00:00:12 -!- LKoen has joined. 00:01:04 `wisdom 00:01:13 portmanteau//«Portmanteau» is the French spelling of “port man toe”. 00:01:15 `wisdom 00:01:18 ioccc//The IOCCC is the Industrial Ordovician COBOL Conference Circuit. Not to be confused with OIC. See also ioccclist. 00:01:24 `cwlprits portmanteau 00:01:38 `? oic 00:01:39 hellochaf. that sounds mine. 00:01:43 `? ioccclist 00:01:45 boily: agreed 00:01:50 boil̈y 00:01:55 yup. 00:01:57 OIC, OIC means Oh I see. 00:01:59 ioccclist is update notification for when a new year of the International Obfuscated C Code Contest is announced, or the winners for a year is announced, or the source codes of winners are released. http://www.ioccc.org/#news 00:02:00 [The International Obfuscated C Code Contest] 00:02:03 I'm trying to figure out a way to make a microphone (which I DO have working) automatically shut off if the speaker goes quiet 00:02:19 Like, I have a microphone stream and I can do whatever the hell I want with the audio 00:02:19 * boily prods the otherbot with his mapole 00:02:33 I have it as numbers 00:02:42 But I want it to detect if the user gets quiet 00:03:04 But it can't be some objective number, because some microphones produce less noise 00:03:47 shachaf: I forget, did either of us ever figure out how to combine two samples into one? 00:06:42 -!- Caesura has joined. 00:09:35 shachaf: https://zem.fi/tmp/dots.png -- but careful, it may SPOIL things. 00:10:43 fungot: kyyhkynen. 00:10:43 boily: you around? what version? my drscheme gives me multiple human languages from the wiki. my search resulted in no hits 00:11:14 fungot: yes I'm around, I'm not sure I'm version numbered, there are multiple languages, your search is bad. 00:11:15 boily: it's useful in *all* cases. for fnord reasons?) but i'd forget some key thing i decided on 3 because it was slow and fnord. 00:11:25 fungot: always fnord. 00:11:25 boily: fuzzy foreigners. an assembler is not much different than tail-calling normal procedures, except that it is adding the new symbols with the same 00:12:25 -!- Caesura has quit (Ping timeout: 244 seconds). 00:13:49 -!- pikhq has quit (Quit: Reconnecting). 00:13:56 -!- pikhq has joined. 00:14:09 fizzie: gasp hth 00:14:10 tdh 00:14:28 hppavilion[1]: I think fizzie told you how. 00:15:27 fungot: fungoooooooooooooooooooot 00:15:27 ybden: i could make one an insane dictator who desires no information should ever be lost ( in the original 00:15:32 shachaf: Ah 00:15:45 ybden molum 00:16:01 Hello. 00:17:01 -!- Caesura has joined. 00:17:41 -!- DHeadshot has quit (Ping timeout: 256 seconds). 00:18:28 ybdellon. 00:18:52 -!- LKoen has quit (Quit: “It’s only logical. First you learn to talk, then you learn to think. Too bad it’s not the other way round.”). 00:19:33 bhelloily 00:19:50 itym ybdellum hth 00:20:01 itymden 00:20:16 * ybden hides in her den 00:20:22 -!- oerjan has joined. 00:22:50 the yb den? 00:23:19 Indeed! 00:23:27 'tis where I keep my ybs. 00:24:29 `? ybden 00:24:32 Nothing much is known about ybden, except a potential interest in warfare cutlery. 00:25:01 why doesn't that use `learn format 00:25:13 Uniqueness 00:25:13 ybden is a person about whom nothing much is known 00:25:18 egh 00:25:24 I prefer the former 00:25:26 shachaf: because that would be stilted hth 00:25:32 `le/rn ybden/Ybden hides in her den, fostering dark machinations on warfare cutlery. 00:25:42 Relearned 'ybden': Ybden hides in her den, fostering dark machinations on warfare cutlery. 00:25:49 Oh dear... 00:25:57 I should have not revealed that about myself. 00:26:08 Alas, 'tis too late now. 00:26:17 shachaf: instead can ask boily why he didn't use `learn this time. 00:26:20 *you can 00:26:28 oerjan: I already used up my energy the first time. 00:26:33 * oerjan accidentally muphry. 00:26:37 hellørjan. because I can. 00:26:41 oerjan: the rule against stilted grammar is one up with which i will not put hth 00:27:03 shachaf: prepare to be ... CORRECTED 00:28:40 ybden is your bizarrely dangerous entrail nibbler 00:29:00 i'm not sure there's any evidence for that hth 00:29:02 * ybden gnashes her teeth daintily 00:29:04 erm 00:29:14 ok, maybe there is. 00:30:50 `` sed -i 's/hides/daintily hides/' wisdom/ybden 00:30:54 wisdom/ybden//Ybden daintily hides in her den, fostering dark machinations on warfare cutlery. 