< 1495152062 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :although, what woud happen if I put finely ground tea in a espresso machine? < 1495152146 0 :DHeadshot!~DHeadshot@cpc88301-woki8-2-0-cust688.6-2.cable.virginm.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1495152157 0 :tromp!~tromp@ool-944bc443.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1495152588 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :good coffee is either sourj or French press. a good espresso must be drank within ten seconds of being brewed. < 1495152596 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :helloily! < 1495152607 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :\oren\: you should try Hong Kong style milk tea. very potent. < 1495152608 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: what's a back principal twh < 1495152612 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hellørjan! < 1495152618 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? oerjan < 1495152619 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Your omnipheasant back principal witty arrant darth oerjan the indecisive is a hazy expert in merry compaction. Also a Glaneep who disses Roald Dahl. He could never render the word "amortized" so he put it here for connivance. His arch-nemesis is Betty Crocker. He twice punned without noticing it. < 1495152637 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cerioporus_squamosus hth < 1495152686 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :\oren\: I also poured coffee in yerba mate once. very dangerous. < 1495152808 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i guess i must be distantly related to fungot. < 1495152809 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: some nets have means for tracking users across netsplit reconnects :( putty doesn't like that openbsd. openbsd users probably participate in the feeble srfi 43 discussion from someone other than me like to sit on < 1495152940 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quote yerba < 1495152941 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1495152947 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quote mate < 1495152948 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :43) Maternal instincts? Don't you just leave the thing in a box until it starts crying, and then shake it until it stops? \ 319) oerjan: but hypothetically, assume a Christian spontaneously materialised during the apocalypse \ 431) i try to be a hermit but it's hard with all these housemates. \ 442) It's just electricity, how dangerous could it be? \ 620) Do you want me to live dangerously and just stick it in the bot without testing it? fizzie: Yes. There is pretty much no way it won't be amazing. \ 820) usb sushi is dangerous. I think I would try to eat it < 1495153059 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quote netsplit < 1495153059 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :No output. < 1495153069 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quote connection < 1495153069 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :661) `delquote 419 * HackEgo has quit (Remote host closed the connection) * EgoBot has quit (Remote host closed the connection) * glogbot has quit (Remote host closed the connection) \ 1296) please make a connection between L1, L2, L3 norm and L1, L2, L3 cache twh shachaf: modern caches actually use the L∞ metric (t < 1495153095 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`quote 1296 < 1495153096 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :1296) please make a connection between L1, L2, L3 norm and L1, L2, L3 cache twh shachaf: modern caches actually use the L∞ metric (they can go eight ways) < 1495153265 0 :sleffy!~sleffy@c-73-252-231-183.hsd1.ca.comcast.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 268 seconds < 1495154223 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1495155318 0 :augur!~augur@208.66.31.98 JOIN :#esoteric < 1495155591 0 :augur!~augur@208.66.31.98 QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1495155789 0 :tromp!~tromp@ool-944bc443.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1495155829 0 :Zarutian!~zarutian@168-110-22-46.fiber.hringdu.is QUIT :Quit: Zarutian < 1495156076 0 :tromp!~tromp@ool-944bc443.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1495156092 0 :sleffy!~sleffy@c-24-7-67-0.hsd1.ca.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1495156672 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :argh, we could have had these awesome german words but instead we have "dwarf planet" and "planemo" < 1495156676 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :with a proposed classification scheme labeling all sub-stellar objects in hydrostatic equilibrium as "planets" and subclassifying them into "überplanets" and "unterplanets" < 1495156700 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :pluto isn't a dwarf planet it is a filthy unterplanet < 1495156758 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :thwe moon is also an unterplanet < 1495156886 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1495157003 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :the moon is a moon hth < 1495157278 0 :electrolex!~electrole@pool-108-26-185-221.bstnma.fios.verizon.net QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1495157442 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :are you sure it's not a space station < 1495157453 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? the moon < 1495157460 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? moon < 1495157470 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :the moon? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1495157470 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :moon is often named the following: moonythedwarf moonythehuman moonheart08 moony moon__ computing and luxon, making porthellos and @tells a real pain < 1495157511 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :do the events of dwarf fortress take place on a dwarf planet? twh < 1495158223 0 :tromp!~tromp@ool-944bc443.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1495158390 0 :augur!~augur@74-95-6-5-SFBA.hfc.comcastbusiness.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1495158649 0 :augur!~augur@74-95-6-5-SFBA.hfc.comcastbusiness.