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00:12:12 <oerjan> O_O
00:12:22 <oerjan> fizzie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
00:12:24 <boily> hellørjan. ŏ_Ô?
00:12:42 * oerjan swats FireFly for tab-completing before fizzie -----###
00:13:11 <shachaf> How come I have to make bad puns to get swatted, but all FireFly has to do is exist?
00:13:13 <oerjan> helloily.
00:13:21 <quintopia> ^
00:13:25 <boily> quinthellopia!
00:13:32 <boily> oh. fungot disappeared.
00:13:36 <oerjan> shachaf: seagulls aren't quite as swattable as flies. maybe i just need a bigger swatter.
00:13:36 <boily> FIZZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!
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00:15:32 <shachaf> hth
00:15:41 <boily> Ō_Ō'...
00:16:03 <boily> wasn't there a den to hide in?
00:16:21 <boily> ybden: ybdellon. can I hide in your den?
00:16:44 <ybden> belloily. Indeed you may.
00:16:51 * ybden relcomes boily into her den
00:17:01 <boily> yay!
00:17:10 <ybden> That is a very big swat O.O
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00:18:11 <Phantom_Hoover> you forgot to type the start and end of your nick ybden
00:18:44 <oerjan> there's an element of truth to that.
00:19:23 * boily mapoles oerjan. 0.98 FP.
00:19:48 <ybden> Phantom_Hoover: I did?
00:20:06 <Phantom_Hoover> you did
00:20:12 <oerjan> Phantom_Hoover: occasionally she forgets the middle instead
00:20:24 <shachaf> a practice that was started here hth
00:20:37 <Phantom_Hoover> molum is as good a name as any
00:20:59 <pecan> I feel like that is latin for evil or some such.
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00:21:07 <oerjan> no, that's malum.
00:21:29 <pecan> w-what if latin ‹a› is realized as /o/?
00:21:45 <oerjan> which also means apple for some reason.
00:22:18 <oerjan> pecan: i don't think that's customary.
00:22:20 <pecan> I wonder if it originally meant apple and developed into a euphemism for evil in reference to the apple in the garden of eden.
00:22:23 <shachaf> `relcome pecan
00:22:26 <HackEgo> pecan: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: <http://esolangs.org/>. (For the other kind of esoterica, try #esoteric on EFnet or DALnet.)
00:22:35 <pecan> shachaf: I've been in here a long time, I just don't talk much.
00:22:38 <boily> darn. I was `relcomninjaed...
00:22:39 <oerjan> hungarian nearly does, though.
00:22:57 <shachaf> Have you been here long enough to notice that sometimes people who have been here a long time are relcomed?
00:23:08 <pecan> I also don't read much.
00:23:09 <shachaf> you have now hth
00:23:18 <wob_jonas> hehe
00:23:30 <wob_jonas> I've been relcomed once when I accidentally joined with the wrong nick
00:23:45 <boily> pecan: while you're existing and talking, what are your approximative geographic coördinates and body weigh?
00:23:53 <LKoen> I've been relcolmed many times even though I more or less always had the same nick
00:24:16 <pecan> huh did the diaresis for marking double vowels originate here
00:24:45 <ybden> Phantom_Hoover: oh, right
00:24:59 <ybden> < oerjan> Phantom_Hoover: occasionally she forgets the middle instead ← indeed
00:25:18 <pecan> ~49.7°N, 105°W and some average number of ${preferred mass unit}
00:26:29 <boily> `thanks pecan
00:26:32 <HackEgo> Thanks, pecan. Thecan.
00:26:37 <boily> sadly not → https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diaeresis_(diacritic)#English
00:26:52 <boily> pecan: Seattle area?
00:27:08 <pecan> boily: I think that's denver, ish.
00:27:12 <boily> (these numbers are too common. we need more East Coast!)
00:27:23 <boily> close enough.
00:27:28 <oerjan> pecan: no, both senses of "malum" are older than christianity hth
00:27:57 <wob_jonas> oerjan: the garden of eden story is older than christianity too
00:28:20 <pecan> hoh, that's actually saskatchewan, maybe it's more like 49.5°N
00:28:24 <oerjan> yes, but not very popular in rome before it, i should think
00:29:06 <boily> saskatchewaaaaan ♪ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Do-Zo3_VKQs
00:30:28 <oerjan> <pecan> huh did the diaresis for marking double vowels originate here <-- that's also older. medieval, i think.