00:31:04 boily: not using sled is inexcusable hth 00:31:05 Muahahaha. 00:31:57 shachaf: you will note that i have compensated for that inexcuse 00:32:05 will i? 00:32:12 oerjan has compensated for that inexcuse 00:32:13 huh 00:32:34 yw 00:33:14 molum is macabre occupations like urban massacre 00:33:24 `? molum 00:33:25 molum is the inverse function of ybden. 00:33:36 personal goal: kill a mole of people 00:33:49 molybdenum is macabre occupations like your bizarrely dangerous entrail nibbler, urban massacre 00:34:01 oho. 00:34:08 I had not spotted that pun before you pointed it out like that. 00:34:14 * ybden applauds shachaf for their pun 00:34:20 It's not much of a pun. 00:34:32 `? Real Fast Nora's Hair Salon 3: Shear Disaster Download 00:34:33 Real Fast Nora's Hair Salon 3: Shear Disaster Download is the most readable functional programming language out there. 00:35:58 ybden: you'll know when shachaf puns; a thwack will be heard. 00:44:03 -!- wob_jonas has quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client). 00:46:37 oerjan: Are you going after people who are leaking classified information 00:46:40 (a mole of people) 00:48:20 hppavilion[1]: that's classified hth 00:56:16 -!- hppavilion[1] has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 00:59:31 hm today's article from this norwegian onion clone is about mexicans building a wall to keep trump out 01:00:37 -!- moony has joined. 01:00:43 walls, walls... people should be building floors and roofs too. probably a few balconies, large enough to hold barbecues. 01:01:40 those are kinda expensive for entire countries, i think 01:02:19 . o O ( one mega long endless barbecue, perpetually grilling... ) 01:04:31 I think that's called hell hth 01:04:37 don't care, tasty hell. 01:05:57 do you like hot sauce? 01:17:00 -!- Caesura has quit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds). 01:49:26 Mm. 01:51:55 -!- Akaibu has quit (Quit: Connection closed for inactivity). 01:52:50 mm? 02:01:39 -!- moony has quit (Ping timeout: 265 seconds). 02:04:31 ahoily 02:15:07 quinthellopia. what is an “mm”? 02:15:57 [wiki] [[Pylongolf]] https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=50183&oldid=46717 * Enoua5 * (+837) Copied the commands from the github page. More explanation of commands desired however. 02:17:57 boily: good tasting things 02:18:05 and affirmation 02:18:05 [wiki] [[Pylongolf]] M https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=50184&oldid=50183 * Enoua5 * (+4) fixed colon 02:20:08 [wiki] [[Pylongolf]] M https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=50185&oldid=50184 * Enoua5 * (+15) They need to make their official documentation better... 02:21:56 What will be the words for: fear of health, fear of invisibility, fear of mammals, fear of law enforcement, fear of left handed plumbers 02:22:06 , fear of stupid people 02:26:32 -!- nortti has quit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds). 02:26:39 -!- nortti has joined. 02:27:35 moronophobia 02:28:37 aoratophobia 02:29:35 astynomiphobia 02:30:01 hygieiaphobia 02:32:04 aristeirochiraudravlikophobia 02:32:43 thilastikophobia 02:33:04 ill let you sort out which is which 02:33:22 I am sorry I am not very good at Greek. 02:34:28 I shall go confront my pillow. 'night all! 02:34:40 -!- boily has quit (Quit: WITH CHICKEN). 02:39:24 -!- PinealGlandOptic has joined. 02:42:01 boily sleeps with chicken... 02:42:05 Interesting 02:44:40 [wiki] [[Factory]] https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=50186&oldid=50182 * Enoua5 * (+114) added info-box. made language not necessarily js 02:58:16 -!- Caesura has joined. 02:59:37 -!- iconmaster has joined. 03:03:41 -!- iconmaster has quit (Client Quit). 03:56:47 -!- augur has joined. 04:11:34 -!- augur has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 04:11:39 -!- augur has joined. 04:26:08 -!- hppavilion[1] has joined. 