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1495158773 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07User talk:Zzo38/Programming languages with unusual features14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=51940&oldid=51929 5* 03Zzo38 5* (+1601) 10 < 1495159470 0 :wob_jonas!59858794@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.89.133.135.148 QUIT :Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client < 1495159633 0 :augur!~augur@74-95-6-5-SFBA.hfc.comcastbusiness.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1495159903 0 :augur!~augur@74-95-6-5-SFBA.hfc.comcastbusiness.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1495159956 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-48.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hello < 1495160117 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :zzello38 < 1495160141 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :bonne nuily < 1495160369 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` grep -l -i -r byte bin < 1495160377 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :bin/len.pl \ bin/udcli \ bin/emmental \ bin/dao \ bin/macro \ bin/multicode \ bin/jq \ bin/searchlog \ bin/gs2.py \ bin/7za \ bin/lua \ bin/tclkit \ bin/len \ bin/units < 1495160389 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`len ⁹ < 1495160391 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 codepoint \ 3 UTF-8 bytes < 1495160547 0 :Hoolootwo!~Hoolootwo@hooloovoo.blue QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1495160576 0 :Hoolootwo!~Hoolootwo@hooloovoo.blue JOIN :#esoteric < 1495161382 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :bonnuitopia! < 1495161675 0 :tromp!~tromp@ool-944bc443.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1495161731 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh. rain. < 1495161734 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :@metar CYUL < 1495161734 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :CYUL 190100Z 22014KT 15SM FEW050CB SCT100 SCT240 25/14 A2959 RMK CB1AC2CI1 DIST LTNG NW SLP022 DENSITY ALT 1600FT < 1495161757 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :time to unwindow... < 1495161763 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net QUIT :Quit: GROOVE CHICKEN < 1495162277 0 :Destructible!8160a60f@gateway/web/freenode/ip.129.96.166.15 JOIN :#esoteric < 1495162315 0 :Destructible!8160a60f@gateway/web/freenode/ip.129.96.166.15 PRIVMSG #esoteric :how are you, guys? < 1495162432 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-48.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I am OK < 1495162439 0 :Destructible!8160a60f@gateway/web/freenode/ip.129.96.166.15 PRIVMSG #esoteric :nice < 1495162480 0 :Destructible!8160a60f@gateway/web/freenode/ip.129.96.166.15 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm here because I got kicked from the nineteenth byte for using emojis and then getting annoyed about being kicked < 1495162494 0 :Destructible!8160a60f@gateway/web/freenode/ip.129.96.166.15 PRIVMSG #esoteric :>:( < 1495163128 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-48.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I thought of idea if a PNG encoder can have three parts all working together, rather than as separate units: DEFLATE, filter selection, and optionally lossy coding. < 1495163327 0 :olsner!~salparot@c80-217-126-39.bredband.comhem.se QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1495164000 0 :somebody!826652bb@gateway/web/freenode/ip.130.102.82.187 JOIN :#esoteric < 1495164087 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :. o O ( so what we must do to get PPCGers here is to get them kicked. check. ) < 1495164279 0 :somebody!826652bb@gateway/web/freenode/ip.130.102.82.187 PRIVMSG #esoteric :wait what < 1495164305 0 :somebody!?@? NICK :ASCII-only < 1495164306 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :the nineteenth byte is PPCG's main chat IIUC. < 1495164317 0 :Destructible!8160a60f@gateway/web/freenode/ip.129.96.166.15 QUIT :Quit: Page closed < 1495164322 0 :ASCII-only!826652bb@gateway/web/freenode/ip.130.102.82.187 PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah it is (sorry just joined i can't see history) < 1495164340 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :VEE HAFF LOGS < 1495164365 0 :ASCII-only!826652bb@gateway/web/freenode/ip.130.102.82.187 PRIVMSG #esoteric :*looks up* < 1495164381 0 :ASCII-only!826652bb@gateway/web/freenode/ip.130.102.82.187 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh yeah sorry i think i need to get my eyes checked :P < 1495164432 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm already too addicted if i'm not going to start chatting there as well. < 1495164448 0 :ASCII-only!826652bb@gateway/web/freenode/ip.130.102.82.187 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok so are golflangs relevant here < 1495164488 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :they are pretty eso, although not necessarily my favorite kind of eso. < 1495164504 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :so they're definitely on topic. < 1495164532 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :and people here have made them. < 1495164563 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :(also this place is not big on on-topicness.) < 1495164577 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :speaking of which < 1495164586 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think i just found a bug in gnu grep < 1495164599 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :seriously, has PPCG started moving a lot faster in recent days? or am i just looking at too many of the posts. < 1495164601 0 :ASCII-only!826652bb@gateway/web/freenode/ip.130.102.82.187 PRIVMSG #esoteric :wall TNB is not that big on on-topicness either < 1495164604 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` grep -oP '\b.*?06.*?