00:08:57 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! 00:09:00 CRAWL 0.20! 00:09:04 WOOOOOOOOOOO! 00:09:09 * boily dances 00:11:39 oh. hm. eh. I may have hit the trunk branch by accident. darn. 00:19:51 -!- krok_ has quit (Quit: Leaving). 00:21:37 -!- myname has quit (Ping timeout: 258 seconds). 00:31:51 -!- Sgeo has joined. 00:41:06 -!- oerjan has joined. 00:51:25 [wiki] [[Esolang:Introduce yourself]] https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=50917&oldid=50908 * Oerjan * (+57) /* Introductions */ Fnord 00:56:18 Hi all, I'm boily, and I'm a sane person. 00:56:59 Hi boily. I'm oerjan, and I stopped pretending to be sane long ago. 00:57:16 oerjan: what did you think about that text file i linked the other day hth 00:57:30 which text file twh 00:57:43 kj-sanity.txt 00:57:53 pretty sure i didn't see that. 00:58:09 well, it's at my website 00:58:58 which is slbkbs.org 00:59:30 i was just finding that 00:59:50 i remembered it had something like sb or the like 01:01:43 -!- augur has joined. 01:01:51 i guess i do present myself as safe. 01:02:14 kj is tg 01:02:30 perhaps pathologically so. 01:02:55 see also -intelligence, -being-a-teacher, -psychotic-girl, etc. 01:03:14 -!- riggs has joined. 01:04:18 `relcome riggs 01:04:20 ​riggs: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: . (For the other kind of esoterica, try #esoteric on EFnet or DALnet.) 01:04:32 thanks, greetings 01:04:58 I thought this might be a place for masons 01:05:18 Like Roald Dahl? 01:05:39 We do not talk about passion fruits like Roald Dahl. 01:05:44 naw, more like manley p hall 01:06:18 same, same 01:06:20 different.. 01:06:21 `? roald dahl 01:06:22 but still same. 01:06:22 roald dahl? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 01:08:42 `? royal dahl 01:08:43 royal dahl? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 01:08:50 `? royal 01:08:51 royal? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 01:08:56 `? dahl 01:08:57 Royal Dahl is the king of Norway. 01:09:06 royal dahl invented royal jelly, right? 01:09:12 obviously. 01:09:13 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_Jelly_(short_story) 01:10:11 apricot jelly is the best. 01:10:16 `? king of norway 01:10:17 king of norway? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 01:10:20 `dowg dahl 01:10:27 6544:2016-01-11 le/rn dahl/Royal Dahl is the king of Norway. \ 6542:2016-01-11 le/rn dahl/Royal Dahl is the king of Norway. \ 3139:2013-06-16 learn dahl dih dahl dahl 01:11:20 it was so important it had to be added twice. 01:11:41 `` doag | grep 6543: 01:11:45 6543:2016-01-11 mkx bin/slashlearn//sep="/"; [[ "$0" == *//* ]] && sep="//"; [[ "$1" == ?*"$sep"* ]] || exit 1; key="$(echo "${1%%$sep*}" | lowercase)"; value="${1#*$sep}"; echo "$value" > "wisdom/$key"; echo "Learned \xc2\xab$key\xc2\xbb" 01:11:47 `? fizzie 01:11:48 fizzie is not fnord with a monad but the sneaky canary king of #esoteric, see https://zem.fi/static/img/square_fizzie_320px_white.jpg 01:11:58 `? shachaf 01:11:59 Queen Shachaf of the Dawn sprø som selleri and cosplays Nepeta Leijon on weekends. He hates bell peppers with a passion. He doesn't know when to stop asking questions. 01:12:11 -!- riggs has left ("Leaving"). 01:12:18 we still have our royal couple reigning over this chännel. 01:12:31 royal triple? 01:12:56 triple? unless you are counting Norway. 01:13:18 Why nt? 01:13:19 `` hg cat -r 6542,6544 wisdom/'royal dahl' 01:13:20 hg: parse error: can't use a list in this context 01:13:29 `` hg cat -r 6542 wisdom/'royal dahl' 01:13:30 wisdom/royal dahl: no such file in rev f96c3ec3cd15 01:13:41 `` hg cat -r 6544 wisdom/'royal dahl' 01:13:42 wisdom/royal dahl: no such file in rev 24299ed00557 01:13:46 wisdom/dahl hth 01:13:52 argh 01:13:57 `` hg cat -r 6544 wisdom/dahl 01:13:58 Royal Dahl is the king of Norway. 01:14:02 `` hg cat -r 6542 wisdom/dahl 01:14:03 value 01:14:07 aha 01:14:07 Aha. 01:14:26 `grwp king 01:14:32 boily:“Only sane adverb” boily is monetizing a brotherhood scheme with the Guardian of Lachine, apparently involving cookie dealing. He is also a NaniDispenser, a Trigotillectomic Groan Man Eating Chicken, a METARologist, seriously lacking in the f-word department, a thwack doctor, and a renowned Capitalist who helps keep the world boring. \ bo 01:14:50 `` grwp -i "\bking\b" 01:14:51 dahl:Royal Dahl is the king of Norway. \ elendil:Elendil's dad, Amandil, decided to try to save Numenor from its awful end by sailing to the Undying Lands and appealing to the Valar, but got lost. His family founded a new empire in Middle-earth. Elendil himself later made the Last Alliance with the elf king Gil-Galad, against Sauron. \ fizzie:fizzi 01:15:04 `2 grwp -i "\bking\b" 01:15:06 2/5:\ fizzie:fizzie is not fnord with a monad but the sneaky canary king of #esoteric, see