04:54:08 "My cat sat on my laptop, now the right side of my keyboard types the wrong characters" 04:55:08 -!- otherbot has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 05:11:23 -!- augur has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 05:15:18 How do I lower the pitch of a recording by a set amount (typically in octaves) given an array of samples? 05:20:36 -!- benderB787 has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 05:21:31 . o O ( use fourier transform to convert to frequency domain, subtract constant, convert back? ) 05:23:09 * oerjan doesn't really know this stuff, and suspects that's too simple, for one thing it won't handle real nonperiodic changes 05:23:11 -!- centrinia has joined. 05:23:37 maybe that's when you use wavelets 05:24:24 anyway, unless you want to slow down the recording as well, it's not as trivial as summing samples :P 05:24:50 (it's easy to lower the pitch by an octave if you also slow it down to half speed) 05:28:04 -!- carado has quit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds). 05:28:40 -!- carado has joined. 05:39:16 Here is something someone made up a Magic: the Gathering card effect: Enchanted spell has storm and cascade. 05:39:26 o.O' 05:42:32 -!- Caesura has quit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds). 05:43:07 Hm... 05:44:11 While proof-by-contradiction is usually OK (there's a philosophical issue that it's not so much proving that something is false so much as proving that its truth is undesirable and inconsistent, so we decide instead that it's false), constructive proofs are kind of better because they can GIVE you an answer 06:01:20 -!- centrinia has quit (Quit: Leaving). 06:03:45 -!- moony has joined. 06:06:03 -!- centrinia has joined. 06:13:13 There's a difference between proof by contradiction proper and proof of a negation 06:14:48 Proof of (not A), even constructively, proceeds by assuming A and finding a contradiction. Where you get into non-constructive territory is where you prove A by assuming not A, and coming to a contradiction. 06:17:04 Node.js ignores SIGPIPE by default; I am not quite sure why; terminating on SIGPIPE by default is a useful feature to have. But I have made the workaround, which can be done by using fs.writeSync for output and then checking for EPIPE in a catch block or uncaughtException event. (A name generator program I wrote, I made it so that you can set the count to Infinity; in that case you need EPIPE or SIGPIPE to stop it!) 06:18:21 Cale: Yes? 06:18:47 Cale: I wasn't confused about that. I think. 06:18:57 Polar-plot parabolas are /weird/ 06:20:20 -!- moony has quit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds). 06:20:21 (Some of the templates for the simple interface of RinkWorks Fantasy Name Generator are part of the form data, so those ones I could copy easily enough. See if those and the templates I made up are suitable; if you have any improvements, please to tell me and I can then add the improved templates.) 06:20:34 hppavilion[1]: O, let me to try it, because I don't know 06:22:14 Of course, it will help to explain exactly what is meant by "polar-plot parabolas". 06:23:39 zzo38: y=x^2 (all other parabolas are similar) plotted polar...ly 06:24:25 zzo38: Where instead of (x, y) you use (θ, r), where θ is an angle from some base angle and r is a distance from the "pole" 06:24:52 zzo38: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polar_coordinate_system 06:24:57 I can see what shape it makes if r=theta^2 is plotted from -pi to +pi. 06:25:18 hppavilion[1]: That is what I thought you meant; I just wasn't sure. 06:26:41 zzo38: Oh! A heart! LESS THAN 0b11 06:28:35 zzo38: It appears that when it gets bigger, the edges continue and the valley formed creates the fold of another heart symbol 06:28:58 I can try -tau to +tau to see what shape that makes 06:29:48 zzo38: Yes 06:30:00 O, now I can see what you mean 06:30:45 -!- Akaibu has joined. 06:43:12 -!- centrinia has quit (Quit: Leaving). 