\b' <<< 'meow meow foo bar06baz bat meow' < 1495164605 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :meow meow foo bar06baz < 1495164609 0 :ASCII-only!826652bb@gateway/web/freenode/ip.130.102.82.187 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: the latter :P < 1495164614 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :OKAY < 1495164615 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's wrong, right? < 1495164618 0 :ASCII-only!826652bb@gateway/web/freenode/ip.130.102.82.187 PRIVMSG #esoteric :it was a lot faster when it was trying to graduate < 1495164632 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah < 1495164647 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, i've only been there for a few months. < 1495164661 0 :ASCII-only!826652bb@gateway/web/freenode/ip.130.102.82.187 PRIVMSG #esoteric :everyone was setting themselves daily challenge writing quotas and whatnot < 1495164683 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i haven't written a challenge yet, i'm an answer kind of guy. < 1495164694 0 :ASCII-only!826652bb@gateway/web/freenode/ip.130.102.82.187 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: wait really? what username are you using < 1495164696 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :(also mostly a haskell kind of guy) < 1495164702 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ørjan Johansen < 1495164800 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh my comment about must have been confusing, there was someone here just before who _had_ been kicked from there and so came here. < 1495164814 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :*about kicking < 1495164829 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i _swear_ i type words that disappear when i press enter < 1495164926 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-48.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is there algorithm to reduce a picture to a specified palette in a way that takes compression into account? < 1495164978 0 :ASCII-only!826652bb@gateway/web/freenode/ip.130.102.82.187 PRIVMSG #esoteric :takes compression into account? < 1495165052 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera: what's wrong about it? < 1495165089 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` echo hi mom foo x bar | grep -oP '.*?x' < 1495165089 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi mom foo x < 1495165109 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :that should print x < 1495165123 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-48.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, for example so that backreferences are more likely to match and whatever < 1495165180 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera: it finds the match that starts as early as possible, that's what i would expect. < 1495165182 0 :ASCII-only!826652bb@gateway/web/freenode/ip.130.102.82.187 PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera: well pcre, js, python and golang all print "hi mom foo x" < 1495165192 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :what? < 1495165205 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :i didn't try other languages yet < 1495165225 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :the *? only applies after you've already chosen the starting point < 1495165226 0 :ASCII-only!826652bb@gateway/web/freenode/ip.130.102.82.187 PRIVMSG #esoteric :what i'm saying is that this is the behavior in all regex-like engines mnot just grep < 1495165245 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's awful < 1495165252 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :but logical. < 1495165259 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :no it's not < 1495165264 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's stupid and retarded < 1495165289 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :how would you expect it to do anything else? < 1495165307 0 :tromp!~tromp@ool-944bc443.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1495165349 0 :ASCII-only!826652bb@gateway/web/freenode/ip.130.102.82.187 PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera: if you don't like it then go write your own regex engine < 1495165353 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :idk, in that case one could simply walk backwards i guess < 1495165356 0 :ASCII-only!826652bb@gateway/web/freenode/ip.130.102.82.187 PRIVMSG #esoteric :regex matches from left to right < 1495165379 0 :ASCII-only!826652bb@gateway/web/freenode/ip.130.102.82.187 PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera: yeah but it's slower and you could rearrange it to do what you want < 1495165421 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera: what would you want to happen with "hi mom foo x hi mom bar x baz"? < 1495165432 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :um < 1495165449 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's a bit inconclusive < 1495165475 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :make that "hi mom foo x hi mom bar y baz" and change x to [xy] < 1495165500 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :so this doesn't actually extract html tags correctly at all <.*?title.*?>.*?<.*?/.*?title.*?> < 1495165533 0 :ASCII-only!826652bb@gateway/web/freenode/ip.130.102.82.187 PRIVMSG #esoteric :wait what do you want .*?title.*? for < 1495165540 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's not the point < 1495165556 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric : < 1495165564 0 :tromp!~tromp@ool-944bc443.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1495165566 0 :ASCII-only!826652bb@gateway/web/freenode/ip.130.102.82.187 PRIVMSG #esoteric :both do the same thing < 1495165576 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-48.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :PCRE supports callouts which you can do many thing. I have made a SQLite extension that uses PCRE with callouts. For example, it can be use for figuring out the color identity of a Magic: the Gathering card. < 1495165580 0 :ASCII-only!826652bb@gateway/web/freenode/ip.130.102.82.187 PRIVMSG #esoteric :except the first one accepts characters in more places < 1495165603 0 :ASCII-only!826652bb@gateway/web/freenode/ip.130.102.82.187 PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera: https://regex101.com/r/E63lVM/1 < 1495165636 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric : < 1495165707 0 :ASCII-only!826652bb@gateway/web/freenode/ip.130.102.82.187 PRIVMSG #esoteric :wait yeah it doesn't < 1495165715 0 :ASCII-only!826652bb@gateway/web/freenode/ip.130.102.82.187 PRIVMSG #esoteric :but why use the first one at all < 1495165803 0 :ASCII-only!826652bb@gateway/web/freenode/ip.130.102.82.187 PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://regex101.com/r/E63lVM/3 < 1495166175 0 :ASCII-only!826652bb@gateway/web/freenode/ip.130.102.82.187 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok about the wisdom pdf i think there is an error, piet isn't a colourful programming language, colorforth is < 1495166202 0 :ASCII-only!826652bb@gateway/web/freenode/ip.130.102.82.187 PRIVMSG #esoteric :also cool how did funciton make into the book < 1495166274 0 :ASCII-only!826652bb@gateway/web/freenode/ip.130.102.82.187 PRIVMSG #esoteric :also you forgot prolog :P < 1495166301 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :always wanted to ask: do you need like a special editor to write colorforth? < 1495166308 0 :ASCII-only!826652bb@gateway/web/freenode/ip.130.102.82.187 PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1495166383 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-48.