< 1466383718 0 :hwpplayer1!~hwpplayer@195.142.216.227 QUIT :Quit: Leaving.
< 1466383938 0 :hwpplayer1!~hwpplayer@195.142.216.227 JOIN :#esoteric
< 1466385664 0 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :`zalgo Ohai esoteric
< 1466385699 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output.
< 1466386532 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` zalgo <<<Ohai esoteric
< 1466386539 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :um
< 1466386541 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh well
< 1466386542 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :O͕̲h̠͍ä̝ì̊
< 1466386576 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`head bin/zalgo
< 1466386578 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​#!/usr/bin/python \ import codecs,sys,random \ stdin=codecs.getreader("utf-8")(sys.stdin) \ stdout=codecs.getwriter("utf-8")(sys.stdout) \ x=[unichr(0x300+i) for i in range(0,112)+[393,2887]] \ def z(n,c): \  if c in ["\n"]+x: \   n=0 \  return u"".join(x[random.randrange(0,len(x))] for i in range(n)) \ stdout.write(u"".join(c+z(2,c) for c in st
< 1466386587 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :*sigh*
< 1466386622 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :we have a script for fixing that, but it's much easier to use from bash than python
< 1466386642 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm...
< 1466386659 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat bin/f
< 1466386661 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​#! /bin/bash \ cmd="$1" \ shift \ f="$*" \ if [[ -z "$f" && "$cmd" == *\ * ]]; then f="${cmd#* }"; cmd="${cmd%% *}"; fi \ if [[ -z "$f" ]]; then echo try: \`f command filename; elif [[ -e "$f" ]]; then "$cmd" "$(< "$f")"; else echo no such file: "$f"; fi
< 1466386676 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`f zalgo test
< 1466386678 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :no such file: test
< 1466386696 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :gah wrong way around
< 1466386765 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` ls bin/*cat*
< 1466386768 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :bin/catcat \ bin/cats
< 1466386816 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` ls bin/?
< 1466386818 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :bin/` \ bin/̊ \ bin/  \ bin/! \ bin/? \ bin/¿ \ bin/' \ bin/@ \ bin/* \ bin/؟ \ bin/ \ bin/ \ bin/1 \ bin/5 \ bin/e \ bin/f \ bin/h \ bin/q
< 1466386826 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat bin/e
< 1466386828 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :echo elieser224: ¿por qué con frecuencia altas y bajas?
< 1466386843 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`rm bin/e
< 1466386845 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output.
< 1466386849 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat bin/h
< 1466386850 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​#!/usr/bin/perl -p \ s/([aeiouy])([bcdfghjklmnpqrstvxz])/$1h$2/ig
< 1466386856 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat bin/q
< 1466386856 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :âELF............>.....°@.....@.......ð	..........@.8..@.........@.......@.@.....@.@.....À.......À............................@......@............................................@.......@.....Ì......Ì........ ............Ð......Ð`.....Ð`.................... ...........ø......ø`.....ø`..... ....... ................
< 1466386859 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :eep
< 1466386869 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat bin/'
< 1466386869 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​#!/bin/sh \ allquotes | if [ "$1" ]; then \     if expr "$1" + 0 >/dev/null 2>&1; then \         sed "$1q;d" \     else \         grep -P -i -- "$1" \     fi \ else shuf -n 1; fi
< 1466386908 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` cat bin/ 
< 1466386911 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :cat: bin/: Is a directory
< 1466386929 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`ls bin//
< 1466386930 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​` \ `` \ ^.^ \ ̊ \   \ ! \ ? \ ?? \ ¿ \ ' \ @ \ * \ ؟ \  \  \  \ 1 \ 1492 \ 2014 \ 2015 \ 2016 \ 2017 \ 5 \ 5quote \ 8ball \ 8-ball \ aaaaaaaaa \ addquote \ addtodo \ aglist \ allquotes \ analogy \ anonlog \ append \ arienvenido \ as86 \ aseen \ asm \ autowelcome \ bardsworthlist \ before \ benvenuto \ bf \ bff \ bienvenido \ bienvenue \
< 1466386945 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh wait
< 1466386949 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat bin/
< 1466386949 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​#!/bin/bash \ TIMEFORMAT="real: %lR, user: %lU, sys: %lS" \ shopt -s extglob globstar \ eval -- "$1" | rnooodl
< 1466386963 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :right, that one.
< 1466387025 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`file bin/*
< 1466387027 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :bin/*: ASCII text
< 1466387032 0 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net QUIT :Quit: “It’s only logical. First you learn to talk, then you learn to think. Too bad it’s not the other way round.”
< 1466387032 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat bin/*
< 1466387034 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :echo $(ls bin | shuf -n 1) $*
< 1466387083 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :that doesn't really work, does it
< 1466387087 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`* test
< 1466387090 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :rèsumè test
< 1466387142 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`culprits bin/*
< 1466387155 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e int-e
< 1466387165 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`hoag bin/*
< 1466387173 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​<int-e> ` chmod +x bin/\\* \ <int-e> ` echo \'echo $(ls bin | shuf -n 1) $*\' > bin/\\*
< 1466387236 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat bin/<
< 1466387237 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :cat: bin/<: No such file or directory
< 1466387285 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm #! interpreters cannot be scripts, can they...
