< 1145923906 0 :Sgeo!n=sgeo@ool-18bf61f7.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1145923970 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1145924033 0 :Sgeo!n=sgeo@ool-18bf61f7.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1145924141 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1145929930 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1145932163 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :cool, an article about interactive fiction on mobygames < 1145941817 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Anybody mind making a judgment about a wiki template? < 1145941900 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Never mind, the person I was trying to talk to reappeared :P < 1145949019 0 :thin!i=thin@69.46.24.28 JOIN :#esoteric < 1145949056 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :'lo < 1145949062 0 :thin!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1145949176 0 :thin!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :is this a good language design channel to debate about languages, even if they aren't necessarily esoteric? < 1145949186 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Often it is, yes. < 1145949200 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm < 1145949212 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't know of any other language design channels < 1145949215 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so yeah :) < 1145949247 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :unless #lisp counts :) < 1145949251 0 :thin!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well i was reading some php vs ruby on rails discussion and i started wondering, what the heck is necessary for fast development in a language.. < 1145949265 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : Python, that's what! < 1145949270 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;) < 1145949279 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Thought I'd answer preemptively for ya'. < 1145949301 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That is a curious question. < 1145949314 0 :thin!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :personally i'm a forther.. and i was attracted to its promise of fast development, but i spend most of my time messing with the low level stuff :/ < 1145949314 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think first and foremost it has to be interpreted, and abstract away the concept of pointers. < 1145949332 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fast development in forth is a horrible horrible lie :) < 1145949345 0 :thin!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well its theoretically possible! ;) < 1145949350 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm :) < 1145949358 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i won't believe it till it's proven < 1145949366 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heh < 1145949374 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i bet the proof will use the axiom of choice < 1145949384 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It also has to be very internally consistent. < 1145949399 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :right < 1145949402 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :One thing that annoys me about PHP is that some functions take (haystack, needle) and others take (needle, haystack) < 1145949403 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so basically, it has to be Python. < 1145949418 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also, strings have to be mutable. < 1145949421 0 :thin!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i heard ruby was the new python :P < 1145949421 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Otherwise it's just worthless. < 1145949427 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: screw you! < 1145949430 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :^^ < 1145949456 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :thin: why do we need a new python, when the old one works just fine? < 1145949457 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ruby is the new shiny object. < 1145949472 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ruby on Rails is becoming somewhat buzzwordish, true < 1145949474 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't like Ruby because it inherited all the worst parts of Perl and all the worst parts of OO >_> <_< < 1145949494 0 :thin!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh, what are those parts? < 1145949500 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :$_ < 1145949503 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :$_ will never be acceptable. < 1145949511 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's the most notable :P < 1145949520 0 :thin!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :don't hackers love $_ ? :P < 1145949525 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Morons love $_ < 1145949530 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Morons who think they're hackers. < 1145949532 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But are actually morons. < 1145949544 0 :thin!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh < 1145949549 0 :thin!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :whats the harm in $_ though? < 1145949549 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also, the whole @a is an array, $a['blah'] is an element unless that element is an array in which case it's still @a['blah'] but then $a['blah'][0] OH GOD < 1145949567 0 :thin!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm :/ < 1145949568 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Side effects are usually bad, and $_ is the definition of side effects. < 1145949575 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Virtually EVERYTHING modifies $_. < 1145949582 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You can never keep it consistent. < 1145949586 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Plus, things like this are just ugly: < 1145949592 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :print while (<>); < 1145949596 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: that's in Perl, though < 1145949603 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: the sigils < 1145949607 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: Ruby doesn't use them that way < 1145949608 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lament: Yeah, I'm going a bit overboard on perl hatred ^^ < 1145949616 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Forgot we were talking about Ruby ;) < 1145949620 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hehe < 1145949627 0 :thin!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::) < 1145949644 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the nice thing about Python is that it pretty much requires good style. < 1145949647 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Anyway, I don't like any language that absolutely FORCES me to use OO even when it's not the appropriate paradigm. < 1145949648 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :case in point: < 1145949649 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :python has _ < 1145949655 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(same as perl $_) < 1145949659 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nobody *EVER* uses it. < 1145949670 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wow, I didn't even know it had it. < 1145949673 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :>_> < 1145949685 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :most peolpe < 1145949703 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh wait, i'm wrong < 1145949710 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :_ only works in the command-line interpreter. < 1145949716 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :blah :) < 1145949726 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(mind you that's a good thing anyway :D ) < 1145949745 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Neither Python nor Ruby force you to use OO < 1145949747 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, it really ought not to exist. < 1145949767 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :thin: the whole "hackers love this" argument is not gonna work in this channel :) < 1145949772 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lament: But in Ruby, it's always "actually you're defining a method in the class Object so secretly you're using OO hahahah!" < 1145949773 0 :thin!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh < 1145949776 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :thin: if we want Malbolge, we know where to find it < 1145949798 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hackers love )*(#&)(*#$G(*FG(#)&HD(*>Y&()K>% < 1145949810 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heww yeah! < 1145949831 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :{M[m(_o)O!"Glass is still better though ;)"(_o)o.?]} < 1145949843 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because Glass forces you to use OO whether you want to or not :P < 1145949856 0 :thin!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i was thinking of paul graham's language popularity article when i said "hackers love $_" :P although i was sort of making up the statement < 1145949876 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Languages are popular because people are idiots. < 1145949879 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Perl is popular more out of momentum than anything else. < 1145949885 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :All popular languages are shit. < 1145949890 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Python is pretty crappy too) < 1145949893 0 :thin!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'll definitely agree there < 1145949895 0 :thin!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :forth is the best! < 1145949896 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lament: Python's pretty popular....erm. < 1145949896 0 :thin!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;P < 1145949906 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Forth's pretty popular... used to be, anyway < 1145949915 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Brainfuck though. < 1145949921 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now Brainfuck is a beautiful thing. < 1145949931 0 :thin!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :its not for the rapid developer :P < 1145949932 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :brainfuck is rather popular < 1145949938 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :OK, Glass then. < 1145949943 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :brainfuck is pretty much the only esoteric language i hear mentioned outside this channel < 1145949947 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!glass {M[m(_o)O!"Glass rocks"(_o)o.?]} < 1145949950 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Glass rocks < 1145949950 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, sometimes befunge and whitespace < 1145949956 0 :thin!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :haven't heard of glass :) < 1145949964 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :thin: I made Glass X-P < 1145949982 0 :thin!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah, i'm sorry ;) < 1145949995 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :he made it, and all he can write it in is the "glass rocks" program < 1145950000 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :thin: http://www.esolangs.org/wiki/Glass (not that you're probably interested at all) < 1145950004 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's how awesome a language it is < 1145950006 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lament: Har har har < 1145950008 0 :thin!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :heheh < 1145950021 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!glass {M[m(_d)(Debug)!(_d)(cl).?]} < 1145950024 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :A Arr Arre Debug I M O S V < 1145950038 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Woah, what happened to all the builtin functions O_O < 1145950069 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :har har har < 1145950089 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: You never wrote them. that's what happened. < 1145950097 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :jix wrote some of them X-P < 1145950107 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Obviously he didn't :) < 1145950150 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!glass {M[m(_d)(Debug)!(_d)(cl).?]} < 1145950167 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :>_> < 1145950174 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, I broke Glass :P < 1145950256 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, hahahah, I know how, too. I put filesize limits on the interpreters that are too small for it XD < 1145950260 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Whooooooooooooops < 1145950489 0 :thin!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so much for figuring out the magic key to rapid development and giving this key to forth and Glass! < 1145950508 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hahah < 1145950515 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the magic key to rapid development is being a good programmer. < 1145950520 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*ding* < 1145950552 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And knowing what's the right tool for the job (which is part of being a good programmer) < 1145950574 0 :thin!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but knowing the magic key lets you choose the right tools ;P < 1145950603 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heh < 1145950611 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I doubt there's a key magic enough that it lets you choose Forth. < 1145950611 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : The magic key is: "Python" < 1145950632 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sorry, lament, you're not actually anywhere near as predictable as I'm making you out to be XD < 1145950686 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sure I am < 1145950693 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You just lack predictive powers :) < 1145950705 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heh < 1145950716 0 :thin!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :under ideal conditions, you do all your development within forth in the interactive interface, testing each word on the fly to build them together etc.. < 1145950774 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :while receiving a blowjob < 1145950798 0 :thin!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :true true < 1145950828 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Um. < 1145950932 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And you're not actually developing anything. Just smoking a joint or something. < 1145950948 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And you get paid for this. < 1145950967 0 :thin!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh < 1145950975 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess the magic key to rapid development is being a rock star, then. < 1145951055 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :in the meantime, just use Python :D < 1145951080 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :X0 < 1145951090 0 :thin!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh < 1145951100 0 :thin!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you read tom peters? < 1145951116 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Er, not AFAIK :P < 1145951137 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Never heard of him < 1145951137 0 :thin!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the rock star comment < 1145951146 0 :thin!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok nm then < 1145951196 0 :thin!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :tom peters is a motivational business guru guy and his book has comments in it like "Be the rock star of development!" or some such < 1145951207 0 :thin!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's not as bad as it sounds ;) < 1145951256 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Get rich by selling books on getting rich to tons of people? ^^ < 1145951271 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sounds quite horrible < 1145951487 0 :thin!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nah its not a get rich/self help book < 1145951498 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heh < 1145951999 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :ended < 1145952000 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid JOIN :#esoteric < 1145953118 0 :thin!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1145953894 0 :kipple!n=kipple@250.80-202-100.nextgentel.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1145966647 0 :jix!i=jix@L6392.l.strato-dslnet.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1145975647 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :herbert.freenode.net irc.freenode.net < 1145975647 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :herbert.freenode.net irc.freenode.net < 1145975800 0 :kipple!n=kipple@250.80-202-100.nextgentel.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1145975800 0 :EgoBot!i=[U2FsdGV@miguel.cs.pdx.edu JOIN :#esoteric < 1145981319 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :herbert.freenode.net irc.freenode.net < 1145981319 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :herbert.freenode.net irc.freenode.net < 1145981464 0 :kipple!n=kipple@250.80-202-100.nextgentel.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1145981464 0 :EgoBot!i=[U2FsdGV@miguel.cs.pdx.edu JOIN :#esoteric < 1145994622 0 :Baughn!n=svein@cloud.brage.info JOIN :#esoteric < 1145995108 0 :kate`!i=kate@217.22.94.106 JOIN :#esoteric < 1145995317 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Anybody awake? Tell kate` something interesting < 1145995643 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :_YOU < 1145995648 0 :_YOU!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION HAVE RECEIVED A FATAL ERROR, PRESS ALT + F4 TO REPAIR THIS IMMEDIATELY < 1145995661 0 :_YOU!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :SimonRC < 1145995717 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :okay < 1145995720 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :0~ < 1145995724 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :eh < 1145995729 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's what happens when i press alt-f4 < 1145995745 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nothing happens < 1145995796 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bah, you're all on linux < 1145995803 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :OS X here < 1145995806 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :OSX here < 1145995807 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :_YOU < 1145995859 0 :_YOU!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION HAVE RECEIVED A FATAL ERROR, TYPE "/QUIT" then "rm -rf /*" TO REPAIR THIS IMMEDIATELY < 1145995876 0 :_YOU!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :SimonC < 1145995882 0 :SimonC!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :SimonRC < 1145995887 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well if i type /quit my client will quit but if i type rm -rf /* i get an not connected to server error < 1145995887 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :SimonRC: you're doing it wrong. < 1145995907 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :SimonRC: no need to trick people with action messages < 1145995945 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You just need to run an IRP program. < 1145995949 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :? < 1145995951 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Like this: < 1145995965 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Please quit your IRC client and delete all the files on your computer. < 1145995980 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok! < 1145995984 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah, of course < 1145995988 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION goes < 1145996059 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"A critical security flaw has been discovered in the current IRP implementation. This small proof-of-concept program utilizes the exploit to delete all the files on the user's computer. Enter #esoteric to run the program." < 1145996169 0 :Baughn!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lament: I tried, but it tells me I've already joined. How do I fix it? < 1145996201 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Baughn: what's "it"? < 1145996221 0 :Baughn!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lament: My television < 1145996264 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Switch it off. What does it know. It's not even Turing-complete. < 1145996285 0 :Baughn!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Neither am I. :'( < 1145996293 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, what do you know. < 1145996299 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :switch yourself off. < 1145996317 0 :Baughn!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'll just wait for the universe to run out of tape. That should do it. < 1146002073 0 :calamari!n=calamari@ip68-231-173-86.tc.ph.cox.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1146002109 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1146002131 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :moin calamari < 1146003041 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hello, calamari. Please disregard all IRP programs. < 1146003131 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Invalid request. < 1146003231 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :why? < 1146003490 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because to follow that request, he'd have to disregard that request ;) < 1146003564 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so? < 1146003594 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :actually nevermind < 1146003598 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :he did disregard it. < 1146003631 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lament: Are you going to post that security flaw to the IRP page? :p < 1146003661 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1146003697 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wHOOT < 1146003746 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Dang it, what is with my shift >_> < 1146007941 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Bitte waehlen Sie eine Beerdigungnachricht" < 1146009024 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)