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :How good do you think might be an algorithm (for PNG encoding) like: [1] Decide filters. [2] Make up Huffman tree for the data with decided filters. [3] Make up LZ77 for best compression, redeciding filters and making up the new Huffman tree. [4] Encode using the new filters and Huffman tree. < 1495166421 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-48.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Optionally apply lossy encoding during the fourth step if such option is enabled. < 1495166524 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ASCII-only: you are mistaken, piet is definitely colorful hth < 1495166553 0 :ASCII-only!826652bb@gateway/web/freenode/ip.130.102.82.187 PRIVMSG #esoteric :well yeah but colorforth deserves its spot < 1495166554 0 :ASCII-only!826652bb@gateway/web/freenode/ip.130.102.82.187 PRIVMSG #esoteric :imo < 1495166594 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :well the wisdom is not really a language list, even if it contains some. < 1495166599 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? piet < 1495166601 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​6Piet 4is 7a 8really 9colourful 2programming 13language. < 1495166611 0 :ASCII-only!826652bb@gateway/web/freenode/ip.130.102.82.187 PRIVMSG #esoteric :or just replace it with braincopter brainloller something else < 1495166634 0 :ASCII-only!826652bb@gateway/web/freenode/ip.130.102.82.187 PRIVMSG #esoteric :also i'm wondering what kind of chatbot fungot is < 1495166635 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :ASCII-only: gnirtslen strikes me as intellectual dishonest. you would pass fnord to csc. < 1495166649 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :^source < 1495166649 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://github.com/fis/fungot/blob/master/fungot.b98 < 1495166652 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :hth < 1495166679 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :^style lovecraft < 1495166679 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Selected style: lovecraft (H. P. Lovecraft's writings) < 1495166690 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: is everything all right with the world? < 1495166690 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: west and i did not do so. < 1495166701 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: you're not even trying! < 1495166702 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: so at length the light streamed on again, flooding the marine valley below me. < 1495167058 0 :ASCII-only!826652bb@gateway/web/freenode/ip.130.102.82.187 PRIVMSG #esoteric :#esoteric needs a markov chain chatbot as well < 1495167168 0 :ASCII-only!826652bb@gateway/web/freenode/ip.130.102.82.187 PRIVMSG #esoteric :markov chain chatbots are the best: https://chat.stackexchange.com/users/190995/marky-markov?tab=recent < 1495167211 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot _is_ a markov chain chatbot < 1495167212 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: " then he told me his story; and when i heard the poor musicians feeble effort to rise from the floor by this part of new york and the upper end of the old papers spread beneath the stones of the city with the greatest reluctance, and did not see what he had read much of things as they are with their hundred gates and two hundred turrets, the clustered towers within, all tell a gloomy tale of fallen grandeur. as the hin < 1495167243 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :except it has variable context length, and several predefined styles < 1495167290 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :^style europarl < 1495167290 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Selected style: europarl (European Parliament speeches during approx. 1996-2006) < 1495167304 0 :ASCII-only!826652bb@gateway/web/freenode/ip.130.102.82.187 PRIVMSG #esoteric :^style < 1495167304 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Available: agora alice c64 ct darwin discworld enron europarl* ff7 fisher fungot homestuck ic irc iwcs jargon lovecraft nethack oots pa qwantz sms speeches ss wp youtube < 1495167312 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: you're in britain now, how is that brexit going? < 1495167313 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: madam president, there are amendments nos 1, 3, 4 and 7 were adopted, we have not wanted or known how to manage and allocate the ecsc reserves, taking account of an informal nature. < 1495167345 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i say it's avoiding the question. < 1495167435 0 :ASCII-only!826652bb@gateway/web/freenode/ip.130.102.82.187 PRIVMSG #esoteric :^style irc < 1495167435 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :Selected style: irc (IRC logs of freenode/#esoteric, freenode/#scheme and ircnet/#douglasadams) < 1495167447 0 :ASCII-only!826652bb@gateway/web/freenode/ip.130.102.82.187 PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot: what is your favourite esolang < 1495167448 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :ASCII-only: of course it would also be useless. what is it in the us however, and rabbit was intended to lead one to believe that large gathering of people classified as ' nice' storm over here is what happens when you try to < 1495167496 0 :ASCII-only!826652bb@gateway/web/freenode/ip.130.102.82.187 PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot why did you cut off mid-sentence < 1495167496 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :ASCII-only: instead of writing portable code that _can_ handle utf-8. i was. but riastradh knows what scheme i'm using < 1495167518 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot's babbling does have some subtle bugs. < 1495167518 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: i killed the window at people?!) the lifetime of the scheme community is younger than python the pretty good cl compiler, of all things < 1495167653 0 :ASCII-only!826652bb@gateway/web/freenode/ip.130.102.82.187 PRIVMSG #esoteric :fungot how could you kill the window < 1495167653 0 :fungot!