< 1466387316 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` ls bin/\<*
< 1466387318 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :bin/<command>
< 1466387325 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` ls bin/\|*
< 1466387327 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ls: cannot access bin/|*: No such file or directory
< 1466387693 0 :lambda-11235!~lambda-11@172.242.243.251 JOIN :#esoteric
< 1466388711 0 :jaboja!~jaboja@2a00:f41:507f:4863:de85:deff:fe55:967a QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds
< 1466389925 0 :MoALTz!~no@78-11-183-124.static.ip.netia.com.pl QUIT :Quit: Leaving
< 1466390097 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover QUIT :Quit: Leaving
< 1466391294 0 :Tiktailk!~tiktalik@2607:fcd0:daaa:1400:f::4 QUIT :Changing host
< 1466391294 0 :Tiktailk!~tiktalik@unaffiliated/tiktalik JOIN :#esoteric
< 1466391297 0 :Tiktailk!?@? NICK :Tiktalik
< 1466391556 0 :bender!~bender@2404:e800:e61a:41d:51af:2fb2:a39:759e JOIN :#esoteric
< 1466391804 0 :hwpplayer1!~hwpplayer@195.142.216.227 PART #esoteric :
< 1466392230 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net JOIN :#esoteric
< 1466392335 0 :moon_!~Moon@tx-76-1-76-160.dhcp.embarqhsd.net JOIN :#esoteric
< 1466392387 0 :moon_!~Moon@tx-76-1-76-160.dhcp.embarqhsd.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hi
< 1466393207 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no QUIT :Quit: Bye!
< 1466393312 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection
< 1466393742 0 :moon_!~Moon@tx-76-1-76-160.dhcp.embarqhsd.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 244 seconds
< 1466395669 0 :Moon_!4c014ca0@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.76.160 JOIN :#esoteric
< 1466395709 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :You don't need "random non-bf page". Make SQL codes feature, you can then write that as a SQL code.
< 1466397219 0 :augur!~augur@2601:645:c000:181b:68ef:3957:b7ac:2a6b JOIN :#esoteric
< 1466401987 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :first actual day @ new job
< 1466401993 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :i woke up at 5 am
< 1466402008 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :now i'm on my second train to get there
< 1466402014 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :i is bored
< 1466402030 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :do something fun
< 1466402561 0 :Sprocklem!~sprocklem@unaffiliated/sprocklem JOIN :#esoteric
< 1466402691 0 :augur_!~augur@c-73-15-30-163.hsd1.ca.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric
< 1466402747 0 :augur!~augur@2601:645:c000:181b:68ef:3957:b7ac:2a6b QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds
< 1466402806 0 :Moon_!4c014ca0@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.76.160 QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds
< 1466404713 0 :bender__!~bender@59.189.182.6 JOIN :#esoteric
< 1466404753 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :second train the get there?
< 1466404786 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :What miracle land do you live in?
< 1466404827 0 :bender!~bender@2404:e800:e61a:41d:51af:2fb2:a39:759e QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds
< 1466404829 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :miracle land?
< 1466404847 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :do you only have one train in norway?
< 1466404900 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :i may be wrong on the norway part
< 1466404910 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe it was oerjan
< 1466404914 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah it was oerjan
< 1466404975 0 :coppro!raedford@taurine.csclub.uwaterloo.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan is the one train?
< 1466405060 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :no but my city has only two subway lines
< 1466405069 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :and some trams
< 1466405099 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :almost everyone has to take cars to work
< 1466405115 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :i live some 120km away and don't own a car
< 1466405131 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :When creating a window in X you can specify the depth independently of the visual, but the depth is already defined by the visual anyways. What exactly does it mean if a window has a different depth than the visual?
< 1466405140 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :you'd essentially be screwed in Toronto
< 1466405254 0 :lambda-11235!~lambda-11@172.242.243.251 QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds
< 1466406473 0 :Destructible!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 JOIN :#esoteric
< 1466406479 0 :Destructible!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi
< 1466406502 0 :Destructible!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 QUIT :Client Quit
< 1466406625 0 :Kaynato!~Aedile@cpe-75-187-129-201.neo.res.rr.com QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds
< 1466407316 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric
< 1466407318 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"For in much wisdom is much grief: and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow" (Ecclesiastes 1:18)
< 1466407327 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :That is to say, science and learning is bad
< 1466407669 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :If you have wisdom and knowledge they might have sorrow/grief, but that doesn't make science and learning to be bad.
< 1466408028 0 :asie!~asie@li1492-83.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: That is not to say that
< 1466408040 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`sorrow
< 1466408045 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? sorrow
< 1466408052 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: sorrow: not found
< 1466408054 0 :asie!~asie@li1492-83.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why do you think negative emotions and feelings are inherently bad?
