00:03:36 wait zzo38 we misparsed your message 00:03:44 yea there wont be any collectibles we dont think 00:08:51 -!- Lord_of_Life_ has joined. 00:09:10 -!- Lord_of_Life has quit (Ping timeout: 255 seconds). 00:12:55 -!- Lord_of_Life_ has changed nick to Lord_of_Life. 00:15:29 -!- Sgeo has joined. 00:19:26 zzo38: have I recommended the puzzle game Artisans of Glimmith yet? I think it's very well designed, makes its rules clear, and the puzzles are quite elegant, and the user interface is excellent. The solutions are verified independently (but of course some easier puzzles can teach you something that's useful for harder puzzles; and some puzzles open up only after you solve earlier puzzles; and there's 00:19:32 at least one pair of puzzles that are particularly elegant because their puzzle specs differ in only one detail but the solution is entirely different). 00:20:34 It's the kind of game that #esolangs might like, and you in particular. 00:20:51 There are also some third-party puzzles made for it. 00:21:18 I have not seen it, but I might see. 00:24:14 It's also long, but I think it doesn't overstay its welcome, the puzzles remain interesting and fresh all throughout. 00:25:06 I am unlikely to play it on my computer unless I can reimplement it, but the game might be interesting 00:25:23 -!- msv has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 00:25:28 -!- svm has joined. 00:27:03 zzo38: the rules for each puzzle are revealed at the start of the puzzle, so you can watch a video of it and pause at the start of each puzzle and solve and verify the solution yourself 00:27:24 the rules are simple enough for that 00:27:42 If I find a video that has the puzzles, then I suppose so. 00:32:07 (The rules for Hero Hearts is much more complicated, but I have managed to figure it out enough to reimplement it, including several details of the engine that they didn't use, therefore making source code available that you can figure out the rules from.) 00:36:21 also some of the puzzles made me think that if you tried to explain that puzzle to a SAT solver, the boolean formula would get absurdly long, like the designer managed to figure out how to make puzzles that are simple to describe but not ameneble to a SAT-solver 00:36:38 not all puzzles of course 00:37:55 -!- AnalysisOfVarian has quit (Remote host closed the connection). 00:38:43 I might look later for the videos if I can find some that will play on my computer (I have H.264 but not H.265, but sometimes it is not available directly) 00:39:39 they're still all in NP (as much as this makes sense for finite sized puzzles), the circuit description just blows up in an ugly way 01:07:05 -!- AnalysisOfVarian has joined. 01:24:21 -!- zzo38 has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 01:33:04 [[XKCD Random Number]] M https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=195777&oldid=195757 * Miui * (+56) /* pgmpiet */ switch to P2, is a little more universal 01:40:12 07:17:14:47:10:47 ()! 01:40:12 AnalysisOfVarian: am i that much bad. take up, boy; open't. so, now go with, do miscarrie, thou had'st bin resolute pompey clay-slate projected, retaining its usual for blue bloods consider pretty original i think 01:40:26 Insane timestamp even has around attosecond precision 01:45:48 10:48:32://esolangs> oh, but haven't changed hostmask to put to be used on a "you please try again chapter ix]]"/* examples */ wrong link 01:46:02 hah got a long timestamp as well 01:46:02 06:50:20:07:36:38://esolangs. 01:47:31 "05:12 Them_ have and give an esolanguage withmics) addit" [spaces added to avoid pinging] 01:48:06 what the hell is happening 01:48:12 Hello MarkFan8901 01:48:16 HeIIo 01:48:26 Helium dioxide? 01:48:27 ^ those are capital i's not L's 01:48:33 00:47:50 oh 01:51:23 These timestamps just keep getting crazier 01:51:37 06:19:19:58:57:35:32:34:13 so thing would program 01:51:37 12:20:31:23:13:54 esolating two must noo loopscotch]] https://esolangs: cremoversat (Quit: 250 charation l>9 and liments chunknow, sumere's program 1== 1. 