~fungot@momus.zem.fi PRIVMSG #esoteric :ASCII-only: i should really get to work right. it defines an anonymous function < 1495167820 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Drift14]]4 M10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=51941&oldid=51845 5* 03Hsorenson 5* (-67) 10Removed Turing complete claims since I have yet to properly prove it. < 1495168162 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Charcoal14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=51942&oldid=51938 5* 03Somebody1234 5* (+320) 10 < 1495168456 0 :erkin!~erkin@unaffiliated/erkin QUIT :Quit: Ouch! Got SIGABRT, dying... < 1495168994 0 :tromp!~tromp@ool-944bc443.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1495169253 0 :tromp!~tromp@ool-944bc443.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1495170284 0 :ASCII-only!826652bb@gateway/web/freenode/ip.130.102.82.187 QUIT :Quit: Page closed < 1495170600 0 :doesthiswork!~Adium@207.55.82.149 QUIT :Quit: Leaving. < 1495170686 0 :doesthiswork!~Adium@207.55.82.149 JOIN :#esoteric < 1495171108 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-48.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :On the first scanline of a PNG picture, I think that filter type 2 will be same as filter type 0. Will any program take this into account when encoding? < 1495172325 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-48.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :(It is unlikely to make it better, but maybe there might be a few rare cases where it might help) < 1495173459 0 :adu!~ajr@pool-71-178-208-21.washdc.fios.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1495173496 0 :adu!~ajr@pool-71-178-208-21.washdc.fios.verizon.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hppavillion? < 1495173541 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-48.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now I wrote a program to make a list of the chunks in a PNG file. < 1495173592 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-48.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://sprunge.us/ZaGE < 1495174848 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1495174886 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1495174999 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-48.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do you like this? < 1495176185 0 :tromp!~tromp@ool-944bc443.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1495176446 0 :tromp!~tromp@ool-944bc443.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1495176799 0 :adu!~ajr@pool-71-178-208-21.washdc.fios.verizon.net QUIT :Quit: adu < 1495177278 0 :olsner!~salparot@c80-217-114-135.bredband.comhem.se JOIN :#esoteric < 1495177596 0 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover QUIT : < 1495177930 0 :adu!~ajr@pool-71-178-208-21.washdc.fios.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1495179214 0 :Sprocklem!~sprocklem@unaffiliated/sprocklem QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1495181529 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no QUIT :Quit: Nite < 1495182455 0 :ASCII-only!3ce25b2d@gateway/web/freenode/ip.60.226.91.45 JOIN :#esoteric < 1495182573 0 :adu!~ajr@pool-71-178-208-21.washdc.fios.verizon.net QUIT :Quit: adu < 1495182779 0 :doesthiswork!~Adium@207.55.82.149 QUIT :Quit: Leaving. < 1495183170 0 :sleffy!~sleffy@c-24-7-67-0.hsd1.ca.comcast.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1495183440 0 :tromp!~tromp@ool-944bc443.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1495183713 0 :tromp!~tromp@ool-944bc443.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 258 seconds < 1495183720 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1495184055 0 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@ptr-82l26zfhn9adbqo3hg7.18120a2.ip6.access.telenet.be JOIN :#esoteric < 1495185540 0 :adu!~ajr@pool-71-178-208-21.washdc.fios.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1495187554 0 :Sprocklem!~sprocklem@unaffiliated/sprocklem JOIN :#esoteric < 1495187931 0 :LKoen!~LKoen@vbo91-1-82-238-218-67.fbx.proxad.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1495188535 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1495190505 0 :adu!~ajr@pool-71-178-208-21.washdc.fios.verizon.net QUIT :Quit: adu < 1495190881 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover JOIN :#esoteric < 1495191362 0 :Sprocklem!~sprocklem@unaffiliated/sprocklem QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1495192384 0 :vifino!~vifino@tty.sh QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1495192413 0 :vifino!~vifino@tty.sh JOIN :#esoteric < 1495192589 0 :augur!~augur@2601:640:8001:4222:fcf8:7e3f:970c:d4e3 JOIN :#esoteric < 1495192868 0 :augur!~augur@2601:640:8001:4222:fcf8:7e3f:970c:d4e3 QUIT :Ping timeout: 255 seconds < 1495193148 0 :augur!~augur@2601:640:8001:4222:fcf8:7e3f:970c:d4e3 JOIN :#esoteric < 1495193424 0 :augur!~augur@2601:640:8001:4222:fcf8:7e3f:970c:d4e3 QUIT :Ping timeout: 272 seconds < 1495197162 0 :nullcone!uid11626@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-rcssutceupbskywh QUIT :Quit: Connection closed for inactivity < 1495197376 0 :idris-bot!~idris-bot@dslb-092-072-131-078.092.072.pools.vodafone-ip.de QUIT :Quit: Terminated < 1495197398 0 :idris-bot!~idris-bot@dslb-092-072-131-078.092.072.pools.vodafone-ip.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1495197541 0 :LKoen!~LKoen@vbo91-1-82-238-218-67.fbx.proxad.net QUIT :Quit: “It’s only logical. First you learn to talk, then you learn to think. Too bad it’s not the other way round.” < 1495197951 0 :tromp!~tromp@ool-944bc443.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1495198226 0 :tromp!~tromp@ool-944bc443.