00:03:31 -!- oerjan has joined. 00:05:03 wob_jonas: well, you suggested it but not add it for some reason. 00:05:25 *did not 00:05:51 oerjan: yes, I didn't add it because I didn't think it would make a very good wisdom 00:06:10 heh 00:06:37 somehow i thought it did, anyhow. 00:06:41 `? life 00:06:42 ​‘Life,’ said Marvin, ‘don't talk to me about life.’ 00:07:55 -!- nycs has quit (Quit: This computer has gone to sleep). 00:08:26 `grwp [a]lways? 00:08:28 No output. 00:12:06 -!- hppavilion1 has joined. 00:12:47 @messages- 00:12:47 boily said 59m 29s ago: hellørjan. a dude from Israel with a strange goat fixation, IIRC. 00:13:00 wisdoms are organic. they grow, they wither, they lignify, they get Tanebvented... 00:13:08 hellørjan. 00:13:10 spasiboily. 00:14:06 Good evening, Mr. Johansen. 00:14:24 I always get mixed up: is it Johansen or Sørensen? 00:14:49 The one with the / in it is more authentic-looking. 00:14:56 So it must be that. 00:15:28 solidus advice. 00:15:46 * oerjan swats shæchaf -----### 00:16:14 where the heck do you get sørensen from, anyway 00:16:40 I think maybe the wisdom body shouldn't have the "said Marvin" part, but only what Marvin said 00:16:43 i think that's prototypically more danish than norwegian. 00:19:23 I'm confused since April 2015, and I can't remember why... 00:19:37 * boily wonders where the fungot he got that idea from 00:19:38 boily: that's actually a pretty smart bot. ok. 8. ok, he doesn't.)" you 00:20:26 fungot, did you tell boily that Sørensen or Johansen? 00:20:27 wob_jonas: the slovak name is fnord and it seems rather useless 00:20:39 boily: there, it's slovak, not norwegian 00:22:50 mystery cleared. oerjan is secretly Slovak, with a Danish prototype. 00:23:16 -!- wob_jonas has quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client). 00:24:49 šôcking 00:32:30 ssb seems to have made it harder to find the surname statistics 00:33:01 ok, Sørensen is the 25th most common. 00:33:21 (Johansen remains second) 00:33:40 how common is my surname 00:34:09 oh it's from 2013 as well. 00:34:21 shachaf: not very common hth 00:35:01 jooerjan hansen 00:35:45 shachaf: according to ssb, there are fewer than 4 persons with the name Ben-Kiki hth 00:36:24 (which includes the possibility 0) 00:36:29 in norway 00:36:37 presumably. 00:37:30 poochsen 00:38:47 -!- nooga has quit (Ping timeout: 264 seconds). 00:39:41 shachaf: http://forebears.co.uk/surnames?q=Ben-Kiki 00:40:17 apparently there are 110 of you 00:41:13 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=796bHaAtlkE#t=1m hth 00:42:23 one of me, two of me, three of me, four of me, five, six, seven?! / sorry, no more of me 00:45:09 OKAY 00:45:43 much like a heffalump or a woozle 00:49:36 -!- iczero has changed nick to wlp1s1. 00:52:41 wait, have i missed a previous olist 00:53:25 The one in http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/17.02.01 ? 00:54:14 oh right 00:54:45 my stupid brain saw that, and didn't register it as a proper one i guess 00:56:17 what did your smart brain do 00:57:32 panic hth 01:19:13 helloily 01:20:40 quinthellopia! 01:20:43 oerjan: shachaf: 7 in Finland. 01:20:48 <\oren\> My last name is super duper common 01:21:27 its a competers name eh 01:21:31 <\oren\> http://forebears.io/surnames/watson 01:21:34 computer 01:22:04 <\oren\> wow, very common in Jamaica 01:22:28 <\oren\> and scotland 01:26:50 -!- krok_ has quit (Quit: Leaving). 01:29:55 ITL people are being stupid with HackEgo 01:30:22 \oren\: well its an elementary surname 01:30:25 *it's 01:30:35 ITL? 01:30:46 in these logs 01:32:01 is people me 01:32:03 shachaf: i thought making `spam cycle around when it hit the end would be _less_ confusing, but no... 01:32:06 it was only a few mistakes 01:32:12 you and \oren\ 01:32:20 look 01:32:26 at least i jammed up hlnp 01:33:11 i didn't know hg log cared about which directory you ran it from, anyway 01:33:29 Does it? 01:33:43 `` cd wisdom; cwlprits hoag 01:33:45 No output. 01:33:54 `cwlprits hoag 01:33:55 `cat bin/cwlprits 01:33:55 culprits "wisdom/$1" 01:33:56 oerjän oerjän oerjän oerjän oerjän oerjän oerjän 01:34:12 Oh, you mean, you thought it always resolved paths from the root? 01:34:15 yeah 01:35:13 i was wondering why weren't using cwlprits until b_jonas tested it 01:35:17 *why you 01:35:34 * oerjan pro-dropper 01:57:34 `wisdom 01:57:35 boredom//A boredom is like a kingdom, except ruled by a bore. They don't tend to last very long before people revolt. 01:57:46 as a boring person, I approve. 02:09:06 -!- boily has quit (Quit: LETHARGIC CHICKEN). 02:12:11 -!- hppavilion1 has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 02:12:55 -!- hppavilion1 has joined. 03:01:05 -!- Zarutian has quit (Quit: Zarutian). 03:18:19 it is kind of an odd feeling to find abandoned channels with notices, topics, expired domains, and chanserv just watching over it in case anyone returns 03:19:58 #ozymandias 03:21:18 ok I'll get right on it and register the channel 03:22:22 hashtag ozymandias 03:30:17 -!- tromp has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 03:30:54 -!- tromp has joined. 04:04:08 -!- hppavilion1 has quit (Ping timeout: 255 seconds). 04:09:47 -!- oerjan has quit (Quit: Nite). 04:43:02 -!- ChatSharp has joined. 04:43:02 -!- ChatSharp has left. 05:44:13 -!- erdic has quit (Ping timeout: 258 seconds). 06:00:56 -!- erdic has joined. 06:30:00 -!- Akaibu_ has joined. 06:33:09 -!- Akaibu has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 06:33:09 -!- zgrep has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 06:33:09 -!- alakra has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 06:33:21 -!- Akaibu_ has changed nick to Akaibu. 06:33:34 -!- zgrep_ has joined. 06:33:43 -!- alakra has joined. 06:38:19 -!- zgrep_ has changed nick to zgrep. 06:38:36 -!- FreeFull has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 06:50:50 -!- augur has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 06:59:08 -!- doesthiswork has quit (Quit: Leaving.). 07:00:01 -!- hppavilion1 has joined. 07:41:28 -!- augur has joined. 07:42:29 does mike wazowski blink or wink 08:54:26 -!- hppavilion1 has quit (Quit: Leaving). 09:03:12 -!- augur has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 09:19:33 -!- AnotherTest has joined. 09:47:18 http://www.savagechickens.com/2017/02/lucky-day.html slowsand 10:07:38 -!- Akaibu has quit (Quit: Connection closed for inactivity). 10:41:04 -!- FreeFull has joined. 10:53:34 the design of mathml seems to be entirely screwed up 10:54:20 I'll have to figure out some crazy workarounds since I want to be able to use it 11:33:53 -!- boily has joined. 11:36:52 `wisdom 11:36:53 denial//Sorry, but we don't know anything about denial. Taneb most definitely did not invent it. 12:29:10 -!- boily has quit (Quit: SPRINT CHICKEN). 12:51:00 -!- Akaibu has joined. 13:05:47 -!- Zarutian has joined. 13:29:56 -!- ChatSharp has joined. 