00:30:47 <boily> oerjan: re ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diaeresis_(diacritic)#English
00:31:33 <pecan> I think I've only seen people known to be here use it in coö{rdinates,perate}
00:32:05 <oerjan> pecan: well boily has a bit of a fetish for it.
00:32:07 <wob_jonas> yep. I prefer the hyphen for such things.
00:32:27 <wob_jonas> and I definitely don't write anything in "coordinate" or "cooperate" in particular
00:32:44 <oerjan> of course, the the question is special.
00:33:08 <wob_jonas> but I do add a hyphen in "szemetes-zsák" and some other words, except in formal writing, since it's against the official rules
00:33:36 <wob_jonas> makes them easier to read
00:34:26 <boily> oerjan: I wouldn't call it technically a fetish... >_>'...
00:34:44 * oerjan looks up pecan's coordinates on google maps. looks swampy.
00:35:28 <pecan> I think I got them wrong. Whenever oyu are, go a bit south.
00:35:51 <oerjan> i imagine so, this is canada
00:35:57 <wob_jonas> it looks even more strange if I do it in shorter words like "méz-sör" or "ház-szám"
00:36:25 <wob_jonas> but those are words I rarely need to write
00:37:09 <\oren\> Hmm, Canada cannot afford to go unarmed in this age of memetic warfare
00:37:25 <wob_jonas> there's a lot more of these words, "gáz-szerelő" etc, but none of them are very common
00:37:53 <oerjan> 49.5 is still not out of canada
00:38:13 <wob_jonas> the really common ones are "igazság" and "egészség" and words derived from those, but those aren't composite words but suffixed ones, so I don't put hyphen in them
00:38:18 <pecan> just decrement until you're out of canada
00:38:27 <pecan> and then decrement until you're somewhere halfway down colorado
00:39:01 <boily> wob_jonas: I can't segment "s", "zs" and "sz". the graphemes are too confusing.
00:39:31 <boily> . o O ( is Canada signed? )
00:40:25 <wob_jonas> boily: if you segment them leftmost longest except in /z()s[áé]g/ where s is a separate letter, that gets almost all cases right
00:41:26 <oerjan> ah
00:41:31 <pecan> boily: Seems so! http://cdn.playbuzz.com/cdn/6bce3cd0-186d-4b26-81f3-d4aea806a678/e83309c2-687d-4bab-8a0e-5571eb0bbc03.jpg
00:41:52 <oerjan> pecan: 39.7. you just had the first digit wrong.
00:41:53 <boily> on est sauvés!
00:42:10 <oerjan> that's in the middle of denver.
00:42:11 <boily> wob_jonas: tdh.
00:42:25 <shachaf> pecan is in Colorado?
00:42:26 <shachaf> pecanhq
00:42:46 <pecan> indeed.
00:42:55 <shachaf> pecan: Have you considered moving to Mountain View, CA?
00:43:14 <wob_jonas> There are a ton of rarer exceptions that people know about, like those suffixed words and composites I mentioned and way more composites, plus some proper names with traditional spellings like "Batthány", but none of them are really common.
00:43:15 <pecan> I'm simply not wealthy enough to afford a house at such a superior establishment.
00:43:25 <shachaf> Well, obviously. No one is.
00:44:09 <pecan> Also, I'm not really a fan of silicon valley.
00:45:05 <boily> what about the opposite? north east is quite fine!
00:45:10 <boily> wob_jonas: nightmarish.
00:46:20 <wob_jonas> To make the heuristic more complete, use leftmost longest to find letters "sz", "cs", "ny", "gy", "zs", "ty", "ly", "dz", "dzs" and also "ch" which occurs only in some loanwords and names, except in /z()s[áé]g/ (which is common) where s is its own letter,
00:48:39 <boily> I'll stick with French spelling tyvm. much more sane.
00:48:45 <wob_jonas> but segment "kh", "th" as two letters, because even though it is sometimes used as a digraph in some Greek loanwords or proper names resp, those exceptions are rarer than these appearing as two letters (usually in a suffix like h[ae]t or h[eoö]z, or in the word hátha)
00:50:06 <wob_jonas> boily: that's great. is there a simple way to tell in which French words is "ch" pronounced as /k/ rather than /S/?