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1495199030 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :i didn't realise idris was strict until earlier today < 1495199035 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :'the next haskell will be strict' all right < 1495200500 0 :ASCII-only!3ce25b2d@gateway/web/freenode/ip.60.226.91.45 QUIT :Quit: Page closed < 1495202425 0 :doesthiswork!~Adium@207.55.82.149 JOIN :#esoteric < 1495203341 0 :electrolex!~electrole@pool-108-26-184-168.bstnma.fios.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1495203414 0 :jaboja!~jaboja@jaboja.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1495203592 0 :molum!ybden@unaffiliated/ybden QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1495203633 0 :molum!ybden@unaffiliated/ybden JOIN :#esoteric < 1495205321 0 :`^_^v!~nycs@gw.hq.meetup.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1495206876 0 :jaboja!~jaboja@jaboja.pl QUIT :Ping timeout: 272 seconds < 1495206917 0 :jaboja!~jaboja@jaboja.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1495207163 0 :molum!?@? NICK :ybden < 1495207549 0 :adu!~ajr@static-173-73-214-146.washdc.fios.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1495208573 0 :jaboja!~jaboja@jaboja.pl QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1495209513 0 :jaboja!~jaboja@jaboja.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1495210337 0 :adu!~ajr@static-173-73-214-146.washdc.fios.verizon.net QUIT :Quit: adu < 1495210450 0 :adu!~ajr@static-173-73-214-146.washdc.fios.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1495210483 0 :adu!~ajr@static-173-73-214-146.washdc.fios.verizon.net QUIT :Client Quit < 1495210673 0 :LKoen!~LKoen@vbo91-1-82-238-218-67.fbx.proxad.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1495211290 0 :DHeadshot!~DHeadshot@cpc88301-woki8-2-0-cust688.6-2.cable.virginm.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1495211566 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Language list14]]4 M10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=51943&oldid=51927 5* 03RomanGraef 5* (+16) 10 < 1495212203 0 :sebbu2!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu JOIN :#esoteric < 1495212324 0 :sebbu3!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu JOIN :#esoteric < 1495212392 0 :sebbu!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu QUIT :Ping timeout: 268 seconds < 1495212438 0 :tromp!~tromp@ool-944bc443.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1495212439 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Rape charges dropped against Julian Assange in Sweden. < 1495212441 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://www.rt.com/uk/388924-assange-press-conference-embassy/ < 1495212536 0 :sebbu2!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1495212614 0 :jaboja!~jaboja@jaboja.pl QUIT :Ping timeout: 268 seconds < 1495212628 0 :sebbu!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu JOIN :#esoteric < 1495212687 0 :tromp!~tromp@ool-944bc443.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1495212836 0 :sebbu3!~sebbu@unaffiliated/sebbu QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1495212975 0 :jaboja!~jaboja@jaboja.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1495213123 0 :kerbal!683239a0@gateway/web/freenode/ip.104.50.57.160 JOIN :#esoteric < 1495213233 0 :kerbal!683239a0@gateway/web/freenode/ip.104.50.57.160 PRIVMSG #esoteric :The interpreter for the Integ esoteric programming language now supports Unix and Mac. < 1495213241 0 :kerbal!683239a0@gateway/web/freenode/ip.104.50.57.160 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Get the interpreter here: https://github.com/kerbin111/Integ < 1495214421 0 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover JOIN :#esoteric < 1495215724 0 :jaboja!~jaboja@jaboja.pl QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1495215874 0 :clog!~nef@bespin.org QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1495217580 0 :jaboja!~jaboja@jaboja.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1495217985 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Alexa, buy a kilo of butter. Confirm purchase. This message brought to you by the butter producers association of america. < 1495218106 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :have they not added a confirmation passphrase patch yet? < 1495218185 0 :clog!~nef@bespin.org JOIN :#esoteric < 1495218383 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :there's a four digit pin capability, but you'd have to change it every time... < 1495218405 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :there should be a confirmation text system < 1495218418 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :To prevent commercials from buying butter? < 1495218455 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :saying your password out loud would work for commercials, but not for, for example kids < 1495218518 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-48.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :They should to allow to make your password longer than four digits; four digits is too short < 1495218584 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-48.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think there are a lot of problem with the voice controls though you might as well disable it (or at least disable some functions with voice command anyways) < 1495218592 0 :sleffy!~sleffy@c-24-7-67-0.hsd1.ca.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1495218623 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-48.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :Although there are ways to fix it anyways, such as to ask question with different answers each time. < 1495218665 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-48.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :But then they are just going to invent voice-activated commercials.....? < 1495219519 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :alexa wouldnt work without voice. it has no other interface...or does it?t < 1495219682 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-48.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :There still is the way to fix it even if it is only voice, as I mention < 1495219727 0 :tromp!~tromp@ool-944bc443.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1495220014 0 :tromp!~tromp@ool-944bc443.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 268 seconds < 1495220593 0 :LKoen!