< 1466408054 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :sorrow? ¯\(°​_o)/¯
< 1466408067 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :It is not supposed to be sorrow it is supposed to be sorry
< 1466408081 0 :asie!~asie@li1492-83.members.linode.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :They're just emotions. They can lead to great things.
< 1466408096 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzo38: Sorrow is what you feel when you're sorry
< 1466408107 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavilion[1]: "programmer's google"? I don't get it.
< 1466408123 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Are you talking about the search engine and/or the company?
< 1466408135 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: Oh, I meant googol. Whoops.
< 1466408139 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? programmer's google
< 1466408141 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :A programmer's google is equal to 10^100, or 110
< 1466408166 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` mv "wisdom/programmer's google" "wisdom/programmer's googol"
< 1466408170 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output.
< 1466408175 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? programmer's googol
< 1466408176 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :A programmer's google is equal to 10^100, or 110
< 1466408178 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-48-196.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wisdom and knowledge and learning can be the good things.
< 1466408201 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` sed -i 's/google/googol/' 'wisdom/programmer's googol'
< 1466408202 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/hackenv/bin/`: eval: line 4: unexpected EOF while looking for matching `'' \ /hackenv/bin/`: eval: line 5: syntax error: unexpected end of file
< 1466408241 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`le/rn programmer's googol/A programmer's googol is equal to 10^100, or 110
< 1466408245 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Relearned «programmer's googol»
< 1466408249 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: The joke is ^ is bitwise xor, not exponentiation
< 1466408255 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I know.
< 1466408308 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I also don't really get Я.
< 1466408325 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? Я
< 1466408325 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :None of the letters in hsilgnE are flipped.
< 1466408326 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​Я is the 8th letter of the hsilgnE alphabet
< 1466408343 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: Yeah, because the letters are flipped before mirroring.
< 1466408355 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: Natural language isn't neat and tidy like programming
< 1466408743 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds
< 1466411351 0 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@2a02:1811:d22:cc00:b0cb:6b29:5b05:c091 JOIN :#esoteric
< 1466412224 0 :augur_!~augur@c-73-15-30-163.hsd1.ca.comcast.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection
< 1466413056 0 :Sprocklem!~sprocklem@unaffiliated/sprocklem QUIT :Ping timeout: 276 seconds
< 1466413606 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom
< 1466413622 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :jwinslow23//JWinslow23 is not here.
< 1466413944 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom
< 1466413945 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :tanebvention//Tanebventions include automatic squirrel feeders, necessity, Go, submarine jousting, the universe, weetoflakes, persistence, the BBC, progress, and this sentence. See also tanebventions: math. He never invents anything involving sex.
< 1466414057 0 :Moon_!4c014ca0@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.76.160 JOIN :#esoteric
< 1466414086 0 :Moon_!4c014ca0@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.76.160 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hi
< 1466414165 0 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom ¶
< 1466414167 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​//cat: : No such file or directory
< 1466414282 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom : math
< 1466414284 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :tanebventions: math//Mathematical tanebventions include D-modules, Chu spaces, the torus, Stephen Wolfram, the reals, Lambek's lemma, pointless topology, and histograms.
< 1466414306 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is Stephen Wolfram a mathematical tanebvention?
< 1466414319 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess he's Mathematica l.
< 1466414328 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? stephen wolfram
< 1466414330 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Stephen Wolfram is an esolanger with too much money and power. Taneb invented him.
< 1466414358 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? this sentence
< 1466414360 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :This sentence was not invented by Taneb. Taneb invented it.
< 1466414389 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`slwd this sentence//s#not invented by Taneb#invented by oerjan#
< 1466414392 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :wisdom/this sentence//This sentence was invented by oerjan. Taneb invented it.
< 1466414424 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? the universe
< 1466414425 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :The universe was invented by Taneb as an opposing force to oerjan.
< 1466414454 0 :Moon_!4c014ca0@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.1.76.160 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Taneb invented everything
< 1466414465 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not true!
< 1466414471 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :I didn't invent anything to do with sex
< 1466414491 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I thought you invented the torus?
< 1466414495 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do you think radix 5×6 as defined here counts as an esoteric radix => http://www.madore.org/~david/weblog/d.2015-11-09.2335.html ? It probably does, because the intent is not to use it, as opposed to some of the weird numerical notations used in the past and sometimes the present (I hate roman numerals).
< 1466414588 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`slwd tanebventions: math//s#the reals#Klein bottles, the reals#
< 1466414591 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :wisdom/tanebventions: math//Mathematical tanebventions include D-modules, Chu spaces, the torus, Stephen Wolfram, Klein bottles, the reals, Lambek's lemma, pointless topology, and histograms.
< 1466414678 0 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? <#
< 1466414680 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​<#? ¯\(°​_o)/¯
< 1466414702 0 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wisdom <# The famous waffleheart.
