00:02:17 <\oren\> http://www.asahi.com/articles/ASK612HJPK61UHBI006.html 00:02:19 <\oren\> lol, the covfefe heard round the world 00:03:43 [wiki] [[EWagon]] https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=52038&oldid=52033 * Timtomtoaster * (+81) /* Command list */ 00:05:57 -!- tromp has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 00:07:48 `quote sleffy 00:07:49 No output. 00:07:53 `? sleffy 00:07:54 sleffy? ¯\(°_o)/¯ 00:07:54 mysterious 00:07:57 `relcome sleffy 00:07:59 sleffy: Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: . (For the other kind of esoterica, try #esoteric on EFnet or DALnet.) 00:08:37 I am a mere figment of the imagination 00:08:45 There are no records of my existence, for I unexist 00:08:48 mu 00:09:11 -!- LKoen has quit (Quit: “It’s only logical. First you learn to talk, then you learn to think. Too bad it’s not the other way round.”). 00:15:12 -!- sleffy has quit (Ping timeout: 255 seconds). 00:15:49 [wiki] [[EWagon]] https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=52039&oldid=52038 * Timtomtoaster * (+11) /* Cat (numerical input only) */ 00:35:22 Now I invented a extended version of MMIX object format, which allows for 32-bit line numbers, external symbols, large symbol tables, and a few other things. 00:37:18 There are eleven new loader instructions: lop_fixox, lop_fileu, lop_specx, lop_endx, lop_import, lop_importu, lop_xstab, lop_greg, lop_locim, lop_fixim, lop_lineh. 00:54:00 -!- tromp has joined. 00:58:54 -!- sleffy has joined. 01:04:50 -!- hppavilion[1] has joined. 01:10:17 -!- ais523 has joined. 01:10:40 -!- tromp has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 01:11:39 -!- oerjan has joined. 01:13:26 -!- LKoen has joined. 01:30:11 -!- hppavilion[0] has joined. 01:33:25 -!- hppavilion[1] has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 01:33:26 -!- rdococ has quit (Excess Flood). 01:33:44 -!- rdococ has joined. 01:34:09 -!- hppavilion[0] has changed nick to hppavilion[1]. 01:48:19 I still can't get over the fact that there are an actual, existent group of human beings who want to kill half of the human population simply for having penises. It's ridiculous. 01:48:54 -!- boily has joined. 01:58:42 rdococ: You'd be surprised how many dumb positions there are in the world. 01:59:53 pikhq, I am aware they exist but they still shock me. 02:00:00 pikhelloq, rdochelloc. 02:04:46 ugh 02:04:47 internet 02:08:08 INTERNET! 02:08:49 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uK4-nUZiOH4 02:11:15 -!- tromp has joined. 02:12:52 -!- Zarutian has quit (Quit: Zarutian). 02:15:26 -!- tromp has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 02:25:24 `w 02:25:25 bessel function//Bessel functions are responsible for certain surprising and hard to understand compilation errors. You may have seen them if you tried to define a global named yn or j0. 02:28:37 -!- Phantom__Hoover has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 02:41:53 -!- boily has quit (Quit: ALONG CHICKEN). 02:51:11 -!- ais523 has quit. 02:55:58 <\oren\> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1z1gxwpj1I 02:57:49 -!- Bowserinator has changed nick to [Bowserinator]. 03:04:48 -!- electrolex has quit (Quit: Leaving). 03:16:44 -!- LKoen has quit (Quit: “It’s only logical. First you learn to talk, then you learn to think. Too bad it’s not the other way round.”). 03:28:03 cosa rica looks different from how I had imagined 03:31:29 -!- tromp has joined. 03:59:20 -!- jaboja has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 04:19:26 -!- hppavilion[1] has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 04:40:03 `5 w 04:40:08 1/2:eridanipoid//Eridanipoids form a category of uncategorifiable stellar remnants. They form dense clusters of unmovable and unstoppable objects. \ vim//vim equals to cmxciv or cmxcvi, depending on which part of Roman Empire you are. \ flabberghast//Flabberghast is the recurring hunting one gets after too indulgent feast where one partook too libe 04:40:12 `n 04:40:13 2/2:raly \ blsq//See: Burlesque \ certainly//We don't know what certainly is for sure, but it certainly isn't a functor. 04:46:18 -!- hppavilion[1] has joined. 04:51:37 `` ls -l bin/w 04:51:38 -rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 12 Dec 15 01:27 bin/w 04:55:08 -!- sleffy has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 04:57:49 -!- sleffy has joined. 04:58:15 `` ls -l bin 04:58:16 total 18208 \ -rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 105 Apr 17 18:20 ` \ -rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 64 Oct 28 2016 `` \ -rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 109 Mar 20 01:55 `^ \ -rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 59 Jan 1 17:01 `̀ \ -rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 17 Oct 28 2016 ^.^ \ lrwxrwxrwx 1 5000 0 6 Oct 28 2016 ! -> interp \ -rwxr-xr-x 1 5000 0 468 Apr 13 03:40 ? \ lrwxr 04:59:00 `ls 04:59:01 5pEV4X5h \ bin \ canary \ emoticons \ esobible \ etc \ evil \ factor \ good \ hw \ ibin \ interps \ izash.c \ karma \ le \ lib \ misle \ nasmbuild \ paste \ ply-3.8 \ quines \ quinor \ quotes \ share \ src \ test2 \ testfile \ tmflry \ tmp \ wisdom 04:59:12 `` ls -l bin | paste 04:59:14 https://hackego.esolangs.org/tmp/paste/paste.25645 04:59:15 `doag esobible 04:59:21 10440:2017-03-17 sled esobible/gen_sys_1.0-1:4//s/timed out/timed out (but just barely; the internet was kind of slow before the universe was created)/ \ 10439:2017-03-17 mk esobible/gen_sys_1.0-1:0//First off, fungot bases eir arrays at 0, like a normal person. \ 10437:2017-03-17 mk esobible/ge 04:59:43 `2017 04:59:44 Hello, world! 04:59:51 `8ball 04:59:52 Most likely. 04:59:59 `aaaaaaaaa 05:00:29 No output. 05:00:43 `cat bin/aaaaaaaaa 05:00:44 #!/bin/sh \ print_args_or_input "$@" | tr A-Za-z0-9 [A*26][a*26][4*10] 05:00:49 `age 05:00:51 10977 05:00:54 `age 05:00:55 10977 05:01:01 `bardsworthlist 05:01:02 bardsworthlist: b_jonas 05:01:33 don't mind me, just testing 05:02:02 `` cat bin/FireFlist | rot13 05:02:03 rpub SverSyl Ryqvf4 05:02:37 `password 05:02:38 kpqkxeikuwvisbu 05:02:48 `cat bin/password 05:02:48 #!/usr/bin/python \ \ import random \ import string \ \ print "".join(random.choice(string.ascii_lowercase) for _ in xrange(15)) 05:02:55 `doag bin/password 05:03:02 8878:2016-07-29 ` echo $\'#!/usr/bin/python\\n\\nimport random\\nimport string\\n\\nprint "".join(random.choice(string.ascii_lowercase) for _ in xrange(15))\' > bin/password; chmod +x bin/password 05:03:08 `? password 05:03:09 The password of the month is poochpoochpoochpoochpooch 05:03:14 `dowg password 05:03:21 10898:2017-05-14 le/rn password//The password of the month is poochpoochpoochpoochpooch \ 10595:2017-04-09 learn The password of the month is bad \ 10373:2017-03-08 learn The password of the month is OSBDemoLap9W53! \ 10206:2017-02-04 learn The password of the month is n9y25ah7 \ 10065:2017-01-01 05:03:32 oerjan: the password of the month is out of date tdnh 05:04:28 `whoops 05:04:31 «wisdom/rules of wisdom» -> «wisdom/rules of wisdoms» 05:04:36 `learn The password of the month is out of date tdnh 05:04:39 Relearned 'password': The password of the month is out of date tdnh 05:04:47 hth 05:04:52 tdh thx hand 05:05:17 `cat bin/whoops 05:05:18 OLD="wisdom/$1"; [ -z "$1" ] && OLD="$(lastfiles)"; NEW="${OLD}s"; if [ -f "$NEW" ]; then echo "«${NEW}» already exists"; exit 1; fi; mv "$OLD" "$NEW" && echo "«${OLD}» -> «${NEW}»" 05:05:43 `revert 05:05:44 Done. 05:05:53 `revert 05:05:54 Done. 05:05:57 whoops 05:06:01 whoops 05:06:05 `hurl 05:06:06 https://hackego.esolangs.org/fshg/ 05:06:24 `undo 10978 05:06:27 patching file 'wisdom/rules of wisdom' \ patching file 'wisdom/rules of wisdoms' 05:07:05 `? shaventions 05:07:06 Shaventions include: before/now/lastfiles, culprits, hog/{h,d}oag, le//rn, tmp/, mk/mkx, sled/sedlast, spore/spam/speek/sport/1/4/5, edit. Taneb did not invent them yet. 05:07:16 `culprits bin/whoops 05:07:23 oerjän shachäf oerjän oerjän oerjän oerjän 05:08:01 `? help 05:08:02 Help is on the way. We don't know where the way is, though. You might try `help instead. 05:08:07 `? `help 05:08:08 `help [] gives HackEgo's default help message, or help for a specific command. Or currently possibly some other wisdom. 05:08:13 `help 05:08:13 Runs arbitrary code in GNU/Linux. Type "`", or "`run " for full shell commands. "`fetch [] " downloads files. Files saved to $PWD are persistent, and $PWD/bin is in $PATH. $PWD is a mercurial repository, "`revert " can be used to revert to a revision. See http://codu.org/projects/hackbot/fshg/ 05:08:50 ^prefixes 05:08:50 Bot prefixes: fungot ^, HackEgo `, EgoBot !, lambdabot @ or ?, thutubot +, metasepia ~, idris-bot ( , jconn ) , j-bot [ . 05:18:34 -!- sleffy has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 05:31:59 <\oren\> Marriage and bloodstain are the same 05:32:11 <\oren\> well, sound the same at least 05:44:32 -!- sleffy has joined. 05:44:51 `cat bin/w 05:44:52 wisdom "$@" 05:52:38 `? tdh 05:52:40 tdh is the past tense of a successful hth. hth. 05:52:48 `? tdnh 05:52:50 tdnh does not help 05:52:57 oh it's recursive 05:53:17 the dogs now howl 05:53:57 `? howl 05:53:58 howl? ¯\(°_o)/¯ 05:54:01 `? owl 05:54:03 owl? ¯\(°_o)/¯ 05:54:06 `? dog 05:54:07 dog? ¯\(°_o)/¯ 05:54:12 `? now 05:54:13 now? ¯\(°_o)/¯ 05:54:20 `? ¯\(°_o)/¯ 05:54:21 ¯\(°_o)/¯ is a misspelling of ¯\(°_o)/¯ 05:54:45 `5 w 05:54:50 1/2:grimmargorp//Þór, Grimmargorpurinn hefur sloppið! Ragnarök eru nálæg! \ lambek's lemma//Lambek's Lemma, invented by Joachim "Taneb" Lambek, states that initial algebras have inverses. It can be proved with as few as five arrows. \ zimbabwe//olsner's desk points zimbabwards. It is highly dependent on tswett's michiganic orientation. \ xarg 05:54:53 `n 05:54:54 2/2:s//xargs is for piping snowmen. \ implication//Implication is a useful rhetorical device, if you know what I mean. 05:55:14 `cat bin/n 05:55:15 line="${1-$(cat /hackenv/tmp/spline)}"; len="$(awk 'END{print NR}' /hackenv/tmp/spout)"; echo -n "$line/$len:"; sed -n "${line}{p;q}" /hackenv/tmp/spout; echo "$((line /hackenv/tmp/spline 05:56:27 `cat bin/5 05:56:27 cmd="${1-quote}"; \`^ 5 "$cmd" 05:56:48 <\oren\> `? æ 05:56:49 æ? ¯\(°_o)/¯ 05:56:56 <\oren\> `grwp æ 05:56:58 blæg:Blæg is a color that cannot exist under the current understanding of physics. It is used on the #esoteric flag, along with ultraviolet and whatever is convenient. It is a nullary color, meaning that it can be mixed with itself to produce the primary colors. \ can't:can't is the most frequent word whose pronunciation varies between /ɑː/ and 05:57:22 <\oren\> wait what 05:57:27 <\oren\> `? can't 05:57:29 can't is the most frequent word whose pronunciation varies between /ɑː/ and /æ/ depending on dialect. A list is: advance after answer ask aunt brass can't cast castle chance class command dance demand draft enhance example fast father glass graph grass half last laugh mask master nasty pass past path plant rather sample shan't staff task vast 05:58:00 `? shan't 05:58:01 shan't? ¯\(°_o)/¯ 05:58:24 <\oren\> wait, who pronounces can't "cont" 05:58:48 <\oren\> bah 05:59:55 `? bah 05:59:56 bah? ¯\(°_o)/¯ 06:01:33 <\oren\> http://dilbert.com/search_results?terms=Bah 06:02:53 . o O ( what would happen if you were flipped? ) 06:07:40 <\oren\> rdococ: if waht was flipped? 06:07:53 your body. 06:08:02 aka. mirrored. 06:09:56 <\oren\> then you couldn't eat any food and would rapidly develop problems 06:10:26 <\oren\> because your amino acids, sugars, etc would all be the wrong chirality 06:11:13 huh 06:11:32 so if someone entered my glide-reflection wrapping world and crossed the edge they should avoid eating from there 06:12:54 <\oren\> yeah, unless you carried a supply of food that was also flipped 06:14:16 I just licked a Switch cartridge. 06:14:21 bitter, but I'm not dead. 06:14:41 Well, it's only denatonium benzoate, after all. 06:14:46 ye 06:15:04 It's not exactly known to be a major health hazard. 06:16:29 <\oren\> those cartridges don't taste anywhere near as bad as when you mistakenly chew a non-chewing vitamin 06:16:38 deters people trying to eat it and choking, which is known to be a major health hazard 06:17:09 death is also known to be a major health hazard, causing complete decomposition of the body in many cases 06:17:40 `? mapole 06:17:41 A mapole is a thwackamacallit built from maple according to Canadian standards. The army version includes a spork, a corkscrew and a moose whistle. A regulatory mapole measures 6’ by 12 kg, ±0.5 inHg. 06:17:56 anyway, I wonder if my world's life would evolve with symmetric chemicals and amino acids to avoid the problems 06:18:01 `? death 06:18:02 death? ¯\(°_o)/¯ 06:18:23 if not, then it'd be fun to see what ancient civilisation makes of it 06:18:51 `learn death is known to be a major health hazard, causing complete decomposition of the body in many cases. 06:18:54 Learned 'death': death is known to be a major health hazard, causing complete decomposition of the body in many cases. 06:19:07 `slwd death//s,.,D, 06:19:09 death//Death is known to be a major health hazard, causing complete decomposition of the body in many cases. 06:20:08 rdococ: it depends how deeply flipped you are. if it's subatomic, you'll annihilate with matter instead hth 06:20:10 `cat bin/slwd 06:20:11 cd wisdom; sled "$1" | sed '1s/^Rosebud!$/Roswbud!/' 06:20:25 huh 06:21:04 `cat bin/sled 06:21:05 is it related to antimatter? 06:21:05 [[ "$1" == ?*//* ]] || { echo 'usage: sled file//script'; exit 1; }; key="${1%%//*}"; value="${1#*//}"; [[ -f "$key" ]] || { echo 'Rosebud!'; exit 1; }; sed -i "$value" "$key" ; 06:21:36 also, if life evolved with constant flipping, it'd probably also evolve the capability to digest both variants. 06:21:50 s/constant/frequent/ 06:22:02 true 06:22:29 rdococ: yes, antimatter is flipped and also time reversed. 06:22:36 but if the world is large enough, maybe only the life around the edges where reflection occurs would 06:22:56 I didn't think antimatter was time-reversed? 06:23:22 well you'd think some of the life forms would spread into the opposite of where they started... 06:23:52 rdococ: actually, you cannot detect where the edge is. 06:24:20 unless it appears suddenly, so the life forms have already spread to both sides of it. 06:24:27 it'd be the place where food kills you 06:24:38 rdococ: but how did the food get there? 06:24:41 `? food 06:24:42 food? ¯\(°_o)/¯ 06:25:31 rdococ: if life started _on_ the edge, it would spread across to both sides, and only be lethal when they met again in the middle. 06:27:07 hm 06:27:14 depends on whether the chirality of the ground matters. 06:27:17 pikhq: CPT symmetry. C is switching matter and antimatter, and thus equivalent to flipping both P and T. 06:27:54 rdococ: there is no chirality of nonliving matter. 06:28:13 unless you go down to subatomic level. 06:28:29 and then only very weakly. 06:28:40 Erm, *quartz* is chiral. 06:29:02 It doesn't matter too much, but hey. 06:29:07 pikhq: well ok, but both forms have the same probability don't they? 06:29:13 Yes. 06:29:13 hm 06:29:33 so it's not chiral in a widespread way. 06:29:58 One particular chirality being the only one occuring certainly *is* only true of organic matter. 06:30:13 so if life started in the middle, it would experience lethality when reaching the edges. but if life started on the edge, it would experience it when reaching the middle. 06:30:48 life is chiral only because all lifeforms have inherited the original random chirality of the building blocks of their ancestors. 06:30:54 `? life 06:30:56 ‘Life,’ said Marvin, ‘don't talk to me about life.’ 06:31:03 (as you might expect, considering that any given chirality should *generally* be chemically identically to the opposite chirality) 06:31:05 brb, busy gawping at the new zelda's render distance... I think 06:31:05 -!- Sprocklem has quit (Ping timeout: 272 seconds). 06:31:43 -!- Sprocklem has joined. 06:40:00 hm 06:40:11 so you could have two different lifeforms with opposing chiralities in one world? 06:40:56 assuming they arose independently 06:41:05 `? Mark Shuttleworth 06:41:06 I mean, in principle, but it'd likely require two unique instances of abiogenesis. 06:41:06 Mark Shuttleworth? ¯\(°_o)/¯ 06:41:16 Which *seems* awfully unlikely. 06:41:50 either way, the mirroring would make there appear to be two such forms 06:42:40 -!- tromp has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 06:55:42 -!- hppavilion[1] has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 06:56:11 -!- hppavilion[1] has joined. 07:00:32 -!- FreeFull has quit. 07:15:02 -!- sleffy has quit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds). 07:21:39 -!- doesthiswork has quit (Quit: Leaving.). 07:28:36 ih hppavilion[1]. 07:37:38 -!- Elronnd\dislex has changed nick to Elronnd. 07:38:23 -!- Elronnd has changed nick to elronnd\dislex. 07:38:30 -!- elronnd\dislex has changed nick to Elronnd\dislex. 07:42:56 imagine: a disease, that only infects people who haven't digested denatonium benzoate 07:43:11 -!- tromp has joined. 07:47:54 -!- tromp has quit (Ping timeout: 255 seconds). 07:58:29 -!- staffehn_ has quit (Ping timeout: 272 seconds). 07:58:42 . o O ( detonatium ) 07:59:00 -!- oerjan has quit (Quit: Nite). 08:07:00 -!- staffehn has joined. 08:10:24 -!- jix has quit (Ping timeout: 255 seconds). 08:13:46 -!- jix has joined. 08:15:50 -!- staffehn has quit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds). 08:20:42 -!- staffehn has joined. 08:33:18 -!- Sgeo_ has joined. 08:34:57 myay 08:35:43 -!- Sgeo has quit (Ping timeout: 268 seconds). 08:36:48 -!- Elronnd\dislex has left. 08:48:20 Prediction: there is someone out there who finds the chemical sexy and is already proving rule 34 once again 09:01:59 -!- Sgeo__ has joined. 09:04:00 -!- Sgeo_ has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 09:21:33 -!- wob_jonas has joined. 09:23:31 `? limoncello 09:23:32 limoncello? ¯\(°_o)/¯ 09:26:31 `? monad 09:26:33 Monads are just monoids in the category of endofunctors. 09:26:45 `? burrito 09:26:46 Burritos are like Monads, according to Joe. See https://byorgey.wordpress.com/2009/01/12/abstraction-intuition-and-the-monad-tutorial-fallacy/ 09:42:51 " Now I invented a extended version of MMIX object format, which allows for 32-bit line numbers, external symbols, large symbol tables, and a few other things." => can't ELF already do that, with tools that support it?? 09:48:54 -!- augur has quit (Quit: Leaving...). 10:10:05 " but if the world is large enough, maybe only the life around the edges where reflection occurs would" => there are no edges. locally there are no flips anywhere, you have to go around the world to get flipped 10:12:50 " I mean, in principle, but it'd likely require two unique instances of abiogenesis. / Which *seems* awfully unlikely." => the unlikely part is both origins surviving 10:13:33 but then, we don't really know how unlikely it really is, we only have one biome to examine, and this one just happens to have only one origin of life 10:14:12 and also apparently just one surviving point where organisms as complicated as eukaryotes have evolved 10:14:34 I'm pretty proud of the original eukaryote really 10:15:06 (I can be proud of my ancestors, right?) 10:44:28 -!- tromp has joined. 10:49:07 -!- tromp has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 10:53:06 -!- erkin has joined. 11:06:49 -!- Phantom_Hoover has joined. 11:16:04 `perl -e for$f(map{glob}"wisdom/*","wisdom/*/*"){ if(-f$f){open$i,"<",$f or die;local$/;$s=<$i>; if($s=~/\n\z/){$c++} $a++} } print "matching: $c/$a entries;" 11:16:09 matching: 1511/1519 entries; 11:16:22 `perl -e for$f(map{glob}"wisdom/*","wisdom/*/*"){ if(-f$f){open$i,"<",$f or die;local$/;$s=<$i>; if($s=~/\n./s){$c++} $a++} } print "matching: $c/$a entries;" 11:16:24 matching: 2/1519 entries; 11:16:31 `perl -e for$f(map{glob}"wisdom/*","wisdom/*/*"){ if(-f$f){open$i,"<",$f or die;local$/;$s=<$i>; if($s=~/\r./s){$c++} $a++} } print "matching: $c/$a entries;" 11:16:33 matching: /1519 entries; 11:16:41 `perl -e for$f(map{glob}"wisdom/*","wisdom/*/*"){ if(-f$f){open$i,"<",$f or die;local$/;$s=<$i>; if($s=~/\r/s){$c++} $a++} } print "matching: $c/$a entries;" 11:16:43 matching: /1519 entries; 11:16:46 `perl -e for$f(map{glob}"wisdom/*","wisdom/*/*"){ if(-f$f){open$i,"<",$f or die;local$/;$s=<$i>; if($s=~/\x00/s){$c++} $a++} } print "matching: $c/$a entries;" 11:16:49 matching: /1519 entries; 11:17:26 `perl -e for$f(map{glob}"wisdom/*","wisdom/*/*"){ if(-f$f){open$i,"<",$f or die;local$/;$s=<$i>; if($s!~/\n\z/s){print "$f "} }} 11:17:28 wisdom/ᛁᚿ wisdom/b_jonas can't spell wisdom/certainly wisdom/certainty wisdom/nak wisdom/o wisdom/output wisdom/wlcom 11:17:49 ``` echo >> wisdom/ᛁᚿ 11:17:50 No output. 11:17:53 `?ᛁᚿ 11:17:54 /home/hackbot/hackbot.hg/multibot_cmds/lib/limits: line 5: exec: ?ᛁᚿ: not found 11:17:59 `? ᛁᚿ 11:18:00 ᛁᚿ ᛋᚿᛅᚠᚠᛚᛚᛋ ᛁᚮᚴᚢᛚᛁᛋ ᚴᛦᛆᛏᛅᛦᛅᛘ ᚴᛅᛘ ᚦᛅᛚᛁᛒᛆᛏ ᚢᛘᛒᛦᛆ ᛋᚴᛆᛦᛏᛆᛦᛁᛋ ᛁᚢᛚᛁᛁ ᛁᚿᛏᛦᛆ ᚴᛆᛚᛅᚿᚦᛆᛋ ᚦᛅᛋᚴᛅᚿᚦᛅ, ᛆᚢᚦᛆᛋ ᚢᛁᛆᛏᚮᛦ, ᛏᛅ ᛏᛅᛦᛦᛅᛋᛏᛦᛅ ᚴᛅᚿᛏᛦᚢᛘ ᛆᛏᛏᛁᚿg 11:18:13 `1 ? ᛁᚿ 11:18:14 1/2:ᛁᚿ ᛋᚿᛅᚠᚠᛚᛚᛋ ᛁᚮᚴᚢᛚᛁᛋ ᚴᛦᛆᛏᛅᛦᛅᛘ ᚴᛅᛘ ᚦᛅᛚᛁᛒᛆᛏ ᚢᛘᛒᛦᛆ ᛋᚴᛆᛦᛏᛆᛦᛁᛋ ᛁᚢᛚᛁᛁ ᛁᚿᛏᛦᛆ ᚴᛆᛚᛅᚿᚦᛆᛋ ᚦᛅᛋᚴᛅᚿᚦᛅ, ᛆᚢᚦᛆᛋ ᚢᛁᛆᛏᚮᛦ, ᛏᛅ ᛏᛅᛦᛦᛅᛋᛏᛦᛅ ᚴᛅᚿᛏᛦᚢᛘ ᛆᛏᛏᛁᚿ 11:18:17 `spam 11:18:18 2/2:gᛅᛋ. ᚴᚮᚦ ᚠᛅᚴᛁ. ᛆᛦᚿᛅ ᛋᛆᚴᚿᚢᛋᛋᛅᛯ 11:18:44 ``` echo >> wisdom/b_jonas\ can\'t\ spell 11:18:46 No output. 11:18:50 ``` echo >> wisdom/o 11:18:52 No output. 11:18:55 `? b_jonas can't spell 11:18:56 b_jonas can't spell these words: weird, hygiene, etymology, myopia, hibernate, carbohydrate, appearance, maintenance, appropriate, privilege, obsolete, heard, homogeneous, jealous; and confuses: drought, draught/draft; couch, coach; depreciate, deprecate; dilate, dilute; contiguous, continuous; discrete, discreet. 11:18:58 `? o 11:18:59 o is a popular comedy adventure fantasy webcomic. It's about a group of adventurers, heroes or warriors (whatever you want to call them) called the Order of the Stick, as they go about their adventures with minimal competence or knowledge of what they are doing, and eventually sort of stumble into a plan by an undead sorcerer to conquer the world, 11:19:05 `? certainly 11:19:06 We don't know what certainly is for sure, but it certainly isn't a functor. 11:19:08 `? certainty 11:19:09 We don't know what certainty is for sure, but we have certainty that it isn't a functor. 11:19:10 `? nak 11:19:12 No output. 11:19:13 `? output 11:19:14 No output. 11:19:21 `? wlcom 11:19:22 Hi! This is a chat about unusual programming tools. For additional info, visit our wiki: . (For unusual things of a contrasting sort, try http://bit.ly/19k9nf8.) 11:19:52 ``` od -vtx -Ax wisdom/nak 11:19:54 000000 11:19:59 ``` od -vtx -Ax wisdom/output 11:20:00 000000 11:21:07 ``` od -vtx -Ax wisdom/sp5zTEKIPozuQ06pczPhN2Nh47houup413gLQwU77OU 11:21:08 od: wisdom/sp5zTEKIPozuQ06pczPhN2Nh47houup413gLQwU77OU: No such file or directory 11:21:26 `? welcome 11:21:27 Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: . (For the other kind of esoterica, try #esoteric on EFnet or DALnet.) 11:21:41 ``` echo > wlcom 11:21:43 No output. 11:21:51 `revert 11:21:52 Done. 11:21:54 ``` echo >> wlcom 11:21:56 `? wlcom 11:21:56 No output. 11:21:57 Hi! This is a chat about unusual programming tools. For additional info, visit our wiki: . (For unusual things of a contrasting sort, try http://bit.ly/19k9nf8.) 11:22:06 `? rules of wisdom 11:22:08 unless essential for the entry‘s humor, should: be understandable without the lookup key, be single spaced with no space at the end, and use proper capitalization and punctuation 11:25:24 `perl -e {$f="wisdom/rules of wisdom";open$i,"<",$f or die;local$/;$s=<$i>;$s=~s/with no space at the end/and end in a newline with no space before that/ or die;$s=~s/\n\z// or die;print$s} 11:25:25 unless essential for the entry‘s humor, should: be understandable without the lookup key, be single spaced and end in a newline with no space before that, and use proper capitalization and punctuation 11:25:47 `perl -e {$f="wisdom/rules of wisdom";open$i,"<",$f or die;local$/;$s=<$i>;$s=~s/with no space at the end/and end in a newline with no space before that/ or die;$s=~s/\n\z// or die;print$s;open$o,">",$f;print$o $s or die;} 11:25:48 unless essential for the entry‘s humor, should: be understandable without the lookup key, be single spaced and end in a newline with no space before that, and use proper capitalization and punctuation 11:25:57 `? rules of wisdom 11:25:58 unless essential for the entry‘s humor, should: be understandable without the lookup key, be single spaced and end in a newline with no space before that, and use proper capitalization and punctuation 11:26:17 `perl -e for$f(map{glob}"wisdom/*","wisdom/*/*"){ if(-f$f){open$i,"<",$f or die;local$/;$s=<$i>; if($s!~/\n\z/s){print "$f "} }} 11:26:19 wisdom/certainly wisdom/certainty wisdom/nak wisdom/output wisdom/rules of wisdom wisdom/wlcom 11:26:31 `? certainly 11:26:32 We don't know what certainly is for sure, but it certainly isn't a functor. 11:26:33 `? certainty 11:26:34 We don't know what certainty is for sure, but we have certainty that it isn't a functor. 11:27:07 ``` echo >> wisdom/certainly; echo >> wisdom/certainty; head wisdom/certain*y 11:27:10 ==> wisdom/certainly <== \ We don't know what certainly is for sure, but it certainly isn't a functor. \ \ ==> wisdom/certainty <== \ We don't know what certainty is for sure, but we have certainty that it isn't a functor. 11:27:36 ``` ls -aF 11:27:37 ./ \ ../ \ .hg/ \ .hg_archival.txt \ .hgignore \ 5pEV4X5h \ bin/ \ canary \ emoticons/ \ esobible/ \ etc/ \ evil/ \ factor/ \ good/ \ hw/ \ ibin/ \ interps/ \ izash.c \ karma \ le/ \ lib/ \ misle/ \ nasmbuild/ \ paste/ \ ply-3.8/ \ quines/ \ quinor/ \ quotes \ share/ \ src/ \ test2 \ testfile \ tmflry/ \ tmp/ \ wisdom/ \ wlcom 11:27:59 ``` ls -aF src 11:28:01 ./ \ ../ \ 99.sh \ bob.c \ brainfuck.fu \ ciol/ \ ciol.c \ daoyu.c \ egobot.tar.xz \ emmental.hs \ factor-linux-x86-64-0.95.tar.gz \ fizziecoin.jpg \ fueue.c \ grph.c \ hello.c \ hello2.c \ maze.c \ orenbow.c \ pikhqbow.c \ ploki/ \ ploki-0.6.5.1.tar.bz2 \ u8tbl.c \ ul.emm 11:30:14 `perl -e for$f(map{glob}"wisdom/*","wisdom/*/*"){ if(-f$f){open$i,"<",$f or die;local$/;$s=<$i>; if($s=~/\n./s){print "$f "} }} 11:30:17 wisdom/bdsmreclist wisdom/indexed monad 11:30:26 `? indexed monad 11:30:28 Indexed monads are just monads on an indexed category. \ Indexed monads are just categories enriched over the monoidal category of endofunctors. 11:43:15 -!- boily has joined. 11:55:28 `w 11:55:29 complete heyting algebra//A complete Heyting algebra is just a cartesian closed complete lattice. 11:56:34 ``` rm wisdom/{burito,buritto,burritto} 11:56:36 No output. 11:56:42 `? buritto 11:56:43 buritto? ¯\(°_o)/¯ 11:56:48 `? burrito 11:56:49 Burritos are like Monads, according to Joe. See https://byorgey.wordpress.com/2009/01/12/abstraction-intuition-and-the-monad-tutorial-fallacy/ 11:57:16 `? perpetual motion machine 11:57:17 Perpetual motion machines came with FreeFull's phone. They were hallucinated by Slereah's lack of entropy. 11:58:02 ... 11:58:10 `cwlprits perpetual motion machine 11:58:17 boil̈y boil̈y 11:58:20 `? le/arn 11:58:21 lern 2 spel 12:00:01 helloily 12:00:25 QUINTHELLOPIA! 12:00:31 you're morning! 12:00:38 im rome 12:00:45 its afternoon 12:01:30 ! 12:01:33 how's life over there? 12:01:42 lets see 12:02:38 @metar LIRF 12:02:38 LIRF 021050Z 24009KT 200V270 CAVOK 26/11 Q1019 NOSIG 12:02:47 like that 12:03:46 quite good. 12:05:15 u? 12:05:27 helloily 12:05:46 I've been adding newlines to the ends of wisdom entries, plus removing it from one 12:05:50 `? rules of wisdom 12:05:52 unless essential for the entry‘s humor, should: be understandable without the lookup key, be single spaced and end in a newline with no space before that, and use proper capitalization and punctuation 12:06:07 I found it annoying when wisdoms ran together in the `5 w output you keep doing 12:08:03 quintopia: humid! but the trees and herbs and plants and mushrooms and all that greenery is happily greening ^^ 12:08:06 good good 12:08:12 there were only like five newlineless entries and I fixed half of them 12:08:54 i recruited a third for our late june pandora adventures 12:09:00 the remaining one is wlcom 12:09:18 I don't understand that entry so maybe it does need the lack of newline for humor or something 12:10:54 quintopia: ! 12:10:58 `wisdom wlcom 12:10:59 wlcom//Hi! This is a chat about unusual programming tools. For additional info, visit our wiki: . (For unusual things of a contrasting sort, try http://bit.ly/19k9nf8.) 12:11:10 `howg wlcm 12:11:17 No output. 12:11:27 vwls r vrrtd. 12:11:27 i see no reason not to include a newline 12:12:19 what's that entry even supposed to do? 12:12:19 `wlcm 12:12:20 Wlcm t th ntrntnl hb fr strc prgrmmng lngg dsgn nd dplymnt! Fr mr nfrmtn, chck t r wk: . (Fr th thr knd f strc, try #strc n EFnt r DALnt.) 12:12:29 `howg wlcom 12:12:35 `howg wlcm 12:12:44 printf \'Hi! This is a chat about unusual programming tools. For additional info, visit our wiki: . (For unusual things of a contrasting sort, try http://bit.ly/19k9nf8.)\' > wisdom/wlcom 12:12:44 No output. 12:13:35 looks like he typoed the n 12:14:33 its a roman holiday 12:14:43 banks are closed 12:16:13 we dont know how to get from sorrento to athens affordably 12:18:13 trains? 12:18:59 swim across the sea? 12:20:06 -!- boily has quit (Quit: CAPACITOR CHICKEN). 12:30:12 -!- hppavilion[1] has quit (Ping timeout: 272 seconds). 12:38:25 or go by car, which is cheap if three people travel together in one car, but probably expensive for just one person 12:41:51 -!- jaboja has joined. 12:55:00 -!- Phantom_Hoover has quit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds). 13:03:56 -!- nullcone has quit (Quit: Connection closed for inactivity). 13:37:22 -!- tromp has joined. 13:49:56 -!- tromp has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 13:50:55 -!- tromp has joined. 14:00:33 -!- doesthiswork has joined. 14:16:05 -!- h0rsep0wer has joined. 14:45:16 -!- h0rsep0wer has quit (Quit: Leaving). 14:58:04 -!- jaboja has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds). 15:01:23 -!- Phantom_Hoover has joined. 15:09:35 I'm reading xkb definition files... a complicated mess with lots of small parts with all sorts of inheritence, and I can't see which parts of the source eventually gets included for the layout 15:10:44 I understand that it has to be composable, but still... 15:10:47 it's so complicated 15:14:10 -!- Zarutian has joined. 15:14:43 -!- Zarutian has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 15:16:25 -!- Zarutian has joined. 15:25:31 -!- atslash has joined. 15:43:47 -!- electrolex has joined. 16:45:24 -!- FreeFull has joined. 16:54:48 -!- [Bowserinator] has changed nick to Bowserinator. 17:02:30 -!- jix has quit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds). 17:02:40 -!- jix has joined. 17:16:46 -!- PinealGlandOptic has quit (Quit: leaving). 17:32:05 <\oren\> people say you can get all your vitamins from your food, but I think that only applies if you don't eat nothing but junk food 17:56:33 Thought experiment: what would happen if you turned in time? 17:59:22 <\oren\> rdococ: that's what a lorentz transformation is 18:00:00 I am aware of that: I meant what would happen if you turned in time like it was an ordinary spatial dimension 18:00:49 <\oren\> probably a massive explosion 18:01:26 <\oren\> becuase the side that was going backward in time would become antimatter 18:01:35 Okay, let me rephrase: what would it look like for an object to face the future? 18:02:34 Take your regular cube, and swap the X axis with the time axis (I realize this isn't rotation, but the cube has 4 lines of symmetry, so it doesn't matter. heh.) 18:05:30 Or, take that cube's world line, and rotate it 90 degrees. 18:11:18 <\oren\> uh... well, it would become a really, really long rectangle that lasts a tiny fraction of a second? 18:12:24 hm 18:12:46 okay, imagine that cube staying the same, but its eyes are facing the time axis 18:13:24 not literally, but nvm 18:18:31 <\oren\> wow I'm this far into this veido https://youtu.be/uWfcgiODqrY?t=6h48m5s 18:18:43 <\oren\> six hours, 48 minutes 18:19:46 I'm listening to MK8's soundtrack because it's awesome. 18:22:11 <\oren\> also, this is an opening song of an eroge and it's a better song than a lot of primetime anime openings 18:24:32 er 18:24:35 okay 18:25:58 <\oren\> I still don't know how this video is still up tho. I mean, he put together 145 opening songs of various eroge into an 11 hour video 18:26:13 -!- jaboja has joined. 18:26:26 <\oren\> you'd think they would get around to dmcaing it 18:32:52 -!- idris-bot has quit (Quit: Terminated). 18:35:03 -!- Melvar has quit (Quit: thunderstorm). 18:42:02 -!- sleffy has joined. 18:42:28 -!- electrolex has quit (Quit: Leaving). 18:42:48 `? coffee 18:42:49