00:51:09 <boily> words that came from Greek are hard /k/, everything else is soft /ʃ/.
00:51:22 <boily> hard: christ, chiropraticien, cholestérol.
00:51:33 <boily> soft: chose, chambre, chuchotement.
00:51:34 <wob_jonas> and écho
00:52:03 <boily> Écho is Greek mythology, so hard.
00:52:45 <wob_jonas> right
00:53:04 <wob_jonas> méchanique is hard too (but méchant, an unrelated word, is soft)
00:53:34 <boily> if you know the etymology everything is regular, but can trip learners.
00:54:18 <wob_jonas> how about chimie? isn't that from greek but has a soft c?
00:55:33 <boily> that one isn't exactly Greek. https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chimie#.C3.89tymologie
00:56:05 <wob_jonas> or machine, which is from latin but the latin word is from greek (which is why it has "ch" in latin)
00:56:28 <boily> machine was latinified.
00:57:21 <wob_jonas> so you have to know not only greek to know which words are greek, but also latin and arabic AND know whether french borrowed directly from greek or through some other language
00:57:23 <wob_jonas> great
00:58:00 <boily> see, it's sane!
00:58:08 <oerjan> `? sanity
00:58:09 <HackEgo> Sanity is the defining property of boily. Taneb invented it.
00:58:16 <oerjan> `? sane
00:58:17 <HackEgo> sane? ¯\(°​_o)/¯
00:58:17 * boily grins like a sweaty used car salesman
00:58:24 * boily whistles innocently
00:58:30 <oerjan> `? tanebventions
00:58:32 <HackEgo> Tanebventions include automatic squirrel feeders, necessity, Go, submarine jousting, Fueue, the universe, special relativity, metar, weetoflakes, sand, dragons, persistence, the BBC, _46bit, progress, cumin, sanity, the Oxford comma, and this sentence. See also tanebventions: maths. He never invents anything involving sex.
00:58:56 <oerjan> `wisdom oxford
00:58:57 <HackEgo> oxford//Oxford is the home of English, woven shirts, and the serial comma.
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00:59:05 <oerjan> `wisdom oxford comma
00:59:06 <HackEgo> That's not wise.
00:59:18 <oerjan> `wisdom comma
00:59:19 <HackEgo> That's not wise.
00:59:38 <oerjan> `` dowg tanebvention | grep comma
00:59:55 <HackEgo> 9222:2016-10-10 <shachäf> slwd tanebvention//s#and#the Oxford comma, and#
01:00:35 * oerjan leaves it a while longer based on intuition
01:00:54 <oerjan> `? sand
01:00:56 <HackEgo> Sand is what microprocessors are made of. Taneb invented it.
01:01:39 <oerjan> `? tanebventions: math
01:01:40 <HackEgo> Mathematical tanebventions include D-modules, Chu spaces, the torus, Stephen Wolfram, Klein bottles, string diagrams, the reals, Lambek's lemma, pointless topology, Curry's paradox, the long line, locales, and histograms.
01:01:46 <oerjan> `? pointless topology
01:01:47 <HackEgo> pointless topology? ¯\(°​_o)/¯
01:02:11 <oerjan> `` dowg 'tanebventions: math' | grep pointless
01:02:15 <wob_jonas> s/Batthány/Batthyány/ (that one's tricky, I can't spell it)
01:02:18 <HackEgo> No output.
01:02:26 <oerjan> wat
01:02:43 <oerjan> `` dowg 'tanebventions: math'
01:02:47 <HackEgo> 9768:2016-11-23 <shachäf> slwd tanebventions: math//s#the long#Curry\'s paradox, &# \ 9614:2016-11-03 <shachäf> revert \ 9613:2016-11-03 <Phantom_Hoovër> ` mv "wisdom/tanebventions: math" "tanebventions: maths" \ 9612:2016-11-03 <shachäf> revert \ 9611:2016-11-03 <Phantom_Hoovër> ` mv "wisdom/tanebventions: math" "wisdom/tanebventions: ma
01:02:59 <oerjan> `` dowg 'tanebventions: math' | grep topology
01:03:04 <HackEgo> No output.
