< 1470960067 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :helloily < 1470960074 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :*munch*! < 1470960078 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(quinthellopia!) < 1470961802 0 :moon_!~IceChat9@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :helloily < 1470961819 0 :testing1234!~kragniz@cpc92876-cmbg18-2-0-cust618.5-4.cable.virginm.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1470962425 0 :moon_!~IceChat9@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf QUIT :Ping timeout: 265 seconds < 1470962578 0 :baordog!~bob@cpe-24-193-94-165.nyc.res.rr.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1470962718 0 :`^_^v!~nycs@gw.hq.meetup.com QUIT :Ping timeout: 276 seconds < 1470962845 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :@metar CYUL < 1470962845 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :CYUL 112300Z 22004G16KT 15SM FEW050TCU BKN250 31/20 A2989 RMK TCU1CI7 TCU TR SLP121 DENSITY ALT 1900FT < 1470962892 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION does a rain dance. «Awéye! Mouille!» < 1470963822 0 :testing1234!~kragniz@cpc92876-cmbg18-2-0-cust618.5-4.cable.virginm.net QUIT :Quit: WeeChat 1.5 < 1470963836 0 :kragniz1!~kragniz@cpc92876-cmbg18-2-0-cust618.5-4.cable.virginm.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1470964313 0 :Zarutian!~zarutian@168-110-22-46.fiber.hringdu.is QUIT :Quit: Zarutian < 1470964336 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :@metar CYUL < 1470964337 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :CYUL 120000Z 25002KT 15SM FEW040CB FEW160 BKN250 29/20 A2988 RMK CB1AC1CI7 CB TR AC TR CB TOP SE SLP119 DENSITY ALT 1800FT < 1470964360 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION dons pompoms and dances some more < 1470965535 0 :jaboja!~jaboja@2a00:f41:386d:961a:de85:deff:fe55:967a QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1470965597 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Talk:MiniStringFuck14]]4 N10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?oldid=49119 5* 03Darkrifts 5* (+175) 10Created page with "I believe this should be a joke language, since it seems to be on par with [[Deadfish]] ~~~~" < 1470965756 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Deadfish ain't no joke! < 1470965803 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :how does one make somebody else join an IRC chännel? can we track their IP down, remote into their machine, install and launch a bootstrapped client that automatically joins them here? < 1470965844 0 :alercah!raedford@unaffiliated/alercah PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: that's called a botnet < 1470965876 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :alercahello. right. < 1470965940 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: STILL NO FUNGOT! I AM FEELING DISPOSSESSED! EMOTIONS ARE FLOODING OVER ME! WELL, NOT QUITE FLOODING, JUST HUMIDIFYING ME! METAPHORICALLY! LIKE, YOU KNOW, ASTRAL AURA DAMPENING, DUDE! < 1470965975 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(hellorcah? allorcah? alercahello?) < 1470966047 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :@metar KBOS < 1470966047 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :KBOS 112354Z 23012G20KT 190V250 10SM FEW050 BKN230 32/24 A2994 RMK AO2 SLP137 T03170239 10356 20317 53004 < 1470966052 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's too hot for fungot. < 1470966057 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hey, that rhymes. < 1470966076 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :Although doesn't make much sense otherwise, since fungot's not *here*. < 1470966116 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :wait. you're in Boston now? < 1470966130 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1470966137 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :thizzie! < 1470966139 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm just visiting. < 1470966141 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: o hai! < 1470966141 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: it might have been my primary hacking area anyways) < 1470966148 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :And Cambridge, actually. < 1470966166 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :do you like it there? does Quincy Market still exist? < 1470966214 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :I haven't managed to see much of it yet, been mostly confined to the hotel-office axis. < 1470966222 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :And the hotel's across the street from the office. < 1470966237 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'll have a free Saturday here though. < 1470966378 0 :jaboja!~jaboja@2a00:f41:386d:961a:de85:deff:fe55:967a JOIN :#esoteric < 1470966664 0 :carado!~carado@2a01:e34:ec1e:2390:8341:b3f5:2d6:41fa QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1470966693 0 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@n023h148.pguest.mun.ca QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1470967126 0 :jaboja!~jaboja@2a00:f41:386d:961a:de85:deff:fe55:967a QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1470968626 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net QUIT :Quit: DEMONIAC CHICKEN < 1470969561 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1470970328 0 :moon_!~IceChat9@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf JOIN :#esoteric < 1470970339 0 :moon_!~IceChat9@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :i personally think my bot has a good sqrt of 2 answer < 1470970340 0 :moon_!~IceChat9@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric : 1.414213562373095048801688724209698078569671875376948073176679737990732478462107038850387 5343276415727350138462309122970249248361 < 1470970349 0 :moon_!~IceChat9@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :thats 128 digits < 1470970501 0 :lifthrasiir!~lifthrasi@115.68.131.49 PRIVMSG #esoteric :a square of that number is 2 + 1.2487297240530495370686529703... * 10^-127, so it is probably accurate < 1470970821 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Language list14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=49120&oldid=49111 5* 03Oerjan 5* (+0) 10deorr < 1470970828 0 :AlexR42!~textual@94.41.133.192 JOIN :#esoteric < 1470971026 0 :moon_!~IceChat9@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf QUIT :Ping timeout: 252 seconds < 1470971301 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1470971472 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@tell gamemanj ...you'd have thought one of those characters would have triggered a bot... <-- yes. but not in that order hth < 1470971472 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :Consider it noted. < 1470971626 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quote hilarious < 1470971628 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :174) I love the way zzo38's comment was cut off after the f of brainfuck that's just the most hilarious place to cut it off in a discussion about censorshi < 1470971671 0 :Warrigal!?@? NICK :tswett < 1470972006 0 :orin!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm making changes to my font so that e.g. ㎆ won't look exatly like MB < 1470972301 0 :AlexR42!~textual@94.41.133.192 QUIT :Quit: My Mac has gone to sleep. ZZZzzz… < 1470972870 0 :baordog!~bob@cpe-24-193-94-165.nyc.res.rr.com QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1470973993 0 :tswett!