< 1495756867 0 :tromp!~tromp@ool-944bc443.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1495757167 0 :tromp!~tromp@ool-944bc443.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 255 seconds < 1495757277 0 :jaboja!~jaboja@jaboja.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1495757302 0 :DHeadshot!~DHeadshot@cpc88301-woki8-2-0-cust688.6-2.cable.virginm.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1495757470 0 :DHeadshot!~DHeadshot@cpc88301-woki8-2-0-cust688.6-2.cable.virginm.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1495757546 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1495757740 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07TEWELSWAC14]]4 N10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?oldid=51994 5* 03Timtomtoaster 5* (+3998) 10Created page with "Pronounced ''tools-whack'', '''TEWELSWAC''' is an idea for a programming language by User:Timtomtoaster. As you can see, I'm not great at naming things (look at [[eWagon]]). T..." < 1495757839 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07EWagon14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=51995&oldid=51954 5* 03Timtomtoaster 5* (-67) 10 < 1495758065 0 :DHeadshot!~DHeadshot@cpc88301-woki8-2-0-cust688.6-2.cable.virginm.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 272 seconds < 1495758404 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07User:Timtomtoaster14]]4 N10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?oldid=51996 5* 03Timtomtoaster 5* (+385) 10Created page with "Hi, everyone! I'm a 7th grader who is interested in programming. Right now I only know Python and a tiny bit of C and D, but I plan to learn more D code soon. As of..." < 1495758589 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07TEWELSWAC14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=51997&oldid=51994 5* 03Timtomtoaster 5* (+74) 10 < 1495759151 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07TEWELSWAC14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=51998&oldid=51997 5* 03Timtomtoaster 5* (+484) 10 < 1495759286 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07TEWELSWAC14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=51999&oldid=51998 5* 03Timtomtoaster 5* (+138) 10 < 1495759320 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Language list14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=52000&oldid=51943 5* 03Timtomtoaster 5* (+16) 10/* T */ < 1495759578 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07TEWELSWAC14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=52001&oldid=51999 5* 03Timtomtoaster 5* (+87) 10 < 1495759782 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07TEWELSWAC14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=52002&oldid=52001 5* 03Timtomtoaster 5* (+4) 10 < 1495759839 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07TEWELSWAC14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=52003&oldid=52002 5* 03Timtomtoaster 5* (-159) 10 < 1495759881 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07TEWELSWAC14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=52004&oldid=52003 5* 03Timtomtoaster 5* (-3) 10 < 1495759927 0 :sleffy!~sleffy@c-73-252-231-183.hsd1.ca.comcast.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1495759933 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07TEWELSWAC14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=52005&oldid=52004 5* 03Timtomtoaster 5* (+0) 10 < 1495760261 0 :hppavilion[1]!~dosgmowdo@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :@metar PAMR < 1495760261 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :PAMR 252353Z 13006KT 9SM -RA SCT040 BKN047 OVC055 06/02 A2993 RMK AO2 RAE2258B22 SLP138 P0002 60002 T00610022 10122 20050 55000 < 1495760270 0 :hppavilion[1]!~dosgmowdo@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Huh, it's raining like crazy. < 1495760666 0 :sleffy!~sleffy@c-73-252-231-183.hsd1.ca.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1495760850 0 :Akaibu!uid118096@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-yfvtqnxjzremtydj QUIT :Quit: Connection closed for inactivity < 1495761312 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :@metar KATL < 1495761312 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :KATL 252352Z 28010KT 10SM FEW050 21/10 A2984 RMK AO2 SLP099 T02060100 10228 20206 52012 < 1495761341 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :@metar KOAK < 1495761342 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :KOAK 252353Z 22021G26KT 10SM FEW024 FEW035 18/11 A2979 RMK AO2 PK WND 23027/2304 SLP088 T01830106 10189 20172 56004 < 1495761345 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :I never get the hang of reading that < 1495761348 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :@metar KSJC < 1495761349 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :KSJC 252353Z 19017G26KT 10SM FEW014 FEW038 19/10 A2977 RMK AO2 PK WND 18028/2313 SLP082 T01890100 10200 20183 58004 < 1495761352 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? weather < 1495761353 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :lambdabot: @@ @@ (@where weather) CYUL ENVA ESSB KOAK PAMR < 1495761355 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric : CYUL 260000Z 08019G28KT 7SM -RA FEW028 OVC048 14/11 A2970 RMK SC2SC6 SLP061 DENSITY ALT 200FT \ ENVA 252350Z 26008KT 9999 FEW017 BKN041 09/07 Q1019 RMK WIND 670FT 28012KT \ ESSB 252350Z AUTO < 1495761355 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :00000KT 9999 OVC074/// 10/09 Q1014 \ KOAK 252353Z 22021G26KT 10SM FEW024 FEW035 18/11 A2979 RMK AO2 PK WND 