01:03:14 <oerjan> `dowg pointless topology
01:03:19 <HackEgo> 9211:2016-10-10 <shachäf> forget pointless topology \ 8465:2016-06-12 <shachäf> sedlast s./.. \ 8464:2016-06-12 <shachäf> le/rn pointless topology//Pointless topology is the kind of topology Taneb invents.
01:03:29 <oerjan> hm
01:03:59 <oerjan> `slwd tanebventions: math//s;pointless topology, ;;
01:04:03 <HackEgo> tanebventions: math//Mathematical tanebventions include D-modules, Chu spaces, the torus, Stephen Wolfram, Klein bottles, string diagrams, the reals, Lambek's lemma, Curry's paradox, the long line, locales, and histograms.
01:04:40 <oerjan> `dowt pointless topology
01:04:44 <HackEgo> 8464:2016-06-12 <shachäf> le/rn pointless topology//Pointless topology is the kind of topology Taneb invents. \ 8465:2016-06-12 <shachäf> sedlast s./.. \ 9211:2016-10-10 <shachäf> forget pointless topology
01:05:15 <oerjan> `` dowg 'tanebvention' | grep topology
01:05:22 <HackEgo> No output.
01:05:41 <oerjan> `hurl tanebventions: math
01:05:43 <HackEgo> http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/log/tip/tanebventions%3A%20math
01:10:51 <fizzie> We had another short interweb break. :/ Let's bring back the 'got.
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01:12:38 <boily> fungot: nostril!
01:12:38 <fungot> boily: i'm trying to remove an existing?) php compilers is written in scheme
01:14:51 <oerjan> it appears, as far as i can tell, that pointless topology was added by me in the same edit i created tanebventions (math)
01:20:29 <oerjan> and i cannot find anything in the logs explaining why. i guess it was a spur of the moment thing.
01:21:04 <oerjan> fungot: tonsil!
01:21:04 <fungot> oerjan: gun control would be easier in python, so you
01:21:30 <oerjan> fungot: i think this may be the wrong time to suggest gun control.
01:21:30 <fungot> oerjan: no i mean, i haven't worked out all the indentation yourself or letting drscheme indent stuff?
01:23:17 <oerjan> `airport æ
01:23:19 <HackEgo> Værøy Heliport (VRY, ENVR) \ Svolvær Helle Airport (SVJ, ENSH)
01:23:31 <oerjan> `airport Æ
01:23:33 <HackEgo> No output.
01:23:36 <oerjan> `airport Ø
01:23:37 <HackEgo> No output.
01:23:40 <oerjan> `airport å
01:23:42 <HackEgo> No output.
01:27:47 <oerjan> `cat bin/spam
01:27:49 <HackEgo> line="${1-$(cat /hackenv/tmp/spline)}"; len="$(wc -l /hackenv/tmp/spout | awk '{print $1}')"; echo -n "$line/$len:"; sed -n "${line}{p;q}" /hackenv/tmp/spout; echo "$((line+1))" > /hackenv/tmp/spline
01:28:15 <oerjan> `spam
01:28:16 <HackEgo> 5/2:
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01:35:42 <oerjan> `slwd bin/spam//s;line+1;line<len?line+1:1;
01:35:43 <HackEgo> Roswbud!
01:35:48 <oerjan> `sled bin/spam//s;line+1;line<len?line+1:1;
01:35:50 <HackEgo> bin/spam//line="${1-$(cat /hackenv/tmp/spline)}"; len="$(wc -l /hackenv/tmp/spout | awk '{print $1}')"; echo -n "$line/$len:"; sed -n "${line}{p;q}" /hackenv/tmp/spout; echo "$((line<len?line+1:1))" > /hackenv/tmp/spline
01:36:01 <oerjan> `spam
01:36:02 <HackEgo> 6/2:
01:36:04 <oerjan> `spam
01:36:05 <HackEgo> 1/2:1205) <adu> me thinks fungot is high on crack <fungot> adu: not exactly something like that. but even real scheme :p. \ 1238) <Taneb> Could we achieve SETI with only naive set theory? \ 253) <zzo38> I also do not like that it should be disallow just because of too weird. They haveto make up more name so that not everyone has the same
01:36:46 <oerjan> `spam
01:36:47 <HackEgo> 2/2: name!!! \ 1121) <boily> everything is either zipf, branford, poisson, gamma, or uniform. outside of that, it's a weird curve invented by sadistic statistics teachers. \ 688) <fizzie> fungot: Yeah, "fungott" would [...] remind people of elliott. <fungot> fizzie: now that could be nice for a simple language can be used
01:36:49 <oerjan> `spam
01:36:50 <HackEgo> 1/2:1205) <adu> me thinks fungot is high on crack <fungot> adu: not exactly something like that. but even real scheme :p. \ 1238) <Taneb> Could we achieve SETI with only naive set theory? \ 253) <zzo38> I also do not like that it should be disallow just because of too weird. They haveto make up more name so that not everyone has the same
01:37:37 <boily> fungot seems to have an unhealthy fascination toward scheme...
01:37:38 <fungot> boily: the problem with the irc server doing a fnord mock search committee.)
01:37:48 <oerjan> ^style irc
01:37:48 <fungot> Selected style: irc (IRC logs of freenode/#esoteric, freenode/#scheme and ircnet/#douglasadams)
01:37:58 <oerjan> that's logically explained hth
01:38:21 <oerjan> the lack of douglas adams quotes, not so much.
01:43:41 <oerjan> `cwlprits rhetorical question
01:43:50 <HackEgo> int-̈e
01:43:55 <boily> `? int-e
01:43:57 <HackEgo> int-e är inte svensk. Hen kommer att spränga solen. Hen står för sig själv. Hen gillar inte färger.
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01:46:37 <shachaf> `? rhetorical question
01:46:40 <HackEgo> Why did Taneb invent the rhetorical question?
01:46:52 <shachaf> int-e: Why?
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01:47:16 <oerjan> hm that's not very rhetorical
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02:28:23 <ybden> 20
02:28:25 <ybden> whoops
02:29:46 <oerjan> why are there two of them anyway...
02:31:05 <shachaf> hybden
02:32:09 <ybden> shichaf
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03:15:30 <int-e> `slwd rhetorical question//s/question/& without providing an answer/
03:15:34 <HackEgo> rhetorical question//Why did Taneb invent the rhetorical question without providing an answer?
03:16:06 <oerjan> int-e: i'm not sure that is a rhetorical question
03:16:38 <int-e> I know. I like dissonance.
03:16:51 <oerjan> OKAY
03:16:53 <shachaf> `? int-e
03:16:54 <HackEgo> int-e är inte svensk. Hen kommer att spränga solen. Hen står för sig själv. Hen gillar inte färger.
03:17:20 <shachaf> `learn_append int-e He likes dissonance.
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03:18:23 <int-e> (well the mental kind, not the musical kind)
03:19:09 <oerjan> `slwd int-e//s;.$;, men han gillar dissonans.;
03:19:11 <HackEgo> int-e//int-e är inte svensk. Hen kommer att spränga solen. Hen står för sig själv. Hen gillar inte färger, men han gillar dissonans.
03:19:15 <oerjan> oops
03:19:25 <oerjan> ...maybe that's for the best.
03:20:23 <int-e> oerjan: I think you missed a self-reference in there.
03:20:41 <oerjan> int-e: no i didn't, but only accidentally.
03:20:52 <oerjan> look carefully.
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03:21:57 <int-e> if it's about swedish grammar or spelling I won't see it.
03:22:15 <oerjan> int-e: "han" hth
03:23:05 <shachaf> a han in the bush
03:23:12 <shachaf> a hen in the bush?
03:23:24 <oerjan> yep
03:24:52 <int-e> so "hen" is a swedish "xe"?
03:25:07 <oerjan> yeah
03:25:20 <shachaf> a hen in the bush is a stoned bird
03:26:25 <int-e> `? shachaf
03:26:31 <HackEgo> Queen Shachaf of the Dawn sprø som selleri and cosplays Nepeta Leijon on weekends. He hates bell peppers with a passion. He doesn't know when to stop asking questions.
03:26:55 <int-e> . o O ( Why? )
03:27:15 <oerjan> why what
03:27:23 <shachaf> I don't remember what questions I was asking, but it was probably pretty bad.
03:28:05 <int-e> Why didn't you stop then?