01:51:37 06:11 it all langs.org/w/index.php?diff=195601 What are these timestamps coming from 01:52:03 99 bottles of beer 01:52:19 did you guys all spontaneously turn into fungot 01:52:19 MarkFan8901: i just wrote :p ( what was i thinking of something. at the moment. wheee, shiny.'). the solution is to produce the bonds i.e fnord between the karma and our fnord causeway. the scene uses hare coursing as a metaphor and may be fnord to other military genius, indeed, from country, have the fnord so fnord a series of really coy riddles about it and stop the eval loop, stable or otherwise fail ( just annotate the past 01:52:32 MarkFan8901: Nah fungot could never 01:52:32 AnalysisOfVarian: if that is not used commonly and carries with it an array subscript 01:52:33 no that thing makes more sense than yall 01:52:35 We mog fungot 01:52:35 AnalysisOfVarian:. i'm so kind, even to assholes! anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov anmaster no not markov 01:52:47 fungot . i'm so 01:52:47 MarkFan8901: to, uhhh.... _" is 0 01:52:54 fungot: anmaster 01:52:54 MarkFan8901: that is just a value of type " airbus is a big fan of avril....but this song " there 01:53:11 06:46:11:49:15 simulathink 01:54:12 17:19:18:56:51:18:10:03:54:51 -!- See c64 ct \ bar text \ Chuck you're you about that's the joine me you'll https://eso the isn't kings.org/w/inder account to mindex.php?diff=19234536&oldid=193802 wher. There res (like the code lot 01:54:26 What time even is that lmao 01:54:46 esomark says oh no 01:55:56 fungot did you say this: "13:52:33:53:11:07:17:12:05:33:36 Yournal evelong bethin that number Error something two or MEPs wherefere stuff a simultiplemment addit dont of quit: but that delimit antz sms sects (misc fix displace yourser:Miui]] M https://esolangs> [[User:N; ^style make againwave accour peechese programs" 01:55:56 AnalysisOfVarian: it's just so stupid that ' stty erase h' has to be all " pow!" and he was suddenly i rose, put up her mouth, pulled down by the gold saucer... think his name was close ever to take it quite the reverse, it is the fnord capital, you know!!... smell of all the human race is doomed! mwa, ha! say, do you mind if 02:04:07 -!- fantasyguy has quit (Quit: Client closed). 02:04:13 are you sure those are timestamps and not IPv6 addresses? 02:05:32 If we had hexadecimal time, then I think it could actually generate IPv6 addresses 02:06:16 well, two decimal digits is still a valid hexadecimal number 02:06:41 I used to have a clock on a previous computer that specified the current time in millidays 02:06:57 but that was decimal time, not hexadecimal 02:07:53 Good point, I guess if someone repeatedly spammed numbers and letters with colons in the logs (like 8u9:1025ac:3faf::31ykt1;:8y:f3b8:f93850:110:124) then maybe it could generate full IPv6 addresses 02:08:32 fungot are you Finnish 02:08:33 AnalysisOfVarian: is. absorb it on my door, which was just perceptibly fnord and this yields nothing itself; it keeps being removed, the queen. i see no sense ( a script on 02:08:37 Ok I guess you are 02:14:35 and HackEgo is a New Zealander 02:16:10 Wait I remember you said fungot is a member of the British parliament, right? 02:16:10 AnalysisOfVarian: uninterned symbols, pairs, procedures, and so am i just being anal here or am i misunderstanding how these were the people skills of a plane 02:16:15 AnalysisOfVarian: yes 02:16:21 and also the EU parliament 02:16:51 fungot are you from Antarctica 02:16:51 AnalysisOfVarian: i know i didn't know that you've already asked, but then i need to enter " qemu" to edit is the ordinary ( for call/ cc))) hangs 02:17:02 it was worth a shot 02:19:56 So fungot is a member of the British and EU parliaments and is (possibly) Finnish 02:22:29 MarkFan8901: "did you guys all spontaneously turn into fungot" the same thing i need to a car before with modifications, and it on my art instead of my fnord fnord to see you do you guys i guess what i use a fnord to be so i don'mɐ? fnord. 