< 1151714942 0 :lament_!n=lament@S010600110999ad06.vc.shawcable.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1151715326 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Connection timed out < 1151716088 0 :lament_!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :lament < 1151716680 0 :calamari!n=calamari@ip68-231-173-86.tc.ph.cox.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1151723271 0 :coder_!n=coder___@user-12l2j6u.cable.mindspring.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1151739467 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1151740799 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :ended < 1151740800 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid JOIN :#esoteric < 1151744593 0 :coder_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1151755709 0 :jix!i=jix@L6335.l.strato-dslnet.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1151757864 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Bitte waehlen Sie eine Beerdigungnachricht" < 1151758144 0 :jix!i=jix@L6335.l.strato-dslnet.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1151773462 0 :calamari!n=calamari@ip68-231-173-86.tc.ph.cox.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1151779420 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1151781563 0 :_W_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :A glorious evening to you! < 1151783199 0 :tgwizard!n=tgwizard@c-613ee155.178-1-64736c10.cust.bredbandsbolaget.se JOIN :#esoteric < 1151784311 0 :coder38509!n=coder385@user-12l2j6u.cable.mindspring.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1151784368 0 :coder38509!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :coder_ < 1151784382 0 :coder_!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :_coder_ < 1151785334 0 :_coder_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1151785753 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1151788710 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :{^Raven^}: Kent, by any chance? < 1151792709 0 :nooga!i=nooga@ip-50.net-41.rev.inter-c.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1151792715 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :uoh < 1151794012 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1151794050 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1151794080 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :why don't you develop Shakell? < 1151794106 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :CBA < 1151794151 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what? < 1151794167 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Can't Be Arsed (yet) < 1151794250 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :why's that? < 1151794301 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I can't think of much interesting to do with it, and it's not really a very interesting language < 1151794317 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :eh] < 1151794342 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's just Haskell written like Sadol with the datatypes of Lisp. < 1151794385 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh well < 1151794424 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :although I have never seen the | operator anywhere else... < 1151794530 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yup < 1151794634 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :where di you find Shakell? < 1151794658 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://esolangs.org/wiki/Shakell < 1151794684 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, didn't know it wa on there < 1151795240 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT : < 1151798279 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Bitte waehlen Sie eine Beerdigungnachricht" < 1151799241 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1151799263 0 :pgimeno!n=pgimeno@124.Red-80-59-211.staticIP.rima-tde.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1151799714 0 :tgwizard!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1151807356 0 :jesirose!i=jesirose@adsl-66-137-143-67.dsl.rcsntx.swbell.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1151807643 0 :jesirose!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Client Quit < 1151807706 0 :coder_!n=coder_@user-12l2j6u.cable.mindspring.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1151807868 0 :calamari!n=calamari@ip68-231-173-86.tc.ph.cox.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1151808400 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1151817541 0 :Arrogant!i=Scott@182.orlando-04-05rs.fl.dial-access.att.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1151818451 0 :coder_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1151827199 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :ended < 1151827200 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid JOIN :#esoteric < 1151830973 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1151838792 0 :lindi-!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 113 (No route to host) < 1151838915 0 :Arrogant!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1151839121 0 :lindi-!n=lindi@kulho150.adsl.netsonic.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1151839216 0 :jix!i=jix@L618a.l.strato-dslnet.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1151840935 0 :CXII!i=Sanity@dialup-90.89.221.203.acc50-kent-syd.comindico.com.au JOIN :#esoteric < 1151840935 0 :CXI!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Connection reset by peer < 1151840967 0 :CXII!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :CXI < 1151842189 0 :tgwizard!n=tgwizard@c-613ee155.178-1-64736c10.cust.bredbandsbolaget.se JOIN :#esoteric < 1151844086 0 :CXI!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1151855756 0 :coder_!n=coder_@user-12l2j6u.cable.mindspring.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1151856115 0 :coder_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1151857546 0 :CXI!i=Sanity@dialup-181.88.221.203.acc50-kent-syd.comindico.com.au JOIN :#esoteric < 1151860827 0 :kipple!n=kipple@203.80-202-102.nextgentel.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1151861453 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"See you later" < 1151861663 0 :kipple!n=kipple@203.80-202-102.nextgentel.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1151872738 0 :ihope!n=foo@c-71-205-100-59.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1151875068 0 :cmeme!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Connection timed out < 1151880075 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Bitte waehlen Sie eine Beerdigungnachricht" < 1151881679 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1151883674 0 :cmeme!n=cmeme@boa.b9.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1151884456 0 :tgwizard!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1151896760 0 :coder_!n=coder_@user-12l2j6u.cable.mindspring.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1151897262 0 :coder_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1151897713 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Hey, everybody! Make this your default quit message!" < 1151899536 0 :coder_!n=coder_@user-12l2j6u.cable.mindspring.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1151899615 0 :coder_!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1151909493 0 :jix!i=jix@L63ac.l.strato-dslnet.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1151910856 0 :Arrogant!i=Scott@191.orlando-04-05rs.fl.dial-access.att.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1151913599 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :ended < 1151913600 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid JOIN :#esoteric < 1151915699 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"This computer has gone to sleep" < 1151917039 0 :CXI!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"If you're reading this, it's probably xchat's fault." < 1151921010 0 :tgwizard!n=tgwizard@c-613ee155.178-1-64736c10.cust.bredbandsbolaget.se JOIN :#esoteric < 1151925144 0 :CXI!n=Sanity@dialup-59.88.221.203.acc50-kent-syd.comindico.com.au JOIN :#esoteric < 1151925441 0 :Arrogant!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1151927187 0 :CXI!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"If you're reading this, it's probably xchat's fault." < 1151930649 0 :CXI!n=Sanity@dialup-81.88.221.203.acc50-kent-syd.comindico.com.au JOIN :#esoteric < 1151933310 0 :jix!i=jix@L63ac.l.strato-dslnet.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1151938092 0 :CXI!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"If you're reading this, it's probably xchat's fault." < 1151941807 0 :kipple!n=kipple@203.80-202-102.nextgentel.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1151941824 0 :CXI!n=Sanity@dialup-25.105.221.203.acc51-kent-syd.comindico.com.au JOIN :#esoteric < 1151942228 0 :CXII!i=Sanity@dialup-173.89.221.203.acc50-kent-syd.comindico.com.au JOIN :#esoteric < 1151942331 0 :CXI!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Nick collision from services. < 1151942335 0 :CXII!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :CXI < 1151944052 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1151944061 0 :kipple!n=kipple@203.80-202-102.nextgentel.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1151945846 0 :kipple_!n=kipple@203.80-202-102.nextgentel.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1151946973 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1151954987 0 :{^Raven^}!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :SimonRC: Sheffield < 1151955014 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah, ok < 1151955021 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :where *is* that? < 1151955031 0 :{^Raven^}!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :South Yorkshire < 1151955043 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no near me, then < 1151955078 0 :{^Raven^}!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, Sheffield is pretty much in the middle of the UK < 1151961889 0 :coder_!n=coder_@user-12l2j6u.cable.mindspring.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1151961966 0 :coder_!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1151964287 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Bitte waehlen Sie eine Beerdigungnachricht" < 1151965413 0 :kipple_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1151971824 0 :tgwizard!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1151977413 0 :AndrewNP!i=Andrew@pool-72-72-137-184.hrbgpa.dsl-w.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1151977962 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1151978680 0 :ihope!n=foo@c-71-205-100-59.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1151978690 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :HOLA COMO ESTAS < 1151980686 0 :AndrewNP!i=Andrew@pool-72-72-137-184.hrbgpa.dsl-w.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1151980700 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ola < 1151980706 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :estou bem < 1151980708 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :e voce? < 1151980757 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Um... sorry? < 1151980781 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's not Spanish! < 1151980805 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just as well. I don't speak Spanish. < 1151980925 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So... uh... hi!...? < 1151981139 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ello. < 1151981164 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :¿Cómo es... I mean, how are you? < 1151981181 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fine, just fine. :) And ye? < 1151981267 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Good. < 1151981561 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, obviously I'm new around here. Been poking through the wiki. Good stuff. < 1151982135 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So what, do I just make myself at home? < 1151982159 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Pretty much. < 1151982765 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :All right then. Maybe once I get more comfy around here, I'll start posting some of my stupid esolanguish ideas. < 1151982795 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1151982799 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :don't you dare < 1151982829 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Eep! Yes, sir. Sorry, sir. < 1151982841 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION apologizes. < 1151982876 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's better < 1151982989 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So, hi, I'm Andrew, and you are...? < 1151983498 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION checks the user info. < 1151983503 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And you are... Nikita. Hi! < 1151986646 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1151987224 0 :CXI!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"If you're reading this, it's probably xchat's fault." < 1151987666 0 :CXI!n=Sanity@dialup-249.88.221.203.acc50-kent-syd.comindico.com.au JOIN :#esoteric < 1151988621 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT : < 1151994945 0 :jix!i=jix@L625e.l.strato-dslnet.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1151999999 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :ended < 1152000000 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid JOIN :#esoteric < 1152001845 0 :tgwizard!n=tgwizard@c-613ee155.178-1-64736c10.cust.bredbandsbolaget.se JOIN :#esoteric < 1152002311 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"This computer has gone to sleep" < 1152005046 0 :nooga!i=nooga@ip-50.net-41.rev.inter-c.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1152005053 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1152005077 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION is ready to obtain his new phone with Symbian^tm ;D < 1152008328 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gah, Symbian. < 1152008511 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what? < 1152008519 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :don't u like symbian? < 1152008675 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not really, no. Admittedly I haven't really done much Symbian. (They really should release more Linux-friendly SDKs.) < 1152009848 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :eh < 1152009852 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i guess that's right < 1152012073 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There's that 'sdk2unix' hack, but it doesn't do the newest releases. What kind of phone, btw? < 1152013332 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1152015897 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT : < 1152019800 0 :jix!i=jix@L625e.l.strato-dslnet.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1152023386 0 :ihope!n=foo@c-71-205-100-59.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1152029350 0 :kipple!n=kipple@203.80-202-102.nextgentel.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1152032449 0 :AndrewNP!i=AndrewNP@pool-71-254-233-66.hrbgpa.east.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1152034879 0 :lindi-!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :clarke.freenode.net irc.freenode.net < 1152034890 0 :lindi-!n=lindi@kulho150.adsl.netsonic.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1152034910 0 :lindi-!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 131 (Connection reset by peer) < 1152034981 0 :lindi-!n=lindi@kulho150.adsl.netsonic.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1152035048 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :anything interesting happened here lately? (been away for a while) < 1152035073 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1152035380 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :kipple: a bunch of people died < 1152036010 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :huh? < 1152036029 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1152036053 0 :kipple!n=kipple@203.80-202-102.nextgentel.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1152037074 0 :SimonRC!i=sc@bylands.dur.ac.uk JOIN :#esoteric < 1152037725 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm < 1152037772 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The logs are 8 hours behind. < 1152037781 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :exactly < 1152037821 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :tick! < 1152037836 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, minus 20 sec or so. < 1152037926 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :anyway, it has helped determine when my irssi session was mysteriously killed. < 1152037933 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :11:42 local time < 1152037954 0 :CXI!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Connection timed out < 1152050906 0 :tgwizard!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1152050972 0 :tgwizard!n=tgwizard@c-613ee155.178-1-64736c10.cust.bredbandsbolaget.se JOIN :#esoteric < 1152053675 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Bitte waehlen Sie eine Beerdigungnachricht" < 1152055439 0 :tgwizard!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1152056191 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1152062847 0 :AndrewNP!i=AndrewNP@pool-71-254-233-66.hrbgpa.east.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1152063542 0 :poiuy_qwert!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT : < 1152063593 0 :poiuy_qwert!i=poiuyqwe@toronto-HSE-ppp4227184.sympatico.ca JOIN :#esoteric < 1152066651 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Helloes? < 1152068046 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :His. < 1152068128 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :OOH! http://secretnaziytmnd.ytmnd.com/ < 1152068392 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's just plain wrong. Hilarious, but wrong. < 1152068405 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But it's a YTMND, so that's about par for the course. < 1152068824 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Hey, everybody! Make this your default quit message!" < 1152069703 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION feels lonely in here. < 1152070928 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Hey, everybody! Make this your default quit message!" < 1152085487 0 :W_!n=W@198.80-203-25.nextgentel.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1152086362 0 :_W_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1152086399 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :ended < 1152086400 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid JOIN :#esoteric < 1152088049 0 :poiuy_qwert!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1152100079 0 :jix!i=jix@L63ff.l.strato-dslnet.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1152108318 0 :CXI!i=Sanity@dialup-172.105.221.203.acc51-kent-syd.comindico.com.au JOIN :#esoteric < 1152110283 0 :_W!n=W@198.80-203-25.nextgentel.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1152110682 0 :W_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 113 (No route to host) < 1152111409 0 :wildhalcyon!n=chatzill@c-69-243-95-121.hsd1.md.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1152112267 0 :wildhalcyon!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Chatzilla 0.9.73 [Firefox 1.5.0.4/2006050817]" < 1152116568 0 :kipple!n=kipple@203.80-202-102.nextgentel.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1152116943 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION gets a summer job < 1152117202 0 :CXI!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1152117218 0 :CXI!i=Sanity@dialup-172.105.221.203.acc51-kent-syd.comindico.com.au JOIN :#esoteric < 1152117926 0 :ihope!n=foo@c-71-205-100-59.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1152123831 0 :poiuy_qwert!i=poiuyqwe@toronto-HSE-ppp4227473.sympatico.ca JOIN :#esoteric < 1152126960 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1152135584 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Bitte waehlen Sie eine Beerdigungnachricht" < 1152140313 0 :calamari!n=calamari@ip68-231-173-86.tc.ph.cox.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1152141359 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1152148874 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1152150140 0 :AndrewNP!i=AndrewNP@pool-72-72-134-216.hrbgpa.dsl-w.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1152155413 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT : < 1152159761 0 :wildhalcyon!n=chatzill@c-69-243-95-121.hsd1.md.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1152159778 0 :wildhalcyon!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hello again < 1152161359 0 :wildhalcyon!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Chatzilla 0.9.73 [Firefox 1.5.0.4/2006050817]" < 1152165597 0 :_W_!n=W@198.80-203-25.nextgentel.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1152166237 0 :_W!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 113 (No route to host) < 1152168168 0 :thematrixeatsyou!n=leet@222-153-190-189.jetstream.xtra.co.nz JOIN :#esoteric < 1152168178 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1152168191 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i designed my first esoteric language yesterday < 1152168268 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HighFive_%28programming%29 < 1152168712 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :where is everybody? < 1152171936 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT : < 1152172799 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :ended < 1152172800 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid JOIN :#esoteric < 1152177747 0 :W_work!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :everybody is kung-fu fighting < 1152185037 0 :CXI!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"If you're reading this, it's probably xchat's fault." < 1152189595 0 :jix!i=jix@L6183.l.strato-dslnet.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1152192791 0 :GregorR!n=GregorR@host81-136-136-146.in-addr.btopenworld.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1152192801 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hi for a few seconds before I get disconnected :-P < 1152192810 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Metered with 3min remaining) < 1152192847 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm in Keswick (pronounced Kezik for some reason). Bye :-P < 1152192848 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1152193942 0 :poiuy_qwert!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1152200460 0 :CXI!n=Sanity@dialup-54.88.221.203.acc50-kent-syd.comindico.com.au JOIN :#esoteric < 1152200734 0 :kipple!n=kipple@203.80-202-102.nextgentel.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1152201820 0 :ihope!n=ubuntu@c-71-205-100-59.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1152204973 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1152212691 0 :poiuy_qwert!i=poiuyqwe@toronto-HSE-ppp4227359.sympatico.ca JOIN :#esoteric < 1152213765 0 :calamari!n=calamari@ip68-231-173-86.tc.ph.cox.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1152213775 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1152216323 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1152228369 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Bitte waehlen Sie eine Beerdigungnachricht" < 1152229787 0 :AndrewNP!i=AndrewNP@pool-71-254-255-17.hrbgpa.dsl-w.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1152230407 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1152233239 0 :Arrogant!i=Scotty@48.orlando-06-08rs.fl.dial-access.att.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1152235862 0 :Arrogant!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 113 (No route to host) < 1152237206 0 :puzzlet_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1152237236 0 :puzzlet!n=puzzlet@124.48.237.50 JOIN :#esoteric < 1152238859 0 :Arrogant!i=Scotty@220.orlando-06-08rs.fl.dial-access.att.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1152240124 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Allo! < 1152240252 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just checking: how many people here use the forum? Like, if I posted a question there, would I get a decent response? < 1152240727 0 :oerjanj!n=oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1152240762 0 :oerjanj!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Client Quit < 1152242381 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't use it... < 1152242487 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hrm. Yeah, judging by the "last post" dates, it's not exactly popular. < 1152242494 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Don't even know why I asked. < 1152242960 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah well; shouldn't be that hard for me to figure out the answer on my own. < 1152242969 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Still, thanks for any help you may or may not have been considering giving. < 1152243360 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT : < 1152245112 0 :AndrewNP!i=AndrewNP@pool-72-72-135-37.hrbgpa.dsl-w.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1152246837 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1152247232 0 :Arrogant!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :Arro[gone]t < 1152253490 0 :Arro[gone]t!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :Arrogant < 1152253838 0 :kipple!n=kipple@203.80-202-102.nextgentel.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1152253853 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Client Quit < 1152256904 0 :jix!i=jix@L63dc.l.strato-dslnet.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1152257410 0 :_W_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"brb" < 1152257754 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Bitte waehlen Sie eine Beerdigungnachricht" < 1152259199 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :ended < 1152259200 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid JOIN :#esoteric < 1152260971 0 :jix!i=jix@L63dc.l.strato-dslnet.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1152263415 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1152263443 0 :jix!i=jix@L63dc.l.strato-dslnet.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1152267696 0 :Arrogant_!i=Scotty@229.orlando-04-05rs.fl.dial-access.att.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1152269067 0 :Arrogant!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1152271408 0 :Arrogant_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1152280530 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Bitte waehlen Sie eine Beerdigungnachricht" < 1152283984 0 :W_work!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"I'm off to lie in the sun" < 1152288174 0 :tokigun!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1152293480 0 :kipple!n=kipple@203.80-202-102.nextgentel.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1152294201 0 :Arrogant!i=Scotty@57.orlando-09rh15-16rt.fl.dial-access.att.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1152296048 0 :Arrogant!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1152296135 0 :Arrogant!i=Scotty@57.orlando-09rh15-16rt.fl.dial-access.att.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1152298925 0 :Arrogant!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1152299537 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1152300423 0 :lindi-!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer) < 1152300604 0 :lindi-!n=lindi@kulho150.adsl.netsonic.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1152302043 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION goes. < 1152313939 0 :fuse!n=mpersano@medusa.insite.com.br JOIN :#esoteric < 1152314965 0 :fuse!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"ircII EPIC4-2.0 -- Are we there yet?" < 1152315841 0 :Sgeo!n=Sgeo@ool-18bf61f7.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1152317759 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1152318800 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bye for now all < 1152320713 0 :AndrewNP!i=AndrewNP@pool-71-240-146-179.hrbgpa.east.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1152321866 0 :Arrogant!i=Scott@5.orlando-09-10rs.fl.dial-access.att.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1152322705 0 :Arrogant!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1152324579 0 :calamari!n=calamari@ip68-231-173-86.tc.ph.cox.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1152324619 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1152325845 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hi. < 1152330372 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1152330482 0 :Sgeo!n=Sgeo@ool-18bf61f7.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1152335512 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT : < 1152336768 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Night all < 1152336774 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Ex-Chat" < 1152339575 0 :Arrogant!i=Scotty@70.orlando-04-05rs.fl.dial-access.att.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1152339837 0 :Arrogant!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Client Quit < 1152340493 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1152340603 0 :calamari!n=calamari@ip68-231-173-86.tc.ph.cox.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1152342147 0 :Arrogant!i=Scotty@105.orlando-04-05rs.fl.dial-access.att.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1152345599 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :ended < 1152345600 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid JOIN :#esoteric < 1152346637 0 :thematrixeatsyou!n=leet@222-152-163-165.jetstream.xtra.co.nz JOIN :#esoteric < 1152346723 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :-----------------//+++++++++///////++++++++/-//////*/.---.+++++++..+++. < 1152347376 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :this'll be more familiar: +++++++++[>+++++++<-]>.---.+++++++..+++. < 1152347386 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :anyone here? < 1152347820 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1152347870 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hey < 1152347887 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :check out what i made: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/wiki/HighFive < 1152347892 0 :EsoBot!n=EsoBot@ip68-231-173-86.tc.ph.cox.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1152347904 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!help < 1152347914 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :E!help < 1152347915 0 :EsoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Commands: bf, cat, help, kill, ls, ps, quit, unnecessary. < 1152347923 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :dammit where's hf? < 1152347928 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :E!bf +++++++++[>+++++++<-]>.---.+++++++..+++. < 1152347929 0 :EsoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :?++++++++<-]>.---.+++++++..+++. < 1152347977 0 :EsoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :HELLO < 1152348055 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I need to hit the sack.. but 5 instructions is quite nice :) < 1152348062 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :k, nn < 1152348068 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :cya < 1152348069 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :gonna be off in 15 mins < 1152348076 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1152348083 0 :EsoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1152348926 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :gonna go so ciao < 1152348971 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :-----------------//++++++++///////++++++++/-//////*/++.+++++++++++++++++++++++.--------------------. < 1152348993 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"or ++++++++[>++++++++<-]>++.+++++++++++++++++++++++.--------------------." < 1152353008 0 :Keymaker!n=nobody@wire74.adsl.netsonic.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1152353022 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hello < 1152353217 0 :Arrogant!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1152353243 0 :Arrogant!i=Scotty@105.orlando-04-05rs.fl.dial-access.att.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1152354175 0 :kipple!n=kipple@203.80-202-102.nextgentel.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1152354218 0 :jix!i=jix@L60ec.l.strato-dslnet.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1152357019 0 :Arrogant!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1152361912 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1152368638 0 :Sgeo!n=Sgeo@ool-18bf61f7.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1152369098 0 :Keymaker!n=nobody@wire74.adsl.netsonic.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1152369135 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hey. anyone heard of "nuva" programming language? < 1152369178 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :seems wikipedia's hello world in esoteric languages has program "? 'Hello, world!'" for a language called Nuva < 1152369210 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but can find nothing about nuva.. < 1152369395 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuva_programming_language < 1152369401 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::p < 1152369410 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :err < 1152369415 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wikipedia does not have an article with this exact name. < 1152369429 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(there is nothing :P) < 1152369449 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It was in Goog'e's search results < 1152369460 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yea < 1152369465 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://64.233.161.104/search?q=cache:eu51w9TjAcMJ:en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuva_programming_language+NuvA+language&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=1&client=firefox < 1152369475 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Although it's very not-helpful < 1152369482 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah, yeah < 1152369489 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :seems there's only some archived one.. < 1152369512 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i guess it just was some language someone made up and added there. < 1152369558 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If it didn't exist before, someone should write specs < 1152369575 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::) < 1152380638 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1152386893 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bye all, gone for the rest of my afternoon, but will stay online < 1152390462 0 :nooga!i=nooga@ip-50.net-41.rev.inter-c.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1152390470 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hello < 1152390577 0 :poiuy_qwert!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT : < 1152394933 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION is going to sit here whole night < 1152397725 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Bitte waehlen Sie eine Beerdigungnachricht" < 1152397905 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :laaaaaaaaaa < 1152397950 0 :jix!i=jix@L60ec.l.strato-dslnet.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1152397955 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1152398159 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1152399319 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oooooooooh: "R6RS has no notion of a top-level definition or expression." < 1152400184 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm? < 1152401428 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Ex-Chat" < 1152401467 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION goes (maybe for days). < 1152401669 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :noooo < 1152404100 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Bitte waehlen Sie eine Beerdigungnachricht" < 1152411442 0 :AndrewNP!i=AndrewNP@pool-71-254-227-146.hrbgpa.east.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1152411458 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ye-ello? < 1152411577 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1152411604 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No? That's not an answer to... anything. -10 points. < 1152411647 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1152411717 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;d < 1152411737 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no = something like 'yup' in Polish < 1152411792 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so < 1152411793 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wassup? < 1152411898 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not a whole lot. Trying to come up with ideas for my Very Own Esolang. Don't want it to be just another BF. ;) < 1152412086 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :meh < 1152412087 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i know < 1152412094 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's hard < 1152412132 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i.e. SADOL was invented accidentally when i was trying to implement a simple calculator in turbopascal (sic!) < 1152412241 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :now i'm having problems with creating somethin' completely different < 1152412355 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah. It feels like all the really "good" stupid ideas have been taken. That can't be true, of course, but it sure seems like it sometimes. < 1152412393 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :just base it on some obscure theory of computation concept. < 1152412427 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hehe < 1152412437 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :my newest idea bases on perforated cards emulation < 1152412452 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :.: :: .. :. . .. :: < 1152412467 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::: .. . .: ... etc ;d < 1152412537 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pretty < 1152412540 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :looks like braille < 1152412670 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :uhm < 1152412840 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nooga: I think that's a compliment. :) < 1152412946 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :thanks > < 1152412948 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::> < 1152413256 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well < 1152413275 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i've got nothing to to but i won't go sleep < 1152413301 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :'cause i'm after redbull^tm < 1152413306 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::/ < 1152413349 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hm. User page says you're in Poland... current time there is... holy crap. < 1152413360 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :mhm :) < 1152413392 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah, the joys of summer. Too bad my vacation is filled with a job. < 1152413426 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :always look on the bright side of life i'd say < 1152413435 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :job -> $$$ < 1152413477 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeahm there is that. :) < 1152413563 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i've made a photo < 1152413611 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :using ooold techniques, oold camera and ooold chemistry < 1152413628 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i bet you wanna see < 1152413658 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What, a wonderfully geeky project like that? Not at all. < 1152413663 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.digart.pl/zoom.php?id=380880&dwnl=1 < 1152413712 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :isn't taht retro?!:D < 1152413751 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Indeed it is. Very cool. < 1152413771 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :thx < 1152413824 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://agentj.osk-net.pl/wysypisko/uploads/hooy.jpg < 1152413845 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that one is... hehehe stupid < 1152413891 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also cool. < 1152413899 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION regrets that he can't understand Polish. < 1152414078 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no problem... from the left: "Thirst(changed to deer) hasn't got any chance :D" "There it goes again..." "Me - Sprite, You - Thirst" "What?" < 1152414104 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :based on an idiotic commercial -.-' < 1152414122 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heh. Product placement: the international language. < 1152414163 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes, i'm sick :D < 1152414363 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hey, it's funny, and that's what matters. < 1152414380 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Actually, that language barrier was the reason for one of my ideas. Not necessarily an esolang. < 1152414402 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just a language that doesn't use any reserved WORDS. With macros, probably, so you can define your own syntax. < 1152414412 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wow < 1152414566 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well... i guess i'm going to bed < 1152414588 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, okay. Good night. Maybe I'll work on that idea I mentioned just now. :) < 1152414608 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :at least i will lay and stare ceiling < 1152414617 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heh. Still feeling that Red Bull? < 1152414622 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1152414645 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok, gn8, good luck < 1152414651 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Thanks! Bye! < 1152414667 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT : < 1152417735 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :mornin' guys :) < 1152417754 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Morning? What time zone are you in? < 1152417763 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh, GMT+1 < 1152417776 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Norway) < 1152417815 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah. K. GMT-5 over here. (eastern USA) Or 4, maybe. Stupid daylight savings. < 1152417840 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah, yes. I guess its +2 here when counting daylight savings < 1152417909 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :anyway, its definately time to go to bed < 1152417924 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Agreed. Good night! Or... morning. :) < 1152417967 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah. good night/morning < 1152418141 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :See ya! < 1152419454 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1152420026 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT : < 1152426783 0 :Arrogant!i=Scotty@169.orlando-04-05rs.fl.dial-access.att.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1152431999 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :ended < 1152432000 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid JOIN :#esoteric < 1152433561 0 :calamari!n=calamari@ip68-231-173-86.tc.ph.cox.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1152434333 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1152435561 0 :thematrixeatsyou!n=leet@219.89.216.183 JOIN :#esoteric < 1152435643 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :-----------------//++++++++++///////++++++++/-//////*/+++.++.---. < 1152435658 0 :CXI!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1152435683 0 :CXI!i=Sanity@dialup-54.88.221.203.acc50-kent-syd.comindico.com.au JOIN :#esoteric < 1152435846 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hello < 1152436197 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1152436243 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :thematrixeatsyou: is your HighFive interpreter PD? < 1152436256 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's PD? < 1152436261 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :public domain < 1152436274 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, open source < 1152436285 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :if you remake it, make sure my name's still there < 1152436295 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or reddistro it, or modify it < 1152436318 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :this might be useful: http://www.freebasic.net < 1152436319 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have no problem with that, I'm asking just for including it into the archive < 1152436334 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what archive's that? < 1152436367 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/files/ < 1152436392 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :go for it ;) < 1152436436 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lemme find some egobots... < 1152436437 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!help < 1152436538 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :does egobot run in windows? < 1152436551 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :cos the only linux pc in this house isn't connected to the net < 1152436965 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hello? < 1152437211 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oops < 1152437221 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I was in another window < 1152437254 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :k < 1152437256 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't know about the system egobot needs < 1152437262 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :are you the dude whos uploading 'em? < 1152437269 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nope < 1152437335 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR is the one to blame ;) < 1152437386 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :k < 1152439408 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you should like this: http://www.99-bottles-of-beer.net/ < 1152439623 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :gtg, ciao < 1152439630 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT : < 1152439996 0 :jix!i=jix@L601f.l.strato-dslnet.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1152445524 0 :Arrogant!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1152449909 0 :Arrogant!i=Scotty@169.orlando-04-05rs.fl.dial-access.att.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1152452069 0 :Arrogant!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :Arro[gone]t < 1152452615 0 :Arro[gone]t!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1152455464 0 :kipple!n=kipple@203.80-202-102.nextgentel.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1152464217 0 :{^Raven^}!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1152474463 0 :AndrewNP!i=AndrewNP@pool-71-254-227-146.hrbgpa.east.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1152475032 0 :Sgeo!n=Sgeo@ool-18bf61f7.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1152479147 0 :nooga!i=nooga@ip-50.net-41.rev.inter-c.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1152479164 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1152479167 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :kipple? < 1152479602 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1152489165 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Bitte waehlen Sie eine Beerdigungnachricht" < 1152493563 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1152494753 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bye for now all < 1152494847 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Ex-Chat" < 1152498342 0 :{^Raven^}!n=NoneGive@82-38-206-74.cable.ubr05.shef.blueyonder.co.uk JOIN :#esoteric < 1152498485 0 :{^Raven^}!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Client Quit < 1152504753 0 :Arrogant!i=Scotty@148.orlando-09-10rs.fl.dial-access.att.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1152506171 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT : < 1152513611 0 :thematrixeatsyou!n=leet@222-152-243-89.jetstream.xtra.co.nz JOIN :#esoteric < 1152513640 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :0"olleh">:#,_@ < 1152513652 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or is that 0"olleh">:#._@ < 1152513772 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :one prints hello, the other prints 104 101 111 111 114 < 1152513782 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!help < 1152514037 0 :calamari!n=calamari@ip68-231-173-86.tc.ph.cox.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1152514045 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And neither prints a newline at the end, which is un-nice. < 1152514085 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi fizziehow are you?I am feeling unnice :) < 1152514109 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hello < 1152514138 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi matrix < 1152514145 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :this is why he said it: < 1152514145 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : 0"olleh">:#,_@ < 1152514145 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : or is that 0"olleh">:#._@ < 1152514145 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : one prints hello, the other prints 104 101 111 111 114 < 1152514155 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hows things < 1152514156 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hehe < 1152514165 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hello-ehlo. < 1152514170 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :okay.. have a cold so feeling kinda blah < 1152514207 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so I've been working on some graphic design < 1152514267 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :is it in piet? < 1152514394 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1152514404 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :gimp and inkscape < 1152514507 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :gimp rox my sox off < 1152514855 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well it's summer so I guess your feet won't get cold < 1152514923 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :WRONG i'm in the southern hemisphere < 1152514936 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's WRONG with an exclamation mark < 1152514953 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::) < 1152514974 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i live in new zealand, getting warmer tho' < 1152514977 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ahh, New Zealand < 1152514982 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :was really hot last nite < 1152514990 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :can you own firearms there? < 1152515179 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yah but not handguns i think < 1152515186 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or automatics < 1152515194 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, at least no automatic BB guns < 1152515382 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the govt's shit < 1152515390 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :at the moment < 1152515443 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's too bad < 1152515455 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :seems that all are that way these days < 1152515646 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Helen+Clark+is+doing+the+country+a+favour&word2=Helen+Clark+is+a+bitch < 1152515666 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :googlefight knows all and tells all < 1152515753 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=esobot&word2=egobot :( :( < 1152515844 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :why don't you try and make a better one? < 1152515895 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :apathy < 1152515923 0 :lindi-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Click here to download a plugin < 1152515970 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wtf? < 1152515976 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lindi; Weren't you using gnash or something? < 1152516010 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :dude, someone using mirc should use this scripts with me: < 1152516011 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :on 1:text:*fuck*:#: /msg $chan Don't fucking swear! < 1152516017 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*script < 1152516032 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sorry about the nonesoteric language < 1152516053 0 :lindi-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: well yes, in a debian unstable system, in a chroot < 1152516105 0 :Arrogant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wait. Jesus beat porn? < 1152516165 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yep ;) < 1152516184 0 :Arrogant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=sex&word2=jesus <- much better < 1152516328 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I like this one: http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=tax&word2=your+budget < 1152516431 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :a fight of the month: http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Microsoft+Vista&word2=Delay < 1152516588 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :a "funny fight":http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=microsoft&word2=the+law < 1152516614 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=microsoft&word2=the+law < 1152516643 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lindi-: shit, that must be pretty unstable < 1152516646 0 :Arrogant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=my+girl&word2=my+budget imo < 1152516686 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=microsoft+windows&word2=linux < 1152516719 0 :Arrogant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=got&word2=milk%3F < 1152516739 0 :lindi-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :thematrixeatsyou: ? < 1152516838 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :debian unstable + chroot = debian even more unstable < 1152516900 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION nominates calamari for the outstanding GoogleFight with Linux beating Microsoft Windows! < 1152516910 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :here, have a cookie < 1152516960 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION cheated ;) < 1152516975 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :for a fair fight it'd be something like microsoft windows vs Ubuntu Linux < 1152516981 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bill gates is actally a cool guy, he stopped programming after about 3.1, and does 3.1 crash? < 1152516987 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nah, Mandrake Linux < 1152516989 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=steve+ballmer&word2=linus+torvalds < 1152517003 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah whichever is biggest < 1152517029 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :on the fight: redhat > debian > ubuntu < 1152517045 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :whoever's repeatedly doing god vs s***n can piss off < 1152517103 0 :Arrogant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It is probably a very popular fight. < 1152517106 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :rotating a 4072x6288 image takes a while < 1152517108 0 :Arrogant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=jesus+porn&word2=furry+porn < 1152517116 0 :Arrogant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That is ... frightening. < 1152517175 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sad and true: http://googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=spam+laws&word2=bulk+market < 1152517205 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :shit that one is scary < 1152517232 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=boyfriend&word2=girlfriend < 1152517239 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :seems gfs are more popular < 1152517689 0 :lindi-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :thematrixeatsyou: the chroot part is there to make it less unstable to use :) < 1152518399 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :ended < 1152518400 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid JOIN :#esoteric < 1152518423 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1152518571 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bbl < 1152518575 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1152518635 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ciao-ish < 1152518696 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wtf?! < 1152518697 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :RedGreen contains John Conway's "Game of Life" cellular automaton as a subset within it, and Life has been shown to be Turing-complete; thus, RedGreen should also be Turing-complete. < 1152518712 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :weird < 1152520017 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :gtg ciao < 1152520019 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT : < 1152526504 0 :jix!i=jix@L6252.l.strato-dslnet.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1152530847 0 :Arrogant!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1152532079 0 :Yayyak!n=User@CPE-58-169-139-79.vic.bigpond.net.au JOIN :#esoteric < 1152532673 0 :Yayyak!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1152547221 0 :kipple!n=kipple@203.80-202-102.nextgentel.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1152554878 0 :Keymaker!n=nobody@wire74.adsl.netsonic.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1152555155 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hello, worlds < 1152559409 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :worlds are usually not very talkative ... < 1152559424 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :aye < 1152562888 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1152564563 0 :calamari!n=calamari@ip68-231-173-86.tc.ph.cox.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1152567358 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :kipple: I'm trying to make an automatic translation of http://www.sakabe.i.is.nagoya-u.ac.jp/~nishida/DB/pdf/iizawa05ss2005-22.pdf (thanks fot pointing out its existence) < 1152567440 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the translation is barely understandable so far but it still helps < 1152567753 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's great. though I suspect I wouldn't understand much of it no matter what language it was written in ;) < 1152567865 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :he defines the concept of a "data module" as a functional unit < 1152567868 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :interesting... < 1152569589 0 :ihope_!n=foo@c-71-205-100-59.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1152571421 0 :AndrewNP!i=AndrewNP@pool-72-72-129-26.hrbgpa.dsl-w.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1152575194 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1152576637 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Bitte waehlen Sie eine Beerdigungnachricht" < 1152588375 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Taking a skillet nap..." < 1152590833 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Hey, everybody! Make this your default quit message!" < 1152594158 0 :thematrixeatsyou!n=leet@222-152-241-63.jetstream.xtra.co.nz JOIN :#esoteric < 1152594202 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1152594289 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hey calamari < 1152594296 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi matrix < 1152594306 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i've got another one of those newfangled esoteric thingies < 1152594311 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yay < 1152594390 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's called TheSquare < 1152594459 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :kinda like befunge but more game-oriented < 1152595020 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://users.cjb.net/tmey/index.html < 1152595023 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oops < 1152595036 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://tmey.cjb.net/highfive.html < 1152595050 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oops < 1152595057 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://tmey.cjb.net/thesquare.html < 1152596125 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's better < 1152596179 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/wiki/TheSquare < 1152596526 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hello? < 1152600829 0 :lindi-!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :clarke.freenode.net irc.freenode.net < 1152600830 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :clarke.freenode.net irc.freenode.net < 1152600830 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :clarke.freenode.net irc.freenode.net < 1152600830 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :clarke.freenode.net irc.freenode.net < 1152600905 0 :lindi-!n=lindi@kulho150.adsl.netsonic.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1152600905 0 :SimonRC!i=sc@bylands.dur.ac.uk JOIN :#esoteric < 1152600905 0 :pgimeno!n=pgimeno@124.Red-80-59-211.staticIP.rima-tde.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1152600905 0 :fizzie!n=fizban@sesefras.zem.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1152601642 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(sung in four-part harmony:) netspliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit! < 1152603220 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What do you think? http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/wiki/TheSquare < 1152603462 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :back < 1152603501 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :k < 1152603520 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what do you think of it? use the interpreter < 1152603536 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :interpreter is full of fancy colours < 1152603540 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :why the licensing restrictions ? < 1152603582 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :just so I can keep a record < 1152603589 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and so that no-one abuses it < 1152603622 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i mean, the spec basically requres you to have my name on it, but that's all < 1152603645 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :abuses it? < 1152603650 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what do you mean? < 1152603667 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the interpreter requires permission, my name, and source code, you can modify it but you need to ask first and I should say yes < 1152603673 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :claiming its theirs < 1152603701 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but yeah, i've granted esolang permission to redistribute it < 1152603708 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i see < 1152603742 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the gpl works pretty well for me.. nobody commercial is going to want to use it < 1152603758 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and hobbists will know I wrote the first version < 1152603770 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hobbyists rather < 1152603783 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so I guess I never worried about that :) < 1152603802 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I like the look of the hello world program < 1152603997 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bbl < 1152604000 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1152604074 0 :lindi-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :thematrixeatsyou: sounds quite fishy as a legal clause < 1152604121 0 :lindi-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :thematrixeatsyou: who needs proprietary interpreters anyway? < 1152604799 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :ended < 1152604800 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid JOIN :#esoteric < 1152604838 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :gtg, ciao < 1152604852 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT : < 1152605003 0 :Arrogant!i=Scotty@48.orlando-06-08rs.fl.dial-access.att.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1152611334 0 :Arrogant!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1152613138 0 :Keymaker!n=nobody@wire74.adsl.netsonic.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1152613248 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pgimeno: hey, that sounds good. i'm interested about it too < 1152613262 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so, link it up whatever you manage to translate ;) < 1152615639 0 :jix!i=jix@L6054.l.strato-dslnet.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1152615811 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hey jix < 1152617248 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :moin Keymaker < 1152617253 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::) < 1152621659 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1152631554 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Keymaker: http://www.formauri.es/personal/pgimeno/temp/malbolge-jap-eng.html (just slightly formatted) < 1152634157 0 :ihope_!n=foo@c-71-205-100-59.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1152634158 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :ihope < 1152636167 0 :kipple!n=kipple@203.80-202-102.nextgentel.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1152651788 0 :Arrogant!i=Scotty@53.orlando-04-05rs.fl.dial-access.att.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1152653301 0 :Arrogant!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1152653724 0 :calamari!n=calamari@ip68-231-173-86.tc.ph.cox.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1152655155 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"To run, take a character from the user. What was taken? Output that character, then run." <- programming in English < 1152655306 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"To run, take a character from the user. What was taken? If that is EOF, do nothing; otherwise output that character, then run." <- cat program in English, version 2. Comes with free ambiguity. < 1152655340 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"To run, take a character from the user. What was taken? If that is EOF, do nothing; otherwise output that character, then if that isn't EOF, run." <- version 3, with no ambiguity. < 1152655394 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"To run, take a character from the user. What was taken? If that is EOF, do nothing; otherwise do this: output that character, then run." <- version 4: no ambiguity, and it looks nicer. < 1152655473 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I would think ";" unambiguously delimits "if foo, do a, do b; otherwise do c, do d" as "if(foo) { a; b; } else { c; d; }", but maybe that's just me. < 1152655684 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, it could. < 1152655798 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"A list is the empty list or both a head and a tail." <- a type declaration in English. < 1152655954 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"The length of the empty list is 0. The length of a list is 1 + the length of the tail of the list." <- a function declaration in English. < 1152657260 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :perhaps plus instead of + < 1152657321 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and small numbers could be written out.. so "one plus" < 1152657333 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, we could do that. < 1152657376 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :probably 0 through maybe 12 < 1152657397 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :of course they could choose < 1152657424 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just have "Twelve is 12." and such. < 1152657426 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :btw, I have no idea what you're doing, but that looks cool < 1152657458 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Thinking about an esolang that's English. < 1152657467 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or maybe just a lang, as it's not that esoteric. < 1152657485 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah, it'd be cooler if not esoteric < 1152657497 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :then you could describe DeCSS with your lang :) < 1152657523 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Somebody's already done that, except with a more esoteric (and imperative) rendering. < 1152657553 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :right, but yours would probably look better < 1152657590 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Any declarative rendering of a program in English is better than any imperative rendering of a program in English :-) < 1152657596 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, and I just realized that version 2 of the cat program can easily be made inarguably unambiguous: "To run, take a character from the user. What was taken? If that is EOF, do nothing. Otherwise output that character, then run." < 1152657608 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If we can use semicolons, then we can use periods. < 1152657631 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what does "then run" mean? < 1152657685 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :After outputting that character, run. < 1152657693 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :probably want a comma after otherwise < 1152657703 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what does run mean? < 1152657710 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :run what? < 1152657724 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or you do mean loop? < 1152657731 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That'd be the English version of the "main" function. < 1152657738 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The " < 1152657745 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The "to run" verb, that is. < 1152657810 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :do you mean re-run? < 1152657814 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or restart, or something like that? < 1152657832 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm assuming it is the end of a loop and you are executing the loop again? < 1152657871 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :anyhow :) < 1152657885 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's a recursive verb. 'void main() {char x = input; output(x); main()} < 1152657890 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Something like that. < 1152657914 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I see < 1152657923 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe "run again" could also be used. < 1152657927 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so maybe run again < 1152657930 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1152657938 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::) < 1152657950 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :gotta go.. have fun! < 1152657956 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bye. < 1152657961 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1152658060 0 :lindi-!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 131 (Connection reset by peer) < 1152658339 0 :lindi-!n=lindi@kulho150.adsl.netsonic.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1152659631 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Bitte waehlen Sie eine Beerdigungnachricht" < 1152660282 0 :AndrewNP!i=AndrewNP@pool-71-254-255-165.hrbgpa.dsl-w.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1152661735 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1152670752 0 :puzzlet!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1152674372 0 :Sgeo!n=Sgeo@ool-18bf61f7.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1152675302 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Ex-Chat" < 1152676192 0 :Sgeo!n=Sgeo@ool-18bf61f7.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1152679966 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Thank you for using IRC." < 1152681975 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Ex-Chat" < 1152686204 0 :Arrogant!i=Scotty@100.orlando-06-08rs.fl.dial-access.att.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1152688102 0 :Arrogant!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1152688198 0 :Arrogant!i=Scotty@100.orlando-06-08rs.fl.dial-access.att.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1152691199 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :ended < 1152691200 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid JOIN :#esoteric < 1152695755 0 :ihope_!n=foo@c-71-205-100-59.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1152696478 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1152697202 0 :ihope__!n=foo@c-71-205-100-59.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1152697206 0 :ihope__!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :ihope < 1152697949 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1152703586 0 :tgwizard!n=tgwizard@c-123ce155.178-1-64736c10.cust.bredbandsbolaget.se JOIN :#esoteric < 1152703763 0 :jix!i=jix@L62d9.l.strato-dslnet.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1152704778 0 :Arrogant!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1152704789 0 :Arrogant!i=Scotty@100.orlando-06-08rs.fl.dial-access.att.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1152704815 0 :Arrogant!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1152710838 0 :lindi-!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :clarke.freenode.net irc.freenode.net < 1152710864 0 :lindi-!n=lindi@kulho150.adsl.netsonic.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1152713229 0 :NoneGiven!n=NoneGive@82-38-206-74.cable.ubr05.shef.blueyonder.co.uk JOIN :#esoteric < 1152713260 0 :NoneGiven!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :{^Raven^} < 1152714667 0 :CXI!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"If you're reading this, it's probably xchat's fault." < 1152714763 0 :CXI!n=Sanity@dialup-54.88.221.203.acc50-kent-syd.comindico.com.au JOIN :#esoteric < 1152715682 0 :puzzlet!n=puzzlet@124.48.237.50 JOIN :#esoteric < 1152715782 0 :{^Raven^}!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1152719641 0 :CXI!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"If you're reading this, it's probably xchat's fault." < 1152720414 0 :ihope__!n=foo@c-71-205-100-59.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1152721509 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1152724615 0 :kipple!n=kipple@203.80-202-102.nextgentel.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1152725894 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"This computer has gone to sleep" < 1152727936 0 :CXI!i=Sanity@dialup-159.89.221.203.acc50-kent-syd.comindico.com.au JOIN :#esoteric < 1152730772 0 :ihope__!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :ihope < 1152730829 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So is there any nice way to get the entire history for a page? < 1152730833 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :On the Wiki, that is? < 1152730899 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what do you mean? you want it all in one document? < 1152730961 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, I want it all offline. < 1152731066 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, i guess you could extract it from the db-dump < 1152734636 0 :tgwizard!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1152741581 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1152742399 0 :Sgeo!n=Sgeo@ool-18bf61f7.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1152751210 0 :CXII!n=Sanity@dialup-17.88.221.203.acc50-kent-syd.comindico.com.au JOIN :#esoteric < 1152752144 0 :AndrewNP!i=AndrewNP@pool-72-72-141-53.hrbgpa.dsl-w.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1152752394 0 :CXI!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Success < 1152754402 0 :CXII!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1152754428 0 :CXII!i=Sanity@dialup-17.88.221.203.acc50-kent-syd.comindico.com.au JOIN :#esoteric < 1152757179 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT : < 1152761854 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Ex-Chat" < 1152761959 0 :Sgeo!n=Sgeo@ool-18bf61f7.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1152762298 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Hey, everybody! Make this your default quit message!" < 1152762384 0 :thematrixeatsyou!n=leet@222-152-177-18.jetstream.xtra.co.nz JOIN :#esoteric < 1152762418 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :0"olleH">:#,_@ < 1152763539 0 :AndrewNP!i=AndrewNP@pool-72-72-141-53.hrbgpa.dsl-w.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1152763590 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hello < 1152763595 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hoy! < 1152763610 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I saw the new little projects you put up. < 1152763624 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Glad to see people are still doin' stuff around here. ^_^ < 1152763765 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yep < 1152763780 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :did some tweaking with the TheSquare licence < 1152763791 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm loving this Circute stuff though < 1152763797 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's better than crack < 1152763801 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(just kidding) < 1152763829 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah good. I'd hope you weren't speaking from experience. ;) < 1152763840 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :With the crack, I mean. Knock yourself out with the programming. < 1152763937 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1152764482 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just updated the Circute page: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/wiki/Circute < 1152764546 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :do you have WinAmp or another thingy that plays MOD/XM/IT/S3M files? < 1152764687 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Y...eah. < 1152764739 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If you do, give this a shot, it's a really good experience: http://www.modarchive.com/cgi/random.cgi < 1152764950 0 :Arrogant!i=Scotty@207.orlando-09-10rs.fl.dial-access.att.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1152765008 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hello, I've fixed those licences < 1152765084 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Cool, BTW, on the modarchive thingie. < 1152765120 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Arrogant: And hi. :) < 1152765146 0 :Arrogant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hey AndrewNP. < 1152765248 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Some of my favourites are "Silence" (geniewiz remix), "untitled bonus track", and "calvados" < 1152765314 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, and "J.xm" < 1152765572 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Night all < 1152765611 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nn Sgeo < 1152765645 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :G'night! < 1152765678 0 :CXII!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :CXI < 1152765746 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Ex-Chat" < 1152766344 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Occasionally you get some crap tracks off modarchive < 1152766612 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There are some dud ones too < 1152766740 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hey, at least the price is right. < 1152766836 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yep, free, like it should be. < 1152767289 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I love this one: http://www.modarchive.com/cgi-bin/download.cgi/B/bonustrk.xm < 1152767845 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Very cool. < 1152770413 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Bye all!" < 1152770419 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ciao? < 1152770636 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :#N= < 1152770636 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : ==--------- < 1152770646 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(tiny circute oscillator) < 1152771284 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :gonna go so ciao < 1152771371 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Ook? Ook? What does that do?" < 1152775550 0 :jix!i=jix@L6261.l.strato-dslnet.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1152776939 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"This computer has gone to sleep" < 1152777599 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :ended < 1152777600 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid JOIN :#esoteric < 1152789111 0 :tgwizard!n=tgwizard@c-123ce155.178-1-64736c10.cust.bredbandsbolaget.se JOIN :#esoteric < 1152790648 0 :Arrogant!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1152797869 0 :jix!i=jix@L6261.l.strato-dslnet.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1152811269 0 :cmeme!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1152812140 0 :ihope!n=foo@c-71-205-100-59.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1152812881 0 :kipple!n=kipple@203.80-202-102.nextgentel.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1152813016 0 :cmeme!n=cmeme@boa.b9.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1152817723 0 :cmeme!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1152818244 0 :cmeme!n=cmeme@boa.b9.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1152829270 0 :tgwizard!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1152832086 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Bitte waehlen Sie eine Beerdigungnachricht" < 1152833102 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1152841622 0 :AndrewNP!i=AndrewNP@pool-71-254-240-90.hrbgpa.east.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1152841668 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hey, are any of the wiki sysops on here right now? < 1152841866 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess I'd be one. < 1152841914 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do you have the ability to change usernames? < 1152842023 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, I don't think so. < 1152842034 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Aw, crap. < 1152842057 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do you know who *would* be able to do that? < 1152842076 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Probably just Graue. < 1152842078 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why? < 1152842121 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, I signed up for the wiki, but I put the wrong thing as my username. < 1152842136 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Couldn't you just sign up again? < 1152842181 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess I could. But I'm not sure I like the idea of cluttering up the wiki with too many users... < 1152842250 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You could bug Graue to delete the other one :-) < 1152842333 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, it's not just that. I'm actually User #100, and I'd like to hold on to that ID#. ^^;; < 1152842344 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But... hang on, I guess I can e-mail him and see what happens. < 1152842397 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Thanks for your help though. :) < 1152842702 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION has sent the request... < 1152842813 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So anyway, how're you? < 1152842860 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Good. < 1152842910 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ooh. Good is good. Same on this end. < 1152845268 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1152847653 0 :Sgeo!n=Sgeo@ool-18bf61f7.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1152853073 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid JOIN :#esoteric < 1152853073 0 :clog!n=nef@bespin.org JOIN :#esoteric < 1152855009 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT : < 1152861066 0 :Arrogant!i=Scotty@12.78.67.29 JOIN :#esoteric < 1152863213 0 :jix!i=jix@L602e.l.strato-dslnet.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1152863999 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :ended < 1152864000 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid JOIN :#esoteric < 1152868740 0 :tgwizard!n=tgwizard@c-123ce155.178-1-64736c10.cust.bredbandsbolaget.se JOIN :#esoteric < 1152882415 0 :nooga!i=nooga@ip-50.net-41.rev.inter-c.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1152882420 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1152884369 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bah < 1152884642 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT : < 1152885540 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"This computer has gone to sleep" < 1152886585 0 :Arrogant!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1152887369 0 :CXI!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"If you're reading this, it's probably xchat's fault." < 1152887684 0 :jix!i=jix@L602e.l.strato-dslnet.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1152887692 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1152890510 0 :Sgeo!n=Sgeo@ool-18bf61f7.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1152891946 0 :kipple!n=kipple@203.80-202-102.nextgentel.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1152894705 0 :CXI!n=Sanity@dialup-91.89.221.203.acc50-kent-syd.comindico.com.au JOIN :#esoteric < 1152913577 0 :ihope!n=foo@c-71-205-100-59.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1152919721 0 :cmeme!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Client terminated by server" < 1152919774 0 :cmeme!n=cmeme@boa.b9.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1152924999 0 :tgwizard!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1152925286 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1152932007 0 :AndrewNP!i=AndrewNP@pool-72-72-138-220.hrbgpa.dsl-w.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1152932535 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Hey, everybody! Make this your default quit message!" < 1152933839 0 :bsmntbombdood!n=gavin@unaffiliated/bsmntbombdood JOIN :#esoteric < 1152933866 0 :bsmntbombdood_!n=gavin@unaffiliated/bsmntbombdood JOIN :#esoteric < 1152933878 0 :bsmntbombdood_!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1152937293 0 :GregorR!n=gregor@c-24-21-138-66.hsd1.or.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1152939042 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT : < 1152940956 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Ex-Chat" < 1152948614 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"all your basment are belong to bsmntbombdood" < 1152950399 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :ended < 1152950400 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid JOIN :#esoteric < 1152961563 0 :kipple!n=kipple@203.80-202-102.nextgentel.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1152976433 0 :Arrogant!i=Scotty@50.orlando-09rh15-16rt.fl.dial-access.att.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1152978735 0 :Arrogant_!i=Scotty@65.orlando-09rh15-16rt.fl.dial-access.att.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1152979609 0 :Arrogant!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 113 (No route to host) < 1152980473 0 :Arrogant_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1152982508 0 :Keymaker!n=nobody@wire74.adsl.netsonic.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1152982515 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ey < 1152983072 0 :bsmntbombdood!n=gavin@unaffiliated/bsmntbombdood JOIN :#esoteric < 1152983864 0 :tgwizard!n=tgwizard@c-123ce155.178-1-64736c10.cust.bredbandsbolaget.se JOIN :#esoteric < 1152984079 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ello < 1152984255 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :'lo < 1152984504 0 :Sgeo!n=Sgeo@ool-18bf61f7.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1152985383 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hey, gregorr is back. :) how was your trip? < 1152985415 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It was funtastic, working on pics right now. < 1152985425 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Actually, working on writing a program to make combining 3D shots easier :-P < 1152985611 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Incidentally, this upcoming Monday is my birthday. < 1152987010 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1152991690 0 :tgwizard!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1152994336 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :combining 3d shots?? < 1152995853 0 :calamari!n=calamari@ip68-231-173-86.tc.ph.cox.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1152995859 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1152997558 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"ircII EPIC4-2.2 -- Are we there yet?" < 1152998869 0 :jix!i=jix@L60ac.l.strato-dslnet.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1152999231 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lament: More accurately, combining two 2D shots into a 3D shot. < 1153007332 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Bitte waehlen Sie eine Beerdigungnachricht" < 1153008147 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1153008513 0 :bsmntbombdood!n=gavin@unaffiliated/bsmntbombdood JOIN :#esoteric < 1153014028 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1153014326 0 :AndrewNP!i=AndrewNP@pool-71-254-226-29.hrbgpa.east.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153016119 0 :iano!i=me@sub26-46.member.dsl-only.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153018466 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Ex-Chat" < 1153024379 0 :iano!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT : < 1153027520 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"And so, another day ends." < 1153027894 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1153027911 0 :bsmntbombdood!n=gavin@unaffiliated/bsmntbombdood JOIN :#esoteric < 1153028050 0 :thematrixeatsyou!n=leet@219.89.217.226 JOIN :#esoteric < 1153028052 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1153028057 0 :thematrixeatsyou!n=leet@219.89.217.226 JOIN :#esoteric < 1153028076 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :0"syug ih">:#,_@ < 1153029684 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is WireWorld turing-complete? < 1153032967 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Nick collision from services. < 1153032992 0 :thematrixeatsyou!n=leet@219-89-243-202.adsl.xtra.co.nz JOIN :#esoteric < 1153033001 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :damn XP switching < 1153033132 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :gtg, food < 1153033133 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Client Quit < 1153036799 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :ended < 1153036800 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid JOIN :#esoteric < 1153040339 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"all your basment are belong to bsmntbombdood" < 1153046198 0 :kipple!n=kipple@203.80-202-102.nextgentel.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1153046977 0 :Keymaker!n=nobody@wire74.adsl.netsonic.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1153048955 0 :jix!i=jix@L627b.l.strato-dslnet.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1153052418 0 :tgwizard!n=tgwizard@c-123ce155.178-1-64736c10.cust.bredbandsbolaget.se JOIN :#esoteric < 1153057121 0 :CXI!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"If you're reading this, it's probably xchat's fault." < 1153057135 0 :CXI!n=Sanity@dialup-91.89.221.203.acc50-kent-syd.comindico.com.au JOIN :#esoteric < 1153057149 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pizza time --> < 1153059417 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :how do i use booleans in c? like having a boolean array? < 1153059510 0 :CXI!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"If you're reading this, it's probably xchat's fault." < 1153059522 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"This computer has gone to sleep" < 1153060180 0 :lindi-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Keymaker: ANSI C89 does not do booleans < 1153060365 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah < 1153060433 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, it's not really important. i'll just spend more memory, but 50k is so small amount these days i guess nobody cares < 1153060446 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :remove "but" < 1153060776 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :just use bytes, then you wont spend more memory < 1153060820 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think i should write this in python instead.. < 1153060835 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's getting too tricky in c for me :) < 1153060839 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't think many languages actually implements bools as 1 bit < 1153060847 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1153060939 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :[not that i know python any more than c.. string handling is just a bit easier] < 1153065072 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1153065351 0 :jix!i=jix@L627b.l.strato-dslnet.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1153066461 0 :Keymaker!n=nobody@wire74.adsl.netsonic.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1153070420 0 :CXI!n=Sanity@dialup-175.89.221.203.acc50-kent-syd.comindico.com.au JOIN :#esoteric < 1153071360 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1153072955 0 :Sgeo!n=Sgeo@ool-18bf61f7.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153073387 0 :bsmntbombdood!n=gavin@unaffiliated/bsmntbombdood JOIN :#esoteric < 1153073812 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1153074013 0 :Sgeo!n=Sgeo@ool-18bf61f7.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153075800 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :somehow i doubt Python booleans are gonna be smaller than c ints < 1153075822 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :probably 10 to 20 times bigger? < 1153076440 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but the string handling will still be easer ;) < 1153078866 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"all your basment are belong to bsmntbombdood" < 1153081320 0 :Keymaker!n=nobody@wire74.adsl.netsonic.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1153082277 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what could cause list index out of range in python? < 1153083606 0 :ihope!n=foo@c-71-205-100-59.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153083664 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :English in Lisp: (jumps (the (quick (brown fox))) (over (the (lazy dog)))) < 1153084522 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :okay. < 1153087936 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1153088766 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :anybody got a good tip for a good IRC client for windows? I'm moving away from Trillian < 1153088776 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :irssi < 1153088785 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :o_O < 1153088790 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ChatZilla! < 1153088794 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :PuTTYtel! < 1153088831 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm. with chatzilla I could IRC from work :D < 1153088988 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :irssi doesn't seem to have a windows port :( otherwise it looks good < 1153089674 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1153092600 0 :kipple!n=kvirc@203.80-202-102.nextgentel.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1153092951 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1153093048 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"What keeps electricity in the wall?" < 1153093056 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What makes you think it stays there, eh? < 1153093067 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's provided on demand, and used right then... I think. < 1153093367 0 :kipple!n=kipple@203.80-202-102.nextgentel.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1153093471 0 :tgwizard!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1153093582 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what < 1153093830 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Ex-Chat" < 1153095117 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1153098079 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, some... thing. < 1153098092 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Specifically, a list of questions. < 1153098876 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1153100768 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There. I just put Wiki Cyclic Tag on Wikipedia. < 1153100781 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's in the sandbox and a user subpage, so it shouldn't get deleted. < 1153102782 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Bitte waehlen Sie eine Beerdigungnachricht" < 1153102825 0 :bsmntbombdood!n=gavin@h-69-3-123-132.dnvtco56.dynamic.covad.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153104358 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm, I can't use subst to make it evolve with every edit. I just get template warning things added. < 1153105248 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Hey, everybody! Make this your default quit message!" < 1153105514 0 :AndrewNP!i=AndrewNP@pool-71-240-152-37.hrbgpa.east.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153109132 0 :GregorR!n=gregor@c-24-21-138-66.hsd1.mn.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153109251 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :All right, so here's a question that's been bugging me recently: < 1153109258 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What is the computational class of the mind? < 1153109268 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or to put it another way, Could God solve the halting problem? < 1153109284 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :("God" here meaning only a rational mind, akin to our own, but with infinite space and time resources.) < 1153109888 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Though on further reading, I guess that's slightly vague, since there's an infinite hierarchy of halting problems -- for all the countless Oracle Machines out there. < 1153109911 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What I mean is, could a "god" solve the problem for good old *Turing Machines*? < 1153110394 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't believe that's known. < 1153110410 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or probably knowable. < 1153110438 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's what I figured. Since it would require minds to make a statement about minds. Which is pretty much what screws up every system of computation. < 1153110450 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So it's just going to have to gnaw at me. Oh well! ^^;; < 1153110687 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1153111246 0 :Sgeo!n=Sgeo@ool-18bf61f7.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153111929 0 :Arrogant!i=Scotty@79.orlando-09rh15-16rt.fl.dial-access.att.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153112840 0 :Arrogant!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1153114246 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"You understand the silverware? Coo-coo!" < 1153115245 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Ex-Chat" < 1153117195 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"all your basment are belong to bsmntbombdood" < 1153120726 0 :Arrogant!i=Scotty@191.orlando-06-08rs.fl.dial-access.att.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153121293 0 :ionel_mc!i=crap@81.180.172.161 JOIN :#esoteric < 1153123199 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :ended < 1153123200 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid JOIN :#esoteric < 1153126319 0 :Arrogant!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1153135764 0 :tgwizard!n=tgwizard@c-123ce155.178-1-64736c10.cust.bredbandsbolaget.se JOIN :#esoteric < 1153141693 0 :jix!i=jix@L613e.l.strato-dslnet.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1153143532 0 :CXI!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1153143560 0 :CXI!n=Sanity@dialup-175.89.221.203.acc50-kent-syd.comindico.com.au JOIN :#esoteric < 1153146774 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"This computer has gone to sleep" < 1153150349 0 :Sgeo!n=Sgeo@ool-18bf61f7.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153150936 0 :CXI!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Connection timed out < 1153153365 0 :jix!i=jix@L613e.l.strato-dslnet.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1153158285 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Ex-Chat" < 1153158913 0 :nooga!i=nooga@ip-50.net-41.rev.inter-c.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1153158938 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :u u u < 1153160409 0 :GregorR-W!n=chatzill@jffwprtest.jf.intel.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1153162163 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT : < 1153167858 0 :bsmntbombdood!n=gavin@unaffiliated/bsmntbombdood JOIN :#esoteric < 1153177792 0 :Arrogant!i=Scott@12.78.67.38 JOIN :#esoteric < 1153178396 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"all your basment are belong to bsmntbombdood" < 1153179593 0 :Arrogant!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1153180348 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Bitte waehlen Sie eine Beerdigungnachricht" < 1153183670 0 :Sgeo!n=Sgeo@ool-18bf61f7.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153183689 0 :Arrogant!i=Scotty@193.orlando-09-10rs.fl.dial-access.att.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153185238 0 :Arrogant!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 113 (No route to host) < 1153185922 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :Grego < 1153185942 0 :Grego!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :GregorR-W < 1153185977 0 :AndrewNP!i=AndrewNP@pool-72-72-131-66.hrbgpa.dsl-w.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153186355 0 :tgwizard!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1153188279 0 :Arrogant!i=Scotty@59.orlando-04-05rs.fl.dial-access.att.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153194568 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Arrivederci!" < 1153194847 0 :calamari!n=calamari@ip68-231-173-86.tc.ph.cox.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153196408 0 :CXI!i=Sanity@dialup-212.88.221.203.acc50-kent-syd.comindico.com.au JOIN :#esoteric < 1153197295 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1153197474 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Ex-Chat" < 1153199640 0 :nickv111!n=nick@70-33-44-221.clspco.adelphia.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153200110 0 :pikhq!n=pikhq@70-33-44-221.clspco.adelphia.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153202882 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1153203804 0 :thematrixeatsyou!n=leet@222-153-138-95.jetstream.xtra.co.nz JOIN :#esoteric < 1153203846 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :0"elpoep yzarc ereht yeh">:#,_@ < 1153204591 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :brown.freenode.net irc.freenode.net < 1153204592 0 :lindi-!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :brown.freenode.net irc.freenode.net < 1153204593 0 :Arrogant!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :brown.freenode.net irc.freenode.net < 1153204593 0 :SimonRC!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :brown.freenode.net irc.freenode.net < 1153204593 0 :puzzlet!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :brown.freenode.net irc.freenode.net < 1153204593 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :brown.freenode.net irc.freenode.net < 1153204593 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :brown.freenode.net irc.freenode.net < 1153204671 0 :thematrixeatsyou!n=leet@222-153-138-95.jetstream.xtra.co.nz JOIN :#esoteric < 1153204671 0 :Arrogant!i=Scotty@59.orlando-04-05rs.fl.dial-access.att.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153204671 0 :puzzlet!n=puzzlet@124.48.237.50 JOIN :#esoteric < 1153204671 0 :pgimeno!n=pgimeno@124.Red-80-59-211.staticIP.rima-tde.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153204671 0 :lindi-!n=lindi@kulho150.adsl.netsonic.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1153204671 0 :SimonRC!i=sc@bylands.dur.ac.uk JOIN :#esoteric < 1153204671 0 :fizzie!n=fizban@sesefras.zem.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1153204704 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :netspliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit... < 1153205484 0 :Arrogant!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1153208377 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"leavin" < 1153209599 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :ended < 1153209600 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid JOIN :#esoteric < 1153209683 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1153209734 0 :GregorR-W!n=chatzill@jffwprtest.jf.intel.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1153218342 0 :ionel_mc!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1153223658 0 :tgwizard!n=tgwizard@c-123ce155.178-1-64736c10.cust.bredbandsbolaget.se JOIN :#esoteric < 1153228039 0 :jix!i=jix@L634a.l.strato-dslnet.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1153235191 0 :calamari!n=calamari@ip68-231-173-86.tc.ph.cox.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153235711 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1153237086 0 :kipple!n=kipple@203.80-202-102.nextgentel.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1153240947 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1153241522 0 :pikhq!n=pikhq@70-33-44-221.clspco.adelphia.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153245012 0 :ihope_!n=foo@c-71-205-100-59.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153246018 0 :tgwizard!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1153246536 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION is probably guilty of spending way too much time on esoteric languages. . . < 1153247714 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION is definitely guilty of not spending enough time on esoteric languages < 1153247737 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Poor guy. < 1153248358 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION is guilty of murdering a bunch of people < 1153248408 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm only guilty of spending my summer programming when my peers are being lazy. < 1153248428 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Being 16, sitting inside and coding all summer is considered abnormal behavior. ;) < 1153248432 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm guilty of spending my summer being lazy when my co-workers are programming. < 1153248485 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heh. < 1153248590 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :This summer, I have so far designed a new (miniscule) processor architecture, written an emulator for it, and came up with an optimising Brainfuck compiler in Brainfuck. < 1153248801 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :typical. < 1153248936 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, yeah. < 1153248942 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fun, though. :) < 1153248998 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just what happens when you get someone who thinks of programming as entertainment. ;) < 1153249736 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :don't worry, it'll pass < 1153249759 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :By which time, my brain will be permanently fucked. :p < 1153251350 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :coding for money isn't as much fun as coding for fun.... < 1153251383 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Indeed. < 1153251438 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but coding for fun doesn't get you a new computer... coding for money does :) < 1153251465 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm 16. Don't need to worry about that quite yet ;) < 1153251473 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm 15 < 1153251487 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm 20 :P < 1153251488 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and i have to buy my computers myself... so i have to earn some money.... < 1153251491 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And at work :'( < 1153251517 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well that explains the W in your nick < 1153251546 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :today i had to fix a design to work with IE... that sucks.... < 1153251554 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ow < 1153251588 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Coding for fun isn't as much money as coding for money < 1153251605 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well was a simple design... took only one hour.... < 1153251666 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Today (at work) I had to use Windows' Shell Scripting Objects, because the only way to automagically (read: no user action involved) move data to/from a phone was to use Nokia's "Phone Browser" shell-extension-thing, and boy was that painful. Among the highlights were the fact that copying single files only works from computer to phone, not the other way around, while copying complete directories work both ways. < 1153251720 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sounds like Windows' Shell Scripting Objects is a very esoteric language. ;p < 1153251770 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess it would've been better if I were doing it just for fun, and not because I had to. < 1153251812 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(I'm 23, and my primary computing device seems to have a broken motherboard and/or CPU, which means I probably need to waste money on a new one, since the non-primary computing devices here are somewhat... less impressive.) < 1153251892 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i just bought a new computer.... < 1153251911 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :My primary computing device is composed of various christmas and birthday gifts. < 1153251933 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :my primary computing device is a slide rule < 1153251953 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :My non-primary computing devices are from people tossing out theirs primary computring devices. ;) < 1153251956 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: my is compesd of christmas and birthday and 75hours of work < 1153252009 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: shell scripting objects? are they related to .scf files? < 1153252090 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I mean these: http://msdn.microsoft.com/library/default.asp?url=/library/en-us/shellcc/platform/shell/reference/objects/objects.asp < 1153252101 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Shell Objects for Scripting and Microsoft Visual Basic" seems to be the official title. < 1153252134 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION writes Quantum Brainfuck < 1153252147 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope_: yes please! < 1153252155 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope_: we need more quantum programming esolangs < 1153252160 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION proves that basm knows that 1 + 1 = 2 < 1153252160 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(i'm not aware of any myself) < 1153252172 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, I don't think we have any. < 1153252176 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope_: i wanted to write one for a long time, but could never think of anything good esolangish < 1153252198 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(The thing I was writing is a Perl script, so I can only (easily) use those scripting objects via Win32::OLE; and my guess is the "more native" SH* functions wouldn't really work any better, and that would mean writing a Perl XS extension, which didn't seem like much fun at all.) < 1153252208 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wow. basm is friggin' huge. . . < 1153252220 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :According to wc, it's 24852 Brainfuck operations. < 1153252283 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :./basm < basm.bf >| basm.c 11.73s user 0.05s system 98% cpu 11.948 total < 1153252286 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::) < 1153252365 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And stripping all comments makes it smaller by a few seconds. . . < 1153252384 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/small/fast/ s/seconds/microseconds/ x_x < 1153252441 0 :lindi-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: how about just reverse engineering the protocol between pc and phone? ;) < 1153252536 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does measuring a qubit do what I think it does? < 1153252615 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Like, if I had |xy> and I measured x to be zero, would the amplitudes of |10> and |11> be zeroed and the others normalized? < 1153252660 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope_: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm < 1153252674 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope_: i'm not sure about the latter < 1153252686 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lindi; Actually the phone has three modes: one in which it pretends to be an USB mass storage device, another where it pretends to be a music player and this third "PC Suite" mode where it speaks some proprietary thing. < 1153252688 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the former is definitely true < 1153252705 0 :lindi-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: usb? < 1153252737 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, yes, it's an USB cable we're talking about. Bluetooth isn't really good for moving multiple megabytes, and it has no other connectivity options. < 1153252741 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(GPRS doesn't count.) < 1153252743 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, I'll assume it's true. < 1153252772 0 :lindi-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: that should be easy then :) if you have time get usbsnoop 1.8 from http://benoit.papillault.free.fr/usbsnoop/ and record the traffic it generates when you fetch a single file < 1153252793 0 :lindi-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: then you can use http://iki.fi/lindi/usbsnoop2libusb.pl to generate a C program that reproduces the traffic under linux < 1153252815 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The end result needs to work on Windows. :p < 1153252828 0 :lindi-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: libusb works on windows, linux, *bsd and solaris < 1153252855 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :With the first two modes it'd be relatively easy to move data to/from the memory card in the phone, but in those modes the memory card isn't usable from software running on the phone, so it needs to be the silly PC Suite mode. < 1153252879 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm also not sure I want to reverse-engineer it. Perhaps I could find some documentation about it. < 1153252890 0 :lindi-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: also, somebody else might want to use this functionality even if you can't use it in your work project < 1153252911 0 :lindi-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"fetch single file" should be reasonably simple to reproduce < 1153252921 0 :lindi-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :unless there is some funny challenge response stuff < 1153252936 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I only have access to the phone at work, and I can't really use work-time for reverse-engineering proprietary Nokia protocols. < 1153252941 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Especially considering I work for them.) < 1153252963 0 :lindi-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :weird job :P < 1153253054 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Still, I have a "working" (for some values of "working") solution right now, so I'm not sure it'd be very useful to try to write my own driver to talk to the phone. (And if I were to use any internal documentation to figure out the format, I obviously couldn't then release it.) < 1153253066 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Someone else might have reverse-engineered it already, though; haven't checked. < 1153253115 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i applied to nokia once and they didn't accept me :( < 1153253166 0 :lindi-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fizzie: you could just run "usbsnoop" once and send the log file to me < 1153253245 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm pretty sure I coudln't. < 1153253304 0 :lindi-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sigh :( < 1153253306 0 :Sgeo!n=Sgeo@ool-18bf61f7.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153253356 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Anything I do that's related to the silly prototype phone is probably automagically under the NDA I signed when starting there. < 1153253861 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Actually some googling would seem to show that there's a chance the USB protocol is relatively unweird: it might pretend to be just an "USB Serial" device, and talk OBEX over it. (OpenOBEX file-transfer-client reportedly works with a similar USB cable and a 6630 model phone.) < 1153253894 0 :lindi-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i never got this "usb-serial" kernel space driver work so i used libusb instead < 1153256161 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bam! Quantum esolang. < 1153259327 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope_: oh? < 1153259346 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yep. < 1153259352 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :do tell < 1153259619 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, it's at http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/wiki/Quantum_Brainfuck. < 1153259663 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't like it < 1153259704 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's just brainfuck with extra features nobody's going to use :) < 1153259714 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :a real quantum esolang should have qubits as the basic type < 1153259738 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or at least force you into using them somehow < 1153259829 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm... < 1153259908 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess it'd work. You could use a qubit as a normal bit by using Hadamard twice and observing. < 1153259932 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so using that, can you get rid of the Brainfuck tape? < 1153259977 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, but you'd have to include a boolean variable to handle looping. < 1153260012 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Using the current looping thing on qubits causes too much observation... then again, maybe not. < 1153260090 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :also, are you sure it's "quantum-complete"? < 1153260099 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i.e. does it allow all the necessary quantum operations? < 1153260148 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If the Hadamard and CNOT are, then this is. < 1153260280 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but they might not be < 1153260293 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you might need to be able to operate on more than two qubits at a time < 1153260449 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :in fact i'm pretty sure you need to < 1153260496 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_gate#Universal_quantum_gates < 1153260511 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That says you only need to operate on two. < 1153260519 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :right < 1153260525 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But it does seem to imply that Hadamard and CNOT aren't complete... < 1153260526 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but you do need another operator < 1153260539 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"A single-gate set of universal quantum gates can also be formulated using the three-qubit Deutsch gate, D(.)" < 1153260544 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think that one's the winner < 1153260547 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :since you only need one :) < 1153260564 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and it looks ridiculously esoteric < 1153260577 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :err wait < 1153260594 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's D(theta), so you need to specify theta in the program itself < 1153260601 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's bullshit < 1153260610 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::-) < 1153260619 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe you still only need one, though... < 1153260627 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it doesn't seem likely < 1153260641 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :note that "all classical logic is reducible to D(pi/2)" < 1153260651 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but you need other values of theta for quantum stuff < 1153260712 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and their three-gate solution is whacky, what the hell is cos^-1(3/5) < 1153260759 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :How do you determine which sets of gates are universal? < 1153260812 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :somebody on the discussion page also asked what the hell is 3/5 < 1153260825 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :a year ago, and got no answer < 1153260927 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :clearly a better resource is needed :) < 1153261371 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :how do you set a cubit to 1? < 1153261511 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think you can NOT a qubit by applying Hadamard twice. < 1153261581 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't think so < 1153261587 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :try it :) < 1153261605 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"However two [Hadamard] gates linked sequentially produce an output that is the inverse of the input, and thus behave in the same way as the classical NOT gate." < 1153261613 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.compsoc.nuigalway.ie/~damo642/QuantumSimulator/QuantumSimulator/WebsiteThesis/Qubits&QubitGates/Qubit%20Hadamard%20Gate.htm < 1153261719 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmmm < 1153261721 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION checks his math < 1153261744 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yep. it was faulty :) < 1153261761 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :alright < 1153261776 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so if you want to set a cubit to 0, you observe it and then optionally apply hadamard twice < 1153261825 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, observing can also do other weird things, but... yeah. < 1153261859 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm < 1153261991 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i suppose the practical problem with using only qubits for all computation is that interpreting the language on a classical computer would be ridiculously expensive < 1153262012 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but after Brainhype, that's nothing :) < 1153262069 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yep. Ridiculously expensive is better than impossible :-) < 1153262821 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh yeah < 1153262828 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :obviously hadamard and C-NOT is not enough. < 1153262852 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :when you only have hadamard and c-not, your qbits can only be in three states < 1153262865 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1, 0, and evenly split < 1153262875 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :c-not applied to evenly split is still evenly split < 1153262930 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hadamard applied to evenly split is either 1 or 0 and you can tell which in advance if you know the history of this qbit < 1153263101 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what happens if c-not is applied to two evenly split qubits? < 1153263219 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, i get it < 1153263369 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :0, 1, +, -/ < 1153263383 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Erm, -, not -/. < 1153263413 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hadamard is 0 -> + -> 1 -> - -> 0. < 1153263510 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope_: there's still a bit of quantum magic going on < 1153263518 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just a second... < 1153263578 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope_: i.e. there's still entanglement < 1153263591 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :+,+ can be two separate things, or they can be entangled < 1153263603 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 145 (Connection timed out) < 1153263611 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yep. Lemme try to entangle two of those... < 1153263616 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :c-not < 1153263626 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :c-not(+,0) < 1153263643 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That'll entangle |00> and |11>. < 1153263652 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :correct < 1153263668 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have a simulator here, so of course I'm correct :-) < 1153263689 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :thing is < 1153263700 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the result of c-not(+,0) is +,+ (entangled) < 1153263712 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, right. < 1153263729 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :try applying hadamard to the second + < 1153263740 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :should get a 1... < 1153263768 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No; it's an amplitude of 1/2 for all but |11>, which is -1/2. < 1153263787 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's an equal chance of everything. < 1153263797 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hbm < 1153263806 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so it's not a + :) < 1153263822 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, it's two unentangled +. < 1153263841 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i mean the second qubit < 1153263857 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :assuming the first one is the control quibt < 1153263878 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Um... < 1153263892 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what i'm saying is < 1153263915 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :do c-not(+,0), then hadamard on the second qubit - what's the state of the second qubit now? < 1153263956 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :|+>, unentangled. < 1153264590 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't get it < 1153264598 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what was it before the hadamard? < 1153264623 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Before the Hadamard, the second qubit was a |+> entangled with the first. < 1153264639 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :After the Hadamard, it's an unentangled one. < 1153264747 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1153264881 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION fills a circuit with random gates < 1153265129 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION realizes that this is 1024 complex numbers he just asked his simulator to deal with < 1153265217 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that isn't a lot. < 1153265253 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :how the hell did you get 1024? < 1153265319 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope_: aha! http://www.cs.iastate.edu/~patterbj/cs/quantum/fp/univ.htm < 1153265658 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lament: 10 qubits. < 1153265980 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Okay, this shouldn't be taking so long... < 1153266225 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :...Hey, when'd Hadamard become its own inverse? < 1153266313 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It wasn't before... < 1153266641 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that does not sound right :) < 1153266687 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The Hadamard being its own inverse, or its not being its own inverse? < 1153266726 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :being its own inverse < 1153267959 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Apparently it is its own inverse. < 1153267966 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It wasn't its own inverse before... < 1153267998 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe I have to say "However two [Hadamard] gates linked sequentially produce an output that is the inverse of the input, and thus behave in the same way as the classical NOT gate." again before it'll work. < 1153268005 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :your simulator broke :) < 1153268098 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"The Hadamard gate is idempotent, ie it is equal to its own inverse"... argh. < 1153268171 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :haha < 1153268199 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but that's just plain wrong! < 1153268326 0 :AndrewNP!i=AndrewNP@pool-71-254-240-243.hrbgpa.east.