13:29:57 -!- ChatSharp has left. 13:52:57 -!- ChatSharp has joined. 13:52:58 -!- ChatSharp has left. 14:00:32 -!- doesthiswork has joined. 14:04:03 -!- ChatSharp has joined. 14:04:04 -!- ChatSharp has left. 14:10:57 -!- ChatSharp has joined. 14:10:58 -!- ChatSharp has left. 14:14:14 -!- kiki` has joined. 14:17:49 -!- ChatSharp has joined. 14:17:49 -!- ChatSharp has left. 14:24:54 -!- ChatSharp has joined. 14:24:55 -!- ChatSharp has left. 14:28:35 these are really funny I will have to see if I can use them https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Criticism_of_the_theory_of_relativity#Philosophical_criticism 14:30:23 the classical concepts of space, time, and geometry were, and will always be, the most convenient expressions in natural science, therefore the concepts of relativity cannot be correct 14:38:27 -!- Lord_of_Life has quit (Excess Flood). 14:38:33 -!- Lord_of_Life has joined. 14:39:43 -!- moony has joined. 14:39:48 Hello 14:40:13 Helloony 14:40:38 -!- oerjan has joined. 14:41:17 helloerjan 14:42:02 helloony. i have the feeling i haven't seen you in a while. 14:42:49 you havent :p 14:42:53 i havent been on in a while 14:43:35 i've been helping wiggle develop the discord bot Beemo, i forgot about IRC for a bit. 14:45:43 -!- planoldjames has joined. 14:47:11 -!- planoldjames has left. 14:51:50 -!- iovoid has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 14:52:05 -!- iovoid has joined. 14:56:34 -!- ChatSharp has joined. 14:56:35 -!- ChatSharp has left. 15:03:38 -!- heroux has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 15:10:56 -!- heroux has joined. 15:32:29 -!- dingbat has joined. 15:36:21 what is it called the equiv to conception contraceptions but for pauses, you know so you dont get pregnant ones? 15:40:02 possibly "tact", but it doesn't work for e.g. disaster news 15:42:42 -!- augur has joined. 15:42:51 -!- augur has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 15:44:15 Read somewhere in StarTrek Fanfiction: "A whole Tribble tribe of pregnant pauses followed that statement." 15:45:34 that's a bit of an overuse :P 15:52:57 -!- augur has joined. 15:53:31 beware of tribal tribbles 15:53:51 . o O ( would tribble facts be tribialities? ) 15:54:16 hm tribbles with spears... 15:55:08 int-e: colette seemed briefly to agree with you on the crowding 15:57:38 -!- Akaibu has quit (Quit: Connection closed for inactivity). 16:04:54 oerjan: I thought so too. 16:50:15 -!- hppavilion1 has joined. 16:50:15 -!- tromp has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 16:50:34 -!- tromp has joined. 16:56:57 -!- FreeFull has quit (Ping timeout: 276 seconds). 17:08:18 -!- LKoen has joined. 17:09:01 -!- Akaibu has joined. 17:19:58 i really hate being bipolar, it's awesome 17:21:40 :D OKay ;_; 17:22:58 <\oren\> https://twitter.com/RT_1917/status/829723022227554305 17:27:02 -!- FreeFull has joined. 17:50:06 -!- augur has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 17:52:58 -!- Zarutian has quit (Quit: Zarutian). 17:56:09 <\oren\> German submarine warfare poses unacceptable threat to 'freedom of the seas' - President Wilson tells Congress #ActOfWar 18:00:24 -!- hppavilion1 has quit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds). 18:03:15 -!- hppavilion1 has joined. 18:11:09 -!- oerjan has quit (Quit: Later). 18:19:18 -!- Zarutian has joined. 18:29:59 -!- augur has joined. 18:30:34 -!- augur has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 18:38:21 -!