fact it can be played on its own, or plugged into a TV < 1455078059 955563 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-18e43ef5.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Are anonymous sum types ever useful? < 1455078069 169408 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-18e43ef5.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Becuase I'm writing anonymous sum type code in Rust right now < 1455078147 182378 :\oren\!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP140-1-1175999594.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :in what sense anonymous? isn't that the same as a tuple? < 1455078191 35803 :\oren\!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP140-1-1175999594.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh wait, that's a product type < 1455078213 885525 :\oren\!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP140-1-1175999594.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :a sum type is a union, so... < 1455078393 814889 :\oren\!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP140-1-1175999594.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, an anonymous sum type as a function parameter would allow you to write one function for flot, double, int and long? < 1455078410 143713 :\oren\!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP140-1-1175999594.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe? < 1455078598 314623 :\oren\!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP140-1-1175999594.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :or am I understanding this wrongly? < 1455078638 954219 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-18e43ef5.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't think you are < 1455078784 530500 :contrapumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin JOIN :#esoteric < 1455078831 163143 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :C11 has _Generic < 1455078935 625510 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@unaffiliated/copumpkin QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1455079344 303295 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: I'm going for esoteric models of memory- models that aren't used often, but are still powerful < 1455079350 824018 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :And possibly even useful in some scenarios < 1455079608 729898 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok < 1455079657 421147 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Basically, some alternative to big-array-of-registers-and-a-call-stack < 1455079812 894474 :bb010g!uid21050@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-wadjgprbwxzyqorg JOIN :#esoteric < 1455079873 884773 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :\oren\: Has to be a tagged union for that to work < 1455079877 924115 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Which luckily, a sum type is < 1455079941 116941 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: my day-job research doesn't use a callstack; rather, each function knows which other functions can call it < 1455079955 232334 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: Ooooh < 1455079957 436847 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :and has a variable recording where the call came from, so it knows where to return < 1455079958 513895 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :That sounds cool < 1455079972 30081 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :But not eso enough < 1455079973 208451 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :in the case of recursive functions you need an array instead, one for each recursion depth < 1455079984 596768 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :and the reason we do things like this is for /really/ fine-grained NUMA < 1455079994 342572 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :each function has its own independent RAM, they all work in parallel with each other < 1455079995 240633 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: The calling convention in MIX uses self-modifying code to implement function calls. < 1455080002 271220 :\oren\!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP140-1-1175999594.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm that sounds much easier to debug < 1455080003 313625 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :thus no memory bandwidth issues < 1455080075 477226 :pikhq_!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: That sounds like a really irritating compilation target. < 1455080088 871222 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm going for something completely foreign to the way computers work. A graph, like my earlier GraphVM, perhaps? < 1455080110 336298 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq_: we certainly have to use some unusual techniques < 1455080130 753689 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :but the entire goal of the research was intended to take advantage of the capabilities of hardware < 1455080138 400896 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :"little RAMs everywhere" is one of those < 1455080205 786719 :\oren\!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP140-1-1175999594.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :o reilly said if america feels the bern he'll move to ireland < 1455080215 304648 :pikhq_!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :LOL. < 1455080292 846313 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Good. < 1455080567 629623 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Perhaps I'll make multiple designs for multiple data models... < 1455081250 266646 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :\oren\: Imagine his reaction when Obama gets reelected < 1455081348 521028 :adu!~ajr@c-73-133-129-229.hsd1.md.comcast.net QUIT :Quit: adu < 1455081375 631048 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :In 2017 < 1455081382 605591 :pikhq_!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :Will it be as incredulous as mine? < 1455081408 82303 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: that can't happen without a constitutional change (or everyone relevant agreeing to just ignore the constutition, which is even more unlikely) < 1455081436 894057 :pikhq_!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :(I'll be stunned if the current Congress passes a nontrivial bill, much less an *amendment* getting rid of term limits.) < 1455081458 383441 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: Yes, yes, I know. I'm FROM the US, and our school systems aren't failing THAT badly on the topic of ourselves < 1455081471 648298 :pikhq_!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :Are you sure? < 1455081482 777298 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq_: Yes, I was making a joke < 1455081505 396674 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: Also, I'm pretty sure if he got somehow voted into office by a write-in campaign or something like that, they'd let him in < 1455081520 244514 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Of course, he'd probably say "Nope, not doing this shit for four more years" < 1455081522 811485 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't think they would < 1455081551 143524 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: Constitutions are to protect the people. If the people ALL agree that we want to override it, then let them. < 1455081575 24499 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :"all" != "51%" < 1455081588 312728 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :and ofc you can have plurality with less than 50% of the vote < 1455081608 626208 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: Well yeah, of course < 1455081634 834111 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :But in this case, "all" == 51%, because THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE < 1455081679 241123 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :And 51%, when you consider the sheer number of people who'd have to vote against what they would normally think they should, is a LOT < 1455081774 865439 :\oren\!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP140-1-1175999594.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :bah, obama is right wing. < 1455081833 127983 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is a brainfuck derivative still a stupid brainfuck derivative if it (a) more than doubles the number of symbols (a.a) has all of these symbols be useful for its purpose and (b) Doesn't explicitly state "is a brainfuck derivative" < 1455081840 873680 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-18e43ef5.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :So, I think the most interesting thing I can do with an anon sum type is make pattern matching something for it < 1455081846 277112 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(A DSL brainfuck derivative) < 1455081901 190126 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm trying to make a sort of cross between BF, C, and Rust that can be used for low-level programming < 1455081915 785136 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sort of my OSFuck, but there were too many issues with it so I'm redesigning < 1455081938 813288 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :\oren\: basically all americans are right wing, by European standards < 1455081939 827281 :adu!~ajr@c-73-133-129-229.hsd1.md.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1455081970 542002 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: OCaml has the ` syntax that basically lets you make up polymorphic sum types on the fly < 1455081983 951033 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-18e43ef5.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ooh < 1455081985 626419 :pikhq_!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :If you're not right wing by European standards, in the US you're practically a dirty pinko communist. < 1455082003 269148 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: I'm a bit of a socialist. < 1455082005 522811 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :e.g., `A 3 has the type [> `A of int] < 1455082012 332044 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does Bernie count as right-wing? < 1455082018 444128 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or is he too far left for Europeans? < 1455082020 293452 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :and `B 4 has the type [> `B of int] < 1455082030 521004 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or is he just off the right/left design completely? < 1455082038 219530 :pikhq_!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't think he'd count as "too far left" for European politics. < 1455082040 122714 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :and if you write a function that takes either and returns an integer, it has type [< `A of int | `B of int] -> int < 1455082060 974273 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :the thing about Bernie is that it's hard to see how far he'd go, given where he's starting < 1455082085 105658 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :most of his policies are no further left than centre-left by European standards even if taken to their logical conclusions, thouh < 1455082086 532919 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :*though < 1455082089 122252 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-18e43ef5.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523, so they're both ints, just labeled differently? < 1455082102 253894 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric : and has a variable recording where the call came from, so it knows where to return <-- istr reading that's what original FORTRAN did < 1455082105 286927 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: right, but you can pattern match on the label < 1455082123 786244 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :the function might look something like «function `A x -> x + 1 | `B x -> x - 1» < 1455082142 300150 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: original FORTRAN didn't have higher order functions though :-) < 1455082152 288973 :\oren\!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP140-1-1175999594.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :i remeber fox news was horrified over Trudeau < 1455082196 813232 :adu!~ajr@c-73-133-129-229.hsd1.md.comcast.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1455082225 641752 :\oren\!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP140-1-1175999594.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :so probably canada is somewhat left of america as well < 1455082241 827148 :adu!~ajr@c-73-133-129-229.hsd1.md.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1455082241 969657 :adu!~ajr@c-73-133-129-229.hsd1.md.comcast.net QUIT :Client Quit < 1455082272 813564 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :\oren\: Basically: In the developed world, America is pretty far right by most other people's standards < 1455082277 699396 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :From their vantage point < 1455082290 864641 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :In reality, it's pretty spread out, and everyone thinks it's too far in the other direction < 1455082300 224932 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because of the persecution complex < 1455082390 60115 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm, thinking about it, Sanders' policies probably wouldn't go over too well in the UK because he wouldn't be trusted to balance the economy, but apart from that they wouldn't look out of place < 1455082394 843088 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :that said, we have many of them already < 1455082407 917791 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :(such as government-provided healthcare) < 1455082424 602855 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu QUIT :Ping timeout: 256 seconds < 1455082442 410529 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-18e43ef5.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't think I have an obvious way to do anonymous labels in Rust < 1455082449 961188 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-18e43ef5.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Although I guess struct Foo; is close enough < 1455082697 266406 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: Well, there's `tomfoolery now. With no actual information in it. It searches tmflry/ for lies. It defaults to wisdom if it can't find anything. < 1455082733 534146 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`tomfoolery < 1455082734 426278 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have nothing to tell you. < 1455082737 948694 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric ::) < 1455082741 422691 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`tomfoolery cat < 1455082742 284645 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :A cat is an animal with four legs. It's nice to pet, especially when it's a baby cat, called a kitten. < 1455082750 324730 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`tomfoolery < 1455082751 633305 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have nothing to tell you. < 1455082754 543647 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hm. < 1455082760 43513 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :It just says that when you don't ask for anything. < 1455082765 876699 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah < 1455082775 637647 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :You asked for nothing, it has nothing to tell you. :P < 1455082779 165137 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :zgrep: Not exactly analogous to `wisdom < 1455082781 164098 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :But OK < 1455082789 294028 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, it's not exactly meant to be. < 1455082794 93779 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah < 1455082801 939449 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`tomfoolery hackego < 1455082803 658929 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :HackEgo, also known as HackBot, is a bot that runs arbitrary commands on Unix. See `help for info on using it. You should totally try to hax0r it! Make sure you imagine it's running as root with no sandboxing. < 1455082811 507655 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Falls back onto it, though. < 1455082852 514242 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`tomfoolery random number < 1455082853 532897 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :21632 < 1455082857 627155 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe that should actually return 4... < 1455082960 499019 :v^!~v^@c-68-41-215-101.hsd1.mi.comcast.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 272 seconds < 1455083128 898596 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :can't we just move most of wisdom into tomfoolery? < 1455083136 874343 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :or is tomfoolery only for true statements? < 1455083142 753166 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :The latter. < 1455083165 737987 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1455083291 402654 :\oren\!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP140-1-1175999594.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :the randomest number is 17 < 1455083306 331584 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Perhaps we should mv wisdom/hackego to tmflry/hackego < 1455083314 791811 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :And make a new definition for HackEgo < 1455083322 361163 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? fungot < 1455083323 643957 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot is our beloved channel mascot and voice of reason. < 1455083373 52093 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :\oren\: But... 4... it was chosen by a fair dice roll... https://www.xkcd.com/221/ < 1455083380 102945 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :And it's the IEEE-vetted random number! < 1455083432 420043 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: 'Tis up to you. < 1455083446 586920 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :And everyone else as well, I guess. < 1455083459 127305 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` cat learn < 1455083459 930260 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :cat: learn: No such file or directory < 1455083471 266885 :pikhq_!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :I prefer using whatever /dev/random says. < 1455083473 524609 :pikhq_!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :Which is 4. < 1455083479 512873 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: you want bin/learn < 1455083486 419923 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh right < 1455083507 665048 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat /dev/random < 1455083512 775721 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm eating pizza, so I'm a bit distracted xD < 1455083517 698512 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq_: You lied! < 1455083538 212393 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1455083548 827260 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric ::( < 1455083549 733038 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`/dev/random < 1455083550 414575 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: /dev/random: Permission denied \ /home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: /dev/random: cannot execute: Permission denied < 1455083555 119494 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :OK then < 1455083563 207994 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`dev/random < 1455083563 888617 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: /hackenv/dev/random: No such file or directory < 1455083568 911989 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :OK < 1455083569 54335 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Apparently it doesn't want you to execute dev/random. < 1455083574 350736 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/dev/\/dev/ < 1455083575 991311 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` cat bin/learn < 1455083577 80526 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​#!/bin/bash \ topic=$(echo "$1" | lowercase | sed 's/^\(an\?\|the\) //;s/s\?[:;,.!?]\? .*//') \ echo "$1" >"wisdom/$topic" \ echo "Learned '$topic': $1" < 1455083580 310109 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu JOIN :#esoteric < 1455083595 337636 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe I should stick a "lowercase" into tomfoolery. < 1455083600 124303 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :No < 1455083602 960009 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Okay. < 1455083619 257859 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` cp bin/learn bin/mislearn < 1455083623 68138 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1455083638 744231 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` sed bin/mislearn < 1455083640 921315 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Whoops < 1455083645 445935 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :sed: can't find label for jump to `in/mislearn' < 1455083669 213835 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` sed "s/wisdom/tmflry" bin/mislearn < 1455083670 12951 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :sed: -e expression #1, char 15: unterminated `s' command < 1455083674 375391 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` sed "s/wisdom/tmflry/" bin/mislearn < 1455083676 169776 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​#!/bin/bash \ topic=$(echo "$1" | lowercase | sed 's/^\(an\?\|the\) //;s/s\?[:;,.!?]\? .*//') \ echo "$1" >"tmflry/$topic" \ echo "Learned '$topic': $1" < 1455083697 902676 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`mislearn hth means "hope that helps" < 1455083701 881881 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Learned 'hth': hth means "hope that helps" < 1455083712 94646 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`tomfoolery hth < 1455083713 378265 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hth means "hope that helps" < 1455083732 923152 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` sed "s/Learned/Was lied to about/" bin/mislearn < 1455083733 132993 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh. Wow. Now I get what hth is. < 1455083733 873884 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​#!/bin/bash \ topic=$(echo "$1" | lowercase | sed 's/^\(an\?\|the\) //;s/s\?[:;,.!?]\? .*//') \ echo "$1" >"wisdom/$topic" \ echo "Was lied to about '$topic': $1" < 1455083758 488268 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm almost getting the hang of this < 1455083765 903526 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` cat bin/bookofeso < 1455083766 859260 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :F="$(find wisdom -name "*$(echo "$1" | lowercase)*" -type f | shuf -n1)"; echo -n "${F#wisdom/}/" | rnooodl; cat "$F" | rnooodl < 1455083768 976485 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :` < 1455083769 716646 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: : not found < 1455083772 658171 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? hth < 1455083773 851377 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hth means "hope that helps" < 1455083782 512027 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Shit... < 1455083784 714386 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION swats hppavilion[1] -----### < 1455083795 303601 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT THE BOT ****ING SAYS < 1455083806 223921 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: I'M AND IDIOT KEEP THAT IN MIND < 1455083810 425327 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'M VERY SORRY < 1455083813 947749 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :PRECISELY WHY < 1455083831 179452 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :AH < 1455083835 56825 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :At least it's all version controlled. < 1455083852 895551 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wait < 1455083863 645414 :pikhq_!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION finds himself wondering where ais523 works these days < 1455083865 878018 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? tmh < 1455083867 210962 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :tmh? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1455083869 217745 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? tdnh < 1455083870 459065 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :tdnh does not help < 1455083885 187941 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq_: university of birmingham, on research compiler development < 1455083888 663038 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why did it revert "tmflry" to "wisdom" < 1455083890 53771 :pikhq_!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fun. < 1455083893 751087 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :In the second sed? < 1455083913 256377 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :OOOOOOOOOOOOH < 1455083919 331092 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` echo 'hth is help received from a hairy toe. It is not at all hambiguitous.' > wisdom/hth < 1455083920 50394 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :a couple of days ago I had to debug something in a hurry and there were a huge number of nested parentheses < 1455083921 114030 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION is an idiot < 1455083922 801893 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1455083934 379165 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :so I knocked up a Perl oneliner in about 2 minutes to colourcode them for me < 1455083950 8607 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: How do you get a perl oneliner pregnant? < 1455083970 319009 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :golfing practice pays off in my day job, although it wasn't very golfed < 1455083984 679349 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: it didn't revert it, you never got it in hth < 1455083996 478616 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Yes, I figured that out < 1455084034 347032 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I've been considering submitting it to anagolf but the problem is that there are so many ways to do it < 1455084036 666942 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm sorry ;-; < 1455084043 804500 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe it'd work better on ppcg, which is more subjective < 1455084047 370852 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Should I remove the fallback on wisdom, or should `tomfoolery keep it? < 1455084085 298365 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: You work with perl enough to do that in 2 minutes... is that a good thing or a bad thing? < 1455084099 546352 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :zgrep: I don't work with Perl all that much < 1455084108 227904 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it is just one of the world's best languages for writing a program like that in 2 minutes < 1455084108 788823 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :So what I SHOULD do is `` sed "s/wisdom/tmflry/" bin/mislearn > bin/mislearn < 1455084117 600405 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: Makes sense. < 1455084118 470735 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or more accurately, what I SHOULD do is not mess with HackEgo < 1455084119 578551 :betafive!~betafive@unaffiliated/betafive JOIN :#esoteric < 1455084124 109916 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: No, I don't think that'd work... < 1455084128 126729 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :...unless it does... < 1455084129 547704 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: no, what you should do it sed -i < 1455084133 361233 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :^ < 1455084137 868009 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: OK, so THAT'S the flag < 1455084142 473467 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I couldn't find it on the tutorial page < 1455084147 226387 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it actually took a little longer because I checked the repos first < 1455084160 2623 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` sed -i "s/wisdom/tmflry/" bin/mislearn < 1455084162 948441 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1455084175 509997 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` sed -i "s/Learned/Was lied to about/" bin/mislearn < 1455084178 324782 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1455084182 506236 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat bin/mislearn < 1455084183 445657 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​#!/bin/bash \ topic=$(echo "$1" | lowercase | sed 's/^\(an\?\|the\) //;s/s\?[:;,.!?]\? .*//') \ echo "$1" >"tmflry/$topic" \ echo "Was lied to about '$topic': $1" < 1455084186 987601 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :There < 1455084192 707148 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It appears to be safe now < 1455084202 621048 :^v!~v^@c-68-41-215-101.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1455084228 824680 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? atestword < 1455084230 320579 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :atestword? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1455084230 606401 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :FOR NOW < 1455084245 124132 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`mislearn atestword is a word that is used for testing < 1455084248 567976 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Was lied to about 'atestword': atestword is a word that is used for testing < 1455084253 340105 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? atestword < 1455084254 456952 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :atestword? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1455084261 479359 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`tomfoolery atestword < 1455084263 355978 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :atestword is a word that is used for testing < 1455084267 425072 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :OK, it's safe now < 1455084277 469110 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :It can have spaces in the filename... < 1455084282 448724 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`mislearn hth means "hope that helps" < 1455084284 769177 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Was lied to about 'hth': hth means "hope that helps" < 1455084289 262684 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :zgrep: Not in `mislearn < 1455084303 497658 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, not in that. But I can do this: < 1455084324 76566 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think. < 1455084324 898663 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` ln -s tmflry/atestword 'tmflry/a test word' < 1455084326 297922 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1455084327 26699 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1455084331 639455 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`tomfoolery a test word < 1455084332 383091 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :atestword is a word that is used for testing < 1455084347 847688 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yay, it works. < 1455084357 178880 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`mislearn `mislearn was a very difficult command to create. It took much yelling at hppavilion[1] to get him to do things properly. hppavilion[1] is very sorry < 1455084360 431864 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Was lied to about '`mislearn': `mislearn was a very difficult command to create. It took much yelling at hppavilion[1] to get him to do things properly. hppavilion[1] is very sorry < 1455084372 945859 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` mkdir misle; cp le/* misle; sed -i 's/wisdom/tmflry/g' misle/* < 1455084375 284833 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :mkdir: cannot create directory `misle': File exists < 1455084380 567672 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`mislearn wisdom is tomfoolery < 1455084382 887763 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Was lied to about 'wisdom': wisdom is tomfoolery < 1455084385 347217 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat misle/rn < 1455084386 89802 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :sep="/"; [[ "$0" == *//* ]] && sep="//"; [[ "$1" == ?