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00:09:18 <boily> bonsœirjan!
00:09:35 <boily> zzo38: I... think so? but I don't know.
00:15:44 <oerjan> bood evenily!
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00:25:44 <oerjan> . o O ( the chickens are restless )
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00:41:47 <int-e> Ah, there goes the predictable VM reboot.
01:02:49 <oerjan> where did it go?
01:03:27 <oerjan> so, i assume today's xkcd is pretty much right that we're doomed.
01:05:24 <zzo38> That is the problem with these design they design the computer too much complicated
01:06:21 <ais523> that analogy isn't quite right, but it's a good one
01:06:50 <ais523> it's more like the phantom trolley only goes one way, but you can direct where it goes by flapping butterflies at it
01:09:17 <zzo38> Can't you make simpler computer designs that do not have these problems?
01:10:35 <ais523> zzo38: yes but they don't run very fast
01:10:51 <ais523> although rowhammer is not really a problem of simplicity but size
01:11:09 <ais523> in fact it's normally fixed by making the memory more complex, to detect rowhammered bits and put them back to normal
01:12:16 <zzo38> Does SRAM have that problem too?
01:13:12 <ais523> I think so, it might be more resistant to it though because the voltage levels for the bits are further apart
01:13:21 <APic> yay
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01:14:01 <zzo38> O, OK
01:14:15 <APic> Yo.
01:14:51 <wob_jonas> zzo38: I dunno, but I think the problem with SRAM is that if you want a lot of it (like for gigabyte sized main rams) then it needs a ten times bigger chip than DRAM. so SRAM is used only for smaller pieces of memory.
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01:16:50 <zzo38> Well, I still think it is going to be simpler than DRAM, it look like, to me.
01:17:10 <zzo38> (Since DRAM require refresh timings and so on, and if it is not the same as the instruction timing then it won't work.)
01:17:11 <wob_jonas> zzo38: simpler, yes. but bigger.
01:18:46 <wob_jonas> Just imagine needing a ten times bigger RAM card than your PC has now.
01:19:09 <APic> Yo.
01:19:26 <int-e> great, lb is coming back
01:19:56 <APic> Who?
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01:20:07 <int-e> lambdabot
01:20:14 <int-e> oh there it is
01:20:16 <int-e> @bot
01:20:24 <lambdabot> :)
01:20:30 <APic> lol
01:22:50 <wob_jonas> ais523: I have to admit, tom7's word problem question turns out to be more complicated than I thought. I tried to think about it, and I couldn't really figure out a simple solution yet.
01:23:02 <wob_jonas> I still think he's using too big a gun, but still
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02:05:41 <oerjan> wboily
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02:11:18 <boily> de retoeurjan.
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02:37:51 <quintopia> that looks like a boily
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02:52:31 <boily> QUINTHELLOPIA!
02:52:40 <boily> I am like myself.
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05:14:36 <esowiki> [[Neg]] N https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?oldid=53752 * HereToAnnoy * (+5846) Created page "Neg" about a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad language. Ooooh, just like all my other languages!
05:15:58 <esowiki> [[User:HereToAnnoy]] M https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=53753&oldid=53223 * HereToAnnoy * (+145) Added link to Neg
05:22:08 <esowiki> [[WCDA]] M https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=53754&oldid=53090 * HereToAnnoy * (-112) soon? probably not soon... + "professionalism"
06:00:31 <esowiki> [[Neg]] M https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=53755&oldid=53752 * HereToAnnoy * (+36) Derp - entered wrong functions by mistake
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06:06:02 <Roger9> variable := "hello!"
06:07:51 <variable> Roger9: hai
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11:43:14 <boily> `5 w
11:43:33 <HackEgo> 1/1:metaturing//This wisdom entry was crushed by a falling anvil. \ precious//precious? That doesn't ring a bell. ¯\(°​_o)/¯ \ hexham//Hexham es la ciudad mas importante de programación esotérico. \ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯//¯\_(ツ)_/¯ is the ¯\(°​_o)/¯ of urbandictionary \ zzo38mtg.php//http://zzo38computer.org/mtg/cardfile.php
11:43:34 <boily> `n
11:43:35 <HackEgo> 1/1:metaturing//This wisdom entry was crushed by a falling anvil. \ precious//precious? That doesn't ring a bell. ¯\(°​_o)/¯ \ hexham//Hexham es la ciudad mas importante de programación esotérico. \ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯//¯\_(ツ)_/¯ is the ¯\(°​_o)/¯ of urbandictionary \ zzo38mtg.php//http://zzo38computer.org/mtg/cardfile.php
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14:42:48 <boily> @metar CYUL
14:42:48 <lambdabot> CYUL 061437Z 25020G29KT 1 1/2SM R24L/5500VP6000FT/N -SN BLSN OVC035 M23/M28 A3003 RMK SC8 SLP176
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14:46:13 <quintopia> helloily
14:46:19 <quintopia> happy saturday
14:47:18 <quintopia> also urbandictionary is misspelled in that shruggie entry
14:47:41 <boily> QUINTHELLOPIA!
14:47:49 <boily> bon matin!
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14:54:15 <quintopia> what do today
15:01:52 <boily> cooking cookies, then off to girlfriend!
15:01:59 <boily> do you today?
15:14:41 <zseri> hi
15:15:21 <boily> zsellori!
15:26:44 <quintopia> i'm working
15:26:48 <quintopia> should be leaving already
15:27:15 <quintopia> but i already made some pastry pie crust this morning
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15:52:14 <danil> hello
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16:12:46 <boily> quintopia: nice!
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16:43:50 <Guest32414> hi
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16:52:16 <boily> hello hello hello ♪
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16:59:44 <variable> I don't think people liked boily's musci
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17:14:31 <wob_jonas> Wait wait wait. This one is actually important.
17:14:44 <wob_jonas> http://www.ioccc.org/index.html "The 25th IOCCC will be open from 2017-Dec-29 05:38:51 UTC to 2018-Feb-28 05:29:15 UTC."
17:14:50 <wob_jonas> Has this been `ioccclisted yet?
17:21:00 <wob_jonas> It seems like it hasn't been ioccclisted yet.
17:21:07 <wob_jonas> `ioccclist http://www.ioccc.org/index.html "The 25th IOCCC will be open from 2017-Dec-29 05:38:51 UTC to 2018-Feb-28 05:29:15 UTC."
17:21:09 <HackEgo> ioccclist http://www.ioccc.org/index.html "The 25th IOCCC will be open from 2017-Dec-29 05:38:51 UTC to 2018-Feb-28 05:29:15 UTC.": b_jonas
17:21:48 <int-e> https://www.epicgames.com/fortnite/forums/news/announcements/132642-epic-services-stability-update <-- I guess game servers are a workload with lots of system call *and* significant memory use.
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19:51:40 <constructor> oh my god
19:51:43 <constructor> SyntaxError: Unexpected identifier
19:51:47 <constructor> is a quine in javascript
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19:52:05 <constructor> _eval SyntaxError: Unexpected identifier
19:52:05 <asdfbot> SyntaxError: Unexpected identifier
19:52:11 <constructor> _eval 1+2
19:52:11 <asdfbot> 3
19:52:23 <constructor> i'm going to go cry now
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20:23:28 <esowiki> [[Numberwang/Implementations]] https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=53756&oldid=53751 * Unt * (+644) Rewritten with no floating-point arithmetic. All numbers are expressed as s*10**e, and operations are arranged so that they always give integer results.
20:28:03 <esowiki> [[Numberwang/Implementations]] M https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=53757&oldid=53756 * Unt * (+5) Grammar
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20:56:57 <esowiki> [[Obfuscated Tiny C]] https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=53758&oldid=46966 * B jonas * (+90)
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21:01:20 <esowiki> [[Brainfuck algorithms]] https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=53759&oldid=53738 * YuvalM * (+558) Added another algorithm, z =MUX(a, x, y)
21:01:50 <esowiki> [[Brainfuck algorithms]] https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=53760&oldid=53759 * YuvalM * (-10) /* z = MUX(a, x, y) (boolean, logical) */
21:03:57 <esowiki> [[Brainfuck algorithms]] M https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=53761&oldid=53760 * YuvalM * (+0) /* z = MUX(a, x, y) (boolean, logical) */ trying to find the correct colspan, urgh
21:09:06 <esowiki> [[Brainfuck algorithms]] M https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=53762&oldid=53761 * YuvalM * (+136) /* z = MUX(a, x, y) (boolean, logical) */ elaborted a bit, added an example.
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22:25:40 <fizzie> Aw. They added nftables 0.8 as a backport for Debian stretch, but even though the nftables docs hyped the "you only have to update the userspace tools to enjoy new features" properties, it definitely looks like the thing I'm trying to do doesn't work on stretch.
22:31:24 <moony> i wonder
22:31:39 <moony> does HackEgo have a Intel CPU on the server?
22:31:44 <moony> :D
22:31:55 <moony> `cat /proc/sysinfo
22:31:56 <HackEgo> cat: /proc/sysinfo: No such file or directory
22:31:58 <moony> aww
22:32:03 <moony> `ls /proc
22:32:04 <HackEgo> 1 \ 10 \ 2 \ 281 \ 285 \ 286 \ 287 \ 288 \ 289 \ 290 \ 291 \ 292 \ 3 \ 4 \ 47 \ 49 \ 5 \ 51 \ 6 \ 68 \ 7 \ 76 \ 77 \ 8 \ 9 \ buddyinfo \ bus \ cgroups \ cmdline \ config.gz \ consoles \ cpuinfo \ crypto \ devices \ diskstats \ driver \ execdomains \ exitcode \ filesystems \ fs \ interrupts \ iomem \ ioports \ irq \ kallsyms \ kcore \ kmsg \ kpageco
22:32:08 <fizzie> You mean "cpuinfo".
22:32:11 <moony> oh
22:32:12 <moony> lol
22:32:14 <int-e> `` lscpu
22:32:16 <HackEgo> Architecture: x86_64 \ CPU op-mode(s): 32-bit \ Byte Order: Little Endian \ CPU(s): 1 \ On-line CPU(s) list: 0 \ Thread(s) per core: 1 \ Core(s) per socket: 1 \ Socket(s): 1 \ Vendor ID: User Mode Linux \ Model name: UML \ BogoMIPS: 1895.62 \ Hyperviso
22:32:38 <moony> hypervisor. Has HackEgo been updated to patch Meltdown yet? :P
22:32:57 <fizzie> int-e: WDYT, are CloudAtSevereCost going to be real active in getting their infrastructure patched?
22:33:06 <int-e> `` lscpu | sed 's= *= '
22:33:08 <HackEgo> ​/bin/sed: -e expression #1, char 7: unterminated `s' command
22:33:17 <int-e> `` lscpu | sed 's= *= ='
22:33:18 <HackEgo> Architecture: x86_64 \ CPU op-mode(s): 32-bit \ Byte Order: Little Endian \ CPU(s): 1 \ On-line CPU(s) list: 0 \ Thread(s) per core: 1 \ Core(s) per socket: 1 \ Socket(s): 1 \ Vendor ID: User Mode Linux \ Model name: UML \ BogoMIPS: 1875.96 \ Hypervisor vendor: VMware \ Virtualization type: ful
22:33:29 <int-e> oh.
22:33:31 <int-e> `` lscpu | sed 's= *= =g'
22:33:32 <HackEgo> Architecture: x86_64 \ CPU op-mode(s): 32-bit \ Byte Order: Little Endian \ CPU(s): 1 \ On-line CPU(s) list: 0 \ Thread(s) per core: 1 \ Core(s) per socket: 1 \ Socket(s): 1 \ Vendor ID: User Mode Linux \ Model name: UML \ BogoMIPS: 1895.62 \ Hypervisor vendor: VMware \ Virtualization type: full
22:34:04 <int-e> fizzie: I don't know, there's a chance that they'll be amazing and get around to it some time this year?
22:34:59 * int-e is assembling Minsky machines in Isabelle, fun.
22:35:10 <int-e> Completely free of side channels.
22:35:55 <fizzie> I should probably reboot the wiki host, actually, since the Debian KPTI patch is out.
22:36:38 <moony> Probably should :P
22:36:42 <fizzie> Will be interesting to see if the wiki-to-IRC gateway comes back up right.
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22:39:07 <fizzie> Well, what do you know, I didn't even have to do anything.
22:39:21 <moony> lol
22:39:30 <fizzie> Missed three lines from the logs though. :/
22:39:45 <fizzie> (Four if you count the quit.)
22:39:53 <int-e> fizzie: hmm, so 4.9.0-5 would contain the mitigation?
22:40:25 <fizzie> int-e: That's what the changelog sounded like.
22:40:27 <moony> i wonder, is the patch backported far enough to fix hackego, or you want to try getting 4.14 to work? (I got 4.12 to work a while ago under UMLBox)
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22:41:38 <moony> or do you want to let us ruin HackEgo from inside out using Meltdown and Spectre? :P
22:42:46 <int-e> Does the uml even contain any worthwhile secrets?
22:44:16 <fizzie> No, but I wouldn't be surprised if (a) the KPTI mitigation wouldn't really apply to UML, and (b) you could read the real kernel memory.
22:45:31 <int-e> I mean all that leaking information isn't going to escalate your privileges. You should be able, in principle, to dump the kernel and find something to exploit to get the rights of the running user...
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22:46:01 <int-e> ...which I'd hope is another sandbox (at least a chroot).
22:46:38 <int-e> @botsnack
22:46:46 <lambdabot> :)
22:48:28 <fizzie> I assume you could discover email addresses and hashed passwords of wiki users. I should probably look into cleaning up anything sensitive from there.
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