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153268352 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(something)->H->H->H->H == (something), no? < 1153268390 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1153268445 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :...Okay, this makes no sense. < 1153268504 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Putting the "control" half of a CNOT gate between these Hadamard gates makes them act differently. < 1153268509 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Like, it's not supposed to do that. < 1153268564 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"So if we apply [Hadamard] twice to any qubit (in any state) we get back to where we started." < 1153268571 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www-128.ibm.com/developerworks/linux/library/l-quant.html < 1153268601 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :clearly cnot changed the state of the control qubit < 1153268685 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's not supposed to happen... < 1153268885 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :then your simulator is broken? :) < 1153269220 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION reads the channel log < 1153269238 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Okay, so I get most of this. But... how do the complex probabilities work for qubit states? < 1153269259 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The probability is the absolute value of the amplitude squared. < 1153269274 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That is, the square of the absolute value. < 1153269321 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That much I can tell; what I'm wondering is, if two states have the same "latitude" on the Bloch sphere... < 1153269332 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's the same ratio of |0> to |1>... so what's the difference? < 1153269373 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, the Hadamard gate acts differently when applied to different "kinds" of even superpositions of |0> and |1>. < 1153269399 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :At least, it used to. Then it stopped working. :-P < 1153269441 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah. Looking at the Wikipedia page for that thing... all this notation is still new to me. Maybe I should just download the QCL and plow ahead... < 1153269465 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nothing like blind groping to achieve wisdom! XD < 1153269544 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or orgasm < 1153270539 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Chatzilla 0.9.73 [Firefox 1.5.0.2/0000000000]" < 1153271676 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Bitte waehlen Sie eine Beerdigungnachricht" < 1153273134 0 :bsmntbombdood!n=gavin@unaffiliated/bsmntbombdood JOIN :#esoteric < 1153275785 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, let's see here... < 1153275823 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :|00> -> |00>; |01> -> |01>; |10> -> |10>; |11> -> i|11> < 1153276030 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What's the -> stand for? < 1153276745 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's a function which maps |00> onto |00>, |11> onto i|11>, etc. < 1153276787 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh. So... nothing special, just a function. < 1153276804 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Right. < 1153277147 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And I don't know how to construct it... < 1153277212 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION is still studying this thing... < 1153277243 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hm. Well, constructing the transform matrix is easy enough. But I don't know how you'd do it with the default gates. < 1153277262 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Alas, I'm among the unenlightened who don't have Linux, so I can't use that qcl thing. < 1153277277 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So... I dunno what sort of capabilities it provides. < 1153277329 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, it seems to be a matter of constructing controlled gates and such. < 1153277856 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hm. It looks like you can actually define custom gates for 1 to 3 qubits in QCL. < 1153277937 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's a bit cheap, relative to composing the Hadamard and C-not gates, but it gets the job done. < 1153278029 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Unless your goal IS to do it with only the Hadamard, CNOt, and phase thingy. < 1153278037 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :In which case you're on your own, buddy. ;-) < 1153278583 0 :calamari!n=calamari@ip68-231-173-86.tc.ph.cox.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153278617 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1153278631 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ihay < 1153278675 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :big G! < 1153278685 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Little c! < 1153278690 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hehe < 1153278722 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hiyo! < 1153278760 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Unrecognized nick! < 1153278792 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Who, me? Eh, I'm relatively new anyhow. < 1153278805 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hence the unrecognition :-P < 1153278808 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :^^ < 1153279631 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1153284409 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Ex-Chat" < 1153285823 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT : < 1153286355 0 :Arrogant!i=Scotty@34.orlando-06-08rs.fl.dial-access.att.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153289124 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1153291807 0 :GregorR!n=gregor@c-24-21-138-66.hsd1.or.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153291902 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1153292164 0 :Arrogant!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1153295999 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :ended < 1153296000 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid JOIN :#esoteric < 1153303960 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"all your basment are belong to bsmntbombdood" < 1153308895 0 :tgwizard!n=tgwizard@c-123ce155.178-1-64736c10.cust.bredbandsbolaget.se JOIN :#esoteric < 1153311647 0 :jix!i=jix@L6074.l.strato-dslnet.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1153320853 0 :ihope_!n=foo@c-71-205-100-59.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153320855 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :ihope < 1153326133 0 :GregorR-W!n=chatzill@jffwprtest.jf.intel.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1153326152 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION considers whether it's wise to join ##brainfuck from work :P < 1153326191 0 :kipple!n=kipple@203.80-202-102.nextgentel.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1153328082 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :'Course it is, maybe... or not... hmm. < 1153328143 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I occasionally join channels to ask legit work-related questions too :P < 1153328149 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Don't want them /whois'ing that out of me. < 1153328364 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1153328367 0 :nickv111!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1153328459 0 :pikhq!n=pikhq@70-33-44-221.clspco.adelphia.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153328462 0 :nickv111!n=nick@70-33-44-221.clspco.adelphia.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153329588 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :helo < 1153329678 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hola. < 1153329717 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Vamos a mirar esta (or something like that): http://nedmposter.ytmnd.com/ < 1153329719 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::-) < 1153329740 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you know < 1153329747 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm on a channel on another network < 1153329751 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :where there's a rule < 1153329753 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ytmnd = ban < 1153329782 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What chan? < 1153329787 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I want to go praise them for their wisdom. < 1153329819 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :#zdoom on OFTC < 1153329831 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :not generally a wise channel, but they do have their pluses :) < 1153329851 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1153330535 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :A pretty good YTMND: http://content.ytmnd.com/ :-P < 1153332102 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Okay, let's see here... < 1153334228 0 :EgoBot!n=EgoBot@c-24-21-138-66.hsd1.mn.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153334262 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!help < 1153334264 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :help ps kill i eof flush show ls bf_txtgen usertrig daemon undaemon < 1153334266 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1l 2l adjust axo bch bf{8,[16],32,64} funge93 fyb fybs glass glypho kipple lambda lazyk linguine malbolge pbrain rail rhotor sadol sceql trigger udage01 unlambda whirl < 1153334326 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf_txtgen < 1153334328 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sablevm: cannot create vm < 1153334418 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf_txtgen Pizza < 1153334422 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sablevm: cannot create vm < 1153334426 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heheh. < 1153334469 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sorry, I borked bf_txtgen and never fixed it :P < 1153334481 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I put in resource limitations, and it seems that sablevm needs more than 100MB X_X < 1153334649 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sablevm? < 1153334666 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :OSS java VM < 1153335563 0 :lindi-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sablevm is so out of fashion now, cacao is the one now :) < 1153335783 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm sorry I don't keep up with terrible-language technology. < 1153335829 0 :lindi-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: you can compile python to the same bytecode < 1153335893 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Still affects me none at all :P < 1153336237 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Argh. < 1153336256 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION is getting some midly. . . Odd bugs in his code. . . < 1153336270 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What sort of bugs? < 1153336278 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :#iZlude #iZlude Zha b[30000];Zha *p=b;mai(){ < 1153336283 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does that look right to you? < 1153336295 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It looks like gibberish to me :-P < 1153336317 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's supposed to be the first few lines of a compilation from Brainfuck to C. < 1153336333 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, isn't #iZlude supposed to be #include? < 1153336341 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes. < 1153336365 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And what's Zha? < 1153336371 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What I *really* don't get is how the letter n changes from Z to null. . . < 1153336372 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :char < 1153336415 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Methinks I might have fucked up BFC's variable code a bit when I tried making the output Brainfuck code smaller. . . < 1153336424 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Okay, so you have a character array of length 30000 and a pointer to it? < 1153336432 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yup. < 1153336487 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Okay. And what's main? < 1153336531 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do you not know C? < 1153336542 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :main is main. -_-' < 1153336548 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I mean what's in it. < 1153336567 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That would be the rest of the compilation of the Brainfuck code. . . < 1153336590 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION wonders why in the world n, d, o, /n, c, and r aren't right at all. . . < 1153336615 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is your entire program just that up there, the stuff in main, and the closing brace? < 1153336721 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :My entire program is a large series of Brainfuck code, which is supposed to output that. . . < 1153337350 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I can't help but think that somewhere, somehow, I've switched > and <. . . < 1153337764 0 :CXI!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Connection timed out < 1153337830 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm... < 1153337857 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Let D = the reciprocal of the square root of two. < 1153337965 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If we have a qubit Q, which is either |0>, |1>, D(|0> + |1>), or D(|0> - |1>), then we run it through CNOT using it as the control and |0> as the main input, then we apply the Hadamard to the output of the CNOT and measure both qubits, what happens? < 1153338131 0 :Sgeo!n=Sgeo@ool-18bf61f7.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153338446 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :who knows? < 1153338479 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, I might as well call the Hadamard on |0> |+> and the one on |1> |->. < 1153338554 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So if we pass in a |0>, we get |0+>, if we pass in a |1>, we get |1->, if we pass in a |+>, we get |+0>, and if we pass in |->, we get |-1>. < 1153338649 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Argh, so much PR today X_X < 1153338661 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I DON'T WANT TO BUILD MONO *sobs* < 1153340257 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :This still doesn't make sense. < 1153340290 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wait... < 1153340303 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, right. Negating |+> gives |+>. < 1153340384 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Apparently Hadamarding the first qubit of a directly entangled |++> does not give |0+>... < 1153340510 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, let's run through it manually. We have D(|00> + |11>), and doing Hadamard on that first qubit gives D(|+0> + |-1>), which is equal chance |+0> and |-1>, which in turn is equal chance |00>, |10>, |01>, and |11>, the last of which has negative amplitude. < 1153340536 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :By "let's" you of course mean "let me", since nobody else is paying attention. < 1153340560 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes. When talking in math, "we" means "I" :-) < 1153341505 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :because math is a game for kings < 1153342498 0 :bsmntbombdood!n=gavin@unaffiliated/bsmntbombdood JOIN :#esoteric < 1153342533 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :. . . < 1153342987 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :? ? ? < 1153342998 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::-P < 1153343750 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wow, Mono failed on 6/8 platforms :( < 1153344019 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :tried Mico? < 1153344088 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :? < 1153344123 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :j/k, in spanish mico = mono and there happens to be a corba library called mico < 1153344130 0 :lindi-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: 6/8? < 1153344188 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, six out of eight. < 1153344217 0 :lindi-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: and what does "failed" mean? < 1153344226 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Didn't successfully compile. < 1153344240 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mono itself, not some app. < 1153344249 0 :lindi-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: which bug numbers are these? < 1153344279 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :#asking_in_mono_1, #asking_in_mono_2, #asking_in_mono_3 < 1153344283 0 :lindi-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :? < 1153344292 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm asking in #mono before submitting bugs ;) < 1153344312 0 :lindi-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok, i have a friend who does some mono hacking at work < 1153344436 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What do you think I'm doing? :P < 1153344453 0 :lindi-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh ok :) < 1153344532 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The -W stands for (at) Work :) < 1153346079 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What about -L? < 1153346097 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Laptop < 1153346159 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Ex-Chat" < 1153346811 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Client Quit < 1153346980 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Screw it. BFC is too damned inefficient. I'm rewriting basm in pure Brainfuck. < 1153349480 0 :tgwizard!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1153349732 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Use c2bf! It's even less efficient! < 1153349736 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 145 (Connection timed out) < 1153350079 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No tha. . . You can do that?!? < 1153350098 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm writing in pure Brainfuck, for optimal brain fucking experience. :p < 1153350172 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :c2bf == my baby < 1153350177 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Neglected baby :P < 1153350360 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Dear God. . . < 1153350372 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Part of me wants to run away in horror. The other part is far too curious. < 1153350376 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Link? < 1153350406 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://svn.sourceforge.net/viewcvs.cgi/brainfuck/c2bf/trunk/ < 1153350410 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No webpage, just files :P < 1153350516 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does it self-host? < 1153350555 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's far from complete :( < 1153350564 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(That's a no) < 1153350572 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :cc/tests/test10.c is the best it can do so far. < 1153350593 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The heap/static space doesn't work properly, and I haven't had time/care to look at it. < 1153351104 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The one thing you may want to take from things that compile to BF is the function form. Since BF doesn't support functions inherantly, it's handy to steal one of the premade methods. < 1153351118 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or just don't use functions :) < 1153351464 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No inherent functions? < 1153351494 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I need those! < 1153351509 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Then you're in the wrooooooooong channel X-P < 1153351526 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, ##brainfuck is the wrong channel :-P < 1153351549 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :True < 1153351555 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION hands ihope Glass :P < 1153351584 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Thanks... < 1153351597 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION secretly ditches Glass and ponders Unlambda < 1153351607 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1153351638 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm actually wondering how to do something like "while input != 255" right now. . . < 1153351655 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What's the bitwidth? < 1153351668 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or the wordwidth in bits, or whatever. < 1153351704 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bitwidth dependency is bad, ihope :) < 1153351741 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :In that case, pretty much all the BF programs out there are bad :-P < 1153351748 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think you want: duplicate, subtract 255 (ow), not (duplicate and not are algos on the wiki) < 1153351786 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's brainfuck, so (at least on this self-hosting compiler) all cells are chars. . . < 1153351790 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: Shockingly, c2bf produces non-bitwidth-dependent code. Though the bitwidth does limit how much memory it has, so it'll only work on an 8-bit interp if it only needs 256 bytes XP < 1153351854 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So how does it do on a 0-bitwidth thing? :-P < 1153351879 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It doesn't run, because 0-bitwidth means that it's not capable of storing anything. ;) < 1153352184 0 :bsmntbombdood!n=gavin@unaffiliated/bsmntbombdood JOIN :#esoteric < 1153352199 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: And, after that, enter the loop, right? < 1153352231 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :After what? < 1153352236 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :OH < 1153352241 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Right, yeah. < 1153352257 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Then do the same action at the end of the loop < 1153352274 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mmkay. < 1153352292 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://esolangs.org/wiki/Brainfuck_constants Most useful page ever. < 1153352303 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heh < 1153352457 0 :sekhmet!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1153352503 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :b < 1153352506 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think I should write the bfbasic/c2bf method of implementing functions into the wiki. < 1153352522 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Actually, I should make a wiki page for C2BF XD < 1153352634 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION needs to set that down. . . < 1153352730 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Set what down? < 1153353034 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Let's see here... for a controlled-U gate, copy the main input and apply U to one copy, so you have the control, the input, and the results of the gate... < 1153353083 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, I'll just implement controlled-not and stuff using H and controlled-V. < 1153353374 0 :sekhmet!n=pez@ppp-70-226-135-33.dsl.mdsnwi.ameritech.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153354486 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's not cheating to use constant inputs and outputs, right? :-) < 1153357712 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"And the workday finally comes to an end." < 1153357933 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So what's half a NOT gate, I wonder... < 1153358131 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Must be HVH. < 1153358374 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And HVH sure is a doozy. < 1153358874 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hey: for once I can say I did some fancy quantum stuff to obtain some weird result and I'd actually be right! < 1153362604 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Bitte waehlen Sie eine Beerdigungnachricht" < 1153366550 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: My Brainfuck code. < 1153366630 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You hope your Brainfuck code what? ;) < 1153369509 0 :Sgeo!n=Sgeo@ool-18bf61f7.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153371335 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Ex-Chat" < 1153371926 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :brown.freenode.net irc.freenode.net < 1153371927 0 :mtve!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :brown.freenode.net irc.freenode.net < 1153371930 0 :sp3tt!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :brown.freenode.net irc.freenode.net < 1153372575 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid JOIN :#esoteric < 1153372575 0 :clog!n=nef@bespin.org JOIN :#esoteric < 1153373603 0 :bsmntbombdood!n=gavin@unaffiliated/bsmntbombdood JOIN :#esoteric < 1153373738 0 :lament!n=lament@S010600110999ad06.vc.shawcable.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153373925 0 :cmeme!n=cmeme@boa.b9.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1153374712 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid JOIN :#esoteric < 1153374712 0 :clog!n=nef@bespin.org JOIN :#esoteric < 1153375103 0 :mtve!i=mtve@mtve.vm.jvds.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1153375141 0 :ihope_!n=foo@c-71-205-100-59.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153375145 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :ihope < 1153375290 0 :pikhq!n=pikhq@70-33-44-221.clspco.adelphia.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153375384 0 :nickv111!n=nick@70-33-44-221.clspco.adelphia.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153375766 0 :sekhmet!n=pez@ppp-70-226-135-33.dsl.mdsnwi.ameritech.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153376968 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"all your basment are belong to bsmntbombdood" < 1153382233 0 :Arrogant!i=Scotty@8.orlando-06-08rs.fl.dial-access.att.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153382399 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :ended < 1153382400 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid JOIN :#esoteric < 1153382764 0 :bsmntbombdood!n=gavin@unaffiliated/bsmntbombdood JOIN :#esoteric < 1153385580 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"all your basment are belong to bsmntbombdood" < 1153385720 0 :sekhmet_!n=pez@ppp-70-226-132-251.dsl.mdsnwi.ameritech.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153386044 0 :sekhmet!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1153393361 0 :Arrogant!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1153398651 0 :jix_!i=jix@L62c7.l.strato-dslnet.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1153398861 0 :tgwizard!n=tgwizard@c-123ce155.178-1-64736c10.cust.bredbandsbolaget.se JOIN :#esoteric < 1153401582 0 :jix_!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :jix < 1153404889 0 :ihope_!n=foo@c-71-205-100-59.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153405241 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Connection timed out < 1153405249 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :ihope < 1153406273 0 :sekhmet_!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :sekhmet < 1153406410 0 :ihope_!n=foo@c-71-205-100-59.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153406576 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Connection timed out < 1153406580 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :ihope < 1153407242 0 :ihope_!n=foo@c-71-205-100-59.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153407670 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :...So CNOT and Hadamard *are* all that's required? < 1153407673 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Argh. < 1153408282 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Connection timed out < 1153411771 0 :GregorR-W!n=chatzill@jffwprtest.jf.intel.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1153415609 0 :CXI!n=Sanity@dialup-45.89.221.203.acc50-kent-syd.comindico.com.au JOIN :#esoteric < 1153415913 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope_: what?????? < 1153415938 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm, now I don't remember where I read it :-P < 1153416930 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :when will we see a qutrit-based language? < 1153417036 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Once you tell me how to do a qutrit Hadamard transform. < 1153417054 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And a qutrit controlled-V, at that. < 1153426135 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :ihope < 1153426714 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Slow day. < 1153426788 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yep. < 1153426826 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, there's this question that, well... < 1153426861 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If I have two qubits that are pretty much entangled copies of each other, what happens when I observe one? < 1153426930 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does what I think happens happen? < 1153427390 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, I posted a new version of quantum brainfuck. < 1153427502 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: i think what you think happens happens < 1153427519 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you observe one, the other folds into |0> or |1> < 1153427620 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yep, makes sense. < 1153427645 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So, do you like the new language better? http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/wiki/Quantum_brainfuck < 1153427777 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes, if it's "quantum-complete" < 1153427795 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's controlled-V? < 1153427812 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i mean < 1153427823 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :who cares what's controlled V, can you implement Shor's algorithm in that thing? :) < 1153427841 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :being able to swap things makes it very much NOT like brainfuck, though < 1153427863 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(which is a good thing in my book since i hate brainfuck clones) < 1153427871 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::-) < 1153427944 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :um < 1153427948 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :explain output, i don't get it < 1153427991 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's a cnot that works on what? < 1153428009 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Call the current qubit C. Output takes a qubit D initially containing |0>. Then it does a CNOT with C as the control and D as the target, then it sends D out to who-knows-where. < 1153428024 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1153428048 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and every time you use output, D is initialized to |0> ? < 1153428063 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yep. < 1153428068 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But it's a new D every time. < 1153428080 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION tries to understand whether that makes sense or not < 1153428143 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It just outputs a copy of C that's entangled with the original. < 1153428166 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :why? < 1153428173 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you can't do that < 1153428181 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i mean < 1153428196 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why not? < 1153428203 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :are you saying that output does not collapse the qubit? < 1153428210 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :is that why you're doing this? < 1153428217 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah. < 1153428221 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's cheating < 1153428233 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why? < 1153428243 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :because observing the entangled qubit leads to collapse of the other one < 1153428275 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, I could zero a qubit upon output. < 1153428286 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think you should simply observe it < 1153428290 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and output the result < 1153428299 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :after which the qubit is either |0> or |1>, whichever's appropriate. < 1153428306 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's how it would happen in a real quantum computer. < 1153428320 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you can't output things without affecting them. < 1153428320 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What if it were outputting right into another quantum computer? < 1153428355 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :then that would be fine :) < 1153428360 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but that's not output < 1153428376 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, it's still going somewhere. < 1153428385 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but it's not observed < 1153428388 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :output implies observation < 1153428393 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so you need to collapse it < 1153428402 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why does output imply observation? < 1153428413 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well < 1153428416 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it doesn't. < 1153428435 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but if you want to get a "1" or a "0" out of it, then you have to observe it < 1153428443 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :which involves collapsing the qubit < 1153428510 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you seem to get around that by cheating - by collapsing one qubit but not the one entangled with it < 1153428537 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :unless i misunderstood you < 1153428594 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, I never said that a classical bit would come from the qubit that was output. < 1153428636 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, what happens to this D qubit? < 1153428655 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what would happen to it in an actual implementation of this language? (are you writing one?) < 1153428958 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, in a quantum implementation, the qubit itself would go on to wherever it's needed. In a classical implementation, either the qubit would be observed and the result output, or some representation of the qubit would be output. < 1153429040 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :supposing it gets observed (which seems to be the most practical solution), would that collaps the qubit on the tape? < 1153429044 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*collapse < 1153429046 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes. < 1153429057 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, okay. < 1153429066 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :write an implementation! < 1153429090 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or i could do it if you're lazy < 1153429102 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, I might do it. < 1153429125 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But lemme reboot first. < 1153429173 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1153429724 0 :ihope!n=foo@c-71-205-100-59.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153429726 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There. Better. < 1153431559 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So now I have the whatchamies down. < 1153431570 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Complex numbers. < 1153431913 0 :kipple!n=kipple@203.80-202-102.nextgentel.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1153432790 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :okkay. < 1153432814 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Actually, it turns out I don't need to implement those after all... < 1153432824 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :okkay. < 1153432827 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :dude < 1153432834 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :use some existing linear algebra library < 1153432841 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you want all these operations to be _fast_ < 1153432845 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Some existing what? < 1153432856 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :some existing library for dealing with matrix operations < 1153432888 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Um... < 1153433033 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, I'm defining these quantum things with wavefunctions. < 1153433207 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :now i have no idea what you're doing :) < 1153433318 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You know. A qubit is a function taking a bit and returning the probability amplitude. < 1153434168 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION ponders the Hadamard gate < 1153434649 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, that was harder than I expected. < 1153434798 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :haha < 1153434969 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION gets dizzy at his long string of type errors < 1153434990 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I see what whoever said when he/she said that typeless Haskell would be a nightmare to debug. < 1153435161 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :typeless haskell? < 1153435175 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yep. < 1153435192 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well... Haskell with all the type stuff done at runtime. < 1153435545 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: what are you writing the implementation in? < 1153435589 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :H < 1153435595 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Haskell, with types :-) < 1153435645 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, you write it. I'm incompetent :-P < 1153435714 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :mmmm < 1153435743 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :okay < 1153435766 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but i'll write it in non-optimized python for now :) < 1153436399 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm < 1153436403 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm < 1153436405 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm < 1153436431 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :this sort of requires a good matrix-library, i think < 1153436447 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :anyway < 1153436453 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'll write it in the least efficient way possible, for now < 1153436501 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :god this is ugly. < 1153437245 0 :nickv111!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1153437271 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :god this is WAY too ugly. < 1153437284 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION suddenly realizes that probably the best way to write a wave function is, in fact, using a function < 1153437296 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :. < 1153437320 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION doesn't use periods at the end of his CTCP ACTIONs < 1153437331 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION . < 1153437359 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION decides to do so, so GregorR-W will stop throwing periods at him. < 1153437363 0 :puzzlet!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1153437420 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Actually, that first period was a "I have no response for that" mark. < 1153437460 0 :puzzlet!n=puzzlet@124.48.237.50 JOIN :#esoteric < 1153437508 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1153437720 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh. < 1153437756 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, I expect that wave functions commonly aren't written as functions. < 1153438270 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh god this is so ugly. < 1153438425 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Can you give me a code sample? < 1153438469 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1153438479 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't actually have any useful code yet :) < 1153438539 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the problem is to apply the gate to all the possible different states of OTHER qubits in the register < 1153438981 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So are you using actual functions for your wave functions? :-) < 1153439006 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :huh < 1153439009 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what < 1153439023 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i dunno what you're talking about :) < 1153439181 0 :fuse!n=mpersano@medusa.insite.com.br JOIN :#esoteric < 1153439499 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Those things that take things like |000> and tell you their probability amplitudes. < 1153439516 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :my god i suck at programming. < 1153439522 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :my GOD i suck at programming < 1153439525 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: that's just a number. < 1153439530 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's not a function :) < 1153439543 0 :fuse!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh god. quantum mechanics. < 1153439548 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :okay < 1153439553 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i finished classes Gate and Register < 1153439563 0 :fuse!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lament: watcha doing? < 1153439575 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fuse: writing an interpreter for quantum brainfuck. < 1153439588 0 :fuse!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :woot. < 1153439591 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So the probability amplitude of |000> is a number, but how do you determine that number? Is it an array? < 1153439611 0 :fuse!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :is there a specification for that somewhere? < 1153439621 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, it's on the wiki. < 1153439646 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: it's not an array, it's a number < 1153439682 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lament: yes, but where do you store the whole mass of probability amplitudes? < 1153439749 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :in an array < 1153439757 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ahhhh < 1153439758 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hadamard = Gate(2, [[st, st], [st, -st]]) < 1153439760 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1153439792 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(st = 1/sqrt(2)) < 1153439825 0 :fuse!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so the thing between the outermost [ ] is a matrix? < 1153439832 0 :fuse!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sorry, i'll shut up < 1153440018 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :holy crap i think this is working < 1153440037 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fuuuuuuuuuuuuck < 1153440046 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :TypeError: can't multiply sequence by non-int < 1153440117 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ohh, i see < 1153440233 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's working!!!! < 1153440236 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION dances < 1153440286 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION stops dancing < 1153440289 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's not working :( < 1153440320 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and i know why < 1153440323 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :because i'm an idiot < 1153440589 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: oddly, the problem i'm encountering is that H behaves like its own inverse... < 1153440601 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It is its own inverse. < 1153440613 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no it's not! < 1153440621 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :stop lying to me!!!! < 1153440632 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, it was last time I checked. < 1153440645 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :isn't it supposed to flip 0 to 1 after two applications? < 1153440658 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Apparently not. < 1153440765 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :if that is true, then my program is working correctly < 1153440777 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION implements controlled not < 1153440912 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :In quantum brainfuck, you mean? < 1153440989 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1153440998 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i now have a quantum register simulator < 1153441024 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i just need to write a parser and the actual interpreter to make it a quantum brainfuck interpreter < 1153441035 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but now i'm just playing with the simulator < 1153441101 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :do you have your simulator? < 1153441116 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :can you tell me some simple tests to do with two qubits, hadamard and cnot? < 1153441176 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Start with two qubits, A and B, both initialized to 0. Perform Hadamard on A, then perform CNOT with A as the control and B as the target, then observe one and look at the wavefunction for the other. < 1153441218 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The bit you observed should be the same as the bit that's set to 1, and the other one should be set to 0. < 1153441245 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That is, after observing one, both should be the same constant value. < 1153441252 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah crap < 1153441259 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i haven't actually implemented observing yet :) < 1153441263 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :also, something's broken anyway < 1153441298 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, you don't have to observe anything to see if they're entangled or not. Just dump the wavefunction, and both |01> and |10> should be zero. < 1153441402 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :crap < 1153441407 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :my thing's completely broken, i think < 1153441621 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :How so? < 1153441630 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :doesn't work < 1153441659 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Um... < 1153441672 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or maybe it does < 1153441713 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i suppose it does < 1153441725 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes, it does :) < 1153441737 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it passes your test, anyway < 1153441754 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so um < 1153441761 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :output's gonna be a bitch < 1153441782 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :since you're highly likely to collapse pretty much everything when you observe one qubit < 1153441804 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, it doesn't have to collapse completely. < 1153441808 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :also i'm not sure how to collapse stuff :) < 1153441836 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If you have some equally weighted |00>, |01>, and |10>, and you observe the first qubit to be zero, what happens? < 1153441894 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm not actually completely sure, but I think you end up with |00> and |01>. < 1153441982 0 :tgwizard!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1153441983 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes. < 1153441997 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the probability of |10> is updated to be 0 < 1153442021 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :this in turns causes teh probabilities of the other two two increase from 1/3 to 1/2 so it still adds up to 1 < 1153442036 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think i'll just collapse the whole register for now :) < 1153442084 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nice, applying hadamard and c-not to two bits in a 10-qubit register is nearly instantaneous < 1153442110 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :15 qubits took about two seconds < 1153442177 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the practical limit then is somewhere between 15-20 qubits < 1153442255 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :very very little :( < 1153442271 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :10 seconds for 17 qubits < 1153442317 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :20 seconds for 18 qubits, and it keeps doubling < 1153442389 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, remember to optimize the things that aren't entangled. < 1153442397 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :um < 1153442405 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :how? :) < 1153442417 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that would involve completley changing the algorithm < 1153442423 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1153442456 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but yeah < 1153442459 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'll do that eventually < 1153442461 0 :fuse!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"ircII EPIC4-2.0 -- Are we there yet?" < 1153442517 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If two things aren't entangled, keep them in separate registers. < 1153442595 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :aside from the stuff you haven't touched yet, it's nearly impossible to tell if two things are entangled or not < 1153442627 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :np-complete i believe < 1153442696 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, just do the ones that you haven't touched yet. < 1153442858 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm, so apparently the Z gate is |0> -> |0>; |1> -> -|1>. < 1153443458 0 :AndrewNP!i=AndrewNP@pool-72-72-143-144.hrbgpa.dsl-w.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153443480 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Bitte waehlen Sie eine Beerdigungnachricht" < 1153444545 0 :Sgeo!n=Sgeo@ool-18bf61f7.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153448794 0 :puzzlet!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1153448818 0 :puzzlet!n=puzzlet@124.48.237.50 JOIN :#esoteric < 1153449436 0 :puzzlet!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1153449505 0 :puzzlet!n=puzzlet@124.48.237.50 JOIN :#esoteric < 1153451435 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: I saw your new version of Quantum BF. My only complaint is that it seems designed more for quantum compy _simulators_ than actual QCs. < 1153451443 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Otherwise, it looketh pretty awesome. < 1153452268 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1153453092 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1153454981 0 :GregorR!n=gregor@c-24-21-138-66.hsd1.mn.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153461635 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Quantum BF? < 1153461887 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.esolangs.org/wiki/Quantum_brainfuck < 1153461911 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Version 2: this one is supposedly "quantum complete." < 1153462504 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT : < 1153465270 0 :thematrixeatsyou!n=leet@222.155.88.237 JOIN :#esoteric < 1153465284 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :H < 1153467897 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"food" < 1153468799 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :ended < 1153468800 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid JOIN :#esoteric < 1153468883 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1153468934 0 :GregorR-W!n=chatzill@jffwprtest.jf.intel.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1153470292 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Ex-Chat" < 1153476523 0 :jix!i=jix@L623c.l.strato-dslnet.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1153479447 0 :puzzlet!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1153479751 0 :tgwizard!n=tgwizard@c-123ce155.178-1-64736c10.cust.bredbandsbolaget.se JOIN :#esoteric < 1153480095 0 :puzzlet!n=puzzlet@124.48.237.50 JOIN :#esoteric < 1153486917 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :kornbluth.freenode.net irc.freenode.net < 1153486917 0 :sekhmet!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :kornbluth.freenode.net irc.freenode.net < 1153487001 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :kornbluth.freenode.net irc.freenode.net < 1153487169 0 :GregorR!n=gregor@24.21.138.66 JOIN :#esoteric < 1153487351 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :kornbluth.freenode.net irc.freenode.net < 1153487363 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :kornbluth.freenode.net irc.freenode.net < 1153487366 0 :pgimeno!n=pgimeno@124.Red-80-59-211.staticIP.rima-tde.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153487558 0 :fizzie!n=fizban@sesefras.zem.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1153491745 0 :kipple!n=kipple@203.80-202-102.nextgentel.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1153493487 0 :sekhmet!n=pez@ppp-70-226-132-251.dsl.mdsnwi.ameritech.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153497822 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Grf < 1153497826 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Forgot to log off again 8-X < 1153497918 0 :ihope!n=foo@c-71-205-100-59.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153499546 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :GregorR- < 1153499561 0 :GregorR-!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :GregorR-W < 1153500436 0 :Arrogant!i=Scott@59.orlando-09rh15-16rt.fl.dial-access.att.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153500573 0 :Arrogant!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Client Quit < 1153501061 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid JOIN :#esoteric < 1153501061 0 :clog!n=nef@bespin.org JOIN :#esoteric < 1153501599 0 :EgoBot!n=EgoBot@c-24-21-138-66.hsd1.mn.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153501659 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!raw JOIN ##brainfuck < 1153503260 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: hm < 1153503273 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm? < 1153503286 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :kornbluth.freenode.net irc.freenode.net < 1153503287 0 :sekhmet!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :kornbluth.freenode.net irc.freenode.net < 1153503287 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :kornbluth.freenode.net irc.freenode.net < 1153503287 0 :tgwizard!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :kornbluth.freenode.net irc.freenode.net < 1153503288 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no, nothing < 1153503293 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :kornbluth.freenode.net irc.freenode.net < 1153503351 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :just thinking. < 1153503361 0 :tgwizard!n=tgwizard@85.225.60.18 JOIN :#esoteric < 1153503370 0 :GregorR!n=gregor@24.21.138.66 JOIN :#esoteric < 1153503377 0 :kipple!n=kipple@203.80-202-102.nextgentel.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1153503420 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :this is from wikipedia: < 1153503422 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"In fact, Richard Feynman (1982) showed that a quantum system cannot be probabilistically simulated by a classical computer. a quantum computer is required." < 1153503426 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sounds like bullshit? < 1153503437 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What page? < 1153503630 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid JOIN :#esoteric < 1153503630 0 :clog!n=nef@bespin.org JOIN :#esoteric < 1153503631 0 :GregorR!n=gregor@c-24-21-138-66.hsd1.or.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153503699 0 :mtve!i=mtve@65.98.82.5 JOIN :#esoteric < 1153503701 0 :kipple!n=kipple@80.202.102.203 JOIN :#esoteric < 1153503730 0 :tgwizard!n=tgwizard@c-123ce155.178-1-64736c10.cust.bredbandsbolaget.se JOIN :#esoteric < 1153503784 0 :SimonRC!i=sc@bylands.dur.ac.uk JOIN :#esoteric < 1153503792 0 :sp3tt!n=sp3tt@80-162.cust.umeaenergi.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1153503802 0 :cmeme!n=cmeme@boa.b9.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1153503831 0 :GregorR-W!n=chatzill@jffwprtest.jf.intel.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1153503862 0 :ihope!n=foo@c-71-205-100-59.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153503886 0 :sekhmet!n=pez@ppp-70-226-132-251.dsl.mdsnwi.ameritech.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153503911 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Found it. < 1153504003 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And added {{fact}} :-) < 1153504425 0 :lament!n=lament@S010600110999ad06.vc.shawcable.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153504469 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1153504476 0 :puzzlet!n=puzzlet@124.48.237.50 JOIN :#esoteric < 1153504477 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Found it. And added {{fact}} :-) < 1153504504 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Anyway, I just realized that the answer is very simple. < 1153504534 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :All I need is a Toffoli gate. < 1153504634 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :...Nope, won't work. < 1153504731 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :They're not entangled. < 1153505003 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe it's impossible to make a controlled Hadamard gate. If we have two entangled copies of one qubit, both known to be |0>, |1>, |+>, or |->, and controlled Hadamard is applied to them... < 1153505091 0 :fizzie!n=fizban@sesefras.zem.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1153505143 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :|00> would give |00>, and |11> would give D(|10> - |11>), |++> would give D(|00> + D(|10> - |11>)), and |--> would give D(|00> - D(|10> - |11>)). < 1153505236 0 :jix_!i=jix@L623c.l.strato-dslnet.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1153505301 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Distribute those, and you get |00> and D|10> - D|11> and D|00> + DD|10> - DD|11> and D|00> - DD|10> + DD|11>. < 1153505723 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It looks possible so far... < 1153506148 0 :CXI!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 148 (No route to host) < 1153506351 0 :CXI!i=Sanity@dialup-45.89.221.203.acc50-kent-syd.comindico.com.au JOIN :#esoteric < 1153507074 0 :jix_!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :jix < 1153512652 0 :lindi-!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 131 (Connection reset by peer) < 1153512971 0 :lindi-!n=lindi@kulho150.adsl.netsonic.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1153513883 0 :Sgeo!n=Sgeo@ool-18bf61f7.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153518081 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :damn < 1153518085 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :dealing with IO is hard < 1153518092 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, not "hard" < 1153518093 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :non-trivial < 1153518118 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :in real quantum computers, IO is performed only on the entire register < 1153518144 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i.e. you set it to some state first, and then you read off the result. < 1153518151 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you don't check individual qubits. < 1153519078 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Couldn't you do that in a real quantum computer? < 1153519105 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm not sure < 1153519117 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's probably not desirable < 1153519124 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :since it would most likely destroy all entanglement < 1153519136 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :any serious quantum computation would entangle everything < 1153519149 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ask a quantum physicist! < 1153519153 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :then measuring one qubit screws up everything else < 1153521940 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/read.cgi?id=20060721&tid=2140436 < 1153521973 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's what i said < 1153522001 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Um, that doesn't destroy everything. < 1153522039 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1153522040 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1153522042 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it doesn't < 1153522052 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :13:58 any serious quantum computation would entangle everything < 1153522057 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's not a serious computation :) < 1153522140 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm sure it's possible to write a serious quantum computation that can work interactively. < 1153524674 0 :tgwizard!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1153528173 0 :AndrewNP!i=AndrewNP@pool-71-254-224-184.hrbgpa.east.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153530646 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Weekend!" < 1153530930 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Bitte waehlen Sie eine Beerdigungnachricht" < 1153533218 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1153534378 0 :Eidolos!n=Sartak@24.128.121.242 JOIN :#esoteric < 1153536911 0 :bsmntbombdood!n=gavin@unaffiliated/bsmntbombdood JOIN :#esoteric < 1153537314 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Client Quit < 1153537691 0 :bsmntbombdood!n=gavin@unaffiliated/bsmntbombdood JOIN :#esoteric < 1153538124 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :putch < 1153538240 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :putch? < 1153538279 0 :putch!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Joke on another channel < 1153538295 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Like GregorR-V? < 1153538320 0 :putch!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yup < 1153538323 0 :putch!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Same channel even :-P < 1153538331 0 :putch!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :GregorR < 1153539057 0 :thematrixeatsyou!n=leet@219-89-241-152.adsl.xtra.co.nz JOIN :#esoteric < 1153539074 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :+++++++++[>++++++++<-].+. < 1153539100 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf +++++++++[>++++++++<-].+. < 1153539119 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :>_> < 1153539119 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION pokes GregorR < 1153539139 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*connecting* < 1153539167 0 :EgoBot!n=EgoBot@c-24-21-138-66.hsd1.mn.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153539182 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :remember that intro script? < 1153539184 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi EgoBot < 1153539205 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hey GregorR, haven't seen you in a while < 1153539220 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf +++++++++[>++++++++<-].+. < 1153539223 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... that intro script? < 1153539228 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :'lo tmey < 1153539240 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the auto-greet for IRC < 1153539255 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hey, i've made a couple of esolangs so far < 1153539260 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :HighFive and TheSquare < 1153539299 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :OK? < 1153539301 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1153539304 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 GregorR: ps < 1153539313 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf8 +++++++++[>++++++++<-].+. < 1153539318 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!help < 1153539322 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :help ps kill i eof flush show ls bf_txtgen usertrig daemon undaemon < 1153539324 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1l 2l adjust axo bch bf{8,[16],32,64} funge93 fyb fybs glass glypho kipple lambda lazyk linguine malbolge pbrain rail rhotor sadol sceql trigger udage01 unlambda whirl < 1153539340 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's that ps thing? < 1153539350 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Shows the currently running processes. < 1153539375 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yays its got fyb < 1153539387 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Of course it does, I wrote FYB :-P < 1153539392 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nice < 1153539421 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :[+][%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% etc]:insert code here;* < 1153539442 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :just a trick i know < 1153539454 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :...? < 1153539457 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :WTF, since when does anybody use FYB >_< < 1153539469 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sadly the fyb interpreter tends to be rather crashy under windows < 1153539489 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It doesn't have quantum brainfuck? Pah... < 1153539490 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Don't fucking swear! < 1153539502 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sorry, that's my script < 1153539507 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::-) < 1153539510 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's off now < 1153539528 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well i came up with a BF corewars but it's pretty shitty < 1153539545 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it closer resembles actual core wars < 1153539554 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, mine isn't actually very much like core wars :-P < 1153539560 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But I think it works better given BF as a base. < 1153539572 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I started wanting to go with very corewars-like, but discovered it just didn't work... < 1153539594 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yah < 1153539612 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i should actually build my own FYB interpreter, is that OK with you? < 1153539625 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why would I care? < 1153539632 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :good point < 1153539639 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh noes, not that! :-P < 1153539645 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!fybs < 1153539648 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Reporting score for . < 1153539653 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oops :-P < 1153539668 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think EgoBot may be flooded off in a sec. < 1153539681 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :shit happens < 1153539683 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1153539686 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 thematrixeatsyou: ps < 1153539693 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, never mind, it just showed the first one. < 1153539698 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I thought it was going to show all of them :-P < 1153539705 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!fybs logicex-2 < 1153539708 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Reporting score for logicex-2. < 1153539713 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Erm < 1153539715 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!fybs logicex < 1153539718 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So who's going to write a quantum brainfuck interpreter in brainfuck so I can daemonify it? < 1153539718 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Reporting score for logicex. < 1153539734 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(/me can't remember his own FYB scripts' names >_<) < 1153539737 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: You? < 1153539746 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!fybs nothing-0 < 1153539747 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: OR you could just point me to the proper one and I could add it. < 1153539750 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Reporting score for nothing-0. < 1153539760 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, lament is supposedly writing one. < 1153539783 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, then be patient :-P < 1153539812 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :one thing that you wouldn't know: i have made two esoteric programming languages and i'm actually 15. < 1153539820 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the second bit < 1153539844 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, by the way, is it okay if your CPU and RAM both burn to a crisp from trying to interpret QBF? < 1153539849 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, there's a life acheivement to be proud of ;) < 1153539859 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: I have resource limitations on :p < 1153539884 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah. I'll expect most QBF programs to fail, then... < 1153539935 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf_txtgen Resource limitations sort of suck >_> < 1153539937 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :does the hard-drive light flash to the qubits? < 1153539938 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sablevm: cannot create vm < 1153539953 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :thematrixeatsyou: hmm? < 1153539981 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :don't you know how quatum phyics works < 1153539982 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :? < 1153540007 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :gtg, cya < 1153540010 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What do you mean by "flash to the qubits"? < 1153540021 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"nvm ihope. Cya!" < 1153540031 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION mehs < 1153542392 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Connection timed out < 1153544154 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Ex-Chat" < 1153555199 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :ended < 1153555200 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid JOIN :#esoteric < 1153556145 0 :Arrogant!i=Scott@48.orlando-09-10rs.fl.dial-access.att.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153557788 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT : < 1153560813 0 :Arrogant!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1153563686 0 :jix!i=jix@L6130.l.strato-dslnet.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1153565540 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"all your basment are belong to bsmntbombdood" < 1153566087 0 :kipple!n=kipple@203.80-202-102.nextgentel.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1153568014 0 :tgwizard!n=tgwizard@c-123ce155.178-1-64736c10.cust.bredbandsbolaget.se JOIN :#esoteric < 1153582077 0 :ihope!n=foo@c-71-205-100-59.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153585699 0 :Keymaker!n=nobody@wire74.adsl.netsonic.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1153585708 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ello < 1153590066 0 :AndrewNP!i=AndrewNP@pool-71-254-251-52.hrbgpa.dsl-w.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153591196 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Bitte waehlen Sie eine Beerdigungnachricht" < 1153592845 0 :calamari!n=calamari@ip68-231-173-86.tc.ph.cox.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153592855 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1153592860 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hey < 1153592872 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hoo-hah! < 1153592925 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's new? < 1153592977 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm, nothing probably :) < 1153592994 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :We have a couple guys around here trying to work with quantum computer simulators. < 1153593014 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah, ihope and lament, yeah < 1153593023 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(i guess you meant them) < 1153593034 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That'd be it, yeah. < 1153593313 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I trust you saw the Quantum BF article on the wiki? < 1153593323 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yea < 1153593532 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not sure how well it would work in practice, if it were implemented on a real QC. The "swap" operator, for example... < 1153593555 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You'd probably have to implement the tape as an array of *pointers* to qubits. < 1153593628 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Since, or at least as I understand it, the qubits are pretty well fixed within the register. < 1153593643 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i can't really say anything as i understand it not at all :) (quantum physics) < 1153593703 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Honestly, there's not that much to learn. Most of the quantum stuff can be abstracted away into (admittedly nasty) math. < 1153593725 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Would you like me to write up a QC tutorial for you? ^^ < 1153593739 0 :Eidolos!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do eet! < 1153593750 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, go ahead if you can write an understandable one, i'm not that great at maths :p < 1153593795 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, you'll need to understand matrices, complex numbers, and an average stats class. < 1153593814 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'll try to make it simple. And explain any probability stuff you need to know. < 1153593817 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::-D < 1153593880 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Should I put it on the wiki, or just make it a regular file to send to y'all? < 1153593903 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :just a file, i guess < 1153593914 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :K. < 1153593963 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :easiest way would be to upload it somewhere once done, so no need to send e-mails. in case you have some page < 1153594045 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Agreed. < 1153594206 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i already implemented the tape as an array of pointers to qubits < 1153594230 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it is the only sensible solution < 1153594235 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :however i'm still not sure what to do with IO < 1153594341 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Woot: I was right. < 1153594367 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :As for IO... ihope really needs to explain that better. < 1153594386 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, no < 1153594399 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No what? < 1153594399 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's explained quite fully in the spec < 1153594414 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(and what he told me here about output) < 1153594422 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm just not sure if it's a good way of doing it < 1153594444 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hm. I think I saw that log. But... is there a spec outside the wiki page? < 1153594452 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :'Cause there's no link to it. :-/ < 1153594498 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :for input, you take a bit and put it in the qubit. < 1153594521 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's easy enough. < 1153594524 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :for output, you ignore everything ihope wrote there, observe the qubit and output it :) < 1153594530 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ohhh. < 1153594555 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::) < 1153594563 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So... there's no way to do qubit IO between quantum tapes. < 1153594574 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well < 1153594586 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :if you do want to do that, then you don't observe it, and do what ihope said. < 1153594599 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but that's not a concern for my implementation. < 1153594726 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION re-reads. < 1153594740 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now, doing it ihope's way, wouldn't that entangle the input and output tapes? < 1153594745 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it would < 1153594751 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it would create an entangled copy of the qubit < 1153594761 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :once you observe one, both collapse < 1153594768 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(to the same state) < 1153594788 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not ideal, but the only way it's physically possible, I suppose. < 1153594792 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1153594806 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION kicks the "no-cloning" theorem. ;) < 1153594836 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm sorry! the universe is not weird enough! :) < 1153594881 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, I think it's plenty weird. On the plus side, that would allow multiple registers to be entangled. < 1153594890 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Which you'd have to do if you want really big operations like breaking RSA. < 1153594912 0 :lindi-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm < 1153594952 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AndrewNP: in practice, i don't think you can do stuff between registers < 1153594970 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AndrewNP: if you could, that would just mean you have one big register. < 1153594993 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i.e. in practice you probably wouldn't be able to set up this c-not gate < 1153595098 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Probably. The output qubit would collapse before it could get anywhere, at which point it's no different than classical IO. < 1153595142 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(since it would collapse the control qubit too... right?) < 1153595298 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you know what would be really silly < 1153595319 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :qubits are annoying to deal with since bits are a shitty basic data type < 1153595326 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so instead, why don't we use... QUBYTES!!!!!! < 1153595353 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :simulating that would be a joy < 1153595361 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :256^n states for n qubytes < 1153595419 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it should still be doable for about 3 qubytes < 1153595467 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :at the very least, we could use 10-state objects < 1153595474 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so we can encode any digit with one object < 1153595511 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :then we could have 7-8 of those < 1153595520 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and still have the program complete in reasonable time < 1153595561 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :of course all "standard" gates would not be applicable < 1153595586 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you would need 10 standard gates. < 1153595587 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1153595597 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that kinda sucks :( < 1153595723 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :however they could be really cool gates < 1153595743 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ie gates that are also mathematical operations mod 10 < 1153595797 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you could have a gate that adds two numbers mod 10, for example < 1153595872 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Cool. But I'm not sure how well it would work: most physical measurements are as binary as classical computing. < 1153595877 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Like, spin-up and spin-down. < 1153595893 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :noup < 1153595899 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Meh? < 1153595912 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"most" sure, but there're certainly systems with more states < 1153595941 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :besides we're not trying to make a "real" quantum programming language (those already exist), we want an esoteric one < 1153595951 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh right. < 1153595958 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Like Malbolge for qubits. :) < 1153596232 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Connection timed out < 1153599137 0 :marinus!n=marinus@cable-104-9.zeelandnet.nl JOIN :#esoteric < 1153599149 0 :marinus!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :SendQ exceeded < 1153599150 0 :marinus!n=marinus@cable-104-9.zeelandnet.nl JOIN :#esoteric < 1153599158 0 :nooga!i=nooga@ip-50.net-41.rev.inter-c.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1153599238 0 :marinus!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does anybody have a reasonably speedy way to simulate an array in Glass (to be used as a tape for a Brainfuck implementation)? I'm using a string now, but this slows it down to the point where 99 bottles of beer takes 20 minutes to run. < 1153599396 0 :marinus!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :did it eat my question or do you just think I should figure it out myself? < 1153599448 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, I for one don't know Glass, so I can't help ye. < 1153599471 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh hi < 1153599850 0 :lindi-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :marinus: glass? < 1153599866 0 :marinus!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes, glass < 1153599872 0 :lindi-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what program is that? url? < 1153599885 0 :marinus!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.esolangs.org/wiki/Glass < 1153599909 0 :marinus!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There's probably more, but I can't seem to find it < 1153599918 0 :lindi-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm, you just need a fast interpreter < 1153599960 0 :marinus!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The reason that it's going slow is thatI' < 1153599963 0 :marinus!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oops < 1153599984 0 :marinus!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i've implemented the array as a string, so I have to convert all numbers to characters and back every time < 1153599989 0 :marinus!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :there must be a faster method < 1153599997 0 :marinus!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or at least, i hope there is < 1153600042 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :who knows SML? < 1153600143 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Odds are, if Glass doesn't have native arrays or custom datatypes, you won't be able to make a fast Turing tape. Sorry. < 1153600144 0 :lindi-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :marinus: string in what language? < 1153600164 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :in Glass < 1153600202 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fast? Hardly :) < 1153600219 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :marinus: There already is a BF implementation in Glass, which does use an array implementation :) < 1153600224 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'll give you a copy, just a sec. < 1153600233 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And no, there isn't a faster method :P < 1153600266 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I used an LLL (it's REALLY bad :) ) < 1153600275 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also, since when is anybody using any of my languages? XD < 1153600303 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Actually... hang on. This thing lets you define classes, right? < 1153600321 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Of course. < 1153600328 0 :marinus!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :by the way, why doesn't M.c__ run? < 1153600344 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmmm, because I didn't think of that contingency :) < 1153600352 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Couldn't you create two linked lists to simulate a two-stack structure for the tape? < 1153600358 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AndrewNP: Yup < 1153600367 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think a doubly linked list with a pointer to the current member would be the best. < 1153600382 0 :marinus!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :gregorR: where is that copy? < 1153600383 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :marinus: Have an email addy I can send bf.glass to? < 1153600389 0 :marinus!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :marinuso@zeelandnet.nl < 1153600402 0 :marinus!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but don't sell it to the spammers :) < 1153600434 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sent < 1153600441 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Sold." < 1153600446 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I should've said 'PM it', this channel is logged 8-X < 1153600449 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sorry :) < 1153600473 0 :marinus!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :doesn't matter, I get +- 30 spam mails every day anyway < 1153600477 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heh < 1153600503 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :goin' out < 1153600510 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :for a bud or two < 1153600521 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!glass {M[m(_b)(BF)!>">+++++++++[<++++++++>-]<.>+++++++[<++++>-]<+.+++++++..+++.>>>++++++++[<++++>-]<.>>>++++++++++[<+++++++++>-]<---.<<<<.+++.------.--------.>>+."(_b)(bf).?]} < 1153600526 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hello World! < 1153600538 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bye < 1153600544 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bye < 1153600545 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Au revoir! < 1153600560 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So what IS this EgoBot thing? < 1153600565 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT : < 1153600629 0 :marinus!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it seems to me a way to run arbitrary code on the computer it's running on... < 1153600646 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1153600647 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Basically < 1153600662 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Cool. And it's just !help to get the commands, right? < 1153600741 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yup < 1153600747 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!help < 1153600749 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I can add any interpreter in a sane language. < 1153600750 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :help ps kill i eof flush show ls bf_txtgen usertrig daemon undaemon < 1153600752 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1l 2l adjust axo bch bf{8,[16],32,64} funge93 fyb fybs glass glypho kipple lambda lazyk linguine malbolge pbrain rail rhotor sadol sceql trigger udage01 unlambda whirl < 1153600774 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!lambda < 1153600783 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Er, wait, can it do help for each command? < 1153600787 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You need a program there :P < 1153600792 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, but it's not very useful. < 1153600794 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!help lambda < 1153600794 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!help lambda < 1153600796 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :To use an interpreter: Note: can be the actual program, an http:// URL, or a file:// URL which refers to my pseudofilesystem. < 1153600798 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :To use an interpreter: Note: can be the actual program, an http:// URL, or a file:// URL which refers to my pseudofilesystem. < 1153600807 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Lovely. < 1153600825 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!lambda (\p.p) x < 1153600828 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Parser error: Unbound variable: x < 1153600837 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!lambda (\p.p) < 1153600853 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(And it's OSS at http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/files/egobot/ ) < 1153600854 0 :iano!i=me@sub26-46.member.dsl-only.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153600861 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!lambda (\t.t)(\x.x) < 1153600876 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I know it's summer because I don't recognize half the people on #esoteric XD < 1153600880 0 :iano!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hi all. Everyone here know about the ICFP contest? < 1153600893 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :iano: Just barely heard of it. < 1153600903 0 :iano!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It contains several esolang puzzles in it this year! < 1153600948 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!lambda (\p.p) "test" < 1153600951 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Cool :P < 1153600952 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :test < 1153600958 0 :iano!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :starting with the VM for the UMIX os, and also a roman-numeral version of BASIC... < 1153600971 0 :iano!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and a 2-D functional language :) < 1153601001 0 :iano!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :anyone want to try their hand at solving some puzzles in a 2-D language? < 1153601093 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :d'oh. haven't heard about that contest :( < 1153601118 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, what kind of puzzles? i'm not that good at any < 1153601312 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lament: why doesn't this python program work?! < 1153601317 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :memory = [] < 1153601317 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :memory[1] = 0 < 1153601360 0 :marinus!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you have an array of size 0. < 1153601364 0 :iano!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :for the 2-D language, given a sample that does addition, come up with multiply, reverse a list, and... a ray tracer :O < 1153601384 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hah :) < 1153601409 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and how do i get it to be initially 20000-sized and all values 0? < 1153601432 0 :marinus!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :memory = [0,0,0,0 .... 0,0,0,0] :-) < 1153601443 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Keymaker: memory = [0] * 20000 < 1153601456 0 :iano!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT : < 1153601487 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok, thanks < 1153601542 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :great. isdigit doesn't work < 1153601658 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or is there even a way to check if some string consist only of digits? < 1153601852 0 :marinus!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why not use a regex? re.compile("^[0-9]+$").match(your string here) < 1153601887 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :probably because i don't have any idea what it is :p < 1153601930 0 :marinus!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :see http://www.regular-expressions.info/ :) < 1153601957 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::) < 1153602142 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :>>> filter(lambda x: x.isdigit() and x or '', "hello123world") < 1153602142 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :'123' < 1153602178 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :>>> [x for x in 'foo567bar' if x.isdigit()] < 1153602178 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :['5', '6', '7'] < 1153602275 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :thanks, but what i need is just something that'd check if "test2" consist only of digits (nope), and if "332" (yes). i can't understand why i can't get that isdigit thing working, i've seen it everywhere < 1153602339 0 :marinus!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :>>> "blah".isdigit() < 1153602340 0 :marinus!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :False < 1153602340 0 :marinus!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :>>> "123".isdigit() < 1153602340 0 :marinus!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :True < 1153602340 0 :marinus!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :>>> "12blah".isdigit() < 1153602340 0 :marinus!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :False < 1153602342 0 :marinus!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :>>> "bl12ah".isdigit() < 1153602344 0 :marinus!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :False < 1153602386 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :grrh. this is strange < 1153602439 0 :marinus!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"123".isdigit() does not work on your system? < 1153602475 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :now that i tried, yes < 1153602484 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :seems the problem is in my program < 1153602502 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i was sure i had tried it outside my program though :\ maybe i hadn't < 1153602523 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it seems to complaing about this line < 1153602523 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :if program[pointer].isdigit() == True: < 1153602588 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :how is it complaining? < 1153602591 0 :iano!n=iosgood@70.98.242.60 JOIN :#esoteric < 1153602646 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AttributeError: 'int' object has no attribute 'isdigit' < 1153602726 0 :marinus!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :All integers only consist of digits, so why try checking? < 1153602730 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Keymaker: uhhhhh < 1153602738 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Keymaker: well duh! < 1153602755 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P hmm. i don't ever convert the data i'm reading to integers < 1153602772 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :unless python does that without asking they all should be strings < 1153602774 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, do it < 1153602787 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :don't mix data types < 1153602790 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and the input can be other than integers too < 1153602807 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :mixing data types is Bad < 1153602827 0 :marinus!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you do know that the input() function gives ints when only numbers are inputted, right? < 1153602851 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nope, but i'm using f.readline() < 1153602863 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :f.readline() always returns a string < 1153602874 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so your input will always be a string < 1153602883 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah, as it should be.. < 1153602907 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but you're trying to use strings and integers at the same time, and that's a bad idea < 1153602951 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's the problem? :( < 1153602964 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's bad design < 1153602981 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, i don't care about interpreter design < 1153602984 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :since every time you would have to check if it's a string or an integer < 1153602986 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :not interpreter design < 1153602991 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :your program design < 1153603002 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :whatever < 1153603018 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so, i guess it's impossible to get this kind of thing working < 1153603028 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :O:) < 1153603035 0 :marinus!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no, not if you only put strings in the array < 1153603046 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Keymaker: what are you trying to do? < 1153603055 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :marinus: as far as i know i'm doing only so < 1153603062 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lament: an interpreter for my new esolang < 1153603079 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Keymaker: you're not "only putting strings" there because it's initialized to a bunch of 0s < 1153603084 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :which aren't strings < 1153603088 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :aah < 1153603091 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes.. < 1153603097 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that might well be the problem :P < 1153603108 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :how to get this "program = [0] * 5000" to strings? < 1153603122 0 :marinus!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :program = [""] * 5000 < 1153603125 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :substitute 0 with whatever string you want memory cells to be initialized to < 1153603133 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :a < 1153603176 0 :marinus!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but why not initialize it to [] and append() the input lines? < 1153603200 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :why not start by learning Python? < 1153603225 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i can't make up any answer < 1153603381 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :now it works without errors (but not yet without bugs) < 1153603400 0 :marinus!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :which language is it you're implementing, by the way? < 1153603413 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Aeolbonn < 1153603441 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes, yes, my naming gets gradually worse.. :p < 1153603459 0 :marinus!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It sounds esoteric to me... < 1153603490 0 :marinus!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Then again, I don't speak Finnish (or whatever that is) < 1153603504 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It doesn't really sound very Finnish to me. < 1153603505 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it means nothing as far as i know < 1153603510 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it isn't finnish < 1153603538 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's abbrevation that i tried to make sound somewhat nice < 1153603976 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :how do i print only string of ascii characters, and only a new-line? < 1153604049 0 :marinus!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what exactly do you mean? < 1153604067 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :like, i would like to print "hello" without a new-line attached to it < 1153604074 0 :marinus!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :import sys < 1153604079 0 :marinus!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sys.stdout.write("hello") < 1153604102 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok < 1153604110 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(and they said this language was easy..) < 1153604181 0 :marinus!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, isn't it? < 1153604211 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's not :) < 1153604240 0 :marinus!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :compared to most of what you find on esolangs.org it is :) < 1153604324 0 :marinus!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but each programming language is good at different things (even the esoteric ones, which are good at being hard) < 1153604330 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh < 1153604538 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :this looks fine except infinite loop goes through just once, and program doesn't report error where it should < 1153604619 0 :marinus!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :then you're probably almost there < 1153604629 0 :marinus!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but I wouldn't report any errors, too user-friendly < 1153604734 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah, now the error reporting works -- seems i hadn't any error in the file i tested it with.. < 1153604751 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, luckily errors are easy to add < 1153604783 0 :marinus!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :indeed! < 1153604794 0 :marinus!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :even if you don't want to... < 1153605039 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :how do i terminate the program with error message? < 1153605078 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or, how do i terminate the program and display an error message < 1153605126 0 :marinus!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :gee, never done that in Python yet... why not raise an error? < 1153605130 0 :marinus!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :raise("Error") < 1153605144 0 :marinus!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and then you get < 1153605148 0 :marinus!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :>>> raise "Error" < 1153605148 0 :marinus!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Traceback (most recent call last): < 1153605148 0 :marinus!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : File "", line 1, in ? < 1153605148 0 :marinus!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Error < 1153605170 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i guess anything goes < 1153605261 0 :marinus!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you can also do sys.exit() to quit < 1153605271 0 :marinus!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you have to import sys first. < 1153605287 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Keymaker: raise SystemExit < 1153605316 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and what about displaying the error message? < 1153605322 0 :marinus!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :print() < 1153605333 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :def die(message): < 1153605336 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : print message < 1153605339 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : raise SystemExit < 1153605345 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok < 1153605348 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ta < 1153605358 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or sys.stderr.write(message) < 1153605429 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :even better < 1153605453 0 :bsmntbombdood!n=gavin@unaffiliated/bsmntbombdood JOIN :#esoteric < 1153607440 0 :pikhq!n=pikhq@70-33-44-221.clspco.adelphia.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153608229 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i just can't see why this doesn't loop < 1153608237 0 :marinus!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what? < 1153608255 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :this interpreter, when running an infinite loop < 1153608294 0 :marinus!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nobody here can see either until you show the offending part of the source :) < 1153608312 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it just goes through the code, the variables seem to have correct values (i print to see), but still doesn't work grrrh < 1153608320 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hah, that's true < 1153608455 0 :marinus!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :how exactly are you jumping back? < 1153608521 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's difficult to explain without explaining the language itself < 1153608533 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but in python it's just a loop < 1153608595 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what kind of loop? < 1153608634 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :while pointer < length < 1153608669 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pointer is the instruction pointer and length the length of the program (which is measured earlier and seems to be correct when i printed it) < 1153608723 0 :marinus!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but what do you do to interpret your language's looping construct? < 1153608766 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't want to explain the language yet < 1153608784 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh well < 1153608802 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i guess i'll get to bed, it's no use doing anything < 1153608809 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :goodbye < 1153608825 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1153609088 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*sigh* < 1153610311 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION is currently rewriting his Brainfuck compiler using pure brainfuck. . . < 1153610318 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Damn, is it painful. < 1153610473 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :compiler? < 1153610476 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes. < 1153610479 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :compiles to bf? < 1153610491 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Compiles Brainfuck to C. < 1153610536 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ahh < 1153610549 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no.. bf to c isn't painful.. c to bf is painful :) < 1153610564 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Which someone in here has done. ;) < 1153610565 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :actually most anything to bf :) < 1153610576 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah, and I've done basic to bf :) < 1153610595 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Doing it in Brainfuck makes it fairly painful. ;) < 1153610611 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm, seems like it shouldn't be too bad < 1153610641 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's pretty easy if you do it right < 1153610941 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Actually, now that I've stopped trying to make it an optimising compiler, it isn't too bad. < 1153610957 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :When I rewrite it to optimise, then it should be painful. < 1153611278 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION tries to think of something else to do. . . < 1153611703 0 :marinus!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1153611882 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :done.. using bfbasic ;) < 1153612019 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, I've got an optimising compiler in BFC already. I'm just rewriting in Brainfuck (and would like to work on something else for a bit. . .) < 1153612019 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1153612146 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bbl < 1153612228 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1153613226 0 :ihope!n=foo@c-71-205-100-59.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153613765 0 :tgwizard!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1153614612 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT : < 1153617036 0 :GregorR!n=gregor@c-24-21-138-66.hsd1.mn.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153617163 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: you're not in Minnesota, are you? < 1153617626 0 :iano!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1153619008 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: Nope < 1153619044 0 :Sgeo!n=Sgeo@ool-18bf61f7.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153619049 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So why's your hostmask say mn.comcast.net? < 1153619062 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Are you behind a proxy, or did Comcast booch it? < 1153619067 0 :EgoBot!n=EgoBot@c-24-21-138-66.hsd1.or.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153620737 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hum < 1153620744 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It doesn't ...? < 1153620757 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :?! < 1153620762 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR and EgoBot == same system < 1153620774 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :* [GregorR] (n=gregor@c-24-21-138-66.hsd1.mn.comcast.net): Gregor Richards < 1153620784 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :* [EgoBot] (n=EgoBot@c-24-21-138-66.hsd1.or.comcast.net): EgoBot < 1153620800 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Comcast can't figure out their own IP scheme :-P < 1153621092 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's weird. < 1153621101 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You're in Oregon, Minnesota. :p < 1153621872 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :More likely Minnesota, Oregon :-P < 1153623495 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Hey, everybody! Make this your default quit message!" < 1153624980 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Man < 1153624986 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mythbusters = awesome show < 1153624996 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Even in >100F temperature X_X < 1153624999 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Indeed. < 1153626282 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Ex-Chat" < 1153626949 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1153630856 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1153631220 0 :Sgeo!n=Sgeo@ool-18bf61f7.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153631927 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1153633990 0 :Arrogant!i=Scott@138.orlando-09rh15-16rt.fl.dial-access.att.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153634550 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1153636409 0 :lindi-!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1153637053 0 :lindi-!n=lindi@kulho150.adsl.netsonic.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1153637531 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"all your basment are belong to bsmntbombdood" < 1153640994 0 :bsmntbombdood!n=gavin@unaffiliated/bsmntbombdood JOIN :#esoteric < 1153641599 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :ended < 1153641600 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid JOIN :#esoteric < 1153642241 0 :Arrogant!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1153646417 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"all your basment are belong to bsmntbombdood" < 1153650620 0 :jix!i=jix@L6300.l.strato-dslnet.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1153651309 0 :Keymaker!n=nobody@wire74.adsl.netsonic.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1153651352 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :right after i quit this channel yesterday i got the jumping working in the interpreter :) < 1153651364 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :can't remember what was the problem, though.. < 1153651377 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it was something simple, at least < 1153653121 0 :smoke!n=user@53549344.cable.casema.nl JOIN :#esoteric < 1153659479 0 :kipple!n=kipple@203.80-202-102.nextgentel.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1153659921 0 :smoke!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1153660007 0 :smoke!n=user@53549344.cable.casema.nl JOIN :#esoteric < 1153661244 0 :tgwizard!n=tgwizard@c-123ce155.178-1-64736c10.cust.bredbandsbolaget.se JOIN :#esoteric < 1153661896 0 :smoke!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1153671746 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"This computer has gone to sleep" < 1153671943 0 :ChanServ!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :calvino.freenode.net irc.freenode.net < 1153672460 0 :ChanServ!ChanServ@services. JOIN :#esoteric < 1153672460 0 :irc.freenode.net!unknown@unknown.invalid MODE #esoteric :+o ChanServ < 1153676484 0 :jix!i=jix@L6300.l.strato-dslnet.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1153680817 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1153682698 0 :pikhq!n=pikhq@70-33-44-221.clspco.adelphia.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153687720 0 :ihope!n=foo@c-71-205-100-59.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153688525 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Hmm..." < 1153691685 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm. . . < 1153691709 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION thinks of a pointlessly verbose esoteric language < 1153691735 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION realises it's already been done; COBOL is exactly what I'd design < 1153692591 0 :tgwizard!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1153693485 0 :lindi-!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 131 (Connection reset by peer) < 1153693599 0 :lindi-!n=lindi@kulho150.adsl.netsonic.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1153694125 0 :Sgeo!n=Sgeo@ool-18bf61f7.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153694420 0 :ihope!n=chatzill@c-71-205-100-59.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153695605 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Restarting the window thingy" < 1153698157 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: also take a look at ORK < 1153698182 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm. < 1153698301 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I still have the idea of implementing an ORK interpreter in javascript... < 1153698377 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :my other ORK-related project, the CSS decoder, will probably be more painful though < 1153698451 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION looks at it now. . . < 1153698456 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, God, that's painful. < 1153699561 0 :calamari!n=calamari@ip68-231-173-86.tc.ph.cox.