< 1146355205 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION wonders if graue is still here < 1146355259 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm, that checkbox captcha could also be strengthened by assigning the input a random name < 1146355269 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you might already do that < 1146355282 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or a name based on the date < 1146355300 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :my advantage is that spammers probably don't speak spanish, hehe < 1146355306 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :then they couldn't hardcode for it < 1146355311 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hehe < 1146355351 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :isn't there a captcha plugin for Wikimedia? < 1146355372 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes but that is bad to use because it is standard < 1146355405 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it is preferrable to be nonstandard so that they dont bother to fix it for oner wiki < 1146355476 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :captcha images were beaten by means of free pr0n webs AFAIK < 1146355544 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1146355591 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wonder if sites like driverguide are doing the same < 1146355942 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wait... just how were they broken? < 1146356235 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : ,,,,,,,,/ dzzzz fffffffffffffffffffff nb.bbbbbbbbbbn h t; n kyy < 1146356359 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : d 4v 3vggg < 1146356384 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ggggggnkl < 1146356401 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Um... < 1146356426 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :my son typed that :) < 1146356710 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::-) < 1146356722 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :How old is he? < 1146356772 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: "Enter the code in this image to access this free-porn site"; the image comes from the site to crack and the user input is redirected to the captcha field < 1146356796 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :there are enough users as to spam as hell < 1146356823 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: 3 months < 1146356852 0 :graue!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :calamari: your OISC interpreter is 10 bytes longer than the longest program I ever wrote directly in machine code < 1146356876 0 :graue!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :have you posted it somewhere? < 1146356894 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no, not yet. I need to test it first. < 1146357673 0 :tgwizard!n=tgwizard@c-b63ce155.178-1-64736c10.cust.bredbandsbolaget.se JOIN :#esoteric < 1146357742 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :graue: what do you think of the checkbox idea? it can be very basic, then get more advanced if they ever bother to adapt < 1146357816 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Check half these boxes: [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ]" < 1146357839 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: lol, that's too much work < 1146357871 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: easier is to implement the changing name code, then have them type a password, etc < 1146357874 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Check half these boxes: [ ] [ ]" < 1146357911 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: wouldn't that be backwards compatible with the original? :) < 1146357939 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Check half these boxes: [ ] [ ] [ ]" < 1146357952 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"How many boobs does an amazon woman have? [______]" < 1146357982 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Check half these boxes: [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ]" < 1146357988 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"What should we do with the drunken sailor? [____________]" < 1146358011 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lament: I could just check every other one. < 1146358031 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"How many bottles of beer are there in the wall? [___]" < 1146358034 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lament: pretty sure that would be effective to stop real posts :) < 1146358069 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Prove the Jordan curve theorem: [_________________]" < 1146358078 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh < 1146358093 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Enter the full text of the Bible: [_]" < 1146358158 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Enter word 89 on the page 323 of The Manual: [_____]" < 1146358167 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::-D < 1146358189 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Find the prime factorization of this number: 740375634795617128280467960974295731425931888892312890849362326389727650340282662768919964196251178439958943305021275853701189680982867331732731089309 00552505116877063299072396380786710086096962537934650563796359 < 1146358194 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1146358204 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :[___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________] [___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________] < 1146358234 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"[___________________________] 42" < 1146358290 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"This is a position from the 1977 World Chess Championship. Kasparov just went Nxb6. Where should you play? [__]" < 1146358294 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :which is, incidentally, the number of bytes of calamari's interpreter < 1146358319 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Enter a string that matches the regexes /a.*/ and /b.*/: [_______]" < 1146358399 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Enter the number of virgins that await the faithful in heaven: [__]" < 1146358515 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Enter the first digit of the last prime number: [_]" < 1146358541 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Enter the last digit of the first prime number: [_]" < 1146358563 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that reminds me of a recent news article in the spanish press < 1146358617 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it said something like "X and Y have found that the number Pi has MORE THAN 300,000,000 DIGITS" < 1146358633 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so, "Enter the last digit of pi: [_]" would do < 1146358638 0 :tgwizard!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1146358734 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :someone should have said the reporter that the decimal expression of 1/3 has... more than 400,000,000! < 1146358749 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(even if ! is taken as a factorial sign) < 1146358890 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :dr. evil pinky-in-mouth gesture < 1146358908 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :three hundred MILLION digits!!!!! < 1146358950 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592.com/ < 1146359043 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(just checked, sorry, it was actually 51 billion digits... not sure if the decimal expression of 1/3 beats that, I would have to check) < 1146359116 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION counts digits < 1146359504 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : "Prove the Jordan curve theorem: [_________________]" < 1146359516 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nah, systems like Coq or Mizar could do that automatically < 1146359710 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :how about "Enter a BF program that outputs the number : [_________]" and interpret user input? < 1146359796 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What if the user input "+[>+]"? < 1146359867 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :impose a cycle limit, e.g. for number N never let it run for more than k*log(N) for suitable k < 1146359903 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :why logN? < 1146359903 