- DHeadshot has joined. 18:38:35 -!- Phantom_Hoover has joined. 18:40:19 -!- augur has joined. 19:30:49 -!- hppavilion1 has quit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds). 19:32:12 -!- hppavilion1 has joined. 19:35:16 izabera: may I say that that sounds wonderfully terrible... 20:03:59 -!- DHeadshot has quit (Ping timeout: 255 seconds). 20:04:39 -!- hppavilion1 has quit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds). 20:11:04 web.myfancy: points -27.93, score 3.76, rank 47/47 20:11:14 `5 w 20:11:19 1/2:guard//The guards are immune to electricity. They're humans in rubber pig suits. They're insulated. \ vwwwl//Vwwwls wrw w swgn wf wnswffwcwwnt wwsdwm. \ forty//Forty means "in a fort-like manner". \ skeleton//A skeleton is an unintelligent undead, similar to the zombie but harder to create, because it's lacking most of the body. The b 20:11:31 `spam 20:11:32 2/2:est skeletons are made by groups of people, so-called skeleton crews. \ patent//Patent is an adjective which means that something is painfully obvious. Often used to rightfully mock people that do not see it. 20:11:45 `cat bin/spam 20:11:46 line="${1-$(cat /hackenv/tmp/spline)}"; len="$(wc -l /hackenv/tmp/spout | awk '{print $1}')"; echo -n "$line/$len:"; sed -n "${line}{p;q}" /hackenv/tmp/spout; echo "$((line /hackenv/tmp/spline 20:12:22 -!- hppavilion1 has joined. 20:13:01 . o O ( skeletons are a by-product of creating a politician or any other kind of spineless human ) 20:13:44 which politicians are spineless today 20:13:57 hmm, s/or any other kind of spineless human/or other spineless creatures/ 20:14:38 `cwlprits skeleton 20:14:40 int-̈e int-̈e b_jonäs 20:14:56 the funny thing about spineless politicians is that they're not memorable at all. 20:16:05 I like the thing someone linked the other day about APL characters. 20:16:53 ↑ Pike 20:16:59 ↓ Spike 20:17:04 ⍋ Pine 20:17:15 ⍒ Spine 20:17:38 -!- Akaibu has quit (Quit: Connection closed for inactivity). 20:27:00 <\oren\> m ← +/(3+⍳4) 20:27:09 how did your build go 20:27:17 did you make the build system good yet 20:27:18 <\oren\> shachaf: it suceeded 20:27:35 time for a celebration 20:27:38 <\oren\> should ⍳ be inline with + and - 20:27:43 it's not every day you manage to successfully build your software 20:27:57 <\oren\> and test 20:28:03 whoa 20:28:06 once in a lifetime 20:28:12 <\oren\> the tests all passed too , imainge that 20:47:02 -!- DHeadshot has joined. 20:51:39 -!- FreeFull has quit (Quit: rebooting into new kernel). 20:53:54 -!- FreeFull has joined. 21:13:44 -!- Lord_of_Life has quit (Excess Flood). 21:14:29 -!- Lord_of_Life has joined. 21:31:52 shachaf: I remember Pike (...) Spine thing as a couple years ago instead of a couple days ago 21:32:05 It was yesterday that it was linked. 21:34:01 -!- hppavilion1 has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 21:44:59 -!- krok_ has joined. 21:49:04 -!- Phantom_Hoover has quit (Ping timeout: 258 seconds). 21:55:42 `grwp dilation 21:55:44 Binary file reflection matches 21:55:58 `quote dilation 21:55:59 86) insufficient time dilation. try running faster. 21:56:39 `` quote int-e | shuf | head -n1 21:56:40 1286) I couldn't help thinking that maybe if one considers the ramifications in full detail it will turn out that overthinking is often not helpful and therefore, not something to be proud of. 21:56:54 `` quote int-e | shuf | head -n1 21:56:55 1301) fungot is here int-e: may cause extreme loss of appetite! may cause severe diarrhea and vomiting! 