23027/2304 SLP088 T01830106 10189 20172 56004 \ PAMR 260008Z 11005G15KT 5SM GR SCT021 < 1495761355 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :BKN047 OVC055 04/02 A2993 RMK AO2 RAE06GRB06 P0005 T00440017 < 1495761419 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`5 w < 1495761424 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :1/2:p//P is the complexity class of Problems. They can be solved by reduction to NP. \ lmt//lmt is insufficiently mad for this channel. \ spork//A spork is something to be randomly held in front of penguins. \ ĥäŝkéll//ĥäŝkéll is not what you were looking for. Try again. \ frenemy//Frenemy is the relationship between Kirby and kin < 1495761426 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`n < 1495761426 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :2/2:g Dee Dee. < 1495761450 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat tmp/spout < 1495761451 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :p//P is the complexity class of Problems. They can be solved by reduction to NP. \ lmt//lmt is insufficiently mad for this channel. \ spork//A spork is something to be randomly held in front of penguins. \ ĥäŝkéll//ĥäŝkéll is not what you were looking for. Try again. \ frenemy//Frenemy is the relationship between Kirby and kin \ g Dee Dee. < 1495761459 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Clearly distort is too conservative. < 1495761474 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cat bin/distort < 1495761474 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​#!/usr/bin/env python \ import sys \ N=336 \ name = sys.argv[1] if len(sys.argv) > 1 else "/dev/stdin" \ with open(name, "r") as f: \ data = ' \\ '.join(f.read().splitlines()) \ for i in xrange(0, len(data), N): \ print data[i:i+N] < 1495761493 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :QUINTHELLOPIA! < 1495761497 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :@metar CYUL < 1495761498 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :CYUL 260000Z 08019G28KT 7SM -RA FEW028 OVC048 14/11 A2970 RMK SC2SC6 SLP061 DENSITY ALT 200FT < 1495761508 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :very -RA. < 1495761512 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :boily: Please figure out the optimal N for distort. That would help. < 1495761586 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1495761606 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07EWagon14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=52006&oldid=51995 5* 03Quintopia 5* (-25) 10We have a category for those. < 1495761652 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :helloochaf. which N? < 1495761655 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :N=336 < 1495761665 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm... < 1495761667 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :eeeh... < 1495761985 0 :hppavilion[1]!~dosgmowdo@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I recently discovered https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Cloud_type_symbols < 1495761996 0 :hppavilion[1]!~dosgmowdo@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think there needs to be a cloud-computing language based on that < 1495762002 0 :hppavilion[1]!~dosgmowdo@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :[also, are those symbols in Unicode?] < 1495762057 0 :hppavilion[1]!~dosgmowdo@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nope. They need to be now < 1495762128 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` echo -n 9999/10000:; cat tmp/spout < 1495762129 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :9999/10000:p//P is the complexity class of Problems. They can be solved by reduction to NP. \ lmt//lmt is insufficiently mad for this channel. \ spork//A spork is something to be randomly held in front of penguins. \ ĥäŝkéll//ĥäŝkéll is not what you were looking for. Try again. \ frenemy//Frenemy is the relationship between Kirby and kin \ < 1495762145 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: it is exactly as designed hth < 1495762179 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: yes but the designer was talking nonsense hth < 1495762190 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :who would make a 10000-line spam < 1495762203 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :otherwise, you need to calculate lengths of the prefix to know where to split < 1495762228 0 :hppavilion[1]!~dosgmowdo@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? NP < 1495762229 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :NP is the complexity class of decision problems that are No Problem. < 1495762243 0 :hppavilion[1]!~dosgmowdo@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? pingwing < 1495762244 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :pingwing? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1495762248 0 :hppavilion[1]!~dosgmowdo@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? pengwing < 1495762249 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :pengwing? ¯\(°​_o)/¯ < 1495762256 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :don't do it < 1495762273 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :resident grouch shachaf < 1495762280 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`? oerjan < 1495762281 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Your omnipheasant back principal witty arrant darth oerjan the indecisive is a hazy expert in merry compaction. Also a Glaneep who disses Roald Dahl. He could never render the word "amortized" so he put it here for connivance. His arch-nemesis is Betty Crocker. He twice punned without noticing it. < 1495762293 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: Do you like mushrooms? < 1495762312 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :mmm < 1495762315 0 :hppavilion[1]!~dosgmowdo@58-0-174-206.gci.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :See: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GnLDJAgrws < 1495762320 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`swrjan s,merry,minor, < 1495762322 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan//Your omnipheasant back principal witty arrant darth oerjan the indecisive is a hazy expert in minor compaction. Also a Glaneep who disses Roald Dahl. He could never render the word "amortized" so he put it here for connivance. His arch-nemesis is Betty Crocker. He twice punned without noticing it. < 1495762349 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION swats shachaf for making him hungry -----### < 1495762368 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :obviously you're not going to use the skillet < 1495762373 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :because you have a better use for it currently < 1495762383 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :but i have no mushrooms ;_; < 1495762394 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`swrjan s,arch,arc, < 1495762396 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan//Your omnipheasant back principal witty arrant darth oerjan the indecisive is a hazy expert in minor compaction. Also a Glaneep who disses Roald Dahl. He could never render the word "amortized" so he put it here for connivance. His arc-nemesis is Betty Crocker. He twice punned without noticing it. < 1495762416 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: I fried all sorts of mushrooms the other day. < 1495762421 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :NOOOOOOOOOOOOO < 1495762424 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe you should've come visit. < 1495762436 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :When you visit I'll also give you a bunch of Magic: The Gathering cards. < 1495762508 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan doesnt VISIT. if you see him coming, run < 1495762594 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :What kinds of delicious wild mushrooms grow in Norway? < 1495762615 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :I need moar mushrooms. and magic cards. < 1495762622 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`random-card < 1495762624 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Corpse Harvester \ 3BB \ Creature -- Zombie Wizard \ 3/3 \ {1}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Search your library for a Zombie card and a Swamp card, reveal them, and put them into your hand. Then shuffle your library. \ LGN-U, HOP-U < 1495762634 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :incidentally, my new deck arrived today ^^ first time playing standard. < 1495762658 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is it based on Bogbrew Witch? < 1495762671 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :nope. < 1495762678 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Golgari Guildmage? < 1495762686 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :neither. < 1495762694 0 :quintopia!~quintopia@unaffiliated/quintopia PRIVMSG #esoteric :is it based on Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel? < 1495762694 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Pack Rat? < 1495762705 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :sadly not, and still not. < 1495762724 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: chanterelles is the only one i remember the english name of < 1495762728 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Forest? < 1495762740 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Forest is a pretty good card. < 1495762757 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's stormchaser mage, enigma drake, and ways to make everything gleefully unblockable. < 1495762767 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :That sounds red or blue or something. < 1495762778 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yep. < 1495762792 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :i suppose theoretically you _can_ find button mushrooms too. but they're a bit discouraged for being similar to the deathcap. < 1495762810 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: what about morels < 1495762811 0 :doesthiswork!~Adium@207.55.82.149 JOIN :#esoteric < 1495762842 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :we have an upcoming tournament at my job, and this time it's standard budget (everything under USD 33.00). < 1495762848 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :morels exist. i don't recall how they taste. < 1495762989 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :the other common mushroom i recall apparently has the english name "terracotta hedgehog" < 1495763074 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :morels give you many points, but good luck gathering all three... < 1495763125 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :kmc: do you know that mushroom twh < 1495763147 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, and the whiter variant, which is just "hedgehog mushroom". < 1495763339 0 :sleffy!~sleffy@c-73-252-231-183.hsd1.ca.comcast.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1495763352 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :milk-caps are also among the top mushrooms, i think. < 1495763453 0 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-52-10-77-75.us-west-2.compute.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :morels are so delicious < 1495763483 0 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-52-10-77-75.us-west-2.compute.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: that is a strange mushroom. i have no heard of it < 1495763522 0 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-52-10-77-75.us-west-2.compute.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjan: is the white variant Hydnum repandum, or Hericium erinaceus < 1495763528 0 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-52-10-77-75.us-west-2.compute.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :the latter is common here; I've even grown them at home < 1495763529 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :the former < 1495763533 0 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-52-10-77-75.us-west-2.compute.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :don't think i've seen either of the other hedgehog mushrooms < 1495763562 0 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-52-10-77-75.us-west-2.compute.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :i agree about not foraging for button mushrooms < 1495763568 0 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-52-10-77-75.us-west-2.compute.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :dangerous, and they're tasty and cheap from the store < 1495763590 0 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-52-10-77-75.us-west-2.compute.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :around here though we sometimes find Agaricus augustus, the prince! and it's similar to a portabello but tastier (tastes of almonds) < 1495763601 0 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-52-10-77-75.us-west-2.compute.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think it is easy to tell an agaricus from an amanita once it has opened up < 1495763642 0 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-52-10-77-75.us-west-2.compute.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :brown/tan gills vs white < 1495763690 0 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-52-10-77-75.us-west-2.compute.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :also amanitas have a volva < 1495763697 0 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-52-10-77-75.us-west-2.compute.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :but don't take my word on any of this stuff < 1495763699 0 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-52-10-77-75.us-west-2.compute.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :you may die < 1495763713 0 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-52-10-77-75.us-west-2.compute.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :chanterelles are p. tasty too < 1495763723 0 :hppavilion[1]!~dosgmowdo@58-0-174-206.gci.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1495763728 0 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-52-10-77-75.us-west-2.compute.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :we went hunting for mushrooms last weekend but didn't find anything worth picking :( < 1495763789 0 :kmc!~keegan@ec2-52-10-77-75.us-west-2.compute.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :if you get morels, stuff them with cream cheese and chives, cover them in beer batter and then fry them < 1495764092 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :won't that soak them? < 1495764281 0 :electrolex!~electrole@pool-108-26-201-237.bstnma.fios.verizon.net QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1495765207 0 :jaboja!~jaboja@jaboja.pl QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1495765260 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :`w < 1495765262 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :long winded//"long winded" is an adjective phrase used to describe something that has been long in the wind and has been slowly sculpted to be more flowing, thereby allowing wind to pass it with less resistance. < 1495765321 0 :boily!~alexandre@cable-192.222.245.222.electronicbox.net QUIT :Quit: RELATIVE CHICKEN < 1495765724 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`slwd long winded//s,to describe,for the description of,;s,to be,into a more;s:,: shape,:s,less,significantly less amount of, < 1495765725 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/bin/sed: -e expression #1, char 62: unknown option to `s' < 1495765760 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`slwd long winded//s,to describe,for the description of,;s,to be,into a more,;s:,: shape,:s,less,significantly less amount of, < 1495765761 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :​/bin/sed: -e expression #1, char 72: unknown option to `s' < 1495765765 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :FFFFF < 1495765781 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`slwd long winded//s,to describe,for the description of,;s,to be,into a more,;s:,: shape,:;s,less,significantly less amount of, < 1495765783 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :long winded//"long winded" is an adjective phrase used for the description of something that has been long in the wind and has been slowly sculpted into a more more flowing shape, thereby allowing wind to pass it with significantly less amount of resistance. < 1495765795 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :argh < 