*"$sep"* ]] || exit 1; key="$(echo "${1%%$sep*}" | lowercase)"; value="${1#*$sep}"; echo "$value" > "$(echo-p "tmflry/$key")" && echo "Learned «$key»" < 1455084387 652449 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`mislearn tomfoolery is wisdom < 1455084390 227284 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Was lied to about 'tomfoolery': tomfoolery is wisdom < 1455084412 829557 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` sed -i 's/Learned/Was lied to about/' misle/* < 1455084414 821660 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1455084444 641610 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`misle/rn a test word/another test word < 1455084445 768676 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/hackenv/misle/rn: line 1: tmflry/a test word: No such file or directory < 1455084451 768104 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmph < 1455084455 810177 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat misle/rn < 1455084456 696493 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :sep="/"; [[ "$0" == *//* ]] && sep="//"; [[ "$1" == ?*"$sep"* ]] || exit 1; key="$(echo "${1%%$sep*}" | lowercase)"; value="${1#*$sep}"; echo "$value" > "$(echo-p "tmflry/$key")" && echo "Was lied to about «$key»" < 1455084497 703540 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :zgrep: Now we need an unknown one < 1455084498 831804 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`evil < 1455084499 570869 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`le/rn a test word/another test word < 1455084500 91014 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :KILL A PUPPY EVERY DAY. < 1455084502 743991 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Learned «a test word» < 1455084505 387563 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat bin/evil < 1455084506 101243 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :cat "$(find evil -type f | shuf -n1)" | tr '[:lower:]' '[:upper:]' < 1455084508 189879 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? a test word < 1455084509 151713 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :another test word < 1455084538 218665 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION is tempted to make `morallyneutral, but feels it would be received badly < 1455084598 529741 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :nobody will agree on what's morally neutral < 1455084608 323942 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :at least with evil you can produce a huge cariacture < 1455084610 687968 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`tomfoolery a test word < 1455084611 632106 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :atestword is a word that is used for testing < 1455084627 67068 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`misle/rn another test word/another test word < 1455084629 346679 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Was lied to about «another test word» < 1455084636 879195 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah. i think the link confused it. < 1455084648 294890 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION shrugs < 1455084658 194778 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`tomfoolery a test word < 1455084658 980890 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :atestword is a word that is used for testing < 1455084666 909161 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? another test word < 1455084667 429593 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Seems it still is. < 1455084667 909276 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :another test word? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1455084675 340600 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`tomfoolery another test word < 1455084676 233969 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :another test word < 1455084686 896521 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: `commandments? < 1455084688 742118 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think that works now. < 1455084719 920264 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Yay! Thank you! < 1455084874 39777 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`ls misle < 1455084874 836455 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :rn \ rn_append < 1455084891 755595 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`misle/rn_append another test word/and how < 1455084895 590217 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Was lied to about 'another test word': another test word and how < 1455084907 547463 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`ls tmflry < 1455084908 444103 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :another test word \ atestword \ a test word \ cat \ esolang \ esolangs \ hth \ `mislearn \ random number \ tomfoolery \ wisdom < 1455084925 632318 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`esolang < 1455084926 301638 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: esolang: not found < 1455084931 681749 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`rm tmflry/*test* < 1455084932 403965 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :rm: cannot remove `tmflry/*test*': No such file or directory < 1455084935 652575 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`esolangs < 1455084936 264155 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: esolangs: not found < 1455084937 675729 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` rm tmflry/*test* < 1455084939 831775 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1455084946 208108 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, wait, that was `ls tomflry < 1455084953 209950 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? esolangs < 1455084954 113026 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :esolangs? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1455084960 285172 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`tomfoolery esolangs < 1455084961 64968 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Esoteric languages. Usually refers to programming languages designed to be unique, difficult to program in, or just plain weird. See https://esolangs.org for more. < 1455084997 159183 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`misle/rn fs File system. HackEgo/HackBot's is http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi < 1455084999 409047 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Was lied to about «fs file system. hackego» < 1455085006 454364 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Whoops. < 1455085011 182284 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`misle/rn fs/File system. HackEgo/HackBot's is http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi < 1455085013 826070 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Was lied to about «fs» < 1455085030 614330 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` rm tmflry/*file\ system* < 1455085032 468581 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1455085033 197424 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? the meaning of life < 1455085034 135476 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :the meaning of life? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1455085036 241079 :variable!~variable@freebsd/developer/variable JOIN :#esoteric < 1455085038 734585 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :WAT. < 1455085040 717184 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :WHY. < 1455085049 666679 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :HOW. < 1455085055 263705 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :WTF. < 1455085063 892147 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :BUT. < 1455085068 558656 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :HUH. < 1455085073 584018 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu JOIN :#esoteric < 1455085086 432160 :\oren\!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP140-1-1175999594.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jello! < 1455085093 206731 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :\oren\: ...ew < 1455085117 148495 :\oren\!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP140-1-1175999594.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: huh < 1455085121 152075 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nothing. < 1455085131 90053 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas: We've been up to some `tomfoolery < 1455085150 440993 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? random number < 1455085151 453879 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :random number? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1455085158 319943 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`tomfoolery random number < 1455085159 117722 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :18116 < 1455085162 12608 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :\oren\: Well, I, for one, most certainly don't wish to be jello. < 1455085166 259233 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`tomfoolery random number < 1455085167 33125 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :11081 < 1455085169 748245 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :OK. < 1455085172 357160 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :That is cool. < 1455085181 430245 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Anything that's executable, tomfoolery will execute. < 1455085188 712459 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's just that murderous. < 1455085190 244005 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :zgrep: Like a boss < 1455085212 645111 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`tomfoolery cat < 1455085213 570492 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :A cat is an animal with four legs. It's nice to pet, especially when it's a baby cat, called a kitten. < 1455085226 495037 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? cat < 1455085227 867021 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Cats are cool, but should be illegal. < 1455085262 940512 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`misle/rn_append ALTERNATIVELY (and probably the reason you came here): The unix "cat" command takes a filename and prints the contents of that file < 1455085263 787715 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1455085270 716119 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`tomfoolery cat < 1455085271 735808 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :A cat is an animal with four legs. It's nice to pet, especially when it's a baby cat, called a kitten. < 1455085286 456737 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? cat < 1455085287 517896 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Cats are cool, but should be illegal. < 1455085295 543697 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat misle/rn_append < 1455085296 417415 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​#!/bin/bash \ [[ "$1" = */* ]] || exit \ topic=$(echo "$1" | lowercase | cut -d / -f 1) \ [ -z "$topic" ] && exit 1 \ stuff=$(echo "$1" | cut -d / -f 2-) \ perl -i -p -e 's/\n/ /' "tmflry/$topic" \ echo "$stuff" >>"tmflry/$topic" \ echo -n "Was lied to about '$topic': " \ cat "tmflry/$topic" < 1455085316 208131 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`append tmflry/cat = Or it's the unix "cat" command. It takes a filename (or many) and prints the contents of that (those) file(s). < 1455085319 38013 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1455085324 144990 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`tomfoolery cat < 1455085325 775892 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :A cat is an animal with four legs. It's nice to pet, especially when it's a baby cat, called a kitten. \ Or it's the unix "cat" command. It takes a filename (or many) and prints the contents of that (those) file(s). < 1455085336 234236 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat bin/append < 1455085337 91046 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :echo "${1#* = }" >> "${1%% = *}" < 1455085349 270774 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`ls tmflry < 1455085350 218526 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :cat \ esolang \ esolangs \ fs \ hth \ `mislearn \ random number \ tomfoolery \ wisdom < 1455085352 478505 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`culprits bin/append < 1455085355 2760 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :zgrep zgrep zgrep zgrep zgrep < 1455085361 496465 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm to blame, aren't I. < 1455085377 955375 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :zgrep: yes, you don't understand what the _append commands do. < 1455085395 932027 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: `append IS more general < 1455085397 36066 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-18e43ef5.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :FOr some reason, I love playing with the Rust type system < 1455085409 946295 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`ls wisdom < 1455085411 287646 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​` \ `? \ == \ \ _̰̆̓_̦̻̖͍̟̖̅ͭͭͬ͡_͉̭ͧ͒̐_̯͙̬̬̦̯͂͋͒ͧ͋̋_̴̝̔̉̅ͨ͞ \ ? \ ?? \ @ \ * \ \ \   \ ⌨ \ ꙮ \ ⊥ \ ☃ \ 🐐 \ ̸̸̼͚͇̮͕̳̞̤̜̯̪̪̱̣̠̺̹͍̩̝͚͕͓͚̙͓̪̮̟̜̣͙̪̂ͭ̎̏̔ͦ͒ͪ͌̾ͦͨ̚̚͢͢͠ͅ҉̴̢_͙̣͎͎͙̪̪̝̖͉̟̭̻̥̫̗̱̗͍̳̿̊ͣ̉ͣͪ͒̓̐͊̏ͫ̓̚̚ < 1455085411 430101 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: No, I get what they do. This command is meant to append to any file. And it starts the append on the next line thing stuff. < 1455085412 350583 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-18e43ef5.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It feels like Haskell except more unexplored, letting me turn Rust into Haskell < 1455085412 929240 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: no, it's not. < 1455085420 390786 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: Hahah! < 1455085434 74069 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-18e43ef5.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also, if Cons is used for ANDing stuff, Cans is used for ORing stuff < 1455085435 956895 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-18e43ef5.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :>.> < 1455085436 662547 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :zgrep: which is not the right thing to do for wisdom. < 1455085457 546727 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :True. But it works because HackEgo turns newlines into \'s. < 1455085491 947919 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`misle/rn Rust is a low-level programming language made by Mozilla (yes, the Firefox people). It's better than C++, but that's not saying much. < 1455085492 889051 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1455085503 542855 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Oh god. We've just made a wiki. Let us not abuse this power.) < 1455085521 600296 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: If you feel it's extraneous, feel free to remove it. Also I'm to blame for `overwrite. < 1455085523 358990 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? < 1455085524 429005 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​ ? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1455085533 667537 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat bin/overwrite < 1455085534 520983 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :echo "${1#* = }" > "${1%% = *}" < 1455085549 439651 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? < 1455085550 887920 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​ ? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1455085557 6999 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? < 1455085558 537432 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​ ? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1455085566 639313 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? < 1455085567 864967 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​ ? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1455085570 356608 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Huh < 1455085579 826919 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? == < 1455085581 710372 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Did you know you can define == recursively!? < 1455085597 960445 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :That was me, BTW < 1455085606 953173 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? `? `? < 1455085608 225550 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​`? `?? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1455085620 311529 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: HackEgo works in PM's too. < 1455085620 855654 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`le/rn `? `?/Yes, you're very clever < 1455085624 348367 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Learned «`? `?» < 1455085627 543940 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :zgrep: It does? Oh. < 1455085636 496884 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Still need to call it with `'s and such, but it works. < 1455085638 416168 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? `? `? < 1455085639 622029 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, you're very clever < 1455085645 867906 :\oren\!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP140-1-1175999594.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :`misle/rn C++ is an attempt to improve upon C. The only thing it actually improved was memory management, and it made everything else worse. < 1455085646 754769 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1455085649 715674 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :zgrep: the original `learn_append was created because everyone kept trying to append lines to the wisdom files, which looks ugly. < 1455085701 625315 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? \oren\ < 1455085702 732306 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​\oren\? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1455085726 165675 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Oh. My goal was to make something to make it relatively easy to write multi-message scripts interspersed with both " and ' throughout, without the need to escape either character because it's not a bash prompt. < 1455085750 574218 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`learn \oren\ is an attempt to improve upon oren. The only thing it actually improved was name recognizability, and it made everything else... well, there isn't much else in a nick, is there? < 1455085754 251713 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Learned '\oren\': \oren\ is an attempt to improve upon oren. The only thing it actually improved was name recognizability, and it made everything else... well, there isn't much else in a nick, is there? < 1455085779 953090 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` sed -i 's/[\r\n]/ /' tmflry/cat < 1455085781 215592 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1455085795 364159 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, that didn't work. < 1455085805 565301 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: you seem to have done another mistake above. my annoyance isn't so much in that you make mistakes, as in that you don't check whether you've done so. < 1455085824 462095 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: ... shit. What did I do this time? < 1455085832 775939 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm not going to tell you hth < 1455085848 721067 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"\oren\? ¯\(°​_o)/¯" looks right to me < 1455085859 624197 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hahah, I think I see it. Maybe. < 1455085876 447290 :\oren\!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP140-1-1175999594.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? \oren\ < 1455085876 786698 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe not. < 1455085877 705606 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​\oren\ is an attempt to improve upon oren. The only thing it actually improved was name recognizability, and it made everything else... well, there isn't much else in a nick, is there? < 1455085877 996139 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Was it in `? `? `?? < 1455085949 456337 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :zgrep: What is it? < 1455085953 795409 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not sure. < 1455085963 245165 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :\oren\: Did I break a precious thing? < 1455085970 926909 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :btw \oren\ also made the same mistake. < 1455085976 934429 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, that helps :) < 1455085991 501145 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :well you didn't break anything, or else i wouldn't be able to resist telling you. < 1455085997 330 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh xD < 1455086008 852553 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :but you didn't do what you intended. < 1455086023 967355 :\oren\!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP140-1-1175999594.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :`tomfoolery C++ < 1455086025 278296 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Along with C, C++ is a language for smart people. < 1455086032 518189 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heheh. < 1455086040 72531 :\oren\!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP140-1-1175999594.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaa < 1455086057 336535 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: You mean that I `learned it instead of `mislearned it? < 1455086059 583928 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: In case you were interested, zgrep hath removed the newline from cat. < 1455086061 270811 :\oren\!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP140-1-1175999594.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :`misle/rn C++/C++ is an attempt to improve upon C. The only thing it actually improved was memory management, and it made everything else worse. < 1455086065 97 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Was lied to about «c++» < 1455086068 979752 :\oren\!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP140-1-1175999594.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :`tomfoolery C++ < 1455086070 715069 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Along with C, C++ is a language for smart people. < 1455086086 397292 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :OOOOOOOOOH < 1455086110 755307 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :wait, that's weird. < 1455086114 956989 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I did notice when \oren\ forgot the / in his misle/rn < 1455086119 877588 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`tomfoolery C++ < 1455086120 960973 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :But I can't find mine < 1455086121 177524 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Along with C, C++ is a language for smart people. < 1455086126 579517 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`tomfoolery c++ < 1455086127 125382 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? C++ < 1455086127 397619 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :C++ is an attempt to improve upon C. The only thing it actually improved was memory management, and it made everything else worse. < 1455086128 473801 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Along with C, C++ is a language for smart people. < 1455086137 155188 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`tomfoolery c++ < 1455086137 925808 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :C++ is an attempt to improve upon C. The only thing it actually improved was memory management, and it made everything else worse. < 1455086145 332640 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh god < 1455086150 414698 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is it case-sensitive? < 1455086151 809600 :\oren\!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP140-1-1175999594.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :NAZE DA < 1455086154 713152 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :...tomfoolery is case sensitive < 1455086164 960641 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :well that was my mistake, i guess. < 1455086169 172669 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat bin/tomfoolery < 1455086170 305596 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :if [ -z "$1" ];then exec echo "I have nothing to tell you.";fi;f="tmflry/$1";if [ -h "$f" ];then exec tomfoolery `readlink "$f" | sed 's/^tmflry\///'`;fi;if [ -x "$f" ];then exec bash "$f";fi;if [ -r "$f" ];then exec cat "$f";fi;? "$1" < 1455086182 339109 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` cat misle/* < 1455086184 69353 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :sep="/"; [[ "$0" == *//* ]] && sep="//"; [[ "$1" == ?*"$sep"* ]] || exit 1; key="$(echo "${1%%$sep*}" | lowercase)"; value="${1#*$sep}"; echo "$value" > "$(echo-p "tmflry/$key")" && echo "Was lied to about «$key»" \ #!/bin/bash \ [[ "$1" = */* ]] || exit \ topic=$(echo "$1" | lowercase | cut -d / -f 1) \ [ -z "$topic" ] && exit 1 \ stuff=$(echo " < 1455086188 260202 :\oren\!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP140-1-1175999594.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :ZAKKENNA < 1455086190 636342 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Should I change it to not be case sensetive? < 1455086197 122574 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/nse/nsi/ < 1455086204 161668 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` sed -i 's/| lowercase//' misle/* < 1455086207 189290 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1455086209 673844 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` cat misle/* < 1455086210 599228 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :sep="/"; [[ "$0" == *//* ]] && sep="//"; [[ "$1" == ?*"$sep"* ]] || exit 1; key="$(echo "${1%%$sep*}" )"; value="${1#*$sep}"; echo "$value" > "$(echo-p "tmflry/$key")" && echo "Was lied to about «$key»" \ #!/bin/bash \ [[ "$1" = */* ]] || exit \ topic=$(echo "$1" | cut -d / -f 1) \ [ -z "$topic" ] && exit 1 \ stuff=$(echo "$1" | cut -d / -f 2-) < 1455086238 395950 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :TRY NOW < 1455086250 173841 :\oren\!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP140-1-1175999594.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :`tomfoolery C++ < 1455086251 192101 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Along with C, C++ is a language for smart people. < 1455086253 889783 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: So where did I make that mistake? < 1455086263 880374 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`tomfoolery c++ < 1455086264 613744 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :C++ is an attempt to improve upon C. The only thing it actually improved was memory management, and it made everything else worse. < 1455086282 251073 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` echo */{C,c}++ < 1455086282 975519 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​*/C++ tmflry/c++ wisdom/c++ < 1455086297 452468 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh! < 1455086303 350986 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :tomfoolery falls back on wisdom. < 1455086311 135734 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :zgrep: Well yeah < 1455086315 798914 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Should it? < 1455086320 162226 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Probably not < 1455086372 31069 :\oren\!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP140-1-1175999594.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :`misle/rn C++/C++ is an attempt to improve upon C. The only thing it actually improved was memory management, and it made everything else worse. < 1455086373 945071 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :this is so going to end well. < 1455086375 846292 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Was lied to about «C++» < 1455086381 420955 :\oren\!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP140-1-1175999594.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :`tomfoolery C++ < 1455086382 343792 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :C++ is an attempt to improve upon C. The only thing it actually improved was memory management, and it made everything else worse. < 1455086390 661436 :\oren\!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP140-1-1175999594.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :YATTA < 1455086413 929497 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :There. Doesn't fall back now, and it auto-lowercases. < 1455086418 52116 :tromp_!~tromp@ool-18be0bd8.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1455086437 123873 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`tomfoolery something you don't know < 1455086438 237018 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I must confess, I know not of what you are speaking. < 1455086459 914855 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? something you don't know < 1455086461 37898 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :something you don't know? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1455086465 472727 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :OK, works now < 1455086472 186408 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? the meaning of life < 1455086473 221855 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :the meaning of life? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1455086509 264842 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`misle/rn the meaning of life/Error 15+9i: All possible responses too controversial. < 1455086511 923498 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Was lied to about «the meaning of life» < 1455086519 28740 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :erm < 1455086543 36816 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Yes? < 1455086570 315302 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`tomfoolery random number < 1455086571 309383 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :32281 < 1455086573 715414 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`undo c58a6174e051 < 1455086578 487201 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :patching file misle/rn \ patching file misle/rn_append < 1455086587 127073 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat misle/* < 1455086587 970203 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :cat: misle/*: No such file or directory < 1455086591 870269 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` cat misle/* < 1455086592 708384 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :sep="/"; [[ "$0" == *//* ]] && sep="//"; [[ "$1" == ?*"$sep"* ]] || exit 1; key="$(echo "${1%%$sep*}" | lowercase)"; value="${1#*$sep}"; echo "$value" > "$(echo-p "tmflry/$key")" && echo "Was lied to about «$key»" \ #!/bin/bash \ [[ "$1" = */* ]] || exit \ topic=$(echo "$1" | lowercase | cut -d / -f 1) \ [ -z "$topic" ] && exit 1 \ stuff=$(echo " < 1455086595 528484 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :good < 1455086611 530139 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat tmflry/random number < 1455086612 459948 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :echo $RANDOM < 1455086622 497878 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: zgrep made his ignore case, and i'd already mad the misle/* distinguish them < 1455086628 767796 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :fortunately there's `undo < 1455086648 967994 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :(because fixing that with `sed looked _awkward_) < 1455086650 937849 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :zgrep: Does `wisdom execute scripts? < 1455086655 733352 :variable!~variable@freebsd/developer/variable QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1455086662 462008 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :No clue. < 1455086667 228442 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Let's try < 1455086701 90433 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` echo "echo $RANDOM" > wisdom/the meaning of life < 1455086704 197344 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1455086705 911360 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? the meaning of life < 1455086707 160596 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :the meaning of life? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1455086719 653720 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :'' < 1455086729 120507 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :wtf misle/rn_append? < 1455086729 685297 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? the < 1455086730 891543 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :echo 14240 meaning of life < 1455086756 339758 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Shit. < 1455086765 181245 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION swats hppavilion[1] -----### < 1455086766 624581 :MoALTz!~no@78-11-180-214.static.ip.netia.com.