21:57:02 `` quote int-e | shuf | head -n1 21:57:02 `` quote int-e | shuf | head -n1 21:57:02 1283) int-e: all right...ill try not to think about your mind. best of luck with it 21:57:03 `` quote int-e | shuf | head -n1 21:57:03 1283) int-e: all right...ill try not to think about your mind. best of luck with it 21:57:04 1225) (I need to stop talking about my habits so much (Uh I'm doing it again, STOP! (Uh I give up. (Really, I should stop doing this all the time. (AAARGH!))))) 21:58:12 it's still true. 22:00:41 -!- hppavilion1 has joined. 22:07:43 <\oren\> `` quote \oren\ 22:07:44 1223) when i was a kid it used to snow on christmas eve. what is this "freezing rain", "sleet" crap? yeah seriously, who is evn in charge anymore? apparently not santa claus Santa Claus is dead by now. \ 1224) <{\[oren]|}> ｚｚｏ３８：ｉｔ　ｗｉｌｌ　ｃａｕｓｅ　ｐｒｏｂｌｅｍｓ　ｂｙ 22:08:07 <\oren\> `1 quote 22:08:08 1/1:447) the classic "souls have mass" hypothesis 22:08:16 <\oren\> `1 quote oren 22:08:17 1/4:1223) when i was a kid it used to snow on christmas eve. what is this "freezing rain", "sleet" crap? yeah seriously, who is evn in charge anymore? apparently not santa claus Santa Claus is dead by now. \ 1224) <{\[oren]|}> ｚｚｏ３８：ｉｔ　ｗｉｌｌ　ｃａｕｓｅ　ｐｒｏｂｌｅï 22:08:21 <\oren\> `spam 22:08:21 2/4:½ï½“　ｂｙ　ｂｅｉｎｇ　ｈｉｌａｒｉｏｕｓ \ 1234) is instant coffee stronger than espresso? I think it must be... [...] Ohh.... so apparently the jar says one scoop of powder per mug, I assumed an equal amount of powder and boiling water \ 1247) int64_t is too long a name It used to b 22:08:24 <\oren\> `spam 22:08:25 3/4:e too long long, but now it's just too long. \ 1248) I'm making a new font. I'm up to the capital E with diarhea \ 1257) <\oren\> also the letter omega is now known as wubbleyou <\oren\> it's a cuddly doubleyou \ 1260) \oren\: If I were me, I wouldn't even let you be a /passenger/ on a /normal/ airplane \ 1261) 22:08:28 <\oren\> `spam 22:08:29 4/4: <\oren\> the upside down command module does mean that the pilot can see the ground while landing \ 1262) <\oren\> scientists can apparently research things even while rotating 30 times a minute \ 1266) <\oren\> i don't actually knwo the details, but i want those responsible, whoever they were to be punished 22:09:18 <\oren\> HEY! the spam spam thing split a unicode charater into bytes!!!! 22:10:45 <\oren\> `` cat spam 22:10:46 cat: spam: No such file or directory 22:10:52 <\oren\> `` cat bin/spam 22:10:52 line="${1-$(cat /hackenv/tmp/spline)}"; len="$(wc -l /hackenv/tmp/spout | awk '{print $1}')"; echo -n "$line/$len:"; sed -n "${line}{p;q}" /hackenv/tmp/spout; echo "$((line /hackenv/tmp/spline 22:12:16 <\oren\> I don't know awk, does it suport unicode? 22:13:21 It's not awk which is doing the splitting, it's Python. 22:13:28 `cat bin/sport 22:13:28 distort "${1:-/dev/stdin}" | spore '' "${2-1}" 22:13:32 `cat bin/distort 22:13:32 ​#!/usr/bin/env python \ import sys \ N=336 \ name = sys.argv[1] if len(sys.argv) > 1 else "/dev/stdin" \ with open(name, "r") as f: \ data = ' \\ '.join(f.read().splitlines()) \ for i in xrange(0, len(data), N): \ print data[i:i+N] 22:13:45 <\oren\> wut, python doesn't suport unicode? 22:13:55 It supports it, but that program operates on bytes. 22:14:13 Since bytes are what counts in IRC line lengths. 22:14:30 You can improve it if you want to. But make sure it stays correct with regard to byte count. 22:14:40 <\oren\> but it should round down to the nearest unicorn character 22:14:46 <\oren\> *unicode 22:14:48 Yes. 22:14:55 And also handle invalid UTF-8 correctly, I guess. 22:15:17 Feel free to improve it? 22:28:09 -!- DHeadshot has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds). 22:30:18 -!- DHeadshot has joined. 22:56:22 <\oren\> ▁▁▁▁▂▂▂▃▃▄▄▅▅▆▆▆▇▇▇▇█████████▇▇▇▇▆▆▆▅▅▄▄▄▃▃▂▂▂▁▁▁▁ 23:01:33 it's a rift in the fabric of space 23:01:40 <\oren\> did you know? ❸ ③ ➂ ➌ are all different unicode characters 23:01:53 (reminds me of LOOM) 23:02:38 -!- tromp__ has joined. 23:02:43 -!- tromp__ has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 23:02:46 <\oren\> 10⏨10⏨10 23:03:12 -!- tromp has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 23:03:13 -!- tromp__ has joined. 23:04:24 -!- boily has joined. 23:04:34 `wisdom 23:04:35 fat//Fats are one of the four basic classes of nutrients. The other three are sugars, coffee and alcohol. 23:04:52 -!- Phantom_Hoover has joined. 23:05:13 -!- AnotherTest has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 23:06:38 -!- hppavilion1 has quit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds). 23:07:11 -!- b_jonas has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 23:08:13 -!- b_jonas has joined. 23:13:23 -!- iaglium has joined. 23:15:09 <\oren\> http://orenwatson.be/randcard.c 23:15:24 <\oren\> http://orenwatson.be/randcard.c.htm 23:16:07 <\oren\> this program has a fatal bug 23:16:26 <\oren\> can you see the fatal bug? 23:32:32 he\\oren\. fatal as in crash, or fatal as in doesn't work as expected? 23:43:59 <\oren\> boily: as in defeating the purpose of the program 23:46:10 It's not a uniform distribution. 23:47:55 5/256 for the first 48 cards, and 4/256 for the last 4. 23:48:19 <\oren\> correct. the 🃚🃛🃝🃞 are less likely to occur 23:51:04 It is, however, a great chance to use a do-while statement where the body isn't a block. 23:51:16 It looks so weird. 23:51:35 do x = fgetc(ur); while (x >= 4*52); x %= 52; 23:52:03 It doesn't even look like C. 23:53:26 -!- oerjan has joined. 23:54:03 `? oerjan 23:54:04 Your wise @messages-lord fanfic oerjan is a lazy expert in future computation. Also a Glasswegian who dislikes Roald Dahl. He could never remember the word "amortized" so he put it here for convenience; but lately it's the only word he can ever remember. His arch-nemesis is Betty Crocker. He sometimes puns without noticing it. 23:54:42 `slwd oerjan//s,@,ass-@, 23:54:43 oerjan//Your wise ass-@messages-lord fanfic oerjan is a lazy expert in future computation. Also a Glasswegian who dislikes Roald Dahl. He could never remember the word "amortized" so he put it here for convenience; but lately it's the only word he can ever remember. His arch-nemesis is Betty Crocker. He sometimes puns without noticing it. 23:55:26 -!- wob_jonas has joined. 23:55:34 woe be jonas 23:55:56 hm that seems to have been one of randall's earlier hobbies. was it the first? 23:56:03 <\oren\> fizzie: what if i put the body in paerns 23:56:20 <\oren\> do(x=fgetc(ur));while(x>=4*52); 23:56:36 <\oren\> or 23:56:40 <\oren\> do(x=fgetc(ur)); 23:56:46 <\oren\> while(x>=4*52); 23:56:59 fizziello, hellochaf, hellørjan. 23:57:03 ass-messages? 23:57:08 <\oren\> it makes it look like two separate loops 23:57:42 It looks a lot like that even without the parentheses, to be fair. 23:58:18 Can't decide which one looks sillier. 23:59:04 helloily