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :k = 1 >:-) < 1146359916 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and not expN < 1146359921 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or something equally bizarre < 1146359922 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lament: that's the number of digits, more or less < 1146359937 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, well, um. < 1146359965 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Then giving that the number 9837491257 would probably still cause problems. < 1146359972 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pgimeno: mizar never "proved" anything automatically < 1146359997 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pgimeno: it just verified that proof made by people. < 1146360032 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I know, I was just kidding < 1146360114 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so does Coq IIRC < 1146360150 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Enter a regex that matches a number of the letter 'a' a number of times that is coprime to 938475: [_________________]" < 1146360210 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :/aa/ < 1146360215 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lament: anyway it's already proved there: http://www.mizar.org/ (announced in the index page itself) < 1146360221 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah, i know < 1146360289 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lament: it would have to match any such string < 1146360304 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh. < 1146360421 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :/a/ < 1146360490 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :/a/ matches "aa", "aaa", "aaaaaaa", etc. as required < 1146360544 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oops, "aaa" should not be there < 1146360598 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe you want that any other string is NOT matched? < 1146360664 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Right. < 1146360677 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah, that's harder to accomplish then < 1146360679 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And I want it to consume the entire string, as well. < 1146360706 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Anyway, it still should be possible. < 1146360738 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If the number were 6, it would be /(a|aaaaa)(aaaaaa)*/. < 1146360818 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :provided you add ^ and $, I guess < 1146360839 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, if we assume the regex must match the whole string, then... < 1146360872 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah ok < 1146360875 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Harder: "Enter a regex that matches a number of the letter 'a' a prime number of times, assuming that 938475 is prime but no lower number is: [_________________]" < 1146360895 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I was just being picky because PHP is picky with me :) < 1146360967 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :gtg now, it's 2:35 am here... good night < 1146360997 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :'Night < 1146361197 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :found ab ug but realized a way to get it down to 40 < 1146361330 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Enter a prime number: [___] < 1146361338 0 :graue!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but now its size is no longer equal to life, the universe, and everything :( < 1146361363 0 :graue!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :add some features to bring it back up 2 bytes, calamari < 1146361367 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1146361380 0 :graue!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :like maybe add a debugger -- you can do that in 2 bytes, right? < 1146361468 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oops, 38 < 1146361480 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :guess I have plenty of room for that debugger now ;P < 1146361582 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I could strip 2 more bytes, but then the source files couldn't be ascii < 1146361664 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::-) < 1146361887 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :We should hold a contest for the coolest program of length 42 < 1146361963 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :calamari would probably win, though < 1146361991 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nah, 4 nops would detract from coolness < 1146362035 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"[-]+[]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" < 1146362102 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: but that's not very cool. < 1146362117 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :True. < 1146362179 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ" < 1146362192 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :prints a pretty-looking square in HQ9+ < 1146362227 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(actually, it probably doesn't.) < 1146362249 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :change that last Q to a newline. < 1146364293 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :36 bytes < 1146364352 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :reading the program is just under half the code now :) < 1146364717 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yay, the equivalent of "[-]" seems to be working < 1146364724 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :haha < 1146364744 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, it's a major pain to write better programs.. working on it :) < 1146364898 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :next test is: [-]+. (exit) < 1146364976 0 :graue!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what good is an OISC interpreter? < 1146365013 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what is your complaint < 1146365091 0 :graue!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, it doesn't do input or output < 1146365101 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :mine does < 1146365120 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(well, still writing the program to verify that :) < 1146365122 0 :graue!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :how? memory-mapped? < 1146365133 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no, it uses ms-dos function calls < 1146365146 0 :graue!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what? how do you do MS-DOS function calls in OISC? < 1146365167 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it isn't oisc, its based on oisc < 1146365173 0 :graue!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1146365187 0 :graue!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, it's not a very portable language if you need MS-DOS function calls to use it < 1146365190 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :basically, it was my inspiration, then I optimized for size < 1146365203 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :graue: this isn't about portability, it's about raw size < 1146365235 0 :graue!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I know the implementation isn't portable, but it would be nice if the implemented language was < 1146365249 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, the turing complete part of the language is portable < 1146365265 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and the i/o part can also be coded < 1146365274 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but it won't be 36 bytes < 1146365301 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :esp since Linux ELF executables can't be less than 45 bytes < 1146365462 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the language works like this: aaaa vv jjjj < 1146365494 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :first it adds your offset aaaa to the memory pointer (adding a neg is like subtracting) < 1146365508 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :then, it checks vv.. if 0, then it performs a system call < 1146365523 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1146365529 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :otherwise, it adds vv to the byte at the memory pointer (again with the negs) < 1146365570 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :if the byte at the memory pointer is 0, then it adds jjjj to the ip, otherwise it continues to the next instruction < 1146365828 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :typo.. pointer ISN'T 0, < 1146367188 0 :graue!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :cool < 1146367758 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION lols at the above captchas < 1146368001 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :calamari: you could get a lot more speed by doing a less-than, rather than an equality test < 1146368005 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or maybe LE < 1146368022 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :'cause a<=b and b<=a means a=b < 1146368028 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION goes to bed < 1146368392 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :got it :) nponnnnmimnnonnnlonnnpnnnnnnnn < 1146370020 0 :graue!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1146371162 0 :GregorR_!i=[U2FsdGV@benh.cs.pdx.edu JOIN :#esoteric < 1146371190 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1146371278 0 :GregorR_!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :GregorR < 1146372696 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://kidsquid.com/files/bf/miniscul.asm < 1146372699 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://kidsquid.com/files/bf/miniscul.com < 1146375582 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://esolangs.org/wiki/Miniscule < 1146375876 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :changed caps to http://esolangs.org/wiki/MinISCule < 1146379986 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1146383999 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :ended < 1146384000 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid JOIN :#esoteric < 1146387018 0 :nooga!n=nooga@ip-50.net-41.rev.inter-c.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1146387028 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1146395217 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Lost terminal" < 1146398919 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1146398977 0 :pgimeno!n=pgimeno@124.Red-80-59-211.staticIP.rima-tde.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1146400950 0 :tgwizard!n=tgwizard@c-b63ce155.178-1-64736c10.cust.bredbandsbolaget.se JOIN :#esoteric < 1146400982 0 :kate`!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1146405707 0 :kipple!n=kipple@250.80-202-100.nextgentel.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1146407368 0 :ihope__!n=ihope@c-67-172-99-160.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1146407370 0 :ihope__!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :ihope < 1146407403 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ChatZilla's nice, but it does too many alert thingies. < 1146409299 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1146410943 0 :ihope__!n=ihope@c-67-172-99-160.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1146410945 0 :ihope__!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :ihope < 1146413399 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :RMS has finally lost it: http://software.newsforge.com/software/06/04/28/1648203.shtml?tid=150 < 1146413790 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Slashdotter #1: "Autographs are only the beginning. I hear a Richard Stallman nude calendar is in the pipeline!" Slashdotter #2: "He threatens to display it at the next LinuxWorld conference unless a donation of $100,000 to the FSF is made." < 1146414006 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::-) < 1146416121 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I forgot the question, but the answer is NIN No MD No 18WPI. < 1146421870 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: ? < 1146421894 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The answer is NIN No MD No 18WPI. < 1146428403 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's asy to undrstand popl vn without th bnfit of 's. < 1146433084 0 :int-e!n=noone@td9091a8e.pool.terralink.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1146433147 0 :sekhmet!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"a reboot! how novel." < 1146433209 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: whate does int-e mean? < 1146433319 0 :sekhmet!n=pez@ppp-70-226-165-36.dsl.mdsnwi.ameritech.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1146433346 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Integrals eating? < 1146433494 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ensigned Integral ^^ < 1146433505 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's an integral in the army ... with no sign bit. < 1146433609 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::-) < 1146433656 0 :int-e!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :SimonRC: a play on my initials and intel opcodes. the nick is old. < 1146433768 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :int-e: do you know any ASM lang other than intel? < 1146433835 0 :int-e!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :not really. I've seen MIPS (and coded a bit on the strange simulated machine that SPIM provides), and I've done a bit of Z80 assembly ages ago. < 1146433887 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :MIPS and SPIM, eh? < 1146433922 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I was hoping you would be really experienced and be able to tell me that one was clearly the best asm lang ever. < 1146433976 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, so what's the opcode? < 1146433994 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the int opcode, of course < 1146434003 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :raise INTerupt < 1146434004 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Aha. < 1146434027 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :used to ask the OS to do something, usually < 1146434055 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What is wrong with a plain function call I do not know. < 1146434061 0 :int-e!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :not so much anymore with the advent of the sysenter instruction (at least on newer x86) < 1146434075 0 :int-e!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and never on mips, they have a trap instruction I think < 1146434091 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION does know x86 well enought to understand that < 1146434095 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So when do we get functional machine code? < 1146434100 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION does *not* know x86 well enought to understand that < 1146434101 0 :int-e!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :SimonRC: simple. a plain function call can not escape the memory protection (provided by the mmu) < 1146434112 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok < 1146434125 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: I believe there is one already < 1146434131 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What is it? < 1146434138 0 :int-e!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :in earlier days, code size also played a role - an int instruction is 2 bytes, a far call is 5 ... < 1146434150 0 :int-e!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(talking 16 bit x86 code now) < 1146434254 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh < 1146434265 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: sodomy non sapiens < 1146434275 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Buggered if I know.) < 1146434582 0 :sekhmet!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"next stop: 800MHz Duron (zomg)" < 1146436118 0 :int-e!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION chuckles < 1146436126 0 :int-e!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :try /join #realworld ;) < 1146436651 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::-) < 1146438210 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Connection timed out < 1146439082 0 :calamari!n=calamari@ip68-231-173-86.tc.ph.cox.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1146439605 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1146439665 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1146440222 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1146440559 0 :tgwizard!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1146440767 0 :sekhmet!n=pez@ppp-70-226-165-36.dsl.mdsnwi.ameritech.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1146441033 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi