< 1465257626 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Are you sure? < 1465257710 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1465257764 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: have you come to dispel the myths of this channel's premature demise? < 1465257779 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :BRAINS < 1465257930 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric : oerjan: Every time someone says that it reminds me of that StackOverflow answer. <-- a quick google didn't find what you're talking about tdnh < 1465257963 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :@google magic haskell reflection < 1465257964 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://stackoverflow.com/questions/17793466/black-magic-in-haskell-reflection < 1465257964 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :Title: Black Magic in Haskell Reflection - Stack Overflow < 1465258133 0 :moon__!~Moon_@tx-76-1-73-138.dhcp.embarqhsd.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :im writeing up another example for fumble: pretending that it understands what the heck a decimal point is < 1465258146 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah i kept the you instead of the magic. < 1465258593 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Whenever I see Proxy, the code makes perfect sense as long as I replace it with "whatever you need it to be" < 1465258599 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Fumble14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=47158&oldid=47156 5* 03Moon 5* (+305) 10Added Decimal Numbers example -Moon_ < 1465258612 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :If you replace Proxy with @, everything'll work out. < 1465258618 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now that GHC supports @. < 1465258657 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Fumble14]]4 M10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=47159&oldid=47158 5* 03Moon 5* (-40) 10minor error < 1465258700 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm leaving for Tokyo tomorrow. < 1465258711 0 :moon__!~Moon_@tx-76-1-73-138.dhcp.embarqhsd.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Neato < 1465258714 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bon voyokyo < 1465258754 0 :moon__!~Moon_@tx-76-1-73-138.dhcp.embarqhsd.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan, what do you think of fumble? < 1465258894 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :nothing hth < 1465258904 0 :moon__!~Moon_@tx-76-1-73-138.dhcp.embarqhsd.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :)= < 1465258918 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :this might have something to do with not having looked at it. < 1465258929 0 :moon__!~Moon_@tx-76-1-73-138.dhcp.embarqhsd.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1465259037 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :moon__: for an esolang, its main unusual feature seems to be _not_ using single character commands hth < 1465259052 0 :moon__!~Moon_@tx-76-1-73-138.dhcp.embarqhsd.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1465259068 0 :moon__!~Moon_@tx-76-1-73-138.dhcp.embarqhsd.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :instead it has a full syntax < 1465259087 0 :moon__!~Moon_@tx-76-1-73-138.dhcp.embarqhsd.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :makes it more intresting, really < 1465259286 0 :moon__!~Moon_@tx-76-1-73-138.dhcp.embarqhsd.net QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1465259394 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :. o O ( someone should get hold of peer and give him a good beating ) < 1465259580 0 :moon_!4c01498a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.73.138 JOIN :#esoteric < 1465259603 0 :moon_!4c01498a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.73.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :my laptop's batter fell out >_> < 1465259797 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :fiendish < 1465259825 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i guess it hasn't been properly baked. < 1465259915 0 :moon_!4c01498a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.73.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oerjan, i can give you the factorial of the sum of your username < 1465259928 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :fancy < 1465259934 0 :moon_!4c01498a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.73.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :want it? < 1465259946 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :not particularly. < 1465259951 0 :moon_!4c01498a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.73.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :welll..... < 1465259952 0 :moon_!4c01498a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.73.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :{main[args:num]: print-num print-"'s factorial is" [tmp,tmp2,tmp3,sum] until-{cmp-tmp2-1}( set[tmp,num] dec-tmp2 mult-tmp2-num po-tmp3 set-sum-tmp3 set-tmp-tmp2 ) print-sum } < 1465259956 0 :moon_!4c01498a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.73.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :fifgure t out (= < 1465259963 0 :moon_!4c01498a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.73.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :*figure it out < 1465259971 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :didn't oerjan just say he didn't want it < 1465259985 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :indeed < 1465259999 0 :moon_!4c01498a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.73.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :'not particularly' is not synonym to 'didnt want', its like 'maybe' < 1465260027 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :no, it's diplomatic for "didn't want" hth < 1465260039 0 :moon_!4c01498a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.73.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :eh, didnt take that into account < 1465260084 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION is reminded of an anecdote about norwegian-korean culture collision
< 1465260114 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :basically koreans (and i think many other asians) will never outright say "no" to an invitation. < 1465260137 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric : :::==== ::: :::==== ::: :::==== :::======= :::==== :::===== ::: === < 1465260140 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric : ::: === ::: ::: === ::: ::: === ::: === === ::: === ::: ::: === < 1465260142 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric : === === === ======= === === === === === === ======== === ===== < 1465260145 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric : === === === === === === === === === === === === === < 1465260145 0 :moon_!4c01498a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.73.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :whats that? < 1465260147 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric : ======= === === ======== ====== === === === === ======= === < 1465260150 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric : < 1465260152 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :But will always say no to a gift < 1465260164 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's when someone gives you something without expecting something in return, hth < 1465260168 0 :moon_!4c01498a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.73.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol i broke the words < 1465260181 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :her actual response was "maybe i'll try", which the norwegian interpreted as that she might come. < 1465260222 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: i'm not focused enough hth < 1465260235 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: proof that you're norwegian hth < 1465260240 0 :moon_!4c01498a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.73.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1465260276 0 :moon_!4c01498a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.73.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :. < 1465260415 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :prooftechnique: apparently the question of whether to say no to food, when, and whether to accept such a no, is somewhat of a cultural collision even inside norway. although not anywhere i recall being. < 1465260462 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :in some communities you're supposed to say no several times before accepting. < 1465260500 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :(and of course this is an international mess) < 1465260539 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :which leads to the case where you might want more food, be polite in your way, and the host might interpret it as a final no. < 1465260593 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: I have that problem in Sweden, as well. I don't want to imply that I didn't like the food, but I don't want to be a glutton < 1465260635 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION has been known to take the last piece of cake hth hth
< 1465260646 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Though I have that problem everywhere. Except at home, I guess. Only God can judge the amount of pork I eat at home < 1465260669 0 :moon_!4c01498a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.73.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i want to make a interpreter for N--, how should i handle the variable system? http://esolangs.org/wiki/N-- < 1465260670 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :The last piece of cake? You're a real monster, and no mistake < 1465260677 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :*MWAHAHAHA* < 1465260697 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :dammit, double hth again < 1465260735 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :moon_: Start by making them immutable, then tweak accordingly. :D < 1465260744 0 :moon_!4c01498a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.73.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :in C < 1465260798 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I've now booked my hotel. I'm staying in a capsule hotel < 1465260824 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :180 CAD for 7 nights < 1465260833 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :moon_: Do as I said in C. Then `sed 's/const//g' yourfile.c` < 1465260839 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Done < 1465260842 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Programming is so easy~ < 1465260855 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :\oren\: That's quite a good rate < 1465260880 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I usually pay upwards of a thousand USD, and that's at a hotel that likes me o.o < 1465260908 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, a capsule hotel is a hotel that is very... minimal < 1465260912 0 :moon_!4c01498a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.73.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ill just use a 2d array: vartable[26][26] < 1465260922 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, I believe I remember seeing pictures < 1465260935 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I hope your neighbors aren't too amorous < 1465260953 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Why do you keep a de-hthing script if you just work around it all the time? < 1465260967 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :There are separate floors for men-only and women-only < 1465260993 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :\oren\: That only increases the allure < 1465260999 0 :MoALTz!~no@78-11-183-124.static.ip.netia.com.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1465261007 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Breaking rules is v sexy, as I understand it < 1465261040 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or not breaking rules, if that's the preference < 1465261048 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :anyway if they want to do that there atre love hotels that give you a nice soft bed < 1465261067 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I imagine claustrophiles having a lovely time < 1465261086 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :aaagh < 1465261089 0 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net QUIT :Quit: “It’s only logical. First you learn to talk, then you learn to think. Too bad it’s not the other way round.” < 1465261110 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :In any case, what brings you to Tokyo? < 1465261116 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Other than a plane, one imagines < 1465261135 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: nostalgia < 1465261157 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: I figured. :-( < 1465261291 0 :moon_!4c01498a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.73.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :how do i convert a letter to its respective place in the alphabet? < 1465261350 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :moon_: l & 32 < 1465261353 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :er < 1465261357 0 :moon_!4c01498a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.73.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :nvm < 1465261359 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :* l & 31 < 1465261427 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :in ascii, that is. if you're using ebcdic you're on your own. < 1465261482 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Though you can say that in just about any situation < 1465261513 0 :Frooxius!~Frooxius@194.108.5.201 QUIT :Quit: *bubbles away* < 1465261524 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION imagines prooftechnique's line being self-referential.
< 1465261721 0 :Frooxius!~Frooxius@194.108.5.201 JOIN :#esoteric < 1465261847 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 JOIN :#esoteric < 1465262008 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric : (Wikipedia doesn't hate fun, right?) <-- you were being sarcastic, right? < 1465262040 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :it definitely hates fun in the main article namespace, and only somewhat tolerates it elsewhere. < 1465262099 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :although the "Did you know" section on the front page seems to have misleading descriptions on occasion, and not just on April 1. < 1465262151 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :wait are you 1 hour idle and still not pinged out < 1465262171 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION needs to tweak his idle detection algorithm
< 1465262241 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :helloerjan < 1465262257 0 :moon_!4c01498a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.73.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :N-- will soon have a interpreter < 1465262260 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :quevenintopia < 1465262286 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :that porthello makes me nauseated for some reason < 1465262298 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :it sounds even grosser than "queef" < 1465262319 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :quite. < 1465262397 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION now regrets looking that up
< 1465262401 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :i can't come to work, boss. I'm quevening all over the bathroom floor! < 1465262680 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Quevening sounds like a very reasonable excuse < 1465262965 0 :callforjudgement!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 JOIN :#esoteric < 1465262971 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 QUIT :Disconnected by services < 1465262973 0 :callforjudgement!?@? NICK :ais523 < 1465264096 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: I'm here < 1465264130 0 :moon_!4c01498a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.73.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hia hppa < 1465264145 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, now I'm gone < 1465264146 0 :moon_!4c01498a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.73.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :did you look at my new esolang? its not singlechar and has a syntax < 1465264152 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :moon_: Where? < 1465264163 0 :moon_!4c01498a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.73.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://esolangs.org/wiki/Fumble < 1465264204 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :moon_: Wiki pages should not be in first-person < 1465264216 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :moon_: They should be third-person with a touch of second-person when necessary < 1465264242 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ponies are very turbing. < 1465264242 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Occasional 4th person for the purpose of reducing ambiguity < 1465264252 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :prooftechnique: 4th? < 1465264255 0 :moon_!4c01498a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.73.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sorry, Im not the best writer < 1465264263 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :moon_: Nobody is < 1465264276 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grammatical_person#Additional_persons < 1465264289 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :moon_: The best writer is obviously Voltaire hth < 1465264305 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :checks out < 1465264348 0 :moon_!4c01498a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.73.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1465264355 0 :moon_!4c01498a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.73.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :well what do you think of it, tho? < 1465264356 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :prooftechnique: Ah, yes, "one" works too, though I prefer to call that zeroth person < 1465264365 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because it doesn't really matter who "one" is < 1465264370 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :moon_: Not sure < 1465264377 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :moon_: I stopped when I saw an uncapitalized "i" < 1465264380 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: Non-English languages have other persons beyond the indefinite one < 1465264384 0 :moon_!4c01498a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.73.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1465264388 0 :moon_!4c01498a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.73.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :>_> < 1465264391 0 :moon_!4c01498a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.73.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :just read it all < 1465264411 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :They have thing like "him" but also "him, but closer to me than that other one" < 1465264425 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :moon_: Also, there are code excerpts that aren't in monospace, and that drives me crazy < 1465264429 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Where closer is either due to proximity or some intangible quality < 1465264436 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :moon_: I think that this is a first draft for the moment. < 1465264443 0 :moon_!4c01498a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.73.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :>_> < 1465264458 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wonder how much of a language could be implemented in MS Word formatting codes < 1465264465 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Monospace strictly forbidden < 1465264467 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :prooftechnique: Which kind of language? < 1465264486 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :moon_: No, really. It isn't properly formated, so it's very difficult to read < 1465264492 0 :sebbu!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu QUIT :Ping timeout: 272 seconds < 1465264500 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's like trying to read a book in a mirror < 1465264642 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :moon_: I forgot what your language is called. Link? < 1465264656 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, found it < 1465264713 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: Set your default font to monospace, hth < 1465264749 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :prooftechnique: Too much work < 1465264762 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Literally one switch in your browser :P < 1465264781 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Though all these unintended ligatures are a bit odd :D < 1465264825 0 :moon_!4c01498a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.73.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://esolangs.org/wiki/Fumble < 1465264976 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Monty Hall Trolley Problem. < 1465264978 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Huh. < 1465265063 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: I assume that there's an out-of-control trolleycar which you can direct onto one of three tracks by changing points < 1465265078 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :and you know that two of the tracks are blocked by people < 1465265079 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: Yes < 1465265087 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: Correct < 1465265095 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :after you move the points, someone who can see the tracks tells you that one of the tracks you didn't pick has a person on it < 1465265103 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: Or, more accurately, there are more people on one track than on the other two < 1465265103 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :do you change the points to the other unknown track? < 1465265113 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: Pretty much exactly < 1465265116 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :no, has to be more on two than the other one < 1465265133 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: Ah, that works too < 1465265135 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :monty hall problem requires one desirable outcome and two undesirable outcomes to work < 1465265142 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :if you have two desirable and one undesirable < 1465265160 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :then either the host tells you about the undesirable outcome and it doesn't matter whether you switch, it's desirable either way < 1465265160 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: Wait, hm... < 1465265163 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do any of the tracks have something that can stop the train? < 1465265166 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :or the host tells you about a desirable outcome, in which case you just take it < 1465265179 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: in this problem, people normally assume no < 1465265184 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :although that's unrealistic < 1465265197 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"OK, you chose door C. Now we're going to open door A, which has a goat. Would you like to switch doors?" < 1465265201 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Yes, I'll take door A" < 1465265204 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :as the problem involves a set of points, and you have a decent chance of being able to stop a train by changing the points setting while the train is over the points < 1465265250 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess the points could have a safety feature that prevents them being changed when a train is nearby < 1465265264 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1465265284 0 :moon_!4c01498a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.73.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :that problem gae me anothe esolang idea, one powered by trains and points < 1465265292 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :this actually happened in the london underground runaway that's possibly the closest real life has come to the trolley problem (as a bonus, nobody was hurt, although nobody had enough information to know that that would be the outcome) < 1465265302 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :moon_: Actually, I have the patent rights to that esolang idea. < 1465265310 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :You're all ignoring the obvious. Take a plane instead and you won't have to deal with this conundrum < 1465265314 0 :moon_!4c01498a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.73.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1465265317 0 :moon_!4c01498a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.73.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :): < 1465265352 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :prooftechnique: But how do we kill people and make it look like an accident or the-best-of-a-bad-situation when it's a plane? < 1465265363 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Water landing" < 1465265392 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hm... The trolley problem becomes a lot more complicated when you know the person you can switch to AND you have reason to hate them- say, your spouse had an affair with them < 1465265406 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because then it seems like you could conceivably charge it as murder < 1465265423 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Even more complicated if you care more about their happiness than about their fidelity < 1465265523 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hm... < 1465265527 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :You know what'd be great? < 1465265539 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :An IRC client that makes you trade nicks with other people using that client at random < 1465265544 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :And doesn't tell you < 1465265548 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :here: https://assets.digital.cabinet-office.gov.uk/media/547c8feae5274a428d00015b/R092011_110615_Highgate.pdf < 1465265550 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :And masks everything so you can't tell < 1465265562 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(even messages mentioning that person get substituted for your nick) < 1465265570 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :the basic summary is that a an engineering train ran away on the london underground < 1465265586 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :and the signallers went to a lot of effort to move all the other trains out of its path < 1465265591 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :.mil.va < 1465265592 0 :moon_!4c01498a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.73.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm, neuron based esolang... < 1465265602 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :prooftechnique: That sounds like a very annoying IRC client < 1465265610 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :If your name is a common word, then it is something else. < 1465265637 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: We hate those people though < 1465265693 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :#tromp2016+4i < 1465265732 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hm... who regulates people using the .va domain? < 1465265740 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ccTLD < 1465265746 0 :heroux!sandroco@gateway/shell/insomnia247/x-jfwzqmpqkuwfykjc QUIT :Ping timeout: 244 seconds < 1465265750 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Vatican, maybe? < 1465265761 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, "it is administered by the Internet Office of the Holy See." < 1465265793 0 :heroux!sandroco@gateway/shell/insomnia247/x-fhirjnjxcjapylns JOIN :#esoteric < 1465265805 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1465265830 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Damn, I was hoping to get my hands on porn.va and use it to offend every catholic everywhere < 1465265849 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think it would be nice to get no.va < 1465265874 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 JOIN :#esoteric < 1465265874 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I would host a language to serve as a direct counterpoint to Go < 1465265896 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Though it would also be great for hosting pirated PBS specials < 1465265913 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :prooftechnique: Is it even possible to pirate a PBS special? < 1465265956 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is it possible to steal from a non-profit? < 1465265979 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wait, why is Morocco "MA"? < 1465265992 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :prooftechnique: No? < 1465266012 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Of course it is possible to steal from a non-profit. But I don't expect pirating PBS specials for them to lose anything. < 1465266022 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: Well yeah, that's what I meant? < 1465266024 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: The answer is yes < 1465266029 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's too bad Benin's ccTLD is regulated < 1465266037 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: Also, maybe it's short for Maghreb? < 1465266094 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or perhaps Marakesh < 1465266113 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :morocco is marokko in norwegian, anyway. < 1465266125 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah, nevermind, I found it < 1465266130 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ISO_3166-1_alpha-2#MA < 1465266136 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's from the French, Maroc < 1465266150 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bottom-level domain? < 1465266459 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :republicans.bs isn't registered :D < 1465266512 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm extremely disappointed that abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvw.xyz is taken < 1465266535 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :is it taken by Alphabet, by any chance? < 1465266570 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :It is not. It is actually taken by xyz.com, a registrar for .xyz domains < 1465266573 0 :moon_!4c01498a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.73.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, taken by xyz :P < 1465266612 0 :moon_!4c01498a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.73.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :if only i had a personal website named moon.esoteric lol < 1465266668 0 :moon_!4c01498a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.73.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'd be honoring the esoteric channel by that lol < 1465266672 0 :moon_!4c01498a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.73.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :if it as possible < 1465266721 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm stunned that a .club domain is only 88 cents < 1465266784 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :select(typeof('\'')x){}/*'))where 0;/*/main(){puts("Hello, World!");}//*/select'Hello, World!'; < 1465266893 0 :moon_!4c01498a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.73.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :try doing that in N-- < 1465266894 0 :moon_!4c01498a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.73.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1465266917 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: What language is that? < 1465266924 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :But abc.xyz is taken by Alphabet. < 1465266927 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :prooftechnique: What does it look to you? < 1465266947 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Perl < 1465266994 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :No it isn't. (I tried, and it doesn't work.) < 1465267023 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Something C flavored, but with a weird SQL aspect < 1465267032 0 :moon_!4c01498a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.73.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :looks esoteric < 1465267051 0 :moon_!4c01498a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.73.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :try searching that in the esolang iki < 1465267070 0 :moon_!4c01498a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.73.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nothing < 1465267076 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nothing on Google, either < 1465267091 0 :moon_!4c01498a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.73.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :^ < 1465267093 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: Where did you find it? < 1465267096 0 :moon_!4c01498a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.73.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :its a mystery < 1465267099 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or did you write it? < 1465267103 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I doubt you could search for such a mess on Google effectively anyways. < 1465267108 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :prooftechnique: I wrote it. < 1465267110 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Definitely not < 1465267119 0 :moon_!4c01498a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.73.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :new esolang?! < 1465267121 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: A polyglot, maybe? < 1465267190 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :prooftechnique: What do you think it is? Maybe you can try to understand by yourself too? < 1465267331 0 :moon_!4c01498a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.73.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I certainly dont < 1465267351 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do you know any C programming? < 1465267369 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I know a reasonable amount, I suppose < 1465267408 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, look at that < 1465267424 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :It just prints "Hello, World!". That was what I expected from the Cish bits < 1465267463 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, syntax highlighting makes it obvious < 1465267472 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :It also defines (and then doesn't use) a function called "select" < 1465267499 0 :callforjudgement!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 JOIN :#esoteric < 1465267508 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 QUIT :Disconnected by services < 1465267511 0 :callforjudgement!?@? NICK :ais523 < 1465267621 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :C one-liners are < 1465267624 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :12┬─┐┬─┐┐ 12┬o┬ 12o┐─2┐┬ 2┬ < 1465267624 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :12│ 12│├─ 12│┌2┘││ 2│└─┐│─┤ < 1465267624 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :2┆─┘┴─┘└┘ 2┆┆─┘┆──15┘┆ 15┴ < 1465267732 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think the other language is SQL < 1465267759 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1465267795 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :and it works because they treat '\'' differently, so C thinks that's one char but SQL continues with a string to the next ' < 1465267872 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hm... A programming language where the code is the color and the markup is the text? < 1465267881 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(reverse syntax highlighting) < 1465267894 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: They have that, it's called ColorForth < 1465267911 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: I think most SQL dialects will choke on typeof < 1465267948 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :prooftechnique: oh hm... < 1465267966 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe it doesn't care what's inside because of the "where 0"? < 1465267998 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :There is a "typeof" function in SQLite at least. < 1465268024 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok < 1465268053 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, it does work in SQLite! < 1465268055 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Very cool < 1465268119 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :It can be shortened by moving the zero < 1465268133 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :(by just one byte) < 1465268184 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Here is the shortened version: select(typeof('\'')x){}/*'))where/*/main(){puts("Hello, World!");}//*/0;select'Hello, World!'; < 1465268352 0 :bender!~bender@2404:e800:e61a:41d:1518:4a5e:6a60:a3d9 JOIN :#esoteric < 1465269596 0 :moon_!4c01498a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.73.138 QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1465269806 0 :J_Arcane_!~chatzilla@83-245-224-30-nat-p.elisa-mobile.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1465269900 0 :J_Arcane!~chatzilla@83-245-227-181-nat-p.elisa-mobile.fi QUIT :Ping timeout: 244 seconds < 1465269906 0 :J_Arcane_!?@? NICK :J_Arcane < 1465270836 0 :TellsTogo!3ecd4dde@gateway/web/freenode/ip.62.205.77.222 QUIT :Quit: Page closed < 1465270956 0 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :prooftechnique: Added restriction, no spaces in the one-liner < 1465271022 0 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :I mean, that would make it even more fun < 1465271038 0 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :That particular one-liner already is almost spaceless, there are only spaces in the strings < 1465271056 0 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :So if you're fine with Hello,World! it'd be good < 1465271423 0 :sebbu!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu JOIN :#esoteric < 1465271596 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1465272473 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quote 1279 < 1465272494 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :1279) I mean, that's just the bare function. You throw some concurrency primitives in there and you're off to the races < 1465272514 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`sled quotes//1279s/ / / < 1465272522 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :quotes// EgoBot just opened a chat session with me to say "bork bork bork" \ Hmmm... My fingers and tongue seem to be as quick as ever, but my lips have definitely weakened... More practice is in order. \ that's where I got it rocket launch facility gift shop \ GKennethR: he shou < 1465272531 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :um < 1465272537 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quote 1279 < 1465272539 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :1279) I mean, that's just the bare function. You throw some concurrency primitives in there and you're off to the races < 1465273668 0 :Moon_!4c01498a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.73.138 JOIN :#esoteric < 1465273672 0 :Moon_!4c01498a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.73.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric : Hi < 1465274068 0 :Moon_!4c01498a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.73.138 QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1465274948 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quote < 1465274954 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :582) where is this going. why is this going. < 1465274966 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :That Moon_ has a short orbit < 1465276207 0 :Sgeo_!~Sgeo@ool-18e43ef5.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm. Apparently I voted differently from at least one member of #esoteric < 1465276290 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Voted differently on what? < 1465276307 0 :Sgeo_!~Sgeo@ool-18e43ef5.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Who to vote for in the US primaries < 1465276435 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :OK < 1465276494 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa::f63 PRIVMSG #esoteric :How do you know that? < 1465276512 0 :Sgeo_!~Sgeo@ool-18e43ef5.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq, because I saw your status + comments on that status < 1465276517 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa::f63 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, right. That. :P < 1465276556 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa::f63 PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION definitely voted for Sanders, though honestly at this point it's more about messaging-in-polls than anything else.
< 1465276572 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa::f63 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Odds of Clinton being nominated are like 99.9% or something. < 1465276587 0 :Sgeo_!~Sgeo@ool-18e43ef5.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION voted for Clinton, largely concerned about competence and electability.
< 1465276604 0 :Sgeo_!~Sgeo@ool-18e43ef5.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think I've pushed myself in too much of an anti-Bernie bubble < 1465276659 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa::f63 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm also voting pretty much right at the end of the primary season which means that I know, and vote based on that. < 1465276718 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa::f63 PRIVMSG #esoteric :And, honestly, as far as I can tell Bernie is fairly competent and would do reasonably as President. < 1465276726 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa::f63 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now, *electable*, that's a different question entirely. < 1465276753 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa::f63 PRIVMSG #esoteric :But not one I need to think about when my vote is effectively just saying "I support more liberal policies from Democratic party". < 1465276913 0 :Sgeo_!~Sgeo@ool-18e43ef5.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I will say that I think everyone in both campaigns is disappointed at the thought of lowered turnout < 1465277095 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa::f63 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah... I do not like the idea of Trump winning because of lower turnout from Dems. < 1465277109 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa::f63 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Especially with potentially 3 different SCOTUS justices up for nomination. < 1465277160 0 :Sgeo_!~Sgeo@ool-18e43ef5.dyn.optonline.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION meant more acutely lower primary turnout tomorrow because of the nomination being called for Clinton
< 1465277168 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa::f63 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah. Right. < 1465277724 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa::f63 PRIVMSG #esoteric :In CA it's kinda important even ignoring the President though; a Senate office is up for election, and the incumbent isn't running. < 1465278004 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan> although the "Did you know" section on the front page seems to have misleading descriptions on occasion, and not just on April 1. <-- also puns. like, the last one right now... < 1465278646 0 :Elronnd!?@? NICK :Elronnd\std < 1465278850 0 :Elronnd\std!?@? NICK :Elronnd\StD < 1465279361 0 :Elronnd\StD!?@? NICK :Elronnd < 1465279927 0 :lambda-11235!~lambda-11@47-208-113-50.erkacmtk03.res.dyn.suddenlink.net QUIT :Quit: Bye < 1465280329 0 :TellsTogo!3ecd4dde@gateway/web/freenode/ip.62.205.77.222 JOIN :#esoteric < 1465280428 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have made up the classifications of possible external ante rules for Magic: the Gathering, which are: scoreless-per-duel, scored-per-duel, scoreless-per-match, scored-per-match, scoreless-per-tournament, scored-per-tournament, prize-altering, permanent. (These are just broad classifications, and many formats are possible in each one.) < 1465280474 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do you like this? < 1465280627 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do you score less per duel than ever before? < 1465280696 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :No. < 1465280756 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Scoreless-per-duel ante" means that all ownership changes end at the end of a duel, and do not further affect the tournament in any way (the only thing that affects it is who won that duel). < 1465280821 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, ante rules. < 1465280826 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I didn't see that word. < 1465280832 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Isn't ante banned? < 1465280861 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: Yes, in all official tournaments, it is not played for ante, and all ante cards are banned. < 1465280878 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :You're suggesting an illegal tournament? < 1465280880 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Permanent ante is not suitable if using borrowed cards or custom cards; the others are suitable even in these cases though. < 1465280904 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: Actually, it does not even necessarily have to be a tournament. < 1465280904 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :It should be called "permanante". < 1465280913 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1465280915 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :O, that is what it is called. OK < 1465282285 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's your take on these java api? < 1465282313 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :ignoring the fact that a good half of the users here are google employees < 1465282519 0 :Kaynato!~Aedile@cpe-75-187-129-201.neo.res.rr.com QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1465283010 0 :jaboja!~jaboja@vps.jaboja.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1465283433 0 :Destructible!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 JOIN :#esoteric < 1465283441 0 :Destructible!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 PRIVMSG #esoteric :o hi < 1465283449 0 :Destructible!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 PRIVMSG #esoteric :is anybody there < 1465283455 0 :Destructible!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 PRIVMSG #esoteric :if so < 1465283457 0 :Destructible!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 PRIVMSG #esoteric :brb < 1465283532 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1465283584 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera: i think that's _possibly_ an exaggeration hth < 1465283598 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :(i only know two for sure.) < 1465283617 0 :Destructible_!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 JOIN :#esoteric < 1465283622 0 :Destructible_!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 PRIVMSG #esoteric :anyone? < 1465283624 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :i can invite a few more to compensate < 1465283634 0 :Destructible_!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 PRIVMSG #esoteric :o hi < 1465283636 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1465283644 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera: ok, but then they have to know haskell. mustn't upset the balance. < 1465283651 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :they do < 1465283656 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :at least one does < 1465283656 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :good, good < 1465283664 0 :Destructible_!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I came up with an resoling, but now I do not know what to call it < 1465283668 0 :Destructible_!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 PRIVMSG #esoteric :esolang* < 1465283678 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :call it myesolang < 1465283681 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1465283684 0 :Destructible_!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1465283688 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wait, is the TSP NP? < 1465283690 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :why not < 1465283709 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :i bet there's no language called myesolang on the wiki < 1465283714 0 :Destructible!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1465283716 0 :Destructible_!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 PRIVMSG #esoteric :exactly < 1465283724 0 :Destructible_!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 PRIVMSG #esoteric :and there isn't going to be < 1465283725 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera: Because, IIRC, TSP requires you to be able to quickly verify a correct solution < 1465283729 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?search=myesolang&title=Special:Search&fulltext=Search see? < 1465283734 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, you were talking to Destructible_? < 1465283738 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes sorry < 1465283746 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :No no, I see how it is < 1465283760 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :you're offended? < 1465283764 0 :Cale!~Cale@2607:fea8:9840:1d5:b073:145c:19e4:aa48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :What about Visual MyEsoLang++ < 1465283768 0 :Cale!~Cale@2607:fea8:9840:1d5:b073:145c:19e4:aa48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :? < 1465283777 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera: No < 1465283782 0 :Destructible_!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 PRIVMSG #esoteric :. < 1465283794 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Cale: Visual MyEsoLang++#? < 1465283833 0 :Cale!~Cale@2607:fea8:9840:1d5:b073:145c:19e4:aa48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :#Visual #MyEsoLang < 1465283844 0 :Destructible_!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION is silently seething
< 1465283857 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's either twittertalk or irc but it's not good for a language's name < 1465283925 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :An esolang based on #hashtags would be vaguely interesting < 1465283934 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Special:Log/newusers14]]4 create10 02 5* 03Izabera 5* 10New user account < 1465283959 0 :Destructible_!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'd be making that after I actually finished this esolang I already made < 1465283963 0 :Destructible_!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 PRIVMSG #esoteric :esolang < 1465283970 0 :Destructible_!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 PRIVMSG #esoteric :esolang < 1465283991 0 :Destructible_!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 PRIVMSG #esoteric :resoling is what mac thinks resoling should be < 1465283996 0 :Cale!~Cale@2607:fea8:9840:1d5:b073:145c:19e4:aa48 PRIVMSG #esoteric :The execution of the program depends inextricably on what's trending < 1465283996 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera: did you... not have a wiki account? < 1465283998 0 :Destructible_!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 PRIVMSG #esoteric :esolang* < 1465284000 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :i do now < 1465284034 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :wtf my name has a lowercase i < 1465284039 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :who's Izabera < 1465284055 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera: fale? < 1465284060 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :fale? < 1465284072 0 :jaboja!~jaboja@vps.jaboja.pl QUIT :Ping timeout: 258 seconds < 1465284141 0 :Destructible_!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 PRIVMSG #esoteric :so, anyway, I still have no idea what to call my esolang < 1465284177 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :OH MY GOD http://i.imgur.com/R9JoJ9t.gifv IS AMAZING < 1465284192 0 :Destructible_!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe Vecaret, or 0aret vec0 < 1465284210 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: Are CPP macros Turing complete? Tht could be your hashtag language < 1465284231 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :*That < 1465284247 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: what did i just witness? < 1465284272 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera: Blowing up a dam < 1465284274 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa::f63 PRIVMSG #esoteric :prooftechnique: Long story short, "no". < 1465284285 0 :Destructible_!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I still need a name for my language though < 1465284316 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa::f63 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Though they're close enough that the difference is probably pointless; you can easily get computations that run 'til the heat death, but are technically finite, with CPP macros. < 1465284331 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :Destructible_: a rose by any other name... < 1465284338 0 :Destructible_!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1465284350 0 :Destructible_!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 PRIVMSG #esoteric :but this is a wiki < 1465284359 0 :Destructible_!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 PRIVMSG #esoteric :and the name is what they see < 1465284371 0 :Destructible_!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 PRIVMSG #esoteric :and it needs to be appropriate < 1465284374 0 :Destructible_!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 PRIVMSG #esoteric :and either way < 1465284383 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :why does it need to be appropriate? < 1465284389 0 :Destructible_!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 PRIVMSG #esoteric :because < 1465284400 0 :Destructible_!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 QUIT :Quit: Page closed < 1465284432 0 :augur!~augur@2601:645:c100:63f1:50ec:2469:1aa1:58c3 JOIN :#esoteric < 1465284471 0 :Destructible_wat!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 JOIN :#esoteric < 1465284492 0 :Destructible_wat!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 PRIVMSG #esoteric :so now you can understand why it needs to be appropriate < 1465284499 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Destructible_: Call it ylfkfpqsqmlkhy < 1465284507 0 :Destructible_wat!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 PRIVMSG #esoteric :??? < 1465284515 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Destructible_wat: Just randomly generate a string and call it that < 1465284518 0 :Destructible_wat!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 PRIVMSG #esoteric :either way, I have idea < 1465284574 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Destructible_wat: ''.join([string.ascii_lowercase[random.randrange(0, len(string.ascii_lowercase))] for _ in (random.randrange(3, 15))]) (python, string and random must be imported) < 1465284621 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1465284649 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1465284799 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :i suggest a new language called heck, which is like hack but closer to its php roots < 1465284813 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :in fact, every php interpreter is also able to interpret heck < 1465284824 0 :Destructible_wat!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I had idea < 1465284844 0 :Destructible_wat!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Galcveccoq < 1465284857 0 :Elronnd!elronnd@znc.dank.ninja PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: noice < 1465284860 0 :Destructible_wat!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 PRIVMSG #esoteric :which is the first letter of each command symbol together < 1465284871 0 :Elronnd!elronnd@znc.dank.ninja PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: but you could probably use chr() < 1465284881 0 :Destructible_wat!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 PRIVMSG #esoteric :? < 1465284937 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric : wtf my name has a lowercase i <-- sorry, capitalization is automatic. there are some workarounds for page titles and signatures. < 1465284949 0 :Elronnd!elronnd@znc.dank.ninja PRIVMSG #esoteric :''.join([chr(random.randrange(30,500) for _ in random.randrange(3,15)]) < 1465284958 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm deeply offended < 1465284994 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric : Wait, is the TSP NP? <-- nope, it's not a decision problem. < 1465285027 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, it is NP hard < 1465285084 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :wait wait < 1465285105 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://magiccards.info/m10/de/202.html http://magiccards.info/10e/de/290.html http://magiccards.info/10e/en/290.html < 1465285115 0 :Destructible_wat!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think I'll call my language Otal < 1465285128 0 :Destructible_wat!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 PRIVMSG #esoteric :or 0tal < 1465285141 0 :Destructible_wat!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 PRIVMSG #esoteric :()tal < 1465285141 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :there are German printings of two M:tG cards whose German names are identical, despite that their English names differ, and also this German name is identical to the English name of one of those cards? < 1465285145 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :is this normal? < 1465285151 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :I thought this wasn't supposed to happen < 1465285161 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: did you know that? < 1465285198 0 :Destructible_wat!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 QUIT :Quit: Page closed < 1465285467 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas: things that aren't supposed to happen sometimes do hth < 1465285500 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: one class TSP is in is FP^NP, i.e. polynomial functions with an NP oracle. < 1465285523 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :although there's probably a slightly weaker one < 1465285539 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :um < 1465285556 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :"polynomial function" being a function computable in polynomial time. < 1465285602 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :MacBook Hydrogen ® < 1465285612 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, it corrected from (R). Cool. < 1465285619 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :the true NP version of TSP is "is there a path shorter than k" < 1465285629 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: are you sure it's not a function with many names hth < 1465285633 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is there any substance less dense than pure Hydrogen 1? < 1465285637 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :and also NP-complete. < 1465285694 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: I thought that was a polynymic function < 1465285696 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: hm i recall there was some foam lighter than air. not sure about hydrogen. < 1465285722 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: I know there's aerofoam (or something), but I don't think it's lighter than air; it's just really really light < 1465285725 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think that should be polyonymic. but i'm not sure, it looks ugly. < 1465285731 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :An anonomyial function is like a polynomial function, but you don't know its degree. < 1465285744 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It can't really be lighter than air because it's 99.97% air < 1465285746 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or something like that < 1465285771 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: i thought they vacuumed it or something? < 1465285782 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: I don't think so? < 1465285790 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :We're probably just talking about different foams < 1465285798 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Aerogel? < 1465285802 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION . o O ( What an incredibly boring conversation )
< 1465285804 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: Yes, that < 1465285812 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I was pretty excited about aerogel a little over a decade ago. < 1465285824 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :And then I was surprised to find out that a company in the small (~10,000 people) town I lived in made it. < 1465285839 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I called them and asked if I could get a sample but they said no. < 1465285854 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa::f63 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Awww. < 1465285884 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa::f63 PRIVMSG #esoteric :If aerogel were lighter than air it'd *float*. < 1465285898 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe if I'd told them I was [redacted] years old they would've taken pity on me. < 1465285899 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :I seem to remember they actually made versions lighter than air < 1465285903 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: Why'd they say no? < 1465285915 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now I can't say the number because it would reveal my age. < 1465285923 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, yes < 1465285926 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Presumably because I wasn't offering any money. < 1465285929 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa::f63 PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas: Not impossible, but that'd imply they did something like manufacture it in a helium atmosphere. < 1465285937 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa::f63 PRIVMSG #esoteric :And it'd float. < 1465285954 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: Ah, that'd be a problem < 1465285968 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think the smallest sample you could buy was $100 or something. < 1465285980 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i like the PAD-SAT problem < 1465285990 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: why would they have to manufacture it in a helium atmosphere? that'd be expensive. they'd just manufacture it in rarified air (near vacuum, it doesn't have to be really rare) or rarified nitrogen < 1465286017 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa::f63 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I said "something like". < 1465286020 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa::f63 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Those would work too. < 1465286051 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Today's xkcd title text is amazing < 1465286084 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa::f63 PRIVMSG #esoteric :"List of lists of sexually active popes" anyone? < 1465286102 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm, apparently they do manufacture it in a helium atmosphere, so it gets filled with helium for pressure < 1465286116 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :that would get expensive < 1465286129 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: Are you still pooching it up? < 1465286152 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa::f63 PRIVMSG #esoteric :More or less, yup. < 1465286197 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"People handling aerogel for extended periods should wear gloves to prevent the appearance of dry brittle spots on their skin." < 1465286205 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Pooching away again in margaritaville. < 1465286225 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: What time is it in Margaritaville ATM? < 1465286257 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think it's in Texas. < 1465286260 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or maybe Nevada. < 1465286284 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh my god, there's something lighter than aerogel < 1465286290 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aerographene < 1465286319 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Awww, it needs carbon nanotubes < 1465286329 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :So I probably can't buy some in my conceivable lifetime < 1465286448 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I didn't realize that one of aerogel's applications involved menstruation. < 1465286466 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: Why would you want that? Seems like a pretty bad application < 1465286481 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, wait, for dealing with it? < 1465286484 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :That makes more sense < 1465286490 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also how long is an extended period? < 1465286534 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: Isn't that called an "ellipsis"? < 1465286594 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :In Xanth, an ellipsis is used to summon the stork. < 1465286598 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :So maybe that's related. < 1465286906 0 :augur!~augur@2601:645:c100:63f1:50ec:2469:1aa1:58c3 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1465286913 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: surely you need 10 periods for a stork, not just 3 < 1465286940 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :uh oh < 1465286945 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :am i missing one this time < 1465287062 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much and want to have a baby, they have sex. They keep having sex, right in front of the stork, until he gives in and puts in a request for a baby delivery to make them stop. Then, 9 months later due to bureaucratic procedures, a baby is delivered" < 1465287090 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :sounds legit < 1465287151 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :The best I can think of is that a pregnancy lasts about 9 months, but it must be something else. < 1465287170 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I mean a human pregnancy. < 1465287198 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: I think that that was the joke < 1465287217 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: And a period is slightly less than monthly, so about 10 periods are "lost" when a baby is gestating < 1465287254 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Did I get it right? < 1465287581 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: yep < 1465287593 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY < 1465287607 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Fun fact: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY is a palindrome) < 1465287616 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hooooooooooh < 1465287630 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :fun fact 0 = 1 < 1465287639 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric : | fact n = n * fact (n-1) < 1465287654 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? fun fact < 1465287686 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :fun fact 0 = 1 | fact n = n * fact (n - 1) < 1465287688 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :fun fact: HackEgo is damn slow < 1465287725 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :is that supposed to be haskell? < 1465287742 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ml < 1465287747 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah < 1465287754 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`culprits wisdom/fun fact < 1465287772 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :myname: clearly ml < 1465287777 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan elliott oerjan oerjan oerjan oerjan kmc < 1465287785 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i never did ml < 1465287796 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`1 hogue wisdom/fun\ fact < 1465287808 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :1/1: revert \ revert 1 \ sed -i \'s/|/ |/\' wisdom/fun\\ fact \ sed -i \'1N; s/\\n *//\' wisdom/fun\\ fact \ revert \ sed -i \'1N; s/ *//\' wisdom/fun\\ fact \ printf \'fun fact 0 = 1\\n | fact n = n * fact (n - 1)\\n\' > wisdom/fun\\ fact \ < 1465287828 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :myname: Neither did I < 1465287843 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fun lie: THE MOON LANDINGS WERE FAKED < 1465287982 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :fun fact: i discussed a german translation for "fun fact" with a few people and we decided it to be "ulkiger umstand" < 1465287990 0 :deltab!~deltab@cpc1-smal2-0-0-cust155.19-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :USING ALIEN TECHNOLOGY < 1465288007 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :meta fun fact < 1465288009 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGXTF6bs1IU < 1465288018 0 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.229 JOIN :#esoteric < 1465288018 0 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.229 PRIVMSG #esoteric :fnard < 1465288051 0 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.229 PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://mroman.ch/md/htuqqx12.html < 1465288057 0 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.229 PRIVMSG #esoteric :10% pixels is way too much :D < 1465288171 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :When I use xdpyinfo it says there is 96 visuals, and then lists them, all details seem same for each one except some are TrueColor and some are DirectColor, and one of them has 32 planes while the rest have 24. Do you know what is the purpose of the many visuals? < 1465288215 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :96 isn't a very big number compared to, say, 65536. < 1465288305 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :glxinfo may give a clue < 1465288353 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :(though not a complete answer) < 1465288360 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION doesn't know the complete answer
< 1465288447 0 :deltab!~deltab@cpc1-smal2-0-0-cust155.19-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: but there are all different somehow? < 1465288548 0 :xkapastel!uid17782@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-wdtybflbdiekbvej QUIT :Quit: Connection closed for inactivity < 1465288549 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :deltab: I don't know! < 1465288652 0 :deltab!~deltab@cpc1-smal2-0-0-cust155.19-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :my guess is it's just the cartesian product of settings that can now vary independently but couldn't when the api was designed < 1465288662 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: Do you know about antifunctions? < 1465288821 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :No < 1465288873 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :An antifunction maps an antiset to an antiset. < 1465288884 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :An antiset might be a set of memory locations, for instance. < 1465288920 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or labels or something. < 1465288928 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :So an antifunction : A -> B gives meaning to a set of memory locations B in terms of a set of memory locations A. < 1465288933 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :It can delete and duplicate elements of A. < 1465289219 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: nice link < 1465289520 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hm, what are the properties of fnord? < 1465289542 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Like, if I say "it is pronounced the same way as phnord", can you still see "phnord" < 1465289552 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hell, if I put it in a sentence, will the word just be missing? < 1465289625 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :And what if I make a list of every word up to a certain length? Will there just be a blank space where "fnord" should be? Will I be able to see it so I can't tell which one I can't see otherwise? Will it get deleted and all the others moved up? < 1465289639 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :If the others moved up, couldn't I just infer from which was missing what the word is? < 1465289939 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe you should read The Illuminatus! Trilogy. < 1465290094 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :...I just realized that you can put a bucket of lava into a wooden chest in minecraft < 1465290099 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :And nothing bad will ever happen < 1465291088 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no QUIT :Quit: Nite < 1465292063 0 :Alcest!~alcest@69.64.40.177 JOIN :#esoteric < 1465292251 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`dateu < 1465292254 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :2016-06-07 08:37:02.395249000+00:00 < 1465292474 0 :TellsTogo!3ecd4dde@gateway/web/freenode/ip.62.205.77.222 QUIT :Quit: Page closed < 1465293025 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: ping < 1465293087 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: in M:tG, there are German printings of two cards whose German names are identical, despite that their English names differ, and also this German name is identical to the English name of one of those cards. this was news to me. do you know this already? and were you horrified when you found out? < 1465293098 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: http://magiccards.info/m10/de/202.html http://magiccards.info/10e/de/290.html //magiccards.info/10e/en/290.html < 1465293488 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE < 1465293495 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :*coughs* < 1465293496 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Excuse me < 1465293891 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: do you know anything about https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homology_(biology) < 1465294024 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover JOIN :#esoteric < 1465294131 0 :TellsTogo!3ecd4dde@gateway/web/freenode/ip.62.205.77.222 JOIN :#esoteric < 1465297237 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1465297300 0 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1465298292 0 :bender__!~bender@2404:e800:e61a:41d:1518:4a5e:6a60:a3d9 JOIN :#esoteric < 1465298424 0 :bender!~bender@2404:e800:e61a:41d:1518:4a5e:6a60:a3d9 QUIT :Ping timeout: 258 seconds < 1465299571 0 :Destructible!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 JOIN :#esoteric < 1465299579 0 :Destructible!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hoi < 1465299635 0 :Destructible!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 PRIVMSG #esoteric :anybody? < 1465299684 0 :Destructible!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 QUIT :Client Quit < 1465299696 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1465299852 0 :spiette!~spiette@216-246-240-132.cpe.distributel.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1465299862 0 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1465299878 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom < 1465299970 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1465299976 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :what. < 1465299979 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom < 1465299993 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :grimmargorp//Þór, Grimmargorpurinn hefur sloppið! Ragnarök eru nálæg! < 1465300087 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah! ^^ < 1465300090 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom < 1465300093 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :impomatic//impomatic never did anything weird enough to get into this database. < 1465300094 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1465300099 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavellon[1]! < 1465300106 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :One of the weird things on the internet is warnings that don't make sense < 1465300109 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Also, be advised that we work closely with law enforcement and we report child exploitation." < 1465300136 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :That is, "PROTIP: Don't put your child porn here because we'll have to report you to the cops. < 1465300312 0 :J_Arcane!~chatzilla@83-245-224-30-nat-p.elisa-mobile.fi QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1465300382 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :i read it as "don't put your child porn here because we got into troubles last time" < 1465300463 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera: That works too < 1465300488 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera: But to me it seems like "Don't put it here because we aren't suited to hide it properly; google will give you some better places" < 1465300528 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION googles child porn stash
< 1465300703 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera: Not even particularly funny. < 1465300737 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :i didn't actually google that < 1465300822 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera: Yes, but this is a logged chat < 1465300829 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera: Also, I'm an NSA bot < 1465300838 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1465300925 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :does nsa even care about that? < 1465300970 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't actually know much of what nsa does other than supposedly spying on people < 1465301005 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :that wouldn't threaten national security so i guess that's not their business < 1465301128 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Befunge14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=47160&oldid=46815 5* 03Sesshomariu 5* (+76) 10/* Examples */ < 1465301148 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :people did an impressive job of misinterpreting the snowden leaks as "the nsa is personally reading everything you do" < 1465301183 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabellora. everything can be grounds to threatening national security hth < 1465301229 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: Shush, don't give the terrorists ammo you national-security-damaging heathen < 1465301380 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Да здравствует партия! < 1465301753 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"This is one of those things where if someone walks in you switch to porn cause it's easier to explain" < 1465301968 0 :bender__!?@? NICK :bender < 1465302005 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Befunge14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=47161&oldid=47160 5* 03Sesshomariu 5* (+0) 10/* Hello, world!(without string reversing) */ < 1465302044 0 :spiette!~spiette@216-246-240-132.cpe.distributel.net QUIT :Quit: :qa! < 1465302049 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net QUIT :Quit: REFUTABLE CHICKEN < 1465302063 0 :spiette!~spiette@216-246-240-132.cpe.distributel.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1465302513 0 :idris-bot!~idris-bot@dslb-092-072-185-192.092.072.pools.vodafone-ip.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1465302582 0 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1465302616 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1465302950 0 :idris-bot!~idris-bot@dslb-092-072-185-192.092.072.pools.vodafone-ip.de QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1465302952 0 :Melvar!~melvar@dslb-092-072-185-192.092.072.pools.vodafone-ip.de QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1465303051 0 :Melvar!~melvar@dslb-178-012-189-237.178.012.pools.vodafone-ip.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1465303959 0 :Melvar!~melvar@dslb-178-012-189-237.178.012.pools.vodafone-ip.de QUIT :Ping timeout: 244 seconds < 1465303970 0 :Melvar!~melvar@dslb-178-004-083-224.178.004.pools.vodafone-ip.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1465304105 0 :spiette!~spiette@216-246-240-132.cpe.distributel.net QUIT :Quit: :qa! < 1465304113 0 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1465304139 0 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1465304155 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera QUIT :Ping timeout: 244 seconds < 1465304243 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera JOIN :#esoteric < 1465304380 0 :Koen__!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1465304526 0 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1465304735 0 :vodkode!~vodkode@fl-71-52-125-127.dhcp.embarqhsd.net QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1465304886 0 :bender__!~bender@2404:e800:e61a:41d:cc65:c2b7:831c:9f10 JOIN :#esoteric < 1465304900 0 :bender__!~bender@2404:e800:e61a:41d:cc65:c2b7:831c:9f10 QUIT :Changing host < 1465304900 0 :bender__!~bender@unaffiliated/bender/x-9459530 JOIN :#esoteric < 1465304912 0 :bender!~bender@2404:e800:e61a:41d:1518:4a5e:6a60:a3d9 QUIT :Disconnected by services < 1465304916 0 :bender__!?@? NICK :bender < 1465304972 0 :Melvar`!~melvar@dslb-084-062-090-098.084.062.pools.vodafone-ip.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1465305020 0 :Melvar!~melvar@dslb-178-004-083-224.178.004.pools.vodafone-ip.de QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1465305048 0 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1465305086 0 :TellsTogo!3ecd4dde@gateway/web/freenode/ip.62.205.77.222 QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1465305116 0 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1465305143 0 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1465305219 0 :Koen__!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1465305840 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1465307081 0 :Sgeo_!~Sgeo@ool-18e43ef5.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1465307435 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera JOIN :#esoteric < 1465308389 0 :copumpkin!~copumpkin@haskell/developer/copumpkin JOIN :#esoteric < 1465308811 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION googles how send probe Sarnus
< 1465308843 0 :J_Arcane!~chatzilla@83-245-224-30-nat-p.elisa-mobile.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1465309359 0 :lambda-11235!~lambda-11@47-208-113-50.erkacmtk03.res.dyn.suddenlink.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1465309468 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :\oren\, put more fuel on the lv-n upper stage? < 1465309507 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's been a while since i played ksp but it was never hard to get a few km/s of delta v into low orbit that way < 1465310127 0 :Kaynato!~Aedile@cpe-75-187-129-201.neo.res.rr.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1465310433 0 :Kaynato!~Aedile@cpe-75-187-129-201.neo.res.rr.com QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1465310445 0 :Kaynato!~Aedile@cpe-75-187-129-201.neo.res.rr.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1465310684 0 :TellsTogo!3ecd4dde@gateway/web/freenode/ip.62.205.77.222 JOIN :#esoteric < 1465311786 0 :mroman!~mroman@160.85.232.229 QUIT :Quit: Lost terminal < 1465312123 0 :J_Arcane!~chatzilla@83-245-224-30-nat-p.elisa-mobile.fi QUIT :Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.92-rdmsoft [XULRunner 35.0.1/20150122214805] < 1465312342 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`olist 1039 < 1465312355 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :olist 1039: shachaf oerjan Sgeo FireFly boily nortti b_jonas < 1465312473 0 :J_Arcane!~chatzilla@83-245-224-30-nat-p.elisa-mobile.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1465312634 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 page update < 1465312912 0 :TellsTogo!3ecd4dde@gateway/web/freenode/ip.62.205.77.222 QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1465313780 0 :Melvar`!?@? NICK :Melvar < 1465314253 0 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :can someone please send some utf-8? < 1465314427 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :nö < 1465314604 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :℃ℬ < 1465314612 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :How about that? < 1465314787 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :∀∁∃ < 1465314806 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :∰ < 1465314988 0 :izabera!?@? NICK :izbr < 1465315008 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Your poor vowels < 1465315075 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :H๑พ αв๑บт тнαт? < 1465315091 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ʇɐɥʇ әqʎɐɯ ɹO < 1465315422 0 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :HQ plus/minus 2QB B = plus/minus B? < 1465315437 0 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Pe u with grave q P o y O? < 1465315539 0 :augur!~augur@2601:645:c100:63f1:f8ed:cf45:26dc:a305 JOIN :#esoteric < 1465315583 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :coppro: PeùqPoyO or what? < 1465315769 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :coppro: √Q±2QB²=±B < 1465316922 0 :spiette!~spiette@x-132-204-251-254.xtpr.umontreal.ca JOIN :#esoteric < 1465318094 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Special:Log/newusers14]]4 create10 02 5* 03Qwertyu63 5* 10New user account < 1465318251 0 :augur!~augur@2601:645:c100:63f1:f8ed:cf45:26dc:a305 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1465318337 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1465318408 0 :bender!~bender@unaffiliated/bender/x-9459530 QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1465318453 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07User:Qwertyu6314]]4 N10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?oldid=47162 5* 03Qwertyu63 5* (+1076) 10Created page with "This is a WIP project. Simple Lang: Simple Lang is a simple programming language designed to be easy to learn and read but hard to use. Values: There are two types of value i..." < 1465318460 0 :jaboja!~jaboja@2a00:f41:30d1:3c22:de85:deff:fe55:967a JOIN :#esoteric < 1465318529 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07User:Qwertyu6314]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=47163&oldid=47162 5* 03Qwertyu63 5* (+54) 10 < 1465318617 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07User:Qwertyu6314]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=47164&oldid=47163 5* 03Qwertyu63 5* (+178) 10 < 1465318673 0 :augur!~augur@c-73-202-137-143.hsd1.ca.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1465318710 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07User:Qwertyu6314]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=47165&oldid=47164 5* 03Qwertyu63 5* (+64) 10 < 1465319844 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm at the gate. < 1465319908 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I am undefeated by your puny UTF-8 < 1465319982 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :But soon I will be without internet, because I am not taking a first-class ticket... < 1465320102 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :can I survive 12 hours without internet accesss???!?! < 1465320116 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :find out next time, on DRAGON BALL ZEEEEEE! < 1465320206 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: I built a new upper stage with three nuclear engines, and then docked it with a few large fuel tanks < 1465320218 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :for a... probe?? < 1465320304 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :getting to jool is <2km/s, getting to sarnus shouldn't be much more < 1465320395 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Special:Log/newusers14]]4 create10 02 5* 03Jinhub 5* 10New user account < 1465320456 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I plan on having it visit all the moons of Sarnus and perhaps then swing out to Urlum or something, and then maybe even return to Kerbin, or I'll send out a cruiser to rendezvous with it in interplanetary space and collec the science... < 1465320538 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nasa are amateurs. They should start bringing things home from Pluto. < 1465320617 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I build all my craft with a lot of extra deltav. My Duna probe ended up visiting Eve as well. < 1465320713 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :It helps for example that my "LKO shuttle" can land on Minmus and return < 1465320763 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :don't build to spec, overbuild and then see what it can do! < 1465320952 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :real space programs can't afford to do that I suppose < 1465321286 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :wait, interplanetary space < 1465321289 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :they've added that? < 1465321780 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes of cource you can visit variousplants < 1465321785 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :*planets < 1465321845 0 :xkapastel!uid17782@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-vegquneiizlhfhxy JOIN :#esoteric < 1465322020 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Special:Log/newusers14]]4 create10 02 5* 03DigitoriiX 5* 10New user account < 1465322245 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :and i installed some mods that add a bunch of new planets < 1465322373 0 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :`unicode U+0130 < 1465322384 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​İ < 1465322389 0 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :urgh < 1465322405 0 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :my unicode is still borked < 1465322406 0 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :whyyyy < 1465322425 0 :Sprocklem!~sprocklem@unaffiliated/sprocklem QUIT :Quit: brb < 1465322444 0 :Sprocklem!~sprocklem@unaffiliated/sprocklem JOIN :#esoteric < 1465322499 0 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh wait, different terminal emulator < 1465322504 0 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe that's it. maybe. < 1465322547 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Try using PieTTY < 1465322653 0 :DigitoriiX!4b805a3c@gateway/web/freenode/ip.75.128.90.60 JOIN :#esoteric < 1465322821 0 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@2a02:1811:d22:cc00:10e5:99c8:1f93:5cf5 JOIN :#esoteric < 1465323609 0 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover JOIN :#esoteric < 1465323627 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1465323949 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover JOIN :#esoteric < 1465324138 0 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover QUIT :Ping timeout: 258 seconds < 1465324337 0 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1465324698 0 :heroux!sandroco@gateway/shell/insomnia247/x-fhirjnjxcjapylns QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1465325117 0 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :`unicode U+0130 < 1465325122 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​İ < 1465325138 0 :heroux!