02:22:30 aadenboy: so, let's say i call them mindless games. if we hit every stupid person, any person going, tough one. if we solve it,... favorite. :d 02:23:30 22:37:52 19:57 i workernal, count matried was because * (+99) /* Overs conds). 02:25:59 ``` beat # ais523: I think this is in millidays from midnight 02:26:03 143 02:26:26 millidays? 02:26:41 yes. Taneb invented them. 02:27:03 a milliday is 1000th of a day, usual SI prefixes 02:27:15 although when I use them I normally write the time with two decimal places 02:27:43 1 milliday is a little longer than a minute, 1/100 of a milliday is a little shorter than a second 02:29:08 ``` ddate # we have Discordian date too 02:29:10 Today is Setting Orange, the 46th day of Bureaucracy in the YOLD 3192 02:31:46 no, from what I understand it's millidays from UTC+01 midnight 02:32:57 hm 02:42:33 ``` beat; python3 -c'import datetime as dtm; c = dtm.datetime.now(dtm.timezone(dtm.timedelta(hours=1))); print("%.4f" % ((c - dtm.datetime.combine(c.date(), dtm.time(), c.tzinfo)) / dtm.timedelta(days = 1/1000)))' 02:42:35 154 \ 154.5732 02:42:39 `run echo "u=os.time()f='!%H:%M:%S, %d %b %Y'd=os.date print(('As of %s, we are %f%% to the end of time. The next percentile is on %s.'):format(d(f),u/2147483647*100,d(f,math.ceil(u/2147483647*100)/100*(2^31-1))))" > endoftime.lua 02:42:41 (beat itself is implemented in python3) 02:42:42 No output. 02:42:50 ``lua endoftime.lua 02:42:53 `lua? No such file or directory 02:43:00 `lua endoftime.lua 02:43:02 As of 02:43:01, 22 Sep 2026, we are 83.355465% to the end of time. The next percentile is on 07:31:03, 01 Mar 2027. 02:43:24 `python3 02:43:26 No output. 02:43:41 hm 02:43:44 wiki page reports "07:03:03, 01 Mar 2027" instead 02:43:52 `python3 -c "print('⌨️')" 02:43:56 File "", line 1 \ "print('⌨️')" \ IndentationError: unexpected indent 02:44:01 eh? 02:44:04 ``` beat -P4; python3 -c'import datetime as dtm; c = dtm.datetime.now(dtm.timezone(dtm.timedelta(hours=1))); print("%.4f" % ((c - dtm.datetime.combine(c.date(), dtm.time(), c.tzinfo)) / dtm.timedelta(days = 1/1000)))' 02:44:07 155.6277 \ 155.6291 02:44:19 `whatis beat 02:44:21 beat(1hackeso) - print current time in Swatch Internet Time format 02:44:28 `run echo -e "print('⌨️"')" 02:44:31 bash: -c: line 1: unexpected EOF while looking for matching `'' 02:44:50 `run echo -e "print('⌨️"')" > test.py 02:44:52 bash: -c: line 1: unexpected EOF while looking for matching `'' 02:45:02 `run echo -e "print('hello')" > test.py 02:45:04 No output. 02:45:13 `run echo -e "print('hello'') > test.py && python3 test.py 02:45:15 bash: -c: line 1: unexpected EOF while looking for matching `"' 02:45:19 `run echo -e "print('hello')" > test.py && python3 test.py 02:45:21 hello 02:45:42 -!- de67 has joined. 02:45:45 Helo de67 02:45:47 hi guys 02:45:51 im.back 02:46:36 Sussy ghost quotation mark 02:46:50 -!- AnalysisOfVarian has left. 02:47:22 huh??? 02:47:24 `beat -h 02:47:26 Usage: beat [-p] \ Print current time in Swatch Internet Time format. 02:47:33 `beat 02:47:36 158 02:47:39 -!- AnalysisOfVarian has joined. 02:47:41 hi 02:47:55 what happened to you? 02:47:59 Sussy ghost quotation mark happened 02:48:01 did fungot get you? 02:48:01 de67: agora alice c64 ct darwin discworld europarl ff7 fisher ic irc* jargon lovecraft nethack pa speeches ss wp 02:48:16 de67: fungot will get brutally mogged 02:48:16 AnalysisOfVarian: no, it's not. it's more complex than that. read the code.) good stuff 02:48:24 No, you **will** get mogged 02:48:37 fumgot actually being coherent?? 02:49:02 fungot doesn't wanna get brutally mogged 02:49:02 AnalysisOfVarian:, so i'd have to consider that although the reduction in actual transportation section from former friend lives, their door had my computer with full u+ support" then they both bowed low. just keep the safe or tub and emptied it 02:49:15 `addwhatis beat - Print current time in Swatch Internet Time format (millidays since UTC+1 midnight), -p for one second precision. 02:49:18 Traceback (most recent call last): \ File "/hackenv/bin/addwhatis", line 21, in \ procnew(arg) \ ~~~~~~~^^^^^ \ File "/hackenv/bin/addwhatis", line 17, in procnew \ print("addwhatis: cannot parse input as whatis line or whatis key: %r" % (line,), file = sys.stderr) \ ^^^^ \ NameError: name 'line' is not defined. Did you mean: 'slice'? 02:49:28 milldays??? 02:49:33 millidays? 02:49:44 `whatis beat 02:49:45 `beat -p 02:49:47 beat(1hackeso) - print current time in Swatch Internet Time format 02:49:48 159.57 02:49:50 `addwhatis beat(1hackeso) - Print current time in Swatch Internet Time format (millidays since UTC+1 midnight), -p for one second precision. 02:49:56 addwhatis: replaced 'beat(1hackeso)' 02:50:01 hm 02:50:06 hi aadenboy 02:50:08 hello 02:50:11 `lua endoftime.lua 02:50:13 As of 02:50:12, 22 Sep 2026, we are 83.355485% to the end of time. The next percentile is on 07:31:03, 01 Mar 2027. 02:50:17 i saw what you did 02:50:24 `whatis beat 02:50:27 beat(1hackeso) - Print current time in Swatch Internet Time format (millidays since UTC+1 midnight), -p for one second precision. 02:50:27 `whatis ddate 02:50:30 ddate(1) - convert Gregorian dates to Discordian dates 02:50:35 `ddate 02:50:37 Today is Setting Orange, the 46th day of Bureaucracy in the YOLD 3192 02:50:43 whar 02:50:50 hm 02:51:33 `whatis lua 02:51:36 lua(1hackeso) - no description \ lua(1egobot) - no description 02:51:50 `whatis whatis 02:51:53 whatis(1) - display one-line manual page descriptions \ whatis(1hackeso) - display one-line manual page descriptions \ whatis(5hackeso) - no description 02:52:06 `which whatis 02:52:08 /hackenv/bin/whatis 02:52:15 `cat `which whatis` 02:52:17 cat: '`which whatis`': No such file or directory 02:52:25 `cat /hackenv/bin/whatis 02:52:27 `rm /hackenv/bin/whatis 02:52:28 #!/usr/bin/python3 \ import sys, os, re \ if len(sys.argv) <= 1: \ print("whatis what?") \ sys.exit(1) \ else: \ argorg = [] \ argfoldv = [] \ foundv = [] \ for arg in sys.argv[1:]: \ argorg.append(arg) \ argfoldv.append(arg.casefold()) \ foundv.append(False) \ with open(os.environ.get("HACKENV","/hackenv") + "/share/whatis", errors="surrogateescape") as whatisdb: \ for line in whatisdb: \ 02:52:30 AnalysisOfVarian: that's a python script that I wrote, but I imported a bunch of whatis descriptions from manpages of unix utilities 02:52:33 No output. 02:52:36 `cat /hackenv/bin/whatis 02:52:36 oh 02:52:37 wait 02:52:38 cat: /hackenv/bin/whatis: No such file or directory 02:52:43 uh 02:52:48 `revert 02:52:50 Done. 02:52:52 `cat /hackenv/bin/whatis 02:52:54 #!/usr/bin/python3 \ import sys, os, re \ if len(sys.argv) <= 1: \ print("whatis what?") \ sys.exit(1) \ else: \ argorg = [] \ argfoldv = [] \ foundv = [] \ for arg in sys.argv[1:]: \ argorg.append(arg) \ argfoldv.append(arg.casefold()) \ foundv.append(False) \ with open(os.environ.get("HACKENV","/hackenv") + "/share/whatis", errors="surrogateescape") as whatisdb: \ for line in whatisdb: \ 02:53:01 good 02:53:34 AnalysisOfVarian: if you want a specific section, you can call it like (whatis 1 mkdir) for the command-line command or (whatis 2 mkdir) for the system call or (whatis 1hackeso paste) for the HackEso-specific command that might shadow a normal unix tool 02:53:50 ``` whatis 1hackeso paste 02:53:53 paste(1) - merge lines of files \ paste(1p) - merge corresponding or subsequent lines of files \ paste(1hackeso) - print URL to read a file in hackenv through web \ paste(8lambdabot) - no description \ 1hackeso: nothing appropriate. 02:53:55 `addwhatis 67 - funniest number of all time 02:53:57 Traceback (most recent call last): \ File "/hackenv/bin/addwhatis", line 21, in \ procnew(arg) \ ~~~~~~~^^^^^ \ File "/hackenv/bin/addwhatis", line 17, in procnew \ print("addwhatis: cannot parse input as whatis line or whatis key: %r" % (line,), file = sys.stderr) \ ^^^^ \ NameError: name 'line' is not defined. Did you mean: 'slice'? 02:54:00 uh, that didn't quite work 02:54:02 -!- zzo38 has joined. 02:54:04 `whatis 1hackeso paste 02:54:06 1hackeso paste: nothing appropriate. 02:54:09 hi zzo38 02:54:18 `addwhatis lua(1hackeso) - Lightweight dynamically-typed programming language 02:54:24 addwhatis: replaced 'lua(1hackeso)' 02:54:28 `whatis lua 02:54:31 lua(1hackeso) - Lightweight dynamically-typed programming language \ lua(1egobot) - no description 02:54:40 `addwhatis 67(1hackeso) - a prime number 02:54:44 aadenboy: that should be in section 1 because it's a stock unix program, not something hackeso-specific in /hackenv/bin 02:54:46 addwhatis: added '67(1hackeso)' 02:54:51 `whatis 67 02:54:53 67(1hackeso) - a prime number 02:54:53 ``` type lua 02:54:55 lua is /hackenv/bin/lua 02:55:00 `echo -e "# i am fungot virus\nimport os,random;if __name__=='__main__':\n\tprint("i am fungot and i am evil");with open(__file__+'.py','w')as f:f.write(open(__file__).read())" > fungotvirus.py 02:55:00 AnalysisOfVarian: i am just as confused. you, in that line is a comment, unless the proposal on the general position is a part of these amendments, i can only thank the president-in-office, you did hear me say that we have had in getting information with regard to monetary policy, a factor is 02:55:00 b_jonas: ah 02:55:02 -e "# i am fungot virus\nimport os,random;if __name__=='__main__':\n\tprint("i am fungot and i am evil");with open(__file__+'.py','w')as f:f.write(open(__file__).read())" > fungotvirus.py 02:55:10 `run echo -e "# i am fungot virus\nimport os,random;if __name__=='__main__':\n\tprint("i am fungot and i am evil");with open(__file__+'.py','w')as f:f.write(open(__file__).read())" > fungotvirus.py 02:55:10 AnalysisOfVarian: it's just so stupid that ' stty erase h' has more bizarre results. it was, that he was overcome with the vastness, profundity, and fnord 02:55:12 No output. 02:55:20 `run python3 fungotvirus.py 02:55:23 File "/hackenv/tmp/fungotvirus.py", line 2 \ import os,random;if __name__=='__main__': \ ^^ \ SyntaxError: invalid syntax 02:55:37 the second 1hackeso is for Hackeso-specific stuff, like welcome or paste or w 02:55:46 `run echo "#!/bin/cat" >> 67 02:55:49 `run echo -e "# i am fungot virus\nimport os,random\nif __name__=='__main__':\n\tprint("i am fungot and i am evil");with open(__file__+'.py','w')as f:f.write(open(__file__).read())" > fungotvirus.py 02:55:49 No output. 02:55:52 No output. 02:55:56 `run python3 fungotvirus.py 02:55:59 File "/hackenv/tmp/fungotvirus.py", line 4 \ print(i am fungot and i am evil);with open(__file__+'.py','w')as f:f.write(open(__file__).read()) \ ^^^^ \ SyntaxError: invalid syntax. Perhaps you forgot a comma? 02:56:01 `run echo "67" >> 67 02:56:04 No output. 02:56:05 if it has the same name as a unix utility then you can often still access the unix utility using an absolute path, like /bin/paste 02:56:13 `run echo -e "# i am fungot virus\nimport os,random\nif __name__=='__main__':\n\tprint(\"i am fungot and i am evil\");with open(__file__+'.py','w')as f:f.write(open(__file__).read())" > fungotvirus.py 02:56:15 No output. 02:56:18 `run python3 fungotvirus.py 02:56:18 `chmod +x 67 02:56:21 chmod: missing operand after ‘+x 67’ \ Try 'chmod --help' for more information. 02:56:22 File "/hackenv/tmp/fungotvirus.py", line 4 \ print("i am fungot and i am evil");with open(__file__+'.py','w')as f:f.write(open(__file__).read()) \ ^^^^ \ SyntaxError: invalid syntax 02:56:33 `removewhatis lua(1hackeso) 02:56:35 removewhatis? No such file or directory 02:56:36 hah 02:56:43 `addwhatis lua(1hackeso) - no description 02:56:49 addwhatis: replaced 'lua(1hackeso)' 02:56:53 `addwhatis lua(1hackeso) - 02:56:56 Traceback (most recent call last): \ File "/hackenv/bin/addwhatis", line 21, in \ procnew(arg) \ ~~~~~~~^^^^^ \ File "/hackenv/bin/addwhatis", line 17, in procnew \ print("addwhatis: cannot parse input as whatis line or whatis key: %r" % (line,), file = sys.stderr) \ ^^^^ \ NameError: name 'line' is not defined. Did you mean: 'slice'? 02:56:58 uh 02:56:59 `addwhatis lua(1hackeso) 02:57:05 addwhatis: dropped 'lua(1hackeso)' 02:57:05 `67 02:57:07 67? No such file or directory 02:57:08 `run echo -e "# i am fungot virus\nimport os,random\nif __name__=='__main__':\n\tprint(\"i am fungot and i am evil\")\n\twith open(__file__+'.py','w')as f:f.write(open(__file__).read())" > fungotvirus.py 02:57:11 hm 02:57:11 No output. 02:57:11 `run python3 fungotvirus.py 02:57:12 ohh 02:57:13 `whatis lua 02:57:14 i am fungot and i am evil 02:57:16 lua(1egobot) - no description 02:57:23 `stat fungotvirus.py.py 02:57:24 `mv 67 /hackenv/bin 02:57:25 File: fungotvirus.py.py \ Size: 164 Blocks: 8 IO Block: 1024 regular file \ Device: 0,26Inode: 395284 Links: 1 \ Access: (0644/-rw-r--r--) Uid: ( 1000/ UNKNOWN) Gid: ( 1000/ UNKNOWN) \ Access: 2026-09-22 02:57:13.477904607 +0000 \ Modify: 2026-09-22 02:57:13.477904607 +0000 \ Change: 2026-09-22 02:57:13.477904607 +0000 \ Birth: - 02:57:27 mv: missing destination file operand after '67 /hackenv/bin' \ Try 'mv --help' for more information. 02:57:36 `run python3 fungotvirus.py.py 02:57:39 i am fungot and i am evil 02:57:42 `run python3 fungotvirus.py.py.py 02:57:44 `mv 67 /hackenv/bin/ 02:57:44 i am fungot and i am evil 02:57:45 `run python3 fungotvirus.py.py.py.py 02:57:47 mv: missing destination file operand after '67 /hackenv/bin/' \ Try 'mv --help' for more information. 02:57:48 i am fungot and i am evil 02:57:49 fungot looping counter 02:57:51 `run python3 fungotvirus.py.py.py.py.py 02:57:53 i am fungot and i am evil 02:57:54 `run python3 fungotvirus.py.py.py.py.py.py 02:57:57 i am fungot and i am evil 02:58:04 `run mv 67 /hackenv/bin/ 02:58:04 rm -rf fungotvirus.* 02:58:10 mv: cannot stat '67': No such file or directory 02:58:16 `ls 02:58:18 +[+[ \ 🌱 \ 3 \ 67.txt \ 7ermk2UVHP4U \ a \ a.c \ altairz80l64 \ a.o \ a.out \ app.dsk \ appleiicpm.dsk \ a.sh \ asmbf-1.2.7 \ AxgmKr9kfl7f \ AxgmKr9kfl7f.cpp \ a.zip \ banana.txt \ bef2 \ bfi \ bin \ Burlesque \ b.zip \ canary \ cmd.whatis \ compiled_brachylog.pl \ cpm2.dsk \ cpmrun.txt \ detect \ detect.c \ e \ egel-master \ egel-scripts \ egel.zip \ eGtbSgN68aHU \ endoftime.lua \ fence.c \ foo \ f.txt \ fungot.txt \ fungotvirus.py \ fungotvirus.py. 02:58:22 `run rm -rf fungotvirus.* 02:58:23 `67 02:58:25 No output. 02:58:26 67? No such file or directory 02:58:30 huh 02:58:30 `run python3 fungotvirus.py.py.py.py.py.py 02:58:32 python3: can't open file '/hackenv/tmp/fungotvirus.py.py.py.py.py.py': [Errno 2] No such file or directory 02:59:06 `run printf "#!/bin/cat\n67" > /hackenv/bin/67 02:59:11 No output. 02:59:16 `67 02:59:18 67? Permission denied 02:59:30 chmod +x /hackenv/bin/67 02:59:39 `run echo -e "import os,random\nif __name__=='__main__':\n\tprint(f\"i am fungot {sum([1 for c in __file__ if c==\".py\"])} and i am evil\")\n\twith open(__file__+'.py','w')as f:f.write(open(__file__).read())" > fungotvirus.py 02:59:39 `chmod +x /hackenv/bin/67 02:59:42 No output. 02:59:42 `67 02:59:43 chmod: missing operand after ‘+x /hackenv/bin/67’ \ Try 'chmod --help' for more information. 02:59:44 `run python3 fungotvirus.py 02:59:45 67? Permission denied 02:59:47 i am fungot 0 and i am evil 02:59:57 AnalysisOfVarian: moving from tmp to the version-controlled parts of /hackenv in one step doesn't work, because for any command that modifies the version-controlled part of the file system, HackEso runs it twice, reverting the version-controlled part between, so it effectively moves your file then deletes it then tries to move it again. your file is now gone if you don't know how to recreate it. try to 03:00:03 copy first, then delete in a separate HackEso invocation 03:00:27 b_jonas: fun 03:00:32 de67: Did you just turn HackEso into a [[Permission denied]] interpreter 03:00:37 uh 03:00:39 yea 03:00:47 Lemme add that to the list 03:00:57 every non-executable file is a [[Permission denied]] interpreter 03:01:13 -!- somefan has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer). 03:01:15 de67: You can make a CPU that can only run [[Permission denied]] btw 03:01:28 ok 03:01:59 de67: this caveat is documented under https://esolangs.org/wiki/HackEso#/hackenv/tmp , and it probably catches every user unaware once. this behavior would be hard to fix without either a performance penalty or unpredictable behavior, and it's esoteric enough, so IMO it's worth to keep. 03:02:13 `ls /hackenv/bin 03:02:16 \ \ \ ! \ " \ # \ ' \ ( \ : \ ? \ ?? \ @ \ ^.^ \ ` \ `^ \ `` \ ¿ \ ؟ \ ⁗ \ 🌱 \ `̀ \ welcome \ ,1 \ 1 \ 13 \ 1492 \ ,2 \ 2 \ 2014 \ 2015 \ 2016 \ 2017 \ 3 \ 4 \ 5 \ 5quote \ 5w \ 67 \ 8-ball \ 8ball \ aaaaaaaaa \ acronym \ addquote \ addscowrevs \ addtodo \ addwhatis \ age \ aglist \ airport \ airport-lookup \ allquotes \ altairz80l64 \ analogy \ anonlog \ append \ as86 \ as-encoding \ asm \ asmbf \ asmbfx \ autowelc 03:02:36 `rm /hackenv/bin/67 03:02:41 No output. 03:02:45 `fetch 03:02:47 [[Permission denied]] https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=195778&oldid=194135 * Raiseafloppafan7741 * (+260) /* GNU make */ Add [[HackEso]] 03:02:47 Usage: fetch URL or fetch OUTPUT_FILE URL (no spaces or quoting in OUTPUT_FILE) 03:02:59 -!- MarkFan8901 has quit (Quit: Client closed). 03:03:08 `ls -t 03:03:10 My computer seems to have restarted 25 times (possibly more if it restarted early enough before it could finish booting the operating system) in the past two hours; it has logged 25 restarts, starting from 18:34:03 (but the time logged there seems to be ten minutes ahead of the correct time, and I don't know why), but now has 27 minutes uptime. The previous restart before today was September 12; it did not restart for nine days since t 03:03:11 fungotvirus.py.py \ fungotvirus.py \ test.py \ endoftime.lua \ paste \ spline \ spout \ a.sh \ note.txt.txt.txt.txt \ a \ a.c \ hackh \ hackh.c \ test.html \ hw.it \ iteratetest.lua \ hackbf \ 67.txt \ hackbf.c \ +[+[ \ hac \ hacktest \ hacktest.txt \ misc2encode.lua \ misc2decode.lua \ quux \ smallbf \ smallbf.c \ hello \ fungot.txt \ f.txt \ e \ b.zip \ a.zip \ __pycache__ \ __main__.py \ unidecode \ cpmrun.txt \ altairz80l64 \ app.dsk \ appleiicpm.dsk \ 03:03:44 fungot vs esomark 03:03:48 zzo38: ok 03:04:01 `pwd 03:04:04 /hackenv/tmp 03:07:34 so fizzie and I implemented beat very differently in python3, I implemented it independently to check if it does what I mean before reading his source code 03:07:56 and it turns out I already had a whatis entry, so at some point I knew what that does 03:08:32 `addwhatis lua(1) - Lightweight dynamically-typed programming language 03:08:38 addwhatis: added 'lua(1)' 03:08:51 `run printf "#!/bin/bash\nlua /hackenv/tmp/endoftime.lua" > /hackenv/bin/eot && chmod +x /hackenv/bin/eot && eot # maybe not the best way to go about this? 03:08:56 As of 03:08:55, 22 Sep 2026, we are 83.355537% to the end of time. The next percentile is on 07:31:03, 01 Mar 2027. 03:09:30 `cat note.txt.txt.txt.txt 03:09:32 fungot 03:09:42 hmm 03:09:47 ``` cat /hackenv/bin/lua 03:09:50 ELF............>.....�@.....@.......�.........@.8..@.........@.......@.@.....@.@.....�.......�............................@......@............................................@.......@.....,�.....,�....... ............0�.....0�b.....0�b.....�......�........ ...........X�.....X�b.....X�b.....�.......�..........................@.....@.....D.......D..............P�td...T.....TB.....TB.....l......l.............Q 03:09:58 ``` type -a lua 03:10:00 lua is /hackenv/bin/lua 03:10:04 `run which hexdump 03:10:06 No output. 03:10:37 ``` hg log --removed -l 10 -T "{rev}|{date|shortdate}|{desc}\n" /hackenv/bin/lua 03:10:42 9075|2016-09-25| revert 58b9ee8f97a7 \ 9074|2016-09-25| ` rm --no-preserve-root -rfv / # testing, plz no ban \ 5643|2015-06-21| revert \ 5642|2015-06-21| rm bin -r \ 4531|2014-03-16| revert \ 4530|2014-03-16| revert 1 \ 2114|2013-02-13| revert 87c64ef250a0 \ 2113|2013-02-13| revert 3 \ 1497|2013-01-12| revert 1492 \ 1493|2013-01-12| revert 4 03:11:26 `run echo -e "#include\nint main(int a,char**b){int c;while((c=getchar())!=EOF)printf("%02x ",c);}" > /hackeso/bin/hexdump 03:11:29 bash: line 1: /hackeso/bin/hexdump: No such file or directory 03:11:31 ``` hg log --removed -l 10 -r1119:0 -T "{rev}|{date|shortdate}|{desc}\n" /hackenv/bin/lua 03:11:35 1119|2012-12-14| cp luabuild/lua-5.2.1/src/lua /hackenv/bin 03:11:53 `run echo -e "#include\nint main(int a,char**b){int c;while((c=getchar())!