https://zem.fi/static/img/square_fizzie_320px_white.jpg \ frenemy:Frenemy is the relationship between Kirby and king Dee Dee. \ it:It little profits that an idle king, / By this still hearth, among these barren crags, / Match'd with an aged wife, I 01:15:13 `spam 01:15:14 3/5:mete and dole / Unequal laws unto a savage race, / That hoard, and sleep, and feed, and know not me. / I cannot rest from travel: I will drink / Life to the lees; all times I have enjoy'd / Greatly, have suffer'd greatly, both with those / That loved me, and alone; on shore, and when / Thro' scudding drifts the rainy Hyades / Vext the 01:15:22 `spam 01:15:23 4/5: dim sea: I am become a name; / For always roaming with a hungry heart / Much have I seen and known; cities of men / And manners, climates, councils, governments, / Myself not least, but honour'd of them all; / And drunk delight of battle with my peers, / Far on the ringing plains of windy Troy, / I am a part of all that I have met; / 01:15:25 `cwlprits it 01:15:27 shachäf b_jonäs b_jonäs b_jonäs b_jonäs b_jonäs b_jonäs 01:15:32 `spam 01:15:33 5/5: Yet all experience is an arch wherethro' / Gleams that untravell'd world, whose margin fades / For ever and for ever when I move. 01:15:35 `dowg it 01:15:37 8403:2016-06-08 sled wisdom/it//s\\ $\\\\ \ 8397:2016-06-07 `` >>wisdom/it echo -n "Taneb invented it. " \ 7481:2016-04-18 `` sed -i "s#governments.*#governments, / Myself not least, but honour\'d of them all; / And drunk delight of battle with my peers, / Far on the ringing plains of windy Troy, / I am a part of 01:15:58 `forget it 01:16:00 Forget what? 01:17:13 `1 grwp -i "\bqueen\b" 01:17:21 1/1:shachaf:Queen Shachaf of the Dawn sprø som selleri and cosplays Nepeta Leijon on weekends. He hates bell peppers with a passion. He doesn't know when to stop asking questions. \ victoria:Queen Victoria is the most victorious queen the world has ever known, even having won at the not dying contest. 01:17:34 looks like there's plenty of royalty to go around 01:18:04 `1 grwp -i '\bprince' 01:18:06 1/1:shakespeare:And besicue and a saint and son the may bean the butcious and one them bear and may me for here the mance of my lord, and leave and thou arl of the prince and will not and and hour blood and the be buralont; 01:18:38 `1 grwp -i '\bemp[ei]' 01:18:40 1/6:atrocity:Atrocity is the capital of the Atrocious Empire. \ coruscant:Trantor is a planet covered entirely by a city. It is the capital of the Galactic Empire, and the home for the biggest library in it. \ damnation:The Damnation was an evil empire of yore, until the dam no longer held and they got flooded. \ elendil:Elendil's dad, Am 01:19:03 `1 grwp -l -i '\bemp[ei]' 01:19:18 now what 01:19:20 1/1:atrocity \ coruscant \ damnation \ elendil \ iron general \ ostrich \ procrasti \ trantor \ turkey \ vim 01:19:43 `? vim 01:19:45 vim equals to cmxciv or cmxcvi, depending on which part of Roman Empire you are. 01:21:13 `? iron general 01:21:14 The Iron General is Siona Patricia pa-Lehyll pa-Drusia Ishgur-Sal, Lady of Tyren, sometime general in His Majesty's army, dame of the Empire, and senator of Tuqnil, in http://www.madore.org/~david/weblog/d.2003-12-04.0383.html 01:22:31 -!- FiveBroDeepBook has joined. 01:22:31 -!- FiveBroDeepBook has left. 01:25:57 `learn Vulture is like Culture, but far less picky about the food. 01:25:59 Learned 'vulture': Vulture is like Culture, but far less picky about the food. 01:26:09 i felt like adding more birds 01:27:15 -!- Lord_of_Life has quit (Excess Flood). 01:29:29 -!- Lord_of_Life has joined. 01:30:13 vultures don't seem to be edible. 01:30:36 possibly not even to vultures. 01:45:11 -!- mtve has quit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds). 01:47:27 -!- mtve has joined. 01:51:47 fungot: octanitrocubane. 01:51:48 boily: sicp is a better algoritm for that one) of asperger's, i would want 02:03:40 -!- Akaibu has joined. 02:08:30 [wiki] [[Billiards]] https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=50918&oldid=50913 * Alexander-liao * (+363) 02:08:59 [wiki] [[Billiards]] https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=50919&oldid=50918 * Alexander-liao * (-2) 02:39:47 helloily 02:39:54 are you having a good saturday 02:41:06 quinthellopia! 02:41:28 the saturday was snowy, but I have new rice. 02:41:39 have you hacked any good hacks hackly? 02:41:41 did you saturday good? 02:41:45 Rice is too good. 02:41:52 Is it white rice? 02:41:55 Does it contain arsenic? 02:42:03 Are the grains long or short? 02:42:14 i can only have rice once a week if i don't eat too much cereal on this diet, and i would almost always rather have more fruity oatmeal 02:42:23 quintopia: well, yes, but only for internal company stuff. I like dependency injection. 02:42:32 Dependency injection is the scow. 02:42:49 hellochaf. it's white jasmine rice, 18 lbs. I don't know about any arsenic. 