03:28:20 <oerjan> because he didn't know, silly
03:29:02 <int-e> `? eliza
03:29:03 <HackEgo> eliza? ¯\(°​_o)/¯
03:29:14 <\oren\> `? fungot
03:29:14 <fungot> \oren\: yes: fnord. how novel! :) how long does it take on a life of hermitage sounds great. what kind of and when? i must have changed quite a bit
03:29:16 <HackEgo> fungot is our beloved channel mascot and voice of reason.
03:30:37 <int-e> fungot: how's life?
03:30:38 <fungot> int-e: i can't help you with that
03:30:52 <int-e> well, ouch
03:31:49 <shachaf> fungot is not among the living
03:31:49 <fungot> shachaf: i am bothered by my desire to specify the codebase
03:31:57 <shachaf> aren't we all?
03:32:34 <shachaf> Is dynamic linking ever a good idea?
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03:33:46 <int-e> it's a better idea than memory deduplication, I think
03:34:11 <int-e> (which I learned about from https://media.ccc.de/v/33c3-8022-memory_deduplication_the_curse_that_keeps_on_giving )
03:34:19 <shachaf> Well, there are multipe issues with dynamic linking, I suppose I should separate them out.
03:35:03 <shachaf> That looks like an interesteing talk but what if I can't watch videos?
03:35:32 <shachaf> Maybe dynamic linking in the case of content-addressed dependencies is not as bad, for example.
03:36:00 <int-e> the fahrplan has a link to the slides at least
03:36:35 <shachaf> Aha.
03:37:15 <int-e> I guess the main problem is versioning (aka dll hell)
03:37:29 <shachaf> Versioning is always a problem.
03:37:45 <shachaf> If you have to do it, that is.
03:37:49 <shachaf> So you should avoid doing it if you can.
03:38:08 <int-e> the main benefit is reduced memory footprint; in theory, also program loading times could be improved, in practice it's unclear whether this happens in common workloads?
03:38:10 <shachaf> But if you can't, you should resolve dependencies at compile-time only.
03:39:16 <int-e> anyway I think I should try to sleep a bit more
03:44:18 <shachaf> int-e: I guess I'll just watch it when I get home.
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03:59:46 <enoua5> dang, I was gonna make a page "B#", joking that sice B# and C are the same note, they're also the same language. But it's already a real, non-joke language...
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04:03:28 <enoua5> curses, http://www.bsharplanguage.org/ !
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04:10:18 <oerjan> is there a C flat
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06:43:53 <alercah> idea
06:43:57 <alercah> quantum language
06:44:10 <alercah> where you define superpositions via a syntax that also happens to be version control conflicts
06:44:26 <alercah> so if you accidentally leave a conflict in, it compiles and just runs the superposition of both verions
06:44:29 <alercah> *versions
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07:27:39 <\oren\> the d flat language would downgrade the D language to be less object oriented
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07:36:43 <alercah> \oren\: I think it would be funnier to make d flat be D, but .NET
07:37:17 <alercah> (because it's C#)
07:45:27 <rdococ> heh heh heh
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07:51:34 <Jafet> unfortunately, D flat would probably not be a major language
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08:23:03 <rdococ> Db wouldn't exist in some people's computo-lingual scales
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10:33:59 <hppavilion1> There's an operation I want to write occasionally, but I can't think of a good way
10:34:20 <hppavilion1> alercah: Hehehehe
10:35:53 <hppavilion1> The operation takes three components- ‹b›ase, ‹c›ap, and ‹h›eight- and is equal to b^(b^(b^(...b^c...))), where (excluding the final ^c), the entire structure is h values tall.
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12:27:16 <boily> `wisdom
12:27:25 <HackEgo> icelandic unnerver//An Icelandic unnerver is a steampunkish looking hand cannon that spews freezingly hot lava out its recreational end. Uses epidermal DNA analyses, thaumic history excerpts and recognition of both multiphasic intristic tesla fields and personal sensorium-motor flair for authenticating authorized users.
12:28:09 <boily> . o O ( does intristic imply trigotillectomic? )
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14:34:38 <moonythedwarf> hi
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15:44:27 <rdococ> mhelloon
15:44:37 <rdococ> hoily
15:44:52 <rdococ> phellotom_hoover
15:45:11 <rdococ> abra allakra
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16:59:03 <schoolboy> hi
17:00:26 <schoolboy> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ezhil_(programming_language)
17:00:38 <schoolboy> check this one
17:00:54 <schoolboy> if it fits do add to the listing
17:00:58 <schoolboy> thanks!!