06:58:29 Has anybody ever tried to construct a language that violates all of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenberg%27s_linguistic_universals 07:03:00 Hm, Yoda is basically just english transformed from SVO to OSV 07:06:29 I want to figure out how to stream my microphone and play through the speakers to give me Voice of the Legion 07:07:10 Wait, no 07:07:22 http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PowerEchoes is what I'm going for. I think 07:08:17 -!- carado has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 07:09:08 -!- carado has joined. 07:33:42 english (and norwegian) violates 2, of course :P 07:34:37 and 3-6 don't apply. 07:40:06 i believe my dialect of norwegian violates the second part of 11. 07:44:54 I have written a proudifying sentence on http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GrammarNazi 07:45:11 Specifically, "If English speakers started frequently phrasing sentences as verb-object-subject with postpositions instead of (or along with) the standard subject-verb-object with prepositions ("I am going to the store" becomes "Am going the store to I"), they wouldn't criticize; would just note the change they and try explain to why happened it." 07:45:45 * hppavilion[1] prays the misgrammar is correct 07:46:03 Hm, how does one /me in non-(SVO or SOV) languages? 07:46:10 Russian is of course SOV 07:46:38 (-iet) 07:59:48 i don't see the problem since they all have the subject first... 08:00:01 oh wait 08:00:08 oerjan: In languages OTHER than those 08:00:22 well then wtf did you confuse me by mentioning russian -----### 08:00:31 I am hppavilion[1], son of hppavilion[0], son of SEGFAULT 08:00:58 do we have any VSO speakers here? 08:01:48 arabic and "classical hebrew" 08:02:30 oerjan: can force I into english it 08:02:55 that doesn't help finding out what the _actually_ do 08:02:59 *they 08:04:43 oerjan: Probably a command for that. If not, IRC needs a /me_end and a /me_mid 08:06:06 well the problem is that ctcp ACTION does not support not putting the nick first. 08:06:22 it's not multilingual enough. 08:07:19 hm maybe arabic and hebrew can fake it with RTL unicode :P 08:08:01 no wait, they're VSO 08:08:08 (well classically) 08:08:19 subject last is very rare 08:08:55 oerjan: I prefer SVS 08:09:34 (Is there any bizarre way to theoretically- or actually- have something other than a permutation of [V, S, O]?) 08:10:11 i think english and norwegian might violate 23 as a corollary of violating 2. but i'm not entirely sure i understand 23. 08:18:27 hppavilion[1]: make one of them consist of two parts that have to be in different order wrt the rest hth 08:19:25 oh and it probably should not be the verb, because they often use auxiliaries 08:19:38 and is the head 08:20:45 oerjan: wait, wat? 08:21:13 Are subjects and objects really meaningfully distinct? I've never been clear 08:21:21 hppavilion[1]: make, say, the subject consist obligatorily of two parts 08:21:40 What makes an SVO grammar distinct from an OSV grammar where all verbs describe the received action rather than the performed action? 08:21:58 oerjan: Okay... 08:22:29 i don't know the answer to that question. ask a linguist. 08:22:59 also, nite 08:23:07 -!- oerjan has quit (Quit: ZMAYBE). 08:34:10 what about SOV grammar for related sentences ? 08:44:16 -!- hppavilion[1] has quit (Quit: Leaving). 08:44:22 -!- hppavilion[2] has joined. 08:44:49 -!- hppavilion[2] has changed nick to hppavilion[1]. 09:08:46 Idea: Computerized Tibetan Prayer Wheel 09:12:41 Idea 2: simplify the Spivak pronouns to drop the unnecessary case that it doesn't seem like they needed in the first place, and I'm now wondering why they have it. 09:23:17 I'd use ae/ae/ae's/ae's/aeself if I could spell it with æ... 09:25:09 hmm, that's a good idea, there are so many genderless pronouns invented for English, we should invent another series that has an æ letter in it. 09:25:58 or respell the ey/em/eir/emself series as æy/æm/æir/æmself 09:26:14 and insist that everyone must spell it that way or else its chauvinist and not really genderless or something 09:36:48 -!- LKoen has joined. 09:49:11 -!- heroux has quit (Ping timeout: 246 seconds). 10:05:25 -!