=EOF)printf("%02x ",c);}" > /hackeso/bin/hexdump 03:11:55 bash: line 1: /hackeso/bin/hexdump: No such file or directory 03:12:07 `run echo -e "#include\nint main(int a,char**b){int c;while((c=getchar())!=EOF)printf(\"%02x \",c);}" > /hackeso/bin/hexdump 03:12:10 bash: line 1: /hackeso/bin/hexdump: No such file or directory 03:12:29 `run echo -e "#include\nint main(int a,char**b){int c;while((c=getchar())!=EOF)printf(\"%02x \",c);}" > hexdump 03:12:31 No output. 03:12:35 so this was installed into hackenv log ago 03:12:36 `mv hexdump /hackeso/bin/hexdump 03:12:38 mv: missing destination file operand after 'hexdump /hackeso/bin/hexdump' \ Try 'mv --help' for more information. 03:12:41 `run mv hexdump /hackeso/bin/hexdump 03:12:44 mv: cannot move 'hexdump' to '/hackeso/bin/hexdump': No such file or directory 03:12:50 right 03:12:55 `run echo -e "#include\nint main(int a,char**b){int c;while((c=getchar())!=EOF)printf(\"%02x \",c);}" > /hackenv/bin/hexdump 03:13:02 No output. 03:13:06 `run echo -e "#include\nint main(int a,char**b){int c;while((c=getchar())!=EOF)printf(\"%02x \",c);}" > /hackenv/bin/hexdump.c 03:13:13 No output. 03:13:15 -!- de67 has quit (Quit: Client closed). 03:13:18 `run gcc -o /hackenv/bin/hexdump /hackenv/bin/hexdump.c 03:13:25 No output. 03:13:34 `run cat /hackenv/bin/hexdump | hexdump 03:13:36 7f 45 4c 46 02 01 01 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 03 00 3e 00 01 00 00 00 60 10 00 00 00 00 00 00 40 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 c8 36 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 40 00 38 00 0e 00 40 00 1f 00 1e 00 06 00 00 00 04 00 00 00 40 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 40 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 40 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 10 03 00 00 00 00 00 00 10 03 00 00 00 00 00 00 08 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 03 00 00 00 04 00 00 00 94 03 00 00 00 00 00 00 94 03 00 00 00 00 00 00 94 03 00 00 00 00 00 00 1c 0 03:13:42 very nice 03:13:47 `lua -v 03:13:49 Lua 5.2.1 Copyright (C) 1994-2012 Lua.org, PUC-Rio 03:13:53 `run cat /hackenv/bin/lua | hexdump 03:13:55 7f 45 4c 46 02 01 01 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 02 00 3e 00 01 00 00 00 a0 1f 40 00 00 00 00 00 40 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 10 bc 02 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 40 00 38 00 08 00 40 00 1f 00 1c 00 06 00 00 00 05 00 00 00 40 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 40 00 40 00 00 00 00 00 40 00 40 00 00 00 00 00 c0 01 00 00 00 00 00 00 c0 01 00 00 00 00 00 00 08 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 03 00 00 00 04 00 00 00 00 02 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 02 40 00 00 00 00 00 00 02 40 00 00 00 00 00 1c 0 03:14:25 AnalysisOfVarian: see https://logs.esolangs.org/libera-esolangs/2026-09-22.html#l6e 03:14:41 `run cat /hackenv/bin/whatis | hexdump 03:14:43 23 21 2f 75 73 72 2f 62 69 6e 2f 70 79 74 68 6f 6e 33 0a 69 6d 70 6f 72 74 20 73 79 73 2c 20 6f 73 2c 20 72 65 0a 69 66 20 6c 65 6e 28 73 79 73 2e 61 72 67 76 29 20 3c 3d 20 31 3a 0a 20 20 20 20 70 72 69 6e 74 28 22 77 68 61 74 69 73 20 77 68 61 74 3f 22 29 0a 20 20 20 20 73 79 73 2e 65 78 69 74 28 31 29 0a 65 6c 73 65 3a 0a 20 20 20 20 61 72 67 6f 72 67 20 3d 20 5b 5d 0a 20 20 20 20 61 72 67 66 6f 6c 64 76 20 3d 20 5b 5d 0a 20 20 20 20 66 6f 75 6e 64 76 2 03:14:51 oh right that's a python script 03:14:58 `run cat /hackenv/bin/whatis 03:15:01 #!/usr/bin/python3 \ import sys, os, re \ if len(sys.argv) <= 1: \ print("whatis what?") \ sys.exit(1) \ else: \ argorg = [] \ argfoldv = [] \ foundv = [] \ for arg in sys.argv[1:]: \ argorg.append(arg) \ argfoldv.append(arg.casefold()) \ foundv.append(False) \ with open(os.environ.get("HACKENV","/hackenv") + "/share/whatis", errors="surrogateescape") as whatisdb: \ for line in whatisdb: \ 03:15:39