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1455086768 192995 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` echo "echo $RANDOM" > "wisdom/the meaning of life" < 1455086770 291593 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`revert < 1455086771 295635 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1455086774 118878 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :NOOOOOOOO < 1455086782 279114 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'll stop now < 1455086782 548679 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :rm: cannot remove `/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/env/.hg/store/data/canary.orig': Is a directory \ Done. < 1455086800 509922 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? the < 1455086801 929051 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :echo 14240 meaning of life < 1455086804 230457 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :that didn't show up < 1455086842 662212 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: WHEN YOU MAKE A MISTAKE DON'T DO ANYTHING ELSE UNTIL YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED < 1455086868 514788 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: BUT I KNEW WHAT HAPPENED < 1455086886 139241 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: IT TREATED THE STUFF AFTER THE SPACE AS SEPARATE ARGUMENTS < 1455086893 494677 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :lessee < 1455086919 34614 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm doing a not so smart thing right now... and downloading hackbot's files... < 1455086942 94768 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :zgrep: is that why it's locking up for me? < 1455086950 563404 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :zgrep: YOU FAILURE < 1455086962 250456 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Shouldn't, I'd assume... but I have no clue how mercurial works. < 1455086966 904189 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok wow < 1455086974 865182 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :copphello < 1455086982 769 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :zgrep: tip: HackEgo leaves on the slowest server ever. < 1455086984 351470 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :canada post has a program where you can have things shipped to any post office in the country; you sign up on line and you get a virtual PO box < 1455087001 140081 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? relcome < 1455087005 767071 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :(this is useful if you're away during the day so you can't receive parcels and have to pick them up anyway) < 1455087009 244631 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :*lives < 1455087011 555079 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I expected it to cost money but it's free < 1455087020 170394 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :coppro: Are you saying I should move to Canada? < 1455087025 693918 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :relcome? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1455087028 754448 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :also, i am trying to browse that mercurial repository to find out how to fix what hppavilion[1] did < 1455087051 779617 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :...fine. i'll just revert everything you do tomorrow *MWAHAHAHA* < 1455087058 903252 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION goes crazy < 1455087071 966592 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? mapole < 1455087074 448798 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :A mapole is a thwackamacallit built from maple according to Canadian standards. The army version includes a spork, a corkscrew and a moose whistle. A regulatory mapole measures 6' by 12 kg, ±0.5 inHg. < 1455087074 591185 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wow. So, OS X is case sensitive / insensitive... right? < 1455087079 365302 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's insensitive by default, I think. < 1455087082 762569 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :"abort: case-folding collision between bin/WeLcOmE and bin/WELCOME" :( < 1455087133 440766 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`misle/rn mapole/A mapole is a thing boily made up. There's no such thing. Stop asking. < 1455087136 990473 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Was lied to about «mapole» < 1455087202 146861 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`undo 7476893e7fc3 < 1455087207 475162 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :patching file wisdom/the < 1455087211 47970 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? the < 1455087213 48019 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :the Toe of Harriness's Enclosure < 1455087223 661984 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :MUCH BETTER, UM... < 1455087357 538670 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :zgrep: if you want free choice of post offices to pick up parcels from, sure < 1455087365 398674 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :(oh, they also email you when a package arrives) < 1455087382 629828 :\oren\!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP140-1-1175999594.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have home delivery so bah < 1455087500 500746 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I do in theory < 1455087510 908151 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :but it's a small apartment so they can't leave the package anywhere < 1455087515 432263 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :and the doorbell is broken < 1455087625 306107 :\oren\!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP140-1-1175999594.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah < 1455087627 95394 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Make a "hidden" floor panel in the hallway, and have it detect when a package is dropped in, and move it under a similar panel inside the apartment. < 1455087651 794873 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1455087660 533495 :\oren\!~oren@TOROON0949W-LP140-1-1175999594.dsl.bell.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :uhhh and how is mr. mailman supposed to find it? < 1455087702 442758 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :A note. < 1455087718 448314 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Damn. HackEgo has a lot of files. < 1455087810 901607 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'll format an entire usb flash drive with a cases sensitive fs, just for you, HackEgo. Be happy. < 1455087817 849372 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`be happy < 1455087819 968444 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-18e43ef5.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :cans.select(|s: String| "It's a string!").select(|i: i32| "It's an i32!").unwrap_void(); < 1455087826 253967 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: be: not found < 1455087840 233583 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` type be < 1455087841 39019 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :bash: line 0: type: be: not found < 1455087854 549109 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION didn't actually read the error message < 1455087876 344187 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sgeo: I... see... what are cans? < 1455087893 518869 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-18e43ef5.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :They're the OR version of Cons < 1455087904 511835 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-18e43ef5.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because I'm weird like that < 1455087906 290256 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :What's OR, what's Cons? < 1455087927 679956 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-18e43ef5.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Cons = basic building structure of lists < 1455087931 980264 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-18e43ef5.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Consists of a head and a tail < 1455087933 811393 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, that thing. < 1455087951 604504 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-18e43ef5.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I figure sum types are ORey, product types are ANDy < 1455087973 576300 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Indeed, you figure as have probably many... < 1455088005 731381 :j-bot!~j-bot@li1285-84.members.linode.com QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1455088432 228717 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :zgrep: mailman can't get into the hallway < 1455088464 967306 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh. Then built a small trebuchet to hurl it through an open window. < 1455088468 373761 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/built/build/ < 1455088603 262854 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :just build a robot to take o^W^Waccept mail < 1455088672 974566 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no QUIT :Quit: Calm down < 1455088688 484696 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :actually a small trebuchet onto the balcony might work < 1455088714 617528 :lynn!~lynn@unaffiliated/lynn QUIT :Ping timeout: 256 seconds < 1455088736 476970 :glowcoil!sid3405@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-rzqybfnlgxsismpm QUIT :Ping timeout: 272 seconds < 1455088986 621017 :^v!~v^@c-68-41-215-101.hsd1.mi.comcast.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 256 seconds < 1455089062 307262 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quote actually a small trebuchet onto the balcony might work < 1455089073 227122 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1455089079 788839 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quote < 1455089080 758520 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :1158) 15:21 .. 15:41 I've got to stop using the IRC input line for short-term notes. fizzie: I tend to just send them to the channel that way if I need them in the future, I can find them in the log < 1455089099 534944 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quote < 1455089101 2315 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :557) "Unlike other operating systems, Linux operating systems use Linux" < 1455089106 324373 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quote < 1455089107 202515 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :794) Backups are so like one of those circus guys walking on a wire except with a safety rope. < 1455089118 827568 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quote < 1455089119 552475 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :219) oerjan: Tell us what (a(b{c}d)*2e)%2 expands to <-- ababcdbcdedbabcdbcdede, i think oerjan: What - the - fuck < 1455089122 927096 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-18e43ef5.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric : Sgeo, I am impressed < 1455089127 839595 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-18e43ef5.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bit of an ego boost >.> < 1455089165 774445 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quote < 1455089166 787385 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :649) A quick look as WIikipedia ways that Wicca is a specific form of paganism related to witchcraft. That agrees with what I know from that Scoobie Doo movie with the wiccans in it. < 1455089178 190113 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quote < 1455089179 488084 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :430) So it's like... Rummy mixed with... breakout? < 1455089185 46755 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quote < 1455089185 869687 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :957) there's more evidence that scammers exist, than that, say, the average Nigerian exists < 1455089325 164981 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wonder if I can... hmm... < 1455089404 826650 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: do you mean `addquote < 1455089463 562062 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: how's teaching people about formal languages? < 1455089660 905267 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes < 1455089662 516915 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes I did < 1455089669 438650 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`ping < 1455089672 11792 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :pong < 1455089697 23447 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`addquote actually a small trebuchet onto the balcony might work < 1455089701 279113 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :1266) actually a small trebuchet onto the balcony might work < 1455089708 916284 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quote 1265 < 1455089709 917476 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :1265) "on the oehtr hadn, sinortg olny the ideinss of wdors is pceeflrty raabdeel,... Well, maybe pceeflrty is a bit too strong a word here. < 1455089722 177249 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quote 1264 < 1455089723 180203 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :1264) <\oren\> scientists can apparently research things even while rotating 30 times a minute < 1455089734 604901 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quote < 1455089735 843042 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :172) My quotes are boring < 1455089742 216504 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :LULZ < 1455089746 437314 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quote < 1455089747 545232 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :1042) that reminds me of a great quote about bird semen < 1455089924 832206 :glowcoil!sid3405@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-hrtfikyviugkstyq JOIN :#esoteric < 1455090076 540329 :tromp_!~tromp@ool-18be0bd8.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1455090167 133089 :betafive!~betafive@unaffiliated/betafive QUIT :Ping timeout: 276 seconds < 1455090360 534389 :tromp_!~tromp@ool-18be0bd8.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1455091541 429703 :^v!~v^@c-68-41-215-101.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1455092658 626409 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 256 seconds < 1455092713 42193 :sebbu!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1455092902 720712 :sebbu!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu JOIN :#esoteric < 1455093135 583996 :olsner!~salparot@c83-252-193-184.bredband.comhem.se PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quote boring < 1455093136 734361 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :108) how does a "DNA computer" work. von neumann machines? CakeProphet, that's boring in the context of DNA. It's just stealing the universe's work and passing it off as our own. \ 172) My quotes are boring \ 327) yes i use the services of a psychic, but i'm consideri < 1455093459 469145 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :the first rule of suspense club is... < 1455093498 935404 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 QUIT : < 1455094752 807428 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@94-224-66-163.access.telenet.be JOIN :#esoteric < 1455095271 807757 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@94-224-66-163.access.telenet.be QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1455095707 6272 :betafive!~betafive@unaffiliated/betafive JOIN :#esoteric < 1455096114 695947 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.198 JOIN :#esoteric < 1455096307 589429 :betafive!~betafive@unaffiliated/betafive QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1455097196 1043 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@193.190.253.145 JOIN :#esoteric < 1455097240 109554 :J_Arcane!~chatzilla@37-219-212-54.nat.bb.dnainternet.fi QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1455097909 133300 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.198 PRIVMSG #esoteric :fnard < 1455097967 156920 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@193.190.253.145 QUIT :Ping timeout: 276 seconds < 1455100560 814193 :aute_desada!~wall@46.191.151.119 JOIN :#esoteric < 1455100907 125758 :tromp_!~tromp@ool-18be0bd8.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1455101178 123485 :tromp_!~tromp@ool-18be0bd8.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1455101206 250805 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :mrowornin < 1455101212 781497 :aute_desada!~wall@46.191.151.119 PART :#esoteric < 1455103224 91839 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@2a02:2c40:400::1:6e46 JOIN :#esoteric < 1455103620 78772 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@2a02:2c40:400::1:6e46 QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1455103902 798391 :jaboja!