- carado has quit (Ping timeout: 248 seconds). 10:05:56 -!- carado has joined. 10:22:28 <\oren\> https://twitter.com/DPRK_News holy shit lololololol 10:22:43 <\oren\> Call for secession in US Massachusetts province hampered by lack of arms and military training, over-abundance of critical theory professors 10:26:01 -!- PinealGlandOptic has quit (Quit: leaving). 10:32:39 -!- Phantom_Hoover has joined. 10:36:52 -!- ffj-bot has joined. 10:39:03 -!- carado has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). 10:44:21 b_jonas: It was an already-existing thing hth 10:44:30 b_jonas: I just REALLY like æ. ø is fun too. 10:44:35 "Look at øm!" 10:44:56 I wonder if Trump chøøsing Pence was strategic so nobody assassinates him... 10:46:55 -!- heroux has joined. 11:00:29 -!- AnotherTest has joined. 11:35:18 -!- boily has joined. 11:35:24 `wisdom 11:35:37 sbus//SBus is the standard bus in many a Sun SPARC-based system, capable of coping with thirty-two (32) bits in parallel, at rates of around 16.67 to 25 MHz. There is a 96-pin connector, and the cards lay parallel to the motherboard, like toppings on a sandwich. 11:35:41 ahoily 11:37:01 boily: beep me 11:45:43 * boily beeps hppavilion[1] 11:46:26 * boily also boops, mapoles, and [REDACTED] 11:46:49 boily: beeping is better than [BLEEP]ing 11:47:01 fungot: beep boop? 11:47:01 boily: these things have on whether or not it needs tuples, so scheme is my question 11:47:13 fungot: (beep, boop) 11:47:13 boily: ( reverse1-helper 0 n)? i'll just put it a different way 11:47:20 fungot: (boop, beep) 11:47:20 boily: our clients log, to the gnu lesser public licence. it says when you type 11:47:32 aaaaaaaaah! fungot sees when I type! 11:47:32 boily: yes. it's the unix system!" 11:47:36 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! 11:47:56 * boily hides behind the Yb Den for safety 11:53:29 [REDACTED]? in here? 11:53:57 fungot: you know this? 11:53:57 FireFly: it's the compiler i mean), but why would lambdabot do *anything* in that case, use lgpl/ bsd/ other fnord libraries. 11:57:02 Fir[EXPUNGED]elloFly. 12:02:29 -!- LKoen has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 12:06:25 [wiki] [[Sigil]] N https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?oldid=50187 * TuxCrafting * (+1257) Created page with "{{infobox proglang |name=Sigil |paradigms=imperative |author=[[:User:TuxCrafting|TuxCrafting]] |year=[[:Category:2016|2016]] |memsys=stack-based and queue-based |dimensions=on..." 12:17:11 -!- DHeadshot has joined. 12:20:17 [RETRACTED] 12:20:26 @botsnack 12:20:26 :) 12:21:40 -!- hppavilion[1] has quit (Ping timeout: 258 seconds). 12:23:19 fungot: is lambdabot evil? 12:23:20 boily: looks like falsebot and glassbot had a fight over it already in use 12:23:55 fungot: who won? 12:23:55 boily: isn't finnish language called suomi? 12:24:03 fungot: yes it is, but who won? 12:24:03 boily: oh, are you 12:24:07 fungot: no, fizzie is. 12:24:07 boily: well bfbasic should work for you? and you can access as a plain old recursive fibonacci is: +inf.0 as infinity in some implementations 12:24:54 Infibonaccinity. 12:25:17 -!- boily has quit (Quit: FAR CHICKEN). 12:47:18 is that the scheme style? 12:47:29 fungot, are you in scheme mode? 12:47:29 b_jonas: i'm not sure. 12:47:46 fungot: yeah, me neither. you don't print enough parenthesis for that. 12:47:47 b_jonas: it is already invoked from a proper angle, you can move each cell and it's subjected to the death 13:34:16 -!- DHeadshot has quit (Ping timeout: 265 seconds). 14:07:33 -!- moony has joined. 14:12:00 -!- Phantom_Hoover has quit (Ping timeout: 244 seconds). 14:27:41 -!- Narcissus has joined. 14:27:48 Hi 14:28:05 -!- Narcissus has changed nick to Guest74779. 14:28:20 -!- Guest74779 has quit (Client Quit). 14:29:31 -!- Zarutian has joined. 14:30:43 -!- Zarutian has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 14:30:47 -!- Zarutian_ has joined. 14:40:34 -!- otherbot has joined. 14:40:37 -!- otherbot has quit (Changing host). 14:40:37 -!- otherbot has joined. 14:48:04 -!- otherbot has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 14:48:18 -!