02:42:53 but yes, i worked 6 hours and then walked like 10 miles 02:42:56 so 02:42:58 ! 02:43:00 Where was it grown? 02:43:04 Thailand. 02:43:18 do you prefer jasmine to basmati 02:43:28 jasmine, but basmati's good too. 02:43:47 Jasmine rice is PG. 02:44:08 Rice's theorem, on the other hand, is pretty scow. 02:44:09 dependency injection is amazing. promotes good architecture, separation of concerns, easily testable... 02:45:21 codependency surjection 02:45:30 scowdependency urjection 02:45:57 rice's theorem is good for DRM protection 02:46:36 `learn Codependency is a programmer disease caused by having too much code pending. 02:46:41 Learned 'codependency': Codependency is a programmer disease caused by having too much code pending. 02:47:17 DRM is distilled scow. 02:48:07 did you hear ray smullyan died? 02:48:15 I did. 02:48:47 SOMEONE'S KILLING ALL THE GOOD PEOPLE 02:48:50 i hope i make it to 97 02:49:03 His wife made it to 100. 02:49:34 oerjan has forgotten how to count that low. 02:49:38 * quintopia still holding out hope for cure for aging 02:50:04 Just inject yourself with the blood of young people. 02:50:07 shachaf: nah, some of his god-great-great-great-great-grandchildren are only 100 02:51:21 i don't have godchildren. 02:51:51 demigodchildren? 02:52:36 'night all! 02:52:44 -!- boily has quit (Quit: ACCUPRESSURE CHICKEN). 02:55:15 oerjan: impressive how you outlived them! 02:58:48 wtf is that sound. 02:59:31 it's behind you! 03:31:25 -!- idris-bot has joined. 04:04:41 -!- hppavilion1 has quit (Ping timeout: 256 seconds). 04:45:18 -!- furozo has quit (Quit: furozo). 05:01:05 -!- oerjan has quit (Quit: ARGH). 05:10:01 -!- doesthiswork has quit (Quit: Leaving.). 05:33:03 -!- FreeFull has quit (Ping timeout: 276 seconds). 05:48:18 -!- Zarutian has joined. 06:10:01 -!- FiveBroDeepBook has joined. 06:15:17 -!- FiveBroDeepBook has quit (Excess Flood). 06:17:03 -!- hppavilion1 has joined. 06:57:52 -!- myname has joined. 07:29:27 -!- Zarutian has quit (Quit: Zarutian). 07:48:08 -!- augur has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 08:12:47 -!- augur has joined. 08:15:06 -!- hppavilion2 has joined. 08:15:16 -!- augur has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 08:17:59 -!- hppavilion1 has quit (Ping timeout: 256 seconds). 08:22:49 -!- augur has joined. 08:29:55 -!- augur_ has joined. 08:32:11 -!- augur has quit (Ping timeout: 255 seconds). 08:37:16 -!- impomatic_ has quit (Quit: http://corewar.co.uk/colorrobotbattle.htm). 09:00:20 [wiki] [[ALL]] https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=50920&oldid=50667 * IQBigBang * (+1265) 09:02:09 [wiki] [[ALL]] M https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=50921&oldid=50920 * IQBigBang * (+0) 09:20:57 -!- augur_ has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 10:00:25 -!- AnotherTest has joined. 10:00:27 -!- augur has joined. 10:04:53 -!- augur has quit (Ping timeout: 255 seconds). 10:06:37 -!- MoALTz has joined. 10:25:34 probabilistic booleans would solve various problems... 10:25:51 like... qubits? 10:25:56 ...sorta. 10:26:07 qubits are weeeeird. 10:26:11 but they're fascinating. 10:26:22 nah, they are not that weird 10:26:46 suit yourself. 10:27:05 anyway, I'm working on some kind of fuzzy/random/probabilistic/thing. 10:27:37 the % function would create a new random variable that only gets measured at the end of the program. 10:28:19 "x = 50%", for example. if you did "y = !x" then "z = x&y" then z would be 0%, because !x is never x. 10:38:37 well 10:39:06 I don't get this: http://tinyurl.com/hwwtqjs 10:41:42 there is a video about "can you guess what this blackboxed circuit does by doing just one meassurement" 10:41:59 it explains qubits quite well 10:41:59 I've seen that 10:42:06 but how does one input change the other? 10:42:09 other output, I mean 10:44:34 myname: how does one input change the other output? 10:45:33 hey wait 10:48:20 entanglement? 10:49:29 oh wait 10:50:01 wait? 10:51:16 argh 10:51:22 I 50% get it and 50% don't 10:51:26 my mind entered a superposition 10:51:53 i hope it's 50%... right 10:52:24 I forgot about entanglement 10:53:00 which is like _the_ reason to actually use qubits 10:54:29 so the link I gave was entanglement? 10:55:06 but Quirk says each result is 25% likely... 10:55:20 -!- FreeFull has joined. 11:03:55 -!- tromp has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 11:04:42 -!- tromp has joined. 11:06:19 -!- wob_jonas has joined. 11:06:27 quintopia: oh no! rest in peace 11:07:38 -!- Akaibu has quit (Quit: Connection closed for inactivity). 11:08:08 shachaf: you deleted it? 11:08:09 `? it 11:08:18 it? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 11:10:35 :O 11:11:19 `? hoag 11:11:20 ​`[hd]o[aw][gt] [] is a set of commands for querying HackEgo hg logs. `hoag is the basic version. d adds revision numbers and dates, w looks only in wisdom, and t lists oldest first. 