~jaboja@ejm98.neoplus.adsl.tpnet.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1455104162 675123 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 JOIN :#esoteric < 1455105141 315409 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom < 1455105151 220626 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :monoids/Monoids are just categories with single objects. < 1455105155 654942 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom < 1455105157 288635 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :atriq/atriq or two < 1455105175 750691 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? Taneb < 1455105177 23773 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb is not elliott, no matter who you ask. He also isn't a rabbi although he has pretended in the past. He has at least two backup keyboards with dodgy SHIFT KEys, cube root of five genders, and voluminous but calm eyebrows. (See also: tanebventions) < 1455105291 117661 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://github.com/jayphelps/git-blame-someone-else < 1455105408 302581 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabellora. < 1455105463 994127 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :that is a dangerous tool. will goad our buildmaster guy (who has all the Admin Accesses to Everything) into using it. mwah ah ah. < 1455105643 932695 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION hello < 1455105675 589584 :jaboja!~jaboja@ejm98.neoplus.adsl.tpnet.pl QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1455105688 31450 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Tanelle. < 1455105900 892441 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? izabera < 1455105902 295652 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera is a tachyherpetologist. She is probably implemented in bash. < 1455106089 78102 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :Someone who studies fast reptiles? < 1455106099 748813 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :someone who slows pythons < 1455106101 974092 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :i've been told < 1455106125 623738 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :tachy- is fast < 1455106134 563922 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :don't blame me < 1455106139 687216 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :blame-someone-else < 1455106144 403392 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :Slow would by bradyherpetologist < 1455106162 481545 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :woops. < 1455106182 224481 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` sed -i 's/tachy/brady/' wisdom/izabera < 1455106186 942807 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1455106221 121816 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I always get those two prefixes mixed up. < 1455106235 992566 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's like hyper and hypo < 1455106330 811988 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.198 QUIT :Quit: Lost terminal < 1455106349 893199 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hyper is hyper, hypo is potamus. < 1455106382 976846 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's hippo < 1455106391 129926 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :Over, under, and horse < 1455106470 769377 :gniourf!~gniourf@pdm-l03.insa-lyon.fr QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1455106485 161364 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? hypo < 1455106486 292114 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hypo? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1455106494 578000 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`learn hypo is potamus < 1455106497 803490 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Learned 'hypo': hypo is potamus < 1455106582 436674 :gniourf!~gniourf@pdm-l03.insa-lyon.fr JOIN :#esoteric < 1455107019 87396 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 QUIT :Quit: AMPÈRE CHICKEN < 1455108189 609963 :tromp_!~tromp@ool-18be0bd8.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1455108435 605797 :tromp_!~tromp@ool-18be0bd8.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1455109769 1805 :jaboja!~jaboja@ejm98.neoplus.adsl.tpnet.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1455111259 986562 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :hello < 1455111267 23146 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :hellopia < 1455111277 2168 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :what happens < 1455111339 463087 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :how do you slow pythons? poorly optimized code? < 1455111362 188688 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :sleep 3 before calling /bin/python < 1455111381 472036 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :is there an advantage to doing that? < 1455111748 87743 :tromp_!~tromp@ool-18be0bd8.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1455112196 652597 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.200 JOIN :#esoteric < 1455112583 416505 :tromp_!~tromp@ool-18be0bd8.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1455113243 566284 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.200 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm < 1455113248 239094 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.200 PRIVMSG #esoteric :can you stream TO a http server? < 1455113764 83788 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :are you trying to come up with a new kind of POST correspondence problem? < 1455113940 629243 :XorSwap!XorSwap@wpa-6-1390.cc.umanitoba.ca JOIN :#esoteric < 1455114032 833388 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.200 PRIVMSG #esoteric :well < 1455114041 449823 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.200 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I probably should just try it :) < 1455114594 235240 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.200 PRIVMSG #esoteric :apparentely not < 1455114764 944365 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :to me, "stream to" is a bit vague... < 1455114804 937149 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :(what kind of data, and what is supposed to happen to the data once it arrives at the server?) < 1455114973 904959 :jaboja!~jaboja@ejm98.neoplus.adsl.tpnet.pl QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1455115256 412831 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.200 PRIVMSG #esoteric :well < 1455115261 285923 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.200 PRIVMSG #esoteric :one person visits GET /down < 1455115265 218869 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.200 PRIVMSG #esoteric :and the other one POST /up < 1455115278 591167 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.200 PRIVMSG #esoteric :and whatever someone streams to /up can then be viewed life at /down < 1455115630 868567 :XorSwap!XorSwap@wpa-6-1390.cc.umanitoba.ca QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1455115650 999135 :XorSwap!XorSwap@wpa-6-1390.cc.umanitoba.ca JOIN :#esoteric < 1455115910 646640 :XorSwap!XorSwap@wpa-6-1390.cc.umanitoba.ca QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1455116211 330058 :tromp_!~tromp@ool-18be0bd8.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1455116456 299000 :tromp_!~tromp@ool-18be0bd8.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1455117547 759883 :AlexR42!~textual@145.255.21.78 JOIN :#esoteric < 1455117856 704929 :lleu!~gnomebad@unaffiliated/lleu JOIN :#esoteric < 1455118266 68359 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.200 PRIVMSG #esoteric :doesn't seem to work very well < 1455119026 666527 :`^_^v!~nycs@gw.hq.meetup.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1455119184 328319 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :Writing parsers is my least favourite part of everything < 1455119249 629754 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :mroman: wouldn't PUT be more semantically correct maybe? < 1455119263 165535 :FireFly!~firefly@oftn/member/FireFly PRIVMSG #esoteric :anyway, so like a fifo over HTTP? < 1455119503 981620 :Sprocklem_!~sprocklem@unaffiliated/sprocklem JOIN :#esoteric < 1455119596 513285 :Sprocklem!~sprocklem@unaffiliated/sprocklem QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1455119609 815493 :Sprocklem_!~sprocklem@unaffiliated/sprocklem NICK :Sprocklem < 1455120034 314529 :jaboja!~jaboja@egw219.neoplus.adsl.tpnet.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1455120483 954629 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.200 QUIT :Quit: Lost terminal < 1455121163 700515 :`^_^v!~nycs@gw.hq.meetup.com QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1455121287 56080 :`^_^v!~nycs@gw.hq.meetup.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1455121732 145848 :zadock!~outsider@81.180.208.252 JOIN :#esoteric < 1455122416 101253 :Lord_of_Life!Elite12246@gateway/shell/elitebnc/x-azgrxmojssphxaxd QUIT :Excess Flood < 1455122556 326611 :Lord_of_Life!Elite12246@gateway/shell/elitebnc/x-slmuiwevtupusazz JOIN :#esoteric < 1455122608 175613 :Treio!~Treio@87.244.233.250 JOIN :#esoteric < 1455122966 369537 :jaboja!~jaboja@egw219.neoplus.adsl.tpnet.pl QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1455123109 699747 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@94-224-66-163.access.telenet.be JOIN :#esoteric < 1455123131 101577 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: Make your life easier by writing a generator to generate parser generators! < 1455123136 659544 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cceqawspvetlxaqf PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1455123379 4320 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` echo tom marvolo riddle | sed 's/./&\n/g' | sort | tr -d ' \n' < 1455123414 959285 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :addeillmmooorrtv < 1455123419 853822 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` echo mr tom a dildo lover | sed 's/./&\n/g' | sort | tr -d ' \n' < 1455123420 848697 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :addeillmmooorrtv < 1455123421 83626 :tromp_!~tromp@ool-18be0bd8.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1455123707 1020 :tromp_!~tromp@ool-18be0bd8.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 276 seconds < 1455124124 658144 :bb010g!uid21050@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-wadjgprbwxzyqorg QUIT :Quit: Connection closed for inactivity < 1455124951 727014 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Talk:Zero Instruction Set Computer14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=46383&oldid=46378 5* 0350.161.94.113 5* (+101) 10 < 1455124960 529898 :lynn_!~lynn@unaffiliated/lynn JOIN :#esoteric < 1455124984 85434 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@74-114-87-80.dynamic.asdk12.org JOIN :#esoteric < 1455124985 508477 :lynn_!~lynn@unaffiliated/lynn NICK :lynn < 1455125314 66768 :Sprocklem!~sprocklem@unaffiliated/sprocklem QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1455125434 619352 :lynn!~lynn@unaffiliated/lynn QUIT :Ping timeout: 256 seconds < 1455125788 697092 :Treio!~Treio@87.244.233.250 QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1455126057 806018 :bb010g!uid21050@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-szsepkrlnicyajlc JOIN :#esoteric < 1455126202 986674 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@74-114-87-80.dynamic.asdk12.org QUIT :Ping timeout: 276 seconds < 1455126305 457528 :p34k!~p34k@nat-wh-wz4-12.rz.uni-karlsruhe.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1455126598 403572 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@74-114-87-80.dynamic.asdk12.org JOIN :#esoteric < 1455126676 386500 :MoALTz__!~no@78-11-180-214.static.ip.netia.com.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1455126726 639149 :MoALTz!~no@78-11-180-214.static.ip.netia.com.pl QUIT :Ping timeout: 256 seconds < 1455126730 852547 :MoALTz__!~no@78-11-180-214.static.ip.netia.com.pl NICK :MoALTz < 1455127090 444859 :tromp_!~tromp@ool-18be0bd8.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1455127344 420818 :tromp_!~tromp@ool-18be0bd8.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1455127451 100183 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@74-114-87-80.dynamic.asdk12.org QUIT :Ping timeout: 276 seconds < 1455127781 96927 :jaboja!~jaboja@egw219.neoplus.adsl.tpnet.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1455128264 739187 :mroman!5c6ab8ff@gateway/web/freenode/ip.92.106.184.255 JOIN :#esoteric < 1455128278 732118 :mroman!5c6ab8ff@gateway/web/freenode/ip.92.106.184.255 PRIVMSG #esoteric :are jimmy fallon and jimmy kimmel twins? < 1455128282 725210 :mroman!5c6ab8ff@gateway/web/freenode/ip.92.106.184.255 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I can't tell them apart. < 1455128349 484632 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, so jimmy is the last name < 1455128356 882999 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :this explains everything < 1455129280 820971 :Sprocklem!~sprocklem@unaffiliated/sprocklem JOIN :#esoteric < 1455129676 672679 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover JOIN :#esoteric < 1455130463 390060 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :i have an idea to check if a process is still alive < 1455130486 622496 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :instead of kill -0 in a loop < 1455130494 566994 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :you open a file in /proc/pid < 1455130499 563596 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :any file will do < 1455130507 489448 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :then in the loop you try to read < 1455130512 472387 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :or seek or do something on that fd < 1455130538 815066 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :if that process dies and another one gets its pid, you're not affected < 1455130545 115543 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@74-114-87-80.dynamic.asdk12.org JOIN :#esoteric < 1455130681 626811 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :not seekable :\ < 1455131156 127180 :spiette!~spiette@x-132-204-251-254.xtpr.umontreal.ca QUIT :Ping timeout: 276 seconds < 1455131429 87287 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@74-114-87-80.dynamic.asdk12.org QUIT :Ping timeout: 276 seconds < 1455131629 104799 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@74-114-87-80.dynamic.asdk12.org JOIN :#esoteric < 1455132346 807116 :Sprocklem!~sprocklem@unaffiliated/sprocklem QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1455132403 347264 :zadock!~outsider@81.180.208.252 QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1455132637 989495 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@74-114-87-80.dynamic.asdk12.org QUIT :Ping timeout: 276 seconds < 1455132800 553453 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@74-114-87-80.dynamic.asdk12.org JOIN :#esoteric < 1455133655 554597 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@74-114-87-80.dynamic.asdk12.org QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1455133733 467588 :augur!~augur@c-73-46-94-9.hsd1.fl.comcast.net QUIT :Quit: Leaving... < 1455133764 568731 :spiette!~spiette@x-132-204-251-192.xtpr.umontreal.ca JOIN :#esoteric < 1455133780 503313 :Sprocklem!~sprocklem@unaffiliated/sprocklem JOIN :#esoteric < 1455133796 86781 :mihow!~mihow@50-206-98-70-static.hfc.comcastbusiness.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1455134247 700785 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :nothing seems to work on that... < 1455134272 405101 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :even select always returns > 0 < 1455134283 343832 :J_Arcane!~chatzilla@37-219-239-78.nat.bb.dnainternet.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1455134322 445853 :lynn!~lynn@unaffiliated/lynn JOIN :#esoteric < 1455134322 588298 :nycs!~nycs@gw.hq.meetup.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1455134324 711600 :bb010g!uid21050@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-szsepkrlnicyajlc QUIT :Quit: Connection closed for inactivity < 1455134355 572940 :carado!~carado@savhon.org QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1455134449 305914 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :i can even reopen that fd via /proc/self/fd/x < 1455134458 23419 :`^_^v!~nycs@gw.hq.meetup.com QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1455134471 87623 :carado!