~tswett@192.241.237.138 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`unidecode ㎆ < 1470973994 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​[U+3386 SQUARE MB] < 1470974174 0 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-qvuoxzqkfgfskyvm QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1470974174 0 :ocharles!sid30093@musicbrainz/user/ocharles QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1470974664 0 :ocharles!sid30093@musicbrainz/user/ocharles JOIN :#esoteric < 1470974674 0 :zgrep!sid43445@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-tegxfaacgefisqgp JOIN :#esoteric < 1470978577 0 :AlexR42!~textual@94.41.133.192 JOIN :#esoteric < 1470979767 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@tell boily i suspect gamemanj's "error" isn't one (those are all legal nick chars and, well, it's oren), although the original seems to have been expunged from HackEgo. < 1470979767 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :Consider it noted. < 1470979922 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` hog quotes | grep 'being hilarious' < 1470979931 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1470979935 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` hog quotes | grep 'being hilarious' < 1470979937 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1470979942 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`hoq quotes < 1470979943 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: hoq: not found < 1470979948 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`hog quotes < 1470979949 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​ addquote If we don\'t study the mistakes of the future we\'re doomed to repeat them for the first time :( \ addquote if someone can, they\'re in this chan \ addquote int-e: all right...ill try not to think about your mind. best of luck with it \ addquote AIUI, one of the senio < 1470979981 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` hog quotes | grep 'hilarious' < 1470979982 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1470979988 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat bin/hog < 1470979989 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hg log --template "{desc}\n" -- "$@" < 1470980000 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` hog quotes | wc < 1470980001 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​ 1175 17667 112886 < 1470980024 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` rgrep hilarious wisdom < 1470980034 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1470980041 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`url quotes < 1470980042 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/file/tip/quotes < 1470980112 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@tell boily oops, never mind, it's weirdly formatted otherwise, so grep doesn't find it < 1470980112 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :Consider it noted. < 1470980135 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quote h.*i.*l.*a.*r.*i.*o.*u.*s < 1470980136 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :14) oerjan: are you a man, if there weren't evil in this kingdom to you! you shall find bekkler! executing program. please let me go... put me out! he's really a tricycle! pass him! \ 20) IN EINEM ALTERNATIVEN UNIVERSUM (WO DIE NAZIS WON): So kann ich nur schliessen, dass es falsch ist, oder die Welt ist vollig BONKERS. Gegrusset s < 1470980162 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm something tells me that's too easy to match :P < 1470980171 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quote 1224 < 1470980172 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :1224) <{\[oren]|}> zzo38:it will cause problems by being hilarious < 1470980232 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@tell boily given this, you might want to double check hth < 1470980232 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :Consider it noted. < 1470982033 0 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet JOIN :#esoteric < 1470982844 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan what happened i missed it < 1470982980 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :on afterthought, i think what happened was gamemanj looked at 1224 in the wisdom.pdf and didn't realize it was supposed to look that weird. < 1470983010 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah < 1470983015 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :and then i blathered because i cannot manage to read to the end of the logs. < 1470983022 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :(before talking) < 1470983042 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes this seems to be a recurring issue with you < 1470983224 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :heres an interesting priblem for you: if you have twenty items and can sort five of them at a time, what is the smallest number of five-item sorts needed to do the job and what sequence of sorts will do it? < 1470983620 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/interesting/too complicated/ < 1470983689 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/n// < 1470983748 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :the "how many" part is easy enough. the sequence is tricky < 1470986500 0 :augur!~augur@2601:640:8001:4222:ddfd:bb38:57e6:db61 JOIN :#esoteric < 1470988114 0 :augur!~augur@2601:640:8001:4222:ddfd:bb38:57e6:db61 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1470988330 0 :augur!~augur@2601:640:8001:4222:580c:53fa:fa6e:aaa1 JOIN :#esoteric < 1470990887 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1470990962 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :The weird thing about my headphones is that it feels like one of the earpieces is completely silent < 1470990970 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :quintopia: 9 is a lower bound, and you're suggesting that it's tight? < 1470990990 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because, due to clever positioning of everything I listen to, it sounds like the noise that is coming from the right one is /inside/ my head < 1470991020 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm... < 1470991087 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :indeed < 1470992464 0 :carado!~carado@2a01:e34:ec1e:2390:8341:b3f5:2d6:41fa JOIN :#esoteric < 1470993541 0 :Cale!~cale@2607:fea8:9840:324:c168:2130:fede:5318 QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1470994261 0 :Cale!~cale@2607:fea8:9840:324:5837:4a1a:b115:4019 JOIN :#esoteric < 1470994615 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's a database with super low memory footprint? < 1470994620 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't need advanced features < 1470994737 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :it should keep as little data as possible in memory and store the rest on disk < 1470994794 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :features i need are literally only to set a value for a given key, and to retrieve a value based on its key < 1470994812 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :no fancy sql is needed < 1470994936 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :values are memory blobs of varying size, keys are 6 character alphanumeric strings < 1470994977 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :i guess i can write this thing myself < 1470995427 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no QUIT :Quit: Nite < 1470996494 0 :Lymia!lymia@magical.girl.lyrical.lymia.moe QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1470996916 0 :Lymia!lymia@magical.girl.lyrical.lymia.moe JOIN :#esoteric < 1470997066 0 :AlexR42!~textual@94.41.133.192 QUIT :Quit: My Mac has gone to sleep. ZZZzzz… < 1470998883 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Fourier14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=49121&oldid=49113 5* 0386.146.9.60 5* (-3) 10/* Date */ < 1470999631 0 :AlexR42!