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153700865 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Bitte waehlen Sie eine Beerdigungnachricht" < 1153704110 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hahaha < 1153704117 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :WTF is with people using my languages. < 1153704121 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :All three mentioned in three days 8-D < 1153704128 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :We're nuts, that's all. < 1153704132 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Which languages, BTW? < 1153704134 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :[Wait, didn't I write four? Oh yeah :P] < 1153704140 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2L, FYB, ORK, Glass < 1153704145 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah. < 1153704150 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nobody mentioned 2L, but it's a bit too much of a joke :) < 1153704159 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :BTW, ORK is freakin' nuts. < 1153704175 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You're insane from writing it, aren't you? < 1153704175 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heheheh < 1153704196 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There is such a thing as sanity. < 1153704202 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There is such a thing as a person. < 1153704204 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor is a person < 1153704205 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1153704220 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(That wasn't quite valid code, but *shrugs*) < 1153704226 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :After I wrote Glass I sort of neglected ORK :P < 1153704350 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now looking at Glass. < 1153704358 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I demand my brain back. < 1153704363 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1153704367 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That'll be $10,000,000 < 1153704387 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'll sue you for it. < 1153704436 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: about ORK. there seem to be a bug in the compiler < 1153704454 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you can't have function names with spaces < 1153704467 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Tragic. < 1153704471 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::-P < 1153704474 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hehe < 1153704480 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think that's documented somewhere actually. < 1153704484 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I discovered it but didn't really care. < 1153704488 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Patches gladly accepted. < 1153705652 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION thinks of stuff for FBY. . . < 1153705658 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :[+], anyone? :p < 1153705669 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Err. < 1153705673 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :[+!] < 1153705798 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :FYB you mean? < 1153705808 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Go ahead and write something, and submit it to EgoBot. < 1153705811 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :We'll see if it beats logicex. < 1153705820 0 :CXI!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :SendQ exceeded < 1153705823 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :logicex = teh unbeatable! :P < 1153705831 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Right. .k . < 1153705838 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :^^ < 1153705841 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What's logicex's code, anyways? < 1153705859 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!help < 1153705862 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :help ps kill i eof flush show ls bf_txtgen usertrig daemon undaemon < 1153705864 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1l 2l adjust axo bch bf{8,[16],32,64} funge93 fyb fybs glass glypho kipple lambda lazyk linguine malbolge pbrain rail rhotor sadol sceql trigger udage01 unlambda whirl < 1153705869 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!help fyb < 1153705872 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :To use an interpreter: Note: can be the actual program, an http:// URL, or a file:// URL which refers to my pseudofilesystem. < 1153705887 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mmkay. < 1153706019 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's included in the package, isn't it? < 1153706034 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :+[:++++++++++++++!>;] < 1153706036 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, it's here: http://www.befunge.org/fyb/fyb/exa/ < 1153706038 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah. < 1153706097 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!fyb http://www.befunge.org/fyb/fyb/exa/logicex-2.fyb http://pastebin.ca/raw/97730 < 1153706101 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Running... < 1153706102 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1153706134 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What do the x's and d's mean? < 1153706140 0 :AndrewNP!i=AndrewNP@pool-71-254-227-230.hrbgpa.east.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153706147 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Erm, you just submit one, and it'll run it against all of the ones that are there. < 1153706152 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah. < 1153706163 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, what do the x's and d's mean? < 1153706189 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :x means that the program in question beat the program listed, d means it was a draw. < 1153706209 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hah! < 1153706219 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It got a draw with logicex. < 1153706224 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::( < 1153706230 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Erm, wait < 1153706232 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It had victory over everything else. < 1153706235 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's because you just submitted logicex ;) < 1153706250 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :18:54 97730 < 1153706259 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hm < 1153706269 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!fyb http://pastebin.ca/raw/97730 < 1153706272 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now testing again. < 1153706273 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Running... < 1153706275 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just to confirm. < 1153706281 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Shoot O_O < 1153706298 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It lost. < 1153706312 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It may have been that when you put both on a line, it confused it :-P < 1153706313 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So, something weird happened. < 1153706316 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yup. < 1153706316 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just submit one :) < 1153706321 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I did. < 1153706327 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think what happened is it downloaded the first one, but then grabbed the name from the second one. < 1153706332 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah. < 1153706388 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You'll note that logicex-2 is actually quite complex. < 1153706524 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Incidentally, logicex-2 has been undefeated for more than a year now ... and that sucks :P < 1153706642 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION thinks about something clever to do. . . < 1153706863 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think I'm going to have fun by making it commit all values, just to mangle the code (while also trying to find places to put bombs). < 1153706923 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Probably won't do a damn thing, but I can't help but try. < 1153706967 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm. I wonder. . . < 1153707092 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Can't hurt to try :) < 1153707103 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah. < 1153707129 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also trying to avoid any tight loops. < 1153707139 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Which logicex-2 has a lot of. < 1153707195 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :X_X < 1153707200 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I know. :p < 1153707221 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :To be fairly honest, I have no idea why logicex-2 works so well :) < 1153707224 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Stupid? Yes. < 1153707229 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do I give a damn? No. < 1153707241 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm liable to throw shit at it, just to see if it works. < 1153707246 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*shrugs* < 1153707361 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!fyb http://pastebin.ca/raw/97730 < 1153707365 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Running... < 1153707389 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That sucked. < 1153707397 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :19:16 total points: -7 < 1153707415 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION needs something clever, which that wasn't < 1153707487 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Look at it, and laugh. < 1153707523 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah well. < 1153707539 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'll just devise the best way of not getting killed. . . < 1153707586 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hahahah < 1153707597 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :@+[++++++++++++++!] < 1153707599 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Voila. < 1153707616 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That prevents me from getting killed by killing mtself. :p < 1153707654 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :. . . Shit. < 1153707736 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It doesn't, does it? < 1153707753 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::@+[++++++++++++++!]; < 1153707763 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There. < 1153707772 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The suicidal maniac of FYB. < 1153707840 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!fyb http://www.befunge.org/fyb/fyb/exa/retired/logicex-1.fyb < 1153707845 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Let's see how that fares. < 1153707849 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Running... < 1153707878 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Meh. < 1153707898 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :[!], anyone? < 1153707901 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Shit. < 1153707907 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It borks. x_x < 1153707915 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION shouldn't do a damned thing. < 1153707934 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION thinks that [!] is valid code, and therefore loses. < 1153707944 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION needs to reread the spec ... < 1153707963 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!fyb http://www.befunge.org/fyb/fyb/README < 1153707966 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Teeheehee. < 1153707967 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Running... < 1153707975 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, well the problem with [!] is just that it's a tight loop *shrugs* < 1153707978 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1153708000 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :-10! w00t! < 1153708005 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's the worst one yet! < 1153708038 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It even got beaten by noop! < 1153708055 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now that takes skill. < 1153708058 0 :ihope!n=foo@c-71-205-100-59.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153708065 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION writes a parser for BF < 1153708170 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It got beaten by nothing-1? XD < 1153708177 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Must've defected and bombed itself. < 1153708177 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :+[:[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[>!]]]]]]]]]]]];] < 1153708180 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yup., < 1153708212 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION is having too much fun with this, BTW. < 1153708281 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!fyb http://pastebin.ca/raw/97730 < 1153708285 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Running... < 1153708311 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :My code really sucks. < 1153708480 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!fyb http://pastebin.ca/raw/97730 < 1153708489 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Running... < 1153708544 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So far, I've only managed to beat nothing. And that's simply because it doesn't defect. < 1153708555 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :...I can't write such a simple parser, eh? < 1153708636 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: You write something clever. < 1153708869 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, this won't work. < 1153708899 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :A BF parser is ridiculously simple. . . < 1153708921 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Says something about my programming abilities, doesn't it? < 1153708928 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Let's see... I have String -> (BF, String), so... of course. < 1153708974 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Think about it: each character corresponds to a function. How hard can it be? < 1153708997 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :[ and ] aren't just functions. < 1153709044 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, yeah, yeah. < 1153709048 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's the only hard part. < 1153709220 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I should just be using some parser library. < 1153709311 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION laughs over his 39 spaces in a row < 1153709472 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION realizes that pattern guards are quite nice < 1153709674 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :. < 1153709813 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm, [ is considered a valid program by this parser... I'll have to fix that. < 1153709933 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Ex-Chat" < 1153710036 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh. After this "fix", it's still a valid program... < 1153710076 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION scraps his parser and starts over using some fancy parser thingy < 1153710461 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION thinks about FYB < 1153710772 0 :CXI!i=Sanity@dialup-45.89.221.203.acc50-kent-syd.comindico.com.au JOIN :#esoteric < 1153711434 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"See ya!" < 1153715286 0 :Arrogant!i=Scott@12.78.47.0 JOIN :#esoteric < 1153716555 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Hey, everybody! Make this your default quit message!" < 1153717499 0 :Eidolos!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1153717641 0 :Eidolos!n=Sartak@c-24-128-121-242.hsd1.ma.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153725964 0 :bsmntbombdood!n=gavin@unaffiliated/bsmntbombdood JOIN :#esoteric < 1153726453 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1153727948 0 :ChanServ!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Shutting Down < 1153727978 0 :ChanServ!ChanServ@services. JOIN :#esoteric < 1153727978 0 :irc.freenode.net!unknown@unknown.invalid MODE #esoteric :+o ChanServ < 1153727999 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :ended < 1153728000 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid JOIN :#esoteric < 1153728271 0 :ChanServ!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Shutting Down < 1153728309 0 :ChanServ!ChanServ@services. JOIN :#esoteric < 1153728309 0 :irc.freenode.net!unknown@unknown.invalid MODE #esoteric :+o ChanServ < 1153728847 0 :ChanServ!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Shutting Down < 1153728895 0 :ChanServ!ChanServ@services. JOIN :#esoteric < 1153728895 0 :irc.freenode.net!unknown@unknown.invalid MODE #esoteric :+o ChanServ < 1153729216 0 :thematrixeatsyou!n=leet@222.155.95.29 JOIN :#esoteric < 1153729237 0 :ChanServ!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Shutting Down < 1153729249 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :48636C6C6F < 1153729253 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :shit < 1153729282 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :* ChanServ has quit IRC (Shutting Down) < 1153729360 0 :ChanServ!ChanServ@services. JOIN :#esoteric < 1153729360 0 :irc.freenode.net!unknown@unknown.invalid MODE #esoteric :+o ChanServ < 1153729464 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :better < 1153729473 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hey Gregor < 1153730009 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1153731036 0 :Arrogant!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1153731372 0 :jix!i=jix@L60ac.l.strato-dslnet.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1153731377 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hey jix < 1153731394 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :moin < 1153731430 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :evnin < 1153734521 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"ciao" < 1153750503 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION wonders why he got a "hey Gregor" while sleeping :P < 1153757026 0 :kipple!n=kipple@203.80-202-102.nextgentel.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1153758690 0 :GregorR-W!n=chatzill@jffwprtest.jf.intel.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1153759844 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Y'know, I never cease to love that /title < 1153759858 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Erm, /topic < 1153759861 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"The interanational hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment" < 1153759863 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heheheh < 1153760003 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gives you a sense of evil. < 1153760269 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION wonders who ronhudson is XD < 1153760393 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :kipple: The 'cat' example you put on the ORK page is quite possibly the most awesome 'cat' ever. < 1153760638 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You know, while ORK is evil as hell, it's actually fairly easy to read. ;) < 1153760653 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hahahah < 1153760822 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :gregor: why thank you :) < 1153760876 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: it's kind of like the opposite of perl < 1153760926 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :kipple: Yeah. < 1153760937 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Except that they're both insane for serious coding. :p < 1153760942 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION considers fixing the no-spaces-in-functions problem ... < 1153760969 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION considers the fact that he mysteriously can't ssh home :P < 1153761024 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ick. < 1153761076 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also my web site is down X_X < 1153761108 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Odd; I'm on it right now. < 1153761132 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not that one :P < 1153761133 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :works for me < 1153761142 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Whichever one you're at, that's not it. < 1153761144 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not my esosite. < 1153761155 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Okay. < 1153761158 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :www.codu.org < 1153761162 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric := down :( < 1153761177 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that leads to a hosting company for me < 1153761207 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah. < 1153761210 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :My hosting company. < 1153761216 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The one that f***'d my site :P < 1153761282 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION should play with ORK a bit. . . < 1153761404 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hola < 1153761416 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hola lament, ¿qué tal? < 1153761665 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i need to finish the quantum brainfuck interpreter < 1153761675 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Glass is the newest addition to 99-bottles-of-beer.net :) ( but why did it take so long?) < 1153761679 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i still haven't figured out how to collapse sutff < 1153761692 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Meh. I'm just going to do my Brainfuck compiler in it, just to learn ORK a bit. < 1153761725 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jeez. Compared to Brainfuck, ORK is almost elegant. ;) < 1153761750 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Its divine purpose in existance is to be the polar opposite of BrainFuck." < 1153761762 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(From ORK's README) < 1153761837 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :in other words, a fitting language to write a brainfuck compiler in < 1153761880 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heh < 1153761887 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION can't remember if there already is one 8-X < 1153761892 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I know there's a Kipple interpreter ... < 1153761975 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :kipple: That's why I'm drawn on to do it. < 1153761985 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now, should it compile to C, or to Ork? < 1153762053 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmmmmmmmm < 1153762057 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :How about to something entirely else? < 1153762065 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm. < 1153762070 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Anything you have in mind? < 1153762072 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :>:D < 1153762079 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :8-D < 1153762081 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nope :P < 1153762082 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I was thinking something esoteric. < 1153762099 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Like Perl ;) < 1153762153 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION is doing it with Pinky & the Brain references, just for the hell of it. . . < 1153762289 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :How's about compiling into 1337? < 1153762298 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://esolangs.org/wiki/L33t < 1153762406 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nah. Not insane enough. < 1153762476 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Isn't there a 1-1 correspondence of BF-commands to 1337 commands? < 1153762498 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nope. < 1153762522 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1337 is merely *inspired* by Brainfuck. . . By no means is there a 1-1 correspondence. < 1153762555 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Still. . . < 1153762627 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah, n/m then. < 1153762651 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.dangermouse.net/esoteric/bit.html < 1153762653 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::p < 1153762721 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :anyone up for QM questions? < 1153762735 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :suppose i have a 2-bit register < 1153762759 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :with probability of |00> = 0.9, probability of |11> = 0.1 < 1153762769 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :then i set the first bit to 0 < 1153762778 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what are the new probabilities for the system? < 1153762812 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*brain explodes* < 1153762881 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is Tcl sufficiently esoteric? < 1153763046 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes. < 1153763048 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :IMHO :) < 1153763108 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION is a Tcl fan. . . < 1153763113 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So, I'm compiling into Tcl. < 1153763115 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Whee. < 1153763382 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmmmm < 1153763414 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Has calamari's ^ instruction on the BF minimalization page been shown not to limit the computational class? < 1153763458 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because that + memory mapped I/O = 3 instructions. < 1153763916 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :woohoo < 1153763920 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i implemented observation < 1153763929 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION is terrified. < 1153763970 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Narf is to readOne Poit. < 1153763974 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm having too much fun. < 1153765390 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :quantum mechanics is the final proof that God is an esoteric programmer < 1153765572 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :somebody answer my question dammit. < 1153765588 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lament: If we could we would :P < 1153765614 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hrm. < 1153765623 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I've got one problem here. < 1153765639 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is it possible to do getchar in Tcl? < 1153765819 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :My answer: Probably :P < 1153765844 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't see a way to do so. < 1153766344 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1153766573 0 :GregorR-W!n=chatzill@jffwprtest.jf.intel.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1153766581 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wooh, Firefox rocks, it's so stable! < 1153768941 0 :cmeme!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1153769251 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :aaaaargh < 1153769253 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i suck! < 1153769256 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :at mah! < 1153769258 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :math! < 1153769345 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but i implemented setting bits :) < 1153769436 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There shall be no complaining about one's ability at math while working with quantum mechanics. < 1153769439 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It is forbidden. < 1153769510 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well < 1153769513 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i implemented setting bits < 1153769520 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :however i have no idea if i implemented it correctly or not. < 1153769527 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(because i don't know enough QM) < 1153769693 0 :ihope_!n=foo@c-71-205-100-59.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153769962 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope_: You, sir, are EVIL. < 1153770333 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You're not trying to write a quantum brainfuck interpreter, are you? < 1153770674 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nope. < 1153770677 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lament is. < 1153770734 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm just someone who saw your quantum Brainfuck, and am accusing you of being evil for it. < 1153770739 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh < 1153770755 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Okay, I'll make it seem a bit less evil. < 1153770840 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And it's done. < 1153770981 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope_: i think i wrote the interpreter < 1153770993 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :however i have no idea if it behaves correctly or not < 1153771011 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm... < 1153771013 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope_: first for a while i thought it didn't < 1153771029 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :then i realized that it's CV, not CNOT, so i have no idea what the expected results of anything should be :) < 1153771060 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so < 1153771064 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i want some gates < 1153771072 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Okay, just a second... < 1153771072 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :like classical OR, AND < 1153771078 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :implemented with CV and hadamard < 1153771105 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i could find them myself but my linear algebra is a bit rusty :) < 1153771112 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :%!!% is a CNOT with the current qubit as the target and the one to the right as the control. < 1153771160 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That can be cut in half to get %!% as half a CNOT. < 1153771188 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so < 1153771220 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :>%<%!!% makes two qubits with opposite states < 1153771228 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :right? < 1153771235 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yep. < 1153771247 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :um < 1153771250 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :are you sure? < 1153771262 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes. < 1153771265 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fuck. < 1153771269 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :are you very sure? :) < 1153771284 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :because i'm getting two qubits with the same state < 1153771296 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Are you starting with them initialized to |1>? < 1153771302 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no, |0> < 1153771308 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Initialize them to |1>. < 1153771316 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's not a quantum brainfuck feature. < 1153771324 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh wait < 1153771326 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it is < 1153771329 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hehe < 1153771333 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :why 1? < 1153771342 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because you can't be sure of anything if you start with 0. < 1153771374 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You can't construct something that's simply a NOT gate; you have to do a controlled NOT with a 1. < 1153771414 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :huh < 1153771424 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :if the thing is "quantum-complete" < 1153771430 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :surely it ought to be possible to get a 1 from a bunch of 0s? < 1153771440 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm... < 1153771493 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If you can get from something containing at least one |1> to something consisting entirely of |0>, you can do the reverse. < 1153771564 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :anyway, i changed it to be initialized to 1 < 1153771588 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :woohoo! now they're in opposite states :D < 1153771608 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmmmmmmmm ..... judging by how OSCon always works out, I think it would be logical to guess that if they had a "closed-source-con", the biggest booths would be GNU, KDE and the GNOME foundation. < 1153771672 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope_: give me some qbf program that does something < 1153771689 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't want to release the interpreter until i'm moderately sure it behaves somewhat correctly < 1153771694 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lament: what, you think I've written one? :-P < 1153771768 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, let me see if I can find something to test the interpreter with. < 1153771806 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :note that in my implementation, . observes the qubit < 1153771811 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(and outputs '1' or '0') < 1153771844 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :just to keep it realistic... < 1153771880 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"realistic" :P < 1153771968 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: as in, "behaving within the laws of physics" < 1153772677 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :...Now where'd qcl go? < 1153772692 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I downloaded it, then it disappeared... < 1153773689 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh heh < 1153773719 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Then I rm -rf /'ed, then everything disappeared... < 1153774905 0 :Razor-X!n=user@user-3cf84fq.dsl.mindspring.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1153774959 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hello? < 1153774965 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :goodbye! < 1153774971 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah. < 1153775027 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Adiaŭ vi ankaŭ, tamen. < 1153775043 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mmm. I had an idea for a contest of Esoteric languages. < 1153775072 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :do tell < 1153775075 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION goes away < 1153775091 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*sigh* < 1153775117 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope_: Thou shalt pay attention. Thou shalt not design another evil language until you hath finished listening. < 1153775122 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, since Esolangs are in general programmed by people who have some sufficient skill with logic/programming, why not make a contest in each of the major languages? < 1153775126 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION payeth attention < 1153775140 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, I hope you do too, ihope_. You and your new evil languages a'brewin' :P. < 1153775153 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Major esolangs, that is. < 1153775165 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :INTERCAL, BF, *Funge, Unlambda, and Maleboge were the ones I was thinking of. (Feel free to add more.) < 1153775176 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*cough* Glass :) < 1153775187 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: Now that's just cruel. < 1153775187 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(But I'm not biased) < 1153775193 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, I didn't know how many people used/played with it, so *shrug*. < 1153775212 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The idea was that, a group of us would vote on a set of projects for each language, while the Malbolge project would simply be ``the biggest and best program, and while it is a subjective idea, Malbolge is so hard to code in it's very hard to set any realistic goals.'' < 1153775216 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!help < 1153775219 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :help ps kill i eof flush show ls bf_txtgen usertrig daemon undaemon < 1153775221 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1l 2l adjust axo bch bf{8,[16],32,64} funge93 fyb fybs glass glypho kipple lambda lazyk linguine malbolge pbrain rail rhotor sadol sceql trigger udage01 unlambda whirl < 1153775222 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :^ Those < 1153775232 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :All of 'em? Fine with me. < 1153775237 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1153775241 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Lambda being a pure subset of Lambda Calculus? < 1153775264 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Anyhow.... < 1153775265 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.veling.nl/anne/lang/lambda/ < 1153775270 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think it is lambda calculus. < 1153775273 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And no, I was kidding :P < 1153775298 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :People had to register beforehand (so that there's no cheating) for each language. On a certain date, we'll release all the project ideas. Then all the entries would be due on a certain date. Scoring would be based on A) Speed B) Size C) Comments (This is for learning purposes, after all) D) Technical Skill and E) Panache. You get extra points for submitting your entry early, but obviously that means you have less time to work on it < 1153775298 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :than others, so it's a double-edged sword. The entries would be run and voted by the entire comittee, and I wanted a sort of anonymous voting system (maybe coded in an Esolang? ;) where we would choose our entries, and the winner in each category would receive the respective award. < 1153775298 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe a FYB contest? < 1153775320 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, as many as the judges have temerity to judge, and as many as the contestants want to program in. < 1153775325 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Panache? < 1153775335 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Presentation. Spiffy interface. < 1153775338 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Goes a long way in Esolangs. < 1153775356 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :panache n 1: distinctive and stylish elegance < 1153775366 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So we have to write something in some esolang, or what? < 1153775373 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Legibility alone is an admirable goal for some of them. < 1153775384 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah. In an Esolang. < 1153775404 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Stuff like implementing Shor's algorithm in QBF? < 1153775410 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah. < 1153775425 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or something more involved, user-oriented, whatever. The projects would be community voted. < 1153775441 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*comittee voted. < 1153775605 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Where community = committee :P < 1153775621 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(This is a small enough community to be a committee in-and-of itself :P ) < 1153775621 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well.... I wanted the contestants to be seperated from the committee :P. < 1153775633 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: Where'd main() go? < 1153775653 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Where we're going, we don't need main()... < 1153775656 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: When this program starts: < 1153775680 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :main() ? < 1153775685 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: Yes. . . ork isn't outputting a main function. < 1153775695 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: Pastebin? < 1153775752 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :How does it sound? Do we have enough time to dedicate to a project of masochism? < 1153775780 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://pastebin.ca/98726 < 1153775790 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://pastebin.ca/98776 Sorry. < 1153775796 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Time? < 1153775821 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, the contest will span a certain number of days/hours/weeks/whatever. < 1153775835 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: Not "when the", "when this" < 1153775839 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh. < 1153775848 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ORK's semantics are cruel :P < 1153775852 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just make it end whenever it's over. < 1153775897 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, I want to set a definite date. The committee will unveil the projects for the registered contestants on day X, and then the projects are due on day Y. < 1153775902 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :For cheating's sake and whatnot. < 1153775945 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Cheating like what? < 1153775963 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://pastebin.ca/98784 Finished. < 1153775983 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You can cheat in lots of ways. Getting extra time on the project. The requirement for comments was added so that people don't build compilers to generate code in an esolang, and other things like that. < 1153775992 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Using BFA instead of BF. < 1153776013 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Completing and using C2BF :P < 1153776016 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or not. < 1153776020 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Exactly :P. < 1153776026 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :BFA? < 1153776034 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :BrainF*** Assembly. < 1153776062 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, isn't compiled code often of lower quality than hand-written code? < 1153776072 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Significantly. < 1153776076 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's usually pretty noticeable. < 1153776093 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But the judges have to take the time to go through it. < 1153776096 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now my compiler's complaining about stuff somehow getting cast to a int from a char pointer. I'm not telling it to. . . :/ < 1153776109 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yep. It'd be pretty easy to see that code's written with C2BF by looking at all the [>>>>>] :-) < 1153776110 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Which is no fun when reading +'s and -'s. < 1153776111 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: Paste some output code? :P < 1153776130 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope_: How the fegg do you know C2BF's output so well X_x < 1153776131 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also I wanted the comments just for learning's sake. < 1153776134 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :#include < 1153776135 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :#include < 1153776135 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :char *p = calloc(30000, 1); < 1153776152 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :calloc returns a void ptr, you ought to cast it < 1153776163 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh. < 1153776165 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: the wiki page says that the tape is divided into groups of 5 cells. < 1153776176 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh yah :P < 1153776186 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Forgot I had documented any of that :P < 1153776218 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If everyone's willing, I'll post the idea on alt.lang.intercal and on the Esolangs forum. < 1153776258 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, I think... well... < 1153776289 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does anybody read the esolangs forum? :P < 1153776300 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have no idea ;). < 1153776314 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :alt.lang.intercal has activity, at least. < 1153776319 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It does? < 1153776327 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Somewhat. < 1153776339 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'd vote on posting it to the wiki, actually. < 1153776346 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The Esolangs wiki? < 1153776346 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, the wiki sounds good. < 1153776359 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, Quantiki. < 1153776365 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah. < 1153776365 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ignore ihope_ :P < 1153776366 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::-P < 1153776382 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.esolangs.org/wiki/2006_Esolang_Contest < 1153776383 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or something < 1153776390 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heh. < 1153776395 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Eh, what happens if I actually ignore myself? < 1153776400 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, not much. < 1153776459 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Thanks for the Wiki link though, ihope_ :D. < 1153776482 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ugggh. Time to wrestle with Wiki markup. < 1153776536 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION votes that the contest system should be written in Glass and run as a !daemon on EgoBot :P < 1153776551 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heh. Whatever the committee agrees to. < 1153776612 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :OK, so who's the committee? XD < 1153776671 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm gonna ask in the Wiki ;). < 1153776740 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Of the people on this channel: GregorR, ihope_, jix, kipple, lament, lindi-, mtve, pgimeno and puzzlet are names I immediately recognize as long-standing members of the esocommunity. Plus me :P < 1153776774 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Even though lindi- is a lurker who just pops in to give insanely useful advice now-and-again. < 1153776800 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and i hadn't enough time for esolangs in the last few months :( < 1153776808 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bad jix! :P < 1153776828 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah had to do unimportant things like... homework... earn money to buy new computer.... < 1153776844 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Pff, you consider those as more important than esolangs? For shame :( < 1153776851 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I could be earning money. But nah. < 1153776870 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have unimportant things like learning Verilog to do :(. < 1153776892 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The other other esolang. < 1153776896 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: homework is less important... but my teachers don't think so < 1153776906 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have to do stuff like chatting on #esoteric... < 1153776908 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: and yes the new computer is more important < 1153776925 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION gasps. < 1153776938 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is not your old crusty machine old enough to run Esolangs?! < 1153777016 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: well someone is working on a quantuum brainfuck.. and the interpreter is pretty slow.... < 1153777047 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Someone = ihope_ & lament < 1153777060 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Suggestion: roguelike in an Esolang. < 1153777062 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :>:D < 1153777069 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: I've tried :P < 1153777074 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Damn. < 1153777076 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, first you need cursor addressing in an esolang. < 1153777078 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heh. Maybe ;). < 1153777089 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope_: Assume VT100. Voila. < 1153777105 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heh < 1153777108 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: and is everything VT100? < 1153777146 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope_: if you are unable to get a vt100 compatible emulation that's YOUR problem.... < 1153777183 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope_: Pretty much :P < 1153777213 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I challenge you to find a terminal emulator which is capable of some sort of term functionality but not VT100 < 1153777241 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: the windows included thing? < 1153777246 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sorry, that's vt100 < 1153777248 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Emacs must have a Wiki markup mode. < 1153777252 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: it is? < 1153777261 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yup, I've been forced to use VT100 on it. < 1153777291 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mind you, if you don't include ansi.sys you get no color, but that's the only exception to its vt100 support. < 1153777291 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well i never really used windows.... < 1153777307 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well does plain vt100 includes color? < 1153777320 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Um ... actually, I don't think so :P < 1153777324 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think that's an extension. < 1153777344 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, I don't know just what this is, but I know it has colors: http://www.termsys.demon.co.uk/vtansi.htm < 1153777364 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Looks like vt100 to me. < 1153777387 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, color is far from the most important entity here :) < 1153777411 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Color is ESSENTIAL when writing roguelikes. < 1153777417 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope_: no < 1153777456 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i played nethack in b/w ... < 1153777459 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well never got past dungeon 2 or 3.... < 1153777460 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but i do when using graphic interfac...... < 1153777466 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so... well you're right < 1153777493 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: nice bf compiler :) < 1153777495 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What about text with color? < 1153777510 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :btw, you can use spaces in object names < 1153777524 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :just not in function names < 1153777524 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just not functions (until the next release :P) < 1153777528 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope_: well i think it's better but it isn't as easy as grapihc interface < 1153777533 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :'tis a bug. < 1153777545 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I nominate EgoBot for the contest comittee < 1153777557 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :EgoBot = GregorR. < 1153777572 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Therefore, GregorR is a bot. < 1153777611 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Graphical interface?! < 1153777614 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :PFFFT! < 1153777630 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Half-human! < 1153777670 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Nick collision from services. < 1153777671 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :gregorr < 1153777674 0 :gregorr!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :GregorR < 1153777688 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I accept your nomination. < 1153777711 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I nominate EgoBot and EagleBot < 1153777724 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Erm, EsoBot and EagleBot < 1153777756 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Funny how a bot can mistype :P < 1153777764 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;). < 1153778364 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :GregorR-W < 1153778379 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So you can't use !raw as GregorR-W, or what? < 1153778385 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nope :P < 1153778395 0 :GregorR!n=gregor@c-24-21-138-66.hsd1.mn.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153778406 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It still thinks I'm in .mn >_> < 1153780018 0 :Arrogant!i=Scotty@218.orlando-06-08rs.fl.dial-access.att.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153780620 0 :bsmntbombdood!n=gavin@unaffiliated/bsmntbombdood JOIN :#esoteric < 1153781914 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmmm. Should I reference myself in the Wiki article? < 1153781956 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why not? < 1153781961 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If you're intending to orchestrate this. < 1153781966 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah. < 1153782003 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just don't reference a Wiki article in that same Wiki article. < 1153782012 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, I can't? < 1153782016 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :kipple: Doesn't work right now. < 1153782020 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope_: ...? < 1153782029 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Pretend that the wiki doesn't exist as your writing in it. < 1153782032 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I was hoping to make references to the individual language entries.... < 1153782034 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/your/you < 1153782036 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1153782040 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/you/you're/ < 1153782059 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :...Yeah. < 1153782137 0 :Arrogant!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :No route to host < 1153783106 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION curses at this code. . . < 1153783215 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*curse you code!* < 1153783283 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Indeed. < 1153783305 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It seems to have trouble with the whole "Brain is to interpret" part. < 1153783412 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Paste again 8-D < 1153783460 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://pastebin.ca/98930 < 1153783541 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'll be back in 3 weeks < 1153783543 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah. It was an issue with my compiler options. x_x < 1153783589 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :jix: ? < 1153783592 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: ? < 1153783598 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Yes, ?'s to both of you :P ) < 1153783614 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wrong option to -I. < 1153783625 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now I'm getting stuff like: < 1153783626 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :test.c:51: warning: assignment makes integer from pointer without a cast < 1153783628 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: i'm leaving for uhm vacation(?) tomorrow < 1153783635 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :jix: Ah. < 1153783724 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://pastebin.ca/98936 Surely there's something wrong with that. < 1153783729 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But, I can't figure it out. < 1153783756 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, since interpreter never returns, I don't see how you anticipate getting to that } :P < 1153783765 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah. < 1153783772 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That could be a problem. x_x < 1153783828 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just put a different function, and rather than "I am to quit", do "I am to finish" (or whatever you call the function), then make finish quit. < 1153783830 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Doesn't explain why it thinks that I need to cast from a char to a char. < 1153783875 0 :Arrogant!i=Scotty@51.orlando-09-10rs.fl.dial-access.att.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153783955 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Bitte waehlen Sie eine Beerdigungnachricht" < 1153784003 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gah. Got . and , mixed up. < 1153784019 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, lesse ... you've got *p=getchar; which is bad, need () there ... < 1153784083 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also, you didn't blank your array when you started. < 1153784121 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yup. < 1153784288 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Cleaner ways to get that array made & blanked? < 1153784530 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :calloc < 1153784654 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So. . . char *p=calloc(30000, 1);? (C n00b; sorry.) < 1153784738 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yup < 1153784750 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or rather, char *p = (char *) calloc(30000, 1); < 1153784756 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah. < 1153784780 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or, if you want to keep char *p outside of main: char *p; int main() { p = (char *) calloc (30000, 1); ... } < 1153785568 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1153786772 0 :cmeme!n=cmeme@boa.b9.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1153787332 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION needs to update his hats page ... < 1153787966 0 :Sgeo!n=Sgeo@ool-18bf61f7.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153787975 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Who look, it's Sgeo. < 1153787984 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hi all < 1153787986 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm? < 1153788042 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That was supposed to be "why look" < 1153788044 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And had no purpose. < 1153788227 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Indeed. < 1153788291 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Marinus Oosters doesn't come on IRC, does 'e :( < 1153788297 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope_: You still haven't given me any QBF programs. < 1153788306 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lament: oh, yeah. < 1153788317 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ask a quantum programmer :-P < 1153788324 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yermom < 1153788364 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Schweet. It works. < 1153788366 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wow, the Glass 99bob on www.99-bottles-of-beer.net is horrific XD < 1153788396 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :. . . Almost works. < 1153788414 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Got some odd-ass bugs on the compiled code. < 1153788758 0 :Arrogant!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1153788765 0 :Arrogant!i=Scotty@51.orlando-09-10rs.fl.dial-access.att.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153788767 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :How the freakin' hell is stuff like that happening?!? < 1153788798 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: Karma. < 1153788800 0 :Arrogant!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1153788845 0 :Arrogant!i=Scotty@51.orlando-09-10rs.fl.dial-access.att.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153788852 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah. I screwed up > and <, as well. x_x < 1153788855 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: Or that. < 1153789005 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And now it doesn't output anything. < 1153789007 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ARGH. < 1153789018 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :OK, paste your latest and lemme have a look at it :P < 1153789036 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Someone out there hates me. < 1153789038 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :K. < 1153789083 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://pastebin.ca/99019 < 1153789113 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Urgh. Missed some stuff. < 1153789149 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://pastebin.ca/99020 < 1153789168 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I was about to ask :-P < 1153789217 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Damn. ORK's rather tricky to code in, isn't it? < 1153789256 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Yes, the Pinky & The Brain references are crucial to the code. :p_ < 1153789261 0 :AndrewNP!i=AndrewNP@pool-72-72-129-211.hrbgpa.dsl-w.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153789275 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Very :P < 1153789388 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.esolangs.org/wiki/2006_Esolang_Contest < 1153789400 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I've finished the page, yup. < 1153789443 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*eyes glaze over* < 1153789447 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :May the most pain-tolerant man (or lady) win! < 1153789448 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What is wrong with this ORK code O_O < 1153789459 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's output code doesn't work. < 1153789461 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Thanks for the paretheses :D. < 1153789484 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Uh... aren't you the one who *made* ORK? How can the code be wrong? It's yours to do with as ye please. < 1153789493 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1153789495 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AndrewNP: He's looking at my ORK code. < 1153789504 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh oh ohhh. < 1153789515 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://pastebin.ca/99020 if you care to have a look. < 1153789538 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Aha! < 1153789545 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION looks at that mess... < 1153789546 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*p++ == *(p++) ! < 1153789553 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You want (*p)++ < 1153789558 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Same with --) < 1153789579 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Or at least, that's what made it work for me :P < 1153789584 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hrm. < 1153789590 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, that seems right. < 1153789605 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What is this... BF... to C... in ORK. That's just wrong. < 1153789612 0 :Arrogant!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1153789621 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1153789623 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What's the purpose of ORK? < 1153789628 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Obfuscation? Hard to program? < 1153789631 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AndrewNP: it's better than C to ORK in BF < 1153789634 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'll just do ++*p;, then. < 1153789635 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :A) It's the first OO esolang. < 1153789641 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :B) It's the polar opposite of BF < 1153789648 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lament: Touche. With an accent thingie. < 1153789656 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Touché :P < 1153789675 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :C) It's hard to program but easy to read, and not obfuscated at all. < 1153789676 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, I dunno what character set IRC uses. So... ? < 1153789688 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It uses whatever character set the client uses :P < 1153789693 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :K then. < 1153789710 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor: Think of it as COBOL, except not serious. < 1153789712 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :All the decent ones (that is, sans mIRC) can use unicode. < 1153789717 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It works. :) < 1153789800 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Eh, I don't go outside the basic Latin block anyway -- so no big deal. :) < 1153789821 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mine could do Unicode if my terminal code. < 1153789828 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :could. < 1153789851 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The polar opposite of BF, eh? < 1153789862 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heh. < 1153789862 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yup < 1153789889 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I later made Glass, which honestly I enjoy more, and is also OO. < 1153789891 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If any of you can, post it on popular newsgroups/forums or whatever for this stuff. < 1153789896 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No wonder ;). < 1153789904 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://pastebin.ca/99032 < 1153789931 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!glass {M[m(_o)O!"Glass rocks 8-D"(_o)o.?]} < 1153789933 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Glass rocks 8-D < 1153789945 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!glass {M[m(_e)(Emote)!"agrees."(_e)e.?]} < 1153789947 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION agrees. < 1153789951 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hehehehe. < 1153789975 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Meh. I like ORK, because it allows for some very funny code statements. < 1153789981 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol, true. < 1153790013 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Narf is to readOne Poit. . . :D) < 1153790248 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"And then, Gregor went home." < 1153790341 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What about school? :(. < 1153790507 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Where on the Wiki should I link to it from? < 1153790587 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm. < 1153794312 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Can I advertise the contest on the front page? < 1153794483 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Don't see why not. < 1153794501 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION is going to make a change to his compiler now. . . < 1153794524 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mmm. . . Optimising compilers. < 1153794584 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mmmm. INTERCAL. < 1153795189 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Meh. . . I'll work on that later, when my mind is more clear. < 1153795197 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hehehe. < 1153795229 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And, of course, when I can think of more Pinky and the Brain references for it. ;0 < 1153795233 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/0/)/ < 1153796220 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :ihope < 1153796247 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bf_txtgen still isn't working. < 1153796269 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :How am I supposed to make a BF program that outputs my email address without using bf_txtgen? :-) < 1153796294 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Using [[Brainfuck_consants]] < 1153796313 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh. < 1153796342 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't have ASCII memorized, so the numbers'd be [105,104,111,112,101,49,50,55,64,103,109,97,105,108,46,99,111,109]... < 1153796510 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf +++++++[>+++++[>+++<-]<-]>>.-.+++++++.+.-----------. < 1153796515 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope < 1153796522 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Good start, aye? < 1153796531 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Aye. < 1153797100 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Then I need to go through some painstakingness... < 1153797105 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf +++++++[>+++++[>+++<-]<-]>>.-.+++++++.+.-----------.>.>. < 1153797109 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope < 1153797118 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :...And the other two characters? < 1153797129 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Presumable non-printable. < 1153797217 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf +++++++ < 1153797223 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf +++++++. < 1153797235 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Did it produce a bell character?! < 1153797243 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf +++++++. < 1153797247 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It didn't produce anything. < 1153797253 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Poop :(. < 1153797259 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well... EgoBot didn't say anything. < 1153797260 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf ++++++[>++++++++<-]>. < 1153797263 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :0 < 1153797270 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yay! I made a zero! < 1153797291 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now pause your uselessness for a second and join the contest! < 1153797298 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's what I'm doing. < 1153797305 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf +[>+] < 1153797309 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :realloc: Cannot allocate memory < 1153797310 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't want to post my email address right to the wiki and all that. < 1153797313 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hahahahahaha. < 1153797314 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wheee. < 1153797317 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah well. < 1153797330 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++[>++++++++++++++++++++] < 1153797330 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'll just... not. < 1153797333 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :realloc: Cannot allocate memory < 1153797336 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Pfft. < 1153797348 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf +[<+] < 1153797348 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor: the contest to write ihope's e-mail? < 1153797354 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Aha. I see. < 1153797365 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's. . . still running. < 1153797366 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, good idea. < 1153797371 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1153797373 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 ihope: ps < 1153797380 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or it just crashed. < 1153797417 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;). < 1153797440 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!+++++++++. < 1153797445 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Huh? < 1153797451 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Indeed. < 1153797468 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ASCII code 9 is "Huh?"? < 1153797502 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf +++++++++. < 1153797507 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : < 1153797516 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now, that's code 9. < 1153797516 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ohhh. My bad. < 1153797522 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!help < 1153797525 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :help ps kill i eof flush show ls bf_txtgen usertrig daemon undaemon < 1153797527 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1l 2l adjust axo bch bf{8,[16],32,64} funge93 fyb fybs glass glypho kipple lambda lazyk linguine malbolge pbrain rail rhotor sadol sceql trigger udage01 unlambda whirl < 1153797535 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What's !ps ? < 1153797542 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Processes. < 1153797547 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah. < 1153797550 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Running threads and all that. < 1153797560 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :As programs are wont to do. < 1153797592 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf +[.] < 1153797615 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf +++++[>++[>++[>++[>+>++>+++>+<<<<-]<-]<-]<-]>>>>.>+++++++.>----.>+. < 1153797617 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Wt) < 1153797620 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Close! < 1153797634 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Esolangs are far too much fun. < 1153797643 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1153797645 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 pikhq: bf < 1153797647 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 pikhq: ps < 1153797649 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf +++++[>++[>++[>++[>+>+++>+++>+<<<<-]<-]<-]<-]>>>>.>+++++++.>----.>+. < 1153797651 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(t) < 1153797656 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heh, I knew I'd get that wrong ;). < 1153797658 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I've got an infinite loop. Whee. < 1153797668 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++[.] < 1153797676 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1153797679 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 pikhq: bf < 1153797681 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 ihope: bf < 1153797683 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :3 ihope: ps < 1153797689 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!show 2 < 1153797702 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Trying to kill Egobot? < 1153797704 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!help < 1153797707 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :help ps kill i eof flush show ls bf_txtgen usertrig daemon undaemon < 1153797709 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1l 2l adjust axo bch bf{8,[16],32,64} funge93 fyb fybs glass glypho kipple lambda lazyk linguine malbolge pbrain rail rhotor sadol sceql trigger udage01 unlambda whirl < 1153797712 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!kill 1 < 1153797714 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Of course. < 1153797715 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Process 1 killed. < 1153797716 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!kill 2 < 1153797717 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : < 1153797719 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" < 1153797721 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Process 2 killed. < 1153797726 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Um... < 1153797727 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Holy shit. < 1153797731 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hahahahaha. < 1153797748 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That was quite the CTCP it sent, eh? :-P < 1153797754 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Indeed. < 1153797763 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :In a private message: {EgoBot} """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" < 1153797764 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"""""""""""""""" < 1153797768 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::p < 1153797769 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf +++++[>++[>++[>++[>+>++>+++>+<<<<-]<-]<-]<-]>>>>.>+++++++++++++++++++.>----.>+. < 1153797771 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(ct) < 1153797774 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GAH! < 1153797778 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf +++++[>++[>++[>++[>+>++>+++>+<<<<-]<-]<-]<-]>>>>.>+++++++++++++++++.>----.>+. < 1153797781 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(at) < 1153797790 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And that's how you generate the @ baby. < 1153797817 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If you're using BF to obfuscate your email, you might as well use an at sign, eh? < 1153797825 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;). < 1153797854 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf ++++++++[>++++++++<-]>. < 1153797857 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :@ < 1153797858 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Call me crazy. < 1153797861 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hahahaha ;). < 1153797878 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But mine looks so much more obfuscated. < 1153797891 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, you can do it obfuscated. < 1153797905 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, it's in true ``escape the robot'' style ;). < 1153797934 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf ++[>++[>++[>++<-]<-]<-]>>>. < 1153797937 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : < 1153797998 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf ++[>++[>++[>++[>++[>++[>++<-]<-]<-]<-]<-]<-]>>>>>>. < 1153797999 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : < 1153798028 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf ++[>++[>++[>++++++++<-]<-]<-]>>>. < 1153798031 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :@ < 1153798033 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf ++[>++[>++[>++[>++[>++<-]<-]<-]<-]<-]>>>>>>. < 1153798036 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf ++[>++[>++[>++[>++<-]<-]<-]<-]>>>. < 1153798037 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :More craziness. < 1153798047 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Uhh..... < 1153798049 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :EgoBot: ? < 1153798053 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!help < 1153798055 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :help ps kill i eof flush show ls bf_txtgen usertrig daemon undaemon < 1153798056 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1153798057 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1l 2l adjust axo bch bf{8,[16],32,64} funge93 fyb fybs glass glypho kipple lambda lazyk linguine malbolge pbrain rail rhotor sadol sceql trigger udage01 unlambda whirl < 1153798059 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 pikhq: ps < 1153798061 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :j00 killed it! < 1153798066 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf ++[>++[>++[>++[>++[>++<-]<-]<-]<-]<-]>>>>>>. < 1153798071 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah.... I guess I did. < 1153798083 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf ++++++++[>+++++++++>++++>+++++++>++++++>++++++++>++++++++++++++>++++++++++++<<<<<<<-]>+.>.>++++.>+++.<<.>>>++.>-..>++.<++++. < 1153798085 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I <3 Boobs < 1153798085 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf +[++[>++[>++[>++++++++<-]<-]<-]>>>.] < 1153798103 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1153798105 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 pikhq: bf < 1153798107 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 pikhq: ps < 1153798108 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!show 1 < 1153798111 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ < 1153798115 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not exactly optimized... but I can work on it. < 1153798116 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!kill 1 < 1153798117 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Process 1 killed. < 1153798123 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf ++++[>++++<-]>. < 1153798125 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : < 1153798151 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf ++++[>++++>[>++++[>++++<-]<-]<-]>>>. < 1153798155 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :realloc: Cannot allocate memory < 1153798159 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :STUPID BOT. < 1153798163 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;D. < 1153798192 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf ++++[>++++[>++++[>++++<-]<-]<-]>>>. < 1153798204 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1153798207 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 Razor-X: ps < 1153798264 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Get yer hands away from boobs, stupid bot :D. < 1153798311 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION doesn't wanna! < 1153798318 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::p < 1153798320 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Whoopsie. < 1153798380 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :gah, i want my qbf programs! < 1153798432 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Only standard BF, sorry. < 1153798509 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You oughta add a QBF category, so lament can test his interpreter :-P < 1153798520 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not enough users :P. < 1153798535 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: To the bot. < 1153798542 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh. x_x < 1153798544 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wonder if some Slashdot person will report this. That would be funny :P. < 1153798546 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION doesn't Grok. < 1153798555 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm willing to submit it. < 1153798560 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lament: oh, just assume it works. < 1153798562 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hahaha. < 1153798695 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf +++++[>++[>+++[>++>+++>>>+++<<<<<-]<-]<-]>>>++.>+.>++++[>++++++++++<-]>++++++.>+++. < 1153798699 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :>[.] < 1153798710 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Errr.... < 1153798726 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh well, a BF program nonetheless. < 1153798754 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf +++++[>++[>+++[>++>+++>>>+++<<<<<-]<-]<-]>>>++.>+.>++++[>++++++++++<-]>++++.>+++. < 1153798757 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :>[,] < 1153798760 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There we are ;). < 1153798787 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, bf_txtgen needs some extendything. < 1153798884 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++........................................... < 1153798887 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ < 1153798891 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :A half-quine. < 1153798974 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :+++[>+++[>+++++>++++++>+++++++<<<-]<-]>>.<---.>+++.>--.<-----.--. < 1153798978 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf +++[>+++[>+++++>++++++>+++++++<<<-]<-]>>.<---.>+++.>--.<-----.--. < 1153798981 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :-04+) < 1153799000 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++...........................................+++........................................... < 1153799003 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++........................................... < 1153799016 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf +++[>+++[>+++++>++++++>+++++++<<<-]<-]>>>.<---.>+++.>--.<-----.--. < 1153799019 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :6*9=42 < 1153799023 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There we go! < 1153799081 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hehehehe. < 1153799094 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: Good luck constructing a quine that way. You'll have to be more clever than that if you want to pull it off. :) < 1153799095 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I've been doing mine by hand, so blah. < 1153799103 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf +++++[>++[>+++[>++>+++>>>+++<<<<<-]<-]<-]>>>++.>+.>++++[>++++++++++<-]>++++++.>+++. < 1153799104 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's an infinite quine. < 1153799107 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :>[.] < 1153799115 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Awww. < 1153799117 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf +++++[>++[>+++[>++>+++>>>+++<<<<<-]<-]<-]>>>++.>+.>++++[>++++++++++<-]>++++.>+++. < 1153799119 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :>[,] < 1153799130 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If this was BrainTwist, I could add an X at the end and voila, infinite loop. < 1153799176 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++...........................................+++...........................................---... < 1153799179 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++...........................................+++ < 1153799182 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf +[.+] < 1153799186 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : < 1153799201 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah. Doesn't do wrap-around, I gather. < 1153799201 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++...........................................+++...........................................---...+++........................................... < 1153799210 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What's a quine? < 1153799217 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Excess Flood < 1153799219 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: a program that outputs its own source code. < 1153799223 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oops... < 1153799224 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Aha. < 1153799229 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And there goes EgoBot :D. < 1153799239 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Uh... < 1153799246 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION points at ihope. < 1153799247 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :He did it! < 1153799254 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now! Join the contest! < 1153799255 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION points at AndrewNP < 1153799271 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :He did it with his !bf +[.+] < 1153799275 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Who's gonna shamelessly advertise on alt.lang.intercal? < 1153799299 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well... okay, yeah. So it probably was my fault. Sorry. ^^;;; < 1153799423 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1153799439 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh. x_x < 1153799456 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf_txtgen + < 1153799469 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hehehehehe. < 1153799485 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf_txtgen Hehehehehe. < 1153799492 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: ++++++[>+++++++<-]>+. < 1153799498 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, that doesn't EgoBot that said that... < 1153799511 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh. < 1153799514 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P. < 1153799521 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf_txtgen ++++++[>+++++++<-]>+. < 1153799549 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf_txtgen ++++++[>+++++++<-]>+. < 1153799578 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, crap. Who was the one running the bot? < 1153799623 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR. < 1153799640 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION pretends to download EgoBot and run it < 1153799649 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :EgoBot < 1153799657 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well... yeah. < 1153799663 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: ++++++++[>+++++++++<-]>.<++++[>+++++++<-]>+.<++++[>+++.---<-]>>+++++[>+++++++++<-]>+ < 1153799680 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: Screw you. < 1153799684 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: Screw you, too. < 1153799688 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::p < 1153799735 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So are you going to !bf ++++++++[>+++++++++<-]>.<++++[>+++++++<-]>+.<++++[>+++.---<-]>>+++++[>+++++++++<-]>+, or what? < 1153799751 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hehehehehe. < 1153799793 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I am SO gonna fail you on the Turing test, robot. < 1153799793 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Shit. < 1153799820 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :++++++++[>+++++++++<-]>.<++++[>+++++++<-]>+.<++++[>+++.---.<-]>>+++++[>+++++++++<-]>+ < 1153799838 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Repeat after me: !bf ++++++++[>+++++++++<-]>.<++++[>+++++++<-]>+.<++++[>+++.---<-]>>+++++[>+++++++++<-]>+ < 1153799845 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf ++++++++[>+++++++++<-]>.<++++[>+++++++<-]>+.<++++[>+++.---.<-]>>+++++[>+++++++++<-]>+. < 1153799862 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hehehehehe. < 1153799997 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's not right. The interpreter must be broken. < 1153800049 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, it's right. < 1153800089 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION rereads the source code. < 1153800095 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh. Okay, I guess it is. My bad. < 1153800110 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION cowers like the pathetic n00b he is. ;) < 1153800488 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*yawn* < 1153800497 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Who killed EgoBot? < 1153800505 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :ihope < 1153800510 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AndrewNP did. < 1153800518 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION points at ihope < 1153800528 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION turns pikhq around < 1153800568 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: +[>+] < 1153800580 0 :EgoBot!n=EgoBot@c-24-21-138-66.hsd1.or.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153800607 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yay! He's back! < 1153800620 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++. < 1153800624 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :< < 1153800629 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Woooh! :P. < 1153800639 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: Yeah. Sorry 'bout that. < 1153800654 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: I did my best to deflect the blame, I truly did. < 1153800662 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION makes a quick change that should hopefully make it more robust. < 1153800673 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :This, however, will crash it: < 1153800674 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!reload < 1153800675 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1153800680 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wish I knew why :P < 1153800682 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Schweet. < 1153800683 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;). < 1153800686 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::p < 1153800702 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah. Now I don't feel so bad about killing it. < 1153800706 0 :EgoBot!n=EgoBot@c-24-21-138-66.hsd1.mn.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153800706 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1153800707 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;). < 1153800712 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Networking capabilities should be added to INTERCAL. < 1153800714 0 :EgoBot!n=EgoBot@c-24-21-138-66.hsd1.or.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153800718 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf +[>+] < 1153800722 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :realloc: Cannot allocate memory < 1153800726 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf +[+] < 1153800733 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1153800736 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 AndrewNP: ps < 1153800747 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heck, someone should write a minimal bot core in it and wrap it in some other language for for network support. < 1153800747 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf -[-] < 1153800762 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf -. < 1153800766 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : < 1153800771 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1153800774 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 pikhq: ps < 1153800776 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf --. < 1153800778 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : < 1153800787 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf [<+.] < 1153800788 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: Just put it under netcat < 1153800795 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: Yeah! < 1153800798 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :EgoBot doesn't have any inbuilt network support, I use netcat. < 1153800807 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hahaha. < 1153800807 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION is tempted to write an IRC bot in l33t. . . < 1153800810 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Epitome of lhame ;). < 1153800817 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: What's it written in? < 1153800825 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :C++ < 1153800830 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :-_-' < 1153800831 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :DEAR GODS!!! < 1153800838 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Clearly big fans of C++ < 1153800849 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nah. Better C++ than C, I say. < 1153800856 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's not saying much though. < 1153800878 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Actually, I'm just saying -_-' for it being without network support in spite of being in C++. < 1153800889 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1153800892 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's just laziness :) < 1153800913 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What'd you do, write a script that negotiates the IRC connection then starts the bot? < 1153800924 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, the bot negotiates the IRC connection. < 1153800933 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The only thing it doesn't do is connect() < 1153800938 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :WOW. That's even lazier :D. < 1153800940 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yup < 1153800941 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jebus. It'd take *two* *lines* to do. . . < 1153800945 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::) < 1153800962 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hey, it works, so I don't care :P < 1153800975 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!reload < 1153800981 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Aw. Pfft. < 1153800987 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!kill nc < 1153800988 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No such process! < 1153800992 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Damn. < 1153800995 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1help < 1153800997 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!kill all humans < 1153800997 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!help < 1153800998 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No such process! < 1153800999 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :How dumb do you think I am? < 1153801000 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :help ps kill i eof flush show ls bf_txtgen usertrig daemon undaemon < 1153801002 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1l 2l adjust axo bch bf{8,[16],32,64} funge93 fyb fybs glass glypho kipple lambda lazyk linguine malbolge pbrain rail rhotor sadol sceql trigger udage01 unlambda whirl < 1153801010 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Very dumb? < 1153801012 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: Never know. < 1153801012 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::( < 1153801024 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hypothetically, !reload should work now (it'll quit, but it'll come back up) < 1153801026 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!reload < 1153801027 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, donotputthebaby.com doesn't seem to be working. < 1153801028 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1153801034 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: Yeah, I know. < 1153801038 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :My host went all f***yl < 1153801040 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hypothetically? < 1153801054 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :We'll see :P < 1153801056 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :j00 killed it. < 1153801058 0 :EgoBot!n=EgoBot@c-24-21-138-66.hsd1.mn.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153801062 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :See, it worked. < 1153801063 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*Gasp*. < 1153801066 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Quick bot. < 1153801072 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: Now, now, we don't need any anti-Semitism here. < 1153801082 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Shut up jew. < 1153801092 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf-textgen EgoBot sucks. < 1153801096 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Huh? < 1153801099 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jew and jew'r ST00PID ST00PID Esoteric languages! < 1153801100 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!help < 1153801103 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's bf_txtgen, and that doesn't work right now. < 1153801104 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :help ps kill i eof flush show ls bf_txtgen usertrig daemon undaemon < 1153801104 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf_txtgen Foobar. < 1153801106 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1l 2l adjust axo bch bf{8,[16],32,64} funge93 fyb fybs glass glypho kipple lambda lazyk linguine malbolge pbrain rail rhotor sadol sceql trigger udage01 unlambda whirl < 1153801108 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sablevm: cannot create vm < 1153801109 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because I put on resource limitations :P < 1153801114 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf_txtgen Did I mention you suck? < 1153801116 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sablevm: cannot create vm < 1153801121 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: Fix it. x_x < 1153801128 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's not broken ENOUGH :P < 1153801137 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sablevm: cannot create vm < 1153801141 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fine. Break it until it works. < 1153801150 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :We know that always works. < 1153801160 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!reload < 1153801161 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1153801161 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just look at Perl for proof. < 1153801169 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :INTERCAL is cleaner. < 1153801175 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not by much, but it is. < 1153801175 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ohhhh, burn. < 1153801181 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Glass is significantly cleaner. < 1153801188 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah. < 1153801189 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :o_O. < 1153801192 0 :EgoBot!n=EgoBot@c-24-21-138-66.hsd1.mn.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153801196 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think them's fighting words. At least they would be if I gave a damn about Perl. < 1153801198 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :QBF is very clean. < 1153801199 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf_txtgen There, shut up. < 1153801209 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Takes a while to gen, it's a genetic algo) < 1153801214 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah. < 1153801216 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :130 ++++++++++++++[>+++>++++++>++++++++>++<<<<-]>>.++++++++++++++++++++.---.>++.<.<++.>>>++++.<+.<+++.+++++++++++++.>+.>.<<.-----.<++. [333] < 1153801225 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Except for the fact that loops use observation. Then again, that's just an easy way to observe something, aye? < 1153801230 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf ++++++++++++++[>+++>++++++>++++++++>++<<<<-]>>.++++++++++++++++++++.---.>++.<.<++.>>>++++.<+.<+++.+++++++++++++.>+.>.<<.-----.<++. < 1153801234 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There, shut up. < 1153801237 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf_txtgen Schweet. < 1153801238 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf_txtgen Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee < 1153801248 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That should be simple. < 1153801250 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X's should be quite short actually :P < 1153801254 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah. < 1153801262 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I want to test the quality of its code! < 1153801264 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :87 ++++++++++++++[>++++++>+++++++>++++++++>+++<<<<-]>-.>+.+++++.>+++++++.<---..>---.>++++. [516] < 1153801264 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :calamari (who isn't here) wrote it, so we'll see if he's good :P < 1153801270 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There's Schweet < 1153801279 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hehehehe. < 1153801300 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf_txtgen 0123456789:;<=>? < 1153801305 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Ex-Chat" < 1153801310 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Damn, it's going slowly. . . < 1153801313 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Okay, now THAT one I didn't break. < 1153801318 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1153801318 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hahaha. < 1153801319 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1153801322 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 AndrewNP: bf_txtgen < 1153801324 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 Razor-X: bf_txtgen < 1153801324 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :JINX. < 1153801326 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :3 GregorR: ps < 1153801328 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 AndrewNP: bf_txtgen < 1153801328 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's still running *shrugs* < 1153801330 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 Razor-X: bf_txtgen < 1153801332 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :3 GregorR: ps < 1153801334 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :4 Razor-X: ps < 1153801337 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :....... < 1153801341 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!KILL 2 < 1153801342 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :57 ++++++++[>++++++>>><<<<-]>.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+. [365] < 1153801344 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Huh? < 1153801351 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D. < 1153801362 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf ++++++++[>++++++>>><<<<-]>.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+. < 1153801364 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess I broke t3h bot ;). < 1153801366 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :0123456789:;<=>? < 1153801371 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1153801374 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 pikhq: ps < 1153801376 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 Razor-X: bf_txtgen < 1153801380 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :341 ++++++++++++++[>++++++>+++++++>+++++++>+++++++<<<<-]>+++.++++++++++++++.....>>+++........<<..>+++.>....<..>.<..>......<.>.<.>.<<..>..>>+++..<<<..>.<..>...<...>...>....<..>......<..<..>>>..<<.<.>..>.....<..>..<.<.>....<.......>.>...>.<<..<.>.>.........>.....<...<.>..>..<.>.<....>..<.........>..<.>.....<<.>.>..<<...>>....<<..<.>>..>.<..<.>.. [965] < 1153801385 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ewww.... < 1153801389 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Holy crapamoly. < 1153801392 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Eeew is right. < 1153801398 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf ++++++++++++++[>++++++>+++++++>+++++++>+++++++<<<<-]>+++.++++++++++++++.....>>+++........<<..>+++.>....<..>.<..>......<.>.<.>.<<..>..>>+++..<<<..>.<..>...<...>...>....<..>......<..<..>>>..<<.<.>..>.....<..>..<.<.>....<.......>.>...>.<<..<.>.>.........>.....<...<.>..>..<.>.<....>..<.........>..<.>.....<<.>.>..<<...>>....<<..<.>>..>.<..<.>.. < 1153801402 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee < 1153801402 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1153801405 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's pretty bad :-P < 1153801409 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well.... it works :D. < 1153801410 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'll beat it in a sec. < 1153801418 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hehehehehe. < 1153801430 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Committed the latest egobot to files archive. < 1153801432 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf_txtgen !"#$%&'()*+,-./0123456789:;<=>?@ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ[\]^_`abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz{|}~ < 1153801441 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ASCII is good for you! < 1153801446 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf_txtgen あの < 1153801461 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Let's see! Dun dun dun! < 1153801465 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1153801468 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 ihope: bf_txtgen < 1153801470 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 Razor-X: bf_txtgen < 1153801472 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :3 Razor-X: ps < 1153801474 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :89 +++++++++++++++[>+++++++++++++++>+++++++++>++++++++++++><<<<-]>++.>------.+.<.>-.>------. [201] < 1153801484 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I assume that's Razor's. < 1153801490 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That should be ihope's. < 1153801493 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps +++++++++++++++[>+++++++++++++++>+++++++++>++++++++++++><<<<-]>++.>------.+.<.>-.>------. < 1153801495 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Erm. < 1153801496 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 ihope: bf_txtgen < 1153801498 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 ihope: ps < 1153801498 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf +++++++++++++++[>+++++++++++++++>+++++++++>++++++++++++><<<<-]>++.>------.+.<.>-.>------. < 1153801500 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf +++++++++++++++[>+++++++++++++++>+++++++++>++++++++++++><<<<-]>++.>------.+.<.>-.>------. < 1153801502 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :あの < 1153801504 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :あの < 1153801505 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah. Nifty. < 1153801508 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :376 ++++++++[>+++++>++++>++++++++><<<<-]>>.+.+.+.+.+.+.<-.>++.+.<+++.>++.+.<+++.>++.<++.+.>+++.+.+.+.+.<++++++.+.+.+.>+++++.<++.+.+.+.>+++++.>.+.+.+.+.+.+.<++++++++.>++.+.+.+.<+++++.+.+.+.<++++++++++++++++++.+.>+++.+.+.<++++.+.+.>>+++++++++++++.<+++++.+.<++++.+.+.+.+.+.+.>>++++++++++.+.<++++++++++.+.+.+.+.+.>+++++++.+.+.+.<<+++++++++++++.+.+.+.+.+.>>+++++++.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+. < 1153801516 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ipe! < 1153801516 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not too bad. < 1153801522 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Better than mine :D. < 1153801534 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf_txtgen eeeeeeeeeee < 1153801541 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Come on. That has to be dead simple. < 1153801542 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hm, when was calamari last on 8-X < 1153801545 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :eeeeeeeeeee? < 1153801550 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :44 ++++++++++[>++++++++++>>><<<<-]>+........... [178] < 1153801552 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :eeeeeeeeeee. < 1153801552 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :++++++++[>+++++++++++<-]>-.++++++++++++++>++++++++++++[>+++++++++++++++<-]>--[<<.>>-] < 1153801559 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :eeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeee? < 1153801563 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf ++++++++[>+++++++++++<-]>-.++++++++++++++>++++++++++++[>+++++++++++++++<-]>--[<<.>>-] < 1153801567 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So if I had a W, it becomes infinitely more complex ? < 1153801568 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee < 1153801580 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :All right: new plan. Turn "eeeeeeeeee" into the basis of an esolang. < 1153801588 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Udage-like. < 1153801592 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmmmmm..... < 1153801593 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Too easy. < 1153801595 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Udage rocks btw < 1153801596 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :See? I beat it! < 1153801601 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Anyway, bbiab, food. < 1153801602 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wait, did you say Udage? < 1153801610 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Udageeeeeeeeeee? < 1153801615 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If EgoBot crashes, I anticipate that the culprit will commit ritualistic suicide. < 1153801631 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf_txtgen せっぷく < 1153801634 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Good thing I didn't know that rule before. Seppuku sucks. < 1153801640 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D. < 1153801643 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf_txtgen If EgoBot crashes, I anticipate that the culprit will commit ritualistic suicide. < 1153801646 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :131 ++++++++++++++[>+++++++++++++>++++++++++++++++>+++++++++>+++++++++++<<<<-]>>+++.>+++.>+.<<.>.>++++++++.<<.>.<<+.>.>.++++++++++++++. [958] < 1153801666 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmmm. I wanna see an integer dump of the stack. < 1153801672 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1153801676 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 pikhq: ps < 1153801677 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf_txtgen 狐子 < 1153801678 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 pikhq: bf_txtgen < 1153801679 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And I want a million dollars. What's your point? < 1153801702 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :96 ++++++++++++++[>>++++++++++++++++>++++++++++>++++++++++++<<<<-]>>+++++++.>-.+++++.<--.>>+++++.<. [154] < 1153801706 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :狐子 ? < 1153801708 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :940 ++++++++++[>+++++++++++>++++++++++>+++++++>+++<<<<-]>>>+++.<++.>>++.<----.<+.<+.>>---.+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++.+++++.>.<<----.>--.<--.<++++.-----------.---.>>+.>++++++++++++.------------.<<<----------------------------.>>>.+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++.<<+++++++++++++.>+.-----------.>++.<.<++.>>--.<<++++.>----.<<------ < 1153801709 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Naruto? >_>. < 1153801715 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Don't ask me what it means. < 1153801717 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf ++++++++++[>+++++++++++>++++++++++>+++++++>+++<<<<-]>>>+++.<++.>>++.<----.<+.<+.>>---.+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++.+++++.>.<<----.>--.<--.<++++.-----------.---.>>+.>++++++++++++.------------.<<<----------------------------.>>>.+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++.<<+++++++++++++.>+.-----------.>++.<.<++.>>--.<<++++.>----.<<------ < 1153801720 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If EgoBot crashes, I anticipate < 1153801733 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bravo. < 1153801736 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf_txtgen >[,] < 1153801739 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bra-fucking-vo. < 1153801740 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If EgoBot crashes, it can't anticipate anything. < 1153801743 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Having crashed and all. < 1153801748 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :54 +++++++++++++++[>++++>++++++>+++>+<<<<-]>++.>+.>-.<++. [249] < 1153801780 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now, somebody needs to find a fixed point thingy of !bf_txtgen. < 1153801790 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'll try brute force, eh? < 1153801802 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf_txtgen 5 < 1153801807 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf_txtgen そうかもしれません。けど、あの時まで、祥子と一勝に永遠にいるよ。 < 1153801812 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :29 ++++++[>+++++++++>>><<<<-]>-. [20] < 1153801815 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fixed point? You mean just a quine? < 1153801819 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AndrewNP: yep. < 1153801822 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wow. < 1153801827 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :A quine that survives !bf_txtgen. < 1153801835 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AH! < 1153801841 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*祥子様 :(. < 1153801842 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah. Now THAT is a worthy challenge. < 1153801843 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh well. < 1153801845 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf 29 ++++++[>+++++++++>>><<<<-]>-. [20] < 1153801850 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION kicks the stupid stupid program. < 1153801859 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hehehe. < 1153801868 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :By the way, if you understood that.... < 1153801872 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Don't ask me to explain &&. < 1153801874 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*^^. < 1153801876 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1087 +++++++++++++[>++++++++++++>++++++++++>+++++++++++++++++>++++++++++<<<<-]>>>++++++.<-.<+.>>.>-.<<+++++.>.<-----.++++++++++.>.>+.<<---------.>.>-.<<<------.>>.<.>>+++++++++++.<.<-.>>++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++.<.<.<++++.>>.<+.<--------.>>.<<-------------------.++.>+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ < 1153801882 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :. . . < 1153801888 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf +++++++++++++[>++++++++++++>++++++++++>+++++++++++++++++>++++++++++<<<<-]>>>++++++.<-.<+.>>.>-.<<+++++.>.<-----.++++++++++.>.>+.<<---------.>.>-.<<<------.>>.<.>>+++++++++++.<.<-.>>++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++.<.<.<++++.>>.<+.<--------.>>.<<-------------------.++.>+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ < 1153801890 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's horribly inefficient. < 1153801892 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :そうかもしれません。 < 1153801897 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hahaha. < 1153801916 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Look at that incredible string at the end. < 1153801929 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess Japanese confounds it. < 1153801949 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf_txtgen +++++++[>+++++++++<-]>......... < 1153801959 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Shit. < 1153801966 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf_txtgen ま < 1153801968 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :5 < 1153801969 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf +++++++[>+++++++++<-]>......... was what I meant < 1153801972 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :????????? < 1153801986 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf_txtgen Nun, En mia uzebligoj, mi VERE MALFERMAS ĈI TIUN BOTON!!! < 1153801986 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :81 ++++++++++++[>+++++++++++++++++++>+++++++++++>++++++++++++++++><<<<-]>-.>---.>--. [644] < 1153801988 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :112 +++++++++++++++[>+++>+++>++++>++++++<<<<-]>--..>--.<...>.>>+.<++.<<..>...<....>>--.<++.>>++.<++.<+..<+++..>..... [294] < 1153802005 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf +++++++++++++++[>+++>+++>++++>++++++<<<<-]>--..>--.<...>.>>+.<++.<<..>...<....>>--.<++.>>++.<++.<+..<+++..>..... < 1153802008 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :+++++++[>+++++++++<-]>......... < 1153802011 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh. < 1153802024 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :659 +++++++++++++[>+++++++++++++++>+++>+++++++++>++++++<<<<-]>>>>.<.-------.<+++++.------------.>>---------.<.<.>-.----.>++++++++++++++++++++++++++++.<<.>>++++++++++++++++++++.+++++.<----.---.>--------------.<+++++++.--.>+++.-----.<<++++++++++++.------------.>++++++.>-.<<.>-----------------------.-----------------.>-----------------------.<.<.>>-----.<----.<+++++++++++++++++++++ < 1153802034 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf +++++++++++++[>+++++++++++++++>+++>+++++++++>++++++<<<<-]>>>>.<.-------.<+++++.------------.>>---------.<.<.>-.----.>++++++++++++++++++++++++++++.<<.>>++++++++++++++++++++.+++++.<----.---.>--------------.<+++++++.--.>+++.-----.<<++++++++++++.------------.>++++++.>-.<<.>-----------------------.-----------------.>-----------------------.<.<.>>-----.<----.<+++++++++++++++++++++ < 1153802036 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nun, En mia uzebligoj, mi VERE MA < 1153802038 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Obviously it's not very strong out of English. < 1153802044 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Obviously. < 1153802066 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :BF is a nice decompression algorithm. < 1153802073 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The problem is compression. < 1153802102 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf_txtgen Vraiment! Je vais trouver l'amour! < 1153802128 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :250 ++++++++++++++[>++++++>++++++++>++>+++++<<<<-]>++.>++.<+++++++++++.++++++++.>-----.<----.>+.++++++.>+++++.-.>++++.<<<.>>.<++.>>+++++++++++++++++++++++.++++++++.++++++++++.<.>+.--.---.++++++.<<.<.>----.>.<------.>+++++++.<<----.>+.++.>>.<<+++.>------. [850] < 1153802133 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah..... < 1153802146 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'll save it from the rest of the languages I know :D. < 1153802170 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: It's a bit better if you represent the other opcodes in 3 bits. < 1153802211 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf_txtgen Cxu vi parolas Esperanton? < 1153802224 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1153802228 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 pikhq: bf_txtgen < 1153802230 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 ihope: ps < 1153802232 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :243 +++++++++++++++[>++>++++++++>+++++++>++++<<<<-]>>>>+++++++.<<.---.<++.>+.>.<<.>>+++++++.>++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++.<++.---.---.>.<<---.<.+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++.>.>>+++++++++++++++.<-------.<-.>----.>--.<<++.-----.-.<------. [717] < 1153802243 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's Esperanto generation is HORRIBLE! < 1153802273 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's English generation also sucks. < 1153802273 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Vera vera, unu multe ;). < 1153802285 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf_textgen Dewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww < 1153802288 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Huh? < 1153802289 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf_txtgen 必ず見つけ出すから! < 1153802289 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf_txtgen You see? WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeEeE! < 1153802296 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf_txtgen Dewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww < 1153802313 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Poor George. < 1153802321 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh well. < 1153802324 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What did I tell you boys about harassing the sickly bot? < 1153802325 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's his fault :D. < 1153802365 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now, join the contest!!!! < 1153802369 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or the committee! < 1153802377 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"GregorR" does not stand for "George Roger Richards". It stands for "Gregor Richards". < 1153802392 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :337 +++++++++++++++[>+++++++++++++>+++++++++++++++>+++++++++>+++++++++<<<<-]>>++++.<----.>>--.<--.>----.+++++++++++++++++++++++++.<+++++.>++++++++++++.>++++.<<-----.>>----------.<--.<.>>.<-------------------.<++.>----------.<<-----.>--.>------.>++++++++++++++++++++++++.<<.>.++++++++++.<.>>-----------------------.<--.<++++++++++++.<++.>>>-. [459] < 1153802395 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: Bite me. < 1153802397 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1153802398 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Awesome. < 1153802400 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 pikhq: ps < 1153802402 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 pikhq: bf_txtgen < 1153802404 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :3 ihope: bf_txtgen < 1153802406 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf +++++++++++++++[>+++++++++++++>+++++++++++++++>+++++++++>+++++++++<<<<-]>>++++.<----.>>--.<--.>----.+++++++++++++++++++++++++.<+++++.>++++++++++++.>++++.<<-----.>>----------.<--.<.>>.<-------------------.<++.>----------.<<-----.>--.>------.>++++++++++++++++++++++++.<<.>.++++++++++.<.>>-----------------------.<--.<++++++++++++.<++.>>>-. < 1153802408 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION bites pikhq < 1153802410 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :必ず見つけ出すから! < 1153802411 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor: Okay, man, you're starting to sound desperate and pathetic. < 1153802412 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :328 +++++++++++[>++++++++>++++++++++>+++>++++++<<<<-]>+.>+.++++++.>-.<--.--------------..--------------------------------------.>.<<--.---------------.---....>++++++...........>+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++..>+++.<.>..<.>.<<<.>.>..<...>.<......>>.++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++.<.>.<.<------------------------------------. [904] < 1153802416 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Owie. < 1153802420 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AndrewNP: I am. < 1153802436 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :We're like... a community of 10. < 1153802438 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :276 +++++++++++++[>+++++++++>+++++++++>+++++>+++++++++<<<<-]>>>+++.+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++.++++++++++++++++++..<++..>>++..<..<...>>..<<..<++....>.>.<.....<..>...<.>.>..<.>.>...<.......<<..>..>.>..<.>.<<.......>..>..<...<.....>...<..>.<.<..>.....<.>.<...>>..<<.>>...>..<. [960] < 1153802440 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AndrewNP: s/man/woman/ < 1153802451 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I take no offense, so whatever pikhq. < 1153802456 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf +++++++++++++[>+++++++++>+++++++++>+++++>+++++++++<<<<-]>>>+++.+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++.++++++++++++++++++..<++..>>++..<..<...>>..<<..<++....>.>.<.....<..>...<.>.>..<.>.>...<.......<<..>..>.>..<.>.<<.......>..>..<...<.....>...<..>.<.<..>.....<.>.<...>>..<<.>>...>..<. < 1153802458 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Dewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww < 1153802461 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If 8 people are too lazy to join, we get only two entrants >_>. < 1153802462 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Whatever. < 1153802467 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf +++++++++++[>++++++++>++++++++++>+++>++++++<<<<-]>+.>+.++++++.>-.<--.--------------..--------------------------------------.>.<<--.---------------.---....>+++++ < 1153802470 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You see? WHEEEE < 1153802470 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :+...........>+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++..>+++.<.>..<.>.<<<.>.>..<...>.<......>>.++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++.<.>.<.<------------------------------------. < 1153802480 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::p < 1153802484 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, I'm still a bit nervous about entering, whereas I have no real experience with the given languages. < 1153802492 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe I could be on the judgment committee? < 1153802513 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That would be great too. < 1153802525 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Both positions are still wide open. < 1153802534 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Unlambda is easy. Just write Haskell, turn it into combinators, replace "fix" with some esoteric thingy, perform abstraction elimination, and string it all together! < 1153802543 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf_txtgen josiahw@josiahw.homelinux.net < 1153802549 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You stole my idea, ihope >_. < 1153802557 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*>_>. < 1153802558 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION gives it back < 1153802568 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :215 +++++++++++++[>+++++>++++++++>++++++++>+++++++<<<<-]>>++.+++++.++++.>+.>++++++.<-.<++++.<-.>>++.+++++.++++.----------.>.<-.<.<------------------.>>.+++++++.<----------.>>++++.<<-.---.+++++.>++++++.+++.<<.>.>>.<----. [469] < 1153802579 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Thank you. < 1153802579 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf +++++++++++++[>+++++>++++++++>++++++++>+++++++<<<<-]>>++.+++++.++++.>+.>++++++.<-.<++++.<-.>>++.+++++.++++.----------.>.<-.<.<------------------.>>.+++++++.<----------.>>++++.<<-.---.+++++.>++++++.+++.<<.>.>>.<----. < 1153802582 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :josiahw@josiahw.homelinux.net < 1153802643 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, and you'll have to mostly avoid typeclasses. < 1153802658 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not hard to do if you keep the program (relatively) simple. < 1153802660 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And you'll have to avoid existential types involving typeclasses even more. < 1153802673 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And it'll all be really slow. < 1153802677 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, we know that. < 1153802747 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mmmm. Turing Text Model. < 1153802859 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: Check the page now. < 1153802872 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(I think it's self-explanatory which language I want to code in) < 1153802885 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P. < 1153802965 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I changed it around. < 1153802973 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Check your entry, I made it more consistent. < 1153802983 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Aaaw. < 1153803026 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You mind if I add it to the topic? < 1153803078 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't. < 1153803084 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And remember. I'm desperate, and I really want this to be fun for the entire community. So no matter how much I hate them, put this contest on community sites like Slashdot and even *shudder* MySpace! < 1153803102 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Assuming MySpace has anyone of intellect to code, but whatever.) < 1153803103 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Slashodt, at least, has a few people who know how to code. < 1153803115 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(And why in the name of h*** one of you are on MySpace, but that's another story.) < 1153803130 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor: Hey, you never know. This thing could really appeal to the pedophile demographic. < 1153803144 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, maybe. < 1153803150 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, I better add one thing. < 1153803199 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Committee members *must* have coding experience. < 1153803236 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That *should* be self-explanatory. < 1153803238 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I just realized what a mess would happen if MySpace pedophiles became committee members. < 1153803241 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*should*. ;p < 1153803258 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Like... coding experience with those languages, or any at all? < 1153803291 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Any at all, those languages preferrably. < 1153803302 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Seriously, how hard is it to code in BF? < 1153803338 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's merely a bit irritating. < 1153803345 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :At least, compared to Malbolge. < 1153803361 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think *anything* is a bit irritating compared to Malbolge. < 1153803411 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I tried to get articles on Slashdot twice, but it never worked. < 1153803429 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Of course, I realized that I was insulting the very holiness of Slashdot with those two articles: Google and Firefox. < 1153803472 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION senses something < 1153803478 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm? < 1153803479 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!" < 1153804173 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1153804268 0 :Razor-X!n=user@user-3cf84fq.dsl.mindspring.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1153804346 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Holiness of Slashdot" < 1153804359 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :My thoughts are usually more along the lines of "crappiness of Slashdot", but yeah, whatever. < 1153804369 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION reads Slashdot a bit. . . < 1153804382 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mostly crap, with the occasional interesting crap. < 1153804472 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I rarely, if ever, read it. < 1153804473 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: How profound. < 1153804479 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :For the occasional National Enquirer effect. < 1153804524 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION goes over there. < 1153804533 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Whoa! Hydrogen Fuel Cell RC car! Bitchin'! < 1153804725 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And what's this? Snakes hand-in-hand with human evolution? Somewhere in Heaven, the writer of Genesis is neener-neenering. < 1153804745 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You see? Mostly crap. < 1153804778 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Screw you: I want my Fuel Cell RC car. At the very least it'd make a portable Hindenburg bomb. < 1153804791 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: I've got an idea. . . < 1153804801 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Adding a new class to Ork. < 1153804817 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :A mailman, for network access. ;) < 1153804855 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I like it. < 1153804856 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Feel free. < 1153804861 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1153804885 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There is a mailman named Cliff. Cliff's address is 123.45.29.200. Cliff is to connect. < 1153804898 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Cliff is to go to Cheers. Cliff is to get drunk with Norm. < 1153804900 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And, since your license is BSD, in essence, I'm legally free to. < 1153804904 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yay free software! < 1153804911 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The best kind! < 1153804983 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yup. < 1153804992 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :However, if you didn't release that back, I'd have to kill you *shrugs* < 1153805023 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Of course I'd give you the patch. < 1153805122 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Cliff is to go postal on source hogs. < 1153805165 0 :Arrogant!i=Scott@79.orlando-09rh15-16rt.fl.dial-access.att.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153805174 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sweet. Only need to work on libork for it, it looks like. :) < 1153805178 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yup < 1153805191 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just be careful about how it translates names is all *shrugs* < 1153805227 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There is a programmer named pikhq. pikhq's contribution is mailman. pikhq is to get cracking. < 1153805231 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And I remember why function names can't have spaces - there's actually an ambiguity which makes it impossible :( < 1153805245 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Indeed. < 1153805248 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I am to 's < 1153805258 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Couldn't distinguish from < 1153805259 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I functioned your MOM's variable! < 1153805274 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :O_O < 1153805284 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'll work on it sometime later; not quite awake enough to work on it right now. < 1153805289 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah... I don't know what that means. < 1153805300 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's what your mom said. < 1153805319 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There is such a thing as your_MOM. < 1153805334 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :After I told here about your floccinaucihilipilification for thinking. < 1153805411 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'll work on writing up the specs on what the mailman class will do tonight, and code it either tomorrow or Wednesday. < 1153805462 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You missed the second "n." "floccinauci-NI-hili-whatever." Otherwise, bite me. ;-P < 1153805503 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*snaps* < 1153805526 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh crap, I broke him. < 1153805849 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Can you have spaces in what a class says? < 1153806034 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yup < 1153806044 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AFAIK functions are the only thing that can't have spaces. < 1153806047 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://pastebin.ca/99247 A specification of my mailman class so far. < 1153806053 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Objects, classes, class variables, everything else can.' < 1153806064 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Any complaints? < 1153806083 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, there's no port there. < 1153806090 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Duh. < 1153806097 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, I know something else. . . < 1153806107 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Let's have two classes: < 1153806116 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :A UDP mailman and a TCP mailman. < 1153806133 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :UDP = mailman, TCP = phone < 1153806138 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :A mailman has a port which is a number. < 1153806140 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Aw, no going to Cheers. < 1153806141 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There. < 1153806143 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That works. < 1153806223 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :A phone has a phone number which is a phrase. < 1153806227 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Teeheehee. < 1153807332 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"There is an IRC_User named AndrewNP. AndrewNP is to log_off." < 1153807471 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I got him on the ORK bug, didn't I? < 1153807768 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wonder if I finished my ORK crc-computing-code ever. < 1153807834 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"If Frege's helper says it's equal then Laplace's second operand is 1." < 1153808768 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1153809268 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :PLEASE FORGET #1 < 1153809273 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GIVE UP < 1153809281 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's what your code makes me want to do :D. < 1153810066 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.esolangs.org/wiki/IRP < 1153810069 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION zleeps < 1153810083 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ESTAS LA FINO DE LA TERA!!! < 1153812154 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf +++++[>+++++[>+++++++[>+++<-]<-]<-]>+++++[>++[>++<-]<-].-. < 1153812173 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Errr..... < 1153812174 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Duh. < 1153812181 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf +++++[>+++++[>+++++++[>+++<-]<-]<-]>+++++[>++[>++<-]<-]>>.-. < 1153812185 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :! < 1153812205 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Thank you for failing, EgoBot. < 1153812246 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf +++++[>++[>+++++++[>+++<-]<-]<-]>+++++[>++[>++<-]<-]>>.-. < 1153812249 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : < 1153812253 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Close. < 1153812343 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmmm. I'd think this is correct.... < 1153813945 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://gallery.z3.ca/d/11554-1/awesome.jpg < 1153814399 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :ended < 1153814400 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid JOIN :#esoteric < 1153816460 0 :CXI!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1153816485 0 :CXI!i=Sanity@dialup-45.89.221.203.acc50-kent-syd.comindico.com.au JOIN :#esoteric < 1153818373 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"all your basment are belong to bsmntbombdood" < 1153819697 0 :Keymaker!n=nobody@wire74.adsl.netsonic.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1153819752 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid TOPIC #esoteric :#esoteric, the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment - map: http://www.frappr.com/esolang - forum: http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/forum/ - EgoBot: !help - wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ - logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/ or http://meme.b9.com/cdates.html?channel=esoteric - for brainfuck-specific discussion, go to ##brainfuck - competition: http://www.esolangs.org/wiki/2006_Esolang_Contest < 1153819762 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :added link to the esolang competition < 1153819791 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :finally one :) < 1153819885 0 :Arrogant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jay: Kids, if Silent Bob could talk, he'd remind you that when you're camping, it's always smart to tie your food up in a tree at night so as not to attract bears. < 1153819887 0 :Arrogant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Silent Bob: Word. < 1153819891 0 :Arrogant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh yay, a contest :) < 1153819910 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yea < 1153819986 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm wondering what kinda task(s) there'll be in brainfuck. and i'm hoping it's the standardish unsigned 8-bit non-wrapping environment < 1153820227 0 :Arrogant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I was hoping for a contest for making a language :( < 1153820263 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes, me too a bit, but we can run one later < 1153820326 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i definitely want to see such one at some point of time -- perhaps even run it myself if nobody else volunteers < 1153820430 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :strange thing in this competition is that entries need to have comment and "But do not make the program so small as to obfuscate it. You will lose points for that." :\ < 1153820448 0 :Arrogant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wait huh? < 1153820452 0 :Arrogant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's not fair. < 1153820464 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah:9 < 1153820508 0 :Arrogant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah well. < 1153820537 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :probably some insanely difficult task compensates that :) < 1153820722 0 :Arrogant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Probably < 1153820735 0 :Arrogant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I am not very good at writing programs in esoteric languages ;) < 1153821823 0 :Arrogant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wrote my first lisp program. < 1153821824 0 :Arrogant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(write-line "Hello, world!") < 1153823310 0 :Arrogant!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1153834296 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :great..... < 1153834410 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :luckily updating this program is really easy, and i didn't waste much time writing my program that i now have to write (yet) again. i really love my new esolang and i'm not being sarcastic at all. < 1153837418 0 :ihope!n=foo@c-71-205-100-59.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153837462 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Pah, all (both) the other Esolang Contest participants are doing the stuff in BF. < 1153838146 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, i can't do unlambda or malbolge, probably could do intercal but i'm not that interested in it.. however, i guess i could participate with befunge too, but i haven't used it that much, so i chose brainfuck (which is my favourite, anyways) < 1153838513 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: That's only because I don't know the others. < 1153839603 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1153841509 0 :ihope!n=foo@c-71-205-100-59.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153841633 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, I oughta write a thing that converts Church numerals into decimal. < 1153841666 0 :kipple!n=kipple@203.80-202-102.nextgentel.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1153842371 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You know, adding networking support to Ork would be much simpler if I knew how to do networking in C++. x_x < 1153842442 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Pass the server and the port into some function, and it gives you a file handle that you can read from and write to? < 1153842454 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(That was an imperative question, see.) < 1153842482 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Trying to find the appropriate function (t3h interwebs doesn't enlighten) < 1153842596 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But Wikipedia does. < 1153842637 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You could try this: http://www.cpp-home.com/tutorial.php?26_1 < 1153842687 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just ignore all the PHP-or-something stuff at the top. < 1153843409 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Might also help to write the class into the header. x_x < 1153843878 0 :ihope_!n=foo@c-71-205-100-59.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153844002 0 :GregorR-W!n=chatzill@jffwprtest.jf.intel.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1153844025 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What, nobody wants to be in the committee? < 1153844038 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hehe < 1153844046 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Never. < 1153844066 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I suck at writing esoteric software (I'm better at writing esoteric languages :P), so I put myself in the committee :P < 1153844076 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::) < 1153844085 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm trying to get my head around the whole "BSD sockets" thing right now. (maybe I should have done that before I started on this). . . < 1153844100 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: lol < 1153844119 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Suddenly your two lines are, well, more than two :P < 1153844125 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Indeed. < 1153844155 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And now you understand why EgoBot uses netcat ^^ < 1153844159 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ever mentioned that I think C++ is the language of the devil? < 1153844166 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's not great :P < 1153844178 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But at least it's not a pansy language. < 1153844183 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :True. < 1153844190 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what is a pansy language? < 1153844204 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :One that you can write pansies in. < 1153844218 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :One that's taught to business majors. < 1153844226 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Java == Pansy language < 1153844232 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah < 1153844237 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You see? < 1153844237 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's C++ minus actually seeing any of the architecture. < 1153844246 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i guess pansy means something else than that flower, too. < 1153844259 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: https://svn.sourceforge.net/svnroot/directnet/directnet/protov2_Branch/src/client.cc and https://svn.sourceforge.net/svnroot/directnet/directnet/protov2_Branch/src/server.cc should help you < 1153844263 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Haskell = (|really stupid> + |really great>)/sqrt 2 < 1153844273 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Funny. I thought it was C++ minus seeing any of the system plus pure insanity. < 1153844286 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: Well, I was just giving the brief overview :P < 1153844294 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah. < 1153844307 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I've never seen any C++ networking stuff, but in Haskell it's just a matter of some thingy. Lemme see here... < 1153844327 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Networking in C++ is actually quite nice once you get over the hump of making a connection ^^ < 1153844332 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Network.connectTo :: HostName -> PortID -> IO Handle < 1153844345 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Networking in D is nice :) < 1153844376 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :In C, that's probably something like Handle connectTo(HostName, PortID). < 1153844387 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Don't you wish. < 1153844400 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BSD_sockets That's what C uses. < 1153844402 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1) Make a socket object < 1153844409 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2) gethostbyname < 1153844416 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Unless you're in Windows, in which case you need to code for Winsock. < 1153844423 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Which is just a bad version of BSD sockets. < 1153844429 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :3) Connect < 1153844434 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And I'm missing about eight steps there :P < 1153844461 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You have to make a lot of structs for it. < 1153844465 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yup < 1153844488 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Anyway, like I said, once you've actually established a connection, sockets in C[++] are nice - before that, ow :P < 1153844498 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ack-pthtp, "gethostbyname" which is address-family-specific; getaddrinfo is far superior. < 1153844507 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heh < 1153844533 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm going to need a few aspirin before this is over. < 1153844550 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hm, getaddrinfo can resolve IPv6 O_O < 1153844556 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Didn't know that ... < 1153844566 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There wouldn't be much point if it didn't. < 1153844568 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :When I'm done, networking in Ork is going to be rather nice. < 1153844578 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heh < 1153844580 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Irony :P < 1153844586 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Indeed. < 1153844593 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Of course, it'll still be Ork, so. . . < 1153844897 0 :CXII!i=Sanity@dialup-45.89.221.203.acc50-kent-syd.comindico.com.au JOIN :#esoteric < 1153844900 0 :CXI!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1153844904 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1153845948 0 :nooga!n=dracosof@213-238-102-205.adsl.inetia.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1153846110 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hiello < 1153846115 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :'lo nooooooooooooooooooooooga < 1153846160 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :^^ < 1153846347 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :my cute eyes see somethin' new < 1153846363 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There is such a thing as a mailman. < 1153846366 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Whee. < 1153846371 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think it's named 2k+6 esolang contest < 1153846376 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yea < 1153846445 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION wants to see someone do some Malbolge. . . < 1153846523 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :me too, but it seems unlikely :( < 1153846553 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The phrase I'm looking for is "fat f***ing chance" < 1153846586 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :eheh ;d < 1153847147 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :helo < 1153847194 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Don't post your language specs at Wikipedia, guys :-) < 1153847229 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hey < 1153847239 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm, what's been posted at wiki? < 1153847267 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope_: why not? :( < 1153847294 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lament: they'll get deleted, and they won't reappear until two months later :-) < 1153847308 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :why will they get deleted? < 1153847343 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wikipedia is stupid < 1153847356 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1153847357 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ohhh < 1153847360 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wikipedia < 1153847364 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i thought you meant esowiki :) < 1153847367 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1153847369 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :haha < 1153847371 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's like somebody writing a silly poem then posting it to Wikipedia, they delete it because it's irrelevent. < 1153847387 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yep. < 1153847397 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :however, they have pages for example some characters about some stupid cartoon that has a few readers, and such < 1153847421 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not as bad as "george washington ate PURPLE peas and washed them down with GREEN beer", but still deletable. < 1153847433 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;sd < 1153847435 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1153847451 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope_: ... what ... the ... f***? < 1153847463 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well < 1153847499 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:I_WILL_SUE_YOU_IN_A_COURT_OF_LAW_IN_TRENTON,_NEW_JERSEY_--_and_Other_Bad_Jokes_and_Deleted_Nonsense#From_George_Washington < 1153847530 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hah < 1153847575 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :o.O < 1153847746 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :let x=0; 3x=5x => 3=5 ;D < 1153847940 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :meh < 1153847957 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm tired < 1153847969 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :all nite hacking after me < 1153847972 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't like that equation. < 1153848043 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's not an equation. It's a falsehood :-) < 1153848044 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lament: taken from the almighty Wikipedia < 1153848050 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: what page? < 1153848055 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Busted Logic < 1153848062 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: i don't like it < 1153848072 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nor do i ;p < 1153848098 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That again? < 1153848160 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well < 1153848163 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :to be honest < 1153848227 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :my night hacking was really playing "half life 2 ep. one" and writing snake clone using SDL -.-' < 1153848340 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :%| < 1153849682 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well... < 1153849743 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think i'll go andwrite my awfull raytracer in C to have some code to obfuscate < 1153851391 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i wonder if there are some old VAX computers for sale nowadays < 1153851657 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeeeeeeees! < 1153851666 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :? < 1153851669 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :really? < 1153851681 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no, i don't know about vax computers :p < 1153851688 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i was just saying i finally got my program working < 1153851708 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh ;d < 1153851717 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's interesting < 1153851721 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what program? < 1153851732 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :99 bottles of beer :D < 1153851743 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :in my new language < 1153851776 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The language is "99-bob-lang" < 1153851780 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The code is "9" < 1153851785 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::p < 1153851870 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You don't deny it because you know I'm right! < 1153851896 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes.. sure :) < 1153851898 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;d < 1153851905 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Keymaker: show us plz? < 1153851917 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :soon < 1153851944 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :how soon? < 1153851964 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :as soon as i finish the specs (that i have been going to finish for a week) < 1153852004 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i even have a python implementation.. < 1153852072 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: Before the sun engulfs the earth, we will know. < 1153852082 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just post the interpreter, eh? < 1153852091 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :why should i do that?! < 1153852104 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i want to post them all at the same time < 1153852109 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :SO THAT WE DON'T KILL YOU HOW 'BOUT < 1153852112 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I mean hi. < 1153852115 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hah < 1153852128 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1153852143 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :now i'd need some quote, as usually.. < 1153852282 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :. < 1153852307 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ò.ó < 1153852310 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Overgeneralization: everything follows the inverse-square law. < 1153852326 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Drugs has helped me before :p < 1153852687 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :u < 1153853035 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm, I'll lose my internet connection in a bit. < 1153853313 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :#### < 1153853322 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i need to create! < 1153853339 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION points at the /topic < 1153853362 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :uhm well < 1153853675 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :unlamda ;p < 1153854124 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Connection timed out < 1153854574 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :why can't we use lazy k instead of unlambda? ;p < 1153854878 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Did you know America ranks the lowest in education but the highest in drug use? It's nice to be number one, but we can fix that. All we need to do is start the war on education. If it's anywhere near as successful as our war on drugs, in no time we'll all be hooked on phonics." -Leighann Lord < 1153855019 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If you want to use LazyK for the contest, just post it. < 1153855029 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If the LazyK users outnumber the Unlambda users, we'll use that instead. < 1153855045 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(For the contest, of course.) < 1153855054 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hm, it's a pretty even 1.5 to 1.5 :P < 1153855096 0 :ihope!n=foo@adsl-68-248-138-159.dsl.klmzmi.ameritech.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153855117 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That goes for ihope too. If you want to use LazyK, just modify the post. I think it's popular enough. < 1153855138 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :any idea when the competition will begin? < 1153855160 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :YESTERDAY! < 1153855160 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Once we get a few committee members and maybe another 2 participants, I'll ask for convenient times. < 1153855169 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok < 1153855182 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :As a student, this is summer so it's convenient. But people with work/more-important-lives may disagree :P. < 1153855204 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :<-- < 1153855212 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: How many cells do you give EgoBot's BF interpreter? < 1153855224 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's EgoBF, it expands as-necessary. < 1153855236 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah. < 1153855237 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(EgoBot's resource limitations cut it off at 100MB IIRC) < 1153855244 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P. < 1153855260 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf +[>+] < 1153855260 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :We need expandable arrays in INTERCAL :(. < 1153855262 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :realloc: Cannot allocate memory < 1153855266 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :See :P < 1153855275 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Eats up memory fast, obviously ;). < 1153855278 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR!! i just wanted to type that < 1153855288 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It might have been 10MB, I don't remember *shrugs* < 1153855299 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;d < 1153855300 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!help < 1153855302 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :help ps kill i eof flush show ls bf_txtgen usertrig daemon undaemon < 1153855304 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1l 2l adjust axo bch bf{8,[16],32,64} funge93 fyb fybs glass glypho kipple lambda lazyk linguine malbolge pbrain rail rhotor sadol sceql trigger udage01 unlambda whirl < 1153855307 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!malbolge < 1153855349 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!sadol :o<-< 0000 < 1153855356 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :a guy < 1153855380 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :A guy who's afraid because he's either: A) shitting bricks or B) about to fall into a big pile of something sinister? < 1153855394 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1153855398 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 ihope: malbolge < 1153855400 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 GregorR-W: ps < 1153855404 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!kill 1 < 1153855406 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Process 1 killed. < 1153855432 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :A) would hurt a lot :-P < 1153855437 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!sadol !:o<-< 1234 < 1153855439 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :REALLY?!?!?! < 1153855440 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 < 1153855452 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :a guy in a beret < 1153855486 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :A guy wearing a barrette? That's... eh. < 1153855493 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;d < 1153855501 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :french one? ;d < 1153855625 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf -[>+] < 1153855629 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :realloc: Cannot allocate memory < 1153855641 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P. < 1153855649 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If it wrapped around, 'twould be awesome. < 1153855702 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :in my implementation that program would cause error < 1153855709 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :EgoBF knows nothing about EgoBot, it works under the impression that you just want to go on forever. < 1153855726 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heh. < 1153855730 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(because of decreasing zero) < 1153855737 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, you can't decrease zero? < 1153855743 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :How faulty! :P. < 1153855753 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Silly non-wrapping implementation. < 1153855759 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I should get to work on my BF machine, but I'm having so much INTERCAL fun :(. < 1153855760 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Incidentally, that's a flag for EgoBF. < 1153855764 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because EgoBF is teh rock. < 1153855799 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, there's two schools on this matter, and i happen to support non-wrapping < 1153855808 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: by the way, how are you supposed to create an OR gate, when it's clearly non-linear? < 1153855810 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's because you're WRONG < 1153855811 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wrapping makes some fun code. < 1153855822 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lament: in QBF? < 1153855825 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also, my code to detect bitwidth doesn't work on non-wrapping :P < 1153855837 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::) < 1153855844 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: sure < 1153855850 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That could probably be done with some Toffoli magic. < 1153855858 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: i mean, how do you make it reversible < 1153855861 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :is there even a way to detect the bitwidth in non-wrapping? < 1153855868 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Add an input and an output. < 1153855878 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Faw! Who needs bitwidth?! < 1153855883 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nobody < 1153855889 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i was just thinking.. :) < 1153855892 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Exactly! < 1153855923 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, here's an and-gate-like thing. < 1153855942 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: DOOD! I wrote some translations so you can set BF's bitwidth at runtime! < 1153855962 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, construct a Toffoli gate first. < 1153855964 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :In c2bf there's c2bf-1to* that converts them! < 1153855982 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1153855985 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :! < 1153855986 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you construct a toffoli gate! < 1153855988 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Huh? < 1153855996 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's finally with that c2bf? < 1153856006 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: i still think it could probably be better to have an esolang that uses not qubits, but objects with more states (say, 10) < 1153856010 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's dead < 1153856012 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1153856012 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it would be the most twisted compiler ever made ;p < 1153856030 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :EgoBot, a Toffoli gate is something that does this: |000> -> |000>; |001> -> |001>; |010> -> |010>; |011> -> |011>; |100> -> |100>; |101> -> |101>; |110> -> |111>; |111> -> |110> < 1153856045 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lament: quintegers? < 1153856052 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: sure < 1153856058 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: the only problem is, you would need much more gates < 1153856063 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: (or a parametrized gate) < 1153856086 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: also your memory would realistically be limited by 5-6 quintegers < 1153856097 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :for an implementation on a real non-quantum computer < 1153856127 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but the cool part is, you could have gates corresponding to actual arithmetic operations < 1153856153 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ie you could have a subtraction mod 10 gate < 1153856161 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Addition gate. < 1153856161 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or addition mod 10 < 1153856181 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Who needs mod 10? :-) < 1153856207 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :|00> -> |00>; |34> -> |37>; |25> -> |27>; etc < 1153856246 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, 10 is a nice compromise between 2 (very hard to work with) and 256 (practically impossible, too much memory needed) < 1153856263 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Pah. < 1153856274 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Use functions instead of arrays? < 1153856291 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: i _still_ have no idea what the fuck you're talking about < 1153856301 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what functions? < 1153856335 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Instead of holding arrays and indexing them, hold functions and pass values to them. < 1153856344 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what values? < 1153856348 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :who knows SML? < 1153856362 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The same values as what you would use for indexes for arrays. < 1153856369 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't understand you at all! < 1153856369 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :function(x) instead of array[x]. < 1153856394 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so how would the function know what value to return? < 1153856414 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and i thought you said "functions", i only have one array < 1153856421 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Okay then, a function. < 1153856435 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, how would it know what value to return for what index? Other than keeping them all in an array? < 1153856445 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The function would know what to return based on how it was constructed, just like an array. < 1153856481 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what? < 1153856487 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and how would it be constructed? < 1153856498 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Um... < 1153856514 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm really not sure you understand yourself what you mean... < 1153856556 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, you can define array operations that work on functions instead of arrays. < 1153856579 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm < 1153856593 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: i only have one array < 1153856594 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i wonder how does it feel to write a neural network in SADOL < 1153856610 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Then they'd work on a function instead of an array. < 1153856621 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: how do you "work on a function"? < 1153856626 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: can you give an example? < 1153856655 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You're using Python, right? < 1153856669 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sure, doesn't matter < 1153856678 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :give a conceptual example at least < 1153856684 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :def c(x,y) < 1153856692 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : lambda z: x(y(z)) < 1153856698 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Something like that. < 1153856698 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm more confused about how this relates to QM stuff than how it relates to Python < 1153856709 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i have no clue what you mean by that. < 1153856721 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, your array contains the probability amplitudes, right? < 1153856721 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :give context < 1153856726 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :can you give an example in terms of actual qubits? < 1153856731 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and operations on qubits? < 1153856752 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Okay... so you have this array that takes three bits. < 1153856757 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/array/function/ < 1153856774 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and returns a probability amplitude? < 1153856778 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yep. < 1153856789 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :okay. < 1153856806 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i can even tell you what it is. < 1153856815 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it returns 1 if all bits are 1, and 0 otherwise. < 1153856822 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yep. < 1153856900 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :now what? :) < 1153856926 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Okay. Then to apply the Hadamard gate to the first qubit, you make a new function, which, when given x, y, and z, would consult the old function for x, y, and z and for not x, y, and z, then do some probability amplitude magic. :-) < 1153856969 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The probability amplitude magic is pretty much what you'd do to the array. < 1153857025 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :okay. < 1153857032 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :however < 1153857053 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :this new function, when called once, will have to call the old function two (or maybe four) times < 1153857075 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :each time you add a new operation, you exponentially increase the number of calls required when evaluating the whole thing < 1153857106 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think i'd much rather have exponential complexity with number of qubits than exponential with number of operations < 1153857113 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, that's the problem :-P < 1153857127 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION wonders why on earth did the fun have to be at 5 am this morning < 1153857136 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and when you evaluate the whole thing, there will be many, many identical function calls < 1153857148 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :which can be easily optimized by... making it an ARRAY :D < 1153857167 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(or, i suppose, writing the whole thing in Haskell? But somehow i doubt that would really be an efficient solution) < 1153857190 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I dunno if Haskell would help. < 1153857194 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :also, i have no idea how to observe and destructively set qubits in that model < 1153857249 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, you could ask the experts :-P < 1153857402 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!malbolge (=<`:9876Z4321UT.-Q+*)M'&%$H"!~}|Bzy?=|{z]KwZY44Eq0/{mlk**hKs_dG5[m_BA{?-Y;;Vb'rR5431M}/.zHGwEDCBA@98\6543W10/.R,+O< < 1153857404 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hello, world. < 1153857412 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :O_O < 1153857435 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :just copy-pasted from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_hello_world_programs#Malbolge < 1153857437 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION can't begin to imagine the amount of complexity in that program < 1153857479 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :constant output programs aren't that hard actually < 1153857599 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!malbolge QP < 1153857611 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1153857614 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 pgimeno: ps < 1153857649 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: around? < 1153857653 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!malbolge thissureashellisn'tvalidcode < 1153857656 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :invalid character in source file < 1153857686 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's the problem with the requisite for comments in malbolge < 1153857687 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You see? < 1153857690 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!malbolge DP < 1153857692 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :malbolge doesn't accept comments < 1153857703 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Whitespace = comments. < 1153857714 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, yeah < 1153857730 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :In malbolge, I think anyone who *enters* wins by default. . . < 1153857736 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you could code comments in binary as tabs and spaces < 1153857762 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'd enter but anything more complex than a cat program will be an enormous task < 1153857779 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Code your comments in Whitespace. < 1153857805 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It'd be very easy to write a Malbolge/Whitespace polyglot, except for the Malbolge part. < 1153857813 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :heheh < 1153857850 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 113 (No route to host) < 1153857881 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :good idea, indeed < 1153857899 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :malbolge and whitespace quine, don't you mean? ;) < 1153857917 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Argh. < 1153857920 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The agony! < 1153857922 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The pain! < 1153857925 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The sorrow! < 1153857925 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :...Do I? < 1153857935 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :haha,ok:) < 1153857951 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :whenever I see a quine in Malbolge I will get dismayed < 1153857953 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: don't worry; Kenny never stays dead. < 1153858106 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf +++++[>++++++++++>+<<-]>..+. < 1153858108 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :223 < 1153858123 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf +++++[>++++++++++>+<<-]>-.>.<+. < 1153858127 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :12 < 1153858149 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf ++++++++++[>+++++>+<<-]>-.>.<+. < 1153858150 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 < 1153858170 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : 2 < 1153858173 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh < 1153858217 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!help < 1153858221 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :help ps kill i eof flush show ls bf_txtgen usertrig daemon undaemon < 1153858223 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1l 2l adjust axo bch bf{8,[16],32,64} funge93 fyb fybs glass glypho kipple lambda lazyk linguine malbolge pbrain rail rhotor sadol sceql trigger udage01 unlambda whirl < 1153858242 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf ++++++++++[>+++++>+<<-]>-.>+++.<+. < 1153858246 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 2 < 1153858253 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!funge93 0, < 1153858261 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :whoops :) < 1153858262 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1153858265 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 lament: funge93 < 1153858267 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 lament: ps < 1153858269 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!kill 1 < 1153858271 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Process 1 killed. < 1153858276 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!funge93 0,@ < 1153858288 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1153858290 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 lament: ps < 1153858296 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't get it < 1153858302 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!funge93 0.@ < 1153858305 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :0 < 1153858309 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION forgot his befunge < 1153858330 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :how does EgoBot read its input? < 1153858336 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :very slowly < 1153858344 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I mean, say the , command of BF < 1153858368 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :how do I feed a getch() to EgoBot is the proper question < 1153858447 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf ,. < 1153858455 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1153858459 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 pgimeno: bf < 1153858461 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 pgimeno: ps < 1153858505 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!daemon 1 < 1153858522 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!eof 1 < 1153858528 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1153858531 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 pgimeno: ps < 1153858602 0 :Sgeo!n=Sgeo@ool-18bf61f7.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153858791 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I must be very lazy: I just tried to use my client's tab completion to complete the word "printer". < 1153859040 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!malbolge < 1153859048 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1153859051 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 pgimeno: malbolge < 1153859053 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 pgimeno: ps < 1153859060 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!kill 1 < 1153859061 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Process 1 killed. < 1153859064 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!malbolge Q < 1153859069 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1153859073 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 pgimeno: ps < 1153859123 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hope that's not the original interpreter, it's full of bugs < 1153859133 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION takes a look at EgoBot's source < 1153859195 0 :nooga!n=dracosof@213-238-102-205.adsl.inetia.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1153859258 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :argh, it's the original interpreter < 1153859297 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hh < 1153859311 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :héý < 1153859367 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i need to write something with cons and lambda and it should use many $ and : and ` characters < 1153859376 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and . < 1153859378 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but < 1153859388 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i have no idea ;\ < 1153859557 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Saluton tuta homo. < 1153859580 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi Razor-X < 1153859609 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :dziedobry Razor-X < 1153859626 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Kiel vi fartas? < 1153859685 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Y/PROTOCOL < 1153859986 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1153860007 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it seems that hargfak (http://esolangs.org/wiki/Hargfak) is unimplemented < 1153860017 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i could change it --; < 1153860976 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf ++++++++++[>+++++>+<<-]>-.>.<+.>.<+. < 1153860979 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 < 1153861220 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm? < 1153861391 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : 2 < 1153861391 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : 3 < 1153861417 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the first line goes to the channel; the remaining ones come as PMs < 1153861424 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1153861445 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :a non-genetic bf_txtgen should be straightforward < 1153861479 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;p? < 1153861537 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf ,. < 1153861541 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!help i < 1153861543 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Use: i Function: send input to a process < 1153861549 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1153861551 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 pgimeno: bf < 1153861553 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 a < 1153861553 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 pgimeno: ps < 1153861555 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :a < 1153861562 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nice < 1153861584 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf ,>,>,<<.>.>. < 1153861590 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 abc < 1153861593 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :abc < 1153861606 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :found a quote finally :) < 1153861628 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;? < 1153861670 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf +[,.] < 1153861680 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 I shall never quit! < 1153861691 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 \n < 1153861693 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It quit, didn't it? x_x < 1153861695 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I shall never quit! < 1153861697 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah. < 1153861699 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh < 1153861703 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That would do it. :p < 1153861718 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 test < 1153861723 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 and more test\n < 1153861727 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :test and more test < 1153861731 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 /me is a very clever bot.\n < 1153861735 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :/me is a very clever bot. < 1153861739 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :x_x < 1153861754 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it doesn't process IRC commands :) < 1153861760 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :how do you say that something will be interpret? interpreted? aarg < 1153861764 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that requires CTCP processing < 1153861764 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 Pikhq doesn't know the IRC protocol! Hahahahah! < 1153861774 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i ^SOHACTIONI'm paul^SOH < 1153861775 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's CTCP, not IRC. < 1153861779 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 \n < 1153861781 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Pikhq doesn't know the IRC protocol! Hahahahah! < 1153861788 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 ^SOHACTIONI'm paul^SOH < 1153861791 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm < 1153861792 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 \n < 1153861794 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :waitasec < 1153861795 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :^SOHACTIONI'm paul^SOH < 1153861797 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wow. That's horribly slow. < 1153861799 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 \n < 1153861808 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf_txtgen ACTION < 1153861820 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION waits < 1153861821 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :65 ++++++++++++++[>+++++>++++++>><<<<-]>-----.++.>.<++++++.++++++.-. [19] < 1153861824 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 \n < 1153861827 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i guess interpreted is correct < 1153861828 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1153861831 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 pikhq: bf < 1153861833 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 pgimeno: ps < 1153861839 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :KeyMaker: me too < 1153861843 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 Foo and bar\nand bar and foo. < 1153861847 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Foo and bar < 1153861854 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 \n < 1153861855 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but I'm not a native English speaker eiter < 1153861857 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :let's try to write a program in X language that will output program in Y language to trigger second bot and output a code in X languege to trigger the first .... < 1153861857 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and bar and foo. < 1153861868 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pgimeno: yeah.. and it's non-capital m :p < 1153861872 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 \1ACTION prueba\1\n < 1153861875 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1ACTION prueba1 < 1153861875 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: iterating quine? < 1153861884 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf +.+++++++++++++[>+++++>++++++<<-]>-----.++.>.<++++++.++++++.-.[,.]+. < 1153861887 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1153861889 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 pikhq: bf < 1153861891 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 ihope: bf < 1153861893 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :3 ihope: ps < 1153861895 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 !i 1 I'm telling myself what to do.\n < 1153861897 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 I'm telling myself what to do. < 1153861899 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 ^SOHACTION test^SOH\n < 1153861901 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 \n < 1153861903 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :^SOHACTION test^SOH < 1153861908 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: doesn't work :-) < 1153861912 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Curses. < 1153861913 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 2 does it < 1153861915 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!eof 2 < 1153861919 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTIONdoes it < 1153861919 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 ^SOHACTION test^SOH\k < 1153861919 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1153861921 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 \001ACTION prueba\001\n < 1153861924 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :^SOHACTION test^SOHk001ACTION prueba001 < 1153861932 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 I can't pay attention to myself.\n < 1153861932 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1153861933 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I can't pay attention to myself. < 1153861943 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 !ps\n < 1153861945 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: ping-pong between bots ;d < 1153861945 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1153861950 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i \k\k\k\k < 1153861953 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i Blah < 1153861960 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i \a \g \n < 1153861970 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i h\k\k\k\k < 1153861972 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 \\\n\n < 1153861972 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i Blah < 1153861975 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :\ < 1153861978 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What happened to the bot? < 1153861980 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i \n < 1153861983 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Don't forget the 1. < 1153861990 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :doh, it only processes \n, otherwise it strips the \ < 1153861991 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 \n < 1153861996 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(from looking at the source) < 1153862009 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 I think we should patch that a bit. < 1153862009 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 Blah\k < 1153862011 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i Blah < 1153862014 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 \n < 1153862017 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think we should patch that a bit.Blahk < 1153862026 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;). < 1153862028 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1153862031 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 pikhq: bf < 1153862033 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 pikhq: ps < 1153862056 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!eof 1 < 1153862058 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1153862061 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 pgimeno: ps < 1153862066 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 ^D < 1153862080 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no ^ processing either < 1153862080 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 \n < 1153862082 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!sadol :a5@:a-a1!"6howdy < 1153862084 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Curses. < 1153862085 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :BDSM: Parsing: Unexpected end of file (index: 17, row: 1, col: 18) < 1153862090 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!sadol (1:a5@:a-a1!"6howdy < 1153862091 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :BDSM: Parsing: Unexpected end of file (index: 19, row: 1, col: 20) < 1153862092 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :tfoo < 1153862094 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :old sadol < 1153862096 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!kill 1 < 1153862097 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Process 1 killed. < 1153862099 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!sadol (2:a5@:a-a1!"6howdy < 1153862101 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :BDSM: Parsing: Unexpected end of file (index: 19, row: 1, col: 20) < 1153862101 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: I have stopped it by sending EOF, wait a sec < 1153862105 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ld;d;;d;d;d; < 1153862108 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1153862108 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :crap < 1153862111 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 pgimeno: ps < 1153862115 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i cant code my own lang ;d < 1153862116 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf +[,.] < 1153862127 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1153862131 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 pgimeno: bf < 1153862133 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 pgimeno: ps < 1153862154 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 no \\\\ is allowed, that's bad\n < 1153862157 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no \\ is allowed, that's bad < 1153862167 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :er < 1153862171 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 You were saying?\n < 1153862176 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You were saying? < 1153862201 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION swallows his words < 1153862211 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION forces them down your throat < 1153862252 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1153862254 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hi pgimeno. < 1153862256 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Long time no see. < 1153862289 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hey GregorR-W < 1153862309 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :if you're around at 5 am there's little I can do :P < 1153862323 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hah < 1153862324 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :except for going to bed at 7 am < 1153862328 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Damn timezones :P < 1153862332 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :my laptop gets hotter and hotter < 1153862354 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :anyway, nice to meet you again :) < 1153862356 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :soon it may burn my hands < 1153862378 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: btw, are you interested in a security patch for the malbolge interpreter? < 1153862419 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sure. < 1153862428 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I assume you mean the one run by EgoBot? < 1153862501 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I've looked at the source and it looks like the original one by Olmstead < 1153862531 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so it has a few out-of-bounds read hazards and at least one out-of-bounds write hazard < 1153862542 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the fact that it hangs with an empty program is a symptom < 1153862550 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It is the original :P < 1153862555 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I certainly didn't write my own. < 1153862564 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Shoot, can't ssh home again, what'd I break X_X < 1153862567 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, I did (in Python) :) < 1153862581 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :python shmython < 1153862586 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Tested with the rare few that are out there? < 1153862595 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yea, and a Malbolge debugger < 1153862649 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it'd be great if someone'd wrote some new malbolge stuff for this competition < 1153862674 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :how about a program that prints out randomly 0 and 1? (or is random possible?) < 1153862676 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :quite unnatural for Malbolge philosophy but blah < 1153862733 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: http://www.formauri.es/personal/pgimeno/temp/malbolge.patch < 1153862754 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Will try to remember to apply when I can get in. < 1153862793 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :have you uploaded this malbolge interpreter? < 1153862800 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nope < 1153862813 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah < 1153862830 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's just barely ready for release < 1153862885 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :aa < 1153862960 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.formauri.es/personal/pgimeno/temp/malbolge.pytxt < 1153862985 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(the strange extension is because otherwise my server says "500 Internal server error") < 1153863093 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yuck, that's just the interpreter, not the debugger < 1153863117 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.formauri.es/personal/pgimeno/temp/mbdtrace.pytxt < 1153863126 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's it < 1153863254 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :this language is evil indeed.. i got scared for seeing the interpreter, can't even think of writing a program < 1153863309 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :if you read my article in the wiki and Lou Scheffer's one you can get a primer on how to do things with it < 1153863339 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah, i've read those, at least your article (it was good, too) < 1153863362 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but that doesn't mean it's that easy.. :) < 1153863380 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no, it's not easy < 1153863400 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :writing a program requires planning the memory map etc. < 1153863484 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :foof < 1153863487 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :long one < 1153864291 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: /me thinks that disambiguation of ORK function names with spaces could be given by the symbol table; of course it's harder to process that way and it does not fully avoid the possibility of ambiguity but the language is already ambiguous anyway < 1153864313 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, it could ... trying to decide whether it's important enough. < 1153864419 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's not; Just use underscores. < 1153864456 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I mean: if there's a function whose name is "break the legs of" and an object called "John Doe" with a variable "brother in law3" < 1153864464 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oops, that was my cat < 1153864492 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the 3 and the premature enter, that is < 1153864562 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, it adds readability to non-programmers < 1153864599 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pgimeno: That's a bug, not a feature. < 1153864658 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, if such a function exists then the split should occur after "break the legs of" < 1153864666 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: In ORK, readability to non-programmers is important. < 1153864672 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because ORK is ridiculous in that extreme. < 1153864691 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's the feature I love the most of ORK :) < 1153864714 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: Actually, to non-programmers, ORK looks even weirder then normal code. . . < 1153864728 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm... < 1153864735 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what is the longest program in ORK? < 1153864742 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: Probably orkfuck? < 1153864749 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :url? < 1153864751 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Tell me what it is, and I'll get back to you on that. :p < 1153864753 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Some time ago, I think I was playing with English as a programming language. I guess ORK is it, eh? < 1153864758 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.befunge.org/fyb/ork/exa/orkfuck.ork < 1153864770 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: COBOL did it first. < 1153864774 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: Well, it's a limited subset of English :P < 1153864795 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ADD ONE TO COBOL GIVING COBOL. :p < 1153864831 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :COBOL? < 1153864847 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :COmmon Business Oriented Language. < 1153864864 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Don't overuse keywords. < 1153864868 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :COBOL is an ancestor of C afaik < 1153864868 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's like ORK, except that it's actually meant for serious usage. < 1153864873 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :COBOL seems to consist entirely of keywords. < 1153864927 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :PERFORM WITH TEST AFTER UNTIL BMF-BookNum = PrevBookNum < 1153864929 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :cute < 1153864932 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AFTER UNTIL < 1153864950 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :gotta go now, bye all < 1153864951 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's less grammatically correct than ORK. < 1153864953 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :btw. have u seen euphoria ;d? < 1153864954 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bye pgimeno < 1153864962 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bye pgimeno < 1153864970 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: no, cobol is not an ancestor of C. < 1153864982 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offence." Edsger Dijkstra. < 1153865014 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: I recommend calling ORK: < 1153865015 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :haha < 1153865023 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There is a language called COBOL. < 1153865031 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :XD < 1153865034 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There is a mathematician called Gregor. < 1153865043 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor's first operand is 1. < 1153865052 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor's second operand is COBOL. < 1153865066 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor is to add. < 1153865067 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1153865070 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :COBOL++ < 1153865074 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's awesome < 1153865089 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :xD < 1153865101 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :COBOL is to become Gregor's result. < 1153865108 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :xD < 1153865122 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :COBOL++ ?! < 1153865124 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :NO! < 1153865128 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :NOOOOOOO!!!!!! < 1153865133 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah < 1153865135 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : NOOOOOOO . < 1153865141 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :BCPL is an ancestor of C < 1153865158 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: Meh. Can't really do that; COBOL 2002 added object orientation to the language. < 1153865171 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :THE HORROR!!!! < 1153865201 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;d < 1153865206 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well < 1153865231 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the horror it will be when i'll finnish my 'uncommon lisp' < 1153865235 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;). < 1153865247 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do we get our P-expression fun? < 1153865269 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or is it Lisp in Tcl-expressions? < 1153865273 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::p < 1153865308 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm < 1153865318 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i won't tell you < 1153865322 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yu'll see < 1153865324 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh yeah?!?!?! < 1153865336 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :not now ;> < 1153865338 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf ++[>+++<-]+. < 1153865342 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : < 1153865350 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sh... i'm out of wine < 1153865354 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :vine i mean* < 1153865364 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf ++[>+++<-]>+. < 1153865368 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : < 1153865370 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :how can i code? < 1153865376 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf ++[>+++++<-]>. < 1153865381 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Stupid EgoBot. < 1153865382 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :when i don't have vine?! < 1153865387 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf ++++++[>+++++<-]>. < 1153865390 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : < 1153865396 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :........ ? < 1153865403 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Woaha! < 1153865410 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I created a smilie! < 1153865415 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hooray random +'s! < 1153865423 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;d < 1153865436 0 :cmeme!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Client terminated by server" < 1153865438 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So it has an ASCII code of 30. < 1153865443 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1153865446 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 pgimeno: bf < 1153865448 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 pikhq: ps < 1153865469 0 :cmeme!n=cmeme@boa.b9.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1153865472 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 :-)\n < 1153865476 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::-) < 1153865477 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I can do that too. < 1153865488 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But is that hopeless obfuscated?!?! < 1153865497 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fine, fine. < 1153865497 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf ++++++[>+++++<-]>. < 1153865500 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : < 1153865501 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!help < 1153865503 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;). < 1153865504 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :help ps kill i eof flush show ls bf_txtgen usertrig daemon undaemon < 1153865506 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1l 2l adjust axo bch bf{8,[16],32,64} funge93 fyb fybs glass glypho kipple lambda lazyk linguine malbolge pbrain rail rhotor sadol sceql trigger udage01 unlambda whirl < 1153865506 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://koti.mbnet.fi/yiap/aeolbonn/99.aeo < 1153865516 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf_txtgen :-) < 1153865521 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :there's the 99 bottles of beer in aeolbonn < 1153865523 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But mine is short and sweet. < 1153865523 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm lazy; what can I say? < 1153865526 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :44 +++++++++[>++++++>+++++>><<<<-]>++++.>.----. [31] < 1153865526 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is yours?! < 1153865540 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf_txtgen +++++++++[>++++++>+++++>><<<<-]>++++.>.----. < 1153865545 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not my plan. :p < 1153865547 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heh. < 1153865570 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and the specs: http://koti.mbnet.fi/yiap/aeolbonn/aeolbonn.html < 1153865575 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf_txtgen !bf_txtgen -[>+] < 1153865576 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :144 +++++++++++++[>+++>+++>+++++>+++++++<<<<-]>>++++....<++++.>....>>.<---.<<....>.<.>>.<.<..>..>..--....<<++.>>>++.<++.<<--....>+++.>.<.-.<++..>.+. [987] < 1153865577 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :now to add it to esowiki.. < 1153865592 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :152 ++++++++++++[>++++++++++>+++>++++++++>+++++<<<<-]>>---.>++.++++.-------.<<----.++++.----.-------------.--.+++++++++.>-.+++++++++++++.>----.>++.<<--.>++. [488] < 1153865592 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jebus. That's just insane. < 1153865601 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wow. That's crazy. < 1153865615 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mine is so much shorter, and yet so much longer in BF :D. < 1153865620 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf ++++++++++++[>++++++++++>+++>++++++++>+++++<<<<-]>>---.>++.++++.-------.<<----.++++.----.-------------.--.+++++++++.>-.+++++++++++++.>----.>++.<<--.>++. < 1153865624 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf_txtgen -[>+] < 1153865665 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf +++++++++[>++++++>+++++<<-]>++++.>.----. < 1153865668 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::-) < 1153865672 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I shortened it. < 1153865673 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heh. < 1153865679 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf ++++++[>+++++<-]>. < 1153865682 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : < 1153866979 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :um < 1153866996 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's taht? < 1153867075 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's a ^^ :P. < 1153867085 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :^^  all the same. < 1153867208 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :?! < 1153867216 0 :bsmntbombdood!n=gavin@unaffiliated/bsmntbombdood JOIN :#esoteric < 1153867309 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :At least, they look the same to me. < 1153867313 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :seems egobot prints out value 30 in hex format preceeding a '%' < 1153867338 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So it seems. < 1153867366 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Keymaker: looks awfull < 1153867379 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Looks like ^^ to me. < 1153867382 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Keymaker: that aeolbonn < 1153867404 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :thanks < 1153867432 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;-) < 1153867439 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf ++++++[>+++++>+++++>+++++>+++++>+++++<<<<<-]>[.>] < 1153867442 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : < 1153867447 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the program was painful to write, as i sometimes forgot something and had to write almost all the jump values again < 1153867450 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Woooh. < 1153867451 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :have you seen my newest perl masterpiece? < 1153867464 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Write in INTERCAL! It's cleaner than Perl! < 1153867471 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well < 1153867472 0 :bdtg!n=root@c-bfd1e253.08-84-73746f2.cust.bredbandsbolaget.se JOIN :#esoteric < 1153867479 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i warn you < 1153867489 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Huh? < 1153867503 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it may be controversial for some.. uh.. nvm < 1153867536 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://perlmonks.com/?node_id=551288 < 1153867538 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :here < 1153867557 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :officialy at perlmonks in 'obfuscations' category < 1153867591 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok, aeolbonn is now at esowiki < 1153867604 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :cool < 1153867650 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh yeah?! < 1153867653 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"'?":1~'#65535$30'"$":2~'#65535$#0'"'~'#0 < 1153867661 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm? < 1153867665 0 :bdtg!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :False? < 1153867683 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mmmm. Obfuscation-ness. < 1153867686 0 :bdtg!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :D: < 1153867699 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It should be obvious what it means. < 1153867844 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :SADOL is more ergonomic than C if we talk about syntax ;d < 1153867893 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's not hard to get more ergonomic than C. < 1153867958 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :if(A[P]==B[R] && B[P]==A[R] && (Q || F))... ===> ?&=#AP#BR&=#BP#AR|QF < 1153867969 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :looks better < 1153867984 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :faster to parse-in-mind < 1153868020 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no annoying () < 1153868189 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :um < 1153868193 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nvm < 1153868195 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :--; < 1153868366 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!sadol !""1a1 < 1153868368 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 < 1153868483 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!glass {M[m(_o)O!"Boom."(_o)o.?]} < 1153868486 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Boom. < 1153868508 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :gregorr, checked aeolbonn yet? < 1153868515 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It looks like some guy's eyes keep popping out. < 1153868580 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Ex-Chat" < 1153868599 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm lagged. < 1153868633 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Keymaker: What does the 'W' in my nick stand for? < 1153868645 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :work? so? :p < 1153868656 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :X_X < 1153868659 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hehe < 1153868664 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok... < 1153868666 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh. < 1153868668 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I thought W meant War. < 1153868670 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But whatever. < 1153868687 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wired? Weird? < 1153868712 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wacation < 1153868740 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :. < 1153868745 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh lament < 1153868910 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Say, why'd you choose the nick "lament"? < 1153869236 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :why, why < 1153869277 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :because! < 1153869294 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :because i'm lament < 1153869314 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i can't think of a better nickname < 1153869317 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because he laments ever creating an Esolang. < 1153869338 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the only thing i don't like about it is idiots making puns about it < 1153869345 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ALL THE DAMN TIME < 1153869492 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1153869538 0 :bsmntbombdood!n=gavin@unaffiliated/bsmntbombdood JOIN :#esoteric < 1153869780 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's not a pun if it's the actual word ... < 1153869788 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :'lament' is not a pun of 'lament' :P < 1153869800 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And you think YOU can't create a clever nickname?! < 1153869802 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :<-- < 1153869812 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i can < 1153869819 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :Mary < 1153869827 0 :Mary!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh. Feel that stereotypical-NESS! < 1153869834 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :nicky < 1153869836 0 :Mary!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And it's owned by someone too. < 1153869840 0 :Mary!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :PWNED. < 1153869841 0 :nicky!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;d < 1153869853 0 :Mary!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :Razor-X < 1153869855 0 :nicky!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :nooga < 1153869860 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I forgot for a second that I was on other channels :D. < 1153869866 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1153869929 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :xdresser < 1153869938 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Huh? < 1153869947 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No. This is my correct gender, bub. < 1153869979 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :O_O < 1153869997 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Finds out GregorR-W a few days late. < 1153870000 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wait, wait, wait ... female? On #esoteric ? < 1153870008 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :o.O < 1153870010 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes. Yes. Yes. < 1153870010 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :. < 1153870014 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :.P < 1153870020 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :MARRY ME IMMEDIATELY < 1153870020 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :xD < 1153870021 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1153870032 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There's a problem with that. < 1153870032 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well < 1153870041 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well..., there's many problems with that, but there's one major problem. < 1153870048 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's rather unusual < 1153870059 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Which is that Razor-X is a minor. :p < 1153870066 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No that's not the major problem :D. < 1153870074 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But that's one of the many problems. < 1153870076 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Pffffffff, that's a minor problem *hahaha* < 1153870077 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah. < 1153870083 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;D. < 1153870085 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess nooga has recovered from his shock. < 1153870102 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or maybe not. < 1153870104 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :OH VELL. < 1153870106 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hehe < 1153870107 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :welll < 1153870125 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :on other tech channels i am girls don't stay too long < 1153870131 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The major problem being? < 1153870135 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :after they admit they're girls < 1153870151 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :because guys are goin' crazy < 1153870155 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, I know. < 1153870167 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no problem < 1153870170 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION goes crazy < 1153870171 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hahaha - no more craziness from me. < 1153870190 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :we're adult and calm :>... right...? < 1153870195 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Tell them that you're a lesbian if you want to shut them up. :p < 1153870200 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION coughs. < 1153870204 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P. < 1153870208 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: that doesn't work < 1153870217 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION goes back to work :P < 1153870221 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D. < 1153870243 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lament: Oh, right. Need to also tell them "An no, you can't watch". < 1153870247 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::p < 1153870259 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :--.-' < 1153870268 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :who knows SML anyway? < 1153870271 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :SO, ORK. < 1153870278 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1153870281 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :SO, QBF. < 1153870284 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ORK networking ... how's that goin'? :P < 1153870295 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh wait, I'm doing work :P < 1153870305 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah, so shut up < 1153870306 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION makes a mental note to research qubits. < 1153870306 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and < 1153870310 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :write me a qbf program :) < 1153870319 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i can write sadol one < 1153870321 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you can do it as part of your work duties, i'm sure < 1153870334 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Work. Pfft. < 1153870339 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Make more disembodied smilies in Glass. < 1153870349 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: You still haven't said what the major problem is. < 1153870357 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Work = $$$, $$$ = happiness, so work = happiness (except while at work) < 1153870358 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: contine c2bf please, or i'll be forced to do that (lmao... what r u talking about) < 1153870361 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: qubits are actually very simple, it's just that most documentation on them presumes you know QM and some linear algebra < 1153870372 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: Please, continue C2BF for me, that'd rawk. < 1153870373 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :which is not really necessary for playing with them < 1153870375 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I know *some* QM, and I know linear algebra. < 1153870395 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: That's because it's so major I can't talk about it! < 1153870398 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: I'll do it when I get back home in a few days; kibnd of hard to develop over this very, very slow SSH link. < 1153870400 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :if you know *some* QM, then you already know qubits < 1153870409 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: Wow. < 1153870420 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Alright then, I know a *little* QM. < 1153870433 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: i'm fat too good to touch such lame projects ;d < 1153870438 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :far* < 1153870452 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And yet you insist that I improve it. < 1153870455 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*slaughter* < 1153870469 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :P.P < 1153870479 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :<_^. < 1153870492 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :practically the first thing covered in my QM class was the spin of an electron < 1153870493 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :After I get it basically compiling C, libc should be fairly trivial. newlib = free libc (and it's easy to compile only the non-processor-or-OS-specific parts) < 1153870496 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I say we just figure out a way to get GCC to target Brainfuck. :p < 1153870497 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :which qualifies as a qubit < 1153870504 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh. It does? < 1153870515 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: Wouldn't work well or at all, GCC isn't happy without registers. < 1153870524 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i forget how many states it can be in < 1153870532 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: So GCC can't target PicoCPU, etiher. :/ < 1153870539 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Two spins, no? < 1153870546 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, that's a qubit right there < 1153870546 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1/2 and -1/2 ? < 1153870551 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: Not easily. C2BF is pseudo-retargetable :P < 1153870557 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But isn't that like... a normal bit? < 1153870559 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Emphasis on pseudo :) < 1153870563 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Asserted and de-asserted? < 1153870566 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(PicoCPU is a highly insane registerless design) < 1153870569 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: no, because you don't know which spin it has < 1153870579 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well < 1153870582 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :qubits, if observed, are only in one state or the other. < 1153870585 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, more like ``Not physically possible register-less design''. < 1153870585 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: it can have both spins at once, until you measure it < 1153870589 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :once i've tried to port GCC to NosenseVM < 1153870596 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :By "insane", I mean "I got Razor-X to say 'bu that's impossible!'." < 1153870596 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lament: Oh, true. < 1153870599 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :However, when not observed, they only have a chance of being in each state. < 1153870620 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sounds quite computable. < 1153870622 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: great, now write me a qbf program < 1153870629 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Uh...... < 1153870631 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1153870636 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :+-. ? < 1153870637 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: It's only the bank-switching portion that's not possible. One could just ignore the bank-switching section of the spec. < 1153870655 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://regedit.gamedev.pl/nosense/ << that's a nice machine < 1153870674 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but it lacks some registers that gcc would like to have < 1153870686 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and there are geenrally problems < 1153870710 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is it really not possible? < 1153870719 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, the other problem with GCC targetting BF is that the BF functions aren't in memory. < 1153870734 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is it like PicoCPU and its banks? < 1153870743 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :....Which have no physical origin? < 1153870756 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wait! I know how it can exist! < 1153870757 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ask God! < 1153870760 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: I'm going to redesign that pure iinsanity, BTW. < 1153870771 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That way, we can accept its existance on faith! < 1153870789 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Better yet... create a religion with a God that says PicoCPU can physically exist. < 1153870792 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok, ill as God on ICQ < 1153870792 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Finally caught on to me being Christain, did you? x_x < 1153870808 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :meh < 1153870810 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :vine < 1153870813 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i hate vine < 1153870857 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION writes down in his "list of reasons/methods of torturing people: pikhq == Christian" < 1153870906 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Connection timed out < 1153870916 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :THE HORROR!!! < 1153870925 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wait. I'm lesbian, does that count? < 1153870933 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is that a method or a reason? :p < 1153870939 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: Nope. < 1153870941 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: Both. < 1153870945 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Darn. < 1153870946 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :xD < 1153870947 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok < 1153870960 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :now me < 1153870970 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :my english sucks < 1153870970 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga exists. < 1153870973 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Isn't that torture enough? < 1153870981 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There is a person called nooga. < 1153870990 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you can torture me by correcting my obvious mistakes ;p < 1153870992 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :THE PAIN!! < 1153870995 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :before i forget: quite interesting, finally some female person on this channel. one visited months ago, but if i remember correct she wasn't looking for esolangs < 1153870997 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA < 1153870999 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: lesbians don't exist, sorry < 1153871006 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Aw man. < 1153871008 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :just happened to visit wrong channel or something < 1153871016 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Keymaker: There've been two: one was kate` (IIRC), who was in the right place. < 1153871022 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION would like to laugh a bit at the "God hates fags!" faction. . . < 1153871026 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Keymaker: The other was confused, and was looking for psychics :) < 1153871026 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :really? < 1153871031 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hehe < 1153871037 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :don't forget cpressey < 1153871040 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Keymaker: kate` didn't stay long. < 1153871041 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :See. Geekish females exist. < 1153871042 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :she's a girl < 1153871056 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: in USA i presume < 1153871064 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :of course nobody seen cpressey in a while :( < 1153871068 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe. < 1153871070 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Chris Pressey huh. < 1153871074 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But then. < 1153871078 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Christine. < 1153871089 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I live in the place with repulsorlifts, AKA Silicon Valley. < 1153871092 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I took a CS class with her. < 1153871096 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Robots clean our windows.... < 1153871103 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bit ironic that they use a book which states "God loves all people" to justify God hating someone. . . < 1153871105 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you're kidding? pressey's female?? < 1153871113 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I trust lament very little :P < 1153871115 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :he's not ;p < 1153871121 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And so have you missed the chance to hit on someone. < 1153871126 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1153871131 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You think a male would come up with Befunge? < 1153871140 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :xD < 1153871142 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::) < 1153871148 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The author of Befunge is female?! No wonder it's so awesome! :P. < 1153871160 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Shameless gender plug.) < 1153871165 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1153871168 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, i still don't quite believe this is true, but i can be wrong :p < 1153871172 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wait a sec < 1153871173 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: ehhhhhhhh isn't the author of COBOL female < 1153871194 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lament: Indeed. < 1153871194 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'll go and brong myself next redbull[tm] from the leet fridge < 1153871199 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bring* < 1153871201 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :shhhh < 1153871204 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i hate vine < 1153871218 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :WHAT?! < 1153871223 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :NOOOOOOO!!!! < 1153871225 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :? < 1153871228 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: see < 1153871230 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :@ lament. < 1153871234 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :She's no female! < 1153871240 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :She's a... Pak Protector!!! < 1153871244 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;d;d;d;d < 1153871244 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION notes that he goes to school with a geek girl as it is, and so doesn't need to hit on a lesbian geek girl that lives in another state < 1153871250 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Paks < 1153871253 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe a female pak protector. < 1153871258 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Exactly! < 1153871264 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i know them from one book < 1153871267 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That justifies her creating COBOL. < 1153871272 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Pak protectors are human too. < 1153871278 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :NO! < 1153871281 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You LIE. < 1153871282 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :with such big ring < 1153871312 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: from where did u get those Paks Protectors? < 1153871320 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Pak Protectors! < 1153871326 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Niven! < 1153871339 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: a shitty sci-fi writer invented them < 1153871349 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah yes < 1153871354 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :now i remember < 1153871360 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ringworld. < 1153871365 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :mhm < 1153871373 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i've read that several years ago < 1153871374 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :``Pshhh. Turn Spinward to the Map of Kzin. Pshhh''. < 1153871435 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that guy really sucks < 1153871442 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :puppeteers were idiotic creatures < 1153871447 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :soap opera sci-fi < 1153871451 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't even know what a Puppeteer was. < 1153871455 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I read the second book, soo..... < 1153871465 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well < 1153871466 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :brb < 1153871469 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :``It's a Pierson's Puppeteer!!!'' WTF IS THAT?! < 1153871528 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Thanks for the explanation. < 1153871531 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P. < 1153871574 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"OPPOSE I absolutely hate titles with bad words in them! Nate 13:35, 20 June 2006 (UTC)" < 1153871581 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What, "damn" is a bad word? :-P < 1153871600 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: what is this? < 1153871612 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm < 1153871613 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:BJAODN:The_Next_Page_Title < 1153871620 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i need a minimal scheme implementation < 1153871626 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :to analyze the code < 1153871629 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There is no such thing. < 1153871634 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Damn it Jim! I'm a Bad Joke, not Other Deleted Nonsense!" < 1153871690 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What hell?! < 1153871691 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::p < 1153871749 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I love that line. And it was in an SF short story. < 1153871752 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Name the character! < 1153872344 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ym < 1153872350 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i've got minischeme < 1153872410 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :51kB of C code -.-' < 1153872754 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'll go to sleep for 2-3h < 1153872791 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :week long caffeine frenzied coding party wasn't good idea < 1153872817 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bbl < 1153873005 0 :Keymaker!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1153873216 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1153873366 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You guessed wrong. The character is not called ``ym''. < 1153873417 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Uh? < 1153873439 0 :GregorR-W!n=chatzill@jffwprtest.jf.intel.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1153873465 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++[>++++<-]>. < 1153873467 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : < 1153873473 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hooray. < 1153873476 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++[>+++++<-]>. < 1153873479 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : < 1153873485 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Here's a quiz for any UNIX or GNU/Linux users out there: What standard UNIX command will allow you to determine the time of the last power outage? < 1153873487 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++[>+++++++++++++++++++++++++++<-]>. < 1153873491 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :F < 1153873526 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++[>++++++++[>+++++++++++<-]++++++++<-]>>. < 1153873529 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : < 1153873529 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: uptime. (I don't have an UPS) < 1153873537 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yup :P < 1153873543 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Who *doesen't* know that? < 1153873545 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :>_>. < 1153873557 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Windows users ^^ < 1153873559 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :My uptime is pretty bad because, well, the last power outage was yesterday :P. < 1153873567 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heh < 1153873581 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :My uptime is pretty bad because, well, my computer is off. < 1153873602 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Been logged into a friend's box. < 1153873608 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*GASP*. < 1153873617 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You half-UNIX-man!!! < 1153873628 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You're like... a UNIX-Eunuch! < 1153873641 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :. < 1153873642 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :My mom's very annoyed by me leaving the computer on when I'm away from it for long periods of time. < 1153873643 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :When I don't have my computer, I prefer to just call an ISP and establish a dialup connection with my voice. < 1153873669 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Could be a bit annoying for anyone around you. < 1153873679 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm never away from my computer! < 1153873681 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Muahahahahahaha! < 1153873774 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You sure you're not really ams? < 1153873915 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AMS? < 1153873935 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hm, I'm confident that a TwoDucks interpreter could be written ... it would have to run through several times to determine the final temporal state, then run it once with everything in that state. It of course couldn't solve the halting problem because it wouldn't get through to there, but it would be an accurate interpreter. < 1153873951 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :TwoDucks? < 1153873978 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.esolangs.org/wiki/TwoDucks < 1153873992 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ams is the guy in charge of the release of the entire GNU system. < 1153874003 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :He seems to never sleep. < 1153874003 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wOAHA. < 1153874006 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Errr.... < 1153874007 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Woaha. < 1153874016 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I sleep only 2-4 hours per day. < 1153874020 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I do, regrettably, sleep though. < 1153874032 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :He's doing well if he sleeps once every two days.. < 1153874043 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I need more caffeine for that. < 1153874045 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION sleeps between 8 and 10 hours per day. < 1153874050 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION shudders. < 1153874056 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm a caffeine fiend, as well. < 1153874056 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So... much... time wastage.... < 1153874062 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And you sleep *that* much?! < 1153874071 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's just that once I'm asleep, I'm out *cold*. < 1153874076 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I am too. < 1153874106 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hence a Ruby script that uses MPD to set my speaker volume to 100%, pick 5 songs from my music library and play them until I hit `q' or they finish playing, and then set the volume back down again. < 1153874111 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1153874112 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I could sleep during a bombing. < 1153874121 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Put on crontab at 7 AM in the morning, and it works in waking me up :P. < 1153874366 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :as opposed to 7 AM in the evening? < 1153874398 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, as opposed to my mom cursing me out from bed. < 1153874682 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wooh, I'm soooo a committee of one. < 1153874683 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That rocks :P < 1153874738 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just do 7:00. We all think on 24 hour time, right? < 1153874740 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D. < 1153874742 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And me. < 1153874749 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So now it's a committee of two. < 1153874759 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does someone want the honors of posting in alt.lang.intercal ? < 1153875019 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION has little-to-no newsgroup access. < 1153875037 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION does IRC, not Usenet < 1153875093 0 :ihope_!n=foo@adsl-68-248-138-159.dsl.klmzmi.ameritech.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153875126 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, 7 PM in the morning. < 1153875159 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1153875198 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Exactly. < 1153875761 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1153876652 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Chatzilla 0.9.73 [Firefox 1.5.0.2/0000000000]" < 1153880542 0 :bdtg!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1153885932 0 :AndrewNP!i=AndrewNP@pool-72-72-141-184.hrbgpa.dsl-w.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153889613 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Hey, everybody! Make this your default quit message!" < 1153889632 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, I won't. < 1153889894 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes you will. < 1153889896 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :unknowingly. < 1153889915 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh no! < 1153889931 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mmmm. I think my useless project has definite potential of becoming what I wanted it to become. < 1153889994 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, mine doesn't. < 1153890023 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :そうか。 < 1153890411 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*yawn* < 1153890515 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Success < 1153890608 0 :bsmntbombdood!n=gavin@unaffiliated/bsmntbombdood JOIN :#esoteric < 1153890933 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: were you the one who said that mIRC can't do Unicode? < 1153891136 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because it turns out that's not quite correct. This alleged P.O.S. can do Unicode. Though only as UTF-8, unfortunately. And there's only one font on my computer with full U+ support. < 1153891140 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah. That's at my last recollection, Idonno if they've improved. < 1153891155 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah. < 1153891167 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So... yay! ^_^ < 1153891210 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Of course, I don't know any Japanese, so Razor's text may as well be a bunch of boxes and weird accented vowels. < 1153891233 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::-P < 1153891247 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1153891284 0 :lindi-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AndrewNP: what unicode version does that font support? < 1153891478 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Good question... < 1153891485 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION checks Wikipedia. < 1153891553 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not version 4.0, apparently. It goes buggy on double-width diacritics. But hey, it's Microsoft, so if that's the *only* bug, I'm impressed. (Arial Unicode MS, BTW.) < 1153891566 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION should probably DL some better Unicode fonts. < 1153891568 0 :lindi-!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok so not quite "full U+ support" then :) < 1153891610 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heh, okay. ;) What I mean is that it's the only font on my system with the CJK characters. < 1153892364 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION changes back. < 1153892385 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Turns out I prefer monospacing to Japanese characters. ^^ < 1153892453 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1153893341 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Client Quit < 1153893359 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"So okay bye!" < 1153894025 0 :Razor-X!n=user@user-3cf84fq.dsl.mindspring.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1153894032 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And another one of those highly annoying power outages. < 1153895134 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Highly likely to fail test: < 1153895135 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!reload < 1153895135 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1153895155 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Haven't even gotten to the test yet ;) < 1153895159 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :) < 1153895171 0 :EgoBot!n=EgoBot@c-24-21-138-66.hsd1.mn.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153895270 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: How do you disable the garbage collector of D? < 1153895280 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Something like std.gc.disable < 1153895286 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or just don't use new, use malloc < 1153895293 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It comes with malloc? < 1153895303 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yah < 1153895308 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh. Cool. < 1153895325 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!glass {M[m(_i)I!(_o)O!(_s)S!(_x)<1>=(_c)""=/(_x)(_c)(_c)*(_i)l.?(_s)a.?=(_c)*(_o)o.?\]} < 1153895328 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1153895330 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::GregorR!n=gregor@c-24-21-138-66.hsd1.mn.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1153895335 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :O_O < 1153895338 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I still say that looks like a bunch of butchered smilies. < 1153895356 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Woah, I broke something but bad ... < 1153895362 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What'd you break? :P. < 1153895386 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!reload < 1153895410 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :>_O < 1153895411 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hehehe. < 1153895434 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Nick collision from services. < 1153895441 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P. < 1153895444 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm trying to make daemons persistent. < 1153895451 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah. < 1153895458 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not working, I gather? < 1153895461 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Instead I appear to have made a big mess :P < 1153895467 0 :EgoBot!n=EgoBot@c-24-21-138-66.hsd1.or.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153895470 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hooray! < 1153895486 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!glass {M[m(_o)O!"Test?"(_o)o.?]} < 1153895489 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Test? < 1153895492 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmn < 1153895514 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What's a good test program ... < 1153895555 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf http://www.stacken.kth.se/~foo/rpn/brainfuck/rpn.bf < 1153895559 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1153895561 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 GregorR: bf < 1153895563 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 GregorR: ps < 1153895569 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 1 1 +\n < 1153895601 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :>_> < 1153895603 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!help < 1153895605 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :help ps kill i eof flush show ls bf_txtgen usertrig daemon undaemon < 1153895607 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1l 2l adjust axo bch bf{8,[16],32,64} funge93 fyb fybs glass glypho kipple lambda lazyk linguine malbolge pbrain rail rhotor sadol sceql trigger udage01 unlambda whirl < 1153895608 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!show 1 < 1153895618 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!kill 1 < 1153895619 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Process 1 killed. < 1153895661 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION has no idea how to use that RPN calc ... < 1153895772 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :OK, good test. < 1153895782 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(If it works this time >_> ) < 1153895783 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!glass {M[m(_i)I!(_o)O!(_s)S!(_x)<1>=(_c)""=/(_x)(_c)(_c)*(_i)l.?(_s)a.?=(_c)*(_o)o.?\]} < 1153895786 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1153895789 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 GregorR: glass < 1153895791 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 GregorR: ps < 1153895795 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 Line 1\n < 1153895799 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Line 1 < 1153895804 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Erm, whoops, forgot to make it a daemon :) < 1153895806 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!kill 1 < 1153895809 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Process 1 killed. < 1153895822 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!daemon repeater glass {M[m(_i)I!(_o)O!(_s)S!(_x)<1>=(_c)""=/(_x)(_c)(_c)*(_i)l.?(_s)a.?=(_c)*(_o)o.?\]} < 1153895828 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!repeater Line 1 < 1153895831 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Line 1 < 1153895856 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bbias < 1153895868 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heh. < 1153895879 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION has no idea what's going on. < 1153895883 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :cannot write checkpoint image < 1153895912 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :>_O < 1153896047 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!kill 1 < 1153896049 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Process 1 killed. < 1153896054 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!undaemon repeater < 1153896055 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Process 1 killed. < 1153896149 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1153896180 0 :EgoBot!n=EgoBot@c-24-21-138-66.hsd1.or.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153896581 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Nick collision from services. < 1153896612 0 :EgoBot!n=EgoBot@c-24-21-138-66.hsd1.mn.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153896973 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!reload < 1153896977 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P. < 1153897141 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Aha, found the issue (maybe) < 1153897175 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1153897176 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heh. < 1153897183 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I love when that happens :P. < 1153897206 0 :EgoBot!n=EgoBot@c-24-21-138-66.hsd1.or.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153897215 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!daemon repeater glass {M[m(_i)I!(_o)O!(_s)S!(_x)<1>=(_c)""=/(_x)(_c)(_c)*(_i)l.?(_s)a.?=(_c)*(_o)o.?\]} < 1153897223 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!repeater Line 1 < 1153897236 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1153897238 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::GregorR!n=gregor@c-24-21-138-66.hsd1.mn.comcast.net PRIVMSG #esoteric :!repeater Line 1 < 1153897247 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ARRRRRRGH < 1153897259 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1153897272 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :More testing in #egobot -_- < 1153897294 0 :EgoBot!n=EgoBot@c-24-21-138-66.hsd1.or.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153897294 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Broken pipe < 1153897391 0 :nooga!n=dracosof@213-238-102-205.adsl.inetia.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1153897403 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :'lo nooga < 1153897445 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi GregorR < 1153897463 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Trying to make daemons persistent in EgoBot. < 1153897684 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm < 1153898277 0 :bsmntbombdood!n=gavin@unaffiliated/bsmntbombdood JOIN :#esoteric < 1153900555 0 :EgoBot!n=EgoBot@c-24-21-138-66.hsd1.or.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153900608 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi EgoBot < 1153900799 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :ended < 1153900800 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid JOIN :#esoteric < 1153901065 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;p < 1153902078 0 :Arrogant!i=Scott@12.78.67.5 JOIN :#esoteric < 1153903197 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"all your basment are belong to bsmntbombdood" < 1153906418 0 :thematrixeatsyou!n=leet@222-152-191-147.jetstream.xtra.co.nz JOIN :#esoteric < 1153906457 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :0"sedud yeh">:#,_@ < 1153906783 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!help < 1153906786 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :help ps kill i eof flush show ls bf_txtgen usertrig daemon undaemon < 1153906788 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1l 2l adjust axo bch bf{8,[16],32,64} funge93 fyb fybs glass glypho kipple lambda lazyk linguine malbolge pbrain rail rhotor sadol sceql trigger udage01 unlambda whirl < 1153906802 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf_txtgen testing if this still works < 1153906862 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :158 +++++++++++++++[>++++++++>++>+++++++>++++++++<<<<-]>>>>----.<----.>-.+.<++++.+++++.-------.<++.>++.---.<.>>.<++.+.>-.<<.>>.+.<.+++..<.<-.>>+++.+++.-------.>-. [419] < 1153906894 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes, it works again < 1153907405 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1153908735 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :gonna go so ciao < 1153908736 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT : < 1153911863 0 :ChanServ!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Shutting Down < 1153912274 0 :ChanServ!ChanServ@services. JOIN :#esoteric < 1153912274 0 :irc.freenode.net!unknown@unknown.invalid MODE #esoteric :+o ChanServ < 1153914341 0 :bdtg!n=root@c-bfd1e253.08-84-73746f2.cust.bredbandsbolaget.se JOIN :#esoteric < 1153916273 0 :Arrogant!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1153916671 0 :nooga!n=dracosof@213-238-102-205.adsl.inetia.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1153919533 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1153919782 0 :bdtg!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1153925027 0 :ihope!n=foo@adsl-68-248-138-159.dsl.klmzmi.ameritech.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153926595 0 :kipple!n=kipple@203.80-202-102.nextgentel.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1153934803 0 :smokecfh!n=user@53549344.cable.casema.nl JOIN :#esoteric < 1153934841 0 :GregorR-W!n=chatzill@jffwprtest.jf.intel.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1153935445 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!help < 1153935448 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :help ps kill i eof flush show ls bf_txtgen usertrig daemon undaemon < 1153935450 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1l 2l adjust axo bch bf{8,[16],32,64} funge93 fyb fybs glass glypho kipple lambda lazyk linguine malbolge pbrain rail rhotor sadol sceql trigger udage01 unlambda whirl < 1153935950 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what are the numbers that are output together with the code from bf_txtgen? < 1153936041 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Um, if I look at 'em I'll remember, one sec. < 1153936048 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf_txtgen Bler < 1153936072 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :66 +++++++++++[>++++++>++++++++++>><<<<-]>.>--.-------.+++++++++++++. [110] < 1153936074 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the first looks to be the number of instructions, but I don't know about the last < 1153936081 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Perhaps number of executed instructions? < 1153936154 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The last one is the number of iterations it took to get there. < 1153936158 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :IIRC < 1153936169 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf +++++++++++[>++++++>++++++++++>><<<<-]>.>--.-------.+++++++++++++. < 1153936172 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bler < 1153936236 0 :smokecfh!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what kind of algorithm uses egobot? < 1153936246 0 :smokecfh!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(for bg_txtgen i mean) < 1153936266 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :IIRC its a GA < 1153936267 0 :smokecfh!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i've been trying to compress a 622 byte poem into as small a bf code as possible < 1153936290 0 :smokecfh!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :kipple: the same as textgen.java? < 1153936329 0 :smokecfh!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i've tried that and it generates code of approx 7000 bytes in 2 hours (and then improves only one byte per hour or less) < 1153936361 0 :smokecfh!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :my current approach leads to <3000 bytes in a few seconds, but i'm interested in other (possibly better) algorithms as well :) < 1153936388 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's textgen.java < 1153936418 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I didn't write it myself, I just used textgen.java - in fact, EgoBot has basically no inbuilt functionality :P < 1153936489 0 :smokecfh!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah ok < 1153936535 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :EgoBot doesn't even have networking built in. :p < 1153936561 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nope 8-D < 1153936566 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :<-- teh lazy < 1153936572 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf_txtgen Mmm. Baghira. < 1153936594 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hm, isn't Baghira that stupid theme to make everything look OS X-y? < 1153936610 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :142 +++++++++++++++[>+++++>+++>++++++>+++++++<<<<-]>++.>>>++++..<<+.--------------.<-----------.>>+++++++.>------.+.+.+++++++++.<.<++++++++++++++. [553] < 1153936628 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: Yeah. < 1153936645 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf +++++++++++++++[>+++++>+++>++++++>+++++++<<<<-]>++.>>>++++..<<+.--------------.<-----------.>>+++++++.>------.+.+.+++++++++.<.<++++++++++++++. < 1153936648 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mmm. Baghira. < 1153936935 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf_txtgen Sweet. . . < 1153936968 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :98 +++++++++++++++[>++++++++>+++++>+++>++<<<<-]>>++++++++.<-.>++++++++++++++++++..<---.>>+.>++.<.>.<. [962] < 1153937715 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the RPN calculator needs a \r at the end of input in order to work (who on earth would ever consider CR as EOL?) < 1153937777 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hey... how do you get EgoBot and netcat to talk to each other, instead of it only going one way? < 1153937823 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :-e < 1153937835 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pgimeno: Arrrrgh >_< < 1153937853 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :except DOSish and MACish people, that is < 1153937857 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: hmm? < 1153937909 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pgimeno: Macish people use \n now ;) < 1153937914 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: netcat -e < 1153937926 0 :smokecfh!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm, according to Lou Scheffer the '99 bottles of beer on the wall' example in malbolge does not use a loop but just prints -- http://www.lscheffer.com/malbolge.shtml, can anyone verify that he is talking about the Hisashi Iizawa version? < 1153937957 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: netcat -e egobot, or what? < 1153937957 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*brain explodes* < 1153937971 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :smokecfh: nope, he talks about another version which prints an uuencoded gzip file < 1153937975 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :smokecfh: oh, sheesh. Just run through it manually. < 1153937981 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: Dood, RTFM :P < 1153937992 0 :smokecfh!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: :) < 1153938021 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :smokecfh: read my comment on Iizawa's version < 1153938135 0 :smokecfh!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pgimeno: where? < 1153938146 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.99-bottles-of-beer.net/language-malbolge-995.html < 1153938265 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Scheffer refers to Johannes E. Schindelin's version, http://www.99-bottles-of-beer.net/language-malbolge-375.html < 1153938319 0 :merl!n=my@gworld.itkm.ru JOIN :#esoteric < 1153938322 0 :smokecfh!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah! that clears things up a bit :) thank you < 1153938372 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :np :) < 1153938410 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :as for the W in GregorR-W I always thought it meant Read-Write Gregor, while GregorR is a Read-only Gregor < 1153938417 0 :merl!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Client Quit < 1153938442 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pgimeno: How not-topical at all :P < 1153938466 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sorry, reading the backlog O:) < 1153938588 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION attempts to write to GregorR < 1153938603 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Apparently my client doesn't support it. < 1153938640 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps d < 1153938643 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 GregorR-W: ps < 1153938661 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I didn't finish making daemons persistent :( < 1153938784 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!daemon persistent bf +[,[-]+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++.] < 1153938791 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!persistent Hello, world! < 1153938800 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!show 1 < 1153938807 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :G'job :P < 1153938813 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps d < 1153938817 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 ihope: daemon persistent bf < 1153938819 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 ihope: ps < 1153938824 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!undaemon persistent < 1153938827 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Process 1 killed. < 1153938828 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Naah naah < 1153938841 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!daemon persistent bf +[,[-]++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++.] < 1153938846 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!persistent Hello, world! < 1153938848 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!show 1 < 1153938851 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :.............. < 1153938904 0 :smokecfh!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pgimeno: the paper is "fairly" readable if you use google translate < 1153938914 0 :smokecfh!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://translate.google.com/translate?u=http%3A%2F%2F64.233.183.104%2Fsearch%3Fq%3Dcache%3AvcsZz5FfPo8J%3Awww.sakabe.i.is.nagoya-u.ac.jp%2F%7Enishida%2FDB%2Fpdf%2Fiizawa05ss2005-22.pdf%2B%2522hisashi%2Biizawa%2522%26hl%3Dnl%26gl%3Dnl%26ct%3Dclnk%26cd%3D7%26client%3Dfirefox-a&langpair=ja%7Cen&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&prev=%2Flanguage_tools < 1153938926 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ipe, use tinyurl :-P < 1153938932 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!persistent This encryption is just about unbreakable, even if you know exactly how it works. But you better pad the stuff first, eh? < 1153938934 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :smokecfh: I'm working in a (slightly) more readable attempt but I'm not done < 1153938962 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Y'know, encryption is implicitly lossless :P < 1153938969 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!undaemon persistent < 1153938971 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Process 1 killed. < 1153938972 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Naah naah again :P < 1153938973 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :.......................................................................................................................... < 1153939045 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!daemon kill bf +[,[-]+] < 1153939064 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :smokecfh: http://www.formauri.es/personal/pgimeno/temp/malbolge-jap-eng.html < 1153939072 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: kill is already a command < 1153939082 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!daemon undaemon bf +[,[-]+] < 1153939088 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not that I expect this to work. < 1153939098 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why do people always assume I'm an idiot. < 1153939103 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also, RTF-code. < 1153939112 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because you *are* an idiot! :-P < 1153939126 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*sobbles* < 1153939162 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :QBF QBF QBF QBF QBF < 1153939164 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have no idea, but maybe this will cheer you up: http://urlx.org/google.com/3c396 < 1153939179 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!help < 1153939181 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :help ps kill i eof flush show ls bf_txtgen usertrig daemon undaemon < 1153939183 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1l 2l adjust axo bch bf{8,[16],32,64} funge93 fyb fybs glass glypho kipple lambda lazyk linguine malbolge pbrain rail rhotor sadol sceql trigger udage01 unlambda whirl < 1153939321 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lament: so are you going to add your QBF interpreter to the wiki page? < 1153939426 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor: not all encryption is lossless (though I guess most modern ones are) < 1153939478 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :of course, if you talking about encryption using computers you are probably right... < 1153939535 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :QBF operates on adjacent cells but... does it make sense for a newer version to have two data pointers instead of one, so that the operations are performed over the data pointed to by both? < 1153939564 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :...What? < 1153939573 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, yeah, that'd work. < 1153939610 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it kind of gives more freedom IMO < 1153939880 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION likes that idea. < 1153940020 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: i'm waiting for somebody to write a qbf program < 1153940041 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: so i can verify it sort of works < 1153940057 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :CNOT works, doesn't it? < 1153940066 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :probably. < 1153940105 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just test observation next. If that works, assume everything does. < 1153940182 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :also the code is incredibly ugly (the qubit library itself) < 1153940214 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: I don't assume you're an idiot. < 1153940235 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: I just assume that you're freakin' insane. < 1153940723 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :okay < 1153940727 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :how do i upload stuff to wiki? < 1153940762 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/wiki/Esolang:The_Esoteric_File_Archive < 1153940834 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :uhh < 1153940843 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so basically, i can't < 1153940846 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION points in pgimeno's general direction < 1153940859 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I could if I could SSH home X_X < 1153940877 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lament: I can do it for you < 1153941195 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://z3.ca/~lament/qubit.py < 1153941198 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://z3.ca/~lament/qbf.py < 1153941238 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(qubit is a quantum library, qbf the interpreter itself) < 1153941353 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok, any other file? examples? :P < 1153941393 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :see, that's the problem < 1153941398 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hehe < 1153941400 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No examples yet :P < 1153941413 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :my test file is >%<%!!%.# < 1153941418 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and that does not exactly do much. < 1153941465 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the thing might contain really obvious bugs < 1153941471 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :for all i know. < 1153941664 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: now write a qbf program < 1153941670 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you have the interpreter! < 1153941696 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm, no version remark? < 1153941992 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Where's the interpeter? < 1153942062 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf < 1153942065 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Huh? < 1153942083 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION gives you a qbf quine: < 1153942095 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :EOF < 1153942104 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :NULL programs usu aren't considered as quines. < 1153942106 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Pah, it doesn't use any observation. < 1153942122 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: Kidding. < 1153942154 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, and EOF isn't a quine because it doesn't print EOF :-P < 1153942192 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(at least in Homespring, a null program outputs something like "A null program is not a quine." ;) < 1153942306 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :my qbf implementation only outputs 1s and 0s < 1153942316 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so writing a quine in it is... difficult < 1153942337 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"In HOMESPRING, the null program is not a quine.", I think. < 1153942374 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If I knew how-t-f a hadamard transform worked, I may be able to pseudo-write something in QBF :P < 1153942398 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: Heheh. < 1153942416 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, simple. It turns |0> into (|0> + |1>)/sqrt 2 and |1> into (|0> - |1>)/sqrt 2. < 1153942460 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: it takes a qubit and sort of rotates it < 1153942527 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think I understand what (|0> + |1>)/sqrt 2 means, but (|0> - |1>)/sqrt 2 not so much ... how can you have a negative on the |1> ... < 1153942553 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The -1 is the probability amplitude. < 1153942565 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But how can it be negative? >_O < 1153942579 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What's wrong with it being negative? < 1153942588 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's a complex number, after all. < 1153942601 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Yeah, it can be imaginary.) < 1153942625 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm just going to say "Screw quantum mechanics". < 1153942629 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And the probabilities of |0> and |1> have to add up to 1, right? < 1153942647 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The squares of their absolute values do. < 1153942688 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION needs Quantum Mechanics for dummies :P < 1153942828 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: yes < 1153942833 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: probabilities add up to 1 < 1153942846 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: but not the amplitudes < 1153942847 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, yeah. < 1153942853 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But not the probability amplitudes. < 1153942858 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: which can be negative or imaginary or whatever < 1153942867 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: it's the squares of their absolute values which add up to 1 < 1153942892 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So their probability amplitudes are a rather abstract view of the probabilities ...? < 1153942898 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sort of. < 1153942924 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: yes, the idea is that the same probability can result from completely different quantum states < 1153942928 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Right < 1153942957 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1153942958 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: which is why it's possible to get a qubit with equal probabilities of 1 and 0, apply hadamard and always get 1 < 1153942961 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Erm, sorry, their probability amplitudes are rather abstract for a view of probabilities, but that's because they're actually representations of something more complex (quantum state)? < 1153942970 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yay, now I get to type those boring state thingies all over again. < 1153942970 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: then take another qubit with equal probabilities of 1 and 0, apply hadamard and always get 0... < 1153943032 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :[%].&.&..&.&... < 1153943038 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Outputs binary for 'H' :P < 1153943051 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That first loop could hypothetically take an infinite amount of time ;) < 1153943060 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It almost always finishes. < 1153943085 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You know, this is probably the first programming language for a quantum computer. < 1153943090 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: wrong < 1153943093 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nope, there are others. < 1153943100 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: a bunch of "real" quantum programming languages already exist. < 1153943105 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"real" as in non-esoteric < 1153943106 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Holy crap. < 1153943107 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I can't see any other way to get a 0 ... hadamard just makes it equal chance, so all you can do is hope you observe it as what you want (and therefore solidify it) < 1153943111 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION shits himself. < 1153943127 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: well, there's this weird whatever thingy... < 1153943131 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: to set a bit to 0, you can use %!!% < 1153943139 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, that does a CNOT. < 1153943143 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But yeah, it works. < 1153943174 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also note that %!!% is the same as %!%%!%, so %!% is half a CNOT. < 1153943187 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wish I knew what the controlled-V did, I don't know matrix format. < 1153943206 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :|00 < 1153943224 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :|00> -> |00>; |01> -> |01>; |10> -> |10>; |11> -> i|11> < 1153943303 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: it's on the wiki page < 1153943328 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i still don't understand how, with just hadamard and CV, you can do arbitrary rotations < 1153943334 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it seems quite impossible < 1153943347 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The first row corresponds to an input of |00>, the second is |01>, the third is |10>, and the fourth is |11>. < 1153943349 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :therefore making qbf non quantum-complete < 1153943359 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The columns are the same, but with outputs instead. < 1153943699 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i|11> ... the probability amplitude for the possibility |11> is i? < 1153943813 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oy, food. < 1153943927 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: aye. < 1153944276 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: of course that means the probability is still 1 < 1153944366 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does "ye gots a something" sound cute or stupid? :-P < 1153944936 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It sounds ye olde. < 1153945277 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh. < 1153945305 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :just like YE MOMMA < 1153945315 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, it would be like Ye Momme. < 1153945340 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So how do I add cuteness and enthusiasm to "you have something"? < 1153945388 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :`` *Giggle* You know... *runs finger over chest* ... you have something '' ? < 1153945585 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, that's too scary. < 1153945623 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah. < 1153945653 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You have something............IN YOUR PANTS!!!!!!!!! < 1153945661 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :. < 1153945673 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :something SMALL! < 1153945703 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't want anything like that in my pants, thank you very much. < 1153945723 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The year 1337 was the beginning of the hundred year war. On this year, the king of France was quoted saying "OMG 3NGL15H CAMPER FAGZ" < 1153945765 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sudden reboot time. < 1153945766 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P. < 1153945866 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, so cal is broken for `cal 9 1752'... < 1153945886 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it is? < 1153945894 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no it isn't < 1153945898 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it works fine < 1153945903 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :not for me < 1153945928 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :incidentally it's also broken for me for cal 2 1582 < 1153945958 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Cal? < 1153945979 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :calendar utility < 1153945995 0 :ihope_!n=foo@adsl-68-248-138-159.dsl.klmzmi.ameritech.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153945997 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :for unix and company < 1153945997 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That was fast. < 1153946038 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Close a couple things, look in the task manager, and it was a near WTF to see the stuff down at 200MB :-) < 1153946074 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :...And the other connection thing is still there? < 1153946102 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION calls up his ISP and asks them to reset all connections to any freenode.net server < 1153946118 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(that originated from this IP address, that is) < 1153946562 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hm, wait, i|11> ... the probability is still 1? abs(i)^2 == -1, no? < 1153946578 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: abs(i)^2 = 1 < 1153946581 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: abs(i) = 1 < 1153946639 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :X_X < 1153946643 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Didn't know that one ... < 1153946700 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wow. < 1153946705 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's true, huh.... < 1153946716 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh but.... no, it's not... < 1153946807 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1153946938 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :OH GAD SUDDENLY I GET %!% < 1153946945 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Vat?!?! < 1153947032 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :|1> % 1/sqrt(2) |1>, 1/sqrt(2) |0> ! i/sqrt(2) |1>, 1/sqrt(2) |0> ! -1/sqrt(2) |1>, 1/sqrt(2) |0> % |0> < 1153947051 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because of how hadamard is defined, the last state before % is the same as |0> after being %'d < 1153947197 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :.... I'd understand a bit more maybe if I knew *why* you're using these numbers, but... alright.... < 1153947263 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :% is defined to change 1|1> into 1/sqrt(2) |1>, 1/sqrt(2) |0> and 1|0> into -1/sqrt(2) |1>, 1/sqrt(2) |0> (and the inverses of those) < 1153947267 0 :lindi-!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 131 (Connection reset by peer) < 1153947279 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... Why do they change into 1/sqrt(2) ? < 1153947293 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Um, because that's how hadamard is defined ^^ < 1153947320 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It would help if I knew what a Hadamard is. < 1153947320 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :With both as 1/sqrt(2), the probability is equal. That is, if you were to observe it right then, there would be an equal chance of it being 0 or 1 < 1153947377 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah. < 1153947582 0 :lindi-!n=lindi@kulho150.adsl.netsonic.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1153948346 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm gonna stick to good ol' non-quantum computing X_X < 1153948386 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nah. it sounds exciting. < 1153948497 0 :bsmntbombdood!n=gavin@unaffiliated/bsmntbombdood JOIN :#esoteric < 1153948886 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :YAY, www.donotputthebaby.com is back up 8-D < 1153948943 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :...... < 1153948947 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What does that mean? ;). < 1153948996 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It was down because my host changed their ISP without telling me >_< < 1153949002 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But now it's back up 8-D < 1153949025 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What's the subject matter of the site? < 1153949060 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Um, strange warning labels? X-P < 1153949085 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hehehe. < 1153949087 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Subject matter" is a phrase ill-suited to a page which is completely pointless :P < 1153949132 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;P. < 1153949843 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :grr, the repository takes a while to update < 1153949850 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :err the files section < 1153949914 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The contest is attracting more people. < 1153949924 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Especially after I posted on alt.lang.interlang. < 1153949940 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Errr... < 1153949944 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :alt.lang.intercal. < 1153950001 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :People who read alt.lang.intercal ought to choose a new communicative medium :P < 1153950006 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P. < 1153950020 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, there's no #intercal here, so.... < 1153950033 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or ##intercal even. < 1153950063 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So #esoteric mebbe :P < 1153950107 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heh. < 1153950113 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, there's ##brainfuck after all. < 1153950207 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's more of a trap to get people to come to #esoteric than anything else :P < 1153950228 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hehehe. < 1153950233 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It obviously worked in my case. < 1153950345 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm, the 255 (32,10) in Brainfuck constants does not work for me < 1153950380 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf8 +>+>+>+>+>+>+>+>+[[[-<++>]<<]>]> < 1153950383 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf8 +>+>+>+>+>+>+>+>+[[[-<++>]<<]>]>. < 1153950397 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1153950401 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :3 GregorR-W: ps < 1153951000 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf8 >>>>>+>+>+>+>+>+>+>+>+[[[-<++>]<<]>]>. < 1153951005 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1153951009 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 pgimeno: ps < 1153951046 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it hits the beginning of the memory < 1153951204 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it just sets several memory positions with 3's < 1153951452 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION wonders if he left -debug on the runline for !bf ... < 1153951456 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf8 >>>>>+>+>+>+>+>+>+>+>+[[[-<++>]<<]>]># < 1153951464 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1153951466 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION guesses: no < 1153951467 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 GregorR-W: ps < 1153951507 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :not enough > < 1153951509 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sorry < 1153951558 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf8 >>>>>>>>+>+>+>+>+>+>+>+>+[[[-<++>]<<]>]># < 1153951572 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf8 >>>>>>>>+>+>+>+>+>+>+>+>+[[[-<++>]<<]>]>. < 1153951652 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :#? < 1153951656 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What kind of operater is #? < 1153951666 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :TULL MI! < 1153951674 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's used for debugging in many interps. < 1153951685 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(To dump the content of the tape or something thereabout) < 1153951698 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah. < 1153951954 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so < 1153951964 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :qbf programs? :) < 1153952079 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!help < 1153952081 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :help ps kill i eof flush show ls bf_txtgen usertrig daemon undaemon < 1153952083 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1l 2l adjust axo bch bf{8,[16],32,64} funge93 fyb fybs glass glypho kipple lambda lazyk linguine malbolge pbrain rail rhotor sadol sceql trigger udage01 unlambda whirl < 1153952092 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No QBF in there :-) < 1153952093 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lament: I have failed. < 1153952096 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: add qbf to egobot! < 1153952101 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lament: I'm planning on it. < 1153952109 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lament: What does the W in my nick stand for? < 1153952124 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: Wobbly < 1153952124 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :War! < 1153952129 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: Woman < 1153952138 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wangsta. < 1153952172 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :All of the above. < 1153952179 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or, maybe your name is Gregor Rolfe Wolfe. < 1153952203 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or something less ridiculous, like Gregor Richard Williams :P < 1153952219 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor Rregor Wregor? < 1153952249 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION pulls out his MD5 gadgetry < 1153952258 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :When I'm back at home, somebody remind me about QBF < 1153952277 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Your hash for today: 2c46edab5c62176d6fb7b6893b1f6f0d < 1153952320 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION wonders if there's an md5 quine :P < 1153952334 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :probably is < 1153952345 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Depends. < 1153952354 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well... < 1153952367 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't know the chances. < 1153952380 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :just computationaly infeasable to find one < 1153952401 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Probably ((something-1)/something)^something, where something is the number of hashes. < 1153952432 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :actually it's more like 1/something +1/(something-1)+1/(something-2)... < 1153952449 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But that's very long. < 1153952466 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, wait... 1-((something-1)/something)^something. < 1153952476 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :z < 1153952482 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wrong window < 1153952515 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Apparently, there are 340282366920938463463374607431768211456 possible MD5 hashes, ignoring things that could be hashes but aren't. < 1153952525 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2**128 hashes < 1153952590 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So the chance of there being an MD5 quine seems to be about 1-((340282366920938463463374607431768211455-1)/340282366920938463463374607431768211456)^340282366920938463463374607431768211456. < 1153952608 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope_: no < 1153952622 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf >+>+>+>+>+>+>+>+[>[-<++>]>>]>. < 1153952623 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No? < 1153952627 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that is 340282366920938463463374607431768211457 < 1153952650 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2^128 = 340282366920938463463374607431768211456. < 1153952656 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1153952673 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf >+>+>+>+>+>+>+>+[>[-<++>]>>]>-. < 1153952675 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : < 1153952693 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : 1-((340282366920938463463374607431768211455-1)/340282366920938463463374607431768211456)^340282366920938463463374607431768211456 == 340282366920938463463374607431768211457 < 1153952708 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :shit < 1153952711 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nevermind < 1153952735 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Anyway, the chance seems to be pretty close to 0. < 1153952738 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wrong answer < 1153952742 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf8 >+>+>+>+>+>+>+>+[>[-<++>]>>]>-. < 1153952745 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : < 1153952749 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf8 >+>+>+>+>+>+>+>+[>[-<++>]>>]>--. < 1153952751 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : < 1153952768 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :err < 1153952772 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf8 >+>+>+>+>+>+>+>+[<[-<++>]>>]>-. < 1153952775 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : < 1153952802 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf8 >+>+>+>+>+>+>+>+[>[-<++>]<<]>-. < 1153952805 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : < 1153952809 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :now that's it < 1153952966 0 :lindi-!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1153953159 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the initial > is because it needs a zero to the left < 1153953218 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf8 +>+>+>+>+>+>+>+[>[-<++>]<<]>-. < 1153953221 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : < 1153953294 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, does that interpreter extend to the left as well? < 1153953326 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf +>+>+>+>+>+>+>+[>[-<++>]<<]>-. < 1153953329 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : < 1153953332 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf +>+>+>+>+>+>+>+[>[-<++>]<<]>. < 1153953335 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : < 1153953365 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf <+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++<.>.>.<.<. < 1153953367 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i; < 1153953405 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i;? < 1153953416 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1153953416 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sounds eeky < 1153953559 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The chance seems to be close to 1-1/e. < 1153953576 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :My whatever thing must be malfunctioning. < 1153953628 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well... rounding error. It's rounding (2^128-1)/2^128 up to 1. < 1153953708 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So the chance is 0.63212, give or take something. < 1153953803 0 :smokecfh!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1153955778 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Your... other thing of the day: 'It stands for "work".' < 1153955866 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That "something" is around 10^-40, unless I messed up: http://zem.fi/~fis/bleh.txt < 1153957468 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1153958032 0 :AndrewNP!i=AndrewNP@pool-72-72-131-41.hrbgpa.dsl-w.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153958074 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(|greetings>+|salutations>)/sqrt(2) < 1153958247 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I saw "greetings" < 1153958257 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Me too < 1153958292 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What is this, Q-IRP? The quantum version of "Internet Relay Programming"? < 1153958296 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1153958319 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Factor some RSA numbers, chop chop! ... Please. < 1153958330 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::) < 1153958342 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just a second... < 1153958346 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What's the next one? < 1153958381 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Grf ... why isn't there a graphviz opposite-of-prune command >_< < 1153958383 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :RSA-704, apparently. < 1153958407 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hm. Does that mean 704 bits? < 1153958414 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Seems to. < 1153958437 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And the number is 74037563479561712828046796097429573142593188889231289084936232638972765034028266276891996419625117843995894330502127585370118968098286733173273108930900552505116877063299072396380786710086096962537934650563796359. < 1153958454 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Try 3. I've got a good feeling that it's some number times 3. < 1153958493 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nope, it's congruent to 1 mod 3. < 1153958503 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, I'm out of ideas. < 1153958534 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Okay. Choose a random number from 1 to RSA-704. < 1153958534 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So to break this one, you'd need a 704-qubit register, right? Pfft, good luck, hardware designers. < 1153958578 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :...Well? < 1153958588 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Uh... We already did 3. So... um... floor(pi * googol). < 1153958624 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's 101 digits, about the right size for one of the offending factors. < 1153958634 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Probably not even prime, but since when is that MY problem? < 1153958657 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Okay, the number is 31415926535897939206342872074089512377015178275785648855278065595809401623948916766946766405184258048. < 1153958668 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :DAMN! Even. < 1153958674 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So, uh, forget that entirely. < 1153958700 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, we can still use it. < 1153958707 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But this and that are coprime. < 1153958723 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :This and 3, or this and the RSA number? < 1153958731 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :This and the RSA number. < 1153958746 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now, f(x) = this^x mod that. < 1153958766 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do you know the period of that function? < 1153958791 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nope. < 1153958812 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh. < 1153958829 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Uh... wanna ask EgoBot? < 1153958847 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe... write a BF program. Or Glass. And wait 20 years or something. < 1153958859 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :We got time. < 1153958873 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What if somebody else does it first? < 1153958900 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Okay, I need you to create a register that contains everything from 0 to the RSA number minus one, all with equal positive probability amplitudes. < 1153958903 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Then we use a different algorithm: find the guys who did it, then beat the crap out of 'em and take credit for the accomplishment. < 1153958925 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'll split the cash 100-0 your way, since odds are you're the one who's gonna be in charge of the beating. < 1153958936 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And I wouldn't know what to do with the money. < 1153958947 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But nobody's done it yet, and the RSA guys will probably know it's them before we will. < 1153958977 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Okay then, back to the original plan. Um... crap. I'm gonna need a lot more RAM. < 1153959034 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So... what's 1 over RSA-704? < 1153959043 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm? < 1153959075 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The reciprocal. The probability. We can figure out the amplitude from that. < 1153959078 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh. < 1153959103 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The reciprocal is 1/74037563479561712828046796097429573142593188889231289084936232638972765034028266276891996419625117843995894330502127585370118968098286733173273108930900552505116877063299072396380786710086096962537934650563796359. < 1153959128 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Approximately 1.3506657337204956e-212, that is. < 1153959210 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Uh... huh. Is it too late to kill this process and just do a simple "Hello World"? < 1153959219 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :'Cause this could take a while. < 1153959230 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Um... < 1153959235 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Kill what process? < 1153959266 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The quantum factoring algorithm. < 1153959284 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's not working nearly as well as I had hoped. < 1153959293 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1153959296 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 ihope_: ps < 1153959307 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not too late, then. < 1153959319 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :K then. < 1153959324 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!kill irp < 1153959326 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No such process! < 1153959343 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Anyway, the probability amplitude you need is about 1.1621814547309278e-106. Initialize them to that. < 1153959360 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!kill q-irp < 1153959362 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No such process! < 1153959416 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You need to be an IRC operator to do that. < 1153959446 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Then I'll have to try the old exception-handling way. < 1153959452 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Please stop trying to factor RSA-704. < 1153959480 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Interrupt the running, and all that. ^^ < 1153959546 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What if I don't want to stop? < 1153959575 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, knock yourself out, but don't expect me to continue helping as a parallel processor. < 1153959598 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But... the other chatters might complain. Or they would if they were still here. < 1153959608 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION pokes the sleepy chatroom citizens. < 1153959815 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION is poked < 1153959853 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION is slapped with a sexual harassment class-action suit. < 1153959932 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And statutory rape. < 1153959946 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :How old is AndrewNP? < 1153959950 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :20. < 1153959956 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yup :P < 1153959957 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And two months. < 1153959964 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But not that kind of poke... I think. < 1153959982 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The courts don't care what kind of poke it was. < 1153959991 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1153960002 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Damn "justice" system. < 1153960036 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Honestly, ONE body-fluid-stained corpse and they're all like "Ooh, Murder in the First Degree!" < 1153960051 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::p < 1153960101 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I mean, two or three, sure, I can understand. But doesn't everyone get a freebie? I think that's in the UN charter or something. < 1153960109 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.donotputthebaby.com/index.php?s=Knife < 1153960125 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :How hard does one have to try to kill someone in order for it to be considered attempted murder? < 1153960134 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It doesn't count if I just want someone to die, does it? < 1153960142 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's attempted manslaughter X-P < 1153960150 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Eh, you probably have to DO something at least. < 1153960158 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Like, chase 'em with a knife. < 1153960189 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Doing something that could have been fatal, but wasn't? < 1153960189 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Here's an esolang for ya: http://www.donotputthebaby.com/index.php?s=Code < 1153960200 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Probably. Like, you really really REALLY expected 'em to die. < 1153960218 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Shooting 'em and just missing the heart, for example. < 1153960448 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, let's try to factor 4 using Shor's algorithm. < 1153960454 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just for practice and all that. < 1153960541 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So a = 1. The GCD thingy is 1... well, yeah, 1 is a factor of 4. < 1153960571 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Let's say a = 3, since that's *not* a factor of 4. < 1153960592 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Speaking of just wanting somebody to die ... < 1153960745 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: Uh-oh. I'm sorry! :'( < 1153960802 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Okay, so now we take .5|00>+.5|01>+.5|10>+.5|11> < 1153960817 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :.5^2 = .25, so that should work as the amplitude. < 1153960829 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, .5|00> + .5|10> + .5|20> + .5|30>. < 1153960863 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Speaking of just wanting somebody to die ... :P < 1153960876 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: Yes, what? Who do ye want dead? < 1153960885 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :He didn't say that. < 1153960895 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Okay, fine. First register = 0-3, Second = 0. < 1153960900 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yep. < 1153960915 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So then we take... 3^x mod 4, right? < 1153960919 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yep. < 1153960949 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So we turn that into (|01> + |13> + |21> + |32>)/2, I think. < 1153960988 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :...No, (|01> + |13> + |21> + |33>)/2. < 1153960993 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, that's better. < 1153961031 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now Fourier transform that bad boy! < 1153961043 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Er, inverse. Inverse Fourier transform. < 1153961076 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :...How do I do that? < 1153961085 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Damned if I know. < 1153961109 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, let's skip to the probability part. < 1153961128 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You have to do the transform first, buddy. < 1153961150 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is there some sort of Introduction to Quantum Computing? < 1153961151 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do we? < 1153961171 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: well, you might wanna look at... something. Lemme see... < 1153961177 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think. Otherwise the numbers we're working with would be all wrong. < 1153961197 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor: Actually, I promised a couple guys I'd write up a QC tutorial for 'em. < 1153961209 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor: Do you want the physics behind it, or just the math and comp-sci part? < 1153961224 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, you have to understand wavefunctions. < 1153961255 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AndrewNP: Well, depends on how involved the physics is. < 1153961263 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, I don't have enough background for the wavefunctions. < 1153961274 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Unless a wave function is a sine curve :D. < 1153961290 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I thought the whole point of the bra-ket thingie was to abstract out the wavefunction? < 1153961297 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Um, well... yeah. < 1153961301 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Okay, skip that. < 1153961315 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now, instead of 0 and 1, we have |0> and |1>. < 1153961343 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Awesome. < 1153961346 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And we can use |0> and |1> as numbers, sort of. < 1153961348 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Like 0 and 1, smilified. < 1153961357 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sort of, mmmkay. < 1153961367 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And this time, instead of covering up a voltage, they stand for a whole crapload of physics. < 1153961396 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :We can add quantum states to each other, and we can multiply quantum states with numbers. < 1153961428 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Essentially, you have to be able to turn it into something of the form a|0> + b|1>. < 1153961443 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And |a|^2 + |b|^2 has to be 0. < 1153961468 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So |0>*sqrt 2 + |1>*sqrt 2 is valid, but 2|0> isn't. < 1153961472 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You mean, has to be 1. < 1153961477 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes. < 1153961508 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So you can have like... sqrt(2)|0> < 1153961515 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: so now that you understand everything, write me a qbf program. < 1153961524 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Uh...... < 1153961545 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: well, no, because the square of the absolute value of the square root of 2 is 2. < 1153961562 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mmmm. Can someone make a TeX proof of this? >_>. < 1153961571 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :A TeX proof of what? < 1153961575 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Errr, not proof. < 1153961583 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But, it's hard to see without only ASCII on IRC. < 1153961595 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Note. I should be studying for my Statistics final. Do I care? No.) < 1153961602 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, wait, I meant |0>/sqrt 2 + |1>/sqrt 2. < 1153961616 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So, uh ... |0> is divided by sqrt(2) ? < 1153961622 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yep. < 1153961631 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But what value does |0> have? < 1153961645 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :|0> is just |0>. It's like a variable. < 1153961683 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Alright.... < 1153961714 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But then, since |0> is symbolysis for physics cr*p, then you can at most simplify to |0>/sqrt(2) ? < 1153961732 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, |0> and |0>/sqrt(2) are different thinges. < 1153961750 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, yeah... I understand that... < 1153961754 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah. Think of it as an ordered pair with |0> and |1> coordinates. < 1153961759 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ok. < 1153961776 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What operations can you do to these |0> and |1> ? < 1153961803 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well... < 1153961832 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There must be some repeatability in the operations to produce logic with them, no? < 1153961836 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :An example would be the Hadamard gate, which turns |0> into (|0> + |1>)/sqrt(2) and |1> into (|0> - |1>)/sqrt(2). < 1153961887 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :How do you perform logic, then? < 1153961902 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :With different gates, on a bit level? < 1153961904 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, there's, say, the Toffoli gate, which is simply a logic gate turned quantum. < 1153961917 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1153961921 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :toffoli gate is not quantum. < 1153961930 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it operates on regular bits. < 1153961936 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mmmmm. < 1153961945 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The Toffoli gate leaves everything the same, except that it turns |110> into |111> and vice versa. < 1153961947 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But the Toffoli gate IS reversible, one-to-one, which is what all quantum gates need to be. < 1153961971 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Something about thermodynamics. Don't know, don't care. < 1153961977 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heh. < 1153961989 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So there's no such thing as a ``Quantum Truth Table'' ? < 1153961995 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :A what? < 1153962014 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, yes, but they're more complicated. < 1153962025 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Quantum gates use a square matrix to describe the transformation. < 1153962037 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :How so? < 1153962054 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, the outputs can be any quantum states, instead of simple bits. < 1153962105 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: Well, duh. ;) < 1153962105 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But here, the quantum states are |0> and |1> ? < 1153962115 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And combinations of them. < 1153962124 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, those are just the base states. < 1153962132 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The x and y, if you will. < 1153962158 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You can also have things like (|0> + |1>)/sqrt(2). < 1153962201 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So, all you can do is divide by sqrt(2) one or both of the quantum states? < 1153962211 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well... < 1153962228 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There are also states like -|1> and |1>i. < 1153962249 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, |1>-1 is the same thing as -|1> ? < 1153962250 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or 3/5 |0> + 4/5 |1> < 1153962251 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The only rule for quantum states is that the squares of the absolute values have to add up to 1. < 1153962259 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah. < 1153962271 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor: It has to be in the form a|0>+b|1>. < 1153962278 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Adding a constant is meaningless. < 1153962290 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh! I see. < 1153962310 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :abs( a|0> ? b|1> )^2 = 1 ? < 1153962316 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Trying to pastebin an explanation of matrix notation, but it's being slow >_< < 1153962318 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Errr... < 1153962323 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :abs( a|0> + b|1> )^2 = 1 ? < 1153962330 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :abs(a)^2 + abs(b)^2 = 1 < 1153962339 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ok. < 1153962351 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And as ihope pointed out, a and b can be complex. < 1153962352 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://pastebin.ca/101581 < matrix notation < 1153962393 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :To use the quantum gate, you just have to multiply the state vector by the matrix. < 1153962421 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :For example, for a single qubit a|0>+b|1>, the state vector is [a,b]. < 1153962440 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But, you would get a resulting matrix then, no? < 1153962448 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Isn't the goal to get a resulting vector? < 1153962455 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :A vector times a matrix is a vector. < 1153962461 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, duh. Whoops. < 1153962463 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And since the matrix is square, it'll be the same dimension. < 1153962471 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, I see. < 1153962480 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah, OK, so then these gates are scientifically designed to be possible? < 1153962489 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yep, something like that. < 1153962503 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Don't ask me how. Maybe ihope knows? (If you care, that is.) < 1153962518 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :IIRC, at least a few exist in reality. < 1153962524 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, what do you mean by "these gates"? < 1153962533 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :These matricies. < 1153962542 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But which ones are "these" ones? < 1153962554 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The ones that are used in QC. Hadamard, CNOT, and so forth. < 1153962576 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, if they weren't actually possible, we probably wouldn't be using them. < 1153962593 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There is one limitation, though. QC gates have to be "unitary" matrices. < 1153962615 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Unitary? < 1153962629 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Its conjugate transpose has to equal its inverse. < 1153962637 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't know if there are any rules other than that they have to be unitary and they have to actually produce valid states. < 1153962657 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION decides to look up Matrix conjugate transposes. < 1153962705 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Then, I gather there's a large-but-finite amount of states? < 1153962713 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/unitary/reversible/ < 1153962718 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Technically it's infinite. < 1153962725 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh. < 1153962734 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Any two complex numbers that obey |a|^2 + |b|^2 = 1 are legal. < 1153962761 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :.... I'll assume that complex numbers can be states too :P. < 1153962766 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yep. < 1153962776 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mmmm. Doublethink. < 1153962781 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah. You could have 3/5i |0> + -4/5 |1>. < 1153962786 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Anyhow, how does this fit into computing? < 1153962795 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You can compute with these. < 1153962800 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, the real magic happens once you get more than one qubit. < 1153962809 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :For multiple qubits, you have things in the form a|00> + b|01> + c|10> + d|11>. < 1153962824 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But, can 4 qubits go into one gate? < 1153962826 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And |a|^2 + |b|^2 + |c|^2 + |d|^2 = 1. < 1153962836 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: if it's a 4-qubit gate, yes :-) < 1153962854 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yep. 4x4 matrices = 2-qubit gates. 8x8 = 3 qubits. < 1153962860 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And so on and so forth. < 1153962863 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So the rules stay the same, just reversible and produces valid states? < 1153962870 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yep. < 1153962891 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is there any math to decrease the ``circuitry'' involved? < 1153962904 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Like a K-map or something? < 1153962948 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Um... < 1153962967 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well wait... because normal bits have two possible states, you can produce logic in the form of base-2 numbers..., if the number of possible states is infinite, you have base-infinite numbers??? < 1153962977 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nope, still base two. < 1153962988 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The numbers are actually *probabilities*. < 1153962994 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh :D. < 1153963015 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That when you observe the bit or do something irreversible, the value will be |0> or |1>. < 1153963036 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So... if you want a |1>, you want to get the probability for |0> as low as possible? < 1153963042 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yep. < 1153963046 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Preferably to 0 :P < 1153963065 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :All the qubits in QBF start as (0,1), so that's easy :P < 1153963079 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So that also chops down the number of possible states by a lot too, if you want totally probably states, no? < 1153963083 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But if you want a |1>, you can just pull one out of thin air. < 1153963091 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: if you want what? < 1153963099 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :A |1> ? < 1153963107 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wait.... < 1153963113 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*totally probable states < 1153963114 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Blah. < 1153963129 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah. Part of the problem with QC is figuring out a way to make the correct answer the probable outcome. < 1153963133 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mind you, I believe that in QBF you can actually only achieve about six states ... < 1153963152 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: what're those? < 1153963161 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Figuring it out right now :P < 1153963162 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor: 'Cause once you observe something, it stays in that state. It collapses to a pure |0> or |1>. < 1153963181 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So, the goal of qubits is to apply a certain number of gates until the probability for a certain qubit becomes 1 and the rest 0? < 1153963187 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AndrewNP: Yeah, I know. < 1153963195 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :OK, much more than six, but finite :P < 1153963198 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: well, sort of, yeah. < 1153963204 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sort of :P. < 1153963226 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, you usually can't guarantee a 100% probability, but if you get a high figure and run the algorithm several times, you should get a pretty good idea of the answer. < 1153963236 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What's the advantage of quantum computing over binary computing? < 1153963236 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :high *probability*. < 1153963247 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(0, 1), (1, 0), (1/sqrt(2), 1/sqrt(2)), (1/sqrt(2), -1/sqrt(2)), (0, i), (i, 0), (0, -1), (-1, 0), (0, -i), (-i, 0), (i/sqrt(2), i/sqrt(2)), (i/sqrt(2), -i/sqrt(2)), (-1/sqrt(2), -1/sqrt(2)), (-1/sqrt(2), 1/sqrt(2)), (-i/sqrt(2), i/sqrt(2)) < 1153963249 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: doing lots at the same time. < 1153963255 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Probably missed some :P < 1153963256 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope_: Huh? < 1153963262 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But, gtg < 1153963265 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Chatzilla 0.9.73 [Firefox 1.5.0.2/0000000000]" < 1153963307 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor: The number of states that can be manipulated at once goes up exponentially with the number of qubits. < 1153963317 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I see. < 1153963332 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If you put something into a superposition of every basis state, then apply some function to it... < 1153963334 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But, what's the advantage to the different number of states? < 1153963353 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Each one represents a binary number. Like |01001>. < 1153963371 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So with 5 qubits, you can apply the function to the range [0..31] simultaneously. < 1153963374 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Aha! < 1153963383 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I see. < 1153963401 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now the lightbulb goes off, and she becomes a believer. :) < 1153963401 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What operations does QBF allow? < 1153963405 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Er, on. < 1153963406 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hehehe. < 1153963430 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And with QC, you can access some of the weirder parts of quantum physics. Like entanglement. < 1153963435 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hadamard gate, controlled-V gate, swap. < 1153963441 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The bits don't have to be indpendent of each other. < 1153963450 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Uh.... :P. < 1153963460 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Using probabilities instead of those godawful magnitudes, let's say you have... < 1153963461 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The Hadamard gate and controlled-V gates have their own matricies, I gather? < 1153963476 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: well, just don't thing of them apart. And yes, they have their own matrices. < 1153963494 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :10% |00> + 20% |01> + 30% |10> + 40% |11>. < 1153963515 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :100%! Woohoo! I can count! < 1153963521 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Instead of two (|0> + |1>)/sqrt(2) that have to be the same, you can just have (|00> + |11>)/sqrt(2). < 1153963541 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Better example, ihope. I yield to you. < 1153963545 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So if the probability of two qubits is the same, they're considered to be the same qubit? < 1153963576 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, when you have two or more qubits, you can't consider them in isolation. < 1153963598 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :In ihope's case, whatever the first bit is observed to be, the second bit will NECESSARILY be also. < 1153963615 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, I understand. < 1153963619 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :In my case, observing one bit will alter the probability state of the other bit. < 1153963636 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If you've taken a stats class, this should all be simple enough. ;) < 1153963638 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Physically though, you can only view one of the two, no? < 1153963658 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nah, you can view any one of them. Ideally, at least. < 1153963665 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :At the same time? < 1153963692 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Probably. And the probability of each outcome is determined, again, by the overall matrix. < 1153963702 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah. Ok. < 1153963715 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So for ihope, there's a 50-50 chance of seeing |00> or |11>. But you will NOT get |10> or |01>. < 1153963744 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I see. < 1153963773 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But if physically you only see one of the two, what's the point of them having the same probability other than to confuse? < 1153963813 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, ihope's case is more to give you a feel of how it works. < 1153963823 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mmmkay. < 1153963833 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't think it would occur in a practical algorithm. < 1153963861 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, it doesen't seem *too* complicated... if that's all there is to it.... < 1153963880 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :At a very high, abstract, I-don't-care-about-the-very-complicated-physics level. < 1153963889 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, the math concepts are pretty easy. The challenge is designing algorithms for it. < 1153963901 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Seems like a perfect job for the Esolang community. < 1153963922 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And, of course, there's the hardware level. They think 7 qubits is an accomplishment. They factored 15. < 1153964019 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor: Yeah, that could be a good field of study. < 1153964037 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Certainly more fruitful than "How many ways can we encode Brainf***?" X-D < 1153964053 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hahahaha :P. < 1153964074 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, 7 qubits is better than binary for sure. < 1153964075 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : like a perfect job for the Esolang community. < 1153964075 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :[20:31] And, of course, there's the hardware level. They think 7 qubits is an accomplish < 1153964094 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Whoa. Did I paste that? < 1153964100 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, you did :P. < 1153964116 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sorry. Need to not play with ctrl-C while this window is open. ^^;;; < 1153964123 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heh. < 1153964131 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is the QBF interpreter ready yet? < 1153964148 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wait a second... hmmmm... < 1153964151 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :How does QBF syntax look? < 1153964165 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :A lot like BF. < 1153964173 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I gathered that much :P. < 1153964178 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But with ! and % and & and such. < 1153964184 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But I mean..., you don't have a ``tape'' here do you? < 1153964208 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It works on a "tape" of qubits. < 1153964213 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yep. < 1153964218 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :All initialized at |0> ? < 1153964226 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :All initialized to |1>. < 1153964229 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah. < 1153964236 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :How many qubits at once? < 1153964238 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: Any reason for that instead of |0>? < 1153964239 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just one? < 1153964262 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, the qubits can be entangled, as in a single register. < 1153964266 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AndrewNP: well, it might actually be impossible to create a NOT gate. < 1153964301 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh right. 'Cause of the controls. Do they make "inverse-controlled" gates? < 1153964307 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But it's possible to get a CNOT, so it starts with |1> so people can use that. < 1153964336 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And they don't make gates wholesale. :-) < 1153964361 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heh. I meant, like, physically and mathically speaking. < 1153964366 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So You can invert one way but not the other? < 1153964369 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mathically :P. < 1153964408 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, controlled gates only work if there's a |1> bit somewhere. < 1153964430 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Like, if bit one = 1, do THIS to bit two. < 1153964443 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's a convenient way to entangle two qubits. < 1153964533 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Entangle? < 1153964536 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P. < 1153964547 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Make their states codependent. < 1153964556 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :How would you do that? < 1153964564 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :By changing the probabilities? < 1153964594 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Pretty much. Controlled gates change |10> and |11> without touching |00> or |01>. < 1153964627 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, if we have multiple qubits, then we use |00> and such as basis states instead of |0> and such. < 1153964642 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mmmkay. < 1153964651 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I feel happy with my now-new-knowledge in fancy lingo. < 1153964666 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And somewhat-simple math. < 1153964724 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The problem with bra-ket notation is that it can be tricky to tell | and 1 apart :- < 1153964732 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/:-/:-)/ < 1153964752 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :My font sees it fine, heh. < 1153964785 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :How is input handled? < 1153964794 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :In QBF, or just in general? < 1153964821 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Both :). < 1153964824 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: I mean when writing them down. I tend to write both the same, except with | a bit longer. < 1153964837 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah. < 1153964849 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I write the 1 with the extra appendage up top. < 1153964893 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :In QBF, you take a classical bit from cin and write it to the current qubit. Right? < 1153964909 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AndrewNP: that's one way of doing it. < 1153964913 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So then, you're manipulating 8 qubits, I imagine? < 1153964924 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: why 8? < 1153964939 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well... ASCII input.... < 1153964958 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh. < 1153965038 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Eh, I guess you could handle it like that BIT language, where it reads in the character 1 bit at a time... < 1153965053 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The only problem is, since it's ASCII, you'd never get a 1 for the high bit. < 1153965087 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If you give it Unicode, you could. < 1153965112 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or if you only limit it to 7 qubits.... < 1153965122 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Which seems physically possible, at least.) < 1153965178 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, I don't think you have to limit the qubits -- since you can write the input one bit at a time. < 1153965198 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Like BoolF. < 1153965218 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Right. Maybe you could just discard every 8th bit...? < 1153965308 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, that would also be quite painful. < 1153965317 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :More so than it already is with matricies :P. < 1153965375 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :True. I guess you could just live with the always-zeroed bit. < 1153965394 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The bigger concern would be actually writing it. Since you'd probably have to observe and collapse the qubit first. < 1153965425 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So that it'd be in a pure state that could be flipped. < 1153965426 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Um... < 1153965442 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If you want to write to a qubit, discard it and get a new one :-) < 1153965462 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But what would that do to the existing state vector? < 1153965472 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wanna make sure whatever happens is physically possible. < 1153965482 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If, God forbid, QBF becomes *the* language for QCs. < 1153965485 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You can't flip non-collapsed qubits? < 1153965498 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, if we have enough algorithms, it'll probably be used in the beginning. < 1153965507 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, you could, but you wouldn't have a guaranteed |0> or |1>. < 1153965512 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: nah, something like QPL would be used. < 1153965516 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :QPL? < 1153965533 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You can throw away qubits just by keeping them somewhere safe. < 1153965587 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hm... I guess that could work. As long as you don't observe it, the probabilities of the other qubits should stay the same, < 1153965605 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yep. < 1153965728 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But if you did a lot of input, you'd end up with a lot of discarded qubits. And would it even be *possible* to swap qubits out of a register? < 1153965768 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You can move qubits out of a register by physically transporting them, or by using quantum teleportation. < 1153965814 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, but could you do that without totally disrupting the rest of the register, is my question. < 1153965836 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes. < 1153965855 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Eh, if you say so. I'm not the physics... knowing... guy here. < 1153965876 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Unless all the stuff I know about observing quantum states is wrong. Not that I know much... < 1153965916 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :.... Quantum teleportation? < 1153965927 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Doublethink time. < 1153965934 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It exists, it's always existed. < 1153965935 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes. < 1153965971 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*it has < 1153966022 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :By entangling one qubit with another, you can set it up so that the one's state can be saved to the other when you collapse it. < 1153966038 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Quantum teleportation is some weird thing that allows transmission of a qubit by transmitting two classical bits and using two entangled qubits. < 1153966067 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah. The classical bits are required if you want any information out of it, so you can't transmit at faster than the speed of light. < 1153966090 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Though... if the state of the classical bits were agreed upon beforehand, couldn't you get around that rule? < 1153966108 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You can't agree on them; they're determined by observation. < 1153966137 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just like you can't have two people agree on the result of flipping a coin. < 1153966151 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ohhh. K then. I'll have to reread that part. < 1153966199 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah. Got it. So never mind then. < 1153966243 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes. Doublethink it is. < 1153966269 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's a bit weird at first, but it makes sense in terms of entanglement. < 1153966275 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Uh.... < 1153966278 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :All you're doing is moving the entangled qubits apart. < 1153966282 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You change the probabilities and they teleport? < 1153966293 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :How can you ``move'' a qubit, first of all? < 1153966298 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The only thing you're "teleporting" is the state of the qubit. < 1153966304 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You're not actually moving anything physical. < 1153966305 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hell, I don't even know what a qubit physically represents :P. < 1153966315 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Neither do most physicists. ;) < 1153966328 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Orwell has given me a great tool to understand all of this. < 1153966333 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Thank you Mr. Orwell, now..... < 1153966335 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Seriously, they still get into fist fights with philosophers of science about it. < 1153966341 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or maybe I made that up. < 1153966368 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So..., magically, real bits with real values and qubits have their probabilities change, and they swap like magic? < 1153966425 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not magic. But doublethink. < 1153966555 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, I still don't get how it works, math-wise. But rest assured, when the one qubit gets observed, the other collapses into a state equivalent to that of the first. < 1153966579 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So... the entire tape fills up with qubits of the same value? < 1153966608 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well... that's what happens when you do quantum teleportation. < 1153966640 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is there a quantum teleportation operation in QBF? < 1153966649 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There's a swap operator. < 1153966673 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But does that turn every qubit on the tape to the same value as the current qubit? < 1153966684 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What? No. No-ho. < 1153966685 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nope; it just swaps two qubits. < 1153966688 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or is the qubit only collapsed when you output it? < 1153966690 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh. < 1153966704 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Outputting can collapse a qubit, and loops always do. < 1153966712 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You could probably construct quantum teleportation in QBF. < 1153966732 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I would assume so. If your gates are computationally complete, which I think I saw some citation saying they are. < 1153966785 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe that'd be a good program. Combine QBF with classical BoolF to simulate teleportation? < 1153966791 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :............ < 1153966804 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I still don't understand the exact process behind a teleportation..... < 1153966809 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Neither do I. < 1153966821 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So how can you make QBF do it? < 1153966856 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I can't, but somebody else probably could :-P < 1153966861 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Probably. ^^ < 1153966869 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :How did I know you'd say that? :P. < 1153966892 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You guessed? < 1153966899 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You'd need to entangle the qubits, observe one, and somehow use its state to control what is done to the other. < 1153966903 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes. < 1153966922 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Can't you make a loop do that? < 1153966934 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*Maybe*[21:17] Nope; it just swaps two qubits. < 1153966934 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :[21:17] Or is the qubit only collapsed when you output it? < 1153966934 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :[21:17] Oh. < 1153966943 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What the...? < 1153966949 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Uh..... < 1153966961 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION ignores the fact that she seems to be in each of those pastes. < 1153966964 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm? :-P < 1153966978 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION kills the hypersensitive Insert key. < 1153966992 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Anyway, it SHOULD be possible to make a loop do what needs to be done. < 1153967008 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I can imagine it, kinda. < 1153967031 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The only trick would be moving the pointer to a pure |0> so that it doesn't repeat the operation. < 1153967035 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But that's easy. :) < 1153967058 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, with quantum teleportation, it'd be "easy" to construct a quantum network. < 1153967083 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Woo. More lingo. < 1153967088 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :With quantum foo, it'd be "easy" to bar. :p < 1153967102 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Are there any other quantum programming languages out there? < 1153967111 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Other than QBF and QPL? < 1153967117 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What's QPL? < 1153967132 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nevermind. < 1153967139 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.google.com/search?q=Quantum+programming+language < 1153967140 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::-) < 1153967158 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think QBF is a first generation QPL. ;) < 1153967178 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That scares me, to tell you the truth. < 1153967196 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why is it scary? < 1153967197 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe there isn't a language called QPL. < 1153967200 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :At least we're doing something useful. < 1153967211 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_programming_language < 1153967216 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wikipedia says there is. < 1153967217 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I must have been thinking of QCL. < 1153967223 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But I'm not finding a spec. < 1153967232 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Who cares. We have QBF. < 1153967244 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And I can doublethink myself into assuming it's all possible and existable. < 1153967250 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So it's all good ;). < 1153967256 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Then again, do we really NEED quantum-specific languages beyond the assembly level? < 1153967271 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Seems you could just have the compiler optimize quantum-efficient algorithms. Maybe. < 1153967277 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do we really NEED classical programming languages beyond the assembly level? < 1153967282 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;). < 1153967330 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, no, I mean, we can avoid the quantum nastiness. Keep the high-level languages classical, and let the compiler take care of the quantum stuff. < 1153967359 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :At some peoint, algorithms probably need to be changed. < 1153967361 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I can't imagine your average monkey-suited coder wants to learn complex linear algebra just to factor a number. ;) < 1153967362 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh. < 1153967373 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You can simulate a classical computer, but I don't think it'll be as effecient. < 1153967387 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, if your compiler can completely rewrite algorithms... < 1153967388 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, why not AndrewNP ? < 1153967407 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Finally! The end of the Silicon Valley army of Coders-With-No-Heart! < 1153967410 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AndrewNP: The average code-monkey doesn't even want to learn basic arithmetic. < 1153967440 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: LOL! Good call. < 1153967487 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jeez. I'm in *high school*, and I know more then a code-monkey could ever hope to learn. < 1153967510 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm in high school too, ya know. < 1153967521 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Which is why I'm using doublethink to quell my curiosity. < 1153967546 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: Okay, so it was a stupid idea and I apologize. But how well is this quantum stuff going to mesh with all our existing languages...? < 1153967564 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I can see it now: "import java.quantum.*;" < 1153967582 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because Java will not die, as much as it may deserve to. < 1153967587 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm just saying that, even with the math knowledge from high school math, it is p[ossible to know much, much more then a code-monkey. . . < 1153967609 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, there are ways to combine quantum stuff with current languages. < 1153967621 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, I have a nice advantage. < 1153967625 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm horribly stubborn. < 1153967644 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But oddly enough, quantum stuff at base seems to be imperative. < 1153967649 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So, if I don't understand something, either I'll spend many of my 22 hours searching for how to understand something, or badger someone to death until they tell me. < 1153967697 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: That's fairly normal in my experience. ;p < 1153967719 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Most high-schoolers want to do this weird thing called ``sleep'' when they're done with homework and studying. < 1153967729 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah just duhn anderstund. < 1153967760 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And most high-schoolers want to do this weird thing called "studying". Why bother? I know more then the teacher already! :p < 1153967768 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heh. < 1153967786 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just remember, kids: if they knew anything about the subject, they wouldn't be stuck in a teaching job! :) < 1153967808 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Indeed. < 1153967851 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heh. < 1153968220 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, I think I'm gonna call it a night. You guys -- and lady :) -- stay classy out there. < 1153968229 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"See ya!" < 1153969615 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Back. < 1153969625 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have a few more questions about QBF, if someone wants to entertain me. < 1153969650 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ask away. < 1153969678 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What does QBF output when the probabilities aren't totally certain? < 1153969684 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Output the most likely one, or error out? < 1153969725 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or output using a weighted distribution? < 1153969848 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, I think the current distribution chooses randomly. < 1153969859 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not even weighted? < 1153969862 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/distribution/implementation/ (common typo, eh?) < 1153969865 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And it's weighted. < 1153969871 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah. OK. < 1153969874 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Cool-z. < 1153969965 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And what's the matrix for a Hadamard gate? < 1153970039 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :[1 1] < 1153970041 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :[1 -1] < 1153970051 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Divided by the square root of two. < 1153970123 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mmmkay. < 1153970157 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now. Time to pursue my semi-useful idea. < 1153970170 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh yeah, and where can you get this awesome piece of interpreter from, and what's it written in? < 1153970215 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's written in Python, and it's probably at the file archive. < 1153970259 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/files/qbf/impl/ < 1153970283 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oooh-ness. < 1153970340 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Semi-useful idea? < 1153970342 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Blasphemy. < 1153970377 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I know. < 1153970386 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(|useful> + |not useful>)/sqrt(2) < 1153970386 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's an idea I got from my Statistics final. < 1153970425 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Statistics == Math for a business major. < 1153970434 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AKA pure bullshit. < 1153970441 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But it gave me a nifty idea. < 1153970451 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm? < 1153970457 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Our teacher allowed us a letter-paper page front-and-back of notes. < 1153970480 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You're lucky. My algebra teacher only gave me an index card for notes. < 1153970493 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So, a thought struck me at making a form of condensed English that's human readable and reproducable. < 1153970497 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Notes? Bah, humbug. . . < 1153970508 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's a summer course with a nice teacher. < 1153970509 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I stuffed it full of formulas and only used one. < 1153970514 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :My teachers have never given me notes in the past. < 1153970519 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*let me used notes. < 1153970520 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: Got it already. I'll try making a document to explain it for you. < 1153970529 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Huh? < 1153970533 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You made one? < 1153970538 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes. < 1153970544 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Boredom inspired. ;) < 1153970549 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Can it reproduce mathematical formulae? < 1153970607 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I can't help but think that making a formula any more condensed and it won't be understandable. . . < 1153970621 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Unless, of course, you don't mind postfix notation. :p < 1153970638 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Lemme see. < 1153970648 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I was thinking of implementing a functional style notation to represent mathematical operations. < 1153970657 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm. < 1153970665 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now that could be interesting. < 1153970674 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, it's easy to condense and read. < 1153970705 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I was also going to condense the most common English polygraphs. < 1153970725 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ps, th, ch, ough, ead, ae, and others. < 1153970730 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Needs some time and analysis. < 1153970737 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What I produced was simply a very condensed writing system for English, taking advantage of the fact that 'nglsh 's vr rdbl whn wrttn 's 'n 'bjd. < 1153970775 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I was thinking of omitting vowels, but I wasn't sure. < 1153970784 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or simply implying glide using an accent on the consonant. < 1153970794 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That, alone, makes it much shorter. . . < 1153970803 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Like `a can represent ae. < 1153970810 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or `f can represent fe. < 1153970820 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Of course, the accent is on top of the letter.) < 1153970841 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I made my writing system so that I can write each characters using one stroke on the paper, so that I can write in it much faster. . . < 1153970847 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Probably not something you need. < 1153970862 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :My requirement is that it must be TeX-symbol compatible. < 1153970878 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Handywrite does shorthand well enough. < 1153970887 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's new graphomes entirely. < 1153970898 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Pretty much, it's my own, personal shorthand. ;) < 1153970899 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, this must be printable by a computer. < 1153970909 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because a computer can get a lot more condensed than my hand can ;). < 1153970938 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm capable of writing stuff that's very small. . . < 1153970953 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm not, heh. < 1153970958 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Roughly 9pt font, I believe. < 1153970975 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's double worse because I'm a girl X_X. < 1153970977 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*doubly < 1153970995 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why's that? < 1153971005 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because girls must have good handwriting. It's social stigma. < 1153971019 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :-_-' < 1153971024 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Exactly. < 1153971036 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not that I care that much, but it's a good asset to have >_>. < 1153971055 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think that being a good typist is a much more useful skill, personally. < 1153971069 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I was thinking of borrowing Greek letters too, but mathematical functions use those. < 1153971079 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It maybe more concise to use global Greek letters. < 1153971086 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :People are *impressed* by me typing at 70 wpm. :/ < 1153971089 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So maybe Hebrew, if TeX supports it by default. < 1153971096 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I type at 130.... heh. < 1153971127 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I've got fat fingers, which sort of slows my typing speed; need to go back and correct myself. < 1153971158 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There are some advantages to having ``dainty'' hands :P. < 1153971176 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I use an IBM Model M all the same. < 1153971177 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Apparently. < 1153971204 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm thinking about learning Dvorak sometime. . . < 1153971211 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :'Tis nifty. < 1153971212 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I like it. < 1153971233 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also. . . I WANNA BUCKLING SPRING! :'( < 1153971234 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::p < 1153971280 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hehehe. < 1153971285 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's reeeeaaaalllyyy nice. < 1153971291 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I love buckling springs. < 1153971306 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now, if I can get a Dvorak buckling spring keyboard, I'll be incredibly happy. < 1153971326 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :IBM Model M's can be rearranged. < 1153971335 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Except the home keys will lose their little indentation.) < 1153971448 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :qId rather not do xmodmap for it. < 1153971451 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Grr. < 1153971480 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't use xmodmap, I load the keymap itself. < 1153971482 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But vatever. < 1153971531 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Remind me to stab whoever thought that mapping xoff to C-a s was a good idea, please. < 1153971624 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's so easy to accidently hit C-a s when trying to type just C-a. . . < 1153971654 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And, since you don't really notice it, you just think that the screen session locked up on you. < 1153971666 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :-_-' < 1153971781 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I use Emacs binds, so meh. < 1153971841 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm thinking of also using tense modifiers in the condensed English. < 1153971849 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Screen can do Emacs binds? < 1153971853 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :T3h shweet. < 1153971922 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh. I rebound screen to the character C-z. < 1153971934 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah. . . < 1153971944 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because Emacs uses C-a for beginning-of-line. < 1153971969 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I've gotten used to doing C-a a. . . < 1153972001 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just too lazy to figure out what to do to my .screenrc. ;) < 1153973020 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Raar < 1153973059 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :EgoBot going down for upgrades. < 1153973085 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!reload < 1153973086 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1153973097 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm. . . < 1153973109 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, you can't use !reload < 1153973119 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm thinking about doing a presentation on esoteric languages for the local LUG. . . < 1153973540 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do the upgrades include a QBF thing? < 1153973606 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, but that's the least notable part :P < 1153973614 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is it? < 1153973631 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Can you give me the URL so I don't have to dig? :P < 1153973642 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The most significant part if I ever get it working is persistent daemons. < 1153973650 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/files/qbf/impl/ < 1153973685 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But shouldn't you wait for the restart-for-upgrades until you've actually finished them? :-P < 1153973730 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I finished it, it just doesn't work. < 1153973766 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If it doesn't work, then how is it finished? < 1153973775 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :OK, lemme put it this way: < 1153973778 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wrote the code, but it's buggy. < 1153973811 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Eh, time to go to Sleepyland. < 1153973848 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"I don't suppose you're an honorary Sleepyhead too..." < 1153975565 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Almost got it working ... < 1153975619 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Working :) < 1153975622 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :helo < 1153975642 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: qbf! egobot! < 1153975648 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Done. < 1153975654 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf . < 1153975659 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Plus persistent daemons. < 1153975665 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, let's not patiently let it reload. < 1153975679 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf . < 1153975680 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf . < 1153975680 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf . < 1153975680 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf . < 1153975680 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf . < 1153975703 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it doesn't work!!! < 1153975705 0 :EgoBot!n=EgoBot@c-24-21-138-66.hsd1.mn.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153975722 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps d < 1153975724 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 EgoBot: daemon repeater reload < 1153975726 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 GregorR: ps < 1153975731 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Watch this, this is amazing. < 1153975732 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf . < 1153975734 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 < 1153975738 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf . < 1153975738 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That daemon was of course killed on the last run. < 1153975742 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 < 1153975745 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I already told it Line 1 and Line 2. < 1153975746 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But look: < 1153975747 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf %. < 1153975749 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!repeater Line 3 < 1153975750 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 < 1153975752 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Line 1 < 1153975754 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Line 2 < 1153975756 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf %. < 1153975758 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 < 1153975760 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf %. < 1153975764 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :0 < 1153975766 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Persistent daemons. < 1153975767 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :WOOHOO!!!! < 1153975768 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Damn right. < 1153975775 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!undaemon repeater < 1153975779 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Process 1 killed. < 1153975798 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf %!!%# < 1153975802 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Whoops, one more quickfix. < 1153975805 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!reload < 1153975805 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Client Quit < 1153975837 0 :EgoBot!n=EgoBot@c-24-21-138-66.hsd1.mn.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1153975878 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: can you do one change to the interpreter < 1153975903 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: in qbf.py on line 89 add a , at the end of the line < 1153975922 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so that debug info is shown in one line and displayed in the channel < 1153975935 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :also delete line 86 < 1153975939 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :for the same reason < 1153976012 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but only after you change line 89, or you'll change the wrong line 89 :) < 1153976049 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Um < 1153976053 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Line 89 is a comment ... < 1153976081 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sorry, i guess i changed the interpreter without telling anybody < 1153976088 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :by line 89 i mean < 1153976089 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :print '%.2f' % (abs(memory.contents[i])**2), < 1153976099 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(note the added comma at the end) < 1153976101 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :OK, comma is there. < 1153976105 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and by line 86 i mean < 1153976106 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :print < 1153976116 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Okidoke, it is done. < 1153976119 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :thanks < 1153976125 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf %!!%# < 1153976128 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :|00> 0.00 |10> 0.00 |01> 1.00 |11> 0.00 < 1153976133 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yay < 1153976144 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(or something) < 1153976162 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So, persistent daemons ^^ < 1153976172 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nobody but me realizes how cool this is. < 1153976176 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nope < 1153976188 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :quantum brainfuck, on the other hand!... < 1153976196 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1153976200 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now we could, for example, implement a daemon to store memos to eachother with no fear of losing them. < 1153976208 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or, at least, much less fear. < 1153976226 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf # < 1153976228 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :|00> 0.00 |10> 0.00 |01> 0.00 |11> 1.00 < 1153976234 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf %# < 1153976236 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :|00> 0.00 |10> 0.00 |01> 0.50 |11> 0.50 < 1153976248 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :erk < 1153976253 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :erk < 1153976254 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Erk what? That seems right. < 1153976259 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no but < 1153976280 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the ordering of the states is the reverse of what it should be < 1153976284 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :gah < 1153976292 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah, I see. < 1153976296 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, should be 00 01 10 11 < 1153976300 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not 00 10 01 11 < 1153976312 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it just has the strings reversed < 1153976327 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Woahwaitwha? < 1153976330 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wait, it doesn't < 1153976336 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION is an idiot < 1153976340 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :They seem to be right X-P < 1153976345 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well < 1153976355 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the problem is < 1153976377 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the direction of the memory tape is to the right < 1153976385 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but the direction in which binary numbers "grow" is to the left < 1153976393 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so when i add a third qubit < 1153976411 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it will show up on the wrong side < 1153976420 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf >>%# < 1153976424 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :|000> 0.00 |100> 0.00 |010> 0.00 |110> 0.50 |001> 0.00 |101> 0.00 |011> 0.00 |111> 0.50 < 1153976438 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah, right is left, left is right. < 1153976445 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :right < 1153976449 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Left. < 1153976453 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :same thing. < 1153976476 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so the trick is to think of these |x> things as pieces of Brainfuck memory tape < 1153976479 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :not binary numbers < 1153976490 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :011 means 3 memory cells that contain 0,1,1 < 1153976531 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf %>%>%# < 1153976534 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :|000> 0.12 |100> 0.12 |010> 0.12 |110> 0.12 |001> 0.12 |101> 0.12 |011> 0.12 |111> 0.12 < 1153976582 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh < 1153976596 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :| could mean "start of tape" and > "the direction in which the tape can grow < 1153976599 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :|000> < 1153976664 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf CNOT %!%# < 1153976668 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :|00> 0.00 |10> 0.00 |01> 0.50 |11> 0.50 < 1153976707 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i mean half a cnot < 1153976721 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf %!%%# < 1153976724 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :|00> 0.00 |10> 0.00 |01> 0.50 |11> 0.50 < 1153976732 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf %!%%%# < 1153976736 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :|00> 0.00 |10> 0.00 |01> 0.50 |11> 0.50 < 1153976740 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf %!%%%%# < 1153976744 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :|00> 0.00 |10> 0.00 |01> 0.50 |11> 0.50 < 1153976760 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf %!# < 1153976764 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :|00> 0.00 |10> 0.00 |01> 0.50 |11> 0.50 < 1153976775 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf %!>%# < 1153976778 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :|00> 0.25 |10> 0.25 |01> 0.25 |11> 0.25 < 1153976795 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf %!>%.<.# < 1153976798 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 0 |00> 0.00 |10> 0.00 |01> 1.00 |11> 0.00 < 1153976804 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf %!>%.<. < 1153976808 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 0 < 1153976813 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION stops spamming < 1153977141 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wait, no i don't < 1153977161 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf mwahahahahahahahahhaaaaaa>>>>>>>>>>>>>># < 1153977175 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :|000000000000000> 0.00 |100000000000000> 0.00 |010000000000000> 0.00 |110000000000000> 0.00 |001000000000000> 0.00 |101000000000000> 0.00 |011000000000000> 0.00 |111000000000000> 0.00 |000100000000000> 0.00 |100100000000000> 0.00 |010100000000000> 0.00 |110100000000000> 0.00 |001100000000000> 0.00 |101100000000000> 0.00 |011100000000000> 0.00 |111100000000000> 0.00 |000010000000 < 1153977190 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :aww < 1153977262 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the complete output is ~750 KB < 1153977376 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Committed latest egobot to files archive. < 1153978531 0 :thematrixeatsyou!n=leet@222-152-165-234.jetstream.xtra.co.nz JOIN :#esoteric < 1153978676 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(((((((((())))))))))(()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()())((()()()()())((())(())(())(())(())(())(())(()))(()()()()()()()))((()()()()()()()()())(())()()()()()()()) < 1153978686 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :made yet another new esolang < 1153978710 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the above says "HI" < 1153978736 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's called RETURN. want it on the wiki? no implementation yet but I'll get onto it. < 1153979506 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :By far the most exciting part of quantum computing is not that we're advancing science, but the fact that you get to say ``Hadamard'' in your head when thinking about programming. < 1153979515 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's almost as cool a name as ``Backus-Naur''. < 1153979839 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Come on. Don't you all agree? < 1153979847 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You know you do. < 1153979939 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wtf < 1153979953 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What? < 1153980239 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that was weird what you put before < 1153980258 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :then again, the (((((((((())))))))))(()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()())((()()()()())((())(())(())(())(())(())(())(()))(()()()()()()()))((()()()()()()()()())(())()()()()()()()) would ring a wtf < 1153980447 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, ``Backus-Naur'' is just an awesome cool name. < 1153980575 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yah < 1153980599 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mr. Hadamard Backus-Naur would be better < 1153980735 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah. < 1153980764 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION considers writing a persistent daemon to manage the contest. < 1153980814 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, we need a voting mechanism. < 1153980819 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :In some language or the other. < 1153981240 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Glass :P < 1153981330 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If we're doing it in Glass, I want to make it look as much like disfigured smilies as possible. < 1153981331 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P. < 1153981347 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Although I was thinking of an INTERCAL version. < 1153981410 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1153981417 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!help < 1153981421 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :help ps kill i eof flush show ls bf_txtgen usertrig daemon undaemon < 1153981423 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1l 2l adjust axo bch bf{8,[16],32,64} funge93 fyb fybs glass glypho kipple lambda lazyk linguine malbolge pbrain qbf rail rhotor sadol sceql trigger udage01 unlambda whirl < 1153981426 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION doesn't recall whether he even has INTERCAL on the bot ... < 1153981434 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Apparently not. < 1153981435 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :INTERCAL is pretty large. < 1153981448 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's not a turing tarpit, unlike most of those. < 1153981478 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :INTERCAL forces you to think in... interesting ways, so it's fun. < 1153981483 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hey gregor < 1153981513 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I've been meaning to make a BF interpreter in INTERCAL, but I'm too lazy to do it as of now :P. < 1153981538 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm not sure if the INTERCAL compiler dynamically allocates arrays either, because dynamic arrays are a total *pain* in INTERCAL. < 1153981541 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :let me introduce to you this weird-ass language: < 1153981542 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://esoteric.voxelperfect.net/wiki/RETURN < 1153981673 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hm, is there an INTERCAL interpreter? < 1153981689 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm not sure. < 1153981698 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I use the standard C-INTERCAL compiler. < 1153981723 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You'll also have to implement the standard library in it. < 1153981759 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :To work in EgoBot, needs an interpreter. < 1153981775 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mmmm. Maybe I'll make one. < 1153981780 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What're the interpreters written in? C++? < 1153981790 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think C and C++ < 1153981796 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i know one's in C < 1153981802 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Anything. < 1153981805 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh? < 1153981807 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :thematrixeatsyou: "The memory allocation is the same as in Brainfuck: 8-bits, planar." - that is wrong < 1153981811 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Doesn't matter. < 1153981819 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"The only symbols used are the two standard brackets ( and )" ... these aren't brackets. < 1153981819 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :thematrixeatsyou: brainfuck never specifies what the memory allocation is. < 1153981823 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :How does it work? VM? < 1153981831 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ok lament, what should it read? < 1153981834 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: They are in some countries. < 1153981836 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: Heww no, fork and exec. < 1153981848 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh :P. < 1153981852 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :they are brackets < 1153981857 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmn < 1153981869 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION never knew they were called brackets anywhere. < 1153981871 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :In America they're called parentheses. < 1153981898 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :in new zealand, britain, australia, and virtually all of europe they're called brackets. < 1153981901 0 :Eidolos!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heh, "round brackets" < 1153981909 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, round brackets. < 1153981913 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because ] are also brackets. < 1153981930 0 :Eidolos!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes. [ and ] are brackets, ( and ) are parentheses, { and } are braces, < and > are angle brackets, etc. < 1153981946 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hey it's eidolos < 1153981951 0 :Eidolos!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hay < 1153981955 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what i mean by memory allocation is that the memory works the same way < 1153981964 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hoy < 1153981983 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :then change the : to , < 1153982022 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :your language seems a bit too much like brainfuck < 1153982040 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Eidolos: write me a quantum brainfuck program! < 1153982057 0 :Eidolos!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I know virtually nothing about quantum mechanics. Sorry. < 1153982058 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I should write a QBF program. < 1153982066 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now that I know t3h basics. < 1153982084 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So, my list of possible states ... at all accurate? < 1153982120 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf ,%. < 1153982124 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, whoops. < 1153982126 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P. < 1153982132 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1153982135 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 Razor-X: qbf < 1153982137 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i guess the boring way to do that would be to implement the standard logic gates (you can just solve for them, it's easy) and then you can write any non-quantum program < 1153982137 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 Razor-X: ps < 1153982138 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Whoops why? < 1153982142 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I asked it for input. < 1153982147 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Can you do that in Egobot? < 1153982152 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!help i < 1153982155 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Use: i Function: send input to a process < 1153982191 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 a < 1153982193 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :erk i guess solving for them is not _that_ easy, but still doable < 1153982201 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 \n < 1153982201 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hahaha :D. < 1153982206 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Aha. < 1153982207 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Please enter 1 or 0: Traceback (most recent call last): < 1153982209 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : File "./qbf/qbf.py", line 55, in ? < 1153982223 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1153982244 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf ,%. < 1153982254 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 1 < 1153982264 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 \n < 1153982269 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Please enter 1 or 0: 1 < 1153982279 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Alright. that obviously died :D. < 1153982283 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1153982290 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Looks like it worked... < 1153982291 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1153982293 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Please enter 1 or 0:" is the input prompt < 1153982295 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1153982295 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 GregorR: ps < 1153982297 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 thematrixeatsyou: ps < 1153982299 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :to which i entered 1 < 1153982307 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and then it happened to also output 1 < 1153982311 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, I got a PM with an error in it. < 1153982323 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :because you didn't enter 1 or 0 like it asks to. < 1153982323 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : i = int(i) ValueError: invalid literal for int(): a < 1153982331 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh < 1153982331 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :. < 1153982332 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf ,%. < 1153982335 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 1\n < 1153982341 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Please enter 1 or 0: 0 < 1153982351 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :now i entered 1 again, but it output 0. < 1153982372 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf ,%# < 1153982378 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 1\n < 1153982383 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Please enter 1 or 0: |00> 0.00 |10> 0.00 |01> 0.50 |11> 0.50 < 1153982391 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does it operate on the same tape head? < 1153982398 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :does what operate on what? < 1153982402 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/head// < 1153982429 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :who which? < 1153982453 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :there's only one tape < 1153982462 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I mean both of the QBF programs. < 1153982485 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you mean if you run two at once? < 1153982504 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If you run two, one after the other. < 1153982521 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no. < 1153982523 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's two separate instances of the interpreter. < 1153982525 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that would be hell. < 1153982534 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You'd have to implement multiprocessing in QBF first :P < 1153982534 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the tape is always initialized to all 1s < 1153982536 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ok, good. < 1153982547 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :like this: < 1153982550 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf # < 1153982553 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :|00> 0.00 |10> 0.00 |01> 0.00 |11> 1.00 < 1153982587 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(the visible part of the tape is 2 qubits long before you start moving the pointer) < 1153982591 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :When you give it a `0' for input, you're setting the cell to 00 ? < 1153982601 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you're setting the cell to 0. < 1153982615 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :to |0> < 1153982621 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :|00> is the state of _two_ cells. < 1153982626 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah. Ok. < 1153982635 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It automatically uses two qubits then? < 1153982640 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes. < 1153982658 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but you can add more by moving the pointer. < 1153982658 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So if you use <, then you could set the previous qubit? < 1153982668 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf >># < 1153982671 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :|000> 0.00 |100> 0.00 |010> 0.00 |110> 0.00 |001> 0.00 |101> 0.00 |011> 0.00 |111> 1.00 < 1153982687 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :if you use <, the program will likely die. < 1153982690 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf <# < 1153982693 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf < < 1153982693 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :|00> 0.00 |10> 0.00 |01> 0.00 |11> 1.00 < 1153982702 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf <0# < 1153982702 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<# < 1153982705 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :|00> 0.00 |10> 0.00 |01> 0.00 |11> 1.00 < 1153982707 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :|00> 0.00 |10> 0.00 |01> 0.00 |11> 1.00 < 1153982720 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That sounds buggerific. < 1153982726 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Conclusion: Don't use < < 1153982738 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, don't < past the beginning of the tape. < 1153982740 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(many brainfuck implementations don't like it either) < 1153982743 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Same with BF *shrugs* < 1153982751 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(In the general case) < 1153982759 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :exactly < 1153982774 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :also don't use too many > because the memory required increases exponentially. < 1153982798 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Whoot < 1153982799 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I put a hard limit of 20 in the interpreter just in case. < 1153982825 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Adding an extra qubit makes all operations run twice as slowly. < 1153982838 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :On a real quantum computer, there would be no difference in speed. < 1153982880 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But this isn't a real quantum computer :P. < 1153982883 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Obviously.) < 1153982963 0 :cmeme!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :calvino.freenode.net irc.freenode.net < 1153983065 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION wonders why it is that it needed to slow down that much ... < 1153983079 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do you need to do anything with the rest of the qubits when you're looking at some specific one or two? < 1153983100 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: yes. < 1153983137 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hm, other than entanglement? < 1153983139 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: the operations don't work on qubits, they work on states < 1153983164 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: any operation will potentially update the probabilities of _all_ states < 1153983171 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mm. < 1153983202 0 :cmeme!n=cmeme@boa.b9.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1153983234 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :because everything could be entangled with everything else < 1153983244 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Right, right. < 1153983246 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What does ``entangled'' mean? < 1153983252 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Non-zero probability of occurring? < 1153983265 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: the state of one qubit depends on the state of another qubit. < 1153983279 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh. Makes sense. < 1153983281 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If you observe one and it's 1, and observe the other, it will be 1. < 1153983288 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And 0-0 < 1153983290 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :For sure? < 1153983295 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What determines entanglement, though? < 1153983304 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Scratch out ``For sure''.) < 1153983307 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Doesn't one of the operations cause entanglement? < 1153983333 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :&? < 1153983339 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :gtg, cya, gonna eat some dinner < 1153983343 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: here's an example < 1153983345 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It just swaps the probabilities, no? < 1153983356 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"I am NOT cooking up some RETURN to print BYE...." < 1153983369 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf >%<%!!%# < 1153983373 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :|00> 0.00 |10> 0.50 |01> 0.50 |11> 0.00 < 1153983377 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If & entangled, it'd be problematic ... < 1153983403 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: observe the final state. < 1153983411 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :|10> and |01> with equal probability. < 1153983423 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So if we observe the first qubit, and find it to be 1, that means the second one has to be 0. < 1153983444 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If we output the first qubit and then the second, the output is always either 1 0 or 0 1 < 1153983452 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf >%<%!!%.>. < 1153983455 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 0 < 1153983457 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf >%<%!!%.>. < 1153983461 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh OK, if they have equal probability. < 1153983461 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :0 1 < 1153983475 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so the state of one qubit depends on the state of the other. < 1153983491 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And if we change the state of one, that could potentially affect the state of the other one. < 1153983494 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Only if the probabilities were equal? < 1153983497 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No. < 1153983512 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :This has nothing to do with probabilities. < 1153983529 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :on the other hand, i have no idea how to make the probabilities be NOT equal. < 1153983539 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION is still not convinced quantum brainfuck is quantum-complete < 1153983541 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh I see, ! is the entanglement one. < 1153983548 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes. < 1153983550 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :With QBF, I'm not sure you can make them anything but 50/50 < 1153983558 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: exactly < 1153983569 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and if you can't, that seems to automatically mean it's not quantum-complete < 1153983570 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Which sucks :( < 1153983586 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What does "Quantum-complete" mean (to you)? < 1153983593 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm not a big fan of it anyway, because it's brainfuck-based < 1153983598 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heh < 1153983629 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it means (to me) that any valid state for the qubit register can be reached from the initial state < 1153983652 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and i think the only way to do that is by having a parametrized rotation gate < 1153983668 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The parameter would need to be infinitely specifiable ... < 1153983677 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That is, specifiable to infinite depth. < 1153983678 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :right < 1153983686 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, I agree. < 1153983698 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's possible that you don't actually need that for "quantum logic" < 1153983711 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm gonna say "probable" :) < 1153983717 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i haven't looked into what the existing quantum algorithms require < 1153983734 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but i doubt they're satisfied with 50-50 splits. < 1153983744 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, zleep for me. Somebody write a daemon that needs persistence :P < 1153983746 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*zzz* < 1153983873 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf >%<%!!%>>%<%!!%# < 1153983877 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :|000> 0.00 |100> 0.25 |010> 0.25 |110> 0.00 |001> 0.25 |101> 0.00 |011> 0.00 |111> 0.25 < 1153983894 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's a cute final state < 1153983908 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :either exactly 1 bit is on, or all three bits are on. < 1153983998 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf >%<%!!%>>%<%!!%<.>.>. < 1153984002 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 0 0 < 1153984022 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf >%<%!!%>>%<%!!%<.# < 1153984025 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :0 |000> 0.00 |100> 0.00 |010> 0.50 |110> 0.00 |001> 0.50 |101> 0.00 |011> 0.00 |111> 0.00 < 1153984058 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but observing one does not in itself destroy the entanglement of the other two. < 1153984061 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf >%<%!!%>>%<%!!%<.# < 1153984063 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :0 |000> 0.00 |100> 0.00 |010> 0.50 |110> 0.00 |001> 0.50 |101> 0.00 |011> 0.00 |111> 0.00 < 1153984070 0 :CXII!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"If you're reading this, it's probably xchat's fault." < 1153984075 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf >%<%!!%>>%<%!!%<.# < 1153984079 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :0 |000> 0.00 |100> 0.00 |010> 0.50 |110> 0.00 |001> 0.50 |101> 0.00 |011> 0.00 |111> 0.00 < 1153984081 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf >%<%!!%>>%<%!!%<.# < 1153984083 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 |000> 0.00 |100> 0.50 |010> 0.00 |110> 0.00 |001> 0.00 |101> 0.00 |011> 0.00 |111> 0.50 < 1153984101 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1153984157 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but if you observe two qubits, you will know for sure what the third one is... < 1153984277 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :note that if you observe two qubits, the third one will be XNOR of the other two < 1153984327 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(or even if you don't observe them...) < 1153984797 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So that's an interesting way to make an XNOR gate. < 1153985219 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no, it doesn't actually make an XNOR gate. < 1153985247 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :an XNOR gate would have two inputs, look at them and produce two things one of which is XNOR. < 1153985285 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and the second, presumably, one of the original inputs. < 1153985304 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(that way the operation is reversible) < 1153985368 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :eg < 1153985389 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :00 -> 10 < 1153985401 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :01 -> 11 < 1153985415 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :um, no < 1153985418 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :typo < 1153985421 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :00 -> 10 < 1153985427 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :01 -> 01 < 1153985433 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :10 -> 00 < 1153985441 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :11 -> 11 < 1153985457 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the first bit of the output is XNOR, the second doesnt change < 1153985512 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so the matrix that does that is < 1153985537 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :0 0 1 0 < 1153985544 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :0 1 0 0 < 1153985550 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 0 0 0 < 1153985554 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :0 0 0 1 < 1153985589 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If you can solve for that matrix using combinations of the ones available in QBF, you'll make a xnor gate. < 1153985634 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(that matrix probably has to be normalized) < 1153985893 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :night < 1153986162 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Thanks. < 1153986401 0 :CXI!n=Sanity@dialup-165.104.221.203.acc51-kent-syd.comindico.com.au JOIN :#esoteric < 1153987199 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :ended < 1153987200 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid JOIN :#esoteric < 1153987411 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1153987454 0 :bsmntbombdood!n=gavin@unaffiliated/bsmntbombdood JOIN :#esoteric < 1153988028 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Client Quit < 1153990549 0 :bsmntbombdood!n=gavin@unaffiliated/bsmntbombdood JOIN :#esoteric < 1153993061 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"all your basment are belong to bsmntbombdood" < 1153993750 0 :bdtg!n=root@c-bfd1e253.08-84-73746f2.cust.bredbandsbolaget.se JOIN :#esoteric < 1153994017 0 :bdtg!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!help < 1153994021 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :help ps kill i eof flush show ls bf_txtgen usertrig daemon undaemon < 1153994023 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1l 2l adjust axo bch bf{8,[16],32,64} funge93 fyb fybs glass glypho kipple lambda lazyk linguine malbolge pbrain qbf rail rhotor sadol sceql trigger udage01 unlambda whirl < 1153994092 0 :bdtg!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf >,----------[>,----------]++++++++++++++++++++++<[<]>[++++++++++.[>----------------------]+>]<[[-]<] < 1153994099 0 :bdtg!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1153994103 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 bdtg: bf < 1153994105 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 bdtg: ps < 1153994113 0 :bdtg!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 just testing this thing < 1153994142 0 :bdtg!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!help !i < 1153994145 0 :bdtg!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!help i < 1153994145 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :To use an interpreter: Note: can be the actual program, an http:// URL, or a file:// URL which refers to my pseudofilesystem. < 1153994149 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Use: i Function: send input to a process < 1153994192 0 :bdtg!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what. < 1153994220 0 :bdtg!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!kill 1 < 1153994223 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Process 1 killed. < 1153997357 0 :bdtg!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1154007757 0 :CXI!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"If you're reading this, it's probably xchat's fault." < 1154009434 0 :CXI!n=Sanity@dialup-52.89.221.203.acc50-kent-syd.comindico.com.au JOIN :#esoteric < 1154011926 0 :CXI!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"If you're reading this, it's probably xchat's fault." < 1154013168 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ls < 1154013172 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bf/, glass/, linguine/ < 1154013179 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ls glass < 1154013182 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :dice.glass, hangman.glass, urls.glass < 1154013192 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ls glass/dice.glass < 1154013194 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :/bin/ls: ./files/glass/dice: No such file or directory < 1154013203 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh. < 1154014891 0 :ihope!n=foo@adsl-68-248-138-159.dsl.klmzmi.ameritech.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1154014897 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!help < 1154014900 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :help ps kill i eof flush show ls bf_txtgen usertrig daemon undaemon < 1154014902 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1l 2l adjust axo bch bf{8,[16],32,64} funge93 fyb fybs glass glypho kipple lambda lazyk linguine malbolge pbrain qbf rail rhotor sadol sceql trigger udage01 unlambda whirl < 1154014907 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :W00t. < 1154014944 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf %!!%<%!!%<%!!%<%!!%<%!!% < 1154014948 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Traceback (most recent call last): < 1154014969 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : File "./qbf/qbf.py", line 40, in ? < 1154014974 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : qubit.Hadamard.apply(memory, [qubit_positions[mp]]) < 1154014978 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :IndexError: list index out of range < 1154014990 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's no fun, eh? < 1154014994 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf % < 1154015000 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1154015002 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 ihope: ps < 1154015013 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf %>%>%>%>%>%>%>%>% < 1154015021 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1154015024 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 ihope: ps < 1154015029 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Okay, it works. < 1154015133 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf . < 1154015136 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 < 1154015149 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf .%.%.%.%.%.%.%.%. < 1154015154 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 < 1154015184 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf [%.[%]%!!%] < 1154015198 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!show 1 < 1154015202 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 1 0 0 1 1 1 0 0 0 1 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 1 1 0 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 1 1 0 1 0 1 0 0 1 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 1 1 0 1 1 1 0 1 0 1 1 1 0 1 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 1 1 1 1 1 0 1 1 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 1 1 0 1 1 0 0 1 1 0 1 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 0 1 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 1 1 1 0 0 0 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 1 1 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 1 1 1 1 1 1 0 1 1 1 1 1 0 1 1 0 0 < 1154015204 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!kill 1 < 1154015208 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Process 1 killed. < 1154015226 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's a random number generator. :-) < 1154015314 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now to implement Shor's algorithm... < 1154015465 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :First, the random number. < 1154015472 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf %.%. < 1154015474 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :0 1 < 1154015491 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Okay, the number is 2. The GCD of 2 and 4 is 2, so we're done. < 1154015536 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Let's try factoring 6 with a number from 1 to 5. < 1154015543 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf %.%.%. < 1154015546 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :0 0 1 < 1154015608 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe 1 wasn't supposed to be an option. 2 to 5, then. < 1154015611 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf %.%. < 1154015614 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :0 0 < 1154015648 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Our number's 4, so the GCD is 2, so 2 is a factor of 6. < 1154015758 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Let's factor 9, now. The random number is 5, so the function: f(x) = 5^x mod 9. < 1154016045 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But that function isn't reversible... < 1154016067 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, I see. < 1154016243 0 :GregorR-W!n=chatzill@jffwprtest.jf.intel.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1154016464 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So that's |00000000> -> |00000001>; |00010000> -> |00010101>; |00100000> -> |00100111>; |00110000> -> |00111000>; |01000000> -> |01000100>; |01010000> -> |01010010>; |01100000> -> |01100001>; |01110000> -> |01110101>; |10000000> -> |10000111>. < 1154016493 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now we just need a QBF thing that can do that. < 1154016815 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I agree with lament. We don't need a QBF thing to do anything, we need a quantum language more flexible than QBF. < 1154019111 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Such as ... QGLass >:) < 1154019117 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Erm, QGlass < 1154019170 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Quantum INTERCAL" seems quite... well, weird. < 1154021137 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's up < 1154021150 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION points up < 1154021153 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :An old joke! < 1154021158 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: You can do irreversible stuff in QBF. < 1154021172 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :With observation, yeah. < 1154021182 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i also added two commands, 1 and 0 < 1154021191 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ooh, cool :-) < 1154021192 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that destructively set the current qubit < 1154021207 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :of course, they're for debugging only :) < 1154021311 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf 0.1.0.1.0.1.0.1. < 1154021315 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 < 1154021326 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :eh < 1154021331 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not in EgoBot? < 1154021334 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that doesn't seem right :) < 1154021337 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sed 's/1/[%!!%]%!!%/g ; s/0/[%!!%]/g' < 1154021350 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :mmmmmmmmmm < 1154021360 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But that's a controlled... thing. < 1154021360 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :something's very very wrong :) < 1154021372 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Loops containing controlled gates are Bad. < 1154021378 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf 0. < 1154021381 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 < 1154021384 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf 0# < 1154021387 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :|00> 0.00 |10> 0.00 |01> 0.00 |11> 1.00 < 1154021408 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :this is a horrible horrible bug in the interpreter. < 1154021498 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, found it < 1154021589 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION fixes- < 1154021610 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://z3.ca/~lament/qubit.py updated < 1154021667 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I still think qubits are boring. < 1154021676 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And we need quantum objects with more states. < 1154021692 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Possibly infinitely many states. :) < 1154021714 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or at least make the states more interesting than 1 and 0 < 1154021729 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :they could be functions of some kind < 1154021743 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so you can apply a qubit to another qubit... < 1154022036 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Quantum Haskell. < 1154022072 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :more like quantum unlambda < 1154022097 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :say |0> = S |1> = K < 1154022127 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i suppose that can't work :( < 1154022135 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well... how would it work? < 1154022152 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't know :) < 1154022159 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That just looks like alternate syntax. < 1154022192 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, time to go... somewhere. < 1154022193 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it allows you to turn several different lines of computation at once < 1154022215 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But I don't see how to construct new ones, or observe anything. < 1154022225 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If you come up with a spec, let me know :-) < 1154022236 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1154027247 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Quantum Haskell?! < 1154027256 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :My gods! < 1154027743 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :We need more committee members! < 1154027852 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm pretty sure there's already something very much like quantum haskell. < 1154027922 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, there's already quantum lambda calculus, so I wouldn't doubt it. < 1154027938 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I need to do more research into lambda calculus..., anyone have any convenient free sources? < 1154027990 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes, google does. < 1154028021 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Thank you for the tip I would never have guessed about. < 1154028194 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1154028213 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :My fav way to say that is "Yeah, there's a great link page at http://www.google.com/search?q=lambda+calculus " < 1154028241 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah. It's quite convenient. < 1154028500 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: just start by learning Unlambda, it's what I did. < 1154028624 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I understand the concept of application and combinators. < 1154028629 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But I mean, there must be more. < 1154028663 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :do you understand the concept of functions that only take other functions as parameters? < 1154028680 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah. < 1154028685 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You have to understand that to code in Haskell too. < 1154028689 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :then you're done < 1154028695 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :time to learn something new < 1154028703 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :take up piano or something < 1154028709 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's my next thing, yeah. < 1154028711 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But.... < 1154028747 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The only thing I really don't understand is if you have something like λxyz.zxyx how you expand that. < 1154028760 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I can intuitively figure it out, but bleh. < 1154028785 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :eh < 1154028793 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you take the things and apply them to each other in the correct order. < 1154028872 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But doesen't it expand to λx(λy(λz((((z)x)y)x))) ? < 1154028889 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So wouldn't you need like... 4 arguments? < 1154029025 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that's three arguments < 1154029028 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :x, y and z < 1154029062 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, I know, but it can't magically just bind the first argument to every x, because the x is in different functions. < 1154029269 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1154029286 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :then you don't understand the scoping rules of lambda calculus. < 1154029321 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(lambda x . foo) essentially replaces all instances of 'x' inside foo with the real value of x it got passed. < 1154029333 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, I can see that intuitively, yeah. < 1154029343 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Except when something inside also uses x as a parameter. < 1154029379 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(\xyz.zxyx) A = \yz.zAyA < 1154029400 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(\yz.zAyA) B = \z.zABA < 1154029421 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, why does A bind to `x' in that case? < 1154029436 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I would think it binds to `y' because that's the closest unbound instance.... < 1154029453 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :\xyz.zxyx = \x.\yz.zxyx < 1154029453 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I mean logically it does, but the definition makes me think otherwise.... < 1154029475 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So it bounds to the outermost unbound function first? < 1154029480 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*binds < 1154029502 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :unbound variable- < 1154029661 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mmmkay. < 1154029771 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Somebody ban 66.109.17.12 < 1154029774 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :From the wiki < 1154029811 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What'd they do? < 1154029878 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Spam. < 1154029887 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :About the OMGSOFTWARE_MONOPOLYOMGWTFBBQ < 1154029907 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf %# < 1154029910 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :|00> 0.00 |10> 0.00 |01> 0.50 |11> 0.50 < 1154029950 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i guess there's a bug in qbf < 1154029958 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf >!# < 1154029960 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Traceback (most recent call last): < 1154029995 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The probabilities aren't supposed to be equal? < 1154030037 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lament: A bug? For shame O_O < 1154030039 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1154030049 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So says the author of EgoBot. < 1154030086 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the bug is that you can't do ! when you're at the end of the tape < 1154030091 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: :( < 1154030108 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the workaround is to make the tape longer by doing >< first < 1154030114 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P. < 1154030122 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf !# < 1154030124 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :|00> 0.00 |10> 0.00 |01> 0.00 |11> 1.00 < 1154030148 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf >!# < 1154030153 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Traceback (most recent call last): < 1154030200 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf <- < 1154030212 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf <-. < 1154030216 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1154030216 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : < 1154030220 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1154030220 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 Razor-X: ps < 1154030256 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!kill ps < 1154030258 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No such process! < 1154030260 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P. < 1154030264 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Obviously.) < 1154030264 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf !>%# < 1154030268 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :|00> 0.00 |10> 0.50 |01> 0.00 |11> 0.50 < 1154030293 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf %!# < 1154030296 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :|00> 0.00 |10> 0.00 |01> 0.50 |11> 0.50 < 1154030309 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf %!>%# < 1154030312 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :|00> 0.25 |10> 0.25 |01> 0.25 |11> 0.25 < 1154030324 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf ## < 1154030326 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heh. < 1154030326 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :|00> 0.00 |10> 0.00 |01> 0.00 |11> 1.00 |00> 0.00 |10> 0.00 |01> 0.00 |11> 1.00 < 1154030329 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf %!>% 0.25 |10> 0.25 |01> 0.25 |11> 0.25 < 1154030335 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf %%# < 1154030338 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :|00> 0.00 |10> 0.00 |01> 0.00 |11> 1.00 < 1154030343 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmmm.... < 1154030348 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: Hadamard is its own inverse. < 1154030352 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah. < 1154030446 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!# < 1154030448 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :|00> 0.00 |10> 0.00 |01> 0.00 |11> 1.00 < 1154030462 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf !%!%!%!%!%!%!%!%!%!%!%!%!%!%!%# < 1154030464 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :|00> 0.00 |10> 0.00 |01> 0.00 |11> 1.00 < 1154030468 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :boring! < 1154030488 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION grabs Octave. < 1154030598 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Woo. It uses FORTRAN. < 1154030619 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :your MOM uses fortran! < 1154030645 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes my Master of Miracles uses FORTRAN. < 1154030686 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bahahah < 1154030747 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Awww. I need to compile GNUPlot first. < 1154030931 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's not GNUPlot, it's Gnuplot or gnuplot. The 'gnu' in it has nothing to do with GNU. < 1154030966 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's just a coincidence. < 1154030968 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(gnuplot = one author wanted to name it llamaplot, the other newplot, they agreed on gnuplot, since a gnu is an animal not-very-similar to a llama) < 1154031151 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heh. < 1154031161 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I didn't know that. < 1154031188 0 :ihope!n=foo@c-71-205-100-59.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1154031223 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Let's see... split the cursor position in two halves and monitor either the vertical or the horizontal. < 1154031242 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :o_O < 1154031263 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Get the numbers that correspond to how far it goes up, then how far it goes down, then up, then down... < 1154031284 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :O_o < 1154031295 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Then take all those modulo 2. < 1154031332 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Then skew transform. < 1154031332 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :O_o < 1154031335 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :o_O < 1154031364 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :O_O < 1154031367 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :o_o < 1154031377 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You should end up with a stream that's reasonably random. < 1154031398 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :o_Oooooooo < 1154031406 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AAH! MUTANT! < 1154031432 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :O_(o_O)o < 1154031482 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wooh! Broken smilies! < 1154031491 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Looks like a Glass program! < 1154031520 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah! < 1154032062 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Uggh. Octave takes forever to compile. < 1154033053 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Grf. < 1154033058 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :When I get home somebody remind me to update my hats page. < 1154033073 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(#esoteric: The world's coolest todo system) < 1154033213 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Let's put a BF daemon notice in. < 1154033258 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hey 8-D < 1154033265 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now there's a good idea for a persistent daemon 8-D < 1154033266 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;). < 1154033311 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1154033315 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 pikhq: ps < 1154033327 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf +[,.] < 1154033329 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Whee. < 1154033342 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 Whee./n < 1154033364 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 \n x_x\n < 1154033369 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Whee./n < 1154033371 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : x_x < 1154033383 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!eof 1 < 1154033387 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps d < 1154033391 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 ihope: ps < 1154033394 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :>:-) < 1154033406 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf +[,.+] < 1154033420 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!eof 1 < 1154033423 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1154033425 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 pikhq: bf < 1154033427 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 pikhq: ps < 1154033432 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::) < 1154033449 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf_txtgen When I get home somebody remind me to update my hats page. < 1154033465 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1154033467 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 pikhq: bf < 1154033469 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 ihope: bf_txtgen < 1154033471 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :3 ihope: ps < 1154033491 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!kill 1 < 1154033493 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Process 1 killed. < 1154033501 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :621 ++++++++++++++[>++++>+++>++++++++>+++++<<<<-]>++++.>>>+.<++.-------------.++.++++++++.+++.>+++++++++++.<<+++.>>+++++.<<<++.>-------------.>>.+++++++++++++++++.---.<----.<.<+++++++++++.>.<++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++.--.>>++++++.<.<+++.+++++++.--.--------.>.>-.----.--.>.---.<++.<<-.>>++++++++++.<.>-------.<++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ < 1154033504 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wow. < 1154033511 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Horribly unoptimized. < 1154033515 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!kill ihope < 1154033517 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No such process! < 1154033522 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Shit. < 1154033526 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :# killall ihope < 1154033527 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What's with all the +'s at the end. < 1154033534 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Stupidity. < 1154033561 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf ++++++++++++++[>++++>+++>++++++++>+++++<<<<-]>++++.>>>+.<++.-------------.++.++++++++.+++.>+++++++++++.<<+++.>>+++++.<<<++.>-------------.>>.+++++++++++++++++.---.<----.<.<+++++++++++.>.<++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++.--.>>++++++.<.<+++.+++++++.--.--------.>.>-.----.--.>.---.<++.<<-.>>++++++++++.<.>-------.< < 1154033565 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : When I get home somebody r < 1154033570 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hehehehe. < 1154033571 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah. < 1154033575 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's why. < 1154033586 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf_txtgen Gregor! Update Hats! < 1154033587 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf_txtgen No < 1154033598 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, that's much better. < 1154033607 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :45 +++++++++++[>+++++++>++++++++++>><<<<-]>+.>+. [270] < 1154033615 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :163 +++++++++++++++[>+++++>++>++++++++>+++++++<<<<-]>----.>>------.>----.++.<---.+++.<+++.-.<++++++++++++++.>>--.>---.---.<++++.>++++.<<.<-------------.>>>----.<.-.<+. [428] < 1154033623 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf +++++++++++++++[>+++++>++>++++++++>+++++++<<<<-]>----.>>------.>----.++.<---.+++.<+++.-.<++++++++++++++.>>--.>---.---.<++++.>++++.<<.<-------------.>>>----.<.-.<+. < 1154033624 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf +++++++++++++++[>+++++>++>++++++++>+++++++<<<<-]>----.>>------.>----.++.<---.+++.<+++.-.<++++++++++++++.>>--.>---.---.<++++.>++++.<<.<-------------.>>>----.<.-.<+. < 1154033627 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor! Update Hats! < 1154033629 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor! Update Hats! < 1154033631 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Cool. < 1154033653 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!daemon reminder bf +[,]+++++++++++++++[>+++++>++>++++++++>+++++++<<<<-]>----.>>------.>----.++.<---.+++.<+++.-.<++++++++++++++.>>--.>---.---.<++++.>++++.<<.<-------------.>>>----.<.-.<+. < 1154033665 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just !ps d and !eof. < 1154033669 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Eh, why the loop? Don't you just want to trigger it once? < 1154033694 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: It'll trigger when an eof is sent. < 1154033704 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah. < 1154033710 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 h < 1154033715 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps d < 1154033717 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 ihope: daemon reminder bf < 1154033719 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 Razor-X: ps < 1154033741 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That won't do anything. :-) < 1154033751 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Actually... < 1154033753 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!eof 1 < 1154033757 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor! Update Hats! < 1154033758 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P. < 1154033759 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps d < 1154033763 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 ihope: ps < 1154033775 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!daemon reminder bf ,+++++++++++++++[>+++++>++>++++++++>+++++++<<<<-]>----.>>------.>----.++.<---.+++.<+++.-.<++++++++++++++.>>--.>---.---.<++++.>++++.<<.<-------------.>>>----.<.-.<+. < 1154033779 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It only terminates the loop on EOF, eh? < 1154033782 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now just don't !reminder. < 1154033786 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: yep. < 1154033885 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wow. Octave takes longer than even mplayer to compile o_O. < 1154033921 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(And thusly the Linux kernel.) < 1154033923 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Come sit in my cubicle and compile firefox on Solaris 8. Until you've done at least that compile, shut up. < 1154033925 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P < 1154033932 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Firefox *shudder*. < 1154033940 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, it's been compiling for almost an hour now. < 1154033955 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Firefox on Sol8 is a just-leave-it-running-over-night job. < 1154033959 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I recommend DistCC. :p < 1154033969 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If someone wants to donate me the bandwidth..... < 1154033971 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :...... < 1154033972 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: I've tried to get it in :( :( :( < 1154033979 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*Makes girly eyes* Pweeeeez? < 1154033999 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Try Firefox on a K-6. . . Got fed up after a few days. < 1154034011 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: Not at my home computer right now. < 1154034020 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So donate me its bandwidth! < 1154034024 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Can't you SSH into it? < 1154034040 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Root on this box would be mightily pissed. < 1154034044 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1154034052 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Pfft. < 1154034055 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And, since he's a rather close friend of mine, I'd rather not piss him off. ;p < 1154034055 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/Root// < 1154034078 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Note. I could do this on my own SSH shell, but I'm not for the same reason you're not :D.) < 1154034678 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :How does Lambda Calculus use piecewise functions? < 1154034761 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Piecewise functions? Like, curried ones? < 1154034782 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Like, if x < 0 f(x) = 3, if x >= 0 f(x) = 4. < 1154034795 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh. < 1154034851 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, the Haskell form of that is "f x = if x < 0 then 3 else 4", and that's pretty much how it works in lambda calculus. < 1154034875 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So Lambda calculus has if? < 1154034899 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, you can think of boolean values as having "if" built in. < 1154034899 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I know Haskell (I've written some nifty big things, like an IRC bot), but it *is* a programming language after all. < 1154034909 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh. It uses the Church booleans? < 1154034925 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess. You can use any booleans you want, as long as they work :-) < 1154035064 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heh. < 1154035099 0 :bsmntbombdood!n=gavin@unaffiliated/bsmntbombdood JOIN :#esoteric < 1154035109 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Lambda calculus is also a programming language. . . Bit of a Turing tarpit, but most certaintly a programming language. ;) < 1154035183 0 :CXI!n=Sanity@dialup-165.89.221.203.acc50-kent-syd.comindico.com.au JOIN :#esoteric < 1154035283 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heh. < 1154036066 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :....And Octave is still compiling.... < 1154036082 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Damn. < 1154036133 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah. < 1154036149 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :OMG. It's *finally* compiling octave.cc. < 1154036153 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :.... < 1154036157 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now on builtins.cc..... < 1154036162 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GOD >_>. < 1154036179 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What's it written in? ORK, compiled to Brainfuck, compiled to C, compiled to C++?!? < 1154036189 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's written in C++ and FORTRAN. < 1154036191 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(surely that's got to be inefficient) < 1154036204 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't think so. < 1154036216 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :FORTRAN. . . I think I'm going to go vomit for a bit. < 1154036228 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's not that bad, y'know. < 1154036232 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And it's pretty fast too. < 1154036250 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ORK compiled to brainfuck, wow :P < 1154036265 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hey, I'm writing a BF compiler in INTERCAL. < 1154036281 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*interpreter. < 1154036289 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I could write a compiler too, I think it would be easier. < 1154036340 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... Not very optimized, but.... < 1154037027 0 :oerjanj!n=oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1154037162 0 :oerjanj!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi razor-x < 1154037196 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh I see, nobody else gets hi's :P < 1154037226 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hi, GregorR-W. < 1154037232 0 :oerjanj!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you asked about dynamic arrays in INTERCAL, i made a bit of code for growing arrays in my Unlambda interpreter < 1154037237 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :he's just in it for the chicks < 1154037248 0 :oerjanj!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi gregorR, ihope < 1154037263 0 :oerjanj!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: did you see my question about (())? < 1154037270 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Growing arrays? Why not just use linked lists? < 1154037298 0 :oerjanj!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :because the array is the one implementing a heap < 1154037312 0 :CXI!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :Ceiling_Seal < 1154037406 0 :oerjanj!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the main problem in growing is that resizing clears the array, as i recall < 1154037419 0 :Ceiling_Seal!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :CXI < 1154037424 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And yeah, I saw the question :-P < 1154037459 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION wonders why he thought of "ships and shoes and ceiling wax" upon seeing that nick change < 1154037548 0 :oerjanj!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION suggests ze psychoanalysis for ihope < 1154037575 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You mean word association? < 1154037610 0 :oerjanj!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you win! < 1154037654 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION collects the million-dollar prize from oerjanj < 1154037716 0 :oerjanj!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :perhaps thematrixeatsyou can steal the name for RETURN, now... < 1154037730 0 :oerjanj!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION is talking about (()) < 1154037791 0 :oerjanj!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah, the language list is now spotless < 1154037836 0 :oerjanj!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :gotta go < 1154037842 0 :oerjanj!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1154038519 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :He never stays on IRC very long. < 1154040077 0 :Asztal!n=lee@host86-130-84-36.range86-130.btcentralplus.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1154040218 0 :Asztal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :When the contest page at http://www.esolangs.org/wiki/2006_Esolang_Contest says Befunge, does it mean Befunge-93 or -98? < 1154040364 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I didn't write the page, but I'd say -98 < 1154040482 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :They have to be polyglots. :-P < 1154040636 0 :Asztal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't know -98 since I never finished my interpreter for it :( < 1154040680 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Finish your interpreter so I can add it to EgoBot :P < 1154040696 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It means -98. < 1154040703 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm sorry I left it out. < 1154040710 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'll add it right now. < 1154040723 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm also going to add a clause about licensing. < 1154040759 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I will release the code, contestants. I hope that was implied by the rules. < 1154040774 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmmm. Do you all want it under the GPL or the BSD license? < 1154040799 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or something more strict or less strict? < 1154040827 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :For this, I'd say BSD. < 1154040837 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'd say MIT minus attribution. < 1154040843 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, nah, not minus attribution. < 1154040845 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just MIT. < 1154040851 0 :Asztal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :release the contestants' code, you mean? < 1154040859 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, the contestants code. < 1154040873 0 :Asztal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Public domain! Get rid of it I say :) < 1154040874 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, BSD without ad clause. < 1154040887 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Are you all sure you want something as free as PD or MIT? < 1154040894 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :How about, it's up to the contestant, but if they say nothing it's assumed to be MIT? < 1154040899 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And it has to be OSI-approved. < 1154040903 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sounds good. < 1154040903 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah. That's good. < 1154040948 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION would prefer FSF-approved, but. . . < 1154040950 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Someone should release it under AFPL and then change it, for kicks :P. < 1154040976 0 :Asztal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :MPL... (in tiny letters: Microsoft Permissive License) < 1154041046 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: OMG ... normally I would've said FSF-approved ... this damn business is rotting my FS brain *sobbles* < 1154041105 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heh. < 1154041145 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Reason to hate the term "Open Source" #0: Big business loves it. < 1154041231 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Reason #1: Morals > better development methedology. < 1154041247 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Indubidably. < 1154041259 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Flipside reason: It's Communism (TM). < 1154041264 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1154041280 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :We all know that Americans are raised from birth to hate the word by assosciation. < 1154041291 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :``That's a bad dog, yes it is... COMMUNISM ... yes it is.'' < 1154041292 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Flipside reason #2: GOD HATES FAGS. Erm, Free Software. Whatever. < 1154041324 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Flipside reason #3: If English is good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for Texas. Open Source too. < 1154041346 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hahahaha. < 1154041368 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Flipside reason #4: ESR supports guns. Guns are cool. ESR supports Open Source, too. Therefore, Open Source is too. QED. < 1154041391 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah. Awesome logical flaws. < 1154041403 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::) < 1154041417 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's one my mom labors under, though. < 1154041422 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So it's quite prevalent. < 1154041429 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Indeed it is. < 1154041445 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION is convinced that man is one of the most illogical things on the face of the planet. . . < 1154041453 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :``All Muslims support Hezbollah. Hezbollah is evil. Therefore all muslims are evil.'' < 1154041467 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Aside from the great axioms there.... :D. < 1154041576 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :My favorite axiom comes from #gnu. . . < 1154041579 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The axiom of ams: < 1154041584 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ams is always right. < 1154041589 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;) < 1154041605 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The American Mathematical Society? < 1154041628 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, Alfred M. Szmdit. < 1154041629 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: Have you known the American Mathematical Society to ever be wrong? < 1154041657 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No. < 1154041667 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because even if I thought they were logically wrong, I'd use Doublething to change that. < 1154041667 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :He's in charge of the gnu-system ATM. < 1154041675 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Like Quantum Computing. < 1154041689 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*Doublethink. < 1154041701 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the man page for clock():http://dark-code.bulix.org/mrh2e6-11342 < 1154041728 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I should get started writing mah BF CPU. < 1154041739 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If anyone has an FPGA, 'twould be nice. < 1154041853 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bsmntbombdood: ... so? < 1154041868 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wrong window sorry < 1154041892 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heh. < 1154042456 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION bends his deck of cards < 1154042461 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :They're not shuffling. < 1154042666 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wiki page updated for Licensing, specified the preferrable use of C-INTERCAL and Befunge-98, and and requested that the next participants are committee members. < 1154042704 0 :Asztal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does my being based in GMT present a problem? < 1154042722 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nah, it's not a everybody-sit-down-at-once-and-write type contest. < 1154042728 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :``All times are posted in respect of UTC''. < 1154042737 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :UTC being GMT. < 1154042744 0 :Asztal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I missed that bit : < 1154042758 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I've tried to make this as professional as I can. < 1154042761 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heh. < 1154042781 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*and requested. < 1154042833 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's surprisingly easy to to double those short words ;-) < 1154042838 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah-p. < 1154042876 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The alt.lang.intercal post brought in some new contestants. < 1154042881 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think we need to expand.... < 1154042885 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :TO SLASHDOT AND DIGG!!!! < 1154042893 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, it maybe a sea of stupidity, but bear with me! < 1154042913 0 :Asztal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm sure gamedev.net would be receptive to it < 1154042928 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Spread it wherever you can. < 1154042932 0 :Asztal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I can spam^inform them for you < 1154042938 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yup. < 1154042942 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :>_> < 1154042949 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I do hope we get more committee members, since we only have 2 now. < 1154042956 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But we have a good 10/11 participants. < 1154042985 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It seems the languages of choice are INTERCAL, Befunge and Unlambda/LazyK. < 1154043009 0 :Eidolos!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I bet Slashdot would frontpage it. < 1154043013 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's why. < 1154043014 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Going to need to pick up Befunge, then. < 1154043074 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: ... plus brainfuck < 1154043079 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Eidolos: I doubt it. < 1154043082 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, I didn't say BF, did I? < 1154043084 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :>_>. < 1154043097 0 :Eidolos!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :They frontpage the NetHack tournament announcements. < 1154043102 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Exactly. < 1154043108 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's why I think they'll do it to the Esolang competition. < 1154043119 0 :Eidolos!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION is confused. < 1154043124 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*shrugs* < 1154043126 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'd do it, but they may have blacklisted me after my attempt to spread a paper against the Spread Firefox movement and Google. < 1154043131 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do not put the baby in the esoteric programming competition. < 1154043139 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because it is Anti-Slashdot, of course :P. < 1154043143 0 :Eidolos!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Esolang burn baby. < 1154043182 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :why are unlambda and lazyk grouped together? < 1154043197 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because every contestant who wanted Unlambda also wanted LazyK. < 1154043198 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because they're the same. :-P < 1154043204 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh < 1154043206 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And LazyK has Unlambda in it :P. < 1154043216 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :uhh. < 1154043226 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Your MOM has unlambda in it. < 1154043243 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, my Master of Miracles does have Unlambda in it. < 1154043268 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/it/her/g < 1154043305 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"That's why I think they'll do her to the Esolang competition." <- hmm... < 1154043364 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nah. Mah mom 'aint a Master Of Miracles. < 1154043371 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :She's a Pain In The Arse, though. < 1154043535 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf +++++++++++++++++++++++[>++++++++++++++++++++<-]>. < 1154043538 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : < 1154043544 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Awesome. < 1154043551 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf +++++++++++++++++++++++[>++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++<-]>. < 1154043554 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :J < 1154043566 0 :Asztal!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!! < 1154043568 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Huh? < 1154043575 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heh. < 1154043581 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf txt_gen !! < 1154043592 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 Huh? < 1154043594 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :]_\Y]Y < 1154043600 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1154043602 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 pikhq: ps < 1154043604 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :. . . < 1154043612 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I bork it. Schweet. < 1154043621 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf_txtgen !! < 1154043624 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hehehehe. < 1154043629 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Poor EgoBot. < 1154043630 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :27 ++++++++[>++++>>><<<<-]>+.. [26] < 1154043632 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Abused by everybody. < 1154043648 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf_txtgen abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz < 1154043649 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wow. That's horribly ineffecient. < 1154043670 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :103 ++++++++++++++[>+++++++>+++++++>>++<<<<-]>-.+.+.+.+.>++++.<++.+.>+++.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+. [910] < 1154043674 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: Heheh, it's a genetic algo. If I let it go more rounds, it would eventually clear that out. < 1154043677 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wow, that sucks too :P < 1154043678 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf ++++++++[>++++>++++<<-]>.>. < 1154043681 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : < 1154043681 0 :puzzlet!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :정답! (EgoBot, 21621.000000 초) < 1154043682 0 :puzzlet!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :-1. 다음을 읽으시오: 融合 < 1154043687 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :..... ? < 1154043694 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why is there Hangul? < 1154043695 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf +[.,]++++++++[>++++<-]>+.. < 1154043696 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :puzzlet: That's very English. < 1154043713 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf ++++++++[>++++>++++<<-]>.>. < 1154043717 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : < 1154043724 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1154043727 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :LOL < 1154043729 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 pikhq: bf < 1154043730 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 pikhq: ps < 1154043734 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :EgoBot answered a trivia question properly XD < 1154043740 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 Wow. < 1154043753 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : Right answer! (EgoBot, 21621.000000 seconds) -1. Read afterwords: Hab < 1154043769 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 \nI suck.\n < 1154043772 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wow. < 1154043774 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I suck. < 1154043800 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 Indeed I do.\n < 1154043803 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Indeed I do. < 1154043824 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 \n\n\n\n < 1154043833 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 PING < 1154043844 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 \nWhee.\n < 1154043848 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :PING < 1154043850 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Whee. < 1154043893 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf_txtgen wants you to stop harassing him. < 1154043917 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oops, wait ... < 1154043918 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :224 ++++++++++++[>++++++++>++++++++++>+++++++++>+++<<<<-]>>-.<+.>>++.++++++.-.>----.<<++.<++++++++++++++.>----.>>.<+.-----.>.<<--.+.>.<----.>>.<-------.-------.<<+++.>>.<<+..----------.>--.<--.>>>.<+++++++.+.<-.>>++++++++++++++. [652] < 1154043922 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Damn, forgot part of it 8-X < 1154043926 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 /me loves being abused\n < 1154043928 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf +[,+] < 1154043929 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf_txtgen ACTION wants you to stop harassing him. < 1154043930 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :/me loves being abused < 1154043937 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 h < 1154043938 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::) < 1154043940 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 h < 1154043941 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 h < 1154043942 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 h < 1154043943 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wooo! < 1154043947 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Let's overload the memory! < 1154043949 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 \n < 1154043951 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 h < 1154043952 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hhhh < 1154043956 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :283 +++++++++++[>+++++++>++++++>+++>++++++++++<<<<-]>>-.++.<+++++++.>++++++.++++++.-.>-.<+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++.<+++++++++++++.+++++++++++++.>---.-.>.<++++++.<+.>----.>.<-.<.>>.<-.+.<.+.>>.<<--------.-------.>--.<.>+..<++++++++.>>>.-------.<.>+.+.++++.<++++++++++++++. [983] < 1154043957 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Pshhh. < 1154043960 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You suck. < 1154043971 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf +.++++++++++[>+++++++>++++++>+++>++++++++++<<<<-]>>-.++.<+++++++.>++++++.++++++.-.>-.<+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++.<+++++++++++++.+++++++++++++.>---.-.>.<++++++.<+.>----.>.<-.<.>>.<-.+.<.+.>>.<<--------.-------.>--.<.>+..<++++++++.>>>.-------.<.>+.+.++++.<++++++++++++++. < 1154043975 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION wants you to stop harassing him. < 1154043979 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hm < 1154043983 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hehehehe. < 1154043983 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 ACTION is getting abused too much.\n < 1154043985 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf_txtgen aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa < 1154043985 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Did I restrict its output :P < 1154043987 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hACTION is getting abused too much. < 1154043988 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't remember doing that < 1154043994 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 ACTION is getting abused too much.\n < 1154043996 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf +[,++++++++++++++++] < 1154043996 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION is getting abused too much. < 1154044000 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1154044001 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!glass {M[m(_e)(Emote)!"tests it here."(_e)e.?]} < 1154044002 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 pikhq: bf < 1154044005 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 Razor-X: bf < 1154044007 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :3 ihope: bf_txtgen < 1154044008 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 2 h < 1154044009 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :4 Razor-X: bf < 1154044010 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 2 h < 1154044011 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :5 Razor-X: ps < 1154044013 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION tests it here. < 1154044014 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 2 h < 1154044016 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 2 h < 1154044018 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 2 h < 1154044021 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :115 ++++++++++++[>++++++++>++++++++>><<<<-]>>+....<+.....>.<.>......<..>.<.>...<.>.....<...>.<......>..<.>....<...>..<. [998] < 1154044023 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Overload! < 1154044025 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 2 h < 1154044027 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D. < 1154044031 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Come on everybody! < 1154044035 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 2 h < 1154044039 0 :Asztal!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast" < 1154044042 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 4 h < 1154044043 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 4 h < 1154044044 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 2 z < 1154044046 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 2 h < 1154044048 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 2 h < 1154044051 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 2 h < 1154044051 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 4 h < 1154044056 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 4 h < 1154044057 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 4 h < 1154044059 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 4 h < 1154044061 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 4 h < 1154044062 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 2 h < 1154044064 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 2 h < 1154044067 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 4 h < 1154044068 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1154044068 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 3 h < 1154044071 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::-P < 1154044073 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Awwwww >_>. < 1154044075 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Seriously guys. < 1154044078 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Stop raping the bot. < 1154044085 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I can't do that. I'm a girl. < 1154044087 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You're flooding the channel anyway. < 1154044089 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION laughs like a maniac < 1154044093 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: That's what strap-ons are for. < 1154044098 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :o_O. < 1154044101 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :My innocence! < 1154044104 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1154044119 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 Lesbians don't have innocence.\n < 1154044122 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So uh... strap-on mode off.... I guess? < 1154044127 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :EgoBot left. < 1154044136 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah. < 1154044140 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeh. < 1154044141 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It'll be back in a moment, I'm reloading it to drop all your programs. < 1154044147 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D. < 1154044152 0 :EgoBot!n=EgoBot@c-24-21-138-66.hsd1.or.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1154044165 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1help < 1154044165 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf_txtgen Razor-X is sorry for raping you. < 1154044167 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!help < 1154044171 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, did you get the reminder thingy? < 1154044171 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :help ps kill i eof flush show ls bf_txtgen usertrig daemon undaemon < 1154044173 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1l 2l adjust axo bch bf{8,[16],32,64} funge93 fyb fybs glass glypho kipple lambda lazyk linguine malbolge pbrain qbf rail rhotor sadol sceql trigger udage01 unlambda whirl < 1154044175 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps d < 1154044179 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 EgoBot: daemon reminder reload < 1154044179 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Awww. He forgot the reminder. < 1154044181 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 Razor-X: bf_txtgen < 1154044183 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :3 ihope: ps < 1154044190 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jawesome. < 1154044191 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :247 ++++++++++++[>+++++++>++++>++++++++>++++++++++<<<<-]>--.>>+.>++.-----------.+++.<<---.<++++++.>-------------.>++++++++.>+.<<.>>.<++++++.+++..>++++++.<<.<++++++++++++++.>>---.+++.<.>.<<-----.>>--.<<++++++++.>>--.<<--.>.>>.<+.>----.<<++++++++++++++. [993] < 1154044192 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No it didn't. < 1154044194 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's still there. < 1154044196 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Reload? < 1154044201 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Um... < 1154044202 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf ++++++++++++[>+++++++>++++>++++++++>++++++++++<<<<-]>--.>>+.>++.-----------.+++.<<---.<++++++.>-------------.>++++++++.>+.<<.>>.<++++++.+++..>++++++.<<.<++++++++++++++.>>---.+++.<.>.<<-----.>>--.<<++++++++.>>--.<<--.>.>>.<+.>----.<<++++++++++++++. < 1154044203 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It reloaded the reminder. < 1154044205 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X is sorry for raping you. < 1154044209 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!malbolge This isn't valid, but I don't care. < 1154044211 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!reminder < 1154044213 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :invalid character in source file < 1154044215 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :y«54ī4z5 < 1154044222 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :..................... < 1154044227 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's not the reminder... < 1154044227 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1154044228 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What happened to the reminder.... ? < 1154044230 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmmmmmmmmmm < 1154044239 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Somethin' done broke X-P < 1154044249 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think EgoBot is going through a Midlife Crisis. < 1154044258 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Time for a test... < 1154044266 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Egobot: It Works, Sometimes. < 1154044267 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!daemon repeater glass {M[m(_i)I!(_o)O!(_s)S!(_x)<1>=(_c)""=/(_x)(_c)(_c)*(_i)l.?(_s)a.?=(_c)*(_o)o.?\]} < 1154044272 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!repeater Line 1 < 1154044275 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Line 1 < 1154044279 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION goes back to the Glass tutorial. < 1154044290 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Disfigured smilies! < 1154044292 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(must wait 15 minutes before reloading) < 1154044296 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: wh00t < 1154044307 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: Feel free to ask me any questions, I am the world's foremost expert. < 1154044318 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, hmmm. < 1154044340 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Can you make a better tutorial so I don't have to look back at that document again? :P. < 1154044341 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!repeater Line 2 < 1154044345 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Line 1 < 1154044347 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Line 2 < 1154044359 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!repeater Sometimes I like to eat mangoes. < 1154044361 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Line 1 < 1154044362 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :>_O < 1154044366 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Please don't fill up the repeater's buffer < 1154044375 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It doesen't flush? < 1154044379 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now it's messaging GregorR < 1154044387 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, it doesn't, it just keeps on adding. < 1154044393 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah. < 1154044393 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's how it's useful as a persistence test. < 1154044395 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!undaemon repeater < 1154044397 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Process 1 killed. < 1154044399 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's true! < 1154044404 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!daemon repeater glass {M[m(_i)I!(_o)O!(_s)S!(_x)<1>=(_c)""=/(_x)(_c)(_c)*(_i)l.?(_s)a.?=(_c)*(_o)o.?\]} < 1154044409 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION goes back to the Glass tutorial. < 1154044411 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wait... < 1154044416 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!undaemon repeater < 1154044417 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Process 1 killed. < 1154044418 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: The wiki page, or the IRC log? < 1154044424 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The log. < 1154044428 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah. < 1154044437 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I suddenly got a very good idea. I'll remove all non-Glass related lines from it! < 1154044445 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That way, it won't take up a large amount of RAM! < 1154044450 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1154044458 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There, now you can use !repeater to spam me. < 1154044458 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm just so smart, I scare myself sometimes. < 1154044468 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!repeater I like eating banannas too. < 1154044476 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!undaemon repeater < 1154044477 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :X_X < 1154044477 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Process 1 killed. < 1154044484 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :{EgoBot} I like eating banannas too. < 1154044494 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Estas TRE BONE!!!! < 1154044516 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I got an idea earlier today for a Conlang. < 1154044519 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ERrr... < 1154044520 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*Esolang. < 1154044526 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But, I shall save the fruitition for later. < 1154044528 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Same thing. < 1154044538 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But I'm not as awesome as ihope yet :(. < 1154044570 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :In the meantime, I'll continue on my INTERCAL->BF interpreter, some QBF programs, my Verilog BF CPU, and writing some documentation for the Esolangs I like. < 1154044581 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!daemon repeater glass {M[m(_i)I!(_o)O!(_x)<1>=(_c)""=/(_x)(_c)*(_c)(_i)l.?=(_o)o.?\]} < 1154044588 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!repeater Line 1 < 1154044594 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!repeater Line 2 < 1154044597 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Line 1 < 1154044605 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hey! < 1154044608 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps d < 1154044608 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now it'll output the last line you entered when you enter a line. < 1154044609 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 ihope: daemon repeater glass < 1154044611 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 GregorR-W: daemon repeater glass < 1154044613 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :3 ihope: ps < 1154044614 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oops XD < 1154044616 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!kill 1 < 1154044617 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Process 1 killed. < 1154044618 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!undaemon repeater < 1154044621 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Process 2 killed. < 1154044623 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!daemon repeater glass {M[m(_i)I!(_o)O!(_x)<1>=(_c)""=/(_x)(_c)*(_c)(_i)l.?=(_o)o.?\]} < 1154044628 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!repeater Line 1 < 1154044630 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!repeater Line 2 < 1154044633 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Line 1 < 1154044652 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION gets his own repeater < 1154044734 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does ihope still know Glass? < 1154044740 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nope. < 1154044756 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ihope_repeater YOU FAILS! < 1154044788 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ihope_repeater :-( < 1154047351 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So does anyone want to write a Slashdot article to shamelessly advertise the contest? < 1154047362 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ihope_repeater How about you? < 1154047401 0 :Eidolos!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: If you want to write it, I'll submit it with my account. < 1154047407 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mmmmkay. < 1154047475 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :On a seperate note: After 1.5 hours of compilation, Octave failed to compile. < 1154047488 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol] < 1154047517 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fun :P. < 1154047519 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I give it a 10% chance of getting in. < 1154047529 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think I'll be a Slackware-wuss and just use a binary. < 1154047541 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Come on! It's useless and stupid, of course it'll get into Slashdot! < 1154047563 0 :Eidolos!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Whitespace made the Slashdot frontpage (admittedly it was on April 1st.. :)) < 1154047572 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hah. < 1154047594 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :We'll just have to delay it until April 1st, then. < 1154047623 0 :nooga!n=dracosof@213-238-102-205.adsl.inetia.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1154047628 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hello < 1154047736 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hola. < 1154047741 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf_txtgen rainbow < 1154047753 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :80 ++++++++++++++[>++++++++>+++++++>+><<<<-]>++.>-.<---------.+++++.>+.<+.++++++++. [617] < 1154047768 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That isn't too bad. < 1154047791 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Isn't too bad? That's actually quite good IMHO < 1154047796 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah. < 1154047798 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well < 1154047802 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Good. It won't look too embarassing :D. < 1154047811 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :can i get the src of bftextgen? < 1154047819 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's done, Eidolos. < 1154047834 0 :Eidolos!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm. Is it small enough to paste here? < 1154047835 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm < 1154047839 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: textgen.java < 1154047845 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :where < 1154047846 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! < 1154047856 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: Google < 1154047856 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :My dear Microsoft Hating Gods! < 1154047867 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION prays to the Google for forgiveness. < 1154047874 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah. OSS cliches :P. < 1154047881 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Which of your gods hate Google, and which do not? < 1154047888 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/Google/Microsoft/ < 1154047893 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :All of them do. < 1154047895 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: It's in the files archive under brainfuck/util (or something thereabouts) < 1154047899 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I am The Stereotypical Geek. < 1154047904 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: Also, it's in the files archive in the EgoBot source of course. < 1154047919 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm working at SADOL'a '(' function (calling external funcs) and BDSM2++ and LibSADOL and mod_SADOL for Apache2 < 1154047920 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have gods that Hate Microsoft, and Love Google and Firefox and all other things Geek Holy. < 1154047931 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION thinks < 1154047965 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That was 21 messages I got in a row from EgoBot. < 1154047973 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :This year marks the first year of the 2006 Esolang Competition!!! If you're not familiar with Esolangs, they're programming languages with specific constraints. Many of them are turing tarpits, meaning they are Turing complete but only contain a minimum amount of operations (BrainFuck). Others use weird logic, operators the like you've never seen (or want to see), and line noise almost as bad as Perl (INTERCAL). Then again, some of them < 1154047973 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :are just pure Hell (Malbolge). So ye fellow Slashdotters, come one and come all to test ye programming skills among the best of the best! You never know what you'll find over the (BrainFuck ahead) ++++++++++++++[>++++++++>+++++++>+><<<<-]>++.>-.<---------.+++++.>+.<+.++++++++. Join at http://www.esolangs.org/wiki/2006_Esolang_Contest < 1154047975 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :How does that sound? < 1154047987 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, wait. < 1154048001 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*annual Esolang Competition!!! < 1154048028 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hm < 1154048032 0 :Eidolos!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION isn't so sure he likes the triple exclamation points. < 1154048033 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :>< < 1154048036 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Take out that redundancy. < 1154048040 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's meant to appeal to Slashdotters. < 1154048046 0 :Eidolos!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I also wouldn't include the "(BrainFuck ahead)" < 1154048054 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, I wasn't sure about that. < 1154048055 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :only mad ppl put five exclamation marks < 1154048060 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I thought they used heavy doses of multiple punctuation? < 1154048066 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I never do myself, but yeah. < 1154048077 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess I underestimated the Slashdot community :P. < 1154048098 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ok then, take out the (BrainFuck ahead) and the two extra `!'s. < 1154048118 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm going to drop it to an 8% chance. < 1154048127 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!sadol !!!!!0 < 1154048129 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :00000 < 1154048132 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What corrections would you like to see, GregorR-W? < 1154048133 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;) < 1154048139 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!qbf !!!!!0 < 1154048141 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Traceback (most recent call last): < 1154048145 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D. < 1154048148 0 :Eidolos!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also what's with the Olde Englishe? < 1154048148 0 :Eidolos!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::) < 1154048153 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!sadol !!!!!"1! < 1154048155 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!!!!! < 1154048156 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: None, it just won't get in. < 1154048157 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Madness, that's all. < 1154048175 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I knew I should've been listening to the RahXephon OP while writing it :(. < 1154048198 0 :Eidolos!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And "You never know what you'll find over the "? x_x < 1154048205 0 :Eidolos!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Damnit man :) < 1154048207 0 :Eidolos!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'll write one. < 1154048222 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol. < 1154048223 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What?! < 1154048225 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Eidolos is not a fan :P < 1154048236 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does rainbow sound too unmanly for you?!?! < 1154048245 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1154048255 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe there's a reason behind that! < 1154048261 0 :Eidolos!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also.. shouldn't you decide on a start date before posting on /.? < 1154048262 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1154048266 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :evil < 1154048272 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh < 1154048277 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Eidolos: I need 5-10 committee members. < 1154048278 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sadol isn't so evil < 1154048291 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Although I'm just hoping for 5 now. < 1154048297 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sadol is practically one of most comfortable esolangs < 1154048305 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;/ < 1154048308 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;\ < 1154048309 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;< < 1154048325 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!1~.1$#1 < 1154048327 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Huh? < 1154048343 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Shh EgoBot, that's what I use in my BF interpreter in INTERCAL. < 1154048349 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Err.... < 1154048357 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!1~.1'~1 < 1154048360 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Huh? < 1154048362 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Errr..... < 1154048365 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!1~.1'~#1 < 1154048368 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Huh? < 1154048368 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There we go! < 1154048375 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!repeater Shut up. < 1154048377 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Line 2 < 1154048412 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think it should be plainly obvious what that line does. < 1154048430 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :um < 1154048438 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What? < 1154048448 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nuthin' < 1154048455 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :See. I knew you'd understand. < 1154048466 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!repeater Tell Razor-X what to do. < 1154048469 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Shut up. < 1154048473 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :^^ < 1154048483 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!repeater Egobot shouldn't.... < 1154048485 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Tell Razor-X what to do. < 1154048489 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1154048545 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;] < 1154048560 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!repeater Nasty < 1154048564 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Egobot shouldn't.... < 1154048576 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :My innocence! < 1154048599 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!repeater This Repeater Thing Is < 1154048601 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nasty < 1154048605 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;d < 1154048611 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!repeater Silly, < 1154048614 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :This Repeater Thing Is < 1154048627 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!repeater Among other things, Egobot is < 1154048630 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Silly, < 1154048649 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!repeater Many things are made out of wood. < 1154048652 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Among other things, Egobot is < 1154048675 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :xD < 1154048690 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!repeater 空の部屋のいろいろ事は < 1154048694 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Many things are made out of wood. < 1154048698 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::). < 1154048705 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!repeater I can't read this: < 1154048708 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :空の部屋のいろいろ事は < 1154048731 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!sadol (4:C",216!"9(4:C",216!C!C!"9(4:C",216!C!C < 1154048734 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(4:C",216!"9(4:C",216!C!C!"9(4:C",216!C!C < 1154048736 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah < 1154048743 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the most beautiful quine < 1154048762 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(3:C",216!"9(4:C",216!C!C!"9(4:C",216!C!C < 1154048768 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!sadol (3:C",216!"9(4:C",216!C!C!"9(4:C",216!C!C < 1154048769 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(4:C",216!"9(4:C",216!C!C!"9(4:C",216!C!C < 1154048776 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!glass {M[m(_s)S!(_o)O!<34>(_s)(ns).?"{M[m(_s)S!(_o)O!<34>(_s)(ns).?""1(_o)o.?2(_o)o.?1(_o)o.?2(_o)o.?2(_o)o.?0(_o)o.?2(_o)o.?0(_o)o.?]}"1(_o)o.?2(_o)o.?1(_o)o.?2(_o)o.?2(_o)o.?0(_o)o.?2(_o)o.?0(_o)o.?]} < 1154048780 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :{M[m(_s)S!(_o)O!<34>(_s)(ns).?"{M[m(_s)S!(_o)O!<34>(_s)(ns).?""1(_o)o.?2(_o)o.?1(_o)o.?2(_o)o.?2(_o)o.?0(_o)o.?2(_o)o.?0(_o)o.?]}"1(_o)o.?2(_o)o.?1(_o)o.?2(_o)o.?2(_o)o.?0(_o)o.?2(_o)o.?0(_o)o.?]} < 1154048787 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Too... many... disfigured... smilies..... < 1154048791 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :SADOL = Glass? < 1154048791 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;d < 1154048794 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1154048801 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Methinks.... someone has been.... having too much fun.... with smilies..... < 1154048806 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!sadol {M[m(_s)S!(_o)O!<34>(_s)(ns).?"{M[m(_s)S!(_o)O!<34>(_s)(ns).?""1(_o)o.?2(_o)o.?1(_o)o.?2(_o)o.?2(_o)o.?0(_o)o.?2(_o)o.?0(_o)o.?]}"1(_o)o.?2(_o)o.?1(_o)o.?2(_o)o.?2(_o)o.?0(_o)o.?2(_o)o.?0(_o)o.?]} < 1154048808 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :BDSM: Parsing: Unsupported character: ')' (index: 135, row: 1, col: 136) < 1154048809 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;d;d;d; < 1154048817 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!glass (3:C",216!"9(4:C",216!C!C!"9(4:C",216!C!C < 1154048820 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :OK < 1154048823 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;dS < 1154048824 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;dS < 1154048824 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :o_O. < 1154048827 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :o.O < 1154048838 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wtf < 1154048843 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :6-) < 1154048843 0 :Eidolos!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf_txtgen Good luck! < 1154048847 0 :Eidolos!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::/ < 1154048855 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :104 +++++++++++++++[>+++++>+++++++>+++++++>++<<<<-]>----.>++++++..>-----.>++.<<---.+++++++++.>-.++++++++.>+. [140] < 1154048859 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but nobody of you has a REVERSED QUINE! < 1154048860 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!glass ++++++[>+++++<-]>. < 1154048864 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :OK < 1154048871 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Awesome. < 1154048879 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1154048881 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!sadol (7:C",228!R!C!"7822,"R:!R!"9822,"C:7(:R",228(7:C",2289"!R!:R",2287"!C!RR!C!"7822,"R:!R!"9822,"C:7( < 1154048884 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :BDSM: Parsing: Unexpected end of file (index: 98, row: 1, col: 99) < 1154048886 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!glass You're a really buggy bot, OK? < 1154048887 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :xD < 1154048889 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!sadol (7:C",228!R!C!"7822,"R:!R!"9822,"C:7(:R",228(7:C",2289"!R!:R",2287"!C!RR!C!"7822,"R:!R!"9822,"C:7( < 1154048890 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :OK < 1154048892 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :BDSM: Parsing: Unexpected end of file (index: 98, row: 1, col: 99) < 1154048895 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :shish < 1154048903 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yay. Such an obedient bot. < 1154048911 0 :Eidolos!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The 2006 Esolang Competition is about to begin! If you're not familiar with Esolangs, they're esoteric programming languages created with a specific set of constraints yet still powerful enough to be useful -- most are even Turing complete. Some minimalize the instruction set (brainfuck), some aim to break a commonl < 1154048911 0 :Eidolos!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :y-held idea about coding (Befunge), some have line noise even worse than Perl (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intercal), and some are just pure Hell (Malbolge). The goal is to write a program in an esoteric language that completes some currently unannounced task. +++++++++++++++[>+++++>+++++++>+++++++>++<<<<-]>----.>++++++..>-----. < 1154048912 0 :Eidolos!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :>++.<<---.+++++++++.>-.++++++++.>+. < 1154048941 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I said noise *almost as bad as Perl*. < 1154048962 0 :Eidolos!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I know. I read it. I'm a Perl enthusiast, sorry. < 1154048968 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gah! < 1154048974 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hehehe < 1154048977 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Give me Liberty or give me Death! < 1154048978 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Think you're a leet coder? Think again: http://www.esolangs.org/wiki/2006_Esolang_Contest" < 1154048983 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf +++++++++++++++[>+++++>+++++++>+++++++>++<<<<-]>----.>++++++..>-----.>++.<<---.+++++++++.>-.++++++++.>+. < 1154048986 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Good luck! < 1154048986 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION kills Razor-X < 1154048993 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :even Larry Wall said that perl sometimes looks like hell < 1154049008 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Perl sometimes looks like Malbolge? < 1154049018 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Here's one line from INTERCAL: < 1154049019 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :DO .3 <- !3~#15'$!3~#240' < 1154049033 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(From a program that outputs given input.) < 1154049035 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or another: < 1154049042 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(20) PLEASE RESUME '?.1$#256'~'#256$#256' < 1154049050 0 :Eidolos!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION submits < 1154049052 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think it's more readable than Perl *shrug*. < 1154049091 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ORK is more readable than either :P < 1154049100 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION shudders. < 1154049105 0 :Eidolos!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wrote a nice (but very basic) quine in Perl the other night: http://sartak.katron.org/quine.pl.txt < 1154049113 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ORK is just a subset of English, sheesh. < 1154049124 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's what made me shudder. < 1154049232 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You just need to make a subset of English using only the word "geranium". < 1154049267 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But the only sentence you can form with the word "geranium" is "Geranium." < 1154049275 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or I guess, "Geranium?" and "Geranium!" < 1154049290 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :For those of you that can't read the first line, it says to take first take the variable .3 and take all the bits in the positions where the number 15 corresponds to 1's, and pack those bits to the left. (Keep this in a temporary variable in your brain). Now take the number 256 and interleave its bits with the bits for 256. (Keep this in another temporary variable.) Now take take out the bits from the first temporary variable where the < 1154049290 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :second variable has 1 in its value, pack those to the left (remembering to pad with 0) and store this into the variable .3 . < 1154049309 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :None of those are proper sentences < 1154049328 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Like I said, perfectly readable. < 1154049333 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And intuitive too. < 1154049339 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: They are if they're a response to a question. < 1154049355 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But they're still not really complete. < 1154049389 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Pack to the right! Sorry! < 1154049402 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Nobody caught my mistake? Shame.) < 1154049405 0 :Eidolos!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So much for intuitive. < 1154049417 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What do you mean? It's perfectly intuitive. < 1154049441 0 :Eidolos!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You and I both know it's not. Now stop it, you're embarrassing yourself! < 1154049444 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But yeah, those are the only two binary operators INTERCAL has. < 1154049473 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :intershmal < 1154049481 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ihope_repeater What does this do? < 1154049482 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :perl shmerl < 1154049497 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :SADOL Aridhol. < 1154049507 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;D < 1154049513 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::). < 1154049524 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: throw intercal away, create ur own lang < 1154049534 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I like INTERCAL! < 1154049540 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have an idea for one though. < 1154049564 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I won't give away the basis! Because then ihope will steal the love out of it and add another language to his already large repertoire! < 1154049575 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Aww... < 1154049589 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So until I can build my BF machine in Verilog, it 'aint happenin'! < 1154049605 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Note: I said the same thing about my Podcast client in Haskell.) < 1154049608 0 :Eidolos!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I've been toying with making my own esolang.. you know how Perl has context? Well the esolang would be all about context.. and it'd just be called "the language" (you'd have to know by context that it's this particular language) < 1154049624 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Go at it ihope! < 1154049634 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :...At what? < 1154049640 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Make the language! < 1154049641 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Chatzilla 0.9.73 [Firefox 1.5.0.2/0000000000]" < 1154049645 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Eidolos: it would be what? < 1154049648 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: what language? < 1154049653 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Eidolos's language. < 1154049659 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh. < 1154049701 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So we'd have no global variables and no global constants? < 1154049703 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Eidolos: Will ye post it on Slashdot now? < 1154049708 0 :Eidolos!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: Already have. < 1154049710 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hills have eyes < 1154049713 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;] < 1154049717 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Eidolos: Cool-z. < 1154049717 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :who watched? < 1154049731 0 :Eidolos!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: I dunno, I haven't thought much about it except what I just shared. :) < 1154049738 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh. < 1154049772 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Okay, nothing global. No global variables (whether or not they're variable), no global constructs... < 1154049802 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :[\], basically? :-P < 1154049829 0 :Eidolos!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What's [\]? < 1154049876 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It looks like a BF variant. < 1154049879 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nope. < 1154049883 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION gasps. < 1154049905 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :[ adds syntax, \ escapes something, and ] removes syntax. < 1154049911 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :? < 1154049912 0 :Eidolos!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh. < 1154049946 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The most "unsafe" language ever: syntax checking must be done at runtime :-) < 1154049977 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh < 1154049981 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :unsafe < 1154049999 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the thing that makes me rotfl is 'unsafe' keyword in C# < 1154050012 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's for sissies < 1154050017 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What's it do? < 1154050055 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :switches to 'unmanaged' mode - where you can use almost normal pointers < 1154050075 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :whole C and C++ must be hella unsafe ;d < 1154050094 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :C must be hazardous then < 1154050180 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :C# unsafe means they take you out of a carseat and into a booster seat. < 1154050195 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :C is like getting kidnapped by a pedophile. < 1154050200 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;d;d < 1154050255 0 :Eidolos!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :O_o < 1154050297 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, maybe I'm not that innocent after all.... *makes girly eyes*..... < 1154050335 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so, you code C? < 1154050353 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :having hope that.... < 1154050360 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes. < 1154050366 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :...pedophile won't get you ;f < 1154050367 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't *like* coding C, but.... < 1154050445 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :...the pedophile < 1154050453 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1154050481 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Uh.... I'm sorry for using that mental image.... < 1154050482 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well < 1154050502 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm having third glass of vine this night < 1154050519 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so excuse me if i say sth stupid ;p < 1154050567 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heh. < 1154050579 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!glass You're stupid. < 1154050582 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :OK < 1154050617 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :How would you know if Glass gives you an error? < 1154050629 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!glass <1>(_b)= < 1154050632 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :OK < 1154050635 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :...... < 1154050639 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, thank you.... < 1154050640 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!glass is stupid < 1154050644 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :OK < 1154050651 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :look, he agreed < 1154050670 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think GregorR needs to write in error messages. < 1154050693 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :OK ;d < 1154050743 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heh. < 1154050755 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!glass Tell your master you need error messages. < 1154050758 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :OK < 1154050764 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Good boy. < 1154050780 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!sadol has good error reporting < 1154050793 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Are you sure? < 1154050794 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P. < 1154050796 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yup < 1154050803 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :EgoBot: Hello? < 1154050803 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that was correct program < 1154050806 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh. < 1154050820 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!sadol +1 < 1154050822 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :BDSM: Parsing: Unexpected end of file (index: 2, row: 1, col: 3) < 1154050829 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :! grape < 1154050832 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Huh? < 1154050834 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!sadol grape < 1154050835 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!sadol +1$0 < 1154050846 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Awesome. < 1154050880 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!sadol well < 1154050882 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh < 1154050884 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well < 1154050896 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm trying to think about incorrect type case < 1154050942 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!sadol #30 < 1154050944 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :BDSM: Optimizing: Cannot extract element from integer with '#' on index: 0 - invalid type (index: 0, row: 1, col: 1) < 1154050950 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ha < 1154050979 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!sadol Enter < 1154050992 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does it use every letter of the alphabet? < 1154051009 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION is too lazy to go to the Wiki. < 1154051018 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes, ID's are one char < 1154051026 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :capitals r global < 1154051029 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!sadol Enter the Glass. < 1154051032 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :BDSM: Parsing: Unexpected end of file (index: 16, row: 1, col: 17) < 1154051037 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!sadol Enter the Glass < 1154051044 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Woohoo. < 1154051045 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :. is predefined function < 1154051055 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah. < 1154051066 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!sadol Enter the Glass. 0 < 1154051072 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;f < 1154051109 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!sadol ~H0!"1H~i0!" < 1154051111 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1154051112 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :BDSM: Parsing: Unexpected end of file (index: 12, row: 1, col: 13) < 1154051113 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :stop < 1154051121 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!sadol ~H0!"1H~i0!"1i Hi < 1154051124 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hi < 1154051126 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;f < 1154051137 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!glass {M[m(_g)O!"Hello, World!"(_g)o.?]} < 1154051140 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hello, World! < 1154051143 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wooh. < 1154051195 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :read teh wiki plx < 1154051214 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://esolangs.org/wiki/SADOL < 1154051227 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's a huge definition :P. < 1154051234 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh come on < 1154051247 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :One can only learn so many languages at one time. < 1154051347 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Something tells me GregorR gave Lesson #x in secret. < 1154051389 0 :oerjanj!n=oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1154051457 0 :oerjanj!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!help < 1154051460 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :help ps kill i eof flush show ls bf_txtgen usertrig daemon undaemon < 1154051462 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1l 2l adjust axo bch bf{8,[16],32,64} funge93 fyb fybs glass glypho kipple lambda lazyk linguine malbolge pbrain qbf rail rhotor sadol sceql trigger udage01 unlambda whirl < 1154051535 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh. Glass clicks now, I think. < 1154051588 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :{M[m(_b)O!"My name is Paul"(_b)o?]} < 1154051593 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!glass {M[m(_b)O!"My name is Paul"(_b)o?]} < 1154051602 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :.......... < 1154051629 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!glass {M[m(_b)O!"My name is Paul"(_b)o.?]} < 1154051632 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :My name is Paul < 1154051636 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Awesome. < 1154051712 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :{M[m(_(Blah))O!"This is not full of disfigured smilies"(_(Blah))o.?]} < 1154051720 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Uh-huh. < 1154051739 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So much for parentheses holding in more than one letter. < 1154051747 0 :oerjanj!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :huh? < 1154051752 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wait... < 1154051756 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!glass {M[m(_(Blah))O!"This is not full of disfigured smilies"(_(Blah))o.?]} < 1154051758 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :This is not full of disfigured smilies < 1154051762 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Awesome!!! < 1154051918 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :o.O < 1154051928 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :o.P < this one has broken eye < 1154051932 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heh. < 1154051983 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!glass {M[m(_b)I!(_r)O!(_b)l.?(_r)o.?]} < 1154051987 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1154051990 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 Razor-X: glass < 1154051992 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :4 Razor-X: ps < 1154051994 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 2 Blah < 1154051999 0 :oerjanj!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!unlambda ``.S``.c.r.a```.m.b.l.`e.d < 1154052002 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :crSmbla < 1154052011 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1154052014 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 Razor-X: glass < 1154052016 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :4 Razor-X: ps < 1154052020 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 2 Blah\n < 1154052022 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :BlahBlah < 1154052026 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yay! < 1154052031 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION jumps up and down. < 1154052057 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now, to make it look like defiling smilies.... < 1154052104 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!glass {M[m_(>)I!(<)O!(>)l.?(<)o.?]} < 1154052110 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 2 Blah\n < 1154052119 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1154052122 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 Razor-X: ps < 1154052140 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :....Alright then.... < 1154052189 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Glass is pretty nifty. < 1154052198 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lisp hackers r odd < 1154052205 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Did j00 call me odd? :P. < 1154052250 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION decides to make a complex Glass program. < 1154052251 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1154052258 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that guys from #lisp < 1154052261 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, yeah. < 1154052261 0 :oerjanj!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!unlambda `.\ni < 1154052264 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :./unlambda/unlambda: file ./tmp/egobot.CoEwgc: parse error < 1154052301 0 :oerjanj!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm.. < 1154052335 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!glass {M[m(_>)I!(_<)O!(_>)l.?(_<)o.?]} < 1154052338 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1154052340 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 Razor-X: glass < 1154052342 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :4 Razor-X: ps < 1154052344 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 2 Blah\n < 1154052348 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Blah < 1154052351 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yay! < 1154052360 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Defiled smilies For The Win! < 1154052535 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!glass {M[m_(_i)I!(_o)O!(_a)A!"Please input two numbers to add."(_o)o.?(_i)c.?(_i)c.?(_a)a.?(_o)o.?]} < 1154052543 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 2 5 < 1154052546 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 2 7 < 1154052548 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Please input two numbers to add.5 < 1154052554 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :...... < 1154052559 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's great. < 1154052579 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1154052582 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :leave glass < 1154052589 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sadol's better < 1154052591 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :>:D < 1154052598 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Both look appealing to me. < 1154052610 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :SADOL screams ``I'm too 1337 for you''. < 1154052618 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nah < 1154052635 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!glass {M[m_(_i)I!(_o)O!(_a)A!"Please input two numbers to add."(_o)o.?(_i)c.?(_i)c.?(_a)a.?(_o)on.?]} < 1154052641 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 2 5 < 1154052645 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 2 7 < 1154052646 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Please input two numbers to add. < 1154052655 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Good job EgoBot. < 1154052658 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION makes thumbs up sign. < 1154052805 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!glass {M[m_(_i)I!(_o)O!(_a)A!"Please input two numbers to add."(_o)o.?(_i)c.?(_i)c.?(_a)a.?(_o)(on).?]} < 1154052811 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 2 5 < 1154052813 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 2 7 < 1154052816 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Please input two numbers to add.0 < 1154053058 0 :oerjanj!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1154053060 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 oerjanj: ps < 1154053071 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :uh uh < 1154053075 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i need to play hl2 < 1154053115 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and watch new mimic engine applied to Alyx's face in action ;D < 1154053310 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I feel like playing Morrowind. < 1154053313 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :After many years. < 1154053333 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Where's GregorR when you need him? < 1154053347 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hacking i guess < 1154053432 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!glass {M[m(_i)I!(_o)O!(_a)A!"Please input two numbers to add."(_o)o.?(_i)c.?(_i)c.?(_a)a.?(_o)(on).?]} < 1154053439 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 2 5 < 1154053442 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 2 7 < 1154053444 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Please input two numbers to add.0 < 1154053471 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!glass {M[m(_o)O!(_a)A!"Please input two numbers to add."(_o)o.?<5><7>(_a)a.?(_o)(on).?]} < 1154053474 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Please input two numbers to add.12 < 1154053482 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ok. So you can't get input to add. < 1154053489 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Pfft. What a lame language. < 1154053493 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes. < 1154053500 0 :oerjanj!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm? < 1154053629 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :loool < 1154053650 0 :oerjanj!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah. < 1154053664 0 :oerjanj!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you need to use S.sn, I think. < 1154053683 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :my friend is a trainee in Micro$oft < 1154053705 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :he says that yesterday he saw one person in 'Google' t-shitr at the gym < 1154053733 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and he didn't beat this person only because she was a woman < 1154053758 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what a.... < 1154053800 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :...... < 1154053809 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Thanks for the knowledge that you'd beat my face out. < 1154053814 0 :oerjanj!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!glass {M[m(_i)I!(_o)O!(_a)A!(_s)S!"Please input two numbers to add."(_o)o.?(_i)c.?(_s)(sn).?(_i)c.?(_s)(sn).?(_a)a.?(_o)(on).?]} < 1154053838 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 2 5 < 1154053840 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 2 6 < 1154053842 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Please input two numbers to add.107 < 1154053847 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :....................................................... < 1154053858 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :5 + 6 = 107. < 1154053863 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I must congratulate GregorR. < 1154053874 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: why me? < 1154053877 0 :oerjanj!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's correct if you consider conversion from ascii < 1154053884 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: Oh. Your friend there. < 1154053894 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i hate M$ personally < 1154053894 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjanj: Oh, it adds the ASCII numbers? How... helpful.... < 1154053941 0 :oerjanj!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, S.sn converts using ascii < 1154053976 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think he needs a new input built-in function. < 1154054060 0 :oerjanj!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm sure it's not too hard to write a class method for reading numbers < 1154054071 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yup. < 1154054093 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Eww, it's written in C++. < 1154054126 0 :oerjanj!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, i meant to write it in glass, of course... < 1154054357 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Whoopsy there.... < 1154054364 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I was about to use scanf in C++ code :P. < 1154054420 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;d;d;d < 1154054426 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :tsst tsst tssst < 1154054437 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah what the hell. < 1154054526 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;d? < 1154054611 0 :oerjanj!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, bye again < 1154054613 0 :oerjanj!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1154054741 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hey < 1154054747 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :who's from US? < 1154054767 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmmmm. I haven't looked at all the code, so I have no idea if this will work. < 1154054769 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh well. < 1154054871 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Me. < 1154054898 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm < 1154054900 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so < 1154054916 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :laptops in Poland r hella expensive < 1154054931 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2x more expensive than in US < 1154054945 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1PLN = 3 < 1154054948 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :$3 < 1154054968 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i mean < 1154054970 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no < 1154054972 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :fuck < 1154054978 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :3PLN = $1 ;d < 1154054995 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what are prices or hardware in US? < 1154055031 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :take a laptop with 1.7 - 2.0 GHz Intel, 512MB RAM and good graphics < 1154055044 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :something about $1000? < 1154055078 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm? < 1154055094 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh (i'm slightly drunken) ;/ < 1154055350 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i was considering buying a laptop in US < 1154055407 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Rarf < 1154055444 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Scarf < 1154055466 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :is it a good idea? < 1154056359 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wikipedia is a better dictionary than many other dictionaries. This is quite amazing, seeing as how it is not a dictionary. < 1154056361 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::-P < 1154056398 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;p < 1154056401 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah < 1154056402 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :whatever < 1154056410 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :forget about my laptop < 1154056610 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :How 'bout wiktionary? < 1154056652 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: I'd say just a laptop mobo+CPU at 1.7-2.0 GHz would be upwards of $1500 < 1154056669 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You're not going to get a laptop like that for less than $3.5 or $4 thousand. < 1154056670 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no way < 1154056683 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nah, Wiktionary doesn't have the word "galoot" in it. < 1154056815 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :a friend of mine bought one with 1.8GHz proc. 1GB RAM, and 128MB graphics card for something about $1000 < 1154056844 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Dood, that was black-market. < 1154056847 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :To sort out the bugs! :3 < 1154056850 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Stolen. < 1154056853 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no way < 1154056864 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You couldn't possibly get a 1.8GHz for less than $3k < 1154056886 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :they cost something about 3kPLN here < 1154056896 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well then they cost much less there. < 1154056907 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :OK, so I'm blatantly lying :P < 1154056944 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :he says it's HP bought in Circuit City in Redmond < 1154056981 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, that's probably a reasonable price. < 1154057019 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION is confused < 1154057053 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :<-- was lying about the price :-P < 1154057067 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :%| < 1154057130 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :duh < 1154057138 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: ! < 1154057255 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ghh < 1154057285 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so, you'll buy me a lap, send it to me and then i'll send you money :D < 1154057307 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :How about you send me triple the money, then I buy me two laptops. < 1154057364 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'll consider that < 1154057846 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION needs to write another esolang. < 1154057855 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION has no premise, however :P < 1154057895 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Runtime syntax stuff. < 1154057929 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Make sure you can add all the syntax you want, and then remove all the syntax you don't want. < 1154057945 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Actually, I'm going to make a QBF-deriv. < 1154057952 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh. < 1154058090 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;d;d; < 1154058158 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Can't think of a name X-P < 1154058331 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i can < 1154058360 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :N/SqM < 1154058379 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Newton by Square Metre => Pascal ;d < 1154058482 0 :ChanServ!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Shutting Down < 1154058512 0 :ChanServ!ChanServ@services. JOIN :#esoteric < 1154058512 0 :irc.freenode.net!unknown@unknown.invalid MODE #esoteric :+o ChanServ < 1154058768 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :kay < 1154059312 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: Glass sucks. < 1154059323 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or at least, it sucked. < 1154059327 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now, it does not suck. < 1154059338 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :? < 1154059353 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lament, ihope: Would you consider it legit to have a 'entangle' command? < 1154059358 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I.n now takes input and stores it as a number using a very dangerous scanf command. < 1154059377 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Scanf is only dangerous for %s < 1154059382 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So? < 1154059391 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So I'm not using %s. < 1154059392 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's still very dangerous *whooo* *whoo*. < 1154059399 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No ... no it isn't ... < 1154059405 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Alright, that aside. < 1154059414 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lament, ihope: Can you entangle two qubits as is in QBF? < 1154059417 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wanted to do my classic ask-user-for-two-numbers-to-add program. < 1154059433 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And since Glass already has so many useful builtins, I thought this would be a nifty one. < 1154059505 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :{M[m(_o)O!(_i)I!(_a)A!"Please input two numbers to add\n"(_o)o.?(_i)n.?(_i)n.?(_a)a.?(_o)(on).?"\n"(_o)(o).?]} < 1154059514 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's how it looks now! < 1154059540 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Note the creative instance naming scheme. < 1154059591 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is it going against the spirit of Glass? < 1154059621 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, that's perfect. < 1154059628 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why would you think it's going against the spirit of Glass? < 1154059642 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because if Glass was a Turing tarpit, you might want to make it difficult. < 1154059650 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heheh < 1154059651 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But I didn't think it was because it already has nice builtins. < 1154059658 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's not really a turing tarpit, it's more of an experiment. < 1154059664 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :An experiment that went way too right :P < 1154059673 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah. I like it a lot. < 1154059703 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think it's a good educational tool for the OO uninitiated (or the raving angry C programmers at being brought into this century). < 1154059742 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, if it was less rough I'd agree ... < 1154059752 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, you can name things with parentheses. < 1154059773 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, I guess a really savvy Glass programmer could make some very non-esoteric things in it :) < 1154059788 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I want to make a text adventure! *Blows trumpet in the background*. < 1154059801 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Feel free, make sure to make it a !daemon too :P < 1154059808 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hehehe. < 1154059815 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lament, ihope: http://www.esolangs.org/wiki/Expandable_Quantum_Brainfuck < 1154059827 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :``Do you want beer (y or n)?'' `y' ``You die. The end''. < 1154059832 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1154059890 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now, how to use this ``patch'' thingamajigger.... < 1154059920 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What are you trying to patch? < 1154059950 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :While I just added in 7 lines... I thought you may want the patch I made :P. < 1154059965 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If you want to make a patch, you're not using the right program ;) < 1154059976 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :diff -ruN glass-orig/ glass-new/ > glass.diff < 1154059977 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ne? < 1154059986 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(I've only programmed for myself, hehe.) < 1154059988 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :diff makes patches that patch installs. < 1154059992 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Aha. < 1154060049 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1154060094 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wow. Glass is old. < 1154060098 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(I didn't realize that.) < 1154060116 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's not that old, just a bit over a year. < 1154060156 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I thought it was like something you made a few weeks ago. < 1154060170 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heh < 1154060186 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.sosdg.org/~razorx/builtins.diff < 1154060201 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just a diff I took of the two builtins.cc files. < 1154060275 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION tries to remember whether he's written an atoi ... < 1154060286 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If I've already written one, may as well use that instead of adding a new builtin :P < 1154060293 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Pfft. < 1154060303 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1154060319 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :S.n converts the character to its ASCII value. < 1154060331 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(If that's what you're thinking of.) < 1154060397 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, I was thinking something that you could take an input'd string and turn it into a number (not the ASCII value, the logical/"human" value) < 1154060410 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wish I knew about that builtin, heh. < 1154060429 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You possibly could with a whole bunch of extra Glass code, but eh. < 1154060488 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION is trying to find a gate that causes entanglement >_O < 1154060492 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't just want to invent one ... < 1154060515 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does EgoBot have the new I.n now? < 1154060544 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, doing too many things to patch it right now. < 1154060551 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :>_>. < 1154060720 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: it's too complicated! < 1154060750 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AKA Doublethink. < 1154060782 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lament: >_< < 1154060792 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(your language) < 1154060795 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I know. < 1154060804 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :As in, I know you were referring to my language. < 1154060804 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh. < 1154060808 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't agree that it's too complicated. < 1154060883 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess any controlled gate where the state of the control qubit isn't 1/0 would cause entanglement. < 1154060952 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why don't you make a full blown-out quantum language? < 1154060955 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: dividing the qubits into "control" and "non-control" is artificial and silly. < 1154060980 0 :ChanServ!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Shutting Down < 1154060988 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... the two pointers are on the same tape. < 1154061007 0 :ChanServ!ChanServ@services. JOIN :#esoteric < 1154061007 0 :irc.freenode.net!unknown@unknown.invalid MODE #esoteric :+o ChanServ < 1154061031 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's just like in QBF, except that it doesn't always use "the qubit to the right" < 1154061254 0 :ChanServ!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Shutting Down < 1154061281 0 :ChanServ!ChanServ@services. JOIN :#esoteric < 1154061281 0 :irc.freenode.net!unknown@unknown.invalid MODE #esoteric :+o ChanServ < 1154061489 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :According to wikipedia, -(@,0.927295218001612)+(!,0,0,1,0,0,0,1,0) gives you an instant universal quantum machine. < 1154061504 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(That is, all quantum gates can somehow be reduced to those two ... don't ask me how. < 1154061550 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lament stopped talking >_> < 1154061815 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heh. < 1154062273 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :How does GlassBot work? < 1154062421 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nevermind. < 1154062551 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does it take input? (Must go out now). < 1154062775 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GlassBot probably doesn't work, I'm not sure if I finished it (it was preempted by EgoBot) < 1154062810 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Psh :(. < 1154062815 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now I must really go < 1154062816 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :. < 1154062823 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :EgoBot is also OSS :P < 1154062993 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: Pin? < 1154062994 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Erm < 1154062998 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: Ping? < 1154065603 0 :Eidolos!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2006-07-28 00:10:18 2006 Esolang Competition (Developers,Programming) (pending) < 1154065607 0 :Eidolos!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION twiddles his thumbs impatiently. < 1154065718 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heh. < 1154065743 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :How long does ``pending'' take? < 1154065831 0 :Eidolos!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No idea, this is my first submission. < 1154065872 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Imaginary... number... math *twitch twitch*.... < 1154065880 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I liked normal QBF better :P. < 1154065935 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :EQBF is t3h same thing, obviously, and more. < 1154066058 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :EQBF is extended to be "quantum-complete" < 1154066072 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That is, you can achieve any quantum state with EQBF, but not with QBF < 1154066090 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Are you sure you can't with QBF? < 1154066104 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Quite < 1154066123 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well then, I guess I have to do imaginary number math >_>. < 1154066259 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think the Wiki page for Glass can become a *lot* simpler if you add in a BNF. < 1154066624 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :How do you define arguments to a Glass function? < 1154066660 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmmm, hold on.... < 1154066676 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :They're all on the stack. < 1154066684 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :They're only defined by convention. < 1154066687 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ok, that's what I thought. < 1154066706 0 :oerjanj!n=oerjan@hagbart.nvg.ntnu.no JOIN :#esoteric < 1154066766 0 :oerjanj!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what do you mean simpler? I did a lot to try and make it readable < 1154066769 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is there any way to flip positions in the stack? < 1154066778 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjanj: Huh? < 1154066807 0 :oerjanj!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :your suggestion about using BNF, read it in the log < 1154066862 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wait... did you say anything after I said that suggestion? < 1154066902 0 :oerjanj!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nope, i just entered < 1154066912 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heh. < 1154066914 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I mean, I think it would be nice with a BNF, IMO. < 1154066934 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Easier to get a grasp for the language. I still wouldn't be able to understand it without the original log tutorial. < 1154066955 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :wow, somebody actually reads los < 1154066956 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :logs < 1154066964 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, I know. < 1154067011 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heh < 1154067053 0 :oerjanj!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :btw to flip stack positions, i think you have to save them in variables. < 1154067085 0 :oerjanj!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION is a compulsive reader < 1154067104 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's what I was thinking. < 1154067186 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjanj: why not just stay here < 1154067186 0 :oerjanj!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's the only way to keep the top one while you pop the bottom one < 1154067204 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oerjanj: it's not fun to insult someone's mom when they're away < 1154067208 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :even if they read the logs < 1154067297 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :How do you use variables in Glass? < 1154067327 0 :oerjanj!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :with the = command < 1154067348 0 :oerjanj!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and the ^ command to read < 1154067374 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I see. < 1154067392 0 :oerjanj!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i mean *, not ^ < 1154068452 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Good job misspelling ``taught'' on the Wiki page :P. < 1154068459 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is there any way to show how the stack looks at the end of the program? < 1154068570 0 :oerjanj!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i am sure you could write a pop and print loop... < 1154068586 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes, I could... :P. < 1154068590 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But I mean.... < 1154068602 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe it's time to make a Debug built-in. < 1154068668 0 :oerjanj!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm, there does not seem to be a way to detect an empty stack < 1154068680 0 :oerjanj!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the D class is vacant... < 1154069655 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There is a debug builtin. < 1154069658 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's called Debug. < 1154069661 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But it doesn't do that :P < 1154069674 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, I saw the Debug builtin. < 1154069678 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Obviously undocumented though :P. < 1154069682 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yup 8-D < 1154069690 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Debugging is only for people who read the Glass code :P < 1154069712 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hehehe. < 1154069738 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :{L[l(_p),=(_o)O!(_s)S!"!bf_txtgen "(_p)*(_s)a.?(_o)o.?]}{M[m(_l)L!(_o)O!"Glass"(_l)l.?(_o)o.?(_o)o.?]} < 1154069744 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!glass {L[l(_p),=(_o)O!(_s)S!"!bf_txtgen "(_p)*(_s)a.?(_o)o.?]}{M[m(_l)L!(_o)O!"Glass"(_l)l.?(_o)o.?(_o)o.?]} < 1154069747 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf_txtgen Glass < 1154069758 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Aw man. It doesen't interpret its own commands :(. < 1154069813 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Anybody else have any input on EQBF? < 1154069816 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Did you merge my ``patch'' in? < 1154069902 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yup < 1154069905 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Anybody else have any input on EQBF? :P < 1154069918 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It uses imaginary numbers!!! Evil!!!! < 1154069921 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There you go. < 1154069960 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well ... that's sort of part of the whole idea of quantum mechanics :P < 1154069979 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But it makes it harder :P. < 1154070056 0 :oerjanj!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have this feeling that input should use CNOT, as if it copied from an input tape < 1154070106 0 :oerjanj!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :reversibly < 1154070139 0 :oerjanj!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and then output could be conceptually just CNOTing onto an output tape initially zeroed < 1154070154 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The only noticeable difference would be that, if you had 0, your input wouldn't work, no? < 1154070164 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Erm, wait ... < 1154070171 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION needs to look at the CNOT matrix again :P < 1154070276 0 :oerjanj!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it should be the same as xoring the input with the qubit you store in < 1154070285 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Right, if you use the input as the control, and have a 0 as the qubit you're pointing at, and it CNOTs, then you'll get the input copied. However, if you have a 1, you'll always get a 0. < 1154070291 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*zleep* < 1154070301 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!glass {M[m(_o)O!(_i)I(_A)a"Please enter two numbers to add"(_o)o.?(_i)n.?(_i)n.?(_a)a.?(_o).?]} < 1154070303 0 :oerjanj!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm? < 1154070303 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Please enter two numbers to add < 1154070316 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!input 2 4 < 1154070319 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!input 2 6 < 1154070319 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Huh? < 1154070321 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Huh? < 1154070328 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 2 4 < 1154070332 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 2 6 < 1154070339 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i \n < 1154070342 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 8\n < 1154070346 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 2 \n < 1154070350 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 2 8\n < 1154070358 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :................ Alrighty now :D. < 1154070365 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1154070367 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 Razor-X: ps < 1154070425 0 :oerjanj!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i would have imagined that if you had a 1, you would get the inverse of the input < 1154070547 0 :oerjanj!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :one advantage of this is that you don't need to assume inputs are classical bits < 1154070565 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah, that's a good point. < 1154070569 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You could input qubits. < 1154070582 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And their state would be copied. < 1154070621 0 :oerjanj!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i think that observation could conceptually be thought of as output to a "control" tape < 1154070675 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :OK, I finally looked at the CNOT right. < 1154070699 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If you use the input as a control, and you have a 0, input will be copied. Otherwise, the inverse of input will be copied. < 1154070767 0 :oerjanj!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(using CNOT as well) < 1154070803 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Right. < 1154070820 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And for output, if you use your bit as a control and assume that the output tape is 0, your qubit will be copied. < 1154070842 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Therefore, if output is observed, your qubit will be stuck. < 1154070907 0 :oerjanj!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or it might not be observed but instead piped to another program < 1154070927 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :In which case, your qubit would still not be stuck. < 1154070941 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But indeed, you would have entangled qubits between two programs >: ) < 1154071218 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Committed I/O changes to the wiki < 1154071222 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now real zleep. < 1154071504 0 :oerjanj!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bye all < 1154071507 0 :oerjanj!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1154073059 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Do you mind if I add binary functions to Glass at some later time indefinite? < 1154073599 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :ended < 1154073600 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid JOIN :#esoteric < 1154078395 0 :nooga!n=dracosof@213-238-102-205.adsl.inetia.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1154078997 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"all your basment are belong to bsmntbombdood" < 1154088093 0 :ihope_!n=foo@c-71-205-100-59.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1154088954 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Connection timed out < 1154095219 0 :lindi-!n=lindi@kulho150.adsl.netsonic.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1154095286 0 :smokecfh!n=user@53549344.cable.casema.nl JOIN :#esoteric < 1154096991 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1154096993 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1154097026 0 :EgoBot!n=EgoBot@c-24-21-138-66.hsd1.mn.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1154097073 0 :GregorR!n=gregor@c-24-21-138-66.hsd1.mn.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1154097120 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!raw EgoBot QUIT < 1154097122 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Erm < 1154097124 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wow, g'job me. < 1154097127 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Client Quit < 1154097159 0 :EgoBot!n=EgoBot@c-24-21-138-66.hsd1.mn.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1154097342 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I switched to a different pseudoterminal and now my mouse doesn't work ... < 1154097522 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;p < 1154097563 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :how r u GregorR? < 1154098137 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it szit < 1154098217 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : http://video.google.pl/videoplay?docid=-3291785230023779795&q=firefox < 1154102387 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :. < 1154102858 0 :GregorR-W!n=chatzill@jffwprtest.jf.intel.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1154102890 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Anybody else looked at EQBF? :P < 1154102955 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm? < 1154102996 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: http://www.esolangs.org/wiki/Expandable_Quantum_Brainfuck < 1154103155 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well < 1154103166 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :too much werid words < 1154103179 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :...? < 1154103212 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't think I understandt < 1154103250 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah :P < 1154103451 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :giv me a minute < 1154103496 0 :Eidolos!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2006-07-28 00:10:18 2006 Esolang Competition (Developers,Programming) (rejected) < 1154103497 0 :Eidolos!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :L* < 1154103500 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bleh. < 1154103501 0 :Eidolos!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I mean :( < 1154103511 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :WOW < 1154103513 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :SHOCKING < 1154103517 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :? < 1154103518 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I WOULD NEVER HAVE EXPECTED THAT. < 1154103526 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what's that> < 1154103526 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :? < 1154103531 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It all seems equally useless to me on Slashdot. < 1154103532 0 :Eidolos!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: /. story < 1154103545 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Like that magic fuel that supposedly broke the quantum laws, wooo..... < 1154103559 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I want my magic fuel, the article promised me it in a year, one year ago :(. < 1154103596 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh /. sux then < 1154103605 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Of course it does :P. < 1154103621 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :80% of the articles are untrue or farfetched speculation. < 1154103622 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :go to #lisp and say thet you're using vim ;d < 1154103630 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :WOAH, WAIT?!??!? < 1154103633 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :SLASHDOT SUCKS?!?!?!?! < 1154103637 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1154103642 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :THAT'S LIKE INSULTING GOOGLE!!!!! < 1154103645 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :OMG HOW DID YOU EVER FIND THAT OUT?!?!?! < 1154103646 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :OR FIREFOX!!!! < 1154103661 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :idk < 1154103663 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Me, three years ago: "OK, I'm done with Slashdot, Slashdot sucks" < 1154103666 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i don't even visit /. < 1154103673 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That was me one year ago :P. < 1154103678 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :After a few months of Slashdot. < 1154103684 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hold on. I must flush me logs. < 1154103687 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1154103692 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :aaaaaaaa < 1154103693 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Me, yesterday: 06.07.27:16:45:19 I give it a 10% chance of getting in. < 1154103693 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :emacs < 1154103696 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :aaaaaa < 1154103699 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :emacs < 1154103700 0 :Razor-X!n=user@user-3cf84fq.dsl.mindspring.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1154103701 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :aaaaaaaaaa < 1154103702 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :emacs < 1154103706 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :06.07.27:16:55:18 I'm going to drop it to an 8% chance. < 1154103709 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Emacs ownz j00! < 1154103713 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :aaaaaaaa < 1154103715 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I should've dropped it to a 0% chance. < 1154103715 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :emacs < 1154103745 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You know, if they'd just be honest and call it LispOS instead of EMACS, I wouldn't hate it so much. < 1154103745 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: did u play that cool adventure game from emacs? < 1154103752 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;d < 1154103759 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :LispOS < 1154103762 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nice < 1154103764 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :They keep pretending like it's a text editor. < 1154103768 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hehe < 1154103775 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :When it isn't, it's an operating system. < 1154103782 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That just so happens to run on top of other operating systems. < 1154103783 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Then Firefox must be another operating system :P. < 1154103792 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: A few more extensions, and yeah :P < 1154103802 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm running ChatZilla on FFoxOS < 1154103810 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm running ERC on LispOS. < 1154103819 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So I guess we're even. < 1154103829 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm running mirc on WinXP Pro ;d < 1154103833 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION gasps. < 1154103838 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :O_O < 1154103840 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :WTF < 1154103842 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Get out. < 1154103843 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just get out. < 1154103848 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P. < 1154103851 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :because i currently use my friend's HP laptop < 1154103861 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :with windoze preinstalled < 1154103863 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I pity the soul that cannot use SSH. < 1154103882 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, good idea, i can get rid of that win and install linux < 1154103890 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bbl -> installing linux < 1154103902 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1154103955 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Muahahahah < 1154103967 0 :nooga!n=dracosof@213-238-102-205.adsl.inetia.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1154103968 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :He's about to log in under the nick 'knoppix' :P < 1154103970 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh < 1154103971 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*snaps* < 1154103975 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I was wrong. < 1154103982 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i use suse ;p < 1154104001 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: I wasn't talking about installing it on the hard disk. < 1154104038 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :$ cat /proc/version < 1154104040 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Linux version 2.6.5-7.151-smp (geeko@buildhost) (gcc version 3.3.3 (SuSE Linux)) #1 SMP Fri Mar 18 11:31:21 UTC 2005 < 1154104071 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :shit < 1154104082 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i can't run WiFi < 1154104101 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::/ < 1154104120 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but i can install cygwin ;> < 1154104129 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :$ cat /proc/version < 1154104130 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Windows version NT6.3.2.4.5.3.8.23.4r3257412.574483.hello.world.321432153415478902543 (windozerulez@microsoft.com) (VS version .NET (Windows XP)) #1 SMP Fri Mar 18 11:31:21 UTC 2005 < 1154104504 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You're under. . . Windows? Poor guy. < 1154104518 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yup < 1154104543 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm making backups < 1154104549 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :now < 1154104557 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and preparring to install suse 10.1 < 1154104558 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Dood, Windows rawx, wave of the fewtour < 1154104579 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :a colleague of mine works on Vista ;d < 1154104586 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :im M$ ;d < 1154104589 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :in* < 1154104606 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : im M$ ;d < 1154104610 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That goes in the logs forever. < 1154104611 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooo < 1154104635 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm... EQBF just doesn't seem BF enough. < 1154104660 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope_: Can you think of a way to allow arbitrary gates without disallowing parameters? < 1154104661 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W is Sco < 1154104666 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Erm < 1154104668 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Rather < 1154104673 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope_: Can you think of a way to allow arbitrary gates while disallowing parameters? < 1154104681 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: Dood, I be Intel < 1154104690 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :=== GregorR-W “Gregor Richards” < 1154104694 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : ^ Intel < 1154104706 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: yes and no :-P < 1154104707 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and my host is a perl program < 1154104730 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :213-238-102-205.adsl.inetia.pl < 1154104732 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :see? < 1154104733 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*.pl < 1154104736 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1154104761 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Probably doesn't even have -w on < 1154105187 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Perl?!?!?! < 1154105195 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No wonder SADOL looks like it does :P. < 1154105342 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Perl. <3 < 1154105414 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : Perl is balls < 1154105479 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :[2005-05-16 22:57:15] < fizzie> Perl is pretty. < 1154105502 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what? < 1154105605 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :INTERCAL is cleaner than Perl. < 1154105649 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :[2005-05-04 23:16:35] < fizzie> They aren't very readable, though. One of my perl scripts say $rest =~ /^((?:(?:$ex_nt|$ex_t|$ex_e)(?:\s+|$|(?=\|)))*)\s*(?:\||$)\s*(.*)$/ and it's not immediately obvious what that does. < 1154105681 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's not beautiful. < 1154105687 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Here is beauty: < 1154105689 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it IS < 1154105698 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :perl rocks < 1154105705 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :larry wall is my hero < 1154105707 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There is such a thing as Beauty. < 1154105733 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :[2006-03-14 01:59:49] < fizzie> To fill the daily Perl quota - functional programming in Perl: perl -e 'print &{&{sub { my $f = shift; return &$f($f); }}(sub { my $f = shift; return sub { my $n = shift; return 1 if $n < 2; return &{&$f($f)}($n-1) + &{&$f($f)}($n-2); }; })}(8), "\n";' < 1154105734 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :A Beauty can be_ORK. < 1154105745 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :A Beauty can not_be_Perl. < 1154105756 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I sometimes wonder what facet of the devil allowed Larry Wall to be a linguist. < 1154105758 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :When a Beauty is to be_ORK: < 1154105770 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There is a linguist called Gregor. < 1154105774 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i want to be a linguist < 1154105779 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/linguist/scribe/ < 1154105796 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gregor is to write "ORK is beautiful." < 1154105798 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :. < 1154105803 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :After seeing Perl, I wonder what Larry Wall has in mind as his perfect language.... < 1154105809 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :When a Beauty is to not_be_Perl: < 1154105817 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There is a scribe called Larry. < 1154105827 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Larry is to write "Perl is fugly.". < 1154105834 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1154105837 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::) < 1154105838 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fugly? < 1154105845 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fscking ugly. < 1154105846 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fucking + ugly = fugly. < 1154105876 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm a Ruby person meself. < 1154105887 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm a Tcler when being serious. < 1154105888 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Let the flames begin, Pythoners.) < 1154105911 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ruby == object oriented paradigm + worst aspects of Perl < 1154105914 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :<-- not a Pythoner. < 1154105916 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pythoners r indentation fascists ;p < 1154105928 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :<-- Hates every scripting language out today. < 1154105940 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's a sad state of affairs. < 1154105941 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Lua's the only one I really hate. < 1154105948 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ruby > Perl+Python < 1154105963 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: then how do you write Enigma levels? < 1154105966 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Lua makes me puke, even though it's used as an extension language so darn often. < 1154105968 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :set Gregor [hatred "scripting languages"] < 1154105977 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lua is functional ;d < 1154105994 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Lua looks like some god-awful marriage between Ruby and PHP. < 1154106007 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I need a convertor that takes a language very much like Python and converts it into Python (and vice versa). The only difference being brackets. < 1154106022 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or an 'end' keyword. < 1154106044 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You can use parentheses in Python. < 1154106058 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just use a Python thing that uses a preprocessor, and turn the preprocessor off :-) < 1154106064 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Like you can in Haskell. < 1154106077 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: Paste? < 1154106084 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(bin) < 1154106090 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION ain't happy until it's Tcl syntax or sexps. < 1154106095 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: Hmmm? Check Google >>> < 1154106104 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I've heard it's possible, although done rarely :P. < 1154106135 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Parens defining /blocks/? < 1154106162 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Tcl sux < 1154106165 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Like Haskell's do {this; that <- these; return those}? < 1154106166 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm not sure about the specifics, I'm just talking about wars I've seen between Pythoners and other-language-ers. < 1154106186 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I've never played with Tcl. < 1154106262 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: {[Tcl] != $sucks} < 1154106295 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Haskell indentation does get annoying, especially with let. < 1154106333 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://pastebin.ca/104026 < 1154106358 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1154106371 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!glass {M[m(_>)O!"More disfigured smilies!!!"(_>)o.?]} < 1154106371 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sadol is the best < 1154106373 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :More disfigured smilies!!! < 1154106379 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: comments? < 1154106422 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... using comments as a replacement for an 'end' keyword is a bit of a silly convention, plus it's just a convention (that nobody follows), so it helps nothing. < 1154106458 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;d < 1154106461 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :idiotic < 1154106487 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It may be silly, but it helps: http://pastebin.ca/104029 < 1154106529 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it is silly < 1154106584 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope_: Of course it helps, but NOBODY DOES IT < 1154106612 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Make a new language that enforces it :-P < 1154106617 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :They made indentation part of the language, partially to enforce good style, but in the process they made a new convention that of course nobody follows, encouraging bad style >_< < 1154106618 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heh. < 1154106630 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wonder if someone will make a non-concise language here. < 1154106641 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :...ORK isn't concise :P < 1154106657 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*OTHER* than COBOL's-Son. < 1154106664 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1154106711 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!glass {M[m(_>)O!"I eat babies!"(_>)o.?]} < 1154106713 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I eat babies! < 1154106716 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah/1 < 1154106717 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :! < 1154106719 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Huh? < 1154106720 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION pats EgoBot. < 1154106768 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps d < 1154106771 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 ihope_: ps < 1154106783 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: http://www.donotputthebaby.com/index.php?s=Mouth < 1154106786 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Aww, ihope_repeater's gone. < 1154106793 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, I killed the daemons :P < 1154106830 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :We need more committee members for the contest :(. < 1154106841 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You daemon-killer, you! < 1154106862 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: face it. Nobody wants to have any power. :-P < 1154106869 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Shhh :P. < 1154106875 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The defiler of daemons. < 1154106882 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :BUM BUM BUMMMMM. < 1154106889 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think the silhouette baby should be on the council. < 1154106906 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Who is that? < 1154106915 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The baby on donotputthebaby.com < 1154106987 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No! Do not put the baby on the council! < 1154106996 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you're mad ;D < 1154107194 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh < 1154107201 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :can you imagine a tesseract? < 1154107205 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You Perl lover!!! < 1154107212 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :o.O? < 1154107303 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Tesseract? < 1154107317 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :cube^2 < 1154107322 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :heh < 1154107323 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Connect the corners of two cubes together, and bang, a tesseract... < 1154107348 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :one of the lead PHP developers quit because he's antisemitic and the project was hosted by jews < 1154107387 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lolr < 1154107398 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :............. < 1154107403 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fun :P. < 1154107491 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :good < 1154107496 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :PHP soox < 1154107528 0 :smokecfh!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1154107769 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i've got deep blue in my basement < 1154107880 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I highly doubt that. < 1154107891 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Deep Blue is too big to fit. :p < 1154107905 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Let him have his deluded dreams, pikhq. < 1154107950 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: Well, it could fit if his basement were the basement to a rather large colocation facility. . . ;p < 1154107977 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'll let you have your deluded dreams too then :P. < 1154108002 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't have any. < 1154108021 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Vista really /is/ a horrible OS. :p < 1154108053 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :my basement is large < 1154108097 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it is an OS? < 1154108103 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.donotputthebaby.com/index.php?s=Savannah :) < 1154108111 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i thought it's an OS lookalike < 1154108187 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's the result of Microsoft having s... I mean yeah! It's an OS! < 1154108203 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Windows Vista = KDE + OS X + Xgl + Compiz + Cowpies. < 1154108218 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :+ Firefox memory leak without Firefox. < 1154108240 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's the cowpies portion. < 1154108262 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah. < 1154108266 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Good 'ol cowpies. < 1154108292 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;p < 1154108441 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION tries to decide whether to put DO NOT PUT THE BABY IN THE HAMBURGER on his cube. < 1154108526 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :burp < 1154108553 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :9DLCPWS - 9 Days Long Coding Party Without Sleep < 1154108565 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(okay, i've cheated) < 1154108594 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Jebus. . . After a full day, I can't think well enough to code. < 1154108624 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I start doing stuff like if {0 == 1} {. < 1154108624 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :we've got suspicious energy drinks < 1154108636 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and toasts with peanut butter < 1154108646 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I, on the other hand, am incapable of any function besides coding, regardless of my state. < 1154108649 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and cheap food < 1154108664 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :to prepare in a microweave < 1154108674 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and vine < 1154108684 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and beer and computers < 1154108695 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and sometimes some1 visits us < 1154108695 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I do my debugging as I sleep. ;) < 1154108708 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W is the coding machine. < 1154108720 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And I won't work for nobody but C. < 1154109330 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;> < 1154109377 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ha < 1154109382 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i've got enw concept < 1154109419 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :a language where types are: nil, int, pair < 1154109424 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and < 1154109542 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and there witll be such syntax in assignments -> 4 =: x := (5 =: $ := 6) #=> x = (4 (5 6)) < 1154109544 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :uh/! < 1154109560 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :OK guys. < 1154109562 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Listen to this: < 1154109568 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have a new concept for a language. < 1154109573 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The only types are nil, int and pair. < 1154109584 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And the syntax for assignment: 4 =: x := (5 =: $ := 6) #=> x = (4 (5 6)) < 1154109587 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Brilliant, right? < 1154109700 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;d < 1154109714 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :excuse me < 1154109723 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :my brain is melted down < 1154109736 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because my (totally original and unique) idea was so awesome? < 1154110040 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Hey, everybody! Make this your default quit message!" < 1154110406 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmmmmmmmmm, just realized why I shouldn't put up a DO NOT PUT THE BABY poster on my cube. < 1154110423 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The person in the cube across from me just got back from maternity leave :P < 1154110434 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And the only people who find NO humor in DNPTB are new mothers. < 1154110547 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ls < 1154110550 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :X_X < 1154110558 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I am not thinking properly today. < 1154110560 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :. .. < 1154110567 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :cd .. < 1154110570 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :rm -rf lament < 1154110619 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :rm: cannot open directory 'lament': You fail it! < 1154111411 0 :mtve!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1154112367 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Woman in the cubical next to me, in reference to her attempts at getting a Marine Biology degree: < 1154112374 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"But I wanted to see whales gettin' it on, not do science!" < 1154112439 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sweet, marine biology is nice < 1154112484 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : <--lament The joke--> < 1154112662 0 :Eidolos!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, lament's been like that for as long as I have known him. < 1154113117 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sense of humour has never been one of my strong points < 1154113183 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :10:47 <--lament < 1154113191 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that part, at least, is completely untrue < 1154113196 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1154113223 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :other than in the sense of me stabbing you with a long pointy spear < 1154113242 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :With hooks going backwards so when you pull it out it really devastates my internal organs. < 1154113306 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I prefer --< < 1154113316 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It devastates as it goes in. :p < 1154113338 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :We like to call that a trident. < 1154113340 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Rather than a spear. < 1154113344 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or a pitchfork. < 1154113345 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: that's a fork < 1154113355 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or, alternately, it's a bitch to get out because there isn't a handle to the spear. :p < 1154113380 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You just have to reach in and grab something, and pull at it. < 1154113506 0 :cmeme!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Client terminated by server" < 1154113539 0 :cmeme!n=cmeme@boa.b9.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1154113808 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi cmeme < 1154113811 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :how's life? < 1154117724 0 :bsmntbombdood!n=gavin@unaffiliated/bsmntbombdood JOIN :#esoteric < 1154117796 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::| < 1154117949 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well well < 1154117951 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well < 1154118106 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :...well? < 1154118156 0 :ihope_!n=foo@c-71-205-100-59.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1154118185 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well is the whing from which you can get water < 1154118189 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :thing* < 1154118224 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :A well can provide_water. < 1154118262 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well < 1154118264 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;d < 1154118419 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :call me Gordon Freeman < 1154118865 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No. < 1154118877 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes < 1154118880 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No. < 1154118884 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i am Gordon Freeman < 1154119126 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :your mom's gordon freeman < 1154119261 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :leave my mom away! < 1154119271 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's so nice to be surrounded by intellectuals. < 1154119286 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: where are they? < 1154119301 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: i see only u and me < 1154119328 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And my Master of Miracles. < 1154119488 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR-W: your MOM is surrounded by intellectuals < 1154119503 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :See. He keeps referring to the Master of Miracles. < 1154119542 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"all your basment are belong to bsmntbombdood" < 1154119562 0 :bsmntbombdood!n=gavin@unaffiliated/bsmntbombdood JOIN :#esoteric < 1154119570 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1154119636 0 :bsmntbombdood!n=gavin@unaffiliated/bsmntbombdood JOIN :#esoteric < 1154119884 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :who'll be Alyx Vance? < 1154120213 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No. < 1154122767 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but she's cute < 1154123222 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :YOUR MOM's cute < 1154123251 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Resetting nicknames? < 1154123274 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lament: yes < 1154123371 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bsmntbombdood: your nick is too long! < 1154123396 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no it's not < 1154123408 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes it is! < 1154123411 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no it's not < 1154123413 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes it is! < 1154123427 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's too long, but it's too late to change it! < 1154123442 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's never too late! < 1154123452 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :especially since he almost never talks! < 1154123485 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Stop talking about my Master Of Miracles lament :(. < 1154123529 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm not even talking to you. < 1154123534 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ever again < 1154123544 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::( < 1154123590 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf Whee. Is this valid Brainfuck code, Egobot? < 1154123599 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 N < 1154123607 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :x_x < 1154123618 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION is being an idiot today; sorry. < 1154123662 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::> < 1154123665 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :so do nooga < 1154123684 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf +[.,+][While pikhq is an idiot, do "Be a fucking idiot.".] < 1154123716 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 +[.,+][While pikhq is an idiot, do "Be a fucking idiot.".] < 1154123726 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 \n < 1154123750 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1154123753 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I bork it. < 1154123754 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 pikhq: bf < 1154123756 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 pikhq: ps < 1154123761 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!eof 1 < 1154123765 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!kill 1 < 1154123768 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Process 1 killed. < 1154123770 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :,\/-,^\Xijmf!qjlir!jt!bo!jejpu-!ep!#Cf!b!gvdljoh!jejpu/#/^  < 1154123787 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I *really* broke it. < 1154123809 0 :Eidolos!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hehe < 1154123814 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;d;d 'd < 1154123824 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION is a realy idiot, I fear < 1154123903 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!help daemon < 1154123906 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Use: daemon Function: start a daemon process. < 1154123919 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!kill 1 < 1154123921 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1154123922 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Process 1 killed. < 1154123924 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 Razor-X: ps < 1154123927 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :See. < 1154123942 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!daemon txtgen bf +++++[>+++++++++<-],[[>--.++>+<<-]>+.->[<.>-]<<,] < 1154123955 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!txtgen wtf? < 1154123968 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think that should be a bit more efficient then bf_txtgen. :p < 1154123968 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1154123971 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps d < 1154123974 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 pikhq: daemon txtgen bf < 1154123976 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 GregorR-W: ps < 1154123984 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Except that it's not doing anything :P < 1154123989 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Shit. < 1154124000 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!show 1 < 1154124004 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++.-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++.------------------------- < 1154124006 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah. < 1154124009 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Need an EOL. < 1154124013 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :A lot more effecient. < 1154124018 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1154124022 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;p < 1154124030 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, at least it's easier to human optimize. < 1154124051 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!undaemon txtgen < 1154124054 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Process 1 killed. < 1154124072 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: Bonvolu vidus http://www.esperanto.mv.ru/ESP/literaturo.html . < 1154124106 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Estas tre bona paĝo pri literaturo en Espenanto ke vi povas paroli (havas Scienco-ficiono tiel ke mi estas feliĉa :P.) < 1154124115 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/paroli/legi/ < 1154124134 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mmmkay then. < 1154124135 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mia Esperanto estas malbona. :'( < 1154124188 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Pri tiu vi devas uzi La Revo (La Reta Vortaro, uzu Google) kiam vi legos tiun libron. < 1154124228 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Estas tre bona metodo por lerni malfrue vortoj kaj legi multajn librojn pri interesajn temoj. < 1154124266 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Switching back to English (not because I can't continue), I've only been at it for a month or so, you know? < 1154124274 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But I guess Japanese, French, and Bengali help :P. < 1154124277 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Esperanto is for doofii < 1154124283 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And I haven't done more than a few hours. < 1154124289 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah. < 1154124295 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nihongo o kudasai! < 1154124301 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I read off-and-on, but most of my core words came fro the first week. < 1154124312 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 years of Japanese for me. :) < 1154124314 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :はい。言いました。 < 1154124359 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :漫画と小さい子供の本を読まられますか。 < 1154124400 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Can ye read that? < 1154124410 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :esperanto? < 1154124415 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No; my terminal doesn't do Unicode. < 1154124420 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gah. < 1154124428 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I use Kanji for everything, because it's a lot more convenient. < 1154124440 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hai, iimashita. Manga to Chiisaikodomo no hon wo < 1154124441 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :isn't it that artificial lang. created by one Pole? < 1154124446 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*wo yomararemasuka. < 1154124453 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :haha < 1154124456 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: Not quite Polish then, but yeah. < 1154124496 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Polish is 180 degrees from Esperanto ;p < 1154124508 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's a smattering of a bunch of languages. < 1154124538 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :esperanto is really ugly :( < 1154124560 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I find it sounds nicer on the tongue than most other languages. < 1154124563 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :ihope < 1154124573 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, my favourite language is Portuguese < 1154124616 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :With Japanese I can say: < 1154124625 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :美しい美少年 :D. < 1154124630 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :How can you beat that? < 1154124653 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heh. < 1154124660 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If you understand that, don't say it :P. < 1154124662 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I prefer English, simply because I know it very well. < 1154124678 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and my second favourite language is English < 1154124678 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :English sounds like chickens being defiled by elephants. < 1154124682 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sorry. < 1154124696 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I disagree < 1154124699 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!txtgen + < 1154124703 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :chickens defiled by elephants sound completely different < 1154124708 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: It does. I *only* prefer it because I know it. < 1154124712 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe. I've never actually heard it. < 1154124715 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: Heh. < 1154124721 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's not my native tongue, so bleh. < 1154124728 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's not my native tongue either < 1154124733 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i still like it though < 1154124734 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: The daemon isn't running. < 1154124741 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps d < 1154124744 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 ihope: daemon txtgen bf < 1154124744 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: It's my native tongue. . . What's yours, anyways? < 1154124746 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 ihope: ps < 1154124751 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nevermind. < 1154124752 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: Bengali. < 1154124755 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!show 1 < 1154124773 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++.-------------------------------------------++++++++++.----------+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++.-------------------------------------------++++++++++.---------- < 1154124776 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :+ < 1154124782 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :...What? < 1154124804 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hahahaha. < 1154124812 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It. . . . Works. How?!? < 1154124833 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION has no opinion on the sound of Bengali < 1154124845 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but i'm sure it's worse than Portuguese :) < 1154124855 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bengali is a lot more sing-songy than Romantic/Germanic (Sanskrit has the same quality) languages. < 1154124895 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I like it, but it has some sounds than I'd be hard pressed to find Romantic/Germanic speakers who can make them :P. < 1154124922 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Try me :p < 1154124930 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heh. < 1154124936 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Check out the IPA pronunciations. < 1154124938 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: "romance" < 1154124950 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fine. < 1154124962 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i like how Finnish sounds < 1154124970 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :finnish is sweet < 1154124978 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i like vowel harmony < 1154124990 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I like Japanese too, but not specifically. Plus the conjugations used in official speech don't sound all that nice. < 1154124999 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nothing like portuguese though ;) < 1154125003 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But it's the best basic conversational sounding language, IMO. < 1154125019 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :after Portuguese. < 1154125022 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :portuguese sounds to me like Toklien's black speech < 1154125026 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :After your MOM. < 1154125035 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Master Of Miracles, that is. < 1154125046 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: O_o < 1154125054 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :portuguese has soooooo many vowels < 1154125059 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and sooooo few consonants < 1154125080 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You don't like German's awesome consonant sounds? < 1154125084 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No < 1154125084 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P. < 1154125086 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :not at all. < 1154125092 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, it sounds awful, IMO. < 1154125097 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bengali has a lot of vowel sounds too. < 1154125111 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I need a language with two consonants and one vowel. < 1154125113 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :does it have nasals? < 1154125118 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah. < 1154125120 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: "oaia aia eia ei"? < 1154125126 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh < 1154125128 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Czrzszcz < 1154125129 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :two consonants < 1154125135 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And one of the consonant has to be a stop consonant, and the other can't be. < 1154125146 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :means a Bug in Polish < 1154125149 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :tra at ta tat a < 1154125155 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or uk < 1154125156 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :tratataatta! < 1154125163 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why not make a language like that? < 1154125168 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And define grammar based on placement? < 1154125175 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Ta tassasasts". < 1154125184 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Let's call it a Sapir-Whorf Snarepit! < 1154125199 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :if you want a small language, just use toki pona < 1154125209 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(which sounds pretty nice imo) < 1154125213 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"Sa sat sat a sastats sat tat?" < 1154125214 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :toki pona? < 1154125215 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is it a Sapir-Whorf Snarepit? < 1154125225 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: it has ~120 words, so i would say so < 1154125229 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Awesome. < 1154125252 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :mi pilin e ni: toki pona li pona kute < 1154125259 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :("i think toki pona sounds nice") < 1154125287 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1154125291 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What does "Toki Pona" mean? < 1154125299 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"good language" < 1154125307 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :'good language' < 1154125308 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :toki - good (from "talk") < 1154125313 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :err < 1154125317 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/good/lanugage :) < 1154125324 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pona - good (from "bona") < 1154125357 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.tokipona.org/ < 1154125364 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hem < 1154125372 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i like nordic languages < 1154125375 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So Toki Pona is not an agglutinative language? < 1154125387 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :very much so. < 1154125419 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's close to chinese in that it never joins or modifies anything < 1154125419 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmmm. < 1154125427 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If it's so small, I can memorize that in about a day. < 1154125432 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: cool < 1154125438 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Since I can do about 100-120 words in a language in a few hours. < 1154125438 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: join #tokipona if you do < 1154125441 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Awesome. < 1154125459 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ŝajnas tre bona lingvo ke vi povas paroli. < 1154125463 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :when i pronounce it < 1154125479 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it sounds a bit like Finnish < 1154125497 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: TP has several words taken from English, and several from Esperanto, so should be even easier < 1154125508 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :not sure about Japanese < 1154125516 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oko < 1154125519 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :noka < 1154125521 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol! < 1154125526 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oko means eye in TP? < 1154125528 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah, those are slavic < 1154125536 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Polish < 1154125539 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :slavic < 1154125544 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :noga -> noka -> leg < 1154125553 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :that doesn't make it polish :) < 1154125553 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oko -> oko -> eye < 1154125560 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sure < 1154125566 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but now it's easier to me < 1154125590 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :soem familiar words < 1154125630 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm < 1154125651 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :tengwar for tokipona < 1154125659 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it would make sense < 1154125666 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: toki pona was created by a lesbian :) < 1154125685 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, he was a guy when he created it, but became a (lesbian) woman since... < 1154125692 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :-.-' < 1154125708 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :shi t < 1154125798 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Um ... wtf? < 1154125798 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"ma mama li lili" - "motherland is small" < 1154125810 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"meli mi li moli" - "my woman is dead" < 1154125817 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1154125820 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it sucks < 1154125835 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :okay < 1154125835 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :if you say it fast < 1154125849 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the difference is almost none ;p < 1154125861 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, i'm wrong < 1154125862 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sorry < 1154125867 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(vine) < 1154125980 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :A guy becoming a lesbian woman?!? WTF?!? < 1154125992 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah come on < 1154125996 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you'd do it if you had the money < 1154126009 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :+.+ < 1154126011 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, I wouldn't. < 1154126026 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: Why x01?!? < 1154126039 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :x01? ;p < 1154126119 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: why wouldn't you? it's fun. < 1154126140 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :okay < 1154126145 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lament: Well, it would give me a chance with Razor-X. :p < 1154126148 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but only if i could back < 1154126159 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :to the initial state :> < 1154126178 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: exactly, what else do you need? < 1154126181 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :if it wouldn't be so funny as i expected < 1154126263 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lament < 1154126270 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :si < 1154126274 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you're skilled painter < 1154126274 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :que < 1154126284 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://toki.dm7.net/lesson/aei.jpg :D < 1154126285 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :>:D < 1154126288 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :thanks < 1154126300 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and you're one of that fluent TP speakers ;p < 1154126341 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :TP words sound quite childish < 1154126344 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but it's fun < 1154126352 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pipi - a ladybird < 1154126355 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I should learn it. < 1154126377 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pipi is any insect < 1154126386 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :with 120 words, you can't waste a word on 'ladybird' < 1154126401 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pipi loje - red insect < 1154126409 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :mani - like "money" but in way that child would write it < 1154126440 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: join #tokipona < 1154126725 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, tokipona does have words from japanese < 1154126740 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :moku - food < 1154126766 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :haha < 1154126779 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :...that's the only one < 1154126866 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :mina < 1154126868 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sina < 1154126870 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;p < 1154126888 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :mina is not a word. < 1154126904 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sina is from finnish i believe? < 1154126913 0 :bsmntbombdood_!n=gavin@unaffiliated/bsmntbombdood JOIN :#esoteric < 1154126928 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :sure < 1154126950 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and mina (a with dots) is also from finnish < 1154126959 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :means "me" < 1154126987 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but it's not in TP :) < 1154126998 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i eat = i am food LMAO :D < 1154127061 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh yeah, for some reason that doesn't ever bother anyone < 1154127169 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i thought about a language in which every verb would be a connection of noun with tense qualifier < 1154127209 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :toki pona is somewhat like that... but without the tense qualifier < 1154127257 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :eg. me salla (i am leg, without qualifier), me a sallas ('i use legs in present' - i walk) < 1154127305 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :me e sallas (future, 'i'll walk'), me o sallas (past, 'i walked').... < 1154127331 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :mi noka - i am a leg. < 1154127350 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but it would give many misunderstandings < 1154127353 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :mi tawa - i walk (go away) < 1154127368 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :tenpo kama la mi tawa - i will walk (go away) < 1154127409 0 :bsmntbombdood_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Client Quit < 1154127427 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ouch < 1154127534 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the coolest feature of TP is the "la" construct. < 1154127536 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :read about it. < 1154127574 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i'm having problems with tenses in English :/ < 1154127607 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :especially those perfect ones < 1154127644 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Don't worry about it; it's my native tongue and /I/ don't understand those. < 1154127646 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i would have been having problems with them too, but i have studied them a lot < 1154127673 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :admittedly i have had difficulties at first < 1154127709 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, my English came to me in very natural way, i don't like to learn it with book or in school ;| < 1154127740 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mine came via forced beating into my head, I fear (couldn't speak until I was 4 x_x) < 1154127775 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION needs to turn on his brain, it seems. < 1154127780 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but you're native? < 1154127786 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes. < 1154127822 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lucky bastard < 1154127824 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Unless, that is, the tongue of the USA was German when I was growing up, and it just changed to English without me noticing. :p < 1154127830 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :whole world speaks your language < 1154127849 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Rather convenient. < 1154127884 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it might have been Polish instead of English! And then what?! < 1154127905 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Then I'd be attacking you with a pole. :p < 1154127986 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If i were native English speaker i would get rather killed than attempt to learn correct Polish. < 1154128035 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's fscking twisted if you look at it from a non-pole perspective < 1154128068 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yes, slavic languages are not exactly easy. < 1154128090 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's common to all of the European languages, IMHO. < 1154128100 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :no. < 1154128108 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :slavic languages are much harder than romance languages. < 1154128111 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :they just have more stuff. < 1154128113 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :True. < 1154128161 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :English is probably the worst, because it's known for mugging other languages for new vocabulary. :p < 1154128275 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :there is no genre in English < 1154128288 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :English is certainly very difficult. < 1154128364 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hmm < 1154128385 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lament: what language is your native? < 1154128398 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Russian? < 1154128538 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm, perfect tenses... < 1154128549 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :? < 1154128586 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Who needs 'em? :-P < 1154128606 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :dunno < 1154128633 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but it looks as if i were handicaped < 1154128649 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :using only less complex tenses sucks < 1154128826 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hehehe, Polish is really tough: So what have you done? => Co wy zrobilicie? == Cocie zrobili? == Co wycie zrobili? == Co ecie zrobili? < 1154128877 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :there r some niuances between those phrases, but generally they mean exactly the same - "What have you done?" < 1154128905 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :nooga: Russian < 1154128912 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and that's not rare < 1154128925 0 :Eidolos!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1154128956 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lament: i knew, your name is rather distinctive < 1154129134 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION pink floyd - any colour you like < 1154129157 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: You know TS people can swing either way on the spectrum. < 1154129177 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: TS? < 1154129182 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh. < 1154129187 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Transsexual, mind the abbreviation. < 1154129188 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION groks the acronym now < 1154129194 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gah. < 1154129207 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think the majority of them do turn out non-straight after hormones and surgery and whatnot. < 1154129209 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There is such a thing as a brain. < 1154129214 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P. < 1154129216 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :A brain can not_work. < 1154129225 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;). < 1154129228 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :When a brain is to not_work: < 1154129244 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :When the program starts: < 1154129259 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There is a brain called brain_death. < 1154129268 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :brain_death is to not_work. < 1154129308 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ghhh < 1154129313 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :i must go to sleep < 1154129319 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION hugs ORK < 1154129325 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's only 0:29 < 1154129336 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :lol < 1154129344 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: "brain death" didn't need the _ < 1154129352 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Damn it. < 1154129370 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but i need to wake up at 7:00 and catch a train ;p < 1154129620 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :seks < 1154129695 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, number 21 in Finnish is quite cool: kaksikymmentyksi < 1154129812 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :kahk see kuum meh nta uk see < 1154129832 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :anyway < 1154130201 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :goodbye ;p < 1154130207 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT : < 1154130655 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I saw the word < 1154130671 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :"adage" and I thought it would be pronounced like "Udage" :-P < 1154130807 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess that would be "uh-da-gee" instead of "yer-da-gee". < 1154133580 0 :puzzlet!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1154133590 0 :puzzlet!n=puzzlet@124.48.237.50 JOIN :#esoteric < 1154133650 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1154134736 0 :puzzlet!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1154134782 0 :puzzlet!n=puzzlet@124.48.237.50 JOIN :#esoteric < 1154135815 0 :pikhq!n=pikhq@70-33-44-221.clspco.adelphia.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1154138027 0 :AndrewNP!i=AndrewNP@pool-71-240-150-127.hrbgpa.east.verizon.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1154138764 0 :kb3nnj!n=theblue@c-69-140-159-42.hsd1.md.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1154138776 0 :kb3nnj!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :H'lo all. < 1154139096 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hi-lo! < 1154139287 0 :kb3nnj!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, no one can sue this channel for false advertising, that's for sure. < 1154139888 0 :Arrogant!i=Scott@118.orlando-09rh15-16rt.fl.dial-access.att.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1154139993 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm? < 1154140079 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You may also want to join the contest, if you want to. < 1154140243 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Chatzilla 0.9.73 [Firefox 1.5.0.2/0000000000]" < 1154140629 0 :Arrogant!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1154141884 0 :kb3nnj!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Anyone still alive in here? < 1154141950 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes. < 1154141963 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Except that I'm tired and I'm looking forward to sleeping. < 1154141981 0 :kb3nnj!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Excellent choice./ < 1154142886 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Hey, everybody! Make this your default quit message!" < 1154147124 0 :kb3nnj!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1154147443 0 :kb3nnj!n=theblue@c-69-140-159-42.hsd1.md.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1154148229 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :kb3nnj: type !help < 1154148235 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Uuuuuuuuuuse the EgoBot :P < 1154148375 0 :kb3nnj!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!help < 1154148378 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :help ps kill i eof flush show ls bf_txtgen usertrig daemon undaemon < 1154148378 0 :kb3nnj!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :EgoBot? < 1154148380 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1l 2l adjust axo bch bf{8,[16],32,64} funge93 fyb fybs glass glypho kipple lambda lazyk linguine malbolge pbrain qbf rail rhotor sadol sceql trigger udage01 unlambda whirl < 1154148390 0 :kb3nnj!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf8 < 1154148404 0 :kb3nnj!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf16 < 1154148407 0 :kb3nnj!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf32 < 1154148409 0 :kb3nnj!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf64 < 1154148686 0 :kb3nnj!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :theblue < 1154149801 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You'd put the program after that to be useful :P < 1154150963 0 :theblue!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ahhhhhhhhh. < 1154150975 0 :theblue!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf8 >. < 1154150992 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Also, a program that does ... anything at all would be ideal :P < 1154151003 0 :theblue!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Owe. < 1154151013 0 :theblue!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf8 +. < 1154151016 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric : < 1154151020 0 :theblue!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :? < 1154151029 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :\1 is the CTCP character. < 1154151033 0 :theblue!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ahhhh. < 1154151038 0 :theblue!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf8 ++. < 1154151047 0 :theblue!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What's the difference between 8, 16, etc? < 1154151058 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The bitwidth of the interpreter. < 1154151066 0 :theblue!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I see. < 1154151070 0 :theblue!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm off to bed now. < 1154151092 0 :cmeme!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Client terminated by server" < 1154151110 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf >+++++++++[<++++++++>-]<.>+++++++[<++++>-]<+.+++++++..+++.>>>++++++++[<++++>-]<.>>>++++++++++[<+++++++++>-]<---.<<<<.+++.------.--------.>>+. < 1154151112 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hello World! < 1154151123 0 :cmeme!n=cmeme@boa.b9.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1154151336 0 :theblue!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nice. < 1154151356 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bye, enjoy your sleepage. < 1154151371 0 :theblue!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Thanks, you too. < 1154154821 0 :Arrogant!i=Scott@86.orlando-09rh15-16rt.fl.dial-access.att.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1154154876 0 :DB_51!n=db51@63-229-1-188.tukw.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1154156258 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"all your basment are belong to bsmntbombdood" < 1154157390 0 :bsmntbombdood!i=gavin@gateway/tor/x-bb77ba6731fa0f68 JOIN :#esoteric < 1154158512 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Client Quit < 1154158530 0 :bsmntbombdood!n=gavin@unaffiliated/bsmntbombdood JOIN :#esoteric < 1154159999 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :ended < 1154160000 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid JOIN :#esoteric < 1154160027 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1154160809 0 :mtve!i=mtve@mtve.vm.jvds.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1154162145 0 :DB_51!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1154162323 0 :bsmntbombdood!n=gavin@unaffiliated/bsmntbombdood JOIN :#esoteric < 1154163903 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"all your basment are belong to bsmntbombdood" < 1154168405 0 :Arrogant!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1154177317 0 :ihope!n=foo@c-71-205-100-59.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1154180597 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm, EQBF starts with |1>? Why the heck is that? < 1154180599 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::-) < 1154182983 0 :AndrewNP!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Hey, everybody! Make this your default quit message!" < 1154189251 0 :CXI!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1154190817 0 :theblue_!n=theblue@c-69-140-159-42.hsd1.md.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1154191361 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Hey, everybody! Make this your default quit message!" < 1154191780 0 :theblue!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1154199521 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION finally manages to catch up with the log < 1154200199 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.qubit.org/oldsite/resource/deutsch85.pdf <- interesting paper which pretty much analyzes "quantum completeness" (too technical though) < 1154204175 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: Do you mind if I make a few more modifications to Glass? < 1154204832 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Go right ahead. < 1154204864 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wanna add in binary and, or, xor, nand, nor, xnor. < 1154205014 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Under a class called B . < 1154205869 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :OK, I might disagree with that. < 1154205878 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That can be trivially written in Glass. < 1154205892 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Furthermore, I've written all of it already. < 1154205905 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bitwis and? < 1154205907 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*Bitwise < 1154205927 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I mean, you probably *can* but.... < 1154205942 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh! I didn't imply 'bitwise' from 'binary' < 1154205944 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah OK < 1154205951 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah. Sorry, I meant bitwise. < 1154205958 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not logical operators. Those are easy to implement. < 1154205981 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :reminder for Read-only Gregor: http://www.formauri.es/personal/pgimeno/temp/malbolge.patch < 1154205994 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I hope Glass becomes semi-useful at some future time. < 1154206039 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wait... how would you have logical XNOR? :P. < 1154206159 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pgimeno: Done. < 1154206178 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :kay < 1154206190 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :.... A Malbolge patch?! < 1154206217 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah, the reference interpreter is buggy < 1154206226 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Thou art more courageous than I :P. < 1154206256 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Abandon hope, all ye who enter Malbolge programs into the interpreter < 1154206309 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yes. Abandon all hope. < 1154206322 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it's addictive and time-consuming < 1154206325 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why don't you enter the Malbolge portion of the competition? < 1154206340 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :because it's addictive and time-consuming :P < 1154206343 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You're sure to get the True Masochist award, since I don't think anyone else has the courage to compete. < 1154206438 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :well, because 1) I don't like to contend, 2) my job does not allow me much free time, 3) I'm not sure I will be able to solve any challenge < 1154206464 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Malbolge is really really awkward to code in < 1154206472 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :maybe if it were Dis instead... < 1154206515 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :this is 99bob in normalized Malbolge: http://www.formauri.es/personal/pgimeno/temp/bottles-995.n < 1154206562 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :the "i" instruction is a jump < 1154206653 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :only the first two lines and last 10 lines contain jump instructions, meaning that the rest is only data manipulation to set up memory to desired values < 1154206663 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :We're not giving a challenge to Malbolge. < 1154206670 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's simlpy ``Whoever makes the better program''. < 1154206677 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So, jah. < 1154206693 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :and what if Hisashi Iizawa wants to enter the contest? :) < 1154206707 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Huh? < 1154206717 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::P. < 1154206735 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :http://www.99-bottles-of-beer.net/language-malbolge-995.html < 1154206824 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :about the data manipulation phase, it's almost impossible to do manually in a compact manner; program-assisted initialization is easier and I'd bet it's been used for 99bob < 1154206862 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess we'll let Malbolge users use program assistance. < 1154206869 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Right committee? < 1154206872 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :compare to my cat program: http://www.esolangs.org/wiki/Malbolge#Sample_programs < 1154206873 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*Nudges GregorR * < 1154206962 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think we should drop Malbolge. < 1154206975 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fine. < 1154206976 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I can't imagine we'll get more than one participant in that language, and if we get one it's an autmatic win (read: lame) < 1154206980 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*automatic < 1154206984 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Fine! < 1154207039 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not much on the defence, are you :P < 1154207193 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not really ;). < 1154207199 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I was hoping that maybe some people would try. < 1154207205 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But I wasn't really expecting much. < 1154207214 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :T3h patch is almost finished for Bitwise operations. < 1154207362 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :oh, a Perl compiler in Intercal < 1154207371 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :or was it the other way around? < 1154207407 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :anyway I've just found this: http://homepages.nildram.co.uk/~intercal/manual/quantum.html < 1154207536 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(apparently by one of the committee members) < 1154207666 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :er, maybe I should have said "the other committee member" < 1154207879 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Huh? Who said that? < 1154207893 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I might make a Perl regexp interpreter in INTERCAL. < 1154207902 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But right now a BF interpreter is enough. < 1154207920 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pgimeno: Heh. < 1154207956 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, I had ta be away-ish. Now I'm not. And it seems my patch works so far. Just two more things to add. < 1154208010 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Let's give it a name... GNU Glass v (insert version number) ! < 1154208034 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wish GNU Glass :P. < 1154208886 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!malbolge < 1154208890 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1154208893 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 pgimeno: ps < 1154208907 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :seems that the patch is effective < 1154209173 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!malbolge '=a;:?87[543216/SR2+*No-,%*#G4 < 1154209177 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hello, < 1154209267 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: http://www.sosdg.org/~razorx/builtins.diff < 1154209279 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There, it has the new B class and the corresponding bitwise functions. < 1154209729 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yay, the malbolge 99bob is #1 with 4.74 points out of 5 < 1154209775 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heh. < 1154209863 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Does anyone know of any good introductory level texts to the piano that's free? < 1154210763 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hm, there's no Dis version of 99bob < 1154214768 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1154214775 0 :Razor-X!n=user@user-3cf84fq.dsl.mindspring.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1154219732 0 :cmeme!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Success < 1154220999 0 :cmeme!n=cmeme@boa.b9.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1154221681 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1154223287 0 :Razor-X!n=user@user-11fb50d.dsl.mindspring.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1154223440 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: Did you get my patch earlier? < 1154228959 0 :theblue_!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :theblue < 1154232514 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"leaving" < 1154232578 0 :pikhq!n=pikhq@67-21-19-37.clspco.adelphia.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1154239817 0 :theblue_!n=theblue@c-69-140-159-42.hsd1.md.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1154240666 0 :theblue_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Client Quit < 1154241258 0 :theblue!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1154246377 0 :Arrogant!i=Scott@198.orlando-09rh15-16rt.fl.dial-access.att.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1154246399 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :ended < 1154246400 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid JOIN :#esoteric < 1154246706 0 :thematrixeatsyou!n=leet@222-152-173-132.jetstream.xtra.co.nz JOIN :#esoteric < 1154246710 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hello < 1154246723 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :good news: i've made a return compiler. < 1154246736 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bad news: it's not on this computer so i can't upload it yet < 1154246851 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wonder if GregorR added in my newest patch. < 1154246855 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :For Glass I mean. < 1154248801 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :gtg, ciao < 1154248820 0 :thematrixeatsyou!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"(()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()())" < 1154254621 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: I haven't been home all day, and now I'm going to sleep, but tomorrow I will. < 1154254746 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mmmkay. < 1154256804 0 :Arrogant!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1154257130 0 :wooby!n=wooby@ny-lancastercadent4g1-3a-236.buf.adelphia.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1154257266 0 :wooby!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1154270195 0 :_jol_!n=_@c5850-a3-2-62-147-21-100.dial.proxad.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1154271985 0 :_jol_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"leaving" < 1154274345 0 :_jol_!n=_@c5850-a3-2-62-147-21-234.dial.proxad.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1154274500 0 :ihope!n=foo@c-71-205-100-59.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1154274516 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm sorry. I wasn't thinking. < 1154274709 0 :_jol_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"leaving" < 1154274810 0 :_jol_!n=_@c5850-a3-2-62-147-22-131.dial.proxad.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1154274911 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :...Now is anybody going to ask what I just apologized for so I can say that it's nothing really, but it's been nagging me lately? < 1154275440 0 :nothingrise!n=nothingr@85.100.233.89 JOIN :#esoteric < 1154275522 0 :nothingrise!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :anyone knows how to program brainfuck on mac? < 1154275570 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Should'nt be any more annoying then on any other platform. < 1154275581 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm sure there are BF interpreters for the Mac. < 1154275831 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If nothing else, you could just get one for UNIX and compile it yourself. < 1154275860 0 :nothingrise!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yeah im still lookin up google < 1154275870 0 :nothingrise!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :but found nothing < 1154276098 0 :nothingrise!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1154279200 0 :_jol_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"leaving" < 1154280612 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Then make one for the Mac ;). < 1154280846 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Let's see... start edge-to-corner, which can lead to edge-to-edge or corner-to-corner, and edge-to-edge can lead to corner-to-corner or completeness, and corner-to-corner can lead only to completeness. < 1154280880 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmmmm? < 1154280968 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Some game based on two-dimensional Newtonian physics. < 1154281227 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Pshhh. That ruins the fun of the game :P. < 1154281262 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's the point of the game. < 1154281274 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is it a motorcycle-ish game? < 1154281291 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No. < 1154281308 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Then I'm thinking of the wrong game, but that's not very unlike me. < 1154281341 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, the game doesn't actually exist. < 1154281455 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah. < 1154281472 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Are you writing it? < 1154281603 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No. :-P < 1154281802 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Heh. < 1154282370 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I could probably describe it. < 1154282508 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So the "playing field" is seven units wide and seventeen units high. The bottom wall makes every object that hits it faster, the sides just act like normal walls, and the top wall is "special", and it destroys whatever hits it, among other things. < 1154282621 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Objects are composed of little colored squares, each one unit in side length. When two squares of the same color hit each other, they stick together but otherwise act normally, and when two squares of different colors hit each other, they act completely normal. < 1154282629 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So much for Newtonian physics. < 1154282646 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::-) < 1154282679 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :On second thought, the bottom wall should act normal but two squares of different colors should propel themselves away from each other when they git. < 1154282681 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/git/hit < 1154282730 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah. Newtonian Physics. < 1154282770 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :When two squares of the same color are touching in any of four ways, they must remain touching that way. < 1154282810 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The four ways are corner-touching-edge, corner-touching-corner, edge-touching-edge-but-not-matching, and edge-touching-edge-and-matching. < 1154282954 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Here's a horribly-badly-done picture: http://i7.tinypic.com/21eba0o.png < 1154289554 0 :_jol_!n=_@c5850-a3-2-62-147-22-29.dial.proxad.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1154290169 0 :ihope_!n=foo@c-71-205-100-59.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1154291256 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1154291541 0 :Sgeo!n=Sgeo@ool-18bf61f7.dyn.optonline.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1154293663 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION is switching to Micro$oft Windoze. BRB all [possibly not freenod.. err, forget I said that, don't want to seem insulting..] < 1154293830 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Ex-Chat" < 1154293911 0 :bsmntbombdood!n=gavin@unaffiliated/bsmntbombdood JOIN :#esoteric < 1154294730 0 :_jol_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :""mi tatpi .i co'o rodo"" < 1154295016 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf +.+++++++[>++++++++<-]>+.++.+++++++++++++++++.-----------.++++++.-.>++++[>++++++++<-]>.>++++++++++[>+++++++++++<-]>-.++..++++.>+. < 1154295020 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION moos < 1154295087 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Having fun? < 1154295103 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :just trying ctcp < 1154295126 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION moo < 1154295135 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION fails < 1154295189 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf_txtgen moos < 1154295216 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :44 +++++++++++[>++++++++++>>><<<<-]>-.++..++++. [119] < 1154295231 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf_txtgen ACTION moos < 1154295266 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :94 +++++++++++[>++++++>++++++++>+++>++++++++++<<<<-]>-.++.>----.<++++++.++++++.-.>>-.>-.++..++++. [678] < 1154295317 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf +.++++++++++[>++++++>++++++++>+++>++++++++++<<<<-]>-.++.>----.<++++++.++++++.-.>>-.>-.++..++++.>+. < 1154295320 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION moos < 1154295325 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wheee. < 1154295337 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :yup :) < 1154295376 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf_txtgen ACTION pokes pgimeno < 1154295382 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!daemon moo bf +.++++++++++[>++++++>++++++++>+++>++++++++++<<<<-]>-.++.>----.<++++++.++++++.-.>>-.>-.++..++++.>+. < 1154295384 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION moos < 1154295386 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION should work on networking in ORK. . . < 1154295391 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!moo < 1154295405 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps d < 1154295411 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :darn, maybe I haven't understood how daemons work < 1154295421 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1154295423 0 :EgoBot!n=EgoBot@c-24-21-138-66.hsd1.or.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1154295446 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pgimeno: yeah, it's pretty much a handy way to give names to your processes and such. < 1154295610 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Switch to windows?! < 1154295613 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What blasphemy! < 1154295652 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!moo < 1154295654 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Huh? < 1154295655 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1154295658 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 pgimeno: ps < 1154295672 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!help daemon < 1154295674 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Use: daemon Function: start a daemon process. < 1154295699 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!glass {M[m(_o)O!"Moo!"(_o)o.?]} < 1154295700 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Moo! < 1154295719 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :See? < 1154295741 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm... I wonder if GregorR added in my patches... < 1154295776 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!glass {M[m(_o)O!(_b)B!<1><2>(_b)a.?(_o)(on).?]} < 1154295786 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It seems not so :(. < 1154295824 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Moo is "+.++++++++++[>++++++>++++++++>+++>++++++++++<<<<-]>-.++.>----.<++++++.++++++.-.>>-.>-.++..++++.>+.", so, um... < 1154295836 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf_txtgen moo_cow < 1154295844 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!KILL 1 < 1154295846 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Huh? < 1154295853 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!kill 1 < 1154295854 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Process 1 killed. < 1154295858 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf_txtgen moo\ncow < 1154295870 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :76 ++++++++++[>+++++++++++>+++++++++>><<<<-]>-.++..>++.<-.>+++++++.<+.++++++++. [246] < 1154295883 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf ++++++++++[>+++++++++++>+++++++++>><<<<-]>-.++..>++.<-.>+++++++.<+.++++++++. < 1154295887 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :moo\ncow < 1154295891 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;). < 1154295900 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope_: That's \0x01ACTION moos\0x01 < 1154295926 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!glass {M[m(_o)O!"\0x01ACTION moos\0x01"(_o)o.?]} < 1154295929 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :0x01ACTION moos0x01 < 1154295934 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah? < 1154295954 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Anyway, the daemon needs to output "\1ACTION moos\1" every time it gets a newline. < 1154295983 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: \0x01 was supposed to be parsed, by you, to be the ASCII character defined by the hexadecimal number 01. -_-' < 1154296018 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope_: do you mean that invoking a daemon just sends a \n to it? < 1154296045 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pgimeno: well, it sends whatever text you gave, followed by \n. < 1154296058 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!daemon cat +[,.[-]+] < 1154296063 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!cat Ding ding ding < 1154296064 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Huh? < 1154296080 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :you forgot bf < 1154296081 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!daemon cat bf +[,.[-]+] < 1154296087 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!cat Ding ding ding! < 1154296091 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ding ding ding! < 1154296097 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ah, okay < 1154296116 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!daemon moo bf ,---------[+.++++++++++[>++++++>++++++++>+++>++++++++++<<<<-]>-.++.>----.<++++++.++++++.-.>>-.>-.++..++++.>+.]Does this work? < 1154296119 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!moo < 1154296122 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps d < 1154296124 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 ihope_: daemon cat bf < 1154296126 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 pikhq: daemon moo bf < 1154296129 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :3 pikhq: ps < 1154296138 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Apparently that's not working. -_-' < 1154296138 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!moo cow < 1154296151 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!kill 2 < 1154296153 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Process 2 killed. < 1154296154 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GI\OUT#wyy}GI\OUT#wyy}GI\OUT#wyy}GI\OUT#wyy}GI\OUT#wyy}GI\OUT#wyy}GI\OUT#wyy}GI\OUT#wyy}GI\OUT#wyy}GI\OUT#wyy}GI\OUT#wyy}GI\OUT#wyy}GI\OUT#wyy}GI\OUT#wyy}GI\OUT#wyy}GI\OUT#wyy}GI\OUT#wyy}GI\OUT#wyy}GI\OUT#wyy}GI\OUT#wyy}GI\OUT#wyy}GI\OUT#wyy}GI\OUT#wyy}GI\OUT#wyy}GI\OUT#wyy}GI\OUT#wyy}GI\OUT#wyy}GI\OUT#wyy}GI\OUT#wyy}GI\ < 1154296164 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That really didn't work. < 1154296164 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, the input thing isn't inside any loops. < 1154296168 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1154296170 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 pgimeno: ps < 1154296174 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps d < 1154296174 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh. -_-' < 1154296177 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 ihope_: daemon cat bf < 1154296178 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 pgimeno: ps < 1154296193 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :This, I think: +[print[,----------]+] < 1154296215 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :9^!daemon moo bf +[,---------[+.++++++++++[>++++++>++++++++>+++>++++++++++<<<<-]>-.++.>----.<++++++.++++++.-.>>-.>-.++..++++.>+.]][Does this work?] < 1154296218 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :x_x < 1154296244 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, you might want to try this: +[>print<[,----------]+] < 1154296295 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!daemon moo bf +[>+.++++++++++[>++++++>++++++++>+++>++++++++++<<<<-]>-.++.>----.<++++++.++++++.-.>>-.>-.++..++++.>+.<[,----------]+] < 1154296299 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!moo < 1154296309 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps d < 1154296312 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 ihope_: daemon cat bf < 1154296314 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 ihope_: daemon moo bf < 1154296317 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :3 ihope_: ps < 1154296321 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!undaemon moo < 1154296322 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Process 2 killed. < 1154296324 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION moosGI\OUT#wyy} < 1154296330 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ipe. < 1154296347 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!daemon moo bf +[>+.++++++++++[>++++++>++++++++>+++>++++++++++<<<<-]>-.++.>----.<++++++.++++++.-.>>-.>-.++..++++.>+.<[,----------]+] < 1154296355 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!moo This text shouldn't be output. < 1154296368 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!moo And more mooing < 1154296372 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!undaemon moo < 1154296375 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Process 2 killed. < 1154296377 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION moosGI\OUT#wyy}GI\OUT#wyy} < 1154296411 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!daemon ACTION moos < 1154296426 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf_txtgen ACTION moos < 1154296453 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!moo < 1154296454 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Huh? < 1154296457 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :115 +++++++++++[>>++++++++>++++++>+++<<<<-]>>>-.++.<----.>++++++.++++++.-.>-.<+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++.++..++++. [490] < 1154296459 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps d < 1154296460 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 ihope_: daemon cat bf < 1154296463 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 pgimeno: ps < 1154296489 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!glass {M[m(_o)O!"Stop abusing me, meaw."(_o)o.?]} < 1154296493 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Stop abusing me, meaw. < 1154296512 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :+[>+.++++++++++[>>++++++++>++++++>+++<<<<-]>>>-.++.<----.>++++++.++++++.-.>-.<+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++.++..++++[-]+.<<<<[,----------]+] < 1154296521 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf +[>+.++++++++++[>>++++++++>++++++>+++<<<<-]>>>-.++.<----.>++++++.++++++.-.>-.<+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++.++..++++[-]+.<<<<[,----------]+] < 1154296527 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!daemon moo bf +[>+.++++++++++[>>++++++++>++++++>+++<<<<-]>>>-.++.<----.>++++++.++++++.-.>-.<+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++.++..++++[-]+.<<<<[,----------]+] < 1154296534 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!moo Hope this works < 1154296534 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1154296537 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 Razor-X: bf < 1154296538 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :4 ihope_: moo < 1154296541 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :5 Razor-X: ps < 1154296546 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 2 Blah < 1154296548 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!moo ... < 1154296549 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 2 Blah\n < 1154296555 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 2 Blah\n\n\n < 1154296555 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!undaemon moo < 1154296557 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Process 3 killed. < 1154296559 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION mooBDJPO@nppBDJPO`npp < 1154296563 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!kill 2 < 1154296565 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Process 2 killed. < 1154296567 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION mooBDJPO@nppBDJPO`nppBDPJPOnppBDJPOnpp < 1154296570 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ipe again < 1154296585 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps d < 1154296589 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 ihope_: daemon cat bf < 1154296591 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 pgimeno: ps < 1154296658 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!daemon moo bf [+[,----------]>[-]>[-]>[-]>[-]>[-]<<<<<+.++++++++++[>++++++>++++++++>+++>++++++++++<<<<-]>-.++.>----.<++++++.++++++.-.>>-.>-.++..++++.>+.] < 1154296664 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!moo < 1154296677 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps d < 1154296687 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :err < 1154296701 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps d < 1154296737 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :? < 1154296854 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!undaemon moo < 1154297269 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf +[+[,----------]>[-]>[-]>[-]>[-]>[-]<<<<<+.++++++++++[>++++++>++++++++>+++>++++++++++<<<<-]>-.++.>----.<++++++.++++++.-.>>-.>-.++..++++.>+.] < 1154297276 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1154297334 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps d < 1154297345 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :seems down < 1154297699 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION pokes GregorR < 1154298040 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No! EGOBOT! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! . < 1154298066 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :HE WAS ALIVE I FELT IT!!! < 1154298091 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Sorry. ;). < 1154302421 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :>_< < 1154302423 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bastard. < 1154302430 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!kill 1 < 1154302431 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!kill 2 < 1154302432 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!kill 3 < 1154302435 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!flush 1 < 1154302438 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!flush 2 < 1154302438 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!flush 3 < 1154302440 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps d < 1154302474 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1154302475 0 :EgoBot!n=EgoBot@c-24-21-138-66.hsd1.mn.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1154302475 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Broken pipe < 1154302479 0 :EgoBot!n=EgoBot@c-24-21-138-66.hsd1.mn.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1154302487 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Success < 1154302497 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Woaha. What happened to EgoBot? < 1154302518 0 :EgoBot!n=EgoBot@c-24-21-138-66.hsd1.mn.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1154302522 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I didn't do a very good job taking it down :P < 1154302527 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!help < 1154302529 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Al... right :P. < 1154302531 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :help ps kill i eof flush show ls bf_txtgen usertrig daemon undaemon < 1154302534 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1l 2l adjust axo bch bf{8,[16],32,64} funge93 fyb fybs glass glypho kipple lambda lazyk linguine malbolge pbrain qbf rail rhotor sadol sceql trigger udage01 unlambda whirl < 1154302569 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!glass {M[m(_o)O!"Stop abusing me, meaw."(_o)o.?]} < 1154302571 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Stop abusing me, meaw. < 1154302574 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Wooh. < 1154302834 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!help adjust < 1154302838 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :To use an interpreter: Note: can be the actual program, an http:// URL, or a file:// URL which refers to my pseudofilesystem. < 1154302971 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!adjust WTF does this do? < 1154303000 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Apparently it doesn't do anything. < 1154303390 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: that probably refers to http://www.esolangs.org/wiki/ADJUST < 1154303396 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!daemon moo bf +[+[,----------]>[-]>[-]>[-]>[-]>[-]<<<<<+.++++++++++[>++++++>++++++++>+++>++++++++++<<<<-]>-.++.>----.<++++++.++++++.-.>>-.>-.++..++++.>+.] < 1154303405 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!moo < 1154303412 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!moo whatever < 1154303419 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps d < 1154303422 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 pgimeno: daemon moo bf < 1154303424 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 pgimeno: ps < 1154303433 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!moo whatever\n < 1154303452 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!show 1 < 1154303456 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION moosACTION moosACTION moosACTION moos < 1154303469 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!help show < 1154303474 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Use: show Function: display the current output buffer for a process < 1154303485 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mmkay. < 1154303485 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!moo whatever\n < 1154303519 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!undaemon moo < 1154303522 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Process 1 killed. < 1154303524 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION moosACTION moos < 1154303536 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!daemon moo bf +[+[,----------]>[-]>[-]>[-]>[-]>[-]<<<<<+.++++++++++[>++++++>++++++++>+++>++++++++++<<<<-]>-.++.>----.<++++++.++++++.-.>>-.>-.++..++++.>+.+++++++++.] < 1154303539 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!moo < 1154303542 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION moos < 1154303545 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::) < 1154303551 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!moo < 1154303554 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION moos < 1154303557 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D < 1154303592 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :what was I missing? < 1154303598 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :A newline. < 1154303605 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :grr < 1154303608 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!moo foo < 1154303612 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION moos < 1154303705 0 :wooby!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT : < 1154303765 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!daemon remoo bf +[[-]>[-]>[-]>[-]>[-]>[-]<<<<<+.++++++++++[>++++++>++++++++>+++>++++++++++<<<<-]>-.++.>----.<++++++.++++++.-.>>-.>-.++..++++.>+.[,.----------]] < 1154303772 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!remoo wildly < 1154303776 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION mooswildly < 1154303783 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :argh < 1154303787 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!undaemon remoo < 1154303790 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Process 2 killed. < 1154303814 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!daemon remoo bf +[[-]>[-]>[-]>[-]>[-]>[-]<<<<<+.++++++++++[>++++++>++++++++>+++>++++++++++<<<<-]>-.++.>----.<++++++.++++++.-.>>-.>-.++..++++.>+[,.----------]+.] < 1154303823 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!remoo wildly < 1154303826 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION mooswildly < 1154303859 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!remoo wildly < 1154303862 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION mooswildly < 1154303871 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!undaemon remoo < 1154303874 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Process 2 killed. < 1154303876 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION moos < 1154303954 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!daemon bf me +[+[,----------]+.[,.]+.+++++++++.] < 1154303956 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Huh? < 1154303965 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!me isn't sure if this will work < 1154303968 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Huh? < 1154303973 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!daemon me bf +[+[,----------]+.[,.]+.+++++++++.] < 1154303975 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!me isn't sure if this will work < 1154303979 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps d < 1154303988 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1154303993 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!undaemon me < 1154303998 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION did it wrong. -_-' < 1154304038 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :something's not working < 1154304044 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!daemon me bf +[+[,----------]+.[[,----------].]+.+++++++++.] < 1154304050 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!me Does this work? < 1154304057 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!help < 1154304058 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!show 2 < 1154304064 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!undaemon me < 1154304068 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :We killed it, I think. < 1154304084 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Err. *I* killed it. < 1154304250 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :bbl, this debian update affected X < 1154304257 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"This is the default quit message" < 1154304329 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps d < 1154304505 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :ihope < 1154304517 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION gives pikhq a ticket and pokes GregorR < 1154305737 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1154305741 0 :EgoBot!n=EgoBot@c-24-21-138-66.hsd1.mn.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1154305745 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1154305756 0 :EgoBot!n=EgoBot@c-24-21-138-66.hsd1.mn.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1154316992 0 :pgimeno!n=pgimeno@124.Red-80-59-211.staticIP.rima-tde.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1154319120 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!moo < 1154319124 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Huh? < 1154319145 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!daemon moo bf +[+[,----------]>[-]>[-]>[-]>[-]>[-]<<<<<+.++++++++++[>++++++>++++++++>+++>++++++++++<<<<-]>-.++.>----.<++++++.++++++.-.>>-.>-.++..++++.>+.+++++++++.] < 1154319148 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!moo < 1154319152 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION moos < 1154319172 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm. I think there's a bit of a bug in there. . . < 1154319203 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Specifically, it seems to be moving up 6 points in the array each time. < 1154319211 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!undaemon moo < 1154319214 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Process 1 killed. < 1154319259 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!daemon moo bf +[[,----------]>[-]>[-]>[-]>[-]>[-]<<<<<+.++++++++++[>++++++>++++++++>+++>++++++++++<<<<-]>-.++.>----.<++++++.++++++.-.>>-.>-.++..++++.>+.+++++++++.<<<<<] < 1154319263 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!moo < 1154319266 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION moos < 1154319270 0 :harkeyahh!n=chatzill@71-35-227-67.slkc.qwest.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1154321972 0 :Arrogant!i=Scott@8.orlando-09rh15-16rt.fl.dial-access.att.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1154322079 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!moo < 1154322079 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Success < 1154322103 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION grins < 1154322110 0 :EgoBot!n=EgoBot@c-24-21-138-66.hsd1.mn.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1154322121 0 :harkeyahh!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1154322126 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!daemon moo bf +[+[,----------]>[-]>[-]>[-]>[-]>[-]<<<<<+.++++++++++[>++++++>++++++++>+++>++++++++++<<<<-]>-.++.>----.<++++++.++++++.-.>>-.>-.++..++++.>+.+++++++++.] < 1154322129 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!moo < 1154322130 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION moos < 1154322144 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!moo < 1154322158 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Great daemon. < 1154322166 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It sent a private message to me. < 1154322168 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :22:02 * EgoBot moos < 1154322171 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah. < 1154322176 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Let's spam pikhq !!!! < 1154322177 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :AND IT WON'T STOP! < 1154322179 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!moo < 1154322180 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!moo < 1154322180 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!moo < 1154322180 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!moo < 1154322183 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!moo < 1154322186 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Woohoo!!!! < 1154322187 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!undaemon moo < 1154322203 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Seriously. It. Won't. Stop. < 1154322207 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Feel the pain and suffering of the mooing EgoBot. < 1154322215 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1154322223 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think my daemon is broken. < 1154322227 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :As it moos away its undue pain. < 1154322255 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now, how the hell did it start sending PMs to me instead of to the channel?!? < 1154322278 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :22:04 Go to hell. < 1154322278 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :22:04 * EgoBot moos < 1154322319 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D. < 1154322331 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :This is awesome. < 1154322334 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1154322338 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Interesting bug. < 1154322342 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think you broke EgoBot. < 1154322351 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Don't we do that once a day?) < 1154322356 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I've found it to be self-breaking. < 1154322357 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!glass {M[m(_o)O!"Stop abusing me, meaw."(_o)o.?]} < 1154322369 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah, I think you totally broke it. < 1154322370 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I've broken it 12 times today, I think. :p < 1154322376 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Good job :P. < 1154322421 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now, that code *should* just be waiting for a newline, and then sending \1ACTION moos\1. . . Instead, it's sending a private message to me. Forever. < 1154322448 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Great bug pikhq, great bug. < 1154322462 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I guess good programmers find creative ways to crash software. < 1154322474 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What's worse is that it worked the first few times I ran it. < 1154322486 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Which means that GregorR broke something. < 1154322493 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Apparently. < 1154322497 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Naughty naughty, GregorR. < 1154322504 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope also broke it earlier today. < 1154322546 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!STFU, EgoBot. < 1154322563 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION considers writing a bot in ORK for #esoteric. . . < 1154322579 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Just as soon as I write the phone and mailman classes for ORK, of course. < 1154322588 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :TCP and UDP? < 1154322593 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yup. < 1154322606 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Thought so. < 1154322613 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I should code in network functions to Glass. < 1154322620 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Great patch idea. < 1154322631 0 :Arrogant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You're all madmen < 1154322638 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Huh? < 1154322641 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I'm no man. < 1154322655 0 :Arrogant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :shh < 1154322659 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe even a programmer class, to embed C++ into ORK code. :p < 1154322674 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No C++ into Glass. I like it, defiled smilies and all. < 1154322684 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But what makes us madwo/men? < 1154322701 0 :Arrogant!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That is not a word and I refuse to answer the question < 1154322706 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :We're contemplating using an esoteric language for something serious, that's what. < 1154322714 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But what makes us mad men or women? < 1154322766 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Join the Esolang competition then. < 1154322770 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That'll make you even more mad. < 1154322777 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I did. < 1154322780 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Then you get to say ``MUN GO MAAAD IN HIDALGO!!!''. < 1154322795 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(Note: I haven't watched the movie, I just remember the cheezy movie commercial.) < 1154323013 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION does an /ignore < 1154324201 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I took down EgoBot without sending a QUIT. < 1154324211 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It takes an incredible amount of time to ping out apparently :P < 1154324216 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::p < 1154324230 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(I just ^C'd it) < 1154324248 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION unignores it < 1154324257 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's still mooing. < 1154324306 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :22:37 * EgoBot moos < 1154324322 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't think it paid attention. < 1154324364 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :SIGKILL it. < 1154324453 0 :Arrogant!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1154325903 0 :Razor-X`!n=user@user-11fb74q.dsl.mindspring.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1154325989 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1154326224 0 :Razor-X`!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :Razor-X < 1154330882 0 :Arrogant!i=Scott@211.orlando-09-10rs.fl.dial-access.att.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1154332799 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :ended < 1154332800 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid JOIN :#esoteric < 1154336668 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :bsmntbombdood_ < 1154336694 0 :bsmntbombdood_!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :bsmntbombdood < 1154336748 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :bsmntbombdood_ < 1154336770 0 :bsmntbombdood_!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :bsmntbombdood < 1154336835 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1154337773 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Make your two-story house. < 1154341745 0 :Arrogant!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1154344608 0 :puzzlet!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1154344620 0 :puzzlet!n=puzzlet@124.48.237.50 JOIN :#esoteric < 1154352573 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Egobot is *still* mooing. < 1154353263 0 :{^Raven^}!n=NoneGive@82-38-206-74.cable.ubr05.shef.blueyonder.co.uk JOIN :#esoteric < 1154355951 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1154355962 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :>_< < 1154355965 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I killed the bloody proc hours ago. < 1154355979 0 :EgoBot!n=EgoBot@c-24-21-138-66.hsd1.mn.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1154355988 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :O_O < 1154356022 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :THERE IS NO SHELL WITH EGOBOT RUNNING < 1154356048 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1154356067 0 :EgoBot!n=EgoBot@c-24-21-138-66.hsd1.or.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1154356067 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Broken pipe < 1154356075 0 :EgoBot!n=EgoBot@c-24-21-138-66.hsd1.or.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1154356075 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Broken pipe < 1154356078 0 :EgoBot!n=EgoBot@c-24-21-138-66.hsd1.or.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1154356122 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1154356129 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It never figured out how to quit. < 1154356141 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I had to use pstree O_O < 1154356146 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I have no idea where that bash was running < 1154356179 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Creative hackers find creative ways to break stuff. ;) < 1154356474 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :OK, new feature. < 1154356485 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Even when it's flooding, !ps should work, it'll flush out the buffer before ps'ing. < 1154356495 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Same with kill, so !kill should even be able to kill flooding processes. < 1154356512 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :neat < 1154356541 0 :EgoBot!n=EgoBot@c-24-21-138-66.hsd1.or.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1154356573 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!moo < 1154356577 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Huh? < 1154356604 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :this apparently broke something: < 1154356607 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!daemon bf moo + < 1154356609 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Huh? < 1154356663 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :GregorR: :) < 1154356684 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!daemon moo bf +.+. < 1154356696 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!daemon moo bf +.. < 1154356715 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION demonstrates proper syntax with pointless code < 1154357415 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1154357417 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 ihope: ps < 1154357464 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!daemon moo bf +[+[,----------]>[-]>[-]>[-]>[-]>[-]<<<<<+.++++++++++[>++++++>++++++++>+++>++++++++++<<<<-]>-.++.>----.<++++++.++++++.-.>>-.>-.++..++++.>+.+++++++++.] < 1154357471 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!moo < 1154357472 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Success < 1154357487 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :At least the daemon succeeded. < 1154357502 0 :EgoBot!n=EgoBot@c-24-21-138-66.hsd1.mn.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1154358004 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think we've estabilished that my moo code is midly broken. < 1154358006 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!help < 1154358010 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :help ps kill i eof flush show ls bf_txtgen usertrig daemon undaemon < 1154358012 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1l 2l adjust axo bch bf{8,[16],32,64} funge93 fyb fybs glass glypho kipple lambda lazyk linguine malbolge pbrain qbf rail rhotor sadol sceql trigger udage01 unlambda whirl < 1154358075 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf +[+[,----------]>[-]>[-]>[-]>[-]>[-]<<<<<+.++++++++++[>++++++>++++++++>+++>++++++++++<<<<-]>-.++.>----.<++++++.++++++.-.>>-.>-.++..++++.>+.+++++++++.] < 1154358087 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 \n < 1154358090 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION moos < 1154358096 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 \n < 1154358100 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION moos < 1154358112 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or not. < 1154358113 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :...Why's it acting differently here? < 1154358115 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 \n < 1154358118 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION moos < 1154358120 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!eof 1 < 1154358123 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION boggles < 1154358129 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 \n < 1154358131 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It ignores an eof. :) < 1154358140 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Are you sure? < 1154358141 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 This is input that should be ignored. < 1154358142 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps d < 1154358146 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 ihope: bf < 1154358148 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 ihope: ps < 1154358155 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 \n < 1154358160 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 This won't, however.\n < 1154358170 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 \n < 1154358170 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!show 1 < 1154358184 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Okay. It is bork, then. < 1154358186 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!kill 1 < 1154358188 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Process 1 killed. < 1154358197 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You murderer! < 1154358506 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :. . . I think I might know what the bug is. < 1154358535 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Each time it executes, it goes 5 cells up. < 1154358544 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Eventually, it hits the end of EgoBot's memory. < 1154358569 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf +[+[,----------]>[-]>[-]>[-]>[-]>[-]<<<<<+.++++++++++[>++++++>++++++++>+++>++++++++++<<<<-]>-.++.>----.<++++++.++++++.-.>>-.>-.++..++++.>+.+++++++++.] < 1154358573 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!kill 1 < 1154358574 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Process 1 killed. < 1154358658 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!bf +[[,----------]>[-]>[-]>[-]>[-]>[-]<<<<<+.++++++++++[>++++++>++++++++>+++>++++++++++<<<<-]>-.++.>----.<++++++.++++++.-.>>-.>-.++..++++.>+.+++++++++.<<<<<[-]+] < 1154358662 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 \n < 1154358664 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION moos < 1154358666 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 \n < 1154358670 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION moos < 1154358671 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 \n < 1154358674 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION moos < 1154358683 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There we go. That should work a bit better. < 1154358697 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!kill 1 < 1154358698 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Process 1 killed. < 1154358708 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!daemon moo bf +[[,----------]>[-]>[-]>[-]>[-]>[-]<<<<<+.++++++++++[>++++++>++++++++>+++>++++++++++<<<<-]>-.++.>----.<++++++.++++++.-.>>-.>-.++..++++.>+.+++++++++.<<<<<[-]+] < 1154358715 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1moo < 1154358717 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!moo < 1154358720 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION moos < 1154358722 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::) < 1154358752 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now, to figure out why we're so intent on getting EgoBot to moo. < 1154358835 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 Testing. < 1154358840 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 \n < 1154358842 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION moos < 1154359230 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!moo < 1154359232 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION moos < 1154359241 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yay! < 1154359268 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::) < 1154359284 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 Moo\nDamn\nYou\n < 1154359286 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION moos < 1154359288 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION moos < 1154359290 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION moos < 1154359329 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!moo Three\ntwo < 1154359332 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION moos < 1154359340 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::-) < 1154359348 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's mooing at me again. < 1154359359 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It is? < 1154359364 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why does it moo at me?!? < 1154359368 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!undaemon moo < 1154359368 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!moo < 1154359370 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Process 1 killed. < 1154359372 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Huh? < 1154359381 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!daemon moo bf +[[,----------]>[-]>[-]>[-]>[-]>[-]<<<<<+.++++++++++[>++++++>++++++++>+++>++++++++++<<<<-]>-.++.>----.<++++++.++++++.-.>>-.>-.++..++++.>+.+++++++++.<<<<<[-]+] < 1154359385 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!moo < 1154359388 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION moos < 1154359406 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!moo I get the impression that giving input < 1154359408 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION moos < 1154359421 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!moo \nLike\nthis really fucks\nthings\nup. < 1154359421 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 1 \n < 1154359424 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION moos < 1154359426 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION moos < 1154359428 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION moos < 1154359438 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah. < 1154359447 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!moo < 1154359450 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION moos < 1154359451 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now is it mooing at you? < 1154359454 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nope. < 1154359463 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It mooed at me three times. < 1154359506 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Weird. < 1154359517 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, it works as long as you don't give it other input. < 1154359522 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not very robust, but. . . < 1154359523 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!moo < 1154359526 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION moos < 1154359577 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!moo \n < 1154359580 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION moos < 1154359604 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I think the bug is probably in the daemon code. < 1154359612 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!moo \\n < 1154359614 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION moos < 1154359849 0 :sedimin_!n=juraj@static-081-024-011.dsl.nextra.sk JOIN :#esoteric < 1154359856 0 :sedimin_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi there < 1154359862 0 :sedimin_!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :sedimin < 1154359876 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!moo < 1154359879 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION moos < 1154360266 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!daemon cat bf +[,.[-]+] < 1154360274 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!moo < 1154360279 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION moos < 1154360375 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!daemon cat bf +[,.[-]+] < 1154360381 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!cat Hello, world! < 1154360383 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hello, world! < 1154360402 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!cat . . . < 1154360405 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :. . . < 1154360409 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps d < 1154360416 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 EgoBot: daemon cat bf < 1154360436 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::-P < 1154360436 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!cat I, for one, am going to figure out how to get Egobot to do /me foo. < 1154360440 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I, for one, am going to figure out how to get Egobot to do /me foo. < 1154360445 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!moo < 1154360449 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION moos < 1154360491 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That would be done using !pager. < 1154360502 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!pager foo? < 1154360507 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Huh? < 1154360510 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not yet... < 1154360552 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!daemon pager bf +[,>,<[>++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++<-]>.<[-]+] < 1154360562 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!pager foo < 1154360564 0 :sedimin!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 60 (Operation timed out) < 1154360566 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ipe < 1154360576 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Not yet! < 1154360585 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!pager P a g e r i s e a s y t o b r e a k . < 1154360597 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps d < 1154360601 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 ihope: daemon moo bf < 1154360603 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 ihope: daemon cat bf < 1154360605 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :3 ihope: daemon pager bf < 1154360607 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :4 ihope: ps < 1154360609 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!undaemon pager < 1154360609 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!show 3 < 1154360611 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :/Pager is easy to break. < 1154360613 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Process 3 killed. < 1154360621 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Erp, ee? < 1154360629 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!daemon pager bf +[,>,<[>++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++<-]>.<[-]+] < 1154360649 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!pager P a g e r i s e a s y t o b r e a k . < 1154360674 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!show 3 < 1154360677 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Pager is easy to break. < 1154360692 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm... < 1154360699 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!pager < 1154360710 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!pager A < 1154360719 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!show 3 < 1154360723 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :JA < 1154360728 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Um. < 1154360732 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, let's see here... < 1154360735 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!pager foo\n < 1154360746 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 3 foo \n < 1154360750 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!show 3 < 1154360753 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :OJ/ < 1154360755 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Be careful not to break it, eh? < 1154360762 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It comes pre-broken. < 1154360769 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well... < 1154360772 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!pager < 1154360790 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Don't break it more. < 1154360831 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!pager %a A C T I O N m o o s%a < 1154360839 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!show 3 < 1154360843 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :JACTION moos < 1154360857 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :...Well? < 1154360865 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!pager FF < 1154360876 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!pager %a A C T I O N m o o s%a < 1154360897 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!show 3 < 1154360899 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION moos < 1154360901 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!undaemon pager < 1154360903 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Process 3 killed. < 1154360912 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!daemon pager bf +[,>,<[>++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++<-]>.<[-]+] < 1154360924 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!pager %a A C T I O N m o o s%a < 1154360937 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!pager %j < 1154361020 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm... < 1154361025 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!show 3 < 1154361029 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTIONmooseJ < 1154361056 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION kicks EgoBot < 1154361066 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!undaemon pager < 1154361069 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Process 3 killed. < 1154361161 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps d < 1154361163 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 ihope: daemon moo bf < 1154361181 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 ihope: daemon cat bf < 1154361193 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :3 EgoBot: ps < 1154361203 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :EgoBot is slow when parsing its own output :-P < 1154361356 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!cat No, I just suck at doing Brainfuck quickly. < 1154361359 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, I just suck at doing Brainfuck quickly. < 1154361591 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, I booch the !cat. < 1154361897 0 :GregorR-W!n=chatzill@jffwprtest.jf.intel.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1154362392 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!moo < 1154362395 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION moos < 1154362426 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :X_X < 1154362428 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps d < 1154362431 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 ihope: daemon moo bf < 1154362433 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 ihope: daemon cat bf < 1154362435 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :3 GregorR-W: ps < 1154362455 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :OK, a test: < 1154362470 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!glass {M[m(_o)O!(_x)<1>=/(_x)"Blah"(_o)o.?\]} < 1154362483 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1154362485 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1154362486 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1154362487 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :3 GregorR-W: glass < 1154362489 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :3 GregorR-W: glass < 1154362491 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :4 ihope: ps < 1154362503 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Is moo still mooing? < 1154362508 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!moo < 1154362509 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That could stop my output... < 1154362511 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION moos < 1154362524 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ihope: But you're not being spammed by it? < 1154362529 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nope, I'm not. < 1154362540 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :OK, that's a good thing, I must've just miswrote that prog :P < 1154362543 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!kill 3 < 1154362545 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Process 3 killed. < 1154362547 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :BlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahB < 1154362555 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, or not put a \n on XD < 1154362561 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!glass {M[m(_o)O!(_x)<1>=/(_x)"Blah\n"(_o)o.?\]} < 1154362581 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :>_> < 1154362582 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1154362616 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1154362619 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps d < 1154362636 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :¿Dobleve te efe? < 1154362698 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :¿Qué la codiga? < 1154362709 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :¿What the fuck? < 1154362721 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!moo < 1154362808 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1154362816 0 :GregorR!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Strange < 1154362841 0 :EgoBot!n=EgoBot@c-24-21-138-66.hsd1.mn.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1154362844 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps d < 1154362848 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 EgoBot: daemon moo reload < 1154362850 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 EgoBot: daemon cat reload < 1154362852 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :3 GregorR-W: ps < 1154362855 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!moo < 1154362858 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION moos < 1154362863 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Note to self: Don't do that :P < 1154362956 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :don't do what? !glass {M[m(_o)O!(_x)<1>=/(_x)"Blah\n"(_o)o.?\]} ? < 1154362965 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yeah :P < 1154362975 0 :pgimeno!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :it doesn't look dangerous < 1154362994 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It just repeats Blah indefinitely. I don't know why that caused EgoBot to spin, but :P < 1154363015 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!moo < 1154363018 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION moos < 1154363060 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!glass {M[m(_o)O!"Blah\n"(_o)o.?\] < 1154363062 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :OK < 1154363068 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm... < 1154363086 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Luckily, you c/p'd wrong :P < 1154363130 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Did what wrong? < 1154363138 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Copy/paste'd < 1154363146 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah. < 1154363153 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Naturally... < 1154363777 0 :kipple!n=kipple@203.80-202-102.nextgentel.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1154363800 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!glass {M[maI!bO!cA!dae.?<1>c(ne).?=/dac.?bo.?dae.?<1>c(ne).?=\]} < 1154363805 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1154363809 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :3 pikhq: glass < 1154363810 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :4 pikhq: ps < 1154363816 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 3 Whee.\n < 1154363818 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Whee. < 1154364098 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*cough* < 1154364100 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!kill 3 < 1154364103 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Process 3 killed. < 1154364450 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :" HydraIRC -> http://www.hydrairc.com <- State of the art IRC" < 1154364600 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What? < 1154364973 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :^^ < 1154366452 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PART #esoteric :? < 1154366463 0 :Razor-X!n=user@user-11fb74q.dsl.mindspring.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1154366552 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1154366558 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's a curious way to flush the buffer. < 1154366582 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But it's the only way in ERC. < 1154366593 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No /clear? No ^L? < 1154366598 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nope. < 1154366601 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hm < 1154366615 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :C-l zooms to the current line without a prefix. < 1154366619 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Try C-k. < 1154366632 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, C-k is to add a line to the kill ring. < 1154366645 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I can maybe code something in to clear the screen, but eh :P. < 1154366653 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Try Ctrl+Alt+Backspace :P < 1154366655 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, it won't actually kill the line for you in ERC? < 1154366665 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: It will. < 1154366670 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But just the line. < 1154366670 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mmkay. < 1154366671 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :pikhq: Wrong buffer. < 1154366680 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I use it pretty often just in normal IRCing. < 1154366685 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: Try some creative usage of elisp. < 1154366708 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I can, it should be pretty easy. < 1154366712 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I vote "not severe enough to justify coding a solution" < 1154366718 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Exactly. < 1154366734 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION would write it for you if he knew more elisp then what's necessary to use M-x foo effectively < 1154367630 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :morning < 1154367744 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No, afternoon. < 1154367764 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :And hi :-) < 1154367987 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :morning, i say. < 1154368014 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Midsummer Night's Dream says I. < 1154368250 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I seems like an odd thing for Midsummer Night's Dream to say. < 1154368359 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Nope. Midsummer Night's Dream likes saying odd things so it's perfectly normal. < 1154368395 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Ah. < 1154368531 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: but then it's not odd, it's normal < 1154368536 0 :lament!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: so it's an odd thing for it to say... < 1154368742 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Midsummer Night's Dream says both odd things and normal things. < 1154368754 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Since odd things aren't odd, everything's normal. < 1154369727 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1154369791 0 :GregorR-W!n=chatzill@jffwprtest.jf.intel.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1154370365 0 :ihope_!n=foo@c-71-205-100-59.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1154371451 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1154377402 0 :bsmntbombdood!n=gavin@unaffiliated/bsmntbombdood JOIN :#esoteric < 1154377559 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!glass {M[m(_o)O!"I eat babies!"(_o)o.?]} < 1154377561 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I eat babies! < 1154377999 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps d < 1154378003 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 EgoBot: daemon moo reload < 1154378005 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :2 EgoBot: daemon cat reload < 1154378007 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :3 pikhq: ps < 1154378013 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!moo < 1154378014 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!cat Mmm. Babiers. < 1154378017 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION moos < 1154378019 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mmm. Babiers. < 1154378029 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!help daemon < 1154378033 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Use: daemon Function: start a daemon process. < 1154378180 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!daemon halfdeadcat {M[m(_>)I!(_o)O!(_>)l.?(_o)o.?]} < 1154378195 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!halfdeadcat What jew 'bout?!\n < 1154378197 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Huh? < 1154378202 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1154378205 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :3 Razor-X: ps < 1154378212 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Pshhh. < 1154378327 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!daemon halfdeadcat glass {M[m(_>)I!(_o)O!(_>)l.?(_o)o.?]} < 1154378331 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1154378335 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :4 Razor-X: ps < 1154378343 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!glass {M[m(_>)I!(_o)O!(_>)l.?(_o)o.?]} < 1154378345 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1154378349 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :4 Razor-X: glass < 1154378351 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :5 Razor-X: ps < 1154378357 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!i 4 What jew 'bout?!\n < 1154378361 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What jew 'bout?! < 1154378497 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!halfdeadcat j00 < 1154378501 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :j00 < 1154378512 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh, it doesen't need a newline, huh? < 1154378514 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Cool. < 1154378526 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!halfdeadcat {M[m(_>)I!(_o)O!(_>)l.?(_o)o.?]} < 1154378547 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!halfdeadcat Yay! I don't need no stinkin' newlines! < 1154378555 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!cat Nor do I! < 1154378565 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :.... I think pikhq broke EgoBot again. < 1154378567 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1154378577 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yup. < 1154378677 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!kill 3 < 1154379200 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps < 1154379208 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Food job pikhq. < 1154379210 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*Good < 1154379360 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Killing EgoBot has become an art. < 1154379394 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's not art if it's so simple. < 1154379526 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :ihope < 1154379888 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But doing it so spectacularly is. < 1154379908 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :(he patched it so !ps and !kill would still work if the rest of the bot shut down) < 1154383428 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hahaha. < 1154383434 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Obviously we're beating him to it. < 1154385224 0 :{^Raven^}!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1154385692 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Gah < 1154385693 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :>_< < 1154386439 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1154386456 0 :EgoBot!n=EgoBot@c-24-21-138-66.hsd1.mn.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1154386522 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :So, how many times has EgoBot been broken in the last week? < 1154386536 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!daemon halfdeadcat glass {M[m(_>)I!(_o)O!(_>)l.?(_o)o.?]} < 1154386544 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!halfdeadcat Bob < 1154386545 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Success < 1154386551 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :X_X < 1154386553 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :.... ? < 1154386563 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The daemons keep going nuts. < 1154386566 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I don't know why. < 1154386575 0 :EgoBot!n=EgoBot@c-24-21-138-66.hsd1.or.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1154386582 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps d < 1154386583 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!daemon halfdeadcat glass {M[m(_>)I!(_o)O!(_>)l.?(_o)o.?]} < 1154386585 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 GregorR-W: ps < 1154386597 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!halfdeadcat Bob < 1154386599 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Bob < 1154386605 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yay! < 1154386611 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps d < 1154386616 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 GregorR-W: ps < 1154386624 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... But not listed. < 1154386625 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Having a daemon that doesn't loop is sort of silly :P < 1154386646 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :daemon.must_loop = true < 1154386650 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Feh. I'm too lazy to look at while loops again. < 1154386690 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!halfdeadcat Bob < 1154386691 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Success < 1154386696 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :....................... < 1154386711 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Awesome! I can make EgoBot quit! < 1154386719 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::) < 1154386721 0 :EgoBot!n=EgoBot@c-24-21-138-66.hsd1.mn.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1154386732 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Smashing the EgoBot for Fun and Profit. < 1154386770 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1154386770 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ooh < 1154386773 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Huh? < 1154386784 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!daemon ooh bf + < 1154386786 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :X_X < 1154386787 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ooh < 1154386787 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Success < 1154386791 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Aha! < 1154386806 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yay! < 1154386810 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Now we know where the bug is... < 1154386815 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yup. < 1154386817 0 :EgoBot!n=EgoBot@c-24-21-138-66.hsd1.or.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1154386819 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It overflows. < 1154386827 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!daemon ooh bf + < 1154386829 0 :bsmntbombdood!n=gavin@unaffiliated/bsmntbombdood JOIN :#esoteric < 1154386829 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ooh < 1154386834 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yay! < 1154386837 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ps d < 1154386839 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :1 Razor-X: ps < 1154386841 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :........................ < 1154386845 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Yay! < 1154386858 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It doesn't make daemons that stop running invalid commands. < 1154386859 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!daemon halfdeadcat glass {M[m(_>)I!(_o)O!(_>)l.?(_o)o.?]} < 1154386860 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!ooh < 1154386871 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!halfdeadcat Bob < 1154386871 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Success < 1154386872 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1154386890 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, the HalfDeadCat seems to crash EgoBot well and good. < 1154386902 0 :EgoBot!n=EgoBot@c-24-21-138-66.hsd1.or.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1154386902 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Connection reset by peer < 1154386904 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Let's call it the Half-Dead Cat bug out of sheer legacy! < 1154386912 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::D. < 1154386923 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's it guys, you've lost EgoBot priveleges. < 1154386931 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*privileges < 1154386934 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION bribes GregorR-W with cookies < 1154386938 0 :EgoBot!n=EgoBot@c-24-21-138-66.hsd1.or.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1154386938 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Awwwww. < 1154386946 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :>_< < 1154386952 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I can't even close it properly < 1154386952 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;) < 1154386954 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :. < 1154386967 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That's because it doesen't WANT to leave. < 1154386975 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Don't force it to do something it doesen't want to. < 1154387010 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :!glass {M[m(_o)O!"Don't make me LEAVE!!!"(_o)o.?]} < 1154387014 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Don't make me LEAVE!!! < 1154387020 0 :EgoBot!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1154387028 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION slaps Razor-X < 1154387028 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric ::(. < 1154387038 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hey........ < 1154387043 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It's not nice to hit a girl. < 1154387060 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION pokes Razor-X instead < 1154387068 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Why the poke? < 1154387095 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Because it's not nice to hit a girl, but I want to do something to indicate disapproval :-P < 1154387107 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Disapproval of what? < 1154387115 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :EgoBot didn't want to leave! < 1154387125 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, it wasn't actually your fault, but it looked like it was. < 1154387142 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Oh. Great. < 1154387152 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION frowns into her imaginary winecup. < 1154387349 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What is the channel without EgoBot! Woebegone! Our souls cry out unto the last harmony, the winds chime with a dull softness of loss and twangs of pain haunt its eeiry glum! < 1154387364 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*eery < 1154387371 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Razor-X: Write mailman and phone, so we can have ORKbot. < 1154387395 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Or someone else can compile EgoBot and put 'im here. < 1154387610 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Eerie? < 1154387632 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Maybe.