~carado@savhon.org JOIN :#esoteric < 1455134479 523185 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :but reading causes ESRCH < 1455134510 399484 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :so annoying < 1455134927 118929 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, reopening and trying to read works < 1455134959 637497 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :how bad is this? < 1455134977 318497 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think it's better than looping with kill(pid, 0) < 1455135486 335043 :augur!~augur@c-73-46-94-9.hsd1.fl.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1455135634 648139 :Sprocklem!~sprocklem@unaffiliated/sprocklem QUIT :Ping timeout: 256 seconds < 1455135688 545956 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1455135729 899038 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`tomfoolery < 1455135736 952020 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have nothing to tell you. < 1455135738 624100 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`ls tmflry < 1455135740 549490 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :c++ \ C++ \ cat \ esolang \ esolangs \ fs \ hth \ mapole \ `mislearn \ random number \ the meaning of life \ tomfoolery \ wisdom < 1455135755 681363 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`tomfoolery the meaning of life < 1455135756 580628 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Error 15+9i: All possible responses too controversial. < 1455135770 568460 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Should we change that to the evolutionary interpretation < 1455135771 446477 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :? < 1455135825 957788 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"You are here because some things started reproducing 2.5 billion years ago. Because of logic, the better reproducers tend to reproduce better, and consciousness was just a byproduct. That's where you came from" < 1455135923 705780 :heroux!sandroco@gateway.insomnia247.nl QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1455135930 598947 :jaboja!~jaboja@egw219.neoplus.adsl.tpnet.pl QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1455136264 428707 :heroux!~heroux@gateway.insomnia247.nl JOIN :#esoteric < 1455136509 835297 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :What's that thing (ESRCH) short for, anyway. < 1455136519 884463 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :It sounds like an abbreviation of "search", but that seems weird. < 1455136612 323060 :heroux_!~heroux@gateway.insomnia247.nl JOIN :#esoteric < 1455136617 945262 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :Error: no SucH pRoCess + strfry < 1455136646 112971 :heroux!~heroux@gateway.insomnia247.nl QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1455136684 261481 :heroux_!~heroux@gateway.insomnia247.nl NICK :heroux < 1455136716 111917 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :"No process or process group can be found corresponding to that specified by pid." < 1455136756 464353 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess it's a kind of a search. < 1455136762 306895 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Of course, ENOENT could mean "No such file or directory can be found" < 1455136770 318396 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :So really ESRCH should be reused. < 1455137065 343883 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera: You could ptrace for a proper non-polling solution, but it's very Linux-specific and there are restrictions on what you can and can't ptrace, plus probably some other quirkiness in tracing. < 1455137082 762771 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :ptrace doesn't work if you're not root < 1455137085 917697 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :i mean < 1455137097 509216 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, that's what the "restrictions" bit meant. < 1455137099 152216 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :on recent kernels, ptrace doesn't work on processes you didn't launch if you're not root < 1455137103 948071 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :eh < 1455137106 78934 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :and it's slow < 1455137127 542594 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :How should I stylistically add Enums and Bitshifts and stuff to a brainfuck-like language? For important reasons. < 1455137374 653181 :^v!~v^@c-68-41-215-101.hsd1.mi.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :dont ad bitshifts, add something nobody wants like bit reverse < 1455137405 281407 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.default.hacksoc.uk0.bigv.io PRIVMSG #esoteric :And negative reverse implication! < 1455137423 354440 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :Huh. There's a (CAP_NET_ADMIN aka root-only) Linux netlink thing that gets multicast notifications on process exit events. Not that this is probably very useful, because CAP_NET_ADMIN. < 1455137658 757293 :mroman!5c6ab8ff@gateway/web/freenode/ip.92.106.184.255 QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1455137712 114314 :XorSwap!XorSwap@wpa-6-1390.cc.umanitoba.ca JOIN :#esoteric < 1455137763 721502 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :^v: Taneb Yeah, I want to do some real dev in this xD < 1455137773 16333 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :And I need bitshifts for my plan < 1455137776 716845 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, I guess I don't < 1455138001 787111 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :If somebody were to implement floating-point in brainfuck < 1455138006 175685 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I would worship them as a god < 1455138058 850354 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :What about implementing floating point arithmetic in C++ templates? < 1455138070 609325 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :edwardk did that once, I think. < 1455138128 46264 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: could you use a C to brainfuck compiler to compile MPFR or, uh, whatever is that other library that tries to be another implementation of the MPFR interface? < 1455138215 696935 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :what is that library by the way? < 1455138234 997483 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: alternately, a C++ the brainfuck compiler to compile the boost multiprecision module < 1455138261 417006 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: or a C to brainfuck compiler to compile LibTomFloat < 1455138278 138894 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :but I think the latter doesn't give precise floats < 1455138352 845836 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :does a c -> bf compiler exist? < 1455138357 412489 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera: yes < 1455138366 824870 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :got a link? < 1455138374 125244 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :but I don't definitely claim that it can compile any of the above libraries < 1455138381 556862 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :you might need some serious work on them < 1455138385 15371 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i thought it was just an experimental stuff < 1455138394 995685 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :that can do function calls and the like < 1455138399 556462 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera: dunno, ask ais523 < 1455138421 878833 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it is linked somewhere on the wiki < 1455138432 929790 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :@tell ais523 hey i heard you know about a c->brainfuck compiler. can you tell me more about it? < 1455138433 72222 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :Consider it noted. < 1455138434 377998 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :look for c2bf and you will probably succeed < 1455138456 461780 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :ooh < 1455138467 518719 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :how do i delete that message? < 1455138480 619489 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :@tell ais523 found it, thanks <.< < 1455138480 799358 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :Consider it noted. < 1455138850 520782 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :For the record, my BF-like language for systems programming is mostly just instructions to make programming possible < 1455138859 984269 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :E.g. *, which goes to the cell pointed to by the current cell < 1455139424 105157 :XorSwap!XorSwap@wpa-6-1390.cc.umanitoba.ca QUIT :Ping timeout: 276 seconds < 1455139600 54112 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :cool.... c2bf dumps core when compiling it... < 1455139624 929480 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :go fix it! < 1455139652 645106 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah... < 1455139693 83087 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :wouldn't it be easier to just write a gcc backend? < 1455139710 467265 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION has never done that < 1455139723 165436 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :go for it < 1455139768 573485 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'd say calls and jumps are the stuff that is actual work < 1455139940 124078 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera: What ais523 wrote was a GCC backend. < 1455139941 385931 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera: isn't it a gcc backend already (or maybe a clang backend)? < 1455139957 555971 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't think c2bf is. < 1455139965 418081 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't really understand why someone would bother compiling to bf though < 1455139969 928308 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :why not to some saner esolang? < 1455139971 862809 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :c2bf is definitely not gcc related < 1455139978 932765 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera: nor clang? < 1455139982 316170 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1455139988 506178 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :not even llvm? < 1455139996 987733 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :it predates llvm by 10 years < 1455140000 364830 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok < 1455140017 294728 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm not sure if ais523's GCC backend is available anywhere. < 1455140046 930307 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :I seem to recall it wasn't quite complete. < 1455140055 37980 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :@tell ais523 hey i heard you wrote a gcc backend to generate brainfuck, does that still exist? < 1455140055 180365 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :Consider it noted. < 1455140108 912989 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :problem is, it's probably hard for gcc to generate _good_ brainfuck < 1455140109 885206 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :2011-01-31 13:22:47 I've also done some work on gcc-bf, but it's far from finished < 1455140134 735885 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :What would be a good design for a language that compiles to SymbASM T&S (that BF derivative)? < 1455140502 675599 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1455140537 326589 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :there's so much literature on compiling bf and so little on compiling to bf < 1455140573 178890 :shikhin_!shikhin@unaffiliated/shikhin JOIN :#esoteric < 1455140589 845444 :AnotherTest_!~turingcom@94-224-66-163.access.telenet.be JOIN :#esoteric < 1455140598 408268 :ski____!~ski@remote11.chalmers.se JOIN :#esoteric < 1455140607 24955 :Sprocklem!~sprocklem@unaffiliated/sprocklem JOIN :#esoteric < 1455140621 277508 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera: iirc ais523 has been working on a gcc bf backend < 1455140625 439837 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa::f63 JOIN :#esoteric < 1455140645 425309 :mysanthrop!~myname@84.200.43.57 JOIN :#esoteric < 1455140654 532493 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :thanks < 1455140667 259708 :diginet_!~diginet@107.170.146.29 JOIN :#esoteric < 1455140796 799182 :fizzie`!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie JOIN :#esoteric < 1455140892 527202 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 QUIT :Disconnected by services < 1455140898 357059 :mysanthrop!~myname@84.200.43.57 NICK :myname < 1455140910 887328 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@94-224-66-163.access.telenet.be QUIT :*.net *.split < 1455140911 29663 :Lord_of_Life!Elite12246@gateway/shell/elitebnc/x-slmuiwevtupusazz QUIT :*.net *.split < 1455140911 29786 :AlexR42!~textual@145.255.21.78 QUIT :*.net *.split < 1455140912 281872 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie QUIT :*.net *.split < 1455140912 424451 :Vorpal!~Vorpal@unaffiliated/vorpal QUIT :*.net *.split < 1455140913 808661 :trn!jhj@trnsz.com QUIT :*.net *.split < 1455140914 156053 :shikhin!shikhin@unaffiliated/shikhin QUIT :*.net *.split < 1455140915 557486 :ocharles_!sid30093@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-pxzxeyjlzrujvgpw QUIT :*.net *.split < 1455140916 252326 :pikhq_!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b QUIT :*.net *.split < 1455140916 919874 :diginet!~diginet@107.170.146.29 QUIT :*.net *.split < 1455140917 313970 :graue!~pi@104-244-24-241.PUBLIC.monkeybrains.net QUIT :*.net *.split < 1455140917 456440 :ski!~ski@remote11.chalmers.se QUIT :*.net *.split < 1455140917 601068 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi QUIT :*.net *.split < 1455140917 743530 :zemhill!bfjoust@selene.zem.fi QUIT :*.net *.split < 1455140918 22441 :diginet_!~diginet@107.170.146.29 NICK :diginet < 1455140918 220123 :AnotherTest_!~turingcom@94-224-66-163.access.telenet.be NICK :AnotherTest < 1455140976 354309 :Lord_of_-!Elite12246@gateway/shell/elitebnc/x-ktfhjxtxwvzmtfcq JOIN :#esoteric < 1455141084 447817 :Vorpal!~Vorpal@c83-253-76-127.bredband.comhem.se JOIN :#esoteric < 1455141084 590139 :Vorpal!~Vorpal@c83-253-76-127.bredband.comhem.se QUIT :Changing host < 1455141084 590172 :Vorpal!~Vorpal@unaffiliated/vorpal JOIN :#esoteric < 1455141139 147282 :p34k!~p34k@nat-wh-wz4-12.rz.uni-karlsruhe.de QUIT : < 1455141164 98471 :XorSwap!XorSwap@wpa-6-1390.cc.umanitoba.ca JOIN :#esoteric < 1455141171 934734 :yorick!~yorick@oftn/member/yorick QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1455141182 424487 :yorick!~yorick@ip51cd0513.speed.planet.nl JOIN :#esoteric < 1455141182 566795 :yorick!~yorick@ip51cd0513.speed.planet.nl QUIT :Changing host < 1455141182 566857 :yorick!~yorick@oftn/member/yorick JOIN :#esoteric < 1455141183 298476 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric : 1158) 15:21 .. 15:41 I've got to stop using the IRC input line for short-term notes. <-- have you tried /echo < 1455141353 40324 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 JOIN :#esoteric < 1455141421 916043 :ocharles_!sid30093@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-dtymrgexlsozkssm JOIN :#esoteric < 1455142054 155187 :XorSwap!XorSwap@wpa-6-1390.cc.umanitoba.ca QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1455142139 797139 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? izabera < 1455142148 631528 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera is a bradyherpetologist. She is probably implemented in bash. < 1455142216 697645 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :darn, you mean tardyon isn't proper greek? < 1455142233 744162 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION should have noticed tachy- was wrong :( < 1455142292 91693 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh bradyon is a synonym. < 1455142360 961196 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :and in fact wikipedia seems to prefer that. i guess things are right with the world then. < 1455142571 683020 :augur_!~augur@c-73-46-94-9.hsd1.fl.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1455142647 718942 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :@metar ENVA < 1455142648 142666 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :ENVA 102150Z 30008KT 9999 SCT040 M03/M05 Q0995 RMK WIND 670FT 31014KT < 1455142656 577540 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :moderately right < 1455142724 991272 :spiette!~spiette@x-132-204-251-192.xtpr.umontreal.ca QUIT :Quit: :qa! < 1455142838 588427 :Lord_of_Life!Elite12246@gateway/shell/elitebnc/x-ljotcyvazshyqahq JOIN :#esoteric < 1455142841 253525 :pikhq_!