~LKoen@vbo91-1-82-238-218-67.fbx.proxad.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1495220970 0 :izabera!~izabera@unaffiliated/izabera PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://bigkneelover.deviantart.com/ < 1495221372 0 :int-e!~noone@int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :why does every piece of shitty javascript these days need cookies to work... < 1495222041 0 :Sprocklem!~sprocklem@unaffiliated/sprocklem JOIN :#esoteric < 1495222369 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh < 1495222384 0 :jaboja!~jaboja@jaboja.pl QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1495222395 0 :jaboja!~jaboja@jaboja.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1495222909 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :izabera, why would you do this < 1495223483 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom_Hoover: do what < 1495224308 0 :Herbstkind!~s1feha@ip4d16fe8b.dynamic.kabel-deutschland.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1495224348 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :\oren\, its not for your young mind to see < 1495224797 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol, I was a regular on /b/ in middle school lol < 1495224811 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :BOOM BOOM CRASH https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1gwniVmQ6A < 1495225816 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's the sound of the corporate police breaking down your door to seize your hard disks < 1495226454 0 :augur!~augur@2601:640:8001:4222:dcdc:62a9:bcdc:3719 JOIN :#esoteric < 1495226970 0 :tromp!~tromp@ool-944bc443.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1495227227 0 :tromp!~tromp@ool-944bc443.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1495227298 0 :Herbstkind!~s1feha@ip4d16fe8b.dynamic.kabel-deutschland.de QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1495227665 0 :hppavilion[1]!~dosgmowdo@74-114-87-90.dynamic.asdk12.org JOIN :#esoteric < 1495227984 0 :hppavilion[1]!~dosgmowdo@74-114-87-90.dynamic.asdk12.org QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1495228008 0 :hppavilion[1]!~dosgmowdo@74-114-87-90.dynamic.asdk12.org JOIN :#esoteric < 1495229844 0 :nullcone!uid11626@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-iymcieyxiwyzgugc JOIN :#esoteric < 1495229853 0 :MDude!~MDude@c-73-187-225-46.hsd1.pa.comcast.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1495229921 0 :Zarutian!~zarutian@168-110-22-46.fiber.hringdu.is JOIN :#esoteric < 1495230431 0 :moony!~moony@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf JOIN :#esoteric < 1495230439 0 :moony!~moony@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :i just had a fun question: is AE2 (the minecraft mod) turing complete < 1495230551 0 :Slereah!~Slereah@ALille-651-1-174-210.w90-1.abo.wanadoo.fr PRIVMSG #esoteric :Isn't Minecraft already Turing complete < 1495230558 0 :Slereah!~Slereah@ALille-651-1-174-210.w90-1.abo.wanadoo.fr PRIVMSG #esoteric :You can implement logical gates < 1495230572 0 :moony!~moony@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :yea, im talking about a subset mod < 1495230633 0 :tromp!~tromp@ool-944bc443.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1495230825 0 :moony!~moony@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :i know the dispensers+doors+woodenbuttons+redstone dust subset is turing complete (Doors can be used as a NOT gate) < 1495230852 0 :moony!~moony@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :altho, it would be somewhat fuzzy logic, due to dispenser randomization < 1495230873 0 :moony!~moony@unaffiliated/moonythedwarf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, forgot any nonconductive block in that list < 1495230928 0 :tromp!~tromp@ool-944bc443.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 268 seconds < 1495231554 0 :hppavilion[1]!~dosgmowdo@74-114-87-90.dynamic.asdk12.org QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1495231610 0 :`^_^v!~nycs@gw.hq.meetup.com QUIT :Quit: This computer has gone to sleep < 1495231912 0 :jaboja!~jaboja@jaboja.pl QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1495231972 0 :FireFly!znc@freenode/staff/firefly PRIVMSG #esoteric :I man you can do a not gate with just redstone (assuming you include redstone torches in that) < 1495231984 0 :jaboja!~jaboja@jaboja.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1495231998 0 :FireFly!znc@freenode/staff/firefly PRIVMSG #esoteric :pretty sure redstone dust, redstone torch, , air is all you need for TCness, ignoring space constraints < 1495232263 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://youtu.be/uN6i3W07ohk?t=13m30s <-- Oh god, dat tokyo metro computerized voice < 1495232732 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Did they just get on the nearest JR Rail train and record the announcements? I mean, sure it's cool but I bet it sounds less cool when you've heard that voice every day on your morning and evening commutes < 1495233113 0 :kerbal!683239a0@gateway/web/freenode/ip.104.50.57.160 PRIVMSG #esoteric :What languages are the voice speaking? English and Japanese? < 1495233141 0 :augur!~augur@2601:640:8001:4222:dcdc:62a9:bcdc:3719 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1495233153 0 :hppavilion[1]!~dosgmowdo@74-114-87-73.dynamic.asdk12.org JOIN :#esoteric < 1495233181 0 :augur!~augur@2601:640:8001:4222:dcdc:62a9:bcdc:3719 JOIN :#esoteric < 1495233188 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :kerbal: yeah < 1495233219 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :all the trains in Tokyo have announcements at each stop in English and Japanese < 1495233366 0 :kerbal!683239a0@gateway/web/freenode/ip.104.50.57.160 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah < 1495233369 0 :FireFly!znc@freenode/staff/firefly PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hm < 1495233383 0 :kerbal!683239a0@gateway/web/freenode/ip.104.50.57.160 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok < 1495233390 0 :FireFly!znc@freenode/staff/firefly PRIVMSG #esoteric :I can't remember if all of ours do too, or only some.. I think all < 1495233421 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :In Toronto, we have announcements in English and French < 1495233423 0 :augur!