~textual@94.41.133.192 JOIN :#esoteric < 1471000012 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1471000519 0 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@n023h158.pguest.mun.ca JOIN :#esoteric < 1471001358 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1471002612 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1471002618 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavellon[1]! < 1471002679 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :ahoily < 1471002776 0 :kragniz1!~kragniz@cpc92876-cmbg18-2-0-cust618.5-4.cable.virginm.net QUIT :Quit: WeeChat 1.5 < 1471002825 0 :kragniz1!~kragniz@cpc92876-cmbg18-2-0-cust618.5-4.cable.virginm.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1471003141 0 :kragniz1!~kragniz@cpc92876-cmbg18-2-0-cust618.5-4.cable.virginm.net QUIT :Quit: WeeChat 1.5 < 1471004101 0 :kragniz1!~kragniz@nyaa.kragniz.eu JOIN :#esoteric < 1471004265 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :@massages-loud < 1471004265 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan said 6h 48m 18s ago: i suspect gamemanj's "error" isn't one (those are all legal nick chars and, well, it's oren), although the original seems to have been expunged from HackEgo. < 1471004266 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan said 6h 42m 33s ago: oops, never mind, it's weirdly formatted otherwise, so grep doesn't find it < 1471004266 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan said 6h 40m 33s ago: given this, you might want to double check hth < 1471004300 0 :kragniz1!~kragniz@nyaa.kragniz.eu QUIT :Client Quit < 1471004342 0 :kragniz1!~kragniz@nyaa.kragniz.eu JOIN :#esoteric < 1471004621 0 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@n023h158.pguest.mun.ca QUIT :Ping timeout: 244 seconds < 1471004916 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net QUIT :Quit: CUTOUT CHICKEN < 1471004970 0 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover QUIT :Quit: Rebooting < 1471004999 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera: dbm's modern successors (GDBM & friends) would be the traditional choice for that sort of thing, though I don't know how they compare wrt. *super*-low memory footprint. < 1471005244 0 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover JOIN :#esoteric < 1471005367 0 :kragniz!?@? NICK :Guest66666 < 1471005375 0 :kragniz1!?@? NICK :kragniz < 1471005687 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf QUIT :Ping timeout: 258 seconds < 1471005730 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf JOIN :#esoteric < 1471006404 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera: Although I guess you could also just use a directory. < 1471006414 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's what i'm using atm < 1471006452 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :thanks for your suggestion < 1471006457 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :about dbm i mean < 1471006678 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :Aside: traditional dbm tends to have fixed size limits for the values (in the "few kilobytes" ballpark), but at least GDBM doesn't. Although I've only really interfaced with these things via Perl's AnyDBM_File. < 1471006932 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1471007630 0 :augur!~augur@2601:640:8001:4222:580c:53fa:fa6e:aaa1 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1471008598 0 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@n023h158.pguest.mun.ca JOIN :#esoteric < 1471008724 0 :Sgeo__!~Sgeo@ool-18e43ef5.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1471009000 0 :Sgeo__!~Sgeo@ool-18e43ef5.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1471009023 0 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@n023h158.pguest.mun.ca QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1471009311 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover JOIN :#esoteric < 1471009492 0 :Sgeo__!~Sgeo@ool-18e43ef5.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1471010836 0 :byteflame!~byteflame@70-89-65-45-little-rock-ar.hfc.comcastbusiness.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1471011516 0 :AlexR42!~textual@94.41.133.192 QUIT :Quit: My Mac has gone to sleep. ZZZzzz… < 1471011759 0 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover QUIT :Ping timeout: 264 seconds < 1471012127 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.airguitarworldchampionships.com/ next week < 1471012145 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :i mean in 2 weeks < 1471012286 0 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover JOIN :#esoteric < 1471012325 0 :FireFly!~firefly@freenode/staff/firefly PRIVMSG #esoteric :air guitar.. that's the one in Oulu, I think? < 1471012342 0 :FireFly!~firefly@freenode/staff/firefly PRIVMSG #esoteric :Right < 1471012588 0 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@n023h158.pguest.mun.ca JOIN :#esoteric < 1471012864 0 :carado!~carado@2a01:e34:ec1e:2390:8341:b3f5:2d6:41fa QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1471013146 0 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@n023h158.pguest.mun.ca QUIT :Ping timeout: 265 seconds < 1471013392 0 :adu!~ajr@static-108-48-76-162.washdc.fios.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1471014209 0 :`^_^v!~nycs@gw.hq.meetup.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1471014374 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :how does one bruteforce this? http://codegolf.stackexchange.com/a/89541/14676 < 1471014470 0 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@n023h158.pguest.mun.ca JOIN :#esoteric < 1471014517 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i like it < 1471014577 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1471014658 0 :FireFly!~firefly@freenode/staff/firefly PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera: write a number of expressions with a few constants, bruteforce the constants for each expression? < 1471014685 0 :FireFly!~firefly@freenode/staff/firefly PRIVMSG #esoteric :so like (x ^ A) * B (and similarly for other expressions of x involving up to two constants) < 1471014710 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :how did they come up with xor and multiply? < 1471014730 0 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@n023h158.pguest.mun.ca QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1471014736 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :they tried all of them? < 1471014791 0 :FireFly!~firefly@freenode/staff/firefly PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't know, it's what I would do < 1471014835 0 :FireFly!~firefly@freenode/staff/firefly PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's not really explained < 1471014861 0 :FireFly!~firefly@freenode/staff/firefly PRIVMSG #esoteric :you could make a comment and ask them to elaborate on how the expression was bruteforced < 1471014889 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :i run out of comments long ago < 1471014916 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :i do think finding ^ and * to use that for sorting is reasonable < 1471014947 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :12 values out of 2^8 is reasonable < 1471014984 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :you'd be able to do that for practically any set of 12 strings that are different enough < 1471015353 0 :adu!~ajr@static-108-48-76-162.washdc.fios.verizon.net QUIT :Quit: adu < 1471015744 0 :carado!~carado@37.174.217.49 JOIN :#esoteric < 1471016785 0 :Sgeo__!~Sgeo@ool-18e43ef5.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1471018813 0 :orin!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :the next version of my font will include playing cards < 1471018834 0 :orin!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :because I wanted to do more astral plane stuff < 1471018936 0 :orin!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :🂡 < 1471019028 0 :orin!