11:11:33 `? dowg it 11:11:34 dowg it? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 11:11:35 `? dowg nem 11:11:36 dowg nem? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 11:11:40 huh 11:11:47 `? dowg if 11:11:48 dowg if? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 11:11:54 `? if 11:11:55 If you can make one heap of all your winnings / And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss, / And lose, and start again at your beginnings / And never breathe a word about your loss: 11:12:13 why does dowg not work? 11:12:18 oh duh 11:12:20 `dowg it 11:12:22 10235:2017-02-12 forget it \ 8403:2016-06-08 sled wisdom/it//s\\ $\\\\ \ 8397:2016-06-07 `` >>wisdom/it echo -n "Taneb invented it. " \ 7481:2016-04-18 `` sed -i "s#governments.*#governments, / Myself not least, but honour\'d of them all; / And drunk delight of battle with my peers, / Far on the ringi 11:12:22 `dowg nem 11:12:24 No output. 11:12:31 `? quantum 11:12:32 quantum? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 11:12:35 there was never a wisdom/nem ? 11:12:39 that's an oversight 11:13:56 wonder what a quantum programming language would look like 11:14:06 Yes. 11:14:44 you mean it's actually a good idea? 11:15:48 why was there never a wisdom/nem ? should I retroactively create it so shachaf can delete it too? 11:17:51 oh you're talking to someone else 11:21:36 wob_jonas: I mean, yes, I deleted it. 11:21:45 it was very long 11:21:57 What's wisdom/nem? 11:22:28 shachaf: same thing but translated. just like how wisdom/ha is the same part of the translation of the poem wisdom/if is from 11:22:52 `? if 11:22:53 If you can make one heap of all your winnings / And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss, / And lose, and start again at your beginnings / And never breathe a word about your loss: 11:22:56 `? ha 11:22:57 Ha van szíved, hogy mindazt, mit elértél, / Ha kell, egyetlen kockára rakd, / s túltegyed magad, ha veszteség ér, / s ne legyen róla többé egy szavad 11:23:03 Why do you make these things? 11:23:36 shachaf: I was trying to make some entries for common words, hoping people would create better entries for those common words 11:23:47 besides, it's a nice poem 11:23:55 both of them are 11:24:00 Can you not do that? 11:24:13 I can try 11:24:17 I mean, make a bad entry in the hope that people would replace it with a good entry. 11:24:23 but most of the common words already exist 11:24:28 so I don't need to do it anymoer 11:24:42 If you want there can be a database of proposed entry keys that people can peruse. 11:25:04 I don't understand why you make all those wisdom entries, though. 11:27:39 how about just it//Taneb invented it. 11:27:49 I didn't invent everything 11:27:57 `? everything 11:27:58 everything? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 11:30:18 Taneb: of course not. you just _reinvented_ everything, because Gauss has invented all the mathematics everyone else will do in the next thousand years, but for most of it, he didn't bother writing it down because it was either too trivial or too advanced for his contemporaries to understand. 11:30:44 So since Gauss, nobody can invent any new mathematics 11:33:29 -!- hppavilion2 has quit (Ping timeout: 256 seconds). 11:33:36 Not until 2855 at least 11:33:41 `? gauss 11:33:41 So we just gotta wait 11:33:42 gauss? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 11:34:13 not just wait as such, but we have to reinvent some of that mathematics 11:34:31 :c 11:34:36 that's kind of depressing 11:57:13 well 11:57:14 gtg 11:58:41 -!- Lord_of_Life has quit (Excess Flood). 12:00:46 `? ray 12:00:47 ray? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 12:02:46 `? die 12:02:47 die? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 12:02:47 `? dye 12:02:48 dye? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 12:02:59 -!- Lord_of_Life has joined. 12:03:11 `? D'ouh 12:03:12 D'ouh? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 12:06:01 A die is a small cube roleplayers roll for random generation, what happens to their character when they roll low, the mold used for making it and miniatures, and the paint giving them color. 12:16:55 -!- Lord_of_Life has quit (Changing host). 12:16:55 -!- Lord_of_Life has joined. 12:16:55 -!- Lord_of_Life has quit (Changing host). 12:16:55 -!- Lord_of_Life has joined. 13:25:53 -!- boily has joined. 13:31:22 `wisdom 13:31:24 tanebventions: math//Mathematical tanebventions include D-modules, Chu spaces, the torus, Stephen Wolfram, Klein bottles, string diagrams, the reals, Lambek's lemma, Curry's paradox, the long line, locales, and histograms. 13:31:40 locales are math? 13:44:12 "The space corresponding to a spatial locale is not uniquely determined, but it becomes so if one requires that it be sober, i.e. that every prime open set should be the complement of the closure of a unique point." 13:44:20 fungot: help! 13:44:20 int-e: making output go sloooow.. 13:47:47 `grwp sober 13:47:48 Binary file reflection matches 13:47:56 `grwp drunk 13:47:57 Binary file reflection matches 13:48:06 `quote drunk 13:48:07 422) cigaretes and drunking "lame highs for lame people" yeah if it doesn't make you go crazy and shoot at people, it's not worth it. take it from a norwegian. 13:52:31 -!- doesthiswork has joined. 13:55:36 -!- LKoen has joined. 14:19:19 `wisdom 14:19:21 segmentation fault//The Segmentation Fault is just of the Silicon Valley and is known to produce various hiccups at the most inconvienent times. 14:21:47 . o O ( pajamas and foxes and Canadian zombies in a chasm ) 14:21:53 `wisdom 14:21:54 snow//Snow is Jesus's dandruffs, and some suspect that he is the son of Rhaegar Targaryen. It turns the sidewalks to white as if someone broke a lot of styrofoam on it. 14:22:06 -!- augur has joined. 14:26:47 -!- augur has quit (Ping timeout: 255 seconds). 14:27:36 -!- impomatic_ has joined. 14:32:25 hi 14:32:29 `? quantum 14:32:30 quantum? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 14:32:31 rdochelloc! 14:32:33 meh 14:32:41 helloily 14:32:56 http://www.catb.org/jargon/html/Q/quantum-bogodynamics.html 14:33:21 lol 14:34:14 cluons 14:34:48 when my computer was exposed to bogon radiation a small while ago I had to find a cluon emitting USB flash drive 14:38:59 the best way to operate a machine is stark naked. it helps telluric currents to flow. 14:39:21 telluric? 14:39:29 ha 14:39:36 I'll have to come up with my own at some point 14:39:38 rdococ: it's like etheric 14:39:41 I like the computron idea 14:39:49 etheric? 14:40:18 rdococ: you know, how like ether is a real substance, but people don't care about that and give the word an entirely different mystical meaning unrelated to it 14:40:25 telluric waves are just like thta 14:40:29 something that's funny though, hotter, disordered things actually have more information, but it's funny they have less computron information 14:40:51 -!- LKoen has quit (Quit: “It’s only logical. First you learn to talk, then you learn to think. Too bad it’s not the other way round.”). 14:41:30 thouhg at least sometimes they write ætheric instead 14:41:50 can you point me to a page on etheric and telluric? 14:41:54 there may have been a few ætheric chickens here and there... 14:42:06 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telluric_current 14:42:33 well... 14:42:37 what about etheric? 14:43:38 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aether_(classical_element) 14:44:26 -!- pikhq_ has joined. 14:44:31 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luminiferous_aether 14:44:38 [wiki] [[Special:Log/newusers]] create * Douira * New user account 14:44:50 oh, new user! 14:45:01 oh, the wiki announcer is up! 14:45:05 it wasn't yet a few days ago 14:45:09 when I edited the wiki 14:45:13 or maybe it just doesn't like me 14:47:45 could I submit one of the jargon entries? 14:48:09 -!- pikhq has quit (Ping timeout: 276 seconds). 14:49:12 from where to where? 14:49:30 `? ether 14:49:31 `? aether 14:49:32 ether? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 14:49:32 aether? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 14:49:33 on the catb jargon website 14:49:38 `? æther 14:49:39 ​æther? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 14:49:47 `? tellur 14:49:48 tellur? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 14:49:49 the jargon file 14:50:02 from the jargon file? to the jargon file? 14:50:10 nvm... 14:50:12 to it 14:50:16 but meh 14:50:26 oh! you'd have to contact ESR for that. 14:50:34 I could just put it in wisdom 14:50:46 since HackEgo doesn't seem to know what ether is 14:51:00 `help 14:51:00 Runs arbitrary code in GNU/Linux. Type "`", or "`run " for full shell commands. "`fetch " downloads files. Files saved to $PWD are persistent, and $PWD/bin is in $PATH. $PWD is a mercurial repository, "`revert " can be used to revert to a revision. See http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/ 14:51:06 `help learn 14:51:06 Runs arbitrary code in GNU/Linux. Type "`", or "`run " for full shell commands. "`fetch " downloads files. Files saved to $PWD are persistent, and $PWD/bin is in $PATH. $PWD is a mercurial repository, "`revert " can be used to revert to a revision. See http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/ 14:51:09 ... 14:51:13 `? `? 14:51:14 ​​`? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 14:51:19 `? `wisdom 14:51:20 ​`wisdom? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 14:51:23 `? ? 14:51:24 ​? is wisdom 14:51:27 `? learn 14:51:28 ​`learn creates a wisdom entry and tries to guess which word is the key. Syntax (case insensitive): `learn [a|an|the] [s][punctuation] [...] 14:51:39 `? le//rn 14:51:40 le/rn makes creating wisdom entries manually a thing of the past. 14:51:45 er 14:52:22 `slwd le\/\/rn//ss/s//s 14:52:23 Roswbud! 14:52:31 [wiki] [[Esolang:Introduce yourself]] https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=50922&oldid=50917 * Douira * (+412) introduction of myself 14:52:37 * boily thwacks the HackEgo in the leaning toothpick 14:53:08 "Ether is the medium by which light waves travel. When you see light, you're actually hearing it through your eyes." 14:55:05 whadya think of the concept? 14:56:29 dunno. 14:56:49 woah, I can actually hear you 14:56:50 :P 14:57:32 * boily luminously thwacks rdococ 14:57:43 ow 14:57:50 that made a loud light 14:59:50 I just discovered a new particle... saltons 15:02:49 from... salty poeple? 15:04:03 that's just plain old regular salt. maybe kosher, if you're lucky. 15:04:19 or perhaps calcium chloride, for making pickles... 15:04:56 people* 15:05:00 yeah you're probably right 15:05:16 I need a new, good idea for an esolang 15:05:26 I'm thinking probability 15:05:31 . o O ( rubbing cucumbers on people to make pickles... ) 15:05:33 or perhaps fuzzy logic 15:05:38 isn't salt one of the four classical alchemical elements, with mercury, urine, and sulphur being the others? 15:07:49 According to Paracelsus 15:08:33 so these would be made of atoms, named saltine, no wait, saltine is an existing word for something else, salton, mercurion, urinon, sulphuron. 15:08:48 and of course mercury is the one everyone hates 15:08:57 :/ 15:09:01 because they have to wait years for a Trabant 15:09:02 so from those four you can make everything else? 15:09:17 rdococ: I don't know how it works, ask Paracelsus 15:09:54 rdococ: if you want probability, http://esolangs.org/wiki/Strelnokoff 15:11:01 no, if you want probability, try http://esolangs.org/wiki/My_Unreliable_Past 15:11:18 ... 15:12:50 -!- Lord_of_Life has quit (Excess Flood). 15:13:29 -!- Lord_of_Life has joined. 15:14:45 `wisdom 15:14:47 grey//Grey is a common misspelling of Gey 15:15:02 `forget grey 15:15:04 Forget what? 15:15:08 `wisdom 15:15:09 waltext2//WalText2 is WalrusOS's vector font renderer. See "WalText2i" for the improved version. 15:15:28 -!- boily has quit (Quit: NODULAR CHICKEN). 15:15:40 -!- furozo has joined. 15:18:49 hmm 15:19:39 wob_jonas: huh? 15:19:44 a linear 0-100 percentage probability system might work... kinda 15:19:55 quintopia: on what 15:20:22 in fact, I could make a family of languages where each pseudo-qubit can be represented as an n-sphere 15:21:35 then the real life one would be Bloch-2, a 4d one Bloch-3, a simpler 2d system Bloch-1 and an even simpler 1d system Bloch-0 15:23:43 hmm 15:23:44 meh 15:23:48 I should stick with 1d for now maybe? 15:23:52 what do you guys think? 15:24:55 -!- myname has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 15:32:54 ... 15:37:38 wob_jonas: why did you give me the RIP 15:38:20 quintopia: you posted that Raymond Smullyan died 15:40:29 yeah but i posted it many hours before. lel. 15:41:13 . 15:42:06 quintopia: I'm not reading the channel all the time day and night, despite what it sometimes looks 15:43:34 sure but when you tell me RIP apropos of nothing when im not here,it seems like ive done something bad or am going to die myself. most disconcerting. 15:43:41 I found the valentines character: 몾 15:44:30 :p 15:44:56 qiuntopia: sorry 15:45:34 it was among the most recent lines you said so I hoped context was clear 15:47:00 no i didnt read my lines back that far. i only read my last 3 lines. 15:56:43 -!- DHeadshot has joined. 15:59:27 ergh 16:00:19 -!- idris-bot has quit (Quit: Terminated). 16:18:18 [wiki] [[User:Hsorenson]] https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=50923&oldid=50887 * Hsorenson * (+4) 16:25:05 -!- Zarutian has joined. 16:27:26 `cwlprits grey 16:27:28 boil̈y hppavilion[1̈] 16:27:53 why doesn't that surprise me 16:51:16 meh 17:25:45 -!- oerjan has joined. 17:39:17 -!- kragniz has quit (Quit: WeeChat 1.5). 17:40:06 -!- kragniz has joined. 17:40:49 `? it 17:40:50 it? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 17:41:03 `8ball should i create a new it entry? 17:41:04 I'm a random number generator that reads from a file. Make your own damn decisions. 17:41:08 darn. 17:41:21 . o O ( was hoping for "It is certainly so." ) 17:42:04 `learn It would have been certainly so, but `8ball refused to coöperate. 17:42:06 Learned 'it': It would have been certainly so, but `8ball refused to coöperate. 17:42:49 `8ball What is this? 17:42:50 Concentrate and ask again. 17:43:13 `` echo */1 17:43:14 bin/1 wisdom/1 17:43:19 `? 1 17:43:20 The 1 is just for disambiguation. 17:43:29 huh. 17:43:46 `? `1 17:43:47 ​`1 is equivalent to `` , except that it splits the output into irc-sized pieces. The next pieces can be viewed with `spam. See also `2. 17:44:06 we might be a bit inconsistent on with and without ` 17:45:26 `? 2 17:45:27 2? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 17:45:55 . o O ( 2b | ~2b == -1 ) 17:46:19 why -1, that's the question 17:46:33 `? 2b 17:46:34 (the 0x were omitted for legibility) 17:46:34 2b? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 17:46:43 oh 17:47:08 also, I rather strongly suspect that the precedence is messed up. 17:48:47 [wiki] [[Language list]] https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=50924&oldid=50901 * Douira * (+10) added SUL 17:49:00 [wiki] [[SUL]] N https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?oldid=50925 * Douira * (+197) created with stub info 17:49:02 0x2b | ((~ 0x2b) == (-1)) is not really what I had in mind, though it's still true in C. 17:49:09 > 2 b .|. complement (2 b) -- the complement ruins it 17:49:13 error: 17:49:13 • Ambiguous type variable ‘a0’ arising from a use of ‘show_M151638560072... 17:49:13 prevents the constraint ‘(Show a0)’ from being solved. 17:49:24 :t 2 b 17:49:26 Num (Expr -> t) => t 17:49:28 [wiki] [[SUL]] M https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=50926&oldid=50925 * Douira * (+2) 17:49:32 > 2 1 17:49:36 error: 17:49:36 • Could not deduce (Num t0) 17:49:36 from the context: (Num (t -> t1), Num t) 17:49:48 i guess the instance isn't there 17:50:12 the pointwise evaluation instance was lost when mokus took over from Cale, if I have the lambdabot ownership history straight 17:52:37 > id <> (:) 1 $ [2] 17:52:40 [2,1,2] 17:53:33 i guess that one is standard 17:54:05 instance Monoid b => Monoid (a -> b) -- Defined in ‘GHC.Base’ 17:54:39 (that reference to GHC.Base is not very helpful) 17:55:40 well it does have a hackage page iirc 17:55:47 or wait 17:56:13 [wiki] [[SUL]] https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=50927&oldid=50926 * Douira * (+523) added some info 17:56:27 Well, Data.Monoid would be more helpful, but of course less accurate. 17:56:30 that module is listed, but not linked 17:57:02 [wiki] [[SUL]] M https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=50928&oldid=50927 * Douira * (+0) 17:58:27 Hmm, geolocation and proxies can be confusing. "Someone near Brunswick, NI, DE with the IP address [redacted] is trying to access a secure portion of your [redacted] account." 17:59:52 . o O ( [redacted] can be confusing ) 18:00:17 I [redacted]. 18:00:40 well that's just [redacted] 18:03:12 My [redacted] revision is going well today 18:03:40 Taneb: does it involve locales? 18:03:58 int-e, nah, I've been doing that for fun lately 18:05:26 `? locale 18:05:27 Locales are just frames, which are just complete Heyting algebras. Taneb accidentally invented them by asking about lattices. The only locale available in #esoteric is en_NZ.UTF-8. 18:06:18 `? algebraic geometry 18:06:19 Algebraic geometry is so complicated that Taneb had to take an exam in it before he could invent it. 18:06:29 Taneb: did you pass 18:06:37 oerjan, haven't actually got the result back yet 18:06:40 oh. 18:06:56 The maths department here takes a while sometimes 18:07:26 (As it happens, I'm revising a follow-on module from algebraic geometry) 18:08:59 int-e: where is Brunswick, NI, DE anyway? the main german one is in lower saxony... 18:09:35 oerjan: lower saxony = Niedersachsen = NI 18:09:42 (the last one is a guess) 18:10:49 oh duh 18:10:54 http://www.datendieter.de/item/Liste_Abkuerzungen_Bundeslaender ... apparently it's standard. 18:11:11 * oerjan somehow expected NS. oh wait... 18:11:20 Right. 18:11:44 (and saxony would be SA, right?) 18:12:09 (or would that be saarland...) 18:13:46 Sachsen-Anhalt, i should think. 18:14:07 looking at that list, i indeed suspect they explicitly avoid those acronyms. 18:14:13 -!- furozo has quit (Quit: furozo). 18:14:13 *avoided 18:14:42 because many of the others use (sub)word initials 18:14:42 Saxony-Anhalt <-- looks weird. 18:16:12 in fact, all the others for which it would be reasonable do, except that HB is for some reason Bremen instead of Hamburg. 18:16:24 anyway, it had nothing to do with the knights who say Ni!. 18:17:52 although SA might be for the same reason they don't use BR - too many possibilities. 18:19:26 I like HB and HH for being mildly obscure. 18:20:34 oh is the H for hanseatic 18:20:39 (Bremen and Hamburg were both members of the Hanseatic League; the H stands for "Hansestadt") 18:20:49 so, yes., 18:22:09 -!- augur has joined. 18:22:46 heh, it's even mentioned on https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lists_of_former_Hansa_cities#Modern_Hansa_connections ... though for license plates, but the idea is the same. 18:23:11 no way. H is for hard, B is for blunt, and F is for ... I dunno 18:23:42 frivolous comes to mind 18:24:30 indeed, lower saxony was only established in 1946, just at the time when avoiding the acronym would be most prudent. 