1495765812 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`slwd long winded//s,more ,, < 1495765814 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :long winded//"long winded" is an adjective phrase used for the description of something that has been long in the wind and has been slowly sculpted into a more flowing shape, thereby allowing wind to pass it with significantly less amount of resistance. < 1495765826 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :seriously. < 1495765834 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`slwd long winded//s,sig,a sig, < 1495765836 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :long winded//"long winded" is an adjective phrase used for the description of something that has been long in the wind and has been slowly sculpted into a more flowing shape, thereby allowing wind to pass it with a significantly less amount of resistance. < 1495765854 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`slwd long winded//s,less,smaller, < 1495765856 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :long winded//"long winded" is an adjective phrase used for the description of something that has been long in the wind and has been slowly sculpted into a more flowing shape, thereby allowing wind to pass it with a significantly smaller amount of resistance. < 1495765880 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no PRIVMSG #esoteric :`slwd long winded//s,e ,al , < 1495765881 0 :sleffy!~sleffy@c-24-7-67-0.hsd1.ca.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1495765882 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :long winded//"long winded" is an adjectival phrase used for the description of something that has been long in the wind and has been slowly sculpted into a more flowing shape, thereby allowing wind to pass it with a significantly smaller amount of resistance. < 1495766924 0 :hppavilion[1]!~dosgmowdo@58-0-174-206.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1495767757 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`cwlprits long winded < 1495767765 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric 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NICK :RemavasZsZsZ < 1495777707 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :AAWW YEAH A++ < 1495777711 0 :\oren\!~oren@ec2-52-2-213-98.compute-1.amazonaws.com PRIVMSG #esoteric :https://snag.gy/XU8oQ4.jpg < 1495778621 0 :doesthiswork!~Adium@207.55.82.149 JOIN :#esoteric < 1495779449 0 :Akaibu!uid118096@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-jpqpaoonnxzhlrlb QUIT :Quit: Connection closed for inactivity < 1495780687 0 :tromp!~tromp@ool-944bc443.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1495781834 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Brainfuck constants14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=52007&oldid=51897 5* 03Primo 5* (+1087) 10/* 0-99 */ filling in the gaps for non-wrapping and soft-wrapping < 1495781951 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Brainfuck constants14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=52008&oldid=52007 5* 03Primo 5* (+3218) 10/* 100-149 */ filling in the gaps for non-wrapping and soft-wrapping < 1495782089 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Brainfuck constants14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=52009&oldid=52008 5* 03Primo 5* (+4039) 10/* 150-199 */ filling in the gaps for non-wrapping and soft-wrapping < 1495782220 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Brainfuck constants14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=52010&oldid=52009 5* 03Primo 5* (+5629) 10/* 200-255 */ filling in the gaps for non-wrapping and soft-wrapping < 1495782323 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07Talk:Brainfuck constants14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=52011&oldid=51921 5* 03Primo 5* (+72) 10/* Updates to non-wrapping solutions */ < 1495782371 0 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover QUIT : < 1495784319 0 :tromp!~tromp@ool-944bc443.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1495784576 0 :tromp!~tromp@ool-944bc443.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1495785562 0 :wob_jonas!b03f11db@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.176.63.17.219 JOIN :#esoteric < 1495785612 0 :wob_jonas!b03f11db@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.176.63.17.219 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I hate this stupid interface: http://nav.gov.hu/nav/ugyfelszolg < 1495785682 0 :wob_jonas!b03f11db@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.176.63.17.219 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I just want a list of all the fucking NAV uf in Budapest. There's only like thirty or forty, it wouldn't be too hard. But no, it's just useless like "tell us your location and we'll give you the ten offices that we think are the closest to you" < 1495785696 0 :wob_jonas!b03f11db@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.176.63.17.219 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I tried for ten minutes and still can't make it give me a complete fucking list < 1495785855 0 :wob_jonas!b03f11db@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.176.63.17.219 PRIVMSG #esoteric :just what the fuck is wrong with people making webpages these days? < 1495786233 0 :wob_jonas!b03f11db@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.176.63.17.219 QUIT :Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client < 1495786737 0 :sleffy!~sleffy@c-24-7-67-0.hsd1.ca.comcast.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 255 seconds < 1495789603 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no QUIT :Quit: Nite < 1495791807 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@cpc104862-sgyl39-2-0-cust65.18-2.cable.virginm.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1495791807 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@cpc104862-sgyl39-2-0-cust65.18-2.cable.virginm.net QUIT :Changing host < 1495791807 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover JOIN :#esoteric < 1495792457 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1495795195 0 :tromp!~tromp@ool-944bc443.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1495795474 0 :tromp!~tromp@ool-944bc443.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 268 seconds < 1495802450 0 :tromp!~tromp@ool-944bc443.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1495802716 0 :tromp!~tromp@ool-944bc443.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 255 seconds < 1495807109 0 :tromp!~tromp@ool-944bc443.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1495807983 0 :tromp!~tromp@ool-944bc443.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1495810079 0 :nullcone!uid11626@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-stfzkjknigplzxpi QUIT :Quit: Connection closed for inactivity < 1495811534 0 :Zarutian!~zarutian@168-110-22-46.fiber.hringdu.is JOIN :#esoteric < 1495811633 0 :tromp!~tromp@ool-944bc443.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1495811901 0 :tromp!~tromp@ool-944bc443.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 255 seconds < 1495813101 0 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover JOIN :#esoteric < 1495813122 0 :Phantom_Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover QUIT :Ping timeout: 245 seconds < 1495817441 0 :electrolex!~electrole@pool-108-26-179-156.bstnma.fios.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1495818829 0 :tromp!~tromp@ool-944bc443.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1495819106 0 :tromp!~tromp@ool-944bc443.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1495819326 0 :FreeFull!~freefull@defocus/sausage-lover JOIN :#esoteric < 1495819796 0 :Akaibu!uid118096@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-ovddfitmgtijclxf JOIN :#esoteric < 1495820286 0 :nullcone!uid11626@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-uhaxvotfrenvhocs JOIN :#esoteric < 1495822169 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :`olist 1073 < 1495822170 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :olist 1073: shachaf oerjan Sgeo FireFly boily nortti b_jonas < 1495822493 0 :tromp!~tromp@ool-944bc443.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1495822747 0 :tromp!~tromp@ool-944bc443.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1495822876 0 :Sprocklem!~sprocklem@unaffiliated/sprocklem JOIN :#esoteric < 1495823930 0 :hppavilion[1]!~dosgmowdo@58-0-174-206.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1495824192 0 :electrolex!~electrole@pool-108-26-179-156.bstnma.fios.verizon.net QUIT :Quit: Leaving < 1495824608 0 :sleffy!~sleffy@c-24-7-67-0.hsd1.ca.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1495824881 0 :Sprocklem!~sprocklem@unaffiliated/sprocklem QUIT :Quit: brb < 1495824901 0 :Sprocklem!~sprocklem@unaffiliated/sprocklem JOIN :#esoteric < 1495825783 0 :int-e!~noone@int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :wee, ghc's DynFlags record has 144 fields... < 1495826147 0 :tromp!~tromp@ool-944bc443.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1495826442 0 :tromp!~tromp@ool-944bc443.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 268 seconds < 1495826770 0 :augur!~augur@2602:304:cdac:e260:acd2:66a:d91b:dc41 JOIN :#esoteric < 1495829641 0 :augur!~augur@2602:304:cdac:e260:acd2:66a:d91b:dc41 QUIT :Remote host closed the connection < 1495829806 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-48.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :"As zzo38 points out, Foo Void1 = Proxy, Foo Proxy = Identity, Foo Identity = Maybe, Foo (Const e) = (e ->), Foo (e ->) = Either e" But that is not the only thing; I also mentioned that you can make a MonadPlus from any Comonad. < 1495829828 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I didn't say that was all zzo38 points out. < 1495830251 0 :zzo38!~zzo38@24-207-56-48.eastlink.ca PRIVMSG #esoteric :The problem with what wob_jonas is mention is even to require to use the webpage at all; it can be better using with SQL. And then you can make up your own kind of queries too. There is even a R*Tree module to use with SQL in case you need geospatial queries. (By default it is using rectangles, but it is possible to define other geometries too, such as circles.) < 1495830947 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :[wiki] 14[[07User:Zzo38/Programming languages with unusual features14]]4 10 02https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=52012&oldid=51976 5* 03Zzo38 5* (+391) 10 < 1495831714 0 :wob_jonas!b03f10a9@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.176.63.16.169 JOIN :#esoteric < 1495831718 0 :wob_jonas!b03f10a9@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.176.63.16.169 PRIVMSG #esoteric :`olist 1073 < 1495831719 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :olist 1073: shachaf oerjan Sgeo FireFly boily nortti b_jonas < 1495831731 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :wob_jonas: already been olisted tdnh < 1495831787 0 :wob_jonas!b03f10a9@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.176.63.16.169 PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: are you sure? the logs don't say so. note that I olisted 1072 two days ago < 1495831795 0 :wob_jonas!b03f10a9@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.176.63.16.169 PRIVMSG #esoteric :this is a fast update < 1495831803 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I olisted it myself. < 1495831809 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/17.05.26 < 1495831823 0 :wob_jonas!b03f10a9@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.176.63.16.169 PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah indeed < 1495831830 0 :wob_jonas!b03f10a9@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.176.63.16.169 PRIVMSG #esoteric :I dunno how I didn't find that < 1495831841 0 :wob_jonas!b03f10a9@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.176.63.16.169 PRIVMSG #esoteric :sorry then < 1495831845 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :You can also see zzo38's response to your thing in that log. < 1495832469 0 :hppavilion[1]!~dosgmowdo@58-0-174-206.gci.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 272 seconds < 1495832615 0 :hppavilion[1]!~dosgmowdo@58-0-174-206.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1495832947 0 :electrolex!~electrole@pool-108-26-209-163.bstnma.fios.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1495833470 0 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover QUIT :Ping timeout: 260 seconds < 1495833692 0 :hppavilion[1]!~dosgmowdo@58-0-174-206.gci.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 258 seconds < 1495837055 0 :tromp!~tromp@ool-944bc443.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1495837323 0 :tromp!~tromp@ool-944bc443.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 240 seconds < 1495837466 0 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover JOIN :#esoteric < 1495838553 0 :wob_jonas!b03f10a9@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.176.63.16.169 QUIT :Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client < 1495838750 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :shachaf: I guess you'll be happy to know I'm migrating to Prometheus. < 1495838817 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Prometheus? Sounds like a clone of something Google had a decade ago. < 1495838828 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :So I've heard. < 1495838840 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :I just don't think it can be any crummier than the Influx stuff. < 1495838862 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's really only meant for monitoring/ephemeral data, though. < 1495838882 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I thought you had some other sorts of time series. < 1495838913 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm thinking I'll export select interesting bits as downsampled time series to some external thing from it. < 1495838918 0 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's a prometheus < 1495838924 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :But I never got around to setting up alerts on the TICK stack, and that's a scow. < 1495838938 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's like Borgmon. < 1495838944 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :What fizzie said. < 1495838946 0 :Phantom__Hoover!~phantomho@unaffiliated/phantom-hoover PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's a borgmon < 1495838970 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's a monitoring thing with a (short-term) time series storage thing and an alerting thing. < 1495839009 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: this has nothing to do with trains < 1495839016 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :have you considered saying it in #trains-offtopic hth < 1495839035 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Phantom__Hoover: https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1X1rKozAUuF2MVc1YXElFWq9wkcWv3Axdldl8LOH9Vik < 1495839112 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :These slides talk about BNS. < 1495839114 0 :Zarutian!~zarutian@168-110-22-46.fiber.hringdu.is QUIT :Quit: Zarutian < 1495839119 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: What's the alternative to BNS that everyone uses? < 1495839127 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is it SRV records? < 1495839171 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't know. I was looking at the Prometheus docs and it's got like a bazillion service discovery integrations with names I've never even heard of. < 1495839185 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's true. I guess there's nothing everyone uses. < 1495839239 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think Consul is kind of genericy, but I don't know if anyone's using it. < 1495839342 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fortunately I don't have anything that scales, so my monitoring doesn't need to scale either. < 1495839359 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie just wants to serve [redacted] < 1495839435 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :I got re-inspired by monitoring when my home interweb was (well, still is) being sucky, and I could write a complaint to my ISP with lots and lots of data in there. < 1495839470 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I run Prometheus and node_exporter on localhost nowadays. < 1495839505 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :That way I can get all sorts of data about my computer. < 1495839512 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess "on localhost" is not a very descriptive thing to say. < 1495839515 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I meant on my laptop. < 1495839631 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :So far I've ported over 80% of my collectd <-> InfluxDB things to Prometheus + prometheus-node-exporter, which seems like a very good match. I'm not sure it's the right thing for a thing I really only feel like crawling once a day, because it's too flaky and heavyweight to fetch, though. < 1495839942 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, you could put those things in pushgateway or something and run the crawling process yourself, I guess. < 1495839987 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :I was thinking either that, or, if I want to have an external long-term storage thing anyway, I could just write directly to it. < 1495840004 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Depends on whether you want to do joins with it etc. < 1495840015 0 :hppavilion[1]!~dosgmowdo@58-0-174-206.gci.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1495840673 0 :nullcone!uid11626@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-uhaxvotfrenvhocs QUIT :Quit: Connection closed for inactivity < 1495840752 0 :Akaibu!uid118096@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-ovddfitmgtijclxf QUIT :Quit: Connection closed for inactivity < 1495841152 0 :Zarutian!~zarutian@168-110-22-46.fiber.hringdu.is JOIN :#esoteric < 1495841186 0 :Zarutian!~zarutian@168-110-22-46.fiber.hringdu.is QUIT :Read error: Connection reset by peer < 1495841227 0 :Zarutian!~zarutian@168-110-22-46.fiber.hringdu.is JOIN :#esoteric < 1495841288 0 :jaboja!~jaboja@jaboja.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1495841346 0 :oerjan!~oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1495841591 0 :augur!~augur@noisebridge130.static.monkeybrains.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1495841708 0 :tromp!~tromp@ool-944bc443.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1495841981 0 :tromp!~tromp@ool-944bc443.dyn.optonline.net QUIT :Ping timeout: 246 seconds < 1495842160 0 :nullcone!uid11626@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-myifmrotowctkwxq JOIN :#esoteric < 1495842180 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: A .fi domain is going to expire soon. < 1495842189 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'd like to register it, but I'll probably have some competition. < 1495842197 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do you know any good tricks? < 1495842454 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't know any tricks. The whole registry/registrar model is pretty new to .fi. < 1495842516 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, scow, it was renewed past expiration date but before availability date. < 1495842575 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't think there are any tricks that would've helped with that. Except the sort of tricks that involve a rubber hose. < 1495842642 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :`thanks tab completion < 1495842643 0 :HackEgo!~HackEgo@162.248.166.242 PRIVMSG #esoteric :Thanks, tab completion. Thab completion. < 1495842692 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :I just learned about "iptables-apply", which is basically just a wrapper around iptables-restore, except it asks y/n, and if you don't answer y (for example, because you screwed up and your SSH connection was lost) it reverts back to the previous configuration. < 1495842722 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :02:24 Did you know bash-completion runs programs with --help to tab-complete them for you? < 1495842725 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :02:24 Including e.g. programs named ./configure < 1495842745 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's: nuts. < 1495842801 0 :int-e!~noone@int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :what could possibly go wrong?! < 1495842866 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :The last few weeks, there's been at least five times I've written "bazel //[REDACTED]" at work, tried to tab-complete, spent a moment checking and double-checking what's wrong with the path, before realizing I should've written the other word that starts with b. < 1495842916 0 :int-e!~noone@int-e.eu PRIVMSG #esoteric :@metar lowi < 1495842916 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :LOWI 262220Z AUTO VRB01KT 9999 NCD 14/09 Q1021 < 1495842920 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does a bash alias automatically transfer autocomplete settings as well? < 1495842994 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :i,i the other word that starts with b and also contains all the other letters < 1495843007 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, but in a different order. < 1495843020 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :@metar EGLL < 1495843020 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :EGLL 262250Z AUTO 09007KT 9999 NCD 17/13 Q1014 NOSIG < 1495843025 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :@metar KOAK < 1495843025 0 :lambdabot!~lambdabot@haskell/bot/lambdabot PRIVMSG #esoteric :KOAK 262253Z 28012KT 10SM SCT033 OVC041 19/10 A3000 RMK AO2 SLP159 T01890100 < 1495843030 0 :shachaf!~shachaf@unaffiliated/shachaf PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do you think bazel has the right philosophy for how build systems should work? < 1495843047 0 :fizzie!?@? PRIVMSG #esoteric :(It's been so warm today. It's still 24.6 degrees in here.)