< 1466414703 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​//cat: : No such file or directory
< 1466414712 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`le/rn_append the universe/Escardó proved that it was indiscreet.
< 1466414715 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Learned 'the universe': The universe was invented by Taneb as an opposing force to oerjan. Escardó proved that it was indiscreet.
< 1466414796 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? universe
< 1466414798 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :The universe was invented by Taneb as an opposing force to oerjan.
< 1466414804 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :!
< 1466414816 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` ls -l wisdom/{the\ ,}universe
< 1466414819 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​-rw-r--r-- 1 5000 0 107 Jun 20 08:24 wisdom/the universe \ -rw-r--r-- 1 5000 0  67 Dec  9  2015 wisdom/universe
< 1466414859 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`learn A universe is a poem in one stanza.
< 1466414863 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Relearned 'universe': A universe is a poem in one stanza.
< 1466415112 0 :bender__!?@? NICK :bender
< 1466415752 0 :hwpplayer1!~hwpplayer@195.142.216.144 JOIN :#esoteric
< 1466415754 0 :hwpplayer1!~hwpplayer@195.142.216.144 QUIT :Max SendQ exceeded
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< 1466415806 0 :hwpplayer1!~hwpplayer@195.142.216.144 QUIT :Max SendQ exceeded
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< 1466417007 0 :bender!~bender@59.189.182.6 QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds
< 1466418071 0 :Destructible!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 JOIN :#esoteric
< 1466418074 0 :Destructible!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 PRIVMSG #esoteric :o hi
< 1466418449 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot, do you have chickenpox?
< 1466418718 0 :Destructible!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds
< 1466419030 0 :hwpplayer1!~hwpplayer@195.142.216.144 QUIT :Ping timeout: 258 seconds
< 1466419537 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot?
< 1466419548 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`8-ball where's fungot?
< 1466419550 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Most likely.
< 1466419786 0 :Destructible!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 JOIN :#esoteric
< 1466419789 0 :Destructible!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi.
< 1466419838 0 :Destructible!8bd8a393@gateway/web/freenode/ip.139.216.163.147 QUIT :Client Quit
< 1466421652 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net JOIN :#esoteric
< 1466422840 0 :MoALTz!~no@78-11-183-124.static.ip.netia.com.pl JOIN :#esoteric
< 1466425206 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net QUIT :Quit: SHRUNK CHICKEN
< 1466425370 0 :LegionMammal978!1863deb7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.24.99.222.183 JOIN :#esoteric
< 1466425385 0 :LegionMammal978!1863deb7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.24.99.222.183 PART #esoteric :
< 1466425506 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover JOIN :#esoteric
< 1466427837 0 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net JOIN :#esoteric
< 1466428090 0 :tromp!~tromp@rtc35-232.rentec.com QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer
< 1466428565 0 :MoALTz_!~no@78-11-183-124.static.ip.netia.com.pl JOIN :#esoteric
< 1466428605 0 :Alcest!~alcest@69.64.40.177 QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds
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< 1466428792 0 :MoALTz_!?@? NICK :MoALTz
< 1466430473 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric
< 1466431265 0 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-18e43ef5.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds
< 1466431548 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :<\oren\> and some trams <-- my city has only one tram hth
< 1466431563 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :several trains, though.
< 1466431594 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera: ^
< 1466431608 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok
< 1466431674 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :(well, those generally leave and arrive in the city.  there are no internal train lines)
< 1466431719 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :but it's the regional train hub of mid norway
< 1466431919 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah. whereas I live in a proper city, with no hurricanes or earthquakes, but several lines of trams
< 1466431928 0 :iaglium!~i@c-73-224-87-206.hsd1.fl.comcast.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 272 seconds
< 1466431967 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :my city doesn't have hurricanes or earthquakes either.  or volcanos.  all we get is the occasional storm.
< 1466431979 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :wait
< 1466431990 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i guess that can be a hurricane, in theory.
< 1466432091 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe the scientists will come up with some mutant monsters.
< 1466432099 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes, no volcanos either
< 1466432123 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm *volcanoes
< 1466432181 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :no lava spitting mountains or dark water splitting mountains
< 1466432190 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera: are you working in an evil lair on the slope of vt. vesuvius twh
< 1466432195 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :*mt.
< 1466432225 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :(or even better, inside)
< 1466432252 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :(but i'm not sure real evil lair technology is that advanced yet)
< 1466432305 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :"dark water splitting mountains"?
< 1466432359 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i suppose that may just be scenery
< 1466432380 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :now if the water were actually black...
< 1466432453 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: dark water is what you have in video games instead of lava on Game Boy, since it only has a black and white display with crude graphics. it doesn't look like lava at all. 
< 1466432457 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? draw water
< 1466432463 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? dark water
< 1466432465 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :aha
< 1466432475 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think I even added a wisdom for this
< 1466432486 0 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? lava
< 1466432487 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :dark water? ¯\(°​_o)/¯
< 1466432487 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :draw water? ¯\(°​_o)/¯
< 1466432489 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :lava? ¯\(°​_o)/¯
< 1466432492 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :nope
< 1466432508 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :but now i have an image of a dark mountain rising up from a dark sea
< 1466432538 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :with assorted ominous figures flying to and fro
< 1466432550 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`slashlearn dark water/Dark water is an instadeath terrain type in Game Boy games that would represent lava if you had lots of imaginations.
< 1466432554 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`slashlearn dark water/Dark water is an instadeath terrain type in Game Boy games that would represent lava if you had lots of imagination.
< 1466432555 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Learned «dark water»
< 1466432559 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Relearned «dark water»
< 1466432562 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? dark water
< 1466432565 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Dark water is an instadeath terrain type in Game Boy games that would represent lava if you had lots of imagination.
< 1466432605 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :technically a lot of real lava is black when it's cooled down to only slightly lethal
< 1466432658 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :(or not so slightly. there's a tvtropes page for this stuff)
< 1466432664 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: sure, but video game lava isn't real lava
< 1466432684 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm just saying that being dark is not necessarily disqualifying
< 1466432697 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: sure, dark is fine, it just looks to me like water
< 1466432702 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :now, being able to step right next to it with no harm, on the other hand...
< 1466432709 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :the Danube looks quite dark too
< 1466432719 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :and so does the Balaton too
< 1466432739 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :the Danube being lava would have made much of european history a lot stranger
< 1466432763 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :How would you even get lava in a castle?
< 1466432769 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i guess it would just have been an impenetrable barrier
< 1466432780 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :b_jonas: evil lair technology hth
< 1466432785 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :(or magic)
< 1466433138 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`culprits wisdom/this sentence
< 1466433157 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf oerjan shachaf shachaf oerjan elliott shachaf
< 1466433206 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`hoag wisdom/this sentence
< 1466433214 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​<shachaf> slwd this sentence//s#not invented by Taneb#invented by oerjan# \ <oerjan> revert \ <shachaf> ` sed -i \'s/was not/was/\' wisdom/\'this sentence\' \ <shachaf> ` sed -i \'s/was/was not/\' wisdom/this\\ sentence \ <oerjan> revert \ <elliott> revert 1 \ <shachaf> echo >wisdom/this\\ sentence \'This sentence was invented by Taneb. Taneb in
< 1466433305 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION wonders why he reverted the last time
< 1466433342 0 :iaglium!~i@c-67-190-220-147.hsd1.fl.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric
< 1466433358 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`slwd this sentence//s/oerjan/shachaf/
< 1466433364 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :wisdom/this sentence//This sentence was invented by shachaf. Taneb invented it.
< 1466433365 0 :bender__!~bender@2404:e800:e61a:41d:a40d:a9e0:2443:e012 JOIN :#esoteric
< 1466433388 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@tell shachaf i made this sentence more accurate hth
< 1466433388 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :Consider it noted.
< 1466433467 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`wiser magic
< 1466433471 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :The magic was in you all along. \  Taneb invented it.
< 1466433480 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`rm bin/wiser
< 1466433484 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output.
< 1466433504 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :I should write that properly. And make it add other suffixes randomly, like "Except in bed." or "Except on Tuesdays.
< 1466433507 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :"
< 1466433535 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :okay
< 1466433670 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/4ov74y/ovh_founder_on_twitter_canonical_is_attempting_to/
< 1466433728 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`card-by-name nausea
< 1466433732 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nausea \ 1B \ Sorcery \ All creatures get -1/-1 until end of turn. \ EX-C, 7E-C, 8ED-C
< 1466433752 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`random-card 1B\nSorcery\nAll creatures get -1/-1 until end of turn.
< 1466433755 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nausea \ 1B \ Sorcery \ All creatures get -1/-1 until end of turn. \ EX-C, 7E-C, 8ED-C
< 1466433757 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`random-card 1B\nSorcery\nAll creatures get -1/-1 until end of turn.
< 1466433760 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Shrivel \ 1B \ Sorcery \ All creatures get -1/-1 until end of turn. \ ROE-C, M14-C, MM2-C
< 1466433760 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :no, the other one
< 1466433762 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes, that
< 1466433993 0 :b_jonas!~x@russell2.math.bme.hu PRIVMSG #esoteric :`random-card
< 1466433997 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gryff's Boon \ W \ Enchantment -- Aura \ Enchant creature \ Enchanted creature gets +1/+0 and has flying. \ {3}{W}: Return Gryff's Boon from your graveyard to the battlefield attached to target creature. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery. \ SOI-U
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< 1466434506 0 :bender__!?@? NICK :bender
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< 1466435161 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@ask shachaf did you misspell "indiscrete" on purpose?
< 1466435162 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :Consider it noted.
< 1466435166 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :um
< 1466435173 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? the universe
< 1466435178 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :The universe was invented by Taneb as an opposing force to oerjan. Escardó proved that it was indiscreet.
< 1466435183 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :still there
< 1466436583 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: fwiw I thought "indiscreet" looked deliberate
< 1466436653 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :also I like the idea of a universe spilling secrets
< 1466436879 0 :iaglium!~i@c-67-190-220-147.hsd1.fl.comcast.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds
< 1466436913 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :good, good
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< 1466438294 0 :iaglium!~i@c-67-190-220-147.hsd1.fl.comcast.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds
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< 1466439378 0 :adu!~ajr@static-108-48-76-162.washdc.fios.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric
< 1466439702 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07IANAL14]]4 N10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?oldid=47237 5* 03FMota 5* (+1392) 10Created page with "IANAL (I Am Not A Lawyer) is a programming language. Programs in this language are presented in the form of a legal contract, and they run with the aid of a human interpreter..."
< 1466439904 0 :spiette!~spiette@206.167.243.3 QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds
< 1466440072 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07User:FMota14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=47238&oldid=35261 5* 03FMota 5* (+14) 10
< 1466440217 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Joke language list14]]4 M10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=47239&oldid=47080 5* 03FMota 5* (+46) 10/* General languages */ Added IANAL.
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< 1466442138 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: yes hth
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< 1466442248 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :glad that's settled tdh
< 1466442294 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: i was going to make more of a pun there but i couldn't think of one
< 1466442319 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe it would go ebtterin the other wisdom entry
< 1466442322 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? universe
< 1466442332 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :A universe is a poem in one stanza.
< 1466442670 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i dunno, that one looks better when concise.
< 1466442845 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`1 xxd wisdom/this\ sentence
< 1466442850 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :1/1:0000000: 5468 6973 2073 656e 7465 6e63 6520 7761  This sentence wa \ 0000010: 7320 696e 7665 6e74 6564 2062 7920 7368  s invented by sh \ 0000020: 6163 0f68 6166 2e20 5461 6e65 6220 696e  ac.haf. Taneb in \ 0000030: 7665 6e74 6564 2069 742e 0a              vented it.. \
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< 1466444589 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: i figured if i didn't put that in, you'd just `revert it hth
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< 1466448414 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? tanebventions: maths
< 1466448418 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mathematical tanebventions include D-modules, Chu spaces, the torus, Stephen Wolfram, Klein bottles, the reals, Lambek's lemma, pointless topology, and histograms.
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< 1466448445 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :is the sextant a mathematical tanebvention
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< 1466453466 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh so thats what ianal stands for. i have been reading it in my head literally.
< 1466453902 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :why doesnt C have a rotate operator? 
< 1466453926 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :mpst processors have a rotate instruction.
< 1466454021 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh maybe the pdp 11 didnt
< 1466454070 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :no it totally did!
< 1466454076 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :argh
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< 1466454319 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :for that matter whytf don't more languages allow you to test for overflow simply? most processors have an overflow flag for that purpose!
< 1466454529 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :goddamn people pandering to special snowflake processor designers
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< 1466457549 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :gcc lets you use all of that with __builtin_*
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< 1466457989 0 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :\oren\: Rust has a rotate method
< 1466458217 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :. o O ( so does Postscript )
< 1466458266 0 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover PRIVMSG #esoteric :x.rotate_left(y) and x.rotate_right(y) (Yeah, the names are pretty long.. )
< 1466458331 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :Most compilers turn (a >> K) | (a << (W-K)) of a W-bit unsigned type into a single rotate-by-K instruction.
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< 1466458370 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :even mksh can rotate
< 1466458442 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` echo 'unsigned f(unsigned x) { return (x << 7) | (x >> (32-7)); }' | gcc -x c - -o - -S | tr '\t' ' ' | grep roll
< 1466458447 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​ roll $7, %eax
< 1466458480 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's doubly stupid that you have to write it like that
< 1466458574 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm what if i made an assembler with a c like syntax
< 1466458595 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :isn't that called c
< 1466458631 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :eax += *(i32)rbx
< 1466458657 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :eax += *(i32*)rbx
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< 1466458710 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :a language where you can add * anywhere randomly and it will still be valid
< 1466458791 0 :Taneb!~Taneb@runciman.hacksoc.org PRIVMSG #esoteric :But only one *
< 1466458808 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or for 6502: A+=*(0x6000+X)
< 1466458965 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :which turns into 7d 00 60
< 1466459014 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ideally it can figure out even ones that take more than one instruction
< 1466459118 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm and maybe it would also have type inference for pointers
< 1466459131 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ill work on a spec
< 1466459191 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :but the point is this would avoid learning so many opcode mnemonics
< 1466459567 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? wbinvd
< 1466459568 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :wbinvd? ¯\(°​_o)/¯
< 1466459665 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :you would still have to know what the registers are named but perhaps those would be in a header
< 1466459746 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :include "x86-64.h"
< 1466459772 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i64 register rax
< 1466459794 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i32 register eax
< 1466459836 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i8 register ah
< 1466459871 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :\oren\: so what are you imagining to do with the MMX/SSE{,2,3,4} mess?
< 1466459903 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :probably the type sysyem will include arrays or structs
< 1466459915 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :so something like
< 1466459950 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah, the AVX family seems to be the most recent addition there.
< 1466459968 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION has stopped paying attention to processor developements :/
< 1466459969 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :\oren\: FWIW those have been done; they're generally considered "high level assemblers".
< 1466459984 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :(not that that should stop you)
< 1466459993 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i32 register mm032[2]
< 1466460124 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: ive looked at a few...
< 1466460209 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :they seem to revolve around providing if and while rather than algebraic notaton
< 1466460360 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :basically ive becone fed up with c. i just wish gcc would stop optimizing based on undefined behaviour and instead define said behaviour in a useful and consistent manner
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< 1466460430 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :A huge amount of UB comes from C wanting to support different CPUs without requiring inefficient code gen, FWIW...
< 1466460455 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :If GCC decided to abandon that, then it'd in some cases be forced to, well, emit inefficient code to support the semantics.
< 1466460509 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :well what they could do is have a flag -fx86semantics
< 1466460529 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :Would that include the floating point semantics?
< 1466460557 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes it would just do whatever the obvious thing is
< 1466460574 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :Then it would be forced to do a software floating point implementation.
< 1466460589 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: why?
< 1466460613 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :the obbvious thing is that adding two doubles emits a fadd
< 1466460614 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :... Because x86 is unique in having 80-bit floats. And only 80-bit floats.
< 1466460640 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :Unless you use SSE2 math, but most on x86 don't.
< 1466460671 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :-ffloat-store exists for a reason.
< 1466460689 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :but I don't think that's the stuff \oren\ is complaining about anyway
< 1466460700 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :right. essentially i want a flag that defines things as the most obvious way to do in asm
< 1466460721 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's thing like "oh this code path dereferences a null pointer, which is undefined behavior, so let's mark it as never taken"
< 1466460740 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :and breaking overflow checks
< 1466460752 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: -ffloat-store produces non-conformant behavior... But, on the other hand, on compilers before GCC 5, the default was both non-conformant *and utterly inconsistent*. :)
< 1466460871 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :(-ffloat-store stores intermediates to the stack as 64-bit or 32-bit floats immediately. What C requires is intermediates only get reduced down to that on a cast or store to double or float; what GCC did was reduce down to that whenever it would spill to the stack.)
< 1466460935 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: yeah. the overflow of signed integers has -fwrapv but ideally there should be something that defines all UB.
< 1466462302 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :accessing an undefined variable shoukd just give you some value. it shouldn't delete the code of the entire containing function..
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< 1466462640 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, now. The x87 FPU control word *does* have a precision control, being able to select single (24), double (53) or double extended (64) precision.
< 1466462662 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :"These settings are provided to support IEEE Standard 754 and to provide compatibility with the specifications of certain existing programming languages."
< 1466462680 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :(From what I recall, they don't affect the exponent range, though.)
< 1466462835 0 :pikhq!~pikhq@2601:647:4b00:63aa:eade:27ff:fe08:b48b PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: Yup, they can't really be used for saner floats because of that.
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< 1466463757 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :@metar CYUL
< 1466463757 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :CYUL 202100Z 22025G33KT 30SM FEW075 SCT250 32/16 A2975 RMK CU1CI3 SLP074 DENSITY ALT 2300FT
< 1466463782 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :thirty-fungotting-two outside. sunny, face wind. much fun to bike. bleh.
< 1466463812 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :@metar CYUL
< 1466463812 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :CYUL 202100Z 22025G33KT 30SM FEW075 SCT250 32/16 A2975 RMK CU1CI3 SLP074 DENSITY ALT 2300FT
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< 1466463816 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :@metar ENVA
< 1466463816 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :ENVA 202150Z 16015KT CAVOK 16/07 Q1003 RMK WIND 670FT 18024G38KT
< 1466463832 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION should import some ørjanlandweather
< 1466463852 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? weather
< 1466463856 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :lambdabot: @@ @@ (@where weather) CYUL ENVA ESSB KOAK
< 1466463858 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : CYUL 202100Z 22025G33KT 30SM FEW075 SCT250 32/16 A2975 RMK CU1CI3 SLP074 DENSITY ALT 2300FT \ ENVA 202150Z 16015KT CAVOK 16/07 Q1003 RMK WIND 670FT 18024G38KT \ ESSB 202150Z AUTO 15005KT 9999 NCD 14/10 Q1014 \ KOAK 202153Z 28014KT 10SM FEW080 FEW120 23/11 A3007 RMK AO2 SLP181 T02330111
< 1466463873 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :@metar KSJC
< 1466463873 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :KSJC 202153Z 30013G18KT 10SM FEW070 SCT120 SCT200 29/07 A3005 RMK AO2 SLP173 T02890067
< 1466463895 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hellochaf. please stop moving twh
< 1466463912 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :@metar KPHX
< 1466463913 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :KPHX 202151Z 18009KT 10SM FEW120 FEW200 SCT250 46/03 A2977 RMK AO2 SLP056 T04560028
< 1466463951 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :@metar cyyz
< 1466463951 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :CYYZ 202118Z 24020G28KT 15SM BKN060TCU BKN075 30/21 A2977 RMK TCU5AC2 SLP081 DENSITY ALT 2500FT
< 1466463963 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :@metar LLBG
< 1466463963 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :LLBG 202150Z 18004KT CAVOK 25/18 Q1010 NOSIG
< 1466464053 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :he\\oren\.