~augur@2601:640:8001:4222:dcdc:62a9:bcdc:3719 QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1495233464 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :King's Cross underground station's announcements come from an obvious text-to-speech synthesizer system. < 1495233469 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think the streetcars are only in english < 1495233491 0 :kerbal!683239a0@gateway/web/freenode/ip.104.50.57.160 PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: Why text-to-speech? Why not pre-recorded or live? < 1495233509 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :kerbal: I've wondered. Maybe they think it makes it easier to change the messages. < 1495233517 0 :kerbal!683239a0@gateway/web/freenode/ip.104.50.57.160 PRIVMSG #esoteric :That makes sense < 1495233520 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :They did recently alter the wording of one of them, at least. < 1495233563 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :It used to say "use the same card to touch in and out to get the best fare", now it is "use the same [unintelligible, something longer] to touch in and out". < 1495233613 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :It might be trying to say something about smartphones, the machines accept Apple Pay and Android Pay. < 1495233668 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :the subways say "Please stand clear of the doors" a lot < 1495233689 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :On Victoria Station at semi-rush hour there's usually a live announcer doing that bit. < 1495233700 0 :kerbal!683239a0@gateway/web/freenode/ip.104.50.57.160 PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: Is that clearer? < 1495233708 0 :kerbal!683239a0@gateway/web/freenode/ip.104.50.57.160 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Live announcing? < 1495233710 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Stand clear of the closing doors, please. Mind the doors. Stand clear of the doors! STAND CLEAR. OF THE DOORS. STAND CLEAR!" < 1495233724 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mostly they sound more emotional (frustrated). < 1495233752 0 :kerbal!683239a0@gateway/web/freenode/ip.104.50.57.160 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah... maybe the text-to-speech prevents injuries from burst blood vessels < 1495233776 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ours uses pre-recorded samples stitched togther < 1495233814 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :I like one pre-recorded South West Trains announcement. "This train is experiencing difficulties, which are being dealt with. Please listen for further announcements." < 1495233819 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Arriving at." "Queen's Park." "Queen's Park Station." "Please stand clear of the doors." < 1495233839 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :That comes about maybe once a week, but it never seems clear what the difficulties are, they don't stop for any longer than usual or anything. < 1495233903 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :"The next station is." "Saint Patrick." "Saint Patrick Station." < 1495233962 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm also annoyed by the redundancy inherent in their announcement they invariably do between Queenstown Road and Vauxhall, which goes: "This is a South West Trains service to London Waterloo, calling at Vauxhall and London Waterloo. *The next station is Vauxhall.*" < 1495233979 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :That last bit is so unnecessary. < 1495234204 0 :jaboja!~jaboja@jaboja.pl QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1495234281 0 :FireFly!znc@freenode/staff/firefly PRIVMSG #esoteric :The Stockholm ones are pre-recorded cut-up parts (i.e. each station name is separate, each number 1-something is separate, various snippets in-between connecting it all into an utterance) < 1495234310 0 :FireFly!znc@freenode/staff/firefly PRIVMSG #esoteric :and the seams are pretty...obvious, leading to a pretty distinct/weird melody < 1495234638 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :"To ensure safety on track conditions ahead, this train will will operate slower than normal. We are sorry for the inconvenience." < 1495234653 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :This took months before it was fixed < 1495234684 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :and then it came back on a different part of the track < 1495234716 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/will will/will/ < 1495234795 0 :hppavilion[1]!~dosgmowdo@74-114-87-73.dynamic.asdk12.org QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1495234813 0 :MDude!~MDude@c-73-187-225-46.hsd1.pa.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1495235053 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07EWagon14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=51944&oldid=51936 5* 03Timtomtoaster 5* (+513) 10 < 1495235058 0 :LKoen!~LKoen@2a01:e35:2eed:a430:f81b:de9:fc59:fa68 JOIN :#esoteric < 1495235247 0 :^v!v^@me.pxtst.com QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1495235272 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07EWagon14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=51945&oldid=51944 5* 03Timtomtoaster 5* (+135) 10 < 1495235320 0 :LKoen!~LKoen@2a01:e35:2eed:a430:f81b:de9:fc59:fa68 QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1495235594 0 :kerbal!683239a0@gateway/web/freenode/ip.104.50.57.160 QUIT :Quit: Page closed < 1495235870 0 :AnotherTest!~turingcom@ptr-82l26zfhn9adbqo3hg7.18120a2.ip6.access.telenet.be QUIT :Ping timeout: 272 seconds < 1495235881 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07EWagon14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=51946&oldid=51945 5* 03Timtomtoaster 5* (-82) 10 < 1495235989 0 :^v!v^@me.pxtst.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1495236181 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07EWagon14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=51947&oldid=51946 5* 03Timtomtoaster 5* (+0) 10 < 1495236274 0 :olsner!~salparot@c80-217-114-135.bredband.comhem.se QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1495237956 0 :tromp!~tromp@ool-944bc443.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1495238227 0 :DHeadshot!~DHeadshot@cpc88301-woki8-2-0-cust688.6-2.cable.virginm.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds