< 1466294592 0 :Lord_of_Life!Elite12246@gateway/shell/elitebnc/x-xshzekjeubddxcud JOIN :#esoteric < 1466294718 0 :MoALTz!~no@78-11-183-124.static.ip.netia.com.pl QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1466295371 0 :Lord_of_Life!Elite12246@gateway/shell/elitebnc/x-xshzekjeubddxcud QUIT :Quit: EliteBNC free bnc service - http://elitebnc.org - be a part of the Elite! < 1466295885 0 :sebbu!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1466296234 0 :sebbu!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu JOIN :#esoteric < 1466297414 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :im reading ethereum drama and seeing them describe javascript as 'low-level' < 1466297427 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think basically JS just distorts reality away from all that is sane and good < 1466297463 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I am not sure why they describe JavaScript as "low-level". < 1466297592 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :There are a few problems with JavaScript such as automatic-semicolon-insertion, but mostly it is OK I think. But some things are better programmed in other programming languages such as C or assembly language. < 1466297714 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :(A few of the other problems would be that it lacks macros and goto) < 1466297731 0 :lamer14662894610!?@? NICK :moonythedwarf < 1466297805 0 :moonythedwarf!~jircii@tx-76-1-76-160.dhcp.embarqhsd.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :im starting to like lde < 1466297808 0 :moonythedwarf!~jircii@tx-76-1-76-160.dhcp.embarqhsd.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :*lxde < 1466297828 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: Javascript, low level? < 1466297833 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :What madness. < 1466297913 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :the funny part is that they are (correctly) calling the ethereum community a pack of script kiddies who know fuck all about actual coding, whilst showing that they themselves know fuck all about actual coding < 1466297915 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I use a window manager without a desktop environment. < 1466297943 0 :Melvar`!~melvar@dslb-178-004-080-136.178.004.pools.vodafone-ip.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1466297974 0 :moonythedwarf!~jircii@tx-76-1-76-160.dhcp.embarqhsd.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Generally, im trying to get a IDE running < 1466297975 0 :Melvar!~melvar@dslb-178-004-080-136.178.004.pools.vodafone-ip.de QUIT :Disconnected by services < 1466297979 0 :Melvar`!?@? NICK :Melvar < 1466297987 0 :moonythedwarf!~jircii@tx-76-1-76-160.dhcp.embarqhsd.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :is there one that works good with LXDE? < 1466297993 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :IDE for what? < 1466298000 0 :moonythedwarf!~jircii@tx-76-1-76-160.dhcp.embarqhsd.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :C/C++ < 1466298031 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't know; I don't use LXDE or any other desktop environment, nor do I use any IDE. < 1466298050 0 :idris-bot!~idris-bot@dslb-178-004-080-136.178.004.pools.vodafone-ip.de QUIT :Ping timeout: 258 seconds < 1466298118 0 :idris-bot!~idris-bot@dslb-178-004-080-136.178.004.pools.vodafone-ip.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1466298243 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :i just... oh my god why would you invent money governed by autonomous code running with no oversight and then say "i know what language we'll use for this! JS!" < 1466298281 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't know? It doesn't make much sense to me < 1466298632 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? klein bottle < 1466298686 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :A Klein bottle is like a torus, but more insidious. Taneb tried to invent it, but got trapped inside. < 1466298698 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan++ # excellent unintentional pun < 1466298761 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :which pun? < 1466298834 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :The last word of the first sentence. < 1466298860 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh right he claimed that it was unintentional < 1466298869 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :I found that hard to believe < 1466300378 0 :spockers_!?@? NICK :spockers < 1466301012 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1466302186 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1466302194 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's always annoying when 9/11 is referred to as "the most defining event of the century" < 1466302206 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I mean, what was the most defining event of the 20th century? < 1466302357 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :21st century, no? < 1466302935 0 :lamer14662988574!~jircii@tx-76-1-76-160.dhcp.embarqhsd.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1466303031 0 :moonythedwarf!~jircii@tx-76-1-76-160.dhcp.embarqhsd.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1466303070 0 :lamer14662988574!~jircii@tx-76-1-76-160.dhcp.embarqhsd.net QUIT :Client Quit < 1466303112 0 :Lord_of_Life!Elite12246@gateway/shell/elitebnc/x-cxuxetahyokrzvpt JOIN :#esoteric < 1466303150 0 :moonythedwarf!~jircii@tx-76-1-76-160.dhcp.embarqhsd.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1466303770 0 :Lord_of_Life!Elite12246@gateway/shell/elitebnc/x-cxuxetahyokrzvpt QUIT :Quit: EliteBNC free bnc service - http://elitebnc.org - be a part of the Elite! < 1466304672 0 :Lord_of_Life!Elite12246@gateway/shell/elitebnc/x-rwhwwwcoirkprwzd JOIN :#esoteric < 1466305125 0 :Lord_of_Life!Elite12246@gateway/shell/elitebnc/x-rwhwwwcoirkprwzd QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1466305717 0 :FredStockton!~BlueDoor@2601:405:8502:4a0:d8bb:5a8c:1e14:8968 JOIN :#esoteric < 1466306449 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1466306847 0 :FredStockton!~BlueDoor@2601:405:8502:4a0:d8bb:5a8c:1e14:8968 PART #esoteric : < 1466306884 0 :lambda-11235!~lambda-11@208-186-48-19.101netlink.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1466307134 0 :augur!~augur@c-73-15-30-163.hsd1.ca.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1466307732 0 :Lord_of_Life!Elite12246@gateway/shell/elitebnc/x-efzmlawtclhawktm JOIN :#esoteric < 1466307838 0 :augur!~augur@c-73-15-30-163.hsd1.ca.comcast.net QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1466308201 0 :Lord_of_Life!Elite12246@gateway/shell/elitebnc/x-efzmlawtclhawktm QUIT :Quit: EliteBNC free bnc service - http://elitebnc.org - be a part of the Elite! < 1466308445 0 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-18e43ef5.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1466308454 0 :augur!~augur@c-73-15-30-163.hsd1.ca.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1466308668 0 :augur!~augur@c-73-15-30-163.hsd1.ca.comcast.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1466308909 0 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :What *was* the most defining event of the 20th century? < 1466308911 0 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hiroshima? < 1466309115 0 :augur!~augur@c-73-15-30-163.hsd1.ca.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1466309341 0 :lamer14663052626!~jircii@tx-76-1-76-160.dhcp.embarqhsd.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1466309352 0 :Lord_of_Life!Elite12246@gateway/shell/elitebnc/x-olksdxrkdnspwdun JOIN :#esoteric < 1466309406 0 :lamer14663052626!?@? NICK :moon_ < 1466309424 0 :moon_!~jircii@tx-76-1-76-160.dhcp.embarqhsd.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I now offically LOVE linux < 1466309485 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :OK. What kind of distribution and software and so on are you using? < 1466309513 0 :moonythedwarf!~jircii@tx-76-1-76-160.dhcp.embarqhsd.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1466309576 0 :xkapastel!uid17782@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cklxfppdbderikjw JOIN :#esoteric < 1466309711 0 :augur!~augur@c-73-15-30-163.hsd1.ca.comcast.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1466309722 0 :moon_!~jircii@tx-76-1-76-160.dhcp.embarqhsd.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Debian LXDE/Terminal Editor: Nano/Kdevelop etc etc < 1466309745 0 :moon_!~jircii@tx-76-1-76-160.dhcp.embarqhsd.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also, i have yet to get it on a actual pc ): im stuck with guest additions < 1466309773 0 :Lord_of_Life!Elite12246@gateway/shell/elitebnc/x-olksdxrkdnspwdun QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1466310021 0 :moon_!~jircii@tx-76-1-76-160.dhcp.embarqhsd.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :well now my internet is being annoying and i running at 20 kb/s )= < 1466310448 0 :augur!~augur@c-73-15-30-163.hsd1.ca.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1466310522 0 :Lord_of_Life!Elite12246@gateway/shell/elitebnc/x-qhvaaejxmasgvcia JOIN :#esoteric < 1466310644 0 :variable!~variable@freebsd/developer/variable JOIN :#esoteric < 1466310861 0 :Lord_of_Life!Elite12246@gateway/shell/elitebnc/x-qhvaaejxmasgvcia QUIT :Ping timeout: 258 seconds < 1466311101 0 :augur!~augur@c-73-15-30-163.hsd1.ca.comcast.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1466311204 0 :moon_!~jircii@tx-76-1-76-160.dhcp.embarqhsd.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Seamless mode helps alot < 1466311295 0 :augur!~augur@c-73-15-30-163.hsd1.ca.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1466312352 0 :Lord_of_Life!Elite12246@gateway/shell/elitebnc/x-pbbzmzjdqbelepes JOIN :#esoteric < 1466312720 0 :Lord_of_Life!Elite12246@gateway/shell/elitebnc/x-pbbzmzjdqbelepes QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1466313174 0 :variable!~variable@freebsd/developer/variable QUIT :Quit: 1 found in /dev/zero < 1466313343 0 :Destructible!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 JOIN :#esoteric < 1466313425 0 :Destructible!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1466313460 0 :Destructible!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ello? < 1466313491 0 :Destructible!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 PRIVMSG #esoteric :anybody? < 1466313492 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1466313496 0 :Destructible!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 PRIVMSG #esoteric :yay < 1466313501 0 :Destructible!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi izabera < 1466313512 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :yo < 1466313531 0 :moon_!~jircii@tx-76-1-76-160.dhcp.embarqhsd.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi izabera < 1466313537 0 :Destructible!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi moon_ < 1466313538 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :hello < 1466313595 0 :Destructible!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 PRIVMSG #esoteric :so, I had an idea for an esolang again < 1466313605 0 :moon_!~jircii@tx-76-1-76-160.dhcp.embarqhsd.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :what is it < 1466313615 0 :Destructible!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 PRIVMSG #esoteric :in a nutshell < 1466313625 0 :Destructible!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 PRIVMSG #esoteric :functions that call functions that call functions < 1466313637 0 :moon_!~jircii@tx-76-1-76-160.dhcp.embarqhsd.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :functions only? < 1466313641 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :And then what? < 1466313654 0 :moon_!~jircii@tx-76-1-76-160.dhcp.embarqhsd.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Functions only has been done < 1466313669 0 :Destructible!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1466313671 0 :Destructible!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I know < 1466313689 0 :Destructible!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 PRIVMSG #esoteric :the idea is that the main code can only be so long < 1466313696 0 :Destructible!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 PRIVMSG #esoteric :like, 10 characters or something < 1466313711 0 :Destructible!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 PRIVMSG #esoteric :and so functions have to be used, to contain the code < 1466313723 0 :Destructible!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 PRIVMSG #esoteric :but functions also have a ten character limit < 1466313735 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think that is also done, kind of < 1466313746 0 :Destructible!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe < 1466313806 0 :moon_!~jircii@tx-76-1-76-160.dhcp.embarqhsd.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :sounds like minimalized functonalized C < 1466314128 0 :Destructible!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1466314146 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1466314182 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :myname: My point was (a) it's 2016, we don't know what the defining event of the century is and (b) even if it was 2100, we probably couldn't name the most defining event of the modern era < 1466314191 0 :clog!~nef@bespin.org QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1466314242 0 :Lord_of_Life!Elite12246@gateway/shell/elitebnc/x-vuktewteeoldbtoz JOIN :#esoteric < 1466314314 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Radical centrism" < 1466314533 0 :APic!apic@apic.name QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1466314557 0 :Lord_of_Life!Elite12246@gateway/shell/elitebnc/x-vuktewteeoldbtoz QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1466314723 0 :APic!apic@apic.name JOIN :#esoteric < 1466314885 0 :Destructible!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 JOIN :#esoteric < 1466314942 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :The head of Human Resources at a company should have the title ASE (All-Seeing Eye) < 1466315023 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"However, there are no fnords in the advertisements" < 1466315028 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :-- Actual Wikipedia Quote < 1466315309 0 :Destructible!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 PRIVMSG #esoteric :really < 1466315658 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Destructible: Yes < 1466315671 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Destructible: Granted, it's the page for the The Illuminatus! Trilogy < 1466315679 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Destructible: Which is what brought 'fnord' into popular usage < 1466315686 0 :Destructible!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok < 1466315772 0 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :didn't it also invent fnord < 1466315793 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :coppro: No, Principia Discordia invented fnord < 1466315832 0 :Lord_of_Life!Elite12246@gateway/shell/elitebnc/x-awkmkbbwwsttwzgy JOIN :#esoteric < 1466316434 0 :clog!~nef@bespin.org JOIN :#esoteric < 1466316483 0 :augur!~augur@c-73-15-30-163.hsd1.ca.comcast.net QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1466316516 0 :augur!~augur@c-73-15-30-163.hsd1.ca.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1466316614 0 :augur!~augur@c-73-15-30-163.hsd1.ca.comcast.net QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1466316624 0 :Destructible!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 PRIVMSG #esoteric :p < 1466316861 0 :augur!~augur@2601:645:c000:181b:7c3b:a522:be38:f86b JOIN :#esoteric < 1466317608 0 :Destructible!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1466317762 0 :moon_!~jircii@tx-76-1-76-160.dhcp.embarqhsd.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1466317802 0 :moon_!~jircii@tx-76-1-76-160.dhcp.embarqhsd.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1466317997 0 :Destructible!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 QUIT :Quit: Page closed < 1466318174 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1466319020 0 :moon_!~jircii@tx-76-1-76-160.dhcp.embarqhsd.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1466319814 0 :augur!~augur@2601:645:c000:181b:7c3b:a522:be38:f86b QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1466321114 0 :augur!~augur@2601:645:c000:181b:8d11:7d3b:f69e:9e36 JOIN :#esoteric < 1466321412 0 :variable!~variable@freebsd/developer/variable JOIN :#esoteric < 1466321617 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.binsim.com/ really interesting < 1466321827 0 :lambda-11235!~lambda-11@208-186-48-19.101netlink.com QUIT :Quit: Bye < 1466322754 0 :LexiciScriptor!~LexiciScr@net-37-116-105-56.cust.vodafonedsl.it JOIN :#esoteric < 1466323241 0 :augur!~augur@2601:645:c000:181b:8d11:7d3b:f69e:9e36 QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1466323684 0 :augur!~augur@c-73-15-30-163.hsd1.ca.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1466323735 0 :Kaynato!~Aedile@cpe-75-187-129-201.neo.res.rr.com QUIT :Ping timeout: 244 seconds < 1466323944 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1466324166 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :*sees square in picture* illuminati debunked < 1466324168 0 :variable!~variable@freebsd/developer/variable QUIT :Quit: 1 found in /dev/zero < 1466325768 0 :augur!~augur@c-73-15-30-163.hsd1.ca.comcast.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1466326491 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1466326556 0 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@94-224-66-163.access.telenet.be JOIN :#esoteric < 1466327364 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's weird how YouTube says a particular channel was active n hours ago, but won't tell you what that activity was- if it wasn't a new video, it isn't listed at all < 1466328745 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hm, perhaps I should roll different first-person personal pronouns into my pronountroll not for usage by myself but by /those addressing me/ < 1466329800 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :The internet is an amazing place < 1466329875 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's always fun to discover something you'd never think was possible that is now profitable < 1466329971 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Like, I would tell you this was an April Fool's joke if I hadn't stumbled across it myself < 1466330343 0 :LexiciScriptor!~LexiciScr@net-37-116-105-56.cust.vodafonedsl.it QUIT :Quit: LexiciScriptor < 1466331334 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1466332222 0 :Destructible!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 JOIN :#esoteric < 1466332224 0 :Destructible!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1466332529 0 :LexiciScriptor!~LexiciScr@net-37-116-105-56.cust.vodafonedsl.it JOIN :#esoteric < 1466332811 0 :Destructible!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1466332837 0 :Destructible!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 QUIT :Quit: Page closed < 1466332895 0 :LexiciScriptor!~LexiciScr@net-37-116-105-56.cust.vodafonedsl.it QUIT :Quit: LexiciScriptor < 1466333023 0 :augur!~augur@c-73-15-30-163.hsd1.ca.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1466333283 0 :augur!~augur@c-73-15-30-163.hsd1.ca.comcast.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 244 seconds < 1466334340 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover JOIN :#esoteric < 1466334401 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://t.co/V1SRLKfCo7 c++ < 1466334553 0 :MoALTz!~no@78-11-183-124.static.ip.netia.com.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1466334668 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :unicode is crazy... though in this particular instance one might question the wisdom of allowing whitespace in identifiers. < 1466334730 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's simple. < 1466334737 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Compiler developers like to remain sane < 1466334743 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`unidecode аa < 1466334761 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :If compiler devs had to keep track of Unicode and decide which characters are "suitable", they'd go nuts. < 1466334767 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​[U+0430 CYRILLIC SMALL LETTER A] [U+0061 LATIN SMALL LETTER A] < 1466334791 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :So they just handle it in UTF-8 and mark 0x80 to 0xFF as ID characters. < 1466334830 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :So if you want to use emoji as variable names... < 1466334833 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :you can < 1466334846 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :The compiler devs just don't care since otherwise they'd go nuts. < 1466334886 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :My main point was that disallowing whitespace would not really solve that problem, since there are distinct unicode codepoints that map to the same glyph anyway < 1466335002 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :gamemanj: you usually can just use a unicode library and say "anything that is a letter can be a variable name" < 1466335021 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i am pretty sure zws do not fit in that category < 1466335025 0 :jaboja!~jaboja@2a00:f41:30e7:ae52:de85:deff:fe55:967a JOIN :#esoteric < 1466335047 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :myname: let me just go look at the size of some files for a sec... < 1466335111 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric : File: 'libicudata.so.57.1' < 1466335111 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric : Size: 25674392 < 1466335121 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: you are right with your example. however, you could in theory make an editor render them differently wheres doing so on a zws is not always an option < 1466335123 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :now go look at a windows installation of, say, Wireshark < 1466335133 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :and you should see the problem with embedding one of these with every program < 1466335149 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :who said anything about embedding? < 1466335158 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :On Linux it's a system lib but on Windows you don't get that < 1466335162 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :also, who cares about that size < 1466335185 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :24MB is pretty big when there's a much simpler solution < 1466335191 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :which covers every sane usecase < 1466335198 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :and is the solution that other C compilers use too < 1466335206 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it is oretty big, but it is not a problem at all with current drive sizes < 1466335218 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not a problem, but why bother < 1466335250 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :doing things the right way often is the right way < 1466335313 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :When the right way involves shipping a 25MB library just to distingulish between characters, for a parser for a language which doesn't really need to know that information anyway, < 1466335322 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I doubt anyone really cares < 1466335351 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :Obviously you don't need all of those 25MB for the compiler. < 1466335362 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :But all this is besides the point. < 1466335420 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :The C language designers (mostly compiler writers) have made a decision, and it's up to the programmers to deal with them... by making sane coding style choices. < 1466335441 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :"don't use zero-width spaces in your identifiers" seems like a no-brainer. < 1466335502 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :(for most purposes I would stick to ASCII outside of comments anyway) < 1466335518 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :and possibly literal strings... depends. < 1466335557 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1466336289 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Am I the only one around here who wants to put all color TV to shame by making movies that are in MORE than full color? < 1466336296 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :By including IR and UV < 1466336323 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :...give me juuust a second to find a scene that would be really good if it was replicated via this technology < 1466336349 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :gamemanj: Any movie that includes a nuclear detonation would also include GR < 1466336366 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, I have something just a tad WORSE < 1466336424 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net TOPIC #esoteric :The intradisciplinary hub of solidity matrices, esoteric programming language design, multichannel bot abuse (always safe, sane and consensual), and font forging | http://esolangs.org/ | logs: http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/?C=M;O=D | https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/2023808/wisdom.pdf < 1466336427 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :almost done... < 1466336444 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :gamemanj: What is it? < 1466336452 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :uploading... < 1466336494 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :gamemanj: uploading? < 1466336508 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :...waiting for things to actually synchronize... < 1466336529 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Things are running rather slowly today) < 1466336536 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/21184720/vlcsnap-2016-06-19-11h40m17s769.png < 1466336545 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :this < 1466336576 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm sure they'll love it to death < 1466336604 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :gamemanj: My god that would be amazing < 1466336619 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :And it's actually possible because that scene appears to be 100% CGI < 1466336641 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Though it wouldn't work for the whole film, as not all of it is CGI apparently) < 1466336646 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :film? < 1466336679 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :gamemanj: That's from the new Star Wars, isn't it? < 1466336684 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Actually it's the second episode of the first-2005-reboot series of Doctor Who. < 1466336689 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION prepares to seppuku if he's wrong
< 1466336693 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh? < 1466336696 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Let me look again < 1466336708 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh yeah, it is < 1466336718 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :The one in the year 10^9 < 1466336727 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :One gigayear in the future < 1466336732 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :And other sciency puns < 1466336737 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Still, the fact you got it so wrong shows that taxpayer money isn't going to waste < 1466336751 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :See, I remember seeing a ship looks like the space station in the new Star Wars < 1466336754 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or, at least, wasn't. < 1466336794 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It may have been something else, I suppose < 1466336850 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe I saw it in a HISHE for one of the prequels? < 1466336916 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I could have also seen it in a meme and assumed it was from somewhere else for some reason < 1466336920 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm a real geek, I swear < 1466336982 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Show me your registration card, then! < 1466337105 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1466337147 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :gamemanj: Shall I FTP it to you? It's signed with GPG, though my GPG is so secure that my public key is a secret < 1466337159 0 :jaboja!~jaboja@2a00:f41:30e7:ae52:de85:deff:fe55:967a QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1466337162 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol ftp < 1466337163 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :your public key is a secret. < 1466337165 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1466337168 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :and FTP. < 1466337169 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :gamemanj: Correct < 1466337176 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :who uses FTP nowadays... < 1466337186 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :FTP = fuckin' telecommunications protocols... < 1466337199 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not to be confused with the more limited FTP = File Transfer Protocol < 1466337251 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :all you do is making it worse < 1466337431 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's funny that the south is the largest consumer of porn tagged "ebony" in the US < 1466337458 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's rather unusual that you have access to such data < 1466337464 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(well, I suppose that could be the black population rather than the outwardly racist population) < 1466337473 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :gamemanj: Not really; there are lots of studies < 1466337482 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :by WHO < 1466337494 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :gamemanj: Many porn sites have given anonymous statistics to scientists or even published the studies themselves < 1466337519 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :gamemanj: Pornhub has an entire subdomain dedicated to research and data analysis < 1466337525 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :porn is degrading, I don't see any contradiction < 1466337544 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :scientific smutty sites setup studies showing some statistical subtleties < 1466337566 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Their labs are, of course, staffed by beautiful women wearing lab coats and glasses because the producers think it makes them look smarter < 1466337587 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :what next, red hair? < 1466337627 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: Is it /really/ though? I mean, if you're homophobic, you don't tend to watch lots of gay porn (well, unless you're homophobic BECAUSE you're gay and you're trying to make up for it because of the gay shaming that religion has brought down on you) < 1466337690 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :My home state clearly has high rates of ADHD; the top search term here is "compilation" < 1466337732 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Then again, maybe that's just me) < 1466337764 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, there's a canada version < 1466337776 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'd name the searches, but I don't canada < 1466337799 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :They appear to be big on (a) animation-based and (b) racially-cast < 1466337808 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :at least it's not cumpilation < 1466337879 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :myname: They probably lumped that in but called it "compilation" because it's less obscene < 1466337914 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :less obscene equals less good < 1466337919 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :The Yukon Territory is big on... tickling? Really? < 1466337937 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :And- to no one's surprise- the top term in Quebec is literally "Quebec" < 1466337974 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :There are literally 4 different provinces that all search by race, and /all of the races are different/ < 1466338031 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :According to the world map < 1466338048 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :The most viewed category by women on /the entire north american continent/ is "Lesbian" < 1466338053 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Russian women are fans of anal < 1466338082 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :No data for Saudi Arabia of course < 1466338090 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PART #esoteric : < 1466338133 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, the canada map was weighted based on other provinces < 1466338229 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oooh, this is fun, a map of what states should be embarassed for googling more than everyone else(non-porn) < 1466338239 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Alaska is too interested in Nicholas Cage < 1466338250 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :South Dakota loves Lion Hunting < 1466338265 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Rhode island- appropriately- wants to know the average penis size < 1466338279 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Marylanders don't know whether they're virgins < 1466338301 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Illinois...ans want to know whether WWE is fake (it is) < 1466338318 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Michigan... does way too many image searches for "outhouse" < 1466338346 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(wait, that's wisconsin) < 1466338427 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1466338440 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :My home city is a fan of smoking... weird, I've never searched for that < 1466338534 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Far too many people search for "Thanksgiving", by which I mean any at all < 1466338605 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :OK, honestly Pornhub, don't try to do statistics involving age < 1466338617 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :You know as well as we do it won't be accurate < 1466339155 0 :xkapastel!uid17782@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cklxfppdbderikjw QUIT :Quit: Connection closed for inactivity < 1466339195 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1466339619 0 :iaglium!~i@c-73-224-87-206.hsd1.fl.comcast.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 276 seconds < 1466339828 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjanello < 1466340094 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: The current channel discussion is: Search statistics < 1466340151 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i shall search for it. linearly. < 1466340160 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Because your forebears oppressed our forebears, we are justified in hating you" < 1466340166 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :internoon-e < 1466340189 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm in luck, i'm not descended from bears < 1466340207 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Really? Most people have about 4 in their family tree < 1466340215 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :shocking < 1466340221 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hm, what's the most recent common ancestor of bears and humans? < 1466340282 0 :augur!~augur@c-73-15-30-163.hsd1.ca.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1466340408 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: probably back in the cretaceous, if i'm reading wikipedia right < 1466340431 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Have you seen Wikipedia's List of Cetations, btw? < 1466340440 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes. < 1466340445 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: http://www.growlrapp.com/ < 1466340472 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: That's convenient. Has everyone in the channel read every Wikipedia page? < 1466340499 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I've been looking for something like that < 1466340511 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :is that a scream of joy? < 1466340515 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(A convenient lookup of who to target my hatecrimes at) < 1466340519 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION is a terrible person
< 1466340545 0 :augur!~augur@c-73-15-30-163.hsd1.ca.comcast.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1466340561 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuOBzWF0Aws ("If Google Was a Guy", collegehumor) < 1466340593 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Someone Searches "Boston Bomber", Guygle says "Real Tragedy" and she appends "Cute One") < 1466340646 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :did you just say guygle < 1466340665 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: paleontologists and molecular geneticists disagree on just about everything there btw hth < 1466340679 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera: Yes < 1466340690 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: only those pages that were mentioned yesterday hth < 1466341022 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wonder if Science can sue Google to get them to stop offering results claiming vaccines cause autism on the grounds that think of the children < 1466341388 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Aww, google refuses to do an aileron roll < 1466341638 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Flatland as directed by Michael Bay < 1466341755 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :so the lines are assasins now? < 1466341761 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.flatlandthemovie.com/ exists? < 1466341806 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, it's on youtube < 1466341807 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think < 1466342150 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Waaaaaaaaait < 1466342157 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :They have a square whose son is a hexagon < 1466342164 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I smell inaccuracy < 1466342185 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: polygonist! < 1466342197 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: That doesn't work < 1466342207 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :sideist! < 1466342225 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: That's like arguing it's racist to be confused when a white couple's child is black (and no adoption or such has occurred) < 1466342242 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(I just had to check I said "adoption" instead of "abduction") < 1466342322 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hm, it's interesting that there are no parallelograms in Flatland (I suppose it has to do with irregularity, but still) < 1466342461 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :There are also no ovals... < 1466342762 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :4 + 1 = 6 < 1466342766 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's standard maths < 1466342800 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :...unless you consider a line to be infinitely thin but two-sided < 1466342806 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :then it works < 1466342852 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Square (4) + Line (2) == Hexagon (6) < 1466342992 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :so in other news I think hppavilion[1] should start a class called "Flatland Genetics And You: How To Optimize For Success" < 1466343010 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :with this newfound information < 1466343082 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :gamemanj: In modal logic, the sum of two positive numbers can be less than the normal sum. But are there any places it can be more? < 1466343135 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :As I said, it might not be special maths < 1466343147 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just a different consideration of a line < 1466343419 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://github.com/facebookresearch/darkforestGo they opened darkforest < 1466344679 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric : `` sed -i 's/voluminous/above average, not too voluminous, /' wisdom/taneb <-- WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR EYEBROWS < 1466344732 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? taneb < 1466344756 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb is not elliott, no matter who you ask. He also isn't a rabbi although he has pretended in the past. He has at least two backup keyboards with dodgy SHIFT KEys, cube root of eight genders, and above average, not too voluminous, but calm eyebrows. (See also: tanebventions) < 1466344789 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`slwd taneb//s/ but/but/ < 1466344798 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :wisdom/taneb//Taneb is not elliott, no matter who you ask. He also isn't a rabbi although he has pretended in the past. He has at least two backup keyboards with dodgy SHIFT KEys, cube root of eight genders, and above average, not too voluminous, but calm eyebrows. (See also: tanebventions) < 1466345164 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom tanebventions < 1466345169 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :tanebventions: math//Mathematical tanebventions include D-modules, Chu spaces, the torus, Stephen Wolfram, the reals, Lambek's lemma, pointless topology, and histograms. < 1466345941 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :gamemanj: Oh! I found where I saw the similar image! < 1466345945 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2JU4gX6rg8 < 1466345988 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :When? < 1466345998 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :1:42? < 1466346008 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :my goodness < 1466346011 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :you can see the polygons < 1466346024 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :in that "sphere" < 1466346216 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric : I found that hard to believe <-- IT'S TRUE I SWEAR < 1466346575 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :What's the proper penance for thinking "You know what would've made the original trilogy better?" < 1466346813 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSgJeVwjnpc almost makes the prequels seem good < 1466346876 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: reading through all of darths & droids hth < 1466348269 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wow, tvtropes is already preparing for the next president by referring to Obama as "then-president Barack Obama" < 1466348273 0 :jaboja!~jaboja@2a00:f41:50d0:b4d3:de85:deff:fe55:967a JOIN :#esoteric < 1466348309 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, better to start now vs. find yourself outdated later < 1466348326 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :by the time all the references have been found it'll have happened < 1466348374 0 :Frooxius!~Frooxius@194.108.5.201 QUIT :Quit: *bubbles away* < 1466348394 0 :Frooxius!~Frooxius@194.108.5.201 JOIN :#esoteric < 1466348450 0 :APic!apic@apic.name QUIT :Read error: No route to host < 1466348472 0 :LexiciScriptor!~LexiciScr@net-37-116-105-56.cust.vodafonedsl.it JOIN :#esoteric < 1466348553 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I hate the math clock so much < 1466348564 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because it lists 9 as "3(pi-0.14)" < 1466348620 0 :APic!apic@apic.name JOIN :#esoteric < 1466348840 0 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1466348963 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :gamemanj: clearly the solution is to use a template < 1466349748 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :helloerjan < 1466349892 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :quintellopia < 1466349974 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :what is your fagorite animal to consume, if any? < 1466349984 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :favorite < 1466350076 0 :PinealGlandOptic!~PinealGla@82.144.205.57 JOIN :#esoteric < 1466350318 0 :boily!~alexandre@modemcable173.181-178-173.mc.videotron.ca JOIN :#esoteric < 1466350371 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :helloily < 1466350389 0 :lambda-11235!~lambda-11@208-186-48-19.101netlink.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1466350417 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :bohily < 1466350450 0 :LexiciScriptor!~LexiciScr@net-37-116-105-56.cust.vodafonedsl.it QUIT :Quit: LexiciScriptor < 1466350478 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan wont tell me his favorite animal to consume. what is yours? < 1466350532 0 :boily!~alexandre@modemcable173.181-178-173.mc.videotron.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :quinthellopia! not too hungover from a night of debauchery and wild abandon? < 1466350537 0 :boily!~alexandre@modemcable173.181-178-173.mc.videotron.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :hellørjan! < 1466350545 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :a little bit yes < 1466350552 0 :boily!~alexandre@modemcable173.181-178-173.mc.videotron.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think my all time favourite is pork. < 1466350565 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :but i have some salty pig and biscuits to comfort me < 1466350636 0 :boily!~alexandre@modemcable173.181-178-173.mc.videotron.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: what is your favourite animal to consume? < 1466350647 0 :boily!~alexandre@modemcable173.181-178-173.mc.videotron.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :quintopia: real southern biscuits? < 1466350739 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07MailBox14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=47234&oldid=34448 5* 03IAM 5* (+63) 10 < 1466350897 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :i dunno. probably tinned biscuits. my dad makes the real homecooked ones < 1466350957 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :so...do you need gabeer? < 1466351077 0 :adu!~ajr@pool-71-178-223-204.washdc.fios.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1466351093 0 :boily!~alexandre@modemcable173.181-178-173.mc.videotron.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I could use some gabeer, yes. < 1466351183 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :beerswap? if there are any quebeers besides unibroue, that is < 1466351199 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :*quebieres < 1466351211 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1466351223 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric : The compiler devs just don't care since otherwise they'd go nuts. <-- GHC does call a unicode classification API. which means some identifiers suddenly got illegal last they updated the Unicode version. < 1466351269 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :and also they're not entirely consistent on the whitespace handling. < 1466351278 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :(which i reported as a bug once) < 1466351352 0 :LexiciScriptor!~LexiciScr@net-37-116-105-56.cust.vodafonedsl.it JOIN :#esoteric < 1466351359 0 :LexiciScriptor!~LexiciScr@net-37-116-105-56.cust.vodafonedsl.it QUIT :Client Quit < 1466351448 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: koalas hth < 1466351536 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :. o O ( be queer with quebeer ) < 1466351549 0 :boily!~alexandre@modemcable173.181-178-173.mc.videotron.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :quintopia: there are many beers besides Unibroue! < 1466351569 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :joy < 1466351575 0 :boily!~alexandre@modemcable173.181-178-173.mc.videotron.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :beerswap! < 1466351587 0 :boily!~alexandre@modemcable173.181-178-173.mc.videotron.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :are koalas edible? < 1466351593 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :almost certainly. < 1466351623 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :tasty tasty chlamydia < 1466351638 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :that is certainly misspelled < 1466351650 0 :boily!~alexandre@modemcable173.181-178-173.mc.videotron.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :sgtm hth < 1466351891 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? sgtm < 1466351902 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sergeant Mustard < 1466351910 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh okay < 1466351921 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :so tdnhful < 1466351923 0 :boily!~alexandre@modemcable173.181-178-173.mc.videotron.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Seems Good To Me hth < 1466351928 0 :boily!~alexandre@modemcable173.181-178-173.mc.videotron.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? nah < 1466351931 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :no ambiguity here < 1466351972 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :i lost your address. (in my irclogs somewhere but you're /right there/) < 1466351989 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :how many beers are in a swap? < 1466352042 0 :boily!~alexandre@modemcable173.181-178-173.mc.videotron.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :eeeeeh... I'd say at least two: a northbound beer and a southbound one. < 1466352099 0 :jaboja!~jaboja@2a00:f41:50d0:b4d3:de85:deff:fe55:967a QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1466352107 0 :boily!~alexandre@modemcable173.181-178-173.mc.videotron.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :but a single beer is boring. < 1466352206 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1466352392 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Semantic Brain14]]4 M10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=47235&oldid=45555 5* 03SilverWingedSeraph 5* (-1) 10Fix number of cells on the data tape. < 1466352509 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1466352524 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :so what is the ideal number < 1466352623 0 :boily!~alexandre@modemcable173.181-178-173.mc.videotron.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :a pair of beers sounds right for a start, to gauge postal fees and if it's feasible and stuff like that. < 1466352779 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :sftm < 1466352802 0 :adu!~ajr@pool-71-178-223-204.washdc.fios.verizon.net QUIT :Quit: adu < 1466352853 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`learn SFTM is the Science Fiction Theory of Mail. < 1466352858 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Learned 'sftm': SFTM is the Science Fiction Theory of Mail. < 1466352883 0 :jaboja!~jaboja@2a00:f41:3078:18d3:de85:deff:fe55:967a JOIN :#esoteric < 1466353098 0 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net QUIT :Quit: “It’s only logical. First you learn to talk, then you learn to think. Too bad it’s not the other way round.” < 1466353182 0 :boily!~alexandre@modemcable173.181-178-173.mc.videotron.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION casts orb of destruction. FOOM!
< 1466353188 0 :boily!~alexandre@modemcable173.181-178-173.mc.videotron.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION cackles evilly :D
< 1466353304 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric ::( < 1466353442 0 :boily!~alexandre@modemcable173.181-178-173.mc.videotron.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :was playing crawl, and blasting critters away. < 1466353459 0 :boily!~alexandre@modemcable173.181-178-173.mc.videotron.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I ain't be destroying nobody here! that'd be mean. < 1466354871 0 :jaboja!~jaboja@2a00:f41:3078:18d3:de85:deff:fe55:967a QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1466354960 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :i just found a cute blog. < 1466354983 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :an oldie writing about growing up in england in the 50s < 1466355001 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :filled with sneering condescion towards the youth of today < 1466355046 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :*condescencion < 1466355196 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Semantic Brain14]]4 M10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=47236&oldid=47235 5* 03SilverWingedSeraph 5* (+0) 10/* Language overview */ < 1466355442 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no QUIT :Quit: leaving < 1466355640 0 :hwpplayer1!~hwpplayer@195.142.216.162 JOIN :#esoteric < 1466355818 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wouldn't consider that a cute blog, myself... < 1466356005 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm my #esoteric equivalent of http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/ is working out well. (It's #esoteric without hppavilion[1] ...) < 1466356197 0 :boily!~alexandre@modemcable173.181-178-173.mc.videotron.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-ello. what is that? < 1466356251 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1466356334 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :garfieldminusgarfield is just what the name says... garfield strips with the imaginary talking cat edited out < 1466356338 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Special:Log/newusers14]]4 create10 02 5* 03Tounz 5* 10New user account < 1466356405 0 :Tounz!5a20f3a3@gateway/web/freenode/ip.90.32.243.163 JOIN :#esoteric < 1466356409 0 :Tounz!5a20f3a3@gateway/web/freenode/ip.90.32.243.163 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hello < 1466356551 0 :Tounz!5a20f3a3@gateway/web/freenode/ip.90.32.243.163 PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://github.com/TortegaFR/StackBasedVirtualMachine. < 1466356631 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :there's a lollipop in a commit message < 1466357315 0 :moon_!~jircii@tx-76-1-76-160.dhcp.embarqhsd.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1466357451 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :helloon_! < 1466357606 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` df < 1466357615 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :df: cannot read table of mounted file systems: No such file or directory < 1466357620 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :welp < 1466357624 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` df / < 1466357626 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :df: Warning: cannot read table of mounted file systems: No such file or directory \ Filesystem 1K-blocks Used Available Use% Mounted on \ - 0 0 0 - / < 1466357644 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` mount; cat /proc/mounts < 1466357647 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :none on /bin type hostfs (ro,nosuid,relatime,/bin/) \ none on /usr type hostfs (ro,nosuid,relatime,/usr/) \ none on /dev type hostfs (ro,nosuid,relatime,/dev/) \ none on /opt type hostfs (ro,nosuid,relatime,/opt/) \ none on /lib type hostfs (ro,nosuid,relatime,/lib/) \ none on /sbin type hostfs (ro,nosuid,relatime,/sbin/) \ none on /lib64 type host < 1466357722 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` ls /dev/zero < 1466357724 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/dev/zero < 1466357737 0 :jaboja!~jaboja@vps.jaboja.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1466357737 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` dd if=/dev/zero of=zero bs=1G count=1 < 1466357742 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :dd: memory exhausted by input buffer of size 1073741824 bytes (1.0 GiB) < 1466357754 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` du -b zero < 1466357757 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :0 zero < 1466357763 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` dd if=/dev/zero of=zero bs=1M count=1 < 1466357768 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :1+0 records in \ 1+0 records out \ 1048576 bytes (1.0 MB) copied, 0.018102 s, 57.9 MB/s < 1466357775 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` dd if=/dev/zero of=zero bs=1M count=100 < 1466357786 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/hackenv/bin/`: line 4: 296 File size limit exceededdd if=/dev/zero of=zero bs=1M count=100 < 1466357827 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` ulimit -f < 1466357828 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :10240 < 1466357840 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` echo $USER < 1466357842 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1466357847 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` whoami < 1466357849 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :whoami: cannot find name for user ID 5000 < 1466357865 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` ulimit -a < 1466357867 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :core file size (blocks, -c) 0 \ data seg size (kbytes, -d) unlimited \ scheduling priority (-e) 0 \ file size (blocks, -f) 10240 \ pending signals (-i) 1955 \ max locked memory (kbytes, -l) 0 \ max memory size (kbytes, -m) unlimited \ open files (-n) 102 < 1466357898 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` ulimit -a | sed 1,/open/d < 1466357900 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :pipe size (512 bytes, -p) 8 \ POSIX message queues (bytes, -q) 819200 \ real-time priority (-r) 0 \ stack size (kbytes, -s) 8192 \ cpu time (seconds, -t) unlimited \ max user processes (-u) 128 \ virtual memory (kbytes, -v) unlimited \ file locks (-x) < 1466357969 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` ls /proc < 1466357972 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 \ 10 \ 2 \ 281 \ 285 \ 286 \ 287 \ 288 \ 289 \ 290 \ 291 \ 292 \ 293 \ 294 \ 295 \ 296 \ 3 \ 4 \ 47 \ 49 \ 5 \ 51 \ 6 \ 68 \ 7 \ 76 \ 77 \ 8 \ 9 \ buddyinfo \ bus \ cgroups \ cmdline \ config.gz \ consoles \ cpuinfo \ crypto \ devices \ diskstats \ driver \ execdomains \ exitcode \ filesystems \ fs \ interrupts \ iomem \ ioports \ irq \ kallsyms < 1466357984 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` ls /proc/!([0-9]*) < 1466357986 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/proc/buddyinfo \ /proc/cgroups \ /proc/cmdline \ /proc/config.gz \ /proc/consoles \ /proc/cpuinfo \ /proc/crypto \ /proc/devices \ /proc/diskstats \ /proc/execdomains \ /proc/exitcode \ /proc/filesystems \ /proc/interrupts \ /proc/iomem \ /proc/ioports \ /proc/kallsyms \ /proc/kcore \ /proc/kmsg \ /proc/kpagecount \ /proc/kpageflags \ /proc/loa < 1466358001 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` ls /proc/!([0-9]*) | sed 1,/kpageflags/d < 1466358003 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/proc/loadavg \ /proc/locks \ /proc/meminfo \ /proc/misc \ /proc/mounts \ /proc/pagetypeinfo \ /proc/partitions \ /proc/slabinfo \ /proc/softirqs \ /proc/stat \ /proc/sysemu \ /proc/sysrq-trigger \ /proc/timer_list \ /proc/uptime \ /proc/version \ /proc/vmallocinfo \ /proc/vmstat \ /proc/zoneinfo \ \ /proc/bus: \ \ /proc/driver: \ \ /proc/fs: < 1466358014 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` ls -d /proc/!([0-9]*) | sed 1,/kpageflags/d < 1466358016 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/proc/loadavg \ /proc/locks \ /proc/meminfo \ /proc/misc \ /proc/mounts \ /proc/net \ /proc/pagetypeinfo \ /proc/partitions \ /proc/self \ /proc/slabinfo \ /proc/softirqs \ /proc/stat \ /proc/sys \ /proc/sysemu \ /proc/sysrq-trigger \ /proc/sysvipc \ /proc/timer_list \ /proc/tty \ /proc/uptime \ /proc/version \ /proc/vmallocinfo \ /proc/vmstat \ < 1466358143 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` rm x < 1466358146 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :rm: cannot remove `x': No such file or directory < 1466358146 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` rm zero < 1466358151 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1466358473 0 :hwpplayer11!~hwpplayer@195.142.216.227 JOIN :#esoteric < 1466358495 0 :hwpplayer1!~hwpplayer@195.142.216.162 QUIT :Ping timeout: 276 seconds < 1466358497 0 :hwpplayer11!~hwpplayer@195.142.216.227 QUIT :Max SendQ exceeded < 1466358605 0 :hwpplayer1!~hwpplayer@195.142.216.227 JOIN :#esoteric < 1466358670 0 :moon_!?@? NICK :moonythehuman < 1466358681 0 :moonythehuman!?@? NICK :MoonyTheDwarf < 1466358910 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` hostname < 1466358911 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :umlbox < 1466358936 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` grep data /proc/iomap < 1466358938 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :grep: /proc/iomap: No such file or directory < 1466358954 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :uml doesn't have iomap? < 1466358963 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` ls /dev/mem < 1466358965 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/dev/mem < 1466358972 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` ls /dev/{,k}mem < 1466358974 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/dev/kmem \ /dev/mem < 1466359074 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` paste /proc/config.gz < 1466359086 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/file/tip/paste/paste.11642 < 1466359103 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :that didn't work < 1466359125 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` gunzip < /proc/config.gz > out; paste out < 1466359133 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/file/tip/out < 1466359582 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` echo o > /proc/sysrq-trigger; echo alive < 1466359584 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/hackenv/bin/`: line 4: /proc/sysrq-trigger: Permission denied \ alive < 1466359806 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` cat /proc/1/cmdline < 1466359808 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/init. < 1466360001 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :i've never used usermode linux and i don't feel like compiling a kernel right now < 1466360015 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :who provides /proc and /dev ? < 1466360028 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :the actual kernel or uml? < 1466360213 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :uml < 1466360251 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :It is a significant part of the linux kernel after all... < 1466360312 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`paste /proc/mounts < 1466360318 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/file/tip/paste/paste.26852 < 1466360367 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :as you can see there, there's a 'hostfs' fs type for interaction. there's also a character device, hmmm < 1466360371 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`paste /proc/devices < 1466360377 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/file/tip/paste/paste.29080 < 1466360401 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :the ubd thing... oh it's a block device, my bad. < 1466360594 0 :jaboja!~jaboja@vps.jaboja.pl QUIT :Ping timeout: 244 seconds < 1466360676 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera: Welcome to the Gamemanj Kernel Compile Service! Provides mostly normal kernels, with only 28.8% NSA-approved code! < 1466360681 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1466360708 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's not even bad < 1466360731 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION receives a call
< 1466360736 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1466360746 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ok, up that number to 100%, they're replacing the entire source tree. < 1466360750 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? nsa < 1466360752 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :nsa? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1466360799 0 :MoonyTheDwarf!~jircii@tx-76-1-76-160.dhcp.embarqhsd.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :They already started stalking people over windows 10 (Microsoft proudly proclaimed that too, just worded diffrent)] < 1466360860 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :did I mention http://www.sandraandwoo.com/2016/06/09/0793-an-offer-you-cant-refuse-ww/ < 1466360939 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i like the cyanide&happiness more < 1466360944 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :MoonyTheDwarf: And oddly enough... < 1466360949 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :MoonyTheDwarf: I'm not surprised. < 1466361028 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm, "Where do you want to go today?" used to be an MS slogan. Now they've stopped asking that question... < 1466361121 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's because they replaced it < 1466361128 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Where do we want you to go today?" < 1466361173 0 :iaglium!~i@c-73-224-87-206.hsd1.fl.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1466361950 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1466361991 0 :MoonyTheDwarf!~jircii@tx-76-1-76-160.dhcp.embarqhsd.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi hppavilion[1] < 1466362026 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :MoonyTheDwarf: CHOOSE. A CONSISTENT. NICK. < 1466362040 0 :MoonyTheDwarf!?@? NICK :moon_ < 1466362043 0 :moon_!~jircii@tx-76-1-76-160.dhcp.embarqhsd.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :sorry < 1466362046 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :chill down < 1466362047 0 :moon_!~jircii@tx-76-1-76-160.dhcp.embarqhsd.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i forgot to switch < 1466362067 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i am tempted to change my nick just du annoy you < 1466362083 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :to even < 1466362099 0 :moon_!?@? NICK :moonyeatspeople < 1466362270 0 :moonyeatspeople!?@? NICK :hppavillion_poke < 1466362776 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavillion_poke: You can choose any non-confusing nick you want as long as you keep it consistent and make backup nicks clearly reflect the base nick < 1466363343 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hm, evolutionarily speaking, males and females are in competition in many cases < 1466363350 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Which I imagine is why the female eats her mate < 1466363393 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :If the mate is good, then her offspring will be good. It's in her best interests to make sure the male doesn't reproduce further, creating good offspring that don't belong to her. < 1466363452 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :why would the male want to mate if they're going to die < 1466363454 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavillion_poke: fun fact: hppavilion[1]_ has the same color in weechat as hppavilion[1] < 1466363460 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :gamemanj: because mating < 1466363474 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :have you ever seen futurama? < 1466363487 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :gamemanj: Because if they don't mate then their genes stop with them < 1466363490 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :zoidberg's home planet etc < 1466363513 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :what about mating followed by not dying < 1466363517 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :gamemanj: The ones that decide it's worth it are the only ones who have babies < 1466363526 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :gamemanj: Well that's where the competition comes in < 1466363530 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :gamemanj: inconceivable < 1466363544 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :gamemanj: It's ideal for the males to mate without dying, but it's ideal for the females to be the only mate of the male < 1466363564 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :...flipping yanderes. < 1466363879 0 :hppavillion_poke!?@? NICK :moon_ < 1466364080 0 :lambda-11235!~lambda-11@208-186-48-19.101netlink.com QUIT :Quit: Bye < 1466364140 0 :Frooxius!~Frooxius@194.108.5.201 QUIT :Quit: *bubbles away* < 1466364611 0 :yorick_!~yorick@oftn/oswg-member/yorick JOIN :#esoteric < 1466364731 0 :yorick!~yorick@oftn/oswg-member/yorick QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1466364961 0 :hwpplayer1!~hwpplayer@195.142.216.227 QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1466365064 0 :hwpplayer1!~hwpplayer@195.142.216.227 JOIN :#esoteric < 1466365070 0 :hwpplayer1!~hwpplayer@195.142.216.227 PART #esoteric : < 1466365304 0 :Frooxius!~Frooxius@149.154.154.172 JOIN :#esoteric < 1466365351 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` paste /proc/iomem < 1466365368 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/file/tip/paste/paste.21164 < 1466365400 0 :tromp!~tromp@rtc35-232.rentec.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1466365409 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` cat /proc/iomem < 1466365411 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1466365414 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :-_- < 1466365512 0 :deltab_!~deltab@cpc1-smal2-0-0-cust155.19-1.cable.virginm.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1466365576 0 :PinealGlandOptic!~PinealGla@82.144.205.57 QUIT :Quit: leaving < 1466365709 0 :IRIXUser!~IRIX@2001:41d0:8:791d::1 JOIN :#esoteric < 1466365710 0 :Tiktailk!~tiktalik@2607:fcd0:daaa:1400:f::4 JOIN :#esoteric < 1466365734 0 :IRIXUser!?@? NICK :Guest12690 < 1466365807 0 :tromp_!~tromp@216.223.243.232 QUIT :*.net *.split < 1466365807 0 :deltab!~deltab@cpc1-smal2-0-0-cust155.19-1.cable.virginm.net QUIT :*.net *.split < 1466365807 0 :j-bot!~j-bot@li1285-84.members.linode.com QUIT :*.net *.split < 1466365807 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi QUIT :*.net *.split < 1466365807 0 :Tiktalik!~tiktalik@unaffiliated/tiktalik QUIT :*.net *.split < 1466365807 0 :JX7P!~IRIX@freebsd/user/kastengraeber QUIT :*.net *.split < 1466365914 0 :bauen1!~bauen1@2a02:810d:1980:1584:d9c8:5aa2:323c:e806 JOIN :#esoteric < 1466366203 0 :^v!~v^@c-68-41-215-101.hsd1.mi.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ive been working on a high level language that compiles to brainfuck if anyone is interested, https://github.com/P-T-/bftoast < 1466366261 0 :^v!~v^@c-68-41-215-101.hsd1.mi.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :by the end of the week i think ill have basic programs compiled (only inline functions) < 1466366308 0 :moon_!~jircii@tx-76-1-76-160.dhcp.embarqhsd.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 244 seconds < 1466366334 0 :^v!~v^@c-68-41-215-101.hsd1.mi.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :and later ill have recursive functions, yieldable tasks, and a few complex types < 1466366406 0 :^v!~v^@c-68-41-215-101.hsd1.mi.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :after version 1.0 ill work on namespaces, structs, OO classes, and more advanced task functions < 1466366838 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :very nice < 1466366999 0 :hwpplayer1!~hwpplayer@195.142.216.227 JOIN :#esoteric < 1466367394 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :MSORPG < 1466367403 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Massively Singleplayer Offline Role-Playing Games) < 1466367415 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :^ (aka RPGs) < 1466367472 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :gamemanj: But those aren't massively singleplayer; they're just singleplayer < 1466367480 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :then what's massively singleplayer < 1466367492 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :What's the most absurd game genre acronym available? < 1466367548 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :MMOTD? < 1466367555 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :MMOTDRPG? < 1466367557 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Dynamically Attacking New Game Objectives"? < 1466367558 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wait, that's probably a thing < 1466367572 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :gamemanj: No, I'm going for genre names < 1466367604 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :gamemanj: Also, replace "Dynamically" with "Radically" and you've got a book deal and the funding of several major corporations < 1466367614 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :RANGO < 1466367617 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmph < 1466367640 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :DANGO is nicer! Dango, dango, dango, dango, dango daik--*Interrupted during run by length limit.* < 1466367644 0 :^v!~v^@c-68-41-215-101.hsd1.mi.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :massively singleplayer < 1466367649 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :MMOPG? < 1466367650 0 :^v!~v^@c-68-41-215-101.hsd1.mi.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :so like no mans sky? < 1466367654 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(PG = Programming Game) < 1466367673 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :MMO Puzzle < 1466367676 0 :^v!~v^@c-68-41-215-101.hsd1.mi.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :technically a multiplayer game but you are so far away it might aswell be singleplayer? < 1466367695 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(I guess curiosity would be kind of a casual MMO puzzle?) < 1466367704 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Jumping Around Silly Puzzles, and Editing Registry" < 1466367733 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hahahahahahahaha https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_video_game is a real thing < 1466367764 0 :^v!~v^@c-68-41-215-101.hsd1.mi.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :AVGN bible games? < 1466367778 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :MMOFPS < 1466367783 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Whoops < 1466367786 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :MMOFSM < 1466367796 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Massively Multiplayer Online Finite State Machine < 1466367808 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: I will not fall for your tricks! I know you inserted zero-width-spaces to take me to a rickroll page... uh, right? Actually, I'm not sure. Are those my indicator for ZWSes or just dust on the... nvm. They're just dust on the screen. < 1466367831 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Glld mlb < 1466367834 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :*Good job < 1466367840 0 :Kaynato!~Aedile@cpe-75-187-129-201.neo.res.rr.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1466367861 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :gamemanj: How would ZWSes even rickroll you there? < 1466367864 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :are there MMOPGs? < 1466367873 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Besides, I would most certainly duckroll you rather than rickroll < 1466367878 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :myname: For what definition of PG? < 1466367886 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: the domain name < 1466367891 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :programming game < 1466367896 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :gamemanj: That doesn't sound possible < 1466367903 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: It probably isn't < 1466367906 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :gamemanj: that doesn't make sense < 1466367913 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :myname: I think there's one called codespells that is basically a wizardy game with actually code < 1466367915 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :myname: It probably doesn't < 1466367918 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :*actual < 1466367921 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :But... it's fun to describe. < 1466367923 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :You cast spells with code < 1466367940 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :gamemanj: It's certainly pseudo-possible; probably not here, but it /could have been/ < 1466367988 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :
ACTION messes around... "en.wikipediෝ.org"... eh, close enough
< 1466368006 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :MMOMUD < 1466368013 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh wait, that's just a MUD with too many players < 1466368030 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :MMOTS < 1466368040 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Train simulator + FPS < 1466368041 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :MMOTD? < 1466368055 0 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :MMOTSes are awesome < 1466368062 0 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :openttdcoop is fun < 1466368803 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Special:Log/newusers14]]4 create10 02 5* 03MeowflashDaProgrammer 5* 10New user account < 1466369402 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: first person train simulator 1887. Now includes simulation of diseases that affect breathing! < 1466369436 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(The special edition package contains an additional lump of coal.) < 1466369445 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(It's generally sold at Christmas.) < 1466369484 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hm, it looks like John 3:16 in phrased radically differently in the SAB translation < 1466369715 0 :Froox!~Frooxius@194.108.5.201 JOIN :#esoteric < 1466369955 0 :Frooxius!~Frooxius@149.154.154.172 QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1466370101 0 :Froox!~Frooxius@194.108.5.201 QUIT :Quit: *bubbles away* < 1466370119 0 :Frooxius!~Frooxius@194.108.5.201 JOIN :#esoteric < 1466370762 0 :erdic!~erdic@unaffiliated/motley QUIT :Ping timeout: 244 seconds < 1466370807 0 :erdic!~erdic@unaffiliated/motley JOIN :#esoteric < 1466371437 0 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1466371456 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's the current year, so why are things I don't like still around? < 1466371665 0 :^v!~v^@c-68-41-215-101.hsd1.mi.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :new brainfuck derivative: yiffFuck < 1466371718 0 :deltab_!?@? NICK :deltab < 1466371771 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1466372024 0 :^v!~v^@c-68-41-215-101.hsd1.mi.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric : no < 1466372024 0 :^v!~v^@c-68-41-215-101.hsd1.mi.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric : That is a stupid idea and you should be neutered < 1466372791 0 :variable!~variable@freebsd/developer/variable JOIN :#esoteric < 1466372992 0 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :^v: the consensus is "no more brainfuck derivatives" < 1466373080 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :at least not if it is not interesting < 1466373091 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :which is pretty unlikely for a bf derivate < 1466373256 0 :^v!~v^@c-68-41-215-101.hsd1.mi.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i have a goal of atleast 20 generic boring bf derivatives by the end of the month < 1466373275 0 :^v!~v^@c-68-41-215-101.hsd1.mi.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :each with absolutely no interpreter and misleading / nonfunctional example code < 1466373285 0 :^v!~v^@c-68-41-215-101.hsd1.mi.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :i will make esolangs great again < 1466373300 0 :^v!~v^@c-68-41-215-101.hsd1.mi.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :by blocking out the infirior complex well thought out languages < 1466373311 0 :^v!~v^@c-68-41-215-101.hsd1.mi.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :#MAKE_ESOLANGS_GREAT_AGAIN < 1466373394 0 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :new game: hit the "random page" button on the esolangs wiki < 1466373402 0 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :you win if you do not hit a brainfuck derivative < 1466373430 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :or feature request: "random non-bf page" < 1466373437 0 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(I lied, it's not new) < 1466373442 0 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, that would be a good one < 1466373478 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :from the newer languages, efghij is my absolute favorite < 1466373487 0 :nortti!nortti@ayu.smar.moe PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://archive.org/details/pocorgtfo12 has translating arbitrary C programs to bytecode that can be executed without branches, by the way of x86 mov < 1466373497 0 :nortti!nortti@ayu.smar.moe PRIVMSG #esoteric :article number 5 < 1466373514 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :there is a github repo for movfuscating < 1466373530 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@cpc84817-aztw28-2-0-cust142.18-1.cable.virginm.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 244 seconds < 1466373875 0 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1466373901 0 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1466374018 0 :^v!~v^@c-68-41-215-101.hsd1.mi.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :making branchless code is not a new concept < 1466374043 0 :^v!~v^@c-68-41-215-101.hsd1.mi.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :but the difficulty depends on the language < 1466374235 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1466374635 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :koen: I wanted to play this game. i lost. < 1466374691 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1466374723 0 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@94-224-66-163.access.telenet.be QUIT :Quit: ZNC - http://znc.in < 1466375515 0 :jaboja!~jaboja@2a00:f41:507f:4863:de85:deff:fe55:967a JOIN :#esoteric < 1466375612 0 :boily!~alexandre@modemcable173.181-178-173.mc.videotron.ca QUIT :Ping timeout: 272 seconds < 1466375688 0 :Tounz!5a20f3a3@gateway/web/freenode/ip.90.32.243.163 QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1466378119 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1466378626 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@tell izabera `` gunzip < /proc/config.gz > out; paste out <-- paste can be piped into hth < 1466378626 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :Consider it noted. < 1466379208 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmmm I was thinking about heapsort < 1466379340 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ooh Scholar Refia has zettai ryouki < 1466379460 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1466379883 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1466379884 0 :variable!~variable@freebsd/developer/variable QUIT :Quit: 1 found in /dev/zero < 1466379985 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: I thought about suggesting that... but we get a commit either way... < 1466380020 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` echo bin/z* < 1466380029 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :bin/zalgo bin/zalgoerjan bin/zalgoverload bin/zalgreet bin/zzote < 1466380160 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: yeah but we don't mess up the top directory