< 1466464148 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Canada is topping the temperatures. there's something wrong going on...
< 1466464186 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :@metar FTTJ
< 1466464187 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :FTTJ 202100Z 23004KT 9999 FEW040 FEW050CB 28/23 Q1013 NOSIG
< 1466464217 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's warmer here than N'Djamena. please someone who has admin access reboot the Earth.
< 1466464233 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: did you see KPHX hth
< 1466464283 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :aberrant outlier. statistically unsound, and it goes against my rant.
< 1466464314 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I highly doubt it's possible to reach +46 in the K??? block hth
< 1466464325 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :toronto has a horrible heat island
< 1466464349 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :okay, KPHX is Phoenix. perfectly plausible.
< 1466464368 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :\oren\: the Big T is disastrous for heat.
< 1466464382 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :when you enter the farmland the temperature drops 10 degrees on a typical summer
< 1466464452 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :one day ill run for mayor and build a giant air conditioned dome over the entire GTA
< 1466464506 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :you should build it around here. much better immo.
< 1466464527 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :it will be a big beautiful dome, and ill make the albertans pay for it!
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< 1466464553 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh. please yourself! as long as they pay I'm fine with it.
< 1466464592 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07FiM++14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=47240&oldid=45608 5* 0385.244.128.237 5* (-5) 10
< 1466464639 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :@metar KCHD
< 1466464639 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :KCHD 202147Z 17007KT 20SM FEW200 45/03 A2980
< 1466464660 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :@metar KTUS
< 1466464660 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :KTUS 202153Z AUTO 00000KT 10SM CLR 43/02 A2993 RMK AO2 SLP074 T04330022
< 1466464667 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :okay, okay. american heatwave. I'm still complaining, tho!
< 1466464672 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION mumbles grumbles
< 1466464679 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :You know, when I moved to the US, I thought it was a cold country.
< 1466464704 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :the dome will generate revenue as it will be opaque abd white, so we can project advertisements onto it to be visible to everyone in the city
< 1466464706 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Anyway does Arizona even really count?
< 1466464709 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :@metar KSAN
< 1466464709 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :KSAN 202151Z 18009KT 10SM FEW040 SCT100 25/16 A2989 RMK AO2 SLP123 FU SCT100 T02500161
< 1466464753 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :the big dipper will be replaced by the coca cola logo
< 1466464818 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :whoa whoa whoa, remember _The Man Who Sold the Moon_?
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< 1466464859 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: well it would only visible from inside the dome
< 1466464884 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :so revenue would go to the municipal government only.
< 1466464900 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION mapoles the corporate shill out of \oren\
< 1466464917 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :"In Robert A. Heinlein's 1951 novella The Man Who Sold the Moon the protagonist raises funds for his lunar ambitions by publicly describing means of covering the visible lunar face in advertising and propaganda, and then taking money not to do so."
< 1466464941 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol that could also work
< 1466465108 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :we could project visuals of the night sky onto the dome with brightness enhanced making toronto the only metropolis where the milky way is clearly visible
< 1466465194 0 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: he bought the moon with money he got for not buying it?
< 1466465201 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :in emergencies the dome coukd also display news footage or instructions for response personnel
< 1466465207 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Koen_: For not advertising on it, I guess?
< 1466465218 0 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :that sounds like diverting money
< 1466465226 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm not sure that he bought the moon. I guess he did?
< 1466465236 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :But I think that story is mainly about how he sold it.
< 1466465239 0 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :there is an iranian film about the death penalty
< 1466465254 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :\oren\: Or a picture of a bat?
< 1466465262 0 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :the father of a murdered girl asks the father of the murderer for money in exchange of which he will not press charges
< 1466465301 0 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :but it turns out that since men are worth more than women, the state won't execute the murderer unless the family of the victim pays the difference
< 1466465321 0 :Koen_!~Koen@vbo91-6-78-245-243-132.fbx.proxad.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :so the father of the victim is planning to use the money he got for not pressing charges to pay for the execution
< 1466465528 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm it appears that noone has proposed an *opaque* done...
< 1466465548 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/done/done
< 1466465563 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/done/dome
< 1466465631 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf, holy fuck i thought those metars were in fahrenheit
< 1466465641 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :happoily solstice!
< 1466465881 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :bonne ploeirjane lune et bjohan senlstice!
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< 1466466477 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh so it is
< 1466466566 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :<\oren\> oh so thats what ianal stands for. i have been reading it in my head literally. <-- the beauty is that it doesn't really change the meaning much hth
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