18:24:32 (I spelt that correctly, so lucky) 18:25:38 `? ni 18:25:39 ni? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 18:25:55 . o O ( NI is short for lower saxony, for reasons. ) 18:34:41 -!- augur has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 18:46:25 It's funny how every country has these crazy two-letter abbreviations of constituent states or areas, but Hungary uses the much simpler solution of just making the names of settlements unique so you don't have to qualify them. 18:51:15 -!- krok_ has joined. 18:57:45 -!- augur has joined. 18:58:08 -!- augur has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 18:59:08 -!- wob_jonas has quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client). 19:07:50 -!- augur has joined. 19:08:35 -!- wob_jonas has joined. 19:08:37 -!- wob_jonas has quit (Client Quit). 19:11:59 `? le/rn 19:12:00 le/rn makes creating wisdom entries manually a thing of the past. 19:13:29 For anyone in the UK, if you're interested in old Unixy hardware, I'm trying to get rid of these things: https://goo.gl/photos/Dm6jNwCQnrWwfLDk7 19:13:44 (Elsewhere too if you're willing to come here to pick them up.) 19:15:51 `dowg grey 19:15:52 10238:2017-02-12 forget grey \ 8220:2016-05-31 le/rn Grey/Grey is a common misspelling of Gey 19:19:10 . o O ( people seem to have gotten more deletionist with wisdom/ lately ) 19:25:46 none as extreme as ais523 though 19:26:48 ais523 is extreme de... oh right. 19:27:15 we've deleted that part of history. 19:27:19 actually, why did http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/index.cgi/rev/af386cb583b9 catch so many files? 19:28:05 int-e: echo gives no actual line breaks 19:28:25 ah, of course. thanks. 19:30:09 -!- oerjan has quit (Quit: YW, and later). 19:30:39 `cat bin/pastequotes 19:30:39 ​#!/bin/sh \ if [ "$1" ]; then quote "$1"; else allquotes; fi | paste 19:36:06 [wiki] [[SUL]] https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=50929&oldid=50928 * Douira * (+5051) work in progress! 19:36:57 [wiki] [[SUL]] https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=50930&oldid=50929 * Douira * (-4) 20:03:52 -!- MoALTz has quit (Quit: Leaving). 20:14:38 -!- Sprocklem has joined. 20:44:12 Matrices are bloody useful things in maths 20:44:22 They seem to come up all over the place 20:45:15 Mattresses are p. useful as well. 20:45:31 Also true 20:45:36 I recommend both 20:47:21 Taneb: what's useful about them twh 20:47:46 A bunch of subsets of matrices are interesting algebraic groups 20:48:47 We also seem to be trapped in a matrix of solidity, a situation I rather enjoy 20:49:19 `quote solidity 20:49:20 240) enjoy being locked in your matrix of solidity 20:50:58 [wiki] [[Nairb]] N https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?oldid=50931 * Ivancr72 * (+393) Created page with "Nairb is a brainfuck derivate by [[User:Ivancr72]]. ==Overview== 2 new commands, : (print decimal) and = (set to zero). And some commands have a op..." 20:51:47 [wiki] [[Language list]] https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=50932&oldid=50924 * Ivancr72 * (+12) 20:52:15 [wiki] [[( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)fuck]] https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=50933&oldid=50848 * Ivancr72 * (+34) 20:52:41 <\oren\> FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU 20:53:04 [wiki] [[User:Ivancr72]] https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=50934&oldid=50846 * Ivancr72 * (+11) 21:14:39 -!- LKoen has joined. 21:20:26 -!- furozo has joined. 21:24:57 -!- Sprocklem has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 21:47:16 -!- augur has quit (Quit: Leaving...). 21:51:23 `? tensor 21:51:24 tensor? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ 21:52:10 `? matrix 21:52:11 A matrix is just a matrix. People use them to communicate. Taneb invented them. 21:53:42 well thank you I wasn't sure matrices were matrices but now it's clear 21:54:02 `? wisdom 21:54:03 wisdom is always factually accurate, except for this entry, and, uh, that other one? it started with, like, an ø? 21:56:42 . o O ( Matrices of size 9 and 24 are remembered for being loud and noisy. ) 21:57:57 I'm not sure when I saw my last dot matrix printer in action, outside of (youtube) videos. 22:00:01 Oh, probably it was some ATM for printing bank statements, maybe 10 years ago. 22:00:47 (not sure whether those *are* called ATMs, probably not, but after expanding the acronym the term is technically correct) 22:05:23 -!- hppavilion2 has joined. 22:13:56 -!- LKoen has quit (Quit: “It’s only logical. First you learn to talk, then you learn to think. 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