< 1155946211 0 :tgwizard!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1155947478 0 :CakeProphet!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Nick collision from services. < 1155947497 0 :CakeProphet!n=CakeProp@h68.231.213.151.ip.alltel.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1155947664 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm... < 1155947692 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Computer viruses have to infect other files. < 1155947700 0 :kipple!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1155947725 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Mmmmmm, not necessarily., < 1155947732 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No? < 1155947740 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :They can simply take advantage of flaws already present in other files. < 1155947750 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :How would they replicate? < 1155947772 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well, here's an example: < 1155947788 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Virus GregorRoflcopter takes advantage of a hypothetical flaw in Apache. < 1155947817 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It connects to any server, then does a buffer-overflow, causing the server to run it /without actually writing it to any files/ < 1155947835 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That server then has a fully functioning copy of GregorRoflcopter, which searches for other server. < 1155947837 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :*servers < 1155947846 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm... < 1155947848 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :RAM-only replication. < 1155949656 0 :ivan`!i=ivan@wikipedia/ivan JOIN :#esoteric < 1155950066 0 :fizzie!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :You could also count boot block viruses as not infecting files, since the boot sectors aren't really files. < 1155950090 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Long story short, ihope: YOU'RE WRONG WRONG WRONG < 1155950092 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :;) < 1155950113 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Okay, then. < 1155950120 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Computer viruses have to infect things. < 1155950149 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I do believe that's the definition of "virus" < 1155950281 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :True. < 1155950316 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :But it could make writing a BF virus hard or impossible, seeing as how there are no standard ways for BF programs to infect things. < 1155950351 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I vote "impossible" < 1155950361 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Well < 1155950373 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :With the exception of those that feed on particular interpreter vulnerabilities. < 1155950490 0 :GregorR-W!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Chatzilla 0.9.75 [Firefox 1.5.0.2/0000000000]" < 1155951088 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :The problem with today's operating systems is that it's possible to write viruses for them. < 1155956256 0 :preyalone_!n=preyalon@c-68-54-29-58.hsd1.sc.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1155956259 0 :preyalone!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1155956822 0 :jix__!i=jix@L62cf.l.strato-dslnet.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1155957103 0 :preyalone_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1155957399 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1155958427 0 :jix__!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :jix < 1155960061 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Bitte waehlen Sie eine Beerdigungnachricht" < 1155961797 0 :CakeProphet!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1155961871 0 :CakeProphet!n=CakeProp@h68.231.213.151.ip.alltel.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1155962070 0 :bsmntbombdood_!n=root@unaffiliated/bsmntbombdood JOIN :#esoteric < 1155962084 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Nick collision from services. < 1155962389 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT : < 1155963831 0 :Sgeo!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Ex-Chat" < 1155967100 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :That needs to be quoted in history or something. < 1155967150 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :I wonder how well I'll be able to judge the contest with my new RSI, hmmm.... < 1155967528 0 :bsmntbombdood_!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :bsmntbombdood < 1155967704 0 :wooby!n=alan@ny-lancastercadent4g1-3a-236.buf.adelphia.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1155968436 0 :wooby!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Ex-Chat" < 1155970151 0 :Arrogant!i=Scott@178.orlando-09-10rs.fl.dial-access.att.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1155974399 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :ended < 1155974400 0 :clog!unknown@unknown.invalid JOIN :#esoteric < 1155974505 0 :_jol_!n=_@c5850-a3-2-62-147-21-182.dial.proxad.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1155975392 0 :Arrogant!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1155977023 0 :_jol_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 113 (No route to host) < 1155977700 0 :Sph1nx!n=sphinx@89-178-55-70.broadband.corbina.ru JOIN :#esoteric < 1155981377 0 :ihope_!n=foo@c-71-205-100-59.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1155982357 0 :ihope!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1155983173 0 :Sph1nx!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1155989695 0 :kipple!n=kipple@203.80-202-102.nextgentel.com JOIN :#esoteric < 1155990472 0 :lindi-!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1155990755 0 :lindi-!n=lindi@kulho150.adsl.netsonic.fi JOIN :#esoteric < 1155993014 0 :jix!i=jix@L62cf.l.strato-dslnet.de JOIN :#esoteric < 1155995533 0 :Sph1nx!n=sphinx@89-178-50-7.broadband.corbina.ru JOIN :#esoteric < 1155998346 0 :CXI!i=Sanity@dialup-129.89.221.203.acc50-kent-syd.comindico.com.au JOIN :#esoteric < 1156000242 0 :tgwizard!n=tgwizard@c-f33ee155.178-1-64736c10.cust.bredbandsbolaget.se JOIN :#esoteric < 1156002908 0 :_jol_!n=_@c5850-a3-2-62-147-23-57.dial.proxad.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1156003607 0 :RodgerTheGreat!n=RodgerTh@c-68-41-14-137.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1156004158 0 :sparr_!i=sparr@pdpc/supporter/active/sparr JOIN :#esoteric < 1156004160 0 :sparr_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION pokes jix < 1156004172 0 :jix!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hey sparr < 1156007094 0 :nooga!i=nooga@ip-50.net-41.rev.inter-c.pl JOIN :#esoteric < 1156007102 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hei < 1156007728 0 :tgwizard!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 60 (Operation timed out) < 1156008293 0 :_jol_!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :".ei mi cliva" < 1156008302 0 :tgwizard!n=tgwizard@c-f33ee155.178-1-64736c10.cust.bredbandsbolaget.se JOIN :#esoteric < 1156008544 0 :CakeProphet!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1156008616 0 :CakeProphet!n=CakeProp@h68.231.213.151.ip.alltel.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1156009312 0 :CakeProphet!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Connection reset by peer < 1156009384 0 :CakeProphet!n=CakeProp@h68.231.213.151.ip.alltel.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1156009452 0 :CakeProphet!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer) < 1156009523 0 :CakeProphet!n=CakeProp@h68.231.213.151.ip.alltel.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1156009579 0 :CakeProphet!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :... < 1156010971 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :.... < 1156011164 0 :nooga!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT : < 1156011408 0 :sparr_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :..... < 1156011429 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :...---... < 1156011605 0 :bsmntbombdood!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :O noes! < 1156011794 0 :calamari!n=calamari@ip68-231-173-86.tc.ph.cox.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1156011903 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :-.-.--.--.. < 1156012013 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :+[,.] < 1156012544 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :It doesn't get any more abusive than this: addmitted free, with the purchase of a ticket. < 1156012568 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :s/add/ad/: the Internet is killing my l33t sp3ll1ng sk1llz < 1156013476 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :hi < 1156013525 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :anyone else use gmail? trying to figure out how to split apart e-mails.. sometimes they are grouped wrong or I don't want them grouped < 1156013713 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :There's some setting I found years ago when I first used GMail. Have been using POP/SSL retreival for so long I can't remember anymore :P. < 1156013969 0 :sparr_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :calamari: cant. so sayeth teh faq < 1156014719 0 :Sph1nx!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"До свидания всем!" < 1156015923 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :No? Wasn't there an option to disable conversations? < 1156019447 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :ACTION writes the spec for a language called Thubi < 1156019513 0 :pikhq!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Hmm. < 1156019545 0 :Razor-X!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :What Thubi talkin' bout?! < 1156019671 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :Actually... < 1156019778 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :...yeah. Thubi. < 1156020253 0 :jeyk!n=jey@jeyk.mine.nu JOIN :#esoteric < 1156020560 0 :ihope_!unknown@unknown.invalid PRIVMSG #esoteric :If I make another such language, it'd be called Thusi, then Thudi. < 1156022644 0 :jeyk!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Remote closed the connection < 1156025170 0 :calamari!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :"Leaving" < 1156028943 0 :RodgerTh1Great!n=RodgerTh@c-68-41-14-137.hsd1.mi.comcast.net JOIN :#esoteric < 1156029856 0 :RodgerTheGreat!unknown@unknown.invalid QUIT :Read error: 110 (Connection timed out) < 1156029873 0 :RodgerTh1Great!unknown@unknown.invalid NICK :RodgerTheGreat