- otherbot has joined. 14:50:33 -!- Phantom_Hoover has joined. 14:55:36 -!- AnotherTest has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 14:56:33 -!- AnotherTest has joined. 14:58:03 -!- LKoen has joined. 15:16:33 -!- Froox has quit (Quit: *bubbles away*). 15:17:54 -!- Frooxius has joined. 15:29:01 -!- AnotherTest has quit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds). 15:46:36 -!- AnotherTest has joined. 16:07:26 -!- FireFly has quit (Quit: Goodbye). 16:07:54 -!- ffj-bot has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 16:14:09 -!- FireFly has joined. 16:20:55 `` cd wisdom; grep eighteen * 16:21:20 `echo Hi! 16:21:22 grep: ¯\_(ツ)_: Is a directory \ grep: le: Is a directory \ grep: ¯\(°_o): Is a directory \ grep: ¯\(°​_o): Is a directory \ Binary file reflection matches 16:21:26 Hi! 16:22:27 int-e: rgrep . hth 16:24:53 `` cd wisdom; grep -r eighteen . 16:24:56 No output. 16:25:32 shachaf: I know, I just thought I'd let the wrong attempt finish before issuing a new one. 16:26:12 `` stat bin/grwp 16:26:21 stat: cannot stat `bin/grwp': No such file or directory 16:30:10 <\oren\> feeling quite smug this morning as I realize that canada is clearly a superior country 16:30:19 -!- FireFly has quit (Quit: Goodbye). 16:31:03 int-e: grwp is a good idea 16:31:04 make it twh 16:34:54 -!- Froox has joined. 16:38:13 -!- Frooxius has quit (Ping timeout: 244 seconds). 16:40:59 -!- FireFly has joined. 16:42:23 `` grep eighteen quotes 16:42:30 No output. 16:42:43 -!- Froox has quit (Ping timeout: 258 seconds). 16:43:00 `cat bin/grep 16:43:02 cat: bin/grep: No such file or directory 16:43:09 Oh, quotes 16:43:11 Right. 16:43:17 do we allow non-IRC quotes in quotes? (I'm thinking about this one: "Every eighteen months, the minimum IQ necessary to destroy the world drops by one point." -- Eliezer Yudkowsky ... but the obvious risk is that it will result in a flurry of quotes being added) 16:46:13 there's precedent but plz no 16:46:57 „This quote is un-quotable“ -- one of Zarutians meta-zen-quotes. 16:47:12 <\oren\> Eliezer yudkowsky is a mechanicus cult leader 16:47:32 what is mechanicus? 16:47:45 <\oren\> Zarutian_: reference to wh40k 16:47:58 `wisdom 16:47:58 `wisdom 16:47:59 `wisdom 16:47:59 `wisdom 16:48:00 -!- Zarutian_ has changed nick to Zarutian. 16:48:02 `wisdom 16:48:03 <\oren\> He's actually a transhumanist robot-supremacist 16:48:12 why is HackEgo slow tdnh 16:48:24 -!- Phantom_Hoover has left ("Leaving"). 16:48:36 <\oren\> is hackego even present? 16:48:40 \oern\: think he can make himself smarter by running quicker? Hell, no. 16:48:45 ​`mk//Everything's better with `mk. 16:48:49 footnote 8//Isn't it fun reading through all the footnotes⁺? 16:48:50 icbm//ICBMs are Crumbling Building Missiles. The I is currently classified. 16:48:51 in//In 1492 Columbus sailed the ocean blue. 16:48:51 nooooodle//Noooooooodles are the invention of the Chinese. They were brought to Europe by Marco Polo, a distant ancestor of Taneb. 16:49:39 `cwlprits in 16:49:49 b_jonäs b_jonäs 16:50:16 <\oren\> Anyway, Yudkowsky's movement is full of kooky ideas and apocalypticism 16:50:46 "The End is Nigh!" omgomgomg! 16:50:51 kind of stuff? 16:50:58 `slwd nooodle//s#.$#, who invented them.# 16:51:02 nooodle//Nooodles are the invention of the Chinese. They were brought to Europe by Marco Polo, a distant ancestor of Taneb, who invented them. 16:51:17 <\oren\> Yudkowsky claims to be an expert on AI, but I have seen no evidence that Yudkowsky knows anything about actual computers or actual AI 16:51:25 fwiw, I use the name as an attribution of the quote. I endorse the quote, I don't really know the person. 16:51:49 \oren\: ask him about subsumption model, moravec overall architecture and ALUs 16:58:57 -!- lezsakdomi has joined. 17:00:44 -!- Frooxius has joined. 17:24:37 -!- iczero has changed nick to wlp1s1. 17:31:00 -!- Lord_of_Life has quit (Excess Flood). 17:32:12 -!- Lord_of_Life has joined. 17:33:22 -!- hue- has joined. 17:33:25 -!- hue has quit (Quit: ZNC 1.7.x-git-639-4a7554b - http://znc.in). 17:55:50 -!- ais523 has joined. 18:18:56 -!- hppavilion[1] has joined. 18:26:41 -!- hppavilion[1] has quit (Ping timeout: 268 seconds). 18:27:04 -!- augur has joined. 18:33:25 -!- hppavilion[1] has joined. 18:40:01 -!- ffj-bot has joined. 18:46:29 -!- DHeadshot has joined. 18:52:09 -!- ais523 has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 18:52:35 -!- hppavilion[1] has quit (Ping timeout: 268 seconds). 18:52:51 -!- ais523 has joined. 18:55:07 i just wrote an "infinite" quine 18:55:25 `revert 18:55:40 rm: cannot remove `/home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/env/.hg/store/data/canary.orig': Is a directory \ Done. 18:58:48 It prints a copy of itself while it appends a copy of itself to itself, then allows control to transfer to the copy. Given infinite time and memory, the program and its output would both be the same infinitely repeating string, 18:59:03 yet no command will ever execute more than finitely many times 18:59:05 interesting idea 19:01:40 \oren\: there is plenty of evidence. 19:02:16 how do i get a random sequence from oeis? 19:03:34 pick a random sequence number, then put that in, I guess? 19:03:38 ask it for sequence #X where X is chosen randomly from the number of sequences on OEIS 19:04:56 `` echo $RANDOM 19:04:57 11928 19:05:24 izalove: wait, I think oeis had an interface for that 19:05:46 i couldn't find it 19:07:10 izalove: http://oeis.org/webcam , then set select#qtype to "All Sequences" and select#reload to "when I say so" 19:07:11 [OEIS WebCam] 19:09:52 -!- carado has joined. 19:13:34 -!- lezsakdomi has quit (Ping timeout: 265 seconds). 19:17:11 -!- ais523 has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 19:17:30 -!- ais523 has joined. 19:17:34 -!- augur has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 19:18:18 -!- augur has joined. 19:22:33 -!- augur has quit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds). 19:48:03 -!- lezsakdomi has joined. 19:55:25 -!- nisstyre has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 20:05:25 -!- DHeadshot has quit (Ping timeout: 248 seconds). 20:13:12 -!- oerjan has joined. 20:18:19 -!- DHeadshot has joined. 20:34:50 `welcome oerjan 20:35:16 ​oerjan: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: . (For the other kind of esoterica, try #esoteric on EFnet or DALnet.) 20:35:17 [302 Found] 20:35:19 -!- callforjudgement has joined. 20:35:23 -!- ais523 has quit (Disconnected by services). 20:35:26 -!- callforjudgement has changed nick to ais523. 20:35:33 do we allow non-IRC quotes in quotes? [...] <-- only cheerful ones hth 20:36:01 `doag bin/welcome 20:36:03 * oerjan doesn't want quotes overrun with the current doomsday depression 20:36:10 8897:2016-08-04 ` ln -s relcome bin/\x0304w\x0308e\x0309l\x0311c\x0312o\x0313m\x0304e\x0f 20:36:25 makes sense 20:36:26 -!- Lord_of_Life has quit (Excess Flood). 20:36:33 definitely 20:36:44 although that is a hard word to type :-D 20:36:59 I have an irssi script to type it. 20:37:17 Unless you were responding to oerjan. 20:37:18 why would you write an irssi script 20:37:23 I didn't write it. 20:37:26 the only way to use it is to use irssi 20:37:50 * oerjan is tempted to silence otherbot 20:38:06 I would be in favor. 20:38:14 I haven't seen any utility from that bot. 20:38:15 at least make it follow redirects 20:38:16 ^prefixes 20:38:17 Bot prefixes: fungot ^, HackEgo `, EgoBot !, lambdabot @ or ?, thutubot +, metasepia ~, idris-bot ( , jconn ) , j-bot [ . 20:38:27 )help 20:38:33 (help 20:38:36 ~help 20:38:41 read more carefully hth 20:38:42 -!- ChanServ has set channel mode: +q *!*@unaffiliated/jeffl35/bot/jeffbot. 20:38:42 -!- Lord_of_Life has joined. 20:38:43 ?help 20:38:43 help . 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Try 'list' for all commands 20:38:53 !help 20:38:53 izalove: I do !zjoust; see http://zem.fi/bfjoust/ for more information. 20:39:55 oerjan: do you have any cheerful quotes twh 20:40:45 shachaf: not at the moment. 20:40:49 aren't most cheerful or at least amusing? 20:40:49 `quote 20:40:49 `quote 20:40:50 `quote 20:40:51 `quote 20:40:51 `quote 20:41:01 73) Making a small shrine to Lawlabee in my basement is something I should get around to at some point. 20:41:01 819) what does it mean for a pencil to be turing complete.... monqy: it's the same concept as USB sushi, really 20:41:04 632) right: you didn't find out you were wrong, just right in a way we failed to consider. if only every wrong person could be so lucky 20:41:05 1027) can sex be liberated from the von neumann position 20:41:07 200) mtve, now he's an expert idler. mtve: kitty kitty kitty 20:41:50 `? shaventions 20:41:52 Shaventions include: before/now/lastfiles, culprits, hog/{h,d}oag, le//rn, tmp/, mk/mkx, sled/sedlast, spore/spam/speek/sport/1. Taneb invented them. 20:42:19 are rhymed advertisements a burma shavention 20:42:38 where's boily when his mapole is needed 20:46:04 `? hoag 20:46:05 ​`[hd]o[aw][gt] [] is a set of commands for querying HackEgo hg logs. `hoag is the basic version. d adds revision numbers and dates, w looks only in wisdom, and t lists oldest first. 20:48:04 i just wrote an "infinite" quine <-- hm 20:48:44 is it... 20:48:52 print "print "print "print "... 20:49:09 i don't think that works 20:49:49 > let s = "putStr " ++ show s in var s 20:49:51 putStr "putStr \"putStr \\\"putStr \\\\\\\"putStr \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"putStr \\\... 20:50:22 okay, yeah, assume the opening and closing brackets for strings are distinct 20:50:34 print (print (print (print (... 20:51:06 i don't think that's common. 20:51:23 Underload works like that 20:51:28 …)S)S)S)S)S)S)S 20:51:47 lazy underload 20:52:04 I met what's-his-name yesterday. 20:52:07 that program can actually be evaluated lazily, as long as it prints strings backwards 20:52:10 constant/variable/function/trout 20:52:30 shachaf: what, e's not here? 20:52:36 how inconsistent. 20:52:53 fungotion 20:52:53 shachaf: perhaps compiling it to bytecode 20:53:02 -!- lezsakdomi has quit (Ping timeout: 258 seconds). 20:58:39 -!- augur has joined. 21:43:05 -!- centrinia has joined. 21:44:59 -!- centrinia has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 22:00:35 -!- oerjan has quit (Quit: Nite). 22:03:50 -!- hue- has changed nick to hue. 22:25:25 -!- AnotherTest has quit (Ping timeout: 244 seconds). 22:40:45 -!- DHeadshot has quit (Ping timeout: 258 seconds). 22:42:53 -!- Lord_of_Life has quit (Excess Flood). 22:46:12 -!- Lord_of_Life has joined. 22:54:40 -!- moony has quit (Quit: Leaving). 22:58:20 -!- ais523 has quit. 22:59:22 `? algorithm 22:59:25 Algorithms (derived from the medieval "algorisms") are popular sayings by former president Al Gore, except for God's Algorithm which was invented by a Google computer cluster. 23:00:24 -!- sebbu has quit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds). 23:02:58 `` (echo '#! /bin/sh'; echo 'cd wisdom; grep -r "$@" .') > bin/grwp; chmod +x bin/grwp 23:03:02 No output. 23:03:14 `grwp medieval 23:03:23 ​./algorithm:Algorithms (derived from the medieval "algorisms") are popular sayings by former president Al Gore, except for God's Algorithm which was invented by a Google computer cluster. 23:06:08 -!- sebbu has joined. 23:15:52 -!- stive has joined. 23:25:26 You said apparently sending events with SDL is not threadsafe. But I thought of another way; will XSendEvent in another thread help? (This won't work if not using X, but conditional compilation may be used to work with other systems.) 23:26:04 -!- boily has joined. 23:26:28 `wisdom 23:26:32 csv//CSV猫stands猫for猫Cat猫Separated猫Values 23:35:17 fungot: are you deployed through ansible? 23:35:17 boily: http://esolangs.org/ fnord and this www.haskell.org/ hawiki/ monadsascontainers 23:36:17 fungot: monadic deployment? 23:36:18 boily: just the transformers are still available. :) the interpreter i've been working on networking and a null-modem between two fnord. 23:37:05 fungot: so you're using ModemT to compose fnords. 23:37:05 boily: conversation kill point? is it distributed with mz? predicate. is there any fnord esolangs? 23:37:18 fungot: not sure there are any fnord esolangs yet. 23:37:18 boily: they're destroying us all 23:37:29 fungot: the fnords? nah, fnords are safe.