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20:11:08 <izabera> https://github.com/rgleichman/glance
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21:16:03 <int-e> \oren\: I may have an explanation why economics isn't a social science... if you think about it for a bit you'll realize that it's an *asocial* science, dehumanizing and just plain evil.
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21:53:55 <zzo38> All of my Node.js package readmes are missing from the webpages, do you know why? The program "npm show" will display them just fine, and other packages readmes are displayed on the webpage too.
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22:15:40 <shachaf> zzo38: Do you like dynamic linking?
22:22:44 <\oren\> There's a big argument hapening on the unicode mailing list about whther they need a superscript q
22:23:16 <\oren\> and about fractions using superscript and subscript number
22:24:16 <\oren\> I mean they already have all these superscripts ᴬᴭᴮᴯᴰᴱᴲᴳᴴᴵᴶᴷᴸᴹᴺᴻᴼᴽᴾᴿᵀᵁᵂᵃᵄᵅᵆᵇᵈᵉᵊᵋᶳᶴᶵᶶᶷᶸᶹᶺᶻᶼᶽᶾᶿ
22:24:20 <\oren\> ᵌᵍᵎᵏᵐᵑᵒᵓᵔᵕᵖᵗᵘᵙᵚᵛᵜᵝᵞᵟᵠᵡᶛᶜᶝᶞᶟᶠᶡᶢᶣᶤᶥᶦᶧᶨᶩᶪᶫᶬᶭᶮᶯᶰᶱᶲ
22:24:28 <\oren\> why not q
22:26:05 <\oren\> ᵃᵇᶜᵈᵉᶠᵍʰⁱʲᵏˡᵐⁿᵒᵖ ʳˢᵗᵘᵛʷˣʸᶻ
22:26:36 <\oren\> I should revise these graphemes
22:30:19 <int-e> shachaf: do you like memory deduplication?
22:30:40 <shachaf> int-e: For read-only memory?
22:31:20 <int-e> shachaf: cross-VM, content based.
22:31:36 <int-e> 04:44:17 <shachaf> int-e: I guess I'll just watch it when I get home.
22:31:44 <shachaf> Yes, I still haven't watched it.
22:32:01 <shachaf> I got home and talked about lens for a while and jammed for a while.
22:32:04 <int-e> just curious, never mind :)
22:33:09 <shachaf> I still intend to watch it!
22:33:26 <int-e> yeah but I don't want to seem pushy
22:33:32 <int-e> this may not be working :)
22:36:22 <shachaf> If you want to get anything done, you have to be pushy.
22:37:03 <shachaf> Anyway, I brought up that link in another channel.
22:37:09 <shachaf> <someone> shachaf: Not applicable; depends on having RW access. Here, you're deduping RO mappings.
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22:42:01 <int-e> This might let you sleep soundly at night if you consider Rowhammer to be an obscure hardware bug that doesn't appear in real systems. For example, because you're actually using ECC RAM.
22:44:03 <int-e> (apparently ECC RAM is good enough to make the difference between a feasible attack and an infeasible one there; I don't believe that it can offer absolute protection)
22:47:09 <Marcela_-> Hello, I'm from Venezuela, I speak a little English, but my language is dominate Spanish, but I want to learn how to handle my English in this channel, can you help me or not?
22:47:51 <Phantom_Hoover> my advice is not to speak to zzo38 under any circumstances
22:48:35 <shachaf> `bienvenido Marcela_-
22:48:46 <HackEgo> Marcela_-: ¡Bienvenido al centro internacional para el diseño y despliegue de lenguajes de programación esotéricos! Por desgracia, la mayoría de nosotros no hablamos español. Para obtener más información, echa un vistazo a nuestro wiki: <http://esolangs.org/>. (Para el otro tipo de esoterismo, prueba #esoteric en EFnet o DALnet.)
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22:53:40 <Marcela_-> I want you to teach me English, can you help me?
22:56:27 <FireFly> Probably not
22:56:39 <FireFly> There is a ##English which might be of more help
22:57:28 <\oren\> Speaking english doesn't qualify us to teach it
22:58:24 <int-e> Hmm http://esolangs.org/wiki/English exists...
22:58:28 <Marcela_-> What things can this channel help me with?