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ooh, what if we had a computer that had playing cards instead of bytes, and five card "words" < 1471019068 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :ur drunk < 1471019089 0 :orin!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :actually, mever mind that. suppose a computer stored its state as a deck of cards. How big is that state, in bits? < 1471019111 0 :lleu!~gnomebad@unaffiliated/lleu JOIN :#esoteric < 1471019114 0 :orin!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :> log2(factorial(52)) < 1471019115 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : Not in scope: ‘log2’ < 1471019115 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : Perhaps you meant ‘log’ (imported from Prelude)Not in scope: ‘factorial’ < 1471019187 0 :orin!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :> add(log([1 .. 52]))/log(2) < 1471019188 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : Not in scope: ‘add’ < 1471019188 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : Perhaps you meant one of these: < 1471019188 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : ‘and’ (imported from Data.List), ‘odd’ (imported from Prelude) < 1471019200 0 :orin!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :> sum(log([1 .. 52]))/log(2) < 1471019202 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : No instance for (Show a0) < 1471019202 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : arising from a use of ‘show_M73354184593098767806440’ < 1471019202 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : The type variable ‘a0’ is ambiguous < 1471019220 0 :orin!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :> sum(log([1.0 .. 52.0]))/log(2.0) < 1471019221 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : No instance for (Show a0) < 1471019221 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : arising from a use of ‘show_M54011832658531067726463’ < 1471019221 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : The type variable ‘a0’ is ambiguous < 1471019228 0 :orin!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :> sum(log([1 .. 52]))/log(2.0) < 1471019229 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : No instance for (Show a0) < 1471019229 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : arising from a use of ‘show_M47258435328389861236473’ < 1471019229 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : The type variable ‘a0’ is ambiguous < 1471019261 0 :orin!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :> sum(map(log,[1 .. 52])))/log(2.0) < 1471019262 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : :1:24: parse error on input ‘)’ < 1471019273 0 :orin!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :> sum(map(log,[1 .. 52]))/log(2.0) < 1471019274 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : Couldn't match expected type ‘a0 -> b’ < 1471019274 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : with actual type ‘(Double -> Double, [Integer])’ < 1471019274 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : In the first argument of ‘map’, namely ‘(log, [1 .. 52])’ < 1471019284 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think you're just proving how drunk you are < 1471019290 0 :orin!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :> sum(map(log [1 .. 52]))/log(2.0) < 1471019291 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : Couldn't match expected type ‘a0 -> b’ with actual type ‘[Integer]’ < 1471019291 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : In the first argument of ‘log’, namely ‘[1 .. 52]’ < 1471019291 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : In the first argument of ‘map’, namely ‘(log [1 .. 52])’ < 1471019312 0 :orin!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera: I'm just trying to bruteforce haskell syntax again < 1471019363 0 :orin!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :> (map log [1 .. 52]) < 1471019365 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : [0.0,0.6931471805599453,1.0986122886681098,1.3862943611198906,1.609437912434... < 1471019368 0 :alercah!raedford@unaffiliated/alercah PRIVMSG #esoteric :would you like assistance? < 1471019376 0 :orin!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :> sum(map log [1 .. 52]) < 1471019377 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : 156.3608363030788 < 1471019399 0 :orin!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :> (sum(map log [1 .. 52]))/(log 2) < 1471019401 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : 225.5810031237028 < 1471019409 0 :alercah!raedford@unaffiliated/alercah PRIVMSG #esoteric :why are you trying to calculate the log base 2 of a deck of cards? < 1471019439 0 :orin!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :alercah: to find out how many bits it takes to store a randomly ordered deck < 1471019470 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :> log (product [1..52])/log 2 < 1471019472 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : 225.5810031237028 < 1471019496 0 :orin!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :the answer being, not enough to make a FSM based on said state interesting enough < 1471019527 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :(double is large enough for the product) < 1471019571 0 :orin!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :wow, I would'nt have expected that. doubles are biiig < 1471019661 0 :orin!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: so I just found out that f(a,b) calls f with the tuple a,b? < 1471019726 0 :orin!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :apparently the correct mehtod to bind f with its arguments within an expression is (f a b) like in lisp < 1471019797 0 :orin!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :haskell seems more related to lisp than to algol < 1471019799 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`olist 1048 < 1471019806 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :olist 1048: shachaf oerjan Sgeo FireFly boily nortti b_jonas < 1471019977 0 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet PRIVMSG #esoteric :> product [1..12] < 1471019978 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : 479001600 < 1471019986 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :indeed Haskell may be less unrelated to lisp than to algol < 1471020039 0 :alercah!raedford@unaffiliated/alercah PRIVMSG #esoteric :orin: doubles are exponential, remember < 1471020083 0 :alercah!raedford@unaffiliated/alercah PRIVMSG #esoteric :they can store really big and really small numbers. Just don't mix < 1471020091 0 :FireFly!~firefly@freenode/staff/firefly PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: o thanks < 1471020097 0 :orin!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :alercah: hmm, so the double can represent it because 225 fits into a double's exponent field? < 1471020109 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :> (2^1023 :: Double, 2^1024 :: Double) < 1471020111 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : (8.98846567431158e307,Infinity) < 1471020443 0 :MoALTz!~no@78-11-183-124.static.ip.netia.com.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1471021576 0 :orin!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nigel Farage grew a moustache! < 1471022133 0 :adu!~ajr@static-108-48-76-162.washdc.fios.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1471022141 0 :orin!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :what new plan does this moustachiod politician have?! < 1471022197 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@host31-50-3-164.range31-50.btcentralplus.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's not Nigel Farage < 1471022209 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@host31-50-3-164.range31-50.btcentralplus.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's his evil doppleganger from another universe < 1471022266 0 :orin!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Rigel Barrage < 1471022538 0 :`^_^v!~nycs@gw.hq.meetup.com QUIT :Quit: This computer has gone to sleep < 1471022660 0 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@n023h158.pguest.mun.ca JOIN :#esoteric < 1471023310 0 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@n023h158.pguest.mun.ca QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1471023927 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@2a03:b0c0:0:1010::ca:e001 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Dingo Garage < 1471023984 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Esolang:Community portal14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=49122&oldid=46125 5* 03CodeMaster111 5* (+235) 10 < 1471024014 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Esolang:Community portal14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=49123&oldid=49122 5* 03CodeMaster111 5* (+2) 10 < 1471025612 0 :Sgeo__!~Sgeo@ool-18e43ef5.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1471025722 0 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@n023h158.pguest.mun.ca JOIN :#esoteric < 1471026075 0 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-18e43ef5.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1471026224 0 :lleu!~gnomebad@unaffiliated/lleu QUIT :Quit: That's what she said < 1471027232 0 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@n023h158.pguest.mun.ca QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1471027492 0 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-18e43ef5.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1471027524 0 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-18e43ef5.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1471027657 0 :carado!~carado@37.174.217.49 QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1471027912 0 :orin!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm, my poll averaging shows a very different result from the poll averaging the media is using < 1471027960 0 :orin!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :it shows turmp support holding steady at 41% about, while clinton declined over the lat week < 1471028001 0 :Sgeo_!~Sgeo@ool-18e43ef5.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1471028008 0 :orin!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :but is still ahead by 3-4% < 1471028132 0 :Sgeo!~Sgeo@ool-18e43ef5.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1471028167 0 :orin!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :The poll averages are based on when the poll was released I think, while my poll averages are based on when the polls were conducted < 1471029282 0 :adu!~ajr@static-108-48-76-162.washdc.fios.verizon.net QUIT :Quit: adu < 1471029309 0 :adu!~ajr@static-108-48-76-162.washdc.fios.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1471029461 0 :adu!~ajr@static-108-48-76-162.washdc.fios.verizon.net QUIT :Client Quit < 1471029532 0 :baordog!~bob@64.90.176.186.static.nyinternet.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1471029707 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Esolang:Community portal14]]4 M10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=49124&oldid=49123 5* 03Fizzie 5* (-2) 10Fix those links (but the "Information" heading is still very vague) < 1471029838 0 :carado!~carado@37.174.216.185 JOIN :#esoteric < 1471030285 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover JOIN :#esoteric < 1471030467 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover QUIT :Client Quit < 1471031534 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1471031930 0 :Jafet!~jafet@unaffiliated/jafet QUIT :Ping timeout: 258 seconds < 1471032945 0 :carado!~carado@37.174.216.185 QUIT :Ping timeout: 244 seconds < 1471033317 0 :carado!~carado@37.174.216.185 JOIN :#esoteric < 1471034796 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Unfortunately, it's impossible to study the optimal Star Wars viewing order in an ethical way < 1471034817 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because to compare episodic and release orders, you have to have someone actually watch it in episodic order < 1471034826 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Which no ethics committee would ever permit < 1471035070 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@host31-50-3-164.range31-50.btcentralplus.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :who needs ethics when you're a mad scientist < 1471035107 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@host31-50-3-164.range31-50.btcentralplus.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :also tell whoever wrote `? gamemanj that "Insert Name Here" was a joke and wasn't to be taken seriously < 1471035330 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :...wow, I really don't get the SMBC favicon < 1471035351 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? gamemanj < 1471035356 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :gamemanj is also the mad scientist I. N. Here. < 1471035406 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :We have mad scientists < 1471035412 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :But not sad scientists < 1471035418 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or glad scientists < 1471035427 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or bored, yet slightly aroused scientists < 1471035572 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :gamemanj: sounds like a perfect wisdom entry then < 1471035582 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :(a joke that could be taken seriously) < 1471036602 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also I had to inquire about the meaning of "I. N." once before... it's not entirely obvious what it stands for, I think. < 1471036639 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@host31-50-3-164.range31-50.btcentralplus.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, I said "Insert Name Here", then... < 1471036642 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@host31-50-3-164.range31-50.btcentralplus.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :`culprits gamemanj < 1471036644 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1471036649 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@host31-50-3-164.range31-50.btcentralplus.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :...that's not possible < 1471036661 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@host31-50-3-164.range31-50.btcentralplus.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :...ok, whatever < 1471036721 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@host31-50-3-164.range31-50.btcentralplus.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :then whoever it was (I vaguely recall the name "oren", but I could be wrong) wrote "I. N. Here", presumably so it sounded like "the mad scientist in here" < 1471036770 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@host31-50-3-164.range31-50.btcentralplus.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :``culprits *gamemanj* < 1471036771 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: `culprits: not found < 1471036776 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@host31-50-3-164.range31-50.btcentralplus.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` culprits *gamemanj* < 1471036777 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1471036794 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@host31-50-3-164.range31-50.btcentralplus.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` culprits *g*a*m*e*m*a*n*j* < 1471036796 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1471036800 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@host31-50-3-164.range31-50.btcentralplus.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nothing??!? < 1471036861 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` echo *gamemanj* < 1471036861 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​*gamemanj* < 1471036876 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@host31-50-3-164.range31-50.btcentralplus.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :...wait. < 1471036879 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` cwlprits gamemanj # presumably? < 1471036881 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan oerjan < 1471036882 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@host31-50-3-164.range31-50.btcentralplus.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :...I'm an idiot < 1471036905 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@host31-50-3-164.range31-50.btcentralplus.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :oren, if you are reading this, sorry I got you confused with oerjan. < 1471036907 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :the u/w is a bit too subtle. < 1471036929 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@host31-50-3-164.range31-50.btcentralplus.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan, if you are reading this, well done, your joke made it into wisdom.pdf. < 1471036941 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@host31-50-3-164.range31-50.btcentralplus.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION gives oerjan a biscuit < 1471036964 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@host31-50-3-164.range31-50.btcentralplus.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Additional note. oerjan is apparently... NOT reading this. < 1471036974 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :he might, later < 1471036981 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@host31-50-3-164.range31-50.btcentralplus.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :@tell oerjan well done, your joke made it into wisdom.pdf. < 1471036981 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :Consider it noted. < 1471036989 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@host31-50-3-164.range31-50.btcentralplus.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, now he definitely will. < 1471036993 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :in http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/16.08.12 < 1471037018 0 :moon_!~IceChat9@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf JOIN :#esoteric < 1471037047 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@host31-50-3-164.range31-50.btcentralplus.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION wonders what this "error" is about < 1471037079 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION wonders what that "error" is about < 1471037115 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@host31-50-3-164.range31-50.btcentralplus.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1471037127 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@host31-50-3-164.range31-50.btcentralplus.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :the "wisdom.pdf error" I mentioned to boily < 1471037146 0 :moon_!~IceChat9@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :What is it? < 1471037294 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@host31-50-3-164.range31-50.btcentralplus.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/21184720/Screenshot_2016-08-12_21-26-44.png < 1471037322 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@host31-50-3-164.range31-50.btcentralplus.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm pretty sure the font isn't intentionally different, in any case < 1471037340 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric : \item \verb!<{\[oren]|}>! \scalebox{1.2}[1]{zzo38:it will cause problems by being hilarious} < 1471037350 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm pretty sure the scalebox is intentional. < 1471037363 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@host31-50-3-164.range31-50.btcentralplus.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :...ok, you have the TeX source, TeX source trumps screenshot. < 1471037381 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@host31-50-3-164.range31-50.btcentralplus.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now, why it's intentional... < 1471037398 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quote will < 1471037399 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :1224) <{\[oren]|}> zzo38:it will cause problems by being hilarious < 1471037412 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@host31-50-3-164.range31-50.btcentralplus.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah, I see. < 1471037447 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@host31-50-3-164.range31-50.btcentralplus.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :New question: why on the planet would anyone choose to write that way... < 1471037478 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :because it fits better with kanji < 1471037488 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :hiragana etc. < 1471037499 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :`unidecode w < 1471037499 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​[U+FF57 FULLWIDTH LATIN SMALL LETTER W] < 1471037530 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@host31-50-3-164.range31-50.btcentralplus.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm not seeing how it fits better... < 1471037544 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@host31-50-3-164.range31-50.btcentralplus.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :like, I guess it makes them aligned with character cells? < 1471037596 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm not 100% sure. I'm used to narrow characters, not square ones. < 1471038487 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? os < 1471038488 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Os is the accusative plural of us. Also a municipality in Norway. < 1471038497 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :...plural of us? < 1471038521 0 :augur!~augur@2601:640:8001:4222:cc32:ff9e:e53d:e13f JOIN :#esoteric < 1471038572 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@2a03:b0c0:0:1010::ca:e001 QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1471038626 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@host31-50-3-164.range31-50.btcentralplus.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1471038630 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@host31-50-3-164.range31-50.btcentralplus.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's for groups of groups < 1471038684 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@host31-50-3-164.range31-50.btcentralplus.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Os was defined by the committee of people interested in shutting up engineers to define the status on P = NP by simply abstracting it so conversation did not matter even if it is true or false < 1471038723 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ugh < 1471038727 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@host31-50-3-164.range31-50.btcentralplus.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :other things invented by the committee of people interested in shutting up engineers: Pi < 1471038731 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bracket is a terrible way to handle sports < 1471038731 0 :prooftechnique!~prooftech@185.14.184.86 JOIN :#esoteric < 1471038752 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@host31-50-3-164.range31-50.btcentralplus.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :then use a better one! < 1471038800 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Clearly, if we're assuming that, given 4 teams A, B, C, D where A plays B to yield J and C plays D to yield K, then J plays K to yield V < 1471038841 0 :myname!~myname@84.200.43.57 PRIVMSG #esoteric :wat < 1471038845 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :If A is better than (>) B and C > D, then V > D < 1471038870 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :If we're using that logic (which is obviously flawed due to rock-paper-scissors-style games) < 1471038893 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Then there is a MUCH more efficient system < 1471038923 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :We put the teams in an order in a 1-dimensional list (presumably either at random or based on previous metrics) < 1471038943 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :We call one team L, and it is initially the first team in the list < 1471038956 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Remove the first team in the list < 1471038994 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Then, repeating until the list is null, pop a team and play it against L. The winner is saved as L and the loser is discarded < 1471039013 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Once the list is null, L is the overall victor of the tournament < 1471039078 0 :MoALTz!~no@78-11-183-124.static.ip.netia.com.pl QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1471039086 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :gamemanj: Get it? < 1471039166 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(essentially, if we don't require that the participating teams be partially ordered- which we clearly don't due to bracket tournaments- then we can do this MUCH more efficiently) < 1471039491 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@host31-50-3-164.range31-50.btcentralplus.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Which team do you pop? < 1471039497 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@host31-50-3-164.range31-50.btcentralplus.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :The team at the top of the list? < 1471039506 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@host31-50-3-164.range31-50.btcentralplus.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also, this means all teams have to play against L. < 1471039521 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@host31-50-3-164.range31-50.btcentralplus.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Until L changes, at least. < 1471039533 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07User:Andrew Melrose14]]4 N10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?oldid=49125 5* 03Andrew Melrose 5* (+265) 10About Andrew Melrose < 1471039545 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_of_the_Hill_%28game%29 < 1471039557 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@host31-50-3-164.range31-50.btcentralplus.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :On the one hand, this means a minimal number of matches are played - on the other, can this be parallelized? < 1471039601 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :the bracket plays the same number of games... it *is* the parallelized version < 1471039634 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :every game eliminates one player or team after all, so you need n-1 games to get from n to 1. < 1471039776 0 :int-e!~noone@static.88-198-179-137.clients.your-server.de PRIVMSG #esoteric :(bonus points if you find the connection to binary trees, and the number of their leafs and internal nodes) < 1471040033 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :gamemanj: Yes < 1471040038 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :gamemanj: Exactly < 1471040065 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :gamemanj: I don't think it can < 1471040088 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@host31-50-3-164.range31-50.btcentralplus.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :...so basically, your system is a step backwards unless you only have one playfield. < 1471040097 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@host31-50-3-164.range31-50.btcentralplus.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :There is also the secondary issue of wear levelling. < 1471040106 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@host31-50-3-164.range31-50.btcentralplus.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :"L" will get tired over time. < 1471040108 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: I don't think that the bracket plays less games... < 1471040109 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does it? < 1471040126 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@host31-50-3-164.range31-50.btcentralplus.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :For the defeater of L, this will be their first game. < 1471040146 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@host31-50-3-164.range31-50.btcentralplus.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :The bracket doesn't play less games, but it doesn't play more either because each bracket eliminates a team. < 1471040151 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :gamemanj: Yeah, but since when has real-world stuff mattered to the NFL or FIFA or the NBA < 1471040175 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :This system plays n-1 games, where n is the number of teams... < 1471040178 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :A bracket plays... < 1471040219 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :In a bracket... the winning team must play all the way to the bottom... but there are less steps... < 1471040225 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think the proper strategy is MATH < 1471040239 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@host31-50-3-164.range31-50.btcentralplus.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Think about it this way. < 1471040243 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :If we have 8 teams, then 7 games are played in a season < 1471040250 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@host31-50-3-164.range31-50.btcentralplus.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :You have 4 teams, A, B, C, D. < 1471040253 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :gamemanj: It'd be easiest with an example, I think < 1471040264 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@host31-50-3-164.range31-50.btcentralplus.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :The brackets would be, as an example, [[A,B],[C,D]] < 1471040274 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@host31-50-3-164.range31-50.btcentralplus.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :A and B fight, C and D fight in parallel. < 1471040285 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@host31-50-3-164.range31-50.btcentralplus.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :The result of these two is A* and B*. < 1471040292 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Using a bracket... each of the 8 teams is paired with another, so 4 games are played in the first round... then 2 in the next... then the finals... so 7 < 1471040293 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Huh < 1471040295 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Weird < 1471040297 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@host31-50-3-164.range31-50.btcentralplus.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :A* and B* are equally worn out. < 1471040313 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@host31-50-3-164.range31-50.btcentralplus.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :You then have [A*, B*], and the game is resolved. < 1471040322 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@host31-50-3-164.range31-50.btcentralplus.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :This takes 3 battles. < 1471040332 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@host31-50-3-164.range31-50.btcentralplus.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :In your system, we start with [A, B], as per usual. < 1471040340 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@host31-50-3-164.range31-50.btcentralplus.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :In the worst case, A wins. < 1471040349 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@host31-50-3-164.range31-50.btcentralplus.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :This is because then they go on, but worn down, < 1471040354 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@host31-50-3-164.range31-50.btcentralplus.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :while C is "fresh". < 1471040368 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@host31-50-3-164.range31-50.btcentralplus.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :So then [A-, C] happens ('-' because A is now worn down and C isn't) < 1471040373 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@host31-50-3-164.range31-50.btcentralplus.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :If A still continues, < 1471040378 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@host31-50-3-164.range31-50.btcentralplus.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :[A--, D] happens... < 1471040390 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@host31-50-3-164.range31-50.btcentralplus.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :And thus who wins is highly order-dependant. < 1471040407 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@host31-50-3-164.range31-50.btcentralplus.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Either way, 3 games are played. < 1471040407 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :True, true < 1471040420 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :But brackets are still broken because of non-transitive winning < 1471040444 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@host31-50-3-164.range31-50.btcentralplus.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I suppose. It's less broken than sending a worn out football team against a completely fresh one, though. < 1471040452 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :gamemanj: Also, I think we assume that there's time between games < 1471040473 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@host31-50-3-164.range31-50.btcentralplus.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :If we eliminate the possibility of team morale and team weardown, then yes, the "list" approach is the best. < 1471040485 0 :gamemanj!~gamemanj@host31-50-3-164.range31-50.btcentralplus.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Though it cannot be parallelized as such without changing it intrinsically.) < 1471040497 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes it is, unless you can parallelize, but you can't because all games have to be shown < 1471040522 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :(if you play multiple bracket games at once, then your ratings go down because you can't watch multiple games simultaneously) < 1471041244 0 :byteflame!~byteflame@70-89-65-45-little-rock-ar.hfc.comcastbusiness.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1471041499 0 :adu!~ajr@pool-71-178-208-237.washdc.fios.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1471041530 0 :Zarutian!~zarutian@168-110-22-46.fiber.hringdu.is JOIN :#esoteric < 1471041560 0 :Zarutian!~zarutian@168-110-22-46.fiber.hringdu.is QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1471041575 0 :Zarutian!~zarutian@168-110-22-46.fiber.hringdu.is JOIN :#esoteric < 1471041844 0 :adu!~ajr@pool-71-178-208-237.washdc.fios.verizon.net QUIT :Quit: adu < 1471041852 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@58-0-174-206.gci.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1471042081 0 :adu!~ajr@pool-71-178-208-237.washdc.fios.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1471042550 0 :carado!~carado@37.174.216.185 QUIT :Ping timeout: 250 seconds < 1471042635 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1471043108 0 :moon_!~IceChat9@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf QUIT :Ping timeout: 258 seconds < 1471043135 0 :moon_!~IceChat9@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf JOIN :#esoteric < 1471043214 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :"You have been found guilty of conspiring to solicit the incitement of attempted cheque fraud. The penalty is death." -- a real sentence that could technically said by a judge under US law, assuming that certain laws are interpreted in an uncommon (but still acceptable) way < 1471043287 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because conspiring to commit a crime, soliciting a crime, inciting a crime, and attempting a crime are all the same level as the crime (so paying a hitman is still a felony. Attempts may be treated less badly, but they're still felonies) < 1471043293 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Cheque fraud is a felony < 1471043338 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :And under the Felony-Murder rule, if you kill someone (whether or not you intend to) in the process of committing a crime, that is counted as premeditated murder (though the common interpretation requires that the crime be violent- but it isn't shared by everyone) < 1471043387 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :So if, by conspiring to solicit the incitement of attempted cheque fraud, a person dies (in this case, we're assuming it's by the cheque fraud, not by the conspiring), you can be held liable < 1471043871 0 :JX7P!~IRIX@freebsd/user/kastengraeber QUIT :Read error: Connection timed out < 1471043905 0 :IRIXUser!~IRIX@spiritofcontradiction.eu JOIN :#esoteric < 1471043969 0 :IRIXUser!~IRIX@spiritofcontradiction.eu QUIT :Max SendQ exceeded < 1471043976 0 :IRIXUser!~IRIX@2001:41d0:8:791d::1 JOIN :#esoteric < 1471044064 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :...huh < 1471044074 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :England and Wales abolished Larceny as a crime < 1471044352 0 :augur!~augur@2601:640:8001:4222:cc32:ff9e:e53d:e13f QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1471044482 0 :hppavilion[1]!~Doslowdow@93-231-58-66.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Aggravated cheque fraud? < 1471045352 0 :tromp_!~tromp@rtc35-082.rentec.com QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1471045406 0 :adu!~ajr@pool-71-178-208-237.washdc.fios.verizon.net QUIT :Quit: adu < 1471045916 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1471046128 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :@massages-loud < 1471046128 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :You don't have any messages < 1471046146 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1471046275 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :@messages- < 1471046275 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :gamemanj said 2h 34m 53s ago: well done, your joke made it into wisdom.pdf. < 1471046299 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: i am confused. did it bypass HackEgo? < 1471046337 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :in that case, i may have to file a DMCA hth < 1471046366 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.252.9.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hellørjan. which joke? which bypass? which DMCA? < 1471046375 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :alsello < 1471046385 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: see the message