~heroux@gateway/shell/insomnia247/x-dgontoezewjkyaca JOIN :#esoteric < 1465325176 0 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :`unicode U+0130 < 1465325179 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​İ < 1465325208 0 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :`unicode U+0130 < 1465325210 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​İ < 1465325213 0 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :blargh < 1465326268 0 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1465326269 0 :izbr!?@? NICK :izabera < 1465326639 0 :jaboja!~jaboja@2a00:f41:30d1:3c22:de85:deff:fe55:967a QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1465326866 0 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@2a02:1811:d22:cc00:10e5:99c8:1f93:5cf5 QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1465327935 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1465328646 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover JOIN :#esoteric < 1465329138 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Befunge14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=47166&oldid=47161 5* 03Sesshomariu 5* (+176) 10/* Examples */ < 1465329225 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas: how 'bout that olist, huh < 1465329406 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: what about it? < 1465329415 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I asked first. < 1465329568 0 :augur!~augur@c-73-202-137-143.hsd1.ca.comcast.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1465329629 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :1039 has been olisted if that's the question < 1465329637 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, by b_jonas. < 1465329654 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: Redcloak casts some sort of funny life saving spell on himself that I didn't know < 1465329676 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh you're not really talking about the olist < 1465329695 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :which is especially funny if you consider that the M:tG spells with the strange translated names are also lifesaving spells < 1465329703 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do they go into one door per day? < 1465329717 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: no, they just hide, wait, and follow the heros < 1465329726 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :like Tarquin did < 1465329737 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: You're not even in the olist list. < 1465329773 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: hence the misunderstanding... I don't care about the comic < 1465329782 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :so I though "olist" means "olist" < 1465329787 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :thought even < 1465329810 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :and not "latest update to oots" < 1465329855 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, you're apparently interested in olist updates, even if you're not interested in the underlying comic strip. < 1465329859 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`makelist olistlist int-e < 1465329898 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: hey! are you trying to overwrite bin/olistlist ? < 1465329904 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :or does makelist check? < 1465329915 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat bin/olistlist < 1465329918 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :cat: bin/olistlist: No such file or directory < 1465329931 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :more like nolistlist < 1465330181 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://citra-emu.org/ cool < 1465330377 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 JOIN :#esoteric < 1465330709 0 :asie!~asie@asie.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1465330712 0 :asie!~asie@asie.pl PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1465330788 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: I found out something about M:tG today and it sort of shocked me. you might already be aware of it < 1465330804 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: there are German printings of two cards whose German names are identical, despite that their English names differ, and also this German name is identical to the English name of one of those cards. < 1465330828 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: http://magiccards.info/10e/de/290.html http://magiccards.info/m10/de/202.html < 1465330832 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I knew that < 1465330884 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: how common is it? and why are they doing it? is it just a stupid mistake? < 1465330906 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :How do you tell which card a translated card is? < 1465330907 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas: very rare but not unheard of (there are a few similar examples), and mostly it's just by mistake < 1465330921 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does the English name appear somewhere on it? < 1465330935 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :regenerate... regeneration... poor translators! < 1465330936 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: that's actually a really interesting point < 1465330949 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :expansion symbol + collector number would be the obvious way to me < 1465330955 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :but I'm not sure it's applicable in 100% of cases < 1465330970 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :art would be another way, and the way that most players use in practice, but that wouldn't work for promo cards < 1465330994 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :When would it not be applicable? < 1465331028 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :If I remember correctly, officially the name is the only part of a card that really matters? < 1465331042 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :People can paint over the rest of it if they want. Or something like that. < 1465331064 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: the English name is the only part that officially matters < 1465331092 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :and when altering a card, I believe the rule is that you have to leave the name and mana cost visible, and the art has to depict what the card is about < 1465331118 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :(this is why basic lands are the most commonly altered cards; if you alter a Forest, you just have to draw a forest, and there are a huge number of ways to do that) < 1465331119 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :But the official art rarely depicts what a card is about. < 1465331145 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes, this is why altering is difficult < 1465331148 0 :xkapastel!uid17782@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-vegquneiizlhfhxy QUIT :Quit: Connection closed for inactivity < 1465331153 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :for cards that depict a story character it isn't too hard < 1465331187 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Anyway, if you have cards with identical non-English names, it seems like it would be problematic to alter them. < 1465331295 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: old cards don't have collector numbers, but old cards also don't have translated versions, and I'm not sure how these compare in time < 1465331321 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :very old cards don't have expansion symbols < 1465331342 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm, there's a promotional card printed in Hebrew. < 1465331381 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: why it looks strange to me is that Regenerate is from M10, so I'd have thought at that point they were paying attention to these sorts of things < 1465331397 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.trollandtoad.com/p123476.html < 1465331398 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :TG < 1465331405 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas: I get the impression that Wizards is severely understaffed < 1465331457 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://magiccards.info/query?q=staff < 1465331461 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Only 18 results. < 1465331479 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :And "Staff of the X Magus" were all terrible. < 1465331538 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't even understand those cards. < 1465331541 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Wizards.com is down for routine server maintenance." < 1465331543 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: those are apparently intentionally bad cards made to appeal to new players < 1465331553 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :they write articles about them on occasion < 1465331566 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think I put one in my early decks. < 1465331571 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: a promo card in hebrew? wow < 1465331575 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :I never heard of that < 1465331579 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :there was a previous cycle with that purpose, "whenever a player casts a red spell you gain 1 life" etc. < 1465331596 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :but it turned out to be fringe playable in very centralized metagames < 1465331604 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :if you were playing red and your opponent was playing a red-based burn deck < 1465331605 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :ais523: sure, Kraken's Eye cycle. I have thos < 1465331617 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas: http://www.snazzorama.com/magic/lang/ < 1465331666 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: I think I'm the only player in my group who sometimes plays with foreign language cards, and even I have very few of them < 1465331684 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :only about a dozen, and some of them I have already replaced by English ones < 1465331690 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :I prefer English cards < 1465331691 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Use it if you have a lot of red cards, especially if you are not playing any white cards too < 1465331698 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :in other news, I visited a site with JavaScript turned off < 1465331714 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :and the only thing visible was a link to http://www.whatbrowser.org/ , which I found hilariously passive-agressive < 1465331718 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :*aggressive < 1465331745 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :(turns out there was other text in the page, saying something like "you need a browser that supports JavaScript to view this page", but it was accidentally black on black, presumably they don't test the page with JS off very often) < 1465331765 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :the irony here is that whatbrowser doesn't really work with JavaScript turned off either < 1465331771 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :and thus is a very bad link to use for that purpose < 1465331799 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :what the heck is whatbrowser? < 1465331863 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: wait what? that page seems to tell only how to identify the _language_ of the card from the card. how is that even useful? < 1465331872 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :I assumed it was trying to tell how to identify what card it is < 1465331878 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :like, the English name of the card < 1465331916 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas: I was confused by the same thing. < 1465331932 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas: But I just linked to it for the list of five one-off cards. < 1465331956 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: ah! < 1465331956 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas: I don't know, I'd never seen it before < 1465331958 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 PRIVMSG #esoteric :but I linked it earlier < 1465331987 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :"The following five promotional cards are each printed in a language that no other cards are. From left to right, the languages are Hebrew, Arabic, Sanskrit, Classical Greek, and Latin." < 1465332000 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :and they're not even Un-promos < 1465332019 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Anyway we never used non-English cards. < 1465332029 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :We only used cards from booster boxes, in fact. < 1465332050 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because we felt like WotC wasn't making nearly enough money, I guess. < 1465332075 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: aren't there foreign language booster boxes? I mean, I think that's where most foreign language cards come from < 1465332087 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, yes. < 1465332124 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :But I suspect that English-speaking players who use non-English cards usually get them individually, not in boxes. < 1465332146 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's very lucky there are no hungarian language cards. if there were, I'd be flooded with stupid translated cards probably. < 1465332217 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :Munchkin has hungarian translation, but luckily it's not a collectible cg < 1465332223 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I kind of want to get the Hebrew card. < 1465332239 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess it's not even Modern-legal. < 1465332248 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I could make a Commander deck. < 1465332276 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :and munchkin has a card that gets a bonus against creatures whose names start with a letter "J" < 1465332325 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://magiccards.info/ptc/en/17.html => yep < 1465332991 0 :idris-bot!~idris-bot@dslb-084-062-090-098.084.062.pools.vodafone-ip.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1465333848 0 :ais523!~ais523@unaffiliated/ais523 QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1465336737 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :whoa whoa whoa < 1465336743 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`smlist kickstarter < 1465336757 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :smlist kickstarter: shachaf monqy elliott mnoqy < 1465336783 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`smlist 438 < 1465336789 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :smlist 438: shachaf monqy elliott mnoqy < 1465336790 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`smlist 439 < 1465336791 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :smlist 439: shachaf monqy elliott mnoqy < 1465337000 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa::f63 QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1465337280 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 276 seconds < 1465337410 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b JOIN :#esoteric < 1465338378 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1465338431 0 :spiette!~spiette@x-132-204-251-254.xtpr.umontreal.ca QUIT :Quit: :qa! < 1465338809 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf, you're the only person on this list still in the channel < 1465338818 0 :qrf!scum@unaffiliated/yw JOIN :#esoteric < 1465338834 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sure. < 1465338846 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: people might be reading under another name or from the logs < 1465338846 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :But if I keep up the notifications other people might get interested. < 1465338855 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: Which list? < 1465338861 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: There's a list? < 1465338864 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I WANT TO SEE THE LIST < 1465338865 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: I mean, I have some alternate nicknames highlighting me < 1465338868 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: smlist < 1465338872 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`smlist < 1465338875 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :smlist: shachaf monqy elliott mnoqy < 1465338879 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Um. < 1465338881 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: HEY! don't do that < 1465338881 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas: What's smlist? < 1465338887 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: `? smlist tells < 1465338888 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Don't `anylist if there's no actual update. < 1465338890 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's very rude. < 1465338893 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? smlist < 1465338894 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :`pbflist < 1465338894 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Non-update notification for the webcomic Super Mega. < 1465338895 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :pbflist: shachaf Sgeo quintopia ion b_jonas < 1465338902 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh < 1465338911 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: I didn't know what smlist does < 1465338916 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: Sorry < 1465338920 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: That one's already been listed. < 1465338922 0 :sheldon!~sheldon@ip5f5ad573.dynamic.kabel-deutschland.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1465338928 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :If you mean 275. < 1465338931 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :lp00^ < 1465338936 0 :sheldon!~sheldon@ip5f5ad573.dynamic.kabel-deutschland.de QUIT :Client Quit < 1465338937 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh well < 1465338962 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :there is a feature for that now < 1465338965 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :afaict < 1465338983 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? pbflist < 1465338986 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :pbflist is update notification for the Perry Bible Fellowship webcomic. http://pbfcomics.com/ < 1465339000 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`culprits wisdom/smlist < 1465339010 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :does putting the number after it prevent it being sent more than once? < 1465339010 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why doesn't it say "smlist is ...", `learn-style? < 1465339016 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e < 1465339020 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :No. < 1465339026 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, unless people read the logs. < 1465339039 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Where can I find the amazing, god-like software used in http://xkcd.com/1690/? < 1465339045 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :that seems like a useful feature. < 1465339071 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :quintopia: fix it < 1465339083 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :i suck at the bashes < 1465339087 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :If you fix it we should talk about how lists work. < 1465339095 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :quintopia: `learn < 1465339096 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because really they ought to share code. < 1465339110 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: well, there's an mklist < 1465339119 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Right, but mklist just copies. < 1465339121 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas: 'an'? < 1465339123 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: www.rescuetime.com < 1465339136 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :So you can't retroactively change list code. < 1465339138 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: oh, you mean they should share code where you give a number and if that number was already listed for that list then it doesn't ping anyone? < 1465339150 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :or if you want something custom and manual: http://messymatters.com/tagtime/ < 1465339158 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :The point is that the list code should only exist in one place in HackEgo. < 1465339170 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: ah, you mean good practices like code reuse < 1465339171 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1465339185 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :quintopia: And how does it detect that I'm e.g. going through all the star wars movies and digitally replacing all of the lightsabres with regular metal swords? < 1465339187 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas: that is what i'd like to have yes < 1465339191 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is it... is it Strong AI? < 1465339198 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :So with the current scheme, a list might be something like 'name="$1"; shift; exec runlist "$name" "$@"' < 1465339217 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: TagTime does that, if you manually enter a tag to track that activity < 1465339227 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf, quintopia: feel free to fix them, but I think it should be "$*" instead of "$1" < 1465339229 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :quintopia: Oh, that's boring < 1465339234 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :although it probably doesn't matter < 1465339241 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :since it's invoked with backtick usually < 1465339254 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :only passes one arg < 1465339261 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :so scratch that < 1465339270 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :"$1" is fine < 1465339304 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :And then runlist would be something like 'grep -q "$2" share/listarchive/"$1" && exit; echo "$1" > share/listarchive/"$1"; tail -n+2 bin/"$1"' < 1465339316 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Of course at that point there's no need to use this ridiculous self-modifying code scheme. < 1465339335 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: grep -qx probably < 1465339339 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :You can just have share/list/smlist containing usernames or something. < 1465339342 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: This is #esoteric, so yes there is. < 1465339345 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas: Look, that's why I said "something like". < 1465339349 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1465339359 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: I wrote that self-modifying thing in the first place. < 1465339376 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: as you have so astutely noted, anything less manual is AI-hard, and frankly, its existence would be terrifying < 1465339399 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: and you'd probably have to do something with empty or no argument < 1465339399 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas: Also I mean 'echo "$2" >>', not 'echo "$1" >' < 1465339410 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Look, that's why I said "something like". < 1465339415 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :I know < 1465339434 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :I just wonder what the semantics for that should be < 1465339437 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :is it wrong for b_jonas to suggest what space "something like" could span? < 1465339445 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :If you want to revamp lists, you should gopher it. < 1465339485 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't have talent or a gopher client < 1465339503 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Then go for it. < 1465339548 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'll go away from it < 1465340359 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :``` perl -e 'for $l (glob("bin/*list")) { open$i,"<",$l or die; q[echo -n "$(basename "$0")${@:+ }$@: "; tail -n+2 "$0" | xargs; exit]."\n" eq <$i> and print $l,"\n"; }' < 1465340361 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :bin/aglist \ bin/bardsworthlist \ bin/ehlist \ bin/emptylist \ bin/erflist \ bin/flist \ bin/ioccccccccclist \ bin/keenlist \ bin/llist \ bin/olist \ bin/pbflist \ bin/slist \ bin/smlist \ bin/wrlist < 1465340376 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :``` perl -e 'for $l (glob("bin/*list")) { open$i,"<",$l or die; q[echo -n "$(basename "$0")${@:+ }$@: "; tail -n+2 "$0" | xargs; exit]."\n" eq <$i> or print $l,"\n"; }' < 1465340377 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :bin/danddreclist \ bin/don'taskdon'ttellllllllist \ bin/dontaskdonttelllllllist \ bin/FireFlist \ bin/list \ bin/listlist \ bin/makelist \ bin/mlist \ bin/testlist < 1465340384 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :just to see what we should replace < 1465340389 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also I hope it's not written in Perl. < 1465340402 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: what's not written in perl? < 1465340415 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :The list replacement. < 1465340428 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: there isn't one yet < 1465340433 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Right. < 1465340438 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do you prefer future tense? < 1465340443 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I hope it won't be written in Perl. < 1465340524 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :I hope it will not have been written in Perl. (have some future perfect!) < 1465340596 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :where do we put execuables that shouldn't be executed directly? we don't have a libexec directory < 1465340605 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :the list replacement backend (that each list invokes) should be there < 1465340616 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think it's fine to put in in bin/ < 1465340622 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: nah, bin's in the path < 1465340627 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :So? < 1465340630 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :this shouldn't be in the path < 1465340638 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just give it a long name. < 1465340643 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :I could create a directory under lib or under share < 1465340663 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? keenlist < 1465340665 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :keenlist is notification for when Tom Hall finally acquires the necessary intellectual property rights to create the videogame series Commander Keen: The Universe is Toast < 1465340681 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh I knew that... didn't remember though < 1465340692 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think I'm the culprit of that one < 1465340693 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`culprits lib < 1465340707 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan oerjan oerjan elliott kmc kmc ais523 ais523 elliott FreeFull oerjan FreeFull Gregor nitia < 1465340729 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas: Is keenlist a one-time list? < 1465340738 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: probably yes < 1465340739 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :We've had others, like slist. < 1465340746 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? slist < 1465340747 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Self-deleting is a useful feature. < 1465340748 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Update notification for the webcomic Homestuck. < 1465340751 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` rm canary; keenlist < 1465340755 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :keenlist: b_jonas < 1465340768 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :. o O ( there are no one-time lists ) < 1465340809 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :but this one isn't self-deleting anyway < 1465340824 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Right. < 1465340834 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :A true self-deleting list ought to touch canary as well. < 1465340850 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: what does canary even do? < 1465340856 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :and what does touching canary do? < 1465340863 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, I should turn the order around... thanks < 1465340898 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :HackEgo won't commit your changes if canary doesn't exist. < 1465340908 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: ah! < 1465340908 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :the canary detects that the coal mine is running low on oxygen < 1465340929 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: should be called davy-lamp then < 1465340953 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :mostly it's a basic protection against rm -rf / kind of stuff < 1465340973 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: yeah < 1465340989 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: but how does touching help? ah... right < 1465341004 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :in case you deleted it < 1465341006 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf brought up touching < 1465341034 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :which means I should rm it afterwards... or perhaps mv it away so that making it a directory doesn't help either... hmmmmmmm < 1465341049 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: rm;mkdir it, that's probably safer < 1465341059 0 :augur!~augur@c-73-202-137-143.hsd1.ca.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1465341062 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :or, um < 1465341070 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :``` ls -dl canary < 1465341075 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​-rw-r--r-- 1 5000000000 0 39 Jun 7 22:10 canary < 1465341078 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes, tha < 1465341104 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :ls --downlow < 1465341120 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :what < 1465341152 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas: I want it to be gone. < 1465341158 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I've been trying to think of ways to delete canary. < 1465341160 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas: shachaf is the one who wanted to create it < 1465341179 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :``` rm canary && mkdir canary < 1465341183 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :rm: cannot remove `canary': Is a directory < 1465341191 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :``` ls -dl canary < 1465341194 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :drwxr-xr-x 2 5000000000 0 4096 Jun 7 22:12 canary < 1465341202 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Thanks for breaking revert. < 1465341214 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :``` rmdir canary && touch canary < 1465341216 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :rmdir: failed to remove `canary': No such file or directory < 1465341219 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :``` ls -dl canary < 1465341221 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ls: cannot access canary: No such file or directory < 1465341233 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :whoa whoa whoa < 1465341244 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` touch AAAARGH < 1465341247 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1465341257 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` ls -ld canary < 1465341261 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ls: cannot access canary: No such file or directory < 1465341263 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :``` echo -n > canary < 1465341266 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1465341268 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :``` ls -dl canary < 1465341270 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​-rw-r--r-- 1 5000000000 0 0 Jun 7 22:13 canary < 1465341286 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :``` stat canary < 1465341288 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​ File: `canary' \ Size: 0 Blocks: 0 IO Block: 1024 regular empty file \ Device: 12h/18d Inode: 672260 Links: 1 \ Access: (0644/-rw-r--r--) Uid: ( 500000000/ UNKNOWN) Gid: ( 0/ UNKNOWN) \ Access: 2016-06-07 22:13:53.000000000000000 +000000000 \ Modify: 2016-06-07 22:13:52.00000000000000000000 +00000000 \ Change: < 1465341323 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` ls -la /dev/urandom < 1465341324 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :crw-rw-rw- 1 0 0 1, 9 Jan 29 2014 /dev/urandom < 1465341381 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` mktemp aXXXXXX < 1465341386 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :aeDAGoZ < 1465341394 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`revert < 1465341395 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` ls -lart | tail -n1 < 1465341398 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :drwxr-xr-x 15 0 0 0 Jun 7 22:16 .. < 1465341411 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :rm: cannot remove `/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/env/.hg/store/data/canary.orig': Is a directory \ Done. < 1465341460 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`sorry < 1465341462 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: sorry: not found < 1465341481 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot, are you ok? < 1465341481 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas: i told haskell to print the type in any binding form. k is bound to some initialization at loadtime < 1465341484 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? shavention < 1465341485 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :shaventions include: before/lastfiles, culprits, hog/hogue, le//rn, *list, mk/mkx, sled/sedlast, spore/spam/speek/sport/1. Taneb invented them. < 1465341495 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: with monotype restriction? < 1465341508 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :uh < 1465341514 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`sled wisdom/shavention//s/\*list, // < 1465341518 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :wisdom/shavention//shaventions include: before/lastfiles, culprits, hog/hogue, le//rn, mk/mkx, sled/sedlast, spore/spam/speek/sport/1. Taneb invented them. < 1465341524 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas: now you have to reinvent lists hth < 1465341549 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: Did you invent shaving? < 1465341561 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quote invent anything < 1465341562 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :1278) Morning G'daneb invent anything good overnight? I don't know yet, I haven't read the logs < 1465341584 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf, I did not invent shaving, otherwise I'd be better at it < 1465341612 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :@time Taneb < 1465341612 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :Local time for Taneb is Tue Jun 07 23:20:11 < 1465341637 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: Sometimes the first person to do something is the worst at it. < 1465341649 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Since everyone else is standing on the shoulders of giant Tanebs. < 1465341672 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :@devils lawyer < 1465341673 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :*** "lawyer" devil "The Devil's Dictionary (1881-1906)" < 1465341673 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :LAWYER, n. One skilled in circumvention of the law. < 1465341673 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : < 1465341682 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :why the extra newline... < 1465341783 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1465341817 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1465341825 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? automatic squirrel feeder < 1465341829 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Automatic squirrel feeders are just feeders in the category of automatic squirrels. Taneb invented them. < 1465341901 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :who are the squirrels fed to? < 1465341907 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? english < 1465341909 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :english? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1465342026 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`perl -e chdir "wisdom" or die; for $w (map {glob} qw"* */* */*/*") { if (open my$i,"<",$w) { local $/; my$t=<$i>; $t=~/invent/ai && $t=~/\btaneb/ai and print "|$w "; } } < 1465342030 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​|automatic squirrel feeder |bbc |bdsm |bogosort |chu space |ci |costume |d-module |deniability |fundamental theorem of taneb |go |histogram |nih |nooodle |persistence |progres |real |shavention |stephen wolfram |tanebvention |tetris |the reals |the torus |the universe |this sentence |torus |universe |weetoflake |wolfram < 1465342031 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? wolfram < 1465342033 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Stephen Wolfram is an esolanger with too much money and power. Taneb invented him. < 1465342037 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? go < 1465342039 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Go is a common verbal game programming language invented by the Germanic Taneb tribes in the strategic territories of East Asia. < 1465342044 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? d-module < 1465342046 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :D-modules are just modules over the ring of differential operators. Taneb invented them. < 1465342047 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`learn English is an inherently ambiguous context-sensitive language that is too powerful to fully describe itself. < 1465342047 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? costume < 1465342054 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Costumes are used for cosplay. Taneb sometimes invents them. < 1465342057 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Learned 'english': English is an inherently ambiguous context-sensitive language that is too powerful to fully describe itself. < 1465342065 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? historgram < 1465342066 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? nih < 1465342066 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :historgram? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1465342068 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :NIH was /not/ invented by Taneb. < 1465342073 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? fundamental theorem of taneb < 1465342075 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :The Fundamental Theorem of Taneb states that for all strings S, if S describes a thing, then it is provable that Taneb invented the thing described by S; and, furthermore, that it is provable that there exists a string T that describes a thing that Taneb did not invent. < 1465342079 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? histogram < 1465342081 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Histograms are diagrams showing histamine levels. Taneb invented them. < 1465342083 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: the squirrels are fed to the automats hth. < 1465342107 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? chu space < 1465342108 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :A Chu space is just a matrix. Taneb invented them, then Chu stole his invention. < 1465342109 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? torus < 1465342112 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Topologically, a torus is just a torus. Taneb invented it. < 1465342119 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? the reals < 1465342120 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: darn. I was picturing things of nightmares... like the teletubbies. < 1465342120 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :The reals are an overt complete ordered Brazilian currency invented by Taneb in 1994. < 1465342156 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh < 1465342172 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? teletubbies < 1465342174 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :teletubbies? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1465342177 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? lie algebra < 1465342178 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :A Lie algebra is what you get if you take the region infinitesimally close to the identity of a Lie group and blow it up to normal size. < 1465342206 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :... it's the opposite of a Truth algebra. < 1465342212 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :did taneb invent lie algebras? < 1465342221 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :or teletubbies? < 1465342223 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? tanebventions < 1465342226 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Tanebventions include D-modules, Chu spaces, automatic squirrel feeders, the torus, gazpacho, Stephen Wolfram, Go, submarine jousting, the universe, weetoflakes, persistence, the reals, Lambek's lemma, histograms, the BBC, progress, and this sentence. He never invents anything involving sex. < 1465342236 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas, this time next year I'll have invented Lie algebras < 1465342240 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm. Taneb vented. < 1465342275 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? venture < 1465342287 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :venture? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1465342331 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qvCQv-CDr4 < 1465342406 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now I want to connect venture capital, venting (which has to do with hot air), bubbles, and stock market bubble in partiuclar. < 1465342473 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :but good night < 1465342560 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :bonne nuint-e! < 1465342623 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :``` >>wisdom/it echo -n "Taneb invented it. " < 1465342629 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1465342715 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? submarine jousting < 1465342717 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :submarine jousting? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1465342725 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :^ should this have a wisomd entry? or is it a better joke unexplained? < 1465342744 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :um, I mean, as an in-joke whose explanation we don't reveal < 1465342772 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :(though the diligent can find it if they search the channel logs carefully) < 1465342798 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? Lambek's lemma < 1465342799 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Lambek's lemma? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1465342806 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`le/rn submarine jousting/This is unexplainable. < 1465342811 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Learned «submarine jousting» < 1465342814 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :I've no idea what Lambek's lemma is though < 1465342854 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb: did you tanebvent lambek? < 1465342865 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1465342867 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: um, could you put that in a format where it has "submarine jousting", like "submarine jousting is unexplainable"? < 1465342885 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh hm. indeed. < 1465342897 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? tolkien < 1465342898 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? ring < 1465342899 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :tolkien? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1465342900 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Addition, subtraction and multiplication have a certain ring to them. < 1465342900 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? one ring < 1465342901 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`le/rn submarine jousting/submarine jousting is unexplainable. < 1465342904 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them < 1465342906 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Relearned «submarine jousting» < 1465342940 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? evil < 1465342941 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :evil? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1465342941 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? evil twin < 1465342943 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :evil twin? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1465342948 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? oerjan < 1465342949 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Your mysterious adjectival cackling overlord emeritus oerjan is a lazy expert in future computation. Also a Precambrian Norwegian who mildly dislikes Roald Dahl with a passion. Lately when he tries to remember a word, "amortized" pops up instead. His arch-nemesis is Betty Crocker. < 1465343180 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Evil" is how you write "live" backward. < 1465343277 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan lives far away in the Land of the Frost Giants. he's probably a unique monster himself, reachable through a long, arduous sidequesr. < 1465343290 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/sr/st/ < 1465343368 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think I figured out the problem with my NTSC decoder and fixed it now. < 1465343418 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :helloily < 1465343457 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :quinthellopia < 1465343482 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Huh. Googolplexigong is a number < 1465343491 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :10^10^100_000 < 1465343561 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Aww, ##googology is barely occupied < 1465343570 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :4 people, including me < 1465343574 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :And ChanServ < 1465343591 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: oerjan is not actually reachable by any means, even visiting Niflheim in person < 1465343624 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :darn. < 1465343629 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :you can only cast magical IRC spells in his direction and hope some of them are overheard from such a distance < 1465343702 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :so here comes that weekend where you're free and i'm not < 1465343711 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm p much never free weekends anymore! < 1465343714 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION swings his mapole in the Summoning Dance. «y'où'c'que t'es rendu?»
< 1465343717 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :always doing things! < 1465343720 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :noooooooooo! < 1465343737 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :if you teleport to philadelphia you might find me < 1465343786 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :you're in philly now? what is the nearest airport? < 1465343825 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.googolplexwrittenout.com/ < 1465343943 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oooh, a googolplex is equivalent to ten trillitrestrigintatrecentillitrestrigintatrecentillitrestrigintatrecentillitrestrigintatrecentillitrestrigintatrecentillitrestrigintatrecentillitrestrigintatrecentillitrestrigintatrecentillitrestrigintatrecentillitrestrigintatrecentillitrestrigintatrecentillitrestrigintatrecentillitrestrigintatrecentillitrestrigintatrecentillitrestrigintatrecentillitrestrigintatrecentillitrestrigintatrecentillitrest < 1465343943 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :rigintatrecentillitrestrigintatrecentillitrestrigintatrecentillitrestrigintatrecentillitrestrigintatrecentillitrestrigintatrecentillitrestrigintatrecentillitrestrigintatrecentillitrestrigintatrecentillitrestrigintatrecentillitrestrigintatrecentillitrestrigintatrecentillitrestrigintatrecentillitrestrigintatrecentillitrestrigintatrecentilliduotrigintatrecentillion < 1465343971 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(under Conway/Guy)