22:59:18 <int-e> `welcome Marcela_-
22:59:19 <HackEgo> Marcela_-: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: <http://esolangs.org/>. (For the other kind of esoterica, try #esoteric on EFnet or DALnet.)
22:59:20 <\oren\> programming, mathematics,
22:59:48 <int-e> fungot,
22:59:49 <fungot> int-e: lispme would handle firefox easily. in scheme, which makes you feel better about sllgen. seems quite slower
23:00:24 <int-e> and don't forget web comics
23:00:39 <\oren\> unicode, cyrptograhpy
23:00:45 <int-e> and, of course, ultimate wisdom
23:00:50 <int-e> `grwp ultimate
23:00:57 <HackEgo> Binary file reflection matches
23:01:02 <int-e> (or not)
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23:01:40 <int-e> \oren\: was that "permutation cipher" intentional?
23:01:53 <\oren\> int-e: no
23:02:09 <\oren\> it was due to lazy fingres
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23:03:07 <int-e> of course the above is all lies. what the channel is really all about is bad puns.
23:03:11 <\oren\> i'm not sure hwy it happens but when i type fast sometimse letters get out of order
23:04:17 <\oren\> maybe my brian has a packet protocol between it and my fingers
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23:05:01 <Marcela_-> :-(
23:05:56 <\oren\> `? pun
23:05:56 <HackEgo> Puns are fun. Ask shachaf about them. But beware of Muphry adding misspellings.
23:07:27 <int-e> `? swatter
23:07:28 <HackEgo> The swatter is a tool for punishment commonly found in #esoteric. Not to be confused with the saucepan or mapoles.
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23:11:19 <boily> @metar CYUL
23:11:20 <lambdabot> CYUL 122300Z 23006KT 4SM -RA BR BKN004 OVC020 03/02 A2979 RMK SF6SC2 SLP092
23:11:27 * Marcela_- She feels confused :-/
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23:19:55 <boily> Marcela_-: you shouldn't be confused, everything makes sense. in case of doubt, consult the fungot.
23:19:55 <fungot> boily: like you can't describe the semantics of scheme, nothing about any following discussion
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23:33:06 <quintopia> helloily
23:34:29 <int-e> This place is populated by a bunch of smartasses who like stating the obvious.
23:36:02 <quintopia> he didnt mean it fungot
23:36:02 <fungot> quintopia: and you can
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23:36:34 <quintopia> @metar KATL
23:36:34 <lambdabot> KATL 122252Z 20007KT 10SM FEW040 FEW250 20/12 A3033 RMK AO2 SLP270 T02000117
23:37:50 <quintopia> int-e: preface all your questions with ppntat (please provide non-trivial answer thx) for best results. that is the magic word. hth
23:38:39 <boily> quinthellopia, int-ello.
23:40:05 <\oren\> plz prvd nn trvl ans thx
23:40:46 <boily> h\\rn\.
23:41:38 <int-e> quintopia: is the sky blue? ppntat!
23:42:57 <int-e> (I know what "prefixed" means but I think it sounds better as a postfix.)
23:43:24 <boily> `le/rn ppntat//Pen Pineapple Nutmeg Tamarind Apple Tangerine
23:43:29 <HackEgo> Learned 'ppntat': Pen Pineapple Nutmeg Tamarind Apple Tangerine
23:45:48 <int-e> `? rr
23:45:49 <HackEgo> rr? ¯\(°​_o)/¯
23:46:00 <int-e> `? rickroll
23:46:03 <HackEgo> rickroll? ¯\(°​_o)/¯
23:46:12 <int-e> for some reason I find this odd :)
23:47:47 <int-e> Of course "Alexa, please order..." has a good chance of becoming the new Rickroll (for live call in broadcasts).
23:47:49 <quintopia> int-e: where do you live? the sky is dark gray here
23:48:40 <boily> . o O ( and the sky is dark graaaay ♪ )
23:49:25 <int-e> quintopia: here it seems vary
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23:55:21 <quintopia> boily: pls continue singing
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23:56:07 <quintopia> boily: also check out the gdq borderlands 2 coöp run on youtube for great entertainment
23:58:59 <boily> «Jamais je ne t'abandonnerai, jamais je ne décevrai, jamais je ne dirai de mauvaises choses ni te ferai mal... ♪»
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