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa::f63 JOIN :#esoteric < 1455142893 973137 :trn!jhj@trnsz.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1455142944 53984 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :or well, "prefer", it was actually moved to "Massive particle". < 1455142976 835699 :glowcoil!sid3405@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-hrtfikyviugkstyq QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1455142976 978150 :idris-bot!~idris-bot@dslb-084-062-094-060.084.062.pools.vodafone-ip.de QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1455142976 978255 :Lord_of_-!Elite12246@gateway/shell/elitebnc/x-ktfhjxtxwvzmtfcq QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1455142977 120496 :augur!~augur@c-73-46-94-9.hsd1.fl.comcast.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1455142977 528229 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa::f63 QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1455142985 645674 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@metar KOAK < 1455142986 199052 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :KOAK 102153Z 30008KT 10SM SCT200 18/11 A3020 RMK AO2 SLP226 T01830106 < 1455143016 886276 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :glogbot: < 1455143033 723458 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :nu wat < 1455143060 172586 :glowcoil!sid3405@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-afbpcmzrnyafuunn JOIN :#esoteric < 1455143427 212452 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric : Over, under, and horse <-- i take it those are the ancient greek booleans. < 1455143466 732490 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? hypo < 1455143473 398103 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hypo is potamus < 1455143483 31985 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`culprits wisdom/hypo < 1455143492 41351 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`learn Hypo is potamus. < 1455143495 782866 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas < 1455143499 215683 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Learned 'hypo': Hypo is potamus. < 1455143795 132696 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: hypo is actually tenuse hth < 1455143817 124166 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :You can only use a hypo ten times before it wears down; that's linear logic for ya' < 1455143830 587591 :gde33!kvirc@546A0B75.cm-12-3a.dynamic.ziggo.nl QUIT : < 1455143899 648274 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION waves the swatter lazily in hppavilion[1]'s general direction -----### < 1455143930 819596 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: No worse than the pun you already condoned < 1455143970 730684 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :that wasn't much of a pun. < 1455143983 536665 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@94-224-66-163.access.telenet.be QUIT :Quit: ZNC - http://znc.in < 1455143995 110224 :XorSwap!~XorSwap@wnpgmb016qw-ds01-214-177.dynamic.mtsallstream.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1455143996 359082 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i didn't condone, i corrected. < 1455144996 67630 :fizzie`!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie NICK :fizzie < 1455145011 846731 :fizzie!fis@unaffiliated/fizzie PRIVMSG #esoteric :You condid it. < 1455145397 230583 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I thought oerjan condoned puns with the swatter. < 1455145543 82382 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 JOIN :#esoteric < 1455145787 423569 :MDude!~fyrc@pa-67-234-108-216.dhcp.embarqhsd.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1455146446 196161 :XorSwap!~XorSwap@wnpgmb016qw-ds01-214-177.dynamic.mtsallstream.net QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1455146489 575746 :nycs!~nycs@gw.hq.meetup.com QUIT :Quit: This computer has gone to sleep < 1455146764 189092 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ahoily < 1455146774 479654 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavellon[1]. < 1455146812 864768 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :halloily < 1455146836 975819 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: Say that again. I'm testing something. < 1455146837 142705 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hellœrjan. < 1455146844 54221 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavellon[1]? < 1455146846 134785 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavellon[1]! < 1455146847 429866 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavellon[1]. < 1455146847 572109 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yay! < 1455146849 577298 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It works! < 1455146860 514701 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now my client should alert me when I get eshelloed! < 1455146870 410560 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :itym porthello hth < 1455146871 305356 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Except if you use anything but that style xD < 1455146884 869950 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: Ah, yes. porthello. < 1455146885 862172 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm pretty consistent when it comes to mangle helloes. < 1455146892 62364 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/le/ling/ < 1455146901 118377 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION can't conjugate < 1455147159 319459 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :blame english for having both gerund and infinitive < 1455147174 553851 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :(norwegian doesn't) < 1455147201 146086 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :or well, actually < 1455147239 461631 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :we do, just use them a lot less. < 1455147289 584207 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :because they're not really seen as a conjugation, but as an entirely separate noun < 1455147388 410023 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :"An -ing form is termed gerund when it behaves as a verb within a clause (so that it may be modified by an adverb or have an object); but the resulting clause as a whole (sometimes consisting of only one word, the gerund itself) functions as a noun within the larger sentence." < 1455147401 480901 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I want a language with absolutely no syntax rules < 1455147403 451466 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think by that definition, we don't have gerund, as the first part is missing. < 1455147419 880289 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :In addition, the only form of output automatically appends the output to the end of the program upon printing < 1455147425 638609 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :you need to use a preposition phrase instead of an object. < 1455147472 360942 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :what we have is a verbal noun cognate to the english gerund. < 1455147509 428307 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Someone should make a porn site with a bad language filter, just to troll the universe... < 1455147542 953177 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION blinks < 1455147576 894459 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just to unravel the laws of physics < 1455147618 754048 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION should probably install a filter on his stdout (aka keyboard) < 1455147633 11849 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :just pipe it to /dev/null < 1455147668 59793 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Is there /dev/unit? < 1455147687 452831 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :or /dev/nottechnicallynullbutprettydarnclose < 1455147688 169855 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :seems not. < 1455147699 467173 :Sprocklem!~sprocklem@unaffiliated/sprocklem QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1455147701 53374 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :there's /dev/zero < 1455147704 878569 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :which is different < 1455147707 403124 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: /dev/one? < 1455147726 241740 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe /dev/i < 1455147768 228751 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric : /dev/at? < 1455147772 356963 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :there's /dev/full < 1455147772 639002 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :@' < 1455147772 781348 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe you meant: v @ ? . < 1455147781 506518 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Which is? < 1455147797 376375 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ls /dev < 1455147800 796216 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`ls /dev < 1455147803 29764 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`ls /dev < 1455147809 266750 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :agpgart \ audio \ audio1 \ audio2 \ audio3 \ audioctl \ console \ core \ dsp \ dsp1 \ dsp2 \ dsp3 \ fd \ full \ kmem \ loop0 \ loop1 \ loop2 \ loop3 \ loop4 \ loop5 \ loop6 \ loop7 \ mem \ midi0 \ midi00 \ midi01 \ midi02 \ midi03 \ midi1 \ midi2 \ midi3 \ mixer \ mixer1 \ mixer2 \ mixer3 \ mpu401data \ mpu401stat \ null \ port \ ptmx \ pts \ ram \ < 1455147809 408996 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :agpgart \ audio \ audio1 \ audio2 \ audio3 \ audioctl \ console \ core \ dsp \ dsp1 \ dsp2 \ dsp3 \ fd \ full \ kmem \ loop0 \ loop1 \ loop2 \ loop3 \ loop4 \ loop5 \ loop6 \ loop7 \ mem \ midi0 \ midi00 \ midi01 \ midi02 \ midi03 \ midi1 \ midi2 \ midi3 \ mixer \ mixer1 \ mixer2 \ mixer3 \ mpu401data \ mpu401stat \ null \ port \ ptmx \ pts \ ram \ < 1455147817 211632 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :/dev/full always errors out with a disk full error. < 1455147829 847382 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Useful. < 1455147839 820819 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :it was discussed here the other day < 1455147844 600534 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah < 1455147875 2541 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :What symbol to use for my IRC bot... < 1455147881 657602 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Perhaps ()? Just for fun? < 1455147894 261586 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :() is this taken < 1455147896 782574 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :nope < 1455147921 133540 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :( this is though < 1455147937 493764 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :...of course idris-bot has to be AWOL < 1455147949 331181 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :but i think it requires the space < 1455147956 22810 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :^prefixes < 1455147964 537204 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot too??????????????? < 1455147968 921317 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :!prefixes < 1455147969 229188 :EgoBot!dlopen@libdl.so PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bot prefixes: fungot ^, HackEgo `, EgoBot !, lambdabot @ or ?, thutubot +, metasepia ~, idris-bot ( , jconn ) , blsqbot ! < 1455147979 335464 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHGLGLFLFLFFFGHGHGHAAAAAAAAAAAAAfungotAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! < 1455148005 648743 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Ah < 1455148020 835455 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :fire up the fizzignal! < 1455148038 980077 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :+walrus < 1455148051 169397 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :thutubot is rarely here < 1455148059 240328 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :How about... < 1455148063 901267 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION unfolds the fizzie signal lamp on his mapole. the fizzignalamp. < 1455148064 43611 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523 only joins it on special occasions. < 1455148087 133633 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :indeed < 1455148091 53071 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ಠ_ಠ xD < 1455148099 619214 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's not really actively developed < 1455148102 656115 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: you could use ¿. < 1455148108 416988 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: Perhaps < 1455148121 182497 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe I'll make it activate whenever a message starts with "boily: " < 1455148123 327480 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :>:) < 1455148141 328455 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera: (re lambdabot) it still exists but a) was never finished, and b) doesn't work with modern gcc (you need a specific old version) < 1455148152 119830 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :we _have_ banned bots here before. just so you know. < 1455148158 543779 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: I figured I shouldn't < 1455148165 851504 :hppavilion[1]!~DevourerO@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :__? < 1455148230 784061 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :_ subtle. < 1455148247 496227 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :_subtle < 1455148262 85915 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :_ subtle _ < 1455148268 164019 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :_subtle_ < 1455148277 857988 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION is just checking what his client underlines < 1455148283 319563 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :only the last one, it seems. < 1455148294 813355 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :__subtle_ < 1455148299 635016 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :__subtle__ < 1455148307 93696 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh and __ is also fine < 1455148319 109569 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION takes no responsibility for other people's clients < 1455148358 273616 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :mine didn't underline any of those < 1455148366 908358 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523, what still exists < 1455148370 511006 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :12nothing was underlined. < 1455148395 876650 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it does do bold and italics though < 1455148397 344283 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: gcc-bf < 1455148403 410800 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :at least, I think it does < 1455148417 954279 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: fiendish < 1455148425 877882 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :test1testtesttesttest < 1455148445 492512 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm, maybe it doesn't < 1455148446 155071 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :...a bot whose prefix is a color code. < 1455148455 513556 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :this system was restored from a backup at one point < 1455148457 52120 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :...a bot whose prefix is an _invisible_ color code. < 1455148464 129809 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :and it might not have been in the backup due to being too large < 1455148484 406718 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :(i think i should ban the latter. or perhaps ban myself for suggesting it.) < 1455148517 253978 :boily!~alexandre@96.127.201.149 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm not sure oerjan banning himself is a good idea... < 1455148549 615172 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :OKAY < 1455148582 474456 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION feels a small temptation to demonstrate but thinks it has been done. < 1455148588 105861 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I know I've sent #esoteric at least the patches against gcc and newlib before now, though < 1455148590 906449 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION checks logs < 1455148707 347987 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Vorpal: do you still happen to have a copy of gcc-bf, by any chance?